/clg/ cis les gen

how does /clg/ feel about ftms?

Grats on a new thread.
Tfw your gf won't sleep in the same bed with you because it took you 3 minutes to brush your fucking teeth and pee and she didn't want to wait. I fucking hate everything. Specifically this joke of a relationship. I was supposed to get a new job today and didn't so I'll just continue to feel trapped here.
>>8669128
You say that like it hasn't been asked before...
>trannies

>>8669128
/clg/ feels get your tranny bullshit out of this thread

>>8669149
She won't sleep in the same bed? Is there more to this story?

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>tfw no qt gf

>>8669149
>I was supposed to get a new job today
I'm sorry to hear you didn't get the job. What happened?

>>8669128
Why would anyone want to be a man?

>>8669158
I've been telling the story for a while now. She is pretty good at making up reasons not to share a bed with me. We have relationship/couples therapy booked but frankly i just want to get a job and peace the Fuck out

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>tfw no tomboy gf

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>>8669178
Sorry, I don't come to the thread a lot anymore, so I haven't been following. Sounds shit though. Good luck buddy.

>>8669178
Give me the cliffs notes, i haven't been around lately
>>8669161
): iktf

>>8669128
There's a ftm on tumblr that I've had a long crush on but I'm straight. He cute af.

>>8669198
If she's not a long hair / femme leaning tomboy it's not worth doing. My gf looks like a boy after cutting her hair. I'm super not into it and i feel petty that i an this way. I just like my gf to look like my fucking girlfriend. If i wanted to date something that looked like a man i would just be straight and my life would be easier

Last Friday afternoon I went out on a casual tender meet up/date with a qt. She bailed early because she got sick (thats what she said anyway). she hasn't spoken to me since.

Should I text her one more time? I liked her a lot, I am REALLY disappointed it didn't go anywhere.

Worst of all, I'm not sure if there was something wrong with me/ I said/did something wrong, or, she just wasn't interested ......

Also TFW NO GF

>>8669206
Won't sleep with me. Wrong have sex with me. (Both for a variety of excuses) won't let me touch her lightly without complaining I'm "tickling" her and telling me to stop. If I am to slow getting ready she yells at me. ( but won't let me use the bathroom/mirror until after she is done . aka 2+ hours. At which point we are already late and the 10-15 minutes it takes me to get ready is suddenly the reason we're late.) She won't let me go down on her. The closest thing i get us holding her whole she plays with her self after which she passes out and I'm left frustrated. I'm also not allowed to help our tough her genitals. I often try and kids her and she turns so i kiss her cheek or hair but when she wants to kiss me I'm expected to oblige. (But never with tongue) i hate fucking everything ava refuse to believe this is how my life ends. She's also a fucking sob and I'm basically get house wife. She doesn't have a car bit drives mine more than I do despite that she doesn't help pay for it. I like gong downtown but she can't tolerate noise so she won't go with me or let me go most of the time. Even though I'm on ei i still constantly give hey money.

It's all Fucked.

>>8669242
Fuck my phone butchered that. I hate everything I'm going to sleep in my bed of loneliness. Maybe I'll have a lewd dream or something.

>>8669242
>>8669251
Yeah friend, you need to get out of there. Hope tomorrow is a better day.

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>>8669119
>tfw no fit gf with qt face

>>8669251
Have a good sleep, anony.

>>8669242
Genitals are overrated. They make weird smells and excrete fluids.

Is this where I can purchase a new qt3.14gf

I tired sleeping then she came in to "sleep with me" but in actuality came to berate me about her life problems as explain to me how they are actually my fault. So I spent the last hour apologizing for not giving her enough (Alone time meanwhile I'm so lonely i could die) and listening to the sound of my tears slowly and rhythmically hitting the bed. (All while i shouldn't be apologizing for anything) I Finally got up and am getting some water then sleeping on the couch. Seriously anons i can't carry on this way.

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>>8669262
>tfw no ripped qt gf that can squat you

>>8669412
Emo

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>>8669305
>not wanting to earnestly lap up the pussy juice of a gasping woman still slightly shuddering from the multiple orgasms you gave her as she sat on your face

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>>8669215
this isn't cute?

>>8669119
Can you fat poofs get the fuck off this board already. You don't belong here.

>>8669412
Dude you gotta get out of there, she sounds completely toxic.

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Anyone else here cucked and don't give a fuck?

>>8669412
Seems like she is purposely trying to get to you so you can leave. What she is doing to you seems really fucked up. I hope you can find a way out of there soon.

>>8669309
If you are willing to be someone's sugar mama, yes.

>>8669242
I'll never understand people like you. This girl sounds awful, so why are you staying with her? Because it's convenient or you don't want to be alone?
Being with someone is not supposed to make you feel miserable.

>>8669305
>Genitals are overrated.
Says the tranny. There is nothing overrate about a sweet, wet pussy.

>>8669412
Seriously, start planning the break now. Start figuring out what you'll take, how you'll deal with her inevitable bitching about the car, organizing your stuff, etc. If the apt is unlikely to remain with you, start looking at places. You want to be ready to escape as soon as you can.

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>>8669437
Stay mad kiddo.

>>8669432
Kino is such a cutie.

>tfw no femme gf

>tfw femme with a femme gf

What did you anons do this summer?

We spent two weeks visiting parents in Sweden and Britain, and a week together in Tahiti.

>>8669846
>What did you anons do this summer?
Took summer courses. If I wasn't doing homework, I was playing vidyas. That's all I did. Didn't go traveling this summer. Maybe next summer.

Sounds like you had a great summer, anony. Got any interesting travel stories?

>>8669874
Not any that are "ah cool" interesting. It's the first time we flew while my wife have been heavy with child though.

Let me tell you something, if you're a person that wouldn't like people staring at you and your gf/spuse, then you won't look forward to one of you being pregnant.

Otherwise it was mostly relaxing and shopping etc. I don't think we'll be doing any urban exploration vacations for a while now.

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>>8669221
If you've already texted her without a reply she's probably ghosting you, sorry anon

>>8669432
I really hope they don't fuck up the new series.

>>8669846
Stayed at home, but it wasn't uneventful. Started going out more often, tried talking to more people, made one dykefriend and recently got into a relationship. With the same friend, so I haven't gotten that far with working on my social life. Still.

Spending a few weeks abroad sounds fun, didn't get any opportunities for that this summer, but maybe next year.
>>8669886
>mostly relaxing and shopping
Did you see any sights at least?
Going to different countries is always an experience, even if you don't do much.

>>8669971
Sure, but Tahiti was the only really foreign place. My parents have a cabin in Sweden, we go there at least once each summer, and we both lived in Britain, my wife is from there.

We went to Kalmar in Sweden, nice city with a castle. Stayed for dinner at a cozy little restaurant with ridicolous desserts.

In London we went to see Spiderman, but otherwise it was mostly meeting old university mates. One day we drove down to Brighton, that was nice, but basically tourist-land in the summer.

Can I vent/get advice on my relationship situation? Is that welcome here?

The thread's not moving super fast anyway.

>>8670090
I don't know why anyone would mind. If they do take issue, at least the thread gets moving. Post away.

So nine years ago, I got these little critters who have taken over my home.

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>>8670317
And already I failed at posting. Not even drunk or high.

>/x/ girl is gone forever

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>>8670325
One of my cats seems pretty normal, other than the fact she fetches like a dog. But I think this little tux turned out to be pretty lesbo. She's very affectionate to cute girls and runs away if a guy appears.

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>>8670364
My other cat naps normally, on the couch or a foot away on the bed. But if your cat's gay, this is what happens.

>>8670336
Seems like she's just gone back to lurking >>8651085

>>8670364
>>8670398
Damn, that's adorable.

EXPLAIN THIS, KEKNADIANS. AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE FORCED TIPPING? WHY IS YOUR COUNTRY SO KEKED?

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>>8670538
WHY IS THE KEK FILTER UP AGAIN GOD DAMN

>>8670538
>forced tipping
Just wait until you're in the US. You have to tip fucking everyone. Also no bartering, I hope you already know that.
But at least we know you made it past the border, Kek.

>>8670147
Thanks. Settle in for a fairly long story.

>meet girl on tinder
>first date goes amazing - get along, great emotional, romantic, and physical chemistry
>aaaaaand she leaves to go teach in japan for year in just six days (white people soul searching amirite)
>spend a wonderful six days together
>after she leaves, we start messaging
>both of us think what we have is special and don't want to give it up
>for a month or two, have a decent long-distance thing going, with good rapport + lewds
>plan trip to japan with friends, and also to see her
>as her job gets busier, she stops talking as much
>lots of "Active 1m ago" but no response
>lots of "Seen" but no response
>get frustrated
>insecurities pile up, feeling like she's ignoring/avoiding me
>ask to talk about it - but we can't talk because she isn't responding
>after a couple weeks of trying, decide that it's not working out
>end the relationship
>cancel trip to japan - ostensibly to work, but really because I don't want to confront my feelings and want to protect myself
>when I tell her I want to end it, she sees the message and doesn't even respond

>months later
>alone, filled with regret
>message her back, saying I don't like the way things ended between us and that my regret for canceling the Japan trip is eating me
>she says still thinks there was something special, and that she wishes I had come to Japan
>"for now, let's just talk."
>still have strong feelings for her, but she's not ready to have a serious conversation about our relationship or resume lewds
>ghosting starts happening again

>still can't get over the overwhelming regret of not going to Japan
>feel like if I'd gone, we could've made things all right again
>relationship in limbo

I guess I'm not really asking for anything in particular. Advice, tell me what I did wrong, whatever. I certainly haven't been a perfect partner for all of this - I'm impatient, pushy, and really insecure about my worth in a relationship.

>>8670542
I wonder if CanKan speaks French.

>>8670325
>>8670364
>>8670398
Those are adorable kitkats
How many of them are there?

>>8670317
>>8670325
>>8670364
>>8670398

So cute :3

Cats are such wonderful creatures. Something about their aloofness makes it all the more meaningful when they show you affection.

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>>8670563
Who the fuck cares about murrika. The worst that happens when you don't tip someone is them crying on social media. I'm still not in Canada, I just received that notification. It's fucking ridiculous that cucknadians bend their asses to a bunch of loser frog-wannabe assholes. Fucking nuke them.

>>8670566
I want to know this too.

>>8670563
>the state drops the minimum wage for waitresses 'cause tips
>gaaaawd why do these beggars feel entitled to my patronage as a patron

>>8669910
:((((((((((((((
I hate myself

>>8670538
>>8670563
I hate this. What happens in US/Canada if you just refuse to tip?

>>8670591
They doxx you on social media and send death threats until you lose your job, friends and wife and kill yourself.

>>8670582
>implying that's my problem
>implying they shouldn't get a different job if they don't like the wages
>implying there should be a minimum wage in the first place

>>8670603
Joke's on them I'm eventually gonna kill myself anyway

I'm on my period and both of my gf's bought chocolate ice cream and flowers for me ): also candles!

>>8670608
Why are liberturds so idiotic?

>>8670582
They should do away with tips and pay a living wage, imo. The tip culture in the US covers so many service occupations and has a byzantine layer of rules on acceptable tipping (you tip your hotel maid X percent, but your food deliverer Y your dog groomer Z and now what the heck do I pay my uber driver). This would all be unnecessary if we were like most of the world and paid fair salaries and kept it to that.

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>>8670564
To have a relationship both of you have to be involved, and she wasn't. I don't think you did anything wrong since you tried to talk to her and she couldn't seem to find time for you.

I'm not sure going to Japan would have helped. There's no way to be certain, but worst case scenario she resumes ignoring you and you lost quite a bit of money. Maybe you would be worse off than you are now, wondering something to the effect of, "I traveled to another country for you and you still ignore me, what else do you want me to do?" Best case scenario things go back to the way they were or better.

No matter what, if she's not ready to commit there's not much else you can do. You tried and I'm sorry things ended up the way they did.

>>8670591
You get shitty service if you ever use that restaurant or whatever service again though. And if people around you see, they'll think you're an asshole cheapskate. That's usually all, they don't even bother with social media most times.

>>8670659
I agree, I doubt going to Japan would have helped, it would have only been a temporary reunion. She was clearly not cut out for a LDR, which is true for most people, so if it's going to be an extended absence, the ghosting will continue to keep happening.

>>8670658
this. organize and fix the unions that are holding you down.

>>8670657
>get BTFO
>y-you're i-idiotic!

>>8670659
Hey, thanks for actually reading my blogpost

On the contrary, I think her being so busy made it difficult to be involved long distance, but if I were there we'd be able to spend time together and rebuild. But that's my mind doing the whole "what would've been" thing that automatically assumes I missed out on the most optimistic possibility.

I'm not too worried about the money, I'm in a pretty good place financially and I'd even make plans to go again if she wants to see me. I just don't want to burn what otherwise could've been a really good relationship if we were physically together.

>>8670538
Forced tipping is a pain in the ass, but eliminating it without fucking over the workers would be complicated.
I have found people in Quebec super helpful and ready to rescue me from my anglophone floundering, despite rumors to the contrary.

>>8670566
>>8670581
I can say some stuff about pineapples and that's about it.

>>8670678
Go back to the industrial revolution era you stupid ass libernigger, I'm sure you will love to work insane hours for a shit wage.

>>8670649
You are a very lucky girl, polyanon!

>>8670665
I hardly eat out, so I'm safe from the shitty service next time. No tips the first time serves them right for that spite anyway.

>>8670686
This why I love my girls ;___;

>>8670683
>I can say some stuff about pineapples and that's about it.
Vocaroo pls.

>>8670685
>doesn't like forced tipping
>g-go die in a f-factory!

>>8670678
>>8670697
>libertarian """"""""""""""""arguments"""""""""""""""""""""

>>8670695
Hell no, my accent is absolutely atrocious.

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>>8670710
Post so I can bully you.

>>8670708
>can't think of an argument
>""""""""""""""""arguments"""""""""""""""""""""

>>8670325
>>8670364
>>8670398
Cute kittens! I want a cat, but my dog would probably not approve. He's not friendly towards other animals, but he's friendly with humans. His prey drive kicks in and he'll chase other animals. He has killed pigeons, rabbits, and rats before. I wouldn't trust him with a kitty.

>>8670717
Not an argument.

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>>8670567
Just the two. I was a dog person before I met them and they converted me to prefer felines.
Coincidentally, I was dating a tall, blonde girl from Florida and these kitties were rescues from her father who wasn't able to care for them because of cancer.
So makes you wonder how many lesbians there are down in Florida.
>>8670569
My gf calls my lesbo kitten "the oreo devil" because she constantly likes to squeeze in between us and get as much petting and affection as she can. Aloof is definitely not a part of her persona.

>>8670725
There was no argument to respond to and hasn't been from the start. What "argument" am I supposed to be arguing against?

>>8670736
Not an argument.

>>8670742
Obviously you know when to call it quits.

>>8670732
>lesbo kitten
???

>>8670750
Libertarians are retarded.

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>>8670760
Yeah, I guess you have to be there to appreciate her possessiveness of cute girls.

>>8670766
Not an argument.

>>8670782
Libertarians are still retarded.

>>8670712
No. I'm not sharing that particular shame with the internet.

>>8670786
How about something Canadian English? Include an "ay"

>>8670806
Nah, I only do vocaroos when I'm drunk.

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>>8670832
It's time for an early happy hour. Get to it, CanKan.

>>8670851
I second this.

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All signs point to a successful proposal. China better not be fucking with me.

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>>8670851
>>8670897
I'm far too straightlaced to get drunk in the middle of a workday.

>>8670898
Nice!

>>8670912
Why are you allowed to post lewd pics while working?

Where can I meet introverted tomboys?

I just want a cute tomboy gf to teach me how to lift and then watch movies with me while cuddling on the couch.

>>8670919
Nothing lewd there, just a couple of pals drinking together.

>>8670682
No problem, I'm glad to offer a different perspective.

If she is really busy and in a different time zone, communication would be harder. Take this with a grain of salt since my fiance and I were in time zones only an hour apart, but despite our busy schedules we made the relationship work. It took both of us.

How long does she plan to stay in Japan? Long enough you may have to visit multiple times? If money isn't a concern to you, traveling to see how the situation plays out would help you carry no regrets of what might have been.

If she is already too busy to so much as send a message every now and then, I wouldn't hold on to hope that your physical presence will change anything. Again, take all this with a grain of salt. You obviously know her better than I do.

>>8670985
She's in Japan until February 2018 at the earliest. I'm still in university so the next time I'd be able to visit her would be Thanksgiving, but more realistically over winter break in December/January. She also works long hours and can't use the phone while she's working. After work, she sometimes hangs out with co-workers.

I dunno. I really feel like I have no idea what's normal or reasonable or fair to ask for. Is it fair to expect a quick "hey" text whenever she has a moment? I've expressed how the ghosting makes me feel and didn't get a great response... she basically said "I can not talk at all, if that's better." I can't tell whether the amount of attention I'm asking for is fair to her. What it boils down to is that I have no idea whether she's actually that busy and pressed for time, or if I'm just not her priority when she /does/ have spare time (i.e. she's not involved, as someone said earlier).

What I'm most scared of in all of this, is losing this relationship beyond repair and being left to wonder "what could have been?"

Like I said. I've got relationship insecurities that I need to work through on my own, too. They're pretty clear in this post.

As a man how can i find lesbians that will let me watch?

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>>8670964
If something lewd was posted, would you get a promotion?

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>>8671210
Nope, I work from home.

>>8671226
Comfy.

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>>8671226
Comfy. Post your workstation.

>>8671226
>all dem creepy dolls

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>>8671226
A shame the story and yuri went nowhere.

>>8671226
I recognize those paintings. You post on /g/ all the time! Are you "Apprentice Sysadmin"?

>>8671252
I was more angry it was nothing like SW and I got memed into watching it by hype retards.

>>8671253
CanKan is supposed to be a "her" not a literal neckbeard.

>>8671262
Expected asses, got asses. And retardness. And tomatoes. And a shitty grandfather mascot.

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>>8671226
>7 cups and an empty bottle

>>8671304
It's setting off my OCD a bit. I don't like more than one dirty cup at a time and even then I don't like it to sit too long.

>>8671295
The asses, transformations and yuri were what made the show bearable, everything else was too retarded for me, especially that fucking bird and edge lesbian homura.

>>8671324
>lesbian Homura
Isn't that redundant?

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>>8671326
Homura is not a lesbian, just really gay.

>>8671026
Don't waste your time going to Japan. Especially if she'll be back only a couple months after you could make it there.
Honestly, you come off as needy and pushy. This is not even the first time I read this, and I don't come around here that much. She's enjoying Japan, let her be. She can't be texting some girl she meet not even a week before leaving. And you annoying her with your insecurities is only going to push her away in case something could actually come off of it once she's back. Just let her be and get a life.
Date other girls in the mean time, or at the very least work on yourself.

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>>8671332
The standards of lesbian status is too high if Homura's obsessive love isn't enough.

>>8671340
> Honestly, you come off as needy and pushy. Just let her be and get a life.
I think you're right, and you're not the first person to tell me that, either. I need to hear that.

>at the very least work on yourself.
Yup, that's what I'm doing. I finally found a therapist and I start Friday.

Thanks for your thoughts and advice everyone.

>>8671349
>tfw people are still posting my scans
Well the raws were, then someone I think on /u/ stitched the two pages.

>>8671362
emer, that you?

>>8671383
No idea who that is. I post scans anonymously and always have. I scanned a bunch of pages from my Lily Megami for different anime, including Madoka.

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>>8669477
We ended up having a big talk about stuff and that just further reinforced our drive to go get relationship counseling. I am having a hard time mentally staying in the relationship but I do love her despite all this somehow. (It's messed up I know.)
In terms of planning I am just trying to get a job and then once I have will go from there. We also discussed getting separate apartments last night and I think that might help. At least that way when she comes over to see me or vice versa then it will make that time more special and valued. (Distance makes the heart grow fonder or something? Vs her taking my existence around here for granted.) It will also make breaking up easier if we already are not living together.
I tried explaining how I was feeling but It wasn't really getting through. She said she is really upset that I am feeling this way but doesn't really know what to do. I basically just told her at this point I feel like we fundamentally mismatched. I am leaving on a trip for a few days so might help give us both some perspective and at the bare minimum hopefully I can keep my mind off things.

Why does everything have to be so fucking hard.

>>8671226
>mtf desk.
look at those creepy fucking dolls on the back wall.

>>8671421
I can't tell how's worse, her for being such a massive bitch, or you for clinging to her like a desperate loser.

>>8671416
>No idea who that is
Someone that used to upload scans of magazines and stuff at yurihou.se

>I scanned a bunch of pages from my Lily Megami for different anime, including Madoka.
Based

>>8671448
>not knowing who is sysadmin
Kys

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>>8671243
Current arrangement is all kinds of awkward, I'm working on it.
Cable management is for people who don't constantly move shit around.
I have a doto mouse because it was free.
Red and pink fuzzy thing is a sock (padding for headphone headband).
The figs are shitty gacha/mag freebies because nobody made nice ones of those characters ;_;.

>>8671252
Eh, I was just in it for the sweet transformations and pretty colour combinations so I enjoyed it well enough.

>>8671250
>>8671253
>>8671304
>>8671448
It's not mine, I'm not sysadmin.

>>8671467
That looks pretty fucking messy. What distro are you using in the machine with Yayacuck? Also post the wallpaper/source, I don't think I ever saved that image.

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>>8671479
I gave up on the tidy battlestation dream long ago, it made swapping cables and rearranging stuff way too much of a pain and I really don't care that much about looks.
Arch; good JP support and lots of documentation for the QEMU setup I wanted.
It's one of die's:
https://twitter.com/DDDDD_DIE/status/811622349636190208

>>8671421
>I do love her despite all this somehow.
Love isn't logical, and loving someone sure doesn't mean that staying with them will be good for you. I wish you luck.

>leaving on a trip
Anywhere fun?

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>>8671509
Well at least it's not dirty. I forgot the last time I ever cleaned my keyboard and computer. They're really gross.

>QEMU setup I wanted.
What are you emulating?

I already had this one saved but didn't recognize it. Thanks for posting though, I like collecting Yayas.

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>>8671533
I don't mind living in a disorganized heap, but I don't like things to be dirty.

Doing the PCI passthrough thing for games.

I like die's Yayas, even the furry and edgy ones.

>>8671587
>Doing the PCI passthrough thing for games.
Oh nice. I suppose the Windows is emulated then.

>furry yaya
I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>8671456
No, I typically provide raws on 4chan, either /a/ or /u/. I've also done it from time to time for open scanlation groups like Yuri Project, as long as they allow anyone to use the raws if they want. I'm about sharing raws as widely as possible for a better chance on getting a scanlation.
Anyway, based on the stitching and filename, I'm pretty certain that's a smaller res version of the scan I floated around. It used to be popular because it's official gay etc.

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>>8671598
Nah, the monitor is hooked up to my surface. Which is why there are nice, normal photographs for the wallpaper.

I think it's cute.

>>8671629
>raw provider
High-five.

>>8671634
I dug up my spare copy, here it is.

Thanks. I've been lazy and haven't done much providing lately. But if there's something any of you want that isn't already regularly scanned or done to death (please no more Love Live doujins), let me know and I'll put it in my next order and scan it.

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>>8671681
F-fail.

>>8671681
Scan that one Akuma no Riddle Nio/Yuri doujin this one dude in /u/ said ages ago he would scan but didn't.

>>8671689
You got a link for it?

>>8671681
Oh I was high-fiving because I also provide raws occasionally, though I'm generally far too lazy to scan physical media. I generally buy my own stuff but I'm still thankful to people who share.

>>8671694
I'm looking in the archive please wait patiently.

>>8669119
cislesgen seems to be very motivated unlike the typical gamer slacker 4chan dude

y

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>>8671694
Pic related by あいみつ

Though I couldn't find where to buy it so maybe it's out of stock. Could you look for it, though? Dude never scanned it and left us all hanging.

>>8671742
I'll take a look.

I'm bored /Clg/
I think I'm going to try and write a medieval fantasy book with the MC (without giving too much away) being sort of a female knight/pirate/warrior girl who'll have a slow burn love/hate relationship with a slightly older mage women, but their romance or their sexuality obviously aren't the main plot of the story. The two of them are main characters who obviously play a large role among the cast, but there would be normal heterosexual characters who are involved as well. The MCs romance would take time to develop and try to understand what it means to fall in love with someone without being forced just because I want to write some smut either. But as the story goes on, you'd get to see their own character developments, their ups and downs that they've gone through, and then the effect they both have on one another. I have had the whole story in my head for maybe a few years now, but I don't know where to start..

>>8671750
Thanks.

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>>8671531
I mean I saying that I love her and I am aware it is illogical. I don't think we are going to stay together much longer but at the same time, I have nowhere else to go until I get a job. The apartment we have now is really nice for the price and to try and get something similar (I have looked) would be double to triple what we are paying now and I wouldn't have a 2nd person to split the cost with. For now, I am just trying to tough it out.


>Anywhere fun?
Going for a 4 day sailing trip to some islands. Only one other girl on the boat and she is sadly straight. But hey, at least she is a totally adorable blue eyed blonde who knows her way around ropes!
(Pic sorta related, but sadly neither of us is that chesty.)

>>8671777
Rough. Well at least you get a nice respite for a while.

>>8671777
What's the deal with that kind of picture?

>>8671777
>>8671808
What's the deal with those fake titties?

>>8671777
>4 day sailing trip to some islands
Pretty curious about which ones, but I also think that's something you probably shouldn't share with the class. Maybe you can answer if I ask G or SJ?

>>8671742
I think I get why he couldn't buy it. It seemed it was sold for a limited time at https://aimt.booth.pm/ but it's not anymore.
https://twitter.com/yr_aimt/status/708568737931079680
Checked Toranoana, Melonbooks and nothing. Sorry anon, I think this one is a bust. You could search around and see if there's another Akuma no Riddle yuri doujin out there you like.

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>>8671833
N-no, this can't be. Fuck.

I think his other doujin isn't scanned yet, the one in Toranoana. I don't see it on sadpanda.

>>8671816
Neither of those. Well, technically the start of the name of island groups starts with G so maybe. It is a pretty small boat (only 25') so it will be cozy.

>>8671846
Make my life easier and send me the link, anon.

>>8671871
http://www.toranoana.jp/esmart/d/04/0030/28/29/040030282958.html?rec=genre

>>8671857
Yep, I was referring to the group name. Awesome, I hope the weather holds up for you. Remember to watch out for lions manes and to check for bioluminescence. Nothing like a bioluminescent swim on a starlit night.

>25'
Wow, that is going to be highly cozy.

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>>8671881
>Remember to watch out for lions manes and to check for bioluminescence.
I wish I was going to where you think I am going, but it is sadly more domestic and a different G group. (Think Eastern Pacific Ocean) There will be coral and stuff, but I doubt there will be will be anything bioluminescent.

Fun fact I used to keep a 70 Gallon reef tank in my bedroom (see pic) and when those corals lit up under the blue led it was so cool!

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>>8671907
I'm just talking about the sparkly fairy dust shit, like pic related; it's definitely local (as are lion's manes, the bastards). Some nights it can be really bright, though it'll be harder to see with the moon being so close to full.

That does look pretty neato.

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>>8671846
>>8671877
So I poked around /u/ archives and see that this dude did buy both but hasn't scanned it cause lazy. I'm gonna try poking them first on /u/ before I buy anything that way you can get the doujin you really want anyway.

>>8671954
>2016
I hope you succeed. And thanks.

>>8671954
>>8671970
d/a: if poking doesn't work I can drop by the artist's table at C92, but if he put it up on booth I doubt he's got any hardcopy left to push (and I don't relish bringing something like that back with me even if he does). I also checked surugaya, but they don't seem to have listings for any of his stuff except >>8671877

>>8671973
>and I don't relish bringing something like that back with me even if he does
Yuri is over 30 and with Nio's big tits you can pretend she's over 18 and not go to jail over some petty cartoons.

>>8671970
I dropped a note in the buyfag thread. If I don't see a response by tomorrow, I'll try in General or create a AnR thread.
>>8671973
>being at Comiket in person
So jelly. I usually end up begging someone in /jp/ to buy stuff for me. But would you scan it is the thing. Do you live in Japan or are you making a trip for it?

>>8671751
Go for it, start anywhere and keep writing. /u/ has a pretty good thread for yuri writefags for motivation.

>>8670563
This may surprise you, but here in America you actually have to PAY for services

>>8672013
Retarded libertarians.

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Socialist libertarian master race.

>>8671990
It's still a conversation I'd rather not have!

>>8672002
>But would you scan it is the thing
You're right, I'd probably try and find someone to mail it to instead.
>Do you live in Japan or are you making a trip for it?
Making the trip, I'm an addict. I try to go at least once a year and it usually ends up being for the summerket/comitia combo. I could grab a few things for you if you're not gunning for any real hard-to-get stuff? I usually end up proxy shopping for a couple people at least, so I'll be swinging by the post office at some point anyway.

>>8672046
Thanks for the offer anon, it's very tempting. I've been curtailing my purchases these days since my gf has more interest in vidya now. But if things don't pan out with the Aimitsu books, maybe you can check and if you get them, send them to me for scanning. I'm lazy but a couple doujins is no big deal.

Any of you get off to the thought of being penetrated? Like I'm not imagining a guy or even a girl with a stapon. I'm just imagining a pressure and the feeling of being penetrated. Sometimes with toys actually doing the job etc. I refuse to think I'm less gay for liking this. I've had some friends say likeing that feeling makes you less gay and that I should stick to clitoral stimulation and stuff but i just like this better.

Anyone else?

>>8672144
Maybe you're just subby and femme and need a more dominant and butch gf to strap on you?

>>8672144
It's rarer but some women do get off to g-spot stimulation more than clitoral. I don't see it as a het thing as long as you only want it from a woman and you also like licking pussy etc.

>>8672144
You're a girl, nigga, it's perfectly normal unlike faggots wanting something up their ass.

>>8672144
the fuck shit friend says that shit?

Anyway nah I like penetration in itself. Feels good. Like it when another girl is there helping me out obviously.

Hell I even especially like it in a dominant way. Fav sex is me with a feeldo fucking a girl. Idk, putting kegal muscles to work feels good.

>>8672144
I don't think it makes you less gay unless you think about men doing it. It's just a feeling, some girls get off to it and others don't, doesn't mean you're this or that.

>>8672176
And unlike being lesbian.

>>8672221
What? Why would sexual orientation change the way your genitals feel pleasure? Gay tops might as well be straight since they like their dick in a hole which simulates a vagina.

>>8672286
I was referring to the "perfectly normal".

>>8672293
And I was referring that it's perfectly normal for a female.

>>8672304
And I followed that with >>8672221

>>8672322
And your point is?

>>8672118
>But if things don't pan out with the Aimitsu books, maybe you can check and if you get them, send them to me for scanning. I'm lazy but a couple doujins is no big deal
Sure, sounds good.

>>8672159
Yeah I consider myself a switch but I am a femme. I love eating girls out so check that box too.

I was probably over thinking it. Thanks anons. (I read all the replies but just quoted this one)

I just found a bunch of pitch black mountain dews at the corner store
I bought six

I haven't had one of them since high school
when did they come back?

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>>8672458
>when did they come back?
Doesn't matter. The only Mountain Dew that matter is pic related.

>>8672328
What I said.

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>>8672515
Disgusting.

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>>8672458
>>8672515
>>8672603
>mountain dew
Plebs. All of you.

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>>8672637
/fit/ qt3.14 post max diddly

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>>8669198
I'm available
>>8669215
>i'm literally a femme gay boy
oh

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I'm tired of only wearing Converse and Vans type sneakers. Anyone have recommendations for boots? help a girl out

>>8673098
How lesbian are you?!

>>8673098
>boots
femme or butch?

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>>8673115
not going to take that as an insult, but plenty of straight girls wear those types of shoes. I just want to look qt. And these look nice, idk where to find a pair like it though.

>>8673128
femme of course

>>8673134
>not going to take that as an insult
Please don't: I'm envious!

>>8673134
>Doc Martin
>Clark's
>Red Wing
>Thorogood

>>8673138
Envious how?

>>8673098
>tfw you like industrial boots but don't want to seem like a turbodyke
wat do

>>8673147
You being bold enough to dress like that.

>>8673187
just don't be fat, have short hair, or wear manly clothes and you're good

>>8673194
this

>>8673191
Bold enough to wear boots, skinny jeans, and a sweater? I might be gay but that's a typical outfit for nearly every American 18-20 year old girl

>>8673198
I knew a girl who, even before coming out as lesbian, was the stereotypical butch dyke with a deep voice, baggy men's clothes, hiking shoes 24/7, anger problems, overweight, short ponytail. No one surprised when she did tell people she was gay. I was just thinking, you make lesbians look bad and uphold the ugly dyke stereotype.

Jeez, I'm a bully.

>>8673187
>don't want to seem like a turbodyke

Thought this before getting a motorcycle.
No matter what some people are always going to hate me. By joining one group I alienated myself from another. Riding means I can't always wear the most feminine things but if it's a date or formal occasion I'll arrive early to change and do my make-up.

F it, wear boots if you want.

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>tfw no gf

>>8673362
Move to Florida.

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>>8673387
Why? Will you dress up like my waifu and sit on my face?

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>>8673098
Just wear blundstones.

I have a pair of men's guess boots with a chiseled toe that I got for a song, and they look like women's boots anyway. Don't write off the men's section for that sort of thing!

>>8673387
Why would anyone voluntary move to Florida? It's hot as fuck there.

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>>8673502
Plus it's, y'know, Florida.

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I am so fucking mad.

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>>8673431
Tranner detected. Only he-shes have feet large enough to fit into men's boots.

>>8673546
My HRT makes me biologically female.

>>8673573
No it doesn't peeps.

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>>8673573
>>8673546
>>8673577
So none of these posts are me FYI. I am peeps and I don't even know how I got brought up here. As for buying other gender shoes. You know sizes covert right?

>Only he-shes have feet large enough to fit into men's boots.
So unless you have a shoe size smaller than women's 4 you can just about always find a conversion. I am beginning to doubt that you are a woman... Anyone who has been shopping for shoes should know this stuff. I am just trying to help this boot-noob save some money.

>>8673587
Don't respond seriously to such obvious bait.

>>8673587
Fuck off tranner.

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>>8673593
I only have one mode.
>Serious.
And yes I just shooped this picture specifically for this reply.

>>8673620
The Ultra Gay toggle is a nice touch.

faggots go to hell

>>8673642
*tranners go to hell

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>>8673642

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>>8673587
>boot-noob

If haha anon is here, could you please post a better pic of those Guess boots? I really like that style, similar to >>8673134. It'll make finding a similar shoe easier.

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>>8673671
>post a better pic
Delivered.
Like I say I really like them and I wear them with just about everything to the point I started buying boot cut jeans because why not. I have even been able to wear them with some darker dresses etc.

As I said before I am going to be gonzo for a few days so if someone is saying they are me after tonight. It's not me haha.

>>8669886
Isn't your wife due soon? If I remembered correctly, I think you said sometime in the autumn. Are you more excited or freaked out at this point?
It's nice that you got to go on vacation before the baby arrives tho.

>>8673720
Where are you going? Vacation?

>>8673737
Dude, read the thread >>8671777

>on long distance train yesterday
>two grills conversing behind me
>they talk throughout the entire ride
>at some point it becomes clear they haven't met before, and apparently started chatting each other up right before they took their seats
>one of them talks about her travel experiences and seems really cool
>towards the end of the ride, they make plans for a date next month

This is so qt and I'm so envious.

>>8674181
Take notes, this is how you make friends and girlfriends with other girls.

>>8673620
What car is this?

>>8674181
The concept of "business" and the "business world" is so bizarre to me, so it's always fascinating to me to see businessmen do this on planes. I once watched two businessmen on a plane realize that they worked for the same company.

Late-stage capitalism is fascinating.

>>8674220
Why do you assume they're business people or talking business? They could be students. Or artists. Or hell, circus clowns. Girls can talk to each other like this no matter what they do for a living.

>>8674230
They're old, white, fat, wearing business clothes, and they're sitting in first class.

>>8674220
Basic human interaction shouldn't be fascinating, anon.

>>8674237
So you're the one who wrote >>8674181 and left all these details out? Nothing about the description says anything that couldn't be done between any two girls of any type as long as they aren't social autists.

>>8674244
It is when you rarely have it.

>>8669242
Woah. Maybe i like guys now.

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Bumping with personality types and the way they vote.

>>8674583
>thinking votes republican
>feeling votes democrat
welp, glad we've got that sorted out. it's obvious which personality types are actually in touch with reality and use logic

>>8674604
I'm an intj and vote Democrat
you've gotta take care of the poor, senpai

>>8674583
INTJ master race reporting in.

>>8674619
ENTJ is the true master race.

>>8674583
Based INTJ and INTP.

>>8674583
INTP that always votes Republican reporting in.

>>8674619
>ENTJ is the true master race.
>ENTJ
>E
No.

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>>8674583

>>8674616
>>8674619
>>8674639
Is INTJ/INTP the lesbian MBTI? I always get either of them depending on the test.

>>8674639
Err... the shitpost was meant for >>8674623

>>8674657
No, INTJ is the lonely 4chan nerd MBTI.

>>8674658
>>8674639
>not wanting to be a dom qt who smooth-talks all the girls

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>>8674686
Can you smooth talk a lonely 4chan nerd like me?

>>8674657
Actually judging by the last MBTI thread where people said their letters, it's the tranner MBTI...

>>8674696
I'd let you experience another smoothness of mine, anony.

>>8674714
Explain further.

>>8674616
You know those signs that say don't feed the animals when you go to a national park? Free gibs are the same thing, you should let the poor fend for themselves or they'll become dependent on others people money and be a perpetual burden. You are doing them no favors, just making them parasites.

>>8674657
They're a common type on this web page in general. But I do feel lesbians are more likely to be INTJ/INTP. I get INTP most of the time, if not J.

>>8674583
Well immediately I can tell that's a bunch of bullshit because actual independent votes is much lower than that.

>>8674705
Not the one I saw, it was Feels mostly as expected with all the drama queening.

>>8674583
INFP here

>>8674781
You're looking at political affiliation, not how people vote or how the membership figures look.

>>8674726
You'll have to explore it for yourself.

>>8674867
I'm not sure if it's because I'm a virgin but you're pretty good at this. Please go on.

>>8674875
Are you already all hot and bothered?

>>8674883
Not really, it just made me laugh a bit.

>>8674848
And it has nothing to do with actual voting or identifying as part of an actual Independent party. Worthless b.s.

Anyone notice that the majority of LGBT girls these days tend to identify as "queer" (bi), masculine, and FtM trans? it sucks, there's not many pure lesbians

>>8674926
That's just attention whores trying to be different by identifying as memes. Same girls that a few years back just kissed girls drunk for attention, but in a more degenerate society had to step it up a bit.

>>8674897
>Not really

That's not a flat-out ''no''.

>>8674926
>these days
There's always been more actual bi women. They know the stigma about bi so they use other terms. Then there's those who don't like the word "lesbian" because of aesthetics or other stupid reasons. Finally, FTM were stone butch to begin with, so it's not that big a change honestly. I won't even get into the girls who call themselves "lesbian" but in their behavior and preferences are clearly bi.
People have been abusing labels since always. Nothing different other than what label is popular at the moment.

>>8674947
Sorry but I'm not turned on. Is this the best you've got? Well if you're here you're probably a nerd as well pretending to be a casanova.

Sometimes I worry that my autism will lead to being alone for life, not that I mind much, but I'd like to have a gf someday. Just feel like someone does care. I just don't want to end up like this girl I know, sad and lonely knowing my best years are behind me and since my looks are gone there's no hope of anyone wanting to be with me

>crush on older girl in college
>she seemed smart and cool
>hang out all the time, getting wasted and doing stupid shit
>get a job a few states away after school
>still talk to her sometimes as friends
>eventually get over her since she was always dating other people and never gave me much attention
>do good in life except for social stuff
>move back home after a few years
>try and be friends again
>she's still partying and acting like a fool, but she's 35
>not qt anymore
>every time we hang out she just bitches about everything in life
>her alcoholism and attitude are off putting so I don't see her much
>invite her to roommate's party to be nice
>she shows up drunk, makes a scene and is just a mess
>tell her friend they should probably go so she doesn't embarrass herself further
>she bitches at me for not liking her because of made up reasons even if I did liked her back in the day and she was the one that never wanted me
>don't want to see her anymore but we've been friends for more than a decade and feel bad
>I know she only wants me now because she's a miserable failure and nobody wants her anymore

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Couldn't find Guess boots at my local DSW so got these instead. Thoughts? Should I return them?

>>8675748
WHAT ARE THOSE

>>8675748
>side zip
>hook eyelets

How lazy are you?

>>8675748
Unless you're a goth these won't look good in anything. Should have gotten some pretty brown boots.

>>8674583
INTP. Definitely more independent. Both parties have things I like and don't like. Don't like to get into that "hurr dumb libtards/stupid redneck conservatives" nonsense really.

This probably sounds weird, but ever since I've become more spiritual, I find myself to be more disillusioned with politics. Like no matter what position one takes, it doesn't matter, there's always going to be problems. Change starts with the individuals behavior. Passing laws will only make those who bear the brunt of it more rebellious, and make the general populace more irritated.

>>8675366
Those are the sad fates of a lot of people in our generation. We were never told to grow the fuck up and settle down.

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>>8675786
I'll exchange them for the brown color

>>8675828
Buy a less tacky model.

>>8675748
>>8675828
Just wear what you like, jeez.

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>>8675921
>Just wear what you like, jeez.
And this is how trannies are born.

>>8675366
She's sad because she's an adult with all the negative qualities of a teenager, not because she's single.

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>>8675953

>>8675953
If all they did was wear female clothes then they wouldn't be a problem.

>>8675998
>>8676005
Don't respond to bait

>>8676110
>implying >>8676005 isn't the bait

>>8675748
>>8675786
I like those boots.
Then again I'm a recovering goth so :/

>>8676322
What is your style like now?

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Who watched the leaked GoT episode already?

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>3 or 4 girls crushing on me
>dont bang any cause i'm too autistic and dont know how to get to hook up with any of them
I will die a virgin.

>>8676527
Nerf dragons.

>>8676529
>tfw you're actually really good looking and pretty much any girl would sleep with you if you hit her up but you're too pussy and you also can't enjoy one night stands
I just want one qt to love emotionally and physically.

>>8672144
Coming from someone who hates penetration, I don't think it makes you less gay. But you'd probably half enjoy sex with a guy just for the feel of it.
Have you had sex with a guy before? Or a girl with a strapon?

>>8676592
>But you'd probably half enjoy sex with a guy just for the feel of it
Are you fucking shitting me. Why is everyone so retarded, jesus christ.

>>8676637
Well.. why not. There's a penis going inside and out of you.. it's penetration? Even if you don't like dick, it's not like you'll be looking at it while it goes into you.
I can understand not liking the feel of a man near you, his scent, his body and all. But PIV alone would probably get her wet.

>>8676653
That's like saying having sex with an iron rod will make her wet solely because there is penetration. It's fucking retarded.

>>8676637
>Why is everyone so retarded
People have such peculiar (and often limited) ideas about sexuality, it's quite frustrating.

>>8676592
We're lesbians unlike you. It doesn't mean we'll like something if it's attached to a guy. Just like a normal girl wouldn't like it if it's attached to an ape. You have to be into your partner for it to be enjoyable.

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>>8676539
>tfw no queen gf with fire breathing dragon to annihilate armies of men

All these women want to fuck me but not be in an actual relationship with me. Its driving me bonkers.
I've even gone above and beyond when I fuck these women I've made them cry tears of joy and have also had them squirt. What do I do!? I'm running out of options...

DISCORD ANYONE?!

>>8676806
No.

>>8676764
>What do I do!?
Well, what happens when you ask one of them to be in a proper relationship with you? Are they giving you reasons why they don't want to be your gf?

>>8676712
>Just like a normal girl wouldn't like it if it's attached to an ape
I wouldn't be so sure.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/11700427/Japanese-women-go-ape-over-handsome-gorilla-named-Shabani.html

>>8676664
Yeah, it probably would lol. If it had the right rhythm and thickness if would get her wet.

>>8676838
Well alright let's suppose that's the case.

Now suppose a dude is getting you off through non-penetrative sex, just the way you like it, would that make you wet?

>>8676712
I've seen plenty of girls dating niggers

>>8676764
Your personality must be shit or you are surrounded by lame bitches that are not relationship worthy

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>>8676861

>>8676861
I get it

>tfw your kino no tabi directory can get you in jail in cucknada
Scary. I already deleted all my anime.

>>8676958
When you gonna try border-hopping, kek?

>>8676967
Probably never. I wouldn't last.

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>>8676980
I want to adopt you, chaparrita.

>>8677025
Are you cute/attractive at least? And will you give me a comfy life?

>>8677025
Get in line

How do people get gfs?

Seems like a pain to find a girl that's cute, compatible and gay, not to mention whatever else you require in a partner.

>>8677040
I'm average looking and tall. I make enough money to give you a comfy life so you can continue your NEET ways. However, I'm in burgerland not in Canada, so yeah. I know how much you hate us burgers.

>>8677077
I don't care as long as you give me food, a nice place to sleep and buy me computer parts and manga. I can allow you to molest me occasionally if that's what you want but if you're too ugly I will request you wear a paper bag on your head before you do it.

>>8677083
So you will settle for being my human house pet?

>>8677127
Yeah but only if you treat me with love and affection. No hard bullying.

>>8677147
>>8677127
>>8677083
This is getting weird.

>>8677154
>getting

>>8677127
Will you let other people come over to pet her, maybe play?

Asking for a friend.