im a dumb baby with only 80iq edition
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• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
>>8664039
>>8665375
stop posting your degenerate shit in every op
1st for mew mew mew
Whenever my bf is out having fun with friends i end up getting really jealous...
Thats pretty hecked up huh?
I want to die.
also yeah can we boycott this thread, no diaper stuff please
>>8665391
sorry i thought i was smart but then i took a iq test and only got 80iq ;~: so i wanted to tell my friends here on mtfg a bout it.
I should have started 4 years ago
I thought it was a phase from age 12-18
>>8665394
no, i'm pretty sure everyone goes through that
>>8665399
do you have any surprising news?
>>8665402
At last you started.
>>8665404
Its not supposed to be this crippling...
Morning girls!
>>8665407
;_;
i'm going to apply to mensa even though i'm a stupid idiot with an iq of 0 who gets confused at toasting bread
meow
grrrr
>>8665375
>hating on hanamarus
>>8665402
>thinking your trans consistently over the course of 6 years.
>just a phase
i hope future generations of tranners avoid this exact mistake.
things have never better for people to he tranners, & things won't stop improving from tge looks of it
>>8665415
>>8665399
aww
like an online iq test or?
either way
iq isnt actually all that useful for measuring intelligence
you're smart <3
>>8665409
I haven't even started is the worst part
>>8665414
>have 130 iq
>still a dumbass
its fake
>>8665422
nyaa~
>>8665412
hello!!!!!!!! ^W^
>>8665411
I used to think that way but then i know everyone has friends and my bf always makes sure to spend the most tiime with me.
>>8665423
i did an online test
i dont think im very smart i falied nearly every college class for 1 1/2 years
>>8665419
i love those babies :c
>>8665422
=^o^=
miew miew~
tfw no pet rabbit
>>8665398
hanamaru dont even wear diapers, they arent babies they are kindergardeners. they wear BLOOMERs not diaper...
>ywn not be a twinkhon
>>8665434
>but then i know everyone has friends
o-oh...
im not that sold on the "acting like a cat" thing but cats are pretty much the perfect animal and i pray to god for the day i may pet every single cat. thanks for hearing me out.
>>8665443
wait wrong picture
>>8665415
hiss
what
hissing is the only sound turtles make
get on my level
>>8665421
i gotchu fameru
>>8665434
was it a hard college?
>>8665443
neither of those are rabbits
neither guinea pigs nor hedgehogs are rabbits
>>8665434
online tests are bogus
and some people just dont do well at unis and stuff
you're smart c:
>>8665451
Please never stop posting
>>8665453
huge fucking mood
>>8665449
purrr~
>>8665453
is there any point to actually joining mensa other than to circlejerk
>>8665447
Reeeeeeee
>>8665462
>>8665462
no its shit
most people on this board are past the age where it will look impressive on anything
>>8665451
it was like slightly better then community college.
i dont think its hard college
>>8665456
okay ill try not to think about it
daddy can be the smart one for me
>>8665447
well i meant normal people have friends not trans ._.
>>8665453
I'm aparently above avrage iq wise
But im stupid as heck
>>8665467
I miss having rl friends so much
>>8665463
youre great, but youre so far away ;_;
>>8665465
>>8665466
what do you even do at mensa though
>>8665412
>girls
>>8665477
its something people say on normie sites
basically means i agree or I relate to this
>>8665473
Only like 11000 km. And immer right next to you mentally
>>8665467
>community college
(my iq is 143)
nyaa~ *curls up on bed*
nya nya nyaa~
>>8665488
my iq is 341
>>8665484
>11000km
thats a catjump :3
can i get a reliable iq test i don't know which ones are considered good
>>8665473
i havent had a real life friend in a long time :c
the last time i had one was in highschool and it was the dwarf kid that had to wear diapers and everyone bullied him for it. i tried to be nice but he was so clingly that he would try to come over myhouse everday and i couldnt take it with transitioning
>>8665456
i looked up my score and its only 1 point away from becoming "bordeline retarted". so im at the very bottom of average intellegence.
>>8665487
well it wasnt community college it was a different type of college, but it wasnt a "hard" college.
>>8665488
is this how people become furries
i want to cry.
life really hurts.
i heard that masahiro sakurai is into crossdressing & chastity.
the world was better when i thought i was the only person who wanted to do naughty things.
now my fucking gameprogramming hero likes to be forced into women's attire & chastity.
why is life so fucked?
>>8665481
girls?
>>8665495
i don't get furries
like even if you like anthropomorphic stuff why do people make it such a big part of their identity
>>8665498
dont kink shame
>>8665495
hisssssss
hissss
h miew
=^_^=
>>8665506
https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/884583393190711297
>>8665507
what if you have a fetish for shaming people
>>8665506
http://www.funeducation.com/Tests/IQTest/TakeTest.aspx
hopefully u do beter then me :<
>>8665462
mensa is a scam to take your money. Anyone can join if you pay enough.
>>8665481
Why are you here anyways?
You think transgirls are pathetic but you spend all day on an image board about us?
Just stop repressing.
>>8665512
that's not a real iq test (even if it was you can't do it properly without a professional)
what a rush that was
>>8665515
Most mtfs don't pass hon
>>8665517
if i did a test with a professinoal they would be helping me out to solve it and that is cheating.
>>8665507
i feel like innocence everywhere is dying.
it's really a sobering experience to learn that you are more innocent than other people, when before it was your understanding that you were the one who was fucked up & perverted.
nope.
how is are future generations of children even supposed to understand the concept of normal?
@ this rate, it seems no one will even remember that concept w/in my lifetime
>>8665473
Would you like to meet me? I'm really lonely.
>>8665519
Only a fucking moron would conflate passing with gender status.
As if you are desirable yourself anyways.
>>8665517
Funny how the work of The Professionals is impossible for lower people to understand.
>>8665526
depends if I know and trust you.
do I know you?
>>8665524
theirs nothing wrong with having fetishes.
you just spend all day on the internet.
your "innocence" is just you becoming asexual from fucking up your hormone levels and setting your T to the single digits.
everyone loves to fuck
i figured out why i can't get out of bed
new covers are very feminine, i feel non dysphoric when i'm lying in it, it's similar to changing out of women's clothes into men's now, leaving it, if i'm not wearing my female stuff
>>8665532
>Only a fucking moron would conflate passing with gender status.
you don't pass though, how would you know that people aren't just lying to you?
>>8665524
people have been doing this for a long time, none of this stuff is even remotely new
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus
>>8665535
A little, but I'm very scared and also really boring so I doubt you'd have fun with me ._.
>>8665543
>https://en.m.
Stopped reading right there.
>>8665536
no. :(
i'm the one who wants to fuck.
everyone else is disturbed by porn & fetishes, & generally indifferent to sex.
i'm the freak
>>8665549
ok lol
>>8665545
that sounds like a description of me desu ;-;
>>8665494
those online tests dont work
>>8665532
Look at the the lists.
Most of them don't pass
>>8665554
you think that's a delusion, don't you?
>>8665494
>so im at the very bottom of average intellegence
nobody's surprised
>>8665556
Are you too scared of travelling too?
>>8665558
idk i think it only matters if i scored well.
im obviously a dummy and taking a harder offical test im just going to do worse
>>8665564
:c
>>8665566
ya basically.
I dont really wanna go anywhere alone.
I go to cologne sometimes with my bf
>>8665568
>im obviously a dummy
You're smarter than most trips.
>>8665571
Aww too bad :(
Being lonely sucks...
>diaperfag is also objectively the stupidest person in /mtfg/
lol
>>8665578
>>8665581
you're very mean to people who do nothing to you and this is your just desserts
chastity is pretty gross tee bee aych
trannies don't exactly need help losing function
>>8665539
I haven't started HRT, of course I don't pass, but even so people gender me female until I speak with a fresh shave
>>8665586
Bro, you should cut your hair.
Saying you pass is a lie
>>8665584
sorry i dont mean to be mean ._.
like moap got sad from my tierlist i didnt mean to hurt anyone i just made a list to be funny and for fun
>>8665559
You can literally look like a cave man and be a female internally.
>>8665596
>sorry i dont mean to be mean ._.
yes you do
you keep calling shakira a nigger for example and starting fights with the commie transbians which just makes the thread even more autistic and bad than usual
>>8665597
>look like a caveman and be a female internally
i am not asexual.
asexual isn't even a thing.
i like people a lot.
i'm just afraid of sex.
just b/c i'm afraid of sex & my t is in the single digits doesn't mean i'm ace
>>8665575
;__;
how far away do you live?
i've really been... much happier with my body since the last time i tripped / the resulting epiphany
i'm not sure i've had really crushing body dysphoria at any time in the last two weeks
i feel like my main dysphoria now is just feeling like a man.
>>8665375
>tfw failed an IQ test
i kind of don't see sub-100 iq-ers as people, if i'm honest
>>8665600
i havent done either of those things in a while
>>8665612
feels bad
>>8665594
Say what you like, I actually had niggers follow me and mistake me for a woman after a concert last week, and a different dude tried to get me to come home with him in his car while I was walking my dog in the park the other day
I'm in the uncanny valley and my facial hair and eyebrows are the decider. For now.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A 'SKEPTIC' BRAINWASHED BY THE ALT RIGHT
Do you believe the regressive left has cried "racism" so much it doesn't even mean anything anymore while simultaneously grasping at straws, twisting people's words and taking statements out of context in order to accuse others of being racist against white people? Do you drone on for months after a terror attack occurs in the UK, France or Germany but either ignore attacks that happen in Turkey, Syria, Indonesia or Bangladesh, or condone the attack because it's "terrorists killing terrorists," all while claiming liberals condone terrorism? Are you subscribed to The Rubin Report? Do you believe Sargon of Akkad and Dave Rubin are left wing? Do you find a way to bring up Anita Sarkeesian in videos that have nothing to do with her? Do you become a gay rights activist only when Muslims throw them off buildings or shoot up a nightclub in Orlando? Do you become a feminist only when it comes to clitorectomies in the middle east? Do you consider universities exercising their discretion not to offer a platform to people like Milo Yiannopoulos, Richard Spencer or Ann Coulter to be a sudden crisis of free speech but not when it comes to universities exercising their discretion not to host Ana Kasparian, Chris Hedges or Amy Goodman? Do you believe post-modernism and cultural marxism are some of the greatest threats to western civilization? Do you believe transgendered students have passed a law forcing a Toronto professor to call them made-up gender pronouns such as "zir" and "ze?" Do you consider Jordan Peterson to be a brilliant intellectual? Do you fail to find anything racist on the EDL's website? Do you believe that anti-racism is the new racism? Do you call the Nazi salute the "Roman salute" and find nothing racist about it, just a celebration of white pride? If so, you too may find yourself labeled "alt right." Why do people laugh at Deplorables? Only Deplorables don't understand why.
>>8665602
you need someone to push you into wanting sex, probably
i've always been kinda nymphoish so i don't have any trouble on cypro, but even for me if i don't get external arousal i can go days without maintenance
>>8665597
Fuck all that does.
No passing privilege
>>8665604
Around 26 hours if you walk or a bit over an hour via IC train
>>8665628
you live in the cologne area?
cause thats roughtly 1 hour away
>>8665623
HOW TO TELL IF YOURE A NAZI
you post anime nazi girls on 4 chan all day
[x] got it
do I win?
>>8665623
trip on, sertii
>>8665620
>>8665633
I want some cis cum :<
>>8665623
should've mentioned an education comprised primarily of frog memes desu
>>8665616
is this you >>8665465
>>8665640
Memes is a legitimate scientific branch, you can have frog memes as an education, unironically.
>>8665636
sertii's in greece and too busy to post in this thread, burch
MIEW!
miiiiew~
*stretches and yawns*
goooooooood night =z_z=
>>8665647
no you killed her and they are still looking for the body
>>8665633
No it's closer, but the connections aren't that great
>>8665649
lawl
>>8665644
>Memes is a legitimate scientific branch
lol no, Dawkins tried to coin "memetics" as an academic field and then got all mad to discover his genius idea had long since covered by the existing field of semiotics
>>8665649
anon i'm objectively weak as fuck and in terrible physical shape i find it difficult to even kill mosquitoes
>>8665654
don't you make people cut themselves for fun, if anybody here's a killer its 100% you lol
So. I'm 20. And I'm drunk as fcuck. I dont think this is working. I'm 1 month on hrt. came out to my parents and sister (she's 26) and they basically laughed me off and saai I had no chance. I know thwyre right. I'm truing but I know I'll never pass and I'll end up a mess on the floor surounded by girls clothes or something dead because i couldnt do it
>>8665640
>should've mentioned an education comprised primarily of frog memes desu
delete this
the fact that i can only maintain an erection when staring at the flag of imperial germany has nothing to do with the frog memes
>>8665663
you hide the corpses of all the innocent people that the communists have massacred in your basement.
girls r qt
>>8665667
Rando here, I'd bang you.
You'll probably pass pretty well.
>>8665672
That person won't pass
>>8665667
1 month is nothing, and you really don't look that masculine
the timeline's usually
>start noticing real feminization at around 6 months
>completely different by 1.5-2 years
you should move away from your parents as soon as possible, they sound awful.
>>8665678
another obnoxious /mtfg/ archetype:
>the bad faith bitter hon who tells everyone to just give up on transition
>>8665667
You will pass very easily I am extremely jealous.
>>8665683
what archetype am I
>>8665652
oh ya public transport in this area is terrible. I need over an hour just to get to dortmund from where I live.
>>8665667
1 month on HRT isn't really very much, that's barely enough time for any of the changes to start happening
also, almost nobody thinks they'll pass when they first start
thankyou. youre all too kind. i fucking hate eeliner and youre all the best rthing ever
>>8665687
the lost archetype of "cinnamon roll poster" because most of the cinnamon rolls left because of the other archetypes so we'll never hear of characters like gloomy and eva again except secondhand
>>8665670
Boys are cuter
>>8665692
who's eeliner
hugg
>>8665688
Yeah you probably don't want to spend that much time just to visit me. We can cuddle, but otherwise I have no idea what to do
>>8665627
We can't all be lucky like you. All gingers are practically girls to start out with
>>8665683
but enough about shakira lol
>>8665700
Ive a bf, I am sorry but I am not in the business of cuddling people. Id get in trouble
Im sorry
>>8665512
Got 115, lower than usual. Kinda sad since this one isn't timed, so I went really slow but dyslexia still cost me two questions.
>>8665707
Oh I thought cuddles would be okay, well then I really don't know what to do :(
>>8665626
i can't even remember how long it's been since i needed maintenance before last week.
i'm so pathetic.
no girl would ever wanna be my wife ;~;
Sophie hi
>>8665694
Gloomy is a bunny now.
>>8665715
& last week i fantasized about being dominated by a man ;~;
>>8665697
eyeliner,. sorry im drunk im going now
>>8665716
lani lani!
i almost died from drinking lemonade AMA
>>8665712
go shopping and buy cute things together, like cat ears and giant ice creams
>>8665733
But we're both scared and I don't know if hand holding would be okay
>>8665731
how
>>8665731
how does that even work
>>8665721
i've been getting into the idea of guys lately but only when they're gentle
i'm still super uncomfortable about aggressive men
>>8665731
>i almost died from drinking lemonade AMA
why didn't you almost die trying to drink something tastier like root beer instead, boxxy
I really, really hate looking at my 2-3 month HRT selfies.
Like, it just makes me feel so gross, because I thought I looked feminine some how, when I really, really didn't, in any way, and on top of that I was on bica and this gross horny retard.
I can't even tell what's changed, besides my hair being longer, but all my current pics look so much better.
>>8665736
>>8665737
i breathed in LITERALLY one molecule and then it fizzed up to the size of 100 molecules and i choked and spit up on a tree
>>8665742
they don't just give away root beer for free on the street you know
>>8665735
look, we all want copious amounts of physical contact with sophie, but if you're meeting someone in person for the first time, you might want to go easy with all the touchy-feely stuff
also it's summer, your palms will get all sweaty
uwu whats this
https://discord.gg/gBgsKb
>>8665735
qt~
>>8665751
>they don't just give away root beer for free
isn't soda like literally cheaper than water
all the small water bottles seem to be 1-2$ while the big 2 liter bottles of soda are like, 1.30
>>8665751
but i thought lemonade wasn't carbonated
am i this inexperienced with the ways of the world
my way of being is an illusion caused by lack of knowing what i do not know
I think I've figured out why I this general so much, despite not being trans. It's because you never have to act older than 14.
i need help to stop repressing.
i've been really unhappy :(
>>8665726
How's it goin you
>>8665768
what's stopping you from quitting?
just... stop trying to be a guy, idk
you can still boymode irl until you're comfortable
>>8665759
I was outside in short clothes with our dog like 3 hours earlier. it isnt scorching hot, but its also not very warm
>>8665761
>It's because you never have to act older than 14.
14 is my mental age
>>8665772
I am having an extremely terrible week.
cant talk about it here tho
how are you?
>>8665735
>hand holding
w-wew so forceful
>>8665751
>>8665761
people here will take that as validation like WAH IM GOING THROUGH MY SECOND PUBERTY
>>8665776
uwu
>>8665620
damn, they must've been disappointed by the front of you after seeing so much hair
>>8665761
heh
>>8665759
>if its in western europe this year that just means there's one hour of clear skies between every storm
you say that, but it was 38 degrees in france earlier today
perhaps the british summer has clouded (ehehehe) your expectations
>>8665792
to be fair north holland was rainy as fuck, it made london rain look laughable
>>8665774
Awe, if you wanna talk about it you know where to find me tho
I'm doing ok I guess. About a month into my master's and drowning in reading.
Also I've cut my hair short and I think I've gone full dyke.
>>8665779
>14 is my mental age
14 is my actual age
haha jk xd
>>8665680
I mean thanks everyone but thank you wveyone. I drink too kuh i guess im hust cruimh for attention. I live away fro. Parent finally but still rely on them took a day off work tiday hust a fuciing pibce gof shit sorry.
If code is dofferent im on phone
>>8665796
i think you replied to the wrong person, buddy
Ive been wearing skinny jeans for a while, but want to get more feminine pants. What are some girl pants that aren't girly enough to be called out on?
>>8665761
My mind stopped developing around middle school tbqh
>>8665796
>I've cut my hair short
dang
>I think I've gone full dyke.
nice
>>8665799
put the phone down, pal
you're drunk
so are they still supporting you? i'd try to get a job and tell them to fuck off
*though i'm too anxious to actually do anything like that
>>8665796
>cutting your hair
OMG WHY ;_;
glad youre doing ok though
I got a super important grade like a week or so ago that counts to the final masters grade and it was an A+
maybe E didnt make me a complete retard.
>>8665786
>>8665795
london rain is a meme anyway, it doesn't even rain that much here and flooding only ever really happens up north or in the home counties
>>8665813
>OMG WHY ;_;
cis tits broke her heart
>>8665815
ily anon
FAGGOTS
>>8665808
too bad you were already terminally high iq by then
>>8665796
post hair
>>8665823
Idk who that is
>>8665825
*hug*
>>8665813
Honestly what's even the point of long hair if it's a safety hazard and I always have to keep it tied back
Congratulations though. I think you may actually just be a smarty. Just FYI.
>>8665845
the weird line on the right
that's the tree
>>8665845
how they get you into what
diabetes?
with my sugar consumption i would have gotten it already to be desu
>>8665812
Im in uni but I have a job. I's suoermarket lart time. Called in sick today and git drunk alonw in my room. They give me money to support through stufent loan. I need them for 3rd year
>>8665820
>london rain is a meme
Nigga it's raining right now
>>8665864
YOU'RE NOT HELPING, SHAKIRA
>>8665667
One month IS NOTHING hell even 1 year is nothing. I see some real changes even 5 years in.
You will end up just fine girl.
From the other news. My hair transplant started growing ^^
>>8665835
Ladiess
>>8665853
i see it now good work
i really like this image, can i borrow it?
>>8665856
they're just covering their bases desu, redundancy is important when securing the future of the medical establishment
>>8665847
oh right, the chemist thing.
my hair gets in the way ALL THE TIME as well
but Id never cut it.
>I think you may actually just be a smarty
arent smarties lil chocolate candy? do you want to eat me D:
>>8665868
cute
hugg
>>8665868
brb locking up my daughter
>>8665878
Only when I get bored and I'm nothing better to do.
>>8665868
Fuck too hot
I only wanna transition ironically
>>8665831
th-thanks
>>8665889
It's just a prank bro
>>8665885
>I'm nothing better to do
*sex joke*
that side view on the right looks pretty cute though
nice face shape
>>8665867
>1 year is nothing
When will this meme die? Hormones don't do anything past 1 year
>>8665892
lmao camera is right there man what up prank invaders
ban all IPA drinking bad pizza makers ITT
>>8665875
Can I plead the 5th? That's one loaded question for a qt such as yourself to be asking.
>>8665883
You should be letting her feel my guns instead.
>>8665896
stop saying things like that, the babytrans will believe you
>>8665896
it takes YEARS for fat cells to die and redistribute
>>8665902
Those are gonna atrophy because you're not lifting boxes anymore. It's all ogre for you
Do I want to get a new car or surgeries first
>>8665901
>bad pizza makers
You crazy
>>8665902
I-Idk can you? isnt that a US thing?
Where are you from? Italy here
>>8665920
Never been more sane
>>8665919
surgeries you retard all you do is cry about your fucking gender but not once have i seen you cry about your moving piece of metal
>>8665923
The uniyed kingdom of great britian and irelind
>>8665901
>coworker-chan doesn't like IPAs
do you prefer cocktails instead? maybe a nice refreshing long island iced tea?
>>8665910
I would believe you if I looked even remotely feminine after a whole year of hormones. The "give it time", "hormones are magic" bs is just hons salty that they can't afford FFS
>>8665896
>what is cell life cycle
Shakira I thought you know better than that...
>>8665937
Shakira is an idiot, everyone knows this
>>8665936
>refusing the wishes of the resident princess
that is not very nice of you
>>8665930
I LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU IT TAKES YEARS (plural) AND YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT BELIEVE ME BECAUSE YOU HAVENT SEEN CHANGES AFTER ONE YEAR
now i get why everyone hates niggers
>tfw you find out pufffybutt.'s dark and racist bullying past
>>8665928
which part?
>>8665929
No, except Elanna made me get try raspberry beer desu
>>8665951
The shitty welsh bit
>>8665923
Germany of course
do you find trans women as attractive as cis women? or more/less attractive?
>>8665944
Oooh
pray tell, what would be the nice thing for me to do?
>>8665953
raspberry beers sound more like your kinda thing anyway, if you can't quite stomach IPAs
you may enjoy these too :3
>>8665923
'murica
Who /normie/ here?
>>8665955
are you from the valleys
do you have an impenetrably strong welsh accent like caroline
>>8665962
y-youre confusing me lani
>>8665948
idk im just an idiot i dont know any btter
i only called shakira that because she told me to die
>>8665923
You're our first Italian.
girls loving girls
>>8665969
Oh no
What can I do to help?
>>8665968
No. Pretty close to the english border. Consider myself british not welsh
>>8665981
please give me headpats!!
>>8665961
I find them less attractive than cis women. But I do find FtM more attractive than cis men.
>>8665967
yeah im a 80 iq dum cis girl too
Why do people live in Wales?
>>8665987
Im not too normal i guess, my bf introduced me to dmt yesterday
>>8665991
Because they hate vowels.
Also, probably because they were born there and it's their home.
is it unusual if you find transgirls as attractive as cis girls
>>8665991
the question you should be asking is if it's actually people that live in wales or if its just sheep in disguise
desu switching to bica and quitting spiro/taking 200mg of prog a day was the best decision i ever made. my mood is like 500x better lol
pls don't let me ever take spiro ever again
>>8665985
Who's a good girl
>>8665984
damn, i was hoping you'd have a cute welsh accent
>>8665996
you're a texbook agp so no it isn't unusual when you say things that are texbook agp
>>8665991
As a welsh it's empty and boring. Cardiff isnt the worst but ive lived in vilages all my kife so any city is amazi g to me.
>>8665967
>not deliberately being non-normie
>>8665927
Surgeries can't help me but a new car would
>>8666005
I think I have a little one but drunk af and I havnrt worked on voice becaus eall the guides are too complex or dokt work
>>8666003
i mean bica lets T get to your brain so maybe you're more emotionally stable? idk
has your sex drive gone up yet?
my libido was like, identical to pre-hrt on bica, which started bothering me after a while, which is why i switched. and cypro makes me more depressed but i don't want to have to pee all the time.
>>8666004
OMG SO NICE !!
youre the best
>>8666008
I wanted to get my septum peirced and dye my hair pink but i like being employed
>>8666008
>deliberately
i don't think it's really a choice in your case, bexe
>>8666012
no sympathy
>>8666012
so if surgeries can't help you won't you end up killing yourself like all your emo posts say, what use is a car gonna be if you're dead
I liked this thread more when it was dead.
If i was smart enough id dox every single one of you.
Fuck it why not
>>8666015
Voice training is bullshit too, save up for voice feminisation surgery
>>8666018
I believe you're mistaken
The best one is (You)
N-no homo tho
>>8666038
why do you just
spew bullshit
>>8666031
I can give my possessions away when I die.
>>8666038
I heard that was more bullshit. This whole become girl thing is inpossoble. My spiral doesnt even taste bad idk of its real
>>8666003
Bica?
>>8666042
so if you're gonna give something to someone just give them the damn money
>>8666038
even if you get voice feminization its not going to make you sound like a girl, just higher pitch
you still have to train to make it sound like a girl.
voice feminization surgery is for the weak. changing your pitch is the easy part
>>8666031
she got her balls removed and regrets it
so surgery hasnthelped her
>>8666015
you have to ganbatte your best mia, countless others have managed it so i'm sure you will too
>>8665964
nuh uh
>>8665981
>>8666004
>all this grooming
i don't feel comfortable meeting you today anymore smdh
>>8666016
i think it's a combination of not waking up feeling dehydrated and exhausted and actually being able to sleep as well as like
more testosterone to my brain probably? high estrogen and no T makes my BPD really fucking bad so ye
my sex drive is pretty high but that's mostllyyy cause of the high dosage of progesterone i think lol
i just think it's crazy cause within like 3-4 days of being on bica my cum turned completely clear again and my boobs are hella sensitive etc, spiro sucks
>>8666044
bicalutamide
>>8666043
voice training isn't bullshit
it's actually just better in every way
>>8666056
Is that new? Never heard of it.
>>8666040
n-no its (you)
also no homo!
though I thought you went homo
now I am confused again
>>8666047
Good idea. It's not a lot of money but it'll help them.
>>8666060
I am a homo
But I didn't want to weird you out by being homo when you're not homo
Unless you would rather homo desu
>>8666055
It's not grooming, the two of us always flirt as straight girls tend to do
>>8666021
that's new-normie though
>>8666024
i chose this life and that's my story and i'm sticking to it
>>8666068
youre so considerate!
>>8666068
"""straight"""
>>8666058
umm it's not new necessarily, it's just a different kind of AA. it's used by a lot of femboys but i think taking it without estrogen is a meme lol
if you have high estrogen levels with it then it can work really well. otherwise i think it ramps up your DHT and shit.
i started taking it again cause a trans friend of mine goes to a doctor who works with tonsss of trans women and does pellets and he diddd
E pellets with progesterone and bicalutamide and it work fairly well with few side effects. i'm into it.
>>8666056
oh, yeah, that sounds like shit
spiro is the main reason i haven't gone legit
if i knew i could stay in hawaii i'd go legit + RLE so i could qualify for free ffs, but ugh
>my cum turned completely clear again
wait, was it white before?
>>8666058
it's a blocker that doesn't really get prescribed much
the pros are it really doesn't have side effects
it lets testosterone go to your brain, so the main people use it is to still be able to use their dicks
so. pros: you can be TruAGP
cons: you're stuck with a male libido
>>8666073
Anything for the princess of pineapple
>>8666074
Sssshhh don't blow my cover
>>8666069
>that's new-normie though
Where? Pretty much the general consensus here in cali at least is that dyed hair is for druggies and street urchins
>>8666078
ya spiro is fucking awful. it legit ruins me, i couldn't do anything ever and i was rly depressed cause of how helpless i felt.
my cum went back to being white because i was off spiro for a little over a month (because i fucking hated it) and thennn
when i went back on spiro like 3 weeks ago, like nothing changed??? my cum was still white af. meanwhile all the side effects fucked me up lol
when i switched to bica it went hella clear and everything went back to normal within days. idk. spiro just doesn't work well with me in the slightest.
>>8665683
Trip on hon
>>8666086
Gotta pay me off or I'll tell everyone I meet
>>8666074
can you really call yourself "straight" unless you're so confident in your heterosexuality that you can kiss and even full-on lezz out with other girls without it being weird
>>8666089
normie levels overloading
>>8666074
what are you trying to say here?
>>8666086
youre so loyal!
Is cat ded?
>>8665923
Brazil. Kill me purisu.
>>8666063
Start hrt now, learn stuff little by little. Give yourself 1 or 2 years to learn all the stuff, which is more than enough, and by the end of it you can already go fulltime hopefully.
>>8666090
yeah, i have a pretty high sex drive so i can keep things working on cypro
i regret starting on bica because boy libido started making me dysphoric
>>8666091
geez, yeah, that sounds pretty bad. i just halved my cypro dose a few days ago to see if that helps me be less depressed, but ugh
having cis girl levels would probably stabilize me
that's weird, bica's supposed to not affect your balls much, but idk
did you stop estrogen as well??
>>8666102
Oh my gosh
Senpai noticed me
>>8666099
I am so confident in my heterosexuality that I can make out with girls and really enjoy it and feel like time is standing still but not be a homo :)
>>8666102
>what are you trying to say here?
I'm starting to get the feeling you two are lesbian or something but I can't quite put my finger on it
>>8666101
I like fitting in, but if i was honest to myself yeah id like to have a nose ring and some colored highlights
>>8666089
(faintly, as if whispered by the wind itself) "nooooormieeeee"
>>8666111
Ill notice you all evening
>>8666112
I can assure you I am as straight as a dented arrow
>>8666091
I wanna get on cypro because of how bad spiro is, but noooooo
and Cypro wasn't approved by the FDA because it's a drug that only transgirls get.
>>8666112
Wouldn't go that far, Sophie's hobby is leading me on
>>8666118
*Straight like a boomerang
>>8666118
>I can assure you I am as straight as a dented arrow
hey wait a second that doesnt add up
>>8666115
Normies dont take dmt with their bfs
I doubt any of you are as woke as i am
>>8666106
are you from the cute part of the brazil, or are you a favelada?
>>8666108
I have a pretty high libido myself. You're saying bica made your libido give you dysphoria?
>>8666126
oh, thats because english isnt my first language
I am as straight as a spaghetti in the rain anon
>>8666124
>Sophie's hobby is leading me on
everyone needs a hobby! dont tell me you dont enjoy it
>>8666106
Brazilian tranny mmm
>>8666108
were you on 50mg of cypro? i heard that can really mess you up :/
when i was off of spiro i was barely on estrogen tbqh lool. i stopped everything cause i just felt rly unbalanced cause of spiro + dutasteride.
from what i understand from dr odea and girls on bica, bica does end up making your balls shut down etc
you'll have the sex drive thing but if you're on injections or higher estrogen + progesterone, your T levels naturally drop
and then the rest of the T available isn't really usable, so your balls stop making as much T as well until eventual testicular/penile atrophy
i think if you're not on higher E tho that, unless ur on higher bica dosages, it just leaves you with higher free-flowing T and that can make u bald and mess with you
>>8666123
i've heard a lot of ppl say that if you're gonna DIY at all, you should be on cypro. if i didn't have BPD i would prob take it but ya
why not just order some and get labs done/work with a doc who knows you're taking it?
>>8666137
>I am as straight as a spaghetti in the rain anon
this still isn't making sense you kraut
>>8666106
1month hrt. Posted a pic earlier in thread of last week. Im trying to do it piece by piece. Bought that girly top. Got a skirk which I wear only at home. I git that haircut that day. I just feel like itll never rrally work
>>8666114
personally i think piercings are kinda dumb but a lot of people do like them
i can't see why tho
>>8666137
Oh you know that I enjoy it
But I know that you couldn't possibly, miss straighty
>>8666136
no, transitioning did
pre-hrt i was afraid of losing my libido, because i was stupid, so i was on bica for 5.5 months
but tl;dr, as i got more aware of how i acted, and how i felt, i guess? having a male libido started to make me feel really, really gross, because one of my main forms of dysphoria is just *feeling* like a man.
>>8666140
yeah, i started on 50mg, now i'm on 25
i always thought it was just estrogen that would do that, but huh. guess the memes were wrong
i was on 2-4 mg for most of the time i was on bica, so i guess kind of lowish. i feel 6mg + cypro is really making me start developing properly
>>8666145
Piercings are cool, minus the gross ass healing part. My ears are done and my belly ring is in the last stage of healing
How can you be a good tranny whore if you don't have a pretty belly ring to flop around as ur bf rails you missionary?
>>8666137
Eyyy it's Potato Princess Phattychin!
Wat up?
>>8666140
I don't have money. I would need to go through my parents, and as far as I know, they're only ok with covering what's being covered by insurance.
AND EVEN THEN my mom has a history of throwing a shitstorm whenever I say, "I need money for hormones".
>>8666165
Why not get a job?
>>8666155
i hope you feel better on 25mg, 50mg is so much ;_; the depression that comes with cypro seems really scary desu
and ye bica without higher estrogen is a total maymay, faye was right lool. higher E naturally lowers T so that's why bica in low doses, because of the minimal side effects, can just clean up the rest i guess
were you doing sub E on 4mg or oral?
>>8666165
:/ ugh, i'm sorry. that really does suck. i mean can you get lupron under your insurance?
>>8666169
i was gonna tell u btw that i saw that big collage of trips pics in one of the old mtfg OP's and u look pretty
>>8666164
I am on new pills and I dont stomach them well, I havent properly eaten in a week senpai
>>8666152
oh I enjoy conquering and youre a worthy target.
>>8666142
that cant be right, I am sure that wasnt wrong
>>8666130
actually if you were woke you wouldent be a tranny
>>8666155
Oh I get what you mean. That speaks to me desu
>>8666176
i asked some top minds and they all agreed that you're straight. guess i was wrong my bad
>>8666171
thanks, yeah, idk everyone says 50mg is the standard dose, but then i was talking to this tran who said 10mg was enough for her and i was like
screw this i'm going 25
uh, i was doing sublingual E at first, but then i switched to progy because it's super cheap + i got memed with 'progy helps boob growth'
though i guess my boobs are pretty decent for where i'm at????
Come on gals.
What's your hips, rib, waist and shoulder measurements?
>hips
38"
>waist
30"
>Shoulders
17"
>rib
33"
Yeah my body sucks I know
>>8666177
What sort of thing? I dont know what I need to kearn. Voice. I can so foundation but not eyeliner. Actually impossible.
>>8666171
it looks like they cover it, but I'm not sure what my copay would be
>>8666176
Oh that's interesting
Because I was under the impression that I was the one conquering you
>>8666192
36
29
17
31
im a hon and my body is horrific and will never pass so im not going to be able to be happy hello
>>8666177
i need more help
is it weird to think that your sleeping older brother is cute
>>8666192
hips: 35
waist: 27
shoulders: 17
chest: 29
bust: 33
>>8666195
Aaah, I have haircut, like, 5mins ago. I'll try and help once I get back.
>>8666176
>I am on new pills and I dont stomach them well
I am sorry to hear that, I really am, but you kinda stomach badly *everything*.
So how are you? What brings you to this snorefest?
>>8666192
Why would that even matter?
>>8666182
rude
>>8666202
Oh I had no idea the transbian chemist to be was also visiting.
>>8666218
yeah my bodys way worse then any of those posters. like way worse
im not even fat or tall.
just a fridge with no hips.
>>8666202
I mean that would be even better for me
>>8666211
I am sad about things
also no, usually I am immune to sideeffects
>>8666189
I knew we would understand each other
>>8666177
>I'm a caipirinha/mountain girl.
i don't like piranhas ever since i saw that movie where they eat a guy alive
you sound cute though
>>8666187
yeah it's just meh
cypro libido is so, so much nicer, like oh my god.
>>8666225
Same here
>>8666192
32 hip (which is odd because I wear 30s?)
28 waist (belly button height?)
17 shoulders I think?
31 rib?
>>8666191
ya 50mg is like the high-tier dosage!! :/
and i mean progy prob does help with making ur bobs slowly grow cause of the more consistent E levels from oral E
but sub 2mg doesn't do much for bob growth afaik
>>8666200
if you can get ur parents to help with that i would def do it. it's way better than spiro and you get it done like once every 1-3 months
it's an injectable AA so u wouldn't have to remember to take an AA at all
>>8666214
o lol nvm rip
>>8666192
Hips
39
Waist
29
Shoulders
16
Bust
36 (i wear a 36c cup)
>>8666241
2mg was just for like, the first 2 months IIRC, but yeah
4mg didn't help much either, but on 6mg i started spurting
i think i'm like, A cup at 8 months? so not too bad i think. i eat a lot of fatty stuff which might help
Someone warn the based Kraut that Elanna is a meanie.
She made me stutter and calls me baby faced. 0/10 would not interact with
>>8666252
Just wanted to assure you that you'd pass ok desu
>>8666230
My doctor won't give me cypro cause there's "no actual reason"
>>8666247
>We all make mistakes
Some worse than others tho senpai.
So how are you? Only good news pls. There's already one Debbie Downer posting. We don't need to know.
>>8666252
>coworker-chan is a manlet with a babyface who stutters
cute
>>8666259
False hope
also not even trans so jokes on you
>>8666264
rude
>>8666262
I'm pretty ok, I'm bored af and I have a presentation to make in like 20min tho
Rockin my science dyke a e s t h e t i c
>>8666240
Hon bodies are gross.
If you're a hon, transition should be illegal
What's a hon/hon body?
>>8666278
sorry
>>8666276
i just like that you seem designed for cuddling
>>8666287
someone answer this upstanding individuals question
i can't cuz im about to pass out from being tired
>>8666303
doki doki
>>8666287
looks like a man
>>8666287
Hons are nonpassing trans women
>>8666287
it's what people say about themselves when they're dysphoric
idk, it's just. an overly masculine body, ie huge shoulders, huge hands, huge feet, etc
NEW THRED SOMONE SAVE US
>>8666320
dont ever heart at me or my posts ever again
>>8666333
baby-faced manlets don't get to tell me what to do :3
>>8666335
>17" shoulders
i'm jealous
;_;