/brit/lgbt/

love willies I do

bit gay

bit bent

Bloody poofs

tilde out

bit gay

alri benders

cummy crumpets

>>8657132
cor I'd love to rim his arsehole and then fuck him senseless

>>8657132
Spambot edition, huh?

bloodclaart

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>tfw scottish sub with dominant english bf

>>8657424
hello friend

>>8657439

May Nicola Sturgeon have mercy on your soul.

which is the best LGBT city in the UK?
Thinking about moving to Brighton from London but idk if its going to be a step up or not in terms of gayness

>>8657412
>Spambot
more like /brit/
>>>/int/77801018

>>8657132
Cute butt, would fuck.

bit gay

get a feeling some of the posts in this thread have a homosexual undertone

>>8657460
Oh for fuck;'s sake, can we just permaban the lot of them?
And then move onto /pol?

>>8657439
absolutely adorable

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post cute lads lads

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>Oh for fuck;'s sake, can we just permaban the lot of them?
>And then move onto /pol?

>>8657460

who gives a fuck?

>>8657495
>this person will never put their feet on your face
Kill me, lads

>>8657132
>>8657495
>tfw no cute boy to cuddle

who /northamptonshire/?

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evenin' lads

>tfw no big batty boydem

>>8657132
whoa m9 isn't it like disrespectful to your country to wear it's flag on your ass and dick?

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PLEASE LONDON BOYS ADD ME ON DISCORD Nin#5032 PLEASE BE MY FUCKING FRIEND FUCK I ATTACHED A PICTURE OF MYSELF LIKE THE VAPID LOSER I AM

>>8657764
what ya drinking m9?

Why are UK trans laws so god awful?

>>8657764
But you already don't talk to me on skype...

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>>8657768
i heard you get free ffs, hrt, srs and lasers :DDD

that true boi?

>>8657766
Water its good for you

>>8657770
I know Im a horrid person thats why Im here screaming while I cry in real life

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>>8657764
you look like you're obis, talk to me when you slim tf down

pic related is how perfect male body looks like

>>8657778
you'd feel better if you drank some Finlandia instead

>>8657781
Kill yourself fatty I'm healthy weight

>>8657790
>"healthy weight"

That's what they all say

healthy at every size

>>8657793
Again, take a knife and place into your brain. Making sure that you are unable to think anymore thoughts.

>>8657801
whoa edgy

try to be more positive you will never get a bf if you are a bitch

>>8657843
Don't worry, I may never have a bf but at least I'm safe in the knowledge I'll never be you

Also I'm gonna anhero in a couple of weeks so doesn't really matter desu

>>8657843
>positive


Hiv positive

>>8657774
No, none of it.

>>8657867
but my brit friend said it is. and she linked me that

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Gender-dysphoria/Pages/Treatment.aspx

>>8657875
If you read it you'll see it doesn't actually say anything you asked about.

>>8657875
>Teenagers who are 17 years of age or older may be seen in an adult gender clinic. They are entitled to consent to their own treatment and follow the standard adult protocols.

then

>Adults with gender dysphoria should be referred to a specialist adult GIC. As with specialist children and young people GICs, these clinics can offer ongoing assessments, treatments, support and advice, including:
mental health support, such as counselling
cross-sex hormone treatment (see below)
speech and language therapy – to help alter your voice, to sound more typical of your gender identity
hair removal treatments, particularly facial hair
peer support groups, to meet other people with gender dysphoria
relatives' support groups, for your family
>For some people, support and advice from a clinic are all they need to feel comfortable in their gender identity. Others will need more extensive treatment, such as a full transition to the opposite sex. The amount of treatment you have is completely up to you.

and then
>Once you've completed your social gender role transition and you and your care team feels you're ready, you may decide to have surgery to permanently alter your sex.

based on these I have concluded that what they told me is true, and hrt, hair removal and surgeries are indeed refunded in uk. if they are not, please do tell me, as it would mean that my "friend" lied to me.

>>8657902
Notice the part about cost?

>>8657949
so what is refunded?

>>8657132
anyone desperate enough for an american green card to date a gay neet?

>>8657971
me but im not brit

>>8657975
where are you from?

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>>8657949
ok this is literally part of conversation and what they told me

>>8658013
>asking me where I am from
>not asking how I look like or how old I am

lmao

>>8657968
It depends, but everything you listed never is fully.

>>8657439
How does a nerd like u whom visits this site get such a magnificent gift?

>>8657849
Ha

>>8658020
I am also interested in those things.

>>8658016
That person and their doctor friend don't know what they are talking about. If you'd asked >>8657890 >>8657949 she'd have had no answer.

>>8657971

GIVE GREEN CARD

LET ME OUT OF YUROPOOR HELL

I'm british btw if you're into that

>>8658120
I am interested in Europeans in general. I just don't have much to offer.

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>>8658082
yaa i couldn't find much info about it buuut i trusted them cuz they are trans too but not passing hon so maybe they are just delusional

they dont even seem to be interested that much lmao

>>8658127
also lol "even hair removal" as if that was more than srs and ffs

>>8658126

I don't care, let me out of here

What state? Age? Interests? I'm desperate

>>8658127
Yeah look, they can't even keep their story straight when you don't even ask much
>healthcare is completely free in the uk
>and even hair removal is covered somewhat

Is healthcare free completely, including trans stuff, or not? They don't know, they contradict themselves, they "just know it's free here"...

>>8658140
What country are you from?

>>8658141

I live in the UK, you need a doctor's referral for it, basically to say you do have dysphoria and get treatment, rather than just 'OK have whatever you want on us'

>>8658156

UK, as above

>>8658159
Are you trans? I am only interested in gay males.

>>8658159
yes but is it free or not?ffs? and srs?

>>8658166
No it is not free.
It costs a shit ton and the NHS will refuse to pay for most of it.

>>8658165

No, cis gay, why would I reply if I wasn't, I'll give some vital figures if you care

>>8658166
>>8658177


Dunno not trans, but I know it is free if you are judged eligible, and as far as the doctors will guarantee you

>>8658177
haha ok. actually made a few threads about it 8 months ago after I had that conversation but no one on /lgbt/ was able to give me conclusive answer

thought its a bit too good to be true

anyway i just messaged them and asked them how is their free ffs going lmao

>>8658181
holy shit there we go again


the fuck does "as far as doctor will guarantee" even mean

are they gonna do free ffs with doctors referral? what surgeons are eligible? does it cover entire ffs or just certain parts? etc etc

also lolllll you say you are not trans so how the fuck would you know anyway aand why are you even answering

>>8658181
Ok. sure.

>>8658190
She's wrong, afaik they NEVER cover FFS AT ALL. How much they pay for other things, none, part or all, varies and I can't give you specifics.

>>8658190

I know bc I'm a law student mate, we covered it as part of a unit we do, for some reason gender identity and presentation can be a contentious, e.g. getting fired for dressing like a woman when a 6'3'' manly dude, using women's bathrooms etc. idk what each surgeon would sign off for, some would allow for more than others i guess, as an aside some women can get boob jobs on the nhs bc having bigger boobs gives them a confidence boost, if a doc will sign it off you can have it if we do it like >>8658202 says, it's specific


>>8658192

5'10'', 137 lbs, athletic, brown hair/green eyes, interested in cycling, outdoor activties, cars, music and vidya, law student, desperate to escape muslims and be able to own guns as well as not be reamed for taxes

>>8658211
think ur a bit above me.

>>8658211
>if a doc will sign it off you can have it
False for FFS.

>>8658220

nah mate, i just want citizenship, you don't have to be hot or anything, just get me past ICE

you shouldn't be such a downer, tell me a bit about yourself, no-one is totally worthless

>>8658233

idk if that's offered, we only covered it a little in uni so that's as far as my knowledge goes, when i broke my arm they would only cast it and i had to buy slings etc. myself

>>8658238
>they would only cast it and i had to buy slings etc. myself
Emergency treatment is different from long-term care. Anon's "everything is completely free" friend BTFO.

I'd like to see the trans sections of your textbooks/assignments.

>>8657595
where are you lad?

>>8658255

it's not a full unit, but more incorporated into the whole 'consent and bodily autonomy' sections, for example we have to do cases about how far s&m can go, if underage people can get tattooed etc, we had a trans barrister come and speak in an extracurricular talk about trans law, e.g. what protections there were, it's only a tiny area but one that can grow quickly with acceptance, lots of £'s to be made in an area like that

i'm not trans so my experience is limited to about 2 hours of class/talk time but there are a lot of people who don't know how the NHS works so I thought I'd take the time to explain a little about how not everything is free/offered but some things are possible

>>8658290
I wish I'd seen that talk. Honestly the whole bodily autonomy and consent stuff I'd like to learn about just out of my own interest.

>>8658302

it was pretty interesting, i didn't take notes or anything as i was only there for the good impression it would give, i can give you the name of the speaker and the cases we study if it proves to you i'm not talking shite

>>8658325
I believe you, I'm just interested. If she has a website or the cases have public articles about their legal implications then I'd like to know.

>>8658337

she has a page on a chamber's guide website, i'm not sure what else you can dig up, google 'robin white laywer' or 'robin white trans' for a bit of background

>>8658349
Thank you anon.

>>8658337
>>8658363

off the top of my head, corbett v corbett, goodwin vs uk (ECHR case, may need to use EU references to find info as implemented via the European Communites Act 1972) and the Gender Recognition Act 2004 and the Equality Act 2006 all come into play from memory

>>8658238
Im 30 and i like cooking

any experienced CD's or trans in SE London? white sissy looking to play, got kik and pics if you do x

>>8658366
Thanks. Are there cases since those two acts? Seeing how they're tested in court is more interesting to me than older cases which predate them.

>>8658375

good enough for me, i can barely cook shit in the oven, do you live in a good state? pls don't say california

I always get a sore throat after sucking dick.
I think my throat is sensitive to precum :(
If it's not gone in a few days I'll have to go get tested to be sure it's not gonorrhoea.

>>8658389
east coast, big city

my ideal would be to be a househusband but I'm not fit enough to be that yet.

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mornin' lads

>>8659800
This image makes me uneasy for some reason

I don't know why but as a Brit I've never seemed to found other Brit boys good looking, I've seemed more interested to American boys, especially how they all submit and are just adorable and more interesting. Most apparently from Texas too, cute voices and looks.
But some Brit boys are cute, sometimes.
Is it a Brit thing?

>>8658386

the 'x v y' things are cases that create law via judicial precedent, the acts are law created directly via parliament, i don't have access to the full case materials bc i'm on holiday from uni at the moment but you can probablky find out a bit online

>>8659905
I love the southern accent, i will go weak at the knees for the right voice. i do find the attitudes of some americans very appealing, they are a lot more polite, positive and 'can do' than the average brit. i hope not all of them submit though

>>8658031
just lucky i guess

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Quick question. Are there British guys who unrealistically fetishize Americans the way there are American guys who unrealistically fetishize British?

I do love me an oxford accent and the sort of refined airs that well-to-do British guys have.

And maybe if he's nerdy we could do like Revolutionary War roleplay in bed and it would be funny.

>It starts off with me tied up and him dressed up as a redcoat officer striding back and forth telling me to pay taxes and I could be the American rebel who rebels by fucking him in the arse.

>>8660207

Probably somewhere, i'm the guy from >>8660187 but it's not a fetish, i also like scottish guys as well as other national groups

a lot of the guys you describe tend to be totally insufferable, real sense of entitlement and snootiness that only generations of daddy's money uprbingings can create

daft nationality roleplay does exist, i've seen it before

>>8660207
>Revolutionary War
>not American Civil War

>>8660220
Right, I guess I am thinking more of like a character out of a book or tv show I suppose. Not sure if "fetishize" is the right word here either, I suppose you could just say romantically idealize.

It's not the snooty entitled assholes that turn me on, although they can be hot too obviously. I'm more talking about a well-bred and well-mannered English lad, usually with a clean shaven face.

More Eddie Redmayne than Russel Brand, if you will.

>>8660243

it's cool, i'm sure there are lots of grumpy and rude white american guys out there as well

i understand the eddie redmayne thing, someone with his perceived pedigree and class with a decent attitude will be a bit of a unicorn but they do exist

btw, how are the brits seen in america? i only ask bc when I went there people asked about my accent (quite neutral english, nothing super thick) a fair bit, what about british guys is 'fetishised'? that they all have country houses and butlers or that they are all cheeky cockney chappies who love the queen and tea?

>>8660267
>btw, how are the brits seen in america? i only ask bc when I went there people asked about my accent (quite neutral english, nothing super thick) a fair bit, what about british guys is 'fetishised'? that they all have country houses and butlers or that they are all cheeky cockney chappies who love the queen and tea?

It's a bit hard to pin down. It's not like all Americans have unanimous view of British people, or British men in particular.

Generally many American males grew up on a media diet of many famous British bands and musicians, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Led Zep, Queen, The Police, Radiohead, etc, so most of use who don't have ties or know Brits tend to get a feeling for how they are through music and other media.

Only like 12 year old girls and maybe very uncultured Americans (which let's be fair is a thing) think British guys are all Downton Abbey types with tweed hunting jackets and bear rugs etc.

>>8659905
As a british guy, I've never found americans that attractive. I'm not into fat inbred boys with poor hygiene and a 'being gay is wrong' mindset.
Nor into false-flagging /int/posters.

>>8660296

obvs i didn't expect a blanket view but i wouldn't have thought that bands played as large a part in cultural perception as they might do, my perception of americans comes from film and personal interaction

uncultured brits tend to hate americans, they view them as stupid, fat, arrogant and generally below their 'cultured' island selves, like this daft bastard here >>8660302

>>8659800
>tfw no dumbledore twink to cuddle

>>8660522
The Beatles popularity was literally called the "British Invasion". British influence on rock was actually pretty pivotal.

At any rate though, our media is shared enough that most people have seen modern Britain portrayed in at least something.

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How does this image make you feel?

>>8660911
Nothing. Pre-pubescent faces do nothing for my willy.

>>8660800

i'm surprised that British film and literature aren't of a bigger impact but if it's only jane austen and james bond/costume dramas that make it big over there than I guess it makes sense that radiohead or whatever can show the more 'normal' side of britain to more people

>>8661290
Films do. Literature does but only as required reading

>>8661332

i can't think of many non-romcom films set in modern britain that would really have made it big, can't really have a film about walking around a crumbling ex-industrial town on a friday night, dodging the pissed up fat girls vomiting everywhere, the vaping chavs who want to fight and the shifty immigrants who will stab you for your phone, wallet or just for laughs

>>8661406
Point is just that most Americans know British culture. The internet has only amplified this and I don't think most Americans consider Brits and Aussies much more foreign than they consider Canadians. Aside from linguistic quirks and some small differences the anglosphere has more or less a freely shared culture.

>>8661423

I think the anglosphere is more integrated than a lot of neighbouring countries, despite the distance between them.

I don't know what exactly I would call 'British culture' today, all we've really got is people who come from britain and do something, there isn't really a shared experience or identity over here, bar regional ones that you can only really claim if you are born into it

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FUCK GAY PEOPLE

I'M SO ANGRY

(24/NEET/Filey please respond)

need a big willy up my bottyboo

need a bf lads

Have the same pants

>>8660207
Yeah, i want me a hot redneck cowboy bf but I know realistically actual rednecks would disappoint me, just like id disappoint american boys with my kind of welsh but not really vague accent and the fact that i'm not refined in any way

>>8657447
Sup buddy? :)

>>8660911
I want to punch it

>>8661715
Americans don't give a fuck if you're refined, just that you have an accent.

You should see NYC Grindr. All the Brits use a union jack emoji in their names because they know they'll get a million hits for it.

I personally go weak at the knees for skinny young Irishmen and actually nabbed me one while in NY. It was amazing.

>>8661479

>24
>NEET
>dead end town that can't erode into the sea quickly enough

gud luck pham

>>8661796

this made me lol, never change circuit gays