/brit/

I'm leaving to go on my 30 day trip round europe now
i am not very confident, i feel like i havent done nearly enough organisation for it all

Wish me luck :s

I back into the telephone box

*puts Jerusalem on the /brit/ Sonos*

>>77800431
good luck lad, you'll have fun

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yuzu

DEANO

DEANO

DEANO

DEANO

>>77800406
Your country is shit. Half those buildings are just surveillance stations.

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Summer

finals
yeah, can't say Im a fan of those

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anime

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post waifus

FIRST FOR TILDE

>>77800431
Where you going lad we could meet up

why did janny delete the other one but not this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8Q5q-1xHBw

>>77800461
what buildings

what the fuck are you even on about

>>77800431
Ash, is that you?

TILDE

>>77800406
still a shithole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R02_1Q8mHeY

bradley james walsh here in my rented palladium in london

>>77800431
FONT

>>77800465
FOUY (fuck off underaged yank)

>>77800431

Eh make shit up as you go along. I was fine and I didn't even buy my train tickets until I was already at the town I was leaving from. (Thankyou based SNCF automated ticket machines).

Only reason I wouldn't go travelling this year is because travelling alone sucks fucking donkey dicks. Wandering around a city as dusk falls watching all the couples and friendship groups laughing and drinking, then working up the courage to go eat alone in some foreign restaurant

>>77800468
dont steal my images please mate

>>77800406
The Panopticon?

>>77800487
are you

dare I say it

slagposting?

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>you arrive in paris 2033

T I L D E
I
L
D
E

>>77800461
baffling yankpost

>>77800487
wouldn't mind kissing her and touching her breasts

don't think I would mind that one bit actually

>>77800489
Is this supposed to be funny

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>friend of mine
>good guy but a cheeky bastard and bit of a waster
>smokes weed and drinks all the time
>literally does this all day on his days off work
>terrible with money
>always asking to borrow from me
>have done it a few times
>always end up waiting longer than what he said to get it back
>stop lending it him
>starts giving me BS stories how he can't afford to eat and he has to go to dentist
>know its really because he wants to get stoned and pissed

He asked me today to borrow him 40 quid (going up every time) and I told him no, then he fucking rings me back a few hours later to ask again the cheeky cunt

Lad is starting to do my nut and I wouldn't fucking mind but he lives with his GF who earns good money and smokes just as much weed as he does

what's a good intro book on buddhism?

>>77800514
you're doing it wrong, it's not that hard to meet people

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>you arrive in turdpebble

>>77800507
uh, sweetie, finals for uni x

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>>77800461
state of this post

>>77800461
I'll be honest Cregg... that isn't a real picture

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>>77800517
It was a good one of my waifu lad

>>77800461
Mate in 2117 USA won't even be a country anymore it will be a series of small nomadic communities forbidden to leave north America and infect others

any tilde man in

>>77800548
just read the textbook the night before. yank uni is so easy you'll smash it
>multiple choice exams
HOWLING

YOU CANNOT BE AGGRO

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>>77800461

>>77800541
hey m8, any chance you could lend us 40 quid?

>>77800562
that's a load of shit

>>77800489
Looks like he could be charlie brookers brother... hmm

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>there are people on /brit/ who think there's only one bradleyposter

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>This is literal IDF plane lmao

Saw two spitfires the other day, pretty gud

Literally what is the benefit to using Waze over Google Maps? Don't see why people rave about it.

>>77800447
>The best thing about /soc/ is when you actually get a moderately attractive girl to post there, then the other posters become starving seagulls pecking each other to get at the crumbs. It's a very entertaining board

And even better, those girls are always damaged goods and fucked in the head.

Imagine being a girl and failing to get attention in real life, failing to get attention on tinder, having to resort to fucking a mongolian wool tapestry board of all places to be bombarded with thirsty NEETs.

I was close friends with a girl who attention whored on the internet. She was batshit insane. I no longer talk to her cos she kept sending me anti-Trump CNN articles and getting hysterical every day since election day.

>>77800605
no it's not

anime

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CACKLING at this /lgbt/ banner tbqhwyl

>>77800611
>Saw two spitfires the other day, pretty gud
yeah I watched Dunkino too mate

>>77800595
BASKET CASE

>>77800605
I live in London and I mean just off from central too none of the Greater London bullshit, complained about my tooth aching, got an appointment for the next day
lols free too because studentlife

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got home from work and caught the missus watching pointless earlier
needless to say her jaw is in orbit now

>>77800489
>walking around Thorpe Park on your tod

yeah he's made Bradley look a right mug

>>>/pol/135659109

/pol/ is at it again lads

The Chase has been airing since I was 10, and still in primary school.
Bit mad that, innit?

I remember that the very first trailers for it made it look like a show about ACTUAL chasing.

>>77800627
is google broken?

>>77800572
ok. i forgive you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07JAryA6ZJA

>Bradley is also a singer

>>77800543
depends on what you want out of buddhism. there are many different schools. i read Zen Mind, Beginner's Mind: Informal Talks on Zen Meditation and Practice

>>77800611
Just taken off from RAF Nosenfield

>>77800638
no in real life m8

well one of them was a seafire

/britfeel/ is talking about us

>>77800545

I met some people in a Paris hostel.

That trip though I was in a different city each day, and I wasn't exactly in big cities staying at party hostels. I was at smaller hostels full of cunts who were all travelling to "find themselves" and were getting to bed at 11pm, leaving at 6am so I never met anyone.

>>77800489
why does he look like he has a small brain

>>77800514
>Wandering around a city as dusk falls watching all the couples and friendship groups laughing and drinking, then working up the courage to go eat alone in some foreign restaurant
Yeah this is probably the worst part of traveling alone, was walking around Florence for hours trying to find a place to eat cause of this. In the end just got a Baguette

>>77800583
pot calling the kettle black here

>>77800676
his vibrato is as good as tim

>>77800675
<3

>>77800699
it doesnt matter

>>77800719
almost

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Got the 'c lads

>>77800703
agreed, they sound like a bunch of cunts desu

>be british
>have cancer
>be put on 3.5 year waiting list for chemotherapy
ah yes, the government

>>77800699
>/britfeel/ is talking about us

Who cares they're fucking neet losers anyway

>>77800747
giz some lad

when you have sex how many condoms do you normally end up using?

What can I buy to give meaning to my life?

>>77800666
creasing

Saw a white light going at an incredible speed the other night and don't know what it was. I've looked at satellites and the space station (although I don't believe they exist) and they don't explain what I saw. Not saying it was an alien craft but I reckon it might have been.

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miss coming home from school every night and playing world at war with my m8s

had to mattock and shovel through solid clay for most of the day at work today, not used to it so my fingers are fucked
gonna be a fun week

>>77800747
this the so called scran?

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>Who cares they're fucking neet losers anyway

>>77800683
just want to know what it is

might just get one of those oxford introductions

this thread is too fast. how can you even have conversations here?

>>77800771

3

Can never be too safe with these slags and their highly evolved advanced STDs these days

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>>77800747
Phwoar nice

>>77800771
none

>>77800776
drugs

>>77800666
not ounce of proof in there, no livestream of the screen
/pol/ are fucking gullible mongs

>>77800771
unironically usually go through 6-8 each time
but i think thats abnormal so i dont tell any of my mates

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>>77800789
What's your job?

>>77800792
i love my fat gf with purple lipstick. lol

having a chucle at the /r9k/ runt spamming his limp little gimmick in a real thread for the first time and getting completely ignored

>>77800798
sorry didn't catch that

>>77800785

Reckon you're full of shit lad.

When I was 17 my chavvy ex gf and her entire family freaked out at the "UFOs" out the window.
>"This is the 3rd time this week! They're real see dad!"

I went to look out the window to see what they were freaking over

They were Chinese lanterns

Fucking Chinese lanterns. Drifting lazily by.

One was even so close you could see the flame burning.

*sails my 10,000 tonne destroyer through your illegally claimed sea*

haha whoops

>>77800831
how?

usually mine dries out and becomes uncomfortable after a while so i'll need a fresh one

also sometimes they snap

>>77800789
get a mini digger m8

>>77800831
are you pulling out to change overheated rubbers or something?

W A H E Y
its all kicking off!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40784516

>>77800798
its a different kind of culture
you dont have conversations, you exchange nonsequiters and oneliners

's good tho, once you get used to it - kind of unique

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the gf

got a big hard gimmick

>>77800795
probs best just reading that then. it should explain the different schools and have further readings for you to look into

>>77800846
which one lad

>>77800798
it's easier when we don't have /britfeel/ shitting up the thread too
also if you filter yanks it gets rid of a lot of the shite

>>77800861
*constructs an island and fortifies it*

nothing personnel

>>77800798

Just shitpost really fast, throw everything at the wall, and see what sticks.

I live on (Yous) desu

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>when you have sex how many condoms do you normally end up using?

>>77800887
thanks pal

>>77800798
greetings

>>77800875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBErk_QqRMo

>>77800856
Not even joking, it was going stupidly fast, never seen anything like it.

>>77800865
>>77800874

I think i just like variety too much
Like, say im fucking them for a bit and I decide I want a bit of oral, i'll take off the condom and throw it in the bin

then when im done with the blowjob and want to get back to business again, i'll pull a fresh condom out of the packet
that kind of stuff

>>77800798
we don't have conversations, we throw shit at the wall and see what sticks

>>77800899
you must go back to the 'feel/

>>77800787
>no more fun times with a mix of your real mates and online mates
playing zombies
>no more Scandinavian bros who were skilled ass fuck but barely spoke English
The last time I was happy was around 2009

>>77800911
love are jez
can't stand diane abbott
'ple as

>>77800798
it gets better at night time when the normies leave
right now its just secondary school students who think everything they post is funny because its an inside joke

>>77800666
>all telling him to play le ebin redpill xD shit
4chan is dead

>>77800899
none, pull out game on point

>>77800919
ah i see

how long does it take you from start to finish usually?

Going to get exposed for the brainlet runt I am at work this week lads

The charade could only go on for so long

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>it gets better at night time when the normies leave
>right now its just secondary school students who think everything they post is funny because its an inside joke

doing a poo

>>77800666
https://youtu.be/om-zJ_31Geg
they have some good taste

When do the children go back to school
Tired of hearing them

>>77800911
why is this dumb bitch still employed in such a role?

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>you must go back to the 'feel

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>none, pull out game on point

>>77800921
sounds fucking shite. britfeel may be full of bitter neets but at least they talk

>>77800943
you are not even british. why are you here ?

you have euro fags in here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5uH0dXbGpk

How do they fit so many brown people in one car lads?

Do they have magic powers.

>tfw the /britlgbt/ thread we made as a joke has started to attract ACTUAL homos who are now posting in it happily

>>>/lgbt/8657132
>>>/lgbt/8657132
>>>/lgbt/8657132

WHEREVER I GO I MUST ALSO COLONISE

>>77800993
nonce
missing your trips to the playground?

>>77800880
Would happily take advantage of her and get a good sniff of her feet

Ah yes, the summerfags myth.
I thought that died out a decade ago.

>>77800894
*asks you politely to deal with an unruly neighbour*

>>77800988
can't clogg the mogg

>>77801015
must have clowns in the family to teach them that trick

>>77801002
>sounds fucking shite. britfeel may be full of bitter neets but at least they talk
fuck off back there then you little spacker before i turn your jaw into dust

>>77801002
/éire/ is full of weebs so most of us post here
most of the non uk flags are actually brits living abroad, yanks, aussies or irish posters

>>77800962
First time I had sex we went for 3 rounds and it took 4 hours.
Nowadays its usually more like 90 minutes, maybe a bit more.

How long is sex supposed to last?

posted in the old thread lads

>>77801002
>sounds fucking shite. britfeel may be full of bitter neets but at least they talk

I tried joining in with the "conversation" multiple times.

I was always just ignored while everyone complained about some bollocks.

Full of moaning losers

Will be at my desk in 12 hours time

>>77801068
the runt's toil

OH MY DAYS the curry I made is so good lads

is this one tbqh

http://www.foodpleasureandhealth.com/2014/12/bombay-style-chicken-red-split-lentils.html

>>77801061
haha, you're incorrigible

>>77801002
/britfeel/ is unironically a "toxic" environment

flatout isn't healthy to post there mate, you should really try to cut that out

will be tucked up in bed in 12 hours time

>>77801018
it's in your blood lad

>>77801056
for me 1-2 hours

Do you reckon you could beat up and pin sophie turner in a wrestling match? She looks quite tall and athletic

>>77801068
if you go in an hour early you might get a pat on the head from mr. goldstein

>>77801068

Bit shit innit

>>77800835
I'm an archaeologist
normally it's fine but I'm digging the corner of a neolithic boundary ditch, it's on a bend so you can't use a big yellow spade

>>77801092
'sheed

>>77801106
probably not

>>77801092
haven't had a good curry for about a year

really could go for one now

>tfw get paid 38k to mostly listen to music/podcasts and browse reddit

Wish I actually had work to do, is pretty demotivating just sitting there most of the time

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I honestly love work. Feel so grateful when I hear NEETs discussing their runt life and lads with shit jobs talking about how they hate their jobs.

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>First time I had sex we went for 3 rounds and it took 4 hours.
>Nowadays its usually more like 90 minutes, maybe a bit more.
>
>How long is sex supposed to last?

>>77801113
are you an archaeologist?

>>77801113
d-do you have a large bone for me to examine, perchance?
:x

>>77801126
what do you do lad

>>77801123
i get 16k and told off if someone sees me checking out the news

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*lobs one of these directly at your bollocks*

FUCK OFF SHIA

/BRIT/ IS A SUNNI GENERAL

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>>77801147

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>all the things she said
>all the things she said
>Running through my head
>Running through my head
>Running through my head

hello I came here from /brit/lgbt/

>>77801052
t. fat mong keyboard warrior

>>77801063
yeah, they can be a bunch of pricks but its pretty funny. if i wanted to just read a bunch of one liners and not talk to people i would read a book

>>77801096
yeah as if /brit/ is any better

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My housemate watches The Young Turks, I can hear Ana Kasparin shouting on his monitor right now.

He's 40 years old and watches content you're meant to be finished with by 19 if you aren't a brainlet retard.


I need to move out.

>>77801123
any spare jobs going at your work

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>interview tomorrow

tried a cigarette a few times off friends, nothing fucking happened, not even the slightest of buzzes

do not understand the appeal at all

>>77801198
good luck lad

>>77801157
what's even the point anymore? that entire city is clearly fucked already

Business idea:/britv/

>>77801123
Which subreddits and other sites do you browse? Chins is banned at my workplace and get pretty bored of 'dit after an hour

>>77801191
BLACKED

did the anime wank

>>77801180
delete this image right now you stupid cunt

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>>77801123
>tfw phones are banned from my main work area

/britfeel/ is kuffar innit

>>77801180
do believe I have seen this post before

>>77801214
what city?

>>77801185
They just finished hiring a bunch of grads from Warwick/Durham-tier places, so no don't think so.

>>77801176
what the fuck kind of books are you reading that are just a collection of oneliners?

Topsy And Tim Go To The Zoo?

>>77801173
opinions on pints?

Literally don't want to give my progeny inheritance as such.

The will i write will be such that they can only use my inheritance money for a list of pre-approved expenditures such as university fees, other lessons or training, for buying things like musical instruments, stuff for making art, books, weightlifting or exercise equipment and so on.

certainly not working my arse off so Junior can blow it all on Coke.

Pretending to watch the young turks on full volume to annoy my flatmate

>>77801176
one swift punch from my fists would literally have you eating pavement in under a second if you so much as came near me you fucking binbag

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got some alternative union jack animes

>>77801260
>opinions on pints?
hate em

>>77801244
Take a bath you stinking paki

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>>77801213
thanks

>>77801215
create it

>>77801180
would have thought you'd have got the message that nobody gives a shit by now

>>77769540
>>77767474
>>77767119
>>77766815
>>77766236
>>77765154
>>77761648

>>77801270
what do those squiggles in the back mean

reached the end of a duolingo tree for a language.
tried reading a newspaper and only could understand about half of the words and sentences.

also had no idea how to form sentences and just seemed baffled by the rules of the language.

now i'm reading a book on the actual grammar of the language and suddenly its becoming alot clearer to me

/blog.

>>77801292
that's clearly a spam bot you fuckwit

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>>77801270

>>77801253
wherever the fuck that is, Mosul, Homs, Aleppo?

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>>77801270

Hope this britfeel invasion works out better than the /sp/ one, still haven't recovered from that one.

77801284
shh no one tell him

>>77801306
pretty sure its daraya mate
sure as shit isn't homs or mosul lol

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alri lads

/brit/ comes from /sp/

I get paid 22k and spend about 2 hours a day doing actual work and the rest of it chatting with my workmates (we're all good mates outside of work and regularly go out together), listening to music in the Sonos, drinking coffee, playing games and browsing /brit/

When my manager was off last week I even brought in my PS4 and we played FIFA all week

filtered

>>77801292
Why

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RIGHT

which board should we colonise next?
/brit/lgbt/ seems to be chugging along happily, so whats the next step?

I swear every Jewish person in Britain is either famous or at the very least has a famous cousin/uncle

There's like 150k of them in the UK but so many are rich and famous. When you take out the orthodox ones that keep themselves to themselves the percentage gets even higher

Really beyond reason

>>77801284
just bathed in the blood of the lee rigby

>>77801222
>fitness
>financialindependence
>beer
>consulting
>finance
>cryptocurrency
>London

Read a lot of ft articles too, and sometimes browse /biz/ hehe

>>77801239
just do it on the computer myself ;^)

Maybe it will all catch up with me one day

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/simpsons-world-website-to-let-you-watch-all-522-episodes-of-cartoon-online-on-demand-9620337.html

jealous as fuck of yanks right now

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>>77801299
japanese for fish and chips

bizarre amount of reposts tonight lads

>>77801326
whatever, doesn't make much difference at this point haha

>>77801342
/brit/ was a backwards shithole before /sp/ colonised it and brought things like gimmicks and banter

>>77801267
ya ma has got a bucket fanny ya fanny fart. you could not throw a punch to save your fifa winning streak

>>77801348
/tv/ or /his/

>>77801348
/tv/ is ripe for the picking. Make it and I'll post

/sp/ immigrants think they invented /brit/ like how yanks think they invented pizza

>>77801348
/tv/

>>77801344
sounds a lot like my job

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Ugly girls I've not bothered replying to apart from Laura who I told that I want Rees-Mogg to he PM and she hasn't replied

>>77801348
/mu/

>>77801314
/brit/ was founded by spee you fucking mong

>>77801348
/tv/ the aussies fave a pseudo general there so lets have our own

>>77801344
>played Fifa all week
dire

why does elon musk think that just because humans have quickly advanced in simulation technology that other lifeforms have? bit of a bold claim. we dont even know if other life even exists.

unless im understanding simulation theory incorrectly.

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>>77801355

>>77801393
>ewelina
wtf

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>She acts crazy but that's mighty fine
>She craves me, wants to be my only mine
>When she rebels it always ends with her on daddy's knee~

Oh sorry didn't see you there, that's a new one from my smash hit single 'Thrills'.

>>77801366
very idiotic opinion, /sp/ brought nothing except a few cringey Deano types and that complete runt lisicki
>le kickyball
embarrasing

>>77801377
generals aren't allowed on /his/

men having sex with women is highly degrading for any men who respects himself and values himself a tiny bit
the woman was created as an untermensch and shouldnt treat any affair with common men. men should only have sex between them and reduce women as 2nd class human beings because they are literally ersatz of men and homosexual sex is pure equality

>>77801385
we invented pizza as you know it

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Mr Noseberg emancipated from toil early today lads.

>>77801401
was a good laugh desu. not literally all week but we had a tournament going and we played for an hour or two each day

>0 (ZERO) matches on tinder

One super-like but she wasn't all that. Think I've swiped right on about 30 girls tbqh

>>77801409
>we dont even know if other life even exists.
it's logical to assume that there is

how many people in here are normies and i mean proper normies who only care about football, call of duty, shagging birds and getting pissed on the weekend?

>>77801426
autistic mong

the kids who didn't like footy in school were always the weirdo outcasts

same applies here

>>77801393
fuck off and fuck your shitty chicken too

>>77801409
It might have been humans that created the simulation though

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>Unlike masturbation, having sex causes a significant increase in testosterone levels
>Testosterone has a masculinizing effect on bone structure, most notably in the facial area
>Virgin face is a real thing and the longer one stays a virgin, the more noticeable it is

>>77801426
shut up nerd

>>77801432
case in point

fucking embarrassing sort yourself out

>>77801460
did the man kick the ball with his foot? haha epic :)

>>77801443
right, but we still dont know. assumption isn't evidence.

its logical to assume god doesn't exist but billions still do.

>>77801460
>>77801366
>deano mongs think they're alphas just because they like football

fools!
I AM /BRIT/
GET OUT
NOW!!!!

wearing a condom

>>77801471
>he made the virgin post

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>>>/lgbt/8657499
>calls other people bent
>posts in the bender general

imagine being one of the lucky authors of one of the 10 bot posts
would be an honour

>>77801469
when i had sex it made no difference to my body at all

>>77801481
>its logical to assume god doesn't exist but billions still do.
most people have a sub 1000 IQ

>>77801508
doesn't count if you do it with a man

>>77801460
Tell me about it. Did you kick the ball with your foot? Or did the man?

>>77801498
>the man kicked the ball

>>77801176
>if i wanted to just read a bunch of one liners and not talk to people i would read a book

So why don't you, loser

ENGLAND EXPECTS EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY

>>>/tv/85714537
>>>/tv/85714537
>>>/tv/85714537

C O L O N I S E

>>77801524
I have a sub 1000 IQ

>>77801524
actually pretty sure everyone has a sub 1000 IQ mate haha x

brits are eternally pooperpillaged that they consume yank media and yank products on a daily basis

just heard the man kicked the ball again. mental.

>>77801544
>>77801543
whoops that was a silly typo

>all these autistic mongs who don't like footy

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>>77801544
not me

>>77801536
>loser

worst insult i have ever received off 4chan.

>>77801540
literally threadsplitting

>>77801562
not really, couldn't really give a fuck

sitting here eating pizza and sipping on an IPA beer, both of which as we all know were invented by americans

love yanks

>>77801441
>Think I've swiped right on about 30 girls tbqh
it's a numbers game lad, you need hundreds. swipe more. every time you poo is best.

>>77801585
i will watch it but it has a lot of problems which are only getting exacerbated year on year

>>77800406
woah that last brit muslim raid damaged some of our infrastructure,it's ironic that our country,once a third world shithole would become radical catholic after the pakis uprising.

>>77801544
Not me:^)
*Figures out the higgs boson and Pythagoras*

>>77801540
reported :)

>>77801529
ouu fucking hell, your hard lad. i have shaged a handful of girls

>>77801586
could have made your post a bit better by saying 'i' instead of 'me'.

*spends hundreds on a ticket to go see the men kick the ball in real life*

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>>77801270
got a few meself

>>77801622
>announcing reports
hmmm

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need a shag

>>77801608
yeah, but aside from an ego boost, what's the point if you don't like the look of them?

>>77801633
it's 5 quid to go on dagenham and redbridge

>>77801659
>this is considered attractive in united shitstain

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thoughts?

this might actually be worst than britfeel

>humble atheist bragging
>football posting

its like i am sitting with a bunch of faggots at the local bar

>>77801674
hair not curly enough for you?

>>77801710
>faggots
fuck off yank

>>77801710
so fuck off then

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poosident poolet poofart

>>77801710
>faggots

FOY

>>77801661
there isn't one. but there's hundreds of fit birds on there unless you live in some backwards isolated village

>>77801725
love are sadiq

>>77801725
why are politicians so ugly

>>77801710
fuck off then you autistic gimp

and NEVER come here again or I'll atomise your jaw

>>77801710
>faggots
FOY

>>77801725
>muh slims

someone do a new thread before I start killing at random

>>77801725
>ready to completely fuck up international relations because of muh feelings
what a cunt

>>77801769
perfectly describes drumpf 2bh

>>77801762
Please kill me at random

>>77801679
what was actually meant by this

Thought trains in France were meant to be cheap? Just as bad as it is here, fuck sakes.

>>77801798
*kills someone else at random*

>>77801752
>likes to spend time on a board which consists of people making one liners rather than having conversations

i think you're the autistic one laddy

genuinely would avoid draft if a war were to break out, not dying in some pointless runt war

>>77801769
yeah drumpf never overreacts to perceived slights

>>77801795
>drumpf
opinion discarded

>>77801827
>>77801827
>>77801827

NU

>>77801803
same in germany too, don't know why runts complain about trains here so much

>>77801822
>draft
FOY

>>77801822
this civilisation deserves to die desu

>>77801822
would be the first to join up lad. moment they gave me a gun it'd be straight into the pie hole with a bullet ejecting from the muzzle at 700m/s into my skull, hopefully ricocheting off my skull to completely obliterate any existence of a conscious

>>77801725
but everyone insults muslims