/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

boo thread :)

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bobberinos

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>>8657000

hug me

D R E L L A
R
E
L
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j'Adore

How do you get the courage to live

>>8657007
delete this propaganda immediately

>>8657012
hugggs ya

http://www.strawpoll.me/13585311

>>8657016
i take female hormones

>>8657021
:)

>>8657028
That didn't help

*gives all of you headpats and cuddles*

>>8656988
STOP BEING AUTISTIC

nth for someone pls be my roommate, i need friends to stay with
i'm in utah
saave me

>>8657012
what have you done to deserve love

>>8657039
Shakira is the most autistic trip iirc

>>8657041
became a tripfag

>>8657039
>>8657042
?

>>8657046
Don't listen to these delusional hons

>tfw he's still not answering his phone or responding to texts

:c

end anime forever now immediately permanently

>>8657048
Yeah, Shakira is not autistic.
Just dumb as a bag of hammers.

>>8657044
that gets you lust and unwanted sexual attention, not love

>>8657046
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
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>>8657063
But who would trannies strive to be in that case?

>>8657065
>expecting any form of intellect from a nigger

>>8656943
That is true. She's a turbodyke too, and with no tact whatsoever, but she is also super nice.

Dunno if she ever asked my sis about whoring, though. My family is weird, but at least they are supportive.

>>8656968
N-nothing! They are natural I swear ;-;

>>8657072
themselves

thats the goal at least

>>8657065
Kys

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>>8657073
/pol pls. Let's keep this personal.
Not everything is about race.

>>8657089
but shakira is still dumb as hell and autistic

is it just a coincidence that shes a nigger

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>>8657065
Dumb people are cool, nobody likes nerds like you

>>8657066
i'm not pretty enough for that

>>8657086
I'd much prefer to be my waifu Yurio-chan and iceskate around than be myself.

Why do high-end looking trans women act more like flamboyant gay males than female?

>>8657094
My thoughts exactly.

>>8657088
The truth will set you free tripless anon.

>>8657099
anime is a disease

>>8657102
You're either a chaser or hon.
Take your pick

>>8657103
Pls cure me senpai. 3:

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>>8657086
>themselves
How horrible. Who would want to be a tranny?

>>8657097
just post cute anime images and people with chase you regardless

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>>8657107
You really think there are people who get off on stupidity of others?

>>8657055

ded or ignoring you?

>>8657101
Most ugly huns are transbians

>>8657108
im not a doctor, i cant cure anyone

only you can save yourself from anime

>>8657110
if someone isnt a tranny of course they shouldnt want to be a tranny

but for actual trannies, its healthy to learn to accept themselves and be who they are, not be someone they arent

>>8657116
not sure. he had to take a trip out of nowhere yesterday. we could be hanging out right now if it wasn't for that :/

>>8657133
>its healthy to learn to accept themselves and be who they are
No one wants to be a fuckup.

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kinda weird question, but has anyone here lost like tons of weight and had a bit of excess skin left over?
the guy that i've been all lovey dovey with for awhile went from 320 to 190 and he looks really great but i noticed he has a tiny bit of excess skin
and i literally couldn't care less about it, like idk i really like him and it's just some skin who tf cares, but should i like
avoid touching it or anything? i don't wanna make him uncomfortable or anything
i also don't ever want to bring it up because it's really a non-issue, i just don't want to do the wrong thing

>>8657128
>guy messes with tranny
>gets socked in the face
>'you arent that pretty anyways!!'
theres something special about guys that go after a girl and then call her unattractive

its like a girl going 'wow you lost to a girl' at something

youre just making yourself look bad

>>8657143
and not accepting yourself is a big fuckup on its own

its a lose-lose, why not accept your own negatives?

holy shit cmon i need drugs why did the cops have to kill the major online drug markets aaaaaaa

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This is the ideal MtF body. You may not like it, but this is what peak transfemininity looks like.

>>8657144
wow i actually know this one

yes going from being overweight to not overweight can leave behind loose skin, no it shouldnt hurt or anything if it gets touched. its just the skin being stretched out from having a big ol belly at one point. if hes like vocally self conscious about it obviously probably avoid it.

>tfw want to buy pleated skirt because i think it looks beautiful
i want to stop being agp

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>taking prog for the first time in a while
>day 1: bloated as fuck
>day 2 (today): still bloated, nauseaus, didn't sleep well, incredibly moody.
Fuck my life

>>8657144
Yeah, that sounds super normal.
Some people are self conscious about it, some aren't, just ask.

>>8657156
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>8657150
>its a lose-lose
And there we are at the perfect description of the tranny condition.
I make a rhyme every time.

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>>8657144
Tease him over it and give it gentle lovey bites, and then you can tell how he feels about it by his reaction.

It is the right thing to do, trust me.

>>8657162
They are just so cute, though.

>>8657159

yeah i figured it wouldn't be painful to touch it but i don't know if he's self conscious or not about it
i've noticed he kind of covers his belly with his hand when he's eaten more and he only likes posing in certain ways etc so
i'm just not sure. i think he's beautiful like literally perfect, i just don't want to make him feel weird cause idk if it's something ppl are usually self-conscious about

>>8657165

but i feel like if i ask he might think it's a bad thing?? and it's not at all. like it's not an issue for me in the slightest so i guess it's prob not worth bringing up

>>8657144
I got terrible stretch marks when I lost 100 lbs but no saggy skin. I think that only happens to older people who lose weight.

>>8657165
>incredibly moody
Isn't that normal for you though?

>>8657172

>give it gentle lovey bites,
this was my eventual plan but i was like is that fucked up to do if he doesn't like it ~_~

>>8657179

there's not tons of it or anything like that!

>>8657182
If he doesn't like it, you'll know then.
But even if that is the case, he'll know you don't mind and find it endearing and love it as a part of him, and will compel him to accept that part of himself better, so still net positive with bonus knowledge.
I guess. Dunno.

>>8657181
Shut up, I'm not this moody 24/7, and if you claim I am again, I'll break your fucking kneecaps.

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Wait is transbian a word for trans girls who like other girls, like a combination of lesbian and trans, or is it a set of transgender women who date other transgender women

>>8657190
>guten morgen
i'm not morgan

Does anyone know how to hide facial hair shadow? idk enough about makeup to figure it out myself (or if there's some other way that's good too)

>>8657190

Isn't it at least 8pm in the Merkelreich?

>>8657200
The second. I don't believe in blanchard shit but exclusive transbians are basically agp

>>8657206
8:28

>>8657200
>>8657207
Wait I always thought it was the first

>>8657200

We can't help you on your homework every time you decide to stay up late and play computer games, do your own revision.

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>>8657205
why don't you prove your name is really sophie, for all we know it could be denise or ruka

Would it be autistic to dress as a legionary while playing Atilla TW?

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>have to pick health insurance plan for MediCal
>too nervous to call LGBT center and ask them which would be best if I just needed an hrt prescription and an occasional blood test

>>8657202
Splash of opposite color (beard shadow is normally blue, use orange in such case), blend it in, then throw concealer over it.
If it is soft enough only concealer may do it.

Never tried it, though, so can't give practical tips or comfirm effectiveness.

>>8657210
watcha drinking sophia

>>8657216
IKTF I was too ashamed to go to the gender clinic for like an entire year.

>>8657219
Something orange + concealer? That sounds okay. I mean, it's mostly gray, but I guess blue is closer to gray than orange is

>>8657208
>>8657210

I mean, you're so drink you think it's "morgen", but maybe i'm mistaken, as the only German I really know is the stuff Nazis shout in videogames

>>8657211
trans women who like women are just lesbians

>>8657225
niceu

i gotta go to the ghetto soon and buy some shitty east coast weed from basketball americans

otherwise i have to suffer sober

>>8657225
>tequila flavoured beer
is it desperados

are you drinking meme beer

>tfw qhi carries modafinil now

>>8657227
Yeah I always until like last night thought that too. I was talking to 2 hot bisexual chicks and didn't at all know how to flirt with either of them and one asked if I was a lesbian and I said "sorta" and then almost said transbian to be cute but then I didn't because I was like wait but I don't like other trans girls....

h-how do I get into p-putting stuff in my b-butt

>>8657238
I wish I knew this too. I hear you just get guys to put their stuff in the butt until it doesn't hurt anymore but I never get to that point.

>>8657239
i only speak american

>>8657215
I wore riot helmet + gasmask while playing New Vegas, once.
But yes, it would.

>>8657224
Just go to the opposite color of whatever is your tone. Color-words confuse me because english is not my first language and color/tone/hue are confusing.
But, like, get color. Open color wheel. Get color directly across from it. When combined they should neutralize each other, so apply to area and blend. Then the concealer evens it out and harmonizes with skin.
In theory, at least. There's some youtube tutorials, lool it up! Bonus points if crossplay ones.

>>8657239
>moinses
who the fuck says "moinses", german smeagol?

>>8657191

i hope ur right ;_;

>>8657252
i took four years of latin in high school

im rusty at it tho

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>>8657214
>ruka
can't be, that's tetra

>>8657252
some schools do latin here, but no one remembers anything from it except CAECILIUS EST PATER and GRUMIO EST COQUUS

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DC arriving in t-minus 1 hour

>>8657263
i think the phrase i remember the most is arma virumque cano

cus my latin teacher made a big deal about it when we were translating the aeneid and it stuck with me for whatever reason

>>8657244
Okay, one last thing, what type of makeup should I be color matching with? Like once I pick out the color do I get a foundation in that color or...?

>>8657238
>clean
>Clean.
>CLEAN
>get something dick shaped
>put condom over it if you want to be really hygienic
>lube
>LOTS of lube
>stick it in

Now, just putting it in does nothing. There is a right mood/feel to get (eg. I like it fast and rough and toying around not like that isn't quite so fun, and music really helps too), and, most importantly, the right spot to hit.
Once you find the spot, start hitting it, it'll start feeling good then better then really incredibly awesomely mind blowingly amazingly deliciously the best thing ever.

And if it hurts, take it out, lube it more, put it again. If you start feeling a little pressure buildup, however, DO NOT STOP. Believe me, go on. H-harder.
Pain is bad, pressure is good.

>>8657261
timstamped picture of your passport, ID card, bank card, bus pass and "sophie" written on your feet obviously

>>8657272
Get foundation and, most importantly, concealer, for your skin tone. You might want to get a potent concealer, but both of them are in normal skincolors for your type of skin.
The color correction is normally done with... powders or lipstick? I've seen quite a lot of people using lipstick for it, and it works!
I use pink lipstick for my blush, for example, and it works just fine, just apply in little dots and blend with fingers.

>>8657275
whats the pressure feel like?

>>8657279
it's a risk i'm willing to take

besides, if you didn't want to get doxxed, why did you post that one photo of yourself like a hundred years ago

>>8657133
>if someone isnt a tranny of course they shouldnt want to be a tranny
dis me

nazi punks fug off

>>8657287
Depending on your stage of lewdness and how long you've been on it, it goes from "I want to pee" to "omg everything is feeling hot" to "nyaaa, I'm melting just like in my dirty cambojan cartoon smut".
After being on E for a while I really don't feel the first anymore, so weee.

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>>8657300
you can pretend like the right doesn't want your trans blood in the street as much as mine but they do.

>>8657286
I'm gonna start with just concealer and see if that's good enough, then upgrade as needed. Thanks for all the help

>>8657297
its funny because sophie is 10x prettier than any tumblrite liberal could ever imagine being

>>8657312
love it when people use liberal as the descriptor for the left, really drives home that you all have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

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>>8657311
lie down and die then bud. have fun giving in to the hatred that have forced us to hate and kill ourselves for millenia.
traitor

>>8657300
>its nice now tho, people dont know what I look like anymore, and I can just sit here and silently judge everyone else
franzi does though

i'm playing the long con with her in order to get intel on you, like what your favourite kinder product is, or whether you prefer stahlhelms or pickelhaubes

>>8657307
You're welcome~
Hope it all goes well and keep being the qt you are.

>>8657316
i dont discern rats from roaches

all the same to me :)

bunch of ugly autists

>>8657318
Lmao

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>>8657304

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I didnt need my gag reflex anyway, right?!

>>8657304
sounds fun

>>8657333
i dont get why you would even give a bunch of sheltered children with romanticized ideologies the time of day to separate their minor political differences from each other

its kinda like 'well this piece of shit is slightly lighter than the other!'

i dont think it has to do with being american

>>8657304
>>8657275
it sounds nice but I think I rather my gf take my v then a piece of silicone :(

>tfw /pol/ friend says something i told him sounds adorable
what the fuck why how

in usa, how to neet bux if I'm literally so much of a anxious wreck that I can't take care of myself

>>8657350
well, what did you say to him?

>>8657339
It iiiiiiiiis

>>8657345
Being actually fucked feels quite different and way more intense/better. A-at least with meattu dikku.
It is similar to how "go fuck yourself" is of less intensity than "I'll fuck you up", I guess?

But part of it is knowing how to angle yourself so that it hits the right spot, and that recquires you knowing where it is and how it feels.

Play around a bit to find it out and know your body and all that stuff. Even if without toys.
Actually having sex will feel a lot different and more special anyway, can't hurt to try and make it better.

Question: When you get fucked in the ass and start to build up a prostate orgasm, does it feel like you have to pee?

I was getting fucked last night and I kept having him stop cause it felt like I needed to pee. It kinda killed the vibe.

I was just so afraid of peeing

>>8657357
that being slow is no fun at all

>>8657368
yes

>>8657368
it kinda does, yeah, at least for me

if you pee beforehand there shouldnt be anything to worry about

if it really makes you nervous lay down a couple towels next time or something idk

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>>8657372
a sentiment i can empathise with

perhaps he finds your ditziness cute

>>8657368
Yes. Do not fucking stop it, damn it, ask for it harder and move your hips backwards in rythm until you can hear thump thump thump and then keep going until you can't hear it anymore because you're moaning so loud and drooling and over the sheets while sweet stick lovey fluid drips nonstop in doujin-tier joy.

But no, really, that is the threshold between "it feels nice" to "pls fuck me harder senpai I need your dick so bad". But do pee beforehand. Some people do actually pee. But, peeing or not peeing, that is cummies wanting to come out, so do go on.

>>8657381
haha oh my god this pepe
ahahahahha

ShemaleYum is basically where mtfg trips go to become women

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>>8657381
>perhaps he finds your ditziness cute

that could indeed be the case..
in any case i thanked him and we thankfully moved onto the next subject

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Am I invading your space if I'm a boy rn

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>>8657398
NOT PEPE

>>8657403
sounds like there could be something in that anon, perhaps you could make him fall in love with you and show him the error of his /pol/ ways

>>8657402
>doing porn
>ever
no ill make my money normal ways thanks

>>8657416
No its okay im a boy too.

>>8657433
>tfw gay no matter what my current gender is

im a grooby girl

>>8657387
I've never had sex before and it scares me

I think I just had the best weekend of my life so far desu

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>>8657435
as long as there is /pol/, we won't be able to live in peace and harmony with each other

i wanna do porn then send it to my highschool teachers

>>8657464
How come? Glad to hear it tho.

>>8657468
Smart.

>>8657473
Sounds psychopathic and counter productive.

>>8657464
oh boy i better tell 4chan!

>>8657459
It is super scary at first. But just prepare yourself well and know your own body and you'll grabbing a pillow to drown out your moans in no time.

>>8657464
How was it?

>>8657468
I wondered when I'd use math outside of your class, But I use it all the time

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pE4LVSESyXc

>>8657473
>The purpose of life is to conquer pillage and plunder the weak
unfortunately, i don't live in the 8th century AD, and neither does mama merkel who i'm telling about your behaviour

i would plunder you if i had the chance, but in a nice way, not a mean way

>>8657502
i completely agree with your last sentence

>>8657506
your fetish sounds like it needs safewords

>>8657497
Not even remotely funny, but yeah thanks.

>>8657488
pretty good

>>8657477
check my personal discord server for the whole story, you in it?

>>8657537
Nope, not in it.

>>8657546
Cringe.

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Dear diary: someone called me pretty today

>>8657560

aw shucks phie

>>8657557
Glad to hear it anon.

>>8657515
i completely agree with it too

>>8657546
>why would I need a safeword if I am plundered anon...
what if someone plunders you too hard and you want them to stop, but you're roleplaying as an anglo-saxon nun so they think you're just playing

>>8657552
No I saw you xdd

>>8657565

It's crazy how different people treat me when I put on a dress and a little makeup

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

oops

>>8657578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7CV3jSpsAQ

>>8656988
https://discord.gg/hH7x4ux
MtF discord/ sissies, admirers and dommes welcome too!

>>8657586
you would probably have more luck posting this in /agpgen/

Listening to Grimes is AGP or trutrans?

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>>8657602
audiogynephile

>>8657602

I like Grimes and I'm kinda AGP

>>8657605
only sometimes

well, most of the time

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What makeup is this person wearing? I'd like to be able to get this level of makeup but not much more. I'm wondering what things I need to buy.

>>8657606
>ywn have natural bass capacity, having to rely on dirty boosters
>ywn be that qt decorated internal headphone, you dirty headset with integral mic
>ywn be more than 128kbps and all the .FLACs are laughing at you right now
Being AGP is pain.

>>8657611
Looks like just mascara and a little bit of eyeliner, probably foundation and blush.

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>>8657605
Did you know that Shakira is the greatest general in history?

>>8657622
Aetius didn't do any better.

>>8657611
>>8657613
Blush on the very side of the cheeks, and the way light reflects off certain parts of face makes me think there's some highlighting and countouring going on too.

>>8657608
C-cuz I'm only a man, d-do what I can?
Oh oh oh?

>>8657626
Did you know that some people have red cheeks?

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Watching the Emoji movie is an obligatory thing for trannies to do.

>>8657636
Y-yes, I kinda do have them.
That is blush though. I managed to poke myself in the eye with a pencil some seven times tomorrow morning, so trust me, I'm a specialist.

>>8657638
Is it kino?

>>8657640
>tomorrow morning
I... I think I accidentally hit my brain with the pencil too.

you're all cute on the inside even if you look like men on the out
Ganbatte

>>8657638
Wrong, but okay.

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>>8657640
>I managed to poke myself in the eye with a pencil some seven times tomorrow morning

>>8657646
I'm just that good of an expert.

>>8657640
You can see her skin imperfections and the picture generally shows no evidence of her having foundation on and I don't know anyone who would put on blusher without foundation. Furthermore the redness is on her entire cheek as opposed to just the top of her cheek where you are supposed to put blusher indicating that it's just natural redness.

This is exactly why hons take selfies with the flash on, makes it look like they're wearing makeup.

>>8657641
>>8657645
Absolutely essential kino my friends

is it weird if my parents refuse to give another family members contact number.

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>>8657626
>>8657613
Thank you for the help!

>>8657650
i think in the future, you should avoid poking your eyeballs with a pencil

it's a simple life hack that can help increase the longevity of your vision

>>8657654
Foundation alone wouldn't completely mask imperfections, just even out skin tone.
And isn't western-style blush this downwards-up motion that is a little under? And applying right on the cheeck more of an oriental thing?
My natural redness is pretty high, but I guess that varies a lot, so.

Hers is pretty well dispersed, gradual and, well, she is in full fuck gear. That is a big "I'll put makeup on" moment.

>>8657666
The less I can see, the prettiest I think I am.

>>8657660
is there a fidget spinner in the movie at any point? this is important

>>8657671
>I dont see anything thats like farther than 10 metres away
that's good, i'll just stand more than 10 metres away from you and i'll trick you into thinking i'm cute

>>8657679
>The less I can see, the prettiest I think I am.
put more make up on, that'll do it

>>8657654
>try the flash thing
>look creepy and weird as never before
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

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>>8657692
when you're sleeping

im trying to find a boyfriend but all guys on grindr are gross. there are no non normies on tindr. im too alpha for guys my age and old dudes are too out of touch. will i be single forever :/

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>>8657703
you'll know i've visited in the morning

it'll be like when you wake up and you realise the tooth fairy has left you money underneath your pillow, except i'll leave you a sore butt instead

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>>8657706
I got a man for u right here

>>8657716
are you sure?

>>8657682
I havent watched it (yet) actually

But its essential kino regardless

>>8657706
maryland seems like a hard place for a trans
all the dudes here are southern as fuck

i hope u find ur diamond in the sand beeps

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>>8657723
Yeh.
He's super horny

>>8657711
you get enough fun with your bf anyway

don't be greedy

>>8657755
wow okay, way to rub it in

you're a MEAN drunk, sophie

>>8657735
yeah. the proud uneducated. the only guy ive liked so far wanted me as his secret side chick. being gay is a social death sentence where i am.

>>8657792
>tfw nobody wants me

rec me some good butt toy that doesn't cost a shit load of money

>>8657797
did u shave off all of you hair, your black, and like 250 pounds

>>8657792
yeah i can tell unfortunately
everyone here is super friendly to me because i fit in but people who stand out are waaaay more outcasted than in cali

im just glad you pass well and can come off as a gril outside of grindr
really sucks for your love life tho

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>>8657813
sleep tight but also ily

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>>8657804
Just get a normal dildo.

>>8657819
whats considered a normal dildo

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>>8657824
Do I really need to do everything for you? Search adamandeve, and pick one that doesn't look scary as fuck.

>>8657832
sorry im dumb

>>8657834
All dildos are normal, you don't need one for anal.

If sex-ed were more of a standard I would blame you for it, but youre not stupid if you don't know what you never had an opportunity to learn.

>>8657706

Alpha MTF's should logically be awash in prettyboys what are you talking about.

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Alright so I've got a few things that i'm getting today or tomorrow for the care package for him (some sweets I know he likes, a little touristy keepsake and postcard from here, a cute plush he might like, a little figure/toy from a show we both like). Any other ideas? Of course I'm writing a cute note to put inside with it

>>8657838
>>8657834 #
>All dildos are normal, you don't need one for anal
***you don't need one specifically made for anal. Having a lot of bumps is always nice.

>>8657847
does he live in another country or something?

don't forget to send a picture of you in lacy underwear

>>8657846
well, there arent really a lot of pretty boys around here.

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You're all pretty nice people

>>8657852
he lives in Michigan (upper peninsula area). I'm in southern california
>don't forget to send a picture of you in lacy underwear
no one should have to see that tbqh

>Go on a date with 8/10 fit guy
>He's gentlemanly, dorky, and smart
>Seems like perfect package
>All of the sudden realize I have no physical attraction to him
>Dream about purest form of love later that night
I think I'm finally 100% degenerate now. I used to be 50/50 on guys and girls. I blame autistic cartoons

>>8657869
fag

>hair is dry and frizzy after washing
>try new way to wash
>works
>works too well
>no frizz
>but too heavy, clumpy
>and no more weird poof
>realize I liked weird poof
>matched with the hueg bags under eyes
>don't know how to deal with it now
>need to go to work
>oh no, I look like a hippie
>oh no, I look like a hipster jock
>call in sick
Hmm.

>>8657869
I'm pretty sure autistic cartoons made me gay first, then straight.

>>8657857
N-no, you!

>>8657865
Who are you giving a care package to and why?
>>8657869
I've never had any emotional attraction to men, purely sexual. And why ar you dating dorks my girl?

>>8657893
No you

>>8657892
I guess so
>>8657893
They made me straight, then bi, now gay. I just want the ride to end desu.
>>8657894
Because dorks are more likely to do comfy introvert stuff like play videogames, watch documentaries, cuddle, and have nihilistic conversations.

>>8657808
>did u shave off all of you hair
yes
>your black
yes
>and like 250 pounds
220

$_$

Life just got better

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>>8657894
>Who are you giving a care package to
bf
>and why?
We both wanted to send each other little keepsakes and stuff to remind us of each other

>>8657917
I'm so sorry hun. I'm enormous at 210

>tfw have XXY syndrome
Did I even have a chance?

>>8657942
sounds cute

>>8657950
Ok, doughball

>>8657908
Can confirm, dorks are the best and the cutest.

>>8657942
This too, is the cutest.

>>8657942
Wow when did this happen? Congrats!
>>8657950
Strangely I don't look fat at all
>>8657951
That's a good thing. I think I'm XXY too, as I just said to Claire I've always put weight on my hips making me not look fat because my face stays thin.

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>>8657869
your problem is you arent consuming the right kind of autistic cartoons

>>8657951
>everyone who passes is intersex
>hrt doesnt work on XY

>>8657964
>XXY
no sympathy

>>8657964
>I think I am XXY
>I think
I don't have a 'really?' pepe so pretend one is attached to this post

When I go to the beach in my bikini after SRS I'm gonna play this on my headphones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4H2VkLXu9w
I hope I don't get sand in my neovag though

>>8657972
>TFW ∆xylmnop

watching the dunkirk movie made me sad

>>8657966
Teach me, fampai. I miss relationship ez-mode.

>>8657977
Why the sarcasm?

>>8657985
Don't compare yourself to me

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>>8657984

>>8657984
>inb4 drown yourself in shounen ai
It works.

>>8657991
You're not special.

>>8658000
I'm special

>>8657958
Its more muscle bulk which is even worse. I hate my deltoids and overdeveloped back muscles, at least my huge calves, glutes, and quads can still be nice in a thicc way but my back and shoulders make me dysphoric af

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>>8657984
imagine hugging cute boys

>>8658010
this gif makes me very sad

>>8658009
Garbage boy muscle.
Sounds like a shitty way to weigh 210.
Gotta get catabolic, yo.
Maybe you'll even out around 170.

>>8657995
I do have Tangled on DVD somewhere. I'm gonna watch that for like the 100th time tonight.
>>8657998
But how will boy's love make me want to be with one? I don't care how feminine the benis is.
>>8658010
...Ok, I kinda see what you mean

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>>8658025
>...Ok, I kinda see what you mean
dont confuse your lack of attraction to someone as your lack of attraction to their gender

It's August
Will this be my last month of boymode?
Place your bets.

>>8658039
no
you are too much of a coward to ever progress in any way

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>>8658010
this fucking gif jfc

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>>8657953
>>8657959
th-thanks. he's a cute dork
>>8657964
thanks! It just sorta happened in the past month, we had been talking for a few months before it happened and I slowly developed a crush on him then just told him one day. He said the same thing happened with him towards me over those months
Hopefully I get this job I interviewed for so I can plan a trip up to see him

>>8658043
>decide not to be a hon in public
>"c-coward!"

>>8658000
>have a chromosomal disorder that has a 0,002% or 0,001% chance of happening
>teehee I think I have that too with my hon body

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>>8658021

>>8658052
>45" booty
>hon body
okay

>>8658058
what's your BWH

>>8658058
I weigh 90 pounds less than you and have a 39" butt

You arent intersex

>>8658056
Daddy!
>>8658071
Ngl, Shakira's face isn't at the 2-2.5 year final plunge into passing town yet, but you can stack dinner plates on dat ass

>>8658036
I'll try. I still don't know if that's right or not.

>>8658079
My ass would be that big too if i was 90 pounds heavier

Not a reason to believe youre intersex tho

>>8658071
>>8658097
When I was 150 lbs the smallest mens jeans I could fit were 36". Keep on hating I guess.

>>8658097
I'm only speaking on behalf of Shakira's bootilicious backside.
Idk about the whole intersex thing.
I'm 210 & have well enough feminine curves without being intersex.
Idk.

>>8658103
At this point yure a genderless blob

trannies are gay

>>8658102
Im not denying that you have a fat ass im denying that youre intersex

>>8658109
Ive touched a vagina once but thats as gay as ill go

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>>8658110
>>8658110
You will NEVER have two X chromosomes. Stay mad hon.

>>8658116
You're a terrible person

>>8658116
blacks should cease to exist.

>>8658123
>>8658119
>>8658116
>>8658109
>>8658110
stop fighting, you're tearing our family apart

>>8658116
Why do i need a second x chromosome? I already pass

>need to reschedule laser a few days before next appointment because of unanticipated work schedule changes, will probably be a month or two before next available appointment time
I want this facial hair gone already...

>>8658128
I didn't ask to be born into this family!

>>8658102
You know jeans use the waist as a measurement and not hips right? a 36" waist at that weight is hon fridgebod territory.

>>8658108
? Who?
You've clearly never seen me

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One of out of three isn't bad, right?
I...I can totally call the mental wellness center tomorrow.

>>8658128
shakira fights with everyone. its the engraved caveman instincts.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA

>>8658147
I assume it's too late to call tonight, but do do it tomorrow if you're avoiding it for some reason but need to do it. Not sure about the situation but don't avoid it.

>>8658143
You wear mens jeans on the hips. Look this argument is dumb, fat booty - definetly, intersex - maybe, passing - no. And that's what matters so idk why you're getting salty. I'm a literal bald man.

>>8658137
I just ended my vacation farmtime early to not miss on laser last week.
This is important stuff, can't you call in sick or pull some strings or beg for favors?

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lol my friend dragged me to hot topic today
I feel like the biggest weeb
pic related

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>>8658172
The colours clash

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>>8658172
I wanted to buy a weeb Miku shirt the last time I was in hot topic but they didnt have it even though there was a display one.
Hot Topic always has nerdy shit I want to buy but never do.

>>8658167
Unfortunately no, it's sort of a "show up on time on this schedule or you're out of the grad program" kind of thing, I'm on thin ice as it is and really need to be serious about my work. Laser is important but this time I think I really do need to reschedule, hopefully I can get something soon-ish off the wait list.

>>8658179
fug u I like it

>>8658183
i would buy more shit from them if they werent expensive af

>>8658183
>weeb movies
>weeb games
>weeb music
>weeb fashion
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE OF CHEESY JAPANESE IMPORTS YOU KNOW.

>>8658195
lol buying one anime shirt doesnt make you a huge weeb

>>8658195
anime is the only way

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>>8658157

It's stupid. It's not like my driving test where I can say "Well, do I have enough practice?" I'm just terrified and yet I look at this:
>I personally go to them for LGBT issues. They are very open and friendly and will help you deal with accepting and loving yourself.
And I'm like, that sounds a little like exactly what i need.

>>8658172

Okay listen, Kiki's Delivery Service isn't weeb, it's pure. I need to go to hot topic

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>>8658194
Yeah thats mostly why I never buy anything. Usually Black Friday is when I do buy things because they do some pretty decent sales there.

>>8658195
Arent you someone who never leaves the house and shitposts on an anime image board all day?

new gender who dis

>>8658209
Make the call tomorrow morning; you'll be scared but it will feel better once you start talking.

>>8658188
Welp, that is bad. Don't forget to cry and/or bother the laser people a lot so you can so it sooner, and good luck with both laser and work desu

>>8658195
THE WORLD OUTSIDE IS BORING AND WITHOUT KAWAII MINISKIRTS AND THIGH HIGHS AND HOODIES WITH CUTE WEEBSHIT, OKAY?

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YOU HAVE ANIME ON YOUR FUCKING WALLS. YOUR FOOD IS PROBABLY SHAPED LIKE FUCKING ANIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8658232
>she doesn't eat miku shaped chicken nuggies

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>>8658232

I'll be anime one day, Shakira-san!

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Anime is the way and its here to stay ok!

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>>8658209
you're right, kiki's is the best

>>8658243
yes

>>8658232
go to bed honey

i want be girl

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>>8658250

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD1yAEWpzeQ

Probably my favorite Ghibli Film, even if Spirited Away was my first.

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>>8658253
Same.

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hi guys im here and im also the single best general of all time
>>8658253
same

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>>8658253
be girl lol

https://www.alldaychemist.com/

>>8658257
I still need to finish spirited away

trying to work my way through Miyazaki after growing up in a household where pokey-mans (anime) was strictly forbidden lol

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>>8658232
name any food and there's an anime that contains it or is shaped like it

even burgers are shaped like anime blu-rays

there is no escape

>>8658285

https://twitter.com/Nanakokko0217/status/714316692789207045/video/1

Don't ask questions. Just unmute.

okay apparently i need to take my dogs out fuck
its exercise but i also really don't feel like it
blehhhh

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Did anyone else just get gobsmacked by this scene, though?

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I-I might need to change the tripcode I never use

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>>8658286

>>8658287
<3
>>8658303
yes
and then she stopped being able to talk to jiji
;~;

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im glad that we can't have children because we're saving the world https://youtu.be/ahVfkwxy6aw

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>>8658314

Sometimes you have to put away the cat to become a better witch...if that makes sense. For me, growing up, I always thought I'd get over wanting to be a girl. Pretty funny huh?

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I have been a tremendous bitch all week cuz I'm stressed about coming out, I broke my foot, and my new car got stolen and my gf is struggling with bipolar and anxiety disorders, what's a few good gifts and gestures I could do to try and lift her spirits?

>>8658263
then be a girl Amy

>>8658311
>tfw no 2ft wide burger

>>8658326
you're progressively learning how to use more angled pictures, turning into a fine young tranny like the rest here

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>>8658332
And yet I look girly face on

When I don't have stubble or its low light people don't clock me until I raise my voice