/gaygen/ - Buddy Cole Edition

>>8653233
>inb4 I get blamed for making this edition when I dont even know who the fuck buddy Cole is.

>>8653251
>worrying about blame when you're anonymous

stop samefagging OP

>>8653257

I didn't make this edition just pointing out that the discord users like to blame me but here is the link from the old thread.

https://discord.gg/3NrSCsk

Who else /has no friends in real life or the internet/ ?

How do normies manage to make friends ? Especially as an adult

>>8653324
Feigning interest. Being extremely fake to make the other happy.

It's disgusting tbqh.

>>8653390
Or just not be a judgemental dick

>>8653324
The handful of friendships I've made as an adult are all results of dating/hookups (mostly with other guys). I don't feel it's weird, but I guess it's a bit unusual that I've had carnal knowledge of all of them. For straights even this is not always an option.

Other than that, a couple of childhood-/high school era friendships. The good thing about these is that you can resuscitate a friendship even after not seeing for 10 years, and it feels like you've picked where you left off. Luckily no carnal knowledge here, that /would/ somehow be weird.

>>8653429
then you already failed

>>8653324
People usually eat, and if you work, your co-workers eat at the same place because it's close to work and/or it's the only thing they can afford with the wage you have. Eat with them and someone will break the awkward silence. If they eat at different places, join the bunch who drinks after friday night.

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>>8653233
>Buddy Cole Edition
>no buddy cole posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqQCyAQBgXY

>see qt guy on okcupid
>click on his profile
>he's a jew

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8653786
there's literally nothing wrong with that unless he's also a vegan sjew

>>8653797
>nothing wrong with that

lol

also i'm not bringing a jew home to my family after all those drunk anti-semitic rants

>>8653797
>nothing wrong
what is circumcision?

Hetero genocide when?

>>8653840
>he doesn't love heteros

>>8653811
>after all those drunk anti-semitic rants
Everyone knows jews are the most anti-semitic, keep the fuck up

>>8653838
>jews
>being cut
I don't think so!!!!!!! That's for you goys

>>8653840
They're on they're way out by themselves. I once jokingly called a straight guy "honey" at a party and he avoided me since

>>8653876
hets get so damn triggered over 'honey' 'sweetie' 'hun' 'babe' it's hysterical

like what kind of motherly abuse did you suffer to get triggered over that

>>8653881
>like what kind of motherly abuse did you suffer to get triggered over that
Guessing absent father and coddling mother.

>>8653786
So? It's not like you're going to have kids, or if you do, convince him to use your sperm.

If you play your cards right you can probably get him into some kind Nazi bedroom role-playing.

>>8653840
soon brother...

>>8653869
>he loves heteros

>>8653874
>I don't think so!!!!!!! That's for you goys
u wot m8?

>>8654143

but Im a bottom the idea of getting fucked by a jew is gross

>>8654146
stop

>>8654151
>Im a bottom
worthless

>>8654151
Ew. Agreed. At least if you were a top you could punish him with your dick.

Here's a jew, so you can't even pretend to like him to get a free meal out of it.

>>8653874
>>jews
>>being cut
>I don't think so!!!!!!! That's for you goys
what

>>8653840
When the 4 elemental crystals are ours.

>>8654270
>only control fire crystal now
>earth crystal is controlled by the handicapped
>however the all the handicapapable pride at the helm of the heteros makes it hard to even get our second

Feels bad man

>>8654270
>>8654313
>forgets about the dark crystals that lead to the moon

>>8653324
I-I can be your clingy internet friend :3

>>8654323
>Associating with subterranean ftms

>>8654323
We don't need these until the great spirit Mata Nui has awakened.

>>8653840

What do you do to be less of a gentrifier gaygen ?

https://aprilhathcock.wordpress.com/2017/05/29/how-to-be-less-of-a-gentrifier/

>>8653324
>How do normies manage to make friends ? Especially as an adult
They don't. They're acquaintances or coworkers. Even less so since they tend to not care about them, just enjoy being in their vicinity when they feel lonely.
Adults who have good friends past ~26 tend to be childhood friends who grew up together.

where's that image of 6 graphs that shows everyone over 25 is basically lonely outside of their partner

>>8654314
>I almost decided to get myself cut when I was 19.
Why?

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>>8654376
>Bionicle reference

>>8654454
I want to fondle Dr. Light's beard

>>8654381
>Latinx
>5. Don't call the cops
I legit laughed out loud at that one.

Gentrification is a dumb problem to be honest.
>Shitty neighborhood is now less shitty
>White people are the devil!

>>8654381
This whole article sounds like
>aren't minority's just adorable, aww look at them doing grown up people things like running coffee shops and laundromats
Why do the people that write this stuff always have to be so condescending

>>8654618
that's the default tone for white millennials

Oh, are we posting classic Kids in the Hall sketches?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxMrWSTlvgg

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>cook all my own meals from scratch
>cooked awesome ribs earlier this week
>today made bbq pizza with rib meat

omg.. omg... ommggg..

>>8654738
Now your just need a bf to cock for.

>>8654923
I had one of those.. I'd prefer a bf to do the dishes.

>>8654732

there's laughing so I guess this is supposed to be funny

>>8654738
b l a n d
t r a s h

>he's pretty good looking
>but he's a cunt
wow why is satan like this

>>8654968
It's sad that you talk about yourself that way.

>>8654993
babe i can out-cook, out-ride, out-suck, out-chore, and out-perform you ez
dw dw im sure you're useful in other ways
like I'm sure you're great at suicide prevention

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>>8654998

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>>8655007
>>8654931

>>8654968
rude

>>8655012
what? my last bf was a lazy ungrateful bastard.
my next bf is going to be an upgrade

>>8654998
sure

>>8655031
lmao your life is just one big downgrade

>>8655007
stfu

>>8655012
???

>>8655043
>talk about the food I made for dinner and some guy is unnecessarily rude about it.

are you that meth-head who got banned earlier?

>>8655049
who are you even talking about, not everyone spends all day in this dead board making up stories for replies

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>>8653324
Eyyyo

>>8655061

>have fabulous and exciting life filled with friends and family and money shooting out of my asshole
>drop into 4chan once a month to randomly vomit pure autism on the dumb losers for making up "crazy stories" about what they had for dinner

plz
rply
plz

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>replying to flamming homos
>ever

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>>8655135
Like you're a wellspring of masculintity

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>mfw the flaming homo is patiently by it's computer screen waiting for a (you)

Does anyone else think pulling out and cumming on the guys pillow is really fucking hot, or am I doing something wrong?

>>8655245
>cumming on the guys pillow
what kind of sicko does this..
Just cum on the guy, I don't see how it wouldn't be hot

>>8655245
...do you call a guy's butt his "pillow"?

>>8655031

Why was your BF a lazy ungrateful bastard?

>>8655257
I'm guessing because he was an only child raised by a single mother/divorced parents

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>>8655245

>>8655261

Well that's just rude

>>8655265
It's the truth.
He didn't want a mutual adult relationship, he wanted me to be his mommy and take care of him while he sat around playing video games and looking at porn.

>>8655272

People can change you know

I used to be a neet after my brother killed himself but then I realized that isn't what he wanted for me so I got my shit together and I made myself better so yes people can change you just have to give them a little time.

>>8655280
lol. true. It took me a year with him to change from someone who would put up with that bullshit to someone who had enough self-respect to dump his ass and expect better from everyone else I date in the future.

>>8655293

How long were you two dating?

>>8655272

how did he want you to mommy him ?

>>8655297
around a year.. we even tried to be "friends" for about another year after that, but he kept trying to manipulate me (which wasn't working because I was fucking DONE) so I broke it off completely.

>tfw no rich boyfriend so I don't have to look for a job

>>8655307

When did you break it off? Has he tried to get back with you?

>>8655310
It's not that great. I used to date a physical therapist who made bank but was an emotional cripple. My current squeeze makea 12 bucks an hour

>>8655302
He acted like a spoiled helpless 10 year old.
He wanted me to cook for him, clean up after him, do his laundry, buy all his groceries (he made WAY more money than me, but expected me to pay for everything and if I had to use his money he would bitch about it), only wanted to watch his shows/movies (fucking melodramatic old lady lifetime movie type shit), play his games(mostly lego games), listen to his music in the car(faggy dance music and lady gaga type shit).. he was constantly getting drunk and making me take care of him and make sure he got to bed/woke up for work the next day

>>8655311
Around when he lost his job/got pushed out(barely scheduled) for coming to work smelling like booze and just sat around drinking all day and being an obnoxious pain in the ass.
He tried, it's been over a year since his last dumbass emotionally manipulative text (probably sent while drunk, he was up to 3 of those giant double-sized bottles of wine a night last I hung out with him) that I just ignored.. he finally gave up.

>>8655325
Not surprised, my ex was a nurse. He was really impressed with himself because of that too... literally never shut the fuck up about it.

>>8655310
This. It's not fair females get it but males don't.

>>8655249
>>8655263
I mean, the guy was into it, I didn't just push him out of the way and start masturbating over his pillows. It's more like giving someone a facial with their head on their pillow and not really aiming for one spot. Honestly thought this would be more common

>>8655343
>He was really impressed with himself because of that too... literally never shut the fuck up about it.

did he talk about how he saved lives ?

lol - thats why I don't wanna date a doctor or lawyer or anything like that

>>8655357
yep.
Did you know that nurses know WAY more than doctors, anon?
Did you know that? Did ya? Well they do.. oh boy those nurses don't get NO RESPECT AT ALL, and they are literally telling doctors what to do ALL DAY LONG and saving lives from their incompetence. Holy shit did you know that???
Also let me talk for 5 fucking hours about what happened to me today and use a bunch of jargon that you have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, but rest assured anon, that my story is amazing and I am amazing even if you have no idea what the fuck I am talking about. What are you making for dinner?

>>8655356
No, see, pillows aren't really sexy.

Cumming on their face or down their throat or inside them or on their butt: that's hot. Your partner is involved.

Cumming on their pillows? Your partner is not involved. Except in the sense that they're going to have to wash those pillows. Not hot at all.

>>8655357
>not wanting a brilliant, cynical doctor/lawyer bf

>>8655378
Pillows are kind of sexy, it's someone's most personal item, think of something you spend more time with than your pillow

>>8655381
>wanting a bf who comes home talking about how he saved a life at ER/got a murder off at court rambles about it for hour and says then so what did you do at your less important job
>wanting to deal with that when people meet you and they find out that he's a doctor and you're just some smuck
>wanting to get guilt tripped into going on expensive trips and buying things you can't afford

>>8655390
I see where you're coming from, but you're wrong and I won't allow it.

>>8655369

lol glad you're out of that shitty relationship

>>8655410
I bet if the guy you were with came on your pillow and told you to sleep on it you'd do it

>>8655395
Maybe it stems from my first gay crush being Jubal Harshaw, but I'd totally date a doctor/lawer. Bonus points if they're both

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>>8655423
Isn't really an issue.

>>8655431
Is cum on your pillow for you

anyone here has lived in a gaybourhood ?

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>>8655673

>>8655690
Is cum on your pillow for you?
Is cum on your pillow for you!

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>>8655693

Anyone have the discord link?

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>>8655699
Is cum..
on your pillow...
for yooouuuu?
Is cuuum
on
your
pil-low
fo-o-or yo-ooo-ooouuu!!!

>>8655747
Godamn it

>Tfw no bf

I can't believe I'm gay

One gay kiss and my repression collapses

Does feel nice to fall in love for the first time though ... being gay is nice

>>8655395
>not wanting to introduce him as "my better half"
>not having an equally interesting job that he loves hearing about
>not picking up medicine/law as a hobby and learning from him directly
There are plenty of people out there who're both passionate and humble about their work.

>>8655915
>Does feel nice to fall in love for the first time though
Chances are you will regret that.

>>8656034
Life is short.
If you don't take risks you aren't living.
Don't be such a Debbie Downer.

>>8656037
Nah, fuck you.

>>8656040
Forever alone

>>8656040
Starbucks wifi

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>>8656072

>>8656078
Costa internet

>>8656078
>Not living out of your car to save money on rent, using the Starbucks and local cafe WiFi's for work, showering at the gym and doing laundry at the laundromat

Look at this loser, still paying rent and living in his own 'house'.

Please help me.

Communication without meaning.

>>8656091
Neros connection

/ This is Bob
/▌ Bob has moved on from Youtube
/ \ Copy and paste him and he will soon take over 4chan

>Stop by gaygen for the first time in forever
>Scans the posts
>Not a single tripfag

I know posting this will probably summon them from the foul earth, but still. Holy crap, has gaygen managed to get better recently?

>>8656114
I don't like people who clean their butt

>>8656114
its worse without me

>>8656114
gays in here tends to be quite the stalker and creep, driving the tripfags away

>>8656114
I don't see what people have against tripfags

>>8656351
They're obnoxiously vain.
Kinda like celebrities not knowing when to be humble, except it's even sadder because they're in 4chan.

>>8656362

I know I'm ugly and worthless. You guys are all I have. it's why I'm still around here going on 4 years.

>>8656376
awww I'd happily pityfuck you bb

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Around what age -it gets better- happens?
I am 24 and i am very tired of waiting.

>>8656841
It gets better when you mature enough to get your shit together, and deal with your problems like an adult.
Being young you just wallow in the drama because you think your life matters soo much and you're sooo important and you'll roll around on the floor and throw a toddler fit and squawk to your friends and family and write infinite rambling blog posts about every little perceived injustice for attention and validation, but eventually you'll get real fucking bored of it and you'll get bored of everything, especially your own bullshit ,and you'll realize you're just another stupid annoying fucker and you'll start to ignore everything that doesn't actually matter and try and focus on having a good peaceful day and having a good nights sleep.

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>>8656841

>>8656841
Nothing ever happens when you still live with your parents.

>>8656841
That depends. What's your current life situation like?

>>8656389

You wouldn't if I put my trip on. Lol

>>8655395
Honestly dating a doctor, the worst pay is the long irregular hours.

cute canada gay here, anyone interested in loosening my virgin bp?

>>8657155
Get a Muslim to do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy4isfTOKlg

Hey guys, I found this really cool song I wanted to share with you.

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who here likes hairy tummies

>>8657469
I like hairy but not fat

>>8656362
not all of them, some were but most were nice

>>8656376
this

>>8657469
I have one but I prefer smooth

>>8657517
>I have one but I prefer smooth
Hi

>>8657522
Forget about him, I'm hairier

>>8657517
>>8657556
Whichever one you are, I'm a smooth boy who loves hairy boys

>>8657571
What about hairy men?

Um guys, I was out with my straight friends and they started talking about a secret gay bar in my city. You ge to the entrance by walking through a seemingly closed shop at night, and going down one level.

We played the stick game, and me, one other guy and a girl drew the shortest stick (I drew the shortest funny enough), so now the challenge is to go there and pretend we're gay for a bit.

They don't know I'm in the closet, and I'm afraid I'll end uo having too much fun and expose myself. I've also never been to a gay anything before.

Thouhts and advice? I also have an openly gay friend I'm thinking of asking to come with us as a "joke".

>>8657596
Take that gay friend with you & score some nice guy there, sounds like a pretty cool way to come out.

>straight friends started talking about a secret gay bar in my city
They're already onto you & just gently trying to drag you out, m8

>>8657577
yes

>>8657596
stop making gayness into a fucking joke, it's not
tell your friends about how much you love dicks and drop them if they want to be rude to you

>>8657596
If your straight friends have the T on a secret gay club they're probably cool with you so you have a head start on a good support system. Is it your family keeping you closeted?

>>8657621
>caring

>>8657609
The gay guy doesn't know, and my straight friends especially have no way of knowing. And I'm not sure I'm ready to score a guy yet, I've never been with a guy before, and I'm scared of stds.

>>8657621
I'm not really trying to make it into a joke, it's just that the gay friend I met through a mutual friend, and we're not very close. I think making it seem as a joke is the only way he'll be down to come.

>>8657623
It's not my family, it's me. I'm just not brave enough and ready yet.

Thanks for replying though guys, it really makes me feel better, even if you talk shit.

i dont feel gay when i cum

sure i look at gay porn and get excited of romance with a man and stick dildos up my ass

but that moment when i come i feel like a striaght man and feel guilty to what ive done

>>8657652
Don't cum.

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Hello gay friends

How the fuck do you talk to guys on Grindr? I'm so shit at it, I'm so autistic. I'm decent looking so most guys want to talk to me when I send them face pics but all convos go flat once I start talking.

Please help me out. My conversations skills are so shit it's embarrassing. Just a straight guy wanting a beautiful asshole to wrap my cock around.

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>>8657652
that's pretty common and normal

https://jezebel.com/is-it-normal-to-feel-sad-after-sex-1736537850

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qbemkx/why-do-some-of-us-feel-sad-after-an-orgasm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-coital_tristesse

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>>8657687
Less is more.
If you're just looking for sex then only talk about sex.
Instead of talking, just send a dick pic.
Say things like "I'm so horny"
"Come over"
and then give them your phone # so they know you're serious and not a flake.
Hopefully you are better at talking than you are at typing but all you really need to do is just talk in a deep voice about how hard your dick is and how they need to come over right now and take care of it.

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>>8657687

I wish I had a 4chan bf. Imagine how cool that would be.

>>8657751
that would be godawful
the only decent guys here are only here for fun to kill time. anyone who could be termed a "4chan bf" would be a nightmare.

>>8657751
i'm pretty autistic myself but i can't associate with other autists
makes me wanna strangle them

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>hey bro can we kiss i've never kiss a guy before
>NAH JK WHY WOULD I KISS YOU

>>8657872
That would have a perfect opportunity to throw shade. Should've said something like "no thanks I only kiss cute guys and hurt him a bit

Guys is it a date if your friend takes you out on a picnic with cheese bread and weed on the beach?

>>8657617
Noice, which side of the Atlantic are you, let's get married?

>>8657632
.... you have a gay friend and you haven'teven come out to him? Trying to reach Narnia or what?

>I'm just not brave enough and ready yet.
Obviously. All I can tell you -- deal with your own hangups first, everything else will follow suit. And deal with them NOW.

>>8657469
I wanna cuddle you

>>8657904
Did you kiss when he dropped you back off at your house?

>>8658003
No

>>8657987
>not me

>>8657963
>Noice, which side of the Atlantic are you, let's get married?
I'm a flyover state fag

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>>8658053
Damn, wrong continent, Germany here

I'm bi but we don't have a gen
Anyways, my bro figured out I like trannies/feminine Bois, and he got really pissed off. He said stuff like "I can't believe I've been hanging out with a fucking fag" and got riled up about how I'm a gay rapist because we have shared beds in shitty motels on road trips. I'm not even attracted to this guy, and told him that, but he is still fucking riled. This is the same guy that has unironically told me that it is not gay to rape a man if it is for dominance. I wish I we're making this up.

>>8658265
Explain to him that sexuality is a spectrum and because you're bi you would only want to half rape him

>the sound my asian boyfriend makes when he's fucking me up the ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n70AgNDh6qg

... i don't have the heart to tell him he's supposed to say come instead.

>>8658265
You're just going to have to be the more grown up one.

Assure him you're not interested in him and give him some time to calm down.

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>>8658301
I know how you feel, my Japanese bf always makes this face before penetrating me

>>8658301
>Asian tops

Heaven is a place on earth and it doesn't include liars. Are you ftm?

>>8658491
Uhh actually Heaven is a halfpipe.

>>8658265
ez
explain to him that traps aren't gay.

>>8658265
>I'm bi but we don't have a gen
If there was a bi gen it'd be half full of.... women. Ewwwh. I prefer to stay here.

>>8658289
>>8658402
>>8658549
Alright thanks my dudes, after he got pissed he seemed to have realized that he was being a dick and apologized and tried to tell me he didn't care. I think we are good.

>>8659075
Still seems like a stupid prick to me, my dude. You might want some better friendos.

>>8659159
It's ok I am moving soon anyways and I will finally be completely open.

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Why is this so cute and why does it hurt so much?

there is a super cute twinkish boy in my programming class. I've been trying to visibly check him out, but I'm not good at it because autism.

i'm also a big mexican dude with a shaved head looking all vatos locos and shit, so if he has noticed he probably thinks im sizing him up to rob him or something ;-;

>tfw no bf

>>8659552
Just rape him. He'll end up liking it and becoming your bf.

>>8659552
>i'm also a big mexican dude with a shaved head looking all vatos locos and shit
The level of confidence is astounding.

Your personality isn't going to change overnight, and changing yourself takes a lot of effort. But I highly suggest that you do, because not everyone's going to line up the way you described yourself.

>>8656114

gaygen use to be just me and my alter personalities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l435Y12jw4o

but the lack of boipussy on here now is concerning

gays are such prudes these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcXfzy7NAGo

matty b looks 18 now
everyone is getting old

>>8659552
>tfw no tough looking mexican bf

>>8659297
>why does it hurt so much?
because you and I and many others here will never ever...

>>8659552
I've said it before, maybe just wear something that let's him know you're a 'mo subtly
like a rainbow pin badge or something

>>8660217
>>8659552
>not just asking him out

>>8660082
...Getting old? That sounds like something a pedo would say man.

He still looks like a kid to me. Boys can be very cute at that age, but for me it's kind of the way a puppy is cute. You want to just throw affection and positive encouragement at them but the thought of having sex with them or even romantically kissing them makes me uneasy.

>>8659552
I had similar problem except opposite roles and the day I got enough courage to talk to him I see him heading towards a dude so I slow down a bit and then they kiss in the hallway so um

good luck

>>8660272
>only pedos say everyone is getting old

What? When I started posting on here 5 years ago, matty b was like 8 years old and looked like a little munchkin.


>He still looks like a kid to me.

Nah he looks like an older teenager.


>Boys can be very cute at that age
>like how a puppy is a cute
>i want to give matty b all my affection and positive encouragment
>it makes me uneasy & uncomfortable to think about matty b sexually

Maybe you're a closet pedo or something.

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He's only 14.
Guess I'm a pedo now.

guys, i caught a guy checking me out the other day. first time ever, desu. he was like 17 and with his mom tho, so i didn't even say hi ;_;
gave me a bit of...validation, i guess? was obese, am now kinda fit. never been hit on, checked out, or considered attractive at all so this is kind of a big thing for me as pathetic as it sounds.

>>8660360
>14 going on 45
jeez

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>>8660226
some of us are too spergy to just talk to people

>>8660360
how at 14? ftm?

Maybe I should go outside once in a while.

>>8660341
>Maybe you're a closet pedo or something.

I appreciate the sentiment, but I think it's more like maybe I want a teenage son or something.

I'm not judging or anything, I mean I've hooked up with 18 year olds before with bigger dicks than me. It just depends on the guy and how mature he is for his age.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43DTbNfD8Yg

>>8660375
>hitting on a 17 yo with his mom...

I was in a somewhat similar situation the other day on public transit. The boy was practically presenting his ass to me, and his mom was just pursing her lips in a slightly amused smile. I think she was aware of what was going on even though I didn't so much more than look at the boy.

Don't beat yourself up about it bro. Ephebophilia is one of the most common sexual preferences, with a large share of porn hub searches for both gay and straight porn contain keywords related to teens, teenagers, young boys/girls, etc.

Just don't embarrass yourself, ruin your life, go to jail, or negatively affect that boy's life.

>>8660463
desu i was kinda put off by his age. i'm 22 but look older than i am, so even if he was 18 or 20 we'd still get weird looks. and i can only imagine what the poor kid's parents would think if they just saw some random skinhead looking dude to be around their skeletal, femme son.
>when i used to wear boots, i would unironically be confused for a fag basher/skin

>>8660375
Congrats mate. Just stuck with it, we're all going to make it.

>>8660478
You should start wearing boots again, that'd be hot

>>8660527
thanks, my dude. dropped my bodyfat % in half, feelin gud, and trying to finish my cut up rn. the outlook seems decent imo, if i keep with it. already have a somewhat big chest (43'') and kinda small waist (32'' and still chubby) due to narrow hips + barrel chest
>>8660549
i have a non-ironically skinhead friend who recommended i get a pair of doc martens. they're apparently comfy af and sturdy as hell, and would bring me above 6' :^)
>the pair i want is fucking $145 tho. feels like highway robbery

>>8660569
>would bring me above 6'

Do guys even care about height?

>>8660643
yes, a lot. at least they do when you're a top

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>>8660569
Just stick with it. Life is so much better /fit/.

>>8660643
Yeah. Bottoms care a lot in my experience. I got a lot of comments on my hieght and I'm only 6'3".

>>8660643
Some do, some don't.
I think it depends how many women they hang out with.

>>8653233

BONSOIR, ladies. You are now reading this in my VOICE. *murrs*

Hey guys, am I allowed to browse these threads if I'm not gay?

>>8660820
It comes at a price, you're gonna have to make us suck your cock first

>>8660863
i'm only 19cm tho

>>8660668
>tfw 6'4" 180lbs bottom
Unless I can find a power lifter bf no one is ever going to be able to carry me to bed

>>8660885
thats fine we can call you shorty mc smallsballs

>>8660888
please stay in your mtf containment board.

>>8660890
my balls are in the top 5% in size tho

>>8660901
yeah, but that 100% also includes a bazillian asians, so you're actually pretty low in comparison to actual fuckable guys.

>>8660885
>>8660901
Fuck off actual faggot with your erping. Stop pretending to be me. My cock is not 19 cm.

What cities are good if you're travelling solo and want to meet people via Tinder/Grindr to show you around?

I thought about Chicago, but I could travel to any European city and US city, so it doesn't really matter desu. I just don't want to go to SF and NYC

>>8660897
Why would I want to be a chick and lose four years of gains

>>8660922
Berlin. If you can go, go. Trust me

>>8660922
Depends.. what shit are you wanting to be "shown around"?

>>8660930
Thought about it but I thought it's full of 30+ degenerates in leather outfits who probably have aids...

>>8660931
Actually just chill locals around my age showing my around town. Doesn't have to involve sex.

>>8660925
Why are you asking me why you want stupid shit?
I'm a dude and I have no desire to be treated like a dainty woman and carried around all helpless. You'll have to figure your delusions out yourself, mam.

>>8660922
Come to my city. I'll show you around the radius of my huge thick mancock that gives bottoms goose bumps as soon as they hear about it.

>>8660939
By the looks of it nobody has the desire to do anything with you either.

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>>8660945
I'm not the one complaining, mam.

>>8660954
You should be, because that guy is getting dicked, and you're not.

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Hello gay friends

So I got a dick pic from /soc/ that looked like my own penis but bigger. I sent it to a qt bottom who sent me a picture of his hot beautiful asshole. We exchanged numbers, talked a bit and he said good night, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Trouble is, it is now 7pm and he hasn't messaged me/. Should I message him first? Do I have to treat bottoms like women? I thought it was going so well, please help me gays, as a straight man talking to you gays is a bit tricky as it is unfamiliar to me.

Thanks x

>>8660914
Whatever mini dick.

>>8661072
18cm is a good size.

>>8661249
Whatever you gotta tell yourself.

>>8661265
I can also be a bottom if I wanted to. Size doesn't matter.

>>8660569

how does your skinhead friend feel about them gay and those crazy kids at pol ?

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>>8653324
I can't make friends. Whenever I meet someone nearby online, they flake and drop off the earth without fail. It's extremely difficult for me to initiate anything in person.
Am I creepy or exceptionally dumb and just don't realize it? Is there some kind of signal that I don't pick up or is somebody forcing me to live like this? Please help me, /gaygen/

>>8661340
Post pic.

>>8661384
I'm not too unattractive. I'm thin, young, and short. I had weight issues until a couple of years ago so my face looks a little skinny and tired, but I try to act composed and try really hard not to give off weird vibes.

>>8661403
>I'm not too unattractive
That's for the gaygen inquisitors to decide.
Post pics.

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Any gw2 friendos here?

>>8661526
Are you finally allowed to have mounts in that game now

>>8661340
>Whenever I meet someone nearby online, they flake and drop off the earth without fail.
You sure you don't have some innate ability you're just not aware of yet?

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>>8661533
Well not right now but in a month!

>>8661548
Are they gonna be like, cosmetics you have to buy with real money or nah?

>>8661555
Masteries like gliding. You basically earn XP for a specific mastery bar which unlocks using mounts, and additional mount-only abilities (no combat abilities though). There will probably be some mount skins to buy with real money (like replacing the doggy mount with a griffon or deer), but they haven't said anything about that.

>tfw was an asshole towards someone today because they pissed me off and now I can't sleep because I feel bad about it

Been rolling around my bed for two hours now. I need some gaygen therapy right now please.

>>8661006
/soc/ people, gays (& millenials in general) are feeble & unreliable people and have very short attention-span: drop it, he forgot you and probably talks to someone else already
or just message him, guys (even bottoms) aren't as manipulative as women.

PS. you're not straight.

>>8661577
Think about the simple fact that humanity is insignificant, there are plenty more galaxies out there, so many we literally can't even observe them past a limit. You being rude to someone is like an ant dropping a leaf on the ground on their way back home.

Of course, this perspective is best in moderation so you don't go killing people and going "look it doesn't matter!"

>>8661526

Played GW2 for about 6 months when it was first released, don't feel like playing it ever again. Tried to like it even though it was a slap in the face to GW1 players, but the horrible combat, lack of actual content, and constant shitty living story updates made me lose interest.

>>8661590
But I can't help but feel they got so sad because of what I said, they might kill themselves. I'm scared of reading on the news about a suicide in the next days.

>>8661597
That's fair! Lots of other games to enjoy anyways. I'm just surprised we don't have any active players, or maybe they're just all busy right now who knows.

>>8661608
It's just one down, their mother probably wanted a refund in the first place.

>>8661630
It was an older guy, his mother is 100% not alive.

>>8661652
So you put him out of his misery. Good saint anon always looking out for people.

>>8661674
How can you say such things without zero remorse?

>>8661502
Not today. Feel free to email me at [email protected] though.
>>8661547
You'd probably be able to tell better than I can.

>>8661693
A profound and deep care for others.

>>8661704
Do you need a hug my dear anon?

>>8661006
Just message him, sometimes stuff comes up and you forget to respond to someone especially if the conversation was the previous night. It's only been a day, give the guy some slack and don't start a downward spiral over how you think someone else might feel

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Which one?

>>8662226
top-left >___>

>>8662226
I don't know who he is, but bottom right is my type... minus those dumbass glasses. but they're adding still points on his favor because I like guys who are totally clueless about their own appearance... that fucking hair as well.

>>8662226
the first column

>>8662226
Human sacrifice?

>>8662226

top middle and seth rogen

the first one's a cuck - jon oliver is british, has shitty teeth and even worse political opinions. louis ck would probably be interesting to date but he's bald so no and jon green... well do i even need to give a reason ?

>>8661526
Got excited because my main is engineer and holosmith is basically an offensive paladin

>>8653233
I hate straight people
I hate seeing straight couples

>tfw you send a butt snap to a guy and he replies with a snap with his face full of cum saying "you did this"
wew

>>8662688
...his?
why the fuck would he cum on his own face and send it to you??

>>8661313
he's a raging faggot, and has /pol/ imprinted upon his heart

>>8662795
because he wants you to think that he just jacked off and came all over his face at the site of their butt

it is a form of compliment

>>8662811
i get cumming,
BUT WHY HIS FACE THO?

>>8662822
because millennials think sex=porn, and in porn they cum on faces.

>>8662688
ungrateful bitch/10

>>8662256
gonna have to agree

>>8662836
Wait, people don't like Cumming on guys faces?

>tfw HE calls you a good boy for shooting such a big load

How do I make sure I'm clean for anal. last few times I've done it as a top there's been a certain smell and I don't want it when I bottom

>>8662918
choose one
1. don't eat for 2 days
2. put your shower hose in pooper and fill it up with body temperature water then shit it all out on the toilet
3. accept that no top cares if some poop ended up on his dick when he put it in your poop hole

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>>8662918
>>8662931

homosexuality does not exist. Stop deluding yourselves.

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>>8662931
>no top cares
aka "delude yourself"
of course if he's a decent human being he will take it in stride and not make a big deal about it, but trust me, unless the guy has a scat fetish he definitely cares.

also.. shower hose? really? they make enema bags specifically designed for this sort of thing.

>>8662946
>willam quote

>>8663002
>monosexuality is just bisexuality when you haven't met the right same-sex qt yet
..should I feel bad if I unironically think this?

Anyone else like to lead guys on, fucking them, then dumpster trashing them.
. I can't help it and don't know how to talk about it lol, I do it with friends too but I can usually pick up where I left off with friends. Guys want you all the time.. Why is a month of note talking such a big deal? feel kind of bad but ghosting people is second nature to me now..

Still have shit from a guy i liked in high school that I'm still kind of obsessed with even tho I haven't seen him in a few years. Fk... I don't want to be long term with anyone other than people who look/act like him and everyone else gets fucked and chucked..

Sorry just saying this because just let a guy whose been chasing after me for ages rode me but now I don't even want to text him or see him again..

How do I get over that anxiety/night terror when I wake up in the night and feel scared for being gay

Like I know there's no way anyone can know I'm gay but somehow even stopping for fuel means life somehow both knows were both gay and makes me feel hunted and exposed
Like how can my room be homophobic but it feels like it is closing in on me

My bed my pillows my own body
I have to fight To remember that's not reality

>>8663068
Not trying to play armchair psychologist but it sounds like an insecurity issue

>>8663006
putting more than 6 ounces of water in your ass is a bad idea.
it will just loosen everything and you will be in for a mudslide at the most inopportune time.
if you are so anal that you insist on douching, then buy a fleet enema from the drugstore and follow the directions.
they are designed for precisely this.

and just so you know, that is a hot water bottle, which is used for keeping your feet warm in bed on a cold night.

the douce attachment is sold as a novelty and is directed at women's vaginas, not gay men's assholes..

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>>8663068
>le humble brag

protip: bragging about how desirable you are is a turn off

>>8663177
What's the worst thing that would happen to you if someone found out you're gay?

If they kill you then you're dead.
If they beat you up, you will survive.

Just realize that it is not worth being terrorized about.

And the sooner you just let everyone know the better you will feel.

And you might be surprised by some people's reactions.

>>8663269
wow anon, I'm impressed.
how many enemas did you need to flush that much bullshit out of your ass?

>>8663269
Do you even need a full enema? I've always used one of those baby nose bulb syringe things, just get some water up there, rinse and repeat until clean. Easy cleanup and easy setup

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>>8660668
>The dick size of the one on the right
That's not real right?

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>>8661526
No fuck that game.

>>8663287
I don't know I to feels irrational

My friends know
My parents know
And I'm a strong fit male

Night terrors suck

>hooking up every week
>but no penetration
I'm not a slut, r-right?

>went training at the park today
>close to 40C, almost as hot as anon
>some 10/10 literal pornstar tier god muscle daddy comes over
>sits on a bench near me
>takes his shirt off and starts chilling and drinking his bev
>tall
>perfect muscle to body fat ratio
>perfect chest hair trim
>big manly hands
>face chiseled by a god himself

I got a pants ripping boner and left after 5 minutes. How can people have such confidence? It's like he literally owns the world, he was so manly and alpha.

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>>8664584
>How
…whisper in ear: "…because he is straight…"…

>>8664597
>being straight gives you the confidence of a god

Umm, no. No way you can tell what his sexuality was. He could be one of those guys that doesn't care about labels, and would fuck anything that gets his dick hard.

>>8664606
...like one of these perfect "bi-masterrace" guy?

>>8664619
You never know for sure if someone is gay, unless it's the stereotypical cringy lisp having nu-male negro slang using fuckboy.

>>8664629
did you just have a stroke halfway through that sentence wtf

>>8664629
>unless it's the stereotypical cringy lisp having nu-male negro slang using fuckboy.
You'll be surprised by the number of straight guys who are exactly this.

>>8664685
Just because I didn't bother using commas? Chill out my dear boy.

>>8664690
So it was a stroke?

>>8662505
h o l o s m i t h
the geniuses

>>8664697
Am I being bullied right now?

>>8664689
You mean in the closet "straight" guys.

>>8664703
>in the closet "straight" guys
No the "let's appropriate gay culture because lol so progressive be comfortable with who you are peace and love man" progressive leftism straight guys.

>>8664719
But those guys take strapons up the ass by their "girlfriends".

>>8664742
Well they are emasculated nu-males taking it up the ass (again appropriating gay culture) by their radfem butch girlfriends.

>>8664794
Aka gay.

Gaygen definitely didn't use to be so dead a while ago when I was in my gay phase.

What happened?

>>8664584
>Be fit
>Be white
>10/10 face
The world is basically yours. People will been over backwards for you and give you stuff just to be near you/talk to you. Its be hard not to be confident at that point.

Maybe even bonus confidence points from having a big dick.

>>8664584
>How can people have such confidence?

You described a man sitting down and taking off a shirt. That's not exactly Jason Bourne-like fearlessness.

What was it? Does he FEEL like the most confident man in the world to you in your imagination? Maybe you should get that looked at.

>>8665038
You wouldn't do that, pussy.

>>8665014
tell me more about these glorious halcyon days of /gaygen/: what did I missed?

>tfw 69th poster

>>8665014

The discord group all but finished this place.

>>8665184
>tfw can't join discord because accent

Thanks a lot guys...

Do people even talk in there?

>>8665192
>because accent
wut?
they do talk but it's like one chat window that just goes on and on and on

>wake up
>remember that i am still gay

day ruined

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>>8665416
>wake up
>remember that i am still gay
>check phone, 20+ grindr notifications
I love my life

>>8665464
>20+ notifications
>they are all +40yo hairy fatass dicklets
day ruined

>>8665464
Kek iktf

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