/gaygen/ - Hearthstone edition

If I found out a potential bf played HS I'd instantly give them the no.

>>8665793
but y

>>8665806
Because it's designed for swlf loathing brainlets.

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>>8665793
what about yugioh?

>>8665850
You suck a dick and a banana because that is all you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KSGUVcNfZM

>>8665850
MTG or hit the curb.

>>8665850
YGO isn't an instant red flag, although most of the playerbase would never be bf worthy even with subhuman standards.

>>8665679
you like this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlBA2zp992c

>card games
y'all are fags jesus

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>>8665679
>I hope Anduin is cute in his Death Knight card
Sorry to disappoint OP

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8666517
That's just the promo art. So far, the Death Knight cards look nothing like they do in the promo or comic. Personally, I hope Anduin looks like pic related.

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>>8666668
Lol what? They look exactly like the promo pic so far

Is there such a thing as lip reduction surgery? I catch myself with my lips being pouty and cocksuck-y, and I would rather have slim lips

>>8666744
>I catch myself with my lips being pouty and cocksuck-y, and I would rather have slim lips
Why?
Unless you're a mathc top who would never touch another man's penis, in which case off to mascgen with you.

>>8666751
I'm a bottom but I find pouty lips ugly and slim lips hot

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>>8666680
Similar, but not exactly the same. What I mean is, the artist for Anduin's Death Knight card won't be the same artist as that promo image, so it's possible that the new artist will draw Anduin in a cuter way.

>tfw my dog has a bigger dick than me

>>8666877
post your dog's pic

>>8666884
I don't want to doxx my dog sorry

>>8666751
>tfw Muscle bottom
>lift weights, be tryhard hetero wannabe
>go home and suck my boyfriends cock

>>8667090
PLEASE reside in london?

>>8666079
hell yeah

My ex wants to have a 3some, but he's slept with a guy who's hiv undetectable. Am I going to catch the fag disease and die?

>>8667106
Scotland I'm afraid

It's super cute though, he's English and I'm Scottish

>>8667237
uggggg

Straight here

I kinda wanna have a "first kiss" with a guy

Is this normal or are my gay feelings I repressed as a teen coming back and taking over

Had a little fun last night and made this short webm

>>>/gif/11037720

>>8667280
stop caring about labels and sorting yourself into groups of people and just do whatever you want to

>>8667317
This. If you like it do it again, if you don't don't.

>>8667317
Sound so sensible

>>8667365
I don't see how I wouldent like it
Men are hot

New yugioh pack this Friday.

It's fixing to destroy like 15 years of gameplay

>>8667308
wew

>>8667280
it's normal, everyone is more or less bi sweetie

>>8667482
I don't get pendulums or links
I just mainly collect now

How good does getting plowed actually feel?
Porn makes it seem like the greatest thing since sliced bread but... That's porn

>>8667778
get a toy and have a go at your own boypuss love and you'll see

>>8667308
...where i can find more?

>>8668017

Haven't made anymore yet

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>>8667308

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REkk9SCRn0

So what do you guys think?

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>try to get a tan because why the fuck not its the summer and I'm on vacation, and tired of being a pale Irish fuck
>end up roasting alive and looking like a splotchy lobster after only three hours on the lake with two applications of sunscreen
How the fuck am I supposed to not look like a ghost here? Jesus Christ, how do you guys tan without burning up?

>>8668582
Unrealistic. Love doesn't exist and even if it did you'd certianly never find it in school.

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>>8668582
pure cancer

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Post what you're currently listening to!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6aqDZW1BUM

>>8668633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j9zMok6two

Why are there actual trannies on Grindr?
Why are there tranny chasers on Grindr?
How do we put a stop to this degeneracy?

>tfw no irish bf to whisper pure sex into my ears

The hottest accent, no contest.

>>8667778
ever felt pleasure from shitting?
it's like an endless shit

>>8665679

Oh honey calm down.

>>8668633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6NjA18r8NQ

>>8668872
>put an end to the degeneracy on degeneracy.
ok.
Either

a) Use tinder, which while still also horrible, is not *as* bad
b) Smile back at people irl, and eventually this will lead to something. Also, this method does not introduce any expectations prior to meeting.

>>8669674
I wish a guy call me honey IRL
last time, we didn't even share our names lmao

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I wrote a bit about being a passive homosexual in my ad hoc journal today.

I thought I could share it here, but need a vote of interest since I dont want to be flamed for literally blogging here.

I dont guarantee it will be appreciated. It was just some introspection on the psychology of being a passive male, in the context that it has consequences on other parts of my psyche.

>>8669941
Voting interest because I want to see how much it applies to me.

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>>8669953

Okay then. I too would like to see if my views are common or uncommon.

1/2

"What I loved about homosex was bearing witness to the raw male animal, the beauty of a man becoming his primal joy by letting him go loose and manifest that spirit that seeks and gains ecstasy by turning another male into his possession for the joy of it. The three passions of men seem to be fighting, fucking and eating. They all involve the domination of something else, winning. And thats what the beauty of a male is, winning. Its why I cant stand vanilla sex. I like being choked, spit on, smacked and called the worst things possible. I like it because it signals to the man that he is free in the moment, he can become victory incarnate. I want him to let loose and feel unlimited in his power, because thats where the beauty of the male is, raw primitive power.

And if you want to see that rather than be it, being "on the bottom" is the place to be. And maybe that aspect of being the spectator rather than the gladiator is a core problem for homosexual male identity, even if its not in those terms. Its infantilizing, because you have to be able to trust that the man on top of you, penetrating you isnt going to hurt you. You just give in and sacrifice something that is supposed to be so important, your manhood, to another man. And it is a sacrifice; you know you are giving up all pride for another man, and he will always remember you in that degraded, compromised position, the squeals you make as his cock is slamming inside you, on your back or bent over, legs spread like a bitch...

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>>8669987

2/2

"... And you feel safe, because you know in the moment, you are utterly protected from everyone else. And you are valued, even as a bag of meat getting used as a cum dump. You can physically feel that you are useful to him, and while he may not 'love' you, he still wants you. You are wanted, and wanted by someone who had the characteristics you saw as ideal enough as a man to sacrifice yourself. Its nearly a form of worship, and certainly a form of validation. Your not 'the gladiator', your the cheering fan that makes him a hero."

__________

Have a good day, all.

>>8669987
>>8669996

This is how I feel about the home sex also. Good read.

>>8669987
>>8669996
Pretty much how I see it too. As a top the act itself feels good, but the power and dominance are where the real pleasure comes from.

I think that a lot of bottoms, and verse guys, want to try and salvage thier masculine self image by pretending there isn't a major dominance/submission aspect.

>>8670257

Reeeeeeeee

>>8670257
explain this dom/sub aspect for verse guys pls.
It's just a fetish/BDSM thing for a minority, not something general

>>8670361
There are switches in BDSM too, why wouldn't it apply to verse guys too?

I some how rubbed my dick raw at a hook up yesterday. This hurts.

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>>8669987
>>8669996
I just like gay sex because I'm gay and I'm attracted to men. I'm vers, and I view both topping and bottoming as just a way to feel good with another guy. I like rough sex too, but it's because there's more passion in rough sex compared to vanilla sex.

First time on this board. Is it douchey to download grindr or some other gay app, and ask a guy to blow you without returning the favor?
I've only had sex with girls, but i want to try getting head from a guy because apparently you guys are good at it.
Kissing, holding hands, being affectionate, anything ass related is a bit too weird for me though.
Do i have to be upfront about it? What's the protocol on this? Does this make me a "top"?
Also, apparently i'm well above average at 7.8 inches which i've heard is a turn on for gays.
Is it worth mentioning it or would i just sound even more douchey?

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<tfw no trampy Irish punk bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD8rZfrtN3Q

>>8669627
>take a massive shit
>feela great
>take a small dildo
>hurts so much it's not good at all

Liar.

>>8670522
>First time on this board. Is it douchey to download grindr or some other gay app, and ask a guy to blow you without returning the favor?

Lol, no. That sounds more like an ideal afternoon for half of the gays.

>Do i have to be upfront about it? What's the protocol on this? Does this make me a "top"?

You should. Don't worry about being douchy either because lots of gay guys are secretly or openly turned on by the "douchy straight jock" sterotype.

>>8670568
This.

>>8670568
Ok, here I go.

Anon, I broke up with my gf because she was a slut. Come over to my place tonight, I nedd your nice lips around my thick cockm

>>8670584
lmao. Good one.

...Location?

>>8669987
>>8669996
Do het women feel this way too?

>>8668617
Well to begin wit you need the proper level of protection, and getting a tan is something that happens slowly, you'd need a few days to notice the difference.

Nice legs btw.

>>8670554
I've had shits hurt as F-U-C-K as well when they were hard and I forced them out

you need to take it slow, still. your body prepares itself for minutes prior to shitting the turd out and you obviously don't with the dildo you just force in

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>>8670361

I can try. It may require you to suspend some of the more florid notions we have about humans being something more than daydreaming apes. And it will be long, because when I explain something, I want to be complete.

As you know, humans are social animals. That is, we make choices that may give up an advantage for the self immediately upon the belief that we will get another advantage that has to be delivered by someone else. So we organize and have 'rules' or laws that dictate that if you want those advantages and to be in the group, you have to conform to certain behaviors. This means submitting to various ideas of authority. Among non-social animals, submission is a incident-by-incident one-on-one experience with no context. Among social animals, there is an over arching theme that has consequence in broader terms that require some sense of cause and effect over time.

So, all human interactions are transactions. Even when we do something selfless to bring joy to someone else, we do it with the expectation of some signal of even meager gratitude, or reward by validation of our good behavior.

In our hierarchical organization, this authority requires dominance by conduct, not necessarily actual conflict, or we would never settle on a system if we were fighting for dominance all the time and there would be no social order.

The average man, by definition, is average. No matter how elevated their aggression may be, there are always more who compete less than more. In fact, its required because again, you cant have social order if everyone is trying to be the alpha. As Brian Warner once sang "The weak ones are there to justify the strong." You meed a majority of followers to have a concept of a leader.

So submission is *what makes* dominance a value. Submission is what legitimizes authority. Its the two halves of social order. Without it, the 'leader' would have to constantly defend their dominance and order would fall apart perpetually.

>>8670705

And this is the core of social order, and the duality of it. The submission holds power too, because if it stops, chaos begins again. The one who is dominant is rewarded by enjoying service and submission by others, but is tasked with holding the order through the effort of defense and providing for the others. Those who submit enjoy the protection and provision of the dominant without as much effort or personal risk, but dont have the endless support of the dominant one. Its basically an exchange of risk-reward, and most want to avoid risk.

And this sets up how dominance and submission play out in pair bonding of individuals. In a couple, traditionally, this engenders gender roles, or a division of labor. The weaker tends to the tasks within their abilities and gains reward without having to place themselves in the riskier business of survival. In exchange, the stronger one theoretically receives reward in domestic advantages in exchange for having to go out in the world and do battle for food and resource, risking the self. What we interpret as gender roles are actually an inventory of strengths and weaknesses of individuals that we associate with the gender that is best physically apt to carry them out within their abilities.

Humans are especially sexually dimorphic, meaning our physical form does indeed differ from male to female, which isnt especially true in all animals. And it is no coincidence. Rather, it has been genetically reinforced over millions of years that the dominant individuals over time kept selecting females that were smaller and weaker, ensuring their loyalty, while females idealize the strongest men. If they were identical in size and aptitude now, we would still eventually end up as we actually are now through this selection of smaller females by bigger males because that social transaction remains necessary for our survival as an organizing social species.

>>8670711

So now closer to the subject I think you were asking about, sex.

Since all interactions are transactional, the more social the creature, the more these idealized themes will seem attractive. If you have no sense of social order or dont subscribe to it, then there is less chance you will feel any particular rush from this dynamic playing out. For example, if you dont subscribe to any idea of gender having roles, then there is nothing especial about being dominant or submissive, they are nothing more than positions you take in a form of dance, and the sex is more or less mechanically ritual with no real cognitive rush, just the physical stimulation

But if you do see roles as important, even if they are gender atypical, such as in homosex, then you are likely to get an abstract psychological rush from seeing this play out in sex, a form of tacit expression

The 'high' that such people get from sex isn't limited to sex. Because we are social creatures and rely on our ability to synchronize behavior, our "minds" are tuned to be heightened to communication with others, and are rewarded for conditioning. This comes in the process of childhood, which is unique to humans, where we are conditioned through behavior to advance from being dull apes to 'humans' capable of self discipline that seeks achievement that cant be had through basic, pro-self, day to day survival attributes. Otherwise we would be limited to simply finding our own food and starving if we couldn't

As such, part of our minds that make us distinct from other apes is our treasured ability to communicate, to transmit and receive the intentions of others beyond just pointing to food and following the pack

When humans can do this on scale, it creates a sort of 'high'. We love to be able to coordinate to achieve a task. People celebrate when a team of engineers create something grand, or win a war that we may not have personally had a stake in. But the two biggest examples of this are sex and sports

>>8670716

In sports, you see people, but usually men, become exuberant in a victory over nothing more than balls landing here or there, harkening back to tribal hunting parties achieving a big kill that will feed the tribe, as that is probably the first primal milestone for humans coordinating socially to achieve an outcome. People often mistake the notion that we talk because we are intelligent. Not exactly, we are intelligent because we talk. The dynamics of learning phonemes literally builds the brain until we are good at it. Intelligence doesnt cause literacy, the physical discipline of literacy causes intelligence that we can then apply to other things, and is why 'the word' is so revered in every culture that has it. In Abrahamic culture, 'the word' is literally the creation of humans.

In sports, the exhilaration of victory and humiliation of defeat both seem to revolve around the outcome, but the outcome is in fact meaningless. So where do these piqued emotions come from?

They come from the team work, that ability to coordinate tacitly. That tacit, *wordless* ability to physically coordinate and successfully execute roles for each member. Its the satisfaction of having evidence that everyone *knew* in the moment what they had to do and did it. The exalted feelings that follow that satisfaction, whether it is victory on a battle field or the playing field emanates from that satisfaction. People love a successful team effort and celebrate it. Thereafter you see the hugs, tears of joy, dancing and so on that would have no other explanation. The empathic human mind gets 'high' from satisfaction in successful roles that are rehearsed enough to become tacit. Its as close to telepathy as we can get, synchronicity in roles.

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>>8670720

So naturally, we experience it in sex also. When a female behaves ideally for a male and a male behaves ideally for a female in sex (or whatever the anatomical arrangement), those with a sense of roles are going to get a 'high' from it beyond the physical stimulation. It becomes cerebral on a level that is abstract, occurring in the link between the higher cognitive mind where our abstract ideas lie and the emotional rush from the physical act of sex. All the ideas we have about role and rehearsed synchronicity in the interaction become visible, real observable realities, and the exchange of dominance and submission peak. The female gets to experience reward by doing exactly what the male expects and being validated, and the male is validated when he sees the submission to him by the female (whatever the context may be). Its a physical act rather than a discussion, and that tacit relief from verbal communication to synchronize is intoxicating. The more they may talk may enhance it, but when its synchronized to the point where it isnt necessary and one is simply leading and the other is following without prompting, you get the same outcome as perfect teamwork.

And humans seem to really, really like that.

Sorry it was so long and rambling. If one person thought any of it was at least something to consider, then I made goal.

>>8670727
>The female gets to experience reward by doing exactly what the male expects and being validated, and the male is validated when he sees the submission to him by the female (whatever the context may be).
How does it happen that this gets switched, e.g. a sub male experiencing female validation?

>>8670727
That was interesting and I can't argue with any of it, but I did laugh when you quoted "Brian Warner".

I can see these roles playing out around me but personally I'm not sure how I fit into them. The dom/sub relationship feels unsatisfying to me. Maybe I'm too much of a loner. I feel more comfortable with the dominant role, but I don't want my partner to be submissive, I want us both to be dominant and somehow come to agreement. In bed I want us both to have power and get what we want without submission.

It's a great fantasy, I'm not sure I will ever get what I want though.

>>8670735

Well, passive males and females share some convergence in formative years. Both are conditioned, especially if the male is physically smaller (at any point) than peers or weaker, or simply emotionally conditioned to be more cautious.

Its sort of a 'form follows function' dynamic. Both have to navigate a social setting in development where male peers are bigger, or stronger, or simply favored culturally as leaders over followers.

A smaller or more emotionally frail or socially disadvantaged male quickly learns that, like the female, he will experience rejection if he tries to compete and present himself as having advantages he or she doesn't. Not only does size determine roles, but so does culture, class and ability. Males typically dont want females as authority or competition, nor do they want frail team captains and short generals and presidents (The exception being Napoleon, which is why the exception bears his name as an indictment to all others that would follow by those resenting it).

So a degree of submission for both will reward them socially, and both learn they can more safely navigate their social peer groups by deferring to the bigger or simply more aggressive males and gain alliances, approval and social safety. It doesn't have to be sexualized of course, you can see this in the 'little brother' persona that larger males seem to appreciate in the smaller peers that dont challenge them, winning their protection if the interaction is successful, (or brutality if it isn't). Its why jocks might tease a nerd to no end and yet will defend a wimp being bullied as instinct if they see an innocent smaller male being attacked by someone the jock is certain he can take in a match. It signals valor, but also dominance, as the wimp being treated as a subordinate translates the same to an alpha as a subject being hijacked from his jurisdiction and a challenge to his pack authority morally...

>>8670795

Its important to note of course that 'size' can exist as simply a term of scale in ones own image; there are tall wimps and short boxers. It is how we perceive the pack in our development, where our size is relative to age and the peer group we find ourselves in most commonly.

For example, if a boy is constantly around older boys or has more socially influential events in his view than among others, there is plenty of variation.

Its much the same as how we learn preference. The same psychological aspects such as a preference for deference in others that make one boy heterosexual can be the same motives that lead to a rewarding homosexual experience with a submissive male. Likewise a boy that experiences reward by being deferential and submissive to females may become heterosexual and think submission to a male is therefore absurd.

Our interests sexually are elaborations on what we seek socially and grow comfortable with. Our social composition precedes our sexual development, so it begins the cornerstone from which our social reflexes and emotional interpretations of an interaction emanate.

I could go on about out sex-segregated education naturally produces more homosexual behavior and yet remarkably more heterosexually driven males, but I'll save that for another time.

I must apologize for these horrid walls of text and thank peoples patience. Blame the 4 cups of coffee that preceded this.

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>>8670798
No one has time to read your novel bro

>>8670778

You might find quality introspection in the fact that you intellectually recognize the seeming contradiction. It suggests you have a full awareness of the dynamic and yet it doesnt reconcile with other aspects of your perspective on things.

I am experiencing something similar I have to work through; a mental block on a wish. For me, it began with trying to understand the block. Then I realized that for there to be a block, there has to be something for it to block, and am discovering the that I need to understand the source of the wish. Hopefully it leads to understanding and thus resolution.

Take comfort in knowing that you are not at all alone in such a contradiction, and your awareness of it indicates a less common ability to be self aware of your own processes. You would make a fine disciple of Buddhism.

:)

>>8670808

Then you win. You were able to get the same dismissal of relevance from me with far fewer words.

Must go, thank you all for the kind patience.

>>8670808
I read it.
Trying to validate your own opinions with a false majority consensus makes you sound insecure.
Speak for yourself.

Is this some sort of new meme? Writing a whole bunch of bullshit, pretending you know what you're talking about, trying your absolute hardest to squeeze out the most retarded shit you can out of your boipuss, while maintaing good grammar and some sort of writing style. It's like you're in high school and your teacher tells you to write a 50 000 word paper, or you're forced into penis inspection day.

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>>8670928
Too bad a version of it will end up in a psych paper because psychology is a soft science and everyone who will peer review it is just as fucked up in the head as the author.

>>8670986
Lets face it everyone is fucked up in the head and don't you try to say other wise.

>>8670611
Why? It's not like you're gonna come over for real.

>>8670928
"new"

>>8671007
You're new too. Shut the heck up.

>>8671025
sis what? i've been around a while.

>>8671041
Yeah but you only recently started namefagging. And this is the last reply you're getting, no matter how much you bait me and his my soft spot.

>>8671062
uh sis
i've been doing this for years
you can look me up in almost any /lgbt/ archive

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>>8670998
That's not what I meant though. Not everyone gets off from being abused, who are willingly surrenders their freedom or pride just because they're on the receiving end of a dick. Not everyone views married women or women with kids as lesser humans just because they were dicked.

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar, and sex is just sex.

>>8671067
Not him, but even I don't know who you are.

>>8671080
didnt ask

>>8670928
I prefer it to the tired old meme of lazy retards who can't engage in any kind of rational debate at all and just reply "bullshit, tl;dr" to everything over 5 words.
It's really easy to pretend to be smarter than everyone when you don't feel the need to prove it.

>>8671169
That's cool, go read someone's blog or reddit then. 4chan isn't designed for fedora tipping, posts have character limits.

>>8665679
>tfw no str8-passing bf so that people think we're just friends and don't suspect that we're fucking

>>8671236
You called?

>>8671182
>I'm smarter than everyone else, because...
>4chan is what I say it is, because...

fuck off retard

>>8671339
Who are you quoting?

>>8671350
2012 called, they want your stale weeb GREENTEXT IS FUR QUOTING ONLY memes back

>>8671360
First grade called, they want you to go back and not skip learning reading comprehension this time.

>>8671268
hi

>>8671371
>greentext
>newfag doesn't even know the origin of his own may may

stay mad

>>8671375
Who are you quoting?

>>8671380
>f
>f
>a
>k
>b

>>8671387
Who are you quoting?

>>8671375
Who are you quoting?

>>8671387
Who are you quoting?

>>8671236
Only the oldest of church ladies will think that. Most people know passing homos are biggest hardcore pigs

>>8671374
I heard you were looking for me.

>>8671504
M I N N E S O T A?

>People that call obvious feminine males she and then go through mental gymnastics to say it's straight to jack off to

>>8671512
No, but I'd love a greencard.

>>8671526
Nice try, refugee

>>8671527
Not a refugee, but an immigrant. And I'm also white, not a manlet, and have a higher education.

>>8671537
Joke's on you, I'm a manlet (but white)

>>8671513
so what, you like being treated like a little girl

>>8671548
Joke's on you because I'll be giving you piggy back rides, and people will call you cute.

>>8671571

Nah, switched sides and now I top and dom my current bf, pretty fun.

>>8671572
oh gosh :3

So last night i cuddled and kissed a guy sucked my first cock, and now my new bf is lying asleep next to me
You've converted me, that was the best sex of my life

Hey fags. What's crackin'?

>>8672348
Enjoying endorphin high after exercise.
Waiting for sun to go down so I can go on my nightly walk.
Trying to talk myself into wearing these cumfy lycra shorts instead of my normal baggy ones.. but I feel like a perv because I'm afraid it will look like I'm walking around outside in my underwear and flashing my bulge at everyone... not really far from the truth.

>>8672371

Ah, cool, as it happens I'm waiting for my nightwalk too.

are dominant masculine exclusive tops like unicorns?

>>8672615
No. Though they are in high demand.

>>8672300
If you fucked on the first date he's not your bf.

Would doing a lot of cardio get me down to 175lbs? I'm currently 210 and feel like a fat fuck. Plus I want to get fit since no one in my area likes chubby guys.

>>8666668
>Mirror get goes to yaoi fag
R I P
I
P

>>8669627
>>8670554
Have you ever shit dildoed?

>>8670361
Dom/sub isnt inherently top/bottom and anyone who believes that is an ignoramus.

A top can sub a bottom can top. A verse Dom/sub can be top or bottom.

>>8672707
A first date fuck effectively ruins the relationship?

>>8672768
I feel like it says sex is more important than a relationship. I usually don't start coming on to a guy until like the 3rd date.

>>8672783
I've yet to have a relationship but I feel like my chances of having a good one are ruined early when they ask for nudes or try to goad me into agreeing to lewd stuff

>>8672759
>a bottom can top.
i mean, theoretically, but that kinda misses the point...

>>8672795
Topping from the bottom and power bottoms

>>8672788
That's it for me. Sadly I don't really know where to find guys unless it's Grindr or some other app.

>>8672801
power bottoming isn't the same as topping

>>8672820
This is what I meant in my original post
>Idiots who think Dom = top
Power bottoming is Dom bottoms.
Not top bottoms you tool

>>8672837
what the fuck are you even saying? bottoms can top or not??

>>8672845
Go be retarded somewhere else tripfag

>>8672816
Try plenty of fish dating site. Grindr and other apps are for hookups
And making friends with heterosexuals in recent times

>>8672845

He's saying just because someone is a dom in a relationship doesn't mean they're necessarily a top. You can have a sub top who gets powerbottomed by the dom bottom.

>>8672854
Don't mind them. Betty is just circe in disguise.
>>8672857
I might. I'm not apposed to hook ups, when I want to fuck I fuxk, but it would be nice to meet a cool guy. All my friends are straight.

>>8672866
Don't reply to the tripfag, he's only here for the (you)s

>>8672718

Cardio's part of it.

But in my experience, sit-ups actually helped. Like fuckton of situps and general muscle exercises like sit-ups, push-ups, chin-ups (or literally just hanging awkwardly on a bar for as long as you can stand if chin-ups aren't working right away) help a lot. Some people told me sit-ups are ineffective for weight loss, but that wasn't my experience.

Combine that with long walks, running, cardio... and that'll get you going.

To really get it down once you've started, reduce portions. Eat less food. Every day, in general. This will make what you do eat taste better.

>>8672872
>Giving in to slutty desires
I am disappoint

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>>8672877
Sometimes I want love sometimes I want dick

>>8672872
I am not circe in disguise. that is a vicious rumor. I can't be the only one who was confused by that post, right?

>>8672905
If you are circe I don't mind. I never really had a problem with him. It was kind of annoying how he was threatening suicide every other day though.

>8672905
No more (you)s
If you were confused, it's because you're an idiot who takes things at face value and would rather have it explained like you are a child. Continuing with your childishness you follow up with idiocies like
>But why tho
>Lol wat
>Am confused XD

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>showing off dick pics to pervs on a4a because bored
>see profile of giant ass that seems familiar, no face pics though
>profile and name ringing all the bells
I'm 80% sure my crappy lazy alcoholic ex has ballooned up to 300lbs in the year since we broke up.

>tfw I (FINALLY) stopped drinking and lost the ~50lbs I gained from being in a relationship with him +10 more
>tfw I win


>tfw I'm kinda horny and I'd totally pound that giant ass for old times sake but I'm not going to message him and reopen that can of worms
oh well.. I still feel pretty good about things...

I'm not sure I get the fem gays anymore. It confuses me now. I didn't always, but now I feel so alien amongst them. I don't know if I'm a natural butch. Sometimes I think about acting fem and other times I'll seem to just fall into it, but it's strange because it often becomes a conscious erotic thing - like hearing my voice do Valley Girl shit has a borderline fetishistic appeal and becomes a role I can feel as I play.

Most of the time it's like I'm in some other domain, though.

>>8672905

You can't be Circe in disguise, I'm Circe in disguise!

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I dont understand why the gays here think like they are straight with 'boyfriends' and all that.

Homosex is about homosex, not trying to imitate heteros and whining that you are lonely because you want to feel like you are in a relationship. Look around. How many gays do you see who actually want to get married now. The sex is still going but suddenly all that marriage bitching has stopped.

You want compassion, call your grandma. You want fun make some goddam friends. You want to bare your soul to someone who cares, write a diary and read it. If you want sex, find a horny man. If you want love, get a goddam puppy.

Being emotionally isolated does not mean its intelligent to give your heart to a man and you somehow function as straights because you didnt mature emotionally as a man. Men fuck. Women want attention. And thats what you have in common. Neither one of you wants to grow the fuck up.

Or not. Waste your youth play-pretending that men have long meaningful relationships that arent codependent and that emotional neediness is perfectly mature for an adult male.

You know what. You enjoy your pain. You wallow in it. You love the victim identity. It gets you off the hook for rationalizing when you need to explain why you arent getting laid or have friends that actually care about you. "Its because I have no bf. Thats what I need, to pretend I am a hetero woman and some guy is the solution to my own failure to embrace life and stop being scared of it."

No patience. I have no bloody patience for you 'no bf' types at all. You can keep running the con on yourself, but you arent fooling me. You dont stop an infant crying by doting on it every time it baws.

>>8673070
Kill yourself degenerate
The AIDS isn't doing it fast enough

>>8673070
>I dont understand why the gays here think like they are straight with 'boyfriends' and all that.
They don't think they're straight, they think they are normal human beings who get benefits and satisfaction from connecting with other normal human beings on a deeper emotional level, they just prefer if that other normal human being is another dude.

>Homosex is about homosex, not trying to imitate heteros and whining that you are lonely because you want to feel like you are in a relationship.
Homosexuality is defined as, "sexual attraction to people of one's own sex", there are no other requirements.

>Look around. How many gays do you see who actually want to get married now. The sex is still going but suddenly all that marriage bitching has stopped.
Your anecdotal evidence is doubtful.

>You want compassion, call your grandma. You want fun make some goddam friends. You want to bare your soul to someone who cares, write a diary and read it. If you want sex, find a horny man. If you want love, get a goddam puppy.
You want to connect with other people on a more than superficial level, get therapy.

>Being emotionally isolated does not mean its intelligent to give your heart to a man and you somehow function as straights because you didnt mature emotionally as a man. Men fuck. Women want attention. And thats what you have in common. Neither one of you wants to grow the fuck up.
>Or not. Waste your youth play-pretending that men have long meaningful relationships that arent codependent and that emotional neediness is perfectly mature for an adult male.
I'm honestly not sure what you are saying here but you seem to be defining yourself/all men based on straight culture stereotypes while simultaneously telling gay men that they should stop doing that. I'm confused.

>>8673070
>You know what. You enjoy your pain. You wallow in it. You love the victim identity. It gets you off the hook for rationalizing when you need to explain why you arent getting laid or have friends that actually care about you. "Its because I have no bf. Thats what I need, to pretend I am a hetero woman and some guy is the solution to my own failure to embrace life and stop being scared of it."
>No patience. I have no bloody patience for you 'no bf' types at all. You can keep running the con on yourself, but you arent fooling me. You dont stop an infant crying by doting on it every time it baws.
Now you have switched from attacking gay men who simply believe in healthy relationships, to gay men who are mentally/emotionally stunted and believe a relationship will magically cure them and conflating the two to justify your earlier arguments. I don't think that works.

>>8673070
I just want to feel like I'm in a normal cishet relationship.

>>8673070
some people are naturally wired to be more monogamous, some people arent

chill senpai

Any Ontario anons wanna fill me up?

Some days I just really want a penis inside me. I get shivers thinking about it

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>>8673070
Why so upset fag?

>>8673070
>When gay marriage was legalized, the marriage bitching stopped.
Well, yeah. No shit, shercock.

>>8665904
this

>tfw super deep, masculine voice but am a scrawny submissive bottom

why does god hate me

>>8672707
It's been 2 months of dates tho

>>8673650
Your voice only really matters for first impressions. Unless it's comically low, anybody close to you won't notice it after a couple of hours. Don't bring it up or act insecure about it and people just forget.

t. bottom with a deep voice dating a lisp qt

>>8673070
not sure if that's a fag roleplaying as a retard
or a retard RPing as a homo...

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I got a new shirt and a haircut (not pictured very well) desu

Hey guys, a sexbuddy of mine learned that a guy he hooked up with had siphyllis, and a week after that encounter we had sex. Since I don't know if he got anything before seeing me (both times condoms were used for anal but not oral), should I worry while we wait for 6 weeks to have passed ? And should I refrain from hooking up ? I don't even if I COULD have gotten infected since he doesnt know yet if he was.

>>8674021
Pls rate thanks

I'm thinking about pranking my homophobic parents.
Once I get back from my holiday, I'm thinking about coming out to them as gay. Then, 1 week later, I'll tell them it was a prank and I'm hetero, before finally revealing that was a prank and that I'm actually really gay 3 days after that.
What does gaygen make of this, and would it be a good idea to really act like a massive faggot for the prank coming out? Are there any other ways to improve my prank?

>>8674055
Should've done it last April 1st.

>>8674055
>"i-it's just a p-p-prank b-bro" as your dad is bashing your skull in

Don't do it, I don't want to lose any more potential boyfriends.

>>8674065
But it's a 1.5 week long prank...

>>8674090
I'm pretty beefy, so I reckon I can hold my own against him for a while. I just really want to see how they'd truly react to something like that.

>W-what d'ya mean by potential boyfriends, s-senpai?

>>8674105
>for a while

That's not reassuring enough, boyfriend. Do you need me to come over for protection?

>tfw meet cute bearded asian guy on scruff
>have great conversations
>meet him for brunch just to hang out not to date/hookup
>he's cuter in person
>have a great brunch, decided to hit the town and keep talking
>go to a movie I think it was the visit and he rests his head on my shoulder
>he's staring at me like he wants me to do something
>we make jokes about how bad the movie is
>go grab dinner together and discuss life, family and etc
>he drops me off at home
>I go for a kiss.
>we make out in the backseat of his car
>tfw still going strong and monogamous and we're finally moving in together

>>8674157
Paki Asian or Chink Asian

I assume paki because chinks have shit beards.

Seems like you went straight from first date to moving in together. Stories need a "middle" you know!

>>8674021
ye yea yeah you're cute

>>8667236
>Am I going to catch the fag disease and die?

I truly hope so. We need fewer of you people in the world

>>8674185
Thank u for validating me anon

>>8674145
If it goes south, I'll call it as a prank while I'm still keeping him back. Then my mum'll deal with him and it'll all be A-OK. If all goes well, they can listen to me talk about how impossible gaydating is without just saying "get a gf already, anon, or I'm arranging your marriage".
There's no way this could go wrong though, r-right?

>>8674180
Filipino

>>8674021
pretty cute imo
>try not to take any more pics with a potato though

>>8674024
avoid like the plague

>>8674055
>homophobic parents
how about this for a prank:
>Step 1. Come out, Introduce bf
>Step 2. Cut off all contact

There is no step 3

>>8674024
Bumpity bump.

I hate being black.

>>8674272
>>Step 1. Come out, Introduce bf
>>Step 2. Cut off all contact
But they're rich as shit and are paying my way through a uni course I can't afford and (in the words of my director of studies and head of department) won't give me enough free time to work for if I want a first or 2:1.
Plus I have no bf because finding decent gays where I live and study is near impossible.
Plus they're still my parents...

I bought a dildo but even with lube inserting it hurts like hell. I can put smaller objects in without a problem. How do I get it to stop hurting so much?

>>8665679
So if the board was filled with 1/1's and after this card's effect took place, this card would still be a 1/1, right?

>>8674024
>siphyllis
>wait for 6 weeks
wat?
I've had the exact same thing happen to me twice now (one with fuckbud, one with exbf right when we first started dating thanks to his last fb and he was all blotchy at the time but thought it was stress hives from his job, both with condoms except for oral), both times I got tested and had nothing but got the booty shot anyway because fuck that shit.
It's not that big of a deal, why wait and worry and freak out that you're suddenly going to break out in red blotches when you can just deal with it and move on with your life?

>>8674296
No because it checks before the 1/1s die. Instead it would be a 14/14

>>8674331
Really?
Oh, I guess so. Like Acolyte of pain

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>So what would you like to do then? :)

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>>8674355
>Tell them then ask them what they like
>"Oh nothing much, watching tv"

>>8674355
I ask this because I don't care what we do but I want you to tell me so it can get me in the right mood.
If you're not in the mood enough to tell me what you want then I usually just stop replying and hope someone else comes along.

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>>8674355
>hi
>hey whats up?
>not much just horny
>so what would you like to do then?
>suck dick get fucked/fuck
>cool, lets do it
>ok my place or yours
>mine, *insert address*
>cool, i'll be there in 5 minutes
>awesome

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>>8674379
I love Tom Hardy. I watched Dunkirk mainly because of him.

>>8674295
1 finger, then 2 fingers, then 3, then dildo?

>>8674295
Flexing takes time dum dum, if you can't get it in after 15 mins then get a smaller dildo

>>8674288
It's cool. No lots of white people hate you being black too.

>>8674355
Just give them your fucked up kinky desires. If you're going they'll be down for pretty much anything.

>>8674157
Venser?

>>8674300
How long did you wait before getting tested ? From what doctors told me the bacteria can only be detected after that time.

>>8674723

Seems like it and I'm happy for them.

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>qt boy asks me for my number
>say 1488 instead of my phone number

>>8674908

Next time try to be less of a Nazi try-hard edgelord

>>8674355
>I want you to fuck me missionary while wearing a MAGA hat and make me call you daddy

What it's safer: hooking up with a guy who use Prep & neg (but it assumed he's a huge slut)? or one who is just "negative"?

>>8674908
Lol next time just play it off as a joke

>>8674975
Prep guy. But use a condom anyways. Bare back is for relationships only.

>>8674975
Date someone for 6 months, use condoms, and see if he's monogamous. Then both of you get tested.

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>>8674957
that's hot

>>8675029
>Date
I'm too autistic for that shit, I gave up hoping to find someone interested by me after just a drink...

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>tfw you will never be a gay guy living in a cyberpunk megacity
>will never go to neon illuminated gay bar filled with sexbots, cyborg-bears, and qt twinks
>will never have a date in vr with a guy from around the world

>>8675034
Thanks, I've posted this at least 3 times here, and you're the first one that likes it.

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A made a new card. Please rate.

>>8674296
Oh, didn't think of that. Rewording it to "Deal 1 damage to each character. For each character damaged, gain +1/+1" would be much clearer. Sorry about the confusion.

>>8675116
I'll take control of your bp if you don't stop with the trash HS cards.

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>mfw some old fag gets passive aggressive and blocks me because I didn't reply to their message fast enough

and nothing of value was lost

>tfw 10/10 muscle daddy messages me, but I dont reply fast enough so he blocks me

every time

>ordered a pizza
>delivery boy was high school bully

;_;

>>8675183

isn't it a good thing that he has a shitty job and you get to give him no tip ?

>>8675193
But I gave him a tip, and laughing at people's misfortune is not cool.

>>8675197
You're an angel among the fags.

>>8675205
Thanks, but realistically I'm a horrible human being.

>>8675197
>Tfw I've allies to be a pizza delivery guy twice and didn't even get an interview.

I don't know why I keep letting my horny brain talk me into getting on hookup apps/sites when I have no intention of actually hooking up anymore. I wish I had the willpower to just jerk off and move on instead of wasting an hour/the whole day sitting on blue balls and acting like a retarded pervert.

>>8675220
That's typically more of your driving history than work history

>>8675223
>jerked off twice today
>accidentally read the one word that triggers me
>dick is diamond hard for hours

It's impossible sometimes.

>>8675220
I used to be one. It's a pretty easy job if you're not a fucking idiot. But I'm glad I left because after a while you start to get really angry and bitter at customers.

>allies
Reminds me of how me and my coworkers would laugh at all the applications from retards who didn't bother to proofread / couldn't spell for shit.

>>8675197
>laughing at people's misfortune is not cool

but he was your high school bully

>not smirking when you open the door to see him
>not saying 'hey what you been up to' with a shit eating grin
>not handing him a twenty and then asking for the change back while saying 'sorry tough economy you know'

are you sure you are gay you don't seem mean or bitter enough

>>8675231
My driving record is clean as fuck though.

I'm just generally unemployable.

>>8675245
Phone posting is suffering.

I mostly want the job for free bulking food.

>tfw no one to go see carmen with
;_;

>>8675262
>carmen
The Opera?

>>8675250
Am I reading a script for some shitty teen movie? Would you honestly so that? I sure can't. Maybe he wasn't that bad of a bully, and maybe he had a rough childhood. Surely nobody with responsible parents would become a delivery boy. It's not like he's a criminal or something, you should treat people a bit better.

>>8675244
what's the word?

>>8675272
>Would you honestly so that

probably not- still funny to think about

how bad was this fella anyhow ? how did the interaction go ?

>>8675244
I usually just need to jerk off once a day to stay sane, usually do it in the shower because my imagination keeps me more mellow than watching porn.
But for a few days every few months my horniness spikes into an intense manic episode and its almost impossible to keep myself sensible. Over the years I've managed to subconsciously bluff myself into having impossible high standards for what I'm looking for and I luckily never find it so I don't ever end up hooking up with any randoms. Usually I have to jerk off like 3 times in a row to calm all the way down and I end up feeling disgusted with myself because the mania is still there but the desire is gone so I just feel kind of ill. Usually end up with depression for a few days after it's over. Real pain in the ass.

>>8675267
yes

never been to see it in person

>>8675276
I'm scared of saying, because people will make fun of me.

>>8675284
It was awkward and luckily ended really fast, didn't help that I opened the door shirtless. He seemed like normal grown up peron though.

My friend wants me to come over to his house (I am 20 he is 22) next weekend and drink with him, he specifically said his parents arent going to be at the house that weekend.
Ulterior motive or just me being an idiot?

>>8675304
should've invited him in
>bow chicka wow wow

>>8675287
It's go with you anon.
>>8675289
Can't be that bad. I used to do cam shows, I can guarantee I've heard stranger.

>>8675313
No, he's ugly and I'm a gay virgin.

>>8675312
Only one way to find out.

>>8675317
Ok the word is daddy. Please don't judge.

Tell me about the cam shows though.

>>8675324
But.. he isn't really my type.
I've been described as a twink and he is more like a bear

>>8675335
Bear on twink is the best, stop playing hard to get.

>>8675334
not nearly as weird as I thought

>>8675340
this
>tfw no twink bf

>>8675340
I don't think so, he also seems to be a bottom.

>>8675334
Daddy isn't that either weird.
>Tell me about the cam shows though.
What do you want to know?

>>8675353
Ok but the first time I posted about liking daddies in gaygen, the henny posting fem4fem poster attacked me and others joined in.

>>8675355
Break out the double dildo. Or just cuddle. Or none of the above if he doesn't mean anything by it.

>>8675358
Did you do it for easy money, what body type are you, did you do any weird/hardcore requests, or were you more vanilla, private gaygen camshow when?

>>8675363
I am a virgin, no toys here.

Heh, maybe I am just overthinking this.

>>8675379
Have you ever given or gotten a blowjob? Because now's your chance.

>>8675387
If you don't count autofellatio, then no to both counts.

>>8675399
>he's done autofellatio

lmao

>>8675405
>he hasn't, or at least tried
were you not a horny teenage boy once?

>>8675405
What's the issue?
If I can then why not

>>8675413
>>8675418
I've actually had dreams of doing it, but I'm not flexible enough. What's the point though, someone else should be doing it for you.

>>8675430
It's for If or when you don't have anyone to do it for you.

Also I like how naughty it is, but that's just me being autistic.

>>8675438
I've also never tasted my own cum, that's just degenerate.

>>8675444
For me, I always swallow it, cause it's fun I guess

>>8675377
>Did you do it for easy money,
Yes.
> what body type are you,
Pretty fit, tall, big dick
> did you do any weird/hardcore requests, or were you more vanilla,
Depends on the request. Mostly vanilla stuff or Dom/abuse stuff.
>private gaygen camshow when?
Start a collection Anon.

>>8675480
And you stopped because your dream rich daddy found you during one of your shows, and now you're happily married?

>used to be tha alpha kid
>bros before hoes
>no girls allowed clubs and treehouses/bases/hideouts
>never allowed girls to acquire the secret intelligence
>never really let girls be my friends because boys were the masterrace
>grew up to be gay

Do you guys think that's a coincidence?

>>8675520
Obviously. Anyone who is overcompensating enough to call themselves alpha is a massive faggot.

>>8675525
I called my kid self alpha though.

>>8675487
Sorta. He calls me Daddy though, and we didn't meet on cam.

>>8675525
Or the to attract days faggots. Submissive guys eat up that Dom/alpha shit.

I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.

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>>8675548
Yeah, but they will see past your facade. I don't pretend to be masculine, I am masculine. That's why fags love me. I do not have to call myself alpha to know that I am a winner, I just know I am.

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>>8675548

Kinda, but not if the man actually uses the term 'alpha', especially repeatedly about himself. It makes a fetish out of a real phenomenon, and a over arching aspect of an alpha is that they dont have hierarchical identity in an abstract because they practice the trademark behaviors in practical terms. The image follows the behavior, not guides it.

Its not quite the same as 'dom' which is a more admittedly fetishized role and has a lot of interpretations. A dom can be deliberate and rehearsed or just a default adjective for the person.

Anything is better than 'masc' which ironically about the faggiest term ever coined. I dont care how much a guy works out or built he is. If he uses the term 'masc' I know hes an insecure dick eating bitch and I reserve the right to kick him in the nuts for cock-fraud. "Bro" my lily white ass.

And now a test of dialectics: Lets say you have two men who bottom and/or suck dick. They want a macho man, but dont have the ability to approach them. So they end up compromising and hook up with each other, and realize half the time one of them has to top, even if they do it poorly as would be expected.

Rather than start an argument and give the name for this, I will simply ask: what would you call these two bottoms compromising for each other? Or what are they likely to call themselves.

We all know the answer...my point being they are just bottoms. But we know that isnt the term they use.

>>8675601
's a'ight

>>8675615
You're a little bitch and I'll dom that bp any day I want.

>>8675561
>tfw no goebbels bf

I really need a bigger guy to spoon me right now. Can'f fall asleep again, help.

Do you guys believe in star signs? I don't particularly do, but I'm curious. Post yours, and opinions on others.

>virgo
>hate scorpio and leo
>love pisces and cancer

I just matched with a qt guy on Tinder but I'm leaving the country for 2 weeks tomorrow. How do I message to say I'm interested in meeting, but can't in the next 2 weeks?

>>8668617
If you're Irish or Anglo, don't. You give yourself skin cancer if you do. Speaking from personal experience. Tanning is useless, if you want to get darker then stay in the sun every day. You can't get a tan over a week.

>>8675817
>Hello, cute guy, I'm interested in having a good time with you, but I'll be on holiday for two weeks, so you'll need to be patient until I come back and make you mine.

>>8675838
K thanx pham. Will do.

>>8675630
Does is need a term? I just think if then as a bottom couple. Sometimes they'll find a bull to fuck them both.

>>8675817
Just say exactly that it's a guy guys are really straightforward

How about texing:

I'm leaving the country for 2 weeks tomorrow. I'm interested in meeting, but can't in the next 2 weeks

If someone were to, I dunnooooo, make a new general, what page should that person wait for this thread to drop to before making a new one??? \o/

How femmy are you ?

>>8675971
You wait for it to die or for it to reach bump limit. Lurk more, newfaggot.
Also, welcome. You're gonna die on this website.

>>8675987
Thanks for the help!

>>8675980
My friends once asked me to do a campy High School Musical jump for a lads HSM group photo. I was labelled as a toxically masculine repressed homosexual for my inability to do it.

Who else /can't dance/ ?

How to into nightclubs ?

>>8675780
I'm leo
what sign should I date?? halp

>>8675971
soon as it hits 300 replies is usually when
>which funnily enough it just did

>>8676001
>attempting to dance

>>8676101
Wow, it's a new thread! Similar to the one I said I was gonna make!