/gaygen/ Gay General: Hunky Bara's Edition

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>tfw no cosplayer bf
>tfw no darth vader cosplaying bf

God, all I want is to suck Darth Vader's cock all fucking day and b ehis little bitch.

>>8631395

It's not Darth Vader but my bf did send me a pic of a clone trooper helmet he got.

>>8631395
Gotta see if I can get my bf to cosplay with me.

In the process of getting fit, so hopefully I'll soon have more cosplay options.

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>>8631431
>In the process of getting fit...
ditto
>tfw 60lbs of fat is finally gone and my stomach is less than an inch away from being completely flat and i can rub it without my hand smushing around a roll of blubber
>tfw test boost from fat loss and suddenly growing hair everywhere that used to be pale and pudgy

I kinda feel like I'm finally a man, like I'm coming out of a ridiculously long and painful puberty.

IM GOINg TO HAVE MY FIRST KISS

AHHHHHHHHH

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>>8631532
>mfw you just made me feel bad about my chubby form

You had to remind me i'm a fat loser fuck?

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>>8631421
Your bf should buy costumes for both of you.
Creativity in sex is a great way to strengthen the relationship.

>>8631431
I do hope the both of you have a very good time with each other.

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How do you know a fellow faggot is into you?

>>8631581
Ask.

Is Hiro fucking with the captcha? Clicking what you're supposed find I one picture needs like 20 tries and the click x until they disappear takes forever

>>8631588
>he doesn't use the old (easier/faster) captcha system
sis...

>>8631586
I mean like what are the hints tho
Is it like the same with girls? Them looking at you alot and turning away when you look back?

>>8631580

He would definitely be down for that.

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>>8631608
Remember that technically if both of you consent, you can do anything on the bed.
Soviet versus nazi. Cop versus criminal. Or whatever gets you off.

>>8631532
>tfw wanna get fit but not really capable of doing stuff like joining gyms and whatnot

>>8631549
I HOPE YOU MESS IT UP AND FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

>>8631599
pretty much
I think
idk pretty sure nobody's ever looked at me like that

>>8631597
How do I "get" to use it?

I typically browse the web on my phone because I'm not a school shooter

>>8631628
you can use it while on phone tho:
>open a thread (not the catalog) in a tab
>open Settings/Quotes & replying
>select Legacy Captcha

I really really really want to share lewd feels, but I'm not quite sure where would it be appropiate.
Just talking about the things that make our dicks drool.

>>8631599
I usually throw a suggestive joke at them and see how they react. I loved to see how my bf looked nervous and went all red when I did that.

>>8631683
Thanks, doll.

Not even sure why the new one exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w-zvJNuPgE

>>8631799
>why the new one exists
1) (((datamining))) via Google...
2)... then bought by [spoiler]illiberal political parties[/spoiler]

>>8631917
that thing looks like it should be extinct

I want to play with someone's butt.

>>8632520
Hi

>>8632559
Hey baby.

>>8631573
>fat

take it from a former fatty.
losing weight is not nearly as difficult as you're pretending it is. you just have to stop making excuses.
exercise for at least 10 mins every day (push yourself and make sure you sweat)
calories in < calories out (don't waste calories on junk that wont fill you up)
slow and steady wins the race (if you don't go overboard and make yourself sick of it, you wont burn out early, and you wont waste any time/progress with "cheat days")

I lost the majority of my weight in the first few months. I just made it a routine and didn't worry or obsess about my progress, but became militant about sticking to the diet and exercise schedule. lmost feels like I woke up one day and was suddenly a healthy weight.

losing weight is easy... its the getting "fit" part that's hard work... but it's also a lot easier when you're not lugging extra weight around and gasping for breath.

>>8632583
do you like bottom boys who are skinny but also kinda getting skinnyfat over the years

>>8632651
I know one way to burn calories.

>>8632679
o-oh

>>8632651
>skinny but also kinda getting skinnyfat over the years
:S
what a waste desu

>>8631573
he didn't do anything to you on purpose. it's not his fault you're fat.

>>8632651
Yes. I actually find it really cute

>>8632750
I just haven't been able to dedicate myself fully to cardio and eating right and shit

Am I weird to like gay voice, faggy lisp, etc. to the point it arouses me?
(I'm bi, fairly straigth-acting without any mannerisms fyi)

>>8632843
Not really.

>27
>Still feel the urge to fap four times a day
I hate this.

>>8632965
gotta get a second set of hands involved so it drops down to 2, brah

>>8632843
hey sis, are you cute and rich?

>>8632679
>>8632965
Live your truth but remember your T levels!

And that's the T

mafia 3's final dlc is great
dreamfall chapters final cut is ok, mostly great changes but they fucked reza up
fat fem asians are the worst demographic on the planet

any q's babes

>>8633136
>gotta get a second set of hands
You mean get someone else to jerk me off, or just grow another set of arms? Because I don't think either way is going to work. One of those is impossible, and the other would require a lot of time studying biology.

>>8633174
What?

>>8633273
or maybe just chemistry ;)

>>8633279
Oh you.

>>8633284
being serious for a second, having a second set of hands wouldn't help at all.

>>8631532
Yeah. I'm coming from the opposite direction. I'm up 65 pins from the skelly I used to be. It really is like night and day.

>>8633350
I dunno, man. It's hard to touch all the places that it feels good to touch at once.

Plus if they were longer you could reach more intimate places easier.

Plus you could fight crime.

>>8633551
just stretch your fingers out

>>8633554
Doesn't work. Maybe I have short arms. Or everyone else has freakishly long fingers.

is there a fucking
one good show or movie or a web comic or something with gays in it

not like west coast so-cal gays where everyone's gay and everyone's cool with it and politics don't fucking exist
i just once wanna watch a movie (OR SOMETHING) where the dude is gay and he's scared to be out in public and he fucking lives with it and maybe he finds someone who's not weird and they click together

>>8633563
no, like stretch them out until they're permanently longer, like gumby

>>8633685
no lol
gay media was never for gay people

>>8633685

Maurice

>tfw no masculine, straight looking qt bf who's clueless on lgbt issues and isn't conditioned to live his life based on his sexual orientation

life is suffering

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>>8633685
No and I hate you
Your kind of people ruined Marvel.

get aids

I sucked my older brother off last night, what's /tttt/ thoughts on incest?

>>8633886
you faggots really think this is ideal? lol

>>8634004
grody

>>8634135
it is, flamboyant gay guys who are obsessed with social justice and gay pride are obnoxious

>decide to masturbate
>using one hand to fug myself with a dildo, other for using the dick
>no matter what I try I can't orgasm - I've never had that issue before
>despite using plenty of lube my dick swells up like a balloon afterwards

What the fuck is going wrong

>>8634174
there's like, more than two personalities sis

>>8634232
i'm not sure but that sounds not right at all and at the very least mildly concerning. ask someone who knows what you're doing and not people here.

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>>8631291
Do you guys know how to set gay/bi matches on tinDer?

I justhink started using it but I can't find the orientation option
>>8634026
I'm a gay Mexican you cunt

I fucking hate that latina lesbian and those fucking stupid sjw characters

Fuck off

>meet up with grindr guy
>at one point jokingly tell him that lesbians don't exist (because they can just widen up their legs for men anytime which makes them bi)
>he gets furious and goes on a long rant about how his friends are lesbians
Haha whoops

do I have to be crazy for male butts and dicks to be gay?

>>8634423
I dunno
I like cuddling and being lovely more than sucking and I'm gay af
I guess not

>>8634135
>grody
Maybe it is disgusting but that could be what made it so hot. It was shitty drunken sex which i can only faintly recall yet i have never felt so aroused. Really not sure what to do about it.

>>8634377
It knows you're a man so just set it to show men, duh

>>8634423
No, an awareness of the cancerous, deleterious effects of women on one's wellbeing & the logical consequence of being attracted to the male psyche already goes a long way

>>8634450
yuck

>>8634423
no

>>8634417
me

>>8634451
most gay people don't have issues with women sis lol

>8634453
Quality post

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>>8634456
all of them are

>>8634453
I've noticed, you're a lucky bunch and don't even know it.

I assumed that guy is also bi, since he had to ask for instructions on being a homosexual

Reminder that fem gays are just trannies in denial / repression

>>8634459
he's almost certainly just stupid.

>>8634469
you sound jealous and fat

Reminder that trannies don't exist.

>Tfw gay fantasies of close straight friends
>being the group slut who gets visited by them on occasion just to let them blow off some steam
>being used as practice for one of them who is still a virgin

How can i look them in the eyes anymore? Closeted homo btw

>>8634483
The bigger question is how you can look yourself in the face. You're disgusting

>>8634487
I have already embraced the darker side of me. It's better than pretending I am a saint.

>>8634483
you can't

>>8634487
get them sis!

>>8633685
No.
Such movies would shatter the straight delusion that they're an accepting bunch and it would shatter the gay delusion that they're accepted.

>>8634490
Why do you call us all sis

Is it because we are bit like girls on The inside? In a non tranny way

>>8633685
The Boys in the Band. The characters are all as pathetic as you want them to be

>>8634547
no, sis stands for sissy. idiot.

>>8634576
Same difference

>>8634576
What? Sis is a shortening of sister, similar how guys use bro

>>8634645
bro stands for brothel, idiot. is everyone on this board really this stupid? you're calling your friends cum dumps.

>>8634417
Kek.

>>8633886
My bf is pretty fem, but conservative. It's pretty great. Most of my friend group is pretty far left, it's pretty fun just being able to look at each other and share a look whenever they go off on some absurd rant.

>>8634004
as long as your older brother is not underaged it's good

I want to expand my dong inside Horrors ass and impregnate him!

>>8635086

You have horrible tastes

>>8635086
yuck!

>>8635072
please think before you post

>>8634686
Betch I thought I was actually arguing with you for a second

>>8633886
It's funny, my bf was the one to bring me out the closet and helped me discover I was a homo

>>8635146
>>8635072
i'm 19, he's 22

>>8634469
I'm a muscle sub
Go away

I just wanted a nice cozy place to talk about Gay things and chill without it turning to politics or activism or anything, Is this the place?

>>8635221
Please dont fug your family its inappropriate

>>8635420
You know you could probably find out if you lurked moar

>>8635420
Yes, what you wanted to talk about?

>>8635420
We're all trans here. Go to /r9gay/

>>8635449
Hell no, half the replies there are pissed anons telling us to go away, the other half are anons posting anime girls and role playing as sexualized female toddlers, it's really unsettling.

> anal warts blossoming like petals on spring
> Now there's even some inside my rectum
> I can feel them pressuring against the poop when I shit
There goes my sex life.

>>8635408
Post pics

>>8635469
Men don't need to HPV fax, they said.

Vaxing women will provide herd immunity, they said.

Vanishing returns mean a waste of money, they said.

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>>8635574
this
>>8635469
you do know there is a vaccine for sexually transmitted warts. There is no cure for regular warts though.

/gaygen/, do I want to save myself for a future bf or do sexy hookup things now? I'll take a convincing argument or dubs/trips.

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>>8635606
It's best to do your slutty phase now, because later when you're happy with your bf you will realize you want to try out sexual stuff that won't include him. Just get the experiences in your system and then move on to settling down after you've had your fill. You'll end up one of those guys who cheat and you don't want to become that.

>>8635625
But won't having other guys before him lessen the deep emotional and sexual bond I feel with him, leaving me incapable of loving him to my full potential? This has always been my main concern.

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>>8635639
What the hell is this crock of shit? When you love someone it doesn't matter. You will have enough sexual and emotional attachment to the one you love. Even more so since the previous guys weren't loved they were just sexual experiences not attachments.

how do I deal with being attracted to straight guys only? I've never felt anything for gay dudes and its becoming frustrating and a huge problem for me. I've been hit on by gay men and they just don't do it for me, as a result im still single. should I just keep looking for someone?

>>8635848
You don't.
Straight-looking, straight-acting (inb4 kek straight acting meme; you know exactly what I mean) gays do exist, but we're so outnumbered by sluts and fags that we're very distant from each other, and only rarely actually come face to face. It's just a lottery, and the masculine gay almost always loses.

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I secretly love the poster below me

I-I hope he does too...

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>>8635898

I don't. Die in a fire.

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>>8635903
Haha you dumdum
You fell for it
Now you have to cuddle me and tell me you love me and I'll make you as happy as I can
haha you dum

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>>8635961
I never loved you.

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>>8635984
I never asked for your opinion
Now we are going to watch summer wars together and I'll rest my head on your lap

Link to discord?

>>8636143

>>8604845

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Dream Daddy is now available on Steam.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/

>>8636231

We already know.

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>>8636231

I made Wiz a character just for you guys.

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>>8636241

I hate you. I don't look like that.

>>8635625
Why do bears insist on puffing up their faces like that

>tfw going go Germany for Uni soon and don't know anyone there

Any German boyfriends in here? I'm scared.

>>8636416
you are not a woman. relax

>>8636424
You're not a woman.

>>8636416
You don't need to be afraid! You will do great.

>>8636462
How can you be so sure?

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>>8635606
>>8635639
I get what you mean anon
>tfw 25 and still waiting...

>>8636568
don't fall for the gayslut meme anon, stay pure and save yourself for the perfect qt life partner

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>>8636468
Anonymous, sometimes you've just got to have faith.

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>>8636416
Welche Stadt?

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>>8635625
This. Better to slut it now than cheat someone you're serious about

>>8635639
.... wut? Confusing romantic attachment and sex is a female delusion, we don't have that problem.

Not that I wouldn't mind having a naive, loyal virgin sissy twink bf, the idea is fascinating, but not too realistic.

>>8636597
Ulm.

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>>8636940
>Baden-Württemberg
Oh I wouldn't worry man. They are use to English speakers down there. For the most part they are more welcoming to showing off their English skills to you. I was in Niedersachsen and there were times where I tried to engage in German conversations and they ended up becoming English conversations halfway through. Don't see that as an insult though they just want relieve your struggle. Although the south is more reserved so don't act like a brash American, try to be a bit more humble; you'll make new friends easily.

What the hell was that previous shit. -_-

>>8636993
>don't act like a

But what about being myself and believing in my dreams? >>8636592 said I can do it.

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>>8637007
The north is more accepting to gay alternative life styles, but the south of Germany is quite religious man. Try not to get yourself lynched.

>>8637023
>quite religious

Well I'm fucked.

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>>8637035
Also if you smoke you will be turned away from smoking in doors or in areas near people. Baden-Württemberg adopted the US policy of anti-smoking majority.

Germany is overrated, Düsseldorf is boring and almost nobody speaks English. And all of the guys are masc/fat/unattractive/old. Meh.

>>8637058
I literally dream of people that smoke dying horrible deaths.

>>8637096
Masc and old is fine.

>>8637096
Masc and fat is fine; not everyone likes twinks.
Germanon should worry more about the local food. If you don't enjoy a diet of just sausages and the occasional flat chicken nugger or stew, you may be in for a bad time.

>>8637252
Yeah, but the beer is top-tier and the scenery is unbeatable.
I have to say most German men look like potatoes, however, and their dicks can be underwhelming if you're used to French or Spanish dicks.

>>8637252
But I can cook.

>>8637278
I don't drink, and scenery is cool, but how do you enjoy it, considering how bad the weather is there?

>>8637252
Untrue, there's plenty of Vietnamese, Chinese, Italian, Indian, Greek etc etc places around, you're totally not limited to German cuisine. Which isn't bad either if you ask me.

>>8637345
>bad weather
Check your privilege, cunt, the weather is great here.

>>8636304
because these are the fruity fem bears
avoid at all costs

>>8637371
>the weather is great here 2 months out of the year

FTFY

>>8637371
My guy, I've been to Germany three times already, and the weather is complete ass, don't lie.

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>>8637489
>>8637449
Try living next to the north pole for most of your lives, bitches

>>8637513
No thanks.

>>8637513
Canadian?

>>8637278
>the beer is top-tier
True
>the scenery is unbeatable
>looked it up with doubts
... fuck, you're right

>>8637371
German food, in and of itself, I've always found to be samey, other than the top-notch desserts. It's not as bad as French, I'll admit, and at least it doesn't tout itself as world-class cuisine.

I'm really glad I accepted I was gay
I feel so happy with my boyfriend

>want to be comfortable in my sexuality
>be on grindr
>get messages from fairly attracive people
>spill spaghetti and delete
how do i balance my intense urge to be a slut with the fact that i don't like dealing with strangers

>>8637833
you're autistic

>>8637833
alcohol/drugs reduce inhibitions

>>8637579
>preferring German to French food

congratulations, you have no taste

My gay friend keeps on texting me like "What are you up to?" or "How are you?", do you think he knows that I am gay?

>>8637913
TELL HIM TELL HIM TELL HIM TELL HIM

>>8637913
Anon, please tell him the truth

>>8637913
yes and he likes you
go for it honey

>>8637918
>>8637928
>>8637930
This is why I like bein gay

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>>8637908
>preferring anything French
Guttural nasal slag. French speakers are annoying and aridly boring.

>>8637833
>get messages from fairly attractive people
>still whine
f u c k o f f

>>8637918
Skared.
>>8637928
See above
>>8637930
See above above

>Be me
>aquire bf
>tell him I'm unsure if I'm bi since I'm shy of girls so don't know if I like them
>he fucks me silly and makes me suck cock and basically makes me feel like a proper bottom faggot
>"are you unsure now?"
>"no, I only like men now :D"

彼氏が欲しいけど、親がホモ嫌悪だし、カミングアウトしたくない
どうすればいいの

>>8637908
>Uhh, steak. We cook a piece of meat...
>Honhonhon, Frites. We cook a potato with salt!
>Moutarde, it is ze most flavourful of ze seasonings.
Europoor food (bar Italy and Greece) is bland and shite. French food just seems to stand out because it adds something that vaguely resembles spices, with no actual regard for how to balance and combine them for optimal flavour and variety.

>>8637990
I'd probably be too scared too if anyone liked me
but maybe just go slowly, go out as friends first and slowly inch towards telling him

>>8638011
stop typing like a weeb
fuck what you parents think
you don't have to unless/until you're ready

>>8638031
You've obviously never been to a Michelin-starred restaurant.

>>8638036
Like, we've been friends for like.. 7 years now (I'm 20). He's like a brother to me, not like.. a lover

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>>8638031

>>8638040
I have. It was shite and tasted cheap and flavourless, not to mention the fuckall amount of the cream-cracker-esque food you get for the price. European food and the tradition of omitting spices literally arose from some pompous fags crying about how they needed to look different from paupers and their flavourings.

>>8638044
sometimes good friends make the best boyfriends
you must know each other a bunch already so that's a lot of the getting to know each other out of the way

>>8638055
I guess some people just prefer boiled potatoes and cabbage.
Enjoy!

>tfw meeting bf tomorrow for the first time in 2 months
hope he saved up enough cum to fill me up

>>8638082
I don't... hence why I don't eat eurofag michelin star food...

>cultural food fight
Who cares all of it becomes shit in the end. Shut up and flush. Fucking foodies I swear.

>>8638031
chink detected

>>8638103
Chinese is OK, but it pales in comparison to indian subcontinent.

>>8638079
I dunno, he is like 3 years older than me

>>8638126
I knew you had to be either chinese or Indian.

>>8638090
he's been fucking someone else
2 months is a long time in penis years

>>8638129
Oh wow, that's practically the same age as your grandad

It's literally fucking nothing

>>8638161
:l

I dunno dude, I am scared of relationships and sex n stuff

>>8638170
jesus christ, are you 14 years old?

>>8635625
>>8636897
Kill yourselves

I'm not even joking. Do it

>>8638175
Nah man, just abused as a kid

>>8638187
oh, uh, sorry

:X

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>>8638126
All asians are annoying, chinese are rude, indians are disgusting, malaysians are trannies, japanese are just fucking weird, and Russians are assholes.

>>8638207
Americans are worse assholes than Russians though.

>>8638170
>scared of relationships and sex n stuff
don't be scared of being happy & being intimate with someone who like you: it's totally worth it, in particular with a good friend that seems to care about you ;)

>>8638195
I'm drunk and you are a voice on the internet
I don't care
>>8638240
Scared of intimacy, not happiness

>>8638187
hot

Tell us more

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>>8638223
In all honesty I think Americans and Russians are tied in how much of an asshole they are to the rest of the world. Only reason they don't get along is because there's only room for one major asshole in this world; both strive for the title endlessly.

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What are the chances of finding a cute twink boyfriend as a in the closet gay living in the south? ;_;

>>8638254
Kys dude

>>8638275
how big is your dick?

>>8638275
Unlikely.

I'd imagine most southern gays are more basic having been forced into the closet.

And even then people don't like dating closeted people since it can severely limit the extent of the relationship

>>8638134
Dat's cuz you know where the best food at, breh.

>>8638275
>What are my chances of finding gay twinks?
100%

>>8638333
>southern gays are more basic having been forced into the closet

gays in homophobic climates tend to polarize: either very masculine/straight-acting or super gay/feminine

twink just means young and relatively hairless.
those exist everywhere

just go on grindr and don't show your face

>>8638098
>gaygen is reduced to arguing over food

Might as well let the trannies have this general.

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>>8638383
don't they already? I mean if we are being serious now.

>>8631291
I hate how the only mechanic to getting S rank on a mission is how many turns it takes to complete the objective. Fucking japs

>>8638247
>Scared of intimacy, not happiness
well you have found a nice person, tell him your concerns, then, if he really cares, you & him will take baby steps to something more serious

>>8638397

If they really owned this place their tripfags would be in here as well.

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>>8638558
Calm before the storm

>>8638031
As a foodie, you're retarded. Food is good everywhere if, you go to the paces that make good food. Food is shit everywhere if you eat at places that make shit food.

>>8638504
If I tell concerns he will know I was diddled as a kid no thanks

>>8638611
>As a foodie
Hope you're being ironic. That's like saying 'as a hipster'. Or possibly 'as a fat fuck'.

>>8638697
>he will know I was diddled as a kid

so what if he knows?
that is what intimacy is:
being vulnerable and sharing shameful experiences, among other things.

>>8638760
No, do not want

>>8638780
god, i want a cute tsundere twink like you as my boyfriend so bad

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>>8638785

>>8638785
Who said I was a twink?
I mean, I cant grow facial hair or chest hair. Besides the point

>>8638790
wait so he had sex with a fat kid? Shit that guy mustve been really fucked in the head

>>8638799
I'm awful confused here
I've been called and I guess I am traditionally considered a twink, I am not fat

>>8638799
A hole is a hole is a hole...
And a fat ass is a fat ass...

>>8638611
Food turns into shit 100% of the time so why does it matter. Everything is shit in the end.

>>8638744
>Or possibly 'as a fat fuck'.
I prefer to think of myself as husky. I burn most of it off in the gym.

Have you looked on the bright side today, /gaygen/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

>>8638929
I love life of bwian

I want to pin Horror against a wall and fuck his cute little butt as he moans with pleasure!

>>8638126
It's because all the spicy food killed your tastebuds.

>>8638870
mmm that isn't technically true. Some portion of food is turned into you, as it is absorbed up the old digestive tract.

Are implying that you, that we, are shit?

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>>8638929
>$68,000 debt
>2 months behind on credit card payments
>unemployed for 2 months
>made some coffee and played vidya all day
Every day is a journey through experiences and ideas. Can't really complain, there are others in worse condition than me in this world.

>>8639007
That's the spirit. Cheers anon.

What is debt after all but a bunch of made up bullshit anyway, haha. The government can't even pay my debt. I got something else those leeches can suck.

Same about credit. Newsflash: it's all made up, teehee.

>unemployed

You mean free to live each day unburdened by arbitrary responsibilities placed on you by the demands of modern civilization? sign me up

>made coffee and played vidya all day

It's like vacation, innit? ^o^

>>8639039
>The government can't even pay my debt

The government cant' even pay ITS debt

That was a funny little financial Freudian slip

>>8638999
Everyone is shit. This world is shit. We all become shit in the end. Incidentally shit becomes everything in the future. It's a shit eat shit world man.

>>8638611

Speaking of food, I had horse steak and tried someone else's whale steak when I was in Iceland. Both of them were really fucking good.

I'm going to vacation in cape cod this saturday (to thursday)!
I'm so happy!

>>8639071
Can I come? :3 I'm kinda close by.

>>8639047
For some reason this post made me think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o

>>8639089
Uh, I'll be with the family!
This is actually the first vacation I've ever gone on!

>>8639094
Aw have fun. Truth be told my bros and I never partied much on the cape, because the traffic going there sucks major balls.

Still some pretty idyllic spots out there though. Are you going to be near p-town?

>>8639131
p-town?
All I know is that I'll be near Eastham or something, I'm wicked excited!

>>8639159
Providenicetown. It's like this town at the very tip of cape cod's weird little finger shape'd land mass and it's were all the hot European gays like to vacation.

Eastham is like four towns south of it actually. If you can take the car you should drive down and idk, cruise for men or something lol...

>>8639186
Nah, I'm a virgin and I dont think I am wanting to have sex there

>>8639195
Haha that's fine too. You could also just check it out, get some boy's number lol.

>>8639215
That's too ballsy for me!

>>8639240
I know what you mean. And it's you always have balls to spare. But luckily sometimes it happens almost by accident.

>>8639246
>And it's you always have balls to spare

Wow I really butched this sentence. That's enough 4chan for tonight.

What I meant to say is, 'it's not as if you always have balls to spare."

>>8639246
I'm too much of a pussy to do anything with boys

What does lgbt think of Norm?
https://youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0 https://youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0

>>8639255
Maybe you just need someone to take the initiative. Plenty of guys are like that. It's nothing to be ashamed about.

It's just annoying af because it means more work for the ones who have to take initiative to get laid, or dates, or anything.

>>8639262
Too scared no thanks sorry

good morning friends :)

I want to hold hands with Horror as we have passionate sex!

>tfw no butt to poke with my dick as we're cuddling

Does the water bottle enema trick gays use to clean their BP work for constipation?

I'm desperate

>>8639574
buy a fleshlight

>>8639594
it might, depends on how constipated you are. adding some salt (like a tablespoon max) can help but you'll also have a lot less control of your bowels when passing it.

you can also drink warm salt water but you should make sure you have an entire day cleared before trying that.

>>8639710
>you can also drink warm salt water but you should make sure you have an entire day cleared before trying that.

What did you mean by this?

>>8639783
no matter how constipated you are, you will have horrible, uncontrollable diarrhea for at least the next 18 hours after you do this.

Did /gaygen/ have a crush on a guy before you knew you were gay? Am I the only one?

http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1500975884341.webm

>>8640012
me on the left

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>be a complete shut in for months
>mood improves decide to get my life together
>go out
>see cute guys
>automatically want to kill myself
>go back into the shelter

>>8640080
i too know this feel
makes me irrationally angry seeing all these fit lads walking around

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>>8640080
>in the gym

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>>8640110
>>8640122
I don't even need to go to anywhere like a gym, fuck I can't even watch youtube normally anymore because cute guys keep appearing on videos.

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>>8640135
>when you see a really cute extra in the background of some movie

>>8640080
how are you supposed to fall in love if you avoid them?

>>8640110
not their fault

>>8640135
lol what

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>>8640160
Why would I want to fall in love? In my whole life I have met very very few people who didn't disappoint, stab or turned their backs on me when I needed most. I wanna believe but it's just not likely.

I just want to move on with my life without being assaulted by feelings.

I didn't know whether I liked my bf or not before I went away for 2 months, but now I kind of miss him.
What does it meme?

>>8640211
prefer not to say

>>8640178
i don't wanna fall in love
love hurts just like a knife (woo woo!)

>>8640211
you're possessive.

>>8638929
>just woke up before midday for the first time in ages
>have nothing to do today except defrag my PC
However
>my lego order arrived, that'll kill some time
Also
>tfw no qt bf to watch python with

>>8639892
Liked a boy in school
Were kind of friends l think
Pretty sure he was also gay
Ended up pushing him away
Still feel bad about it

>>8640080
This guy gets it

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>>8640222
>you're possessive
explain?

There's GOT to be something better than fucking Grindr for hookups in this shitty small town
80% old blokes, 20% no profile

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>>8640080
I'm a decent looking male

Where do you losers hide so I can snatch one of you and cuddle u until my hands fall off

>>8640321
In our ancient tombs where we poison the minds of principled American youth.

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>>8640331
I'll get u

>>8640280
no.

>>8640283
you can filter by age for free.

>tfw use cute anime boi as profile pic on grindr and only weebs message me
feelsprettygoodman.png

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>>8640350
No. We get too embarrased by cute attention and hide. You can never catch us.

Share your best tips to rid of cum in your bum. Do you just force it out at once, poop it out regularly or wait it out while it collects then poop it out at once? Shower it out? Anything else?

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>>8640431
I'm outside your house rn anon
I know you flip the pillow to the cold side when the weather is hot

>>8640321
>I'm a decent looking male
anime reactions disagree

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>>8640564

https://twitter.com/dreamdaddygame/status/890421600142716928

Does this general have an opinion on this?

>>8640688
Boo hoo, death threats. People are too pussy to murder someone over something so trivial. It doesn't matter, so who cares?

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>>8640688
>OMG SOMEONE'S THREATENING ONE OF OUR UNKNOWN ARTISTS HOLY SHIT SUPPORT OUR WORK BUY OUR GAME

It's a publicity stunt.

>>8640688
>shit game
>shit devs
>shit death threats
its one of the situations where i hope everyone involved loses

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>tfw the world is turning against trannies and open gays
>mfw sitting here with my discreet bf

>>8640688
>daddy
dropped

>>8640740
>turning against
the world was never for them tho

>>8640765
to me trannies are the same as hyper fem gays

only striaght acting masc like me and my boyfriend will survive

>>8640688
>dating sims
I would have thought a game grumps game would've gone the avgn route, like a platformer or something?

people are definitely getting too pissy about it though

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>>8640777
trips never lie

Proposed to my bf yesterday and he said yes, was thanks to you guys giving me the courage to make the move, I love you.

>>8640440
Pls reply

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>>8631291
hello I'm NOT gay

(tfw no bf)

Where to find a bottom cuck bf?

I'm a fit hung top, and one guy isn't enough sexually. Most guys I've dated where alright with an open relationship once they realized I want it 3+ times a day and they couldn't keep up.

But I want a guy who actively enjoys it, you know?

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>top/bottom meme

>>8640903
You're on the wrong site, m8. Go to a bdsm site and find a femdom. Be careful though. Tell them you're gay and you won't fuck her unless you're into that.

>>8640874
yayyyy congrats! At least one anon is happy on this board

>>8640688
kind of extreme even if the art was lol

>>8640726
i doubt it

>>8640874
>listening to anything someone here has to say

>>8640903
I'd enjoy it but only if the "other woman" is a woman.

>>8640930
>competing masculinities and not complementing masculininties

someone has to be the girl

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>>8640930
>being top
>being bottom
>not being a position existing in the fourth dimension that has no word in euclidean language but sounds like an angel clicking a fidget box and giggling
Get on my fucking level.
>tfw no esoteric gay bf

>>8640874

He will leave you eventually. They all do, just give it time.

>>8640965

Go away you attention where. Not getting many (yours in the discord group??

>>8641078
i never tried that hard in the discord
also my posts are good, you're just jealous

>>8641077
weird way to remind people of the inevitability of death

>>8640943
>femdom
What
>>8640988
Works for me.

>>8641110

Honey I'm not jealous of you at all.

>>8641123
yes you are

>>8641125

OK breh

>>8641133
you're welcome

>want to rid of an uggo guy
>he ghosts me first
RRRREEEEEEEEEE

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>>8641234

You'd think with things like the village people straight people would know what bears and cubs. I just met the gayest faggotty cubs at work and immediately clocked them as a couple, and told me that i was the only person who figured them out.

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>>8641888
I find it hilarious how people are so oblivious to shit like that. I guess we can sense our own kind, but still sometimes it's just so obvious and people think a couple are just best friends.

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God i hate breeders, watching them hold hands and be straight near me
hetero genocide when?

>>8641888
Seems more likely that no one else cared enough to comment.

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New thread >>8642402

>>8633886
I could be your bf if you promise we, together, will beat up queers mocking the LGBT community with their bs.