/mtfg/ Transgirl General

>>8523318
Who is Ellie?
I don't recognise the name.

>>8523341
sorry, i just go into an uncontrollable rage when people have opinions that are different from mine

Sup sheen

>>8525019
Hey girl

>>8525008
theirs already an mtfg with only 78 images...
>>8523426

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hey /mtfg/ should I evoke a demon to turn me into a girl

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>>8525008
Holy shitting fuck, you people are delusional!

>>8525111
If it works let me know how you did it please

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>>8525023
=)

>>8525111
i have been thinking the same, let's take the chance the both of us at the same time?

heya

Is mtfg actually dying for real now?

>>8525111
nah just summon seere and ask for tru luv

>>8525148
Can I get that old dude's number???? He looks spicy.

now that everyone good has left this place, who is the queen of /mtfg/?

grace? maybe sass? I can't think of any other candidates

>>8525484
can I be the king

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>>8525471
Hah, fail on you, there are no phones in Finnish fishing country, enjoy your smoke signals!

how do i know if im trans?

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>>8525107
>being this new

lurk moar, hon

i hope all of you get BLACKED at least once in your lives

>>8525798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki5tvaoI1Qs

I just stumbled upon porn videos of my friend.

>>8525942
post them, obviously

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why people say mtfg is a cancerous cesspool?

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I found a 4 leaf clover today and I wondered if it gives you a wish so I wished I was dead and didn't pick it.
Edge.

>>8526401

Because there is an incessant stream of drama associated with the trips here. Since most of the good trips are gone, I think we should all migrate to TGG

>>8526444
leafed*

Guys I haven't had sex in 3 months and I'm dying. I need to fuck and/or be fucked

>>8526759
be pure
>>8525484
im offended
>>8525748
take ur time

holy shit this place is dead

>>8525798
Can it be with a black girl instead?

How fucked am I with my shoulders? They're 17-17.5 in and 42 in. around. My waist is 32 and my hips are 39.5, 5'11

It's 4 mo hrt, am I set for the hon life?

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This place is a ghost town, isn't it?

rip mtfg

>>8526928
don't be so insecure

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>>8525008

hai /mtfg/
long time lurker

wats new? seems slow in here, is it bc it's saturday?

>>8526980
everyone in /mtfg/ is a normie, so they're all out at parties, kissings boys on and around their mouths

also, this thread was made prematurely, so no one posted in it

>>8527110
i kissed a boy's penis today

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you're all gonna make it

>>8527112
under what circumstances did you come to kiss a boy's penis?

>>8527124
tripped and fell on his crotch and in the process of stumbling to get up i pulled his pants down and kept falling back down on his penis with my mouth it was so embarrassing

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>>8527118
Thanks anon, you too.

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>>8527118
I wish.

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>>8527130
something about this story seems a bit fishy to me

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>>8527131
i hope so!

>>8527130
you should be more careful

>>8527110

Yeah my normie fag roommate is out too, been camming but now I'm out of eyeliner :( :(

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>>8527135
You'll make it for sure! Just keep trying as best you can! I have absolute faith in you

>get told "you look like a movie star" by two different people in as many weeks
>get curious and plug my pic into one of those celebrity lookalike sites
>4 dudes and 1 woman pop up

welp

>>8526956
the end is coming

The other night I was with some friends (imagined, but they felt familiar) in the woods. We were walking away from a log that we had been resting on when I looked back and saw that someone had left their journal there. I opened my mouth to tell my friend and instead of my usual deep voice, out came a girl's shy "Oh, u-umm... your book". As I walked back over to the log, I felt lighter on my feet and graceful, almost like I was moving with the wind. I didn't get the chance to look at myself before I woke up.

Maybe next time I can make the dream last longer. Just a little bit, please.

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>Realise /mtfg/ and /tgg/ are literally the same now

This is an odd reality we're entering...

>>8527142
Like lewd camming, or just with a friend or something?

O-or a combination of the two?

>>8527159
Nah, mtfg blogs too much and doesn't discuss transition issues

>>8527159
Isn't /tgg/ no trips allowed?

>>8527159
/tgg/ is just the boring version of /mtfg/

even a super slow /mtfg/ isn't as slow and uninteresting as /tgg/

>decide to check out /soc/ for the first time now I'm kinda passable
>find a cute, friendly looking ideal mate thread
>to shy and scared of being social to post but decide to read through it
>almost every single response says no trans/ no y chromosome / real females only
hahaha please tell me it isn't all going to be like this forever
some people are okay with us, right?
;-;

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>>8525008
>be me
>broke with poor family
>been on hrt for 3 years, pass, live fulltime, have bf
>srs is still too expensive though
>can't afford higher education
>find out military will give you free srs and subsidized college and good job training for a 4 year contract
>shit senpai
>contact recruiter
>filling out paperwork
>doing a shit ton of bureaucratic shit
>recruiter tells me that I'll have to enlist as male then transition after joining to get free SRS
>this means going through basic training with a shaved bald head
>think it over for a couple months
>fuck it, it's worth it
>almost done filling out paperwork
>find out that 3 days ago an amendment was added to the Military's FY18
>LOL WE'RE GONNA BAN TRANNIES FROM THE MILITARY NOW, EVEN IN NON-COMBAT ROLES

god fucking damn it, legbutt

>>8527170
I've been abandoned by every single man I've known in my life because I'm not a real girl.

Finding someone who is a chaser to begin with is usually easier but you should expect to be abandoned anyway because they'll want someone younger and prettier in due time.

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>>8525008
kayla

>>8525019
h-hello anon

this was not me >>8525023

>>8527174
Just find a handsome boy that has boring hobbies so he'll appreciate you too much to leave

>>8527159
Isn't tgg without tripfag attention seekers, anime shit, autism, drama, everything else that has ruined mtfg?
Unlike this place don't they actually help babbytrans and not ignore people who talk about non-agp trans stuff?
Mtfg was okay a few years ago, now its unbearable cancer. Seriously I find it easier and more informative to lurk ftmg instead now.

>>8527172
hey, this was pally's line of thinking too

i hope you had a plan B, anon

>>8527182
At this point I'm happier being alone. Nobody will want me or love me.

>>8527170
>>8527174
i think transgirls just have to wait until they're fully passable
but even then it's hard to find people who properly respect transwomen
i feel really sorry for all the babytrans who whore themselves out to chasers
transbian dating seems like a free pass in comparison

>>8527183
if you love it so much why arent you there now?

>>8527160

lewd camming

>>8527185
Why won't they, anon? what in your mind makes you unlovable?

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>>8527185
You'll find someone someday, Anon. I believe in you - you can do it!

>>8527192
Because I'm not a girl. Not even good enough to be called a cheap imitation.

I don't dwell on it much anymore.

>>8527195
it's 4chan
people are either trap fetishists or hate trans people

>>8527195
>Not even good enough to be called a cheap imitation.
;_; Why do you say that?

>>8527195
Even if you're upset with your appearance or gender you can still meet someone that appreciates you on a deeper level, though. I mean sure you should focus on other things that make you happy, but don't write off a potential relationship because you've convinced yourself it can't work.

>>8527195
if you pass, most boys don't really care

in my experience, the biggest objection people have is about kids (or, the lack of being able to have biological ones)

>>8527194
I don't care anymore anyway. Being left too many times made me dead inside.

>>8527200
Because it's the truth. I'm a man and no amount of hormones or surgery will change that.

>>8527202
I've written off relationships or meaningful interactions with other people. Pretty much all I do is go to work and come home and just play games and wait to die alone.

>>8527208
What games do you play, anon?

>>8527208
What type of Vidya?

>>8527217
>>8527220
Don't feel comfortable talking about it, sorry for wasting your time. I'm going back to lurking silently again.

>>8527208
>I'm a man and no amount of hormones or surgery will change that.
But why can't you be an imitation woman?

>>8527225
>Don't feel comfortable talking about it
LoL, huh?

>>8527229
more like otome games probably

>>8527240
what's wrong with otome games
nothing wrong with a dweebish shutin waifu

>>8527243
nice try tomoko, but no one wants to date an unwashed sperge with bad taste in video games

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gm
i got accepted into a housing place recently, i move in on the 20th c:
hows everything on your end mtfg?

>>8527254
but I do ;_;

except the unwashed part

>>8527259
>tfw not a cis girl like smiles
have you kissed a boy at school yet?

>>8527259
were you homeless?
are you okay now?
your piercings look really cute btw! i totally want to get ear piercings and maybe a nose ring

>>8527259
>those eyebrows

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>>8527268
>anyone at school showing any interest in me
heh
im v happy with my gf anyway
>>8527274
i havent been homeless in a couple of months which is good
yeah im okay
thank you c:

>>8527279
>that lack of brow bone development

>>8527281
that's good, same here
i've got housing for at least two more months and i'm dating juni and gloomy now o:

>>8527282
earlytrans privilege desu

>>8527279
:thinking:
>>8527286
aaah thats so cute im really happy for you c:

>>8527286
>earlytrans privilege desu
smol hands and everythin

>>8527260
if i found out my gf had bad taste in video games, i'd drive out into the middle of the desert and drop her off there 2bh

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>>8525008 oh what, I was cosplaying poison ivy at comic-con today. I literally just got home

>>8527259
hi smiles, thats good... is it by yourself or sharing with others your age?

I am applying for housinge myself atm but I doubt they will give me anything because I nothing good ever happens so

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>"Is your hair thinning?"
If I get that question again I'm just shaving it all and flushing my pills. Now I'm paranoid about it regardless of if it is or not

>>8527287
thanks!! i love them so much
i never believed in polyamory being real until i actually got into it
is your relationship still going well?

>>8527288
at least 19 isn't irredeemably late
i couldn't have transitioned any earlier even if i wanted to desu

>>8527294
:cute:

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>>8527295
Hey sheen

>>8527259

>>8527294
yooo i love your cosplay
>>8527295
so im sharing the unit with one other person but i do get my own room, and there are 4 units in total
ive met my roomy and theyre pr nice
i hope you get in sheen!
>>8527298
yes my relationships going v well actually
>>8527304
o/

>>8527304
o/

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>>8525010
what it do fampai

>>8527290
might as well go live in the sahara you skyrim loving dip

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>>8527297
ever since i started worrying about balding, i can't stop noticing other people's hairlines and comparing myself to them

that's a really mean question to ask someone though

>lose another relationship by being a bitchy autist
god
i really wish i could control myself i just don't know how :/
i wake up and i feel like a fucking cunt for no reason at all
my close friends usually understand and forgive me for it but every once in a while i do something irredeemable

>>8527305
oh thats not too bad then, I'm glad you're away from your parents for now, hopefully they can re-enter your life once they stop being butts tho
>i hope you get in sheen!
me too but I dont think good things happen for sheen

>>8527308
>skyrim
>not old 2D isometric RPGs
i was going to leave you with a small bottle of water, but not now

>>8527317
I was insulting you
I only play CEREBRAL games like Elona+ and dorf fort

>>8527310
Yeah now I'm comparing my hairline n stuff to other people. To be fair, I'm not out to my stepfather (who asked the question) and he probably thinks I don't care either way.
But yeah now I feel shitty after a decent day over a single question
Bleh
>>8527313
Hugg miri

>>8527314
well i hope they do
let me know if you need anything?

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>>8527322
>I only play CEREBRAL games like Elona+ and dorf fort
i thought you were going to say that you play games like crusader kings or maybe SS13, but you're even more lost than i thought

also, please explain this 2 cat meme to me and why it's so funny

>>8527299
>>8527305
thaanks!

>>8527333
but I DO play SS13
I bet you sit in medbay and ERP

>>8527333
>tfw admin on SS13
Wake me from this nightmare

>>8527323
hugg ambi
how are you doing?

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>>8527339
i tried to play it a couple of times, but the controls seem like they were designed to be as unintuitive as possible

i got lost in the dark while "spooky scary skeletons" played, then someone spoke german at me and i accidentally killed myself

>>8527307
what it do fampai what

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am i the only one who gets stalked by ladybugs? idk if she wants me to release her or if she just wants to chill in my room

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>>8527344
It's because of the engine we use. We want to leave but it's too hard to move everything over. Give it another shot.

>>8527339
Gimme your ckey, you're getting b&

>>8527350
mice find their way to me, dead or alive

>>8525008
>Makeup tutorials : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_fIi6F7CUw [Embed]
I love you, OP.

>tfw you are your father's son
literally one of my biggest fucking fears was getting his personality issues and yet HERE WE ARE
at least i'm not beating my kid with a bamboo pole yet

>>8527355
>tfw anthony burch isn't my dad

>>8527350
I-i think that is a cat, and not a ladybug, but I could be wrong. :/

>>8527358
i'm too afraid of hurting people to actually do it, at least, i think
idk
for the last 1 or 2 years i've defaulted to just punching myself when i'm really mad

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>>8527346
idk someone said they wished i posted here so now i'm posting here i mean what more do you want from me

>>8527362
lol don't get mad then, silly

>>8527351
>It's because of the engine we use. We want to leave but it's too hard to move everything over. Give it another shot.
i feel like it's one of those games you have to learn to play before you can actually play, so i probably will do when i'm feeling not so lazy

i've been learning how to play GSGs like HoI4 and EU IV recently, and i want the next game i play to not require me to watch 2 hours of youtube tutorials before i git gud

>>8525854
you went to a support group identifying as a cishet male lol

>>8527350
i feel like i haven't seen ladybirds in years

are they ones of those bugs that are going extinct or something, like bees?

>>8527351
wait are you that one absurdly cute admin everyone wants to marry?

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>>8527366
Play Cargo Tech, you can't fuck up with it.

>HoI 4
>EU IV
angry_screaming_/gsg/.jpg

>>8527365
i wish it were that issue
>tfw you haven't accidentally punched yourself into a coma because of your thick skull genes

>>8527370
uhhh, no, i went to a support group and identified as trans female but asked people to call me he

>>8527183
>agp
xddd

>>8527372
>wait are you that one absurdly cute admin everyone wants to marry?
No but now I'm trying to think of who that could be.

>>8527376
you're my best bet, qt

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>>8527363
I just said that because I thought you were cute, I didn't expect you to actually turn up here

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>>8527377
Anon please~
Eternal reminder that little spoon is very spoon

>>8527363
>scrolls
noice

i wish something could fix me
i switched to 6 mg estrogen because i thought doing so would fix my mood instability
but it didn't
should i just lower back down to 4 so i don't run out of estrogen super fast?

>>8527371

i mean i don't think ladybugs are extinct! they're in my house all the goddamn time lmao
they literally follow my around my apartment. like i saw one in my bathroom earlier then an hour later it was chillin on the lamp near me.
and she was just walkin around my bed frame and stuff around me and i was lurking 4chins and turned around and she was gone!!!!

>>8527386
very spoon.

still gonna marry u

>>8527386
>very spoon
That was supposed to say "best spoon" oh god I can't do anything right

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>>8527373
excuse me, but HoI4 and EU IV were recommended entry level games for GSGs by /gsg/ itself

sorry if i didn't start out playing victorian spreadsheet simulator

>>8527392
it's okay, I can do you right instead

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>>8527393
>Not playing Kaiserreich or mods made by autistic Russians

>>8527396
lewd tbqh

all i want is to be able to make up for my mistakes some day
but how many people will i hurt along the way

ladyhug

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>>8527388
Yea

>>8527305
>>8527306

>>8527342
I'm ok
Not feeling as bad as I did the past few days, though that might be because I spent all day playing Stardew Valley and distracting myself
You alright?

>>8527412
that's good at least
idk, i try to distract myself with games too but it's been hard to get into anything lately
stardew valley is that harvest moon indie game, right?

eh, i'm crying a little bit over me being an autistic asshole

>>8527389
maybe you are the ladybird queen

just accept your new role in life and learn to live with it

>>8527398
ey bb there ain't nothin lewd about your waifuly duties

>>8527418
but im not a girl, i'm a man! probably! likely!

>>8527420
but a boy could never be as cute as u

>>8527398
>start playing kaiserreich
>immediately drop to -350 political power
>12 concurrent wars by 1938
>3 of my neighbours justifying against me at once
>conquered by persians, saudis and bulgarians in about 4 in game days
good mod, would recommend to my worst enemies

>>8527420
>probably! likely!
good to see you're slowly accepting what you are, coworker-chan :3

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>>8527428
>HoI IV Kaiserreich
Play Darkest Hour Kaiserreich instead, NERD

>>8527427
doki doki

>>8527431
i-it's a joke

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>>8527415
Yeah that's the one. Pretty fun even though I've only got ~30hrs in it so far
:/ I'm sorry. I hope things get better. Crying helps a little bit

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>>8527420
>i'm a man!
Uh-huh

>>8527417

i'm gonna ; 3;7
i will lead them to the salvation they so deserve!!

>>8527432
the only joke here is that you aren't my wife yet desu

>>8527436
hey fug you
some of you are alright, don't come into the produce department tomorrow.

>>8527435
i played a few harvest moon games, one on the DS and a sorta harvest moon called 'innocent life'
i was always godawful at them
they seem like fun autism games though

idk, i hope thety do
my personality is like half of what's wrong with my life desu

OMG I'M GONNA CRY WHY WON'T IT LET ME SHOW U THE HILARITY

>>8527432
>Play Darkest Hour Kaiserreich instead, NERD
but i want to play stellaris next

conquering countries isn't enough for me anymore, i want star systems to fall before me

>i-it's a joke
you're a joke, hoser

>>8527448
because you didn't crosslink it

are you like high as shit or something right now, thinking you're queen of the bugs and forgetting how 4chan works

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>>8527449
>you're a joke, hoser
Alberta is a joke, double-hoser

>stellaris
[laughing johan]

>>8527448
uhhh i think you have to put the board before the post number
post numbers are unique for each board

>>8527451
>>8527453

oh wait nvm i think i figured it out
>>>/r9k/38091872

AND YES I AM MAYBE A LITTLE HIGH

>>8527452
>Alberta is a joke, double-hoser
good thing i'm not from alberta then

why are hosers so dumb

>>8527460
i took a shot in the dark and missed.
what ever hellhole you're from is hoser-central, hoser

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>>8527456
I don't think I could ever hire a tranny prostitute after reading all the horror stories about it on /r9k/.

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we mossad now

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>>8527380
does this help

>>8527468

OMG I HAVENT READ THIS PIC IN SO LONG AM LAFFING

>>8527468
why're you hiring prostitutes in the first place

>>8527471
uhhhh
you're cute, damn

>>8527471
boobs

>>8527464
we don't even use that word in my country, i even had to google what it meant (i thought you mistyped "loser")

just take your damn fem&ms already before i get elanna and haribo to hold you down and force feed you them

>>8527469
Allahu trapbar

>>8527441
I'm not good at cooking tho. Also I'm a boy

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>>8527471

wow *-*

Here, have a boob in return

>>8527471
this is extremely lewd

what's with the despirited, faraway look though?

>>8527484
Commonality

>>8527479
you can call yourself whatever ya want babe, as long as it's "mine"~~~~

I can't cook either so fair's fair

>>8527471
lol your upper body looks like mine. even the boobs are similar except that my nipples are puffier i think.

i think i should try to leave mtfg again :/
4chan in general isn't good for my tendency to be a bitch
idk
fuck

>>8527496
Dont swear

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>>8527492
Is this the part where I post "uwu"?

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>>8527482
10/10 best singular tit i've seen all day
also freckle master race

P.S. you may have deleted your /passgen/ comment but
>never forget 7/2/2017 ren x ellie waifu for laifu

>>8527503
nah, this is the part where u kis me

>>8527505
Muh heart

>>8527507
>>8527505
>>8527503

wow it's like i'm watching a tru romance bloom right b4 my eyes~~~

>>8527507
it's okay anon, you don't need it, you can have mine~~

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>coworker-chan x anon
>ellie x ren
>edie x ladybirds
Much love happened in /mtfg/ today

>>8527514

this truly is a chrimbus miracle (in july)

>>8527514
>coworker-chan x anon
I have a name you know ;_;

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>>8527514
>love

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>8527512
!!

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How tall can you be wgile still being cute?
Asking for a friend

>>8527517
you've picked a girlname already? what is it? :3

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>>8527504

Yeah sorry, I'm pretty shy about flirting with other girls, you're adorbs. U can waif my shit up

>>8527517
yeah, it's anon

>>8527524
nah I get to be the boy
coworker is the wife

>>8527514
why is coworker chan still hanging out here if elanna left
really makes u thingk

>>8527524
That's not co-worker, I'm co-worker! Also I have a unisexual name regardless

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>>8527504

hai my name is ren I do a lot of yoga

>>8527521
<5'4": smol
5'4"-5'7": cute
5'8"-5'11": lady
6'-6'2": mommy
6'3"+: amazonian

>>8527527
did co-worker-chan take the pills elanna was pervertedly peddling?

>>8527531
>tfw one inch to tall to be cute
i don't wanna be a lady :(

>>8527532
nah I think she's still too shy about it desu
it's okay, I've gotta injection 4 'er

>>8527527
>>8527529
oh, both of you need to start tripping so i can tell the difference, sometimes i lose the thread of conversation when i'm not paying attention

>>8527528
because she likes it here, probably

>>8527532
I may or may not have them. On the advice of my council I'm invoking my Charter right to not self incriminate

>>8527538
uwu
so have you felt any different taking them?

>>8527531
Ow ok...

>>8527534
Better than a manlett

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>>8527536
>because she likes it here, probably
heh, exactly
she does

>>8527538
soon you will be the dream waifu
you can sit on my lap and play your weird nerd games all day

>>8527531
>tfw just made it to mommy at 6"2'

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sup nerds

>>8527548
hey charchar
parents gone now?

>>8527548
no u

>>8527536
>>because she likes it here, probably
no wonder. her chaser is pretty nice.

>>8527548
did you have fun with your parents at the beach, and did you flirt with any boys there

>>8527543
>>8527546
Nuh uh!

>>8527540
I haven't taken any

>>8527553
>no wonder. her chaser is pretty nice.
i feel like there's 2 or 3 of them, or maybe even more than that
it would be easier to tell if carissa put on her trip

>>8527555
yeah huh

goddammit lady every time you reply to my posts my browser crashes and it's ONLY when it's from you

>>8527557
nah it's only me
the only thing I'm chasing is luv

>>8527559
Its a sign this wasn't meant to be

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>>8527551
Not until monday.
But i am alone currently.

>>8527552
wtf...

>>8527554
It was pretty interesting, there was a lot of fog which made it kinda creepy. No i was awkward.

>>8527559
>nah it's only me
i'm coworker-chan's favourite though, she always gives me the longest (you)s

>>8527563
>She
Hey wait a minute

>>8527563
ey back off my girl homie
I probably won't do anything but still

>>8527567
it may take weeks or even months, but one day you will become my girlfriend

>>8527568
Why don't we all take turns with her? Perhaps draw up some kind of rotor? I don't mind sharing.

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>>8527561
'tis just bantz senpai

>>8527570
I want off this wild ride

>>8527573
you dont want to spitroasted?

>>8527570
no there will be no drawing and no sharing
>>8527573
the only thing you're riding is my uh

heart

>>8527573
I want to ride you wildly.

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>>8527576
>>8527575
Jesus Christ fuck this I'm going to bed

>>8527580
have sweet dreams bb

dreams of me.

and only me

>>8527580
nn co-worker-chan, sorry we are all horny transbians here

>>8527580
no dream of me instead, you hosepipe

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>first time masturbating in like 4 months
>have to force myself to finish with a vibrator
>cant even jerk it properly
>hurts to get erect completely
>three magical Ds of tranny life in orgasm
>disappointing
>dysphoric
>depressing
>feel even worse for trying

kill me

>>8527589
Why did you masturbate if you don't enjoy it?

>>8527589
just get married and have loving relations with your husband.

>>8527589
Do you hate it?

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>>8527591
I don't know. Figured it was worth a try to see if anything changed.

>>8527592
Sex makes me feel exactly the same when I try it with my SO.

>>8527593
Yes

>>8527591
have you not masturbated because you were really in the mood only for dysphoria to kill it dead because you remember you have a cock and balls and you are basically playing pretend thinking about getting some dick inside you

>>8527599
I can't say that's ever happened to me before

>>8527514
>>edie x ladybirds
tell me more

>>8527602
it sucks, it is like
>oh you're enjoying yourself are you, well fuck you heres some dysphoria

>>8525111
so, i made this thread
idk if any of you wanna try bumping it.
>>>/x/19232037
>>>/x/19232037

>>8527603
edie is now the ladybird queen, they've been following her around her house and apparently she has a psionic connection with them

some say that if you wake up in your bed with a ladybird's head in it, you've been marked by the dollface mafia

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>>8527525
>>8527530
>attractive spaghetti person

i'm aroused

>>8527605
H-hopefully that doesn't happen every time you try to masturbate, anon

STOP. BEING. AGP.

>>8527628
*strokes feminine penis*

Cant stop me HON

>>8527623
only most of the time

>>8527628
Is it AGP to want my benis to be gone?

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>>8527631
Poor anon

>>8527628
Do I really have to ? :/

>>8527636
do what makes you happy, anon, that's all that really matters.

i really gotta wait a whole hour for this pizza? after i sent a cute message saying 'take your time and drive safely :)' and everything?

>>8527656
pay with your body.

>>8527656
maybe you should have said
>GET IT HERE NOW OR SO HELP ME I WILL HAVE A TANTRUM

>>8527657
i'm paying with my dad's money. it's similar

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>>8527666

>>8527666
well now I'm just depressed
thanks a lot

>>8527634
wanting it gone is AGP. wanting it is AGP. using it is AGP. not using it is AGP. EVERYTHING is AGP.

>>8527670
why does other people buying pizza depress you, anon

personally, it makes me feel profoundly indifferent

>>8527656
you really shouldn't be nice to people. i had to get my gt checked before i got hormones and i told the doctor that she could take a little time for the written stuff for the endo because she said she had a lot of stuff to do. i expected it to take like a week or two until i got it but i had to wait 2 months until i finally had it.

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>>8527689
>you really shouldn't be nice to people.
Very good advice, anon. I can tell you're one of the few wise souls around here.

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ʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉ

>>8525111
doesn't work. believe me i tried it when edgy teen.

>>8527672
AGP is a m e m e

guess who got her pizza 20 mins early

>>8527719
how does it feel to be a stereotype?

tucking tips?

>>8527708
hue hue hue

>>8527725

pizza is GOAT

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>>8527726
get SRS

>>8527725
is it more or less of a steretype if it's a vegan pizza?

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>>8527731

nah

>>8527726
actually......
firat part of vid is more of a show girl thing and second part of vid is for day to day and allows you to pee and stuff. um beware, there is non sexual nudity

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxS0IXffV7ixWkFITE9QczVETk0/view?usp=drivesdk

>>8527737
>vegan pizza
don't talk to me or my daughter (male) ever again

>>8527731
>>8527726
Dont listen to this one. Keep your feminine cock it makes you beautiful

>>8527742

Of course. I have no intention of removing it. I love cock.

>>8527737
It's not pizza without anchovies, so vegan pizza is impossible.

>>8527744
Good girl :)

>>8527739
>eating meat products on pizza
only margherita or napoletana allowed!

>>8527742
chasers shouldn't talk unless talked to

>>8527746
fish aren't technically animals! that's why catholics can it them for lent.

>>8527749
>sass will NEVER know what it's like to eat an anchovy and pineapple pizza
>sass will NEVER know what it's like to eat a BBQ meat feast pizza
>sass will NEVER know what it's like to eat a chicken tikka pizza
>sass will NEVER know what it's like to eat a lamb doner pizza
i am truly glad that such joys are denied to you, chikita

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couple days away from HRT, I'm a bit scared :(

>>8527758
Tbqh im just a transbian :^3

>>8527746
Yes someone who likes anchovies, I got shit here for loving them :/

>>8527773
you shouldn't do in this thread, they're an /mtfg/ delicacy

did you ever bully a kid for being faggy?

>>8527774
No it was in /mtfg/

>>8527763
Hey I know her

>>8527774
Well, that's better than /int/'s delicia...

what cute transgirls do you watch on youtube?

>>8527776
yeah, elanna

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>>8527763
I wish hrt worked for me

>>8527776
yes at the orphanage. you either bullied or got bullied.

>>8527783
It might do, if you lose weight

>>8527788

this

I have lost 16kg so far so when I start HRT I will be on a good path

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>>8527783
Same

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>>8527783
Sheen loose weight

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i feel like repressing so badly even though i was so strongly eager to get on hrt and be a girl just a week or two ago

>>8525008
Loose wait guys

hrt is a meme unless youre taking it before 14 desu, no matter your weight its a placebo scam

i gotta stop drinking

>>8527799
I wouldn't call it useless. It made my penis very feminine

>>8527801
that doesnt help you pass as female, at all

>>8527788
>>8527792
I just hope there's something under there worth losing the weight for, I hope my hands and shoulders aren't indicative of my frame even though I know they are

>>8527802
No it does not. But it looks very cute

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>>8527803
Just try your best.
I stopped trying my best though

>>8527802
penis femininity is literally the biggest factor, what are you talking about?

how do my friends manage to be even more useless than me without even being trans

>>8527816
They are extremely autistic

>>8527816
are they boys

what do you do when you're family is judging your femininity?

>>8527819
all the useless ones now i think of it are either boys or enbees

>>8527760
>vile out of season sweetened canned fruit with acciuga
>modified ketchup with molasses spices with spare animal parts
>butter chicken with spices including clove and cardamom with cheese
>eating lamb with cheese
i too am glad these joys will be denied
:p
>>8527776
yes, you always bully the bigger fag to draw attention from yourself

I have my first meeting with my psycho after i told my mom i wanna be a girl, she thinks its a phase and now o think the therapist says the same

>>8527776
i bullied a kid for being poor

>>8527831
yep

>>8527826
dial femininity to 11 so they'll miss the old you