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Mtfg - triggered male general

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Mtfg - what triggers you edition

• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
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>>8492767
This is the handwriting of a straight man!
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>>8492850
straight girl*
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>>8492845
People who aren't after a cure for Trans/AGP/Dysphoria.
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Not even mtf but I still post here and there is NOTHING that can be done about it :^)
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i miss when my gf was online desu
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>>8492858
G-gay girl?

>>8492865
Same
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>>8492865
wanna hug
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>>8492862
We have a cute, post natal estrogen
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Ninth for Emma is abusive, encourages self harm, suicide, and needs to be stopped.
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>>8492845
Salsa Jars i can't open on my own.
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>>8492845
Nothing triggers me, I am untriggerabible.

>>8492875
Mean
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Do people actually feel sexual satisfaction by being dominant? I understand wanting to make your partner satisfied and that in itself is erotic, but people actually feel that...thrill by taking charge?
How do you find a partner that's compatible? I've had a gf whom I've bonded with for years and and incredibly romantically intertwined with, but we're both subs that push ourselves a little bit to switch for each other so things move along, and our styles/preferences are pretty different in some ways (hardcore, bloodplay, choking, etc vs gentle submission, painless bondage, etc)
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>>8492845
warm milk on cereal and people who sit down to wipe their butts
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>>8492875
Emma's pretty nice
>>8492877
>opens jar for you
>head pats
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>>8492870
[citation needed] on Transition working long-term, and no bullshit "low evidence studies".

Still waiting bitterhons.
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>>8492875
tfw no gf telling me to cut her name into my chest
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>>8492845
my dad
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>>8492877
*eats ur salsa*
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>>8492883
Yeah see this is like asking how people are gay whenyour striaght, yes I look at them like prey, I circle them, nip their neck, my whole body goes into overdrive and I flip them on the counter and kick their legs apart and

Oh sorry what was the question again
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>>8492883
i mean, i'm not really sure what to tell you, anon - people like different things
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>>8492875
tfw emma tells you a lot of secrets she shouldn't have trusted me with ^=^

>>8492888
i can't open any

>>8492895
wtf nim...
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>>8492888
tfw no faye mommy gf
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>>8492875
she is a meany head and unthoughtfull of autistic people with anxiety disorders
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>>8492898
>this is like asking how people are gay whenyour striaght
I guessed that's how it would go. Or how they're comfortable with features they grew into rather than desperately wishing to be the opposite sex.
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>>8492904
tfw have no secrets to tell

>>8492907
iktf
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>>8492885
>people who only use paper
>people who don't shower after or have a bidet
>just leaving shitty paper fragments on your ass all day
the worse
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>>8492865
>Not even mtf
hmm
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>>8492907
Well you can talk to me on your discord any time
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>>8492877
get one of those plastic jar opener things
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>>8492914
no not really, i had the same issues you do
i just grew up and did them cause i realized it wasn't realistic to rely on others for things like that my whole life
>>8492920
this has to be
one huge prank
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>>8492918
>showering after every poop
>not just using wet wipes
??????
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>>8492843

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpxkGhMYVVo
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>>8492917
Tell me all your secrets.

>>8492923
They don't help me very much.

>>8492929
I miss the old fun Emma.
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>>8492932
wet wipes still leave fragments my dear anon, if your not clean enough to slide your hand though there your not clean
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>>8492932
Poop is dangerous
It got me into really big trouble one day
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>>8492929
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Stop trapping yourselves.

You don't have to be bitterhons.

Help me find a cure.
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>>8492939
I have none
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braaaaaaaaap
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>>8492950
the rope will save us all
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>>8492947
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>>8492958
Fiddle diddle
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>tfw right under emmas nose and she doesn't know for sure

I...thought she would know... that true love would shine through
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>>8492958
Another quality Elanna post.
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>>8492955
We'll see about that.

>>8492958
When are you adopting me with Maddie
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>>8492958
Can we make up so I can buy Emma things and treat her like mommies little girl
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>>8492958
Maybe I'm glad you quit work after all
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>>8492929
OHHH so because im short and never got tall i never grew out of my mental problems *0*
i have to rely on my bf and my family for trans stuff maybe i should grow up and just not be trans anymore so idont have to rely on them
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>being 'friends' with chara
who even does this
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>>8492975
She's like more than a decade younger than you wtf
>>8492970
ty
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>>8492963
>>8492975
o-o-o-o-o-oh
i want to be faye mommy's little girl
>>8492981
no all i was saying was just call your doctor and dont be mad at your mom for not wanting to cause you're an adult
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>>8492973
I am an open book desu

>>8492983
Nice people who are kind to others
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>>8492983
I don't know, but lurking is fun
So far the things I think I've learned are that Chara is as awful as their avatar, Faye is a combination of no-trip anon memehivemind and an old creeper, and Elanna used to be a cute and pure straight trans who suddenly let loose and became a braaaping thirsty transbian dom
Oh, and diaperfag exists.
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>>8492991
It's so cute when you giggle after every one of these posts
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>when you get that pain in the back of your head followed by extreme heat that's been happening since you were little
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>>8492981
you need to get that leg lengthening surgery
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>>8493002
don't think so hard
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>>8492996
elanna's always been on-and-off bitchy for a long time now lol
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>>8492845
almost everything
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>>8493002
I guess the ayys didn't put that microchip in quite correctly.
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>>8493005
uhhhh wat u men by dat
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>>8493000
s-shut up
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>>8492983
how sad is your existence that even i can have friends, and you can't lol!

>>8492992
Neat.

>>8493002
That was me, sorry.
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>>8492996
>Elanna used to be a cute and pure straight trans
actually, she's well-known for being a lustful harlot with a dark, tainted past filled with regrets and shame

her conversion to transbianism is pretty accurate though
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>>8493007
Maybe you should try not being so hateable
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>>8493010
that's better

you leave the thinking to me, nimdok
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>>8493007
>>8493016
Neat. It's kind of like jumping into a soap opera several seasons deep. Except I can ask questions about dysphoria, hormones, and suffering.
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>>8493020
we're fighting now
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>>8493012
It's a shame I'm not really Faye, I can hear how much you want m... her
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>>8493022
me let u think
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>>8492996
>Faye is a combination of no-trip anon memehivemind and an old creeper
>multiple anons
lol
thats what faye wants you to believe so she has plausible deniability, but its faye 88% of the time
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>>8493028
yea i wonder where we could find her so we can tell her that i do
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>>8493020
i manage well enough

>>8493026
yeah this place is kind of a shithole lol
generally the good posters tend to taper off after a while and retire to discord or whatever
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A REMINDER
HOSERS LURK AMONG US

STAY ALERT - STAY SAFE

A message from the Concerned Children's Advertisers
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>>8493016
you take this too seriously
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>>8493032
It's always fay
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>>8493026
yeah, i mean, it's not an amazing show or anything - more like the sort of thing you watch when you wake up on the couch at 3pm after a night of drinking alone because you're too lazy to get up and grab the remote

i think you would make a good addition to the cast, please start tripping posthaste
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Watching you destroy each other brings me joy
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>>8493026
>It's kind of like jumping into a soap opera several seasons deep
its kind of like that
i think the sad thing is that so many people come and go, alot of new fags never know the truth
but the archive covers like 2 (3?) years?
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>>8493033
My discord is robin #912
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>>8493036
impossible
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>>8493016
The fuck I was never a lustful harlot

>>8493034
It was so nice when you weren't posting
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>>8493035
hoser detected
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>>8493037
faye is the best tho
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>>8493048
>The fuck I was never a lustful harlot
sorry, but that's canon in /mtfg/ lore now
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>>8493043
I am a builder, not a destroyer, I make everything better.
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>>8493048
why not just filter me
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>>8493004
honestly i think i do...
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>>8493056
starring hormones after my 20's was a mistake
https://unsee
.cc/gupodesi/
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>>8493058
you are filtered, but even knowing you're here makes me sad
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>>8493057
Kiwi farms watches everything
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>>8493051
we've been over this already
you're the hoser here
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>>8493072
yes but it was also established that you are a hoser
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>>8493058
You are actually filtered but I tend to follow chains of conversation where I'm being talked about, and you really like to sperg out about me for some reason.
>>8493056
It's not canon reee
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>>8493068
Ew
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>est 3 hours into eurogf comes online
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>>8493064
you can be confident and stuff while still being short
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>>8493083
*until
jesus
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>>8493083
why would you waste your time being in an LDR with a european?
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>>8493090
stupidity?
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>>8493084
it just doesnt work for me ;_;
anyone 5'10"+ want to swap bodies with a 5'2" tranny
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>>8493093
This sounds awfully faustian, anon
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>>8493093
yes omg so much yes

but we can't actually do that so it would be better if you were able to become more confident
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>>8493082
We destroy everything
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>>8493091
Does this mean you're never going to be my LDR American gf?
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>>8493093
how about i give you a few of my inches so we both meet in the middle for ideal height
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>>8493106
hey anon, how about i give you a few of my inches

ehehehehe
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>>8493109
ok
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>>8493090
i mean i'm racially euroslav and was born in england, so
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>>8493111
woah its pookie
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>lost like 15-18 lb during weight crash
>got depressed and started eating, regained like 4-5 lb
>meds i just started reduce appetite
my dreams of being a skeleton.......... can live on
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>>8493076
this towns only big enough for one hoser
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>>8493112
i was more referring to the fact that she's like half a world away and you can't do lewd things with her without spending lots of money
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>>8493118
we live in different towns though
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>>8493129
oh, yeah
well i don't really have many options for IRL lewd right now either way
sex is overrated anyhow, she's a darling
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>>8493118
the rink is pretty big im sure both of you got your work cut out for you
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>>8493132
this thread's only big enough for one hoser
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>>8493138
okay you can be the thread hoser then
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>googles the meaning of the word "hoser"
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im a hoser
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yet another thread
searching, hoping to see Red
nope, my soul is dead
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>>8493145
ur a ho
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>>8493150
delet this
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>>8493093
>not wanting to be part of the tall woman master race
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>>8493158
it was just a trick i love being small
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>>8493158
Everyone should join us desu, long legs are besto legs
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tfw 5'8 but huge shoulders
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>>8493163
>>8493165
>tfw 90% leg
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>>8493163
>hublebragging asian/spic genetics
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>>8493139
At least I don't own a cowboy hat
>Being an unironic cowgirl
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>>8493165
Legs for days!
annnd tragically also long torso :/
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>being under 5'10"
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>>8493172
im white uwu
>>8493171
tfw 100% thighs
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Just dropping in to remind you that if you lob off your dick and suck someone else's you're still a male (and a homosexual one at that).
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>being a womenlet
>not having long legs
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>tfw you realize you DO have the thigh gap, but it's hidden behind your dick
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>>8493175
how tall are you haribo?
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>wipeout 2048 is hard as fuck
>wipeout HD is easy as shit
????

>>8493183
iktf
i just figured male thigh gap is a usual thing?
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>tfw 5'6
not too tall not too short so i'm happy
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>>8493163
pls swap your height with me still
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>>8493174
no its not mine it's my mom's
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>>8493184
even though I am anon, whu do people never respond to my threads!
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5'9½
Kill me
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>>8493176
>Not picking up the pub tab
;^)
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>>8493184
5'13"
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>tfw everyone who isn't fucking me treats me like shit
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>>8493190
Likely story Carissa
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6"2' with 40 inch legs OwO
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>>8493192
iktf
we're under 6' though
could be worse
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>>8493191
i-i don't know, anon

perhaps they are uninteresting threads
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>>8493197
find better friends?
i have breakdowns and act like an utter cunt for no reason on a weekly basis but still have friends who put up with me :/
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do y'all prefer a man your height or much taller?
and is height a big priority to you?
my bby is the same height and it's nice
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>>8493213
i would not date a guy shorter than me i don't think
same height would be fine, and likely considering i'm average male height
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>>8493213
I don't prefer a man, but equal or greater than is ideal.
It really isn't the same being pushed up against a wall by someone who can't kiss your face without you leaning down.
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>>8493213
tall women who can push me around
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>>8493219
There's nothing wrong with shorter guys. In fact, they're kinda cute
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gas the transbians
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>>8493224
yes i can see how they could be cute
but i just don't think that's my type
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>>8493227
braaapfags get out
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>>8493227
Until you do I plan on being as bad as possible
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>>8493213
a guy shorter then me would be dangerously close to dwarfism range, and anyways i like guys to be big tall 6ft+ lumber jack type guys stinky and hairy with nice beards *O*
>>8493227
yes please BRAAAAAP THE TRAMSBIANS
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>>8493227
Gas the bullyanons
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>>8493237
i thought you were a nice poster wtf

guess i was WRONG
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Idgi. Is Neil saying transwomen aren't women on a spiritual level?
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>>8493227
all trannies are transbians

they are all failed striaht men
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>>8493235
daddy
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>>8493243
i remember reading this when i was like 1-2 months hrt

that scene at the end where she's dead and doesn't look uncanny anymore hit hard
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>>8493245
hihi *pat pats u on the head* ^W^
>>8493244
im no tramsbean...
I like boys big strong MEn STinky musky guys!!!
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>>8493243
i don't know what this is, but it looks spooky
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>>8493105
i'm always open to change anon
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>>8493254
*humps ur leg in a desperate attempt to get release*
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>>8493254
UwU
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>>8493242
I am nice, you are the WRONG one fren.
Don't mind me, 'tis shroom season round these parts.
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Let's be honest
https://www.humanics-es.com/ADA316646.pdf

If you're more than 50+ percentile, you're fucked
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>>8493259
Move to Europe, then we can be in a CDR together
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>>8493260
lightly brushes you away with my foot
are you caged is that why you have to desperatly hump?
>>8493263
uWO
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>>8493264
oh okay, that's fine

try not to eat poisonous shrooms (unless you're mean, in which case eat as many as you want dude)
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>>8493213
my height or taller
>>8493268
what country?
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>>8493257
Mild spook
>>8493248
Am I being overly touchy that it genuinely bothered me that she wasn't considered a woman by the wotches moon goddess thingies?
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>>8493270
*starts crawling back over to u*

p-please
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>>8493279
pleas leave daddy alone
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aren't trannies failed males by definition
i mean almost all of us repressed at some point or another
and
failed
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>>8493277
The UK, but if you want to start a new life in Norway by opening up our own bakery, I'm game for that too
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>>8493287
>i mean almost all of us repressed at some point or another
but thats wrong??
>>8493300
i'm okay with either of those things, although i'd much prefer France, Italy, or Switzerland
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>>8493248
I should kill myself
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>>8493278
i suppose it's because women's menstrual cycles have historically been connected to the moon

and moon spirits are old-fashioned i guess
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idk if it's a good or a bad thing that i wear less than half the makeup i used to on cam now and literally none of my clients can tell the difference lol
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>>8493309
everything will be okay anon
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>>8493314
sounds like you got better at makeup or they don't actually pay attn
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>>8493307
I'm up for living in Switzerland, but only if we move to the German-speaking part.

Don't fall for the France meme, it's a pretty terrible country (I went there once and it rained for the entire day)
>>
you guys wanna hear a joke?
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>>8493314
not being in drag is good
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>>8493326
hosers!
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>>8493310
But one of the three was pregnant.
>>
Everything will be revealed soon
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>>8493333
keep your pants on you creep
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>>8493333
>creepy anon gets quads

REEEEEE
>>
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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>>8493314
men aren't v. bright bb
>>8493326
sure
>>8493325
ugh german is such a......eww sounding language though
I've been to france and I liked it alot. I've not been to germany

but also it just occured to me
>the UK
r u shakira
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>>8493347
gross
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>>8493333
Kek is with us
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>>8493322

i don't think they pay attention lol

>>8493327

I MEAN I GUESS BUT IT'S WEIRD FEELING
i have good skin so it's not like i needed full coverage foundation or full fake lashes and all that other stuff but idk. i figured they'd notice!!

>>8493349

i feel dumb for wasting an extra 20 mins on my makeup now tbqh
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I hate myself
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>randomly started sketching and actually finished it
hey i think the adhd meds are working
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Graces booty is ridiculous yall.
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>>8493351

ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
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>>8493366
*amphetamines u*
>>
>>8493333
lol
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>>8493382
(i'm self medding on modafinil because my doctor is autism)
it's not technically for ADHD but people use it for it and it's been proven to help
>>
>>8493381
thx
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>>8493349
Maybe you went to France on a good day or something. Also, German can be a cute sounding language when cute people speak it.

>r u shakira
No, I'm frogposter shitposting at 6:50am on a Sunday morning because I can't sleep
>>
13 of us have every piece of information about every trip in mtfg
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>>8493388
Good luck
>>
>>8493410
congrats
>>
>>8493410
How do I join?
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>>8493410
i would like a list of everybody's shoe size please
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>>8493380
lfmao
kek
>>8493356
rip
>>8493393
oh
i mean, i was in france for a week and a few days, i was all over the place, i liked it.
>frogposter wants to marry you
hell yeah man
>>8493410
can i be #15?
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>>8493410
Proof, Dox me.
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>>8493380
Proof?
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>>8493418
You can't

>>8493429
We don't accept requests that could harm us from our true goals
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>>8493380
its pretty good
probably top 3 ive grabbed
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>>8493449
what are your true goals
>>
>>8493452
emma top 3 butt list go:
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>>8493424
>i mean, i was in france for a week and a few days, i was all over the place, i liked it.
Well, I'm glad somebody had fun. It was too hot and rainy when I went, and also nobody understood my accent when I tried to speak French. Food was nice though.

>hell yeah man
ye, but not in like a weird way or anything
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>>8493449
What do you have on me? I'm guessing nothing.
>>
hey question

my mom said i dont pass and people are just being polite

how do i tell if she's right?
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>>8493459
We have enough
>>
>tfw got raped by a girl
>tfw loved it and become attached to her and want to feel her arms again
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>>8493456
from here?
1. cisgender mammaries
2. pookie
3. grace
not counting cis girls ive been with in the past
and pookie used to be on top but maddies is just crazy
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>>8493460
u pass unless you somehow became more masc since a year ago
>>
>>8493460
Ask straight men if they think you're a real woman.
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>>8493469
I don't believe you anon.
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>>8493452
plas grab my butt
>>
>>8493380
>>8493452
post grace butt
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>>8493474
How have you felt Cis Tits butt already? Like seriously.
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>>8493479
Hush my child
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>wants to fuck
>is young and hot


Awesome!

>is paranoid delusional schizophrenic
>is on house arrest


Oh. Okay :l
>>
i'm said to have a pretty good butt desu
>>
>check /soc/ threads i posted in this afternoon
>finally got a third rate
motherfuckers
>>
>>8493489
i havent
....yet
>>8493482
dm it to me and ill see if its grab worthy
>>8493487
i dont post pics just ask her for it
say you're a daddy bf with lots of money she likes that
>>8493495
>paranoid delusional schizophrenic
those are the best kind!
>>
"RCMP declare Albertan woman dead from suiciee after being BTFO by superior Islander"
>>
>tfw u fall asleep on cam with her
>tfw u wake up and emma is talking about your butt
This night couldn't get anymore embarassing
>>
>>8493509
Why show off your butt if you don't want comments on it?
>>
>>8493509
i lay awake at night thinking of being suffocated by it
>>
>>8493506
they would say alberta male desu
>>
>>8493513
i showed her in private before I startd dating elanna xDDD
>>
I wonder if I'll ever have breasts that don't look like they belong on a preteen :(
>>
post cis tit butt
>>
>>8493519
but elanna is legally, spiritually and emotionally female
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I did it mtfg, I got a haircut and the woman who cut my hair was super cool about me being trans and unsurprised, and it wasnt awkward
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>>8493526
Other Bertan
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>>8493528
i havent had a haircut in like 3 years i should just do it
>>
>>8493536
yeah!
>>
>>8493503
whats ur discordeerr
>>
>>8493536
Get a buzzcut
>>
>>8493536
probably should fuckin idiot
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>>8493542
Ammie#2432
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I try to be cute irl. I dont think it works.
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>>8493554
c-calm down anon
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>>8493558
The latter there is cute in its own way
>>
>>8493518
i hope you suffocate on it and die you piece of trash
>>
>>8493549
>>8493554
why are you being mean to me
>>
>>8493565
because that's what you deserve
>>
>>8493564
stop bullying!
>>
>>8493569
im sorry
>>
>>8493564
anon everyone knows the proper way for trans to go out is hanging, stop confusing people
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>>8493569
cease
>>
>>8493558
It doesn't work for me so I go online, post anime girls, and send my friends terrible pictures of me and get hugboxed
>>
>>8493571
you should be
>>8493575
what
>>
>>8493577
cease BULLY
>>
>>8493579
she deserves to be bullied
>>
>>8493570
she deserves it
>>8493572
gun works better
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>>8493580
no all trans girls are cute and precious please stop
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>>8493583
even me?
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>>8493583
lots are cute
fewer are precious
even fewer are worth spending time on
almost none are worth having a relationship with
>>
>>8493585
yes!
>>
>>8493586
wow rude
>>
>>8493586
im going to cry
>>
>>8493592
i sincerely hope you do
>>8493591
am i wrong?
>>
>>8493593
yes! there are lots of good and cute tgirls that need love and protection
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>>8493596
>tgirl
Am I the only one that automatically and unconsciously associates that word with porn

Like "shemale" or "dickgirl"
>>
>when you're in a mixed-gender server and the boys post nudes
>when they're not femboys
>>
>>8493605
How are you feeling?
>>
>>8493605
i do it too. same with ts or tg
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>>8493605
im a shemale and proud
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>>8493605
>watching porn
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>>8493613
i do it when i need to do maintenance and my gfs aren't available V:
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>>8493586
Which one of them things am I anon?
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>>8493596
i want so badly to give a transgirl my love and protection
none of em want it
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>>8493616
look at pure innocent lolis then, stop watching "shemales"
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>>8493616
>having multiple gfs
Degeneracy
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>>8493576
Same.
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>>8493618
i would like that
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>>8493618
i have this and enjoy it
>>
>>8493618
Are you a cis male?
>>
>>8493619
i don't
shemales are disgusting
webcams / amateur stuff are actually tolerable because they look like real people

>>8493621
t r u e l o v e
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>>8493626
too bad
i am worthless and you wouldn't love me
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>>8493607
I hate myself and I want to die so about the same as usual

>>8493613
The last time I watched porn was like this January.
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>>8493632
>The last time I watched porn was like this January.
tgirl is short for trans girl then, not a fetish term! gross anon..
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>>8493618
>specifically seeking out a tranny
if guy you're a closeted faggot
>>
>>8493632
I hope you feel better soon. You might just have post surgical depression, it probably wont last for much longer. Are you back on your hormones?
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>>8493625
i found a seiryu should i still tie her up
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>>8493631
idk im worthless too
double negative makes a positive
>>
i never believed the "woman in a man's body" meme but idk
sometimes i feel like even if i do survive transition and get "there" i'll just be a man in a woman's body
like i have serious issues with defaulting to he for myself and it really makes me depressed

there's nothing else i want as much but i don't feel like i'll ever get there mentally
>>
>>8493648
what
>>
>>8493644
who are you
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>>8493643
No shes back on her leash.
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>>8493648
you're confusing woman with fetishist
>>
>>8493655
who are you
>>
>>8493636
I know. I see >tgirl and think porn, I see >transgirl and don't think the same.

>>8493641
Maybe, I think it's just my test going up. I was pretty close to destroying things in my house in a testosterone fueled fury last night. I might have some post surgical complications I need to talk to my doctor about too.

Back on the estrogen at least, wasn't told by anyone to take my spiro again so I didn't. Primary doctor isn't responding to my calls, maybe out of office, idk. Lots of things bugging me with no solutions.
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>>8493667
>I see >tgirl and think porn
yeah cuz ur GROSS
>>
>>8493651
what's there to what about

>>8493663
i mean the closest i've come to agp is getting off to other people getting off to me
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>>8493666
idk
wanna add me on discord and see where it goes
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hello I'm getting progressively more drunk

reminder that you're all gonna make it
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>>8493667
How do I reach this girl.
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>>8493675
Hi I took some shrooms so you're not alone fren
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>>8493669
>eating your cum and cumming on your own face and feet because it "feminizes" you
>posting your ugly dick everywhere people don't want it
>wanting to use said ugly dick to chase actual trans girls and fuck cis women
>not agp
Okay anthony.
>>
>>8493681
there's a bit of a difference there but okay
>>
>>8493677
2close2home
>>
>>8493686
I'm not a druggo, i just do it once every winter.
>>
>>8493684
dude it's been like four months how do you still care
also
>having to chase
>>
>>8493666
>>8493674
ok well add me on discord if you want
Dumb_Anon#8737
>>
>>8493675
u too
>>
>>8493695
wait are you a chaser or a girl
>>
I'm dating a t-girl, and it's grate.
>>
>>8493692
B-but it's summer

>>8493698
thanks u too
>>
>>8493700
chaser
>>
>>8493700
anon, they're specifically seeking trans girls on an anonymous image board, of course they're a chaser
>>
>>8493693
>implying anyone who doesn't have massive brain problems wants you
>>
>>8493704
hmmmmmm
>>
How do i stop fantasizing about my rapist and wanting her arms

this might ruin my relationship pls
>>
>>8493714
same
>>
>>8493714
uhh.. therapy maybe sorry im not really sure
>>
>>8493714
Trip on Eugénie
>>
>>8493711
i mean, we do tend to be mentally ill as a rule
>>
>>8493716
oh i forgot to give you advice, I fetishize my partner as the abuser to cope with it. she's very dominant so it works out well.
>>
>>8493702
i'm dating a coffee girl
it's horrible
>>
>>8493720
you say "we" as if you're a woman which is not correct.
>>
pre transition
>feel insane because everyone treats me like a man but I feel like I'm actually a woman
while transitioning
>feel insane because everyone treats me like a woman but I feel like a gross man

my delusions have come full circle lol
>>
>>8493729
god i know this feel, I dont even pass yet and Im not on hormones, but everyone I know is so liberal and hip, and i've acted/looked girly for so long, they all immediately just went "oh cool" and started calling me a girl. now I feel weird and gross because my voice is all deep and I have a penis and stuff
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>skype with gf time
uwu
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>>8493722
can she at least make a nice cup a joe?
>>
>>8493722
does she just drink a lot of coffee or does this mean something
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>>8493733

Passing doesn't make it much better.
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>>8493729
iktf
i hope i can mentally transition at some point
i did dream about being trans last night which was cool
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>>8493740
that's depressing. Im also in a relationship with a cis girl, a very loving and committed one that doesnt need to be sexual, but it makes me feel like a fetishist dickgirl. It doesnt help that dudes get so flustered at the thought too.
>>
>>8493741
i still don't understand
the point of transition is the mental disconnect between the mind and the body
how can you be trans without being mentally female?
>>
>>8493749
not that anon but for me my male biology (adams apple, penis, chest, hair growth, etc) creates a disconnect that makes me feel like a "gross man". Mentally Im a girl and always have been, but when I look down and see that I think "ugh, im in actuality a disgusting man, and nothing can change that biologically"
>>
>>8493744
>relationship with a cis girl
nice
i wanted to date a cis girl for a long while, but idk, no interest anymore
i've found my soul mates and they're both trans

>>8493749
um... idk, this doesn't seem that uncommon? i think it's like how a lot of trans complain about being gross men or whatever
there's nothing more i want than to be accepted as female and accept myself as female but idk
it just feels so far away and unattainable
like even if i do finish transition i'm scared that maybe i'll still think like a man
>>
>>8493741

I hope we both can. I think I might be getting there because sometimes I can understand why people see me as a woman.

>>8493744

dudes are dumb. I'm glad you have people like that in your life.
and idk passing eases the pain sometimes. I think I just need more time to adjust.
>>
>>8493749
because burch is a man, simple as that.
>>
>>8493735
i dunno, i don't drink coffee

>>8493738
i am not dating coffee the trip, if that's what you mean
>>
>>8493719

the trip on eugenie posts don't even make sense anymore
>>
>>8493760
i mean i can look at myself in the mirror and think i'm cute sometimes, but idk

i just want to be able to feel normal
>>
>>8493758
why do you want that though? why would you want that if you are mentally a male?
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>>8493768
>>
>>8493758
>>8493760
I dont really like vaginas to be honest, but she's my soulmate and I plan on sticking with her, and I put my dick in her out of love. I think it is just guys though, they get like, insanely horny because it's like the strap on lesbians we all watched at 12 y/o come to life. Makes me wanna vomit.

yeah, maybe more people that don't know you're trans in your life and see you as a female might help, even just coworkers or such?
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>>8493767
But she's alive though.
>>
>>8493763
>i am not dating coffee the trip, if that's what you mean
no, I just wanted to know if coffee girl was like a type of girl or it was literal, like she just drinks coffee a lot
>>
>>8493770
i don't think i am mentally male, it's hard to describe
i just want to be a normal woman
transitioning feels fake and awful but it's better than trying to act male
but no matter how much i transition idk if i'll ever get away from it

>>8493778
yeah, guys are fucking gross, especially when they're chasers
like, ugh.
>>
burch is an idiot but desu i don't think ive ever felt like a man or a woman
>>
Post BMIs

18 here
>>
>>8493781
It was pretty obv the "im gonna make a post about killing myself" was just a PR stunt for sympathy
>>
>>8493794
17.7
>>
>>8493794
17.2
>tfw clicking male gender
>>
>>8493794
19.5
>>
>>8493695
Can anyone add you, or only first anon ? :>
>>
>BMI of 22
wew
i need to get back to anorexia mode
>>
>>8493778

guys are weird and make me wanna vomit sometimes too. props to you for sticking it to her

I've been steadily making friends and after coming out to a few surprised queer people I'm starting to realize that unless someone is trying to clock me nobody can really tell. It won't take long for the amount of friends I have after starting to transition to be bigger than the people who knew me before. I really wanna move out of my parents' house because they still misgender me on a regular basis even though they've known I'm trans for like two years and I've been on HRT for 10 months and asked them to switch half a year ago but I guess I can't blame them for being old and probably never having to switch pronouns for a person in their life and also not seeing me as their son like they have for the past 20 years
>>
tfw banned from discord server for being a naughty boy
>>
>>8493794
28 ;_;
>>
>>8493810
But you are a girl :/
...also naugthy boys are best boys desu :3
>>
>>8493781
she got hit with the manface stick really hard :/
>>
>>8493816

at least she has nice lips
>>
>>8493763
>i dunno, i don't drink coffee
D:
>>
>>8493810
i got banned for being there at all ):
>>
survival juice
>>
>>8493817
>>8493816
yeah, lips aren't something you can really change, lip injections look like ass.
she could get ffs and change everything else though
>>
>When chasers and rapists transition
>>
>tfw chased cis males pre-transition
>>
I had a little girl kiss me on the cheek today after she told me that my pink dice and pink warhammer army was really pretty. She was so sweet. I gave her six pink dice.

Her little brother was enamored with me too, they were both so cute. I need to find a boy to knock me up so I can have some of my own.
>>
>>8493794
27.2 lmao
>>
>>8493829
>you will never have beautiful young sons
hngg right in the feels
>>
>>8493794
21
>>
>>8493842
Go to bed nerd
>>
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>>8493794
Am I really obese?
I'm alive by the way, hospital antibiotics finally working I can swallow again but my joints are on fire and I'm still walking like a 90 year old.
>>
>>8493846
>giant shoulders
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I wish I was cute.
>>
>>8493846
No
>>
>>8493848
tfw want boyfriend but will always be an ugly dissapointment and he'll leave me once he figures out how worthless i am
>>
>>8493802
anyone can
im lonely
>>
>>8493847
We all have shoulders
>>8493848
Gotta make do w what you have
>>
>>8493847
Still a better body than most here.
>>
>when you exchange goodnights like 4 times using different names each time
>>
i am confused
very confused'
scared
and depressed
i cant take this Trans shit anymore, I just cant. The voice is killing me, I cant do it. I dont have the mental state to go through with all this, i just cant. I don't know if im trans, i am thinking of repressing if i am
im so fucking confused
i fucking stole from work today
i need help
please someone
help
im starting to abuse myself
emotionally and physically
more than i used to
>>
>>8493846
>Am I really obese?
ye - people have just gotten used to being obese over time because the average weight has gone up so much over the decades, so it's easy to see yourself as being just "a little chubby"

>In 1954, a typical British male was just over 5ft 7in tall, weighed 11st 6lbs and had a chest of 37 inches and a waist of 34 inches.
>He wore size seven shoes, had a collar size of 14.
>Today, the average man is 5ft 9in, weighs 12st 6lbs and has a chest of 42in and a waist of 37in.
>He wears size nine shoes, has a collar size of 16.
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>>8493844
No
>>
>>8493846
what the fuck happened
>>
>>8493855
Hide how much of a disappoint you are forever then.
>>
>>8493863
>12:45
>This god damn heat
Go
to
bed
>>
Honestly, I don't even understand why Americans aren't asleep yet...
>>
>>8493869
Where do you live?
>>
>>8493861
it's hard senpai
voice takes a long while
you just need to practice it a lot until you get it

i've thought of detransitioning but the only thing worse than being trans is being a man so
>>
ur all invited
https://discord.gg/dMgKtWk
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>posting discord invite publicly
confirmed to be trash
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>>8493867
i want to be somebody they truly want
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>>8493874
in my home
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>>8493861
i believe in you anon, dont steal and dont emotionally hurt yourself! cutting and stuff is a good way to cope, as long as you dont end up in ER or anything, just try to take care of yourself. remember the world is a fuck, everything is made up and nothing matters, youll die one day whether youre a tranny or not and nothing will matter but the sweet release.
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>>8493869
It was really hot :/
It's pretty nice now though.
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>>8493882
Well, work on self-improvement then, ya dingus
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>>8493885
>was
>Was
>WAS
I AM MELTING IN MY ROOM
WE WEREN'T MADE FOR THIS HEAT
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>one gf goes to bed
>other gf gets up
i love girls
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>>8493846
Your body at least has much better fat storage than mine ;_;
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>she makes your heart go doki doki
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>>8493898
>gf weirds out on me, sort of apologizes, i say it's all good and im not upset, she weirds out on me again, say no problem and give her some space, hasnt messaged me in 5 days
I dont understand girls
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>>8493855
i'll be your bf
if you'll be my gf
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>>8493895
Is it daytime?
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>Emma will eventually kill herself but it will be after she fails transitioning so it will take time

I can wait
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>>8493905
:<
sometimes people need space
when i'm feeling pent up and bad inside i sometimes say mean stuff just because i don't know how to express myself
that's like, the start of half of my autistic meltdowns
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>>8493720
>>8493898
>>8493903
>>8493880
>>8493866
>>8493859
>>8493827
>>8493803
>>8493768
>>8493758
>>8493734
>>8493720
We dont need a new update from you every 5 fucking minutes you autist, there is a reason why no one likes you.
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>>8493909
No it's 1AM
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>>8493895
I love the heat if it isn't too humid. It's kind of a bummer with spiro because I drink so much water in the summer.
I hate when it's too hot to sleep though, it's the worst :(
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>>8493913
yeah i have autistic meltdowns too and she's really heckin autistic (not to be mean, she just is and self admitedly), I dont blame her for anything. But she didnt exactly say mean stuff, she was just really moody and bein all suspicious, like reading a lot into really benign stuff and getting anxty. We talk everyday so im really concerned about 5 days of nothing, but i dont want to be the first one to msg her because I was last time.

sry im airing my shit on you shes just all i usually have to talk to!!
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>>8493915
based.....
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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>>8493915
sorry anon i'm bored :(

you're objectively wrong in the 'no one likes you' department though
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>>8493918
:X
have you tried contacting her? maybe she needs you to make the first move
and i know how that goes, i've spent all day waiting to be able to talk to my gfs
though i usually multitask 2-3 convos at once
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>>8493829
>tfw Moap isn't your mom
I should have reset the game the second i realized this
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>>8493917
I was bitching all Spring and this month about the shitty weather and now that it's nice I keep bitching about it

>It's kind of a bummer with spiro because I drink so much water in the summer.
Is Spiro dehydrating?
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>>8493928
yes
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>>8493923
no like I said I dont wanna be the first one to, cuz she got weird last time even though nothing really happened. I think I'll give it until it's been a week and then do so.

do they all know you have other gfs or are they more like fugbuddies
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>>8493924
>moap isn't your stylish and aloof high school gf who secretly thinks she's better than you, but is too scared to break up with you in case the guy she wants to dump you for rejects her, and she doesn't want to be seen as a single loser
end
my
pain
fempaitachi
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>>8493930
What do you want I'm on the way already
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>>8493934
fuck u i dont want anything
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>>8493932
i mean, is she always the one to talk first?
sometimes you're depressed and need someone else to make the first move
she might think you're angry at her

i've got two actual girlfriends and they know about eachother and flirt with eachother a bit
it used to be two separate relationships but i guess we're becoming a trouple?
i had other people i'd flirt with but i'm trying to minimize that as much as possible
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>>8493928
i want two milkshakes: vanilla and strawberry
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>>8493936
I bet a tacquito would make you feel better
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>>8493862
Idk while I definetly do think I'm overweight I think BMI is bullshit. Valq is 5'11" and 209 lbs she doesn't look overweight at all.
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>>8493939
emma being dead would make me feel better
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>>8493928
Chocolate milkshake and large fries.
If they dont have the chophouse i dont want a sandwich.
>>8493942
Thats messed up.
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>>8493940
that's probably because she has a lot of muscle from having a very physically demanding job though

she looks pretty hench in her more candid photos
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>>8493942
Everyone dies someday
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>>8493947
no it isn't
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>>8493950
>>8493942

Trip on charlotte
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>>8493937
no, I always am, you're right though she might think Im mad, but last time I said that I was never upset with her and our last convo she said she was feeling upset and I said i was sorry about that, she appologized for being quiet but I said dont be and she did nothing wrong. So I feel like she might be mad at me, is the thing. That's probably irrational, which means she might also be irrationally thinking the same? I dunno heck

that's really cute, that they flirt and such. Ive not really heard of anyone in an actually healthy non-monogonous relationship. Trust is inherently important but if everyone is faithful to eachother I can see how that'd work really nicely.
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>>8493952
no
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>>8493927
Spring was kind of weird and so was winter. Yay snow! Even like 2 weeks ago it could get downright cold and now suddenly it's almost full on summer.

>Is Spiro dehydrating?
It is :(
I usually have to go every 45-60 minutes.
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>>8493953
JUST TALK TO HER DUDE
staying apart isn't gonna fix things at all

well, it's only been a few weeks, so we'll see how it goes. me and juni are pretty poly so, idk, that's not too much of an issue i guess, but idk.
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kms desu
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>>8493948
And I have a lot of leg muscle. I used to be in a cycle team remember. I'm not being fat positive I'm just saying that I'll look normal if I just lose maybe 30 lb more as opposed the 70 required by BMI
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>>8493960
okok Ill message her in the morning I promise, I just feel like im super unwanted atm since the last conversations she's shut down so quickly it feels like she should come to me when she wants

good luck though, could see like, two people falling for each other further than the third, and a third wheel forming causing drama
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VnDTcN4FWI

tfw even if you get your pitch right you're still going to have this fucking awful lisp
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>>8493916
So how is so hot?
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didnt even listen to ur dumb vcaroo but i bet its shit
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>>8493971
yea it is
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>>8493948
Maybe this illness will help with that. Even though my throat isn't too painful to eat now I've lost my appetite completely. Guaranteed 5 lb gone by the end of this week.
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>>8493969
It's only like 15c right now
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>>8493965
probably

i mean, it's not as if you immediately go from gross, disgusting obese person to slim and sexy person when you're losing weight - are you going on a diet or something?
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>>8493968
??
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>>8493959
Ya I was still wearing jackets last week even, I can't even sleep with a blanket anymore.

>I usually have to go every 45-60 minutes
That sucks
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>>8493975
yeah when i overdosed on aspirin i literally couldn't swallow
>drink a few drops of water
>have to cough that shit up
if you manage your eating right you can lose .5 lb a day easy
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>not even on spiro but i have to go every hour

>>8493978
no god damn it fuck
>literally stopped voice chatting for a few weeks after hearing my voice on feedback
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>>8493977
Yes I've been on keto for about a month. I've only lost 7 lb. I have trouble staying in ketosis because I really like fruit. But at least I've been going down.
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>>8493988
Sorry, I wasn't trying to be mean, it was just was the first thing that came to mind, your voice is still better than mine by far.
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>>8493994
How mean. Better make a voice clip and post it to make up for being mean.
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>>8493978
lmfao
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>>8493939
C-Can I have a tacquito?
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>>8493997
I've never done that, i don't think I'm ready to I'm sorry :'(
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>>8494001
>I've never done that
YET
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>>8494001
VC is a really good way to motivate yourself to voice train
i can't get the nerve to talk to myself so i basically use VC as an excuse to practice :X
i haven't been doing it long but i've noticed a loooot of improvement
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I've been reconsidering getting a breast augmentation and maybe even FFS. I really wanted these surgeries but this chaser said that he preferred me to other trannies because "I looked natural" and you know he has a point. Gigi Gorgeous just looks like a fake plastic bimbo, I don't wanna end up like that. Maybe I'll just get a brow shave and that's it.
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>>8494005
I will, but when I'm better, I'm very self conscious, too scary.

>>8494009
I VC'd with someone from here about a week ago, but i was way too quiet and shy, and didn't say much, but I do think I should do it more often.
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>>8494010
interesting, thought chasers loved those plastic trans girls for the most part
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>>8494016
it's been harder lately since i moved to a new server with less VCers lately, but i still manage to talk to juni every now and then~
the good thing about VC is once you're past the nervousness you can keep talking and talking and once you're in the zone there's no more 'oh god i'm talking to myself'
but yes, definitely do more that!
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>>8494019
i'm not sure if anyone does but those AGP hons who make their lips look like donuts
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>>8494016
>I will, but when I'm better, I'm very self conscious, too scary.
That's fine. I'll try not to make fun of your accent too much when you eventually post it.
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>>8494019
egads no, it's an incredible turn-off
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>>8494010
Boobs will make your chest size even bigger
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>>8493968
pffffahahhahahahbahahskgfbasklghba
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>>8494020
I will :)

>>8494025
Thanks anon, I'll remember you
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>>8494040
Hi birdy. i cant sleep , elanna made fun of me when i did last time.
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>>8494044
it's almost 3AM sleep now little princess
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>>8494051
Got a little something I need to ask you, Birddog. Do you like fish?
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what's /mtfg/ up to
>playing wipeout and waiting for gf to get back
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>>8494044
She made fun of me today too.
Let's make fun of her desu
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>>8494056
loading my gun
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>>8494058
she told people i looked cute when i was sleeping xD
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>>8494067
Hey wait thats a compliment.
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>>8494055
do you like being a coward and not asking me these things through dms
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>>8494056
playing hearts of autism

was playing sanitarium, but it was getting a little bit spoopy, so i took a break to play something less scary until it's lighter outside
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>>8494072
jesus i know neither of those
is sanitarium that pixel platformer horror thing?
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>>8494056
Listening to music and definitely not watching porn
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>>8494070
Maybe not. Probably not.
It's rude to answer a question with a question...
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>>8494069
hm, maybe.
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>>8494075
>is sanitarium that pixel platformer horror thing?
it's a point and click adventure/horror game, but yeah, that's the one

not really the sort of thing a coward should be playing in the early hours of the morning tbqhwy
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>>8494077
it's rude to keep PESTERING ME WITH STRANGE QUESTIONS INSTEAD OF SPEAKING TO ME
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>>8494076
i remeber you used to claim asexual

why are you so full of shit in general?
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>>8494078
wow wtf
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH CISTITS
NOW NO ONE IS MY BEST FRIEND
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>>8494089
This is co worker chan right? Can i ask you a favor?
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>>8494088
Because I'm a complex human being i dont fit perfectly into little genre boxes

I still would not like to pursue sexual romance were I in a partnership. But i like to watch porn.
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>>8494076
is it good porn????

>>8494085
god i fucking can't stand horror
even minor shit like Metro freaks me out
i need to be able to cuddle my gfs while playing horror vidya
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>>8494089
we can be besties if you don't call me a slut
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>>8494086
Sorry! I will halve the rate at which I ask them, in an attempt to abate your growing ire.
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>>8494090
Okay?
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>>8494092
No. It usually isnt. Gotta dig for diamonds.
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>>8494095
i don't know why I'd call you a slut tho, anon.
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>>8494091
cringe

do you have anything likeable about you at all?
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>>8494098
When you guys go drinking on tuesday or w/e can you make sure she makes it home ok? I know i sound like a dork but i just um kinda want to make sure shes ok if shes gonna be getting hammered with you.
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>>8494096
CHRIS!!!#0509
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>>8494099
webcam vids are usually pretty decent
primarily because they feature people, as opposed to meatsack barbie dolls
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>>8494104
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>>8494108
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>8494106
M-maybe tomorrow. Also, you forgot to answer my question.
>>
birdy is gay
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>>8494112
I'll answer your question maybe tomorrow then
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>>8494102
I dont inhibit myself from being free and doing whatever i want because of the paltry thoughts of others
>>8494107
I feel bad about trying to indulge in any non drawn pornography. I just find it highly ingenuine. Camgirls or professional shoots or even amateur.
But doujins and hentai games and whatnot? Those are labors of love. They come with great artwork and beautiful stories with a variety of different emotions.
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>>8494109
Finding her in a pool of barf is what significant others have to get used to
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>>8494120
CoC is pretty decent
pre-hrt i was planning to make my own 'spiritual successor'
i might still do so, but i doubt i'll be able to put in nearly as much heart, given i find the subject material somewhat distasteful
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>>8494123
I dont mind if she throws up but i just want to make sure shes ok >.< nvm forget i asked
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>>8494126
That's not even me, nerd
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>>8494115
Hmph. I suppose that's a fair parry.
>>
I'm thinking of pursuing voice acting/singing. Is this a hopeless endeavor? Any prominent mtf vocal artists out there?
>>
>>8494120
Katawa Shoujo best VN
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>>8494132
Hard thing to do.
Closest to prominent i can think of is the singer from against me. I'm not a fan.
I do however like girls rituals, who is trans. But some people arent as into her strange vocal delivery.
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>>8494129
How am i supposed to know if you dont use a trip xD

>>8494130
I asked him and i was satisfied with the answer he gave me. I also think it explains why hes so obsessed with a certain asset of mine.
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>>8494130
coward B)
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>>8494136
why would I even trip
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>>8494132
the girl who posts with the name tambourine is taking singing lessons
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>>8494132
Yup. More than prominent, actually.
https://youtu.be/o50V_tJIpR8
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uwu
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>>8494136
>I asked him and i was satisfied with the answer he gave me. I also think it explains why hes so obsessed with a certain asset of mine.
I see. I don't think there's any way I can interpret this information in a wholesome manner.

I guess he prefers rump to fish. Ehehehehe.
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>>8494139
so i dont mistake someone else for you obv.
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>>8494142
that burger looks disgusting
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>>8494142
Ree
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>>8494145
Tastes great though
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>>8494145
Could be worse.
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>>8494142
Disgusting.
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>>8494142
>ketchup with fries
puked just a lil bit
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"You can't be a girl anon your not cleans and tidy and don't pick up your clothes"

Eh she's right. Back to repression depression

The only way would be for me to have been born a girl and socialised properly
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>>8494143
I didnt mean for it to be in a wholesome manner
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>>8494149
natural transgirls on the left

transgirls with plastic surgery on the right
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>>8494142
>tfw she didnt get me anything
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>nobody likes my whataburger
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>>8494154
Most of my cis female friends would laugh at that. This is 2017, not 1957. Fuck those deprecated stereotypes. Because cis women certainly do.
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>>8494159
[Insert crude sexual joke about her giving you meat]
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>>8494160
I have a traumatic experience from whataburger and im not sure if i will ever get over it desu.
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>>8494160
get lost shill
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>>8494156
Oh my. I guess it's true what they said about you and your lewdness.
>>
>>8494161
Well she has a interest in me repressing but can't make me

But encourages me when i repress
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>>8494163
What happened?
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>>8494167
im high on codiene because i still havent passed this kidney stone give me a break
>>8494170
well when i was planning to move to the US to live with my ex i had all my cash in my purse and we stopped at wataburger on our way to the bank and ofc i fucking left my purse in the bathroom because im blonde as fuck and all that money i had saved up to live with her was never seen again. kinda glad i lost that money and moved back home instead of marrying that girl like i planned to tho....
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>>8494161
I decided to listen to you and not get FFS.
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>>8494175
Haven't seen your face as a whole, but I have a feeling it's not what could hold you back. You can always get it later if you feel like it. There are probably a good many things that seem irredeemable now that won't once you go full time.
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>>8494173
How much money did you lose?
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>>8494181
Think it was close to $800 usd.
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>>8494182
And no one returned it to you? America sounds mean.
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>>8494180
If you ever came on Skype you would.
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>>8494189
I can't get it to work for some reason. Used to but the upgrades over the past year seem to have completely borked it.
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>>8494187
Nope and all my id was in it too so if they wanted too they could have very easily. We went and filed a police report but the lesbian cop was more interested in hitting on me in front of my gf (at the time) than actually doing anything to find it.
>>
*kiss Miri*
>>
>>8494195
when was that? how long ago, that is.

>>8494180
this is shakira
http://move.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1495/66/1495668868780.jpg
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>>8494198
>how long ago, that is.
september 2016
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>>8494193
Get Discord then.
>>8494198
Hmmmm
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>>8494203
is that not you? you said it was you when you posted it.
>>8494201
interesting. i thought you were american, your relationship with elanna makes more sense now.
>>
i love gloomy uwu
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>>8494198
Well, pretty much what I figured from the half-face pics. Black cis girls often wear wigs, so that's not an obstacle to blending in either. Voice and body language may be, but that can be improved. Anyway, fastest way to find out what is a roadblock and how to fix it is to go full-time. Or even part-time. Just, not waiting at home for hrt to do miracles as a recluse.
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>>8494203
I occasionally have it on. Notifications are clunky but it works.
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>>8494205
Believe what you want anon.
>>8494211
Just get discord and I'll show you what I look like.
>>8494213
Oh you do have Discord. Ok add Shakira#9362
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>>8494215
>Believe what you want anon.
you posted it, I screencaptured and shooped the IP address myself. you're just butthurt, people seem to believe youre cute, so i dont know why you are mad
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>>8494215
Added. Just been asked to cook, but I'll be back after the meal.
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>>8494206
I really need to up my gf game. can I have one of yours?
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>>8494220
i mean neither of them are monogamous, so....
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>>8494217
>you posted it therefore it's authentic
Actually chuckled, thanks for that laugh.
I'm a 220 lb shaven headed black guy, I couldn't be less cute. And if it was me don't you think screencapping and reposting unsees is creepy?
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>>8494221
that was more like a joke question because you have two and I have none but ok
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>>8494225
i mean if you're friendly and not cripplingly shy it's not like there aren't hundreds of insecure and cripplingly lonely transgirls out there
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>>8494218
oh wait I think I already had you. Remember when we used to hang in that discord with Isla and Parrothitler back in the day?
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Finally.

I'll never have to feel dysphoria again
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>>8494238
Take me with you ;_;
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>>8494236
germany but it was more a joke. I don't think anybody would actually want a relationship with me.
>>
Morning!
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>>8494253
gm
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>>8494224
>Actually chuckled, thanks for that laugh.
you sent it to me in a private message....
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>>8494238
dumbass
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>>8494249
maybe give your discord :>
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>>8494258
LGBT is wrong and is a good thing I'm making sure there's one less of them in the world

Living is for normal people
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>>8494262
We are normal wtf, don't let assholes convince you otherwise.
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>>8494262
>removing any possibility for a better life by killing yourself and not solving anything
stupid
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>>8494259
ok Peach#4567
>>
i mean LGB aren't that bad but T sure as fuck isn't normal
even without the need to transition we're all fucked in the head
>>
i wanna kms but birdo is kinda right
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>>8494263
My parents were accepting but managed to subvert and gaslight me into repression again by constantly pointing out how masculine I was

So this Is my revenge.
Now my mother doesent have to worry about her son. Cause her son will be dead.
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>>8494264
south near frankfurt
>>
People implying I pass.
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>>8494265
I'm tried of trying
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>>8494275
>reality implies things
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>>8494265
For some it's really hard, okay!
And things just seem hopeless :/
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>pleb implying she doesn't pass
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>>8494278
>implying that I actually pass
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>>8494274
yeah we wanted to meet up once with sertii but it didn't work out :o
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>>8494282
:(
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>>8494275
shut up
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>>8494282
gloomy ily
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>>8494283
it's ok we could still meet up some day if you want to :) gotta go now tho lunch is ready :o
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wait shit that was the wrong one
gosh darn you type the same
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>>8494287
I don't think so :/
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>>8494286
you're replying to peach

and you and gloomy together now?
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>>8494286
How about you stay away from that girl, you disgusting fetishist creep.
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>>8494291
yeahhhhh
i could tell gloomy was posting but peach threw me off ;-;

and yeah i guess

>>8494293
i'm 12 hours behind her i literally could not be farther away
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>>8494284
>>8494280
I don't and I'm like falling asleep so I'm gonna go have more weird panicked dreams and post more later
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>>8494281
if you don't pass, then why do you look like a girl

échec et mat (that's french for "dumb pleb")
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why dont we have a zeemap anymore
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>>8494293
Don't associate us w that creep
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my father insists that this is all in my head
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>>8494359
was your father a member of the cranberries
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>>8494359
It is
Being trans is not fun
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>>8494364
No?

He also says since people died in Grenfell or are starving in Africa I don't be have problems and dysphoria isn't real
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>>8494368
ask your dad if he thinks depression is real
ask him why there's several massive scientific fields dealing with this shit
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>>8494368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
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the jews lol
dey took err sons
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>>8494368
that's a shame, it'd be really cool if your dad were a member of the cranberries
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I haven't slept tonight and now I am tired
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>>8494369
He doesent beleive in depression and that people who are are poofs who need to "man up and get back to work"
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>>8494394
why did you forget to sleep, squashy
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>>8494397
hey, at least he's not my mom
all of my mental illnesses are demons i inherited from my dad / grandmother (who got them from visiting a fortune teller)
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>>8494397
Why do most parents suck so much? I've heard so many things like that
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>>8494402
I pray for your soul
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>>8494397
Yeah, my family don't believe in mental illness either, they are fucking naturopaths.
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>>8494281
pleb is the cutestst ever!
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>>8494397
well, that's a great oppurtunity for you to disregard your dads opinion from now on because clearly he's the one with the delusions.
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>>8494364
10/10 post. i <3 u
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>>8494403
As long as you live under their roof or they are paying for your living, you are in no position to talk trash
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my dad beats me daily but it's okay because he also gives me a steady supply of stale bread
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>tfw you wake up and shes not next to you
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it really fucking bothers me when people try to defend christianity desu
i lived under fucking. actual christianity.
it's not a good thing.
the only reason it ever comes close to resembling anything good is that some churches completely ignore half its teachings
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>>8494455
please go away again
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>>8494447
If I was born a girl I would have moved out by now
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>>8494451
I trust you've got a good reason for that?
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>>8494464
why are you just here interrogating people for random shit
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>>8494455
I went to a catholic high school, fucking elitist bullying cunts, every one of them

>>8494457
no u
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>>8494400
I played Corruption of Champions all night.
It's kinda funny, my body feels like a flickering lightbulb.
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>>8494451
iktf
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>>8494464
Shes not next to me right now is a pretty good reason.
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>>8494475
CoC is good shit
i probably know literally everything in it

>>8494474
yeah i just get... really triggered by people who defend it
especially liberal christians
like, i could teach you the fucking bible and tell you how many things are sending you to hell right now
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i really need to fix my life but this shit is hard i just wanna die
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>>8494475
i think it would have been better if you have slept, but at least you did something fun, instead of staying up the whole night crying
>>
Time for me to leave :/
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>>8494474
I went to a Catholic school too, except I kinda enjoyed it there and didn't really have a problem with it
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>>8494475
>>I played Corruption of Champions all night.
lol it's great, isn't it? i'm even into all that futa stuff but all the mindbreak and domination stuff really gets to me. minotaurs and prison are the best. sucks, that prison got removed from the revamp.
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>>8494471
I trust you've got a good reason for asking this question?
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>>8494487
hope you are doing well
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>>8494490
if these adhd meds work out for me i might try to make a spiritual successor
i can't code and ren'py is kind of clunky as fuck though :/
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>>8494488
Well maybe you weren't an skinny effeminate introvert that was an easy target i guess

>>8494481
Yeah i had it drilled into me that i was a faggot going to hell for wearing eyeliner and nail polish and stuff. Read the bible a lot.

Fun times
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>>8494496
yeah, i actually got really into it at a few points
when i'm bipolar i tend to get zealous over stupid shit
so i know a looooot more about the bible than i should
and every time i see a christian i feel like telling them everything they're not doing
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>>8494496
>Well maybe you weren't an skinny effeminate introvert that was an easy target i guess
I was a fat manlet, but to be fair, it's always the effeminate ones that get picked on
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>>8494481
>>8494484
desu it's the only porn thing I still am interested in somehow.
>>8494490
For me it's 'favorite fetish: the game', am really into TF. Lol yea I noticed it got like the text still but you can't choose. I never got around to trying it in the past anyway, not my kind of stuffs (well, the first time I accepted because wtf is that and then brilliantly escaped).
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>>8494510
no
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>>8494510
watskeburt coffeetje
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>>8494501
>tfw cant mix fabrics
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>>8494513
yes

I'm /mischief/ today...or atleast for a couple of minutes.

>>8494518
Ik heb dat liedje al jaren niet meer gehoord, hahaha.
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>>8494510
Kek
>>8494520
Well....the leviticus laws are null and void c/o Jesus and his new covenant...
Those rules were strictly to separate the Israelites from every other group of people though so yeah
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>>8494521

JFC that is an awful language.
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>>8494525
hey, how long have you been on hrt...? I was wondering, do you think you would still pass if you shaved off all your hair...? Like I really dig the look and understand you probably need to be on hrt A WHILE to pull it off but do you think it's even possible?

no memes just be real with me
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>>8494525
How have you been Msqr...Merc...Mindymango?

>>8494526
Listen, the Dutch people will take over the world someday. Every country will become a swamp and have quality air.
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>>8494526
do not bully the dutch language, that's mean
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>>8494542
> non ironically thinking France won't conquer the world before
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>>8494550
Oh but we will, let me tell you why young padawan

Have you heard of the partycartel?
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>>8494554
the wot?
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>>8494550
>>8494554
Lmao, check out these countrylets

I don't know what sort of delusions you've got going on over there in the city of France and Swamptown, but we all know that you exist only by the grace of your Anglo-American overlords.
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We will never truly be women no matter how hard we try because T has destroyed us so.
Only very few trans women look cis while others look like monsters like Gigi Gorgeous and Lavenre Cox.

We aren't defunding how women should look, we are defiling it and for that I truly am ashamed.
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>>8494561
Englishlands have been done for centuries, you're a dying legacy.
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>>8494555
The partycartel...you see, (((they))) are the authoritarian elite who will not listen to the people of the country and have the power in their own hands. They will tell their coalition partners to go either left or right. It's one big mess.

(PS. I don't really talk about politics because I keep that shit to myself most of the time)

(PSS. Just incase someone gets triggered about this, I'm just memeing)

>>8494561
Smol country, big people. :D
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>>8494569
I am so glad I repressed and am now planning my suicide
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>>8494569
lol
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>>8494569
:> I don't care that much how I look if I can get a loving bf and find peace myself with how I look it's ok ^^
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>>8494570
We have not yet reached the zenith of anglo cultural hegemony

Buckle up that seatbelt, Squishy
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> tfw beard shadow with boobs
ONLY 16 DAYS BEFORE NEXT SCHEDULED ANNIHILATION. PLS WORK PLS WORK
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>>8494587
It's the truth
Gather up every trans woman abs you will see only a very small percentage pass
>>
The T H I C C meme is a jew psyop created to normalize and celebrate obesity, indolence and racemixing. This is done in order to reprogram our basic sexual urges, so that what we find sexually attractive subconsciously promotes a lifestyle of passive over-consumption, waste and materialism. Who profits from your sedentary existence? Big pharma and multinational conglomerates intent on turning you into docile, drug dependent, welfare supported consumers. Furthermore, the typical T H I C C body type is far more prevalent in non-whites. Therefore, this manufactured trend surreptitiously goads the white man toward sullying his genetic lineage. I wonder who could be behind this? Don't fall for their tricks!
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>>8494595
I don't actually care.

I just find your idea of the sacred womanhood being defiled by the ugly trannies so many layers of spooky its actually delusional.
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>>8494588
this is good perspective
>>
>tfw ur gf always makes the objectively best posts

really makes me think
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>>8494599
>says it's delusional
>doesn't make a counter argument

Really gets the noggin, joggin
>>
>tfw you're the cool one
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>>8494605
how can they be objectively the best posts if i don't agree with them 100% of the time
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>>8494608
"womanhood is so sacred that ugly women must not be allowed to exist, lest they defile this holy metaphysical concept" is a premise that is on itself so dumb and asinine I am actually unsure what kind of counter-arguments can be offered to it besides "what the fuck is this nonsense".
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>>8494595
"Ugly" women exist too, but even that is subjective. People's "ideal vision" of a type of women and what they should look like is very very VERY subjective. Perhaps your ideal image of a woman is Gigi or a fat lady or someone with short hair or a long face, who knows. But people might find fat ladies or Gigi or short hair ugly, who knows.

I'm sorry if I'm not much help but these kinds of things are generally very subjective.
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>>8494611
it's probably because you're wrong
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>>8494610
cool emi
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>>8494620
i'm literally the only person i know who i always agree with him, so allow me to squat over that theory you've got going there and squeeze out a steamy brown turd all over it
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>>8494625
wait are you misgendering me, i can't parse this post at all, please repeat yourself
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>>8494610
Nimmee
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>>8494630
don't bully me, english isn't my first language

i mean it is, but pretend that it's not so i don't look dumb
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>>8494632
coffee
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>>8494636
hru
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>>8494613
>>8494619
Ugly people shouldn't exist. They are a burden on society unless they contribute well enough to society.
For example, if I go to a restaurant, I expect my waiter/waitress to be attractive. If they aren't, it destroys my appetite
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>>8494619

Not the anon you replied to but this is wrong on so many levels. You can't tell me there are men out there who find ugly people attractive.
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>>8494630
One doesn't deserve the gender pronoun of she if one doesn't look like one.
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>>8494637
im okay

lookin more girly in the mirror lately

hru
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>>8494640
Well you probably have some significant mental illnesses that need to be treated, failing that, you're just a fucking cunt. Doesn't mean everyone's like you, though, there's 7 billion people in this ball of dirt spinning in space and you probably should stop universalising your personal opinions.
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>>8494640
Well, you're welcome to end your own existence, then. Because I'm pretty certain you're uglier than anyone else in this thread.
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>>8494640
Jesus you are a horrible person.
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>>8494619
If you took the trips here and placed them in front of men (who don't know that these girls are trans), who do think would get the best men?
It would most likely be Edie or Ufufu
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>>8494646
>>8494647
>>8494649
>t. ugly people
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>>8494654
t. predictable brainlet
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>>8494640
Okay now I'm just being memed on.

>>8494642
I mean, what do you consider attractive or unattractive then? Perhaps 1 million people will agree or disagree with you.

Also I wasn't talking about wanting to fuck someone, you can still find someone pretty or ugly from a far distance. This is literally common sense lol.

>>8494645
I'm happy you're okay and more confident! You go girl!

I'm optimistic like always~

>>8494651
I don't know, there are one billion men on this Earth. Perhaps some of them might find these two unattractive or attractive, it is very subjective.
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>>8494654
Dis you come up with that all by your wittle self?
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>>8494661
>I don't know, there are one billion men on this Earth. Perhaps some of them might find these two unattractive or attractive, it is very subjective.
no one would ever find ufufu unattractive
she would be allowed first mating privileges
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>>8494661
If men found those to unattractive it would be in a very low minority
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>>8494658
You already posted your pic.
You look like a man

>>8494662
You're just a freakish Amazon
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>>8494665
>No one
1 billion people on this earth would find her unattractive? That's a pretty big statement.

>>8494668
Maybe, maybe not. I think Edie looks good and I don't know who Ufufu is since I'm a newfag (sort of maybe). Perhaps someone disagrees with me!
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how? do? i? fix? my? brain? and? become? a? charismatic? normie? who? people? will? like?
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>>8494672
The only people who think Edie and Ufufu are ugly are either bitter hons or chasers with really bad taste
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>>8494661
>there are one billion men on this Earth
uhh, maybe you want to count again?
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>>8494661
true repill is there are actually one billion men and six billion women on the earth
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>>8494672
>1 billion people on this earth would find her unattractive? That's a pretty big statement.
no, the opposite (i mean, it's ufufu we're talking about here)
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>>8494671
>the no one likes tall woman meme

try again
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>>8494661
Attractiveness isn't really subjective.
Take a look at sheen or Chris chan. Do you think anyone would find the attractive?
Of course not because they are objectively ugly.
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>>8494677
take your 'mones and be a normie girl. being a girl gives you a couple bonus points in charisma.
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>>8494682
Not really a meme
My sister is 6'3 and no one will date her despite being very attractive
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>>8494683
So what about them exactly do you call ugly?
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>>8494691
Fat, mannish faces, thin hair, masculine waist hip ration, etc
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>>8494683
>Take a look at sheen
leave people in this thread out of this, please. there are so many well known examples in the world for whatever point you wanna make that you don't have to shit on people who read this thread and aren't even involved. especially not when they're as nice as sheen.
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>>8494684
i don't think that's true but I'll try i guess
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>>8494690
Why exactly are you doing this, like what do you get out of it?
Just seems really sad desu.

>>8494696
This
>>
tfw not allowed to exist
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>>8494708
hush you silly go cuddle Kara
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>>8494696
Sheen looks female
But mistakenly thought going trans was going to transform body into qt
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>>8494708
Aw, why not?
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I want to point this out as well, (((I))) don't find Boogie2988 attractive, quite the opposite actually, but (((I))) find his wife is pretty attractive and she saw beauty in him. Perhaps someone in this thread might find his wife unattractive or Boogie attractive.

Also I don't want to start fights or drama or whatever with anyone, I just like debating this sort of stuff.

>>8494678
I don't know!

>>8494679
I was exaggerating but you get my point.

>>8494680
Give me more of those pills then fuck.

>>8494681
Well I wouldn't know, I don't share anyone's taste here probably, maybe I do!

>>8494683
>Attractiveness isn't really subjective
It is tho, it really is.
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>>8494690
i know a cis girl who is 6'2 and she's currently in a relationship since one or two years. already had 2 relationships before that which lasted a couple years too. also has relatively broad shoulders, about as broad as mine which are 17' or so.
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>>8494696
>>8494713
Trip on sheen
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>>8494723
sheen hates herself, she would agree. which is another reason why that post was really inappropriate.
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>>8494720
you know there are like 3.5 billion men right
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>>8494723
Sheen is always self deprecating
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>>8494720
She either has a fat fetish or is trying to bank off what little money the fat slob gets off of YouTube sponsors
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>>8494711
She's not here

>>8494715
see
>>8494640
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>>8494720
>I want to point this out as well, (((I))) don't find Boogie2988 attractive, quite the opposite actually, but (((I))) find his wife is pretty attractive and she saw beauty in him.
She married him for his money, also she's a fat fuck too but hides it most of the time behind myspace angles and shit
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>>8494738
Don't listen to that shit, it's just a sad anon with nothing better to do than try to upset people to fill the void in his tiny heart.
>>
Pornhub says
> Comparing Italian men aged 18-34 to the rest of the world, they are 868% more likely to search for “trans” porn compared to the men elsewhere in the world.

does this mean I should look for an italian bf?
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>>8494751
I live how ugly people are delusional
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>>8494751
Well I am becoming a doctor so I can redeem myself for the crime of existing as an ugly man hopefully if I give away enough money and save enough lives it will make me a less terrible person
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>>8494751
I think faye is asleep now though
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>>8494760
>>does this mean I should look for an italian bf?
only if you like to buttfuck small and hairy guys i assume.
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>>8494760
>does this mean I should look for an italian bf?
yes, although that has nothing to do with that fact you just posted
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>>8494762
a doctor :o

if you wanna be one that sounds great though!
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>>8494730
Ye

>>8494735
>>8494743
Well maybe she likes big guys or she's married for his money, I don't know. Marrying someone and participating in videos just for money seems like a pretty big (lol) step though.

I'm sorry if I seem useless in this thread with these argument but all I'm saying is, even if someone's opinion does matter to you, someone might find you pretty and someone might not. We all differ from each other, especially when it comes to taste.

Now I'm going to get something from the Sunday store.
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>>8494751
>Tfw super ugly hon
Suicide when
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>>8494761
I love the fact that you are at a stage of your life that trolling trannies is your idea of a good time

>>8494762
Nice, a Doctor :) but you really shouldn't put yourself down so much, we all do it to some degree, but looks don't make a person more or less terrible. And we always judge our selves more than others do.

>>8494766
Mean, faye is nice

>>8494780
Don't do it, trust me it's not worth it.
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>>8494779
what's a Sunday store
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>>8494783
>>8494783
>be honest
>trolling trannies

Most here are ugly and don't pass.
Go back to susan's
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>>8494784
A grocery store that's open on sunday lol
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>>8494783
everything you said here is good except for Faye is nice
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>>8494783
Being ugly doesn't inherently make you terrible, being born male does.
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>>8494788
are stores not normally open on a sunday in the netherlands?
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>>8494792
u a terf now
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>>8494787
do they pay you for these generic mass-production line tier insults? you're boring as hell
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>>8494800
No, I've just been told my whole life by men and women alike that I'm a terrible subhuman and don't deserve to live. I mean, if 99% of the people I've spoken to hate me just for existing and not having a rotting gash between my legs, I guess I am a bad person.
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>>8494787
No thanks, you should just find something worthwhile to do with your life desu

>>8494789
She's nice to me

>>8494792
Being born male doesn't make you terrible, it just makes you feel terrible inside, and want to change. Being terrible is a choice to not be a nice person.
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>>8494802
>wake up
>get coffee
>Nicole complaining about mass production

Yeah it's going to be one of those days
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>>8494802
You know it's true sir.
Not many here are attractive.
It's an objective fact.
Just look at tier lists
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>>8494810
from what you said here your family is mostly horrible people but don't pretend that everyone is like that

also rotting gash fucking come on dude
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>>8494813
Ally's a good girl
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>>8494813
Every single person I've known in my life has told me that I'm a terrible person and has abandoned me because I'm not female so you're not going to convince me otherwise
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>>8494826
No, pretty much everyone outside of my family too. Teachers, schoolmates, cops, even people on the street who didn't even know me. Employers, love interests, and more. In this world being male is a crime and the only redemption is suicide.
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>>8494829
i feel like there's some hyperbole in these statements you're making
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Everytime I see Nichole argue
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>>8494827
Thank :) you are good too

>>8494829
I would say we shouldn't judge ourselves based on what other people think. But if I can't convince you, I'm sorry you feel that way.
>>
>>8494846
I have literally never exaggerated in my life

>>8494851
Our judgment of ourselves should come entirely from what other people think..
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>>8494838
well okay then I'm not going to argue since you seem to have built your own strange little reality here
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>>8494863
we like natalie, but she's cuckoo for cocoa puffs and you have to just not engage her when she's having crazy moments
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everytime i see Angie detrans
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>>8494866
i like her too
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>>8494820
>Get coffee

I'm sorry I had to do this
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>everytime i fail to save angie
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>>8494866
I'm not crazy, just jaded and tired.
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>>8494867
Only on a social level baby ;)
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>>8494874
No need to be sad
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>>8494856
I've been judged and insulted my whole life by a religious family and school.
It affected me a lot for a long time, but I realised that those opinions did not matter, they are hateful people and the thoughts they had meant nothing.
Some people are just toxic and we cannot change them, but we also shouldn't let them change us.
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>>8494884
angie, one day i WILL save you from this self-inflicted purgatory you find yourself in

or my name isn't anonymous
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I love you
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>>8494891
And how do you propose for me to be saved?
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>>8494873
Get coffee
Swirl it
Feel the warmth on your hands
Put it slowly to your lips
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>>8494897
i haven't quite figured out all the specifics yet

perhaps a combination of reeducation and some form of medication to help with your delusional and outlandish beliefs
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>>8494901
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>>8494902
What makes my beliefs to be delusional and outlandish?
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>>8494905

>responds to faye
>is willing to meet up with serti and nicole

you're going into the wrong direction buddy
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>when you try to check up on Neptune but she no longer has you on discord

I think I messed up
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>>8494894
i love you too, coffee. sucks that our relationship had to end after i failed university because i realized how much time i spent with you and how my teeth turned yellowish from your coffeine :( i miss you
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>>8494913
angie, we've done this dance many times before - you and i both know all the steps and don't need any more practice

you're so crazy even the mad hatter wouldn't sit next to you on the bus, but we know that deep down - beneath all the neurosis and paranoia and acerbic retorts - there's something there worth saving
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>>8494917
some people like to have fun
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>>8494917
mean

>>8494925
same
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>>8494922
But all of my statements are back with facts.
https://www.humanics-es.com/ADA316646.pdf

Would you refute this evidence?
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>>8494917
everybody should meet up with me
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>>8494922
she's apparently really good at ddr but idk what else she had going for her besides that
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>>8494921

coffee is love
coffee is life
t. barista
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>>8494917
Sertii/Nicole are cool girls and Faye and I have no beef with each other. Actually I don't have beef with anyone here, I wouldn't want that.

Also I like having fun.

>>8494921
Kek.
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>>8494932
my browser doesn't like this website, i hope you're not trying to steal my browser cookies

it's time for me to go to bed now anyway - i'll have to save you another time from your outlandish and harmful beliefs
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Coffee is the greatest ever beverage and should be lovingly brewed in a French press and served black
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>>8494948
Get a better browser then
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>>8494936
ok can you give me your discord so we can plan to meet up?
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>>8494936
I've had bad experiences with Nicoles tho
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>>8494949
Holy shit I read this in an entirely diffrent context I am laughing so hard right now.
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>>8494949
>should be served black
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>>8494958
Get back in the mug
Do it

>>8494961
>drinking coffee that is less than 100% delicious coffee by volume
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>>8494966
isn't securing the future of white coffee your thing tho?
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>>8494966
I'm in the mug
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I want to be a girl so bad and denying it just hurts me so deeply :(
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>>8494961
>contaminating coffee with milk and sugar
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>>8494966
how am I supposed to drink that? it's too bitter without 1/2 milk and 3 sugar cubes
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>>8494949
>drinking coffee
gross
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>>8494978
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>>8494972
Oh shit I want that mug

>>8494970
Coffee for white people
Picked and shipped by black people :3

>>8494978
Drink better coffee
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>>8494920
I don't know
I was gone at the psych ward and she started dating juniper and we sort of parted ways
but before any of that she was my friend...and she wasn't in the best place in her life
if there's any chance she sees this I'm sorry for not being a better friend
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>>8494985
I really want this mug :(
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>>8494975
>>8494982
>
>>8494985
it's the best coffee you can get here but it's strong because I don't like it when it tastes watered down. milk is different because it actually tastes like something. my dad said I make heart attack coffee tho.
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I wish I had a mommy gf who made me wear a colar
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>>8495013
Put on the collar slut.
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>>8494985
s-s-s-s-s-orry for falling asleep on skype last night
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>>8494995
Looks cool but uncomfortable to drink from ;-;

>>8495005
Yeah I think you might be brewing it waaay too strong. For every cup of coffee how much grounds do you use?
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your all suck
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>>8495005
The bitterness just makes it better
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>>8495025
It's nbd
You have no idea how cute you look while sleeping I wanted to snuggle right up beside you and drift off
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>>8495030
like two coffee spoons per cup. idk if it's the same size everywhere. I brew with basic paper filters.
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>>8495031
I wish I sucked, I wish....
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>>8495038
Its too early in the morning to be blushing this much geez. Also i woke up at like 2 and didnt fall back to sleep until maybe 4 am.

Taking tylenol 3's when super tired was a baaaaaad idea.
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>>8495033
but you literally can't drink it
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im a terf
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>>8495057
You use a little cup and knock it back in one go. Tripple brewed.
Best coffee ever.
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>>8495041
Jesus Christ that's like twice as strong as it's supposed to be, it's supposed to be like one coffee spoon of grounds for every cup. No wonder you can't drink it.
You're not drinking coffee really, you're practically making espresso drinks

>>8495051
You really needed the sleep ngl, it's good that you didn't stay up late talking. Plus you're super pretty when you drift off so uh yeah
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I unironically cannot stand the taste of coffee, no matter how much cream/sugar is in it and have probably only had a cups worth in my entire life. Ask me anything
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Would you date a tranny with a male voice?
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>>8495090
If you don't like the taste of coffee have you considered trying Tim Hortons?
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>>8495102
Sure
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>running into people you used to go to school with
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>>8495106
Well actually, if I ever were to fall in love with a tranny (I don't know if it's ever going to happen since I'm not fully over my experience from a few years ago) but if that person is '""""my type""""", sure.
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>>8495110
>tfw they dont recognize you
>tfw u run into ur cousins
>tfw they dont recognize you
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>>8495105
yeah iv tasted theirs more than a few times from friends when we would go and no matter what combination i just dont like it. I dont really like hot drinks in general tbqh. When i drink tea i usually have to wait for it to cool off for quite a while
>Plus you're super pretty when you drift off so uh yeah
I um well thank you i guess
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>>8495110
He said I looked familiar and then remembered when I said I went to school here
...the name tag may of helped
>tfw don't pass
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>>8495132
meant to reply to >>8495120
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>tfw other transgirls on mtfg and in discord in general always find me creepy and weird
>tfw just trying to connect with people but my tismo powers are maximum
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>>8495135
Same desu, I just can't get the hang of typing without sounding odd.
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>looking to hire for entry level position
>this will be a contracted position
>must have 2 years of experience
>must be be bilingual, a minority, and have various extra certifications
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>>8495105
would it be possible for a trans woman to pass with shaved hair after enough time on hrt (like 3+ years)?

lowkey wanna go for that look at some point
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>>8495145
but why
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>>8495126
Not even hot chocolate? ;-;
Also I'm not sure why I put a qualifier on, you're pretty all the time desu.

>>8495120
>go to sister's wedding as bridesmaid
>"who tf is that tall girl"

>>8495145
In most cases I would say no but I think it's a look you can pull off.
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>>8495154
another reason to be jealous of elanna
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>>8495154
>you're pretty all the time desu.
Delete this
>not even hot chocolate
I dont mind the taste but i have burned my tongue so many times on it that idk if i can handle it.

I have the most sensitive tongue in the world xD
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>>8495145
Only if you're black I'm afraid.
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>>8495145
>women
>shaved hair
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>>8495139
ya idk

girls do you have any advice for clueless men like us on how to get involved in ur girlsphere?
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>>8495172
>men

reeeeeeee

delete this naow
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>>8495120
>showed someone my driver's license pic from when I was pre-everything
>was kind of hoping he'd say "wow, you look different now"
>he said you can still clearly tell it's me
>I was a bit over a year on hrt when this happened
:(
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>>8495177
its a joke, shh shh
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>>8495172
Shave and wear a drrss and claim pretransition. Post an anime and talk like an eight year old girl. The failed males eat that shit up
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>>8495184
You know anna is lying
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>>8495184
Looking different =/= being unrecognizeable
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>>8495172
>for clueless men like us
Go out in the real world, become a chad, and then use your newfound chad abilities to woo straight trans girls. You are just gonna end up with the most desperate ones otherwise
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>>8495196
Like how you ended up with Elanna?
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>>8495205
idk if she was desperate but somehow i managed to trick her into thinking i was cute
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>>8495184
The picture on my driver's license dates back to my first transition so I pretty much look like a girl in that anyway...
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>>8495196
when i say men like us i mean """"men"""" like us pic related

funnily enough i have seduced a straight trans girl tho... one more for the transbian horde... keheheheh....
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>>8495216
I think she was more referring to how you used your secret Chad abilities to trick a straight girl into being gay.
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>>8495140
I thought being a tranny beats being a minority. And where the hell do they post such discriminatory job adverts?

>>8495219
You need to mix and match a bit. You look like a black brick.
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If you're a REAL (((straight))) guy, just be an attractive chad, haha.

Have a decent dick, work out, get those traps and abs GOING my dudes, haha.

Also, have money, lol, ain't no girl gonna hang out wit' a broke ass nigga, get real. Be charming and caring, but now when to choke the bitch, they love that.

Also avoid transbians like the fucking plague. Basically, be as if you can go get a real CIS girl, but if you're a fucking chadfaggot like me, you enjoy the dick. Also, it helps to be a bit psychopathic/sociopathic, because nobody here is normal, lmao.
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I feel worthless LOL
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>>8495228
Sorry bro i didnt mean to trigger you. Just be yourself ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYZm_ErTh_s

>>8495224
I JUST B MYSELF
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>>8495225
It's kind of exaggerated but slowly getting towards being true.
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>>8495228
Fuck off carth
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>>8495225
how dare you insult all black outfits

it looked better irl, the pants fabric contrasted more and overall shape of legs made less bricky
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>>8495225
>brick
Get a load of this hon
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>>8495238
Better stock up on those oppression points.

>>8495245
There are black outfits and then there's looking like a mall goth.

>>8495249
Wow mean.
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>>8495288
For fifteen years, I mostly wore black only. Mourning was the reason why.
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>>8495288
That reminds me too much of the penis protection armor the Army uses
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>>8495288
Why does that girl have a butt on her crotch?
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>>8495228
Too much work

I can't have confidence with girls.
ill just get drunk and eat shit
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d e a t h
ok?
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>>8495288

I think you have more of a problem with my man body than with the clothes themselves
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I dont know what to do
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>>8495327
Life is confusing. Whats on your mind anon?
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>>8495298
>>8495299
It's woman's fashion you guys wouldn't understand.

>>8495316
Absolutely not. The man body is a lost cause.
The clothing you can work on.
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I hate women tramnies jews niggers faggots chinese koream and everyone in this shitty planet.


I hope all of you get killed
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>>8495337
I'm wearing exactly the same thing as pic related which suddenly becomes "mall goth" because my man body makes clothes look meh on me

any outfit ever will be underwhelming on that canvas
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>>8495346
Nice anime image fag.
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>>8495352
not the anon you're replying to but i don't like the outfit in that pic on her either. imo it only works because she is underweight.
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>>8495369
>>8495369
>>8495369
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>>8495337
Wtf I wear women's fashions like flannel and tank tops
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>>8495366
there is literally no female outfit that will look stylish or well done on my frame, bitching about meh looking outfit is just dumb given that
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