/mtfg/ - trans woman general

bane x)

Everything is a fucking meme.
I want off of this transition train

It's too hot and the fans in the house are too loud
Pls keep me sane mtfg

If estriadol isnt snug as a bug in a rug under your tongue RIGHT NOW then you are not trutrans™

>>8464315
what if it was snug as a bug under your tongue like half an hour ago

>>8464303
>having fans
no sympathy

>>8464317
yes it's mine and no one elses

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This is what the ideal female looks like, take notes.

>>8464315
Oh fuck off

>>8464323
Kys fat ass

Best way to remove hair from all areas of the body? I would imagine epillators but I hear they're super painful in some regions

Are there decent body waxing kits online?

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>>8464333
Someone sure seems mad over standards, its not that hard to take the red pill and put on a tinfoil hat.

>>8464333
Calm down hun it was a joke.

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>>8464333
aren't we full of positivity today, anon?

>>8464346
>>8464351
Leave me alone.
You don't know what it's like to put on hard work and get clocked still

>>8464318
>what if it was snug as a bug under your tongue like half an hour ago
this

>>8464366
Ok but i dont understand why you got so triggered over a joke about sublingual estrogen.

>>8464370
>>8464318
not trutrans™

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>>8464317
fuck yea, i would.
clyp.it/y4kf3kej?token=fe1ee835c29f45273d11875f3530f52e
now give it to me

>>8464366
jesus christ, chill.
>leave me alone
if you wanted to be left alone, why did you post?

>>8464319
They're high velocity do I can't hear anything, but they're not very effective so it's still hot ;_;

>>8464323
isn't that evalion?
& i don't think any ideal woman would wear a tinfoil hat

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> didn't listen to self voice in ages because scared it is shit
> listen
> it is shit
kms

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should i buy striped knee high socks
or chems

>>8464303
should've thought about that before becoming a celebrity :/

>>8464315
Do I have to apply my patch under my tongue? ;_;

>>8464315
*put gel in mouth*
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuutrans™ aagrhaghbarglh

>>8464436
what?
no!
put it on your skin.
maybe on your wrist.
what are you thinking?

>>8464429
dragon dildo

>tfw no estrogen patch tightly stuck to your thigh right now

>>8464315
*puts progy under tongue as the outer protective layer dissolves and completely fucks over the working of the pill*

t®ut®ans™

>>8464436
wrap it around your peen

>>8464459
What's your's named?
Mine is named Scipio

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im insecure say something nice

>>8464436
Yes actually. then swallow it like a good girl

>>8464420
Its that redpilled qt that made a lot of woke and funny vids but she got doxxed and blackmailed into shutting it down. Fucking libs and jews silencing opposition.

>>8464488
Love the shorts/leggings combo

>>8464492
>Its that redpilled qt
You know she was just parroting whatever her current bf was telling her at the time and was quite obviously reading from a script... right? She didnt't actually believe/understand half the things she was saying.

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>>8464488
You're kinda cute actually. Did you stuff your bra?

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Yo who /redpilled/ here

>>8464510
Redpilled about what?

>>8464514
diaps

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>>8464516
It me

>>8464290
Just broke up with my gf cuz she wants to fuck me so much :/

lol i spent like 200$ on her this month, ima try to finesse that out of her kek

>>8464507
Yea.
>>8464496
Ty, its the best. Fall fashion bby.

>>8464510
>tfw she wants to protect the existence of the white race with you

>>8464506
Maybe maybe not but the person she presented is still the ideal.

>>8464488
hi pally

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>>8464375
she is stdinky!

>>8464534
Yooooo. Ty for the (you). Feeling lonely.

how do you get over the fact that some trans girls want to fuck you. like how do you make them stop wanting to do that??

>>8464520
sad stinki lani :(

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>>8464539
gender them male
say that you love their giant masculine futa cock

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>>8464528
For our future

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>>8464547
its okie she is changed now and is happy ^w^

>>8464553
she doesn't look happy

>>8464537
how's the navy friend

>>8464548
WOW

THAT'S SO FUCKING EVIL AND WILL FUCK WITH HER HEAD SO MUCH LMFAOOOOOOO

WOW!!!!

ok....

ok........

ima do that and she's gonna hate me for it lmfao ima ruin this little fantasy she has in her head ahahahahahAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA

thank you.

>>8464556
I never look happy

>>8464488
Pally? Didn't you cut your hair really short?

>>8464549
hey L how u been?
>>8464556
hi nim how u been
>>8464564
did you ever want to use ur wee-wee on staight men??

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>>8464567
I have literally never wanted to use my weewee on anyone

>>8464420
hey want me to go to reno, i have like flavored lube and stuff

>>8464567
im ok

hru beanie

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hope
o
p
e

>>8464571
-_____-

she says she tranistioned cuz she couldn't stand gay men but like i don't think she's like tru-trans cuz she like REAALY wants to pork me cuz i let her do it once and now she can't get over it. i had to break up with her to like tach her a lesson cuz she just kept and kept and kept nagging me on it like all day everyday and then get this she started to say that if she couldn't do it to me i wasn't allowed to fuck her either lol like what the fuck go find you a gay boy if you really want ass that bad

>>8464586
Yes!

>>8464587
You sound like an utter cunt, I hope she does get away from you lol get over yourself.

>>8464575
:| just broke up with my gf... it's not gonna work out. she has needs that i cannot fulfill.....

it was fun, i guess... ://///

oh yea i ate some hell's bells yesterday and was like throwing up and slurring my words and shit and my vision and head are still kinda fucked up from it even today even after voluntarily throwing them up wtf and these stupid flowers are just growing everywhere lmfao did i do hell's bells wrong?
how are ypou supposed to take them????
>>8464586
how coffe how u been

>>8464595
dam that's exactly what she said to me too wtf

she was name calling me all day lmfao

are all trans girls like this wtf or just non tru-trans that hate the thought of using there gt

>>8464587
idk beano sometimes you just wanna use what you have you know? like i wanna use my dick on my girl but i can't physically... just gotta respectfully decline, no need to misgender and fuck with her head (if you care for her at least)

>>8464595
leave beanie alone, you horrible person

>>8464610
hi sertii

tfw you take your add medication to catch up on your homework but the turn-in window has closed so you're tweaking out with nothing to do

>>8464620
nim hi
hru

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>>8464556
she prefers a wet squishydiaper!!!1

>>8464595
Yes!

>>8464598
Herro beanboi im trying to be optimistic

i was going to ask wbu but you already answered that

>>8464610
no i tried that.

she wants the beanbooty but idkidkidk like i mean noooooo

>>8464618
<3
>>8464625
STOP TAKING UPPERS NIM THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!!!!

omg some one tell this dheltered youth horror stories to scare her away from uppers

NIM NO!!

JUST SAY NO!!!!

FUCKING GET OFF THOSE MEDS TOO YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD THIS CAN TURN HOW QUICK

METH AND COKE AND CRACK WILL

FUCK

YOU

UP!!!!

>>8464627
im bored but okay, gonna try to get an HRT letter from my therapist but im gonna have to wait 3 weeks get to the chance to convince her x(

how you been?

>>8464648
im not abusing it you dumdum

this is the first time ive taken my meds in like two months

>>8464635
it gets better :]

>>8464648
beano adhd medication is actually pretty usefull for ppl with adhd

>>8464606
Arent you cool.

>>8464618
Go fuck yourself.

>>8464648
Are you retarded?

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I saw a hon today with this fucking logo plastered all over it.
>MPB
>facial hair
>beer gut
>seriously bad gyno
>unflattering feminine glasses
>obnoxious red accents on an charcoal outfit
like, this fag made all of you look decent

>>8464654
no shut the fuck up it's fucking poison litterally legal meth look that shit up nim throw that fucking evil bottle away i'm fucking serious this is how it starts and it will FUCK YOU UP

like bad fucking bad.

like ur gonna fucking die in an alley if you don't throw that shit out for the love of god never take those evil pills ever again wtf
>>8464655
she says i'm hot and have a big dick :3

>>8464537
But you don't look like that anymore

>>8464666
no i jjust know how this shit goes.

if you doubt me ask mother L if it's a good idea to keep taking adhd medicine

it's fucking not.

also on a side note how long before my vison return to normal and my head clears up???

Nothing fucking changes
I hate all of you

>>8464652
been good, busy doing gay shit basically :>
>>8464676
dude you don't know shit about adhd
it's really hard to be a functional person without meds sometimes

>>8464694
trolololololol

ur so white ahahahaha

bet you think communism is a real thing or ever was too ahahahaha :^)

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>>8464691
I said the exact same thing before I became a permanent(???) resident of Transville

>>8464698
ok dude whatever you say

>>8464694
sounds gay

>>8464711
yeah it's pretty gay honestly
im having a lot of fun
i really don't wanna leave

>>8464719
oh are you in london

there was another attack

>>8464676
I <3 my legal meth

>>8464724
ya there was
pretty shitty desu
and ye im with nicole

>>8464732
cool

say hi to her for me

>>8464724
get ur shit together, London.

>>8464727
hey faye let me destroy u plz kthx

>>8464736
she said hi back!

>>8464739
say hi one more time okay

>>8464739
did you too fk?

u did din't you

>>8464741
she said she's not playing this game
>>8464743
obv

>>8464746
Tell Sertii and Nicole to have a good time Sertii

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It's Carol Appreciation Day O:

>>8464753
sertii and nicole say thanks

>>8464746
wew

:[

i broke up with my gf :[

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>>8464759
me too thanks

Going off my estrogen is and then switch to T shots is the first step
Second is to get a proper haircut
Third is to change my name again
Fourth is to get top surgery

>>8464757
HI CAROL

>>8464779
Maddie hi O:

maddie killed exactly 115 people back in '89

and she didn't bat an eye

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Why won't you guys just learn sign language and pretend to be mute all your life?

You can't have a hon voice if you have no voice at all.

>>8464771
faye no

tfw hon voice

>>8464795
tfw voice
>>8464793
nim shhh dont tell them

>>8464795
Smart.

>>8464809
u have to be exposed

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>>8464795
Because then attention would be drawn to their large hands.

>>8464805
Not Faye

>tfw cant remove kebab

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>>8464795
can't get clocked if u dont go outside

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>tfw your nose knows
anyone else nose this feel?

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>>8464819
des vult with me m8. it's time to bring back the holy crusades

>>8464816
amy no :(
>>8464823
lmfao nim ur like model tier lmfao don't you ever go outside and get hit on by guys lolol??

>>8464805
I have to go on t shots cause of srs

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>>8464832
>des vult
yes, i will join the crusardes

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>>8464839
>mtfg
>liking guys

lmao this is transbian gen m8. all the str8 trannies left ages ago

>>8464848
good girl. God bless!

>>8464859
literally you were going off about how much u loved ur bf's cock and how you were adickted to being fucked

have you started cooking for him yet boo boo?

>>8464859
You wouldnt know it considering every histrionic tranny that comes on here goes on about it twenty four seven, that they have a bf, want a bf, or are currently being fucked by their bf at any point of day.

>>8464771
Its allll part of the plan

I hope the T hits me hard.
I wa t to forget all about this stupid transitioning

>>8464876
korra:rekt
beanboy:1(one)

>>8464876
What I'm taking away from this post is that you really want a bf

>>8464819
save the bacon and we will spread it all over canada.

SDINKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>8464876
MY SIDES

>>8464839
eva hits on me

>>8464876
based...
although i'd say it's more of a narcissism thing about superiority and insecurity

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>ad for "I am Jazz" comes on while watching tv with family
>nervously try to change the channel out start talking about something to distract from it

>>8464896
nim ur a bombshell.

>>8464897
Yeah pretty much.

If the detransing doesn't work out, I'm just going to end my existence

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>>8464899
>watching tv

>>8464859
>all the str8 trannies left ages ago
why
where did they go

So okay I need the reals

If you're wearing a dress shirt and slacks, should you consider riding a bike 1.7 miles every day or is that madness

>>8464920
Military Channel and AHC have some cool documentaries
Usually I don't watch tv desu

>>8464921
they are currently snuggling up in their boyfriends arms, watching netflix and discussing their happy future together during intermittent bathroom and snack breaks

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>>8464921
discord

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>When you're not interested in dating anyone rn

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Aha!
Almost finished!
https://clyp.it/cqdpwwte

>>8464932
hey kick it i have a job and money now
>>8464924
just wear shorts and a tie and change when you get there duhh
>>8464940
:[
let me innnnn

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>>8464683
>>8464565
>>8464558
Yea... its goin... I'm more of a guy now than I've ever been. Its not fun.

>>8464952
Are you still on HRT

>>8464952
I'm going to be joining ya soon

>>8464952
Well, why did you join the Navy then, you numpty

>>8464932
still you watched some channel where an ad for a tlc show was on so you should have knew what is coming. I don't get how anyone can enjoy tv where ads are shown even if they like the show.

>>8464952
such a qt girl

>>8464949
Nice
I'll try to come up to LA sometime
>>8464977
I didn't know there would be TLC ads, I've never seen one on this channel before. AT&T puts random commercials on channels sometimes I swear.

hmmmmmm

>>8465007
hmmmmmm

So I learned that I really don't pass.
Had a co-worker talked to be about same-sex marriage and asked me when I was going to get married to my bf.
All of that hard work for nothing and now I feel like a failure.

I'm having thoughts of just taking estrogen but going back to living socially as male.
I don't want to but being clocked is severely depressing.

So how do I learn to live as a non-passing trans person?

>>8464988
american tv is so weird. on the other hand you have to pay the propaganda federal tv channels here no matter if you even have a tv or any device to watch them on and of course no matter if you want it or not.

>>8464952
Soldiers don't need genders

>>8465018
they're only tops and bottoms

>>8465009
ʰᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ

>>8465030
HMMMMMMM

>>8465031
H̶̷̷̢̡̟̫͕̰̯̹͚̝̪̀̊ͤͨ̑ͦ̓̿̏̈ͭ͐̌͐ͣ̾̽M̷̷̡̧̘̮̤̞̠̖̳͕̖̻̾̈́̊̍̉͠Ṁ̵̫̮̙̗̮̻̮̝͔̹̝͉̙͎͖̤̯͋̃̇ͤ̎̆ͨͬ̒̄̚̚̚͡M̨̖̩̘̘̹̮̯͇̘̼̠͍̫̤ͯ͋ͬ̆̑͐ͤͦ̐̓̏̐̉ͧ͐̚̕͜M̴̧̳͎̥͍̰̠̭͕̳͇͇̬̱͙̥̬̊ͭ̎̾ͯ̃̂͋ͧ̓̑͢ͅM̧͕͙͇͍̝͚̪̮ͧ̎̆ͫ̄̒ͯͦ̽̓̉̚̕͡M̷̳͕̮͙̺̹͙̪̫̗̦̯̟͉̝̱̂ͫͩ͊ͫ͂̐ͤ͟ͅͅM̷̦͈͖͙̳̘̰͚͉̂͂̍͑ͅͅM̱̪̱̦͇͕̤͔͓͓͈̯̳̟͙̙̳̼̏̽ͩͦ̎̔̈́̀͊̒ͯͭ̓̿͆ͬ̈́́͢͢͢͢

>>8465041
hm

>>8465041
why

>>8465023
Three months at sea?

Pretty tru

Poor little seaman, I hope she's ready

>>8465045
mh
>>8465047
because

>>8464899
ahhhhhhhh
noooooooooo
noooooooooooo

>tfw was watching TV with parents before coming out and the louis theroux doc on trans kids came on and couldn't think of an excuse to leave or switch it over w/o being suspicious

>>8465055
hey chris, why aren't you inside me right now

>no advice
Well I give up on you narcisstic bitches

tfw flat

tfw casually talking about the news anchors makeup and what would look good on her with my mom

>>8465063
whats up? advice on what.

>>8465074
This >>8465012

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recent robin
https://webmshare.com/ZrJKG

>tfw no trans gf (transbian) i can spend all my money on

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>>8465079
Cute

>>8465012
>>8465075

Im in a similiar situation, honestly its really hard. Living socially male for me and ill assume for you as well because it seems to be different for everyone but its kinda like an insult everytime anyone just genders what they see in front of them. Like theyre not doing it to be mean, but it feels like a big stab everytime anyone does it.

There is one upside, it feels relaxed, it can be nice to be an usually fem guy. Theres less expectations placed on you so it lowers my anxiety. Just dont stop hrt it will only make things worse and maybe someday you can work towards passing fully.

I honestly dont know what else to suggest because im struggling with this too.

>>8465062
:thingken:

>>8465106
let me know when you come up with a good answer

Best way to remove hair from all areas of the body? I would imagine epillators but I hear they're super painful in some regions

Are there decent body waxing kits online?

>>8465111
cause 1) I don't know who you are
and 2) my dick probably ain't long enough to get to you

t-tfw fairly certain i'm insane and I don't know w-what to do..

>>8465123
my tongue works.

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I asked last night, but I wanna hear from my American girls how they'd improve this travesty. I need a fucking hair cut.

>>8465126
i see

i'll be watching

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EMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..................................

how are your bitcoins today?

>>8465128
Stop smoking weed. It cured my mental illness. And get sound blocking earphones. And sacrifice a lamb to the Great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon.

Or just go see a shrink...

>>8465134
ok

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>>8465139
Tfw you don't pay rent anymore, but instead rent a Chinese trading script and set it to make you gainz on the exchanges

>>8465123
I don't think waxing is gonna be less painful. I'm gonna go for laser probably. I checked a local laser place and their website said they don't care about the gender or area of body hair of their customers.

>>8465143
every shrink i've been to misses the point really.. and when it gets really deep i just dissociate and then it goes no one
m-maybe I could do with less weed though..

>>8465105
It shouldn't be like this.
I had ffs and srs.
I thought his shit would be behind me!?

>>8465152
*no where
n-not "no one" ;-;

>>8465152
what IS the point?

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>>8465143
>Or just go see a shrink...
i would not recommend doing that - i saw a shrink to try and cure my mental illness, but it didn't work and now i'm 3 feet tall

i can't even reach the eggs cupboard anymore

>>8465146
post your discord.

OH GOD. SHE DID IT. THE PIZZA IS RUINED. HOW COULD SHE PUT MAYONNAISE ON CABBAGE

>>8465152
Actually, I probably should have separated my sarcasm better - the weed cut back was a genuine solution. I thought I was going to end up like my schizophrenic aunt about this time last year, but instead I just ended up normal and boring and now I'm looking for a job... I'm planning on steal Zhea's idea and do voice lessons tho

>>8465167
no hes mine

>>8465143
is there actually therapy for being a psychopath or should I try the lamb thing?

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How do i know i'm not an autist? Therapist been asking questions and they mostly seem to somehow relate to autism, is there some correlation between autism and trans? I don't want to be an autist.

>>8465169
Chocolate sauce will fix that right up.

>>8465165
I tell them things that are wrong with me t-that need to be addressed, and they just chalk it up to "oh you are young its normal"
>>8465170
it really helps with my anxiety a-and i don't smoke as much as I used to, but i'll keep it in mind..

maddie keeps sending me dms offering me $5000 for a plaster mold of my nose

i asked her why she wanted it and she said she was "making the perfect nim"

what do you think she meant by that?

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My pizza is complete

>>8465189
Mad science.

How do I shop for dildos? What's recommended Hopefully nothing to big as not to ruin my tightness.

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>>8465147
your
not
emma....

>>8465197
Now i understand why you had to settle for cistits. A more disgusting taste in pizza I have seen not.

>>8465167
CHRIS!!!#0509
>>8465175
am I???

>>8465197
why is there no meat on this pizza?

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I want to be a Disney Princess!!!!!

>>8465215
>am I???
Yeah remember last night

>>8465197
good job elanna that looks tasty af :3

>>8465079
You're genuinely looking better

>>8465197
I'd like to take a huge dump on that pizza

Anyone have epilator recommendations?

>>8465197
What did that poor pizza ever do to deserve mayo

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>>8465218
I want to be Daddy's
Princess!!!!

>>8465225
Braun Silk-Epil 9

>>8465226
What's wrong with mayonnaise on a pizza? What sauce do you use instead?

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>>8465216
It's under the cheese, it has bacon and shrimp

>>8465212
>settle
Hardly

>>8465220
Thanks!

>>8465236
tomato?

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What did they mean by this

>>8465219
I member you got a boner cause your big bro slightly touched you

>>8465246
i would say it indicates some autistic traits

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>>8465197
>eating a pizza that isnt plain cheese or cheese and peperoni
not to mention your a transbian too...

>>8465197
if I eat that pizza will i transform into a disney princess

>>8465252
i-i think im in love

>>8465245
You mean ketchup? That's kinda gross, you know.

>>8465262
Tomato sauce>ketchup

>>8465268

No.

>>8465268
I'm not sure what the difference is between these two things. I always thought they were the same thing.

>>8465254
Yessss

im so weak..

the pizza..heresy..

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>>8465275
You're a life saver

>>8465274
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/sunday-times/What-is-the-difference-between-tomato-sauce-and-tomato-ketchup/articleshow/5570510.cms

>>8464549
https://discord.gg/Cc3Bm

>>8465284
Oh, I see, I didn't realise tomato sauce was kinda more like a pasta sauce. I'm from the UK, where tomato sauce is just what we call ketchup.

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>>8465246
Hmmmmmmmm?

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look at my funny meme haha>>8465197

>>8465320
I agree with this post

>>8465297
I'm not actually a nazi tho

>>8465317
are you diagnosed with it?

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I've been watching Sleeping Beauty, The Little Mermaid and Belle and the Beast and I'm sad now.

>>8465310
pls answer my question idk who else I can ask about this.
>>8465176

>>8465333
But the Disney movie versions all have such happy endings. Why would they make you sad?

>>8465339
AGP

>>8465320
Your meme is upside down

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>>8465339
THEY ALL HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL VOICES

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>>8465347
ah yes i forgot the diaperflavored pizza should be the best tier of pizza oopsies >o<

>>8465332
Lol no, half the questions were about stuff that relates to anxiety, which I guess has a bit of a crossover with Autism.

>>8465355
you're beautiful and you'll have a beautiful voice too coffee

>>8465355
it's time to post your voice

i got 15 out of 50 on the autism thing

im normal okay

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>>8465368
That's subjective but I appreciate the gesture, thank you~

>>8465372
Uhh...

>>8465375
Fif-ty-een...

I don't... I'm trying to say you're autistic

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>>8465358
Diaper pizza is agp as fuck

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How do I stop being depressed and crying every day

>>8465385

Reduce cypro and use something else to supliment...

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>>8465383
then why did you make a diaper pizza?
>>8465246
daddys little princess got 31/50 uwu

tfw the autism test triggered by autism by not having a neutral option

>>8465375
I got 37, but my computer has a virus, so it must have been someone from here must have haxdedd me.

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I'll post my voice on one condition

Faye has to sing the entire Ducktales theme song

>>8465388
I take 100mg Spiro

>>8465389
it's not diaper..

im autistic? brap

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>>8465398
i mean i guess your right, a diaper would taste better...

>>8465397

Then start taking 50mg Cypro QD and witness true depression

>>8465404
diaperposters are mean

>>8465409

They're pretty shitty...

>>8465413
no need to get pissy about it

How to stop feeling like I'm not good enough?

tfw only 9 out of 50. Not smart enough for the autism test

>>8465417

Lol stay away from here... That's the only feedback you'll get.

>Staring transition
>AGP

>1 year in
>Hon

>5 years on
>Turbo hon

ya ever feel like medically transitioning into a women?

it's one of those days

>>8465425
HEY HONS!

>>8465425
agp turbo hon post detected

>>8465416

Poo fart wee!

>>8465425
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO DEFEAT, THE HONS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

>>8465426
yeah a lil

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>300000 days
>pray towards mecca everyday
>i STILL don't know what a hon is

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>>8465441
yeah trannys are kinda gross desu

>>8465446
http://imgur.com/a/0VDGq

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>>8465452
W-wait

So it's basically transwomen you consider unattractive?

I kind of THOUGHT a hon was a bitter, jealous transwoman

>>8465446

Hon is short for honey, associated with old men in dresses.

Because it implies you are ugly and manly and incapable of being fem in anyway... That's why we throw it around.

It's like gay guys who call eachother fat. It's probably not true, but shame is a good motivator, and it makes you feel better about yourself to shit on others

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>>8465463

>she says hun instead of hawn

>>8465463
No, a hon is an unpassable tranny, particularly an older one who didn't transition until later in life.

>>8465463
>it's basically transwomen you consider unattractive
How could you not instantly catch on to that just from the context the word is used in on this board?

You would make a poor detective, you know.

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>>8465469
it is the abbreviated form of "honey"
so hun is the correct pronounciation, hon.

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>>8465463
A hon is an extremely ugly unpassing tranny that usually dresses like a drag queen or makes a caricature of what their sissy hypno vids tell them women are like.

>>8465463

Nooooooooo however they usually are. Hons are the biggest gatekeepers, so be warned. A good way to win them over is to quote Marx.

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>>8465452
oh, isn't this the hon that fucked over cis tits?

>>8465483
ive read your post but my brain has decided to ignore it

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>>8465469
>pronounces "hon" as "hawn"
>pronounces "cypro" as "kai-pro"
What else do you pronounce funny, Nim?

>>8465465
>>8465470
>>8465484
...Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

That explains a lot!

>>8465468
wtf

>>8465472
Do you really think I study the 100 words the LGBT online communtiy makes up? I'm a human behavior expert not...LGBT...Word expert!

I'm a simpleton when it comes to the LGBT community for fucksake.

>>8465485
Thanks for the warning.

Isn't there a word for jealous + hon conbined? That shit has to exist.

Oh and thank you all for LGBTpilling me I suppose.

>>8465495
Yep thats the one. Made the mistake of telling her i didnt want srs and she convinced the only doctor prescribing hormones in kelowna at the time that i was a fetishist crossdresser.

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>>8465446
tfw this is just a shitpost and mtfg is being flooded with disgusting hon pictures

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>>8465509
Like you're doing now?

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>>8465515
she a cute though...

>>8465504
i pronounce anon as "smelly nerd"

>>8465522
>>8465504
desu i always pronounce hon as hawn because the other pronunciation should be spelled hun

>>8465522
I wish I could smack you every time you pronounced something weird. I'd be curious if you'd started doing it more often or less often.

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>>8465504
Isn't it pronounced "hone"?

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emma pwease tell us about your bitcoins we miss yoiu

>>8465529
yeah ive always seen hon spelled hun so i found it weird when people said it was pronounced the same way, even when i found out where it originated from

>>8465530
i guess it'd depend how hard you smacked me

>>8465502
Hey Nimmy, how's the transition going baby?

Did you end up dropping cypro?

>>8465505
Most welcome ^_^

>>8465508
I had a very similar issue... So I just started self medding. I told them no op is reasonable, I'm allowed to be ok with my genital dysphoria... I also told them that SRS is a political issue and that is fucked that the community should have an opinion about my genitals.

They didn't like any of that... Oh well xD

>>8465529
Sometimes words that have an /o/ in them are pronounced with a /u/, like "worry"

>>8465546
i have like 6 months worth of bica sitting in my house but im too scared to go off cypro just yet

i think my vitamin b12 i bought helps, i don't freak out as much as i used to i think

thank you asking :)

i hope you're doing well, anon

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Who else /hon 4 lyfe/

I'm drunk on Wray & Nephew® authentic Jamaican rum
What are you all listening to? This is what I'm listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJUuaTjwM6g

>>8465556
Me, I'm not even memeing :(

>>8465556
Literally what I did today. Literally,

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>>8465564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPzkNS4rits&t=304s

>>8465549
We pronounce worry different then

>>8465569
It's what the $2.50 generic brand ice cream is for desu