/mtfg/ voices the dark knight rises edition
• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
bane x)
Everything is a fucking meme.
I want off of this transition train
It's too hot and the fans in the house are too loud
Pls keep me sane mtfg
If estriadol isnt snug as a bug in a rug under your tongue RIGHT NOW then you are not trutrans™
>>8464315
what if it was snug as a bug under your tongue like half an hour ago
>>8464303
>having fans
no sympathy
>>8464317
yes it's mine and no one elses
This is what the ideal female looks like, take notes.
Best way to remove hair from all areas of the body? I would imagine epillators but I hear they're super painful in some regions
Are there decent body waxing kits online?
>>8464333
Someone sure seems mad over standards, its not that hard to take the red pill and put on a tinfoil hat.
>>8464333
Calm down hun it was a joke.
>>8464333
aren't we full of positivity today, anon?
>>8464318
>what if it was snug as a bug under your tongue like half an hour ago
this
>>8464317
fuck yea, i would.
clyp.it/y4kf3kej?token=fe1ee835c29f45273d11875f3530f52e
now give it to me
>>8464366
jesus christ, chill.
>leave me alone
if you wanted to be left alone, why did you post?
>>8464319
They're high velocity do I can't hear anything, but they're not very effective so it's still hot ;_;
>>8464323
isn't that evalion?
& i don't think any ideal woman would wear a tinfoil hat
> didn't listen to self voice in ages because scared it is shit
> listen
> it is shit
kms
should i buy striped knee high socks
or chems
>>8464303
should've thought about that before becoming a celebrity :/
>>8464315
Do I have to apply my patch under my tongue? ;_;
>>8464315
*put gel in mouth*
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuutrans™ aagrhaghbarglh
>>8464436
what?
no!
put it on your skin.
maybe on your wrist.
what are you thinking?
>>8464429
dragon dildo
>tfw no estrogen patch tightly stuck to your thigh right now
>>8464315
*puts progy under tongue as the outer protective layer dissolves and completely fucks over the working of the pill*
t®ut®ans™
>>8464436
wrap it around your peen
>>8464459
What's your's named?
Mine is named Scipio
im insecure say something nice
>>8464436
Yes actually. then swallow it like a good girl
>>8464420
Its that redpilled qt that made a lot of woke and funny vids but she got doxxed and blackmailed into shutting it down. Fucking libs and jews silencing opposition.
>>8464488
Love the shorts/leggings combo
>>8464492
>Its that redpilled qt
You know she was just parroting whatever her current bf was telling her at the time and was quite obviously reading from a script... right? She didnt't actually believe/understand half the things she was saying.
>>8464488
You're kinda cute actually. Did you stuff your bra?
Yo who /redpilled/ here
>>8464510
Redpilled about what?
>>8464514
diaps
>>8464516
It me
>>8464290
Just broke up with my gf cuz she wants to fuck me so much :/
lol i spent like 200$ on her this month, ima try to finesse that out of her kek
>>8464510
>tfw she wants to protect the existence of the white race with you
>>8464506
Maybe maybe not but the person she presented is still the ideal.
>>8464488
hi pally
>>8464375
she is stdinky!
>>8464534
Yooooo. Ty for the (you). Feeling lonely.
how do you get over the fact that some trans girls want to fuck you. like how do you make them stop wanting to do that??
>>8464520
sad stinki lani :(
>>8464539
gender them male
say that you love their giant masculine futa cock
>>8464528
For our future
>>8464547
its okie she is changed now and is happy ^w^
>>8464553
she doesn't look happy
>>8464537
how's the navy friend
>>8464548
WOW
THAT'S SO FUCKING EVIL AND WILL FUCK WITH HER HEAD SO MUCH LMFAOOOOOOO
WOW!!!!
ok....
ok........
ima do that and she's gonna hate me for it lmfao ima ruin this little fantasy she has in her head ahahahahahAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA
thank you.
>>8464556
I never look happy
>>8464488
Pally? Didn't you cut your hair really short?
>>8464567
I have literally never wanted to use my weewee on anyone
>>8464420
hey want me to go to reno, i have like flavored lube and stuff
>>8464567
im ok
hru beanie
hope
o
p
e
>>8464571
-_____-
she says she tranistioned cuz she couldn't stand gay men but like i don't think she's like tru-trans cuz she like REAALY wants to pork me cuz i let her do it once and now she can't get over it. i had to break up with her to like tach her a lesson cuz she just kept and kept and kept nagging me on it like all day everyday and then get this she started to say that if she couldn't do it to me i wasn't allowed to fuck her either lol like what the fuck go find you a gay boy if you really want ass that bad
>>8464575
:| just broke up with my gf... it's not gonna work out. she has needs that i cannot fulfill.....
it was fun, i guess... ://///
oh yea i ate some hell's bells yesterday and was like throwing up and slurring my words and shit and my vision and head are still kinda fucked up from it even today even after voluntarily throwing them up wtf and these stupid flowers are just growing everywhere lmfao did i do hell's bells wrong?
how are ypou supposed to take them????
>>8464586
how coffe how u been
>>8464595
dam that's exactly what she said to me too wtf
she was name calling me all day lmfao
are all trans girls like this wtf or just non tru-trans that hate the thought of using there gt
>>8464587
idk beano sometimes you just wanna use what you have you know? like i wanna use my dick on my girl but i can't physically... just gotta respectfully decline, no need to misgender and fuck with her head (if you care for her at least)
>>8464595
leave beanie alone, you horrible person
>>8464610
hi sertii
tfw you take your add medication to catch up on your homework but the turn-in window has closed so you're tweaking out with nothing to do
>>8464620
nim hi
hru
>>8464556
she prefers a wet squishydiaper!!!1
>>8464610
no i tried that.
she wants the beanbooty but idkidkidk like i mean noooooo
>>8464618
<3
>>8464625
STOP TAKING UPPERS NIM THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!!!!
omg some one tell this dheltered youth horror stories to scare her away from uppers
NIM NO!!
JUST SAY NO!!!!
FUCKING GET OFF THOSE MEDS TOO YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD THIS CAN TURN HOW QUICK
METH AND COKE AND CRACK WILL
FUCK
YOU
UP!!!!
>>8464635
it gets better :]
>>8464648
beano adhd medication is actually pretty usefull for ppl with adhd
>>8464648
Are you retarded?
I saw a hon today with this fucking logo plastered all over it.
>MPB
>facial hair
>beer gut
>seriously bad gyno
>unflattering feminine glasses
>obnoxious red accents on an charcoal outfit
like, this fag made all of you look decent
>>8464654
no shut the fuck up it's fucking poison litterally legal meth look that shit up nim throw that fucking evil bottle away i'm fucking serious this is how it starts and it will FUCK YOU UP
like bad fucking bad.
like ur gonna fucking die in an alley if you don't throw that shit out for the love of god never take those evil pills ever again wtf
>>8464655
she says i'm hot and have a big dick :3
>>8464537
But you don't look like that anymore
>>8464666
no i jjust know how this shit goes.
if you doubt me ask mother L if it's a good idea to keep taking adhd medicine
it's fucking not.
also on a side note how long before my vison return to normal and my head clears up???
Nothing fucking changes
I hate all of you
>>8464694
trolololololol
ur so white ahahahaha
bet you think communism is a real thing or ever was too ahahahaha :^)
>>8464691
I said the exact same thing before I became a permanent(???) resident of Transville
>>8464698
ok dude whatever you say
>>8464694
sounds gay
>>8464711
yeah it's pretty gay honestly
im having a lot of fun
i really don't wanna leave
>>8464719
oh are you in london
there was another attack
>>8464676
I <3 my legal meth
>>8464724
ya there was
pretty shitty desu
and ye im with nicole
>>8464732
cool
say hi to her for me
>>8464736
she said hi back!
>>8464739
say hi one more time okay
>>8464739
did you too fk?
u did din't you
>>8464746
Tell Sertii and Nicole to have a good time Sertii
It's Carol Appreciation Day O:
>>8464753
sertii and nicole say thanks
>>8464746
wew
:[
i broke up with my gf :[
>>8464759
me too thanks
Going off my estrogen is and then switch to T shots is the first step
Second is to get a proper haircut
Third is to change my name again
Fourth is to get top surgery
>>8464757
HI CAROL
>>8464779
Maddie hi O:
maddie killed exactly 115 people back in '89
and she didn't bat an eye
Why won't you guys just learn sign language and pretend to be mute all your life?
You can't have a hon voice if you have no voice at all.
>>8464771
faye no
tfw hon voice
>>8464795
Smart.
>>8464809
u have to be exposed
>>8464795
Because then attention would be drawn to their large hands.
>>8464805
Not Faye
>tfw cant remove kebab
>>8464795
can't get clocked if u dont go outside
>tfw your nose knows
anyone else nose this feel?
>>8464819
des vult with me m8. it's time to bring back the holy crusades
>>8464805
I have to go on t shots cause of srs
>>8464832
>des vult
yes, i will join the crusardes
>>8464839
>mtfg
>liking guys
lmao this is transbian gen m8. all the str8 trannies left ages ago
>>8464848
good girl. God bless!
>>8464859
literally you were going off about how much u loved ur bf's cock and how you were adickted to being fucked
have you started cooking for him yet boo boo?
>>8464859
You wouldnt know it considering every histrionic tranny that comes on here goes on about it twenty four seven, that they have a bf, want a bf, or are currently being fucked by their bf at any point of day.
>>8464771
Its allll part of the plan
I hope the T hits me hard.
I wa t to forget all about this stupid transitioning
>>8464876
korra:rekt
beanboy:1(one)
>>8464876
What I'm taking away from this post is that you really want a bf
>>8464819
save the bacon and we will spread it all over canada.
SDINKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8464876
MY SIDES
>>8464839
eva hits on me
>>8464876
based...
although i'd say it's more of a narcissism thing about superiority and insecurity
>ad for "I am Jazz" comes on while watching tv with family
>nervously try to change the channel out start talking about something to distract from it
>>8464896
nim ur a bombshell.
>>8464897
Yeah pretty much.
If the detransing doesn't work out, I'm just going to end my existence
>>8464899
>watching tv
>>8464859
>all the str8 trannies left ages ago
why
where did they go
So okay I need the reals
If you're wearing a dress shirt and slacks, should you consider riding a bike 1.7 miles every day or is that madness
>>8464920
Military Channel and AHC have some cool documentaries
Usually I don't watch tv desu
>>8464921
they are currently snuggling up in their boyfriends arms, watching netflix and discussing their happy future together during intermittent bathroom and snack breaks
>>8464921
discord
>When you're not interested in dating anyone rn
Aha!
Almost finished!
https://clyp.it/cqdpwwte
>>8464683
>>8464565
>>8464558
Yea... its goin... I'm more of a guy now than I've ever been. Its not fun.
>>8464952
Are you still on HRT
>>8464952
I'm going to be joining ya soon
>>8464952
Well, why did you join the Navy then, you numpty
>>8464932
still you watched some channel where an ad for a tlc show was on so you should have knew what is coming. I don't get how anyone can enjoy tv where ads are shown even if they like the show.
>>8464952
such a qt girl
hmmmmmm
>>8465007
hmmmmmm
So I learned that I really don't pass.
Had a co-worker talked to be about same-sex marriage and asked me when I was going to get married to my bf.
All of that hard work for nothing and now I feel like a failure.
I'm having thoughts of just taking estrogen but going back to living socially as male.
I don't want to but being clocked is severely depressing.
So how do I learn to live as a non-passing trans person?
>>8464988
american tv is so weird. on the other hand you have to pay the propaganda federal tv channels here no matter if you even have a tv or any device to watch them on and of course no matter if you want it or not.
>>8464952
Soldiers don't need genders
>>8465018
they're only tops and bottoms
>>8465009
ʰᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ
>>8465030
HMMMMMMM
>>8465031
H̶̷̷̢̡̟̫͕̰̯̹͚̝̪̀̊ͤͨ̑ͦ̓̿̏̈ͭ͐̌͐ͣ̾̽M̷̷̡̧̘̮̤̞̠̖̳͕̖̻̾̈́̊̍̉͠Ṁ̵̫̮̙̗̮̻̮̝͔̹̝͉̙͎͖̤̯͋̃̇ͤ̎̆ͨͬ̒̄̚̚̚͡M̨̖̩̘̘̹̮̯͇̘̼̠͍̫̤ͯ͋ͬ̆̑͐ͤͦ̐̓̏̐̉ͧ͐̚̕͜M̴̧̳͎̥͍̰̠̭͕̳͇͇̬̱͙̥̬̊ͭ̎̾ͯ̃̂͋ͧ̓̑͢ͅM̧͕͙͇͍̝͚̪̮ͧ̎̆ͫ̄̒ͯͦ̽̓̉̚̕͡M̷̳͕̮͙̺̹͙̪̫̗̦̯̟͉̝̱̂ͫͩ͊ͫ͂̐ͤ͟ͅͅM̷̦͈͖͙̳̘̰͚͉̂͂̍͑ͅͅM̱̪̱̦͇͕̤͔͓͓͈̯̳̟͙̙̳̼̏̽ͩͦ̎̔̈́̀͊̒ͯͭ̓̿͆ͬ̈́́͢͢͢͢
>>8465041
why
>>8465023
Three months at sea?
Pretty tru
Poor little seaman, I hope she's ready
>>8464899
ahhhhhhhh
noooooooooo
noooooooooooo
>tfw was watching TV with parents before coming out and the louis theroux doc on trans kids came on and couldn't think of an excuse to leave or switch it over w/o being suspicious
>>8465055
hey chris, why aren't you inside me right now
>no advice
Well I give up on you narcisstic bitches
tfw flat
tfw casually talking about the news anchors makeup and what would look good on her with my mom
>>8465063
whats up? advice on what.
recent robin
https://webmshare.com/ZrJKG
>tfw no trans gf (transbian) i can spend all my money on
>>8465079
Cute
>>8465012
>>8465075
Im in a similiar situation, honestly its really hard. Living socially male for me and ill assume for you as well because it seems to be different for everyone but its kinda like an insult everytime anyone just genders what they see in front of them. Like theyre not doing it to be mean, but it feels like a big stab everytime anyone does it.
There is one upside, it feels relaxed, it can be nice to be an usually fem guy. Theres less expectations placed on you so it lowers my anxiety. Just dont stop hrt it will only make things worse and maybe someday you can work towards passing fully.
I honestly dont know what else to suggest because im struggling with this too.
>>8465062
:thingken:
>>8465106
let me know when you come up with a good answer
Best way to remove hair from all areas of the body? I would imagine epillators but I hear they're super painful in some regions
Are there decent body waxing kits online?
>>8465111
cause 1) I don't know who you are
and 2) my dick probably ain't long enough to get to you
t-tfw fairly certain i'm insane and I don't know w-what to do..
>>8465123
my tongue works.
I asked last night, but I wanna hear from my American girls how they'd improve this travesty. I need a fucking hair cut.
>>8465126
i see
i'll be watching
EMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..................................
how are your bitcoins today?
>>8465128
Stop smoking weed. It cured my mental illness. And get sound blocking earphones. And sacrifice a lamb to the Great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon.
Or just go see a shrink...
>>8465139
Tfw you don't pay rent anymore, but instead rent a Chinese trading script and set it to make you gainz on the exchanges
>>8465123
I don't think waxing is gonna be less painful. I'm gonna go for laser probably. I checked a local laser place and their website said they don't care about the gender or area of body hair of their customers.
>>8465143
every shrink i've been to misses the point really.. and when it gets really deep i just dissociate and then it goes no one
m-maybe I could do with less weed though..
>>8465105
It shouldn't be like this.
I had ffs and srs.
I thought his shit would be behind me!?
>>8465152
*no where
n-not "no one" ;-;
>>8465152
what IS the point?
>>8465143
>Or just go see a shrink...
i would not recommend doing that - i saw a shrink to try and cure my mental illness, but it didn't work and now i'm 3 feet tall
i can't even reach the eggs cupboard anymore
>>8465146
post your discord.
OH GOD. SHE DID IT. THE PIZZA IS RUINED. HOW COULD SHE PUT MAYONNAISE ON CABBAGE
>>8465152
Actually, I probably should have separated my sarcasm better - the weed cut back was a genuine solution. I thought I was going to end up like my schizophrenic aunt about this time last year, but instead I just ended up normal and boring and now I'm looking for a job... I'm planning on steal Zhea's idea and do voice lessons tho
>>8465167
no hes mine
>>8465143
is there actually therapy for being a psychopath or should I try the lamb thing?
How do i know i'm not an autist? Therapist been asking questions and they mostly seem to somehow relate to autism, is there some correlation between autism and trans? I don't want to be an autist.
>>8465169
Chocolate sauce will fix that right up.
maddie keeps sending me dms offering me $5000 for a plaster mold of my nose
i asked her why she wanted it and she said she was "making the perfect nim"
what do you think she meant by that?
My pizza is complete
>>8465189
Mad science.
How do I shop for dildos? What's recommended Hopefully nothing to big as not to ruin my tightness.
>>8465147
your
not
emma....
>>8465197
Now i understand why you had to settle for cistits. A more disgusting taste in pizza I have seen not.
>>8465197
why is there no meat on this pizza?
I want to be a Disney Princess!!!!!
>>8465215
>am I???
Yeah remember last night
>>8465197
good job elanna that looks tasty af :3
>>8465079
You're genuinely looking better
>>8465197
I'd like to take a huge dump on that pizza
Anyone have epilator recommendations?
>>8465197
What did that poor pizza ever do to deserve mayo
>>8465218
I want to be Daddy's
Princess!!!!
>>8465225
Braun Silk-Epil 9
>>8465226
What's wrong with mayonnaise on a pizza? What sauce do you use instead?
>>8465216
It's under the cheese, it has bacon and shrimp
>>8465212
>settle
Hardly
>>8465220
Thanks!
>>8465236
tomato?
What did they mean by this
>>8465219
I member you got a boner cause your big bro slightly touched you
>>8465246
i would say it indicates some autistic traits
>>8465197
>eating a pizza that isnt plain cheese or cheese and peperoni
not to mention your a transbian too...
>>8465197
if I eat that pizza will i transform into a disney princess
>>8465252
i-i think im in love
>>8465245
You mean ketchup? That's kinda gross, you know.
>>8465262
Tomato sauce>ketchup
>>8465268
No.
>>8465268
I'm not sure what the difference is between these two things. I always thought they were the same thing.
>>8465254
Yessss
im so weak..
the pizza..heresy..
>>8465275
You're a life saver
>>8465274
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/sunday-times/What-is-the-difference-between-tomato-sauce-and-tomato-ketchup/articleshow/5570510.cms
>>8464549
https://discord.gg/Cc3Bm
>>8465284
Oh, I see, I didn't realise tomato sauce was kinda more like a pasta sauce. I'm from the UK, where tomato sauce is just what we call ketchup.
>>8465246
Hmmmmmmmm?
look at my funny meme haha>>8465197
>>8465320
I agree with this post
>>8465297
I'm not actually a nazi tho
>>8465317
are you diagnosed with it?
I've been watching Sleeping Beauty, The Little Mermaid and Belle and the Beast and I'm sad now.
>>8465333
But the Disney movie versions all have such happy endings. Why would they make you sad?
>>8465339
AGP
>>8465320
Your meme is upside down
>>8465339
THEY ALL HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL VOICES
>>8465347
ah yes i forgot the diaperflavored pizza should be the best tier of pizza oopsies >o<
>>8465332
Lol no, half the questions were about stuff that relates to anxiety, which I guess has a bit of a crossover with Autism.
>>8465355
you're beautiful and you'll have a beautiful voice too coffee
>>8465355
it's time to post your voice
i got 15 out of 50 on the autism thing
im normal okay
>>8465368
That's subjective but I appreciate the gesture, thank you~
>>8465372
Uhh...
>>8465375
Fif-ty-een...
I don't... I'm trying to say you're autistic
>>8465358
Diaper pizza is agp as fuck
How do I stop being depressed and crying every day
>>8465385
Reduce cypro and use something else to supliment...
>>8465383
then why did you make a diaper pizza?
>>8465246
daddys little princess got 31/50 uwu
tfw the autism test triggered by autism by not having a neutral option
>>8465375
I got 37, but my computer has a virus, so it must have been someone from here must have haxdedd me.
I'll post my voice on one condition
Faye has to sing the entire Ducktales theme song
>>8465388
I take 100mg Spiro
>>8465389
it's not diaper..
im autistic? brap
>>8465398
i mean i guess your right, a diaper would taste better...
>>8465397
Then start taking 50mg Cypro QD and witness true depression
>>8465404
diaperposters are mean
>>8465409
They're pretty shitty...
>>8465413
no need to get pissy about it
How to stop feeling like I'm not good enough?
tfw only 9 out of 50. Not smart enough for the autism test
>>8465417
Lol stay away from here... That's the only feedback you'll get.
>Staring transition
>AGP
>1 year in
>Hon
>5 years on
>Turbo hon
ya ever feel like medically transitioning into a women?
it's one of those days
>>8465425
HEY HONS!
>>8465425
agp turbo hon post detected
>>8465416
Poo fart wee!
>>8465425
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO DEFEAT, THE HONS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
>>8465426
yeah a lil
>300000 days
>pray towards mecca everyday
>i STILL don't know what a hon is
>>8465441
yeah trannys are kinda gross desu
>>8465446
http://imgur.com/a/0VDGq
>>8465452
W-wait
So it's basically transwomen you consider unattractive?
I kind of THOUGHT a hon was a bitter, jealous transwoman
>>8465446
Hon is short for honey, associated with old men in dresses.
Because it implies you are ugly and manly and incapable of being fem in anyway... That's why we throw it around.
It's like gay guys who call eachother fat. It's probably not true, but shame is a good motivator, and it makes you feel better about yourself to shit on others
>>8465463
>she says hun instead of hawn
>>8465463
No, a hon is an unpassable tranny, particularly an older one who didn't transition until later in life.
>>8465463
>it's basically transwomen you consider unattractive
How could you not instantly catch on to that just from the context the word is used in on this board?
You would make a poor detective, you know.
>>8465469
it is the abbreviated form of "honey"
so hun is the correct pronounciation, hon.
>>8465463
A hon is an extremely ugly unpassing tranny that usually dresses like a drag queen or makes a caricature of what their sissy hypno vids tell them women are like.
>>8465463
Nooooooooo however they usually are. Hons are the biggest gatekeepers, so be warned. A good way to win them over is to quote Marx.
>>8465452
oh, isn't this the hon that fucked over cis tits?
>>8465483
ive read your post but my brain has decided to ignore it
>>8465469
>pronounces "hon" as "hawn"
>pronounces "cypro" as "kai-pro"
What else do you pronounce funny, Nim?
>>8465465
>>8465470
>>8465484
...Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
That explains a lot!
>>8465468
wtf
>>8465472
Do you really think I study the 100 words the LGBT online communtiy makes up? I'm a human behavior expert not...LGBT...Word expert!
I'm a simpleton when it comes to the LGBT community for fucksake.
>>8465485
Thanks for the warning.
Isn't there a word for jealous + hon conbined? That shit has to exist.
Oh and thank you all for LGBTpilling me I suppose.
>>8465495
Yep thats the one. Made the mistake of telling her i didnt want srs and she convinced the only doctor prescribing hormones in kelowna at the time that i was a fetishist crossdresser.
>>8465446
tfw this is just a shitpost and mtfg is being flooded with disgusting hon pictures
>>8465509
Like you're doing now?
>>8465515
she a cute though...
>>8465504
i pronounce anon as "smelly nerd"
>>8465522
I wish I could smack you every time you pronounced something weird. I'd be curious if you'd started doing it more often or less often.
>>8465504
Isn't it pronounced "hone"?
emma pwease tell us about your bitcoins we miss yoiu
>>8465529
yeah ive always seen hon spelled hun so i found it weird when people said it was pronounced the same way, even when i found out where it originated from
>>8465530
i guess it'd depend how hard you smacked me
>>8465502
Hey Nimmy, how's the transition going baby?
Did you end up dropping cypro?
>>8465505
Most welcome ^_^
>>8465508
I had a very similar issue... So I just started self medding. I told them no op is reasonable, I'm allowed to be ok with my genital dysphoria... I also told them that SRS is a political issue and that is fucked that the community should have an opinion about my genitals.
They didn't like any of that... Oh well xD
>>8465529
Sometimes words that have an /o/ in them are pronounced with a /u/, like "worry"
>>8465546
i have like 6 months worth of bica sitting in my house but im too scared to go off cypro just yet
i think my vitamin b12 i bought helps, i don't freak out as much as i used to i think
thank you asking :)
i hope you're doing well, anon
Who else /hon 4 lyfe/
I'm drunk on Wray & Nephew® authentic Jamaican rum
What are you all listening to? This is what I'm listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJUuaTjwM6g
>>8465556
Me, I'm not even memeing :(
>>8465556
Literally what I did today. Literally,
>>8465564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPzkNS4rits&t=304s
>>8465549
We pronounce worry different then
>>8465569
It's what the $2.50 generic brand ice cream is for desu
>>8465553
Oh good, at least you have a few plans :3
I'm going well, nearly 6 months! Smashing expectations aside from vocals... But that's ok ^_^
>>8465508
yo r u serious. is that really her? ive seen coworkers lose their medical license for more photogenic pix.
also anyone that trusts a fatty woman is a fucking moron. fat white women are pure nigger. every.fucking.time.
>>8465564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaBbHGKLp88
>>8465549
As the only British person here I am the sole authority on pronounciation, nim is wrong because she's American and they're always rong. It's "hun" because it's derived from honey durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>8465581
>ve seen coworkers lose their medical license for more photogenic pix.
shes not the doctor, shes the doctors bff (or was at that time)
>>8465564
Sup Shakira?
I'm still on the hip hop kick...
https://youtu.be/L8K4g_KxTf8
>>8465580
im hoping to get injections soon and begin smashing expectations too!
>>8465572
I think you might be pronouncing it wrong then.
Go sit in the corner with Nim.
>>8465425
But in general
I feel too weak and ugly to transition
I feel too dumb to properly study
I feel like my romantic partner deserves someone better than me
I'm a loser and I feel like a less insecure person would be much better in my place
>>8465593
Oh cool, I'll be interested to know how it all goes. Sublingual seems to work well enough ATM :3
I seriously hope no one here is on oral E... It's just cruel ;~;
>>8465581
oh and i wjll add
all our medical files r on the internet. no point doc hopping when ur electronic medical file is axisd by erry1 over the internet
privacy. anonimity. we needz it. sorry u got ganked yo
salam
>>8465592
sorry babyyyy it's modal jazz tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62p-CXrYmf4
But I guess you can have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bIezCVFCXg
is it hiphop? idfk it says hip hop on the label
Will she ever find love again?
pic related is my voice
>>8465607
she might not find love, but we will find her feetsies to always be very very stinky!!! :)
>>8465607
yes, from behind, in a prison cell
they're gonna pass that ass around like the lone doobie at high schooler party
>>8465590
dude what
take the doctors license.
i know ur leaf but even hippa is a joke. we need to publically punish some doxxers
>>8465553
>freaking out due to lack of b12
>not being tired 24/7 and too emotionally detached to care about freaking out
I mean like if this shit's true then I can be the first person to play Bond AND Miss Moneypenny at the same time.
>>8465596
blocking t fixed all that. but 4chan is toxic for transition, u wont develop ur female brain reading all the fatty woman or homosexual trolls offering susans advise
>>8465601
i got offered cream and pills. insurance.
im paying usd $200 a month out of pocket to shoot junk
>>8465613
yall r so cute. i loved jail. no one dared to even talk shit to me.
>>8465601
im on sublingual but it ain't workin so good :/
>>8465612
You. Kill yourself.
>>8465628
Thank you anon
Best advice I've had here in nearly 4 months
I hope you have a great day/night <3
>>8465634
daddywill put you in the timeout corner if you dont stop being mean to his little princess :<
>>8465628
>u wont develop ur female brain reading
If you didnt have a female brain/mannerisms before transition then you will never ever have then and you are deluding yourself if you think you do.
They should come naturally to you if you are trans.
>>8465624
When you posted your voice last time, you sounded so incredibly familiar to someone but I still can't point my finger to who it was.
>>8465564
you always post great late night jazz.
I've only been 20 songs into this playlist but it's p good so far.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL63ZO-jXFTasqvj7WdEFQ6QtG6UBrl9CR
>>8465634
stinky...
Reminder :)
>>8465663
Omg
>>8465605
Miles muthafuckin Davis
>>8465624
I guess it depends on which bond xD I still sound like a space marine...
>>8465628
Wow... At that cost just self med...
>>8465633
Works really well for me got the boobers growing, fat migration, skin is like fucking silk, getting smoll. I can't expect much else for now.
Let's hope the injections work well sweetheart! You deserve to be qt <3
Grindr guys are so tricking crazy omg.. Like.. Sending me a hundred messages going , are you ignoring me?? Okay I guess you are?? Can I see you?? Why won't you talk to me?? Do you hate me?? Talk to me.... LIKE DUDE STOP
>>8465690
i just wanted to see you okay
I'm thinking of getting a parka, I like earth tones so green would be nice, but black is cheaper. Which should I pick?
edie's typing style makes my eyes bleed
I think it's actually worse knowing that she's reasonably intelligent, than if she was just dumb enough for it to match
especially when she tries to post about anything serious, like the thing with Eugenie, it's like seeing an advert for a funeral service written in Papyrus font
>>8465669
thanks anon
I shall leave you
Goodnite forever pls pray for me
tfw daddy would call you a disgusting worthless hon if she saw a pic of u
>>8465709
>daddy
>she
same though desu
>>8465690
put feet pics up on your grindr, beep
>>8465700
hi robin i missed u too. qt pic in leather jacket.
when these people say female brain they mean stuff like wanting to suck dick and not being able to do math right
>>8465711
someone famous
k now i'm going to leave goodnite forever
>>8465705
pray for u? okay.
allah, i pray you guide this person as you see fit, because allah is most wise.
/prayed.
did u think i would pray for ur will to be, instead of gods will? silly!
>>8465663
This is why avoiding human contact is the one true way
I'm meeting with my grandma today
it'll be the first time she's seen me in a few years
hope she isn't too thrown off
wish me luck
we should do a "where are they now?" type thing on all the popular trips from years past and why they left
>>8465711
not much I recorded some videos last weekend and finally it cooled down enough to sleep in my room so now I'm just smoking a jazz cigarette before going to sleep. hbu?
>>8465731
>Why not here??????
beep, that's a genius idea
we'll vet them for you to put up on grindr
>>8465733
does she know you're trans? gl olive
>>8465725
it does but sometimes other colors could be a better combination! I just feel like black is kinda cliche, but the versatility could be worth it.
>>8465733
This character isnt trans though. He just likes dressing up as different things and acting like different people.
>>8465735
No, they left because they want to be left alone.
>>8465738
I'm downing rum and crying into my keyboard while listening to bebop. I never even heard of this Dial label before, I got loads of Parker on Savoy but Dial is the true A E S T H E T I C stuff recorded when he was fucked up on heroin. Is it hot in Germany too? Where in Germany do you live?
>>8464572
sorry.
haven't you heard?
i have to go back to vegas
>>8465735
You should join the ones that left and never returned.
>>8465743
yeah
every time I've spoken to her on the phone she's been really really good and paused every time she says my name to make sure she gets it right
I'm sure she'll be fine but she asked me what she should expect when she sees me and I was like "well I don't look THAT different" so I dunno
captcha has me clicking arabic signs and japanese trains. as an american with zero trains in his state, i find this highly abusive of the for profit google model. i thought captcha was archiving books. now im like a tool theyre pimping analytics on
>>8465724
go take some healthcare classes in college. not the kind about equality or pregnancy.
>>8465728
conscription at its finest. god willing u land a good fit. wish my govt would gime a job.
tfw no supportive relatives
>>8465753
I know that
doesn't mean I don't look like him
>>8465766
it's hard to supportive of you when they don't know you're trans
>>8465766
get you a daddy who's reaaally supportive
>>8465766
but I'm your big sister
I'm supportive of you
>>8465762
>can put a man on the moon
>can't build a train
murica
>>8465776
we're fucked because of our infrastructure and stuff
https://youtu.be/mbEfzuCLoAQ
is 350mg spiro a day too much?
my sweat gets manly if i drop below
>>8465772
>tfw rich white men aren't interested in black girls
>>8465785
I'm poor and international calls cost a lot of money
>>8465746
Cliches exist for a reason :)
You're going for "fit in" not "stand out."
Though I appreciate what you are saying, and at the end of the day you have to wear it and be happy with your decision <3
>>8465663
tfw you find her facebook
tfw theirs NO rare foot pictures on there ._.
>>8465793
tfw your big sis doesn't love u enough to go bankrupt just to talk to you
>>8465788
Yes... Way too much. Arguably 200mg is borderline too much...
Eugiénie can and will never return here. If she does, I will remind everyone here that she is a rapist.
She has always rubbed me the wrong way, there was obviously something wrong with her but now we know. Lord knows what she did to those other girls.
And the worst part ia, she named one of the girls on discord.
And the other worst part is, some of you tried to defend an actual rapist. Y'all some crazy niggas.
She can't come back and the world has to know that there is a rapist walking around in portland, disguised as a transgendered social justice warrior.
My head is swimming now
>>8465776
>wont build new tech. lets other countries be new adopters of early tech. (and our universities invent most of it)
ftfy fukoff crown cuck youre a hoax
>>8465754
do you get emotional alot when drunk? I don't really know how to respond when people tell me sad stuff like that. when I get depressed I just go to my room and blast music.
I just listened a bit of dial 201 and it definitly sounds worth checking out. never heard of him before. seems like no one cares about jazz here. yeah it gets hot here too but it's kinda weird like two weeks of sun and 20-35C all day and night and then two weeks of rain and 15-20C during the summer. I live in small town in south germany it's so rural I can even hear a rooster rn.
>>8465762
I'm literally too disabled to work though, or even do most of the things I want to recreationally etc., it's why I'm so suicidal all the time
>>8465826
>court documents
The girl didn't report the rape because she was too depressed and in a bad spot.
>>8465762
sorry i can't do college classes im just a smooth brained cock slut for daddy now
>>8465822
>worried about fitting in
i wana help ur psych anon but u have guilt by association? lol r u even american
>>8465766
wasn't you sister like hinting and being nice about it
>tfw worry my mom is ashamed of me
>tfw too afraid to talk to my mom about trans stuff again
How do I combat these feels
>>8465834
Why wouldnt I worry about fitting in? And yes, I don't like being part of a group filled with so many sex offenders.
>>8465788
im on 300mg right now and its fine but 400mg is like the max dose you should ever do
>>8465842
talk to a therapist about this stuff
>>8465838
she wasn't hinting all she said did was say "you never know" when my brother said i wouldn't wanna wear girl clothes heehee :^)
Tfw no ones trans mom
How do I self-med
>>8465848
I freeze up every time I see a therapist and don't actually talk about anything
Writing down what I want to say doesn't work because I freeze up doing that too if I know it's for someone else to see
Plus no money doesn't help
>>8465857
be mine okay
>>8465860
>>8465856
isn't that a good sign though? like your mom would have freaked out at that
>>8465829
oh so it occured in second life? im guilty of rape too omg!
>>8465828
i remember youre a cool sweetie that needs an understanding job =P
>>8465831
me too. no homo.
>>8465845
thx. do 50 and 100mg pills do you different? i tossed the 100mg. garbage. manufacturer qualitiest.
>>8465847
steal? u cant steal physics. theyre like wind and fire. god lets all harness them.
>>8465857
mommy..
>>8465857
So you want to be a transparent?
>>8465861
>Jan 2016
>Be masc af giga nigga
>In therapy
>Break down and say "I wanna be a girl"
It was nice of her to keep a straight face.
>>8465872
boooooo
>>8465847
you are the only person I know who likes jazz too. I like it but never got too much into it until recently because no one shows me any jazz besides you. I went to alot of fleamarkets and always look through all the vinyls but all you can find here is music white people made.
>>8465875
Iktf
>>8465872
oh my god plz we need jpgs rofl
>>8465861
tell your therapist about that
>>8465864
yeah
maybe she would've reacted okay, i don't know..
>>8465868
50 and 100mg pills should be exactly the same. even if they are manufactured in different places they still have to undergo the same tests so i would guess it was probably just in your head or something.
>>8465889
You're not wrong!
>>8465880
sorry im too drunk to hold a conversation with you
I'm watching ufc is there anything hotter than two dudes beating the heck out of each other
>>8465885
Are you going to tell me to "b myself" next
>>8465911
it seems like something you should tell your therapist
"i have a hard time opening up"
she'll probably know how to help with that
>>8465863
Where do I get it w/o a rx
>>8465901
t-teach me
>>8465907
i don't really like violence
>>8465918
any of the sites listed in the guide
quality health inc
inhouse pharmacy
all day chemist
>>8465907
is it agp to want to be beaten by a man?
>>8464510
>She didn't come rant about the Jews with Jordan, Earl, and me
Nerd
i just want to fuck man ass with my massive girl cock
>>8465929
seems like it shouldn't be that hard for you to find a guy who wants that
>>8465912
>crown cuck corporate clown cluck.
Go away.
>>8465923
those sites r shit
one is a known scam
one pulls ur facebook cookies to know who u are
the other gets their pills from an indian manufacturer busted in the past by us govt
then again the 100mg spiro from my grocery store pharmacy seems completly inert amd gave me depression for a week, insurance wont cover injecting, and covers only 1mg sublingual a day.
have i mentioned i hate insurance companies like more than pol hates jews
>>8465940
Hows your trip going?
>>8465941
which is which?
don't use facebook like a dweeb and you should be fine
>>8465940
beat me daddy
>>8465892
I couldn't watch it so I tried a cover of the song and some other stuff of him. another great artist I didn't heard of before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuOfm6nSW4A
>>8465924
who care. i dont need to fit in, faggot.
>>8465947
im not doing your research, fuck you. educate yourself. also im being mean to you because your doing classic misdirection.
doesnt matter if u use fb or not. their analytics are implemented on much of the www
>>8465899
it's ok I'll just enjoy the music then :3
>>8465943
Kinda crazy my whole family is bipolar and putting on a good face for my sisters kids I think we do Disney tomorrow
>>8465962
at the end of the day i get pills that change my hormone levels so i'm fine, enjoy your 1mg estradiol and inert spiro i guess
>>8465970
take lots of pics of disneyland.
>>8465980
disney world dumdum
>>8465985
oh yeah sorry land is california
>>8465907
tfw the only beating your bf will give you is a hard spanking u.u
mushroom toast
>>8465957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GywiubpYHs
this shit is wayy out there this is the last youre getting from me because im on the floor now
>>8465998
emma...........
what...
doyou think about mushroomy toast?
>>8465996
it's okay i forgive you
only this once tho okay
>>8465997
uwu!!!!!
>>8466003
tfw my bf is really strong and im tiny and weak and he would probably kill me if he beat me uwu!!!!
>>8465912
when your astrobaut trips over a moon rock and breaks his neck hes gonna wish he lived in a country with free healthcare. god bless england, fuck america
>>8466000
thanks I hope you are alright.
I'm not even trans why am I here
>>8466030
We are NOT alright
>>8466032
I dunno bro
why are you here?
>>8466032
certainlly you are here for my diaper/emma posts right?
>>8466001
daddy what do you think about mushroom toasts
The bad feelings are back
>>8466036
Some of you are alright. Don't go to Valq's house tomorrow. So long space robots
>>8466020
free healthcare? lol socialism sounds nice until you run out of other peoples money.
only decent bong ever
>>8466041
i like yummy bread but no mushrooms on it pwease!
like the good breads at the fancy dinner places that you dip in olive oil! thats yummy ^W^
It's a shame what is going to happen to lgbt in August.
>>8466050
FUCK MERICA ENGLAND STONGH
mushrooms, diapers, and people talking about trips not in the room...
can it be gore time or would i be da rule breaker?
>>8466051
i like those breads too but i want to try the mushrooms with them
>>8466056
What's happening?
>>8466056
Are they finally going to kill this board
Thank you Christ
>>8466056
if i was a gamblin bitch id gamble trump will get ffs covered by insurance and demorats will blame reposuckers. meanwhile crown cucks will continue to support jewish msm.
>>8466061
i looked up mushroom toasty and theirs ones with like eggs on it that looks cool! but you would have to hide the mushrooms under the eggs because mushrooms kinda scare me o-o
its like when you hide vegis in kids food!
>>8466072
why do mushrooms scare you
>>8466072
my mom hid testosterone in my veggies
>>8466072
*accidentally squirts cummies on your chest*
>>8466075
they look creepy and the texture kinda grosses me out but they can be tasty i just feel weird when i eat them.
also a lot of mushrooms can hurt you :c
>>8466076
oh no! D:
>>8466078
no all cummies go in my diaper...
>>8466072
tfw diaperfag
>>8466084
say please!
>>8466062
That's mine and the janitor's secret ;)
>>8466091
please?
>>8466087
replaces all your undies with diaps forever
>>8466097
pls do ;w;
>>8466099
diaps are too expensive and im just a baby i cant actually do that !!!!!!
>>8466102
*cries on yer lap*
;;;;;;;;;
>>8466110
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ;O;
*puts baby paci in ur mouth* pat pat its okie
hello is anyone that i like here rn?
>>8466116
*hits u for messin ur diapey*
>>8466116
T6OI
FUCCCCCKED NIGH5T
>>8466127
GOODNIIIIGHHTHU
>>8466124
no sry
>>8466124
im pretty cool and small and everyone likes me
>>8466125
sowwy for messy diapey ;c;
tfw pjw is a diaperfag too
>>8466152
we got dat hurricane season til august so if it's not now it'll be in like a month or two
this time of the year is p comf desu
>>8466146
he didnt jerk it with the giant hulk hand
unliked and downboated friend,
>>8466156
hurricane season is till the end of october nim wtf are u smokin
i'm getting ready for 3 DAYS OF RAIN over here. i like early in the season when you just get these lil weak systems come thru and just rain. it's v comfy
>>8466124
Yeah
Im here now
>>8466162
during hurricane season does everybody just have to stay at home
>>8466162
o wow you're right
more comf i guess
i like when it storms a lot and i get to stay at home all day wrapped up in a blanket
>>8466165
ya we stay inside for 6 months
>>8466169
please don't bully me im sorry ;~;
>>8466172
it's okay buddi
>>8466168
diaper braaaaaps u on the head
pookie a cute little babby
>>8466164
fuck yeah
>>8466165
yeah better stock up on water, canned green beans and diva cups!
>>8466167
yeah i just love stormy rainy weather in general
if it's not too bad in the morning imma go for a nice walk thru the french quarter in the rain (it smells less bad when its raining!)
>>8466172
shhhh it's just a goof
>>8466180
but you'll get wet anne
>>8466180
arent diva cups reusable though and you just wash them
>>8466165
Only if there's a storm in the gulf
But having supplies was always a plus if you planned to stay for hurricanes/TS
*sharts in diapey*
uwu
>>8466193
pls not you too
gonna blogpost a bit & go out for a walk.
my nexus 4 has been been awful for me these past 2, & it's been getting worse all the time.
i went ahead & ordered a used iphone 5c.
it's a year ahead of my nexus 4, & comes w/ @ least 16GB of storage, as opposed to my nexus 4's ABYSSMAL 6GB.
i'm really excited to FINALLY have (slight) upgrade. >ω<
does anyone know of any 4chan apps for the iphone?
I like diaps c:
>>8466195
BRAAAAAAP
>>8466193
classic elanna!!! lol
>>8466199
droppppped
>>8466200
that's a small diapey
>>8466193
>Diaper posting
This isn't light-hearted anymore. I'm going to put you in the baler
>>8466193
>>8466197
>>8466199
>>8466202
sigh
>>8466197
all the cool kids were diaps! c:
>>8466202
it wont be that small after elanna is done with it haha ; )
>>8466199
>tfw you were grossed out by the BRAP meme before you found the diaper wearing tranny talking about shitting herself on a Guatemalan flute enthusiast's lgbt subboard
i want humanity to burn
same
same
>>8466229
Pookie hi
>>8466229
Pookie hi
>>8465396
That was my favorite fucking show
It's fucking on
I remember when fucking your dog was cool in mtfg, and now I'm a mom and it's not popular any more
what if you ate a diaper then pooped it into another diaper
>>8466248
you'd be hellbound
>>8466248
babies cant eat something is rough and dense as a diaper it would have to be blended into a paste, at that point is it even a diaper anymore?
If Elanna delivers hormones in the next 10 minutes I will transition :^)
wtf
>>8466262
Hi daddy.
>>8466262
This is diaper girl general now ok
who here /underweight/
Who else exerts their own gravity field that pulls other things into an orbit around them
>>8466267
yeah but im trying to get big
hey girls and fags, I really missed you and wanted to drop in annd see what was going on tonight! so, is anything cool and awesome going on or am I going to get filtered as usual.
>>8466239
omg I fucking loved duck tales too!
new intro looks awesome, desu!
https://youtu.be/bQvSYT_z4xE
>>8466279
nooo, the tits are great but the rest's not worth it
>>8466282
right now is diapers hours
*sprays rancid ejaculate everywhere in order to attract a mate*
>>8466282
You promised to never post again. Fuck off.
>>8466285
yes it is?
>feminine facial fat
>feminine ass
>feminine thighs
very important
>>8466276
my ass is vry large
>>8466285
im 5'10" 125 rn, i saw a pic of a girl in passgen who kinda looks like me and same height even and she was 140. she was like sooo super pretty so i'm going to try to get to 135 at least
>>8466282
i'm makin vegetarian schnitzels w farfalle which i think is cool
I cooked some ramen for my parents with an oyster mushroom broth and some green veggies!
i added a poached egg to mine tho. lol.
>>8466297
>tfw i'm exactly 50lbs heavier than you at the same height
y u so smol?
>tfw even when shes been in bed all day with greasy hair shes still cute as fuck
>>8466303
eating disorder for a few years
>>8466304
When are you two going to meet
>>8466305
lift + eat right now
>>8466306
1 month she just got the ok today.
>>8466303
My metabolism is too fast to reach those kinds of levels, my stomach fills too fast and I get sick if I try to force it.
>>8466311
tickle tickle tickle!
cutie anon gets tickle!
tickle tickle~
>>8466296
My butt isn't big but the rest of me is ;-;
I need to do squats
>>8466313
>ugh-BLEEEEHHHHH
anon why
>>8466307
senpai are you really making fun of me for wanting to get to 135lbs
>>8466317
aww did the poor baby get sick :(
here let me clean you up
kissy for all better~
>>8466286
i got you bae.
>>8466292
oh wow such vulgar language! très gauche
>>8466298
ooh look!>>8466299
>>8466315
ohhhh
im v small, tall, w/a big ass. i like it.
tfw ur a shrimp
>>8466327
>tfw you like shrimp
>>8466331
a-anon?
>>8466322
Did you hear about eugenie?
>>8466333
i lift so i can manhandle shrimp like u.
also, nice digits
>>8466337
yeah shes got Stdinky feetsies UWU
OMG IM 15 MINUTES LATE TAKING MY HRT
MY TRANSITION IS RUINED WAAAAAHHHH
>>8466318
ur a good weight now don't be so hard on urself
i take my hrt at xactly 2-6pm every day
>>8466346
i have a sunken face and no ass
>>8466354
when i was underweight my face looked like garbage
then i gained like 20 pounds and now my face looks great but my tummy is big ._.
>>8466354
you have a noble visage and a dignified posture
>>8466361
this is my exact situation!!
>>8466368
yeah u gotta gain some like to 140-145 desu
especially if you've been on on hrt for a while
Hi boys
Im scared of booking a haircut, because I dont sound like a girl and i dont pass yet, but ill obviously have to tell her im a tgirl in person
You're all gonna make it
hoLY moly
bf talking about getting married 2 me SOON
>>8466410
this but actually <3
you're a good bunch the lotta ya
>>8466406
i don't have anything to help but just wanna say im scared of this too
>>8466413
dump him
>>8466423
i appreciate your understanding of the situation
>>8466406
just go somewhere trendy and studenty, it'll be fine
>shes keeping a tally of all the times she needs to pin you to the bed
What did she mean by this
>>8466427
u'll be fine
>>8466429
ive actually been to her before, well before i was trans, I know she'll be good. Im just a nervous wreck lmao, and last time she complimented my (masculine) jawline a bunch ;_;
>>8466430
probably going to force feed you spaghetti and mayonnaise pizza
All happy couples get OUT
how do i convince her she's actually cute
serious answers only
>>8466439
we can be a happy couple anon
>>8466440
erp on mtfg more than you already do
>>8466435
iiidk i'd go somewhere you haven't been but then again i don't know this chick, maybe you'll feel comfortable w her (it doesn't super sound like it tho)
>>8466442
What's your favorite Swans album
Tfw cute boy has his fingers in me at this very moment and we're just snuggling also he says hi
>>8466443
*notices bulge*
uwu whats this.
>>8466444
yeah I actually do really like her, think Id be even more nervous going somewhere I didnt know
anxiety is a fuck, im just gonna call her once its business hours and get it over with. gotta be stronk
>>8466443
we dont even erp here what r u talking about
>>8466449
what a boring thing for him to say
>>8466449
hello cute boy who has his fingers in Anon
>>8466452
cool B) B) you'll do great
Im in a good mood girls
>>8466449
SUCK HIS DICK
I miss her.
>>8466465
you left ur trip on dude
the grinch is now my wife
>>8466440
Elanna, how can you unironically believe cisgender mammaries is sexually attractive?
>>8466483
she's only just come to terms with her transbianism (autogynephilia) she hasn't developed standards for women yet.
>>8466483
Because she's unironically cute as fuck, has a smile that makes my kokoro go doki doki, has a really sweet and cute personality and idk
Why do you even care who or why I find attractive?
i dont even feel like being mean or nice girls.
I just injected an 8ball of brown tar heroin amd everything is slipping away...
Hey girls
I kinda wanna post here more regularly cause I've been a bit depressed and I tend to come back here when I feel that way but sometimes people get mean
How's everyone doing tonight?
>>8466500
they were doing this before too. they just don't like her and aren't mature enough to come up with better insults
hello is this /gsg/
>>8466515
>Bitter jealous hons upset that elanna finally has someone that makes her happy again
Im shocked
>>8466512
hi. im doing okay i guess. hope you feel better !
>>8466512
I'm drinking spirulina and my HRT is in the mail, so I am doing very well tonight.
>>8466519
No this is Ally. Who are you?
will my exes feel sorry or validated when they find out i'm trans
you can tell ally's ace bc only an ace would have the nerve to make a trip before she's even started hrt (much as i love ace w all my heart tho)
>>8466515
>>8466524
Honestly yeah it really does seem this way
>>8466548
**much as i love ally
>>8466548
>>8466554
I-I'm not ace, I just chose not have sex for like 10 years, honest.
>>8466512
I am fucking smashed drunk rn, how are you?
>>8464315
confirming am trutrans
>>8466548
Did not know this was a rule. I made this trip years ago and I looked like a fuckin' scumbag.
>>8466564
just runnin the math here, you had sex when you were 14 then never had it again?
what does ace mean?
>>8466576
Asexual
>>8466572
it's not a rule, just be yrself and have fun, some ppl are nervier than others
>>8466576
It means you hate fun and God.
>>8466573
That's almost what I did. After a couple disastrous experiences as a teen I consider mistakes, most of what I did would be better described for most people as cuddling than sex. And I like it that way.
>>8466580
There are better ways to have fun than sex. And there is no such thing as gods.
>tfw never had sex
>tfw terrified of it
>>8466578
it was with a girl wasnt it >.>
>>8466579
Not so much nervy back then as so completely suicidal/MDD it was comical. Nowadays I'm decent looking and still suicidal, but more on and off than anything. Like, every other day instead of every day.
>>8466582
Name one, and I know, I'm just being a shit.
>>8466583
Snort some coke and then have a go at it. It'll be fun.
>>8466589
drugs are bad, I'd only do it with someone I love
>>8466589
Watching paint dry is more fun than sex. But alcohol and "dancing" are favorites.
>>8466587
Yeah
>>8466488
>implying transbians can have standards
>implying transbians will not chase down the nearest person that is on hrt no matter what they look like
>>8466589
good girl. i got past obsessive suicidal ideation, it's worth doing, took me like 5 years but ye
>>8466598
true... exterminate transbians...
is it normal to be surprised and intimidated and alienated and angrily jealous when you find out your best friend once had a 7 person orgy
>tfw people think ur a transbian
>>8466607
FHAGGAAAT
>>8466592
Drugs are candy and delicious. Coke is actually shit, though, so don't do that. Just do people instead.
>>8466594
"Dancing" is a euphemism for the sex! You are a dirty liar!
>>8466599
Took me getting a partner that actually loves me, rather than the viper I used to date that was/is an actual narcissist who mentally and physically abused me every day toward the end of our relationship.
>>8466606
Probably.
>>8466604
D E L E T E T R A N S B I AN S
>>8466611
Actually, I used it as an euphemism for moshing.
delete me daddy
>>8466607
elanna confirmed hsts?
cis tits is just a guy?
>>8466611
i mean that's the male lifetime average of partners, in one room in one night
>>8466616
Yeah actually.
>>8466616
We are in a heterosexual relationship
>>8466614
*throws you in the recycle bin*
>>8466625
oh so its like a transgirl x femboy with bad gyno
>>8466629
No I'm the boy
when senpai won't text you back