Cis LesGen

>>8450110
I'd go anywhere with my girlfriend because being with her is always fun, but if I had to choose one destination I'd pick Japan so we could reenact classic yuri scenes, obviously.

>>8450110
Where is the dresses? Why they are in suits?
Meh.

I should listen to /clg/ every time you girls warn me of something

>>8450184
Warn you about what?

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>>8450183
duh, they're lesbians

>>8450178
So should I be the onee-sama and fix your tie?

>>8450110
I'm not dead or even missing but thanks for still remembering me!
t. polyanon
But I've had had a lot going on with my life. Now we're thinking about taking a mortgage and buying a house within a few years. Also we adopted a new kitten and she's sleepy lil bugger.

let's find out who are the best butches or femmes
Voting
http://www.strawpoll.me/13210555

>>8450211
Photo of the kitten? Maybe get a house with a little fenced in lawn she can wander around in.

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sexy dyke bike coming through, choo choo!

>>8450226
>implying this is even a question

>>8450227
>photo of the kitten
Maybe later, I'm not at home right now. And I kind of want a good city apartment but my girls want bigger house outside the city proper. So we'll see

>>8450226
who are you fuckers who vote for dykes and buthes kek

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>>8450239
>implying dykes and butches aren't the best lesbians

>>8450239

Who the fuck likes femmes?

>>8450238
I have a compromise with a large condo with a walk-out balcony in a complex adjoining a park. It's quite nice, though I'd prefer a backyard for my cats. All they get is the balcony though. I haven't found a way to get them to the park area and feel comfortable they won't run away and get lost.

>>8450238
Don't forget to post a picture, I will be here waiting.

>>8450239
You're just encouraging that newer troll who's been posting the same pictures of the same gross butches in every thread recently.

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I want to buy a fuck bus so bad

>>8450272
Are you a virgin?

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>>8450254
Harness training. Kittenhood is the best time to start!

>>8450254
>'d prefer a backyard for my cats

you can't make this shit up!

>>8450277
no?

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>>8450253
the truth

>>8450267
>same sexy butches
fixed.

>>8450280
That's hilarious, my cats would freak the fuck out with that on them. Luckily they always peacefully stay in my garden, cats are interesting creatures.

>>8450280
They're a little old for that. Good cats but they're sure to let me know when they hate something.

>>8450188
Bisexuals

>>8450295
Maybe my cats can have that someday too. I'd like the garden too, grow some fresh vegetables, herbs, and maybe a few flowers.

>>8450303
Deetes.

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>>8450295
>have 3 cats
>two love to wander around in fenced backyard, chase bugs, chew grass, good kots
>last one will bolt the second his paws his ground outside the door, climb the fence, and start running around in neighbor's backyards
>mfw

>>8450336
Some cats are just little shits, one of mine is like that too. Everywhere is his territory.

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>>8450110
I want to go to Japan and find a qt, then take her to Namibia and spend a few weeks in a cabin with a swimming pool. We can have BBQs every day and look at animals in complete privacy.

>>8450359
>supporting the Namibian economy

anyone who has actually been to japan and gone to any kind of lesbian event?

>>8450110
I'm torn between going backpacking in New Zealand with my gf or touring western Europe, starting with visiting her family in France.
If we did Asia, we'd have to hit up at least Tokyo and Seoul.

>>8450226
I'm a femme dyke, which do I pick?

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>friday night
>no gf to cuddle with
Is there a worse feeling?

>>8450538
Cuddle your pillow and imagine it's a qt, like I do ;_;

>>8450548
is it sad that I already do that almost every night?

>>8450557
It's not sad, it's an acceptable way to cope

>>8450538
There sure is. Like the feeling when you have two qt's and you have to leave them both because of work
>fuck my boss and his special projects
>but I need that overtime pay

>>8450516
post a pic

>>8450361
Why not? Namibia's beautiful.

>>8450370
No, but I'd love to. Japan has some weird festivals so having one centred solely around lesbians doesn't seem out of place. I wouldn't even know where to start with that though. I'm not flirty at the best of times and Japan's very different social rules might make things hard. Would they not appreciate me being there or would they find my baka gaijin ass kind of cute?

>>8450538
dysphoria.

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>>8450538
Sure, there is. Passing kidney stones. Cuddling with a girl let alone a gf gets old.

>tfw no some juicy wet hairy pussy to lick it and then swallow every drop of cum

>>8450580
The trannies emerge

>>8450603
what

HOW DO I FLIRT

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>>8450569
I did here once but that was at least two threads ago.
This is my favorite selfie

>>8450620
Don't ask questions to which you do not wish to know the answers.

>>8450632
also for the record it's the same one I posted last time

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>>8450632
Is this a selfie thread now? Here's mine!

>>8450632
jesus christ. you are so creepy and ugly.

>>8450655
Don't be mean, she looks fine.

>>8450655
Rude desu
>>8450632
Can't determine whether femme or dyke from this pic

>>8450651
I don't think so...
I just posted a selfie because someone said post a pic
>>8450655
rude
>>8450659
thank you

>>8450651
/passgen/ is thataway --->

>>8450659
Fine? What's fucking wrong with you? I'm not trying to offend her but let's be honest

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>>8450632
>you will never feel the softness of those lips with your index finger

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>>8450651
You're really beautiful!

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>>8450632

>>8450670
Thanks girl, I'll show myself out now

>>8450675
So happy you appreciate my true self

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>>8450679
jesus christ

>>8450665
Here's another one with slightly less filter
(and thanks)
>>8450671
you missed a great chance for a pun. Could have said Les be honest.
>>8450672
never say never
>>8450679
I am pale I get it sucks to be white

This is my first time in cis lesgen. Is this thread normally this mean? I think her face is attractive.

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>>8450686
and I forgot the pic
well here it is.
Please ignore my dumb pajamas

>>8450687
thanks :) (Also run while you still can, jk)

>>8450693
Your first pic was deceiving and I am upset

>>8450693
>fat dyke
fucking brilliant!

>>8450693
You don't look like a femme dyke, you look more butch dyke.

>>8450702
Rest in peace.

>>8450693
Literally nearly as bad as S.

>>8450687

It's 4chan no one is nice here.

>>8450698
Sorry it's really late here, so I don't have any make up on.
>>8450702
>>8450706
I dress more femme usually though, like I typically wear blouses and leggings, not mens clothes.

>>8450714
You need long hair and you'll be okayish

>posting selfies for (you)'s
Almost as bad as that chink.

>>8450720
I want to get a wig, so that way I can have short hair, but also go long haired when I feel lt. It would have to be high quality though.

Post more selfies everyone

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>>8450735
How do I look? :3

Just did lesbians for the first time. Not really sure how I feel. I tried so hard to be straight that I feel like I've failed as a person on some level.

>>8450735
personally I'm done.
I originally just posted so that >>8450569 could see my face, and then a less filtered one.

>>8450739
Insane tranner, get out. This thread not for you

>>8450747
I doubt it's actually a tranner, just some shitposter

Just ignore dummy

>>8450749
This place is so gullible.

>>8450744
Post more, you're cute.

>>8450757
thanks, but I don't want to dominate the thread, plus I'm not very cute.

Why are we like this

>>8450757
I'm >>8450672 and I still think you're pretty

>>8450765
what do you mean

>>8450766
Say that to the random trans lady on Google Images who I stole that pic from, I'm sure she'd appreciate it.

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>tfw no gf

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>>8450789
>both femmes
butch x butch is the best, when will you all learn?

I want a butch gf

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>>8450797

>>8450789
>>8450797
>not femme x chapstick
Shame on you

>>8450824
>chapstick
What's that? Post pic

>>8450833
I'm not that person, but chapstick is usually a word for a lesbian who is less femme than a lipstick (I.e. a femme who likes femmes) but too femme to be butch or soft butch

>>8450797
This isn't /gaygen/.

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I'm sorry but I think girls who into butches have mentally ill or issues.

>>8450855
Of course not; they're both girls, dumbass.

>>8450883
In a very technical sense.

>>8450883
And they hate it. Girls usually look like a girls and don't destroy any femininity in herself.

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>>8450889
>>8450890
Just accept that butches are as good or even better than femmes.

>>8450870

Why don't you like butches?

>>8450890
Why are you always so angry about butches, my ESL friend?

>>8450909
Because it's nonsense for me when woman trying to act and look like a man. Butches also annoying, rude and gross.

tranner here, how do you real girls feel about the fact that we want to be girls more than half of you guys do?

>>8450942

A lot of femmes do the same thing. Not all femmes act like lipstick lesbians.
Most lesbians act like that get over yourself.

>>8450927
>my ESL friend
kek

>>8450973
Stop shit posting about it already.

Do you all not realize you're being trolled? Like >>8450267 said, the same troll keeps posting butch pics.

>>8450987
I'm not shitposting about it

>>8450999
Yep, everyone already know that butches is shit, not necessary to proof it everytime.

>>8451016
Some nice anons here are actually butch; it feels mean to trash on butches constantly here. A lot of lesbians IRL are butch, too. Also, learn English.

>>8450999
>tfw openly talking about being a tranner and still not the worst poster in the thread
it's a weird feeling

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Is this the greatest news the lesbian community has ever received?

>>8451059

All womens boobs are getting bigger that's old news.

I want more lesbian friends

>>8451144
Sup?

>>8451032
Real girls are on a scale more batshit than trannies, a lifetime of high estrogen from the womb is a hell of a fucking drug.

>>8451190
You sound like a bitter tranny
t. cis

Is anyone here even a fucking lesbian ?

>>8451152

What up?

>>8451203
Yes.

I hate this thread so much but I'm too anxious to talk to people directly on discord or something, and of course real life too. I need anonymity

>>8451193
Nope, just a man insane enough to still desire harpies. Sorry to intrude upon your safe space with my dick privileges.

>>8451214

Why are you scared?

>>8451215
>dick
>privilege

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0F7Gk3V0a4

>>8451203
Yeah, I like coming here to vent in anonymity with the fellow >tfw no gf anons and my sad life ;_;

>>8451207
The sky.

>>8451220
Not her, but I'm worried about the voice test. My autism will shine through and I'll probably fuck it up.

>>8451220
I heard the mods are mean or something. Anyways, I'm too shy for a voice interview.

>>8451238
I'm all those anons

I don't think you have to be scared, you don't need to do the voice chat.

>>8451214
why do you hate it?

>>8451220
I don't like myself. I'm scared of people not liking me. I'm scared that people will like me

>>8451249

It's okay anon, we've all been there.

Welp I'm going to sleep anons. Bye.

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>>8450226
I am too much woman for y'all to handle.

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>>8451249

>>8451249
This post is so fucking real.

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>>8450110
Weekend isn't long enough. I'd want to go eat a million things in China and Southeast Asia. I'd also want to go on a bunch of trips centered around short hikes in places like Japan, Scotland, Iceland, the Maritimes, etc. Those are the kinds of trips I'd want to have company for.

>>8450178
>I'd pick Japan so we could reenact classic yuri scenes, obviously.
Jokes aside, Glover Garden (shows up in Girl Friends) is actually a really neat place to visit (pic). If you happen to count Euphonium as yuri then Uji is lovely as well, and home to some UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

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>>8449999
>I always thought Cynthia had this hot and powerful vibe, being champion of the Sinnoh league and all. Got any examples of this fan art?
Sure! People mostly ship her with Dawn.

>>8451238
>My autism will shine through and I'll probably fuck it up.
I got pretty autistic during my voice test and still passed, so you should not worry about this too much. Don't give up, anon!!

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What should I drink clg? Gin, scotch, bourbon, vodka or tequila?

>>8451473
All of them.

>>8451475
concurrently: I'm not making fucking swampwater with my booze
sequentially: I'm not looking to get shitfaced

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>>8451473
Always vodka.

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>>8451514
Okay.

>>8451238
>>8451245
>>8451249
You miss every shot you don't take.

>>8451548
And sometimes you accidentally shoot yourself when you do take the shot, especially if you're inexperienced or have extremely poor motor control.

>>8451578
I think that metaphor is usually basketball related.

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>>8451548
Oh well.

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>>8451584
I'm sure someone could fuck themselves up with a basketball if they tried hard enough.

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>>8451548
Especially every shot you don't take with her!

>>8451245
We're not mean. We just keep men away from the server. So if youre cis girl you should be fine anon.

>>8451634
Some anon said she got kicked out for being awkward. Is that true?

>>8451238
>Not her, but I'm worried about the voice test. My autism will shine through and I'll probably fuck it up.

tfw was shy about the interview too, but I took the voice test while being really high and it was actually fun

>>8450370
>>8450575
I'm going to Japan in 2 months, so if anyone has any suggestions on any kinds of lesbian events, throw some suggestions my way. I'll be there for around 8 months.

>>8451406
Wow, this is really pretty. I won't forget to go there.

>>8451682
You're gonna be teaching English there?

>>8451697
Nope. Internship at a big corporation's marketing dept. But I feel like I know so little about lgbt-friendly spaces and events going on there in Tokyo apart from lesbian bars or clubs, I just don't know where to look. I'm still doing research.

>>8451697
Did you ask because you're maybe interested in teaching english in a foreign country? I forgot to ask that question in >>8451702

>>8451706
Ha no, I only asked because a lot of foreigners (especially on 4chan) tend to go that path when they want to work in Japan. There was a lesbian who did that on /u/, she ended up crushing on one of her young students and I don't know what happened after that.

>>8451710
Yeah, I noticed. Like, when I was just reading up on stuff like etiquette and other general things to know before going to Japan I stumbled upon a lot of people saying they want to work in Japan. Specifically as an English teacher. Only as an English teacher. Like, how many fucking English teachers could 1 country possibly need?

God I miss being young. I miss sleepovers and play wrestling with other girls while wearing shorts and tank tops. I miss truth or dare as a flimsy excuse to "practice" kiss and get innocently frisky. I miss not having to care about superficial bullshit and just enjoying life without every single worry piled up just on myself, alone. I miss walking through a neighborhood and not being concerned about my safety. I miss having fun for fun's sake and not having to schedule and make time for it.

Why is it impossible to find some measure of simplicity in adult life compared to being a kid?

>>8451725
It's not impossible at all, you're just whiny.

>>8451671
We only kick men and non lesbians.

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>>8450253
This desu.

>>8451720
That's probably because most other people going to Japan for an extended duration have jobs where they need to speak Japanese. So they're already familiar with etiquette and the basics.

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>tfw no Swedish gf that is willing to take make some sacrifices for the betterment of all

>>8451077
N-Not mine ;_;
>tfw B cup
At least I can wear cute frilly japanese and chinese lingerie

>>8451821
You might be big in Japan. Or at least their new average.

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I'm thinking about getting this. I wish they sold it as a tank-top.

>>8451796
this is the reason i think.
my japanese is quite good by now and i'm used to the social differences but i'm a bit nervous to go to anything lgbt. though i wouldn't be if i was asian. or cuter. etc. but maybe i will regret not going now.

>>8451850
You should try. If only to report back and tell us what it was like. The worst your night will be is paying for a few overpriced drinks and looking around at Japanese qts.

>>8451843
I'm bigger than average at 162cm.
I got proposed to model there once but that's probably just because I'm a blonde/white/blue eyes foreigner, nothing amazing, i'm not even that slim or anything.

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>>8450110
A house on a Italian island with our own helicopter. Complete privacy to raise our kids and close proximity to the best food markets and cultural centers of the world.

No money also mean no mafia, so maybe southern Italy wouldn't be a mess.

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I ate a whole bag of chips. Please kill me

>>8451978
What kind?

>>8451473
Mix all of em. Get fucked up

>>8451987
Lay's salt and vinegar. I can't feel my mouth anymore fuck

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>>8450110
I would send you to the woodchipper :V
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpsx-OWHfNc

>>8452006
Are you a fattie? If you are, get rid of the junk food and buy some veggies and fruit to munch on instead. No calorific dips or spreads to drown them in either.

>>8452013
Not a fattie. I just get crazy hungry when drunk

>>8451633
im the one posting ugly butches in recent threads and that's not me, thanks for helping me though!

jesus christ you're an ugly lot

my gf is going to Denver pride today and i don't fly into the US for another couple of weeks, i'm sad because i've never been to a pride thing before. instead in britain it is too hot and humid, i have to work tonight and there isn't enough tegan and sara i can play in the cool dark with my curtains shut while i sweat to make today better. it is proper bollocks

I'm going fishing
>going to feed my gf

How's your weekend

>>8452115
>enjoying my Amerifat privileged central a/c
They have Pride every year, you'll get your fill of roasting in the sun and getting drunk in overcrowded clubs in no time. Ask your gf to take some photos for you.

What do you plan on doing about surnames if you get married?
Should the more fem or submissive partner take the other's name?
Would you double barrel it with both your names?
Or is there something else you'd do?

>>8452135
i asked her to grab me any free gay shit

>>8452156
My gf and I have talked about it but we haven't decided yet. Either we're going to keep our own surnames or go hyphenated with both. Our first names don't really go with the other's surnames.

>>8452175
I assume she has a festival there. They give away so much corporate gay shit these days, she'll be dragging bags of it home.

>>8452156
I don't know if I ever get married because I'd have to choose between my girlfriends. But surname would be my surmame.
>legalize polygamy!

>>8452156
I'm mexican and gf is dominican so double last names are normal.

>>8452156
>Should the more fem or submissive partner take the other's name?
Yes, obviously.

>>8452156
We kept our own surnames, but our kids will have my surname, becuase it's Danish.

>>8452156
i'm taking my gf's name, i hate my last name and it was changed to a cruel nickname in school, i'll be glad to see it go
my gf is more fem and i think sub but i would not saddle her with my name
double barrelling is for posh twunts in my country
no

respectively

>>8452178
i want a hat or something stupid stereotypical

>>8452213
Same

>>8450110
argentina

there's this real badass waterfall forest I'd like to see there and hike through

plus I wanna tango and lay on the beach after

>>8452234
same you're a mexican girl with dominican gf?

neat

ya'll get in arguments over spanish? Like not just in spanish but I tease her because she drops the 's' in everything and then she gets mad cause I make mexican style rice but then I get mad because when she does make just plain white rice she burns it a little on purpose.

>>8452230
Free hats are not a common thing but no worries, she'll have plenty of stereotypically gay things.

>>8451850
Please do it, and then report back. I'm interested.

>>8452156
We're keeping our names. Because my gf doesn't want a Spanish last name and I don't want a last name that actually is another first name.

>>8451850
You need to go, nothing bad is gonna happen and you'll have mad interesting stories to tell people afterwards.

>>8452156
I'd like to hyphenate our names. If my future wife turns out to have a really great name though, I might just steal it.

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My mom hates me and calls me occasionally just to remind me.

How do you deal with bed-death? It's been a pretty bad problem in all my long term relationships.

>>8452599
Stop sucking at sex.

>>8452599
Get a boyfriend, desu. It's called lesbian bed death for a reason.

>>8452599
It hasn't been a problem with me after I found I need to consider sexual chemistry and compatibility more in a gf. Then like any LTR, if you feel you aren't getting enough, try to flirt more, set up weekend date nights, offer a massage, you know, create a more romantic and sexual atmosphere.
Also, don't worry about the number of times you have sex compared to others. We're different than straight couples or gay men. We don't have it as often, but we go longer and have more orgasms and satisfying sex on average than straight women.

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>>8452617
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/heterosexual-women-orgasm-sex-less-other-demographics-lgbt-lesbian-gay-study-chapman-indiana-a7595181.html
>Heterosexual women orgasm less than any other demographic when having sex
>There's a huge gap between lesbian and straight women

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/straight-women-are-having-fewer-orgasms-than-everyone-else_us_58ac4be7e4b0a855d1d9c834
>The study, conducted by Chapman University, Indiana University and the Kinsey Institute, shows that the culprit for this orgasm disparity seems to be the lack of agency that straight women take over their own well-deserved pleasure
>and the lack of awareness that straight men have about pleasing their women partners.

http://elitedaily.com/dating/sex/science-confirms-straight-women-sex/1801939/
>Science Just Confirmed Every Straight Woman’s Struggle When Having Sex

http://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/stevens/ct-straight-women-fewest-orgasms-balancing-0223-20170223-column.html
>according to a new study whose title could be "Duh."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/science/straight-women-less-likely-orgasm-9911363
>Scientists reveal lesbians are MUCH more likely to orgasm during sex than straight women

>>8452599
>bed-death
Is it a meme? How's it even possible

>>8452599
Not sure, but five years on we're still going strong. We do both role play and location sex, but not religiously like some who're really into it as a fetish. Perhaps just keep experimenting, most often we just go at like we did when we first started dating so my best guess is that it just comes down to chemistry and perhaps just love over lust..

>>8452673
>Is it a meme
Yes it is. That anon is either a troll or terrible at sex.

>>8452604
chemical burn

>>8452213
>>8452234
>tfw dominican and no mexican gf

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>>8452704
>tfw mexican and no dominican gf

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>>8452734

>>8451809
What's the answer to this, anyway? 15 refugee bulls a week sounds like a lot.

>>8452769
14*13*12 I think. SWEDEN YES.

>>8452734
My crush is Mexican.

>>8451821
>cute frilly japanese and chinese lingerie
P-post pics

fucking skyrim
leave you alone for a minute and the laptop decides to restart
every time, only skyrim
fucking

>>8452937
>skyrim
>2017

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>>8452799
Tell us about your crush, anon

>>8452961
I'd play morrowind if I had the patience

>>8453029
But morrowind is top tier and skyrim is literally for children

Pillars of Eternity is the best cRPG in a long time. Prove me wrong.

>>8453062
This.

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My new apartment is so dreamy. When I awoke this morning I realized that I have a perfect view of the sky from my bed. I woke up refreshed and super relaxed and motivated, I even worked out later.

I still couldn't get ahold of my crush for a proper inauguration of my bed, though.

>>8453082
>I have a perfect view of the sky from my bed.
Pic?

>>8453063
Guess you are right, it's pretty good. I'm all hyped for part 2

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>>8453021
She's super cute and one of the prettiest girls I know; copper red hair, gorgeous hazel eyes, incredibly smart and talented.

>>8453062
>>8453064
yeh, but I'd have to download it
install it
download mods for it
then have the patience to play it without a gamepad
>or I can just save time and play with training wheels

>>8453088
A mexican with red hair and hazel eyes?

>>8453089
>not playing vanilla morrowind
You are a pervert aren't you

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>If money was no object, where would you go and what would you do with the girl of your dreams?
I'd go to canada and buy me and my gf a lot of games

>>8453092
dyed red and she's half white, if that clears things up. I'm paranoid someone who knows her is reading this haha. I don't wanna be exposed.

>>8453089
>download mods for it
>mods
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>8453092
I used to know a mexican redhead in highschool. They're pretty rare.

>>8453084
Not at the place right now, but I could probably take one for you tomorrow.

>>8453142
You're not a tranner are you?

>>8453082
What is your crush like anon
>>8453095
What games? Is it cheaper in Canada or something?

>>8453148
>replying to it

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>>8453063
too expensive, my broke ass can't afford it

>>8451720
There really is that much demand, Japan has a fuckton of English teaching positions. Seriously, check out how many different companies you see advertising 英会話 on the train when you go, and how many locations you see for those companies around town. Add high school/college and private company positions to that. It's also a job that you can get pretty easily without having any specific credentials (except maybe a degree, if you want to avoid the really sketchy schools) so it's what most people end up doing.

>>8451796
Not necessarily! But if you sign on with a specific company or program they will often provide orientation and have someone who kinda looks after you. Or you can ask your coworkers. I think a lot of English teaching positions have less of a support structure, so people turn to the internet with their questions.

>>8453104
>>8453093
The only time I had a vanilla playthrough was for the og xbox
>which I traded in a month later for the Buffy the Vampire Slayer and The Thing games
>still regret it

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>>8453151
My crush takes things for what they are, is communicative, and not afraid to speak her mind. She can be sassy and sarcastic and is great at rebuttals. She likes to read /lit/ tier books and play vidya, and has impeccable taste in everything.

>>8453104
>ever choosing not to mod an rpg when it's an option
Pleb.

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>>8453095
I want a pet duck. Do they make good pets?

>where would you go
I want to stay in the US, but I would like to live in a small, cozy mountain town somewhere in Montana.
>what would you do with the girl of your dreams
Live a happy life together ;_;

>>8453152
If he isn't a tranner I don't mind.

>>8453217
Ducks make good backyard pets. They don't lay as often as chickens but their eggs are bigger. You don't need a pond for backyard ducks, just a small collapsible swimming pool would work great. They're loyal pets and will run up to you as you're arriving home.

>>8453187
>/lit/ tier books
>has impeccable taste in everything

>>8453230
you forgot to mention what massive shitting machines they are

>>8453192

You are the very definition of pleb.

>>8453254
I like you anon
We should play vanillas together some time

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>>8453217
Ducks are okay. Goose are bad.

>>8453123
I actually know of a fair amount. But I'm in texas and there's a lot of cross german/irish mix with mexicans.

>>8448897
I don't know what Pokemon I have to trade but I'm always looking to battle. Let me know if you're still around

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>>8453273

>>8453285
howdy fellow Texan, where in Texas are you in?

>>8453285
White-Mexican girls are cute tbqh

>>8453288
Why are you here?

>>8453288
You can stay if you hate tranners too.

>>8453328
No he can't, fuck you.

>>8453273
Those birds make better guards than my dog.

>>8450370
I've gone to Japan but at that time I was trying to convince myself I was bi, so I didn't do anything lesbian. I remember seeing a pride flag or two while I was there but that's about it. Years later I would come to realize I'm not bi, make peace with it, and kick myself for refusing an invite to spend time with naked girls in a spring. My fiance still laughs at me for it.

>>8453238
Don't tell me you read YA, anon?
My crush actually studied Philosophy for a year.

>>8453416
>My crush actually studied Philosophy for a year.
But you said your crush was smart?

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>tfw I realize I'm a but'er face

It makes me so sad, like, I can't work out enough to fix my face and it doesn't matter if my arms are pretty if I'll never be.

>>8453361
Then you can fuck off.

>>8453458
Cosmetic surgery.
We have the technology to make you pretty.

>>8453437
>>8453088 here that had a smart crush, that's not me. I thought philosophy would be a smart person thing though?

>>8453474
I'm really poor.

>>8453458
How bad is your face? Crooked and asymmetrical bad, or just ugly?

>>8453480
Get a rich doctor or lawyer gf, of course.

>>8453398
>an invite to spend time with naked girls in a spring
>girls
I think you meant old ladies.

>>8453482
>advising a poor, ugly girl to get a rich doctor or lawyer gf
Why not just tell her to win the lottery while you're at it.

>>8453487
It's Japan, everyone goes to hot springs there, not just old ladies.

>>8453491
Then become one, duh.

>>8453494
In theory. In practice: old ladies everywhere.

>>8453497
She's really poor. How is she going to afford to go to school.

Well guys.. I've really gone and done it this time. I'm in love with my straight (I assume) best friend. I'm about to travel long distance to visit her and I'm terribly afraid she'll figure it out that I have feelings. It's all just very confusing to me. On one hand I really relate to her and value our friendship, but on the other I am so in love with her and want to get close. At this point I will have a gay romantic dream about her more than once a week. It's torture. She talks about dating men once and awhile, but at the same time the way she treats me makes me wonder if she might have feelings too. She even looks like the women I've dated in the past. Short hair, tomboyish dyke attitude yet still feminine. Ugh lesgen. What should I do?

>>8453487
The girls who invited me were late 20s, early 30s

>>8453482
It's not as bad as it could be, my siblings are all okay and my parents look nice in old pictures but it's just like the big nose, teeth, and kind of a weird chin.

It might be okay in slightly different proportions.

I had a lawyer GF once but she wasn't the buy me plastic surgery kind of person.

>>8453514
>short hair, tomboyish dyke
Bad taste, anon.

>>8453524
I know I'm a pleb but I can't help it. She's so confident and assertive and cool it makes my heart flutter. I'm the worst

>>8453514
>wasting time and money on straight girls
This won't end well, it never does.

>>8453530
What I did to get over my straight girl crush was realizing how creepy, weird, and unrealistic my feelings were. I spent months obsessing and pining after her, which I regret.

Don't put effort into any kind of relationship, even friendship like the one I had with my past crush, at a level higher than what the other person puts in. Because it's not worth it.

>>8453531
THIS Tbh

>>8453531
But I still would visit her even if I have no chance. She's my best friend.

Why do straight girls befriend lesbians. Don't they know we're gonna catch feelings.. it's not fair.

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My roommate's hot mom is staying with us.

She is like a less skinny, southern Judy Greer.

>>8453539
Good lord, this is such bullshit. I've had straight friends all my life and it's never been a problem because I don't see them as part of my dating pool. You have one good relationship with a woman who is madly in love with you and wants to fuck all the time, and you will never settle for some half-assed one sided crush again.

>>8453517
Yeah but you turned them down. I bet they would have changed into old ladies in the changing room.

>>8453547
>tfw you've never been in a loving relationship before

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>>8453555
>tfw no qt femme gf

>>8453551
They were in my tour group. I spent weeks with them. Think I would know if they were old. Sorry to burst your bubble

>>8453565
It was a joke sis.

my gf wants to do stuff with my butt, and bought an anal training buttplug kit to use on me. i've never really done anything with my butt before because it seems kinda pointless, as well as unsexy and bad dirty? i'm nervous, but also excited because shes normally very sub, its exciting the thought of her being more active and wanting to do stuff to me

>>8453733
Try buttlicking, it's kinda of filthy but also hot.

>>8453063
This. Great experience.

>>8453761
It's just filthy, you degenerate.

>>8453733
>>8453761
This is why I rarely post in these threads

>>8453780
It's not, I promise.

Find a nice girl who has a relatively clean butt and lick it.

>>8453551
Different anon here and I i'd be okay with that.

>>8453807
i like to eat her butt but i think i've had my mouth on every part of her so thats not a new thing, i mean its right there ya know? but i'm very cagey about my butt because i just don't think its a sexual thing? smack my ass, ok fine. but putting things in there or putting a mouth on that? no i'm gross thats gross, i have a perfectly decent pussy, the ass is pointless, my poops come from there. its not about butts in general, i'm ok with that. its because its my butt. it freaks me. its gross

>>8453962
You like to eat her butt, she's going to like eating yours.

It's not easy to get past butt related insecurities but you should try so that she can enjoy your butt in the same manner you enjoy hers.

>>8453962
And your urethra comes out in your vagina. So?

>>8453989
>>8453962
My gf is really into butts and her hands instantly wander to mine whenever we start up the lewds. During times she's particularly horny or I'm being a tease, she grabs onto it with much more force to the point it actually becomes painful. The good kind of pain, obviously.

>>8454036
what did she mean by this?

>>8454036
People get food poisoning from eating ass, not from eating pussy.

>>8454044
I ate my first ass when I was 16 and I'm 24 now and I've never had food poisoning.

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>>8454036
>your urethra comes out in your vagina
The urethra and vagina are separated.
>>8454044
>food poisoning from eating ass
>food poisoning

>lesbian science

>>8454043
>she

>>8454066
Didn't say it was common, just that it happens.

>>8454083
Please tell us how people get food poisoning from eating ass.

>>8454044
I just don't get it. I've never eaten ass and it just seems super degenerate.

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>>8454083
i've never got food poisoning but i eat my gf's ass mostly when we shower together or straight after. you've got to be timing appropriate

>>8454075
>'lesbian' science

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I NEED MORE LESBIAN FRIENDS

>>8454088
Fine. Food-poisoning-like symptoms caused by the same bacteria, but not using food as a vector.

>>8454096
To each their own.

>>8454110
Cleanliness is very important.

>>8454112
try getting out of eastern yurop

>>8454120
The term you are looking for is fecal-oral diseases.

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>>8454132
I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA ANON

>>8454112
Join the discord.

>>8454152
Cali is filled with homos. How is it that you are having trouble finding lesbian friends there?

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>>8454153
I have one

>>8454152
why you got such 3rd world memes then

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>>8454166
They all live in norcal, I live in socal and it's mostly homosexual men where I live. I only have gay friends.

>>8454168
Are you already in the clg discord? You should join if you haven't.

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>>8454175
You know that isn't a 3rd world meme anon, you know it isn't.

>>8454179
i'm sorry but it fucking is

>>8454189
Are you the only person here?!

>>8454176
my hometown had no lesbians but when i moved to my gf's town its chock full of lesbians in plaid and trucker caps walking around hand in hand. its lesbosmosis. you need to get moving

I always have really stiff shoulders and my friend has suggested I go and get a (semi)-professional massage.
Has anyone here gotten one and can recommend it? How high are the chances of me pulling a McBurger and scoring my very own Asian there?

>>8454112
I'll be your lesbian friend, anon. I don't have any irl lesbian friends. I only have one online. I'm lonely af.

>>8454203
i'm not a person i'm a cat, and i'm judging your cat memes hard

>>8454233
COOL BE MY LESBIAN FRIEND

>>8454240

This is reverse speciesism

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>>8454253
Why are you yelling at me?

>>8454257
no it isn't i am judging you based on your lack of merit, humans with quality cat memes receive only normal levels of cat judgment

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>>8454240
I thought I was the only cat here.

>>8454278
shit so did i

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>>8454260
I'm sorry !!!

>>8454176
>socal
There's a million qt femme lesbians in LA. How are you not finding friends? Everywhere is more gay guys, that's nothing new.

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>>8454267
>>8454278

Lesbian cats ????!

>>8454320
How can you get more lesbian than cats?

>>8454319
I live next to riverside in the middle of no where. I don't have a car yet either so I can't go to any lesbian bars. I also don't wanna go to a bar alone and I don't wanna take a straight friend with me.

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>>8454315
It's okay. It just startled me a bit.

>>8454320
Yes. This is clg.
>Cat Lesbians General

>>8454343
holy shit we're all cats here?

>>8454331
>60 miles from LA
Well yeah, you can't get anywhere in soCal without a car. Are you underage or something? You should be able to find lots of girls on dating apps in that general area though.

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>>8454350
Indeed we are.

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>>8454338

So what up?

>>8454350
Only the ones with pussies.