Cis LesGen

Why didn't the tranny posting make the recent news?

Favorite obscure drink? I like pineapple juice.

>>8444707
Oh do you...

>>8444703
For all that she loves contributing to it, OP doesn't like mentioning it afterwards.

>>8444703
>Why isn't my shitposting featured???
Kill yourself, you useless retarded male.

>>8444721
I started this thread and I'm a very chill girl. I wish anons didn't fall so often for bait. I'm not going to lecture about it, so that's that.

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I'm moving into my new apartment tomorrow, /clg/. I'm so hype.
[nospoiler]Now if only my crush would respond and I could invite her to a private housewarming party. [/nospoiler]

>>8444771
Congrats, nothing better than nice private digs.

>>8444786
Oh, I've had a few private digs before. Wasn't satisfied with my current place though and initially just rented it because I needed somewhere to stay quickly, so I'm glad I can finally move to a place I'll enjoy living in.

>>8444721
I don't make threads as often. That pic doesn't match my aesthetic tastes.

>>8444679
Me: intelligent, introverted idealist
My gf: witty, sexy, best friend
My preciousssses: family, gf, my many hobbies
Team One True Love for Life

>>8444751
when i see posts like this i feel a little bad about openly trannerposting...

my gf: classy, smart, she can fix her own car, she cooks well, can do computer stuff, shes got interests in p much everything, shes gorgeous and i think used to model a bit, and she used to be way sporty. she dresses more confidently, has a great career, her hair and makeup are always on point, she's wildly enthusiastic and passionate, she has no unsightly hair or gets ingrowns. shes perfect
her best skill: writing code and learning new languages in days

me: dumb, dorky, maternal, broody but basically infertile, high cancer risk and unpredictable periods, gigglesnort laugh, puns, great at cooking unhealthy messy food, shitty job, gradually getting fat, ugly weird face, scabs on my legs from picking out hairs, slobby, messy, with the same beauty regime for the last 15 years, an unattractive mix of crybaby and cynical, functionally useless, edgy undercut, bad teeth due to british, snapbacks, hi-tops, bad dyke stereotype
my best skill: i can eat a 2000 calorie pizza in one sitting, garlic cheese stuffed crust, garlic dip, and then eat a serves 6 family sized tiramisu an hour later

why is she with me. i love her with all my heart and soul, she loves me right back, we fell so hard for each other when we met. we've been together almost two years and we're getting married in a month and a half. goddamn tho she is way out of my league. i lucked out (licked out?) and i know it. she took my V card and everything.

anyone know this feel? happiness but feeling not deserving of it?

>Anons prefer long hair
I made it! Decided to keep it long and grow it out.

>>8444679
How many dikes are bi

>>8444826
God, I hate it when people describe themselves as intelligent!
If you actually were intelligent you would know that you're not intelligent.
- paraphrasing Aristotle

>>8444912
u can't be a dyke and bi. you can be bi and bi tho.

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>>8444915
I have a 200 IQ.

>>8444887
Congrats anon. You sound cute together.

>>8444915
That's what my gf thinks. She said beautiful too, but I didn't feel comfortable with it so I used introverted instead.

>>8444915
>If you actually were intelligent you would know that you're not intelligent.
>- paraphrasing Aristotle
Lol that's fucking stupid. Pseudo insightful tripe. If it's actually true, make an argument for it rather than just "lol a philosopher said it"

>>8444915
I just find it confusing because it gets used so broadly.

>>8444941
What makes you so intelligent?
Well, I mean, what makes your gf think you are intelligent?

>>8444915
You sound fucking stupid.

>>8444928
Come on friend, you could have at least tried a more believable number. Or a funny one.

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>>8444887
>can eat a 2000 calorie pizza in one sitting, garlic cheese stuffed crust, garlic dip, and then eat a serves 6 family sized tiramisu an hour later

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I am heterosexual male, and I regularly post in this general pretending to be one of you. How does that make you feel?

>>8444978
I haven't felt anything in years

>>8444961
>2 digits IQ anon got triggered
There we go.

>>8444982
I think they were just asking for elaboration anon... "intelligent" doesn't really tell you much.

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>>8444928
If you actually had a 200 IQ you would know they don't go that high.
But, sure, keep telling yourself you're smart if it makes you feel better.

>>8444887
Jesus Christ, could you sound anymore disgusting and unappealing if you tried harder?

>>8444985
Who cares? Ask yourself why you're still a virgin instead, that'd be more productive and useful.

>>8444961
I'm not sure why you're so interested over a simple description of intelligence. It's not as I stated I was a genius. I have an MBA and a successful career in consulting where people pay me very well to lead their multi-million dollar projects. It's assumed no one would hire a moron for the job.

>>8444994
Yeah! Fuck curiosity! Go bang some hoes!!

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>>8444970
>>8444988
>what is sarcasm

>>8444989
mmmmm, probably.
should i talk about how i look naked?

>>8445011
yes

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>>8445003
>people pay me very well to lead their multi-million dollar projects

that must be why you're spending your day telling people how smart you are on a children's image board.

give it a rest and get back to your high profile clients, Alexis.

>>8445003
>It's assumed no one would hire a moron for the job.
d/a, but that actually happens quite frequently. I'm not doubting your intellect, just pointing that out.

>>8444978
Tell me friend, what do you think about the tranners?

>>8444989
i'm still happy with life and in a wonderful relationship though, even if i am disgusting. i'm not that bad desu its just easier to list negatives when you feel undeserving and an imposter?

>>8444887
Get your fucking shit together. Clean your room. Do it for your gf. Start exercising and eating healthy. Most of what you listed can be changed for the better. Stop being such a self-pitying faggot.

>>8445017
I was raised by my family to answer people's questions. I don't think it's an exceptional thing at all to be intelligent, I really have no idea why it matters so much to you.
>>8445020
They don't last long.

>>8445003
I'm >>8444958 and I think it's interesting because people use the word for really different skills. Problem-solving, humor, memorization. Even if you just restrict it to something like "problem-solving" there are so many different types of problems people can be good and bad at.

>>8445017
And what is the reason why you're so bitter over an anonymous person making an innocent comment about their intelligence on 4chan? Dropped out of high school? Girls make fun of you for being slow and weird? Is that why you're spending your days raging at random people on 4chan, Timmy?

>>8445010
Dumb people don't understand sarcasm, anon.

>>8445004
Kek you couldn't even fuck curiosity, faggot.

>>8445040
>They don't last long.
I'm slightly surprised that you'd make that kind of claim.

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>>8444688
Here. Switch it up, or you can go back to the old one.

>>8445065
But nobody is surprised that you'd make another nonsensical comment.

>>8445010
>>8445053
Would that post actually classify as sarcasm? Doesn't there have to be more to sarcasm than simply stating an untrue fact?

>>8444679
>>What are three qualities that you like about yourself or most define who you are?
hmm, idk. I think that i'm both an idealist and a realist, but i like that i can in many ways be "two things" at once. I like that i have some skill and talent in something I care about... idk i guess i'm sort of cute.
my life is shit right now though, and i hate myself for letting it get like this though, lol

>What are the three best things you like in your ideal gf/crush/actual gf?
well, in my crush, i like that she's tall, she knows what she wants and has goals, and that she's actually working on her goals.
idk if i'll ever get with her though, but its nice being her friend.

my ideal is about the same really, i could add that they would help support me and i would do the same (in the emotional sense basically)

>What are the three most important things in life to you?
hmm. Free-will/autonomy, security....idk relationships i guess

>Bonus: Team Free Love or Team One True Love?
one true love i guess?
idk what is the difference? i believe in monogamy for sure.

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>>8445038
i'm clean and tidy and my job keeps me active so i don't get too fat. no self pity, friend, its more kinda gormless 'how did this happen i don't understand shes a goddess and im very average??'. also i will never eat healthy, you can't send me back to anorexia working out to the point of starvation, if i want to sit and go through a pint of ice cream in one go i fucking will, you're not my mom you queef eating ghoul

>>8445073
Yep you're proving that second post right.

hey since we're talking about IQ, whats everyones IQ and personality type??

http://test.mensa.no/

https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test

>>8445075
It's a play on the theme of threesomes I think. So poly-anon's team.

>>8445080
>I will never eat healthy, you can't send me back to anorexia
Damn you're a complete moron. Don't worry your gf will eventually do much better, it's not like it's gonna be hard.

>>8445080
Is that your gf? She's sexy.
But it sounded like you were getting fat. You don't need to be anorexic to be healthy. Just go to the gym and be more active. It will help your mental health too.

>>8445071
Huh? I really am surprised though. Everyone I know who has worked on large projects (multi-million or billion) has had at least one or two peers who they consider incompetent but somehow keep running into.

>>8445080
Go ask your gf why she loves you and report back. I wanna see if you're one of those girls who is terrible insecure about herself. Gaps aren't unusual but not at that Beauty and the Beast level.
>>8445086
Always an INTP
Can't be bothered to take another IQ test. It's usually somewhere between 130 and 150 for those online ones.
>>8445102
They don't make it to leads and last long. The weight of the success or failures are squarely on your shoulders and clients and your company's partners are not forgiving of failures.

>>8445098
thanks, i've been thinking about it, and do things with her. i have an issue of getting obsessive when i do things myself and it leads to problems, but when we share things together i'm better at finding a healthy balance. thats not her btw, my gf is fem, thats actually a pic i chose because she looks like me a couple of years ago (when i was 20lbs lighter). my current nape undercut and high ponytail is feeling stale, i've been tempted to get hair like that again. i've become a pinterest bitch for collecting very butch styles that i could never have the confidence to really pull off, but i don't wanna try anything too radical i may regret with the wedding right around the corner.

>>8445096
no wedding invite for you.

>>8445120
copied her (we're on message together rn)
I love you because youre one of the most amazing human beings Ive ever met and on top of that our interests have such overlap that it feels like everyday with you is a mutual adventure through life. My career and drive has blunted my ability to emotion right and you manage it and make it way better. I feel like a complete person with you. I feel like youre my complete partner. Together we have virtually no weak points. Youre kind, attentive, caring, and loving. Even when I cant love myself.
Youre my perfect everything ^^

she love me because basically its not whats on the outside that counts, its how much you can fit inside :')

>>8445237
It wasn't only your outside you were critiquing harshly, but also your personality. Seems as though as I was right, you're one of those girls who should work on her confidence and get a more balanced perspective on herself.

>>8445199
Seriously don't let yourself go. Take care of yourself. Not just for beauty but you will feel better. Watch some inspiring youtube videos. Meditate a little.

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>>8445086

>>8445237
>copied her (we're on message together rn)
CUTE

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>tfw no gf

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>>8445086
tfw last time I took an iq test I got 125 and was happy with myself for it, but I'm scared to take another because I feel like I'm dumber lately

I also get different results for personality tests every time I take them. I think it just really depends on my mood.

>>8445365
i will be ur gf anon if u have low standards

>>8445368
Take the tests then post results.
I'm curious to see what anons here get.

>>8445368
>I think it just really depends on my mood.
Try to think of how the question would apply to you overall, not just in the moment. For example, my self-esteem has been in the fucking pits over the past few weeks (so I'd click "strongly disagree" to the question "You feel superior to other people" going by that), but generally it isn't that bad (I'm going to click slight disagreement).

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if i'm so smart then why is my life a back of crap right now?

>>8445368
>>8445428
>taking online IQ tests
subpar IQs detected

>>8445467
I was talking about the MBTI test, you absolute dinglefuck, not the IQ one.

>>8445452
protip: 119 is barely above average and online tests aren't accurate anyway.
they make them easy so you'll tell your friends about them and they'll get more cllicks.
nobody is going to promote a site that tells them their IQ is 83

>>8445086
I liked that mensa test! I have really fond (but fuzzy) memories of the shape/pattern puzzles from when I got tested as a kid. Sadly I got a much lower score than I did back then, oh dear.

I hate personality tests though, I always feel that the questions are too vague.

At what age.does it become weird to refer to yourself as a girl rather than a woman? I'm 25 and I don't really like calling myself or being called a girl anymore. I'm an adult woman. Anyone else relate?

>>8445505
I think 15 is the age when girls become women.
In fact they have a special ceremony called a bat mitzvah or a quinceneara or a debutante's coming out where they let the world know she's a woman now.
So 25 is definitely woman age.

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>>8445086
121, INFP-A.

>>8445505
I'm the other way around: 29 years old here, yet I still cringe inwardly when people refer to me as a woman. Girl, young lady, young woman, chick, female, miss, all fine - but "woman" or "ma'am", nnnope.

>>8445540
>Girl, young lady, young woman, chick, female, miss, all fine - but "woman" or "ma'am", nnnope.
I have a friend like that too. Idgi.

>>8445505
Some girls are mature enough to be women by teenagerhood.

Some girls don't reach that point until they're 35, it's a very variable process.

>>8445478
o-oh.... ):

>>8444679
>What are three qualities that you like about yourself or most define who you are?
Ambitious, creative and problem solving.

>What are the three best things you like in your ideal gf/crush/actual gf?
Independence, ambition and fearlessness.

>What are the three most important things in life to you?
Inspiration, career/success and self-acceptance.

>Bonus: Team Free Love or Team One True Love?
Team One True Love.

>>8445086
132
INFJ

Can I pretend I'm special now?

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Tried getting someone back something casual after rejecting them for overstepping boundaries and them being unable to care for my needs. Shit did not pan out as I had hoped but maybe this is for the best. I know nobody is going to be as attentive as I was at least sexually.

I'm going to focus on monogamy and growing out my hair somewhat..

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>>8446186
>going to focus on monogamy and growing out my hair
I'm glad you've got your priorities straight at last, you whore

>>8446195
Bruh, at least act like you don't have a penis. If you have a vagina or a neo-vagina please tone down your autism.

>>8444978
I am doing this too

>>8445028
I don't like them, I wish they would leave you gals alone, it makes for shitty threads

>>8445003
>MBA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA that is literally the primary path for unintelligent people to still achieve financial success

How did you come out to your family?
Did parents and siblings take it well??

>>8445080
Now that's a qt.

>>8446237

my family are basically SJWs but I don't want to come out to them because I know they'd run around telling everyone about it and I can't cope with the attention

>>8446237
I didn't come out because my mom is old and hardcore christian, so she probably won't speak to me ever again after that

>>8445086
117
INFP
I'm bad at these kinds of tests.

>>8446325
>>8446329
trade parents

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>>8446226
>fucking retards, choosing to be financially successful
Kek.

>>8445080
Fuck all that noise. She is cute af.

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>>8445086
INTP-A

>>8446413
Separate the pay for men and women. The pay gap varies between careers.

>>8446490
I can't pull stats that don't exist out of my ass. You find a list.

>>8446226
>being this retarded
Wew

>>8444887
THROW AWAY THE FUCKING SNAPBACKS AND HI-TOPS
Absolutely disgusting

>>8445011
Absolutely fucking not

>>8446325
fuck you for that my parents are conservative muslims

>>8446237
I was 17, in the middle of an argument with my parents (Irish-Catholic hardcores) and blurted it out. They threw me out and haven't seen them in 26 years.

>>8446237
I stressed about it for like, four months before coming out
mom had her typical high anxiety meltdo
>"boys are going to see it as a challenge, you're going to get raped, our house will get vandalized"
brother thought I was just trying to hurt mom and get attention
Dad didn't give a shit
>"don't worry about it, you know how your mom gets, so long as you're happy"

>>8446619
Boo hoo?

So what, because you have it bad nobody else can?

>>8446237
I told my brother when I was 15 and he kept it a secret until I was 18 and told them myself. I remember my mom telling me that if I was gay, that she'd be ok with it. I don't think I ever actually "came out" I just sort of hinted and clued for a while until all I really had to do was confirm it. We were driving home. I cried afterwards.
She told my dad later and he was fine with it too. He and my brother make jokes about it to wind me up.

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>>8445086
Last time I took a professional IQ test, I scored at 128.
My MBTI is ENTJ master race.

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>>8446237
Yes, my gf and I were among the first to visit my nephew when he was born last year. Coincidentally, he's born on the same day as my gf. So my brother and I were joking that it must have been fate to give us a fighting chance to remember their birthdays (we both suck at things like that).
See >>8443502 and image on coming out.

>>8446237
I was dragged out kicking and screaming.
I was outted. I told ONE girl at school that i was in love with her. ONE. By the second day everyone in school knew. Got home freaked about everyone knowing. Then the calls started coming in of girls who knew i was gay an where waiting for me to come out. Dad wonders why all these girls are calling me (the time b4 cellphones) he picks up the other line to hear this girl profess her love to me. My dad shits a chicken. Kicks me out at 16 i dont talk to him for something like 5 years.

>>8446732
>all those girls willing to out themselves for you
>all those girls mistakening your father's voice for yours
Top kek

>>8446759
No you doof. I was already talking to the girl on the phone. He picked up a phone in another room and heard our conversation.

>>8446732
Your life like a big dyke stereotype. Damn.

>>8446732
Your fictions are really bad, please try harder.

>>8446776
Yeah. Pretty much...

>>8446777
I don't understand what you're saying.

>>8446732
Serves you right if true.

>>8446785
Of course you don't understand.

>>8446785
We've seen what you look like. But I give you the benefit of a doubt, may you went way downhill after that.

>>8446788
What the hell did i do?? I didn't even want to come out.

>>8446785
Do you want to be normal?

>>8446792
Im sorry i can't understand what you're saying...


.
>>8446794
Honey that wasn't the issue. I used to preach. My oldest brother and gma are pastors my parents are ushers. And supposedly i was going to be a great voice for "god" my looks had nothing to do with it. I was the only girl.

>>8446810
So what are you saying? Girls were confessing to you because of your god-voice? What kind of weird alternative world do you live in, S, where girls call up and confess to short, stout butches?

>>8446823
Meh. Once upon a time i had the cheerleader ponytail.
Get this i also used to be a cheerleader.

>>8446662
Exactly

>>8446794
Post pics of S please?

>>8446850
She's fat, short and ugly. typical dyke. nothing interesting

>>8446850
I look like a dyke. And it was a long time ago. Doesn't matter now. Now i just look like your run of the mill butch.

>>8446861
Do you have gf?

>>8446872
Noooo.
Y?

>>8446850
Lurk more, newfag.

>>8446880
I'm sorry... Just wonder can ugly dyke get a gf

>>8446887
Of course not. Whats your point?

How can I flirt with older women?

>>8446887
Possibly, if they have other things going for them or low standards.

>>8446892
Just flirt. Nothing wrong with flirting.
And older folk are usually flaterd by it.

>>8446810
Take your meds already, you freak. You're having an episode again.

>>8446907
Im sorry i cant read your writing

I really sorry for S. She looks poor as fuck.

>>8446921
Yup! What ever helps you sleep boo boo

>>8446903

I'm so worried of saying something that'll offend them. I really do find older women attractive.

Do any of you anons know how to tell if an older women is a lesbian or interested in women?

>>8446892
For most of my life I was attracted to older women but was hesitant to approach them. Finally started and it worked well.

But... older women are more on the ball. They will tell you almost immediately whether or not they are interested. There's very little dancing around.

>>8446957
How much older are we talking? Why do you find them attractive?

>>8446957
I wish I did. The closest I've really come to flirting with an older woman was when I made casual chit chat with a late 30 something about her jewellery and then another time when I tried to get a similar woman to come to a nightclub I was working at. Neither of them really seemed interested in me.

I don't even really know where to look. I've tried my city's gay clubs and pickings are slim at the best of times.

>>8446971
Damn, you bitches have no game. Forget about older women, try to aim for younger, you'll probably have better luck impressing them.

>>8446958

Pretty much the same. Even when I was younger I always thought older women were really beautiful.

Hm, I probably prefer a straight answer anyway. Rather than having to take hints.

>>8446960

In their 40's. I don't know anon I can't explain it.

>>8446971

You're so brave anon. I don't blame you though older lesbians are hard to come by.

Biscum memes aside, am I a cuck if I marry a single mom? My gf has a one year old daughter and I think it would be really cool to marry her and become a family.

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>>8447080
>I think doing something would be really cool but I need 4chan's opinion first

>>8447080

Date the milf

>>8447086
I'm not asking permission. We've only been together for 8 months, so I'm not popping the question yet, I just wanted done feedback on why it is or isn't a good idea.

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>>8446614
no

>>8447080
>am I a cuck if I marry
Yes.

>>8446237
i literally didn't need to. my grandma was letting my gay cousin stay over at ours after an incident and she turned and said to me, "oh your relative is coming over-- he's gay! like you!" and my eleven y.o brain imploded

they KNEW.

>>8447223
Were you very GNC or something?

>>8447223
I feel like my parents just figured it out on their own.

>>8447229
oh yeah. i was a tomboy. back then, when it was in fashion, i went for the andro emo boy look. got my first gf a year or two later. i'm much more femme nowadays.

>>8446960
For me it was 40's and 50's. Dated a 52-year old when I was 25 and a 41-year old when I was 26.

Mommy issues... plain and simple.

>>8447238
How tomboy? Like short hair, and boys clothes and never playing with the girls?

How did you "know" you were lesbian and were you ever confused?

>>8447296
No I was never confused, I know because I like girls and never been attracted to men.

>>8446237
Never did, never needed to. I was openly together with my first girlfriend when I was 13, no one in my family questioned it.

>>8447296
I was confused about my feelings and why I was attracted to girls when all my friends were attracted to boys. I didn't know anyone who had the same "problem" It wasn't until I saw a TV program and they talked about lesbians before I fully understood.

>>8447296
I just kinda accepted it by the time i was eating my first gf's pussy at 16 while she was playing with mine.
I was really confused at first,thought i liked guys only,repressed any attraction toward girls,then realized i was uncomfortable being in a relationship with duders and didn't want to get the dick ever. Initially thought I was biscum but then the more it went the more I got attracted to other girls only.
Now I'm 19 and just don't see myself waking up to another man in my bed in the morning.
It was a wild ride but I figured it out in the end.

Why is lesbian sex so much more sensual than hetsex?

>>8447321
it is? how?

t. has never had any sex

>>8447296
I was attracted to girls since I was young, like 6. Once I heard the word bi in middle school, I convinced myself that's what I was, despite the fact that I couldn't stand boys and never did anything with any of them. Went full depression fueled repression mode in high school and partly through college but then finally accepted that I was a lesbian.

>>8447321
Bishit fuck off

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Post cute /clg/ anons

>>8447321
I find lesbian sex difficult. I don't want to try it with males but I always imagine it's much easier. You can just get it done quickly if you want.

It's a hassle to shave everything, I assume it is different in het relationships.

>>8447428
>>8447442
Not clg anons.

Nothing.

I hate myself, I wish I had never been born, being labeled as a "lesbian" and knowing it's true makes me come closer each day to offing myself.

I know what I'm doing is unnatural and twisted and most of society is justified in hating me for it. I don't know how the rest of you manage to keep the self-hate deep in your souls so buried that you can pretend to be okay with your own existence but I can't hide mine anymore.

I'm just too much of a coward to actually do it and take myself out of this world.

>tfw apparently a bob is considered a typical bisexual haircut
Fuck
Now I have to wait until it grows long and tie it up in the meanwhile

>>8447447
Het/bi girls shave too.

>>8447389
you guys call anything bishit, no need to be so buttfrustrated ya dyke i'm not even bi

>>8447447
seconding, never had sex with a guy nor do i wish to but heterosexual sex sounds easier. Though I think most girls shave in het relationships? Because boys think girl's body hair is gross or they just feel ashamed of it

speaking of >>8447496 why is everyone here so quick to call someone a tranny/bislut-shit-scum on here? why so much sodium?

>>8447502
It's how /clg/ rolls

>>8447484
aww but bobs are qt, no one will care irl

>>8447471
They are though

>>8447483
Being gay sucks desu

>>8447502

Every homosexual inherently feels a level of self-loathing and a desire to harm themselves that they cope with by projecting it onto others.

>>8447509
One is a tranner and the other one is some random.
The only legit one is that haha anon pic.

>>8447483
>>8447509
What's the big deal about being gay? It's not bad, just a little inconvenient at worst.

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>>8447509
Well, I guess that's how it is since a long time so you're not wrong. I just find that redundant.

>>8447513
Heh. I apparently don't.
It reminds me of those heterosexual men that yell "fag" for nothing or say "no homo" to protect their fragile heterosexuality. That or turning it into a competition on who's the gayest goldstar mcdyke of them all. I mean, we all like pussy here you're no special snowflakes, just chill already.

>>8447502
Because nothing is more detestful.

>>8447447
Of course being straight in almost every way is easier. It's also why bis are mostly with males too. But if you're a lesbian, why bother thinking about it. You might as well wonder about living easy as a cat, it's equally meaningless.
>>8447483
>self-hate
I grew out of that in my teens. I can't remember the last time I even thought anything was in anyway "unnatural" about myself. But you know, being out and seeing that many people accept it without a thought, alleviates any strange, morose ideas.
>>8447484
How is it possible to come up with this idea when every doctor's office and every hair salon has women's magazines that feature lots of straight women with bob haircuts? I wish I understand where you girls come up with these crazy ideas, because they make no sense.

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>>8447483
If you're gonna kill yourself someday anyway, can you help me stop being a kv? Who knows, maybe we'll fall in love and you become happy about being a lesbian

>>8447534
Aw I thought they were all legit anons. I actually posted my pic here thinking others were doing so too :/

>>8447540
hmm, confusion and isolation when I was questioning. My parents are gonna be disappointed in me when they find out. Rumors were spread about me being weird and creepy in high school. Every girl I've been in love with is straight. Small dating pool. Tfw no gf life, basically. At least with bi, you can still be normal and be with a guy.

>>8447570
let me join
t. kh virgin

>>8447544
It's all in good fun honestly.

>>8447570
Oh, I can help you with that if you want.
We would be doing each other a favor.

>>8447502
I mean it was someone comparing homosex to straight implying they've had straight sex implying bisexuality

So duh.

>>8447573
How new are you to believe pics posted here are legit? It's easy to manipulate a pics name to make it seem legit.
We also have a timestamp rule. No timestamp = fake.
Haha anon later on posted her jacket and shoes with a timestamp so we know that she is real.

>>8447483
Must suck to be you..

>>8447496
>>8447447
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/study-straight-women-are-having-fewer-orgasms-because-of-their-useless-partners

>>8447588
I can't believe strangers on the internet would just lie like that

>>8447619
Trolling on my 4chan??

>>8447573
>>8447578
>Anons willing to help me stop being a kissless virgin

LONDON?

>>8447642
No, benis

I just got a job offer with 72k starting salary!
>praise kek for engineering jobs

>>8447720
Congrats, anon. Now you can afford to take girls out on nice dates.

>>8447720
I wish I were smart enough to do engineering. Instead I'm doing bio :/

>>8447720
You see kids, this is why you go to school

>>8447720
are you qt? is it true that all engineers are nerds?

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>>8446850

>>8444679
>Cis Lesbian General
Why are you calling yourself cis? You know thats a derogatory term invented by trans people, right?

>>8445003
>It's assumed no one would hire a moron for the job.
You are stupid

>>8447773
Cis isn't derogatory, it's how trans women refer to their superiors.

>>8447773
without denoting cis, the tranners come. i like being proud ID-ing with a terms like cis. they hate me because they ain't me. btw you can't call it 'normal lesbian general' tho because 4chan is for social rejects who got bullied in school and became cynical assholes who love projecting. like me. clg is the best gen

>>8447808
>because 4chan is for social rejects who got bullied in school and became cynical assholes who love projecting
this Tb

>>8447788
Kek

>>8447642
No, burgerland.

>>8447847
It's a meme senpai

>>8447624
Impossible. Trolling on 4chan is prohibited and punishable by death.

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>>8447767
trolls gotta troll

>>8447850
I know. It's from a /fit/izen asking a "grill" if she was in London.

>>8447863
Duuuuuh. How gullible are you that you need to point out obvious shit?

>>8447788
no, we refer to our superiors as men

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>>8447573
>I actually posted my pic here thinking others were doing so too :/
Dumbass.

>>8447917
>beta men referring to other men as their superiors
Sounds about right

>>8447767
gf of my dreams

>>8447730
Thank you anony! I might even ask you out!
>>8447735
I intend to work for a few years, get experience and then go get an MBA
>>8447739
Exactly.
>>8447760
I'm a nerdy femme or something like that? I mean I wear skirts and keep my hair in ponytail but I've always been a reader. I was bullied in school because of that
>though reading did pay off

>>8447936
>keep my hair in ponytail
:(

>>8447788
I rather be referred to as " Her Majesty"

>>8444771
There's a bar near my new place that has a sign outside, which reads "pucci".
I find it all the more suspicious since there are two "massage parlours" right next to it.

>>8447947
What? It's simple and cute!

>>8447936
>I've always been a reader. I was bullied in school because of that
Wot. I thought that didn't happen anymore since harry potter and twilight and shit became cool.

>>8447484
Some of you are so fucking retarded, how do you even function in real life?

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>tfw no dominant, non-autistic gf

>>8447947
>not keeping hair up and out of the way

>>8447965
Wasn't the only reason, just one of the reasons I was picked on.

>>8447974
Ponytails are beta-male bait, anony. In my experience, they're really attracted to it. Did you get a lot of unwanted attention in school?

>tfw no dominant, non-autistic, non-butch gf

>>8447936
You're really brave to have studied so many years.
I'm jelly but happy for you. Go and live the life anon!

>>8447992
>living your life according to the desires of beta males
>thinking beta males won't manage to be attracted to you even if you have a buzz cut

>>8447923
This.

>>8447949
That reminds me that you can assign how they address you on your mail at the post office. Id choose "her excellency"

>>8447992
>omg dont wear ponytails because men-
Nobody fucking cares, you absolute autist.

>>8447998
Thank you, nice anony! But I don't intend to stop here at all. I want a good career and become a boss lady one day.
>then I'd hire unemployed /clg girls as my assistants

>>8447989
Oh OK, carry on then.

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>>8447963
Agreed.
>>8447992
What, alpha-male attention is somehow better? Just reject them all, it's not hard.

>>8447923
i guess that's true...

>>8448014
That sounds really nice. I hope you succeed, you sound like a sweet person.
>tfw chronic fatigue and aspie so having trouble finding work/couldnt even finish high school due to health problems
I-I'll do my best too! Even if I'm a loser.


So, what are all of you gals up to, today? I just finished watering my flowers and it has been a pleasant day so far

>>8448073
Laundry and video games
no plans other than maybe a store run for junk

>>8448073
standard friday of going to the store super early and waking my gf up with coffee before work.i bought some 'aged piquante provolone' but it smelled like vomit so i lobbed it into the store's parking lot and ran away clutching my mangoes giggling like a complete idiot. brought my boo iced macchiatos and woke her up biting her ear. apparently shes having a great day at work learning node? so i did my part setting her up for the day ^^

>>8448016
I will
>>8448021
This anon here knows the truth about ponytails
>>8448073
Protip: learn coding. Do open source projects and present them to employers. when you apply. Coding jobs don't always require a CS degree.

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>>8448073
Same thing I do every weekday: working and shitposting.

>>8448102
You reminded me I should get my butt to the store to get some veggies (and ice cream because it's summer and i'm still a kiddo when it comes to sweet things)

>>8448112
Aw haha

>>8448115
Oh,that's a good idea! Too bad I succ at that but you made me think I should consider jobs that let you stay at home or something. I don't wanna sit around doing nothing all day that would make me crazy to know i would be leeching my family.

>tfw thought about getting a sugar mommy
>tfw way too nervous about giving any "sugar" anyway

>>8448149
Seriously, get useful skills and you'll be employed in no time. Lots of CS grads are basically useless piles of cells and I've seen passionate self learned coders doing wonderful things and having good careers.

>>8448112
>i bought some 'aged piquante provolone' but it smelled like vomit so i lobbed it into the store's parking lot
Why the fuck did you buy it then? Why the fuck did you not at least throw it in a bin? Jesus fucking Christ I hate children.

>>8448073
Currently working (from home). My back hurts a lot today so haven't done much but watch stuff on Youtube and answer emails (my job).

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Ate these expensive pancakes for breakfast today.

>>8447920
I fell for the meme

>>8448164
Will do!
I'm trying to learn more languages. I learned english all by myself and now I'm trying to learn some german,chinese and japanese because i'm a weeb

>>8447096
It's a good idea if you guys are around the same age

>>8448149
I might even go into work tonight
>just to tease them, because I don't work tonight

>>8448200
What's your native language?

>>8448177
i thought it would be nice cheese but it wasn't? jeez you're so unfun, throw yourself in the bin you british fun hater. i bet you've never even spun slices of american cheese into a ceiling fan

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>>8448134
>楽しい
>pleasant
>this image
I'm confused, but that's quality shitpost there.

>>8448180
Keep up the good job anon. Don't forget to take a break for your back eventually,sitting too long isn't good for it iirc

Take care of yourselves in general, /clg/.
Don't forget to eat,hydrate yourself,sleep enough and take your medication.

>>8448073
Today my cat ate a wasp and I thought he was going to die, but fortunately nothing happened. Hours passed and I'm still shit scared tho

>>8448205
Fronch

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>>8448224
Thank you, anon, you're so sweet! I hope you have a great weekend!

>>8448224
this picture and title makes my heart melt and I don't know why but I on verge of tears

>>8448221
>unfun
This is always what irresponsible fuckers say when you call them on their inconsiderate bullshit. Have some fucking consideration for others you leaking hemorrhoid.

>>8448224
>that height difference
:^)

>>8448200
I learned Russian a few years back and recently managed to impress a qt with it. She didn't expect me to understand Russian at all.

>>8447971
That's a really cute picture, senpai.

>>8448273
wew, how well do you know russian?

>>8448283
I was fairly fluent back in the day, but haven't involved myself with the language for a while. I'd probably need a refresher to properly get back into it.

>>8448259
>you leaking hemorrhoid
i'm not the one asspained here. have a sip of tea, say god save the queen three times, salute your princess diana tunnel death commemoration plates and chill out. you're missing out on the simple joy of slinging dairy products onto hot asphalt. i know inflation has hit an all time high and food is unaffordable in your stagnant island backwater, but thats not my fault. i live in a country that values freedom. don't be hating

Speaking of coming out:
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/06/15/this-12-year-old-mormon-girl-came-out-as-gay-to-her-church/

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>>8448073
>So, what are all of you gals up to, today?
Just got out of school. Gonna order a pizza, get high, and play vidyas all night.

>>8448303
why so many lesbians in mormons church

>>8448315
its the magic panties

>>8448287
I'm from a russian speaking country and it's really impressive because we don't meet a lot of fluent or at least semi-fluent foreigners. I've only seen some people online who were trying to learn russian but they rarely got past the alphabet and other simple stuff.
Удaчи c пoвтopeниeм :3

>>8448291
I'm not British you retard. Throwing garbage into the street is fucking medieval, but given the current fucking zeitgeist you fit right in. People who litter deserve to live in a fucking dump.

>>8448340
Yeah, I get the feeling Russian is too "foreign" for most people to learn? I'm in Europe and people who pick up a new language usually go for another European language, or Japanese, if they're weebs. I learned Russian by myself for a year and attended a class for another year, so I was sorta forced to advance past the basics.

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>>8448315
In the early days of the church, many lesbians joined because of polygamy and sister wives.
also it was a way to escape civilization and move out west to the utah territory where traditional morals were thrown out the window.
so lots of lesbian (and gay) genes exist in mormon populations.
because mormonism was originally an outsider (and sexy) religion.

pic unrelated
she's south african but looks like a lot of mormon women

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>>8448328
they aren't panties
they actually go below the knee

>>8448328
long underwear is super comfy in the cold

>tfw no mormon gf with these sexy panties

>>8448352
They're a bunch of WASP Americans who joined it, so they look exactly like any other WASP American.

>>8448343
its only cheese, its not like its plastics. have a thought for the hungry critters. throwing garbage is bad but throwing high quality food products so they go 'splat!' is FUN. sorry for calling you british, i default to thinking people are british if they have a stick up their ass

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>>8448224
It's a good image, very versatile. Carved it into a pumpkin last halloween, but it didn't upset the neighborhood kiddos as much as I hoped it would.

>>8448374
A-Are you a weeb too?
But god, that looks like something out of Yume Nikki. That's an,uh,interesting choice, very fitting for halloween indeed

>>8448373
Different anon, but I think it's a douchebag move because someone probably ended up driving over it and have to clean it off their car, and some minimum wage worker had to clean that shit up.

>>8448360
its a little plain. bring back bloomers desu

>>8448313
I kinda want pizza now but I have to be a reasonable adult and eat healthy since I already had a puff pastry for breakfast.
What vidya?

>>8448348
I guess most people are confused by cyrillic or something. Even though russian is easier for a euro to learn than japanese

>tfw no British gf

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>>8448383
as a gothic lolita i wholeheartedly agree with that statement

>>8448399
i would wear them instead of shorts desu. i love victorian clothing with the corsets and huge skirts with a bustle. my gf would laugh at me for it because i'm butch af

>>8448411
>i'm butch af
ewww

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>>8448411
I own two pairs and they're adorable and comfy. I also love corsets/bustle skirts but never wear the first since it would be awful for my back and my waist is already on the small side (26" for 5"4)

>because i'm butch af
that's cute actually. I kinda wanna feminize a butch now.

>tfw no lolita gf to browse /cgl/ with on saturday mornings

>>8448387
I'm going to get a veggie supreme on delicious crispy thin crust. You should get pizza too. It is Friday night after all.
Gonna play Path of Exiles. Been too busy to play all week until tonight, so yea. Just going to chill.

>>8448373
It doesn't count if it's biodegradable? Tell that to the guy who paved his driveway with dead clams.

Making a mess in a public place is a jerk move. Fun that's detrimental to others is the domain of assholes.

>>8448432
i'm 5'10 with a 27" waist so any corsetry i've tried to buy is two sizes smaller than my regular clothing and generally too short. idk i think a mix of butch and victorian aesthetics appeals to me because its the whole idea of 'be a proper lady' and rebelling against that by doing things like lesbianism and running

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>>8448518
Not trying to flirt here but tall girls are my weakness. And I think they suit elegant styles like these so well. You should give it a try eventually, really. I'm sure you would look amazing.
Haha now that you say it, it's quite an amusing contrast.

>>8448411
>this is my fetish

I love butch men in frilly underwear
I wish you would post pics!

>>8448432
>I kinda wanna feminize a butch now.
A G P
G
P

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>>8448379
>A-Are you a weeb too?
The weebest.

>looks like something out of Yume Nikki.
It does a bit, doesn't it? I actually did a Yume Nikki pumpkin another year, but it turned out quite nonsense (it's supposed to be onsen-san and tokuto-kun). I thought leaving random bits of skin would make it look grungier, but it just made it look unfinished/lazy.

I have spent the last 5 hours studying mathematics. I deserve a reward so send a frisky qt to me right now.

>>8448708
I would send myself to you because I love girls who are into stem
;_;

>>8448657
Ay. Fellow weeb trash.
That's pretty cool tho.
You sound like a really cool person desu.
It also made me think of IB because of the "scribble" effect. Man, I love these games

>>8448762
Come then! I have nothing else to do and sure as hell I'm not going to go clubbing or something.

>>8448777
W-where are you?

>>8448790
Göteborg, Sweden

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>>8448796
Dammit.
The North Atlantic ocean is between us.

>>8448708
I...I would volunteer but I don't think I'm very qt. I'm just kinda small.

>>8448832
Take a plane. I kinda need you
>>8448869
Doesn't matter. I'd push you against a wall, collar you and do very lewd things to your body.

>>8444679
Intelligence, maturity and level headed. My best qualities. I'd like to see the same reflected in a gf.

3 things most important: Adventure, Self sufficiency, Individuality

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Hey lesbos, what is your favorite Pokemon?

Would anyone like to trade some stuff maybe?

Who is your favorite pokegirl/trainer type?

I'm pretty fond of Lorelei, and Battle Girls from Ruby/Sapphire and X/Y both.

Oh and the gen 7 Swimmer female with short hair, the other female swimmer is cute too, the kind of tan one.

>>8448188
those look delicious and with whipped cream on top too.

>>8448897
I like the gen 3 swimmers the best.

Wish there was more fan art of the trainer types, not just characters.

sup bitches

>>8448880
>i would push you against a wall,collar you and do very lewd things to your body
G-Geez, now i'm going to imagine that happening for the rest of the evening and get all hot and bothered.
But I'm not exactly a tame one, beware~

>>8448911
Hey, qt. What's up?

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>>8448907
Yeah, I agree.

I really wish there were more trainer options, like so you can be not a 10 year old or at least cosplay as different trainer types.


ALSO do you have any shinies?

>>8448912
>not exactly a tame one
Well see about that during the morning after. Hint: you'll be wanting to wear that collar

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>>8448897
I once tried to breed one with leaf blade to pair with a cubone for double battles
>lost ds moving out of state in '09

>>8448943
Oh, really? Is that so? Make me~

>>8448772
(´∀`)人(´∀`) high five
For some reason I never got into any of the similar games, was never in the right mood again.

>>8448897
I could never pick just one, but Zebraika's the first one that comes to mind. Can't recall enough about the NPCs to make a decision about them. I'd have to look at a list to remember what my choices are and I'm too lazy for that.

>>8448902
I ate half before giving up. So much butter and sugar in them.

>>8448897
I've always liked Absol for its edginess, gen III is my favorite. Idk but the strong feminine Pokegirls were always cute.

I want a gf. I'm 5'2 and skinny femme. Someone date me and be my first gf ;_;

>>8448979
Ehh, played Yume Nikki and Ib only. It's been years since I played them. Last thing I played that remotely looked like that was maybe Undertale.
>tfw no strong fishlady gf

>>8448188
OMG is this the return of pancake-anon?! I missed your cute breakfasts!

>>8448988
>Someone date me and be my first gf ;_;
Adorable. How old are you and you still haven't had a gf?

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>>8448955
Sorry about your DS friendo.

Farfetch'd is cute though, I don't think I ever used one though.

My favorite flying Pokemon is Archeops or maybe Noivern. OH or maybe Braviary.

>>8448988
My friend has a Shiny Absol, the redish color is pretty cool.

What kind of GF do you want?

>>8448979
YOU SHOULD MAKE A WHOLE TEAM OF HORSE/FARM POKEMON.

Zebstrika
Rapidash
Gogoat
Mudsdale
Tauros
Keldeo

>>8449092
uh no, I am the Asian anon who brought waffles to her crush (someone nicknamed me Eggo anon) and asked for hair advice recently.

>>8449097
18.
>tfw closeted
>tfw every girl I've fallen in love with is straight

>>8449108
I've always wanted a shiny Absol, but every play through of Emerald I've never used one on my team. Absols are cool though aesthetically.

I want a CUTE gf that cares about her academics and future.

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>>8448897
>favorite Pokemon
Delcatty, she was my main pokemon for contests in gen 3
>favorite pokegirl/trainer type
Skyla from Black/White, Cynthia and female Team Magma grunts
>Would anyone like to trade some stuff maybe?
I have only old DSi ;_;
Haven't played 3DS pokemon games

>>8449155
>Skyla from Black/White, Cynthia and female Team Magma grunts
THIS, you have good taste

>>8449124
You're so fucking annoying. Just stop already. Every thread you bitch about the same shit. Anons here give you advice and you still keep bitching. It's like you're severely retarded or something of that degree.

>>8449170
Thank you.
The amount of Cynthia's yuri fanarts truly pleases me.

>>8449184
Fuck off. She can post whatever she want.

>>8449003
Yeah it's been a good while since I played YN too.
>Undertale
Mm, that one's still in the backlog.

>>8449108
I'm wayyyy too lazy a player for that but I holy shit I loved Gogoat -- it's so fluffy, and grumpy-looking and you can RIDE on it. Oops, Zebstrika, right. I always get confused with the BW names because I didn't play BW in English.

>Farfetch'd is cute though, I don't think I ever used one though.
Farfetch'd was a pretty good false swipe/HM slave in XY.

>>8449155
>female Team Magma grunts
I'd forgotten about them, they were really cute.

>>8448988
aww shame you didn't get them boxed up for later

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>>8449343

Any qt Arab girls here? I want to buy you.

>tfw no middle eastern gf

>>8449184
>>8449571
Cool

>>8449268
I always thought Cynthia had this hot and powerful vibe, being champion of the Sinnoh league and all. Got any examples of this fan art?

>>8449343
Yeah, I admit my personal life bitching was annoying and immature and I regret it— I'll stop since it's annoying. At least I'm not a tranner like the many that frequent /clg/.

>>8449545
I would've done this but I only would've eaten the rest later. Today I didn't exercise.

>>8449776
>>8449884
>tfw no Muslim gf
>Modest in the streets but wild in the sheets

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>>8449884
>tfw no butch gf
fixed

>>8449999
Nobody is annoyed except for that one retard, always the same person, that is angry that you have a vagina. Keep posting.

>>8448188
I'll eat your pussy for breakfast, anon.

Let's kick-off the weekend:
>>8450110
>>8450110
>>8450110

>>8448315
lol I was baptized mormon and in the church as a kid

but most of my family isn't mormon it was just my grandma that made me go

it's weird because once you're baptized, even if you leave and lead the gayest sinning lifestyle, they still treat you like a member of the church. just one that's being kinda bad at it but will one day come back. Like I could be 89 living with wife, adopted kids bringing their kids by to visit on the weekends, tending to my garden of marijuana right next to my marigolds, all while my wife rocks along sewing 'hail satan' onto a blanket and a mormon from the church would just give me that little smile and say "hello sister, one day you'll be with us again" or some shit like that.

>>8452231
>tfw no pure-hearted mormon gf