Gay Middle Eastern men. Discuss.

Lemme tell ya'll about gay middle eastern men - I love them. They always make me feel like the girl.

>>8446347
Looks like a caveman, one evolutionary step away from a monkey.

>>8446347
OwO

Well... /pol/yards and spam. Good to see this place has held up since I left.

>>8446347
absolutely haram, also hairy dudes with extreme gay face are such a turn off

>>8446347
Attractive, assuming they don't follow you-know-what
>>8446676
>extreme gay face
Bitch, where?

>>8446347
please stop fetishizing my race.

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>>8446347
There's nothing to discuss, there aren't "gay middle eastern men", only straight middle eastern men and top-only bisexual middle eastern men.

>>8446399
>Looks like a caveman

This is how alpha males are supposed to look, anon.

Cro-Magnons would be the biggest Chads if they still existed.

>>8447370
>and top-only bisexual middle eastern men.

as a top-only bisexual middle eastern man, i can tell you OP that this anon is right.

we have a massive and i mean MASSIVE shortage of bottoms. most of the bottoms end up getting killed off, and the ones that are around tend to be pretty low quality and they get pick the best out of the hordes of men.

desu with you its one of the reasons i'm in europe, in this place there's even Straight men that are bottoms, can you believe that? crazy.

>>8447574
>Larper
thats funny anon, is it really that hard to believe?

>>8446347
Pretty "stoning" if you ask me.

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>>8447563
this is why we need to import middle eastern men to the usa: to reduce the ratio of bottoms to tops!

make america gape again!

>>8448491
That's right! Killing off the hot bottoms would reduce the high ratio of bottoms to tops!
More! Mussies!

>>8447563
>>8447370

Okay, question for you guys?

What would the ideal attractive bottom look like?

>>8448717
That's a stupid question, you'll never be everyone's ideal bottom. You can't be simultaneously hairless and hairy, you can't be chubby and thin. You can't have a firm muscle butt and a fatty bouncy butt. List goes on and on, and this isn't even taking into account those who prefer moderate aspects.

>>8447370
>This is how alpha males are supposed to look, anon
Alpha males don't "look" in a certain way, they ACT in a certain way. You're just too dumb to realize that.

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>>8448717
>bottom
Asian
>top
amerindian

>>8449005
>Alpha males don't "look" in a certain way, they ACT in a certain way.
So you can be an alpha by simply "acting" like it but looking like Verne Troyer? Are you legit bitch? LMAO

>>8449029
Pretty much, an alpha male is capable of fucking your shit up without even moving a finger, because he's on the top of the hierarchy. And of course you picked an extreme case, like any retarded faggot would.

>>8449057
> an alpha male is capable of fucking your shit up without even moving a finger
LOL

>>8449068
Showing your retardation again by not bringing any compelling counterpoint.

>>8447352
post ass, tummy, and face

>>8448717
>What would the ideal attractive bottom look like?

im not a picky guy anon, i come from places where the options are limited in terms of picking a bottom.

ideally, white skin or olive skin

Hair color doesn't matter.

under 6'2.
skinny.
hairless.

do gay middle eastern men call each other haram-bae

Do they like Latino guys?

>>8450027
pretty much everyone likes latino guys

>>8450033
I'm not sure about that...

>>8447563
>>8447370


> thats where your wrong kiddo
lebanese bottom here. you may think its tough--nay even impossible--but i was blessed with a really light amount of hair on my body (in comparison to a fuckin turk at least) and gorgeous head hair, and a cute face if i dont shave. its kinda funny how i go from a gentle boipucci when unshaven, into a hezbollah stand-in once i grow out a bit of facial hair. hmu if i somehow fit your bill. but i can agree most mid eastern gay guys are top and usually look like a persian carpet underneath their shirt. love it

>>8449966
they do now ^_^

>>8449536
hi (:


> thick dark brown hair
> light-olive skin
> average/athletic build, thicc butt
> def prefer being the gentle submissive one
> can cook


am i good enough sir

>>8447370
the mid eastern photo looks way too euro. he should have slightly thicker hair and darker eyes unless he's one of the rare dudes from the levant with green eyes and red hair

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>>8447370
>Not posting the most handsome African man

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>>8447370
>Not posting an attractive Aboriginal man

>>8447310
>Bitch, where?
>lips
>brows
>foundation

>>8447370
Why isn't the Indian skinnyfat and frumpy like 99% of Indians?

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>>8449005
>Alpha males don't "look" in a certain way

They actually do, most alpha males express specific behavior and specific physical properties (both attributes vary according to the culture, though). In the West, there's a reason why "Chad" is stereotyped as a dude with above average height, robust frame and a strong jaw, males with these desired features have a way easier time to become a Slayer.

Get out of your basement sometimes.

>>8448717
A white girl (male) with a femme face and a feminine penis, it doesn't really matter if it's functional or not.

>>8447563
A knowledgeable anon.

>>8450662
>>8450669
I'm not the one who made that picture, though.

Just liked it because it shows how much more attractive middle eastern men (or I should say levantines?) are compared to other races of men.

>>8450633
>in comparison to a fuckin turk
hey watch what you say there bud, dont be insulting my hair.

>>8450640
>am i good enough sir
yes, yes you are

>>8449005
>Alpha males don't "look" in a certain way, they ACT in a certain way

people who say shit like this tend to be basement dwelling neckbeards far more often than not.

Alpha means you lift, you got a strong jaw and look mean. its a primal thing humans are attracted to, a big strong man thats /fit/ and doesn't look shy is the type of guy women flock to. women dont like cucks or lard assess.

>>8453613
>They actually do
No they don't, a hot guy with a though attitude is not necessarily a chad much less an alpha.

An alpha is a pack leader, it's someone with the intelligence and mettle, it's someone with the ability to influence others, someone who has earned respect from his peers and admiration his followers.

You retarded bitches should keep your mouth shut about subjects you know nothing about.

>>8455205
>people who say shit like this tend to be basement dwelling neckbeards far more often than not
The other group are the ones with enough life experience to be able to know which ones are actually alpha males and which ones are just peacocks making up a show.

>>8455389
>peacocks making up a show
if that "peacock" steals your women (or men), hes not a peacock.

>>8455594
That peacock might TRY to steal a woman, but an alpha male normally picks as a counterpart an alpha female, those in fact look beyond simple appearance.

Truth be told studies show that physical appearance is one of the smallest defining factors that decide which male a female is attracted to, and that what men think that is the most desirable physical appearance for a male is not shared with the preference of females.

So even if you were correct that a male would be attractive enough to steal a female from a previous partner, you'd be wrong in the assumption you know what that male looks like.

>>8455802
>>8455594
>>8455389
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>>8455205
>>8449005
>>8447370
You're all severely autistic and I feel sorry for the drooling monkey dumb enough to take your spew seriously.

>>>/r9k/

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Spaniards > Italians > Jews >>>>>> Araps

>>8446347
this is a blue board I can't post people squashed against concrete ground

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>>8447370

>there aren't "gay middle eastern men"

There are anon

I'm a gay bottom Arab

>>8446347
desu, most MENA guys have a tummy fetish. That being said, I want MENA guy to make out with my tummy.

>>8446347
I like men but "masc" men like that gross me out.

Literaly a caveman.

>>8457626
Not only that. He looks like faggiest caveman I've seen.

>>8446676
this

When you try to be a feminine caveman, you're bound to gross people out.

>>8455802
>normally picks as a counterpart an alpha female

In most primates, that's not the case, they attempt to gather harems. Sure they might not be the best looking, but they are physically fit compared to their competitors, in humans that fitness is taken as an alpha trait. So yes, people can LOOK alpha. You can act alpha all you want, but if you're a pile of twigs or a giant blob you'll just get laughed at.

>>8457368
How many times, stop pretending to be gay!

>>8457368
No you're a tranny.

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>>8457368
>tfw no submisdsive Arab slave bf

t. Jewish masta

>>8447370

I've fucked so many bottom bitches who think they're all masc, mostly from Saudi Arabia and Qatar. My dick feels so good in their hairy pussies.

I almost got stoned with one.

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>>8457368
>>8458161
Being from the Middle East != being a real middle easterner (body and mind)

You have fucked bois with middle eastern ancestry, real middle eastern men don't ever bottom.

>>8446347

I been to Dubai, Iran, Saudi Arabia, etc.

Everyone and everything smells like smoke in the middle east. It's revolting. 90% of the guys smoke ciggs, or weed, or hash, or whatever. I had to bring air freshener & spray mist with me everywhere I went. You end up smelling just like that place when you leave and it's had to get it out of your clothes.

>>8459515
>No true middle easterner
Cmon nigga fuck outta here with that fallacy shit

>>8446347
way too close to becoming floor pancakes

>>8459515

It's cute that you're in denial, but I've fucked people visiting from the aforesaid countries. Trust me, I'll continue fucking plenty more. Most have sex outside their country due to their strict laws, but they feel like they can be themselves and love a good, thick dick in their boipussy.

>>8446347
this guy is fucking hot, there I had to say it
hes probably insufferable as a person but whatever

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>>8465059
And I'm a jewish muslim christian. Is that possible?

Bottom middle eastern MEN don't exist, you just fucked bois with middle eastern blood / ancestry, that's all.