/mtfg/ - trans woman general

>>8417122
1st for stinky trannies not being able to manage having 1 general at a time

bought a pure wand now what do i do?

maddie is a stinky tranny and has ants living in her hair

I fucking love chaos

>>8417122
hi daddy~~

Did anyone really discuss caregiver/little relationships in that other thread or is this one of those topics OP is just trying to force and it doesn't take
Because I would be SO DOWN to talk about cg/l as long as other people are actually going to

Send help I'm so confused!

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>>8417139
im NOT a daddy and even the tallest ladder will not make me a daddy ;-;
>>8417135
>>8417127
lets all agree im the stinkiest tranny here ;^)))

what's the best option for a 20 year old tran who has no hopes of passing?

>>8417149
you are my daddy though and i will love you no matter how tall of a ladder you need to stand on <3<3

HETERO
O N L Y

>>8417153
i started at 20 and even im not passing yet at 8 months im glad i started now and not even later after puberty ended

>>8417167
But girls are cute!

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>anime

I'm really trying to not hate trannies but you're making it HARD FOR ME.

>>8417175
i dont like anime coffee LOVE ME LOVE ME

>>8417172

YES!

But no lesbianity, okay?!

>>8417153
>>8417171
I turned 20 today and I start next month so let's hope it can work
>>8417185
No promises.

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>>8417161
but if im your daddy and i have a daddy then u would have two daddies???????

>>8417186
happy birthday!

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>>8417183
But I'm Covfefe now.

And I'll think about it, Puru has gotten a big redemption arc already though (not that I didn't like her before though)

>>8417186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oyZ7IPmrk

>>8417194
am i in need of a redemption covfefe

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>>8417202
Perhaps?

>>8417209
so much terseness!

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>>8417143
nope just some people saying i have a daddy fetish
uwu
ill respond if u wana say anything tho dont think theirs many other trans girls here into it tho :<

>>8417190
Thanks
>>8417194
Gah! Thanks?

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>>8417212
If you can answer one question you have been redeemed

Do you like Spongebob seasons 1 to 3?

>>8417217
You're welcome?

>>8417189
cute~! i love daddy and daddy!!

>>8417227
ye and the first movie

>>8417238
Absolutely redeemed, congratulations.

i have to kill myself i have to kill myself i have to kill myself i have to kill myself i have to kill myself

Tiocfaidh ár lá

>>8417251
no

>>8417244
okay good

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Since I love chaos, here's a question.

You have two options, one is that you'll turn into a cis woman.

Or you can look what's inside this box

>>8417256
yes i really can't be alive anymore

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>>8417251
You can live, Anon!
Why would you need to die?
>>8417253

>>8417122
just wondering but whatever happened to grillpill tinychat? im a straight male and used to get on here to look at the mtfs

>>8417261
can i shake the box

>>8417253
more like tiocfaidh allah

>>8417263
yes u can stay alive okay

>>8417264
being alive hurts too much, i dont want to die, but i gotta get over that because it's what's best

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>>8417231
^w^ heres a family portrait of us all!!!!

Does Alaska have informed consent clinics? Have a friend in the UK who's moving there soon and wants to transition preferably without self-medding except as a last resort.

big, smelly, stinky trannies :(

>>8417276
Why does life hurt for you Anon?
Is it possible for you to fix it?

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>>8417232
Sounds like you need some of that self improvement

>>8417218
>tfw have been gayed to the point of not being able to get up a few times this past week.

>>8417222
I think it encapsulates any relationship pretty well

>>8417268
Ofcourse not you silly little muffin

I'm going up my dad's on Thursday and he's paying transport to London and stuff so I'll definitely be able to make my appointment c:

>>8417279
Probably only one in Anchorage
possibly none at all

>>8417279
checked planned parenthoods, im going to try to go to one very soon for the same reason

i wish i could tell me for sure how it is but sadly i haven't been able to get in contact with them yet since it's the weekend

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>>8417281
little tiny stinky diaper trannies :D

>>8417278
<33333333333 ^0^

>>8417296
>diaper
But why

>>8417281
Smelly dumb
tranny scum

>>8417283
>>tfw have been gayed to the point of not being able to get up a few times this past week.
What did she mean by this

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>tfw she won't die

>>8417306
low blood sugar

Can someone explain smelltranny meme please?

>>8417308
im working on it

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>I will never erase my memory so I can have a friendly start with other trannies

I feel pretty bad about it though

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>>8417306
I don't want to sound corny or cheesy or whatever but maybe once or twice you've made my head spin with some of the thoughts you've planted there.

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>>8417301
>they are cute
>make you feel little
>literally shit post for unlimited amounts of time

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>>8417321
youre alright imo

>>8417326
Hmmm. Tell me more

>>8417321
Start posting with a new trip and pretend to be someone else.

I'm in bed bed
Is comfy
I'm sad tho ._.
>>8417331
._.

>>8417332
Thanks you too. I love your bantz.

>>8417336
But why would I do that? I haven't done a crime here...I think!

Things get better, but they never get good
Things get better, but they never get good
No, they never get good
I don't do anything I said I would
For things get better, but they never get good

My ring and index fingers are precisely equal in lenth, am I trutrans?

>tfw future spinster (male)

>>8417350
p good song imo

>>8417346
>But why would I do that? I haven't done a crime here...I think!
It's like when you play an RPG - you usually start the game and play for a few hours, then quit the game and start again but with another build.

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>>8417334
Maybe ask me later in private I'm getting a bit embarrassed and definitely want to hold off on cluttering the thread more than I already am.

>>8417365
Silly booby

It's not a tranny from here though. /lgbt/ didn't even exist at the time

>>8417367
okies il ask you <3

>>8417283
>Sounds like you need some of that self improvement

I'm exercising, getting back into my foreign languages, doing projects in my hobbies, starting a keto diet to shift the remaining male fat around...

But I would love to be able to open up to people.
Emotions are a very private thing to me. I was caught off guard last week by my boss asking in private why I've been slipping at work and asking if there was anything her or other employees could do to make things easier for me. At first I thought she was asking about my transition and that just fucking broke me. I was already in a bad state of mind because she did the quiet, hasty action thing where she would take over that my mom used to do before she would start yelling and throwing things. I tried to explain that to her and couldn't get it out.

Bleh.

You're right though, I don't love myself. I don't understand how a person begins doing that. I think I have an impossibly high standard imposed on myself (no, no one has ever met them either). And I hate that it all goes back to the "church" I was in in young adulthood. I was supposed to hate myself, because God was going to fix everything. And the more I identified the more I could pray for him to fix.
But he never fixed anything. Then the end of the world came and I stayed. Then it came again and I finally left. But it shaped me and I don't know how you unshape a person formed in their young adulthood. I think I'm just stuck. This isn't like habits or patterns like the ones I've changed. These are my outlook and how I judge the world in a gut-reaction.

I think I trashed my brain.

I think most of us would love a "redo".

from now on this thread is a NO HOMO zone okay

here i am in the no homo zone

>>8417377
if the straight male autogynephiles want to fuck i think it's still not gay

>>8417381
no homo emi!!!!!!

>>8417377
>>8417381
4chan passes were a mistake

>>8417389
it wasn't me!

>>8417371
I'm sure you can apply the same principle nonetheless.

>>8417385
thankfully we have none in this thread

>>8417375
Start recognizing that to err is to be human, and that you're 100% flesh and blood. If you'd not expect these things of other people, why expect them of yourself?
>>8417377
No.
>>8417389
Maybe.

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>>8417393
Nah

>>8417350
Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser hey
Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön ah ha
Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben hey
Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho

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>>8417389
i dont own 4chan pass though. not trying to be mean but imo no one should give mony to hiro he's a liar and a piece of shit people should read about what he did on 2ch
>>8417395
please

i do not own a 4chan pass

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Necrozma

>>8417403
Fun song.
>>8417404
Nope.

okay because of the angry transbian outcry no homo zone is ended

>>8417385
>straight male
>autogynephiles

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LAD.

tfw straight man

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I'm torn between going downtown to pride, and staying at home where it's safe and quiet.

>>8417424
is theresa may gonna get CORBYN'D

>>8417424
My man

>>8417425
so it will be gay for us then.

i've got 40 dollars what drugs should i buy (inb4 estrogen hehehehhehehehee)

>>8417426
are you going with friends?

Everybody is now required to post their favourite Dschinghis Khan song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTIchR9K8JY

>>8417424
Revolution?

>>8417430
Why is that?

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>>8417175
Proper trans ladies don't like anime, that stuff's for AGP's. True transsexuals watch western toons like Daria.

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>>8417431
estrogen and some kind of organic substrate delivery mechanism for psilocybin

>>8417434
>favourite Dschinghis Khan song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ

>>8417443
proper trans girls watch nothing but david cronenberg films and soviet propaganda

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>>8417430
>>8417437
gay is okay, okay?

>>8417424
>tfw labour are the only party that are happy to have lost an election

>>8417395
>Start recognizing that to err is to be human, and that you're 100% flesh and blood. If you'd not expect these things of other people, why expect them of yourself?

Because people are shit. The fact that I'm aware of it and try to make it better as best as I can and fall short just makes it more obvious to me that we're all so shit.

I give strangers rides. I eat with homeless people because I want to hear their story and 'reach out'. I put on my best fucking attitude for customers. I bust my ass until everything fucking hurts and I'm popping tylenol for the next shift and I just fall short. I want to help people but I can't. We're all powerless and it doesn't help no one will budge a fucking inch if it doesn't appease them.

Everything could be so much better. The world could be so much fucking better. But can everyone earnestly say they try? Can I say I've earnestly tried?

Maybe that's it.

Fuck, that was a good question you asked. I'm a fucking psycho.

>>8417437
im still legally male

>>8417424
in more normal times a socialist revolution in the uk might surprise me but

Proper trans ladies just watch themselves in the mirror until they get a boner

>>8417456
oh no i dont do that

>>8417456
im gonna go try to do this now and report back

>>8417451
>Prime Minister calls unnecessary snap election solely to strengthen her party's mandate.
>Loses her majority.
Do you know how British Politics work lol.

Being leader in a minority government is possibly worse than leading the opposition.

>>8417459
H S T S
S
T
S

an agp transbian relationship seems like it would be p comfy

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>>8417432
no, I don't have any lgbt friends irl

apparently it's a total clusterfuck downtown

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>>8417464
IS THAT GOOD OR BAD TELL ME

im a monster
rawr >:D

Good clothes to wear for transitioning?
When you still tell everyone you're a guy but you're working on voice and HRT etc.

>>8417471
i don't know, i wouldn't go to one of those by myself

maybe because im shy and i wouldn't want to get talked to by random people without friends to back me up

>>8417472
There is no good or bad way to be trans.

(It's bad.)

>>8417462
and yet labour still remain nearly 60 seats behind them

just give up, CONDUP is too strong

>>8417447
Hold on there, I think you're thinking of proper communists, not transgirls.
>>8417452
There's a difference between pushing yourself and going until you break.
I don't think everyone can say they've tried and tell the truth while doing so.
I do think you can, though. So don't expect perfection for yourself, expect what you've given more than enough of: your best.
Take care of yourself.

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>>8417474
Fuck off rapist.

>>8417454
Oh then we can still hang out in Ikea and pull awesome pranks

>>8417474
Don't eat me ;_;

>>8417481
>The shakiest possible coalition, held up by a tiny regional party, with a significant chance of violating the Good Friday Agreement and completely fucking over decades of peace process in Ireland is "too strong".

Did you get memed on by britpol or something. Those guys are trying really hard to make this seem like a victory.

Brexit negotiations in two weeks! Will be fun!

>>8417480
>tfw not actually trans, just a gay guy who's too much of a fairy to live as a normal male

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>>8417485
dont worry im just gonna disgust you with my manly face :3
do everyone a favor and kill me :3

>>8417485
ill eat you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

>>8417480
>>8417488
im not a fairy wtf

>>8417493
oh christ that was spooky on a tablet

>>8417484
JUST A PRANK BRO (NOT GAY)

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>>8417443
proper trans girls watch childrens cartoons like kirby and the world of peter rabbit and friends while sitting on their bf's lap

>>8417488
>get abused by bf when i behave like a faggot or be feminine
>get respected and encouraged when I act masculine

>>8417487
victories come in many different forms

>>8417505
Leave him
L E A V E H I M
E
A
V
E

H
I
M

>>8417461
was unable to achieve bonner
>>8417463
yeah

proper trans girls have an appreciation for pre-1950's animated theatrical shorts, especially fleischer cartoons and merry melodies/looney tunes

>>8417504
daddy i have to go get ready for work now please wish me good luck okay ^^
>>8417523
thats gay

>>8417482
I really appreciate this conversaiton, Zna. Having someone with a different outlook makes things clearer. Even if it's just using them as a rubber duck.

I think I'm starting to untangle my neurosis: maybe I'm trying to play god because there isn't one but there needs to be someone to make things right. But I'm just a fuck up like everyone else and can't fill the role.

Don't know what to do with the power vacuum yet, but maybe I need to stand down a little more and just do "my best" within my limitations for now.


I'm going to get a change of scenery to clear my head, some decaf, then get a nap in before work.

Thank again, Zna.

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>>8417375
>starting a keto diet to shift the remaining male fat around
another convert

>>8417452
>I give strangers rides. I eat with homeless people because I want to hear their story and 'reach out'. I put on my best fucking attitude for customers. I bust my ass until everything fucking hurts and I'm popping tylenol for the next shift and I just fall short. I want to help people but I can't.
But you do. All the people who get looked over and forgotten, all the jobs that don't get done, all the care that others don't put into things... You're the good person filling that gap. You're the real person making a real impact. It's just hard to see when you're on the inside looking out.

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You are all failed trannies

My boyfriend thinks I could be a cute girl :)

>>8417523
REAL trannies watch creepy soviet cartoons from the 1980s

i think you're just AGP

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>>8417528
you can do it little one! daddy and daddy believe in you ^W^

>>8417533
what is keto bexe

>>8417542
a reddit meme

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>>8417542
stop eating carbs: the diet

>>8417545
but i just an entire large pizza

>>8417530
>Don't know what to do with the power vacuum yet, but maybe I need to stand down a little more and just do "my best" within my limitations for now.
Good plan. As for the power vacuum, just doing your best and encouraging others to do the same will be enough. Nobody's perfect, but we each have shards of perfection. If we can all chip in our shards, we'll get there, so focus on one shard at a time, okay?
>Thank again, Zna.
You're quite welcome, I wish you the best of luck!

>tfw not a fatass and can stay healthy without eating an autistic diet

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>>8417547
but was it thin crust

>>8417550
tfw eat pizza and nutella all day but don't get fat

>>8417536
That wonderful feeling when you quit transition

"I can cough and sneeze as masculine as I want"
"I can wear the same kind of clothes everyday"
"I cannot worry about being super skinny and just have a normal bmi"
"I can keep my hair short and never worry about how it looks"
"I can be ugly and not care anymore because I don't have standards anymore"


God so good

>>8417551
it was a large cheese pizza from papa johns

>>8417533
>You're the good person filling that gap.
That's the fatal flaw to that outlook though: there's not enough of me to go around. And there never will be. I can hope to stretch and improve and get better but 'll never be able to work on all the problems I notice in even the localest of situations.

>>8417548
<3

>>8417550
>tfw u eat spaghetti pizza and still maintain a steady weight

>>8417553
Yeah, but your pizzas have nothing on them though, so they're probably light on the calories.

>>8417550
My secret is to just nap instead of eating lunch. That automatically cuts out a third of your calories. If you average 1800 a day you're suddenly down to 1200.
Call it the "nap diet" if you want.

>>8417550
>tfw autissimus exfriend of mine tried to convince me of keto
>>8417556
<3

>>8417565
why would you put anything on a pizza tho

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>>8417536
>insert disagreement

>>8417554
>tfw transitioned
>tfw went from gross guy who had given up on caring to cute girl that cares about her appearance

>>8417553
>tfw not enough money to gain weight

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>>8417550
>tfw you don't even need exercise to keep skinny

make sure you eat 500 pounds of ketones a day and 200 milligrams of neutrons and 30 plutonium

>>8417554
>>8417569
You're all so sad. I bet you're all virgins. You'll never get a boyfriend like me :)

Love, /femgen/

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>>8417555
i hope you got your esports discount from pizza.gg

>>8417556
yeah, that's the hard part, knowing that it's never enough no matter how hard you try and how much of yourself you give to others

but the fact that you give any of yourself makes you good, because it proves that you care enough to try, and when people are reached out to like that they know the difficulty that comes from behind that effort, and they care, sometimes more than you'll know

just keep being your best without hurting yourself to get there

>>8417572
did you eat all of those

>>8417577
i got a 25% off coupon :^)

>>8417572
>don't even need exercise

enjoy your heart disease

MOBAs are a disease

hi hi hi! i'm not drunk anymore! how's everyone?

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>>8417575
I've had sex with straight guys.

>>8417581
Correct.

>>8417578
Yes, I hecking love breadsticks

>>8417575
>wanting a boyfriend who anonposts
lol

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http://www.tenpennypgh.com/dinner.htm

My friend is going here for her friend's birthday and invited me along. However, I'm poor as shit. Should I go and hope someone pays for me?

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>>8417581
dota is not a moba

>>8417575
boys are gross plus i had really awkward repressive sex with a bunch of girls before turning loner repressive and later transitioning

>>8417568
I guess I just enjoy flavours and nice things.

>>8417587
aren't they kinda bland tho

>>8417584
how do i do this

>>8417614
worksafe board u fricker

>>8417597
that place isn't too pricey, but you shouldn't go if you dont have your own money.
order nothing, or tell them you're broke

>>8417608
Bread by itself yes would be bland, it needs some kind of butter or something to go with it which is why I use those garlic butter cups to coat them.

>>8417614
THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

>>8417597
>to go posh restaurant for friends birthday
>ridiculous prices
>the bill comes
>everyone starts chipping into a pile of cash on the table
>a few pay by card
>take out my purse
>it's announced that the cash so far plus the card payments cover the bill
>put my purse back in my handbag
>never needed to pay
>way covered by other people's tips
>tfw would have eaten more if I knew that was going to happen

>>8417583
starting to drink

>>8417597
Ask Korra for $10 to cover you

>>8417640
>tfw yktf
i hope it's not hobo wine like mine

>>8417625
I made my own garlic breadsticks once
was p gud desu

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>>8417644
Nop.
Ginger as a chaser is so fucking invigorating.
This bottle was only $15 and its raaally rather güd
>>8417646
Iterestung tidbit, olive garden uses margarine and garlic salt on bradsticks thawed from frozen

where do i find someone to bully me until i kill myself :3

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>>8417643
yeah, Ill be able to buy myself a salad and maybe a soda
not even a nice salad, just a caesar or something
so generous 8)

>>8417627
I always feel bad going out to eat with people, so I get stuff that's cheap if I need someone to pay for me.

>>8417624
I really don't have enough money, and I don't feel super obligated to go. Getting on food stamps soon as it is.

>>8417626
ikr?

I just thought of something.

When I posted my story of why I'm scared of other trannies, some replied with this:
>She probably wanted fun passionate casual sex and was feeling overwhelmingly alone due to social stigma of being a tranny.

But then I realized, she also has autism.

As someone who lacks the knowledge of autism, I think they are sort of connected? Idk help me out here

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>>8417663
fuck i love ginger, i haven't had ginger anything in over a year

i should buy some

>margarine and garlic salt
fucking disgusting, makes me want to make my own garlic bread

I'm about to cross-dress for the first time. In order to help me look more feminine, I'd like to compress my stomach/waist area. How can I do that?

>>8417745
Stop being fat

>>8417745
as a boy?

>>8417745
Properly with a corset or compressor. Ghetto cheap style, plastic wrap.

>>8417745
https://www.nytimes.com/well/guides/how-to-start-running

>>8417753
>Ghetto cheap style
I don't understand how people in the ghetto get fat in the first place.

>>8417738
mmmh I was thinking about buying ginger yesterday, but I'm not sure how to prepare it.

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>>8417745
Have a jew a fatass and an irrelevant character perform liposuction on you in the living room

>>8417745
https://www.amazon.com/Camellias-Trainer-Training-Slimmer-SZ1908-Black-XXS/dp/B00S7LK0A4/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?ie=UTF8&pc_redir=T1&psc=1&redirect=true

>>8417745
Shapeware type undergarments.

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>Try to start keto
>1/4 of cantaloupe is ~30% of daily carbs
>only good salad at work is 70%
>granola bars are 70~100%
>mom offers me leftover fries and chicken, eat it as my big meal for the day
>check values
>each are 130%
Nani the fuck

>>8417745
eat less
exercise more
also hrt helps reducing waist fat

As a straight guy white male jesus I fucking hate you trannies I am dating a fucking tranny girl and fucking sucks my whole life is ruined because of that fucking girl. Always complaining tranny shit to me, jesus you people are mentally ill

>>8417804
Ok kayla's bf

>>8417795

Fruit is high in carbs, you eat very little of it at all and there's only a couple things you can have and even then in small quantities on keto. Oats are carbs, and granola bars are full of sugar anyway. Obviously fried chicken is high in carbs because of the batter, and potatoes are high in carbs too.

>>8417804
Not every tranny is the same.

Also break up with her if you're not happy with her.

>>8417804
estrogen will calm you down

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>>8417804
>not expecting girls to complain about everything to you

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>>8417815
potatoes are like the staple of "what has carbs?"

>>8417795
>trying to lose weight
>eating granola bars, french fries, and fruit
chicken is probably ok, but it has to be chicken breast, without anything that would make it calorie dense

>>8417804
Brandon?

>>8417804
yeah, this is why I don't date guys on 4chan. They literally bitch and moan about me bitching and moaning.

>>8417795
To be fair, you shouldn't really be eating stuff like chicken and fries and granola bars if you're trying to lose weight anyway

>>8417817
SUBMIT TO THE GREAT LORD E
PEACE SHALL COME BY SUICIDE OR PASSING

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someone's incredibly insecure

>>8417816
I probably will she never gives me sex and she is a total mess with her head

>>8417760
> I don't understand how people in the ghetto get fat in the first place.
Ghettos also tend to be food deserts, so processed food is cheaper then fresh since not only is it more readily available it also lasts longer thus can be bought in larger quantities.

>tfw no non-lewd pure trans gf to cuddle and love
y liv

>>8417537
Real trannies watch horribly-aged unfunny flash cartoons from the early 2000's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3p9ZRWhnQM

>>8417862
>tfw no non-lewd bf who won't eventually pressure me into tons of sex and instead loves cuddling and cute affectionate stuff

>Try that long breath method for losing weight for 2 weeks
>Lose 30 pounds and 3 inches on my waistline

I didnt think it'd work but holy shit it did

>>8417878
losing weight is way more easy than people realize

shit, I'm gonna ruin my nails if I keep eating pistachios...

>>8417855
yes, but processed food isn't necessarily going to make you fat, it just doesn't nourish you properly. I believe it has more to do with a lack of the ability to plan for the future, which is keeping them in the ghetto in the first place

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tfw non-lewd lewd bf that luls you into a sense of security by gently cuddling you but then proceeds to rub up agaisnt your butt and then cuddle fucks you >o<

>>8417890
> yes, but processed food isn't necessarily going to make you fat, it just doesn't nourish you properly.
Which results in them feeling hungry more often, thus more eating and it feeds back into the cycle

> I believe it has more to do with a lack of the ability to plan for the future
It really depends on where you live. In some countries, entirely. In others there really was never an opportunity to learn to plan beyond not getting shot from wandering down the wrong street. Underfunded schools not teaching kids things beyond filling dots into bubbles with wonky standardized tests. And the only rolemodels accessible to you that look successful being gangbanger thugs.
Or it can just be an innocuous as being caught with pot at a party at 18, and never being able to get gainful employment that allows one to plan ahead.

There's a lot of reasons people end up trapped in poverty. Sure there are lazy fucks whom have no desire to ever move beyond being a bottom feeding leech. But life and society is far more complicated then trying and not trying.

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>Hungry and don't want to cook
>I'll just order a pizza
>Thinking "If I order a pizza, I will get fat"

My god, what's happening to me?

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>>8417745
lose weight i.e. start a keto diet i.e. read my posts from the past 24 hours

>>8417760
me either, but i love cooking for me and tetra, having full flavour and nutrition control over your dishes is great

>>8417878
wait what is it

>>8417689
It's not a good idea to kill yourself. If you kill yourself, the bullies win.

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>>8417900
>Tfw bf that grabs your ass and fucks you like a good girl

>>8417905
>Which results in them feeling hungry more often
ohhhhh ok I see

>poverty
I guess I see your point. It just frustrates me when I see people going out to eat fast food on a regular basis when they're actually struggling to get by.

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>>8417795
literally eat eggs and cheese for breakfast, ~300-500 calories ideally so you burn embedded calories through the day

>salad
as long as it has spinach or bok choy or mustard greens or kale or that kind of nutritious greens, lettuce is the biggest meme ever

>fries
good at the end of the day, the only time carbs are good is when you'll spend the immediate following period sleeping and depositing those converted calories in your butt and thighs and tits

>chicken
nice

>>8417804
sounds like a shit girl, try going for someone who fits you

people who meme themselves into relationships for the sensation of society accepting them for having a partner are hilarious to me

>>8417919
Put one foot forward. Lean back on the other with your whole body. Starting with your arms held in front of your body inhale for 3 seconds and lift your arms above your head. Then exhale for 7 seconds and clench every muscle as you lower them back to their original position.

Do it for a minute once a day or else you'll give yourself a migraine.

>>8417926
> I see people going out to eat fast food on a regular basis when they're actually struggling to get by.
I'm not from burgerland, but I've seen some of their fastfood prices and pending ONLY RICE/BEANS poverty diet, it's ridiculously fucking cheap. Like obscenely so. I don't understand how food CAN be that cheap sort of cheap.

I've pulled my own ass out of poverty, but it's mostly been from a series of lucky breaks and having friends in better positions stepping up to help me, and plain old nepotism to get a better job. I did work my ass off, but I really can't chalk it up to me trying harder then others in my old neighborhood. I just got lucky, made the right friends, and when time came for trying for a well paying job I was woefully unqualified for they stepped in to give me things I'd need to know, talked to parents/uncles at the job to grease the HR department, and I justify it to myself saying that's the way rich people manipulate the system so fuck "best person wins".
There were days trekking between 2 shit paying jobs where I was just too damned tired and not enough time to eat anything but a McDouble.

Which is not to say there aren't those woefully irresponsible. I've met them and they're scum that will never amount to anything. But it's not like they had good parents or any sort of positive working rolemodel either.

>>8417912
;-; I never cared
And now every time I eat it's mentally painful

what is everyone else listening to??
also why is ds2 such a slept on album, shit is feels af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3J9-OvxNpo

"Why has anon stop taking his pills"
"He said he doesent want to become a freak"
"O-oh"

Piss off mom. Naive woman.

>>8417972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rjN36OKpuM

there exists something on this planet that could make me stand to live, ffs, yet it will always be out of reach and unattainable

>>8417950
Success in life can always always always be chalked up to having the right portfolio, knowing the right people, and being in the right place at the right time.

But yes, the rich will always use their power to ensure that other rich people stay rich, while preaching that hard work will get you there. It's just so much easier if you were never in poverty in the first place.

>>8417974
My mom would thank me if I ever went off hormones.

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>>8417972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nisao5tQb_c

>>8417983
She thinks I'll get depressed again and try to off myself

>>8417994
thanks for sharing my mixtape

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>>8418009
de nada, hombra

>>8417927
>Eggs
I can do that. Are peppers and onions ok or is that going to carb bomb me like the rest of the fruit I like?
>salad
I work at Dominos, I thought the salads would be a good way to make use of my free meals and not die. But they're all lettuce, and the only one I like has apple and pecan and cranraisins, which is why I like it. RIP
>fries
I only ate them because they were there. I just need to avoid potates since I'm not on hrt yet
>chicken
Yeah, but I need to get and bake some instead of eating super southern fried fast food shit

Is keto something that totally fails if you don't follow it strictly? I'm like 5'10 150lb and will probably be fine if I just stop eating TOTAL trash, but is cutting carbs/sugar diminishingly useful without cutting it entirely?

>>8418031

Not a lot of peppers or onions, they are both relatively high in carbs if you're serious about keto. And yes, you have to stick to keto. It takes a few days to even get into ketosis. You could just do a lower carb diet though.

>>8417966
>having an unhealthy relationship with food to the point of not being able to enjoy eating as a sensual experience.
ahh feels good being a girl.

>>8417663
why does vodka share table with candle

>>8418047
I'm just going to eat less and bike daily til I actually hit hrt desu senpai

>>8418063
is pickled ginger, sassaroon

>>8417972
Jack Off Jill - Vivica

[spoiler]I just got done watching my bf play Life Is Strange, and this is my Chloe/Rachel shipping song[/spoiler]

no one has any experience with planned parenthood? :(

>>8418080
lol! it even says so on the label.
sass=dork

>>8418096
My folks have some experience with unplanned parenthood
HEYO
:,^)

>>8417972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VMrjO4-1LQ

>>8418090
I like her When I Am Queen.

>>8418103
heehee my mommi had me at 41 even though it was advised she not try to have children :^)

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>>8418096
What is your question sweet Nim

>>8418126
i might be going to one for hrt too and i just wanted to know what to expect

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>>8418133
You'll just experience questions thrown at you depending on what you filled out on your forms.
I'm not even sure PP does injectable estrogen.

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Why don't lesbians, FTMS, or bisexual ciswomen care about Pulse? Why do they just ignore it and continue to push muslim acceptance and say muslim teror attacks dont happen? Why does no one care if a bunch of faggots and trannies get shot?

I see people(only afabs) talking about related issues such as gun rights, LGBT rights, Islamic terrorism, and they just pretend it didnt happen practically or that it wasnt so bad or worst of all try to claim it wasnt a terror attack.

>>8418138
>I'm not even sure PP does injectable estrogen
but that's half the reason why im going :(

>>8418031
>doing meme diets
lol you are wasting your time
buy cheap chinese research chemicals with stimulant properties and starve yourself while binging, only eat 3 days a week, supplement magenisum and vitamins. you will lose 60 pounds in 4-6 weeks and never gain it again, fad diets will N E V E R work.

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>>8418144
When injectable estrogen was on shortage and before I knew about compound pharmacy, I went to one about get a script from them instead of traveling to Philly every six months.
They only gave me pills and no injectables.

>>8418158
Arin Hanson?

>>8418156
I already do this with my day to day life and I'm not even a tranny yet. Does this mean I'll pass?

>>8418142
let's talk about the scourge of anime infantilizing grown up transwomen and making them behave in a manner not appropriate to their age.

>>8418142
>a bunch of faggots and trannies get shot?

Thats why. Nobody cares about trannies and fags. Were disposable.

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>>8418175
yeee

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>>8418144
>tfw your body goes into shock when you have an injection
>>8418181
let's discuss how anime is an enlightening medium and how it is made for true patricians

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>>8418158
Is that Arin?

My balls hurt ;~ ;

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I got high downtown and woke up in my bed. What is up?

>>8418142
Because as the most privileged and protected people in society, AFABs know it will ALWAYS be AMABs dying first NO MATTER the cause.

>>8418158
i read on reddit of some places helping t-girls learn to inject tho

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Leave this place.

>>8418197
wtf is that
im tired and high : (((

>>8418207
It's a ferret eating a melonhopper.

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Anyway, I'm going to try cosplaying, but I have literally nowhere to go with it, so...mixed feels

>>8418181
But it feels good to rub my kitten on Mister Bear

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Is my brow big?

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>tfw not a skinwalker

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>>8418229
yes
get ffs, srs and a boyfriend already

>>8418229
ye

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I have defeated you

remi ur adorable lemme in ur pillowfort

>>8418192
>wants muslims held at bay in western society
>embraces chinese gay cartoons and a neverending adolescence

it seems you've made your choice

>>8418219
hawt

>>8418229
if thats full profile, then yeah

>>8418229
how come it's not noticeable in your selfies?

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But Pookie.

>>8418254
Because she shoops her pics usually?

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>>8418031
just google the veggies, most are nutrient- or fiber-heavy and the main ones to avoid because of carbs are potatoes and other starchy things

keto doesn't "fail" off of one day, it's about putting your body in a state of ketosis where it's burning ketones to fuel your brain rather than burning carbs

you can dip out of keto whenever you want and within 24h you're back as long as you restrict carb intake

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Should I like the Facebook Pride Page?
>Pros
I want to
I get the Pride React
Supporting stuff I care about
>Cons
All of China knows I'm queer.

>>8418107
That whole album is pure brilliance. Scarling were a good band, too.

>>8418254
because she edits them and/or cuts off the top of her head, duh.
its pretty visible in the unshooped pictures

>>8418262
Yes!

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doesn't even matter
bitches have big brows

>>8418181
Who is the best boy in the Royal Tutor?
I say it's Bruno-kun
>>8418249
why would I listen to a transtrender like you
go home, shonen

>>8418279
>anime babble
English please

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when you randomly start crying at work

>>8418286
100 1 hundred 100 1 hundred 100 1 hundred

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>>8418279
Big brows are gross though

>>8418286
Exactly why I don't use the mirror while on the job

>>8418205
Hi.

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>>8418248
^w^
heres your free lifetime pass to the little pillow fort!!!

i made it a screenshot since its nfw
http://imgur.com/a/qBPbz
i said i would dox mercury, and i meant it

>>8418311
daddy!!!!!!!

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>>8418284
sounds like your problem

>>8418293
have you tried growing your bangs out?

>>8418181
lets talk about shut the fuck up sass and go somewhere age appropiate like susans

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>>8418317
c:
you also get a pillow fort pass!!!

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>>8418324
>have you tried growing your bangs out?
angie has a flat brow

>>8418328
lmao. just chill. I like anime too.
>>8418324
it's everybody's problem, just like keeping muslims at bay.

tfw lil bit of a brow ridge

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ahh this guy's so cute

>>8418156

low carb isn't a meme diet though.

>>8418324
Why would I need to grow my bangs out?

help guys keep looking at my boobs but im a boy

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>>8418311
thank u very much lil babby

also re add me on discord ;w;

>>8418339
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