Double diaper daddy date with pookie and our daddies edition.
Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Nicole is the best person in the world imo
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previous >>8412232
>hmmm maybe i'll try making friends, i'm just stressing myself out worrying about them not liking me
>this is fine
>oh it only took me five messages to get them to stop responding
feels good having self-hate validated in a way, i'm just gonna hide forever..
thud
I thought to much.
Do I take some more d-ribose, or become a zombie for bed?
>>8414915
not everyone is going to give you a free flowing conversation, especially not a new friend.
you gotta find a way to connect like playing a game together.
just ask them questions like what do you like to do and find something you have in common and do it together.
honbody 4 life
zero hips
broad shoulders
>>8413680
????????????
how did you find that
>>8414915
Iktf, no one loves me desu.
>>8414927
monster rib cage
>>8414936
i like talking to you though, but i am Anonymous 4chan poster so you may not notice how much i love you
>>8414927
huge clown feet
>>8414915
this seems to happen to me as well
>>8414927
fridge body but you have lumbar lordosis AND all your fat goes to your tummy
i did cummies onto a paper towel then went to go get a cookie to eat then accidentally put it on the paper towel and now i face the decision whether or not to eat the cookie
>>8414961
tfw hrt took all of your cummies away and your daddy is far away so their is no one to cum on your cookies ;-;
>>8414961
cummies are part of a balanced diet desu
>>8414968
to be fair i only make a few drops of clear cummies, so the cookie has remained relatively unscathed
>>8414973
was it still tasty?
iced cookie?
>>8414974
it tasted like a normal cookie
but with the feeling that i'm sacrificing a little bit of my purity with each bite
anyone want a webm of me playing with my boobs?
>>8414978
sure why not
>>8414977
*corruption increases*
>>8414999
corrupt me daddy
>>8415017
b-but im not a daddy im a little girl!!!!! ;o;
and daddys dont do corrupting they are supposed to give hugs and marry you and pay for your deschamps braley ffs
(like my daddy_)))
>>8415032
you're going to be the daddy tonight okay
>>8415035
but im too small and little to be the daddy ;-;
i cant even make the daddy cummies!!!! not even a single drip drop!!! how can i be the daddy if i cant do that!
>>8415042
idk we will find a way. you can stand on a ladder or something
>when u get drunk with ur gf but only gibe her a few shots over the same number of hours
>and she proto passes out
>and you put her to bed cutely
>and u realise ur relationship is unintentionally mommy-daughter but not in a sexual way
Chaser herem How do I make a transwoman fall in love with me?
Interesting...
>Dietary fat and fructose, which do not increase insulin secretion, lead to reduced leptin production, suggesting a mechanism for high-fat/high-sugar diets to increase energy intake and weight gain.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14749280
So as a thought experiment I just wrote a word document on "reasons I could be trans". It became a sort of life story and I've reached the 16 year old period and I've written 7 word pages in small font. Does this mean I'm likely to be trans? I also tried to write "reasons I'm not trans" and it was like less than 1 page.
>>8415098
I mean honestly generally I feel like if you're thinking about it this much there's a pretty good chance you're trans but yeah this too is a pretty good indication
>>8415098
do you want to transition/take hormones? you don't have to if you don't want it
>>8415098
You're probably just a gay man. Try going to a gay bar.
>>8415098
if you want to be a girl, the odds are overwhelmingly likely that you're trans
i, too, wasted a lot of time thinking if i was actually trans
>>8415098
>I am literally writing novels about how I was a girl all along
just take skittles
>>8415116
>I'll just be a bottom gay guy for a few years and then kill myself when my body becomes more masculine.
That's the spirit!
>>8415116
>I've wanted to take hormones since I was 15 and a half but I don't want my family to kill me.
>caring about a family who would kill you or excise you for being who you want to be
honestly cut them out of your life and see what happens... if they're worth anything at all they'll email you and make at the VERY least a token effort to be aware of how your life is going
t. cut out everyone through absence of contact and the only person who emails after me is my mom
i love my cat but he doesnt love me
>>8415135
my dog loves my mom way more than me. he sleeps in her bed and cuddles with her pajamas when she is at work
>>8415138
:(
my mom loves my dog way more than me
being a tranny is kind of gay lmao
>>8415142
im sorry Anon :(
>>8415153
i love you more than my dog though :)
TFW just cry in the middle of the night for no reason
>tfw you're a weird looking boy with boobs
>>8415157
even though we know nothing about each other i love you too
>>8415168
*marries you*
>>8415158
same
>>8415170
>_<
>>8415174
Hugg
>>8415167
i'm 24 and look like a butch woman nearing 40
>>8415167
i know this feel
>"Ok we quit hrt today"
>"tanner stage 1 and curvier ass and slowly more feminine profile"
>"motherfuckers"
>*takes hrt*
>>8415190
stop being silly Amy
reminder to not wear bras because they encourage your body to not counter gravity and to end up with saggy boobs due to lack of microtears in flesh from the physical impulse of the breast mass pulling on the chest
reminder to supersaturate your body with vitamin c because the accepted daily value for it is essentially "this is what will prevent you dying from disease through gum decay" and your body can sustain 2000-3000 mg daily and its whole purpose is to synthesize collagen to hold your body together i.e. heal wounds and make your tissues healthier and stronger
reminder to try your best to stick to keto because carbs are a kind of species-al meme due to the ease of replication of wheat farming, and humans were never meant to intake more than ~30g of carbs a day, hence why the brain can use ketones to fuel itself
>photoshopped a picture of myself to see if i would have a chance with ffs
>want to kms even more now
>>8415158
I did that for the first time in month last night. Hoping it doesn't become a regular occurrence again.
>>8415214
>>8415219
reminder to drink cum
>>8415228
yeah
>>8415226
*pat*
>>8415219
can you source the first one
the rest i don't mind doing but wearing a bra makes me feel less dysphoric so there needs to be a good reason
>>8414942
Th-thanks I guess :3
>>8415237
bras are only anti-dysphoria insofar that you're overtly wearing a female-only garment
wearing a bra degrades the firmness of the breast because it isn't exposed to the physical forces of reality, which create microtears, which are repaired beyond their initial state because that's how muscle and tendon and flesh stength build themselves
t. haven't worn a bra ever and my tits are bouncy and tight as fuck even though they're small
>>8415219
>tfw love cakes too much to do keto ;_;
I'm a fatass....
>>8415247
thats not a source
>>8415249
Just started keto a week ago, I miss pizza and icecream :(
>>8415247
yes but can you post at least one peer-reviewed study that says a garment that is worn by the vast majority of women actually has that effect.
>>8415251
there isn't a source for it because it's a general truth of flesh... when you hurt a piece of flesh it will attempt to repair itself and defend itself against whatever condition hurt it
>>8415256
i can post my tits i guess but my phone camera is a piece of shit
>>8415259
i mean i don't disagree and it seems probably true but she asked for a source
>>8415261
your tits aren't a study they are an anecdote
>look in mirror think I look like I could be passable with a little work and make up
>look again a few hours later realize I look like an ugly old man despite not even being 20 yet and that I likely have 0 chance of passing
>>8415235
I'm so screwed
>>8415264
Got that girl to get a haircut Sertii
>>8415269
this is me :<
>>8415253
you can have icecream if you DIY and use a sweetener instead of sugar
>>8415272
not even close
>>8415275
you look very cute and fluffy
>>8415282
just dont add chocolate or fruit, it has to be flavored without sugar
>>8415287
Small amount of blueberries if fine though, I've been having like a quarter of a cup of those with breakfast, only 5g carbs.
>>8415262
>>8415264
>1
absolutely
gravity x regeneration is the dominant effect of breast existence
fat tissue makes up the majority of the tissue mass, but the tightness of it is dependent on the environment in which it lives
>>8415263
it doesn't need a study, it's just logic applied to flesh
don't wear a bra and you'll have tighter breasts because your breasts are forced to contend with gravity and exercise and the world around them, rather than being couched in some fucking fabric hammock
>>8415304
Wait so If I have to hide mine most of the time with a sports bra, that will fuck them?
>>8415279
I had a dream where I was my old self and I was at a party :(
>>8415304
this sounds like broscience but for girls
>>8415311
sort of
the more you deny them the opportunity to create microtears from everyday activity, the more they continue on a path where they don't have to reinforce those collagen structures to support the breast mass
>>8415314
it's one of the few broscience-tier things that actually make any kind of sense
>>8415313
:(
>>8415319
>>8415316
Well even if it makes kind of sense, how do you know the resulting difference between wearing a bra and not wearing a bra are so big that it is worth it, without a study :/?
>>8415325
FTM calling with questions. Do you folks get a second puberty on mones like we do? And what's with ya'll and anime?
>>8415326
the entire precept of wearing a bra was based on africans being flat and saggy, which is more a consequent of malnutrition than breast health, but bra manufacturers latched onto the advertising precedent and used images of less-economic people with situationally-saggy breasts to boost sales of bras on the basis of "if you don't wear a bra you end up with saggy breasts" even though sagginess wasn't actually based on fabric/garment support
and they falsely say "people who buy bras are better" when the reality is that avoiding bras gives you better tits through just trying to advert gravity and having no other support mechanism
>>8415341
ya how else do u expect the titties to grow. everyone lieks anime cause it gives them idiotic unrealistic expectations on what women are. they want to be the anime to keep delusions
>>8415341
yes
anime is cute idk
What do you lot do during the weekends? I just get high. eat some snacks and watch a movie, listen to some music, or play a game.
>>8415341
estrogen is seems pretty weak on us compares to testosterone on you guys
>>8415350
same but not getting high because i don't really have money
>>8415350
I cry in my bed ^^ ( ;_; )
>>8415345
Okay...But what if you want to hide that your nipples poke out through your clothes ? :/
>>8415341
yeah we do, it's pretty interesting
also many of us are depressed and stayed inside a lot before transition (unfortunately this is the same for many after they do but oh well) and when you're alone often you do tend to pick up hobbies like that.
>>8415358
tape them down for your work shift or act like they don't exist i.e. just some metabolic meme
>>8415358
Use tape, like FtMs do.
>>8415341
kind of but T already did its damage
just wear a fucking bra when you need one don't wear one when you don't jesus christ
>>8415368
are you willing to move to ontario?
we have a room here
>>8415372
Haha if only, I'm all the way in New Zealand
>>8415380
do it
also i'm in the alpha for Keystone but it's a compliete piece of UE3-tier FPS shit and anyone who knows anything about shooters knows what that means
it's "alright"
>told myself i'd transition when i turned 18
>im almost 20 now and have made no attempts to even start the process
whats the point if im ugly
What do you do when you can't stop thinking about someone???
>>8415387
you'lll be a little less sad as an ugly girl than as an ugly boy
>>8415389
you fuck them
>>8415389
you meet up and fuck them
>>8415387
hormones will make you less ugly
>>8415392
cant fix a personality tho
>>8415351
So you don't get sudden acne and shit? Trying to think of facets of female puberty you'd get but it's much less dramatic than male puberty...
>>8415389
try to distract yourself with other things and people. it really helped me to stop thinking about you all the time.
>>8415390
being treated like a trans girl sounds like Bad News
i used to keep my hair a bit long as a desperate attempt at femininity and people were so mean to me when they realized i was a boy
>>8415384
Believe me I would if I could, I'd love to get as far away from here as possible, but I'm currently just saving up to afford to move out of where I am currently, to a different city. Moving to another different country would be a hell of a lot more expensive.
Natalie is getting orchi in a few hours. Give her some loving (You)s please!
>>8415402
>ywn lovingly hold your girlfriends hand as her balls are cut off
good luck to her though!!
>>8415392
cute girl sertuu
as i am a boy thinking about posting in passgen as ftm, after everyone hugboxed me and said i passed as female
>>8415391
>>8415392
That's uhh, cutting right to the chase
>>8415396
It doesn't seem to work that well.
>>8415389
cry and hug a pillow thinking about them
>>8415410
well you need something more intense then. something that needs all your concentration.
>>8415392
Only for some, you are super lucky, or putting a lot of effort into it :/ HRT did nothing for me
I'm not wanted here.
I shouldnt post anime images or try to act cute because I am a joke of an old man.
I am going to continue trying to lose weight or suicide, was thinking about doing it on monday but idk.
anyway. goodbye.
>>8415410
it's just physics
if two transbians get into each others attraction fields they will eventually bump together if not stopped
>>8415392
>pre-hrt and 7 months are the same human being
why is your hrt magical
>>8415445
some people get real hrt
>>8415423
Hmmm that is going to be hard to come by until school starts. I mean it's not like I want to stop or anything it's just been a very long time since I've had this issue.
>>8415422
Oh no, is that what you do? ;-;
>>8415415
That right there was a comfy anime that
>>8415441
Is this actually what happens??
What if one of them like has no idea how to have sex with a girl surely it can't be that likely
how did you start hrt
where'd you go
what was it like
how did you start hrt
where'd you come from
where'd you go
where'd you come from, cotton eyed Joe
>>8415450
went to qhi.co.uk
waited a month
was pretty nice
i was just going to try it out but turns out it feels really really good
>>8415465
making fun of my posts is transphobic and im calling the police
>>8415469
oh no :C
>>8415465
good girl
>>8415470
hope you like gay hell murder prison
>>8415447
yeah i cry into the pillow almost everynight :<
wont have to do it for too much longer though
>>8415474
a-at least I can make burritos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfX-h54h2OI
>gf undergoes complete transformation in just 7 months hrt
>meanwhile, me
>>8415482
Your bathroom seems to be rotating
>>8415486
i think thats normal in british houses
also for the hot tap water to be unsafe for your health if you drink it
>>8415489
Also your features have noticeably softened
You might want to consider some new frames though
>>8415486
plz wear a maids outfit and kick me
>>8415492
I've been considering new frames yes, it's a priority because I also need to, probably, replace my lenses soon as well. So might as well also get a pair of frames that feminise my face, if such a thing is possible.
Money is the issue since I'm stuck in broke student limbo for a few more months at the least.
hey
at what point does one become so desperate to the point of actively looking for chasers to not be alone
Friendly reminder that I hate you all.
http://www.theage.com.au/world/couldnt-be-topped-inventor-of-hawaiian-pizza-sam-panopolous-dies-aged-83-20170610-gwondv.html
21 tran salute
>>8415494
I am sorry I am only willing to do that for one person if she asks nicely
>>8415496
Honestly I think it's less about feminizing your face (it's fairly soft and round to begin with), but more about picking frames that don't actively clash with your features, they used to work ok but they definitely aren't working for you now.
omg i've literally been high for like 2 days. i'm not sure that was the best way to spend my days off. like where did those days goooo?
>>8415504
I guess I've been used to thick black rim square glasses for so long I'm having a hard time using my imagination to imagine myself wearing anything else.
I have some time to ponder on this (as well as go to places to try out things, I have some greek nerd I can bring with me to give a second opinion) given I won't be able to afford new frames for a while. So I guess I need to start stepping out of my aesthetic comfort zone a bit.
>>8415509
helloh is me
>>8415509
No, my current self has no estrogen, I'd rather be someone else thank you very much.
>>8415518
How have you been besides getting high?
>>8415524
Stay optimistic
>>8415526
immaculate, really
>>8415482
You became asian.
>>8415528
Sounds good, I think
>tfw I feel like getting high this afternoon as well on Homer Saturday
>>8415530
Ofcourse I do, you're a cute little muffin
>>8415526
Ok frog senpai
>>8415530
i can't smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol so dis all i do. but i don't need to be high alll of the timeee.
>>8415533
that could be gooood. i have stuff to do way later today so i'm just smoking a bowl rn to kill timeee till thhennnn.
>>8415530
same I'm high since december 2015 stopped with alcohol tho.
>>8415535
Praise (I don't actually know that much about /pol/ memes tbqh)
>>8415537
I'm serious though, you look just great~
>>8415539
When I was in Rotterdam I brought some with me so I might as well smoke myself down until I feel good again
>>8415235
I know the "perpetual present" nature of the show plays into this, but seeing adult versions of Bart never felt like they were real. Though I haven't seen every "the future" episode yet.
>>8415543
Haha neither, I was just replying to your pic tbdesu.
I was lying before btw, no optimism to be found here.
bleh i"m still drunk. i just want to get a hangover and be done with this.
;~;
>>8415542
i cant afford to drink all the time i lied, but i drink in spirit
>>8415543
post pic of u covfefe
>>8415539
why can't u smoke or drink? i dont really smoke cigarettes they're gross and if you get addicted you dont get high off of nicotine. i smoke like 1-2 non-additive rollies a day, don't get cravings and headspins everytime
>>8415392
What the fuck. It's hard to believe that's the same person.
>>8415553
>getting hangovers
WEAK
>>8415543
do you not feel good now? :c
>>8415555
i have crohn's disease. so nicotine and alcohol are big no's but marijuana is prescribed for the anti-inflammatory properties
>>8415392
you look like alines
also wtf are you on my whoremones did fuckall, all i did was get chubby to hide masc features after hrt didn't change a thing on it's own
>>8415482
aaaaah! tu pelo crece tan rápido! vas muy bien!
>>8415549
Most of my friends browsec /pol/ so I had to rely on them back then. I sometimes go to /pol/ but only for shitposting.
I hope you'll fine your inner optimism
>>8415555
haha
no
i don't want to get doxxed again
>>8415559
Not really, normally I'd go outside but I haven't had a really great day yesterday
>>8415558
yeah! i'm a weak fag.
>>8415555
yeah I never really enjoyed wine or beer either. it's usually shots or cocktails. also drinking alone isn't fun so I didn't drink often I'm more excited to try out coke.
>>8415570
coke is bleh. sort of like strongest coffee
>>8415562
Post on discord
Lily#2085
>>8415565
Get classy like me
>>8415570
I like cider the best, crisp apple cider
maybe I should go back to sleep.
>>8415572
lol! i always forget you're pretty! :)
>>8415571
sounds good enough
this song is lowkey causing my soul to ascend into heaven https://soundcloud.com/akira-sennin/euphoria-bf18
>>8415574
More sleep is always nice
>>8415562
Idk where it is, like I had it this morning, but then I started drinking vodka and rum, and now I can't find it.
Almost 30 now and life does not get better. I wish I was dead.
>>8415576
aww thank u
>>8415586
She didn't dox me, she's pretty nice desu.
>>8415586
i've never doxed anyone or shared pics without permission, there's nothing for in me in that but I get that it's 4chan and you can't trust everyone
uwu
>>8415594
uwu
>>8415596
uwu
>>8415438
just kill yourself
stop the pretense that you are even trying
just kill yourself
>>8415589
Yeh she really is a sweet heart
>>8415592
i'll think about it, but if i add you, promise me you won't be one of those people who speak to me because they're depressed everyday and they need someone to comfort them, i'm an optimistic little herring so i cannot deal with other people's depressions
>>8415602
Can you please leave and never come back? I will take sheens sadposting all day over garbage like you.
>>8415597
uwu
>>8415438
Don't go sheen :(
>>8415604
naw i probs wont chat much i dont tend to chat much with people i'm not super close to
>>8415609
>>8415602
Pretty mean fucker, like almost every tranny feels like shit a lot of the time, and saying shit like this is pretty cunty.
>>8415438
Please stay sheen.
>>8415438
I wish I was strong enough to kill myself
gl with both weight loss, or removing yourself from pain sheen
>>8415610
*gasp*
is a 27 inch ribcage bad if i'm just about 5'3
rushing in to "Save" sheen as soon as she gets bullied.
dont act like you give one fuck about sheen. she doesnt need a hug box she needs to fix her life.
>>8415610
fine if that what makes you happy, and only if you promise me, i added you
>>8415604
Add me Ally#5929 I don't sadpost anymore
I found my optimism btw, it was at the bottom of the bottle, I just had to finish it :)
>>8415615
it probably takes more strenght staying alive in this hell every day than killing yourself.
>>8415616
>>8415619
i promis
>>8415618
she needs to fix her life yes, not give up
>>8415626
uwwwwwwwwwwu
>>8415624
It's really hard to kill yourself senpai
>>8415628
it's not that hard if you know what you are doing. idk I did overcome any fear of anything and like can just flip into idc mode so if I really wanted to kill myself I probably would already have done it.
>>8415628
killing yourself is both easy and hard.
if you're in control of yourself I don't think it's easy, but once you feel out of control I guess it gets easier.
>>8415629
Oh, ok that's fine
I'm actually pretty optimistic desu, I'm just shitposting atm cause it's midnight and I'm tired and bored :)
>>8415635
come to brisbane we got cake in the fridge
>>8415636
Yum :)
I'm actually saving up for an overseas trip.
I've never left NZ so I really just want to go anywhere.
>>8415617
bls resbond
>>8415637
exciting! i had never left europe until i moved here
I'm never sharing my pic ever again
(puru hasn't killed me*************)
>>8415643
I bet you are cute coffe ^^
>>8415646
sshhh it's a secret
>tfw straight trannies are undergoing an extinction event in /mtfg/
>>8415652
Why hello it is I, Jimbles Straghtrombo
Girls are gross
>>8415640
I'm probably not going to go on holiday till I'm full time tbqh, in like 2ish years maybe.
Might wait till I know a few people on here a bit better for a meet up or something, I think that'd be really cool, but kinda scary probably.
>>8415643
I'm considering sharing my pre HRT face here, but idk, I was freaking out showing just one person, but I got that optimism, so maybe I'll do it :)
>>8415633
I've tried a few times and each time it takes working up a lot of nerve to try that being said I think I'm immortal and anything other than a gun can't kill me
>26 years old.
>Still feel like I'm basically a child.
Was adulthood always just a meme.
>>8415660
if you come to brisbane hit me up!
>>8415497
bump :c
>>8415667
oh, :< I'm 23 and you are telling me I won't feel more grown up in a couple of years then ? :(
I feel like I'm way too old for my mental age <.<
Puru is actually really adorable lol
She fine
>>8415667
Yeah, I'm 22 but I realised a couple of years back that there's no "grown up switch" that happens. I'm still basically 14 year old me, but with a better diet and no one to tell me to go to bed.
>>8415674
>Puru is actually really adorable lol
anybody with a couple of spare brain cells to rub together for a thought or two already knew this though
>tfw h makes everything okay
i wish i had this i don't care feel without it ;-;
i don't wanna have like 1 week a month where i am okay with the outside.
or sometimes like 3 months since feeling any urge to do it is spooky desu..
>>8415652
Hello just the resident 5'2" straight tranny with a 6'4" bf that's going to pay for my deschamps braley ffs ;)
I think ill make it ^w^
>>8415628
This is true unless you dont mind tons of pain and suffering
>>8415694
>needing ffs
agp
>>8415652
Im straight though??? Im exclusively attracted to men, and male genitalia
>>8415667
lol, I ask myself this all the time
>>8415694
No sympathy.
>tfw 5'10", widest shoulders smallest hips biggest back, that will never even look like a woman, even if face got FFS :<
>>8415700
I don't need it to pass lmao Mrs smiles and angles :^]
>>8415715
>angles
most of her pictures are literally completely front facing
also
>i pass full stealth xdd
is the oldest lie in the /mtfg/ book of people who wont post their pic
>>8415717
Nobody lies on the internet wtf
For example: I haven't posted a pic here yet and I don't pass yet.
Definitive proof.
Feet
I demand her smelly feet
>tfw just a beta male who likes pretty things and would rather try to be pretty than handsome
>>8415717
Don't really feel like connecting my face with being a diaper fag :^]
Also people on here called me a pedo for being in a ddlg relationship so i don't want a bunch of crazy transbians doing shit
https://youtu.be/rn8ywqCjjP0
YUNG TRANNY ELLIE ROGER
;( my hero
>>8415731
this is a very long video, trashy
>>8415732
RIP my sister
DOWN
WITH
CIS
Sprayin and prayin at them niggas gwop gwop trannysquaaad
>>8415727
Shes quite ugly though....
>>8415717
I pass and am stealth (mostly)
>>8415674
>>8415679
>>8415683
Aww thank you ;-;
open recruitment seasonz
>>8415748
i'll always like you puru, even if you did choose to live in a dumb country with spoidahs and scalding hot weather
>>8415756
My brain smol :(
>>8415757
I haven't seen a single spider big enough to pierce human skin in 6 months and I'm freezing
>>8415762
well i haven't seen a single spider big enough to pierce human skin in my entire life
because i live in a place where they don't exist
>>8415765
There's way less mosquitoes here
>>8415701
Ayyybb
>>8415756
Needs a sad pre HRT tier desu
eating sauerkraut is normal
>>8415774
>Not being sad both pre and post hrt
>>8415775
I buy big 900g jars of it in Tesco from the Polish aisle.
It's pretty addictive ngl
Woke up and went to the toilet this morning...
There was a girl/tranny in the mirror.
All i could think standing there is, what will my father think when he visits me for the first time in 2.5 years next month?
>>8415780
>All i could think standing there is, what will my father think when he visits me for the first time in 2.5 years next month?
"excuse me young lady, is your husband home"
>>8415734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
>>8415789
They've seen my fb pics tho. So, like, idk. But irl, i look different b/c the way the light catches my freckles/face.
Also, i dont really have any full body pics.
Ngl, the boy half of me totally understands guys tryna fug me more frequently as time passes.
Nothing i wear can be boymode anymore..... Just gonna ba really interesting to see my dads reaction
>>8415783
Speaking, may i help you?
>>8415794
https://youtu.be/UiIesXG3I6k
every cis thottie gon lick the shottie
>>8415783
"daddy I don't have a husband yet, silly"
>>8415797
>Nothing i wear can be boymode anymore.....
might as well start wearing super short shorts
>>8415756
sign me up
>>8415797
Kek no way I'm changing my name or putting girlmode pics on my current FB, too many cunts from highschool to bully me :( Gonna make a new one.
>tfw want boys to try to fug me so I can reject then desu
>>8415807
I do at home, around the yard.
I cant while doing leisure activities, too many mosquitos.
I basically live outside during summer
>>8415811
I made a new one. But also, who gives a shit about people from highscool
>>8415812
p-pic
>>8415814
Of what?
My butt?
>>8415813
I don't care about them, I just don't want anyone that I don't want to come out too to know I'm a tranny
>>8415798
you're alright trashy
don't go to technoir tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0kg80jAtI8
>>8415818
>you care enough to hide
I came out to all my college friends and they were all supportive and cool.
Even the deep closet gay friend with a wife & mortgage wont stop trying to meet up
>>8415816
I guess you only show boys your butt now huh
>>8415828
Duh. Shes cucking her wife hardcore at this point.
>>8415808
a 12 gauge in one hand, an AR18 in the other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvdT4wFh0tQ
IT'S HOMIE SATURDAY
CUT YOUR BALLS OFF THEY SAID
IT'LL BE FUN THEY SAID
YOU'LL BE A REAL GIRL THEY SAID
YOU LIED TO ME MTFG
DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES
>>8415930
Are you meming or what happened
>>8415930
are you high from the anesthesia
>when you hide your hrt and have all your hair cut off
By the way did I miss any drama while I was gone?
>>8415959
There was chaser on chaser drama last night.
>>8415972
Sauce me up girlfriend
what's fun about dysphoria is when you fix one thing that's wrong you then see the things around it so like each level of dysphoria you beat opens three new levels, ensuring the ride never ever ends
>>8415993
That's why I repressed and learned to attribute ugliness to masculinity and that males are allowed and expected to be ugly and as a reward I'm allowed to be a slob, not have to worry about clothes and eat whatever I want
>>8415994
>S-sorry
Oh it was np i meant to say um instead of ugh sorry.
>>8416003
that doesn't really sound like a reward bud
>>8416012
What a stupid and retarded attempt at romantic language
I hope that person dies
I have a question though
Have chasers ever succeeded here?
>>8416007
Oh okay~
>>8416016
Kaylas bffff
>>8416024
Besides him
>>8415780
>her dad actually talks to her
Lucky bitch.
>>8416026
A couple, but they get dumped immediately because the girl has better judgement
>>8416026
How do you define success?
I've gotten a few girls to show me their boobs.
>>8416027
He calls me buddy tho.
Flat out said im still his kid but he'd never accept me as a woman
>>8416032
>>8416038
Why can't people just come here and meet a nice lady to have a wonderful relationship with instead of sex
I mean it's not like the most important part of life
>>8416041
Oh
>>8416038
Hooking up, dummy
>>8416016
>Have chasers ever succeeded here?
Kayla and Pleb's bfs
Does anyone know of a good app (preferably free or cheap) f
>Capcha: Select all pictures of shorts
I'm trying, reCap.
>>8416055
Why did that cut off
>...for keeping track of a keto diet
>>8416047
Hooking up with someone you really click with can lead to a wonderful relationship
>>8416049
I'm in the Toronto area, so you would think it would be easy, but I've never found a MtF from 4chan actually willing to follow through and get together. Maybe it's just me though.
>>8416055
Its called just eet meet and no sweets, isnt that neat?
new /mtfg/ bingo
updated!
>>8416066
>tfw favorite is carbs and sweet meat
Stupid america, with its barbeque and potatoes.
Is the meme about cauliflower being the replacement for potatoes legit?
>>8416073
Swami you know you fit most of these right?
As for my political views
"Terrorism is stupid, fuck open borders and don't let me die i have a soul and i need food"
that's it, otherwise idc
>>8416098
nah i'm trutrans
sorry honny!
>>8416073
>swami is a an obese hon with no personality
>unironically takes the time to make this bingo
Really makes me think
>>8416073
>tfw no free space
>>8416108
my good, terrific friend! muffs made this actually
i have the most personality of this entire general [not hard to accomplish] AND! i am at a very healthy weight
you just seem resentful i'm trutrans and you're not!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64zTVav9Ch4
the theme of mad hons
>>8416115
>i am at a very healthy weight
Lol no
>i'm trutrans
Trutrans is a meme for unattractive vapid hons with no personality. There is a reason muffs cries about never having a bf and there is a reason you will only have desperate chasers.
>>8416073
I started just after my 16th birthday that's got to be worth something
>>8416122
trutrans is a meme for attractive, high iq goddesses with tons of personality!
you seem resentful i am in a trutrans discord and you are not
>>8416011
Can't go out of the the house otherwise
but i pass i swear
Adam West died
>>8416124
Post ring/pointer finger and current face pic swami. We all know you are a hon
>>8416127
jerking off to shemale porn is an auto agp, missy!
saddening! pathetic! awful!
"You look a hon MTF which I find confusing. Pretty sure that mean's youre passing. Cut your hair and you're good."
lmfao told you i didnt pass.
>>8416131
i lost my face and hands in a hon-caused acid attack by mtfg
sorry!
>>8416133
was not shemale on shemale tho.
was always a guy sexing the girl and I'd imagine i was the girl, I don't think it's any different than any other girl watching porn
>>8416140
>i'd imagine i was the girl
AGP!!!!!
>>8416011
Can't go out of the the house otherwise
Anal masturbation to shemale porn tho.
Now same, but to straight porn.
Self inserting
So. Idk about agp, thatd make cis girls agp just by wanting dick
>>8416073
meh
>>8416129
I KILLED HIM! AHAHAHAHA
can I getta uwu
>>8416129
i bet you never watched the original batman TV series
POSER
>>8416160
wuw
>>8416073
tfw agp4life
>>8416170
Cringey m8
>>8416171
You mean that i jerk off? i only do it once in a while these days desu i dont want to completely lose the function of my dick.
Now ive been confirmed for hon can i kill myself.
kayla's bf is so gross lol
chasers need to be rounded up and sent to gulag imo
>>8416175
remember! down the road!
>>8416172
Owning boyclothes, trans through 4chan, neet, animu erping with trannies, strict transbian.
And i guess jerking often is kinda gross, too.
Honestly, i only touch it like every once in a while durimg sex just to orgasm. It isnt my favorite tho
But, i still get erections randomly from time to time. Not reall worried about atrophy
>>8416181
No thats stupid im gona just jump in front of a train.
[inferiority complex/self hate intensifies]
>>8416185
have fun!
>>8416180
Let's be honest: most MTFs' lives would be improved if they had cute chaser bfs. They have a net positive impact on the transgender community and we transgendered girls would find ourselves much unhappier if they didn't come here and offer to be our boyfriends.
Chasers are the unsung heroes of /mtfg/.
>>8416124
Don't you get tired of this Sam?
>>8416073
ur making this easier
>>8416187
same
what's wrong with us and are there pills that fix it?
>>8416193
it is i, swami! my dear friend samantha went to bed hours ago after a night of hot fucking and chaturbate with her ftm boyfriend!
samantha is not a boogiewoman lurking in the shadows! that is your schizophrenia talking! sad!
>>8416180
Still tho.
Like, i thought those ppl were myths
>>8416073
Can I still be trutrans™?
>>8416202
no u got bingo
sad!
>>8416184
>Owning boyclothes
well i have a guys plaid shirt for job interviews because i was with my dad when i got it and i wasnt comfortable getting a girls shirt in front of him.
>finding out trans through 4chan
I mean i never really heard about it at all before i came here but i talked to a few trans girls in like 2010 maybe about their dysphoria and stuff and it made me realize my depression and self loathing was probably very simiarl
>anime erp with trannies
Thats mostly as a joke its pretty funny
>strict transbian
No one controls their sexuality. I was strictly into men before hormones, i didnt decide to all of the sudden like girls, it just happened. If i stop taking hormones for long enough im interested in men again.
>>8416152
Post voice
>>8416205
B-but it's really a matter of getting killed if I present as female without passing. The place where I live is quite conservative. Also, I'm trying to get a job, and going honmode would just reduce my chances of getting it.
>>8416206
Aren't you a neet who lives with your dad tho?
>busy as hell morning at the restaurant
>wait on several tables
>work up a sweat and promptly serve all my guests
>only make 9$
fuck this shit. im replacing this shitty job asap. I make almost no money on top of catty petty drama
>>8416212
At the moment yeah i havent had a job since before college. Worked full time for about 2.5 years before that though. We assembled control panels for the oil and gas industry, hence why i noticed your steel toed boots.
>>8416213
Life hack: get more out of your job by taking petty supplies from your workplace.
Never buy toilet paper or pens again!
What's the best way to get rid of body hair without that weird leg shadow showing up within a day?
>>8416240
laser
>>8416217
But if you're full time, why are you nervous about shopping
>>8416240
You could just let it all hang.
>>8416245
im not but my dad was with me at the time and he still sees me as a guy its hard to explain. He goes out of his way to correct people when they assume im his daughter. Hence why i dont like going anywhere with him but on that day he was buying me free clothes so i said fuck it lets go
>>8416253
Your poor, poor father.
>>8416259
Ikr
>your only son and one of only 2 boys in an extended family with 11 females in that generation decides to be a girl
>has bigger boobs than both wife and daughter
>but hes your son
I dont blame him for being sad that i transitioned and that he doesnt have a son to do guy things with anymore. But i didnt really have a choice so what can i do.
>oh look at me i pass oh wee wow, my lifes so hard look at this story where i pass so well it created an issue.
passpasspass
FUCK OFF WITH THE PASSING STORIES.
Okay I cut my balls off and I'm coming down from the adrenaline rush
Kara is amazing and taking care of me and I don't deserve her kindness
>>8416278
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKIGN PASSERS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>8416285
I cut my hair off
>>8416291
Dont bleed out
>>8415253
There's keto pizza recipes. Look up fat head pizza
>>8416198
Cyanide capsules should do the trick I reckon
>>8415253
Ok, here's a pic that will help you not regret pizza, courtesy of Elanna.
>>8415736
i think she's the opposite of your opinion
>>8416277
That's just so horribly depressing. It really doesn't strike you just how fucked up all of this is until someone brings up the people most affected by it.
>>8416310
BUT
WHY
>>8416310
i HATE this
>>8416295
how are u? why isn't your messenger thing working?
>>8416318
>other people
>most affected
every is everypony doing
>>8416318
Im pretty sure considering its my life i am the most effected by it. IT was either
>dont transition, repress for another year then commit suicide.
>parents lose their first born child and are grief stricken forever
>sisters feel awful too
or
>transition and get to keep living
>parents lose their only son but get a "daughter"
>they have to deal with feeling uncomfortable
>>8416331
derp how is.
maximum autisms
>>8416180
daily reminder that transbians are the biggest chasers of tranny cock :^)
>>8416192
its true
while not every cis partner doesnt have mental issues
lets be real here HONESTLY like every last one of you here has mental problems.
people with mental problems arent suited to take care of other people with these problems. and thinking that you can take care of another person with these problems is as autistic as the beta depressed guys on r9k that want a mentally ill girl, they would never be able to help her.
Trannys need stablity
not other people with so many mental problems that are going through so many changes aswell. hell isnt their a ton of stories of peoples orientation changing on hrt.
these are just some of the reasons why i see trannys changing who they are dating every week.
chaser(males) already have their self figured out
what they like, their own personality, they arent changing their body and going through emotional changes. I dont shill ddlg for no reasons, its because its searches for this type of person that trannies need.
this is what pisses me off about this place because chaser(males) are one of the few people that are good for us yet their is a huge transbian fueled circle jerk about them.
if you dont like men then dont talk crap about them. talk crap about cis women and how you will always be a third gender to them.
>>8416340
>ke every last one of you here has mental problems
>has a daddy diaper fetish
You are reaching levels of projection that shouldn't even be possible.
>>8416340
i'm way too ugly & butch for a cis guy tbqh
let alone a straight one
>>8416310
>whole wheat spaghetti
this is the true problem
>>8416200
go to church lol
Guise,
My ass is too big.
>>8416348
ok rofl you got me lmao trannys DONT have emotional and mental problems LOL ims so dumb :^)
ah crud crud POOP(literally because i wear diaps ROFL)
>>8416360
>Men please give me attention about my ass who cares if im married
>>8416360
thats not a problem
>>8416340
>chaser defence force is led by an emote spamming daddy fetishist
really gets those synapses firing
you can tell i'm trutrans because of how often i say 'like' in casual conversation
>>8416340
I have to disagree with you. People with mental issues can find good companionship with others with mental issues. Sure it is better if they have the support of someone without issues, but more than likely their immediate family is also fucked up.
Chasers are not good. Especially if they try to do things that cause further harm. Like trying to do stuff with the transgender's genitals when the transgender has genital dysphoria.
>>8416377
Double daddy diaper date just kinda rolls off the tongue
A guy almost got crushed today
>>8416394
omg what happened
cis males are okay
chasers are not
it's p easy to understand like only chasers get asshurt about being called chasers normal cis dudes don't give a fuck
>>8416394
crush me mommy
i am disappointed in the weakness of this so-called polish sauerkraut
use a stronger vinegar next time
my fucking psyche is just a 2001: a space odyssey vortical mess lately, i'm at the point of needing maybe some kind of major intervention in my life at the moment, like at the point of contemplating talking to my family
Does anyone know if progesterone makes hips wider? Seems like it should..
>>8416398
>>8416397
>take pallet off truck, it looks like one of the more stable ones and definitely isn't one that I'm worried about
>driver removes the wrap
>pick up the pallet with my jack, it immediately overbalances and falls towards the driver who is standing fairly close and rolling the wrap
>more than a ton of cans and jars lands just at his toes and grazes his arms
>>8416377
dont type at me mr.numale :^)
>>8416390
I suppose if you have no one else that will date you another tranny is better then nothing :^]
Dont push a double standard theirs lots of transbians that want to frot eachothers gt's
and meanwhile their are guys who dont want to do anything with a trannys genitals.
>>8416391
its literally this edition of mtfg made by me
>>8414903 :^)
>>8416410
the poles have no idea what they're doing, they just accept whatever the baltic washes in - nothin wrong with honest deutsch sauerkraut
>>8416419
Really fucking close.
>>8416421
while I do agree with you some of the militant transbians that are like kill all men and all dudes are scum are loud and retarded, it's equally retarded for a dude to come here and call himself a chaser
doesn't matter if he likes the term or not in this community calling urself that is putting a giant "don't date me ever" sign on his face
it's really easy to not fuck that up
>>8416414
lol, it's the anon who writes mtfg fanfic!
>>8416433
do you not live in a city? assuming you do - don't buy actual proper food at the fucking supermarket
how ridiculous is this? way too much..
>>8416450
the price? otherwise the pizza looks ok, even if you're a chump for ever eating pepperoni
>>8416444
i mean is sauerkraut "actual proper food"
in chile you could get nice sauerkraut from any shitty supermarket
also its not that this polish stuff is bad... it's just not sour enough for my tastes
i'm very gay
>>8416460
Extremely.
>>8416458
I find most sourkraut isnt kraut enough
>>8416457
isis get out
>>8416458
i'd say any kind of salad stuff, ingredients for dips, nuts, cheese and so on is 'proper food' - all stuff like that and baked goods i'll get when i go to the market (although i don't eat cheese anymore)
>>8416248
Nah, I'd rather kill myself desu
>>8416467
I still wish your posts had a like button.
hi fbi just so you know what beep here >>8416467 is doing - don't be alarmed - is just a bit of millennial 'irony' - she doesn't actually think i'm pro isis uwu - please don't investigate any ties i may or may not have to the islamic state in syria and the levant - there is no probable cause for that uwu
>>8416477
being really friendly to everyone is a cool survival mechanism for trans people because it incentivises the delivery guys to withhold their exclamations of hatred and revulsion at least until we've closed the door :)
>tfw you cook a fish soup and everyone in the house complains about the smell
hehe
>>8416450
u forgot anchovies
>>8416506
Did they call you a stinky tranny
>>8416419
Sounds like the pallet was loaded with most of the weight on one side.
>>8416421
>Dont push a double standard theirs lots of transbians that want to frot eachothers gt's
>transbians
Wouldn't want a male chaser.
>and meanwhile their are guys who dont want to do anything with a trannys genitals.
True, and I knew a very nice one of them, and a couple others that gradually became good once they learned how to best treat me. I also knew many guys and gals who sought to go out with me due to my genitalia and were bad for me because they were inconsiderate of my dysphorias.
>>8416506
Fish smells gud
>>8416510
>stinky tranny
lol good one.
>>8416510
no, they just told me to fuck off and opened some windows
i like the smell though, but i guess some people are just weird about fish for some reason (probably won't cook it too often though, i don't want people to hate me)
>>8416394
>comes out as a lesbian
>couple of days later tries to kill a man
Well, no one can doubt your loyalty to their cause now.
Cute things are cute.
>>8416506
I get complaints about that some times. I'll start making my soup base, and get it heating. Then I'll take 4oz per serving of fish fillets and properly cook them in a fry pan. Then I cut/break up the fish fillets into small pieces and add them to the soup. I usually use a creamy soup base like one would use for clam chowder. Sometime I cheat and use a can of pre made cream of mushroom or clam chowder soup.
So, im stuck being a pawg, then?
Forever?
>>8416553
>I get complaints about that some times.
don't you live on a remote farm though? who's complaining about the smell, the cows?
>>8416563
You are not a pawg and taking pictures from below of your ass to make it look bigger is one of the most vapid attention whoring things a girl can do.
>>8416564
Dad has complained a few times. He's been having to help me more and more with the farm due to my ME/CFS. So he's here more often now.
anime
Also i did a draw.
>>8416563
>pawg
Phat Ass White GIRLS.
Girls.
>>8416571
Um, sass has seen my nekkid butt before, she can vouch.
But also, how else do you take a pictyre of your own butte with one hand and a phone.
A top-down myspace ass angle would also be misrepresenting.
Apart from getting nekkid at work and finding a mirror.. idk how else to take this picture
>>8416586
So, pawtg?
>>8416589
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION OMG LOOK AT MY ASS PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION LOOK AT IT
And i thought cis tits was an attention whore.
>>8416598
but aren't we all looking for attention tho
(You)
>>8416598
>And i thought cis tits was an attention whore.
Every trip is. Every single one.
>>8416598
Shes all heresay tho.
Yes i want attention for my hard gains work, so what.
Damn you're salty.
Atleast i have pics
>>8416598
Hey im not like that anymore im a good girl now
mercy is the cutest overwatch character
>>8416598
*looks at valqs ass*
>>8416617
bullshit you didn't type uwu so I doubt your sincerity
>>8416619
NOW THIS IS WHAT IM TALKN 'BOUT
>>8416619
valq is my boyfriend pls delet this post
>>8416589
lol.
mentioning me will only get the salty anons triggered.
can vouch, Valq's butt is très femme and très impressive.
>>8416616
>Shes all heresay tho.
Im pretty sure everyone on mtfg has seen her tits at this point.
>>8416627
DELETE THIS
what do i do with all this ethereum
It doesn't feel so weird not having balls. I thought it would be a lot worse. But I may be stoned on hydrocodone idk
>>8416652
>ethereum
What is it.
>>8416658
Did you do it legit with a surgeon? or did you just cut ur balls off lol
Stop being lesbians
>>8416666
Went to a urologist. I'm in an oddly cheerful mood. I thought I'd be crying. I thought I'd cry yesterday too but I didn't.
>>8416669
Nuh.
>>8416674
Informed consent or wat.
Linguially or war
>>8416664
munny
fake internet dollars
i wish i were a lesbian, i think it'd make post transition relationships more straightforward
>>8416669
nein
>>8416669
No!
>>8416689
rare trip
My dad got diagnosed with cancer and I don't feel anything about it. Even given that he abused the shit out of me when i was little i should feel sad or something. Am I really this bad of a person?
>>8416704
Dm me right now
>>8416704
that does not mean youre a bad person. its ok
>>8416704
hugg
>>8416695
I-I'm a rare trip..?
>>8416704
No, by abusing you, he created your lack of emotion. Are you getting therapy for the abuse?
>>8416675
>>8416688
>>8416689
THREE LEHSBIANS, TRUEHANSGENDERINIS?
>>8416704
Here is a very good site for abuse victims. The most recent dozen or so blog posts are great.
https://www.healingfromcomplextraumaandptsd.com/
>>8416727
>>8416733
>rooting for the extinction of humanity in one generation
>>8416715
*takes photo of rare trip*
>>8416746
Humans should go extinct though
>>8416746
IV fertilization, sperm donors, et cetera.
can i just die idk
Stop it
>>8416746
they should but they won't
>>8416534
;-;
This is lies and slander
>>8416825
How to stop being gay..?
>>8416837
It me
>>8416872
Go snugg a cute girl, you'll find the answers while in her arms.
>>8416896
Sounds pretty gay to me
>>8416933
Shhhh.
>>8416933
Balls are not touching
I finally showed my dad some of my writing and he said it was good uwu, when my mum asked if he was hugboxing and meant it he said he did and it was better than anything he could write.
Feel kinda releived, they usually say everything i do is shit, espically any of my art stuff or drawings and junk.
>>8416938
True i guess we can never truly be gay
>>8416942
I'm happy for you! I hope this gives you motivation to keep working on your writing, it really is good.
>>8416945
And I was looking forward to being gay with you..
>>8416956
Aw thanks, idk I think i suck at it still but ill get there one day.
>>8416967
w-w-w-w-well maybe we can find other ways of being gay. We might need to experiment to find out though.
Jesus is watching you have gay sex.
>Get haircut back to repressive style
>parents:" your not going to kill yourself are you?"
-_-
>>8416983
im gonna put things in my butt while cruing so he can see what filthy trash he's made by fucking up my gender
>>8416991
>Jesus is a creepy voyeur then.
Not you, virgin.
>>8417009
That doesn't negate what I said, does it?
Besides, why haven't you been defrocked?
>>8417014
The Church has low standards these days since they're struggling to attract new members. Don't count on getting into heaven though.
Gonna take a rather weighty coin purse for someone of your...nature.
>>8417001
>can make it as gay as we want
How gay do you want it?
>>8417031
>selling indulgences
>being this heretical in general
>>8417038
guy voice moaning
>>8417038
>How gay do you want it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCpz3LAjxek
>>8417038
>>8417038
I don't know how to answer this without the answer being lewd..
>>8417054
Its ok you can tell me later
Why are you all posting here? The thread is here: >>8414902
Do you have any fun Saturday plans /mtfg/?
has anyone ever gotten HRT from a planned parenthood?
how'd it go?
WAIT WHICH THREAD IS WHICH WHY ARE THERE TWO THREADS
>>8417063
Because that one is thirty images too early.
>>8417070
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>8417070
The other one is the real one. It was made first.
Keep it in one thread, trannies.
>>8417082
>>8417076
aaaaaaaaa
>>8417067
no
i dont like that i am this way
>>8417102
>>8417057
Oh god it'll just sound awkward I am way too inexperienced to have sex talk with girls that I'm attracted to
dude i was posting in the wrong thread gonna kms myself
>>8417112
we've all been there~
>>8417110
>>8417112
It's okay, either Maddie'll teach you how or you two will be adorably awkward in the thread still.
It's a win-win either way.
>>8417113
No don't.
>>8417112
its ok im nervous too but you are really cute so...
im going to kill diaperfag
>>8417130
Do you need help?
>>8417130
just try you cant get past my 6'4" bloodlust daddy bf :^)
>>8417140
your bf is a tranny
>>8417123
I'm not awkward I'm just inexperienced!
>>8417124
This isn't making me feel any less nervous
;-;
>>8417146
Comfy.
>>8417150
"What a twist!"
M. Night Shamalamadingdong
>>8417155
>>8417124
you two seem to be still kinda in this phase
you'll get over it
>>8417162
hopefully soon it is getting kind of annoying
>>8417155
Same thing until you get experience!
>>8417155
>I'm not awkward
awkward
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causing difficulty; hard to do or deal with.
"some awkward questions"
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2.
causing or feeling uneasy embarrassment or inconvenience.
"he had put her in a very awkward position"
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>>8417170
honestly i think i prefer awkward transbian episodesover say, other repeat episodes such as "Faye Has A Psychotic Meltdown", "Swami And Samsa Bring Copypasted Drama" or "Chaser Wars".
>>8417150
nah he would rather die then stop being an alpha male :^)
>>8417170
sorry
>>8417179
>derpanna
Heh.
>>8417180
That's just 'cause you're gay. I mean, I do too.
We should just hit the cap on this one and go to the new diaperthread
+1 image
>>8417195
Hitting image cap is why I've been using random images, desu.
>>8417180
>tfw veteran of the chaser wars, but no one appreciates your sacrifice
>tfw you can still hear the shrill, harpy-like shriek of transbians in your dreams
>>8417179
Wow that is a spicy shitpost
>>8417174
;-;
>>8417162
Yeah it kinda feels like it
Saved btw
>>8417170
I'm sorry I do try to keep it mostly restricted to off board
>>8417195
I like this image
>>8417201
That's because you were on the wrong side.
>>8417184
be alpha for me okay daddy ^0^
>>8417201
but the chasers lost
this thread is almost fully transbian territory again
Tiocfaidh ár lá
>>8417208
I like your pic
>>8417215
You forgot to use an image, baka.
>>8417208
i saved that pic originally because it perfectly encapsulates the roughly 1 month before me and sertii started dating
>>8417210
You can't convert them all. There will be always be those who don't buy your propaganda.
>>8417211
but little girls cant be alpha ;-;
can i really be an alpha in a diap and im small and i drink out of the sippy cup lets be honest here
>>8417208
>tfw will never lesbian relationship
>tfw not girl enough for straight relationship
>tfw not gay enough for a gay relationship
>tfw seems like only hope is fellow trannies who aren't quite as blue pilled as you and who can suffer through how closed off you are emotionally
>>8417225
One by one they'll fall.
>>8417230
>>8417228
but you're my daddy so you have to be alpha for me 0_o you're my alpha daddy!!!
>>8417232
Why can't you into gay?
>>8417201
tfw their will never be a veterans home full of cute trannies for our suffering chasers y.y
>>8417241
The biggest deal breaker would probably be the boobs and my insistence on taking female hormones
If you mean the lesbian relationship,
I just don't see the appeal in myself. My ex-transbian roommate thought I was nifty, but anyone would if you sucked their dick and put up with their disgusting habits.
I don't think I'm capable of having a close relationship. I'm way too judgmental. Especially about myself.
>>8417260
I guess you need to learn to love yourself. Part of that is recognizing *why* other people like you.
>>8416131
My ring and index fingers are precisely equal in lenth, am I trutrans?
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