Cis LesGen

I'm the anon with a crush on her acquaintance-friend, from the previous thread.
I took your advice and asked her to hang out, but now she said yes and I dunno where to hang with her

>>8415030
nazi, i quite dislike you, but thanks, i couldn't make a new thread, and some dummy made that last one.

people shouldnt make new threads if they can't follow the format
>>8415077
park
movies
museum
beach
library
eatery
go for a walk

ideas off the top of my head

>>8415030
I collect old books. Like really old books. My "old book collection" ranges from 1879 to 1912. Novels, cook books, textbooks from universities etc.

One exception in the collection is a Nazi travel guide to occupied France from 1942, its.. very unique?

>>8415081
That's really neat. Do you wear gloves when you handle them? Have any kind of special storage system?

>>8415093
Not for most of them, I just keep them in a cool closet out of direct sunlight.

I actually use one of the cook books regularly, it has a bunch of scribbling in the margins from some grandma that used to own it.

>>8415101
>it has a bunch of scribbling in the margins from some grandma that used to own it.
Do you follow her advice?

>>8415109
Of course. Shes like the grandma that actually teaches me things instead of the one that burned me with cigarettes because I didn't pick up a blanket on my bedroom floor.

>>8415080
>New OP
That has to be a joke.
And it wasn't the format. I said tranners would try to make a thread if you gave them an opening and they did. They set the image as a tranner "model".


>>8415081
I would love to start a collection of old books. Once I have enough space to collect books that is.

>>8415113
Damn, that got dark all of a sudden. What the fuck grandma.

>>8415123
Yeah, she managed to fuck up two generation of women in my family instead of just one! She loved 17 things in life: brandy, tobacco, Christ, her dog, and her 13 husbands.

My mum and I celebrated with pizza and Gilmore Girls the night we heard she died.

>>8415127
>13 husbands.
What. For real? What the fuck.

>My mum and I celebrated with pizza and Gilmore Girls the night we heard she died.
Nice.

>>8415118
Remember the golden rule: you're only allowed to display books you've actually read!

>>8415130
Grandma Midge was a slooot for sure, but always wanted to make sure it was the good Christian kind of slutty.

>>8415137
>the good Christian kind of slutty
That shit makes my mind hurt.

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>>8415030
>Things you collect?
Chinese cartoon books.
I have approximately three metres of the thin ones.

hobbies: studying and observing animals

>>8415201
You think that'll attract a woman to nest with you?

>>8415333
Breaking weebs of their anime shit is my fetish. I'll nest with her and fix up her life!

>>8415137
>Grandma Midge was a slooot for sure, but always wanted to make sure it was the good Christian kind of slutty.
how did she get divorced so quickly and easily, damn
did she have a wedding everytime?

>>8415352
"weddings" can mean a lot of things. She had everything from the big church with all the bells and whistles to a Vegas quickie. As for divorces, no-fault is a.. wonderful? thing.. and trust me when I say the husbands were glad to get out.

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>>8415333
Yeah, why else would I do it? I don't really like reading the books or anything, but they're brightly coloured and the paper makes good nesting material.

>>8415338
I'd like to see you try.

>>8415030
My hobbies:
>Shooting
>Hunting
>Hiking
>Track running
>Vidya

>>8415461
Gotta love how your hobbies scream "virgin male with no hygiene and zero friends".

>>8415517
triggered libcuck

veganmeme? :^)

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>>8415522
>triggered libcuck
>veganmeme :^)
KEK thanks for confirming, that was seriously too easy.

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>>8415030
Hello friends.

>>8415529
confirmed for both lol keep telling yourself you do things keyboard cringe warrior

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>>8413810
Hey anon, if you're still around, these are the pride sneakers I ordered. They have like 8 other ones on their website but I like that these are slightly more subtle than the solid rainbow gradient, but not as subtle as the one that's just rainbow laces and piping.

>tfw going on a date with a soldier
Wish me luck, anon!
>wearing my best and cutest underwear
>just in case ;__;

>>8415030
I actually do write. I'm not planning to do anything with it more than a hobby for a while though. Maybe I'll get to take something to a publisher after I've done the whole "having kids and a career" cycle.

As for other hobbies, I play the violin. I used to be in a orchestra as a teen, but these days I usually only play with my wife. She plays the piano.

I suppose you could say that I collect history books, but it's more of a effect coming from my interest in the subject rather than just collecting the material. I do however sniff out content in all the languages I know, mostly Danish and English, but I have a few books in German and Spanish as well, my wife has couple in standard Mandarin, but I'm far from profecient enough to read those on my own, and she's from a Cantonese background so her Mandarin ain't stellar either.

Then i would say traveling. As often as we can afford and have time to. I love driving as well and my car is the same one I purchased when I was 18 and got my license, I saved up for it since I was little.

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>buy stuff
>Vidya
>Walk wt my dog
>Post here
So, actually have no much time. I must work several hours by day.

Also, recently i have comunication with my ex gf. Since 2012 we go together to the pride celebration in our city. Yesterday, the bitch say "i'm bussy honey, maybe in another time". 5 YEARS GO TOGETHER AND SHE FUCK OFF.

Tell me about British girls

>>8415333
Hardcore weebs are my fetish. I wish a weeb senpai would notice me.

>>8415920
Just go by yourself or with other friends.

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>>8415876
Good luck, anon! Make us proud.

>What are some hobbies that you practice?
I like to pick heavy things up and then put them back down. Also, vidyas. >Things you collect?
Gainz.
>Something you'd like to get into?
I would like to get my face in between another girl's legs.

>>8415986
>Tfw all of my friend are straight.

I'm the lesbian of the group.

>>8416037
>I would like to get my face in between another girl's legs.
Ayyy

>>8415899
Onee-sama?

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>What are some hobbies that you practice?
Animoo&mango, computers, doto, shitposting.

>Things you collect?
I thought nothing until a psychiatrist pointed out that collecting and classifying anime and 4chan pics counted so he told me I was autistic. Psychiatry is a meme.

>>8415080
oh thanks for the suggestions

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>>8415940
They're very qt and very horny.

t. British girl

>>8415030
>What are some hobbies that you practice?
Graphic design, writing, roleplaying, crossword puzzle solving, yoga and calligraphy.

>Things you collect?
None.. Or well, I got an extensive make up collection if that counts?

>Something you'd like to get into?
Blogging and digital design.

>>8415940
Entitled bitches.

I don't know, I don't like them.. Many are just rude. I suppose it's called friendly banter but they take it to whole other level.

>>8416256
Pls date me, Anon.

A qt girl gave me her number yesterday. I'm not completely sure if she did so because she's interested in me in the gay way, or because she simply thinks I'm fun to be around. She was a bit flirty with me, either way.
When's a good time to ask her out, and what's a non-risky thing to ask her out to?

>>8415030
>Gay weeb shit, the thread

Call me hater, i don't care

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I don't know what her deal is with novelty restaurants, but damn are they good
Brisket just fell apart and the cornbread was (cold) good

>>8415940
My crush is British, she has no idea that I'm into her and I know for a fact that I'm not her type but.. yknow its nice to dream

>>8416272
What's your profession?

I want to make a communist girl my slave.

>>8416416
Nothing is impossible.

>>8416392
I'm the anon who manages a fashion platform.

>>8416436
Yes, let's date!

>>8416151
You should date me when I visit London

>>8416485
I don't live in England anymore, but you're welcome to take me out for coffee when you visit Berlin.

>>8416493
Yes but if I want to have sex with you?

clg is just booming with potential dates right now.

>>8416495
Then you'll need to be extra charming during our date.

>>8416507
What if I offer you sensual bondage and cat memes with red wine?

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>>8416511
Would I be on the giving or receiving end of the sensual bondage?

>>8416529
Receiving.

>>8416447
Aw yiss.
What's a good first date, some roleplaying followed by "roleplaying"?

>>8416533
Eh. At least let us switch.

>>8416535
>some roleplaying followed by "roleplaying"?
I can work with that. What role are you going to play?

>>8416554
Whichever you want me to, bby.

>>8416542
>>8416529
>so many anons that domme/top
pls be gentle with me

>>8416560
I'd rather just come to your office and fuck on your desk.

>>8416562
No. You're my property now

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>>8416580
It's a deal.
Should I wear pieces from our newest collections?

>>8416606
Yes please.

>>8416663
Alrighty then. I'll be waiting for you at my office on Monday from 12PM to 6PM.

>>8415982
>Hardcore weebs are my fetish
But why

Should I give a fit nigger girl a chance?

>>8416787
I don't want her to give you a chance if that's what you call her online or elsewhere.

My hobbies: shooting, hunting, fishing, reading, videogames and food.

>>8416099
Hi kek

>>8416787
Yes don't be dumb!

>>8416787
I'm your huckleberry.

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>>8416787

>>8416779
Women who are superior to me in things I like are hot.

>>8416811
Hi.

>>8416898
>Women who are superior to me in things I like are hot.
Makes sense. I thought you were just weird like >>8415338

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I think I'm going through that weird cycle where I'm horny and need to shlick multiple times a day. My flow becomes so heavy throughout the day it almost feels like I'm on my period when I discharge.
There's no weird color or bad smell to it, so I think I'm ok, the heavy discharges are the annoying part.

>>8415030
my hobbies include
>drawing
>exercising
>retro vidya
>(trying) to play the piano and improvising on the guitar

am I eligible for a qt gf now?

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Body/face dysmorphia is ruining my life.

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>tfw no gf

>>8417145
Sidenote: what's stopping the Africans from developing now?

>>8417145
This. Germany and Japan were bombed, conquered and invaded but they managed to rise back to the top of the world. Meanwhile Africa got their independencies and they fucked their own shit up.

>>8417151
Themselves.

>>8417151
The average IQ of most African countries is in the 70-80 range, senpai.

>>8417169
Well it sure as hell ain't much here for the subhuman shitskins living in the West
>need affirmative action for help
>still fucks up everything

>>8417145
We wuz kingz and queenz and sheit.

>>8417151
Lots of warfare and political turmoil left by the power vacuum of colonial forces leaving. Lots of factions want control and longrunning tribal feuds contribute.

>>8417192
Blacks are truly the master race

>>8417192
Uh-huh. I recommend watching this; it's top-tier kino. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M

>>8417151
They weren't ever going to develop even if they were left alone. My theory is that it's because they never developed an actual written language. Knowledge was able to be built off of thanks to the creation of written languages.

>>8417234
That would have been the best fucking thing ever.
>illiterate tribal Africa
>low population
>no niggers
>west can develope without taking care of the greatest shithole since India

>>8417234
Makes sense, but why didn't they develop a written language? Did all the heat make them lazy?

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>>8417252
Low IQ desu.

>>8417252
Inferior cultures, no reason to develop anything. Besides, Africa is a giant continent. Lots of room for everyone. Compare with Europe-Middle East. There was a clear rivalry between European and Muslim powers which gave the incentive to develop and explore.
>Euros: shit we need to get more powerful or neighbor states and Ottomans kill us
>African: Högglä högglä, land is plenty and good. We live in peace. Fight local tribe because they fags af.

>>8417252
Why would they care? Imagine living in the garden of eden for all intents and purposes. Before the western-caused population boom they probably didn't even need to consider farming or herding animals. Pull fruit off tree and eat it, follow animals to the pond to drink and get meat.

Humans advance through conflict and if there are so few people and so little troubles that you can just spread out and leave each other alone you just stagnate.

>>8417259
>Equatorial Guinea
>59
>so many countries that are equally fucked
wow

>>8417272
They didn't have any external enemies before Europeans.Arab slave traders were basically the only evil foreigners. Otherwise Africa was a dull continent. Especially in the south Africa, which is why white immigration was strongest there

>>8417252
It's something Africans are criticized for. They had syllablaries - but no alphabet. They communicated long distance through drumming and shit. I don't know if they ever had a formal school system. I think the only time they had something like a written language is when missionaries came and tried to make one for them.

>>8417292
South Africa as per the nation itself was less than 5% black when it was founded. They migrated down into the country because it was stable and rich.

>>8417307
And now South Africa is a fucking joke of a shithole.
t. born there

Wow I had no idea we had so many intelligent well-versed historians in this thread.

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>>8417309
Hello Australia. How's it going?

>>8417348
I live in the UK

>>8417353
Whoops. I thought you were that Australian anon that lived in South Africa during her childhood.

>>8417360
Np. Though seriously, SA is a lost cause. Made me hate niggers with passion.

>>8417363
Glad I'm not the only racist in the thread desu.

>23, worked odd jobs
>never knew what I want in life
>now I know
>have to go to college
Is my situation hopeless? I mean I really want to get on with my life. I'm fucking motivated but I feel like a total failure. Also I can't get recommendation letters or that shit anymore.

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>>8417363
How long did you live there for? What made you hate them so much.
Stories, pls.

>>8417418
Well what are you trying to do? Anyone can go to community college.

>>8417418
Why do you need recommendation letters to get into college? You just need your high school transcript, SAT/ACT scores.

>>8417438
Looking at the admission pages it seems that every college wants recommendation letters.
>>8417427
IDK. I excelled in high school and I had solid SAT scores when i did it years ago.
>probably push my luck and try to get an admission

>>8417571
It hasn't been that long, you can go back to high school for references. Colleges prefer academic references.

>>8417588
My old school doesn't even exist anymore, lol.

>>8417571
Start at a community college to get your basic courses done. Makes it easier to get into a 4 year university. Get recommendations from your professors at the community college.

>>8417593
Got any teachers you were close to? Look them up and find them. They probably are teaching somewhere in the same district.

>>8417420
Jesus, alright!
>be me
>13
>Better side of Cape Town
>Hire a maid with better than usual salary
>steals our shit
>Hire private security to keep raping niggers gangs out
>dads company had to hire black idiots just because they were blacks with a degree
>politics are a corrupted joke
>dad gets a job in UK
>mom is doctor so she just needs a license
>move out
>visit grandparents
>still the same shit, though it gets worse
>niggers ruined the economy
>My beautiful South Africa ;___;
Racism aside, I'll always have a soft spot for SA in my heart. Shame for all the rotten stuff though.

>>8415030
>What are some hobbies that you practice?
I'm actually also a writefag, although I've been slacking recently. My other hobbies include vidya, shitposting, reading books and comics, and sleeping for way too long.

>Things you collect
Vidya I guess, but I play all of the games I buy and don't just acquire them for collection purposes.

>Something you'd like to get into?
I'd love to do some more artsy stuff. I've been trying to get into photography recently, so it's a start, but I'd rather also have something I can do at home.
I also want to hone my programming and general IT skillz, and am interested in 3D modeling. Tabletops are cool as well but I unfortunately don't have anyone to play them with.

18 months since detransition and my body feels female again. took 4 months for periods to come back but a bit longer for that sense of rightness to come back

>>8417681
>I also want to hone my programming and general IT skillz, and am interested in 3D modeling. Tabletops are cool as well but I unfortunately don't have anyone to play them with.
Sounds tranner.

>>8417693
Congrats I guess? Do you still have boobs?

>>8417693
>cis lesgen
>cis

>>8417707
She said she detransition. Doesn't that make her cis again?

>>8417036
>drawing
Post art pls

I wrote BDSM smut for my gf and we had wild sex later. I guess I have skill in writing?

>>8417727
post
it
here

>>8417736
I'll write a story for you, anony

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>>8417744

I've just watched "Raw", and I want to fuck Ella Rumpf so hard in the pussy, then have her eat me. Or beat me up.

>>8417786
>not getting beaten up and bitten while being eaten out
are you even gay?

>>8417710
Futher proof that a lot of the trans people who are transitioning now are not really trans. What a cluster fuck. I would say she is just a confused cis girl imo. Who like many think they are trans for extra attention and other stuff and then quickly realize they never actually had dysphoria so transitioning makes it much much worse.

Welcome back to the sisterhood.

>>8417799
>Welcome back to the sisterhood.
Friendlier reaction than a male detransitioner would get.

>>8417799
Bla bla bla she just proves these ftms need to be touched by a lesbian before they take the irreversible step. She'll be a squirming, high-pitched moaning, proper girly girl in no time.

>>8417809
Tbh I've never been with a girl that does high-pitched moaning, just a lot of sexy breathy light moans.

>>8417823
Well grab hold of those ftm wannabes and fuck her thoroughly to that point.

>>8417865
I'm an ugoo person tho so even the ftm wannabes are out of my league.

>>8417799
i did it because i was raped in my teens and never wanted to be weak and vulnerable again so i made myself a man and it didn't work because everyone thought i was just a high voiced gay man with skinny wrists and a fat ass so i detransitioned and bought a gun.

>>8417901
Interesting. I wonder what trauma leads people to transition the other way and make themselves more vulnerable.

>>8417901
Are you still a fat ass?

>>8417628
So what blacks did to you:
>They were hired as security.
>They were in gangs.
>They had degrees.

South Africa has:
>Ruined economy.
>Corrupt politics.

Gee so it's just like the rest of the world. What did they do to actually make you hate them, because your story can't be it. You have to hate the white people in the UK too, they certainly fall within those parameters.

>>8417930
You've never lived around niggers, have you? Even the ones in the city are savages. There's a difference between niggers and black people. I've met some good black people. Just a very few.

>>8417911
oh no i was bone skinny trying to be a dude but still had a fat ass and chubby cheeks even tho the rest of me was a skeleton which were all huge 'not male' giveaways i think people picked up on because i got harassed a lot. its taken almost 2 years since detrans but i've put on 60lbs since, i'm like 150lbs now? i've never been so healthy or happy. turns out rape counseling even 15 years too late is more effective than 3 years of trans counseling and hormone use. back to being a regular tomboy after a lot of laser hair removal. my first period after 2 years ruined christmas 2015. at my current workplace my boss thinks i'm a mtf because i started there with male ID and a guy name. when i detransed i had to explain to management i actually never had a dick, just to clarify and make things less weird. idk its kinda fucked.

ps pls don't laugh at the idea of a 5'6 90lb guy with the voice of girl and a hulk hogan mustache colored in with mascara acting all tough, it isn't funny, i was very serious that i was extremely manly

>>8417930
>trying to reason with a South African
You know they're like the most racist people on the planet, right? Don't waste your breath.

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>>8417964
>ps pls don't laugh at the idea of a 5'6 90lb guy with the voice of girl and a hulk hogan mustache colored in with mascara acting all tough, it isn't funny, i was very serious that i was extremely manly

>>8417964
yuck

>>8417964
You sound like you'd be cute af now. And you're very right about the rape counseling, its probably the only kind of counseling I think isn't a massive crock of shit.

>>8417991
With a good therapist, any type of therapy is effective. Please don't promote anti-mental health stuff, it's hard enough getting the people who need help to go as it is.

>>8417930
Black people= educated, articulate, have career goals and a stable job. Probably even well off. Basically upper or middle class.

Niggers= Trash, crime, poor family relations, violence, obesity despite poverty, no goals what so ever.

It isn't what they do because niggers are same as many white trash idiots. It's just the way to take being a subhuman trash into a whole next level. Also that amount of entitlement and victim complex.
>hurr, my ancestor were slaves and my people are not liked
>so I'm not going to even try to get better

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>>8417719
unfinished art from like 2 years ago

>>8417809
>She'll be a squirming, high-pitched moaning, proper girly girl in no time.

It really sucks that cis lesbians aren't compatible with trans women.

>>8418008
My parents made me see over a dozen therapists over the years and none helped any of my issues.

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>>8418018
This anon gets it.

>>8418020
Finish it for us!

>>8418026
Just date a cishet girl who'll stay in love with you when you transition.

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>>8418058
>implying I'll ever find a butch protective cishet

>>8418076
Well if you want to go so far just date a guy.

HOW TO MAINTAIN AN LDR

An actual LDR in different countries
We both have jobs that allow her to come here every couple of months for a week at a time. And I can visit her frequently enough. We also play games and watch things together. That and plans to erase the distance permenantly.

Anything else I can do to keep this going BESIDES marriage.

>>8418028
What would you find helpful in a therapist? Like if you had a downloadable therapy program, what should it do?

>>8418099
Middle of the day sneak off, take a picture of your boobs and send them to her. It'll cheer her up!

I regret going to a law school and now I'm sad. I need someone to feed me ice cream and be the big spoon.

>>8418112
>law school
Why didn't you go STEM? It's never too late to join the master race.

>>8418112
>the big spoon

thx u reminded me i got ice cream and i must eat it with a big spoon

>>8418112
Why do you regret it?

>>8418112
I'm 5'10 and have Moose Tracks icecream, good enough?

>>8418109
I mean it's only been a week since she's seen them...does anyone else's girlfriend like sudden lewd photos?

>>8418119
Admission to a top 15 law school? Yes please!
>working as a fucking paper monkey for summer
>at least I get paid
>>8418124
It's stressful, I have depression symptoms but I'm too busy to have a depression. Also the legal job market sucks and I'll probably spend the rest of my days as minimum wage attorney for thug level criminals.
>>8418125
Perfect!

>>8418099
My gf and I are on skype vid constantly, practically 24 x 7. Other than that, it's the same as what you're doing.

>>8418132
Different anon, but shit, I thought my gf and I were the only ones who did this.

>>8418131
I believe in you, anon. Nothing drops panties quicker than "I'm a lawyer".

>>8418112
Hey anon, iktf. If it makes you feel better, I'm also studying law without liking it a lot honestly, and law opens a lot of doors for you and you don't necessarily need to be the average litigator.

>>8418137
Not her or the other LDR anon but yeah when I was with my ex we were on skype basically any time we were both in our homes.

>>8418143
>law opens a lot of doors for you
Such as?

>>8418132
We are on Telegram 24/7. We don't stop. I mean there are delays when we are both working. But we haven't shut up the entire relationship thus far.

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>>8418139
Is this still true even if you're a lawyer from a third world country?

>>8418139
"I'm a doctor"
That's pretty good way to get so much pussy
>>8418143
Yeah well, I kinda want to go to the corporate law and try to get a job in some fancy and big investment bank. I did help a senior lawyer and she told me that 95% of criminal law cases can be foretold from looking at the papers. And it turned out to be true.

>>8418159
Depends. How much money are you making?

>>8418159
If you're white sure!

>>8418159
>lawyer
>third world country
You sound fancy. Y-you have a gf, qt?

>>8418165
>"I'm a doctor"
My experience tells me that this is true
>go to a dyke bar
>talk to a girl
>go into work and study shit
>tell her that I'm an intern
>?????
>Sex

>>8418137
me and my gf are in a ldr and yeah, skype 24/7, video calls erryday, calls with my parents (they love her) on weekends, watching tv together, i even took up a job working evenings so i can stay up on her time zone, and sleep in the day.

only way to sorta that shit out is marrying tho. 2 years of flying back and forth a few months at a time, and ldr skype stuff can be stress, gotta marry and settle down (wedding in a month and a half for me, Aust 5th, y'all invited)

>>8418206
Grats, anon. I'm jelly, I'm still trying to convince my gf to file the paperwork for a fiancee visa.

>>8418151
You can give legal consultation, you can make your own company and know all the legal stuff and do it yourself, you can get into politics, you can get into diplomacy, you can just do legal paperwork or research stuff, etc.
>>8418165
Good luck with that, anon. I like administrative law myself. Criminal law here is just dangerous to be honest.
>>8418166
Nothing from law because I'm still a student. I-I have a part-time job though but I don't make a lot.
>>8418169
rip, I'm brown
>>8418177
W-why? D-do you have gf?

>>8418206
>tfw I have the engagement ring I was going to give my ex sitting in my desk rn
>nearly two years since we broke up
>still hung up on her

>>8418222
>brown 3rd world lawyer
Cute in the naive way

>>8418226
Sell it you dumb shit. You brought this up before.

>>8418206
>Aust 5th, y'all invited
Ahhh shit! Where anon?

>>8418275
I know.. but I can't bring myself to do it.

>>8418280
Then don't complain about it if you don't plan to deal with it and move on.

>>8418281
Wow lay off anon, everyone else uses this thread to vent why can't that anon?

>>8418287
no shes right.. im just gonna go

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>>8418237
So I guess this means my career won't get me a gf

>>8418298
It'll make you a corporate slave and I'll hire you as my secretary-gf

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>>8418222
>D-do you have gf?
Obviously not. But a qt lawyer gf would make me very happy.

>>8418292
Nah. Don't leave, anon. Stay and chill with us.

>>8418298
wtf kek is that you?

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>>8418314
>kek
>lawyer

>>8418292
Yeah this >>8418313
Cry on our shoulders as much as you want.

>>8418287
Once you hear someone complain about the same thing two or three times you gotta slap their shit to make them change their ways.

>>8418292
Go sell the fucking ring or chuck it into the river. Don't come back until you do.

>>8418319
thus the wtf, who else posts those pics tho

>>8418322
Other anons that like anime.

Compared to the average clg poster, do you think you are more or less politically conservative?

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>>8418307
Honestly if it means leaving this country and acquiring gf, hmm...
>>8418308
Being someone's qt lawyer gf would make me very happy ;_;
>>8418314
Not Kek but we both have the same tastes in certain stuff

>>8418321
I don't think they need to take advice from a 20 year old who has never loved anyone.

>>8417956
People are people, end of story. I lived in Tower Hamlets in London, it's more muslim-land than black-land, but plenty of Africans around, both recent arrivals and their offspring.

>>8417971
I guess. I only knew one South African that I know of, he was a white guy, a ginger though, and a devout Christian. The only interaction I really had with him was when he invited us for prayer.

>>8418018
A distinction for idiots. Making arguments up where there are none. Black people don't give a fuck who you call a nigger or not between them.

>>8418333
>Not Kek
o good u did me a frighten

>>8418335
You're an enabler and next time she brings it up "still have the ring I was gonna give my ex five years ago" people might insist she continues to wallow in her self-pity. And no one will be around who cares enough to tell her to rip the band-aid off.

>>8418331
I am less conservative than most of 4chan, so I'm probably less conservative than most here.

>>8418340
How about we put you in a shitty part of Africa for a few years. You'll live with the locals and like the locals. Come back and tell us that "people are people."

>>8418359
That kind of "tough love" only works if they trust you, they're ready, and you're actually being supportive rather than just intolerant. Just being a bitch and telling people to "get over it" doesn't do shit. They'll just stop talking about it to you. Maybe to everyone. Very healthy.

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>>8418340
>A distinction for idiots
Agreed. Also the type of person who feels comfortable calling one type of black person a slur will feel comfortable calling all black people that. Once someone turns out to not be the picture perfect model minority these anons use to justify to themselves why they're not actually bigots, the distinction magically vanishes.

>>8418340
Biggest mistake in history was slavery and colonialism of Africa. World would be so much better off if the fucking niggers would stay and die in their shitholes. No reason for them to come to Europe, they should stay with their own people. If people are people then why the fuck can't the niggers stay in Africa?

>thread isn't even at bump limit and it's already gone to shit

Well that didn't take long

>>8418399
tbqh the thread usually gets better after it hits bump limit

>>8418340
>People are people, end of story.
I'm happy someone in this thread is making sense at least.

>>8418373
I'm frustrated that you think this would change someone's mind.

>>8418387
>why the fuck can't the niggers stay in Africa?
Because it's a shithole and they know it. Europe gives them free shit so why not take advantage of it?

>>8418381
She's not gonna get better if she's been talking about it here over the past two years. If she keeps wailing about it or she starts repressing it - either option has the same outcome. She stays in the same place forever. It's not about "Get over it" it's about "Get rid of the thing that's stressing you" instead of idly holding on to it. I'm not telling her to get over it. I'm telling her to let go of the physical object that's been haunting her so she can begin to recover. You told her to keep crying on anonymous people here. Forever and ever.

>>8418387
Well this is a new one. You managed to express support for the idea that "slavery is bad and should not have happened" while making it sound extremely bigoted. I feel like I'm watching an awful linguistic Penn & Teller magic show.
After the break- we hear "women deserve equal rights" as an argument for male superiority, and why "go vegetarian to save animal lives" is pro-hunting-for-sport!

>>8418430
Oh course it was bad, it brought niggers to the Americas. I don't give shit about niggers, they stay in Africa or whatever shithole and everything is better.

>>8418331
i'm a socialist but classic so i think mass immigration harms workers rights and salaries, mobile people desperate for work end up damaging rights in the countries they move to, and cause their own countries to stagnate. i hate islam. i'm monogamous and think nonmonogamy is hideous and disgusting, i believe in the gender binary, and i love marriage. i'm somewhat accepting towards trans but on an individual basis, default mild terf-y. my politics is maybe radical left wing for the 80s, but deemed 'problematic and regressive' by progressives now so idk

>>8418413
Yea, because seeing how they live will definitely not change someone's perspective.

>>8418430
Being vegetarian doesn't save animal lives. I knew a vegetarian who loved wearing leather.

>>8418435
Also look at Brazil: most well of states are the ones with most whites. Same in the world: nigger countries have independence but still they're the same shitholes. They could change their lives but no, still the same undeveloped shithole year after year. Truly makes you think-.

Can't tell if there are just one or two godawful unapologetically racist anons clogging up the thread or what. Isn't clg like 1/3 to 1/2 non-white, what in tarnation is going on here. This isn't /pol/ last I checked.

>>8418439
Why the fuck would it? Yeah just gonna turn racist now that I've seen people in shitty circumstances behave like shitty people.

>>8418466
Non-white people can be reeeeally racist.

>>8418466
Why would non-whites go to 4chan in the first place? This place is racist af.

>>8418466
Being non-white doesn't stop racism, anon. My Indian gf and her family are extremely racist towards blacks.

>>8418466
Your hippy liberal views are not welcome here.

>>8418427
Two years must seem pretty long to a midget like you.

>>8418466
I'm not white. But blacks were the rudest people to me because of my skin color.

>>8418480
My hispanic family is not tolerant of blacks as well. Actually, a lot of hispanics that I know do not like blacks.

>>8418484
I'm not sure where your logic is.

>>8418492
That's OK sweetie.

>>8418481
I've been rubbing my greasy SJW fingers all over lesgen for years. Peace and love to all 58 genders.

>>8418471
That's true, but I feel that that's less so the case with younger people which is our collective demographic.

>>8418472
We're all gay and we're on 4chan. Not a solid argument imo.

>>8418499
Yes but the only use I can come up for you people is tied to my bed.

>>8418496
Tranny? Or just really retarded?

>>8418466
My dog is racist. She goes crazy when she sees a black person as compared to others. She doesn't like them at all. Maybe because I feel unease when I see one walking around when I take her for a walk. The black people around where I live are pretty violent and aggressive. I've been robbed by black people several times. Fucking nigs.

>>8418499
>That's true, but I feel that that's less so the case with younger people which is our collective demographic.
I'd like to think so, but lately I've been wondering if I have just had the pleasure of living in one of those "liberal bubbles".

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>>8418333
>Being someone's qt lawyer gf would make me very happy ;_;
Don't tease me like this, anon.

>>8418537
Mm yeah, but even so, the large number of liberal bubbles that exist and the even greater number of people in them point to an increased population of not racist young people, I think, even if we are all grouped together.

>>8418609
You're probably right, I hope you are.

>tfw not an American
REEEEEE

>>8418688
I could marry you and help you get citizenship.

>>8418698
Plz do! What you want in exchange?

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>>8418571
I can tease you in a different way... h-haha j-just kidding

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>>8418722
>ywn have qt grill defend you in court only to become slowly attracted to you and have a huge moral dilemma due to conflict of interest

It hurts

>>8418741
When will we get the lesbian Phoenix Wright game we deserve?

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>>8418750
One sweet day, Anon. One sweet day.

>>8418722
You're adorable. Marry me, please.

>>8418779
excellent filename

>>8418020
Seems like you understand light ok. Why not post something finished?

>>8417901
This is dumb and you are dumb for doing this. Stupid cis people need to stop trying to solve dysfunction in their life by transitioning. It gives legit transexuals such a bad rap.
>>8417806
Eh, idk. I think bunch of dudes would make fun of him for growing tits, but would mostly just move on with their lives and not give a fuck in a similar manner. No one really cares about detransitioners. They just don't like actual trans people.
>>8418058
Bi-Women are your friend.
>>8418406
truth

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>>8418803
W-will you love me, save me from third world and let me do pic related to you?

>>8419075
>kinky lawyer
You can do whatever you want to me.

>>8419075
She's really hot. I love the look on her face, a sad acceptance. More of her, perhaps not tied up?

>>8418705
Your hand in marriage of course. Will you be a devoted wife?

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>>8419117
LONDON?
>>8419122
Only have 3 pics of her and all of them tied up

Flat stomachs are so attractive <3

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Which hair cut looks better, /clg/? Left or right? I don't know if I should grow it out this summer or keep it at shoulder length. I'm Asian for reference (obviously not as pretty as pic related).

>>8419210
Right. Left looks almost like 2007 scene/emo hair.

>>8419217
>>8419210
Right 100% but the difference is the right one had to use products to get it that way/more work. keep that in mind.

>>8419159
Lewd, you can see her panties! Post the third?

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>>8419243
Here you go anon

>>8419230
>>8419217
My hair is currently the right's length but the left's bangs/scene look, kek. I'll have to look up how specifically she got it to look wavy; I have straight Asian hair.

>tfw hair straighter than my own sexuality ;_;

>>8419124
Of course! Anything for a better possibility in life.

>>8419210
Right 10/10

>>8419210
I had hair like the right one during my years as a trash grunge lesbian
>then I femmenized in the uni

>>8417797
No, I meant "eat me" as in "eat my flesh".

What does this have to do with my sexuality? Don't use my lesbian status in the same way straight men use their heterosexual status.

>>8419159
>LONDON?
No, U.S.

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>>8419289
>straight Asian hair
The girl on the right has a natural wave to her hair that you can't have without a perm. It won't look as natural and your hair won't hold a perm long.
The problem with the girl on the left is her unnatural bangs and that hair job. If you go more natural, add some highlights if you want, and lighter, more natural bangs like with this girl here, you'll be fine. It'll be much easier to care for and healthier for your hair.
I have kept my hair straight, healthy and long for years, and it's a toss up as to whether I get more compliments on it or my skin. You should work with the natural assets you have because Asian hair is fantastic.

Your OP is too hot please change it I get turned on every time I see your thread in the catalog thank you
t. outsider

>>8419787
What part of the US?

>>8419806
Nothing wrong with getting turned on by a hot ass, anony.

Volley ball is the most lesbian game ever.
t. volley ball player

>>8420010
How many of your teammates have you fugged?

>>8420035
High school team: 3, one was my gf, other was one night stand and the third was my fwb
College: 1

>>8420010
>softball
>soccer
>basketball
>tennis
>golf
It's at best a tie with tennis

>>8420043
Forgot to include the absolute gayest: rugby. Though softball is close behind.

>>8420043
I play tennis and golf
>upper class sports FTW

>>8420045
I play tennis and it's fine, but golf is excruciatingly boring. You can't pay me to play it.

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>>8415030
>Sino pussy tastes good
Elaborate

>>8420063
One night stand in China with a Chinese qt. Needless to say it was beyond awesome. I licked her pussy like for an hour.

>>8420069
nice digits. How did you meet? Do you speak mandarin?
I am in nihon land right now, and traveling to China in a few months. I have yet to find any qts, let alone any lesbians.

>>8420076
I dont speak Mandarin se spoke in burgerlanguage. East Asians are closet people but they're horny once you get to their better side.

>>8420083
we*

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>>8420038
Impressive, anony.

>>8420083
jealous desu
my yellow fever cannot be satiated, but I am too scared of putting myself out there.

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When you look at cute Japanese girls' dating profiles and realize these girls are way out of your league

Who /E3/ here?

>>8420333
EA was shit.

>>8420341
EA usually is.
I'm holding out for Sony, although the games we already know are in development don't interest me as much as the previous years.

>hanging out with friend I haven't seen in a year
>no awkward moments it's like she never left
>was always a little bit into her but she was straight
>she's touchy feely with everyone so when she holds my hand, I don't think anything of it
>she casually mentions that she dated a couple different girls during the year she was away
>says she didn't tell me or anyone in our group because she wasn't sure how she felt
>'but yeah, I don't know why I ever bothered with boys, anon. I'll just marry you instead.'
>kisses me on the cheek when I take her home
>go home
>sleep
>wake up and process everything she said
D-did I fuck up? Was that a date?

>>8420347
>she dated a couple different girls during the year she was away

H-How

>>8420345
I'm curious what the new ass creed is going to look like. Also the south park game. Maybe a new elder scrolls online expansion? I can only hope.

>>8420347
>I'll just marry you instead
She wants your V, anon.

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>tfw no thin gf

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>tfw no thin, qt asian gf

Why do most Asians look the same?

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>>8420377
how thin?
>tfw underweight

>>8420354
She's pretty, tall, and really bubbly and outgoing. It doesn't actually surprise me that she managed to actually find other lesbians in the wild.
>>8420370
M-maybe. It was more the kiss that got me, because I don't think she's ever done that before, even if it was just on the cheek.

My date with the military girl went well. We went to eat and then to my place. We had sex and she had awesome abs! Also I've been furiously texting her and she answered!

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My motivation has reached point zero today. I'm not even in the mood to play vidya, I put my game down after 10 minutes. Not into eating right now either, but I'm still gonna cook up a batch of rice and hope food gives me some energy back.

>>8418340
>People are people
>we're all essentially the same
>being this delusional
>>8418386
>bigot!
People aren't as obsessed with your anti-racist dogma and about not being racist as you seem to think they are. It's just a way to appraise the world. It's not actually a severe thoughtcrime to most people. >>8418387
Agreed.
>>8418413
You're lying to yourself.

>tfw no femme gf

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>>8420746
>tfw petite and fairly femme in the face
>tfw you wish you were tall and andro and badass looking

No one takes me seriously or they think I'm gay training wheels

>>8420775
I am a newfag, what's the story behind this image?

>>8420347
>straight
>dated a couple different girls
Start with asking her what she is first. Run if she gives you some dodgy/snowflake answer. Proceed with caution if she says she's a lesbian.
>>8420402
How many have you seen up close and talked to? Single digits, right? That's why.
>>8420560
Grats, anon. Though she'd have to be a total douche not to respond after that. Though don't overdo it and suffocate her, OK?
>>8420591
Try a walk. Fresh air and a little exercise will do you good.
>>8420687
Thanks for the reminder that I am damn lucky to have my gf and don't have to dig through the dregs anymore. Disgusting trash.
>>8420755
>thinking you can't be petite, femme and still badass
There's your mistake right there. Have some confidence, act like they're crazy not to think you're gay as fuck. Attitude is important.

>>8420830
>Try a walk. Fresh air and a little exercise will do you good.

But that would require me to get dressed. ;_;

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>>8420830
I have to admit that there's a ray of sunshine to what is happening in Europe right now. It'll be so nice to witness you rabid, self-righteous far-leftists, Marxists really, suffering under Sharia law. You'll have all your silly notions dispelled, and that'll be so wonderful that it almost makes up for the destruction of the continent.

>>8420507
Are you going to hang out with her again soon?

>>8420746
>tfw every femme in my area dating with ugly butches

>>8420591
You need some caffeine. Drink some coffee. That will give you the boost you need to keep playing vidyas.

>>8420859
You need that Vitamin D, anon. Get to it.
>>8420953
>Implying I'm not American
>Implying I wouldn't beat your racist ass or shoot it dead if I could
Fuck off, you piece of shit.

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>>8420986
>>Implying I wouldn't beat your racist ass or shoot it dead if I could
I bet you are one of those fucking idiots that supports the notion of allowing refugees by the hundreds of thousands from the middle east into the country. As well as other open border bullshit.

>>8420969
I was thinking about that, but caffeine actually gets me really hyper, and I'm not sure I could sleep tonight if I drank some.

>>8420986
I'm sitting next to my window, isn't that a start?

>>8420830
>Start with asking her what she is first. >Run if she gives you some dodgy/snowflake answer. Proceed with caution if she says she's a lesbian.
Well, she said she likes girls. I know it took me forever to get comfortable saying lesbian, so that isn't necessarily something with which you immediately identify. And I know I said she was straight, but from what I remember, she's only ever had crushes on unobtainable male celebs, and went on a few dates with some guy she worked with for like two weeks.
>>8420960
Yeah, in a couple days, but it'll mostly be me helping her put together furniture. So IKEA will ruin any chance I have, like it ruins most relationships.

>>8421027
>Implying I give a shit about your fucking retarded assumptions
It really is a shame I can't beat the shit out of you. Not that your type would ever stick around to fight. Fuck off back to /pol/.
>>8421035
Is the window open at least?

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>>8420986
lol You should know that most people are like me, cognizant of certain ugly truths. Some of us are simply more honest than others. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if many in your circle of friends are just like me, but cowardly and afraid to reveal their power-level.

>>8421050
>Is the window open at least?

Yes, sun shining right at me.

>>8421054
No, I don't spend time around losers like you or your pathetic circle of online friends who are just as cowardly and ignorant as your ass.
>>8421045
If a girl doesn't know herself or isn't willing to even say it out loud to a girl she likes, she isn't ready to have a relationship. You take a big risk diving into it if she's uncertain about the basics.

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>>8421070
Whatever you need to tell yourself, you sad creature.

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>>8421050
>It really is a shame I can't beat the shit out of you. Not that your type would ever stick around to fight. Fuck off back to /pol/.
You liberal piece of shit. You are everything that is wrong with this country. Fuck off back to tumblr or reddit, princess.

>>8421080
That pic reminds me of too many times when I've stood between leftist idiots and right wing idiots. Also most of the time they really behave the same
t. cop

>>8421080
>>8421085
Come down to Virginia anytime, I'll show you cowardly fucks some southern hospitality.

>>8421097
You must be one the 1-2% of police offices that vote leftist since you apparently can't see a difference between Rightists that are defending themselves and terrorist commies that are doing their best to hurt peaceful protesters and political opponents while wearing masks.

>hooked up with 3 people regularly for the past 5 months
>2 have disintegrated due to life moving in different directions
>The last one leaving me for some ldr bullshit pipe dream
>still wants emotional support as if I'm in an actual relationship with them
>tired of the bullshit and plan to end it
>down to 0 by next week
>burnt out and lonely
>plan to focus on my own life alone for the next 5 years.

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>>8421102
Bring it.

>>8421124
I know those feels, anony.
I had a great romantic thing going with a qt around a year back, but we ended up as just friends. My recent FWB and me stopped fugging recently as well, and another grill I hooked up with is so busy with life she hardly has time to go out anymore.
I'm back at the point where I believe I'll never find a relationship again and am looking for more cats to adopt soon.

>>8421097
Sounds about right, stupidity come in all forms.
>>8421124
A break will do you some good. You'll probably feel different after a few weeks or month. Next time instead of splitting your affections, maybe try getting serious with one girl instead. Seems like monogamy is more what you're looking for.

>>8421121
That isn't the reality. Right has these things called "Sovereign citizens" and other types who are domestic terrorists. I'm not defending left and sure as hell I'm not defending BLM movement. My job has given me an allergy towards all kinds of citizen activism. But I see very little difference between left and right when it comes to their behavior and manners.
>>8421150
Stupidity has no politics, it follows when people take their cause too seriously.

Who wants to date an intern?
>I smell like sweat, blood and shit after work and no, shower doesn't help at all
>I'm never home and when I am I go to gym and sleep
>I eat badly so I expect you to make food
>med school killed my sense of fashion and I always go with a ponytail
>Also I need lots of cuddles and kisses

>>8421166
What utter bullshit, anon. There is nothing comparable to groups such as Antifa, BLM and BAMN on the right side in the US, not in methods, and certainly not in activity or numbers.

>>8421180
>I smell like sweat, blood and shit
it turns me on

>>8421191
weird

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>>8421183
Here's one of your recent poster-boys.

>>8420755
tfw no qt tiny delinquent gf

>>8421180
When would you even have time to date?

>>8421208
Hands off Anon, I called dibs on Delinquent.

>>8421191
You sound interesting in an odd way, anon.
>>8421213
I don't but I can always dream about waking up and spooning with a qt gf.