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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): seeking GF edition

So, some of you are single, some of you arent, lets talk about it!!
What are the surface qualities you're looking for in a gf? Whats the longest relationship you've had? Why are you single? How many dates before you do the sex?
Lets talk about all the things related to getting girlfriends, yaddayaddayadda

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recent happenings
>Tell me about your inner slut
>Anon an't tell if there are just one or two godawful unapologetically racist anons clogging up the thread or what. clg discusses
>anon collects old books and it's really interesting!!!
>anon wonders what she can do with her crush now that she's asked her out

last one >>8415030
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>>8421665
fuck off
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>>8421650
Bug boobs= ugly boobs
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>>8421670
For your reminder.
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>>8421665
>"X people are subhumans who will only be a drain"
>*proceeds to devote life towards making sure people X survive more often*

Really makes you think, as they say
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>>8421665
>>8421685
>all this thoughtcrime
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>>8421692
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>>8421714
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>>8421650
>tfw posted out long-ish gf reply in deleted thread.
H-Here we go again, I suppose..

>What are the surface qualities you're looking for in a gf?

I assume you mean physical? Tall stronk fake readheads are my weakness.

>Whats the longest relationship you've had?

It lasted two years.

>Why are you single?

At this point, I don't even know. I guess it takes me a while to develop romantic feelings?

>How many dates before you do the sex?

One.
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>>8421722
>>I assume you mean physical?
physical and also personality traits, you cant know a person well until youve known them a while, but you can immediately tell if someone is confident, or shy, or funny, or serious, etc
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>>8421650
>What are the surface qualities you're looking for in a gf?
I already have a gf so I'll spare everyone the long list of why is she so perfect.jpg
>What's the longest relationship you've had?
5 years
>Why are you single?
I'm not
How many dates before you do the sex?
Hook-ups, no real minimum. Real relationship, at least 3 full dates.
>Lets talk about all the things related to getting girlfriends
Always keep talking to girls knowing most of them won't pan out but that you only need to get lucky once. The right girl would be someone you can relate to as a good friend, one you find attractive and fall in love with and most importantly, she thinks and feels all those same things about you.
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>>8421650

This OP gives off a significantly AGP-bait kind of feeling to me.
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>>8421789
This OP admitted to being a tumblrina in the last thread.
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Any libertarian girls here?
>taxation is theft
>don't tread on me
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>>8421714
>>8421719
Two Peeps!?
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>>8421801

I meant the picture, not the original post(er) it/herself.
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>>8421812
Waiting on the third.
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>>8421816
its a photo of chantel jeffries
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>>8421802
>taxation is theft

you get what you pay for
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>>8421816
Google tells me it's Justin Bieber’s ex Chantel Jeffries. Don't know what that means except she's cis and straight.
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>>8421802
libertarian socialist. so i like taxation, but from a union or local council to provide healthcare, utilities and local road upkeep is ok. a powerful centralised state can fuck off outta here, small central government only for diplomacy and defense. also i am entirely retarded ok
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>>8421789
Lesbians are attracted to women too...
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>>8421826
State wastes so much money that I very much doubt whether private sector could do any worse.
>hurrr, we need taxes and shit
>vote politicians like Trump and Obama into office
>more national debt
>more corporate subsidies
Yeah, government works so well
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>>8421665

Asians should take over the planet and genocide all inferior blacks and whites tbqh f a m

t. not asian
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>>8421861
Sorry but East Asia will suffer from the problem of Japan aka their population is aging fast. Meanwhile shit skin nations are rising. So you better see niggers and Indians and Arabs as hot. They'll make majority of the planet very soon.
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>>8421789
Yeah, although that could be said for any bikini photo, but when lesgen just has some ugly woman draped in rainbows...
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>>8421846
government is just people
the meme that government is inefficient and privatized corporations are maximum efficiency is naive.
privatizing prisons just means they have an economic incentive to make more laws to put people in prison
privatizing roads just means you have to pay a toll every 3 miles
privatizing the internet just means that you can chooze between faceberg and twatter and pay a monthly fee of $69 plus $10 more for every GB you download.

No thanks.
Democracy is better than Plutocracy.
Every fucking time.
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>>8421861
>Asians should take over the planet
I could live with that.

>>8421872
>So you better see niggers and Indians and Arabs as hot.
Please, no.
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>>8421861
Hispanic or just self-hating? Also, I hope you like communism, because China would take over.

t. Asian
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>>8421846
>Yeah, government works so well

You're a mental sheep.
The media is biased towards negative stories ("good news is no news") so all you hear from them is bad news. You don't challenge yourself to look deeper. Thus, "the government is so bad it couldn't possibly be worse".

Unpopular opinion: the U.S government actually does a lot of good. Good that has far-reaching benefits to us and the world. But because Americans are too stupid by and large to look deeply into a topic, people don't understand the ways in which they benefit.
For-profit government is the worst thing we could bring to our country. A big segment of politicians are already bought and paid for, and corporate interests being served over ours is already one of the biggest problems out there. Private-sector governing will increase that problem tenfold.
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>>8421890
Not that anon but guess who send people to the prisons? It's the state that does it. So change the laws and corporations have to adjust. Also you kind of pay to use the internet sites with your personal information. I enrolled myself to Codeacadedemy by Facebook and guess what? I started to have coding course ads.
>>8421899
Actually US government is pretty fucked up. It has made a system with farming- and corporate subsidies which are cancer no matter how you look at it. Trump administration will leave us a horrible legacy with all the nepotism and wall street cabinet.
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>>8421802
Depends on your definition.
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>>8421802
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>>8421905
It is fucked up in many ways, but also does good and benefits us in many ways. Trump is definitely going to be cancer regarding putting power into the hands of people who profit off of their position and allowing corporations to profit at the expense of American lower-middle classes (and no, libertarians, Obama was not "just as bad reee randpaul2020".)
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Someone recommend me some lesbian nun movies.

Foreign is OK I don't mind reading.
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>>8421905
The fundamental problem with libertarianism is it doesn't recognize the fundamentals of global politics and economics. What will you do for trade agreements with other countries? How will you handle a situation such as a rival power cheating with currency manipulation? When do you fight or ally with others in a war? Will you allow labor into your country? Will you allow business to operate outside your country and to what extent and how will you develop mutual conditions with other nations to allow that to happen safely and profitably?
Other nations are not going to recognize a hodge-podge of free-wheeling corporations that will almost certainly have disagreeing opinions amongst them on any thorny issue. They want to deal with a State that can speak with final authority for the entire nation.
Plus, if you don't have that central authority (which means it has to have real power and financing behind it to be meaningful), you will be slow to respond to threats. Other nations will know that and take advantage both militarily and economically.
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Reminder that Trump supports lgbt and only wants what is best for the country.
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>>8421985
i'm scared of nuns and also wanted to be a nun when i was little and also sexually attracted to nuns and wear a nun costume for my gf when i spank her

am i autonunophilic
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>>8421802
Reporting in.
>>8421839
>libertarian socialist
That's an oxymoron.
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>>8421987
>What will you do for trade agreements with other countries?
You don't need agreements to trade.
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>>8422000
libsoc is very real, and just like feces at some point you gots to talk about it

i told you im retarded ok
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>>8421989
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>>8421985
Soon
http://variety.com/2017/film/global/paul-verhoeven-approaches-blessed-virgin-with-elle-star-virginie-efira-1202399023/
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Sup, bitches
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>>8422039
smoking on my patio, enjoying the rain
>day ten tobacco-free
turned down a blunt last night because it was rolled in a leaf
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>>8421208
>>8421221
>problem with auto pay at my gym had to go and fix it
>guy behind the counter says it must have not taken for some reason because my account says 'delinquent'
>mfw I can't escape the label no matter where I go
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>>8422087
That reminds me, I really need to catch up with SnK now that it finally got gay again.
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Who is watching E3?
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>>8422087
Time to get a yo-yo and a long skirt.
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>>8422176
Metro Exodus had a damn good trailer
>still no girl protagonist REEEEEE
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>>8422176
Me, already caught the dyke as well. Including Gavankar's appearance yesterday, E3 really seems to cater to the lesbians this year.

>tfw no qt gf to cuddle whilst watching E3
>tfw already naked in bed but still alone
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>>8422181
>EXCLUSIVE
EXCLUSIVE
>EXCLUSIVE
EXCLUSIVE
>EXCLUSIVE
Microsoft is breaking my heart with all their exclusive games.
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>>8422194
>tfw already naked in bed but still alone
So lewd, anony.
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>>8422209
What can I say, it's super hot in my apartment.
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I'm watching animals kill another animals. Just because I can.
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>>8422247
Documentary or mr kitty find an intruder and is asking for his papers?
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>>8422176
Thanks for reminding me, anon.
There goes my plan to catch up on muh shows today.
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>>8422253
http://i.imgur.com/onpk0TP.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/g7NstBv.gifv

This kind.
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>>8422253
Dog fighting ring, pretty sure our Boerboel isn't got it in him.
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>>8421989
He's still fucking stupid. But I don't really care, I'm not murrikan.
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>>8422234
Fuck yesss! Shadow of War.
Get hype /clg/. Get fucking hype.
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>>8422268
Combat looks worse than Witcher 3's and that's saying something.
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>>8422267
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>>8422261
I love how the cat looks at the camera man
>you got that, right?
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>>8421989
Trump:
>70 years old
>Has an 11 yo. son
>Trump will probably be dead before his youngest son can legally drink beer
>obese, doesn't exercise, likes fast food and sugar
>Promised to drain the swamp and hired wall street executives, investment bankers and billionaires to accomplish this
>nepotism
>stupid wall
>No clue about foreign policy
>Apparently doesn't like Muslim but sells guns to Saudis
>Wants to take shitloads of debt to finance wall and infrastructure reform
I could go on and on but Trump is the archetype of everything a capitalist shouldn't be. Very little noblesse oblige but huge amounts of frail ego. Also he's fat as fuck
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>>8422277
I'm autistic, I don't get jokes.
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gf is making korean beef bbq skewers, i'm gonna grill up some halloumi to have in a salad, and i think theres some sauvingnon blanc in the fridge. what is the rest of clg having on this beautiful 91F summer evening? perfect to get out that grill and have a lil cookout y'all, whats your excuse?
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>>8422268
I want to see more of Code Vein. Looks like a weeb Dark Souls.
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>>8422290
He's holding the flag upside-down. Of course, it's entirely possible that could be a Trump fan who doesn't realize it. But I read it as ironic.
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>>8421665
Ya know we got googles now right?

Like boredom caused me to google the man and he never said that. You can find his old books online including that one in particular, nowhere in there. He was against african colonization and won his award for his philosophy on kindness and equality. At most he's criticized for seeming condescending and making a couple statements of concern over how too rapid decolonization without economic supports might be bad for some countries in africa and keep them from reaching industrialization on their own. The most damning thing he could possibly have said was the whole "the african .... is my little brother" which he was quoted as saying by some reporter in the Observer and he immediatly absolutely denied saying that claiming they added the "little brother by centuries" part when all he'd really said was "the african is my brother". Could be a misquote basically.

It's like the damn darwin misquotes or the misquotes of that planned parenthood chick making it out to sound like she hated negro babies.


I just don't get how you guys push this basic stuff when literally we're all on the internet and wikipedia is right damn there.

But that dude is interesting. Hippie christian dude. German guy that married a jewish woman and hated the nazis but was busy in south africa during their bullshit. I like his stance on ethics. Straightforward shit.
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>>8422286
>Apparently doesn't like Muslim but sells guns to Saudis
Saudis are honorary aryan to the western world because they have power and know how to handle foreign affairs. Also yurop and cucknada and murrika know they can't touch them so they just trade weapons with them. Israel is behind all this of course.
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>>8422259
that looked like a human baby..........
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>>8421987

They don't care about any of that.
Libertarian policy: fuck the rest of the world, we can definitely live off of U.S resources alone. Giving up U.S influence and power is totally okay, China becoming the world superpower won't negatively affect us, the planet we live on, or the rest of the world around us (which we don't care about anyway).

>>8422001
>mfw
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>>8422314
It is a human baby! Gif is from India. It just popped up and I decided to post it. Funny thing though, I felt nothing when I looked at the dead baby being carried away.
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>>8422302
Wow the fucking rainbow flag is upside down. How outrageous.
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>>8422322
oh.
hmm
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>>8422317
China wont become a superpower. They lack original innovations and their population is rapidly aging.
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>>8422310
>getting triggered by something a /po/ack made
You already lost.
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>>8422293
It's too fucking hot. I'm going to eat nothing but ice today.
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>>8422317
I see, you don't know what you're talking about.
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>>8422329
>/po/ is racist now
I always knew that behind those papercrafts they were evil.
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>>8422310
>I just don't get how you guys push this basic stuff when literally we're all on the internet and wikipedia is right damn there.

What, you think most people research things before basing beliefs on them?

Thanks for the post though, it was interesting info.

>>8422329
>posts a meme
>someone points out that it's bullshit
>they "lost" something by doing so

You sound like the loser, right now.
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>>8422329
not really triggered by any origami board. It's just interesting googling folks. Even if he was a nazi historically their stories are interesting and I wanted to see if there was some wacky historical adventures of some german, possibly nazi, dude traveled all over africa just to think of them as subhumans and then get a peace prize out of it all.

Real story was interesting too. German philosophers are interesting. I always like to think that Wittgenstein might have been just such an insufferable little know-it-all in grade school that he fostered hitlers hate for jews.

Anyone wanna find out the neatest historical lesbian?
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>>8422345
No u.
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>>8422370
Still not an argument.
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>>8422324
It means Trump and no one on his campaign staff knew enough about LGBT to even get the flag right.
Also, holding a flag upside-down means you're signaling dire distress, which is amusing in its own way.
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>>8422382
If your argument is to just "no you don't know what you talking about" you can't really pull the "not an argument" meme
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>>8422396
I'm homosexual yet didn't even know the faggot flag has a "right" side. It literally means nothing, plus he's clearly holding it that way so the words aren't upside down.
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>>8422402
No actually, that's a perfectly appropriate response to a reaction image in place of an argument.
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>>8422412
>homosexual
>faggot flag
I totally believe you're gay. Totally.
>holding it that way so the words aren't upside down
Because his staff is ignorant and wrote it wrong, and he couldn't tell the difference.
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It's my birthday
happy birthday to me

dad called
and confirm mom still hates me

ordered two pizzas to try and get fat
the delivery girl was totally stacked

I tipped her more than I could afford
I'm so darn lonely why'd I have to be born
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>>8422416
I mean there was an argument plus reaction image my man. And you can't really get pissy and focus on one and ignore the other.

This shit ain't your highschool lincoln-douglas debate style setting here. You're gonna see a stupid picture on 4chan but there's some text just to the right of it as well.
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>>8422158
Same.

>>8422180
I'll use the yo-yo to commit all my petty crimes.

>guy behind the counter at the gym jokingly calls me a delinquent while he's fixing my shit
>tell him I love thievery and fraud
>qt girl buying a sports tells me not to tell people that on the first date
>feel myself turing red for some reason
>squeak out a feeble "Okay" and gtfo of there

This is the second time I've made an ass of myself in front of her.
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>>8422439
Get some good reaction pics of Ymir. She's more of a delinquent and gay as fuck.
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>>8422416
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>>8422428
I personally believe all the pol dudes that come here try so hard to be straight and like to think they still count as straight if they shitpost just in the lesbian threads but really they got 5 tabs of gaymanonman threads open and fantasize about that shit. We're almost like a gateway for them. They start here under "no-homo I just go to /lgbt/ to shitpost on the lesbians" but then they're fucking full homo sucking shitdicks within a month.

Which cool I guess I just hate feeling like a beard for them ya know?
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>>8422429
I'm sorry your birthday's so bad.
Happy birthday :)
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>>8422429
Happy birthday anon. We don't ask to be born, but once it happens, it's up to us to deal with it. Why don't you find people to hang out with?
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>>8422429
Happy birthday, anon! How old are you today?
What kind of pizzas did you get?
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>friends and I went out to lesbian night at bar
>they keep trying to get me to dance
>way too shy for that shit, never danced in public
>"haha, just have another drink, then you'll be fine!"
>keep putting drinks in my hands/offering me sips
>never dance, just get really fucking drunk
>qt I just met ends up having to help half-carry me to friend's car
>keep apologizing
>she just laughs and keeps kissing me on the head/forehead
>goes back to bar to try to hook up with my friend

She was a bisexual who just got out of a LTR with a guy, so it's not like I missed out on prime GF material, but still - blew it desu.
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*slaps your ass*
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>>8422428
Wow nice argument. Now I'm not a lesbian because I said faggot, even though this is 4chan.

And I think it really doesn't matter. I wouldn't have realized either. There are far worse stupider things he has done. Also he's always been not against LGBT rights, so even if he's ignorant on what's the right way of the flag he's not gonna take away stuff like gay marriage and shit.
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>>8422439
>qt girl buying a sports tells me not to tell people that on the first date
Where can I buy a sports? I would like a sports.
Sorry. That's a cute story.
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>>8422429
Happy birthday, anon!

*kisses you*

I wish I was your gf, you'd have a nice cake and I'd make sure to get the number of candles right and not be shitty and trick you with the ones that don't go out.

How old are you btw?
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Anyone looked at the Bioware Anthem trailer?
>ME:Andromeda as it should have been
Seriously, that power armor and jet pack is just like in the fucking Andromeda
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>>8422469
>my entire social life from age 19-25

don't be ashamed
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>>8422429
Was I supposed to read this as a song? Because I did. Happy birthday tho.
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>>8422358
I don't figure a lot into nazi nonsense research much of anything or else they wouldn't be nazis but all the same I like to look up shit.

Also I'm wrong now a bit the more I read.

So I'm wrong on the "my little brother" misquote. He did say it but there's some context

>Chinua Achebe has quoted Schweitzer as saying "The African is indeed my brother but my junior brother," which Achebe criticized him for, though Achebe seems to acknowledge that Schweitzer's use of the word "brother" at all was, for a European of the early 20th century, an unusual expression of human solidarity between whites and blacks. Later in his life, Schweitzer was quoted as saying "The time for speaking of older and younger brothers has passed."

So he wasn't saying "my brother" in the way it might be used today but more in that older time. Kinda like how they'd call america children of england. He meant it more in comparing their economic collectives saying europes was more advanced by a few centuries than africa. Problematic? Yeah sure why not idk. They were far less industrialized. I think he was meaning to imply that Europe should help Africa out of brotherly/human ethics. It matches with his other writings.

But later on in life he took those words back saying they were more equal now.

Also his famous Reverence for Life:
>Ethics is nothing other than Reverence for Life. Reverence for Life affords me my fundamental principle of morality, namely, that good consists in maintaining, assisting and enhancing life, and to destroy, to harm or to hinder life is evil.

tldr: don't be an asshole
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Hey anons, my mom wants to take me on vacation to NYC when late July hits. There's this girl I met and talked with extensively over Her and then other apps, should I try finagle a meetup with her?
>>8422429
>delivery girl
Isn't there an anon here that was a pizza deliverer?
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>>8422477
I think we're just laughing cause he's a bafoon and doesn't know shit about lgbt yet tries to kinda straddle like he supports them but if you put him in front of evangelicans he acts like he doesn't know lgbt from a blt sandwiche

And laughing cause you're taking this politicking shit too serious. He's a goddamn idiot and probably fucking over a lot of the country given his shittastic everything but fuck it I gotta laugh.

Take a pill and chill.
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>>8421745
Ah I see.
I like my women to be confident and sassy. Being artsy is a plus as well.
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>>8422547
fuck yeah. It's chill like that in NYC. Meet her. Get laid.
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I'm gonna join a dyke on bikes group just so I can meet more lesbians. Any experience with this stuff?
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>>8421802
>any retarded girls here?
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>>8422477
>he thinks faggot means gay on 4chan
OK, you giant homosexual
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>>8422286
>i dont like him

then say it with your vot-

oh wait
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>>8422574
Only seen them in gay parades and well, I hope you like your women diesel.
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>>8422447
She totally is. I just have a lot of YGO/DBZ/Jojo reaction images for some reason.

>>8422494
Lmao I meant sports drink. Sorry! My second hand embarrassment was so strong I wasn't actually paying that close attention to what I was writing. I still cringe looking back on it.
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>>8422604
It's not a motorcycle one though. Just ya know exercise bicycle group. They do yoga every other week too.

Fuck idk I hope it's not too butch. The pictures from the group looked like a fair variety. I just wanna meet more lesbians even as just friends. I do like to date more tomboy girls but not full on hard butch.
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>>8422461
It's okay.

>>8422464
I don't know, I don't really have many friends and the ones I do have worth Sundays.

>>8422467
20.

It's a pretty okay local place, pepperoni and cheese because I'm kind of boring and it's the best.

>>8422511
>tfw no trick candle gf

20.

>>8422528
I half ass tried to make it a song.
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>>8422429
happy birthday anon
sorry the day sucks
and your poem is nice
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>>8422615
Yeah, that's a good idea. And our communities are small so don't rule out being social with a girl if she isn't your type/not single. She may have a qt friend that's just your type.
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>>8422437
No there literally wasn't bro.
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>>8422617
>20
Ohhh, you're still very young. Things will get better, qt. Just have to put a little effort into life.
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>>8422604
I want to be gang-raped on a motorcycle by two muscly, lanky diesel-dykes.
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>>8422617
Record your bday song for us, bday anon.
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>>8422615
what does the group look like ?
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>there are plenty of fish in the sea
>i can't find a girl I'm sexually attracted to who is also gay
fuck my life
why did i want to be tall.
i should have got my growth plates sealed like my sister
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Perks of dating a doctor:
>Good income
>Good sex
>Fit and qt
Cons of dating a doctor:
>She's never home
>She's surrounded by hot and horny nurses
REEEEE
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>>8422696
w2c doctor girlfriend?
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>>8422447
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>>8422706
what anime is this from?
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>>8422638
That's what I'm thinking. Plus I do have a bike and been putting in half an hour every other day for a few months now.

>>8422658
It's a mix of skinny to chubby/fat girls. None look super obese. Couple super buff. Every picture is everyone in workout clothes with hair up so I can't see much if it's femme/butch style.

They also got some dance exercise meetup in a gay club during the daytime.

Idk it seems cool. At the very least I could do with getting more cardio since all I do is baby weightlifting with my sister and bike a bit on my own. Besides maybe I'll become one of those cool /fit/lesbians.
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>>8422696
>good sex, fit, qt
Only if you're very lucky. Their work schedules make it tough to eat healthy, exercise, or have the energy to have sex often.
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>>8422554
>bafoon
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>>8422617
Is there anything I can do to make it better (short of posting tits/lewds).
Also maybe you could hang out with the friends you do have another day?
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>>8422713
Attack on Titan. Not sure anime gets to that point though(?).
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>>8422737
Second season covers the gayest chapters
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>>8422673
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>>8422737
The note is really recent in the manga. I think the anime is more than 50 chapters behind.
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>>8422752
kill me
i dont want to be alone forever
help
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>>8422744
Mmm, figured it might. I meant the letter bit specifically.

>>8422754
Actually fucking reading it yeah, but it was mentioned ages ago.
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>>8422767
>>8422754
>>8422744
>>8422737
should i watch the anime or read the manga, which is better?
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>>8422771
You should do both.
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>>8422706
>tfw no girlfriend to call a homo

Also this guy I was talking to tried to argue that that scene between Ymir and Reiner was anything but

>Lmao I'm gay
>Me too lol
>Ballin
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>>8422777
th-that seems like alot of work anon...
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>>8422764
Why is it so hard for you to find a girl that you are attractive to?
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>>8422780
It'll be worth it, though.
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>>8422696
>tfw you will never seduce your doctor

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ;__;
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>>8422771
Imho, anime first them manga. >>8422778
Some /a/nons have hopelessly straight goggles on.
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>>8422771
Depends who you ask. I think (what I watched of) the anime honestly has more coherent storytelling overall, but it definitely fucks up a few plot/characterization points. The manga is a fucking mess at times and holy shit Isayama's action scenes are a pain to read but it's much richer and more consistent imo.

>>8422778
Hahaha good job dude. Yeah and Fate and Nanoha are just good friends.
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>>8422785
i'm about average looking 7/10 i think, but mostly because tall women are uncommon.
i dont know. i was on tindr and okcupid earlier today and i couldn't really find anyone i thought cute.
there were a few, but they were straight or taken.

the only think i want aside from tall is thin, Emily Ratakowski is cute, but she's not as tall as I like.
Debicki is perfect, but i dont know if shes gay for sure, and she's also a celebrity so i have no way to make that happen lol
maybe i'm just dumb and whiny
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>>8422780
Watch the anime.

The manga made me sad.

>>8422785
>tfw it dawns on you that you will never be sexually attractive to a woman

I am sad.
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>>8422808
How tall are you? How tall do you want your gf to be?
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>>8422817
>will never be sexually attractive to a woman
Why not?
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>>8422817
>>tfw it dawns on you that you will never be sexually attractive to a woman
what? theres probably someone for everyone anon
>>8422827
i'm six feet tall. My gf/wife? i'd like her to be 5'10+ but 5'8" would be okay too. The short girls i've dated was just too awkward and annoying for me, my family is all tall, so I'm just used to being around people close to my size. I'd make a joke about dating my sister, but incest is gross
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>>8422848
I'm 5'8. Being 6'0 would have been awesome. I like girls that are shorter than me, so my height is whatever. Finding a 5'10+ lesbian is going to be a big challenge, but it will be worth it when you do find her. Keep searching, anony.
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>>8422835
>>8422848

>ugly
>autistic
>unfun
>assumes rejection from the start so has a defensive attitude that puts people off

Too much to change, I should just kms
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>>8422877
>assumes rejection from the start so has a defensive attitude that puts people off
iktf
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Why is lesgen more popular than gaygen on /lgbt/? Are there really more lebians on 4chan than gays?
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>>8422877
>>ugly
groom yourself, no one is ugly, take care of yourself, and you can be at least a 6/10, easily
>autism
you can moderate that
>unfun
thats a personality trait you can change
>>assumes rejection from the start so has a defensive attitude that puts people off
iktf sis, bring it in for a hug ;----;
just pretend to be confident. i'm an anxiety ridden loser, but i can keep it under control enough that people think i'm the coolest thing ever for the first several dates
>>8422922
gaygen used to move pretty quickly. the transgirls post in here, and then alot of people post here exclusively to troll.
also this is basically one of the few "women's spaces" on the whole site.
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>>8422867
5'8" is cool i think, thats the point at which I can discern someone is shorter than me. my sister is 5'8" or 5'9" she would have been taller, but she had a spinal issue and had surgery right before she would have gotten those last few inches I got.
But yes, in my perfect lesbian fantasy we're the same size or close to it, and then we can swap clothes easily, and sex and such is a perfect match....etcetc

>girls that are shorter than me
idk how you do it, because looking over to see the top of her head (as opposed to her face), or the awkwardness of kisses, or all other sorts of little things just add up to deal breakers for me.
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>>8421665
It always cracks me up to see racist gays. How do you rationalize your racism and your so called fight for acceptance?
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>>8423007
Not that gay people can't be racist, but 95% chance that's a straight guy who found us when /pol/ was slow.
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>>8423021
>'straight' guy
>on a board specifically for homos
>on a website where OP and repliers are all joined by the notion that they are antisocial faggots
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>>8423056
>straight beta dude who can't get a real girl
>trolls one of the few areas on 4chan where they might be legit girls
You underestimate their desperation
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>>8423007
Muslims want to do much worse to gays than meme obsessed neo-nazis that shitpost on a pomeranian Christian Q&A
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>>8423098
>I-I hate you but t-they hate you worse and you totally can't hate us both at the same time!
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>>8422951
That's a cute fantasy. I prefer girls between 5'3-5'6. I just want to be the tall one in the relationship, I guess. I'll admit, I'm a bit jealous of your tall family genes. As I said before, I would have loved to be a little taller.
>the awkwardness of kisses
I find it cute when a short qt has to tiptoe to reach your lips for a kiss.
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>girls who are all over yuri an lesbian sex but claim to be heterosexual
Is such thing even possible at all? Shouldn't they be at the very least bisexual?
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>>8423067
On top of the idea that a lot of /pol/ just dislikes LGBTs in general because they're a mostly liberal voting block, and lesbians even moreso because liberal + feminist.

>>8423098
False equivalence, muslims americans don't have power in the U.S and the neo-nazi alt-right skinheads do. Gotta get your priorities straight.
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>>8423373
Neither of them have power.

>muh trump

Another deluded sack who thinks the executive is the sum of the government.
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>>8423393
It's great to see that the balance of power is still working, just as the Founders intended.
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>>8422528
OMG it is perfect that way! It rhymes too!
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If only.
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So good!
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The sun is already rising and I've been lying in bed for two hours unable to fall asleep.
Send help /clg/
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>>8422176
I only ever watch Nintendo, so I'm not watching yet. I'm not thrilled for Pokemon, which is unusual for me. But when they drop an 8 minute trailer and 7 of those minutes are Pokken switch the other minute is a barebones announcement, how can you be excited.

I'm hoping there's enough announced for the switch to buy one. I already beat Zelda on WiiU and I'm not buying a switch just to play Mario Odyssey. My gf is off that day and can cringe with me watching whatever Nintendo does this time. I hope they've retired those creepy puppets.
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>>8422777
>>8422802
>>8422805
>no one is warning her
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>>8423248
Used to be me when I thought I was straight but I was obsessed with fictional lesbians. Maybe they're repressing?
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>>8422696
What exactly about doctor sex is better, anon?
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>>8423742
>but you can buy Mario Kart 8 a second time, goyim-san
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>>8423056
I can tell you aren't one of us just by how shocked you're pretending to be that fuckers don't come here to shitpost. Get out of here whatever sort of nonlesbian fag you are.
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>>8423248
I figure them to be bisluts just closeted about it. Idk how the delusion lasts so long but it's there.

>heard on some trash radio about girls with kinky porn interests
>one girl calls in
>"'''straight''''' with boyfriend
>watches exclusively lesbian porn
>either eating out or strap on
>host asks which position she'd prefer if she were with a girl
>real quick to answer "oh wearing the strap on or eating her out"
>the fuck that's gay as hell
>"no no I'd never be with a girl I love my boyfriend"
>host asks if she prefers sex with boyfriend or watching porn
>she prefers the porn
>none of this is kinky you're just gay as fuck girl
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>>8423669
just stay up all day and maybe you'll sleep tonight
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>>8423912
Really? The first time I became aware that I was super interested in yuri and lesbian sex was fucking hot I just thought "Welp I think I'm gay".

>>8424098
Wow. That level of delusion is grand.
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>>8424126
The first time I got into lesbian stuff I thought
>oh fuck no what if I'm gay oh no please no

So I ignored all of that and just stared hardcore at movies looking at the dudes like "yeah...ok I could maybe date a dude like that so that means no not gay". Like forced myself to masturbate to guys but couldn't without imagining something involving a girl. So I just watched girls masturbating for tips and just got into that instead and justified it as "it's not lesbian cause it's just one girl and I'm learning this is normal"

Then a dude asked me out and kissed me once and I kinda just ignored him till we broke up but in my head it was very "well at least I'm not gay cause that dude kissed me and I've had a boyfriend. gay girls don't have boyfriends"

Then I met another lesbian that I realized I could date and actually wanted to date and it freaked me out all over again until we fucked and I realized I was just gay.

I'm in texas. My family is kinda shitty about the gay thing so I really didn't wanna be gay and delusions man.
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>>8424166
>>oh fuck no what if I'm gay oh no please no
Well I did think this too once but it was like a year before I discovered yuri. I found an upperclassman weirdly attractive even though she was a girl too, and when I realized this I came home and thought that, but quickly forgot about it. By the time I was into yuri I think it just came naturally to accept I was a homo.

Never went as far as you in my denial, though. I think it kinda helped I had no friends and I became a hikki so no social pressure to be normal and find a boyfriend.
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>>8424126
>Really? The first time I became aware that I was super interested in yuri and lesbian sex was fucking hot I just thought "Welp I think I'm gay".
Simultaneously thought girl x girl ships were "kinda hot", thought a few of my girl friends were "really cute", and got pretty fucking distraught when a girl I was "platonically obsessed" with started ignoring me— all in my denial phase when I identified as bi since it was somewhat normal (despite me acknowledging several times I didn't like guys). It was a lot of "oh no I can't be gay this is bad for me" before I accepted myself as gay.

>>8424166
>I'm in texas
marry me
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>>8423959
Money.
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>>8421905
>So change the laws and corporations have to adjust

That's just the thing though, with America's campaign finance the arithmetic is roughly that corporations pay politicians to change the laws in a way that benefits them. You're presuming the government has power it doesn't seem to have in the real world, which just feeds into my general perception of libertarians as absent-minded idealists whose ideas for the world have little contact with the reality we all share.

Not sure what any of this has to do with lesbians though.
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>tfw no qt builder milf gf with a treehouse in hawaii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Fu2gTDMug
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>>8421692
>proceeds to devote life towards making sure people X survive more often

It's an interesting thing but I have noticed many lefty anti-racist types, if pressed, say they can't accept that Africans have a lower IQ bell curve than whites because if that were true all Africans would have to be genocided.
Whereas racist righty-types just say "Let them have their own countries, just get them away from me and mine."
People that accept racial differences can live much more harmoniously with or alongside other races.
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>>8424519
Congrats on talking exclusively to crazy people?
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>>8424126
I am unironically a waifufag, also drawfag.
She's canonicaly pretty gay/obsessed with another character, so I started looking for some fanarts, only to see she barely has any. Drawing her for a few months and shipping her with her love interest pretty much got me with time into /u/ and realizing that /yuri/ is fucking great. I plan to draw some NSFW art this summer.
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>>8424642
Waifu bus, dat you?
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>>8424642
Fuck yeah, binary/turnip pen best pen.
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>>8424642
>drawfag
please, ilu
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>>8424703
I am too newfag.
Who is waifu bus?

>>8424713
I agree. Picrel is not mine tho.
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>>8424776
>drawfag doesn't post own art
friendo pls
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>>8424791
My recent art are waifu-only. I am not too proud of my ship-art's quality.
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so who is this waifu of yours?
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>>8424846
fugg, for >>8424808
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>>8424846
>>8424849

Melville from Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku.
It probably still has it's own thread on /u/.
Fanbase is pretty small but very committed.
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>>8424885
don't know it, looks good doe
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What are your dating app Do's and Don'ts when it comes to bios? What's an immediate green flag or red flag?
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>>8423794
I abhor any kind of spoiler above all else.
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>>8422286
I... I. I think i love you anon...
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>>8425034
Where have you been, S?
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>>8421650
>Why are you single?
Dating is too much work. I'd expend a bunch of effort for a slim chance of success. I'd have to turn down/break up with people, which I have an unreasonable fear of. I don't mind being single enough to put up with dating.
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Anyone have a pic of S?
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>>8425166
nope
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>>8425166
S doesn't exist. She's just a fragment of our collective imagination.
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>>8425166
She's a stocky butch with a belly. Why are you stalking her?
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>>8425166
I have a picture of S but not sharing because I respect her privacy but also because if you were really lurking here properly then you would have seen it by now. Like others have said, she is pretty butch. Not my type really.
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>>8425186
>She's a stocky butch with a belly
Just make sure
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>>8425166
Yeah, been posted here multiple times. Short fat butch with no sense of style.
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>>8425166
I don't have it on my phone, I'll post it when I get home
>S is kinda cute, in the butch middle aged way
>idk wife material, but would probably fug if plied with sufficient drink and flirting
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Fetish of the day: sports bras
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>>8425290
Don't post it.
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>>8425290
I'd say she'd love that post, except she isn't that old.
>>8425301
>fetish
>basic wardrobe item women own and wear for practical reasons
>this is how men and trannies think
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>>8425301
Reality of the day: wearing multiple sports bras over each other so you can work out in peace :/
But sports bras and athletic wear in general can actually be a pretty cute look.
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>>8425308
>multiple sports bras over each other
Sounds really uncomfortable. I've never had to do that but I go to a gym where they're very strict about harassment. Plus, there are plenty of straight girls working out in full-makeup and skimpy clothes to soak up the attention.
I'd go to an all-women's gym, but they only have weight machines and little to no free weights.
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>>8425306
You're no fun
>>8425308
Athletic wear is the best and that's the reason why I go look at my college volley ball team plays.
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>>8425303
k
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>>8425318
Oh, no, by "work out in peace" I mean physical comfort, like in peace cause your boobs aren't flying all over the place and causing you pain and discomfort. Nothing to do with trying to avoiding harassment! That's cool that your gym is strict about that stuff though. I think I've gone to the gym in makeup before when I've been wearing it all day and forget to take it off before leaving the house, lol.
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>>8425301
What's hot about it? Do you fetishize it on yourself or others?
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>>8425281
>>8425186
>>8425210
Kinda weird to talk negatively about someone's appearance while they are "in the room", so to speak.
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>>8425362
Both, really.
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>>8425370
Not at all. That's 4chan for you. Anons will constantly talk about namefags or whoever. This isn't a chat room. It's an anonymous image board.
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>>8425370
S is cool. She doesn't give a fuck.
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>>8425374
It's 4chan to bash namefags and tripfags on principle because it's supposed to be an anonymous board.
S deserves it even more for all her incoherent rants.
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>>8425377
Her incoherent rants gives me a good giggle.
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>>8425373
Why do you fetishize them?
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Everyone don't care about S. She's just a butch-clown who making people laugh by her ugliness and fatness.
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>>8425400
She's boring and quite frankly, she should get the same treatment as men and trannies.
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S have a girlfriend?
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>>8425425
don't think so
she played message-tag with another anon from here but I don't think it went any further than that
>you should have fug'd her, S
>she was so thirsty
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>>8424078
So I can't mock shitposters while browsing a thread that's relevant to me? K
>>8425318
That gym sounds like a blessing. The one time I went alone using one of my university's gyms, it was a creep fest. Nothing major, but the amount of staring going on was a slightly unpleasant surprise.
>>
Does Austria anon still post here?
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>>8425446
a stealthpost now and then, but I think she's either been really busy work wise or in and out of hospital again
>or she's on an island somewhere, fugging her sister
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>>8421820
She posted the third pic for like 5 minutes and then someone called her an attention whore and she deleted it.
>>
I'm wonder where is Michigan-anon. She's nice
I hope she get laid finally
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>>8425444
It's a high-end place in the liberal suburbs. But I happen to know the owner and the simple equation there is:
1) more women = more men
2) women won't come if it's a creeper culture
3) kick out mouth-breathers, still plenty of men who will pay the fees and behave
It's capitalism, pure and simple. Though the liberal culture helps, I can go to the women's locker room carrying a gym bag with a pride symbol on it, and no one cares.
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>>8425376
I genuinely hope so! These comments would get me down but then again that's precisely why I don't post pics of myself, so maybe she really is mentally strong af.

>>8425377
Sure, I just meant the comments about her appearance. We all get insults thrown at us here but it's over the comments we post/content we contribute- i.e. something we fully control. Bashing appearance, even in a largely mean spirited place, still seems less obviously "fair game" in my eyes.
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>>8425449
Someone should find a cure for those migraines of hers.
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>>8425482
>being this new to 4chan
No one should ever post a pic for a reason. If you do, get ready for bashing and reposting by trannies and men forever. Or what part of anonymous is unclear to you?
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I've never wanted to be badass.
I've never wanted go the gym.
I've never wanted to be a boy.

Am I bad lesbian?
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>>8425509
U wot?
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>>8425495
Never said the negative comments were unexpected. I'm not new to 4chan yet the time I've spent here has never made me want to make other people feel small. I really only made the first comment because I think people can be bullies reflexively here and saying "hey, the actual person you're calling ugly is likely reading it and reacting to it on their side of the screen" might remind those who care of the fact. And for those who dont care, fair enough, I'm not S's keyboard warrior.
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>>8425525
All the comments you pointed to >>8425370 are a fair and honest assessment of S's looks and not even trolling. This is not a hug box, anons won't hold back on their opinions. If it you want people to be nice about peoples looks instead of honest, that's what tumblr is for.
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>>8425525
>keyboard warrior
Yes, you are. Fucking child with rainbows and ponies in your head.

"hurr hurr calling someone bad word is bad! I'll tell my mom"
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>>8425465
Based capitalism.
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>>8423393
>>8423450
I can't believe I have to tell you morons this, but Trump isn't actually a Nazi.
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>>8425604
Trump is incompetent idiot and a fat fuck.
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>>8425610
so's S but we still hang out with her
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Damn. All this over me saying hello? Lel!
Yes i am mentally strong as fuck. I have ONE trigger. And its not for the faint of heart. So i really dont have to worry about it.n h

Im not fat. Doctor says so. Im fat for me, but im average as fuck

I posted a pic of my body holding a cam. Been here long enough to know what to post, and what not to

We did msg tag. But i got annoyed and just dropped it

Im sorry I've been away anon. I lub/miss you too

Any more questions loves?
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>>8421971
>Trump is definitely going to be cancer regarding putting power into the hands of people who profit off of their position and allowing corporations to profit at the expense of American lower-middle classes (and no, libertarians, Obama was not "just as bad reee randpaul2020".)
r/politics, you're being silly. Obama was fucking terrible in every way. I'm happy that the corrupt, lawless, incompetent, demagogic bastard is gone. Corporations aren't inherently evil. In fact, on the whole, they're great for all of us, and the only reason why America is prosperous. Also, tell us of an example of a conviction for corruption in the Trump administration. Can you support your assertion in any way? And please, don't link to The Guardian.
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>>8425617
Trump is the adult version of the boy who promised pizza and vending machine in school elections. S is the annoying but edgy fat girl who we can't kill.
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>>8425604
You're the only one calling him a Nazi. He's a terrible fucking president who can't even cover the basics like nominate people for critical positions. He's so stupid he doesn't understand how balance of power works, he thinks the presidency is a private company CEO instead of part of a system of checks and balances. But the rest of the government does and is operating accordingly.
>>8425617
>implying we have a choice in either case
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>>8425610
For someone ostensibly not interested in guys you sure are quick to pick on their appearance.
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>>8425644
I hate fat people in general. I have zero understanding for obese fuckers and hate each and every last one fat person on this planet. Trump just rustles my jimmies because he's a dirty fat old man.
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>>8425636
I have an headache because of the way you write English. Are capital letters really so difficult?
>God, how can anyone be this annoying
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>>8425525c
And this is what critical thought process looks like.
Thank you for exsisting anon
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>>8425639
Aren't we a tryhard
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>>8425638
>6 months in, expecting an example of a conviction for corruption
Nixon, Reagan, Clinton administration all took a lot longer than 6 months from investigation to conviction.
It takes time for investigation and frankly it's not even the Democrats interest to have that happen now because politically it benefits them to have convictions around the mid-terms.
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>>8421987

Libertarianism doesn't mean no government. They want a limited one, and they'd still do trade deals. You haven't even grasped the most basic attribute of the ideology. Pathetic, really.
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>>8425667
I only pick on you for fun, they're just mean
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>>8425668
You're insane. Honeslty, you should get help. Comey just told the country that it was all hogwash.
>>8425643
The two people that I quoted obviously implied that he's a Nazi. Re-read them. On the contrary, he's a fine president. You don't seem to agree with his policies, and for this, I am glad. He hasn't made some nominations because of the unprecedented obstruction from rabid Marxist liberals, like yourself, in congress. But we're only talking about a handful of position at this point.
>he thinks the presidency is a private company CEO instead of part of a system of checks and balances.
More of that communist rhetoric, eh? Point to specifics.
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>>8421789
what's AGP?
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Reminder that being ancap libertarian is ELITE and that no roads is merely a propaganda meme by butthurt commies.
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>>8425692
>made some nominations because of the unprecedented obstruction
Hi genius, no one can prevent him from nominating candidates. And the Republicans control Congress so they can pass anyone Trump nominates regardless of how much the Democrats raise a fuss. Dems couldn't even block a Supreme Court Justice pick.
I'm not even going to address your muh-opinion koolaid bullshit. You're as equally ignorant of how the American government works as Trump.
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>>8425692
Err... I meant that he hasn't gotten a few positions filled because of the obstruction.

And if you were talking about the "Muslim ban", that only got shot down due to activist judges that don't give a damn about the law. Not what the founders intended. Don't worry, though, the supreme court will remedy that.
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>>8425674
I know dear. I wouldn't be in here if what i wanted was to be coddled. I love strong will, and hate fragile dick heads.
Dark silly is the best in my book. Its basically humour without the bullshit attached.
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>>8425715
>And the Republicans control Congress so they can pass anyone Trump nominates regardless of how much the Democrats raise a fuss. Dems couldn't even block a Supreme Court Justice pick.
The Republicans only got Gorsuch through Congress when the Democrats filibustered because of the "nuclear option" as they don't have a veto-proof majority. The Dems actually have the power to greatly obstruct what Trump is doing, and they've done so. Despite your bloviating, you're clearly clueless.
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>>8425700
>Reminder that being ancap libertarian is ELTE
FTFY :^)
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>>8425715
>>8425718
>>8425739
BTFO
T
F
O
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>>8425739
>Dems attempted to block many nominees including Sessions, Price, Mnuchin, deVos and fail every time because Republicans hold a clear majority
>Dems are blocking nominations
Only one is reality. As usual, you Trumpsters make up your own propaganda world that doesn't reflect reality.
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>>8425783
Idiot. Reps have a majority, but not a veto-proof one. Libtards can block nominees, and they've done so. You've swallowed some pretty rancid propaganda it seems.
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>>8421650
Cis LesGen? speak like a fucking normal person dyke, also nice cherrypicking becaure irl dyke are ugly as fuck, i bet she is normal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpsx-OWHfNc
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>>8425525
Youre a nice girl anon i wish more people were like you
>>8425726
How did the funeral for your friend go?
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>>8425789
It's a majority vote, you retard. That is veto-proof as long as you outnumber your opponents which is completely doable as long as you don't lose members of your party.
Dems can attempt to filibuster which both parties can do when they're in the minority, but that is not a veto and filibusters can and have been overcome, and have demonstrably been done repeatedly for this administration.
This is fact, please learn basic poly science 101.
https://www.google.com/amp/abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/senate-confirmation-works/story%3Fid%3D43643784
If a nomination clears committee, it moves to the Senate floor for a simple majority vote. Filibusters are not an issue here because Democrats changed Senate rules three years ago to eliminate the 60-vote threshold for most nominations.
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Why most lesbian are ugly?
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>>8425826
You're either stupid or very obtuse. Maybe even both.
>Dems can attempt to filibuster which both parties can do when they're in the minority, but that is not a veto and filibusters can and have been overcome, and have demonstrably been done repeatedly for this administration.

The only important sentence in that world-salad. Filibustering is essentially vetoing. This should be obvious. And when I talked about a veto-proof majority, I referred to control of 75% of a chamber, since with such a majority, filibustering isn't allowed. Sure, the tactic can be overcome, but that requires use of the "Nuclear Option", which is very rarely employed. The Reps haven't been willing to do this for non-supreme court positions.
>>
>tfw no American gf
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>>8425842
>If a nomination clears committee, it moves to the Senate floor for a simple majority vote. Filibusters are not an issue here because Democrats changed Senate rules three years ago to eliminate the 60-vote threshold for most nominations.
Forget learning poly sci, you can't even read.
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>>8425825
It was awkward for sure. I went and told no one anything. I paid my respects made some old friend connections then walked away. Made me feel like shit. But not about to get on a pedestal and start talking shit about the dead.
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>>8425854
FFS. Learn it yourself, dumbass.
I'll quote myself: "Sure, the tactic can be overcome, but that requires use of the "Nuclear Option", which is very rarely employed. The Reps haven't been willing to do this for non-supreme court positions."
It comes with a political price to use this option, and there's a sort of stigma attached to it. It has never been used to secure run-of-the-mill positions. So, the Dems are effectively obstructing Trump.
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>tfw no middle eastern gf
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>>8425876
The nuclear option is only for the few positions that still require 60 votes like Supreme Court nominations. Most nominations only require a routine majority vote.
God, why do I bother, your ilk can't understand the basics even when it's spoonfed to you that a majority is 50+pence vp tiebreaker and there are 54 Republicans.
Learn to math, learn to logic and learn reading comprehension!
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>>8425906
Maybe only tranners can do those things.
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>>8425908
I'm sure that's what you trannies like to think.
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>>8425922
I tell myself there are exceptions.
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I just want a tall femme with who I can watch some animey.
Am I asking for too much?
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>>8426294
>tall
Why is matter?
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>>8426353
I am tall myself.
Being always the tallest one is tiring.
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Would you be willing to date a woman with kids?
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>>8425844
>>Tfw American
Where you from anon?
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>>8426381
If you're somehow goldstar, yes.
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>>8426294
are y-you femme too?
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>>8426395

lol I'm a b*scum and so nobody here (and a good chunk of lesbian irl) will date me anyway, I just am curious if women are less judgmental then men are on this front.
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What's a good Yuri anime to watch for someone who's actually a lesbian and not a guy who wants to get his dick in?
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>>8426409
I am not a butch for sure, at least I don't look like one.
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>>8426416
Valkyrie Drive.
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>>8426413
kys
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My girlfriend just broke up with me. She told me she's was unhappy with our relationship for a while but didn't want to upset me. That she doesn't see herself ever being happy with me.

I was going to go see her in 2 months. I love her to death. And now I want to die.
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>>8426386
Finland!
>I want out RÄÄRÄÄÄ
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>>8426489
ldr? this stuff rarely works out, sorry for your broken heart anon
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>>8426294
how tall are you?
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>>8426511
5'11''
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>>8424110
I do that sometimes, but I had classes all day so I needed to be at least somehow alert.

>tfw ended up sleeping all day
>tfw need to finish up a presentation today
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>>8426416
Re: Cutie Honey
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>>8426518
Whoops, I only meant to write "all day" in relation to classes; I slept for one and a half hours.
That's how tired I am.
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>>8426489
Sorry it didn't work out for you, anon.
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>>8424988
Ymir dies.
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>>8426570
:^)
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>>8422176
i hate e3 bc of how cringy it is and some indie shit that comes out really makes me wanna cry especially if they have poc, female leads n shit like im down for female leads and all but half of them are cringy af trying to push shitty politics and sjw shit
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>>8422201
EXCLUSIVE just get a copy on a emulator im sure someone will work on one if its as good as they say
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>>8426608
aww poor baby, don't cut yourself on that edge anony
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>>8426608
>push shitty politics and sjw shit

Capitalism, baby.
If they keep putting shit like that out, that means it probably sells.
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>>8426525
I want to fuck you.
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PCGamer conference isn't too bad, anons.
Also today it isn't as hot and I'm still wearing a shirt, but I'm still looking for a qt to cuddle and watch the conferences with.
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>>8426489
I'm sorry, anon. I know it's hard now, try thinking about how you happened to find this one girl you loved so much in this big, big world already, and how many years you have left, and the really high possibility that there's all these qt's out there in the world for you who are going to be way BETTER.
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>>8426632
Because of my excellent taste?
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>>8426652
Take your shirt off, anon. Watch it naked like you did yesterday.
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>>8426663
O-Only if you join me.
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>>8426671
Okay!
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i love ymir so much shes the only thing that makes me care about that anime also im the same height as her and we share the same birthday tis good.
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>tfw no cyborg gf
>no small but comfy condo in a huge cyberpunk city
>no digital reality meetings when we're apart
WHY?1
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>>8426691
I wanted to take a slightly lewd pic of me in bed, but realize it's hard with the angle. Report back for Ubisoft and I might have figured the problem out by then.
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>>8426771
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>>8426413
>nobody here will date me
Meh I don't think that's true. The biscum thing is a bit of a meme, not so much a genuine and widely held deal breaker.
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>>8426655
Exactly. Let me take your virginity.
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>>8426875
Nice try, I won't give up my magic powers that easily.
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>>8426934
So it's fine if I make you struggle?
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I want violent rape play. Who wants to be my first victim?
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>>8426517
I'm 6'1", let's watch anime :3
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>>8426948
If you just want to sexually bully a nerd, pick a different nerd.
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>>8427055
But you're the nerd I like.
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>>8426977
alright then
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>>8426811
Well turns out I can't take a decent pic to save my life.
Will you still fill the empty space next to me, Anony?
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>>8427164
So flabby. Hit the gym you lazy fuck.
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>>8427107
I bet you say that to all the nerds.
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>>8427174
I actually have below average body fat, but I'm severally lacking in photography skills.
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>>8427184
>that dry patch of skin on the side
Recently burned or very poor use of lotion?
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>>8427176
Not really. You're actually the first one.
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>>8427164
>Will you still fill the empty space next to me, Anony?
Of course!
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>tfw no half breed gf
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>>8427202
That's just where the flash hit. Got a tiny scar there though.

>>8427217
Great, wake me up for Sony in time. Using whatever method you'd prefer.
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>>8426506
>>8426550
>>8426654
I just don't know where it all went wrong. I figured that since it was an ldr it would be hard make it work, but I was going to go see her and I even got a job for that and I was going to do whatever it took to make it work.... My first gf wasn't ldr, but this is the second time it happens that my SO suddenly feels unhappy with me.

I can't stop crying and feeling worthless. I have to go to class right now but I feel like I'm cripple and I can't move. Doesn't help that this has been such a painful few months where I even got sick due to stress. I just want something to end me because I thought I'd finally be happy for real for the first time in a long time, but everything has gone to shit this year. I don't think I'll ever be happy.
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>>8427248
You're such a tease, anon. I love it.
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>>8427205
I think you should at least ask for someone's top five before deciding whether you want to fuck them, what if you ended up banging someone who unironically loves SAO?
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>>8427323
I know who you are so I don't really care anymore. I love you even if you like Hibikek.
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I just ate dog period blood.
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>>8427304
Did you like my boob shadow as well?
>>
IT support is not a job for a white woman
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>>8427326
>I love you even if you like Hibikek.
The sweetest thing someone's ever said to me.
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>>8427278
you'll get over it, you need only time and preferably a real life gf, and you'll be happy
just don't lose yourself in regrets and wishful thinking anon
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>>8427350
mmmmhh. I think I need a better pic of your boobs to make a final decision.
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>>8427509
That's lewd, Anon. You'll have to come find out for yourself what they look like, if you want to see them so badly.
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>>8427627
You're going to make me work for it, huh.
Well, I guess I have no choice but to comply to your demands.
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>>8427391
Yeah, you should marry me.
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>>8427687
W'eve been over this, you're too young for me.
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>>8427750
Oh. Come on, anon. The girl loves you, give her a chance.
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>>8427750
Age is not something I can change, give me a chance.
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Does /clg approve Indian girls?
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>>8427818
As long as they are qts.
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>new Assassin's Creed and Far Cry shown at Ubisoft's conference
>tfw the last girl I went on a date with told me she used to be really into those games
>tfw she still hasn't texted me back
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>>8427832
Text her again. Ask her if she saw the new trailers.
>>
It's time:
>>8427884
>>8427884
>>8427884
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>>8427781
Pfft. If I gave everyone who loved me a chance, I wouldn't have wizard powers right now.

>>8427803
In all seriousness I'm just not interested in dating anyone. I'm emotionally unavailable, practically asexual and terminally incapable of maintaining communication. I have a soft spot for you and I enjoy our shitposting exchanges but I can't be your gf.
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>>8428043
That's fine, I'm not interested in dating at all either, I just like to bother you. How come you're practically asexual though? You don't even masturbate anymore?
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>>8428106
OK, then we're good. Bother away, fetus.

>How come you're practically asexual though? You don't even masturbate anymore?
No, I meant it in the sense that I'm not going to be motivated to form a relationship by a desire for sex.
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>>8428292
>fetus
Mean.

So sex without a relationship is fine? Would you fuck a young weeb NEET no strings attached?
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>>8428306
Poor YYK, couldn't compete with imprinting.
No, no, if that was what I wanted, I wouldn't be a wizard. I meant I have very little desire for sex.
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>>8428350
Happy OT3 with is my headcanon.

Ehh, really? If you actually wanted to fuck a girl you could? Prostitution doesn't count.
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>>8428360
Same. Hooray for fanart.

It's hard to know for sure without trying, isn't it? I had a bi friend who tried pretty aggressively to get into my pants back when I was a teenager, I found her painfully hot and assume things would have resulted in sex if I hadn't fought her off. I legitimately don't know what my chances would be today though, I don't really think about it much.
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>>8428434
>I found her painfully hot and assume things would have resulted in sex if I hadn't fought her off.
Why did you do that? When I was a teenager I would have fugged practically any girl that would have been interested in me.
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>>8428492
Pride I guess, and anger. We had a complicated relationship. I was pissed that I was the lowest priority out of all the people she was chasing at the time. I was insulted that her interest wasn't remotely romantic, just curiosity/"you're hot when you're angry"/getting off on the amount of control she wielded over me. She'd antagonize me by messing around with dudes while maintaining eye contact with me, or rejecting a drink I'd brought and taking one from a dude (also while maintaining eye contact, and smiling). I was frustrated that she didn't seem to care whether or not she ruined our relationship as long as she got to fuck me. She was also kind of fucked up in general at that time, and I thought I would be able to be a better friend if we kept things platonic. I don't really regret it, everything would have been even messier if we'd been fucking.
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>>8428591
So she's the reason you hate CGDCT skinship? Also the idea of you getting bullied like that by a bislut is pretty hot. Sorry. Though if it was me I think I would be kinda hurt, kek.
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>>8428634
Most likely! Her and her friends were very much about the skinship, I'm pretty sure most of her friends didn't even like me but they still wanted to cuddle and grab.

Nah I get it, I found it pretty hot. It's quite possible to be turned on and emotionally rekt at the same time, hahaha.
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>>8428705
They knew you were gay or something? Or were you such a nerd that people naturally wanted to bully you?
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>>8428748
They did it because I was small and angry, and some girls like to tease small angry things when they know the small angry thing won't actually bite them.
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