/mtfg/ - trans woman general

firts

>>8412222
nice quads

but I am a straight, chaste maiden

>>8412235
she could certainly be worse. Long hair will help.

The pizza is aggressive

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You know, I just realized something

>/mtfg/ has the most drama

You really ARE women

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>>8412229
me too thanks

>>8412237
Alas, we are all faggots here, including (especially) the straight ones

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aoeu

>>8412226
congrats, you're an awful person

>>8412222
*clap*clap*

I'm going to pride this weekend

>>8412231
>quasi-normies
you're not a normie if you're playing d&d
I know what you mean though, my entire LoL club at uni is like that

>>8412227
https://twitter.com/mombot/status/873217381295808512
https://twitter.com/mombot/status/873217381295808512

>>8412227
oh well uh, i kind of have a crush on her..

>>8412240
>>8412246

>you're not a normie if you're playing d&d
you sure as hell are
you're also playing a bad game

>>8412248
I play D&D5e every week. Can confirm.
My guise for working on girlmode voice though.

>>8412247
O do you want me to tell her

>>8412245
>me too thanks
Kinda gay.
>>8412247
Also kinda gay, but cute.

my friend posted a picture of the entire group at yesterday's party and i look like the edgy goth side character in some sitcom among all these white afabs

>you'll never smell Eugiéne's stinky feet

why live

>>8412247
your too late, nim has a gf

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>>8412248
>you're playing a bad game
I know, I started playing more hearthstone lately. I'm just in the club so I can have friends -- half the people there don't even play anymore.

>>8412258
i don't hear a lot about her, i thought maybe they broke up..

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>>8412246
I'm gonna hit up pride this year too I think

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Smiles is the cutest.

>>8412260
they're still together, she just does'nt post here much

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>>8412260
Don't worry I told her how you feel

>>8412253
play better gayms
>>8412257
fucking gross
>>8412259
try and find an LGS or go through one of many group finders online
>>8412260
this is sad

>>8412262
apparently jennifer hudson is gonna be preforming in the streets lol. Should be hype.

>>8412263
You spelled maddie wrong

>>8412256
>edgy ... side character
Are you not?

>>8412139
Why are you so mad over that I want to help someone? Are you against helping people?

>shitty Simpson pics
Well I could post the usual autistic anime trash that a lot post here but I don't like posting trashy series that only last for one or two seasons

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how tf am I supposed to afford living on my own AND transitioning AND saving up for surgery as an unskilled tranny

WHY WAS I A DEPRESSED FAGGOT INSTEAD OF GETTING A COMP SCI DEGREE UGH

>>8412267
I want to keep friends though.

>>8412269
L-let me double check on that...

>>8412267
I actually know someone nearby that plays d&d sometimes, I might ask her if I can join.

>>8412274
I'm currently getting comp sci degree and things don't look much better for me.

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>>8412273
>I don't like posting trashy series that only last for one or two seasons
this is why I post art instead of avatarfagging

>>8412274
Manufacturing. Theres still places that pay 14/hour unconnected for unskilled labor that offer plentiful overtime. Typically its quite cheap to live in these places as well. Try there.
>>8412275
get them to play better gayms then
>>8412277
Sounds like a wonderful idea, RPGs are a load of fun. Once you get nestled in though, demand to play better gayms.

>>8412268
Sounds like a pretty top tier pride
Pride here is actually so corporate now that there's an alt pride festival where the actual homolesbitrannies hang out

>>8412264
i don't know, ive talked to her on here and i feel like we're similar in a lot of ways, i feel bad that she's with someone now..

>>8412265
i didnt ask you to do that :(

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>local Pride stuff starts on my birthday
s-should I go

>>8412281
They're idiots that won't understand better gayms

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>>8412267
Look at her though, this is absolute perfection

Her feet must smell really bad and I want her to rub her disgusting feet in my face so I can ejaculate all the way to Canada

Thanks for reading

>>8412282
I remember when i went to vancouver pride was going on but i was way too nervous plus it was pretty cringy.

Also hi

>>8412289
Looks uncanny valley

>>8412286
oh well
>>8412285
no
>>8412289
(you)

>>8412284
>someone now
they've been together for quite a few months now anon, sorry, try finding someone else, oneitis isn't healthy.

>>8412290
Pride is a good time if you have some friends and wanna git drunk. Ime it's not really that cringe either unless twinks in thongs pelvic thrusting to lady gaga upset you

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>>8412289
What the fuck

I really don't understand the hormone level stuff on the opening of the thread. If I go to my GP to get bloods done what do I ask for and how does it affect what I take?

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>>8412281
they're a bunch of theater kids - I doubt they care as much about the game as the roleplaying

>>8412289
this is very sad

>>8412282
>alt-pride
damn that's depressing

desu, the more I stay in pittsburgh, the more I love it. It's just so chill, even if there's no convenience stores anywhere.

>>8412308
basically its not that cringe if you've spent any time at the gay clubbing scene

you get desensitised to this nonsense pretty fast

>>8412308
>Ime it's not really that cringe either unless twinks in thongs pelvic thrusting to lady gaga upset you
when i walked by the pride on my way to the endo clinic i remember seeing a lot of hons and shitty drag queens.

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>>8412313
just go to HRTgen if you want hrt advice. That stuff is pretty dated

>>8412318
>they're a bunch of theater kids - I doubt they care as much about the game as the roleplaying
...then why are they playing dnd

there are better games that are less about combat and more about roleplaying and free-form stuff.

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>>8412325
I've never done tabletop, how am I supposed to know that?

>>8412272
It's not as bad as el goonish

>>8412329
idk sorry Im going into raging grognard /tg/ hon mode

See, there's another reason I don't post pics: I don't want comments like someone wanting to smell my feet...again.

Then again I'm not the most attractive person in the world, but still.

i fuck up at fucking myself up
i need stitches for my cuts but cant get them

>>8412336
Nah I'd kill for any compliments

I attempted to fix the mastering again.
https://clyp.it/2xpmo1uz
Hopefully anon senpai is here.

>>8412330
What's wrong with EGS?

>>8412343
Dunno, I mean, I'm not transitioning because I want a boyfriend or want to get compliments for boys, but because I genuinely feel like I was supposed to be a girl from a breddy early age, so compliments are nice but they don't mean much

>>8412289
I love this general

>>8412349
>she didn't fall for the transmeme

What are you doing here

>>8412349
liking attention and compliments is trutrans tho

>>8412349
I think I feel the same. I'm just an attention whore though.

>>8412321
Oh
Well idk I don't interact with the hons at pride I just go for the party desu
I also generally like drag when it's done well though so different strokes

>>8412320
P much

>>8412356
Transmeme?

>>8412357
What the fuck is a trutrans again

Is that like, being a true trans or close to being cis?

You fuckin' people and these terms

>>8412360
me too LOL but i'm just here for shits and gigs

>>8412365
trutrans is being 'really trans' instead of a fetishist or something

its almost exclusively used as a joke these days though, like now

I have to quit hrt
I have to get out

>>8412349
Wait, aren't you a cis dude who came here from another board to troll people?

>>8412361
Did you still wanna vc tonight?

>>8412349
so your real? not a troll or butthurt outsider? your one of us?

why the name covfefe

nice to meetcha

>>8412370
Well shit, I have a lot to learn

>>8412377
Well I was going to but I enjoy drama so I might as well stick around

Also
>Cis dude
;_;

>>8412382
I was going to bully you and bantz you but the drama here is so fucking deliciously good I have to stick around. Me and my friends infiltrated this thread before but then I realized I was bored so I might as well stick around here and I asked my trip back.

Also no you people don't make me butthurt, most of you are psychotic and absolute monsters but some of you seem alright

I used to go by coffee, but Edie's idea gave me that I'm covfefe now

nice to meetcha too

I now resent and hate the supportive friends I came out to.

They know too much and I don't want people who knew that about me in my life to exist and be near me and know what I've just managed to bury again

I need to move on and get rid of them since I can't Untell.

>>8412389
hi im nim

>>8412392
mental illness

https://www.humanics-es.com/ADA316646.pdf

Reminder if you are above 50th percentile for female, you're a hon

>>8412389
yea well my gold mine of lulz already dried up because people keep logging and archiving everything

hope yall ready for muzzies to internalize their feelings. so healthy!

>>8412408
Reminder that the person who posted this is above the 90% percentile

>>8412398
Hello Nim how many roasted rats on a stick did you eat today

>>8412412
the fuck is a muzzies i saw that word in the last thread as well

>>8412418
Muzzie means muslim

>>8412417
I average around 40th on most things

>>8412379
Of course! I'll let you know when I'm off work/have eaten

>>8412420
But how is that relevant to this thread

Or are muzzies posting in this thread?

I'm so confused

>>8412418
exactly zero

>>8412431
Oh I have no idea

>>8412392
are they already calling you gay because they see it upsets you?
friends who know your other friends are generally useless
i avoid that kind of cluster fuck. it always ends the same way. every time. like clock work.

I'm just sad that Chelsea Manning hasn't posted in a while here.

>>8412446
have u finished reading her op of state dept cables? lol

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i love being here, with you, in your car making the most out of every day and worrying as little as we can. what are we having for dinner tonight my wonderful (x)friend? what are you getting for me?

>tfw repressional ideations strong enough to make me quit again.

>>8412427
okies <3

>>8412451
>i love being here, with you, in your car making the most out of every day and worrying as little as we can
same

except change "making the most out of every day" with "making out with you most every day"

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>>8412451
awwwww so cute! I hope I get a cute (beep)friend one of these days

>>8412451
one MLP special with extra scheshwan sauce pl0x

>>8412451
taco bell and IM sold

Well lassies, unfortunately, I have to go

It was nice witnessing drama again and hopefully you can feed my soul again

I'll be back soon

Goodbye forever

>>8412432
What's wrong with you

>>8412434
=//////////////////////////////////////////////

>>8412462
Reminder that a 55 year old man with a sissy crossdressing fetish posted this gf pic

>>8412455
Amy?
>>8412471
See you whenever.

Do u need a prescription for in house pharmacy iam in the UK also I you do what over sites are there that don't need a prescription?

>>8412451
some panda express okay

>>8412432
GOOD

>>8412474
reminder i hate you more for talking about someone else when it doesnt concern you
sass types like a sweetheart and the words come out kind.
your words are shit even if you didnt care about physical appearance over the internet

>>8412485
but the days not over yet

>>8412486
Its not about physical appearance, its the fact that sass used to post his old gross naked body and sissy fan fics on here all the time. Pretending that hes trans now doesn't change what he is.

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>>8412475
I'm dissociating hard or some shit. These switches can't be so strong 4 months on
It's gotten worse and my mental state is definitely worse than it was pre

And my "dysphoria" is switching between genders now, one second releived I'm not T and the next horrified and disgusted I'm being weakened and mutilated by estrogen

I have a appointment with specialist on the 13th and last week I was all "oh this will be easy I'll go in and tell them everything and how I want help"

To "why the fuck am I going to specialist I'm not a tranny if I just quit his distress will go away"

>>8412495
i dont have a problem with that simply because youre being a little bitch
stop being a nark

>>8412289
But elanna, you already have a gf

>>8412496
maybe you're genderfluid

>>8412501
>genderfluid
memes

>>8412499
Trip on sass.

>>8412504
i mean idk a lot of ppl seem to id that way and
>my "dysphoria" is switching between genders now
you never know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>aw nine the internet is out, what movies do you have on your computer
>every ghibli movie, every harry potter movie, every episode of seinfeld, why

>>8412477
Anyone or am I being ignored ?

>>8412446
Wait, did she?

She's kind of my hero since she made me realise I was trans

>>8412512
Even if 'genderfluid' is real, and Im inclined to believe it is not, I'd say that its probably a bad idea to transition or openly identify as non-cis.
>>8412519
didn't ignore you, just dont know

Im depressed and lonely, where can I whine?

>>8412478
sounds nice girlfriend are we going to eat in the store or go back to our house and eat on the patio in our beanbag chairs
>>8412465
get me three (3) supreme soft tacos. you can eat the last one when my tummies too full for it

>>8412525
here

>>8412522
pretty horrible attitude to someone who's figuring themselves out imo but ok

>>8412349
>It's ok to transition to get a boyfriend
>It's not okay to transition to get a girlfriend
Why is this?

>>8412532
Transitioning is terrible. If you can live your life cis, you should.

>>8412521
>she made me realise I was trans
How?

>>8412529
i wanna go back to our house so i can spend time with you

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>when the first use you get out of your new bank card is from making lines of ket and not paying for stuff
Druggie lyfe bby

>>8412477
>prescription for in house pharmacy
no
>in the UK
idk if that changes anything
>sites are there that don't need a prescription
reddit diy trans

>>8412338
why not

>>8412535
Hardly cis when you're repressing.

>>8412462
Myrthe says hello back

>>8412488
Stop this madness

>>8412534
Most cis girls don't want to date MTFs, so it doesn't make sense to transition to get a gf, since you'd have better luck as a male.

>>8412535
what are you even talking about

>>8412537
What a beautiful sunset tonight. What a breathtaking panorama, a potpourri of sights, sounds, smells, and a whole holy host of other sensations. It's so delightful to be here, in the outside. It's so nice not to be all cooped up like a rat in a cage, like a political prisoner, like the working poor, like the coal miner, like the cloistered nun, like the waitress in the Quality Pie, like the farm boy, like the pig in the pen, or the cow hooked up to the milking machine, or the lamb on line to the slaughterhouse, like the HIV-positive, like the inoperable cancer patients, or the soldiers who have lost their legs, like the homicidal maniac, or the suicidal depressive. Nay, I say nay, this sunset is so beautiful, this moment so sublime, that I could stand here, and watch, and be here, and callously forget all the misery in the world, and be completely and blissfully unaware of all sadness and pain and loss, at least until the sun descends. How is it that nature can be so natural? How is it that it can completely transport one away from reality when in fact it is reality? How can that be?

>>8412552
Or like the people you like?

>>8412534
my friends" and "family r trying to convince me to be homosexually gay

>>8412552
yea this logic

abusive as fuck

>>8412257
>>8412289

wtf go be a gross stalker somewhere else

>>8412546
of course but the idiots who say stuff like just be cis seem to be incapable of understanding other people have feelings and emotions and (omg) !!!dysphoria!!!

>>8412554
Im saying that if you're 'genderfluid', you must feel cis a significant portion of the time, even a majority. In such a case Id probably suggest living as your birth gender.

Im not saying you have to be critically dysphoric 100% of the time in order to be TruTrans^tm but if your dysphoria is intermittent and mangeable, I wont be jumping over mountains to suggest transitioning

>>8412555
i love you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u

*the matrix crashes*

>>8412563
ahhh ok nevermind you're one of those people

>>8412557
so just shitters being shitters?

>>8412552
>you'd have better luck as a male.
Laughing out loud right now.

>>8412567
i call it illiterate. its shitty grammatical laziness on their shithead part

>>8412552
>dating cis girls

>>8412566
being trans sucks and I dont recommend it, sorry if you think otherwise

I think people should be free to express themselves how they want, and in an ideal world people who feel fluid should be able to express that. but unless youre a cute afab in college thats not the world.

>>8412501
But it really feels like schizophrenia or mental illness to me. It's not fun and it's undermining and eroding any sort of identity confidence because I don't know which "one" will be prevalent and in control

>>8412538
>tfw no ket

>>8412451
Were going to go and get Bahn mi sandwiches and macrons, and then take them back and watch Netflix and talk about how good the food is

Also it's xerfriend

>>8412574
this

Yay or nay?
https://www.longtallsally.com/tops/embroidered-kaftan-08AA056/p?option=08AA056WIB

>>8412574
They can be cute and funny though.

>>8412563
I actually agree with this. I honestly think it's critical for genderfluids to keep track over an extended period of time so they can see whether they're actually just dysphoric all the time and in denial.

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>>8412581
BOI

>>8412574
>she says, while dating Elanna, the world's only known cis tranny

>>8412584
I like it, it's very cute, so yay.

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i drank too much last night and im still hungover please save me

>>8412563
What is the difference between genderfluid and nonbinary?

>>8412580
oh your schizophrenic? hows that feel, to you?

these mentally ill words are thrown around waay too lazily. and ppl accuse me of stoner language...lol

>>8412575
i mean you're instantly jumping to conclusions about stuff and preventing any development and telling someone to just conform when the same could be said for any binary trans person
>>8412580
ya well tell your therapist then

>>8412592
Shes so cute i broke my rule for her ;)

>>8412594
>drinking in a sharia city
Looks like somebody is gonna get thrown off a roof...

>>8412580
Speak to a psychiatrist and therapist, it sounds like it might be DID. But I am not a professional nor is anyone else here, and you should seek counsel
>>8412588
Yeah this is true. there's a difference between "sometimes I feel dysphoric and sometimes I love my body" and "sometimes I feel dysphoric and sometimes I feel reeally dysphoric"

the latter should transition, the former, its hard to say

>>8412590
I miss /frz/

I asked this sort of yesterday, but I may as well keep trying. Any military transgirls here? What's the process of transitioning in the military like? Anything I need to keep in mind?

>>8412599
look we were all expecting the most depressing election result ever AND it was also a friend's birthday

something had to be done with all that booze even after the exit polls came out and the cons turned out to have shot themselves in the foot

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>>8412600
Me too!
iktfs
Here's another great picture for you
>tfw Frozen 2 is years from now

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>>8412599
Stop being an islamophobe you shit

And no im not being ironic

>>8412541
Thanks

>>8412594
if u can breathe in pure oxygen from an o2 tank on 2 or 4ml, for a minute or two, you will have a great day.
when thats out (easier to get obamacare to cover injecting estrogen into an xy) try fatty foods and youtube vids of russian car accidents
inb4 someone gets me ranting on the jewish plot to stop hyberbaric therapy for the masses

>>8412582
wow! i feel so bad. you dont have to spend so much on me. can we watch your show again? im so excited to see what happens!

>>8412605
Oh right I understand.

>>8412607
>when /frz/ turned into trans/frz/
aw man those were the days

my old computer still has a huge collection of pics and stuff saved

>>8412601
From what I've read if you come out before you've been enlisted or commissioned for a year, you get kicked out. If you come out *before* enlisting or getting commissioned you'll need to completely transition before they'll take you. If you have already been in there a year and are coming out, I can't help you, I'm a civvie.

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>>8412609

>tfw no beepbeep gf

>>8412599
lol ill wreck your govts sharia law
using the quran i will restore freedom
god willing
>>8412601
look at manning. u want to get stuck with hon levels of E?

>>8412609
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_in_Islam

>>8412609
looool
none of them would be my friend

where they at ill go say high

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>>8412615
If you're in the Netherlands we better go to Frozen 2 together
/frz/ was comy as shit!
I got the snowchan archive and I wanted to archive the original 1001 threads but got bored and gave up.
Still, Elsa lives on.

>>8412621
id make a really good gf :( just a lil crazy but its directed as myself and i wont hurt you ever

This is my final post. I'm killing myself on Sunday. It's been interesting time here. Thanks for everything.

>>8412635
Why're you offing yourself?

>>8412635
stream it

can someone explain the uk election situation?

google saying the conservatives won by like 10%

>>8412635
take a gram of shrooms the day before

>tfw no beepbeep to go biking with

>>8412630
nah Im in the USA
But it'll still be really fun for /frz2/
I remember thread 1001 when the hammer finally dropped. we knew it was coming. but still.
>>8412635
dont do that silly. even if not for yourself, suicide is super contagious and can make those around you 6-7x more likely to follow suit. You can get through it. If you do it though, I hope you find peace.

>>8412642
How much detail?

>>8412653
as much as you want desu

>>8412637
I've grown tired of the living situation I am in. I've taken many steps to alleviate things but nothing works.

My understanding:
You need 326 for a majority in the house which means you win every vote if your party all votes together which they do. The conservatives fell short of this but still have the most seats. So they have minority rule and need other parties to vote with them to win votes. This is my terrible understaning

goodnight. enjoy the silly slide. youre going to reincarnate if youre under 40.

see you on the day of judgement.

>>8412631
Do you want to be my beepbeep gf then?

>>8412642
yeah but you need to have an absolute majority to really hold power. Torries had this before the elections but they got cocky and now they lost that majority and have to team up with DUP to get it. However one of DUP's terms for helping torries form a government was that there wouldn't be a "hard brexit", only a soft one. This is a huge loss compared to before the elections, because torries were projected to win by a landslide. Now, they have an extremely weak government (with DUP they only hold a 2 seat majority which means things could go bad if only 3 seats rebel) and their brexit plans were foiled. Overall a huge embarassment for the torries and a huge win for Corbyn

Social security administration looking into my medical records for disability
>start asking about my transition
>give them my original provider
>told her I self med for a year before coming to her
self-medding on spiro and estrogen isn't illegal, r-right

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>>8412663
My understanding:
Nazis lost majority, heroes won seats.

>>8412675
I fucking hope not

>>8412675
it isn't

>>8412650
BAD FEEL
>>8412673
yeah

>>8412674
that's pretty interesting, thanks for explaining :)

>>8412676
Yes comrade!

>>8412676
Hey, has qhi ever been down in the past based on your experience?

>>8412651
Yee, I joined /frz/ at around 350 and only left after a few weeks on snowchan

>>8412680
Are you officially my gf now or is this a meme.

>>8412656
Anon I know exactly what u mean but think what your doing to your family and friends and you just need to get through it I tried to kms few months back by an overdose of epilepsy tablets it nearly worked till my mum walked in and phoned the ambulance they said I was like a few minute from dyeing after that i just got on with shit I know its hard but we just need to get through it and live life plz don't do it not worth it

>>8412656
Are you completely out of options?
>>8412676
>Tories
>Nazis
LEL.

>>8412674
You're forgetting Sinn Fein's empty seats in your calculations, but the gist of it is correct

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hmm people are always saying how great life is but this is pretty shit and lame maybe I'll just go back to bed or something again idk

>>8412692
My family turned their backs on me and I have no friends. I have nobody.

>>8412693
Yes

>>8412684
No but they run out of estrofem a lot which is annoying.
>>8412693
NAZIIIIIIII!!!!!

>>8412692
>the "think of others before yourself" repression/guilt meme

anyone who worries about their family is a slave to them. kill yourself if u want to. dont stay alive for anyone except yourself.

>>8412697
Were u from anon ?

>>8412697
I mean, I advocate that you keep trying and living, but if you can't, you can't.
>>8412698
Did you not see my posts last night?

>>8412642
There are 650 seats in the British parliament, meaning you need 326 to hold a majority. The Conservative Party held 330 seats after the last election, but have dropped down to 318 seats after this, meaning that no single party has an absolute majority. This has resulted in what's known as a "hung parliament", and the Conservative Party have formed a coalition with another party called the DUP (who got 10 seats) in order to form a coalition government where they share power.

The Conservatives have retained power by this new partnership with the DUP, but will be weaker now because they don't have an outright majority in parliament. It's a technical victory for the Conservative Party, but a political disaster because they expected to increase the amount of seats they had quite dramatically, not lose seats.

so brexit was cancled? i mean how long does it take to close the airport wtf london youre an island

>>8412701
Columbus ohio

>>8412703
I'd rather not. It's not worth it anymore. Too much pain from the past and present.

>>8412706
It's also worth mentioning this election was not really supposed to happen, nobody asked for it, there was no legal requirement for it to be held this year. The conservatives called a snap election solely with the goal to increase their majority and totally fucked up.

>>8412699

THISSSSS.
>>8412703
No
I'm memeing anyway.
>>8412706
Why did they lose seats? Was it because of Theresa May's autism? Their hardline Brexit stance? Their fat-cat friendly taxation system? So many reasons to hate those assholes.

>>8412663
>You need 326 for a majority
Only 322, because Sinn Fein and the Speaker don't vote.

That makes the Tories at 318 four MPs short, but the DUP have ten. So the Tories can govern but they need to keep the DUP happy to be guaranteed a majority in every vote (but in many votes they'll be able to get 4 votes off rebels in other parties anyway). Otoh, they aren't guaranteed to win votes even with the DUP if enough of their own backbench MPs (the MPs who aren't in government, so the fringes of the party) rebel. So the Tory ministers need to keep the Tory backbench happy too.

tl;dr more power to the Labour opposition and the DUP and Tory backbenchers, less power to the Tory govt.

>>8412674
With the DUP they hold a 6 seat majority.

Still very slim and could potentially be lost over the next five years in by-elections and defections.

>>8412714
hop a train to san fran
stay in homeless shelters
get free obamacare estrogens

harder than it sounds. but realistic and happens alot

>>8412714
I'm sorry.
>>8412716
Fair enough, but I supported Labour this election.

>>8412679
how sure are you?

>>8412716
their manifesto was a fucking shambles too

uncosted, even

>>8412718
Thankyou I don't really know how politics works. Pretty much an idiot

>>8412720
I'd rather die where I'm from

>>8412721
It's okay.

>>8412721
Huh? I thought you were a die-hard right winger?
>>8412720
When my aunt went on holiday there she said there were homeless people everywhere. Is this why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7k6UcVuawM

>tfw preparing to quit hrt
Call me stupid but I'm excited. I'm gonna have a normal life again! I can't wait to be mentally my old self again.

>>8412619
Alright, waiting a year doesn't sound impossible. Beats the 4 I figured I'd have to wait.

>>8412623
I'm not sure who Manning is. Do they prescribe too much or something?

Im giving anal sex and enema tutorials
Do you want a lesson, yes or no?

Hello everyone, I detransed a few months ago due to a number of factors and have been trying to live as male again. I end up getting depressed often but I know transition won't help me at all as I already went that route. My question is, how do you move on in life after detransition?

Thank you for any advice

>>8412726
Aw, you basically had it, just the numbers weren't spot on, and since the BBC and other media use the wrong numbers it's an easy mistake.

>>8412734
do expect many detrans people would be here on mtfg

>>8412726
inbred dynasty families own banks and employ their distant relatives to run banks
banks act like a family to do ^ to corporations and governments not filled with the right board members.
banks businesses and govt work together to recreate the feudal system.
everyone ignores this and thinks playing party politics is neat.
now ur a pro

>>8412715
Yeah, there is also the fact that Theresa May is the architect of her own misfortune and called an election 3 years early. I guess she's the second Prime Minister to seriously dun goof in a row.

>>8412716
>Why did they lose seats? Was it because of Theresa May's autism? Their hardline Brexit stance? Their fat-cat friendly taxation system? So many reasons to hate those assholes.
Probably because Labour had a better manifesto, engaged with the public more, got younger people out to vote (resulting in a high turnout for a general election), plus Theresa May's reputation took quite a hit from not taking part in the debates and the bad marketing of the Tory manifesto (no one remembers any of the good things from it, it's phrases like "dementia tax" that have stuck in people's heads).

>>8412740
((()))

>>8412729
I mean, I'm very nationalistic and racist and militarist. HOWEVER, citizens of the nation must be cared for, capital must be made to serve the nation, and the nation must be kept healthy and aesthetic, both in terms of the populace *and* the physical buildings and landscape.
>>8412732
I could be wrong, do more research about this shit.

>>8412715
>The conservatives called a snap election solely with the goal to increase their majority and totally fucked up.
It was May's decision, not the party's. Plenty of them will hate her for it now. She took a gamble and they paid the price. Although to be fair it looked like a sure thing when she called it.

>>8412716
Possibly May's autism (bad campaign, unpopular PM, "dementia tax"), possibly Brexit stance, possibly mix of the two. Also high turnout among younger voters. And Corbyn not being as unpopular for his terrorism support, far left views, backing dictators who murder gays, etc as the media and Tories expected.

>>8412724
I've never heard of anyone getting in trouble for it. they might get mad because it's """dangerous""" but I've never heard of anyone facing like negative consequences besides scolding

>>8412753
I plan to. I figure asking a military doc wouldn't hurt too much, since HIPAA. Thanks, though

>>8412753
>I mean, I'm very nationalistic and racist and militarist.
You might like this, found it on /pol/ the other day
http://filteries.com/politics

>>8412760
Good luck!
>>8412762
Thanks, seems perfectly autistic for me.

where can a girl get some good animu torrents in this day and age

>>8412765
>seems perfectly autistic for me
show me your result when you're done, im still filling mine out. Theres so many options i dont know what to pick

>>8412756
I'm surprised she's still PM but the party probably kind of realised going through 3 leaders in 1 year makes for some terrible optics.

Fuck if I know.

>>8412744
>I guess she's the second Prime Minister to seriously dun goof in a row.
Third. Brown chickened out of an early election in 2008 and it harmed his reputation and led to the 2010 election Labour lost.

Yeah, May handled the campaign terribly. The damage to the party serves her right for doing it so badly.

>>8412733
uh... can you just do a write up or something

>>8412753
>racist
Why?

Im worried that after HRT i will not be myself anymore, that my personality will change

>>8412767
Nyaa
Tokyo toshokan
A private tracker

>>8412776
Mine did, I used to be a straight-edge dork pre-HRT, now I'm a vapid cokehead. I'm okay with this.

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>>8412776
maybe you're not yourself right now and after HRT you'll be the real you

>>8412776
not how it works

>>8412768
Will do.
>>8412774
60% feels, 40% facts. Politically I think genetic engineering will eliminate any negative racial disparities, and personally I prefer getting to know people before I make snap judgements. So it kinda makes it a moot point.

.>>8412776
suicide will do that too

>>8412777
cheers

>>8412769
The murmurings against her will be there now, but Brexit negotiations are about to start and the perception may be that a leadership challenge now would only harm them more considering that. But I guess it could happen later and she'll have lost loyalty.

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Kinda petrified about the whole 19yo+ and you're fucked thing. This body is workable right? I'm training for half marathon so I should be losing a bit of weight.

im a marxist-leninist and i respect mao zedong thought and women

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>>8412772
Ok
>>8412776
Thats....lmao your personality doesn't change. The only people who say that are the crossdresser types

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>>8412776
I'm the same introverted NEET I always was. Guess it varies between people

>>8412790
My personality changed. I went from a lovable dork to a jaded and insecure cunt.

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>>8412796

extra estrogen eont change ur personality (lie)

also curing dysphoria will give u energy and smiles. so u wont be a quiet boring guy everyone repetedly calls depressed

>>8412767
>she's not on AnimeBytes

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>>8412803

>>8412806
straight up bullying

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HRT made me a maoist

>>8412813
Come beg for an invite if you're lucky I'll give you one :^)

>>8412803
>>8412796
rly dont give medical advise
your going to perforate someones intestine
safer giving legal advise without prefixing your anal

Is there actually a MTF board on here? It won't come up for me

>>8412815
nicole no maoism is opportunism
>>8412817
wew i'm not that desperate i just wanted an utena torrent that didnt have 0 seed :^)

>>8412788
Pretty nice waist/hip already, if you are indeed 19 then get started asap.

>>8412474
>>8412495
>55 yo
>sissy crissdressing fetish
what are these memes?
Are you the weird anon that writes sissy penis fanfic stories about me?
i'm flatterd and all but u shouldn't project your fantasies usung ral people because it's akward.
>>8412486
awwww thanks bby! :) you're the sweetheart!

>>8412776
>tfw you start and then stop again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbIUyWJyu1s

>>8412783
What do you think of me personally? Am I untermensch?
>>8412788
>19
No sympathy

Maddie, I lied, it's not nearly as in depth as I was hoping.

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>>8412822

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>>8412821
I'm actually a baathist anyway.

>>8412819
come on
is lgbt being raided? should i return to pol?

>>8412823
Going docs this week. Self medding in July
>>8412827
Why no sympathy? Sorry new to all this

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>>8412829
>hermione the hemorrhoid
>>8412831
always the perfectionist. You just HAD to pick the correct line to follow

>>8412829
All this seems like a really complicated, lengthy, uncomfortable and painful process

I think I took my crossdressing fetish too far desu

>>8412827
Mixed feelings, but it's not because you're giganigga.

>>8412837
Its a Shakira meme. Any trait that can be seen as a positive she replies with that

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>>8412821

>>8412831
>using the same old tired soviet art
how did they manage to subjugate a country well into the 2000s with this?

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>>8412831
good taste

reminder te usa adopted all of mao's stuff he thought up
from animal control to distributed food
reminder all who fuck off bretton woods get rekt and blamed for being a dictator

china > japan

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>>8412852

>>8412842
Was it just a fetish

>>8412858
>tfw don't even watch anime

>>8412854
>not balancing your budget
MADDIE NO.

juche isnt exactly communism or capitalism or socialism

its win tier

>>8412853
That's Bashar al-Assad's dad so civil war aside this same people still SORTA rule Syria.

>>8412865
what a waste

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>>8412828
sorry. i dont even know what to put for half of the economic things desu

How much work will HRT do here?
Is this a good starting point?
https://unsee dot cc/zamedogu/

>>8412879
cute

>>8412874
It's not a waste I am a good user of the website and it's one of the best trackers in my collection!
If only I knew what to do with those 10 invites :^)

>>8412856
>>8412858
Sertii if I start calling myself a Strasserist will you consider your goal of converting me complete? I mean, I'm basically one already, but still.
>>8412878
It's okay. Well, read their descriptions to find a balance you agree with.

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>>8412860
Used to be
Now it's my life

>>8412885
Strasserism is unironically p ok

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>>8412829
>>8412822
>>8412816
>>8412809
>>8412803
>>8412796
>>8412790

Speaking as a medical professional, doing that too often will damage the inner walls of your rectum, and really just is not good for you

Internal cleaning is not necessary - just don't have sex 30-60 minutes before you have a BM and 30-60 minutes after and you're fine. Use wet wipes, sure, and if you absolutely INSIST on cleaning internally, just use pic related 2-4 times with lukewarm water, it's a lot gentler on your innards.

>>8412888
And do you regret anything?

>>8412896
Cutting off my sissy stick was a bad move desu

>>8412879
ya you'll be fine
>>8412883
:thinking:
>>8412885
>Sertii if I start calling myself a Strasserist will you consider your goal of converting me complete?
obviously not, only ML is acceptable.

>>8412899
Why do think that? Do you want it back?

>>8412902
Mostly for the tent pitching rly

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>>8412901

>>8412879
You look like a white version of Nicole.
>>8412894
>20 year old 4chan tranny
>medical professional
okay.jpg
>Internal cleaning is not necessary
Gross

>>8412910
That's not a very good reason for wanting it back.

>>8412762
this site is very not good

>>8412913
Is this good? I dunno Nicole.

>>8412910
just buy a packer you fag

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>>8412914
How else am I supposed to show girls that I'm aroused?

>>8412893
Honestly, it's a better fit than just plain Nazi.
>>8412901
>obviously not, only ML is acceptable.
Never ever.

>>8412923
By telling them in a seductive way. I'm sure Maddie would like that.

>>8412911
what did she mean by this
>>8412925
we'll get you one day

>>8412913

I'm 25 and I was a medic in the army for 4 years.I studied under MDs and had to take anatomy and physiology classes. But sure, you can go ahead and erode the mucus lining of your rectum if you want.

>cough on vc
>"you have a girl cough"
TFW hugboxed again

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>>8412927

>>8412927
Never again!

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>>8412926
"I have a phantom boner for you"

>>8412930
canada has an army? what do they do all day?

>>8412923
Tried the female baboon method?
https://seriousmonkeybusiness.wordpress.com/2011/08/09/getting-mean-girled-in-the-baboon-world-the-price-of-being-sexy/amp/

>>8412923
You dont get wet at all?
Your face doesnt turn a little red?
Just tell them or moan a little bit easy.

im going to leave and deliver pizzas for a few hours but ill only get tipped well if you reply 'big money beepers' in the next 5 minutes

>>8412943
What did she mean by this

>>8412949
BIG MONEY BEEPERS

>>8412949
big money beepers

gl!

>>8412939
i've honestly lost you
>>8412940
listen zna
you're gonna be a part of the cool commie club
it's going to be wonderful

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>>8412958
Me too I don't know what I meant
I just wanted to brag about my AB account :^)

>>8412958
You'll never take me to your re-education camps alive.

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>>8412945

I'm American.