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Future edition

Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Nicole is the best person in the world imo
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

previous >>8408724
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im inadequate in every way imaginable
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When the mirror always makes you feel like you need SRS for your body to make sense
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>>8410297

>stoooop that's mean ;_;

NEVER reveal your greatest weaknesses so freely.
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>>8410310
I hope srs would make me see my body as feminine. Knowing that's probably a pipe dream I should get ffs first.

>>8410313
I don't think cis tier is ever achievable for me so I envy transgirls more.
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why do only autistic girls like me
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>>8410307
Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our greatest fear is that were are far more powerful than we could imagine.
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>>8410324
Trip on Tanya
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>>8410324
not even autistic people like me
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>>8410313
Or sit still for to long.
I am on carbidopa/levodopa to quiet my RLS. It was giving me 4.5-5 hours good sleep before I had to take another pill, but now it is down to only 3.5 to 4 hours. I'm supposed to get on something else because mine has gotten worse, and the drugs aren't working as long. It mostly chased the ice pick stabbing pains away, but sometimes they come back for a short burst.
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So, now we know for sure that repression causes bad things. Dude should have transitioned and tried to balance real life with his time with waifu...
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>>8410327
not really
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>>8410310
iktf
but I need a rib cage reduction more than anything else.
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>tfw long weekend
Aww yiss time to NEET it up
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>>8410354
>tfw no work ;-;
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>>8410361
>wanting a job when you can just claim you have anxiety and get free NEETbux
I swear most of the Aussie girls here are on centerlink, Kits the only other person I can think of who actually has a job
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>>8410366
i'm a victim of circumstance.
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>>8410366
im not an aussie citizen tho so no neetbux for me
also i'm wanted in my country of origin so they don't pay shit either
i need to get a jerb to be able to continue my transition and to finish my electro ;-;
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>>8410375
Tell them you're too gay to work
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>>8410381
Ohh yikes, thought Fins could get support here, but I guess it doesn't help too much if they want to arrest you
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tfw to tired to work.
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>>8410381
>I'm wanted in my country of origin
STORY
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>>8410399
yeah i got a few months of neetbux and now they want to charge me back the money they already gave (which i dont have for obvious reasons)

i hope i can get a permanent residency and never have to go back to the shithole that is yurup
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>>8410408
I heard she killed a man just to watch him die
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Dead board :(
Where ma Kiwi's at?
(And Aussies too I guess.)
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>>8410408
my crime was being born with the y chromosome basically, it's a military thing

>>8410413
if they actually make me go there i'm going to shoot up the place when i get live rounds
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>>8410408
>>8410413
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Anyone know where basic is these days?
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>>8410417
>draft dodger
Just tell them you're a tranny and start hormones. Either that or just do your service.
>>8410413
Don't play with guns...
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When I die and go to Heaven, will my soul take the form of a real girl?
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>>8410425

naw
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>>8410422
>supporting the military-industrial complex
Hi faye
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>>8410343
yeah see thats kind of that im talking about. for me its not really the same as that i guess but i definitely don't pass. idk i guess when people are constantly joking or laughing at something it seems they actually believe it. not making accusations or saying that it is always true but it seems somewhat reasonable. idk when i see people joking about like ur a disgusting man or similar stuff it just makes me feel bad
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is ralphs open after 12
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>>8410432

sooome of them
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>>8410422
I've been on hormones for over 2 years and I got several doctor's statements that very clearly state that I should not serve which they ignored. They're basically asking for it at this point.

>>8410425
God will cast you to hell for not following his will.
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>Tories and DUP have a majority
I think I would have preferred a Tory majority tbqh
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fuck i started going to the gym and now i just feel like i want to eat all the time
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>>8410443
eat nicole
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>>8410436
lets meet and fuck edie
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>>8410447
i mean i will but i'll probably still want to eat real food
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>>8410451

nawwwwwww i'm shy
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>>8410428
Why not?
>>8410437
God forgives, Puru. Besides that, there's nothing in the New Testament that says you can't be LGBT. Just in the Old Testament, but the teachings of Jesus supersede that.
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i wish i had a real girl egg hole :<
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>>8410465
I thought it only applies to stuff new testament corrects. Also if the god forgives pretty much anything why not just ignore the whole christian lifestyle and ask for forgiveness when you get to have a chat with god?
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>>8410472
Oh shit I still need to do that event. How cringey is it?
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>>8410462
just go to the doctor better to feel bad than have permanent damage
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>>8410465

idk lol
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>>8410475
what if i get in trouble for it like what if they make me go to a psych ward
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>>8410474
theirs a lgbt midget dwarf and you get to prance around in your lgbtq themed outfit and grab all the rainbow pieces and combine them into a scarf.
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uwu
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>>8410477
I didn't, they just sent me home, which now that I think about it was probably negligence. But do it anyway if it is that bad, you don't want to bleed out.

>>8410479
They un ban the word gay yet?
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>>8410477
im not sure about that stuff :/ iirc a girl on here talked about how her doctor just told her try not to do it but if you do end up doing make sure you sterilize and seek medical assistance if needed but i think i really would vary based on doctor and region idk
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>>8410479
was this thing you were talking about a runescape event...
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extraordinary
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>>8410473
No, the Old Testament is Jewish law. The teachings of Jesus supersede all of it. Christians can eat pork, love people of the same gender, be transsexual, and all that stuff while still being in line with Christian teachings (although not necessarily with Catholic or mainline Christian tradition). God forgives all but the most wicked (genocide organizers, child molesters, etc.), whose souls cease to exist once their mortal bodies die (kind of like what people who don't believe in the afterlife believe will happen to their bodies). Those among us who were not too wicked in life (like the people whose souls die with their bodies) are bound for Heaven. There is no Hell. God forgives all who aren't truly evil people like the ones mentioned above, and regardless of their beliefs or whatever, they go to Heaven. It's good to live a true Christian lifestyle (as opposed to one in which Christianity is a restraint rather than something that lifts you up) because it makes you feel better and helps the people around you. It's also okay not to live a Christian lifestyle or believe in God, because as long as you are not evil you will find salvation. It's all in the New Testament.
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>>8410486
>>8410483
yes to both questions
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>>8410491
>tfw got banned from catholic church as a kid for wearing nail polish.

Like legit was never allowed back in.
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>>8410492
oh. thats cool but i assumed it was an irl thing and you were just posting pics of runscape
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tfw I finally got the courage to call a transgender specialty department at my hospital and left my information so I could get started on the road to transition, but never got a call back.

:'(
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>>8410496
>theirs a lgbt midget dwarf and you get to prance around in your lgbtq themed outfit and grab all the rainbow pieces and combine them into a scarf
>irl

wtf senpai
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>>8410483
how do i know if i really need to? it's not bleeding much anymore, but it's just really gaping and im afraid it wont heal
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>>8410495
That's not nice. I'm yet to find a church that has the same interpretation of the Bible as I have. Maybe I should start a cult... That kind of thing wouldn't happen if I were your pastor.
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>>8410498
i meant when she posted the first time
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>>8410500
Mine haven't gone away after 10 years, but I definitely needed to go the hospital, so if yours is not as bad as mine, at least pour alcohol or something on it, wrap it in a pad and gauze and it might heal.

>>8410501
I'm agnostic now. That experience left a sour taste in my mouth and I would never ever join a religion again.
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>>8410500
you should just go imo
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does anyone still post here anymore
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>>8410491
That's a really nice interpretation and similar to how a lot of religious finns I have come across. Personally I find it a bit unnecessary to associate it with a major religion, especially when most of the people who associate with said religion would consider you a heretic.
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>>8410509
no i dont want to get in trouble
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>>8410513
I post here sometimes when I got nothing better to do or don't feel like doing things that would be better to do.
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>>8410497
just call them again leaving a message usually doesn't work.
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>tfw feel like I've regressed since moving back home
>tfw too nervous to do some the things i was comfortable doing living away from home
reee
Someone make me come out to more people so I don't have to feel trapped inside myself
>>8410513
No, /mtfg/ finally died
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>>8410516
o
>>8410518
good riddance
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>>8410513
It's usually the us Kiwis and Aussies about now I think.
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>>8410518
would talking to you help?
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>>8410515
okay but if it doesn't seem to be getting better you should at least consider it
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>>8410513

i'm posting today mostly because i'm extremely high and blaring kpop. but i barely even post here so that tells u something
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>>8410525
wait i recognize that trip
whos dis
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>>8410520
#frenchlurking
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>>8410526

ita me edie
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>>8410528
hi edie hru
add me on discord kooters#9461
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>>8410520
Nah. Pretty sure Europeans are awake. I am.
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D E A D
same time EVERY night
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>>8410530

ok done
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>>8410522
I'm not really sure
I just need some push to make progress again. My mom is willing to help with anything but I'm still incredibly nervous about bringing up transition stuff even to people I'm out to (like her)
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>>8410536
ok thx cause i dont use skype anymore
anyway im outta here
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>>8410534
American go to bed
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>>8410534
I'm still alive.
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>>8410533
lol youre not a real european
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>>8410538
bye kiwi :<
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>>8410518
iktf.
I lived in a flat for a year and was fucking great, but I fucked up and had to move back home and became a NEET. Just find at least one person to come out too, scary as shit before, feels great after.

>>8410527
Idk what that is desu

>>8410533
yeah I just checked EU time, morning.
It's 8.45PM here.
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>>8410538

o ok well see ya round kis
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>>8410538
can I add you too, kiwi?
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>>8410541
How so? I'm French.
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>>8410547
exactly my point
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>>8410543
It's just like lurking but with tongues.
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>>8410551
CFH you're woke
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>>8410543
I'm out to my best friend and my mom, coming out to my step dad might make things a little easier but I have to work up the courage again.
I just want to talk to my mom about stuff but she hasn't really asked me about transition stuff in a few months, so I'm worried she's trying to avoid the subject
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>>8410551
kek :3
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>>8410551
i love you cfh
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>>8410553
Well at least you have come out to your mun, I'm still scared shitless to do that. Idk, how I came out my my bestie was just a bit at a time, like dropping hints and stuff. Maybe just mention little things to your mum to make you both more comfortable.
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>>8410552
Just back from getting a haircut, actually. How silly is it that I'm getting at my best for a pride walk? Got my brows reshaped yesterday. Still needing a dye job because white hair is showing but I'm hesitating between my usual reddish black, a real red or going silver.
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>>8410537
if the problem is being nervous talking about something the only way to get less nervous is to talk about it. I struggle with talking about trans stuff irl too but it gets easier every time just start with people you know and trust.
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>>8410561
Reddish black is great on you but if you want to experiment I'd say go with silver. Red red is too meme. I don't know if I could handle being at a pride personally, it would feel like outing myself even if I was there with my gf. Maybe some day after ffs.

What kinda cut did you go for btw?
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>>8410569
Same layered cut I've been getting the last few times. I'm fine with that length and it gives me the biggest hair I can get without spending one hour working it with blowdrier and irons.
As for the pride, I'm probably outing myself as something I'm not since I'll be there with cis lesbians. Last one I went to, I was there with a cis het female friend who was just curious about the whole thing. Not as if I'd be walking anywhere near a group of trans women...
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>>8410581
I'm not sure if I should go for some different cut next time I get my bangs shortened. Anything untied just feels too fluffy and impossible to manage, not to mention hot.

The more I think about it I'm not one to go to a pride. I'm not proud of what I am in any way ;-;
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>>8410581
Hi sis <3
I'm heading to bed. Have tractor parts to get tomorrow. I need a new fan clutch. It's viscus fluid is a bit thin.
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>>8410596
meeting other people might help with that a bit. i was on the fence about going to pride too but i had to work that day so that pretty much decided i wouldn't go
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>>8410624
Honestly, you'll meet more people at the parties in the evening than at the parade itself.
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>>8410633
thats what i meant. there was like a market and party space thing afterwards i kind of wanted to go to. if there was like an alt-pride/anti-pride party i would have rather gone to that since pride parades are mostly companies advertising how ~~progressive~~ they are so we should all buy their shit. im not part of the queer community at all here though so idk where to look for those kinds of parties
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>>8410642
I'll just go to one of my usual dyke dives. Pride always brings fresh blood.
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>>8410642
I'm not a part of my local community either.
I've wanted to look them up, but I'm kinda scared they'll be the crazy Tumblr tier ones, and I'm not really interested meeting that kind of person.
But there is a pride parade in my city this month some time, so idk, maybe I could go and try to find not crazy ones.
Hella shy though, so I'll probably bitch out on the day and won't go desu.
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>>8410307
same
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>>8410661
it would probably be fine desu
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Why am i so gross?
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>walking around your apartment in just panties and a t-shirt
#justagpthings
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Fucking hell. Estrogen really faggotized my body
I have tits...
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>>8410718
Imagine Mike Tyson with tits
Because you're talking to him.
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>>8410348
>rib surgery
Same here
Looking into getting my lower ribs removed so I can go from a 32.5 to 28"
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>>8410725
is this a real thing

i thought it was very dangerous or something
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>>8410731
It's a very real thing just like shoulder reducing therapy
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who's gonna watch e3? it's like my christmas.
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roast me
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>>8410737
yes but is it something that doesn't have a high chance of health complications because i was under the impression we kinda need our ribs
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>>8410749
You need tape to do those styles.
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>>8410749
hoyl moly o,O
ur supposed to put the black facial mask thing on your face not your nails rofl
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>>8410749
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>>8410749
>>8410773
> http://www.wikihow.com/Color-Block-Your-Nails

How I learned to do styles like that, but use sheen's technique for step three, the other one a shit
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>>8410773
wow thanks sheen

also do you know the artist sopor aeternus? - i've been meaning to recommend them to you
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"I can love you as a male"
"The only way I can love you as a female is as someone who has destroyed themselves and as a pure sex object"
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>>8410785
i-its not my technique tho
like everything else its just practice
also don't be afraid to use a qtip to tidy up any mistakes

>>8410787
n-no?
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>>8410790
>"The only way I can love you as a female is as someone who has destroyed themselves and as a pure sex object"
deal. that's how i see myself anyway.
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>>8410421
in exile after her shameful stunt backfired
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>>8410817
stunt?
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>tfw no cuds
>tfw u want to cud someone too far away to cud
Everything is shiiit
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>>8410821
attempting to cheat on her fiancée with birdy by constructing a fictional online persona called "jaime"
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>>8410823
iktf except cuds are coming in 5 days
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>>8410825
trip on birdy
she will fall into your arms if you ask her
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>>8410836
birdy is a creepy repressed manlet
i dont think so
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why does life feel so fucking empty and meaningless
sometimes i feel okay for a while but then this black cloud comes over me and everything feels pointless and nothing gives me pleasure any more
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>>8410823
cudd
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>>8410823
Iktf until 6 months ago
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>>8410823
>No cud
Chew something else.
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>>8410840
fat and unemployed too, don't forget those
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>>8410841
iktf, I get this sick feeling in my stomach and I get dizzy and sad. Then I remember I'm not repressing anymore, and I feel better.
Try to focus on something that does give you pleasure, even if it is just one thing.
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>>8410835
Idk if I'm lucky might be able to do that in a month.
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i just woke up! :) how's everyone?
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>>8410850
You're cool Ally. Come hang out to Brisbane
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Stoned
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>>8410790
>I can inly love you as a male, but there's no going back since I have seen pictures of you as a female. You are broken forever in my ming and do not deserve my love because you are some sort of weird thing.
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Not bad
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>>8410857
smoke the leaf, pay in grief
toke the green, you'll never be clean
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>>8410861
hi hi hi! how are you?
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>>8410854
Morning! just woke up too feeling pretty good and happy just sorta lonely.
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>>8410855
Thanks :)
Fuck I'm blushing desu.
I would love to meetup with someone from here, but I'm really shy and self conscious about my face, because I'm not starting HRT for a few months so have man face :/
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>>8410850
>something that does give you pleasure, even if it is just one thing
there's nothing
i start playing some game or whatever and just get bored and lose all motivation within minutes
all i feel like doing is lying face down and crying
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>>8410861
Original for this where?
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uk politics are such a fucking meme
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>>8410866
P good, you?
>>8410872
Here
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I tried to break off the romance Im having with this guy but we ended up having sex instead.
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>>8410867
hi! ahh that's good. just like focus in the positive and try to build those feelings! :3
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>>8410873
At least you don't have to deal with tentacle porn
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>>8410861
haha :P I am more agp/hon than you :<
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ily cyba
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>>8410871
I'm really bad at this kind of thing sorry, but something else I try is going for a cold run, at like 3 in the morning, wear some headphones, really load music and just run, not thinking of anything at all.
This produces endorphin's and elevates your mood, it is really good. It's like a happy rush, almost euphoric.
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>>8410875
oops...
w-what if every time you try and break it off with him you end up having sex and next thing u kno uve been married for 60 years and have dozens of grandkids?!
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i'm eating vegan yoghurt that's secretly disgusting because i want to stay on brand and for people to think i'm cool
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>>8410874
thanku

>>8410873
How so?

>>8410877
Ill try to be more positive, just had coffee so feeling pretty good.
>>
>nobodys jerked off to samsa
all liars
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>>8410861
I still own old clothes, because I never throw away something useful and having clothes you can use for dirty work, as cleaning rags or packing material certainly is useful.
I'm absolutely not into guys. I'm not much more into women, though, at least not sexually.
I can't really say I passed completely before HRT the first time around since I started at 15 and had boy clothes and haircuts enforced by my parents before that. Still had people mistaking me for my sister and confused strangers. Never wore makeup or crossdressed for the same reasons. I did when I got more freedom in high school.
I occasionally wear unflattering, dykish clothes when I'm going out to avoid male attention.
And, that's about all.
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>>8410874
pretty good! I'm debating in my bed wether I should go work out or not... :p

it's been so long since you've posted! have you healed up well and stuff after the orchi? have you felt a difference un your body?
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>>8410887
>Vegans
>Cool
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>>8410890
>leader calls election nobody wanted
>loses majority
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>>8410893
>jerking off
>samsa
tfw
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>>8410895
>I still own old clothes, because I never throw away something useful and having clothes you can use for dirty work, as cleaning rags or packing material certainly is useful.
this
I have had this senior jersey that I am wearing rn since highschool and its comfy, girls got them too so I'm not sure if that counts.
I have one old boy shirt that is really soft and good for sleeping in and another shirt that I want to turn into a girls shirt once I've lost weight

>>8410900
do you think her loss was a protest against having to vote again?
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>>8410900
Chirac did that in France back in 1997, with worse results. The socialists got a real majority in that election so he was stuck with a socialist government until the end of his presidency.
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>>8410897
we're cool pal trust me
>>
I feel really brittle today.
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>>8410882
ily2 anon
>>8410896
Good morning. Do it! I've been posting anon for a while. Everything healed up well. Empty scrotums look strange but I like being off of spironolactone.
>>8410895
I just use the old shirts as pajamas.
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>>8410909
dring milk
ask trashu
she will tell u that you need to drink milk
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>>8410908
Nah. I never trust religious loons. That includes kooky nature worshippers.
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>>8410912
I will drink some milk then thank you sheen chan.
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feels good bein hsts
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>>8410869
I'm shy and self conscious as well. We could go makeup shipping to boost our self esteem
>>
Applied to so many jobs, been to so many interviews and im still unemployed and havent been able to find a job for 6 months.

Is it because I look like a gross wierd freaky tranny? I always go in boymode but idk.
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>>8410911
did you show your brother your orchy?
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>>8410917
I have the same thing but didn't make it to the interviews a single time
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>>8410755
We do but you can get rid of the floating ribs
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>>8410920
No sympathy
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>>8410924
Rude.

Bully.
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>>8410920
Lily hi
>>
Anyone else getting rib removal surgery?
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>>8410918
No, he thought it was a pointless waste of money. Wanted me to detrans.
>>8410755
>>8410929
Just waist train
>>8410917
Did you change your legal name? I'm always worried they'll figure out I worked under [boy name].
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>>8410924
No hips either :(
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>>8410930
lmao no I just apply under my birth name.
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>>8410929
Probably if I got spare money ever
>>8410927
Hi pup 'sis
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>>8410930
>No, he thought it was a pointless waste of money. Wanted me to detrans.
wtf
why would he want you to detrans when he could be tapping your bp?
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>>8410933
c:
How r youu
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>>8410916
Sounds fun :)
I've been ordering makeup online, and waste money getting the wrong shade because I can't match it on my skin.

>>8410917
I get ill and have panic attacks at job interviews, thank god I managed to get one through one of my parents friends.
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>>8410930
Waist training won't help. If I shrink my waist, it'll make my already broad shoulders stick out more and give me a high rating on the Andonis index.

I want rib removed surgery to shrink my underbust from a masculine 32.5" to a feminine 28"
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>>8410936
Shit but I don't care right now because I'm high

>>8410938
It's a deal then!
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>>8410926
You know, saying the same thing literally every functional adult would say isn't actually bullying right? Someone needs to whip you neets into shape
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Reminder that I hate you all.
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>>8410938
Lucky.

>>8410946
Fuck off, theres such a thing as punching down and rubbing your succsess in other peoples faces just let us walow in our pain in peace normie.
>>
>>8410945
Dx
Hugg
>Lily is high
:0
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>>8410930
post new selfie immediately
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>>8410946
reee stop normiesplaining
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>>8410948
is it because i'm white
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>>8410951
: ) I pass like 80% of the time now
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>>8410948
I love you, hugg :>
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>>8410945
Woo :D
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Reminder that you people don't look as bad as you claim you feel (also i didn't make pic related, i would NEVER do that)

>>8410958
Who gives a shit if you're white lmfao you people are SILLY GOOBERS

>>8410959
>Puru
Holy fuck you're adorable

>>8410965
no
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okay goodnight
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>>8410959
Yayyayyay C:
I hope you feel a lil better now
Passing was something you seemed really worried about >.<
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>>8410969
Disagree
Plenty of hons there
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>>8410969
I look worse than literally every single person on this list. I look worse than I feel.
>>
So I succeeded
Got my brother's gf to dump him and start seeing a therapist to help her get on T
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>>8410977
you are mentally ill Angie
>>
whoooops - this >>8410973 was meant to post here :/
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>>8410935
"Trannies don't exist."
"You're wrong about dysphoria, brain studies, etc. Look it up."
>unironically quotes Paul McHugh
"You are just a confused man."
"I am a slave to logic and gender /theory/ is illogical"

He is insecure and me existing threatens his masculinity. He regularly walks into the room and starts doing pushups or pushes me around. Says things like "I'm alpha as fuck" lol
>>8410956
I've changed quite a bit since I last posted one so I'm not posting selfies any more.
>>8410932
Good
>>8410977
Perfect. Now him.
>>
>>8410969
Who r u? Sarcasm?
>>
>>8410969
>will probably not post a photo for like 2 years desu
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>>8410971
I'm still worried getting clocked hurts so much
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>>8410978
Why do you say that?
She literally looks like a man already.
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>>8410982
>He is insecure and me existing threatens his masculinity. He regularly walks into the room and starts doing pushups or pushes me around. Says things like "I'm alpha as fuck" lol
I guess this is your fault for letting him smoke marijuana cigarettes rolled with alt right propaganda
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>>8410988
DX
I'm sure you won't be
Huggg
>>
>>8410979
This I probably bullshit but I once believed the index was the second longest finger for everyone. Weirded me to find out some people have a longer ring finger.
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>>8410974
no

>>8410976
pls dont say that

>>8410985
I was here with some friends as spies but I'm here now just for shits and giggles and bantz to cheer you people up because you should stop being such DEPRESSED POOSIES

And no that wasn't sarcasm, I genuinely do think you look cute. Keep it up! colon three

>>8410987
Welcome to my world, I'll never post a pic either but that's because I don't want to get doxxed again
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>>8410994
same desu

just seems right that the finger you point with should be longer
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>>8410995
Have you seen any newer pics?
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Wait, there's someone here who isn't a pile of negativity?
What a time to be alive.
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>>8410995
Ill say what I like.

If I wana wallow in my own self pity then I will.
>>
i'm ugly and a bad person
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>>8410995
Please leave hugboxer
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>>8411000
Dont think so.
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>>8411000
I haven't been a pile of negativity in a long time.
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>>8410988
You look pretty good tbqh, I'm pretty jelly right now :/

>>8410995
Doxxing isn't really what I'm worried about, more like pre HRT non passing unless wearing big glasses and makeup.
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>>8411003
fucked if true
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>>8410999
Yeh, a month ago

You look very huggable and sweet

no homo, take it as you will though

>>8411000
My sista from a diffrent fella

>>8411002
That's perfectly fine, but smile and cheer up once in a while, eat a nice roasted rat on a stick and blow up some frog balloons, get yourself to do something outside etc.

>>8411004
But I'm not, I'll still tell you people that I hate trannies (I'm one myself***) and you people should be less depressed hoakymoakies

>>8411009
That's understandable

But I'm sure you look fine enough though.
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>>8410991
I converted him into WN/1488R but smoking is degenerate.
>>8410994
>tfw oldmanhanded
>>8410970
Night
>>8411004
>anyone who isn't negative 100% of the time is a hugboxer
No wonder most trannies are depressed
>>
>>8411011
Try to live as a hon who has very broad shoulders and narrow hips
>>
I'm having trouble reducing the gut. It's going down slowly, I do cardio 6 days a week and diet, but I'm snacking a lot at night
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>>8411005
It could happen.
>>8411006
I know. And I'm proud of you. You've changed a ton since I've known you.
>>8411011
Heya.
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>>8411015
Quit snacking at night.
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>>8411013
>I converted him into WN/1488R but smoking is degenerate.
tell him the only way to keep the white race pure is for him to breed your bp
>>
>>8410940
Speaking of waist training, I'm finally fitting in my corsets again. So I think I'll resume that. Even though wearing corsets nice and day in summer isn't that great so maybe I'll wait a bit.
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>>8411011
>But I'm sure you look fine enough though.

Nop, chin cleft that I really hope fills out with HRT, I've seen it happen so I know it's possible.
>>
>>8411011
I don't hate other trannies, but I have deep seated self hatred and see myself as a monster :>
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>>8411015
i thought you said reducing the guilt and i was gonna be very same
>>
>>8411024
Chin dimples can be cute on girls. I don't really want to get rid of mine but I still want surgery to make the whole chin a bit smaller and more symmetrical.
>>
>>8411022
No I want him to make white babies for me to adopt. The incest meme was only a meme
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>>8411031
>only a meme
wow
you disappointed me as much as Trump did and its hilarious seeing him crash and burn, but seriously we cant let you get your hands on the nuclear codes
>>
communism
>>8411014
I do! But it doesn't bother me

I have mastered the art of absolute essential patience and confidence

>>8411016
oh shid waddup girl

>>8411024
It'll be fixed with HRT I'm sure.

Be more confident, you don't walk around as a chin on two feet ya know

>>8411026
me too thanks
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My everything hurts
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>>8411030
>>8411037
Looked for a pic that was as close as I could find to my chin, Ignore the rest of the face, but my chin looks like that, but with a slight cleft
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>>8411011
I dont like that stuff.

>>8411016
True.

>>8411041
Why
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>>8411041
can't relate
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>>8411041
when are you breaking up with your boyfriend and getting someone who treats you like a person?
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>>8411011
Thank you.

>>8411009
Aww ;-;
I'm sure you look cute. I'd like to see a pic, maybe on discord?
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>>8411042
Nothing wrong with that chin, but I hope you don't have a schnoz like that.
>>
lol i'm literally all alone at home on a friday night i had plans originally but they fell through i promise :|
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>>8411044
No food, slept on my peice of shit bed for 2 days in a row because malnutrition pains so every part of my body is sore
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>>8411041
No sympathy.
>>
>>8411050
its okay to be a loser
we are all losers here
>>
>>8411042
cleft tho. idk

you're p old for a change like that
>>
>Theresa May flopped the election
R.I.P alt-right.
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>>8411058
>the dup are joining a coalition led by boris johnson
the nightmare's just beginning fammily
>>
>>8411051
Shit :c

Is there no one who can lend you money?
>>
>>8411050
Why aren't you out doing something with your boyfriend?
>>
>>8411051
go to the salvation army or something
or even walk around costco and eat the free samples
I mean surely you got $2 to buy something from the food court there once you've pushed your luck at the costco food samples
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>>8411033
Sorry. I've been satisfied with his performance so far. I'd only glass the entire middle east
>>8411058
May is everything the altright is against. I would have voted red desu
>>8411051
Eat a
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>>8411049
Na mine curves down a bit at the top, about the same amount that that one curves up. And it's a bit of a different shape

>>8411048
Maybe, though I'd probably take like 100 photos and then chicken out desu :/
I'll add you on discord anyway, Ally#5929

>>8411054
:(
>>
>>8411061
I don't wanna beg my bf for food or money, i get paid in person in 4 hours so i will just wait

Fuck 2week pay periods
>>
>>8411064
>Sorry. I've been satisfied with his performance so far. I'd only glass the entire middle east
I was memeing
I am kinda sad that he lost his momentum because the justice dept and the senate are fighting him because they have convinced themselves of their own lie that he is a russian puppet
>>
>>8411071
Why do you get paid every 2 weeks? Is that normal in America?
>>
>>8411042
That's a masculine jawline
Sucks for her
>>
>>8411064
>that picture
Nice fake news.
>>8411071
Why is fortnightly pay bad?
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>>8411071
I would buy you a pizza rn if I had money
>>
>>8411037
Napping. You?
>>
>>8411019

but im hungry
>>
>>8411075
>clocking cis women
>>
>>8411078
Ah my proudest fap bought me that
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>>8411075
>Ignore the rest of the face

Jfc, mine is not like that, again, was just using for chin reference.
>>
>>8411086
If it weren't for the rest of her face, she would be masculine
>>
i wanna know RIGHT NOW why my cat lays on my tum every morning when i wake up
>>
>>8411088
Cats like laying on warm things
>>
>>8411090
warm tum
>>
>>8411088
Cause cats are cute and do cute things of course.
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>>8411071
Hm alright, well thats not too bad hope youre okay till then.
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>>8411049
tfw this is my nose
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>>8411087
Fuck I shouldn't have posted it...
I'll post my face in 2 years, I'm putting it on my calendar.
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>>8411088
Cats tend to like cat boys
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>>8411088
does ur kitty look like this?
>>
GIVE ME A (You) RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SHOOT
>>
>>8411100
Ferris besto cat
>>
>>8411102
(You)
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>>8411073
The Siberian candidate narrative will die in a year. They can't keep gaslighting 2hat is left of their base. He's got more than 7 years to go.
>>8411074
For hourly jobs
>>8411088
That's adorable
>>8411102
(You)
>>
>>8411102
Where does one aquire those panties?
>>
>>8411106
>that pic
Actually true, we are the most woke people on earth
>>
>>8411108
prop department
>>
>>8411102
Fuck off back to Susan's
>>
If Islam is homophobic then why are dancing boys allowed?
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>>8411104
>>8411106
>>8411108
good girl

@8411115
no (You)s or headpats for rudeness
>>
>>8411116
BECAUSE THE WARRIORS OF ALLAH NEED BOIPUSSY ON THE ROAD SHAKIRA
>>
>>8411116
The love of traps transcends creed, culture and religion. It is something all straight men can relate to.
>>
The fact homosexuality is forbidden in Islam is swept under the carpet by those who participate, who claim there is a loophole. They are not in love with the boys, and therefore not gay.
>>
>>8411118
A large proportion of the chasers messaging me are actually Turks, it's weird. They're really into boipussy.
>>
>>8410823
>tfw you arent cuddling her right now
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...or not
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>>8411139
Hugg :<
Why do you hate trannies so much? :/
>>
>>8411123
i had gay sex with a muslim man once and he was pretty sure he was gay t bh
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>>8411132
Worst feel honestly
How are you qtpa2tie?
>>
when i say had gay sex i mean gay-dated for a month
>>
>>8411147
>had gay sex
>pretty sure it was gay
>>
>>8411148
Pretty good except for the fact im not snuggling you rn. Actually got a good night sleep last night. Do you feel any better this morning?
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>>8411150
>>8411151
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>>8411151
maybe it only worked bc i was a closet girl u may be onto somethin
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>tfw your weiner looks weird on your body & refuse to ease up on the towel covering your hips for the masseuse.
She says shes "obviously (seen one) before...She has one after all"
Did the therapy lady just tell me shes a tranny too?
>>
>>8411117
You post on Susan's you fucking nigger.
Hons like you is what hurts us passing girls.
Do ourself a favor and kill yourself
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>tfw no tranny gf to beat up and bully

:(
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>>8411158
I'll put a 24" chain wrench around your neck and make you eat puppy chow like the little bitch you are
>>
>>8411156
Cute cat :)
>>
>>8411156
no she thought you had a bagingo that boys stick things into
>>
>>8411159
hot
>>
u can beat me up uwu

(unless that's a pic of you; white europeans or eastern asians only pls)
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>>8411159
sry bb dainty little princesses like you are too fragile 4 me
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>>8411156
I just pictured two girls with wieners touching eachother
Wtf
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>>8411165
well I mean you are dating a transgirl
>>
>>8411158
And you say you pass?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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>>8411164
>>8411162

>im joking
>>8411165
Rough strong hands with a womans touch bb.
>>
>>8411134
No one's as confident as you are Kayla
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>>8411152
Glad to hear you finally got a good night
I'm ok I guess, I have that sort of blah feel and swollen eyes from crying so much yesterday but I talked a bit more with her after we said goodnight and I feel a bit better about it. Not great but I don't think that's possible.
>>
>>8411172
Im not confident, it terrified me just going into costco with fishnets on, though i hope that terrifies anyone going into a store in whore clothing
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>>8411171
im not scared of girls I'll beat u up
>>
>>8411173
>and I feel a bit better about it. Not great but I don't think that's possible.
Im sorry lanna :( I really wish there was something i could do to help, that situation is just awful.
>>
>>8411175
D'aw comon, look at you, you have a wonderful bf, a wonderous glorious ass and those seem like some sexy legs, you have it all, dont be afraid to show it :3 Don't make me feed you positive criticism
>>
>>8411177
>>8411173
Get a fucking room
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>>8411175
>fishnets

wew lass. those are meme stockings that only really work with alt fashion

pls do no do this if you MUST wear stockings / tights in public do nude ultra sheer matte like Dutchess cait or pattered tights or do footless leggings
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>>8411158
>muscles
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>>8411180
They are my fav patterned rose with attached garter belt stockings, i wear them with dresses sometimes because I'm self conscious of my leg scars. My bf literally pulled them off before we went to a fancy dinner and i was in my new little black strappy dress and he said i looked much better. Also i bought 15 pairs and 13 are still in their box because i want these for life 3
>>
>>8411177
Become a great scientist and cure all autoimmune diseases it's clearly the only solution

>>8411179
I'm trying, god
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>>8411188
>Become a great scientist and cure all autoimmune diseases
I dont know a lot about biology, do you think its possible for something like that to even have a cure? How do you convince the body to stop killing itself literally.

>I'm trying, god
What did she mean by this
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>>8411178
>>8411179

Get a fucking room.
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>>8411188
Thanks for acknowledging im a god
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>>8411179
Finally someone says it
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>>8411188
dont forget to cure being born cis male
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>>8411191
B-but Valq, my heart already belongs to someone else...
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/mtfg/ is the worst
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>>8411188
>>8411190
hi mommy
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>>8411202
charas daddy lets her have two mommies?!
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>>8411197
Youre anon tho.
Anon dont have feelings or
Crushes
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>>8411202
Are you behaving yourself and being a good girl? Somehow i doubt it but you never know
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>>8411190
I mean all of it is chemical signalling so in theory it is all treatable with some sort of antagonism or agonism.

Oh and I dunno what I could mean by that, I'm definitely not implying I want you in a room or something.

>>8411196
Not curable soz

>>8411192
Gods should be above petty jealousy
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>>8411203
i have a daddy?

>>8411210
Yes!
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>>8411211
>Not curable soz
pls :<
I just want to be a cute girl like you
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>>8411187
by patterned i mean more like polka dots or penstripes

you bf was actually right those don't look too good and they hard to dress around because the design is so busy it would have looked better to do a nice solid off black since it sounded like a slightly dressy formal occasion

patterned tights are more for casual wear

>>8411185
t. skinnyfag
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>>8411211
>Gods should be above petty jealousy
you've never heard of the greeks then lol
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>>8411211
>I'm definitely not implying I want you in a room or something.
J-j-j-j-just to play board games and watch netflix right? Nothing fishy

>I mean all of it is chemical signalling so in theory it is all treatable with some sort of antagonism or agonism.
So biochem?

>>8411214
>Yes!
So no one has hurt them self because of you since our last talk?
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>>8411204
Fair enough, at this point its better if I didnt anyway
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>>8411160
This lardass?
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>>8411223
Whats wrong anon?
Who is your crush.
Give them time to come to you
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>>8411224
lardass then it's just like me, I want to pet it :>
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y'all mind if i /delay maturity by pretending to be trans when really i'm nb and it wouldn't have mattered either way/
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>>8411219
nope, I've been good today.
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ok I'm back from my morning workout.

i made some miso soup with green onions, veggies, ramen noodles and thinly sliced beef! it was soooooooooooooo good. ok I'm ready for werk.

>>8411204
:) (:

how r uuuuuuuu! what's going on? i miss chatting with you!
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>>8411228
He loves ppl.
Especially if you have food
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>>8411233
I'm not trans, I'm just a mentally ill man monster taking hormones :)
So you do you I guess :>
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>>8411236
Scoliosis is making life really hard rn.
My back muscles keep knotting up and making me an 's' shape.
Im miserable
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>>8411237
i'm going to steal that cat!
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>>8411240
nah it's cool be trans if you're danish you're automatically trutrans doesn't matter when you transition
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>>8411242
omg! what's going on? what do(es) the doctor(s) say?

does taking muscle relaxants work?
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When I'm working on my voice will I need to focus on pulling my larynx up or does it happen overtime from practice and stay up there?
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>>8411244
Just walk by with a can of tuna
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>>8411242
every time i see a tranu post about their comorbidities i'm reminded of the meme-theory that if you were a nazi in yr past life you're reincarnated as a tranu
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>tfw estrogen makes you happy but you need testosterone to escape an abusive relationship
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>>8411237
Umm it's a garfield like cutie then<3 Will make sure to make lasagne if i ever meet him ;)
>>8411245
Oh? :O really :/ How does that work?
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>>8411225
I ship you with a handsome English boy, in my minds eye the bottom of his nose is above you and he bends down to kiss you
also he is clean shaved with short hair and some tidy small mutton chop sideburns, he isnt a hairy man but has a very fuzzy chest
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>>8411250
I dont have any.
The chiropractor stretched me a bunch and said "holy fuck, your muscles ate knotted into rocks"
Its nothing new tho.
Happened last year
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>>8411225
Who my loveable crush is is irrelevant, but it is hard for love to bloom when you are an entire world apart, ldr's never work and its just heartbreaking
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>>8411217
I like me skinny
Girls shouldn't have muscles
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>>8411251
you need to keep it up there or your chest will resonate making your voice sound masculine but it does automatically do it once you have your girl voice
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>>8411264
girls with a bit of lean muscle are cute as fuck tho
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>>8411260
>english men
Lol
Its okay anon, we all make mistakes
>>8411255
Alot of people have issues, not just trannus
>>8411259
He eats flaky pastries, too
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>>8411265
I've only just started a couple days ago and I'm not feeling like I'm getting anywhere. I know it takes months but It's just a little confusing what's working/ how it works etc. Thanks for the help
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>>8411259
when you die they get a cis male to retcon history for you so you change from pic related
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>>8411219
Yup! It's all biochemistry in the end

Also, I'd be totally down for some Netflix and chill ifyaknowwhatimean

>>8411215
I'm still male so...
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>>8411261
OMG! is this something periodical? do massages work? bqck oain is horrible. I've thrown my back out twice and it is easily one of the few times in my life I"ve cried from physical pain (I'm usually a cry baby though).

are you on medical leave from your job?
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first day of yoga!

god im unflexible lol
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>>8411270
pic fucking related
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>>8411267
I know he is Scottish but what's the difference
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>>8411274
into pic rellllllated
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>>8411255
>believing a human condition is some sort of religion-meme-curse.
ok then
>>
>complain about Corbyn's link to the IRA
>goes into coalition with literal terrorists

At least Britain now gets to experience the wonderful world of Northern Irish politics I suppose.
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>>8411271
>ifyaknowwhatimean
I think I do but maybe you should explain.

>>8411235
Hmm. why should i trust you missie
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>>8411253
do sardines work?
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>>8411278
i literally called it a 'meme-theory' - how do you think i believe it?
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>>8411266
Yeah but Korra has hulk arms
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>>8411285
:3 it's me, Sass!
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>>8411273
Do you have a guide or something? I was thinking of starting.
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>>8411273
keep at it and soon boys will be able to put your legs behind your neck when they.... uh...uhm....like kiss you when they're naked and stuff.
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>>8411288
im doing this!

https://youtu.be/oBu-pQG6sTY
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you know she has a dick in literally all of these images?
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>>8411294
i thought girls didn't have those
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>>8411294
DESU i forgot that it was eddie redmayne in danish girl.
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>>8411292
Thanks!
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>>8411277
I wish I passed that well
I wonder if he went on hrt during the filming of that
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>>8411297
same that's what was confusing when i had one :/
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>>8411277
I would they just retconned me now then >:/
>>8411294
A cute gt I hope for her :^)
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>>8411303
im gonna go ahead and take a wild guess that he didn't
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>>8411303
he's def doing something, but i have no idea what; it might legit be worth watching the 'making of' tb h
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redpill me on the labour party in the UK lassies

im trying to learn from the soccies/commies here
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>>8411298
I swear he had to have been on hrt for it
he filmed that Harry Potter spinoff/prequel concurrently and looked like a woman in a mans suit
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>>8411283
Well see, we find a nice comfy room, preferably with a bed and tv and we put on Netflix. I havn't sorted out the in between but I know that I'll make you breakfast in the morning.
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>>8411314
fucking hell: pic related
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>>8411308
wouldn't be the first time an actor threw themselves scarily physically into a role
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>>8411317
>I havn't sorted out the in between but I know that I'll make you breakfast in the morning.
>/////////////////////<

>>8411323
Yeah remember christian bale in the pianist. Holy shit he was skinny
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>>8411318
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>>8411326
>Christian bale in the pianist
Christian Bale in The Machinist.
fix'd :)
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>>8411284
Muffins.
Blueberry muffins
>>8411276
Hey now

David tenant is my dream hubby
>>8411272
>leave
No theyre cheap.
Im at work being in pain.
Stretching when i can
>>8411263
Maybe you could visit them one day
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>>8411333
yuh you're right sorry
>>
How many squats should I aim to work to a day?
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>>8411277
So fucking jealous he passes better then i evee will, pretty much why ive never watched the movie.

This movie was more my speed, a girl pretending to be a boy
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>>8411330
he doesn't looks as feminine in les mis; his skin has a different complexion
>>
>go to gym
>see cute girl bench press
>realize i cant bench press because of arm
>can't deadlift either
>realize i can never develop enough strength in my upper body to pick up girls

reminder: If you feel pain don't keep going because you can get screwed for life

>>8411339
3×5
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>>8411339
60 total. 30 now 30 in like an hour or two. or just follow this until you cant do anymore
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Guess who's not a NEET anymore!
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>>8411348
gratssss!!!
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>>8411348
I knew you could do it.

Now enjoy the pains of wageslavery.
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>>8411348

Congraturation!
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>>8411348
congrats!
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>>8411348
congratssssssssssssssssss
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>>8411348
Good job!
>>8411347
Thankyou!
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>>8411348
onya zee
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>>8411348
Eeewew
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>>8411345
also his face is more angular and eyes are sharper in led mis
I wonder what kind of thing could have changed all that during filming of Danish girl
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>>8411350
>>8411354
>>8411355
>>8411356
>>8411357
>>8411358
>>8411360
>>8411362
Correct, thank you all. <3
I hope it goes well.
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>>8411326
I hope you like pancakes
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>>8411338
:) I'm just a Bale fangirl desu.
>>8411336
im just going to steal it for the weekend and cuddle with the cat in my bed and get insomnia from purring. :3
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>>8411372

What kinda job is it?
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>>8411373
>>8411326
....BECAUSE LANNÜ IS MAKING PWNCAKES FOR YOUR BITCH ASS
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>>8411376
Its been a while since i saw the movie idk why i said the pianist.

>>8411373
Can we have real canadian maple syrup?
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>>8411336
>David tenant is my dream hubby
well I pretty much described him
also he is the perfect hubby to anyone with taste
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>>8411377
I was gonna say then I realized that that could dox me in addition to other details I've put up on here. So [REDACTED] is where I work.
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>me and bf going to Los Angeles pride parade tomorrow to make fun of faggots lol
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>>8411386

wow cool I love redacted :p
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>>8411386
what does your job entail?
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>>8411390
It's a pretty nice place.
>>8411392
Serving covfefe and donetsks.
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>>8411348
Gj zna.
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>>8411396
Thank you~.
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>come home
>go to hang out with older brother
>he's outside his room looking at himself in hall mirror
>"Hey anon, do you like my outfit?"
>im shocked to death
>he immediately says not to tell our parents [both of us over 18 btw]
>i ask wft man
>he tells me he feels like a girl
>i said to knock it tf off dude
>he runs into his room crying hysterically
>never expected this from him ever
He hasn't left his room in a day and a half. Help me, i don't want my brother to become trans.
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>>8411380
What do you think
I ain't serving someone special none of that candy-ass pancake syrup
Real maple syrup for qts
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C:
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>>8411414
Your sister is prolly gonna kill herself with that mindset, then you wont have a sibling at all.
Maybe you should go research wtf transgenderism is and apologise.
The shit you see on memes & tv is a mockery of ir transwomen.
Dont be a dick and make your sibling anhero m8.
Its not a choice, its a legitimate intersex condition of the brain backed with science brobro
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>>8411414
It's too late, she's already caught the trans. The best way to prevent suicide is to feed her estrogen and pizza immediately.
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>>8411420
I didn't vote for them bit it's nice to see.
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>>8411425
We came close to losing a seat ;-;
By some miracle Plaid held on though
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>>8411417
>someone special
w-w-w-wait you think im special?
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>>8411422
No, I've looked all this up before myself, its no kind of way to live. Everyone who does this to themselves seem worse off and it would ruin our family and honestly if he does it i will be very envious but i already accepted that i will never do it myself. Now what the hell do i say to him to make this stop?
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>>8411429
>>8411417
Omg skypefuck already
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>>8411336
It is my greatest wish and I definitely will, if her heart does not belong to someone else by then
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What should i expect from a pride festival?
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>>8411388
wait which one of you is blue again
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>>8411439
Rampant faggotry.
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>>8411441
Me nig nog, at least no one is making fun of my font this time
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>>8411432
Thanks I was trying to sleep in, and no way I have to get up and swallow some bleach
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>>8411439
From what I've heard there are some arseholes but good on the whole. There was a "kill all cis" at my parade which I couldn't attend. Kinda don't want to go now. It might be a local thing
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>>8411414
dress up and seduce him. after banging yr boipuss he'll realise the joys of being a man and won't wanna transition anymore.
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>>8411439
Corporate co option, grown men swinging their penises around, and expensive drinks
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>>8411431
>i already accepted that i will never do it myself
Haha you are trans too and just jealous of your brother
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>>8411431
You don't.
Accept it.
Its not a choice.
Forcing her back into the closet will suicide her.
>how to stop
If humans could just 'stop' medical conditions, cancer wouldnt exist.
>Want in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first
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>>8411439
Loud music. Bring earplugs if you're sensitive to that.
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>>8411429
I mean I figured it was obvious I was talking about you when I said "for qts" but yes, you are.
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>>8411431
your sister's your family; if there are two of you you'll be fine - you can move out together and support each other.
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>>8411455
The closet is like narnia though

There's a better world inside
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>>8411453
Tbh i just wanted a hand made trans bracelt or necklace and a cute chaser shirt for my bf
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>>8411459
(Citation needed)
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>>8411459
>tfw too flustered to reply properly
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>>8411463
You aren't going to find a terf or chaser shirt, real people don't call themselves slurs

Thanks not how humans human
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>>8411454
Actually i look better than he would, i used to trap
But I've come to hate myself for being involved with gender bending in anyway
>>
>tfw your ex has a surname that's a very common word (about as common as the word 'should' e.g.) and every time you see it it reminds you of them
>.<
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>That feel when you lack ideas for shitposting and bantz
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>>8411473
Rough. I kinda understand the feel. It starts to get better though. Just important you try and grow past it.
>>
>>8411469
your username doesn't suit you
>>
>>8411473
Common here, you mean? Their name is chaser?
>>
>wake up
>remember potential bf played tf out of me
I am a rock I am an iiiissland
>>
>>8411462
Youre a woman posing as a man & trying to trick straight girls to date you.
Good thing women wont strangle reverse traps to death
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>>8411479
nah just common generally but lol
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>>8411469
>I've come to hate myself for being involved with gender bending
A wise approach.

>>8411476
Just post something dysphoria inducing. Works like a charm.
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>>8411478
I never posted here or took those mindwashing hormones. Tbh i asked pol what to do before here and they didn't help a bit
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>>8411485
>Tbh i asked pol what to do before here
As someone who browses /pol/, are you being serious right now?
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>>8411484

Fuck it, might as well tell a story that happened to me

>Be me
>Have a boyfriend for 2 weeks
>It seemed to go pretty well, except we had to be quiet about our relationship
>He broke up because he fucked a real woman
>He was ashamed of dating me because I couldn't get pregnant

>I was more upset about the fact that I couldn't get pregnant
>>
Is it okay to drink alcohol on cypro?
What effect does it have??
>>
>>8411489
Ur not doing this to me, ive already posted too much. Being trans is wrong and i can't believe my brother js falling for it now, you are not getting me again
>>
>>8410417
they won't let you in if you're mentally ill. if you've ever self-harmed that's usually an instant rejection
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>>8411467
You know we're gonna have to vc today rite?
You're cute enough when you're flustered but being able to hear you stutter for real is just gonna be too much.
>>
>>8411491
But you're a guy
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>>8411496
i asked /pol/ too and they had a big argument and decided i was 'one of the very few' who should actually transition

even they can't help how obviously necessary this is
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>>8411491
Some things were just not meant to be.
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>>8411496
I didnt even imply you should or shouldn't do anything. However going to a board full of neo nazis and forever alone beta cucks to ask for advice on something they only know from memes is just a bad idea. If you are actually struggling with it you should see a psychologist or maybe someone who was on the fence like you and talk about your experiences and feelings.

Unless we are just being memed right now and then good for you.

>>8411501
Yeah i hope so. My parents are going to victoria for the weekend (yes your victoria lol) and i may or may not need to go to their house tonight later or my sister might pick me up on monday instead. Im gonna phone my mom and ask right now.
>>
>>8411504
Biogically, yes I am. You're absolutely correct about that. It just sucks that I got reminded of it.

>>8411508
tfw
>>
>>8411491
Me and my bf joke about pregnancy often lol, usually after he creampies me
>>
>>8411508
the flat tummy triggers me infinitely more than the baby honestly
>>
Anyone here study engineering? I have a problem.
>>
>>8411519
baby just kinda grossed me out desu
>>
>>8411518
Damn... I need a bf
>>
I get to livestream fake internet relationships between two men on estrogen

What a time to be alive
>>
>>8411522
they're a waste of time honestly
>>8411529
TRIGGERED
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>>8411518
Now you're just milking it
>>
>>8411495
Drink small ammounts, cypro is hard on your liver or kidney probably both. And alcohol in combination will put you under more stress than usual so just take it slow limit your units. Female recomended units per day is 2 here.
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>>8411496
it's fine, don't flinch away, no need to be scared, you're our beautiful sister and we love you - i'm gonna give you a big hug - (huggs you)
>>
>>8411525
Or usually i cry because i cant get preggers, thats when he tries to lift my mood by joking. Seriously though i wanna be a mommy
>>
>>8411519
Maybe you should loose some weight?
>>
>>8411533
Tbh i still haven't cut my hair, but there is no way i could be passable
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>>8411535
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>>8411535
That seems really hard. I haven't really started my transition yet so I don't know if HRT will change me but I hate kids. I'm sure you're not alone and adoption is always an option in later life?
>>
>>8411538
ya i'm working on it
>>
>>8411540
Why not?
>>
Is there any way of telling how hard it will be to get girlmode voice from listening to boymode voice?
Or is it all kinda the same no matter the starting point?
>>
>>8411540
eh if you're younger than 30 and shorter than 6'3" one year's wages will be enough to alter anything you need really
>>
I started having lessons with a voice trainer yesterday. She says my pitch is fine and I don't have that much male resonance, she was essentially saying I don't need voice training. I'd say she's taking hugboxing to stratospheric levels but pretty much every chaser I've met has said the same thing, that my voice is really soft, enough to pass as a deep-voiced woman. It won't pass over the phone or clyp though because it's being projected into a microphone so I do need voice training whether they are hugboxing me or not.
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>>8411542
You have to own a home and make more than eighty thousand dollars a year to adopt a white baby. I know i would be an incredible mommy. Id bake cookies and cupcakes and color and watch cartoons and do puppet shows with stuffed animals and read to them and everything
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>>8411520
Nobody? Are you all like NEET losers or something? Don't make me resort to /sci/, I hate that place.
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>>8411520
Computer science. Same school I guess.
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>>8411551
record yrself into a device, then play that to them; if it sounds male they'll see the problem
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>>8411553
Sorry to hear. I wish I could help
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>>8411557
sorry I'm super tired, but if you give me the problem and I don't need to get a pen and paper I can try to give it a shot

good job on the voice training too
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>>8411557
I don't study engineering but what's the problem you have?
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>>8411514
Yeah I assumed you meant my Vic
Aren't they moving there soon?
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>estrogen makes me feel vulnerable, pathetic and weak
>test just makes me cynical and depressed

Back to what we know
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https://twitter.com/gma/status/873144772596178945

her voice is p fkn good
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>>8411570
dad says yes, mom says no. it wouldnt be for another 10 years atleast tho i was asking my mom about it yesterday. My dad wouldnt know what to do with himself if he retired, his entire life for the last 40 years has revolved around his work.

Also i phoned them and they said i shouldnt need to come home but they change their mind on a dime sometimes, but as of right now im yours tonight
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>>8411573
lol good luck champ
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>>8411577
>40
30*
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>>8411574
manning is a hero honestly
fucking love her
I'm glad she's had a seemingly successful transition
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>>8411577
Oh ok. Well still, I'll be off work before long and if you're free then let's do it.
>I'm yours
What did she mean by this?
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Does Eugiéne still post here?

She promised me I can smell her stinky feet
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>>8411574
let's be honest, she had all the time in the world to practice lol
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>>8411574
>tfw someone who spent years in prison has a better voice than you
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Is there hope?
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S6uAWgGyFo
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>>8411584
please just cyber it out already, your lesbian antics are ruining the dinner party
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>>8411584
>What did she mean by this?
adfajskdf;kasjdf;kajdf;kajdfkjasdfk;jad sorry that just kinda slipped out fml

>>8411594
shes at work i think rn but she does post on here still from time to time. she mainly uses discord now i think.
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should I watch revolutionary girl utena
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I haven't said hi to you at all Cis Tits

Hi Cis Tits/Cisgender Mammaries/Two scoops/Maddie/whatever your name is here and there and everywhere
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>>8411574
nasally.
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>>8411607
Yes actually its in my top 10 anime and 2nd favorite yuri.
>>8411612
Oh hi
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>>8411617
ok i'll give it a shot then
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>>8411617
Hows my FAAAAAAAAAVORITE little voice doing here.
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>tfw posting your voice again for (You)'s and a secret masochistic desire to be told it's awful and will never be passable
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0haHL5Cdz1F
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>>8411621

Sounds passable to me?
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>>8411621
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0haHL5Cdz1F
9.5/10 better than mine you did good
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>>8411605
There is literally nothing lesbian happening here
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>>8411583
>had the same job
>didn't get people killed because I was triggered
>pass better
>free army money

Feels good
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>>8411638
I suppose so if you ignore all the gay.
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>>8411638
>uses the girl from a lesbian anime to say that
Was that meant to be that ironic
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Cis tits i have a question

>>8410969
>maddie

is that you
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How do I date boys if I only like one boy
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>tfw you failed voice training

;_________________________;

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hywyjp7Bvb
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>>8411642
>is that you
no
>Cis tits i have a question
yuh?
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p good stuff, manning being the main trans icon now instead of caitlyn jenner
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>>8411630
>>8411636
NO you're supposed to say it's BAD
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>>8411621
https://clyp.it/bf1lrzkv
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>>8411640
Nothing gay happening
Strictly heterosexual

>>8411641
Yeh
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>>8411553
>Not adopting a black baby
It's like you don't want to be fashionable
>>8411558
Not useful sorry.
>>8411559
Audio recordings it's obviously male, but video recordings of me in girlmode I think it kinda does fit like barely. Could be wishful thinking idk but I see their point when I watch myself on video.
>>8411563
>>8411568
According to the Kutta-Joukowski theorem if you rotate a cylinder in a flowing fluid you get lift. Sertii you very reluctantly helped me work out that lift by showing me how to do a line integral. But there's a paradox; when you solve for lift it depends on the angular velocity of the cylinder, sooooo spin fast enough and you fly into outer space???? There's gotta be a limit. I first thought of calculating the drag slowing down the cylinder from the boundary layer but that requires setting up and solving differential equations, way past my ability. So plan B I thought would be since I read that flow past a rotating cylinder can be conformally mapped on to an airfoil (Joukowsky airfoil) then why not do that and then simply determine the stall angle of said airfoil with software? This should correspond to an angular velocity where the cylinder lift starts dropping is my reasoning. Would this method work? Even if it did I have no idea how to do conformal mapping, you could help me with that maths Sertii.
>>8411574
Reeeeeeee
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>>8411654
i fucking love it it. that old hon Jenner is a shitty person in general and has a man voice and looks awful

chelsea looks and sounds great so glad for her and the fact that she's our new icon C:
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>>8411652
oh fartsticles

I was almost excited to see you

Anna looks qt tho, I still have her on discord
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>>8411655
Tough shit. It's great. I've only just started so honestly you're someone I look up to
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>>8411658
Straight as an arrow in flight!
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i look like a weird boy but im also hungover and have not eaten anything today

im sure that balances out somehow
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>>8411674
you might have beaten elanna at being top gayfer desu
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>>8411674
Go eat in celebration of the hung parliament, you queermunist.
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>>8411668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1At8MdXAOxl
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>>8411674
>i look like a weird boy

I'm sure in full girl mode, you'll look just great
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>>8411603
You need to learn how to use your "head" voice to get comfortable going back later to your "chest" voice, I'd say. Very few people are a lost cause that requires surgery when it comes to voice. Actually, you don't need much training to acquire passing acoustic qualities, pitch, resonance, even formant. The tricky part for most trans girls is actually using that adjusted voice as a girl would. Speech patterns, rythm, intonation, all that.
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>>8411603

I think so
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>>8411668
oh wow ><

im not all the way there yet and i can't hold it for very long but it's all about consistency, which i admittedly have had trouble with
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>>8411677
elaborate
>>8411678
yeah i just spent like 4 hours asleep because i was up until like nearly 5 am last night drinking with my friends watching the election results so i was too hungover to even more
>>8411683
i hope youre true

im kinda mad at the moment because im having the "laser makes your beard shadow darker for 1-2 weeks before the hair falls off" issue
>>
somebody say something nice to me before i sleep
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>>8411654
ikr?
super relatable and actually went to prison for a good cause. Also not a gross reactionary like caitlyn
>>8411662
look idk much about this stuff lol if i'm to be completely honest.
maybe it's applied in a very easy manner but I only did conformal mappings on a very formal level years ago. I'm not sure that's easier than setting up the actual equations and solving them lol.
>>8411674
gosh i can't want to kiss you
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>>8411694
my shadow is coming back a lot like two weeks before my next laser appointment :(
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>>8411694
grow your hair out is the only thing I can advice, otherwise you're doing just fine~

>>8411697
I'm sure you look cute too :)
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>>8411697
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZWA8Vs48dj
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>>8411682 I've just started a couple days ago and no change really. But then I've only really been able to do the larynx stuff because of living situation. (Also your voice <3)
>>8411685 Thanks. I've been working on my language for a while now and I've still got a bit of a potty mouth but I'm trying to cut out unneeded slang all I can etc. I move out soon and then I can really put the time in.
>>8411689 Thanks :)
>>8411690 Well from what I've heard you're great.
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I keep recording new voice tracks to use with the same backing. It helps with actually feeling the progress I make with technique. Makes me think it's time to record a new one. Probably after the next voice therapy session.

https://clyp.it/cmerkint
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>boyfriend says he can't wait for me to mature into a handsome man
>if only he knew
I should probably tell him...
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>>8411717
>putting the text next to the post you're replying to

jesus christ you're a revolutionary
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>>8411702
my hair has currently executed a full recovery from the fact that two weeks before i came to terms with being trans i cut it the shortest ive ever cut it, when i've ALWAYS been a long haired nerd.
>>8411701
patience, over time that should happen less and less
>>8411699
i mean same
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>>8411717
It's less about the words you use than how you say them. You can curse like a sailor and still sound feminine if the words have the proper lilt to them.
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>>8411707
<3
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>>8411724
how many are you on?

im having my third one in a couple weeks
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>>8411721
Well. 4chan kept saying my post was spam so I kept trying to reformat. It turns out it was the reddit link. Who knew.
>>8411727
We're talking the whole inflecting at the end of sentences and using pitch instead of volume right?
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>>8411414
interesting
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>>8411719
If he could ooonllyyy knoww, what you really are~

>>8411721
You are very lucky to have each other.

i'm not in the mood for shitposting i feel like being nice, which i actually am but no one can know since i'm the cnt police or somethign

>>8411724
Ohh :(

Never feel unconfident though about yourself, if someone can see the outer and inner beauty in you, I'm sure you're doing something right and i'm incapable of lying about someone's appearance

Also js, you have British bantz, even if you're from SA. this means you'll turn out great (as most of the times is)
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>>8411735
Not just that but that's part of it. A monotone voice will sound masculine no matter how soft and high pitched, really.
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>>8411736
forgot to attach image
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>>8411730
this is my fifth but it's been a bit erratic by the fact i had to stop for a while due to bad money situation and then again because my laser place shut down AND scammed me out of £60

sertii paid for me to get at least 2 more because of course she did, you really can't convince her to not help when she decides to help
>>8411740
british people say i curse as much as them, i think i was like this before i came here for certain
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>>8411699
>formal
Are you telling me that you just learned proofs and nothing applied?
>>8411741
>tfw super monotone voice
This is why i am fucked.
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>>8411747
god bless you child

god bless your bantz from...what, two days ago? you really got me laughing there lass
>>
If I buy a dictionary will I find myself any homo-nims?
do want
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dont be a pussy post you're voice if you haven't already. no one cares if u sound like a dude
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>>8411751
my voice is monotone too
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>>8411751
I had an 8 week long course on complex analysis during my first or second year where we did various things, we might have dedicated like 20 minutes to conformal mappings lol
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>>8411759
The only one who knows about my voice is Cis Tits and she said ">taht dutch accent", my voice is still p poopers tho.
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>>8411751
That can be trained too. That's where a speech therapist can really help because it's really a learned thing, nothing to do with one's voice box anatomy.
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>>8411765
(She didn't say my voice was poopers fyi)
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>>8411765
p o s t i t
o
s
t
i
t
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>>8411683
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>>8411759
When you used that guide how long ti it take you to be able to hold larynx up?
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>>8411771
no i don't want to get doxxed again by trannies ;_;

>>8411773
Stop being mean or i'll sell your boy clothes
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>>8411770
get on hormonesssssssss
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>>8411654
Amanda Lear is still the best trans icon.
https://youtu.be/soybMJajzfo
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EQiy2LJY0Y
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>>8411774
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iZKGPsK1e0

>>8411779
ree fucking trannies
>>
depressed
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>>8411787
You get a bonus (You) for not being a lil pussy 5/5 voice too :D spicy sounds really similar to you also haha
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>>8411773
You know, I liked Banjo-Kazooie a lot as a child, I thought it was a lot of fun and kinda represented part of the golden age of 3D platforming (albeit the genre ultimately peaked outside its era with the Super Mario Galaxy games). Anyway, I never expected the witch from those games would flail at me antagonistically online by the time I became an adult.
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>>8411794
why
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>>8411781
You're very kind~

>>8411788
Ikr!!!

You're voice is impressive though
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>>8411795

ty uwu
I have been slacking and not practicing at all for months so it hasn't improved in a long time but I pass so I don't have the motivation to work on it anymore lol

I like that Spicy sounds like me, she's nice
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>>8411765
my 2nd to last ex gf was dutch so il probably always have a sweet spot for the accent.
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>>8411788
I can hold it for as long as I can breathe but that might be because I have to swallow to put it up there. Thanks for the help
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>>8411798
u kno y
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>>8411800
ty getting to this point was FUCKING brutal but worth the tears. it's why I'm mostly in discord instead of mtfg these days

it's just so much more pleasant and no worries about doxxing

>>8411802
well if you use it day to day thats practice ya know. I kinda have to have a gud voice considering my work and area I live :v
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>>8411807
but you shouldn't be
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>>8411812

I don't consider it practice because I'm not focusing intently on improvement. I have become more consistent though I 'spose.
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>>8411813
im a loser i kinda deserve to be like dis
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>>8411821
no you're a good person and you shouldn't beat yourself up so much
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>>8411787
Well, voice is something I learned organically, on my own so I already had it sorted twenty years ago. The voice therapist I'm seeing is actually giving me singing lessons more than anything, so I guess that's abusing a bit the insurance coverage I'm entitled to, but well, I wouldn't pay for singing lessons and I like singing, so...
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>>8411820
consistency is improvement silly! and it builds up your chops so that you can hold the voice indefinitely

pretty soon it'll be hard and painful to even do guy voice. the reason I use mine so often is that I'll lose it totally if i dont
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>>8411804
I don't really understand why people are so attached to the Dutch accent, but I guess it's a Canadian/American thing that as a Dutchie I cannot comprihend.

But you were nice about it :>

>>8411812
I can see it would be an absolute trainwreck to train yourself like that, but you did a good job at getting there eventually.

I wish I'm joking when I say I got doxxed through Discord. Yet I'm still there...sometimes!
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>>8411830
>tfw no Dutch qt to make voice clips for me

sad feel. yeah the hardest part of voice training is the early days and weeks of it. it fucking sucks, it's painful physical and emotional and you have to get over mental blocks of sounding like a fag >:
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>>8411825

I had some singing lessons last year! They were helpful. The vocal warmups are great just to do on a daily basis for maintenance.

>>8411827

>pretty soon it'll be hard and painful to even do guy voice. the reason I use mine so often is that I'll lose it totally if i dont

wait really?? I have intentionally been avoiding using it for about 6 months or so but I do intend to keep it for singing purposes. Honestly I should probably check to see if I can still do it at all. How come you want to keep yours?
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>>8411796
I wouldn't trade it for a thousand golden banjo kazooie carts

But honestly you come from the third world, I don't believe you had an n64 unless it was like last year
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>>8411840
did your singing lessons help with pitch? i recently just started lessons for this reason :)
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>>8411837
I mean, Cis Tits will have to tell you what she thought of it.

But then again, it wasn't really my normal speaking voice since I was pretending to be monotone. I usually sound very Disney princess-ish, like happy, tuny, not nazally gay annoying but still very cheery.
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>>8411840
yep for real. I have a few tran tran friends that literally cant dude voice at all any more bc they never use those muscles anymore so they sound like a girl trying to sound like a guy ayy lmao

i like the meme factor of switching between voices really it's like my special snowflake skill
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>>8411844
But my voice tone is still the same. I sound very quiet I think? Still boyo tho.
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>>8411496
Can I tell you a story?
A few months after discovering I was trans (2013), I started coming on /lgbt/ (first time on 4chan). I didn't know what /pol/ was, and everyone here was memeing "hurr go back2/pol/" at trolls, so I checked it out.
/pol/ became my main board, and I became really political. My dysphoria went away completely, though I was still depressed and lazy. I thought /pol/ "cured me" of being trans.
That was in 2013.

4 months ago, my dysphoria came back, and it's still here.
You can't run away from it.
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>>8411823
i have no friends irl im not a good person nim
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>>8411867
neither do i

does that make me a bad person too
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>>8411844
wtf i hate cis tits now?!?? I wanna hear it reeeee

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vh1o02zRfq
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>>8411850
I never could because I never learned the ropes of sounding male as a kid. Even between my two transitions, I was routinely gendered female on the phone because all I did was lowering my voice. I suppose I just sounded like a chain smoking dyke to most people.
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>>8411871
Don't hate her for it, she's a good person who keeps my stuff secret from the dark world that is called SNAFU...I mean /mtfg/

In all seriousness though, I can't I'm sorry.

I'm still trying to practice but everytime I try to touch my addamsapple (which isn't even really that big), I pass out. I think this is actual dysphoria at work.
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>>8411872
>bragging
>>
>they all wish i would change my voice
>they thought this is my real voice
>just use a monotone racist voice with hillbilly tone for total camoflauge
thats wat u git for having a stealth tranny activly try to rrpress me when my adams apple dropped, mom.
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>>8411886
If you think her voice is triggering let me go get puffball to record her loli voice again hold on
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>>8411868
its a good indicator that somethings wrong
:/
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>>8411872
it's pretty fun having a range of voice pitches to do

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tEYQYSLEMv
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>>8411843

fuck yeah they did
I can hit notes like... two whole steps higher now than before.

>>8411850

I'm hoping all the muscle memory from years of singing as a dude will carry me
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>>8411890
i dont know, ive gotten along okay with people ive met from here, im just bad at starting conservation irl
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>>8411895
what kind of stuff did you learn that helped you get higher?

i didn't tell the singing teacher what i was going for i specifically said "i wanna be able to go higher and hold it"
>>
Also fun fact: I didn't know most of the internet-transwumbo words you people use to catagorize trannies (boy mode, hon, truscum, trutrans, etc) until I started to troll r/asktransgender and until I came here for a brief time.

Like I was so fucking confused when I heard boy mode since I associate that with genderflurp or whatever you call it, but then I heard it was something for repression. Which is kind of weird to me since I go full woman already but whatever floats anyone's boat i suppose and it is 100% understandable.
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>>8411901
are you in GZ?
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>>8411905
I'm not familiar with that word

What's that?
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>>8411908
big dutch fb trans group
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>>8411897

just a bunch of scales and shit. whenever I want to make sure my voice is on point I follow this warmup I recorded during one of our lessons.

https://clyp.it/d5vh5zvy
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>>8411886
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h8Ip0Mv9RE

>every time i listen to her voice just wanna kms
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>>8411915

haha damn
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>>8411891
how is susan's LMAO
>>8411915
i-its early im not even very proud of that one :#
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>>8411912
Nope. Like I said, I really don't want to get doxxed and found out by anyone. That also means I'm not joining any group that are unknown to me and just keep my FB life to my RL friends.

I'm sorry!
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>>8411919
i didn't ask you to post your name here, i was just asking if you were already in it.

Are you going to YUNGE or the transvisie groups or are you just not going to involve yourself at all?
>>
i can never find razors at the store so i think im going to buy them online
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>>8411924
how? there's an entire section devoted to it in Walmart
>>
>>8411918
Well, it's got tranny bangs...
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>>8411923
Oh no, I meant I'm just not joining any FB group that has the potential to dox me, that's all. i'm sorry about my long unclear post.

And not really. I have a pretty ""traumatic "" experience with another transbob irl so I can't do it again and meet another one, as mean as that sounds.
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>>8411919
wont work
analytics will fuck you every time while claiming innocence
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>>8411919
Clever girl.
>>8411929
Yeah same I wouldn't join anything remotely linked to 4chan.
>>
>>8411931
oh poopsicles

>>8411933
>Clever girl.
Y-you too!

>Yeah same I wouldn't join anything remotely linked to 4chan
Funny you should mention that...

If anyone is interested im fully prepared to tell the story
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/13147852
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>>8411929
alright, I suppose you can isolate yourself if you want, but it's a group of over a 1000 people so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>
>>8411927
walmart is scary i try not to go there.
>>
I miss tinychat
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>>8411913
oh cool

its gonna be embarrassing as hell doing that in a small room next to other rooms of people getting lessons

i could hear other people singing last time i went
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>>8411943
Get overly drunk first.
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>>8411942
I mean, it's not like an absolute neccessity or anything.

If I ever feel alone, my rl friends have dumped me and I need other transbongos to comfort me, I'm ready.

Thanks for telling me though~
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>>8411943
gotta face those fears if you're gonna be a fully functioning adult woman one day

we aren't scared kids anymore we gotta start living life outside our safe spaces and rooms
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>>8411939
For those who voted yes, explain your answer?
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>>8411960
kys angie
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>>8411938
Go on.
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>>8411779
>tfw coffee literally makes the most targeted bomb I've seen in a while
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>>8411942
not to be rude but i knew someone with a physical disability. they once tried making friends with others of the same disease.

from my outside view looking in, it didnt seem like they had much in common other than a crippling problem

i prefer integration instead of isolation and segregation.

besides, dont we all compete for the same dating pool?
>>
>>8411963
That's not an answer
Why are you upset?
>>
Complimented a trans girl now she thinks I'm a chaser

Wut do

Should I blame her hormones or my compliment which was "You're not ugly, you're cute."
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>>8411963
Oh that's right, you stick up for delusions.
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>>8411950
before going to walmart?
>>8411958
why would i want that? life is safe here.
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>>8411973
I mean look, having people you can relate to is probably a given for you if you're if you're cishet, since a large amount of people are like you, most likely all of your friends.
>from my outside view looking in
yeah I wouldn't bother going on lol
>>8411976
>>8411983
angie you have severe issues see a therapist today and stop bothering that poor girl
>>
Alright so this is the reason why I'm scared to meet other trannies. Remember, I'm sure there are normal ones out there and I know there are, but this kind of made me distance from the LGBT community.

Basically, I met a tranny through 4chan I could meet up with. We knew each other for 2 to 3 weeks so it wasn't really an issue to meet someone like me when I was an aspirational kid. However when we met, she actually thought we were a couple and I NEVER gave her any indication whatsoever. She started to rub her head against my chest, she started to take her shoes off to rub it on my legs and she randomly hugged me. When she tried to kiss me I thought I'd tell her that I'm not interested and she started to talk about suicide and how she thought she would never find the perfect partner.

Nice person that I am, I told her I'm sure she'll find someone to love and that she shouldn't kill herself just because I didn't want to suck her toes or whatever her intentions were (she told me she had a foot fetish though for some reason?) She started to cry (a 26 year old mind you) and I didn't know what to say or do. If I hugged her, she might get the clue that I liked her (I didn't) but if I didn't, she might run away. I decided to say that I should go and I went on a bus.

To this day, she's fine and she has a girlfriend but we don't talk anymore because I blocked her and occationally check on her through my friend's facebook.

Still, that scared me, and I never wish to meet an unstable transperson like that ever again.
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>>8411973
No, I'm the only one dating straight cis girls here
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>>8411985
>why would i want to have a normal adult life?
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>>8411994
lmaooo
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>>8411994
wew
>>
>>8411994
that's weird, my interaction with sertii went exactly the same way
>>
>>8411943
Go to a Wal-Mart that's outside of town so you can avoid going there ever again. Start with stores kinda far from where you live then get comfortable going to ones that are really close by
>>8411994
Lmao
>>
someone repost that image of pepe and Wojack transitioning

i need it rn bc it's relevant

ones full time with srs and ffs by 3 years and the other is still in her room dressing and sounding like a man at 3 years
>>
>tfw you met a cis person once and they were super weird and decided you never wanted to meet another cis person again

>>8412008
I'm so glad I escaped that, I really wasn't in the mood to lick your toes after we walked that much ://
>>
>he uses kike book to stalk someone he turned down
>i gave him analytical info
fuuuuuuck me
>>
>>8412015
>not licking her feet

wow rude
>>
>>8412015
>tfw sertii turns it around on you
>>
>>8411994
She probably wanted fun passionate casual sex and was feeling overwhelmingly alone due to social stigma of being a tranny. Adults can cry. Are you sure your interpretations represent reality entirely?
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>>8412012
Someone pls shoot me if I get so old I ask people to google my memes for me
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>>8411999
>>8412001
>>8412008
>>8412011
How was I supposed to know what to do I was 16 for fucksake

>>8412024
I guess?

Also ofcourse adults can cry, just not in the middle of fucking TILBURG

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>8412027
why would you meet a 26 year old when you were 16
>>
>>8412021
i mean here in the netherlands there's a certain etiquette for those things and emily wasn't really up to date ://
>>8412022
good ol' switcheroo ;)
>>8412027
wait you're in Tilburg?
Jesus christ nevermind never meet someone there, you might run into Anna
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>>8412031
o dam well both parties were at fault tbqh
>>
>>8412029
i thought it was nice meeting someone like me

clearly not

>>8412031
i'm not in tilburg now, but i met her there

also
>anna

whats so bad about her?

genuine question
>>
>>8412025
google is shit
in a few years their search patent will end and the 90s internet will resume
>>
>>8412039
trannies are crazy. this shouldn't really be news. I dont recommend irl meetings at all, and if you do, only with ones you've known online for a long time and trust.
>>
Post your body everyone.
>>
>>8412035
but korra they were SWEATY
>>8412039
she's crazy and associting with her will be bad for your mental health.
>>
>>8412044
is two weeks long enough?
>>
>>8412052
no
>>8412045
I would but I only have lewds
>>
Qhi charged my card today and they're still down. I didn't get a confirmation email for the indemnity form either. are they cashing out and bailing because they're getting shut down or something? Has qhi been down in the past?
I'm panicking because that was pretty much all my money someone help pls
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>>8412044
People here seem unironically nice. Nicole and Sertii are great banters, Cis Tits is a trustworthy person, Edie is nice, Puru is cute, Korra hasn't given me shit, you seem like a decent person...who else?

Basically, most of you are the ones I could tolerate. Some of you are obviously psychotic but some of you seem rather chill.

>>8412050
Oh...

What did she do?
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>>8412040
>be young kid with first family computer
>family is out and im home alone
>watchin tv, simpsons are on
>thinking about how cool a show this is
>go to google
>simpsons dot com
>redirected to a college dick girl porn site
>scarred for life
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>>8412059
why didn't you like my site beep
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>>8411994
Ive had the exact same thing happen twice.
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>>8412058
mtfg represents a small minority of trans women. you should not take us to be a representative as the whole. Thank you though, I agree most people here are just fine.
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>>8412059
Did any of the girls on the site say "oh homey" in keeping with the site name
>>
>>8412058
I'm certifiably certified, but I don't bite.
>>
>>8412053
well it's too late now to row back anyways I like to meet up with people it's like one of the few last things that didn't become boring.
>>
>>8412064
>>8412058
Am I nice?
>>
>>8412059
Circleeeeeeee of life
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>>8412050
>not licking her sweaty feet and teaching her about the proper Netherlands etiquette

shit host u need to be gracious

>>8412059
>find shemale porn
>jerk it to it for years
>fucking end up as a tranny later on

goddamn it something went wrong
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>>8412072
Aw child. Well be safe. Also try to get a new hobby if you can.
>>8412074
You are hit and miss
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>>8412058
the muzzie gets no luv¿
i thought i was being overly loud.
jeez ill try again
>>
>>8411992
Therapy is just one huge scam to put people on unneccessary drugs.
I have proved almost every therapist I met wrong
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>>8412070
meet up W H E N
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>>8412040
Does anyone really want Gopher and Archie back? Seriously...
>>
Forgot Ambiance, she seems like a decent Steben Onovars fan

There was also someone called "Maeve", a friend of mine really liked her.

>>8412062
Well just fuck my shit up I guess I'm not the only one who met a psychotic tranny who wants anyone to suck on her toes or whatever foot fetishists do.

>>8412064
Ofcourse not, everyone is their own individual here.

But yeah you people are alright. Funny too, I fucking love the drama here. I feed myself on that shit, it's like a battery that never goes out.

>>8412071
You seem cool. Haven't much interacted with you though.

>>8412074
Sure, you seem cool or whatever.

>>8412083
But you don't have a name so how am I supposed to know who you are................
>>
>>8412058
"ironically" had her and her gf myrthe get into a suicide pact, with the alternative of moving to an eastern european country. They have perfectly supporting parents who are quite wealthy, myrthe's dad is even a gp and prescribes her bicalutamide.
So one day Anna tried to take all the money her parents had saved up for her to go to a good uni in order to move to the other side of europe (which is very shitty for trannies, as opposed to the netherlands which is probably the safest place in the world next to canada if you're a trans woman). This didn't work, so they planned on OD'ing on xanax and alcohol. They forced my hand and I had to tell their parents, and eventually had to talk to the police too after Anna went missing for a few days.
>>8412076
wtf
>>8412084
holy shit I guess this is why you anonpost instead of getting a trip lol
>>
>>8412089
>foot fetish
I just dont understand it.

also yes I enjoy the drama as well. idk its just entertaining to me.
>>
>>8412090
how can u say it someone's good friend if u won't even lick her feet

wow

im just utterly shocked at ur lack of hospitality i thought u euros were gud at that uwu
>>
>>8412085
2 0 1 8
0
1
8
Or end of the summer if I get this job
>>8412058
>Some of you are obviously psychotic
o-oh
>>
https://twitter.com/mombot/status/873217381295808512
uhhhhh guys


did Ember live in Pennyslvania?
>>
>>8412095
please stop i'm not into foot stuff
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>>8412094
i had fun talking last night ur voice is qt as h e c k

>>8412097
>2018

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
>>8412090
Holy fucking shit they are absolute cunts then if this is true. Also you're right the Netherlands is the best place for trannies.

also
>Myrthe

Hold on a sec, Antwerp girl?

>>8412094
Call me when there's drama.

I fucking love that here. I don't want to get involved since I like most of you here. But it feeds my soul

>>8412097
you missed my next post lass
>>
>>8412103
I WAS DRUNK AND MADE A POOR DECISION
>>
>>8412089
I'm just literally diagnosed as depression. And not even the fun kind of psychosis, psychotic depression.
>>
>>8412106
yeah, antwerp girl
to be fair I'm pretty sure Myrthe was sort of influenced into it by Anna, she's a very sensitive and innocent girl.
>>
>>8412101
someone pls reply

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/873217381295808512
https://twitter.com/mombot/status/873217381295808512
https://twitter.com/mombot/status/873217381295808512
>>
>>8412101
If I ever go on a killing spree I'm mentioning mtfg in my manifesto desu
>>8412106
Ah sorry yeah I missed that
>>
>>8412102
it's just bantz

>>8412108
i will remember it 5ever at how moe you were acting i wanted to D I E laughing at the cute overload

and you fell asleep on me and spicy :3
>>
>>8412081
well maybe traveling is fun. idk what hobbies I could try else I tried videogames, collecting, writing songs, making videos, drawing, cooking, reading, watching shows and movies, listening to music, drinking and a few other things. I still do all these things (except drinking) but aside from reading and psychology most things just became boring or something to make the time pass. I don't know why even success at something became boring.
>>
>>8412058
>listing all the most sociopathic abusers

I believe you're 16 now
>>
>>8412113
Im not moe ;-;
>>8412114
Try trad games?
>>
>guy is spending £160 on an uber to visit me
Am I really that hot???
>>
>>8412123
Dickgirl unicorn
>>
>>8412090
Therapy tries to convince you that you are getting better but in reality, therapists extend as much time as they can with their patients to get as much money as they can without really getting to te root of the problem.
>>
>>8412109
I'm sorry about that. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings if I did.

I hope you're going to be okay.

>>8412110
She seemed so sweet when I talked to her in another thread...kind of confused but still. And I do know Anna...sort of. We talked on Discord before and they seemed kind of normal.

But if that's all true what you say (and I'll take your word for it!), fuck sis that's disgusting of Anna.

>>8412112
colon three

>>8412120
Breh I'm 22.
>>
>>8412121
ill tease you about it later on discord after I've had a nap I'm super sleepy atm
>>
weww <sleep deprivation symptoms> again
Waking up to the sound of gazol-powered stone hammer 30 cm away from my windows was fun this morning.
I'm also soooo bored
>>
>>8412127
That jew therapist in GTA
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>>8412131
>breh

Nope
>>
>>8412123
I mean maybe

>>8412127
not really the case at all, at least ime. they do try to create something of a dependency, but that doesnt happen without results.

>>8412132
okie
>>
>>8412123
Give him the best fucking you can give desu
>>8412111
According to someone else they have a Twitter (@EGSworld) with links to their journal. So read away to find out who they are I guess
>>
>>8412123
i mean you're pretty cute imo
>>8412127
ok angie listen i don't care what you do, just don't post here without your shitty simpsons images and leave the girl you're harassing alone.
>>8412131
Myrthe is a sweatheart yeah. Just in bad company.
And yeah it takes a while to see someone's true colors, I wouldn't make quick judgements about anyone you meet anywhere in life honestly. Don't close yourself of, but just be warry.
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>>8412112
true, I'm really not interested in reading it though

>>8412135
>pic related
quit slutshaming

>>8412058
>Sertii
pretty terrible at her worst

>Edie
has a history of harassing people

>Puru
probably right, she always gets depressed when she talks to me though

>Korra
mean-spirited idiot

>>8412138
they have a youtube channel too, and a lot of the stuff seems super dark
https://www.youtube.com/user/PioneersProductions/videos
>>
>>8412135
Hello

>>8412139
Does Myrthe still post here though or is she still in a "Heavenly Creatures" situation with Anna still? Because honestly that's really worrying.

>>8412145
Not everyone is perfect but atleast I can still have a decent conversation with them. Korra seemed rather nice though.
>>
where is nim
>>
>>8412151
yeah she posted like today or something
Also the person you replied to last is charlotte, a lot of people have her filtered so she insists on forcing us to read her posts by posting anon.
>>
>>8412058
People seem great honestly. Bullyposting or whatever it's called is the best form of nasty ever.
>>
>>8412121
board games are usually boring because there are very few people who I don't beat every time. pool is interesting but like all things I probably just will get better at it until it becomes too easy and boring. I live in a small town so there are not alot of clubs where people play games together. I could try a pen and paper tho.
>>
>>8412151
I would strongly advise against getting close with them.
>>
>>8412145
Korra is vv nice

the rest are still p nice
>>
>>8412151
tfw pscychotic tranny :<
>>
>>8412158
P&P is veryfun if you find a good group. come visit us in/ tg/ sometime

(also theres a reason they call it /t/rans/g/ender over there)
>>
>>8412156
I'm just waiting for you to drop trip again to bully me off the board

>>8412160
They're nice, just not people I would ever trust
>>
>>8412156
I fished something out of the conversation we had. I digged p deep though

You're probably the only one who can read it (unless you fed Nicole with some Dutch words) so this might explain it.

I feel bad for doing this but I don't want anyone to fucking kill themselves.

>>8412157
It feeds me.

>>8412159
Hello Charlotte, no one seems to like you.

>>8412163
Oh poopsicles.
>>
>>8412168
I've never dropped trip ever but ok whatever you want lol
>>
i drop trip to bully charlotte off the board every day
>>
I know a bunch of people talk on discord. But is there a discord group?
>>
>>8412170
is this recent?
honestly i'm kinda tired of them, I'm not going to bother with this whole thing. I felt I've done enough after I had to talk to the police lmao.
>>
>>8412138
I know right? I feel like I have to perform extra good now
>>
>>8412180
March.

And that's understandable. I'm glad you called the police though!

Sorry to bother you with this but I was just curious who I had to deal with I suppose
>>
>>8412179
theres different ones around
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>>8412167
>also theres a reason they call it /t/rans/g/ender over there
yeah, it's because your sex is biological and your gender is psychological

>>8412170
>no one seems to like you
I have a history of being spiteful when I'm exhausted and depressed, and I don't connect well with most of the people posting at the moment. Trying to get better about controlling my hate though.
Also, just keep in mind that a lot of people here drop trip when they want to flame someone - most of the bully "anons" are just trips.

>>8412172
whatever you say
>>
>>8412186
But not a /mtfg/ one?
>>
>>8412154
Hiding on discord want me to tell her you said hi?
>>
>>8412188
i think me and sertii are pretty well known for insulting people in the open without dropping trip

youre just paranoid as fuck
>>
>>8412188
well no its because theres a of trannies into traditional games. I think its the escapism element. and that everyone is uglier.

>>8412190
not a single, official agreed upon one afaik
>>
>>8412185
>March
oh ok whatever

I didn't call the police though, I just texted their family through facebook and then they asked me if i could talk to an officer so they could hear the story from me.

>>8412188
>>8412194
>>
>>8412195
Ah. Okay thankyou
>>
>>8412192
yes please
>>
my favorite delivery customers are the ones that recognize im trans and say be careful or wow your jobs dangerous please be safe.
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>>8412201
Okay I told her
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>>8412188
I want to bond with everyone though. Good or bad.

Bond with me, Jimm- Charlotte.

>>8412198
Oh okay, that's still good I suppose.
>>
>>8412205
deliver pizza to me ok
>>
what helps with dilated pupils?
>>
>>8412205
well that sounds like a nightmare

I hate when people try to be extra nice or considerate of me even more than a lot of meanness
>>
>>8412190
there's a lot of mtf groups around - they tend to have their own drama

>>8412195
ohhhh you were referring to tabletop, not "uni is libcuck blah blah". Sorry, I follow a weird crowd ._.
>and that everyone is uglier
people don't like who they are, so they pretend they're not. It's a pretty common coping mechanism, but unfortunately, it often results in even worse hygiene than before, spiraling into an even worse state where nobody wants to get near them. So they play more tabletop to escape the problem.
>>8412194
>pretty well known for insulting people in the open
Thank you for testifying to my point about you being mean. You may have a seat now.

>>8412192
oh ok, I thought you went on rampage and killed a bunch of supermarket employees. Good to know it wasn't you.

>>8412212
>Bond with me, Jimm- Charlotte.
I don't get the reference, and I have to go see my advisor now, but I might be around later.
>>
If you're a faggot and you know it clap your hands!
>>
>>8412206
do you know her well
>>
>>8412218
I've never said I'm not mean though.

I'm quite honest and upfront about who I am.
>>
>>8412218
>oh ok, I thought you went on rampage and killed a bunch of supermarket employees. Good to know it wasn't you.
Say what
>>8412223
Yeah she's my buddi
>>
>>8412222
*claps*
>>
>>8412218
>but unfortunately, it often results in even worse hygiene than before, spiraling into an even worse state where nobody wants to get near them. So they play more tabletop to escape the problem.

Yeah, thats why you need to find a good group. I play with a group of normies and quasi-normies, and its p chill.
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-40226330/chelsea-manning-thanks-obama-in-first-interview

She's beautiful
>>
Allow me lassies

>>8412232
>>8412232
>>
>>8411946

you'll get over it
>>
>>8412226
congrats, you're an awful person

>>8412222
*clap*clap*

I'm going to pride this weekend

>>8412231
>quasi-normies
you're not a normie if you're playing d&d
I know what you mean though, my entire LoL club at uni is like that

>>8412227
https://twitter.com/mombot/status/873217381295808512
https://twitter.com/mombot/status/873217381295808512
>>
>>8411682
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1At8MdXAOxl
... I sincerely had no idea voice training was so effective. #gethype
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