Cis LesGen

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1st for DRUNK MILFS

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If you don't have a job lined up by the end of your junior year, you failed.

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>there are anons that post on this thread that don't have a college degree or are not working on getting one

>>8399798
The early aughts called, they want that picture back.

>>8399816
You rang?

>>8399810
>tfw 41k part time job and a raise coming in
>getting my masters next year

>>8399802
Shouldnt you be getting chemo?

>>8399816
I'm dumb okay? I know I am. I barely finished highschool and never excelled at anything no matter how hard I tried.

Why would I waste money trying to get a degree that I know I wouldn't be able to finish..

>>8399827
>tfw no dumb gf

>>8399827
Are you a qt? If you are become a trophy wife. If not well, hate to break you the bad news.

>>8399827
At least get an associate's degree at a community college. It's not that hard.

>>8399837
Not really. Plain would be a good description. I gave up years ago on having a future though

>>8399822
Anon, what is your excuse for not going to college?

>>8399827
Bad at school doesn't mean you're dumb, and getting a degree definitely doesn't mean you're smart. Just ask any smart person who's had the pleasure of working as a TA.

>>8399816
I don't have one. I'm a smart person but I was too burnt out and aimless to finish. kinda second guessing my decision, and maybe I'll go back someday, but at that time I wasn't ready. I was pretty much a child, I had no study skills because I didn't have to try in high school, and I didn't know what I wanted to do, so it seemed pointless.
I did go to cosmetology school and that's what I'm doing now so it's ok for a the time being.

>>8399855
>cosmetology
You could at least try to be subtle.

>>8399855
>tfw femme
>haven't had my nails done in ages

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>there's going to be a pride parade in my city real soon
>really want to go because it would be my first time but I'm still in the closet and I wouldn't have anyone to go with
Has anyone here been to one? Are they worth it? They look fun..

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I've been in New Orleans recently and got this ring at a voodoo shop. Do you guys think it's possibly cursed?

>>8399889
My employer was setting up a booth for pride one year. I almost volunteered but I was still mostly closeted. I regret not taking the chance and going. I am so very curious of it now.

>>8399788
What does the discord interview consist of?

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>>8399900
You have to take the interview to find out.

>>8399895
Spooky. I'm getting the hibbie jeebies just by looking at it. I say you burn it. Send it back to hell where it belongs.

>>8399849
Fell into the usual pit of anxiety and depression halfway through a useless degree. Got badgered into a job after failing a term, job wouldn't let go, job ended up being a pretty sweet deal after a few years of hell, many years pass. I tried going to some night classes but classrooms low key make me want to die, and I wasn't sure that continuing would actually get me anything so I dropped the ball on that.

>>8399895
Yes it's probably cursed.

One time I bought a cursed necklace and now I'm dead.

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>>8399905
Stealing this image.
>>8399897
That sucks :/ I hope you get another chance like that in the future.

>>8399895
polymer clay is an excellent curse conductor, I would be worried if I were you

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>>8399816
I don't even have a high school degree and I'm glad I don't fell for the toilet paper degree and wageslave jewish meme. While you all are working your asses off 10 hours a day I will be shitposting here and living on the salary the government takes away from you lmao.

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>>8399889
You could wear the mask that prince Rillian of Narnia wore when he wasn't being honest with himself.

>>8399922
>I don't even have a high school degree
What? You have to be literally retarded not to pass high school.

>>8399917
Who are those in pic?

>>8399855
>I didn't have to try in high school, and I didn't know what I wanted to do, so it seemed pointless.
I know that feel. Didn't help that near all my friends struggled to get jobs after graduating and ended up bitterly going back for a masters or taking a job that treated them like shit.

>>8399928
That's why the government gives that anon neetbux. As a community, we have to care for the retards.

>>8399928
Guessing they're a shut-in. Hard to graduate if you don't go.

>>8399938
Prison would be cheaper.

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>>8399930
Momo and Jirou from My Hero Academia.

>>8399928
No, you have to be literally retarded to wake up early every day and sit in a classroom full of morons doing nothing all day while an adult at the front pretends they're teaching you something and then give you shitload of work and you have to pay for it too even though you can learn anything on the Internet on your own but that won't get you a paper because it's not $$$profitable$$$ for (((((them))))).

>>8399955
>Bitter NEET
Stay poor and miserable.

>>8399955
It's worth it if you meet rich friends. Just don't apply to any shit schools.

>>8399970
You shouldn't wish that on people.

>>8399917
>>8399949
Shit I should catch up on that someday, I think I forgot about it around ch20 or something.

>>8399972
>>8399970
guys.. stop replying to the troll

>>8399983
But she's so lonely. I feel bad for her.

>>8399983
I'm pretty sure it's just Kek, she's more like a pet at this point.

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>>8399924
But people would look at me weird...and I still wouldn't have anyone to go with, and going alone seems a little dangerous. My country isn't the most LGBT-friendly.
But maybe I'm just being paranoid..
>>8399981
You really should! There's no canon yuri goodness but the fanart is pretty cute.

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>>8399983
>thinks I'm trolling
I see you have already been influenced by (((them))). WAKE UP SHEEPLE EDUCATION IS A MEME TO CONTROL YOUR MIND YOU CAN ONLY BE FREE BY THE THINGS YOU LEARN YOURSELF WHY DO YOU THINK (((they))) WANT TO CONTROL THE INTERNET SO MUCH IT'S BECAUSE THEY LOSE THE CONTROL OF YOUR MIND

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>>8399999
A mask and a sword fixes all of those complaints. Your digits are the strongest.

>>8399999
>You really should! There's no canon yuri goodness but the fanart is pretty cute.
I was mostly reading it for the art and goofy (but charming) story anyway.

>>8400015
I kind of wish that had ended on the edgy chapter.

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ok but look at this kitten

>>8400026
The Narnia book, or the doujinshi?

>>8400031
The doujinshi series. I remember fuck all about Narnia except for turkish delights.

>>8400034
Because you would have eaten her turkish delights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRDOXpTweao
I love this song.

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>>8400036
You're not wrong.

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>tfw no cake otaku into young neets
FUCK WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE MOMMY ISSUES.

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>>8400036
Mature women really are the best aren't they?

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>>8400055
I cannot argue with your logic.

>>8400053
There's at least one lolicon about, but you're probably too old for her

>>8400053
honest answer? because she neglected me in favor of her second husband who liked to abuse me when he was at work

also she used a combination of me and a bottle of wine as a replacement therapist for most of my early teen years

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>>8400071
Kill me.

>>8400071
What's too old in lolicon standards? Asking for a friend.

>>8400078
Dunno, ask a lolicon.

>>8400072
>as a replacement therapist
That's no damn good. You can't let people open up to you if it just brings the abuse flooding back. People might end up thinking you're a jerk.

>>8400078
I would say 12yo is the limit.

>>8400078
That varies widely. Boobs and pubic hair are clearly a problem, and being tall sure doesn't help. How young do you think you could pass for?

>>8400072
Rough sis, sorry to hear that.

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>>8400090
>can't let people open up to you if you never let them get close

>>8400053
>cake
Cake is old (young?) and busted, toshikoshisoba's where it's at.

>>8400109
+30 is kinda too old for me but I would do it if it's KanColle anon, or any other delicious mature woman.

My cat has passed away and now I'm crying ):

>>8400115
A sorceress can make you turkish delight, tho.

Reminder that star classification system doesn't involve when it comes to MILF's who ditched their husbands and embraced lesbianism in later age.

>>8400095
well I've been told I look 16 before

>>8400027
>that scabby nose
Stray?

>>8400128
While this is correct, there is something extra spicy to be said for the older woman who skipped the husband and focused on career while managing to make it to 37 as a virgin and you're the new intern that finally stirred something in her

>>8400128
Not much spells out commitment to an orientation like keeping your lover like a pet.

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>>8400123
RIP in peace kitty.
How long did you have your cat for?

>>8400123
Fuck, sorry to hear that anon. I lost my fluffball a couple years ago and I still cry about it sometimes.

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>>8400150
He was an old gentleman, made it into 16 years.Always cuddly and fluffly ball of fur, albait being lazy and fat
>>8400153
I know that feeling now, anon
>wish I didn't

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>>8400138
Making an impression during your internship can make your career bloom. Gotta put in that extra effort.

>>8400162
Aww. It's going to be okay, anony. He gave you 16 yrs of memories to remember him by.

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>graduated college 7 years ago
>had great job that I loved in my field
>let go for stupid bullshit reasons 2.5 weeks ago
>started sleeping most of the day
>no reason to get out of bed except to feed pets /check daily job postings online
>was planning to cut out friends so they don't have to deal with my depressive bullshit, but they haven't been contacting me anyway
>have only left the house briefly a couple times
>lost 7 pounds because eating sucks
>t f w n o g f

>>8400169
Will you stop with the avatarfagging?

>>8400180
Thanks you anon <3 And you're right, he's been been the best cat for me
>also I need a hug

>>8400136
nah, those are just spots on her skin

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>>8400115
No one's going to keep me from pursuing my career as a cat wizard, not even you.

>>8400188
Are you looking for jobs in the same field or any job in general? Don't let your health dwindle. Take this free time to pursue your hobbies or discover new ones that might interest you.

>>8400188
do you want to suicide pact with me?
we can cuddle and then kill ourselves or something.

>>8400249
The more traditional pact would be to drive off a cliff.

>>8400253
we can cuddle and then jump on the empire state building

>>8400346
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough?

>>8400353
i meant "jump off", that was a typo.
but jumping on the spike would definitely kill us.

Does anyone watch Ink Master? I'm so excited for the new season!

>>8400478
>landscape image in a portrait screencap
but why

so i went on my "date" today. i fucked it up, and even though i think my crush was maybe going to kiss me i wasn't feeling well, so i just gave her a hug.
now she wont text me back.
safe to say I ruined it again.

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>>8400485
Lmao that is a great question with no answer, here you go.

>>8400219
I'd never tracked that down before. I've been missing out, dang.

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>>8399816

I'd go to uni if I could find a degree that would get me a job that actually lets me travel around the world. As stereo-typically lame as running off and being an ESL teacher is, it's worked so far and I've done it without one in a few places for the last 3-4 years.

>>8400512
I'm in IT and I have too many work related travels.
>hate that shit

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>>8400242
Same field right now. Literally all of my work experience has been in my field, so unless I was looking at entry level gigs there wouldn't be much else I'm suited for. I'd rather sit at home being depressed while playing vidya all day than be depressed while washing dishes or getting treated like shit for minimum wage as a cashier.

>>8400249
>>8400346
Jumping from a high place was always my suicide plan, so hell, I'm game.

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>>8400510
>I've been missing out, dang.
YOU HAVE. Oddman11 is the best. Paraiso has its moments too, but not much is translated. Pretty much everything Dowman makes is either awesome, or at least strange enough to be momentarily interesting.

>tfw Mass Effect: Andromeda gets a gay romance patch and people react with "gay?! I hate this SJW bullshit"
>tfw turns you were SJW bullshit all along :(

>>8400515
well
i guess this is it then.
now i just have to get the money for a ticket to new york city.
when are we doing this?

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>plan trip to Europe with friends
>they are dating each other straight couple
>have a bad fight with friends
>more like they made any excuse to cut me out I guess because third-wheel
>going to Europe alone now
shouldhaveknownbetter.jpg

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>>8400527
Anyway, where can I pay for cute girls to hang out with me?

I guess I'm kind of over it but I don't want to be alone all the time

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>>8400527
>>8400534
I probably should have just gone to Japan, at least I can pay for girls to hug me or pretend they like me or something

I know I sound pathetic, but I just realized I have no friends

>>8400534
I mean... if you're just handing out money, I'll take a fiver.

But for real, I think traveling alone is a blast. You never have to compromise on your itinerary and do things only cause your travel companions want to and you got dragged along. You get to push yourself to be more social because you can't rely on people you know and making new friends is always good. You get to have a true sense of adventuring out on your own and asserting your independence. Basically you leave your comfort zone and grow as a person and stuff! I mean yeah, of course having friends along is fun, but Europe on your own ain't bad at all.

>>8400527
As someone else who is often the third wheel, I'm sorry your friends ditched you. This anon >>8400540 is right though, traveling alone can be awesome. I find I get less distracted when I travel alone, can pay more attention to my surroundings and have more processing power to devote to what I'm seeing.

>>8400492
>i fucked it up
why?

>>8400538
While I've never gone to into anything beyond a maid cafe, they're kinda shit actresses w. And from what I've seen of the girls pulling for hostess clubs, they're not much better. I'm not sure how much satisfaction you would have gotten. Might as well enjoy yurop, it has some pretty neat bits.

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>>8400540
I'd pay for real to be honest at this point

Thanks, anon. I have anxiety problems and I guess I'll try to "put myself out there". I'm just worried I'll be too scared to go out and/or get lost easily because I have no sense of direction and/or just feel really lonely in general.

>>8400547
Sorry you about you being in that position as well, and thank you anon

I will try to have fun and make the best out of things as best as I can

>>8400249
Hey if the other anon doesn't take you up on it, I will.

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>>8400556
Oh, well, I think some girls offer cuddle sessions - I think I would try something like that probably

>>8400561
cool.
i'm pretty serious btw, i'm getting really tired of being alive, and jumping off something high seems like it'd be much more successful than the things i've tried in the past

>>8400565
So am I. What have you tried in the past?

>>8400565
What have you tried in the past?

>>8400558
I have no sense of direction either but I think it can be a blessing while adventuring cause you get to stray off the beaten path... whether you want to or not. :D I've found tons of cool little shops and out of the way places just cause I'm a klutz. As for feeling lonely, I listen to a ton of podcasts, youtube videos, etc. Find a topic or people you like and listen in on their conversations! For me it's a good way to substitute social interactions. I'm always smiling when I'm listening to funny things, for example, and it puts me in a great mood! Audiobooks don't work for me because I feel like I have to rewind if I space out for even a minute (whereas a wandering mind while listening to someone play games on youtube = no big deal) but maybe they will work for you!

Fucking shit, my long term crush is probably gonna be long term out of my life in like 2 months, I think her absence will probably "crush" me since she's like the only person I look forward to seeing and I don't know what to do bout it cause I can't just like tell her ya know..

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>>8400558
>get lost easily because I have no sense of direction
Data. I highly recommend mobile data if you can afford it. Europe usually has decent options if you dig around a bit. I think I got a UK sim off amazon the last time I went: a gig of data for a month and free roaming to other countries. It was like 15-20£ or something?

>and/or just feel really lonely in general.
Take pictures. Shitpost here. Keep a journal.

Whatever you do, don't beat yourself up over your anxiety. I pretty much always have to walk past a restaurant or cafe three times before I can go in alone, but fuck it! I'll walk past three times if I need to. I've had some really delicious food from places that it took me an hour to work up the courage to go into. I have had to take "break days" where I stay in all day and recharge. Don't let the goddamn anxiety win.

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>>8400570
Thank you for the good advice, anon. I will try to make the best out of my situation. I often watch twitch streams or have them open in the background to feel less lonely too

>>8400538
Alone together, etc.

>>8400527
What was the fight over?

>>8400579
Oh I'm so happy to hear that! Being alone in Europe is a potentially great situation and I hope you do make the best of it!!
Speaking of feeling less lonely, have you considered joining the Discord?

>>8400569
>>8400568
(didn't work because I was a dumb kid who didn't do it right) carbon monoxcide poisoning, "hanging" with a belt , getting hit by a car, plastic bag over head
(didn't work cause I was cheap and/or didn't do it right) helium inhalation, fentanyl.
theres been other stuff too, but its not worth talking about

>>8400587
Great Britain's greatest prime minister.

>>8400594
>getting hit by a car
dude

>>8400594
Wow, how did you manage to fuck up killing yourself that bad that many times?

>>8400597
>walk out into moving traffic
>get hit by car
>collapse and be dazed
>car wasn't going very fast
>go to hospital
>"its a miracle, but you're unharmed, what happened? did a car run a red light?"
>>haha, yeah doc....
>>8400599
i'm stupid, or god really hates me and wants me to suffer. I was also a miracle birth or something as a baby, I should have died but somehow I was born okay.
meh.
lets not discuss this anymore thanks.

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>>8400577
Didn't know I could get that online - thanks anon

I'll try to take pictures and eat nice food and stuff... Just feel bad about sitting in a restaurant and no one to talk to for example I guess and I'm too scared to just talk to anyone

>>8400583
What do you mean?

>>8400587
One of them smokes, I'm sensitive to cigs to the point that I cough for hours and can't sleep if inhale too much which usually is when someone smokes near me indoors, so I asked if they could smoke outside since we'll be indoors together or in their own room but not during my sleep hours- they insisted on not ever doing that because they won't enjoy their vacation 100% - their chance to be alone I guess so we'll just go separately

>>8400588
Thanks and I'm in the Discord server already

>>8400599
There's a reason professionals cost so much.

>>8400554
>why?
idk why, I've been really depressed lately, and I didn't think she was interested, so the fact that she may have been caught me off guard

Why are Indians so damn ugly and obese? I mean those peoples seem to lack qt's

>>8400614
Like.. Pajeet or Pocahontas? Context.

>>8400608
Ya dun goofed. You should have just let her kiss you.

>>8400617
IT support country

>>8400618
yeah but she didn't. i think she wanted me to kiss her.
this shit is really painful, i think i'm just going to text her and tell her i have a crush on her and hope that i'm not being awkward because of it

>>8400619
Oh.. yeah they're just bad genes or something I think. I dated a native American qt once upon a time... she had tightest little body ever hgngng. Good very drunk times.

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>>8400604
>Just feel bad about sitting in a restaurant and no one to talk to for example I guess
You can fuck around on your phone or read a book, then you'll be less likely to notice anyone staring. I think it helps a bit if you just decide it's nothing to be ashamed of. Because it really isn't. Even if you fuck up and make an ass of yourself (and are panicking wildly at the time) it makes a good story later. I accidentally ordered three group-sized dishes when eating alone once (I didn't speak the local language and I thought they were tapas-sized!). I didn't want to waste food so I ate everything, I kinda thought I was going to die. The waitress was laughing her ass off, but who cares. It was *really good food*.

I can't help you with talking to people though, I stopped doing that after I found too many people wanted to be friends. I don't want to be friends, I want to have this one conversation and never see each other again, thanks.

I hate hotels.

i'm going to israel to get a tall sexy wife like wonder woman
who else is coming?

>>8400635
>jews
anon do you forget where you are?

>>8400638
>>8400638
>anon do you forget where you are?
yeah sometimes i do desu

>>8400604
Your friends are dicks.

>>8400635
I went on a birthright trip to Israel- lots of gay guys in my group, no gay girls. Tel Aviv does have its own Pride parade though!

>tfw no jewish gf

>>8400588
>>8400604
>tfw the discord makes you feel lonelier

>>8400664
Why does it make you feel lonelier?

>>8400647
I wish i had enough jewish blood to go on a birthright trip, my grandfather was jewish but i doubt thats enough

>>8400675
that outsider feel senpai

>>8400677
You should apply. They're really liberal with who they allow to go. I think that is enough if you play it up a bit. Like talk about the influence your grandpa had on you (or make that part up) and say that you really want to connect with your Jewish roots and etc. At worst, you've wasted twenty minutes filling out a form. At best (and I think you have a realistic shot) you have an all expenses paid trip to another country.

>>8400679
What makes you feel like an outsider?

>>8400664
>every once in awhile think about joining the discord
>remember I'm a semi-public person and not out professionally
>go back to anonposting my gayness here

life

>>8400696
i don't know just that feeling of not fitting in
nevermind let's not talk about this

>>8400679
Yeah I get that, it feels intimidating to try and break in to the core clique. Nothing wrong with the fact that they mostly talk to just each other but the convos don't feel like a "group activity" sometimes. I just want to make fraaands. :(

>>8400699
If by semi-public person you mean internet fame, you could make a new handle for the chat. And if you're not a gamer or whatever, no one will know your nickname on Discord.

>>8400699
You famous, anon?

>>8400699
>>8400702
Yeah it's not like there's video or anything?

>>8400690
oh!
well okay, its totally worth a shot.
what is the website btw?

>>8400711
https://www.birthrightisrael.com/
Here ya go!

>>8400702
its more the hassle of swapping accounts all the time yknow? I use discord for work, all my friends, nearly all my communication save twitter and texts.

>>8400716
Can't you run multiple instances or use two different clients (thick/browser)? Though I guess you run the risk of typing into the wrong window.

anyone wanna go shopping with me??

>>8400726
Only if we buy underwear
>I need new knickers

>>8400727
that reminds me of messing around in VS with my ex.. those were the days.

>>8400722
I have another account logged in in my browser, it works well for me.

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>>8400716
You could do the thing people often do with porn where they use a different browser. So you'd be logged in to your alt account on whatever browser you don't normally use and wouldn't need to keep logging in and out. Idk just a thought.
>I use discord for work
Ooh so you are a gamer! Neat!
Can you recommend some funny female gamers to watch? Not trying to sus out your identity, genuinely asking.

>have discord downloaded for the longest
>haven't joined a group or made any friends because I'm a pussy
>only use it when random players on league want to voice chat for that match
>match ends then they leave forever
I fucking hate myself.
Also, where is >clg anon?

>be a straight (attracted to males) transwoman
>best friend irl is a cis lesbian
>go online
>lesbians here are basically calling for the genocide of all trannies
What's up with that???

>>8400727
sure i need new bras and shit too. as long as you stick around when i spend hours trying everything on i'll do the same for you

>>8400734
idk I don't really watch many streams, and when I do they're typically men.. its like you stream for X hours and then you wanna go watch more? no thanks

All this discord talk is making me kind of miss it, but not enough to go recover my password (probably been kicked for inactivity anyway). Hello to all you lovelies from anonymous.

I'm sorry if this is a dumb question but are there any common social faux pas in the discord? Like do newbies join and all do the same tiring shit? I'm paranoid about annoying people in there.

>>8400742
Are you the German anon that used to play pro?

>>8400751
Nope but lesbehonest here
>female
>pro player
>pick one and only one

It's not because we can't.. its just that none of us will be autistic enough to do that.

>>8400754
I think you may be underestimating the autism in this thread.

>>8400756
Nonono, I mean that even the most driven female player just.. won't play as much as the pros. No woman will just wake up, eat, work out, practice for 14 hours, and repeat.

I went to work in black jeans and I'm pretty sure some /clg NEET has been looking at my ass. Which one of you dykes is stalking me?

>>8400758
Never say never anon, never say never.

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>>8400036
>tfw no qt to eat my turkish delights right now
why even live

>tfw no turkish gf

>>8400802
I've never had Turkish delight but I've wanted it since I read that Narnia book like 12 years ago.

>tfw no turkish delight mama

>>8400822
I was disappointed when I finally had one.

Is it awkward when you spread your legs and girl sees your asshole and vagina?

>>8400837
no tranner, its not awkward to have a vagina

>>8400842
>everyone who annoys me must be a tranner
seriously?

>>8400842
Don't even try.

>>8400848
Welcome to clg! You've earned the "Accused of Being a Tranner" badge! There are tons more FUN badges you can earn by interacting with other posters here, let's see what you can unlock!

I love cheetos

>No woman
Why do women constantly get underestimated in gaming?
https://www.polygon.com/2016/6/21/11996752/blizzard-overwatch-zarya-cheating
>>8400822
>>8400834
Are you me?

>>8400878
Damn, gaming comment was reply to >>8400758

>>8400815
>>8400825
You can share me, I'm a pale white Turk with a brushy monobrow.

>>8400878
I wonder how many children worldwide have been disappointed by Turkish delights not living up to the hype.

>>8400886
It really depends on where you get it from. Like 85% of Turkish delight is plastic bulllshite. You have to get it from the authentic candystores/bakeries where they produce their delights in-house.

>>8400886
>tfw watch videos on Turkish delight because I'm hoping I'll get to taste some someday.

>>8400889
Order some online! This is an attainable goal friendo.

>>8400888
Well at this point in my life I don't even really like sweets, so I'm sure not trekking all the way to Turkey for some.

>>8400892
Every time someone says "friendo" I picture the seal dude from Saga.

>>8400896
Yeah, it's not worth it. Food can never be the only reason to travel to 1 specific country. But if you ever happen to be in Istanbul, remember my advice. Buy the expensive kind.

>tfw Sesame Street is grooming future babydykes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Beii01AX0&feature=youtu.be

>>8400899
>Food can never be the only reason to travel to 1 specific country
I beg to differ. But I will take your other advice.

>>8400915
Yeah, I get that some people would, but food has never been my number 1 priority in life. However, pussy is.

>>8400915
>>8400918
Go there for food, stay for the pussy

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>>8400923
Excellent idea.

day six
>grill guy took four smoke breaks last night
>cravings hit me super hard and I ended up eating a whole bag of mcflurry mini m&ms
I feel gross

>>8401008
Girl, start buying some gum to chew on

>>8401008
>either smoking or eating a whole bag of mcflurry mini m&ms
Yes you are gross indeed.

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>>8399825
Casual reminder that Peeps and peeps-poster are two different people.

Anyhoo. Going to sleep now. Enjoy these two qts doing some learning.

>>8401017
it was an already open bag, over the course of six hours
>>8401013
yana says I should get vape, but shit gives me heartburn

>>8401038
gum and nic patches

>>8401049
>nic patches
Nooo
I'm trying to keep it out of my system

>>8401099
Then keep eating junk food and enjoy being even grosser

> Tfw gf is addicted to overwatch and gets mad because I don't like it
I'm just not good at it, and it doesn't interest me.. I keep trying it but ugh

>>8401099
It's if you struggle, you use it sparingly and then less and less till you can quit completely. It's better than getting fat or smoking again.

>>8401135
My gf plays and I don't. She's reasonable, we play other games together instead.

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>>8401099
Sheer power of will. People are always trying to run away from their negative emotions when they should be harnessing them. Feel the cravings and know that you are in control of your body, not the other way around. You will face those feelings. Permit them to pass over you and through you. And when it is gone you will turn the inner eye to see it's path. Where the desire has gone there will be nothing. Only you will remain.

Yeah, I've been mixing drinks, what of it?

>>8401099
I'm glad I never got into that. My mother stayed thin forever but it took her 10 years to kick the smoking habit.
>>8401167
Iron will, golden victory

Gay men do not deserve long term happiness.

For the longest time, you guys were suicidal, the only way you could survivor yourselves was a beard, but even that would eventually fail.

The reason is that you're still a male and still built to have a long lasting relationship with a female, but your hormones and upbringing fucked you up which lead to your sexual attraction to males.

You're built to be complimented by a female, but you cannot main relationships with them (obviously, not your fault really). You're like a machine with the wrong voltage, unable to perform where you fit and unable to fit where you perform.

Essentially, when we were apes, we were aggressive, child-killing, mass raping fuck heads. We adapted monogamy and for the surviving branches of our species, that means living and functioning with a woman.

The only naturally occuring role for a gay man is the beta, the non-mating hanger-by that would normally be waiting to one up the alpha nearby. You have no desire to do this, so you just pity fuck each other and try to form pseudo-bonding.

It's similar for lesbians, however they are able to form long lasting 'partnerships', they believe these to be bonding, but in reality they are just the remnants of harem instincts, when multiple women would live together under a male. It just as much an illusion as monogamous, long term gay men (and the stats prove it) it just appears a bit easier and better for them from the outside.

You guys are cool, but honestly, forming 'fake' relationships with women are your only hopes. I really feel like gay men and lesbians should pair up and just find sexual gratification outside of this.

>>8399798
I wish I could get drunk with Delinquent.

>>8400512
How's life as an ESL? A friend of mine worked in Asia for a year as one, in between Highschool and College. It seems like a pretty cool experience and I'm fluent in several languages, so I was considering doing it for a while as well.

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>>8400716
>its more the hassle of swapping accounts all the time yknow?
It's possible (and advisable) to run one operating system inside another, and run all of your secret life applications inside of the second virtualized OS. This eliminates the need to switch accounts and such, and goes a long way towards mitigating tracking via system profiling. It's also possible to do this w/ 3D games, but a much bigger hassle.

>>8401324
>not running multiple PCs
plebes

>>8400734
>Can you recommend some funny female gamers to watch?
Not her, but only skinnedteen and thethiliacraft come to mind in that category. I suppose shiva_goddess has her moments too. There aren't many funny streamers, let alone ones with vaginas.

>>8401205
Its alright. Lately its been tough finding work that's not teaching kids, and I can put on a good face but I'd really rather be working with adults. If you like kids, you'll probably really enjoy it. It can get pretty monotonous sometimes, but I think that's more me than the job, I don't like doing the same thing for too long. That's why I tend to move to another country every year or so. I get bored easily. I definitely recommend trying it for a year or so, see if you like it. Even if you don't you can make some pretty decent money in some places and get to see a country in a very interesting way.

this is embarrassing but kinda idk funny maybe. whenever i makeout with my gf, eat my gf's pussy, or her ass, if its more than a little bit of time, my tummy starts rumbling because my mouth and tongue are moving but my stomach is going 'wheres the food?' and we often have to take breaks for food because my gut won't shut up and its mood killing. i was a virgin before i met her so i didn't know this was a thing

does anyone else get this?

>>8401205
>>8401386
You could become a certified translator. Then it's possible to travel for work. Or be able to work from home anywhere.

>>8401389
>eat ass
>and then gf's ass show you wheres the food

>>8399895
I dunno but it's very awesome looking!

>>8399788
I can't wait to graduate and get out of my hometown! (Sadly I still have a couple years left)

>>8401186
>golden victory
Is this a pee pun?

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>>8400594
>fentanyl
Try high quality nembutal. Don't buy from Chinese, it's shit. I heard Mexican one is good enough to do the job. Also don't be afraid to overdose, that's what you should do and it isn't painful so don't be afraid.

Has any of you seen the movie AWOL, and hwat do you think of it?

One year til I graduate with BS in biology. Hoping to work either for APHIS or US Fish and Wildlife or a private hunting ranch.

>>8401548
What's wrong with your hometown?

What subjects do lesbians do at uni?

My gf never got a college degree because strict asian parents wouldn't let her go to college unless it was a degree they approved of.

She really wants to go to college now, but it's so expensive in the US. I had hoped that if we got married and she got permanent residency in my country, she'd be able to study in her homecountry and receive financial support from my country.

>>8401386
>If you like kids, you'll probably really enjoy it.

I don't, unfortunately, and would also prefer teaching adults. People in their late teens would be alright I guess, I could imagine teaching at a Highschool for example.

>get to see a country in a very interesting way.

That's my main motivation. Also being able to travel in a relatively easy way. A year would be around the time I'd like to try it for, as well.

Are there any ESL teacher programmes you would recommend?

>>8401413
Might be an option, I feel like it would make me focus too much on translation work though. I don't want to work as a translator full-time for several years.

>>8401548
>tfw disliked my hometown so much that I moved to another city during my Bachelor's

>>8401720
Based on my uni: English Studies.

>>8401720
Male ones.

>>8401720
Something useless, following by a somewhat more useful MBA.
>>8401750
Weird, Asians I know are usually very insistent on college. She could do a cheap community college then transfer to uni. I think she'd qualify for financial aid but it'd be based on what support you could provide too.
>>8401753
I don't think there's a career you can establish without working full-time for a few years. At least translation lets you pick and choose after you do get established. But if you don't need a steady paycheck, I guess why worry.

>>8401973
>Asians I know are usually very insistent on college
d/a, but I have a friend whose parents insisted on being able to dictate her major. She went along with what they wanted though.

>>8401750
What did she want to study and which degrees did her parents approve of?

>>8402006
What did they pick and what would she have preferred?

>>8402062
STEM, she wanted to do a specific arts program.

>>8402074
Her parents did her a favor and saved her from debt.

>>8402080
Except she never used it to get a job. She spent several years doing work in the field she actually cared about, then went back to school for something completely different.

>>8402102
If she was already working in arts why did she go back to school?

>>8402126
Cause she found something she wanted to study.

>>8402139
does she know there is literally nothing stopping her from just walking into the classroom and listening to lectures?

>>8402151
If the class is small enough they catch you and kick you out.

>>8402174
they literally never do.. like ever

>>8402180
lmao yes they do, I have been kicked out.
Had another near miss where I had to lie and say I was on the waiting list.

>>8402174
Where I live you're perfectly allowed to stay and listen to lectures because universities are public places.

>>8402180
If it's a public university they can't even kick her out unless she's disrupting the class. If it's a private uni she will get kicked out if caught.

>>8402192
>>8402196
I have no idea what the official legal stance is here, but I wouldn't have taken them to court over it either way.

>>8402188
>I have been kicked out.
How did it happen?

How did the time you lied go?

>>8402192
I don't think that's how public places work.

>>8401720
I'm doing comp sci, but a lot of lesbians in my uni seem to be pretty spread out between languages, law/business and social sciences

>croix is not real
>you will never fuck young croix
>cake croix will never fuck you
Why even live seriously. I will just kill myself.

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>>8402261
wew wrong thread, but I guess it's not out of place here.

>>8402238
I just got asked to leave, so I did.
The time I lied, I got to stay but I didn't go back for long after that since that damn teacher took attendance every class. In university.

>>8402260
T R A N N E R
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>>8402272
Couldn't you just ask permission from the professors to stay and listen to the lecture? That's what people at my uni would do if they wanted to sit in.

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>>8402270
Finally almost caught up on that since we got behind in February, haven't watched 21 or 22 yet.

Enjoyed the Utena movie homage in 17, even if it was weirdly forced and the episode was kinda nonsense.

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>>8402367
Episode 17 existed solely to show reverse trap Amanda and I'm fine with that.

>>8402341
I wasn't enrolled at the uni and was concerned they'd make me register to audit.

>>8402373
>reverse traps are fine
>traps are gross
What did clg mean by this?

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>>8402389
It means we like pussy and not dick, friend.

>>8402395
But guys who like traps are gynephilic. So shouldn't girls who like reverse traps be androphilic, or AAP?

>>8402373
Yeah that was pretty good, suited (hah) her.

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>>8402404
>guys who like traps are gynephilic

>>8402404
They're GAMP.

>>8402395
but why want pussy from someone who looks like a boy?!

>>8401690
It's just it's not huge so little selection of lesbian, and I've lived here my whole life
>>8401753
I wish I'd left. I should have but I was in a bad place when I started so I didn't want to move away from supports.
Also lucky, I'm an English major, and at my uni all the lesbians are in STEMS or life sci.

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>>8402439
Because she doesn't look like a boy under those clothes, and because cute girls in male clothes are extra cute and handsome.

>>8402439
It's the juxtaposition that makes it hot, doofus

>>8402464
t. bi

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>>8402480
t. retard who thinks clothes actually have a sex

>>8402487
>she doesn't look like a boy under those clothes
>so she does with them
>cute girls in male clothes are extra cute and handsome
>and handsome

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>>8402511
>so she does with them
She doesn't have to, but if she does and I know it's actually a girl that's fine. On the other hand, if a person looks like a girl but I know it's a male it's just a turn-off.

>ha doesn't like cool girls
What a faglord.

>>8402464
>>8402522
That outfit was so enormously gay.

>>8402522
>it's still lesbian as long as I know it's really a female
The exact mirror of the "it's not gay if it looks like a girl" traplovers.

Who are also bi.

>cool
"handsome"

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>>8402522
>ignoring the maiden's heart

>>8402545
>maiden

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>>8402536
It's because Diana is enormously gay.

>>8402538
>The exact mirror of the "it's not gay if it looks like a girl" traplovers.
What? It's totally different. Trapshitters suck dicks and say it's not homo as long as it's a feminine cock. They are fine with male-tier flat chests and skinny male physique in general. If I was in bed with something that seemed female but without clothes it's pretty much a dude I would definitely be grossed out. That I like reverse traps is more of a clothes fetish than the idea that I'm fucking a dude with vagina or something, I'm not a FtM chaser, they are gross as shit too.

Cool girls are handsome.

>>8402538
>The exact mirror of the "it's not gay if it looks like a girl" traplovers.
No dude, it's the opposite. It would be like saying "it's not hetero because the trap has a dick".
Fuck me for replying to a troll though.

>>8402577
>I like reverse traps
>clothes fetish
Jesus fucking christ

>Bachelor of Science in Graphic Arts Technology
>Applied for 50 jobs a week after graduating
>After 9 months of "no" I lost all self-confidence, didn't get out of bed anymore and was ready to check out.
>Lost 25 kg during my depression.
>Brother lifts me out of bed and tells me I should get out of this hellish country since I've never been happy here.
>Apply for a job abroad.
>Hired immediately.

>>8402660
What jobless hellhole were you in?

>>8402577
>It's because Diana is enormously gay.
Yes, it's very good.

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>>8402644
Well, fine, it's both. I like cute girls who like like boys. Why? I don't really know, but I do know I'm not attracted to them if it turns out they are males. I think it's only 2D, even, because 3D bulldykes are disgusting.
>tfw no cute reverse trap gf to fuck the shit out of her until she turns into a submissive sobbing mess
Anyone signs up?

>>8402675
Do you have low self esteem?

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>>8402672
You should hurry up and watch the newest episodes, she's become more dere towards Akko.

>>8402684
I don't think so.

>>8402660
>needing a man to rescue you

>tfw 98% in this thread is dykes, butches and ftm

>>8402690
Damn there is some choice fanart out there.

>>8402670
Sweden.

Basically the reasons I was told was "You don't live in this city, and housing is hard to find you know.", "You don't have any experience." (Literally have 8 years of studies and 2 years professional experience), "You weren't right for the company.". Sweden also gives tax breaks to companies who hire long-time jobless people so they skip ahead regardless of skill/education/experience, since they are cheaper and the state will compensate for any training.

I've noticed that abroad they really go for passion foremost and secondly how skilled you are. And there is no doubt about my skills. Also, I'm considered unique here because the clean Scandinavian style is not as common.

>>8402702
>Hating men this hard.

>>8402739
Hm, yeah it's kind of ridiculous how tough it is in some places.
Meanwhile where I am in the US, there are constantly open positions, half my coworkers are out within 2-3 years for a better paying job, and I work a lot with incompetent people because they figure it's better to hire a half-wit than keep leaving job openings.
>searched "Graphic Art Technology" on job engine
>58 open results within 15 miles of me
>more than half pay over 60K
I'm not even in a hotspot like Silicon Valley or Seattle.

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Are you religious? Not necessarily all the going to church/temple/mosque/etc, but do you hold religious beliefs?

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>>8402721
I doubt there are any FtM here, as all of them are deluded fujoshit that like males.

>>8402731
There is a shitton of Diana/Akko fanart.

>>8401973
>I don't think there's a career you can establish without working full-time for a few years.

True. ESL teaching I'd just do to test it out though, at least for now. To gain some experience instead of actually trying to make a career out of it.

>>8402451
>I should have but I was in a bad place when I started so I didn't want to move away from supports.

I was in kind of a bad place myself, which in my case is the exact reason I moved. But I didn't have any supports anyway so that didn't keep me from doing it.
I took an English Studies module, and everyone in those classes is so gay. It's not my major though.

>>8402739
Wow, didn't know it was that tough to find jobs in Sweden. Where are you moving, if you don't mind me asking?

>>8402771
There is 48 open positions in entire Sweden that can be picked up by the national job database currently (however there are more if you look at company pages, but then you also have find and keep checking the pages every day). I believe there is at least 20 graphic design schools and every single year 25–60 students graduate per school. Every interview I went to in Sweden they had at least 300 applicants (some closed their applications after hitting 100).

So yeah, Sweden's job market is hell, unless you are becoming a teacher or nurse – we seriously lack those. But their pay is shit as well.

>>8402773
My parents are observing Jews but I don't really worship.

>>8402804
L O N D O N
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But will probably go to Paris or Hong Kong after a year or two. The company that hired me got offices all over the world, and I love traveling. A lot of the people here change offices, but remain in the company. Which is what I plan to exploit to the fullest.

>>8402807
>gf is in France
>looked for lawyer jobs in the entire region
>0 results

>>8402807
You're right to leave. Where will you be moving to?

>>8402838
Awe.. Lawyers are hot though.

>>8402847
London. Happy about that as I already got three friends from Sweden living there, only a 2-hour flight to go back to Sweden for any holidays and Swedes reputation is damn solid on the job market.

>>8402871
Are you worried about Brexit?

>>8402880
I was, but there is still 2 years left until something seriously can happen and this business rarely cares about anything political or even financial. UK and Sweden got a good relationship, I believe the UK is Sweden's second largest importer so I'm pretty certain Sweden and UK will work out a nice deal together. And if not, I'll just change offices.

Hey suicide anons, anyone wanna kys with me?

A couple weeks ago I spent like all day crying because I weighed myself and I was the heaviest I've ever been... went on a crash diet and started exercising a bit and lost 8 pounds since then!! Granted I was on my period at the time and now I'm not so some of the weight loss is probably due to my normal menstrual cycle but still!!!

Gonna continue to lose weight! Done with the crash diet but still going to maintain a calorie deficit and etc. I just want to be cute :')

>>8403105
That's a great start, keep it up. I'm trying to stick to 1200 cal/day diet to slowly trim down. Don't want to overdo it and fail.

>>8403097
Yes pls. Can we kiss first though? I wanna know what kissing feels like before offing myself.

>>8403138
Spoiler: oral sex feels much better than kissing does. You're gonna kill yourself before knowing what it feels like? Kek.

>>8403161
Bonus spoiler: oral sex with your loving wife in your getaway cabin feels even better

You gonna give that up?

>>8403123
Ahh thank yooou! Do you have an approved list of foods or are you eating anything as long as you're at 1200 cal?
I just got a food scale delivered today so hopefully that will help me keep track of my calories when I'm cooking for myself at home.

>>8403138
We can hold hands.

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>>8403201
DELET THIS

How many regular posters of /clg/ are femmes
everyone else leave

>Netsuzou Trap is an anime now
I wish whoever is responsible is going to kill themselves

>>8403231
I'm a femme but mistaken for a butch because I have short hair. But I dress and act femme.

>>8403234
Not sure YH could survive without its batshit editor-in-chief, but that would be fine as long as 2DK, G-pen gets a new home.

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are "lesbians" on 4chan necessarily weeb shit or that is just the traps intruding?
Like do you ever have an another interest in your life than fapping on poorly drawn female kids? like Jesus that is not even kawaii like you seems to think.

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>>8403317
It's going to be 10 minutes long episodes too. Fucking lol.

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>>8403360
nevermind, I'm just baiting.

>>8402439
I kinda like reverse traps myself. It's like surprise pussy.

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>>8403367
Gonna be a hot mess, I hope it's terrible enough to be fun.

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>>8403367
Post more qt azns.

>>8403380
*'bating :^)

>>8403451
This girl looks weirdly like what would happen if I had a kid with my old (female) roommate. I am uncomfortable.

>>8403470
I-Is your old roommate single?
Also maybe she stole your eggs back then, raised your kid in secret, and that's the true reason she moved out.

>>8403479
No, married with kids.
Her kid did take an unusual liking to me though, normally children are scared of me but not that one. Highly suspicious.

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>>8403498
Well Anon, all signs point to that kid being yours. Be prepared to pay money for it until the day you die. And don't miss turning it gay.

>>8403615
>turning it gay
They live on the other side of the country, but I'm pretty sure its mom still has several of my gay chinese cartoon books. I'll have to rely on those to do the job for me.

>>8403186
Not a strict list, no, it's portion control. I am reducing carbs most and trying to cut out anything like fast food that I think may have a lot of additives and chemicals. My theory is many of those will add something that will increase your appetite.

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>tfw asians are the real masterrace

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The original The Thing is a good movie, desu.

>>8404138
Agreed, I've rewatched it many times.

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>>8404133
Truly. If you're a lesbian and don't like East Asians you're not gay.

What are good places to meet girls, online and IRL?

>>8404184
Ehh.

>>8404219
Lesbian chat rooms such as here.