Cis LesGen

>>8404389
>tfw gay
>tfw love the smell of straight man poo

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On a scale of 1 to Toshinou Kyouko, how high are the chances of Akarin being a stealth homo?

>>8404420
0

Akarin is asexual.

>>8404420
>>8404441
who is she?

and who is Toshinou Kyouko

>>8404389
I've never seen Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

>>8404420
What are the chances of TOSHINOU KYOUKO raping Chinatsu and Chinatsu liking it?

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>>8404441
Well, she isn't tainted by dick then. Pure waifu cuddles by Akarin when

>>8404480
She's an actress and model, who became famous as an idol. Toshinou Kyouko is a gay tomato.

>>8404485
They'd probably both wish for a threesome with best waifu.

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>>8404507
>They'd probably both wish for a threesome with best waifu.
I hope you're talking about Yui senpai.
[spoiler]We all know that best YRYR waifu is Nadeshiko, though.[/spoiler]

>cis lesbian
>jojo

hmmmm....

/clg/ if you were going to have kids with your future (or current) wifey would you want to carry or prefer to have her do it?

>>8404559
Her because I can't get pregnant.

If I could I would.

tfw trans lesgen is dead because it was so inactive

>>8404593
It wasn't really a trans lesgen. It was just a second lesgen for the OP because she didn't like clg and wanted her own discord. Once she had buddies for that she didn't need the thread any more.

>clg

>>8404589
Tranny alert

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>>8404507
>Toshinou Kyouko is a gay tomato.
Fuck I spit my tea.

>>8404602
when is she coming back I wanna be in on the discord. someone get me out of this hellhole.

>>8404640
>someone get me out of this hellhole.
Certainly >>8404644

We can make a new discord there.

>>8404652
But i'm not trans. I don't fit into a trans lesgen but I'm too shy to do a voice interview with the mods here and I live with a lot of people and they would be unhappy if I was talking out loud in my room.

>>8404661
>Cis girls welcome too.
And I guarantee there won't be voice tests.

>>8404652
Heavy Rotation is hands-down the worst thing *48 has ever perpetrated and now it's going to be stuck in my head for a month REEEEEE

>>8404607
Forgot your picture.

>>8404683
It can't be the worst if the MV is gay.

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>>8404559
If she really wants a kid it must be adoption. If she wants a bio kid she can fuck off.

>>8404847
Yes, it can. It's just that awful. Even the vegetable juice advert was better.

>>8404856
Gold star is that important to you?

>>8404869
No, you're exaggerating.

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>>8404874
Yes, but gold star stuff aside it's incredibly selfish and unethical to give more people an existence.

>>8404875
I am NOT.

>>8404895
Please back up your opinion with subjective arguments as to why you dislike the song so much.

>>8404602
is she really gone? I liked those threads. Does anyone have her discord?

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>>8404661
>I'm too shy to do a voice interview with the mods
iktf

>>8404905
The MV is skeevy beyond the usual idol industry skeev with little or no camp to water it down. The color palettes and outfits in it are all fugly too. The rest of my seething hate comes from the slow chafe of something you already dislike being overplayed and referenced excessively often.

Hey guys,

any girl want a cover bf? I am 6'3 blonde male phd student and get along with tom boys. i live in dc

>>8404956
Well the MV is gay so I don't have a problem. The song is extremely sticky and that's my only complain.

>>8404559
i'd prefer to do it, but i cant.
ideally we'd each do one and switch off

>>8404963
The MV isn't "gay", it's about peeping on a male-fantasy version of a pajama party. It's not even pretending to be anything except empty service for voyeurs.

>>8404652
>>8404661
the thing is that, calling it trans lesgen opens it up to way too much transision focused discussion, and that drowns out everything else.
inclusive lesgen is much better, but it just moves slowly.
why can someone else just replace the second lesgen that is now a private discord?

>>8404960
>having a beard in 2017

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>>8404986

>>8404986
trust me, you're going to regret not raising a child with a father

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>>8404982
Looks plenty gay to me, whiny homolord.

Survey time!

1. Your ethnicity
2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
3. Do you need a spanking?
4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
6. Are you a slut?
7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?

>>8404984
That's all it ever was, it was made to be a private discord from the start, and now she's got that the OP is letting it die.

>>8404997
Yeah because when girls kiss each other at normie parties to get the boys all riled up that's totally gay right?

>>8404960
>i live in dc
For heavens sake why?

>>8405005
work for the nih :(

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>>8405004
>pajama party equals normie slut party with drinks and males
wew

>>8405001
Why don't you subhumans make new generals then? It ain't that hard is it?

>>8404960
Yeah because it's so hard being out in dc

t. out lesbian in DC

>>8405015
It's the same kind of "gay", regardless of setting.
And.
That is not a pajama party!!!
Real pajama parties don't look like that!!!

>>8405016
>you subhumans
:/

>>8405024
its hard. i live in bethesda. there are benefits to having a male in your life. i just want a tomboy gf. i dont care if you go to girls

>>8405031
>emotes
Proving my point here, bishitter.
Go make your fucking tranny-bishit thread. Hopefully the weebs go back there.

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>>8405030
What, did you think I would know what a real pajama party looks like. I don't even care if it's fake. The MV is gay, thus it's good in my book.

>>8405032
It's so easy-mode being out and gay in DC.
And, there are more straight women then men in DC and a million gay men, so I don't even want to think what a loser you have to be not to find someone on your own.

>>8405015
A pajama party is a nice idea though.

>>8405037
oh look, it's the weeb=trans meme
>go back
weebs were here before you

>>8405032
>there are benefits to having a male in your life.
[citation needed]

>>8405040
i must be utter detritus. i really dont know whats wrong with me that i dont have a gf.

>>8405058
trying to find a lesbian girlfriend on a chinese imageboard might be part of it

So during highschool I thought I was asexual and open about it, but realized later on I was gay and never bothered correcting anyone because it's too much effort. One of my friends outted me as asexual in front of a cute girl I met under kinda weird circumstances which I sorta corrected sorta lied (as yeah I used to identify as asexual, but I'm now not really sure what my sexuality is lol) when the friend left and cute girl asked me what the whole asexual thing is about with friend's sister-in law present. I told the friend later one on one not to tell people that I'm asexual but she brushed me off saying that all her friends (she has lot more friends than me) accept tumblr bullshit and it's not that big of a deal.

So I only have one friend group and I'm sure if I told one of my friends in it that I was gay that everyone would eventually know and I don't wanna deal with possibility of being outed even though all my friends are okay with gays and some are bi themselves.

>>8405047
I never said weeb=tranny. I simply said the sudden influx of weebshit is due to the other "inclusive" thread disappearing. Look at all these weebposters and tell me they don't sound like cancerous teenagers role-playing girls. Observe:

>>8404389
>so imagine you're in the world of jojo's bizarre adventure. Imagine you have a stand. Ready? What is your stands name, what is the battle cry (if it has one), what is it's power, and (This is most important) how do you use your stand abilities to be a good lesbian???

>>8404960
I find that hard to believe. What's your PhD?

>>8405039
Well they don't look like that.
There are shades of grey between authentic homo and pure fanservice, but this is deep in fanservice territory.

>>8405075
So what? Plenty of things are, doesn't stop me from enjoying them.

>>8405073
immunotherapy of cancer. also in medical school

i dont want a normie girl that screws chad, i want a loyal woman that disregards men

>>8405072
there was weebshit on mon and tues, inclusive thread was still up then, that's not even correlation much less causation

i think you've spent too much time on 4chan, you don't seem to know what nerdy females act like outside here

>>8405090
fuck off Make

>>8405090
>i want a loyal woman
So much for not wanting a girlfriend. No wonder you couldn't answer >>8405057

>>8405078
It lacks any emotional substance, how can you find it filling???

>>8405037
I'm not bi...

>>8405094
Ok so before anon was saying weebs were here before normies. Now anon is saying that weeb behavior is normie. It doesn't matter if that shit exists on anime forums. It's still a huge turn off for both people interested in weebshit and people who aren't.

>>8405105
there was no question. i cant find sources to cite. perhaps there is no benefit and i deserve my isolation

I'm at the gym at 12 am and I genuinely think the other people here are all gay. Maybe trying to get hot for Pride in two weeks?

>>8405122
how often do you go to the gym?

>>8405116
right because there's definitely only one kind of weeb and anyone not on 4chan is a normie

glad you're around to speak for all weebs

>>8405118
About 80-90% of women are straight. About 3-5% of women are lesbian. Rest being bi/bicurious You probably work for or associated with NIH, you should know these stats.
Which means no one here has any pity for your >tfw no gf because we have it much harder than you can even imagine.
Stop being an embarrassment and go back to /r9k/.

>>8405109
I don't, but it's not bad for fanservice.

>>8405047
I am a weeb tranner.

>I bought both the old SWTOR games this morning for $20
>don't know yet if I'll come to regret it

Never played them, but I hear good things
>as well as bad
It's not like I need the money for cigarettes anymore

>>8405166
First is best, don't listen to anyone who tries to tell you that the second is better because they are WRONG.

>>8405164
congrats, idgaf, just sayin it's not 1:1

>>8405153
>3-5% lesbian
boy, you are wrong.
you do have my pity, which is why I am acknowledging your situation and offering to be a positive male partner

>>8405185
You've got to admit there's a big connection though.

>>8405132
Did I say there was only one kind? That's actually the opposite of what I'm saying. And dude, "normie" has been used as a term to stereotype anyone not on 4chan for a while. Just take a glance at this board and recognize that the majority is. And naturally we do what we can to keep separate from it.

>>8405194
*what the majority is

>>8405190
aaaand people in a thread devoted to a sexual minority should understand that doesn't mean much

>>8405194
i can't wait until you grow up and chill out a bit

>>8405188
>pity
Kek. Acknowledge this: You're speaking to a lesbian who has a master's degree, a great career and a long-term relationship with an amazing gf. I also have a brother, several uncles and a bunch of male co-worker nearby for "men's stuff" (whatever that is).
I'm only up while my gf is asleep because it's Pride weekend and I'm just sifting through which events we might go to see thousands of gays.

You have it easier than I ever did and yet you're completely wasting it. You'd have my pity except you don't deserve it.

>>8405203
>durr hurr I got nothing intelligent to say so I'm gonna tell you to chill out

>>8405205
>have it easy
try having your only option be disloyal women who fuck around on you for the toppest chad alpha instead of understanding who you are. my biggest issue is that no women care about who I am, to het women i am a piece of meat compared to other pieces of meat

>>8405126
I'm out of shape and just started going like two weeks ago. Going on vacation soon and I plan to go all seven days in a row leading up to it. Today is day (well, night) two of seven.

>>8405214
worldsmallestviolin.jpg

>>8405154
It's still the worst *48 MV.

>>8405214
In all seriousness: please go see a therapist. Straight women are not the problem, you are. Lesbians will not solve this problem (nor do we want to). Please seek professional help and leave us alone.

>>8405211
hahahahahaha
i know how discussion with you ends, i'm just taking a shortcut

I see someone started a trans-lesgen. Maybe now we will be free and their degeneracy be contained!?

>>8404644

>>8405000
>1. Your ethnicity
Caucasian, Scandinavian.
>2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
Nope.
>3. Do you need a spanking?
Probably.
>4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
None of the above.
>5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
No.
>6. Are you a slut?
No, but you can call me that in bed if you want.
>7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
Jeans.

>>8405232
i have a therapist, he told me im fine and the problem is with the women ive had in my life

>>8404559
Her. Being pregnant looks like hell to me.

>>8405069
Go and post that in /r/actuallesbians
No one here is gonna give helpful advice

>>8405265
>their degeneracy
>implying

>>8405240
>hahahahaha I don't have anything to say but I'm so clever I sure showed them!! Hahaha!
Just admit you're an idiot because at this point you're just embarrassing yourself.

>>8405232
Y'all shouldn't have engaged that in the first place.

Today I found out my office calls me Joan behind my back. Why? Because I got the same body shape as Joan from Mad Men and tend to dress in tight but sophisticated clothing.

I'm not even mad about this.

>>8405295
>ad hominem
>ad hominem

someone is feeling miserable and angry

>>8405295
>Just admit you're an idiot because at this point you're just embarrassing yourself.
and here we goooo, time for your regularly scheduled programming

>>8405296
When I worked at a seniors centre they used to get me mixed up with another woman who worked there, a woman who I found attractive. Flattering, but made me feel weirdly narcissistic.

>>8405303
>avoids argument but wants to keep arguing
Chill out.

>>8405348
>Flattering, but made me feel weirdly narcissistic.
I got the same issue here. As soon as someone rubs my ego just a little bit, I go on a rampage to do everything I can't when self-esteem is low.

>>8405370
I just felt weird for being attracted to someone who's my twin when viewed through cataracts. I didn't know about "lesbians date their clones" jokes yet.

>>8405000
>>1. Your ethnicity
black
>2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
neither, but gun to my head, i'd be play-raped
>3. Do you need a spanking?
no
>4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
i like short hair on other girls. my hair is collarbone length
>5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
eh
>6. Are you a slut?
no, i wish i was though
>7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
is it hot? skirt. otherwise jeans

>>8405288
thanks for the tip

>>8405400
>is it hot? skirt. otherwise jeans
It's nice having the option.

>>8405402
btw, some lesbians first identify as asexual cause they realize they're not attracted to guys, but liking girls feels weird and not possible. I id'd as ace from 13-17 but realized I was just gay and in denial at 18.

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>>8404925
>>8404984
>>8405001
I am not gone. I am still here. (I also still post 1-2 times per edition of /clg/ and read most of it) The discord wasn't meant to be private forever. I have explained it many, many, many times.... It was wide open for months. Then we got to almost double the number of members in the /clg/ discord and in order to keep it comfy (Which by the way was the reason the other lesgen was actually made!) we closed the gates the give the new members time to catch up on who's who. etc.

You know what it is like when two friends are only telling inside jokes around you and don't explain things to you? Well that is the logic behind closing the gates. To let the new members catch up on the inside jokes/who's who, etc.

We also had someone trying and bring the majority of another server over to ours and that isn't what we wanted. We don't want cliques we want a big cute, gay family! So in the name of all that I temporarily closed the discord.

I have made a ton of really great friends it's true, but lesgen was never about me. The closest sense in which that was true was my dream of a comfy drama free version of /clg/ and the best way to do that in my eyes was to just be inclusive then no one could make an issues out of things (Still no dudes allowed though)

It has been working out great and while our thread seems slow it is because the conversations in our discord are so busy/engaging! (and troll/bait free which is something I can't control on 4 chan but I can control on the discord.)

Anyway I hope that clears things up. Only posting here because the quoted posts are the reason another person started a new lesgen.

>>8405460
>We don't want cliques
>I temporarily closed the discord.

>>8405513
Literacy when!!!???

>>8405537
bitch you closed it for almost the entire last thread and then let the thread die (admittedly) because you were too busy with your discord. and then after a few hours when nobody makes a new thread you yell at the new op in two different threads.

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>>8405460
i understand where you're coming from, and it makes sense its just that....for me anyway, i want to post on a general on 4chan.
i can 4chan while i'm on my cellphone and jump different browsers, and post whenever/wherever and be anonymous. on discord, i have to be on my computer, i have to be "paying attention" so to speak, and i dont get to be anonymous. i understand what you wanted to do, but i think discord just isn't for me, and i know there are other anons who feel the same way, and so we get the short end of the stick.
i guess the only real solution is for me to join the discord, but i dont feel like doing that.
meh

a qt bc this is a meta post

>>8405460
>It has been working out great
>while our thread seems slow it is because the conversations in our discord are so busy/engaging!
Stop running the threads as an ad-on to your discord clique.

If you want to enjoy chatting there, fine, but don't insist on being the OP like the clg nazi OP does and your discord doesn't get to be in the OP. Only an open discord for everyone that supplements the thread instead of replacing it should be, or none at all.

>>8405513
>>8405549
>what is delayed gratification?
only one marshmallow for you

>>8405569
this.

>anon can run the "official lg discord"
>any anon can make the thread
>post the discord link whenever its open
seems easy to me. why does everyone want to have control over the OP of a thread?
if you wanna do that fine, but you have to be paying attention, and have the new thread ready to go when it's needed, its not fair to ask everyone else to "wait" on you

>>8405556
>>8405569
>>8405582
All of these.

It's very unfair on the posters to run it in such a self-centred way.

I thought the point of lesgen was to get away from that kind of attitude in clg.

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>>8405569
Fuck it. I am sure Nazi can relate to this point at least. It doesn't matter what you do you can't please everyone on 4chan. The thread didn't even have a discord for months. Everyone and their dog has a critique for you, but few of them really put the time and thought into what happens with problem x, y, z, comes up. I do. I am a designer by nature, and I don't have time to explain every decision that I make to people who don't even really take the time to read the explanations anyway or understand them anyway.

So fuck it. Do what you will. I will still be around.

>>8405582
>seems easy to me. why does everyone want to have control over the OP of a thread?
The reason is if you don't have one OP then like 3 people end up making a new thread and you get duplicates and splintering and there is no quality control etc. Like I said though. Can't please everyone so go to town and let the chaos ensue.

>>8405615
I can promise you there was nothing self centered about it. We didn't kick people unless they were disruptive to others. (I think less thing 5 people in total have been banned most of which were men/trolls) If people can't see the value in preserving a comfy atmosphere then so be it. The alternative would been leaving it open and then kicking people we didn't like (which btw is what Nazi/clg does. So clg is actually MORE closed than lg ever was but because the link didn't work people lost their shit.)

It is like the unlimited free data for mobile phones thing. There is a catch, and don't blame me when you don't realize it until it is too late.

>>8405647
>Fuck it. I am sure Nazi can relate to this point at least.
kys

>>8405647
boi....

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>>8405647
>kicking people we didn't like (which btw is what Nazi/clg does).
Ohhhh. So that is why people complain about the clg discord.

>>8405647
>>8405684
i thought that was usually one of the other mods

>>8405647
>Fuck it. I am sure Nazi can relate to this point at least.
wow, way to be a fucking bitch. are you even hearing me? The discord is fine, and theres nothing wrong with how you're running it. but the discord should be secondary to the thread, instead of the reverse.

look, you're turning this into a "EVERYONE HAS A CRITIQUE!!!" issue, but the fact is that you created/took this responsibility, you neglected it, everyone freaked out, and tried to work around your absence
Literally all the present criticism is because you were AWOL when you were needed.

Making the thread isn't rocket science, so idk why you and nazi pretend it is.
>read previous thread and write news report
>paste link to previous thread
>come up with 'edition' and ask questions
>paste filters
>post an image

it's very simple.
I can't comment on the discord because i've never used it..


This conversation is going in circles though so I'll drop it. It wasn't my intent to attack you or make you feel attack, sorry if it came off that way.

>>8405698
>it's very simple.
But if she admits that then she loses her special status as the person who makes everything work. She stops being queen bee.

>>8405708
Drop it. There is nothing more to say about this. Neither side is seeing reason.

I guess at least you guys know your OP is a real woman.

>>8405724
kek

>drama about the other thread in this thread
Dafuq tranners gtfo

can i course correct the thread to something that isn't drama?


i'm the girl who fucked up the "date" with her crush.
i texted her that we should do something again soon, but i just want to outright say i'm into her, is there a way i can do that without being awkward and not lose the friendship? (because she's cool, and i would definitely like to be better friends with her)
Or do you think i should just hold my tongue? It'd be great if she made a move but i think she's kind of a sub, and also she did friendzone me once already so idk

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>>8405057
Citation: anyone who has ever needed to move house before.

>>8405069
I don't understand the problem here.

>>8405214
If it's any consolation, we have to deal with our own version of this: bi women.

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>$10.19 for delicious yuri on HumbleBundle

I hate spending money on nonessentials for myself, especially video games - ESPECIALLY visual fucking novels - and yet...

>>8405805
how the heck are we popular enough to have a shill here. Damn.

>>8405807
I honestly just posted what I'm thinking about right now because it's lesbian-related and not the above drama. It gets boring having to wait for new threads when they get sucked into a shitfit vortex and are beyond redemption.

>>8405805
>>8405805
post screencaptures of the story, let us read along with you

>>8405805
Highway Blossoms?

>>8405805
I can't bring myself to play those visual novel "games". Like if I wanted to read a book I would read a book/watch an anime/ or read the manga idk.

>all this drama
this is why you stay anon and just post in threads, I get enough interpersonal bullshit with other real-life lesbians I don't need it here too

discord was a mistake

>>8405863
You're 200% right.
I deleted the alt-discord mistake. Original lesgen OP can go back to doing whatever.

>>8405840
>I would read a book/watch an anime/ or read the manga
The VN experience is distinct from any of those tho?

Anyone else get called "weird" a lot? I don't even do anything that weird.

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>>8405919
You're weird, anon.

>>8405928
Nuh uh

>>8405863
I got banned from the discord for being too awkward.

>>8405919
All the time, but they're not wrong and it doesn't seem to keep people from liking me so I'm OK with that.

>>8405942
Damn, what's the full story behind this?

>>8405942
It's easy to get banned from clg. No news there.

>>8405957
What do people get banned for? Haven't been part of the discord for long but I haven't seen any internal drama. But it's also been 90% mods (if that's what "based" is) talking to each other.

Is it normal to hate the sound of fat people wheezing and breathing heavily? My fat coworker is making me want to punch something.

>>8406007
It is perfectly normal.

/clg is the proof that lesbians are even more drama prone than straight girls and that is a goddamn achievement

>>8406067
>i-i'm totally a straight girl
>on a lesbian thread
Kek

>>8406078
can you read

>>8406079
gave you a benefit of a doubt but now:
>not a straight girl
>but i totally know what straight girls are like

>tfw your sexuality is a meme because women can't fall in love

>>8405000
1. I'm a mutt, five different kinds of white people and some native-american if I believe my dad
2,3. no
4. ponytail mostly, but I prefer braids when I have the patience
5. yeh, I plan on getting me an M1 Garand and having it engraved
>I'ma name it Shooty-bang
6. only for her
7. denim skirt

>>8404389
tfw no yaneder gf

This whole thread is dyke-er than some yuri board combined

My country's NHK office is currently looking for part-timers.
I really don't need another job, but I think working for NHK could look good on a resume. What do you think /clg/, should I try and apply (and actually also start working in case I get accepted, instead of chickening out)?

>tfw no tsundere gf

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>>8405000
>1. Your ethnicity
100% European. Mostly Anglo-Saxon with some French, Dutch, German and just a pinch of Spanish depending how far back you go. I can almost track my family as far back as the Crusades.
>2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
Rapist.
>3. Do you need a spanking?
No. I'm a good girl. apart from the rape.
>4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
Ponytail.
>5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
I like them. Was in the army reserves for a while but I live in a noguns country so I can't get my hands on any civilian weapons. Would love something like pic related.
>6. Are you a slut?
Only in my head but not in real life.
>7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
I think skirts are qt, but it depends on your weather.

thunder woke me up
shit was loud

I love rainy days tho

>>8406410
>Dy/k/e
>Ponytail

pls be gf

>>8405000
>1. Your ethnicity
Generic black
>2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
I just watched Wonder Woman so I want to be play raped by every Amazon in Themyscira
>3. Do you need a spanking?
Most likely
>4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
For me? Either braids or ponytail. On other girls, I like all three
>5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
Not particularly. I've never even held a gun
>6. Are you a slut?
N-no
>7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
Wear a skirt if it's hot.

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>>8406448
Are you a qt?

>>8405919
All the time. I get called weird, freak, brilliant, genius, etc., a lot. I usually say something and people stare at me like I'm a freak, and then I explain myself and people nearly fall off their seats in awe.

>>8405000
>1. European
>2. Play raped
>3. No
>4. Ponytail
>5. Sniper rifle and knife
>6. No
>7. Skirt

>>8406382
Do it. Don't chicken out.

>>8405919
4chan always call me a nigger

>>8406382
Do it anon, you can lust on some those jappy chicks

>>8406382
I don't know what NHK is, but why not? Would you regret it if you didn't do it?

>>8406600
Y-You think I will meet some? I'm expecting the office to be filled with whaitu piggu.

>>8406637
>but why not?

Because I'm a lazy fuck who loves to sleep and doesn't need more money.

>Would you regret it if you didn't do it?

At this point of time? I don't think so. After graduation, when I'll have to apply for jobs, and will miss such a reference? Possibly.

>>8406742
They are a rarity, but yes, I guess it is possible to meet one on the age of 25-30+

To score some japanese lesbian pussy is what I would call impossible

>>8405000
>Survey time!
>1. Your ethnicity
Southeast Asian
>2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
Rapist. Though I'd rather just be an observer
>3. Do you need a spanking?
Hmm... Maybe
>4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
Short hair
>5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
Yes.
>6. Are you a slut?
No. But I probably should slut it up while I still have the goods
>7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
If you have nice legs wear a skirt!

>>8406806
They have lesbian-exclusive brothels in Japan. Not impossible, just a little pricey.

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>>8406806
>age of 25-30+

Oh shit.
I scored Vietnamese and Korean pussy before, I need Japanese in my collection as well.

>>8406807
>Southeast Asian
W-where do you live anon?

>>8406831
Stacy detected

>>8406854
The Philippines. Where are you from anon?

>>8406934
Indonesia

>>8406965
Neat. Don't you guys have morality police or something like that? How are homos treated over there?

>>8406904
>lesbians can't make up their own memes
>have to use male memes instead
>just like all women

>tfw 16 hour sift
>no gf to make me food and lick my pussy when I come home

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>>8407506
I feel ya on that one.

>>8407045
Make us a good meme, anony.

>>8406410
>Whitey McWhiterson wants to rape and own guns
Watch those Christopher Columbus genes girl.

>>8407713
>Christopher Columbus
>white
Italians wish.

>>8405000
>Ethnicity
Turk
>Spank Y/N?
I want to be the one who does the spanking
>Ponytail/braids/short hair?
High 80s style ponytail
>Do you like guns
Fuck no
>U a slut?
Not really. I've only been intimate with 3 women in my life so far and 2.... subhumans (my only regrets in life)
>Jeans or skirt?
Plaid skirt

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>>8407793
What's wrong with guns? Don't like freedom?

>>8405000
1. Your ethnicity
Tru Aryan.
2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
I'm into neither, but if I had to choose, play rapist.
3. Do you need a spanking?
No, I need a qt to give a spanking to.
4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
Short hair.
5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
Eh, never had much to do with them, so I don't know.
6. Are you a slut?
I wish.
7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
Wear a skirt and show off those legs.

>>8407815
I do, I love freedom. I just thoroughly dislike the thought that any person on the street could be in the possession of a scary gun.

>>8407830
Do you dislike the fact that people wish fists, muscles or dicks walk the street too?

1. Your ethnicity
>anglo
2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
>nope n nope not at all pls no
3. Do you need a spanking?
>no
4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
>ponytail or short, have short right now (not dyke)
5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
>grew up on a farm, I don't like or dislike, they're just a tool
6. Are you a slut?
>for the right girl
7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
>skirt for easy access

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>>8407833
>Do you dislike the fact that people wish fists, muscles or dicks walk the street too?
Only the dicks part

>>8407830
>any person on the street could be in the possession of a scary gun.
Girl, don't come to southern USA. People love their guns down here.

>>8405000
>Your ethnicity
Hispanic.
>Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
u wot
>Do you need a spanking?
I hope not.
>Ponytail, braids or short hair?
Ponytail.
>Do you like guns?
Of course.
>Are you a slut?
No. I'm a kv and I want to kms.
>Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
Skirt. Too hot outside for jeans.

>>8405000
>1. Your ethnicity
European, Slav
>2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
Play raped, if I have to choose.
>3. Do you need a spanking?
I did nothing wrong, so nah.
>4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
Ponytail is the quickest one. I would wear braids, but my hair is not long for them to look good.
>5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
I always wanted to try shooting with one.
>6. Are you a slut?
A virgin.
>7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
Skirt!!

>>8405000
>1. Your ethnicity
mixed european
>2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
both desu
>3. Do you need a spanking?
im good thanks
>4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
ponytails but some girls can pull off short hair really well and its like dammmmm
>5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns) yes cause if i had one then i could kill myself
>6. Are you a slut?
not really but i guess i should try to be more of one whilst im still young
>7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
depends on the weather, if the suns out skirt all the way otherwise jeans to stay comfy in

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>>8407869
Duly noted

>>8408016
who is this and can I see her boobs anywhere

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Why are you Europeans afraid or dislike guns? What does your media tell you about the rooty tooty point-n-shooty that makes you have a negative outlook on them? I'm genuinely curious about this.
Here in the state, they tend to glorify gun ownership despite the shootings that occur from time to time.

>>8408026
No one cares

>>8408026
It's because guns are phallic and liberals are afraid of dicks.

>>8408031
Is that why Republicunts love dicks so much?

>>8408035
Yes.

>>8407856
Guns and dicks, a lesbian's worst nightmares.

>>8408026
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/27/health/u-s-most-mass-shootings/index.html
When it comes to gun massacres, the United States is tragically exceptional: There are more public mass shootings in the United States than in any other country in the world
The 90 US mass shootings are nearly one-third of the 292 such attacks globally for that period. While the United States has 5% of the world's population, it had 31% of all public mass shootings.

>>8408048
true, but we rank pretty low on the number of people run over by trucks anon.

>>8408026
I just think US takes their guns to the extremes, it's so easy to get one because "muh rights" and sadly they get in the hand of the wrong people. I'd rather live in a country where I know getting hold of a gun is fucking hard and I won't get shot because someone happen to have a bad day (or can't afford their meds as this is also very much murrica!).

The only person I know who owns a gun is my brother because he got a hunting license. Still, this is a 6+ month process with extensive care and training. Most people fail and it takes 1,5 years before you get the license; you can't have a criminal record, you're checked mentally, you get 6 months of training, you do an ridiculous amounts of tests on proper gun care. My brother keeps his gun unloaded, in a safe storage bolted to the foundation of his house.

It's just crazy to hear about school massacres or even babies getting a hold of a loaded gun and firing because the parents looked away for a second. I also think it is crazy to be inside one's house and believe people would want to kill/hurt/rob you because society as a whole scares you.

>>8408099
Where do you live?

>>8406082
>48% of the population is a complete mystery to me because I'm not one of them. It doesn't matter that they're the primary group of people I grew up with or were friends with, or that until my teenage years we were indistinguishable. No, I found out that i was gay and then straight women became an unknowable mystery upon which i can never comment or make observation.

>>8408018
Anne Clark aka St Vincent
Probably not no

>>8408076
I realize this is supposed to be a joke, but it's dumb for a couple reasons. Mass shootings have resulted in wayyyyy more casualties, and the US has higher pedestrian fatality rates than the UK even if you include acts of terror.

>>8408026
>What does your media tell you
News from America.

Does the "B" in LGBT stand for Barista because I swear the amount of gay cafe employees...

>>8405000
. Your ethnicity
>Black
2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
>Rapist
3. Do you need a spanking?
>Yes
4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
>Braids
5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
>Yes. Own 3 of them.
6. Are you a slut?
>Yes
7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
>Jeans

>>8408375
>tfw the first job I ever worked was also barista

>>8408392
P-post pic anon. You sound really cool

>>8408375
Seriously, what is it about gays and cafes?

>>8408375
Is this why fucking coffee shop AUs are so popular?

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>>8408449
No idea but it's such a meme it even happens in manga.

>>8408466
This is true. YagaKimi, a bunch of Takemiya Jin stuff, Mikadzuki no Mitsu (though the coworker dude was straight), that one by Amagakure Gido, what else has gay cafes?

There was also that one shot about fooling around while making french press in the faculty room, and the one about making coffee on a bunsen burner. Not cafes, but still coffee-centric.

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>>8408449
Well,
>coffee shops most likely to employ young people, typically college students or post-grads making ends meet while unable to find jobs in field
>"queer" is currently very trendy among teen/early twenties age group

>>8408529
>what else has gay cafes?
Does Chatting at the Amber Teahouse count?

>>8408558
Absolutely!

Finally got around to weighing myself:
5'4", 135lbs
Diet is working, I'd like to lose about 10-15lbs more.

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>>8408581
Also all the one-shots set at cafes. I know that there are a handful or them because I've read them.

I guess cafes are just gay.

>>8408529
I remember my friend suggesting that one really popular mobile otome game to me, because it had a gay route. In the epilogue the MC and her gf open a coffee shop together.

So yes, cafes are gay.

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>>8408611
Never played it myself, but I know exactly what you're talking about. People went mental over it.

>>8408611
>>8408626
Pass the name.

>>8408636
mystic messenger

>>8408590
>all the one-shots set at cafes
Yeah I was trying to remember if there were any worth re-reading.

Hey Cis Les Gen.
I need advice.
I've come to realize I have feelings for an acquaintance-friend of mine. I know she's into chicks because she was in my university's LGBTQ society with me. We've talked a bunch of times, and get along pretty well, but I've never really hung out with her outside of school. Is it too much to ask if she wants to grab coffee sometime? Also does that count as a date?

>>8408674
Probably only those adult ones from Yuri Hime Wildrose.

>>8408658
>female love interest is my not-type
Well that's a shame. I will just re-read some other yuri VN now. I was thinking of FLOWERS because I basically forgot everything that happened in Sping chapter.

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>>8408626
Honestly, it was cute as fuck, and Jaehee is love. I wasn't sure if I should mention the name, because I half expected to get shit on for it.

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>>8408702
The game format doesn't really interest me, I'll settle for vicariously enjoying it through others. I don't care if people give me shit, but I kinda hope I didn't spoil it for any slowpokes.

>>8408687
Eh, I like angst more than porn.

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>>8408587
Great job, anon! Keep it up and you'll be at your target weight in no time.

>>8408702
>>8408698
>>8408611
I loved MM in spite of the het. The Jaehee route wasn't very gay though, wouldn't recommend downloading just for that. It was pretty much the Gal Pal route with occasional comical slip-ups/hints of more.

>>8408683
No, it's not too much at all, but yeah, that's probably gonna be construed as a date. If you wanna come off as less date-y, suggest lunch over coffee.

>>8408658
>tfw Mystic Messenger just kept loading and never actually started up the game

>>8408754
Yeah maybe I'll suggest lunch instead then. I want to date her but I need to figure out if she might be into me first

>>8408761
you got it with an extra helping of mystic

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>>8408587
Hey, we're the same height and weight right now! High five!

>>8405000
1. Your ethnicity
>Jewish
2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
>Play raped
3. Do you need a spanking?
>Absolutely.
4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
>None of the above.
5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
>.357 Magnums are the shit.
6. Are you a slut?
>Nah, I'm on way too many antidepressants to have the slightest bit of a libido.
7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
>Do what you want. Fuck it up.

>>8408748
The porn from YH Wildrose is top-tier though, some of it even has angst.

>>8408754
It was pretty gay IMO. Plenty of subtext if you read between the lines. And did you read the Christmas update? It was short, but so amazingly gay.

But yeah, I don't think I would recommend downloading it just for that, especially since one route takes almost a week to complete.

>>8405000
1. Your ethnicity
>white
2. Do you want to be play raped or be a play rapist?
>neither since i've been raped, its not fun to play as
3. Do you need a spanking?
>yes
4. Ponytail, braids or short hair?
>ponytail
5. Do you like guns? (You should because I love guns)
>yes because i love feeling safe
6. Are you a slut?
>no im pure and wanted to be a nun, being a slut is bad anon, how will you find love if you're a slut?
7. Should I wear skirt or jeans today?
>jeans, its raining

>>8408827
Wildrose isn't bad. I'm just saying I'd re-read a lot of other things first.

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>>8408748
But why not both?

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What running shoes does /clg/ wear? Looking to buy a pair that looks good but also functional and comfy to walk in. I don't want those ugly clunky dyke-ish shoes.

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>>8408930
>running shoes
>to walk in
Get shoes to run and others to be casual, stop being lazy and frumpy.

>>8408885
I can't think of anything that hasn't been mentioned before though.

>>8406570
Ever been called a wanker before?

>>8408917
Both is good! But if I had to pick one.

>>8408946
Oh! I misunderstood, I thought you meant that the Wildrose ones were the only ones that would be worth re-reading. My bad.

>>8408930
I like merrell for general purpose shoes, but most of their models don't "look good" to fashionistas.

>>8409009
>merrell
>general purpose shoes
Jesus fucking Christ.
>don't "look good" to fashionistas
No, they just look absolutely fucking ugly to normal people. Why are you wearing those monstrosities for "general purpose"? Do you hike wherever you go? Do you actually enjoy looking like a retard who can't dress for shit?

>>8409082
>not marrying a PhD graduate so it can be Dr. & Dr. so the restaurant expects a gay couple only to be met by a lesbian one

Degenerates. Kill yourselves.

>>8409095
Alas, my disclaimer was made in vain.
>Do you actually enjoy looking like a retard who can't dress for shit?
Yes, actually. I get extra enjoyment out of wearing colorful knit socks, tevas and cargo shorts together because I know how much looking at someone like me disgusts people like you :^)

>>8409129
>colorful knit socks, tevas and cargo shorts together
Why are you dressing like some old hippy dude?

>>8409129
>looking at someone like me disgusts people like you
>disgusts
Actually most people enjoy making fun of uggos like you, your picture is probably floating somewhere online already :^)

>>8409139
Why not?

>>8409141
Then I'm bringing joy to petty people who clearly need it, like charity work but comfier.

>>8409159
>joy
That's called brief amusement at your own expense.

>>8409159
Why not?
Trannygen is the other way, same for /r9k/

>>8409172
They need it more than I need their respect.

>>8409180
Oh no, someone called me trans :,( better go out and buy pretty clothes because that's definitely something trans people don't do ever.

>>8409194
Kek, tranny confirmed

>>8409125
u first bby :^)

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>tfw you finish a cute feelgood slice of life yuri doujin

>>8409227
Which one?

>>8409082
Actual fantasy right there.

Thanks for giving me an idea what to write for my nip class about my future dreams.

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>blue haired asian QT staring at me hard at Starbucks
>don't do anything because I'm with my parents
>go back there at least once a week even though I prefer Dunkin Donuts
>can't find her again

>>8409228
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/have_a_nice_holiday

Sekihara Umina does a lot of cute Vocaloid and KyouSaya shit.

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>>8409296
>blue haired
>Asian
>QT

>>8409227
>>8409302
>somebody using "doujin" to refer to an actual doujinshi
I am angry that this surprises me.

>>8409296
>unnatural hair colors
eww

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>>8409409
>unnatural hair colors
heart eyes for days

>>8409302
When I'm horny I often read her lewd stuff.

>>8409421
With blue hair that's the telltale sign of an sjw.

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>>8409475
Yeah I guess I wouldn't disagree with that. I still like all hair colors and anything alt but live and let live. Do people who dislike dyed hair find cool-toned unnatural hair colors like green and blue more "offensive" than warm-toned colors like red and pink?

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>anime about older woman praying on a young gril
>the older woman is actually a male
I'm gonna kill someone.

>>8409537
Oh, so it is. Well I wasn't going to watch that on anyway.

>>8409570
I feel sad there will never ever be a proper /ll/ anime.

>>8409574
I mean the gril was in college, it wouldn't have been /ll/ anyway. As usual, the answer with yuri is to just read manga.

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Boooring.

Someone, tell me a story.

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>>8409583
I want to see my pedo yuri animated before I die. It's not fair faggots always get the nice things in anime.

>I accidentally clicked on this board and this thread
Ew what the fuck get me out of this disgusting tumblrlite hellhle. how do I leave

>>8409766
Here's your attention. Now get out.

>>8409769
thanks, bye

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>>8409756
If they're going to animate anything Itou, I'd rather it be one of the Taisho-ey marriage ones.
Marriage=Moon>Master>'mouto

>>8409369
? What are they usually referring to? I've been out of geekier circles for a couple years now.

>>8409537
Just wait for this
https://exhentai.org/g/1070767/28b4ec3842/

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>>8409942
Since most people only ever read 18+ doujinshi, the term has become synonymous with porn. To the point where people are calling all 18+ manga -including commercial manga- "doujin". I mean I guess if people call 18+ anime "hentai" then it's kind of fitting that they call 18+ manga the wrong thing too. I'm all for the evolution of language in theory, I'm just too autistic to live through it comfortably.

>>8409965
aren't doujins like, published fan-fiction?
that's how I always understood them

am I dumb?

>>8409966
No, that's pretty close. Doujinshi are self-published, but they aren't always derivative. The vast majority are (and that used to be pretty much all that got scanned) but there are plenty of original doujinshi too! For example, these series were originally released as original doujinshi before being collected and commercially published by Yuri Hime:
https://dynasty-scans.com/anthologies/servant_x_queen
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/paradise_of_nightmare_series

Pic is a flier for an original-only doujinshi event.

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>>8409986
Pic which didn't fucking upload.

>>8409989
damn, I wanna go fishing now
but there's only bluegills around here

little bitty fish aren't as fun to catch

>>8410040
It can be pretty fun with a handline, or so my childhood memories tell me. But something that fights a bit is generally more fun yeah. Fresh-caught fish, mmmm.

Any really bored britbongs wanna summarize wtf is going on in your country right now? How come the PM is pressured to resign if they lose too many seats?

>>8409537
I'll help you kill someone.

>>8407815
Don't own guns lessies unless it is a long gun. This picture is cute as heck though!

life and death and love and birth and PEACE AND LOVE ON THE PLANET EARTHHHHH

>>8410224
New thread

>>8410224
New thread

>>8410224
New thread

>>8410239
>new thread when this one is on page 1 at 309 post.
Fuck off.

>>8410239
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FcxA4w3KKLE

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I like this thread. I'm staying here.

>>8410602
Its comfy in here

is it day seven or day eight?
I forget, my yesterdays and todays are blending together

>>8410777
Doesn't matter. Keep avoiding those cigars. We believe in you McBurger!

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>>8410967
11 more weeks to go

>>8406992
Indonesia is basically third world USA(instead of ZOG, we got wahhabi mudslimes) and without guns