battle maiden edition
• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previous >>8386128
tfw no Elanna gf
what the fuck do we do about the ace scourge
no sass's allowed
me irl
>tfw when she'll never like me back
why liv desu
milky traps
>>8388626
stop bullying people
>>8388625
reeee why you hate me?
>>8388627
hey I made one of those
>>8388626
lol! she looks prettier than me, desu
anyone else like shoegaze
>>8388627
>says 'Sorry' for everything
A true Canadian
>>8388644
post some of ur favorites
>>8388627
Post your dick.
wake me up inside okay
>>8388646
>>8388650
y-y-y-ou want to see my what?
>>8388631
it ok. thank you anon :3
>>8388646
I wonder if there was a mixup in the hospital, a pregnant canadian couples baby got mixed up with my parents baby
I like the cold and everything
>>8388655
I wanna see your butt
post butt
>>8388627
>>8388640
everyone post 'em
>>8388647
albums or songs?
>>8388660
No. only cute girls i like get to see it.
>>8388655
Your gt. Post it.
>>8388661
template?
>>8388633
hetcis aces are a problem
also bi cis women (not to even mention ace bi cis women) are a worse problem
we need some urgent gatekeeping, a revolution in consciousness of some sort, straight aces lack basic empathy and almost all of them are literally homophobic
>>8388661
Mines fucking depressing, I need to make a happy one.
>>8388640
Cute
I'd date you but platonic cuddling is a meme and I won't stand that
please love me
>>8388664
No.
>>8388676
I have platonically cuddled multiple people!
prolly wouldnt if I was dating someone tho. very monogamous.
>>8388670
woo tranner ace so I win :P
Also how can people be bi or straight and ace?
>>8388677
>Hotelier
Date/10
Did I do it right
>>8388682
damn
you sound perfect then
tfw can't be nines lumberjack bf
>>8388691
you havent even seen my boobs yet tho :o
>>8388682
>I have platonically cuddled multiple people!
In my experience, two people agreeing to 'just cuddle and only that' is merely a form of foreplay, building anticipation for when they inevitably fuck.
>>8388685
>Also how can people be bi or straight and ace?
Probably because beijg "ace" is a fucking meme...
>>8388695
idc about your boobs
i just want to feel love
>when she says only a few sentences and your heart starts fluttering your stomach does a flip and your head starts spinning
What in the fuck is this
>tfw filtered
Hello I am a boy.
>>8388699
maybe a stroke?
>>8388706
damn
>>8388685
i have literally no idea. i know people who are always in relationships, always with the opposite sex, but insist they're ace and 'queer'. they'll usually have dyed hair
>>8388699
I just asked her if she ever wanted to get spagetti pizza sometime.
>>8388699
It's called gay, there's no cure but it's fine because it makes you feel all fuzzy.
me irl
>>8388699
a terrible disorder called transbianism i'm so sorry anon
>>8388707
no swearing
>>8388699
elanna wants the big d
>>8388711
>there's no cure
*eggplant emoji*
posting it
why tf did i call u anon nvm
>>8388716
>You know full well that wasn't what you said reeeeee
Well yeah but its not like i would ever repeat what i actually said on here.
>>8388718
>gin>tequila
I agree but those are the two best liquors
>>8388714
pls date me
>>8388700
i see you :)
taking bets on if this elanna and cis tits thing acutally goes anywhere.
>>8388730
500:1 says i fuck it up.
>>8388718
It lacks goats.
>>8388727
ur prolly not near me tho and I dont do LDRs :/
>>8388733
i see elanna canceling it first honestly.
>>8388730
literally
What is the exploitable stick figure girl meme?
>>8388659
You're far too down on yourself. Do you want to scare people away?
>>8388735
Where are you?
>>8388718
give me one okay
tfw sad and listening to sad angry music
what am I, 13 and in middle school again?
>>8388737
please dont post pictures of yourself.
>>8388689
It looks fine.
>>8388741
Well rn I'm in Pennsylvania. But in 3 months I'll be in Vermont. In my cabin. (not rly but I will be in vermont.)
>>8388723
ya but one shot of tequila is usually game over for me but i can drink gin all night
>>8388734
i have moved on from goats. it's now just bread and chewed up gum that u got in ur besties pubes
>>8388742
look i'll ask but dont expect nothin
>>8388740
Same desu
mm love that minty fresh spiro taste so good if you let it dissolve and get to the center
>>8388744
lol I wish! he looks 10x better than me.
>>8388746
oh, yeah I'm not near there
Nevermind :(
>tfw no southwest gf to protect with my big manly body
>>8388747
>ya but one shot of tequila is usually game over for me but i can drink gin all night
what. its not like tequila magically makes you drunker. what about margs?
>>8388718
>gin better than tequila
Get out.
>>8388754
sorry anon, I would otherwise love to be protected by your big manly body <3
>>8388736
Yeah so il fuck up and she will cancel it. Idek why she likes me desu.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a spiro pop?
i have on my battle ready armor i am ready
>>8388773
boops ur beep boobs
>>8388766
don't try to troll people you asshole let them enjoy delicious spiro flavour
>>8388776
womp womp
>>8388764
i made mine in gimp desu
who here /crackopenacoldonewiththeboys/
I think im a god.
>>8388787
you should be ashamed of that post
>>8388786
You made yours in a gimp suit?
>>8388786
I had too as well, took ages. Fucking Debian.
>>8388788
you're not a god
>>8388787
I don't drink due to compulsive fear of mild-altering effects and drinking age, but I'll crack open a root beer or cucumber soda or something
>>8388788
Drugs or untreated mental illness usually has that effect.
>>8388787
>tfw everyone where I live says shit that and I want to die.
>>8388788
Wouldnt it be goddess?
TFW mtfg has summer jungle fever and its bleeding into multiple instant messenger platforms with multiple trips lowkey flirting.
I go camping for a few days and missed this horneyluv bug.
Wtf
>>8388788
I think this is something a sociopath says.
>>8388804
No.
haha it's sure great being alive and being a normal person who can make friends and connect with people and talk like a fucking real person and who isn't fucking worthless garbage hahaha this is just so great
>>8388787
lol covefe am i rite Xd
>>8388661
An attempt was made
>>8388806
You could have been Grace's 69th tranny if only you stuck around.
>>8388806
omg that's why i haven't heard from u!
>>8388795
ok
>>8388797
I think so.
>>8388800
Luckily i have neither.
>>8388804
no a god is without gender in the most basic use of the word.
>>8388807
what are you trying to imply?
>>8388813
beep beep im a jeep
Mango is fighting hungrybox on twitch in melee! Excite!
>>8388823
>I think so.
if ur a god then make us all cis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a45Cxy-_N58
a nice and calming song
>>8388820
Grace and i have a mutual understanding of never wanting anything to do with each other, tho
>>8388823
Luckily you're just a useless retard.
>>8388814
it really is isn't it
>>8388806
>lowkey flirting
>lowkey
its more than just lowkey at this point.
>>8388788
undertale sucks
(actually i liked undertale but don't tell anyone)
>>8388824
>tfw Shroomed took 2 games from Armada
>>8388823
Hey are you the roastie that fucks with r9k robots on discord and stuff? Should have figured you were a tranny.
>>8388827
Grace doesn't really care about that shit. Anything to get more tranny notches on the belt.
>>8388813
it's exams they're all either studying or working fulltime :(
>>8388819
nah you're cute
>>8388823
Chara how many beta orbiters did you get to give you money today. Also you never told me what you thought of the pic i sent you.
>>8388814
iktf :)
>>8388831
Im referring to my instant messenger platforms where trips hmu.
Honestly, archive is down rn and all i know is youre tryna fuck lannü or something. Idfk.
Just blogposting my own happenings rn.
>>8388821
Heh, yeah, been off the grid entirely.
>>8388842
We clash, like really bad.
Srry to get your doujin trip fantasy panties in a bunch.
>>8388825
No.
>>8388829
is this the famous /mtfg/ bullying i've heard so much about.
>>8388834
I don't really have an opinion on it.
>>8388836
Old news.
>>8388838
Yeah, is that okay with you beepbeep?
>>8388846
I made around 4k usd today.
>>8388852
Yeah, kinda.
>>8388842
she has a new one tho
>>8388854
>youre tryna fuck lannü
n-n-n-n-o we just like eachother nothing lewd involved.
>>8388855
thats ok w me
Okay I made a thing
>>8388855
>No
pfft, some god
>>8388854
'-'
>>8388852
sorry i didn't mean to make you feel bad :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc8SAa-5XCE
you ever suddenly get the all consuming want to throw someone against a wall and bite their neck
>>8388857
You're both thirsty AF and being alone in a non-public space together would be a terrible idea, imo.
And waay too much drama I don't even want to begin to speculate on rn.
>>8388855
No it's just the truth.
>>8388858
I'm glad we're friends instead of you anon posting mean things.
>>8388859
Needs more communism, you stupid faggot.
>>8388860
Why would a god listen to the ant's pleas?
>>8388864
Uwu
>>8388861
-_-
>>8388866
>You're both thirsty AF
n-n-n-n-n-n-o its not like that its innocent and pure.
>>8388867
What ever you say my dude.
>>8388869
ur a weird one but i like having you around
>>8388868
whaaat?
>>8388869
>Why would a god listen to the ant's pleas?
why would a god give the ant free will to plea if it did not want to hear it?
>>8388875
When in doubt meme harder brosef.
>>8388874
some trannies just want to watch the world burn
>>8388871
that's so pretty
>>8388872
yeah i know
>>8388878
I think the real question is where
>>8388877
cant you
>>8388876
What makes me weird?
>>8388878
>>8388879
Because im an asshole.
>>8388881
xaxa
>>8388886
I'm actually thinking why
>>8388886
>rapeme.jpg
>>8388873
Stop erping. Omg.
I dont really care.
Just be prepared for fallout and possibly vacating here forever.
>>8388874
Not even being mean here, but i thing shes gross and kinda cringey.
Yo es demisexual, yo.
Ppl like sass, faye, syndie, (maybe lannü, but shes more of a buddi) are where its at for me.
I dont really /into/ stubborn spoilt neet brats without a clue of the world.
She has an army of likeminds and beta orbiters for that shit.
>>8388889
and Im thinking when
night kiddos
hopefully i don't drag myself back to this board again tomorrow night
>>8388893
but how?
>>8388883
>>8388877
No cell reception, bb
Ur so pretttt :D
>>8388831
You should know I confronted Elanna today about carving White nationalist slogans into a clipboard and she completely deflected, it was deffo her.
>>8388891
>Stop erping.
Actually i dont think anything iv said to her was all that lewd desu senpai. Its not erp
>>8388882
Some trannies just can't be normal for even one second. They will say they're usually normal but this is just the 548th exception. It's like watching a train wreck though and bizarrely fascinating to watch the most fucked up spectacles in this thread.
>>8388888
ur a meme and idk if u actually have a 4chan cult following. i just never know when u tell the truth
>>8388888
>Because im an asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYW_lPlekiQ
>>8388894
See you tomorrow
>>8388899
>White nationalist slogans into a clipboard
the 14 words?
>>8388902
what does normal really mean tho haha lol
>>8388905
tru
>>8388909
Ya, she def wrote 14/88
>>8388900
>you kids have fun.avi
>>8388891
Dear god Valq how can you be such a bully towards our fragile maidens.
>>8388903
I'm pretty famous on r9k, and 4chan discord servers.
>>8388904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZquD0V5PLic
>>8388909
MFW
>>8388916
Orbiter plsgo
>>8388919
i guess that sounds cool. also kinda scary. ppl still talk about rose. idk id prob do it if i could
>>8388910
Within reason it means to be within the expected parameters.
>>8388922
I'm just joking. I agree Grace looks like shit two years later and don't see the attraction to someone that maintains no effort in anything.
>>8388924
I'm getting drunk tomorrow :3
>>8388929
You probably could if you wanted.
>>8388928
I really hate living in my friendless ice castle.
I want irl friends.
Even if theyre tryna fug me i guess.
Im desperate
>id even string em along the friendzpne border just to have someone to hang out with
I just really really want irl tranny friends.
>>8388938
>I'm getting drunk tomorrow :3
Oh? u better get on vc when you do.
>>8388937
Im not even going on about her looks, m8.
>>8388942
Why are you orbiting a known sociopath who is one of the worst people here?
>>8388942
I will
tfw no bf
tfw drunk and feeling self destructive
what do
>>8388898
oooooh! pretty caterpillars. I'm not pretty tho >:(
when are you going to be back?
>>8388940
>irl tranny friends.
i dunno if tranny friends specifically, but yeah... people with who you have things in common and that care about you in a non abstract way sounds pretty nice.
I would def be so pesky you wouldn't even want to see me after the 3rd time.
>>8388950
Destructively buttwank.
>>8388806
I hate summer fever. It's just so depressing :/
>>8388940
Same desu, no tranners here to confide in :/
>>8388947
I talked to some cis guy friends recently about it. They said it was uncontrollable like they're overcome by an urge to get their dick wet that they'll do and say anything.
orbit me mommy
>>8388960
I guess desperate people do dumb things sometimes.
i miss that Orbitz drink
>>8388957
tfw can't ever remember what happens so don't know what makes it so funny reee
>>8388964
*orbits beep
>>8388968
How much are you drinking to not remember
I don't get the whole orbiting thing. Someone explain?
>>8388953
I got back this morning
I do want trannies tho.
I even had a dyke friend come out as ftm to me last week and we were always really cliquey close friends when i lived near them.>>8388959
Cis people dont get it. It takes months to not feel insecure around em.
>>8388963
You can do a lot better than this place. Why haven't you left yet to be a femanon or trip on another board?
Is there any lower to sink than mtfg.
Im tired of having nowhere to go and no one to speak to and this stupid thread with power tripping retards being the closest I get to actual communication with anyone.
If I wasnt so garbage id have an actual life in the real world and not here. I want to dig myself out of this hole but I dont know how. If I leave I will be better off but totally alone and it scares me.
I used to have friends before this but I was just as bad. Literally hanging out with total scum and im worried im just as bad now. I havnt moved anywhere better.
read a book sheen
stop trying to squueze your soul through the 2D confines of anime
>>8388896
when two who's like each other it works itself out
I want an icecream taco
>>8388980
Random tinychat rooms on cam
>>8388977
>takes months
yeah... you never know with cis peeps desu.
>>8388976
this educational video will explain what an orbiter is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3YnoYKx2YI
>>8388982
you posted the wrong one again ya silly
really have to stop eating to be honest family
>>8388980
There is no lower to sink than /mtfg/ this is rock bottom and if you're not just an occasional anon then you're a piece of shit.
>>8388977
Yeah I can't even imagine telling my cis friend I'm a tranner, way too scary. Just want one irl tranny to talk to.
hello i'm submitting this post as a request for somebody to bully me until i kill myself, thank you kindly
>>8388982
Hello? how is everyone?
>>8388996
Pretty much, I am total shit.
>>8389000
it's a pretty aggressive thing to be posting. i can tell from your syntax that you're a man
>>8388988
On the plus side: he and his gf went on a whole tangent about how they didnt know i was trans (and me being with my flamboyant husbandwife was cause for major confusion) and thought i was cute and somehow finding out i was trans was a huge bonus.
>>8388982
Dear lord, you need an agressive daddy dyke in your life.
>>8388997
I usually dont bring it up ever. Usually, somebody who knows makes it a point to talk about it.... And then i cringe, shrink, and turn 360 to run.
>>8389000
You were prettier in drag
>>8388998
That'd be sinking lower, imo
>>8388968
tfw get to hear drunk piety tomorrow ^_^
it'll be a laff
a-also heres my gf thing haha
>>8389012
Lol you actually used what i said.
>>8389013
hows work been?
I've been so worried about everything all I've managed to be able to do is shitpost
>>8389017
i-idk what else I would have put ; - ;
>>8389009
I wana improve my life not sink lower. I want people who will actually like me and support me.
I'm asexual or something but I feel like participating anyway >:(
Idk if i did it right i just randomly did green im really stonned
is this one good
>>8389020
I dont think that is true at all. Its nice to be understood but I dont like how self centered trans communties can be, how hateful people are when they have problems which is pretty much all the time and for any reason.
I want people who are a bit more stable, no offense I realise I am just as bad I am very self centered whiny and unstable but I want to work on it.
>>8389006
posting lots of emojis doesn't convince anyone you're a woman; it just seems disingenuous and makes you seem like you have to pretend
>>8389024
I took your initial question literally.
No inflection on the onterwebs texts, m8
>>8389014
>>8389036
Oh sorry.
>>8389041
tell me more about how im a man
>>8389000
Some of your problems are your fault
tinychat when
>>8389032
stop trying to be different
>a literal mid 20's tranny still spending every waking moment on 4chan
>works at the grocery store and talks down to baby trannies for not having a job
>bitches about getting clocked by coworkers but acts like they pass at all times whenever called out
>proud of getting free srs by the government like it was an out of pocket expense
>the worst and most obvious trip dropper whenever convenient
>misuses college level vocabulary within confusing grammar structures to tout how smart they are in front of baby trannies
>>8389050
Omg.
>>8389020
>>8389033
>Ignore the anon.
Ignore the trip. Usual trip shit about anons not being real people because they're not attentionwhores. Trips here are usually hateful and disturbing people that parasitically thrive on the attention and drama they inflict.
If you want real friends you wont find them here.
>>8389053
Trip on faye
>>8389032
your hair isnt actually thatcolor!!!
>>8389053
She has a vagina and would make a great irl gf m8.
Shitposting be damned
You just took the time to greentext an entire paragraph.
>>8389046
i think what you really need is to stop coming to tranny boards and having people tell you you're a woman; look in the mirror - it's obvious you're a man
if it's not possible for you to deal with that your literal only option is: kys
>>8389053
lana has a cute butt
>>8389053
And always attacks Faye for being old but they're almost the same age.
>>8389053
The only people who seem to like her are the so-called "baby trannies". Most of the regulars seem pretty annoyed by her. There's always new baby trannies cycling in so that's how she stays in business.
>>8389064
Well that changes everything then, if you're really desperate.
>>8389026
Lol
>>8389073
r u australian too
>>8389073
cool pic <3
Maybe i need to get in the beta orbiter business
twitch dot tv /gamershqtv
Melee winners finals!
>>8389079
No, otherwise I'd be right-side up :l I only look that way because you're in AUS.
>>8389082
Rare Sarah exclusive
i keep coughing up this mucus that looks like cum but i'm worried it actually is cum and there's some sort of goblin cumming down my mouth at night or something
>>8389093
>lol she doesn't even know about the night goblins
>>8389093
Thats how you know the hormones are working, when the goblins find you cute enough to fuck your mouth in your sleep, then you pass.
>>8389105
nice
i'm going to buy this :(
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ol/B006QUISV6/ref=mw_dp_olp?ie=UTF8&condition=all
i really want it
i can afford it
i should buy it
holy shit it's $250 i can't pay that for a book
i'm gonna buy it
>>8388712
Except fatter with a plaid shirt irl
u-updated people said it needed more ^^;
>>8389087
You should probably delete that unless you wanted to show off your messy stubble beard growing in.
>>8389115
Why's it so expensive?
What is it?
>>8389137
it's formatted a bit like house of leaves and is 1400 pages in folio, plus it's out of print and r a r e
(it's ulysses and finnegans wake in one german-language book basically)
ffs but im scared
>>8389154
I have no idea what any of that means u nerd.
>>8389087
why are you posting pictures of yourself? it doesn't make any sense
>>8389159
Less men reside there than here.
>>8389160
uwu
>>8389159
that's because you don't read
>>8388677
will you be my gf pls?
>>8389161
holy shit who called the bully brigade
>>8389167
I do read plenty tho
I dont know why you think I am trying to squeeze my soul through anime?
>>8389115
I want a copy of the book "Ignition" by John D Clark. Only $900 for a used hardback copy. What's bad is I used to have a copy. It's about the development of rocket fuels by one of the guys who did it and survived.
Question:
> mtf, 19, deep in closet
> finally able to grow hair out
> thick and wavy, very masculine
What do?
>>8388712
i 2 :) die want???
>>8389178
straighten!
>>8389174
it's on kindle for $24 tho
>>8388627
I would legit murder this person irl
>>8389161
Idk, want to show progress, ask for advice or opinions. Any number of reasons.
>tfw want advice but too shy :3
>>8389021
it's been nice. I get to learn stuff and I'm preforming well.
Being in sales has taken me out of my comfort zone, i didn't realize how much I missed interacting with IRL people.
It's not the best pay in the world, but it leaves me with a flexible enough schedule that I can work out and do other stuff like the hot sauce. :)
how are you? anything fun happened, like besides converting cis girls to lesbs?
>>8389129
T. Nonpasser
I'm doing electrolysis Wednesday. Has to grow in. Not candidate for laser.
>>8389161
T. Emotionally 13 year old
"lol why are you doing anything" - children
Did it for you daddy ;)
>>8389167
I dont blame you though
I am stupid so it isn't surprising I dont sound well read
>>8389189
Sorry.
>>8389173
all anime is an excess of anime
ok, I did the thing.
>>8389199
I'm sure it makes you feel big and smart to call people nonpassers if they're real with you. Sounds like projection.
>>8389188
I know, but I want a dead tree edition. I have a PDF file of it from somebody who posted it on the net. I'm assuming because there is a PDF file somebody found the original rights holders, ie One of Clark's descendants to get right to republish.
When did you get hot last I saw you lived outside in the graveyard and had a beard
>>8389199
>>8389210
are you single?
>>8389210
Aight I'm just criticizing the drawing but, the way you did the shade around the face and shine in the eyes makes it look like some kind of evil doll or alien
>>8389213
>PDF file somebody
Kindal file
>>8389204
If you think that, why are you on 4chan?
>>8389217
it think it looks cool
>>8389213
fair enough but at $900 they're barely functional as books now, just antique ornaments - unless you'd really just read it and ruin its value
Its bad when you piss blood right?
>>8389219
i've been here since 2009 and i've always hated anime
>>8389225
uhm... Yes :(
>>8389225
No it's fine
>>8389225
Kidney stone?
>>8389225
Better hope your hrt is a legal prescription when you go in for that.
hi.
>>8389227
I didn't ask how long you had been on 4chan or how long you didn't like anime. I asked you, why would you be on an anime imageboard in the first place?
>>8389212
Okay honey :^)
>>8389215
Awe thanks. :3 Probably like last month, when I got new clothes, and a new female hair cut. All my old pics from when I used hair clips were awful. I still need to finish electrolysis, and I don't wear makeup as much as I'd like because lazy and unnecessary. I'm always in the woods so like why bother. My eye brows need to be rethreaded. I've been slacking since entering a relationship with this hot cis girl who legit doesn't give a fuck about looks.
>>8389222
A holographic copy of my book is worth 200 :3
>>8389225
I've never done this...and we've both had Spiro problems so that's probably out.
>>8389234
>>>/reddit/
>>8389239
Ah, sounds about right. The first time I had a kidney stone I pissed blood, but the pain lasted a lot longer. how long do they usually last for you?
>>8389222
I want it on my rare books shelf again.
>>8389238
>thinking lgbt is an anime imageboard.
you can get banned for avatarfagging, you know?
booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere
>>8389245
what are we doing right now?
>>8389246
>trying to crosspost to reddit
lmao what a fucking n00b
>>8389255
Ellana, Cindy, pienchen, drakeposter (where is he) all do it constantly. Rules are memes. Unless one or us secretly applied for janitor, this place will remain a meme board.
>>8389261
dying really slowly
>>8389259
Christ almighty I don't think mine lasted half as long.
>>8389259
>I dont need a dating profile i made that one to be funny. If you get people interested in you because of some ms paint jpeg you are attracting the worst kinds of people
I know it was not intended as a dating profile, I was making a rip on how elaborate and sincere the descriptions were, that's not the point of the maymay.
>>8389238
holy autism
used to be every time someone posted an animu they'd be scolded and told to return to their containment board. you're tolerated here by the non-animuers' consent, not the other way round uwu ^.^
>>8389272
>too smol for laserz pew pew pew.
Mine was sonic blasted. Pissing the bits out was a bitch.
>>8389263
¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
holy shit, do you actually like Drake?
>>8389276
this.
>>8389281
No. Where is he?
>>8389282
yours is actually fine and I don't know why I replied to it, sorry.
>>8389243
i'll give you 0.002 btc for it
>>8389283
I've been to hell, this was just a walk on a black sand beach.
>>8389248
yeah for the memes thats a good idea.
Im not really trying to be funny. I made one the same reason people fill out those /soc/ charts.
>>8389294
Well that's not how this one works, it's not a chart. it's a cute and funny way to portray an archetype. you should describe yourself as an archetype.
>>8389234
>probably 2 old for anyone here
how old?
i know its rude to ask a woman her age, so sorry.
>>8389296
ok sorry meme police
>>8389283
Life is only pain and suffering for me desu. You get used to it when you have 1 kidney stone a week for 4 years.
>>8389287
I don't know, probably got picked up by the partyvan for his proclivity of loving underaged girl's pics.
>>8389290
I'd dox my 2014 erotica catalog for that sweet bitcoin
>>8389301
well as long as you know what you did was wrong.
>>8389304
I don't buy that theory. Did anyone know him off this site? He kinda disappeared. Been nice without his literal constant shit posting. I don't believe he's really gone, probably gathering ammo.
>>8389311
my mom is 47. so near that old?
proof I read
taxine btfo
How do i start camming?
I want end my life
>>8389314
lol some 10 years younger, desu.
>>8389313
yeah, it's just wishful thinking on my part desu.
I guess he finally graduated highschool or maybe got kicked out of his house by his parents.
maybe, just maybe, he's a Trump advisor and stuff. seems like the type of person being sought after in this administration.
No fill button on phone
No color
If I make myself a quadriplegic will it make the pain go away?
>friend literally writes their good byes and suicide note in discord
>you were too busy pissing blood and having kidney pain to notice
Jesus fucking christ what do i do i dont even know her irl i have no way of saving her :(
>>8389317
seriously? just get an account on one of the cam sites, get approved for payment and stuff and start camming.
it's not an easy job Kayls. If you want money from it, you're going to have to work hard at it
>>8389327
My bf keeps telling me its like free money
>>8389324
lmao. I <3 u so much.
*ptérodactyle noise*
i wanna cam but i dont want you all to see my ding dong
I miss her..
>>8389329
why are you letting your boyfriend dictate your life
are you going to let him whore you out next?
>>8389329
to do well, you have to market yourself.
>>8389317
Post link on mtfg and soc
>>8389334
She probably would
>>8389329
>be a fetish for money like my porno girls
>>8389329
Well, I dunno. try it to see how you feel.
there's no job that's like free money Kayla. The sooner you know this the smarter you're goi g to want to work.
>>8389333
ahhhhh! I miss her too. ;~;
>>8389332
i swear if you ever do this, i'll get angry at you.
>>8389194
sorry it took so long
just the intervieing and house hunting, putting another bid in, and going on two major interviews next week
admissions counselor for a 120k a year private school (which is kind of sales), and pricing analyst
am I doing it right?
I wana cam but not pretty enough.
>>8389350
Good luck with them all.
>>8389350
>sorry it took so long
don't worry:)
>putting another bid in
is this for a new property or for the same one as last time?
good luck on your interviews! I know you'll kill it! :) when are they taking place?
>tfw slowly driving my boyfriend away by having an emotional semi-breakdown every week
>>8388980
please be my gf
>>8389326
She won't do it. They almost almost do. If they don't, I cut them out anyway because it's annoying, desperate behavior. And you're better off without people like that in your life. Give her a suicide hot line and nothing else.
>>8389306
pls no erotica but if u drop yr btc address and promise 2 send yr novel i'll cough up the btc
>>8389356
i'm kidding, I'll never get angry at u, no matter what! :3
>>8389377
Okay.
>>8389340
Day trade crypto currency during a bubble is free money. Tbh
>>8389350
Wow that's so awesome!
You'll do great
>>8389381
My only published non lesbian novel is my real dead guy name....so dumb Lmao I don't need money :p
>>8389384
I almost took out a loan for 60k the day it crashed because it had been doing so good!
maybe I'll get back into it once it reachea bottom.
>>8389383
wait really? do you mean it?
ive never got this far
>>8389350
what did you major in and what is your work experience like to get that interview (counselor)
is liking traps gay
>>8389401
Not if the balls dont touch and you yell no homo after.
>>8389401
if you're cis, no
if you're an MTF, yes
Latest dysphoria: short legs
:/
i want a big gt gf
Who here Twin Peaks?
>>8389395
I have a liberal arts major with concentrations in Management and Arabic. (basically a degree in arabic, but getting accredited for a degree in arabic at the time was nearly impossible outside of UT and George Washington U)
my work experience is a decade of military experience, I concentrated on how while in I would really dive deep into how programs worked and were funded, to get my guys into programs so that they'd feel like they weren't just working a job, they were working towards something in their lives.
im talking to the Vp of admissions next week as the second half of the interview.
>>8389432
can i suck it
>>8389422
i will always love you beepbeep, even if you do have stubby legs
>>8389434
Are you a cute girl
how do i paint my nails not-shitly what is this cis magic
>>8389394
yes okay sure.
>i dont need money
i need you to free me
>>8389426
me :^]
>>8389441
yes
>>8389451
hm how can i know for sure
>>8389453
how can I know you have a big gt for sure
i have now moved on to eating an entire jar of peanut butter with a knife.
>>8389448
Wew, this new one has really upped the random weird shit that makes no sense game. David Duchovny looking qt :3
>tfw Audrey still hasn't shown up yet I hope she's OK :/
>>8389467
ok you seem mean anyway
>>8389460
i bought you a spoon! where can i send it to?
>>8389470
No i just dont know you and have no reason to post my dick
>>8389469
i haven't seen it yet shhh
>>8389467
Yeah with my eyes for my whole life :v
a (you) for sheen
>>8389481
ty
All Americans and Canadians are hereby required to turn off their computers and go to sleep.
Thank you for your cooperation.
>>8389473
123 tranny lane
UK
the world.
>tfw shes sick and I dont know how to make her feel better
>>8389489
Do you post this every night?
my bewbs!
>>8389485
y-yes?
>>8389491
tranny lane, huh?
doesn't seem like a real address desu.
>>8389495
rest, liquids, hugs soloff 2500
>>8389498
Every MORNING, actually.
>>8389501
Nothing just like saying your name. Also cheer up ok?
>>8389508
Oh, yes. I forgot timezones are things that exist :P
>>8389509
oh, yeah anne. came up with sheen and I laughed and used it ever since.
yeah I will try
just a bad day today you know
>>8389445
do you have a throwaway or something that i can email?
>>8389515
>just a bad day today you know
Im pissing blood and it looks like the shining in the toilet. I know how it feels to have bad days :)
>>8389518
a-are you having your period?
>>8389531
Yeah im a real girl now. I stopped pooping too.
>>8389317
I'd do this but I'm far too ugly :/
Can I stay on hormones and hide it indefinitely
Don't want to upset my bf, just don't want to age like a man
>>8389535
don't do it, haribo
find a bf instead (it's like camming, but only for one person, and you get to cuddle them afterwards)
>>8389534
cisgender ovaries.
what is being cis like?
>>8389538
I feel like I'm the only tranny without a personality. Maybe I should go back to being a boy
>>8389546
dont worry I have no personality either, all I am is the husk of a person left after dysphoria burnt away my soul
>>8389538
I can't bring myself to hate transphobes
They are right and I can't see why I should be respected
>>8389546
it took me a while + some help from nicole to make this, I have huge trouble deciding what my personality traits are. If someone asks me to describe to them what sort of person I am I have no idea what to say.
boring ass thread
>>8389541
Kinda, boobs are the only thing that will give away your on hrt.
we r le awesum
gudnite
t. scrambled egg
>>8389552
You could have asked me, and I would have given you an accurate description of the kind of person you are.
It wouldn't have been flattering, but I'm sure you can appreciate that there's only so much you can do with so little.
>>8389542
I won't, dun worry. A bf would be wonderful but I doubt that will happen :/
>>8389557
you barely know me though nigel
although do give it a shot
>>8389557
what would you even objectively put for sertii
>uncomfortably over confrontational
>very very opinionated
>deep emotional trauma
>somehow all with 0 personality
Repression Protocols engaged!
Can I quit hrt after 4 months ? How hard is it?
>>8389561
I know as much as I need to know.
>>8389562
A good list, though I'd also add:
>dumb
>quick to anger
>impatient
>communist
>pseudo-intellectual
>thinks Rei is best girl
>pretentious
>has a funny accent
>>8389574
im pretty sure all those things can be represented by just calling her a gypsy
>>8389574
>pseudo-intellectual
>pretentious
gonna have to elaborate
>>8389565
amy dont be dum
me nim
>>8389591
ily emi
>>8389577
That's a bit too far, anon.
>>8389584
>gonna have to elaborate
Thanks for reinforcing point #1 on the list.
Look, we all find your condescending "Sertii knows best" attitude to be cute, and I personally love it when you talk down to people, but we both know that every argument you have with another person is all about you trying to trip them up on technicalities with your patchwork knowledge of whatever subject you happen to be discussing. You clearly view everyone else here as below you (except maybe Nicole) whenever you get into a debate.
>>8389593
no don't
>>8389591
nim, you woke up too early this morning
jesus fuck doing these shaky-handed hatchet jobs of my nails is always so dysphoric. remembering spilling my mum's bottles on the floor as a kid
>>8389601
>You clearly view everyone else here as below you (except maybe Nicole) whenever you get into a debate.
yeah this is true when it comes to the actual debate but
>trying to trip them up on technicalities with your patchwork knowledge of whatever subject you happen to be discussing
this isn't? You're going to have to provide examples and show that this is true
>>8389606
she has to take her estrogen now
>>8389591
how are you feeling today?
>>8389588
>>8389591
Hi nim
>>8389610
>>8389610
*scold*
>>8389608
lol you remembered my schedule
>>8389609
i had a dream about some kid that was being abused but there were also these geckos that were trying to swallow each other
and uh i was a ghost
my dreams always have me as like a ghost or something that can walk through walls and spy on people but they always end up figuring out im watching them and start making traps to try and catch me :(
also i woke up having big head feelz ;-;
>>8389613
hi hru
>>8389571
its extremely extremely addicting
tfw want to quit hrt but addicted :(
>>8389603
ily tho
>>8389619
Lemme die
>>8389624
I'm okay, just finished watching the season 3 premier of Fear the Walking Dead. Gonna go to bed soon. wbu?
>>8389621
>lol you remembered my schedule
honestly it was more like you didn't strike me as the sort of person that would wake up, but then I remembered you telling me wake up to take your estrofem lmao.
>also i woke up having big head feelz ;-;
your head is like the same size as mine and even a bit smaller, you're fine don't worry :)
It's your posture making your head look larger, because you lean forward a lot :p
>>8389608
>this isn't? You're going to have to provide examples and show that this is true
I'm too lazy to hunt through the archive - I'll just do what I did last time and point it out the next time I see it.
Don't worry Sertii, I'll help you to see your flaws (not all of them though, I don't have THAT much time). Don't change though, I prefer you this way.
>>8389636
IF YOU STOP YOU START SEEING SPIDERS IN YOUR SKIN AND YOU HAVE TO GET THEM OUT AHHHHHHH
>>8389631
amy is for being a cute girl
>>8389636
I'm guessing you start pooping again and hate anal and blowjobs and you cry when you look at yourself in the mirror
>>8389634
>you didn't strike me as the sort of person that would wake up
normally i wouldn't be but i want the most steady levels possible on estrofem
>it's your posture
im not doing it on purpose ;-;
im working on it when i get home, i found some videos on it that look liked they'd be helpful
oh and im gonna start doing yoga every morning alongside eva :)
>>8389607
I hate having shaky hands
>>8389642
Thanks for the info :3
I'll make sure to always have extra, I can't wait!!
>>8389649
> hate anal and blowjobs
I thought you were a lesbian
i was given this link by a calligraphy instructor i emailed to help get better handwriting
http://palmermethod.com
it might help others who have barely legible handwriting like me
>>8389636
estrogen withdrawl is midly uncomfortable when you have completely destroyed your T
estrogen isn't physically addictive, but drugs can be mentally addictive, all that investing that you had to do mentally to get to the point of taking them will seriously make it emotionally painful to be cut off
>>8389654
yeah i know you're working it, I'm just pointing out it's something you can fix :3
>oh and im gonna start doing yoga every morning alongside eva :)
awesome! i was actually gonna start going to the gym as of today.
>>8389647
>Randomly saying im hugboxing every time I say something nice was pretty silly of you so I guess this is something like that again, shorty :^)
It wasn't random. They were all instances in which you were hugboxing someone by saying things that were clearly false. Perhaps you're too much of a pinhead to see that though - I mean, you can take a dumb tranny to logic, but you can't make her think.
I hope you hit your head on a doorframe, beanpole.
>>8389662
I mean, with exceptions...I don't see how that's related though
>>8389607
>tfw used to do my nails as a teen and got banned from church for being a faggot
>tfw left religion and started repressing
>>8389621
you worry too much about what other people think of you
>>8389666
i wanna do that strong curves thing too but god damn so many words
hurts muh adhd brain x(
>>8389675
is that really what that means or are you making that up
>>8389663
Protip: practise your handwriting by writing love letters to Eva.
Don't forget to seal them with a kiss.
>>8389671
a-are you suffering from ufuflu?
you know that could wipe out the entire population of transbians if you let it get out
>>8389668
see, in order to prove I'm hugboxing you need to *prove* that what I'm saying is actually false. Just saying it doesn't make it so nigel - that's not how you pass your exams :^)
>I hope you hit your head on a doorframe, beanpole.
oh don't worry, my height is perfectly normal where I live, generally short people - people around your height - are the ones who need assistance with grabbing things from the top shelf.
>>8389679
it could be the meaning of why are you always are a ghost in your dreams that other people find out and try to catch but I'm not 100% sure because I don't know you well enough.
>>8389685
>Wait HRT will make me gay? Boys are gross muscles and face hair are ugly
yeah who would want to have sex with boys
>>8389676
honestly, I'm just going to do squats, hip thrusts and some hamstring/lower back stuff (can't do deadlifts due to shitty arm :/) and some cardio, and that'll be it.
>>8389687
what's going on this picture
>>8389683
>oh don't worry, my height is perfectly normal where I live, generally short people - people around your height - are the ones who need assistance with grabbing things from the top shelf.
Yeah, well, generally people where you live tend to be dumb, degenerate stoners, so excuse me if I don't put too much stock in what the people where you're from generally do.
I'm taller than the average Dutch person anyway, as long as you exclude males.
>>8389681
desu I'm pansexual but I *usually* prefer girls. I am much more open to dating boys than I was before and instead of only being attracted to only 1% of the boy population before HRT and now it's more like 3%. I still mainly like the pretty/girly ones, but I also like the cute ones too now, and I chicken out from dates not quite as often now as I used to.
>>8389685
HRT has been known to make people who liked boys start to like girls and vice versa, or make a person bisexual.
desu blowjobs and anal are pretty awesome, I'll be honest. If only more boys were prettier.
>>8389694
i know that yoga has a lot of stuff that helps with my core but yeah ill probably do something like that too
>>8389695
just exercising, its fine
>>8389683
5'6 is a-almost enough to reach everything
Is it true that HRT can make you less autistic? I want to be less autistic.
>>8389699
I guess skinny hairless twinks are pretty hot :P
>>8389702
oh okay good!
it's good to exercise!
>>8389698
>as long as you exclude males
honestly nigel you should probably transition, you're the same height as my girlfriend and its adorable when she needs to lift her head to look at me when we're close.
>>8389700
yoga is really good! Also the meditation stuff and all that helps a lot with mental health stuff. Would recommend.
>>8389703
almost ;)
>>8389706
no, the only thing that can make you less autistic is trying to emulate and internalize neurotypical behavior.
>>8389708
you are going to be a full blown daddy worshipper after hrt
>>8389706
other way around, i'm afraid
>>8389715
Nope plz no bully :(
>>8389725
this is the future you chose
what the actual fuck is wrong with me; this wasn't even my first attempt - i shouldn't be let outside
>>8389708
yes the fuck they are
>>8389708
They really are, it's a damn shame they're usually gay.
Plus, I mean, I'm willing to put up with someone being slightly less attractive than ideal for the prospect of getting to bottom.
>>8389714
I'm not Bjorg - you can't meme me into transition.
You're just lucky I have to leave now. I bet Nicole and Nim have an awkward time together today.
>>8389730
I couldnt stand dating a boy prettier than me
>>8389714
usually I take the stepladder when I need to reach something high like a light bulb but when I go shopping alone I just ignore the top shelfes
How to make friend.
>>8389737
You'll have sustained prettiness well into your 40s where the boy will lose his in his late 20s
>>8389751
>You'll have sustained prettiness well into your 40s where the boy will lose his in his late 20s
i take it you don't visit femgen much. they're all on hrt.
>>8389745
luckily almost everyone is taller than me so it's easy to pick someone to take for shopping to help me :D my mom is one of the few people I know who is smaller than me that's why she bought the stepladder.
>>8389755
ill be your friend.
>>8389756
gg then
>>8389755
Actually I think the one I posted was more of a femboy tier, maybe even a trap tier
>>8389708
>>8389765
>gg then
its not fair
they all turn into pretty girls and meanwhile we just turn into girls
>>8389761
Thank fren :3
>>8389765
>tfw probably just don't want to be a meme tranny that likes girls :/
>>8389765
The problem with cute twinks like this is that 90% of them are going to be bottoms. I need me a qt twink top.
>>8389771
I mean, only those of them that won the genetic lottery.
Those of -us- that won the genetic lottery are even prettier imo.
Plus femboys/traps don't get to have boobs or nice big round butts, sooo I think we win.
>>8389777
You need a twunk
pic related
>>8389775
never do or don't do things because of how they are perceived by others, as a tranny you should know that this only leads to unhappiness
if i show up to breakfast wearing the same thing i wore to yesterday's breakfast will that be goofi
>>8389775
lucky for you you will like cute boys
>>8389782
no one will ntice
>>8389785
>have crushes on Howl from the ghibli movie
guilty
>>8389782
have pancakes :)
>>8389785
I don't have daddy issues though, I have mommy issues. I need a mommy. Boys are just fun to play with once in awhile.
>>8389792
Pic related
Holy shit it looks like the archive is BROKEN:
archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/
please check and confirm.
>>8389788
people were looking at me yesterday cuz i came down to breakfast with uncombed hair, in sweatpants and a thin shirt so my gyno was showing
>>8389797
the chaser archive is still up
>>8389798
i suppose the general etiquette is to groom yourself before you go to the common areas but honestly i wouldn't give a fuck and just go eat if i were you
>>8389792
It's a twink that puts on muscle.
>>8389799
Yes
>>8389779
I've been that way my whole life, repressed for fucking ages and did stupid shit in highschool due to peer pressure. I'm just now starting to stop myself from being that way. It's scary most of the time, but sometimes when I do something just for me, that other people disprove of, it feels pretty good :P
>>8389797
>Whoops, looks like something went wrong.
yep
>>8389803
your an idiot this isnt a thing and even if it is its not like it matters. if the chaser archive existed the amount of traffic would be so incredibly low its search engine indexing would be very low. LoveIsOver sucks because sometimes its results float to the top of an search index
>>8389785
>daddy
this is the most disgusting degenerate thing imaginable
>>8389817
didn't realize this was real pleb hours
>>8389817
daddies a best
>>8389816
are you retarded? it's a private archive.
>>8389820
ewww
please stop being gross
>>8389817
look I crave an older male to take care of me and love me and approve of me does that make me degenerate
>>8389826
100% absolutely. Work out your issues in therapy, don't become some gross old dudes fucktoy.
>>8389826
god i need an older guy like that in my life
>>8389825
daddies a best
>>8389836
thats -almost- within reasonable limits. Still gross/weird but not as bad.
And yes that is an atrociously huge age gap. If you're fucking someone who is literally old enough to be your dad, you need help.
fucking terrorists again now my mom tries to stop me from traveling
>>8389850
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth
>>8389850
this is actually just a pedophilic relationship
>>8389846
Where to where?
>>8389850
one of my cis friends was with some guy in his 40s when she was 13. when her dad saw that she kissed him he punched the guy in the face.
>>8389857
middle of nowhere in germany to london
>>8389862
good man, thats an actual pedophile. should've gone to jail.
>>8389850
Fuck you.
>>8389852
how the fuck does translesbianism invalidate anything? That doesn't even make sense.
Im not posting with my trip because it would be too much drama.
Im just gonna kill myself. Im tired. Im going to do it the way Robin Williams did it: i just wanted to come and say im sorry.
Youll be able to figure out who i am in a few days, and i notified another trip so theyll confirm.
Bye mtfg. Its been a fun f3w years.
>>8389869
i know it's tiring but please just keep fighting
>>8389865
her dad is a really good guy but she always had older bfs. when we were 16 her bf called her after we had sex and then I just talked to her 29 year old bf while she went to the bathroom. they had an open relationship but the bf didn't seem to enjoy it that much.
>>8389869
Wait please don't
>>8389821
exactly
literally WHO THE FUCK cares about a private archive. the issue with the current archive is it can be googled and literally any mother fucker can search years worth of text posts here.
idgaf if some pathetic chasers are pic collecting and jerking it to us. I care more about actual human beings, not chasers, finding the archives or something.
>>8389868
look I dont have anything against trans lesbians, it's whatever, to each their own, I'm friends with several and it can be very cute. but if you're going to start this:
We can't really say "Trans women are just women" "We're not creepy men with a fetish I promise" when so fucking many trannies are lesbians. Its like over 10x the rate of cis women. I understand there are other reasons (socialization, male puberty, etc) but it really sucks trying to defend it.
>>8389869
You really shouldn't. There's too much to live for. Not only that, but suicide is contagious and will affect others around you. Please reconsider, there is a lot of love for you, whoever you are.
But if you do I hope you find the peace you're looking for.
>>8389871
'older bfs'
that was an old man molesting a 13 year old
>>8389869
Watch the movie "Shrink" please
Please hang in there anon
>>8389879
I know I was just describing how it went after that. now she always has some guy in his 30s. the legal age to have sex is 14 here.
>>8389869
I know I cant stop you but please dont. Whatever youre feeling right now will pass.
>>8389855
Why? He treated me the same as his wife. You could see the same sparkle in his eyes whenever he saw either of us. For once I felt loved, even more so than by my parents. I even started mentally healing. My house account use was unlimited unlike the limits he had for his children which were all older than me. He also found me hormones, which was no small feat back then.
>>8389862
13 is a bit young even by my standards. I'm not sure I would go out with anybody who couldn't buy me a drink here in the usa.
>>8389891
The relationship was a bad idea. But if it worked out for you, I'm glad.
>>8389869
Don't let the bastards win.
Wow this is one black general.
>>8389900
no
this is a black general
>>8389900
yeah its been pretty depressing
>>8389902
you set that up didnt you
>>8389891
well that's a usa related problem. here you can get hard liquor when you are 13 but probably not in all bars.
>>8389902
classic olive
>>8389869
Good luck, wish I was strong enough ^^
>>8389904
Ded and sad board :(
>>8389871
I know the feeling of security in older lovers. I started at 14 with a 19yo who was willing to use a knife for me. I also had numerous hookups with both males and females from 18 to 40. At 16 a 27yo asked me out thinking I was much older. I acted much older than I was. I had the respect and confidence of both my bosses.
>>8389886
Legal for me was 16 in all three places I lived.
>>8389896
I think for most it would have been bad. I needed the type of support they were able to give me. Also I was much more mature than most of my contemporaries.
>>8389908
I grew up with people who had European attitudes on alcohol. I was drinking wine by 10 or 11, and Long Island iced teas by 13.
She went offline randomly and isnt responding to anything. I'm seriously worried. What do I do?
Finally cleaned up my room today, actually having space in here is nice
Now to spend this month building up courage to go out and take care of transition related stuff and come out to a few people
>>8389900
It's normally this sad
>>8389918
the only real relationship I had was with a 29 year old girl when I was 17. she only was here for 3 weeks because she lived in socal.
the first time I drank was with 15 and I just drank a half bottle of vodka in one hour and don't really remember what happened after that. I never really enjoyed wine or beer only sparkling wine, cocktails or shots. in general almost nobody cares about underage drinking or smoking they just want to sell stuff to anyone.
>>8389902
Look at the smile on that face.
Just another day in the Marine Crops.
>>8389904
Why has it been depressing if I may ask?
>>8389921
Nuh-huh.
>>8389921
yeah having more space is a really good feel. I removed some loads of random stuff I don't really need anymore from my room but I still don't have enough space for another shelf :/
>>8389925
It's gotten crazy here in the US. All those damn religious freaks an their causes. They should teach kids to drink first, then learn to drive a few years later.
>>8389936
maybe that way people who can't control their alcohol consumption wouldn't be able to get a drivers license in the first place. we have alot of car deaths but mostly because people are fucking stupid not because of alcohol or drugs.
>>8389936
>All those damn religious freaks an their causes
I thought that was europe?
>>8389943
no I can't. the only things that would make enough space for another shelf would be the couch or my stereo. I probably have to put parts of my collection away if I want more shelf space. I just have too much important stuff.
>>8389944
The new world seamed to get more than it's share of nut religions. I have more than enough Puritans and Quakers in my family history. Over half of my mom's side of the family. They did do things like run underground railroad stops.
>>8389942
Most of our car related deaths are stupidity too. An interesting stat, cars and trucks kill over 30,000 deer a year in my state. We're still overpopulated with them.
>>8389066
trip on faye
a 10 year age difference is massive
>>8389955
that happens alot here too especially because so many roads near woods are just like stretches of curves only.
most of the religious people are old people here everyone else doesn't seem to care. on the other hand we have church tax for every catholic or evangelic person and it costs 40€ to leave church.
>>8389683
>generally short people - people around your height - are the ones who need assistance with grabbing things from the top shelf.
can you not
>>8389965
lmaooo look qt grabbing stuff for you is my dream ok just please...
>>8389966
i ACTUALLY have trouble reaching the top shelf where i keep my food here you know
>>8389968
do you have to stand on your toes? :o
>go to college in a notoriously left-wing big city in my state because it's the only place near my family that I could get access to HRT
>everyone around me is crazy, to the point that I've met people who are so left-wing that they have slipped into Holocaust denial as an extension of their anti-Zionism
>violence is increasing on and around my campus due to left-wing identity studies professors whipping their students into a frenzy
>radical right wingers from other parts of the state and even other states keep showing up for "free speech" rallies
>free speech is great, but these rallies are more or less just excuses to get into fights with leftists, who take the bait without fail
>after every rally the far right holds here, the local leftists just get more and more agitated and violent
>there have been days where it hasn't been safe to go to class because of various groups attacking or threatening people (usually Palestinian sympathizers attacking Jews or black supremacist students blocking pathways and threatening white and Asian students)
>live in fear in an apartment close to campus with my girlfriend
>have heard people rioting in the streets and have woken up to the sounds of sirens and screaming
>spend most free time eating take-out food and watching documentaries on Netflix
>girlfriend and I are slowly retreating further and further into a strange kind of hikki lifestyle where we stay inside or go to quiet outdoor places together
>mutual interest in manga and anime evolves into straight-up obsession
>slinking further and further into mutual isolation
Anybody else experiencing this? It's a strange feeling. It's like we're alone, but together. I realized the other day that we've developed slang of our own from extended periods without major contact with other people. How unhealthy is this?
>>8389961
curves are great for confusing deer and getting them killed. I have one along side my farm, and it takes out over a deer a week.
>>8389961
Religion is dying among the young here. You still have the nutcases, but they are getting fewer and fewer.
>>8389970
My life changed because I was able to get a box off the top shelf without assistance like a stool.
>>8389971
Shades of the 60s again.
>>8389970
s-shut up
How does this even happen.
>>8388616
Should I detrans and join the army?
>>8389992
That's not a good idea, anon.
>>8389993
It's the best idea I ever had.
So if i stopped pissing blood and it only really happened after i passed a stone then im probably ok right?
can anyone read two short paragraphs i wrote?
>>8389998
Because I don't have a good body for transing, but I have the perfect body for the army.
>>8390000
post body
>>8390001
It's easier to just say that I'm tall with wide shoulders and a big ribcage.
>>8390002
dont believ eyou
post body
>>8389999
sure
>>8389999
what are they about?
>>8389999
yes, proxie friend
im awake now
i really am!
>>8390009
hi nim.
>>8390011
oh cool im following (you)
>>8390003
I'd rather protect this place from the unholy sight of my body.
>>8390012
hi maddie
hru
>>8390011
the story is intriguing
>>8390015
stopped pissing blood and talked a friend down from suicide so i guess im ok other than the fact its 3 am and i only got maybe 3 hours of sleep so far.
>>8390011
where can i post corrections?
>>8390009
good morning nim
w-why does it keep sounding like someone's messing with my hotel room door
>>8390017
you should try to get some rest maddie
>>8390021
dammit shes onto me
>>8389990
leddit meets pol
>>8390021
let me in i got pizza
>>8389998
>why not transition and join the army
Getting raped isn't fun
>>8390011
>tfw you realise you are dead
I enjoyed reading that. it's an interesting short story.
>>8390021
its just a ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BobA5ujHkvU
>>8390025
Oh it's Lily.
>>8390018
erm, maybe in a paste bin or directly to me on discord?
>>8390030
Yeah I'll just get fit then enlist.
>>8390029
Hi tomoko :p
No your body is not an army body
>>8390037
I'm not Tomoko.
>>8390034
is this tomoko emily?
>>8390040
I can't believe my identity has been revealed.
>>8390038
you could be tho
>>8390043
Don't have a good enough body.
>>8390034
enlist as a girl
how do I find someone to buy me things in exchange for lewd acts
>>8390042
Why are there Australians in MY thread?
>>8390044
australia lets you enlist as a girl
>>8390047
go to bars where rich guys hang out
>>8390050
last I remembered you were actually pretty cute
>>8390050
if you are young enough to enlist, then you have a chance at some hip growth.
>>8390050
I didn't realise you still covertly lurked here. I thought you left a long time ago.
>>8390051
im only 20 ;-;
>>8390058
Dress up cute, smile, and walk in.
>>8390043
what do I need to be tomoko aside from tired eyes, messy hair and pale af skin?
>tfw your much-older half-sibling's a literal chainsmoking meth-using single mother disowned by your father but it's me wearing women's shoes that mum finds shocking and inaccessible
>>8390059
but what if they card me ;-;
itll be so embarrassing
>>8390060
Manic depression
>>8390054
I'm not, maybe my face is cute AT some angles but in real life, I'm disgusting.
>>8390056
I actually can enlist.
>>8390057
I haven't posted in a long time actually. Or even lurked.
buy me a trach shave!!!!
>>8390058
wait outside of the bar and take the drunken rich guys that go outside. especially easy if you can't smoke in the bar.
>>8390066
*shaves ur trach*
okay now get your brows done and meet up with your mom
>>8390064
I already have that.
>>8390068
um ok but then what
>>8390071
i really really really really want to get my brows done anon
>>8390074
sorry for teasing you about it then :(
>>8390065
>I haven't posted in a long time actually. Or even lurked.
You should post more. I liked it better when you were around more.
>>8390075
i really really really really want a trach shave anon
>>8390077
Why would you like me around, anon? I'm garbage.
>>8390074
Cool, go for it!
A makeup artist tweezed mine the first time.
>>8390081
no i can't ;-;
>>8390078
do you have a job at the moment?
or are you in contact with any informed consent places near you back home?
>>8390074
I want to get mine threaded, but I just go out and like walk halfway there, then bitch out and go home
>>8390072
:(
same though
>>8390073
just take one of the guys with you and have some fun with him. like first flirt with him a bit and then ask him if he wants to go with you somewhere. then you take him somewhere to show him your lewd acts you have to offer. give him your number and maybe you can develop some kind of relationship to him nothing serious but after some time ask him for favors or money and see how he responds and drop him if he doesn't give you anything.
>>8390086
Idk I left here because I was getting sad from it and becoming very annoying.
>>8390080
I just like you. You're a fun presence to have in the thread.
>>8390089
thanks for the game plan homes
>>8390087
it sucks. like even when I have success at something I don't feel good about it. it's all just so boring because I never really have to put much effort into something to make it really good. I just write a great song or make a good video and feel the same as I do when I make my coffee in the morning.
>>8390090
understandable.
>>8390095
then thin them out slowly. a little bit every week.
>>8390106
id be scared id mess it up
>>8390103
>I don't think I'm fun at all, I'm incredibly depressing.
WELL LET'S JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE THEN
I'm glad you got away from this dumphole if that's been helping you to feel better though.
>>8390112
It did for a bit, but now I've gotten even more depressed once again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30RGX_A9drs
>>8390107
there are good tutorials on the net.
>>8390115
just publish them what is there to lose? I have a yt show, a band and do some design and therapy work on the side but don't actually have a job that pays my bills.
>>8390114
Have you started practising with make up and outfits yet? Are you using your girl voice to fish for attention while playing online games?
>>8390131
No to all, I don't even have the chance to considering I'm in high school and all.
>>8390140
Why does being in high school make a difference?
Don't do a Shakira and just sit at home while popping titty skittles and expecting to turn into a girl overnight. It's good to get out of your comfort zone.
>>8390143
High School just makes it harder to do things like get a job to buy all that stuff. Plus it leaves me with less time to do stuff towards transition.
>>8390033
https://pastebin.com/
>>8390131
>Are you using your girl voice to fish for attention while playing online games?
What to do when they call you a faggot and make fun of your voice?
>>8390130
The are weird as fuck, I write them about my Temazepam induced dreams.
Like one is about a princess in a floating castle above a planet of people and kittens, and every time she breaths one of them dies but she doesn't know.
Like her parents are hiding it from her and hi-jinks ensue with her finding out and figuring out why it happens and trying to stop it.
Idk that just sounds retarded why would people read that?
>>8390147
Sounds like excuses to me.
Aren't you in your last year of high school though? Maybe you can start full-time once you go to university.
>>8390165
Yea that's the plan.
>>8390162
we live in a world where nothing is too weird there is always someone who is interested in stuff. there are people who unironically enjoy cake farts or buying the feces of artists so come one your stories aren't too weird to be liked.
>>8390162
Just stretch some "meaning" over it and you're a genius.
>>8390158
>What to do when they call you a faggot
Say thank you
>>8390158
threaten to kiss them
>>8390167
It's a good plan. You better stick to it.
>me: I should repress
>*looks at photos of myself from 2015 and 2014*
>me: ok never mind cute boy on hrt it is
got cypro and still have ~90 100mg spiro
seems a waste to start cyp before using them
>>8390187
I'll try.
>>8390200
yeah at least do something with them
Sometimes I miss here.
>>8390226
me too
>>8390192
you arent going to be a cute boy
you are going to be a cute girl
Friendly reminder that the earth is flat
Don't fall for the big globe meme
>>8390233
The earth is flat and you're straight
>>8390143
The hell with that I'll just go to femgen so I never need to pass
I NEED MUH COMfORT ZONE
>>8390233
I fell off the edge a few weeks ago.
>tfw boss gets yelled at by our union representative
Delicious
>>8390233
I think it's on a giant turtle as well
>>8390235
Straight as an arrow tyvm
>>8390242
Some of the posts over the weekend make me really question this statement.
>>8390233
It's conspiracy by big globe because they know that if people knew the Earth was flat, they'd buy maps instead.
>the earth is round
>your chest is flat
why ;~;
>>8390246
elanna's lesbian adventures is just a spin-off and should not be treated as canon in /mtfg/ lore
>>8390246
Lies and slander, as >>8388702 pointed out I am merely having a stroke
>>8390232
I trust you and hrt over the negative voices in my head
>watch https://youtu.be/5scez5dqtAc?t=910
>suddenly wish i had the means to move to france, & i 1ce had a distaste for french culture
idk what's wrong w/ me, i think this really weet gesture has me swooning for macron, & obviously the solidarity being displayed by the french people
>>8390251
induce lactation
>>8390251
>Tfw you dont even have slight gyno
take hrt they said, youll look female they said....
bigest meme going so glad i decided to stay a manly man desu.
Need ffs or maybe i should just take out a loan or something for it.
>>8390278
S-so your f-faggotry isn't your f-faggotry?
>>8390284
you have pretty eyes and lips
>>8390281
My chest is the same as it was pre hrt
Scrawny and flat
>>8390271
>What if I want it to be canon because it's cute?
too bad lizzy, we can't always get what we want
where did you go for so long anyway?
>>8390281
take more hormones to induce lactation. sometimes that helps breast growth.
you will also have milk coming out of you though.
>>8390292
This scares me I'm scrawny as fuck :(
>>8390295
sometimes it gives you blood clots too
>>8390298
I mean I'd probably like to kiss and cuddle and make out with her and stuff. In a non gay way of course.
>>8390298
>Some bullshit happened and I can't post nearly as much now
i hope it ain't nothing serious that can't be fixed
maybe it's a blessing in disguise though, not having to be around here quite so much
>>8390305
yeah and breast cancer and infections and so on
but its still unlikely unless ur dumb
>tfw kinda want to do it
>>8390309
>Wait wtf I'll actually produce milk??
Only if you want to. You gotta put in some extra work. Though sometimes it happens on its own, especially on progesterone. If you really want to make it happen though there are other non-standard hormones you can take, as well as regular stimulation/pumping and so on.
>try to do anything
>really shitty at it
>keep practicing and try to get really good
>study, take a lot of time to try and understand things
>all this knowledge
>still actually shit
>makes me angry
>i have nowhere to put the anger
>i'm not good at anything i try to do, there's no reason to even live
>why haven't you killed yourself then yet huhwhy haven't you killed yourself then yet huhwhy haven't you killed yourself then yet huhwhy haven't you killed yourself then yet huhwhy haven't you killed yourself then yet huhwhy haven't you killed yourself then yet huhwhy haven't you killed yourself then yet huhwhy haven't you killed yourself then yet huhwhy haven't you killed yourself then yet huhwhy haven't you killed yourself then yet huh
happy birthday
>>8390310
i've been on 10mg a day and didn't get lactation, granted that it was a short period of time when i thought some of them were sugar pills, usually i was on 8
lactation aside didn't grow tits in two years either that couldn't be dismissed as moobs
>>8390314
If she's local
I know where I stand on ldrs
>>8390272
i mean, unless germany is willing to make the same offer, i guess it's gonna be france.
as soon as i can mobilize, of course
>>8390319
I also know where you stand on them.
Should I keep my fingers crossed for you? Wish you luck? Roll on the floor and do a weird incantation?
>>8390309
Arugula and prosciutto are the best toppings!
>>8390317
Want to suicide pact? :)
>>8390323
You probably don't have to, you'd easily pass if you actually tried.
Your life to waste though I guess.
>>8390327
I'm not sure what I need desu ;-;
>>8390326
I was on progesterone and trying to milk myself daily at the time lol. Don't trust the shit you read online is what I learned.
>>8390326
o, thanks, you've just reminded me.
since my tranniversary is tomorrow, i was thinking about using a bit of my paycheck to procure progesterone.
what are the benefits/risks?
>>8390315
>Tfw parent or sibling walk into my room as I'm pumping for milk
>>8390336
Well I hope in time that you get something that makes you happy.
How've you been lately anyway?
>>8390337
Ive known at least two trans girls to successfully induce lactation, so I'm going off a mix of them and online stuff. Try Domp tho.
>>8390338
benefits: might make your boobs bigger/rounder
detriments: it might do nothing and waste your time and money
>>8390341
>living with your family
though if my roommate walked it that'd be pretty awkward too
UGH all this talking about it makes me want to try it.
>>8390347
well, then i doubt it will do nothing, since i've already experienced a little growth over the past year
>>8390348
well then go for it. I use it and I'm told I have nice boobs.
>>8390347
>living with your family
No choice really, too poor, but really want to move out so I can practice my voice :/
>>8390347
I'm completely flat broke and the gov is gonna repo my shit if they can to get back welfare. Maybe in the next life i'll be born a girl and don't have to jump through stupid hoops to get personal validation in a body that gets clocked with or without lactation. On the positive side at least it's not the gov of the country I'm currently residing in that wants to get my stuff, the negative side is that I will likely get deported there
>>8390345
I've been super drained tbqh mostly from work
I've been trying to get them to roll back my hours to part time at work, gonna talk to the scheduling person (for the 4th time I might add) today to say that I've been scheduled outside of my availability for next week.
>>8390358
>well then induce lactation and put your milk in their cereal for a laff
Wew that's fucked up senpai, but I'm not on HRT yet so it'll be a while, could even be gone by then :)
>>8390354
how much is the regular dosage?
like, in milligrams?
>>8390366
Oh fuck yeah it'd be hilarious, pay back my mother for breastfeeding me :P
>quitting HRT and energy drinks at the same time
fucking hell I thought I was going to die all of yesterday
>>8390367
note: breastmilk is sweeter than cow milk. definitely a different taste. so y'know if you do it keep it to a minimum and make sure they're eating sugary cereal.
>>8390361
That sounds like shit. I hope you can get it to work out for you. Retail is aids.
well i guess im gonna go get on the way to meet nim
time to put on my "im confident and normal" face instead of "im a fucking trainwreck human" one, which is my normal face.
>>8390376
I've been drinking 2 cans of monster every day for like 2-3 weeks now. I legitimately thought I was dying. I can't imagine how bad heroin or benzos are.
The Australian Human Rights Commission has submitted the complaint to the QLD state government over my inability to update my birth certificate and therefore find work, including relevant national legislature that I only understand one phrase of... the other two relevant phrases are too legalese for me
5B, 22 and 40(2B)
https://www.legislation.gov.au/Details/C2016C00880
it'd be amazing if this ended up being a case that the human rights commission took to the courts
>>8390368
why are you quitting hrt :/
>>8390378
>developing chemical dependence this easily
natalie please never, ever pick up smoking
>>8390376
I mean I kinda want to unironically induce. It seems fun. and its said to increase breast size. and tfw no bf to suck on my milky trap boobs.
>>8390380
she's getting the snip soon
>>8390380
I have to be off for 2 weeks before orchiectomy. Maybe "quitting" isn't a good word, but it's still a miserable 2 weeks nonetheless.
>>8390381
I used to vape a lot, went to cigarillos. Was at a point I was smoking like 12 swisher sweets a day. Wasn't really addicted, just a fun thing to do that got me more alert. Quitting was really easy, no dependence or withdrawal at all, just stopped cold turkey and never looked back. Because....it was really annoying to keep buying more.
>>8390388
you were lucky i guess
i kinda had a 3 day long meltdown after quitting cigs cold turkey in april
not very fun
>>8390372
This place really is clinging to me and refusing to let me move on. I may be starting work at the university in July but until that's finalized I'm unwilling to just walk ;-;
Getting banned from trans spaces is hilarious. Bunch of filthy hons
What do you do about family members not accepting you?
>>8390388
how much is the orchi?
>>8390398
just cut them out of your life forever
>>8390397
Angie pls
>>8390398
deal w/ growing anxiety & feelings of resentment — until you become a radical libertarian socialist
>>8390378
I used to drink a shit load of energy drinks too, but I've switched to pic related, so fucking good.
Also I'm on prescription benzos so I never not have any so I don't get withdrawal, but I'm probably dependant on them :/
>>8390381
I'll probably do that, too fucking skinny and don't want cone tits.
>>8390392
Quit cigs cold turkey too, spent a fucking fortune getting my teeth whitened.
>>8390405
Pls what?
Hugboxers and hons need to die.
>>8390407
need to get a bf to drink from me tho
wew lass only 15 people staying at my hotel today
>tfw literally no tips today
>>8390409
you are your own worst enemy
it's really great.
around this time last year, i decided to start on hrt.
last friday, i received my job offer.
june is such a nice month X3
>>8390417
*tips korra a snickers bar*
u earnt it
>>8390419
Is because I refuse to live in delusion?
>>8390420
huh.
it's been a while since i've seen images of him, but load galax sure has style
>>8390421
ty anon I will save this for all time
okay goodnight
>>8390420
>june is such a nice month
I wish that were true for me, congrats on the job :)
>>8390425
companies pay waitresses less than minimum wage and let tips cover the rest of our wage
but if you don't get tipped then you just get cucked out of money and make only 4$ an hour
feels bad man and yes it's the norm
>>8390428
>$32 for a day standing around doing the bare minimum of work
I mean, it could be worse
$32 is a good mascara
>>8390428
Fuck that sucks, I didn't know that. That shouldn't be legal tbqh
>>8390436
Welcome to America
One of the worst first world countries to live in
>>8390428
customers shouldn't submit to this cuckery just because that's the way how it works.
>>8390440
This
A waitress should only get tipped based on her performance.
>>8390443
and maybe jew bosses should be forced to pay real wages
>>8390443
yeah and nobody can tell me it's impossible to achieve that or that it would be too expensive because it definitly works everywhere else.
>>8390444
America's wealth is runned by Jews
>>8390445
They can but's not how they want to work the system
>>8390445
I start waitresses at 20% for their tip.
Everytime they make a mistake, they lose 2.5%
Any transbians in anchorage alaska?