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MTFG - "male" to cute girl general

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Brain transplant edition


• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Last time, on mtfg
... >>8383826
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>>8386129
I wanna gf u tbqh
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>>8386128
>Brain transplant edition
Lord knows there's more than a few people here who could benefit from that.
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Reminder that no matter how bad life gets or how ugly you feel, it could be worse!
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Remember if you aren't curvy, you failed transition
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>>8386133
Inb4 you bluescreened her with that.
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> go out to eat ice cream in my town for the first time in years with my grandparents
> obviously have to randomly meet my ex
> she doesn't recognize me and sits at the table next to me
> grandpa start a story with "back then when we still had *deadname*"
> _INTERNAL SCREAMING_

At least shes fatter than me
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>>8386133
B-b-b-b-b-b-but why. Im even more of a dork than you
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hi im a nonpasser and i got an amazing gf who dotes on me but im still madly depressed what do
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>>8386145
Start trying to pass. What possible other response could we give?
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>>8386143
>implying that doesn't make you cuter
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>>8386128
god I want digital consciousness upload to become a thing in my lifetime so so badly
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>>8386147
But if we're both shy and dorky and subby its gonna be like this
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>>8386146
No one passes except for elanna
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>>8386146
passing is impossible
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>>8386145
trip on nicole
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>>8386148
But what happens when you upload to a server, and start controlling a puppet corpse instead of your body, but then some shit goes down during the 4th world War and you lose contact with your original host body and then you're stuck in the corpse and then your real body wakes up and starts functioning independently of your higher level thinking and then starts acting like a manic pixie and a flamer and you're stuck in a dead person because you uploaded your brain to a server to escape the dysphoria and you're forced to watch as the hormones continue to work for your original body and then she gets hot but you cant get back in.

>>8386155
Yeah, I guess I don't really either.
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>>8386148
If you were uploaded into the digitnal network, you'd be a virus.
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daily reminder
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>>8386154
You know, I suspect there would be no issues so long as one of us broke the touch barrier..
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>>8386155
so all people just want to make me feel good ?
i'm kinda ok with that i think
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>>8386141
don't worry franzi, i bet she turns into a cishon too

at least you got to have ice cream
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>>8386163
>the touch barrier
The touch barrier? is that like where we would both be too scared to touch the other one first?
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>>8386162
Forgot cornflakes passes also
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Mtfg I'm really bored
Entertain me pls
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>>8386162
ufufu is cuter than every trip on that list though
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>>8386179
Thats not how you spell elanna.
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>>8386179
Ufufu has fas
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>>8386167
Yeah basically. Like, once people are comfortable with that usually subsequent "moves" are a lot easier
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>>8386181
elanna is like a mean version of jennifer lawrence, sorry

>>8386184
ufufu does not have FAS, although she does suffer from congenital cuteness
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>>8386186
I um. Im not quite sure what you mean by moves.
>>8386188
Ufufu literally talks about having a droopy face on discord you know that right?

Also elanna >jlaw just sayin
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it's interesting to me that tier lists died down as a meme to the point all the ones posted these days include trips who have been gone forever
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So i was guy voicing on acid most of the trip on Friday and then I needed to pee, so we (me and 2 cis girls) went into a public bathroom in an office complex (a giant one in the capital of NY), and so I go onto the women's room (I was passing pretty well - or tripping too hard to give a shit) and I'm standing up peeing in the stall and my friend yells:

"hey, Sarah - so are you seriously getting surgery?"

And I just didn't answer. She yells after a silent moment "Like all the way reassignment" and I yelled back in a surprisingly cis voice "bitch are you seriously screaming that at me?"

Thankfully there was no one else in the bathroom somehow but still.

Someone else walked in right as my friend is like doing the anime "omg I'm so sorry" thing.

Then we sat and looked at some crazy art.
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>>8386188
She has the physical deformities that FAS is associated with.
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>>8386192
>Ufufu literally talks about having a droopy face on discord you know that right?
you can't trust any trip to say nice things about themselves though

>Also elanna >jlaw just sayin
exceptionally poor taste, but i've come to expect that from our resident canadian posters
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>>8386201
>exceptionally poor taste
Jlaw is that one girl who pretends to be dorky and clumsy because she thinks its cute. Elanna is actually that cute without meaning to be.
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>>8386197
yes, well, one person's "deformities" is another person's cute features

we need to stop bullying ufufu before it tears our community apart
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>>8386216
So you find people with FAS to be attractive?
Interesting
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>>8386201
Ok so like, say someone were to like hold someone's hand, that would be making a move. Then say someone were to kiss someone, that would be making a move. Or hypothetically say someone asked to cuddle. That kinda stuff, you know?
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>>8386221
>Or hypothetically say someone asked to cuddle
Do you want to cuddle?
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>>8386218
i find cute people attractive, sue me
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>>8386226
She isn't cute though
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the last tranny is in captivity
the galaxy is at peace
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>>8386228
ufufu is widely regarded by the /mtfg/ community as being one of the cutest trips to ever post here

one dissenting opinion won't change that, ufufu-hater
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>>8386234
Mtfg is known to have bad taste.
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>>8386238
even broken clocks are right twice a day

i wouldn't trust /mtfg/ to empty a bucket with a hole in the bottom, but they're right on this one
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>>8384509
i-im really not sure, she just sorta... hates me now?
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>>8386247
They think sheen passes when she clearly doesn't
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i forgot to take my hrt this morning so im detransed again
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>>8386224
Yes, absolutely, I personally am a huge fan of cuddling especially when it's with qts
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>>8386206
>Elanna is actually that cute without meaning to be.
Elanna is a lot of things without meaning to be, but I'm not sure "cute" is one of them. She's an acquired taste, that's for sure.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13111560
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tfw no one will ever think im cute
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>>8386260
nobody genuinely thinks sheen passes except for turbo-hugboxers

although she does have a very good voice
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>>8386270
>tfw the only one with a bad voice
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i was thinking about my cat back home and i realized i miss my cat more than i miss my mom

i don't even think i miss my mom like at all actually..

but that's not right, even though there's a lot of things she does that are bad she always does it because she thinks it's in my best interest

i mean, i wouldn't even be able to go on this trip if she hadn't helped financially along with my sister

i don't know, i guess id like to have a good relationship with my mom but i don't know if that's possible anymore, im always gonna wanna have that distance
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>>8386273
mine is p bad
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>>8386270
Only about 5% of Mtfg actually passes
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>>8386274
i mean same

my mother might be responsible for most of my mental health problems but i still wish some day i can have a healthy relationship with my family

i don't want to hate them even if they've hurt me a lot

but alas, idk what's gonna happen when i come out to them
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PLEASE respond
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>>8386285
Have a (you).
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>>8386282
its a weird feel because i want to be close to her yet at the same time im the one who's keeping us at a distance
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>>8386275
It's not bad, although it could use some work. I like Nim's voice.
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>>8386265
How is your day so far? Also w-w-w-w-who said i wanted to cuddle you i was just asking. I mean maybe i do. Sort of. Kind of. a lot
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i saw the template a few generals ago, so i decided to participate.
sorry i'm a bit late
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>>8386295
Nicole is that you?
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>>8386295
forgot trip, sorry
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>>8386288
yeah i get you

i want to be able to have a proper friendly relationship with my mom because aside from the fact she's an overbearing mess who clearly has bpd i know she's a really intelligent woman and also genuinely cares about me

the problem is that she's too fucked in the brain to ever go back to living with her and her super catholic upbringing might very well drive her towards disowning me if i tell her i'm trans
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>>8386300
>my nicole
>a filthy anarchist

please
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>>8386302
Oh yeah you're the other underage communist here.
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>>8386310
i'm 24 >:(
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>>8386311
I was thinking more of your mental age.
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>>8386305
dont be mean to anarchists

if it wasnt for one we would've taken a lot longer to get together
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>>8386310
& i'm a syndicalist.
i love bakunin.
i haven't read marx yet, so can't call myself a communist, & i don't want to
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>>8386294
>>8386221
You two are so retarded you can't even get your (you)s right half the time. Maybe you do deserve each other after all.
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>>8386318
I CANT HELP IT IM FUCKING NERVOUS JUST KILL ME
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>>8386316
no1currs

>>8386318
Whingie stop being mean to your betters.
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>>8386322
Not me
I think it's cute that Elanna is letting out her transbian side
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>>8386322
Also don't know why you call them my betters.
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>>8386315
that's FAIR
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It's starting to make sense now, elanna is a chaser who takes advantage of girls here, and she felt threatened by me
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>>8386294
You're fucking adorable when you're all flustered you know that?
My day is nothing to write home about but at least it's almost halfway over
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Sunday is a meme.
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>>8386342
look if elanna is a chaser its obvious she wouldn't go for you, they're called tranny chasers, not granny chasers.
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>>8386348
>hons fighting hons
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>>8386348
jesus christ
did our resident pedo just get btfo
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>>8386348
>the other transbian gets mad

Really gets the clock wheels greased
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>>8386348
made me lol irl
>>8386346
no why did you have to say that now my face is crimson i swear its a sun burn.
>least it's almost halfway over
Is it less strenuous than other days? It really seems to take its toll on you somtimes and i just wanna snuggle you i mean hug you so badly when i hear about it.
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>>8386348
First Kayler now Nicole.
Sick!
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under normal circumstances, i'd think this tranny soap opera shit is cute, but i have a serious headache.
ow >_<
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I guess if you wanted to prey on people you'd have to attack every good caring person in the thread like a sperg for months, and then latch into whoever bought it
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>>8386351
You call that a burn?
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>>8386359
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>>8386358
Nice blog post.
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>>8386363
Trip on Nicole/sertii
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>>8386364
wow, that asian chick is acting kinda gross :/
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>>8386359
>>8386359
You could always leave.
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>>8386365
>implying either of us would drop trip for that
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>>8386358
I want to fake an international romance in real time on an anime message board in front of a live audience, what steps would I need to take
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>>8386372
>international romance
You know she only lives 1 province away from me right?
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>>8386348
we in the t-girl appreciation community actually find the term "chaser" to be a derogatory exonym and urge you not to use it

if you could just call us tranny connoisseurs instead, that'd be preferable
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>>8386375
i think that's worse, actually
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>>8386375
Eww no
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>>8386374
Is this an implication that I was harassing you guys rn?
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>>8386370
>implying your petty asses wouldn't
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>>8386377
it's a hard thing to put a positive spin on, but we're trying our best here
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>>8386381
>implying either of us ever drop trip for any reason at all
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>>8386381
This fake replying with your trips off really has to stop
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>>8386380
No i was simply correcting your assumption that it was international. Compared to my ex shes right next door.
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>>8386354
Mission accomplishedddd
Idk it's been a bit better for the past bit because we're fully staffed again but I'm mostly drained. I havn't had more than 2 consecutive days off since January.
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>>8386382
no, i mean calling yourselves "tranny connoisseur" kind of dehumanizes us.
stop it
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>>8386383
>implying you never start drama wth your trips off
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>>8386387
Oh

There's a couple in a fake international romance here right now though
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>>8386389
>tranny connoisseur
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I can't breathe here.
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>>8386388
>again but I'm mostly draine
Dawww i wish i could give you a nice relaxing massage so bad right now

>>8386390
I start drama with my trip off the you mad pic was me.
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>>8386395
that animu should stop being stupid
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>>8386390
no
>>8386395
yes
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>>8386389
fine, only because it's you asking though
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>>8386375
Just say your poly and see her like any other human being

And then suck her dick
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>>8386396
dude, it was a fucking typo.
get over yourself
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>>8386401
Boys should date boys since you're both boys
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>>8386398
This was my guess

But I'm not autistic

This is also why anon isn't consensus, it's always a trip that likes you or hates you
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>>8386395
Objectively correct.
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>>8386359
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>>8386409
I mean desu i didnt mean to drop trip desu im posting on /pol/ atm and i always take it off to post on there. Sometimes i forget to retrip up. Like my first this morning.
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>>8386410
o, you changed your tripcode?
i like it
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>>8386405
I was laughing about the term, not the typo sperg.
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>>8386407
same
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>>8386412
I want to thank you for sharing that nick, it was brave of you, I'll put your artwork on the fridge
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>>8386417
ok, w/e
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Half this thread
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>>8386415
I switch between this one and the nazi one depending on my mood.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13111892
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>>8386419
yeah i guess i should use photoshop for nobler pursuits similar to yours such as photoshopping my pictures so i can ERP with people half my age
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>>8386430
Im sorry I don't want to keep bullying you, I was reading a site and it really opened my eyes to your plight
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>>8386428
its obviously me
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>>8386433
>>8386428
?????we're equally autistic wtf
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>>8386432
Is this why i get bullied so much? Makes sense.
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>>8386426
>zna's mood is either spiders or nazism
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>>8386420
That's right, keep on walking.
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>>8386432
>pic
>goths are autistic
ok that's pretty funny
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are dietary guidelines for trans girls the same as for cis men?

e.g., the "1500 calorie minimum" limit, etc.
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>>8386439
lmao
>>8386445
no
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autism made me a tranny
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>>8386439
It's usually both, desu.
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>>8386432
You seem pretty booty blasted about this.
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>>8386423
The entirety of this thread.
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>>8386457
Trip on sertii
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>>8386441
ok, are you stupid?
>That's right, keep on walking.
fucking internet tough guy
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>>8386449
>no
why not?
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>>8386461
Alines chill dont let some random anon get under your skin so easy.
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>>8386436
>Bully complains of getting bullied

>>8386432
But if autists cannot experience empathy, how are they vulnerable to bullying?
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>>8386435
typical fuckin commie
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>>8386465
different hormones
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>autistic tripfags dominating the thread
too bad hormones don't cure histrionic personality disorder
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>>8386468
You know i hate talking to you but it was obviously a joke. Are you sure YOU arent the one with autism?
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>>8386466
ok.

god, this headache.
i feel really irritable rn :(
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>>8386469
wtf
>>8386473
SAD
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>>8386445
Diet is based on muscle mass, you have more then cis women generally and less then cis men

>>8386436
It's Probably because you're adorable
>>8386452
This person was failing at life and had emotionally abusive parents that destroyed their sense of masculinity so they grasped onto whatever thing could provide them with a community and an answer to why their head was fucked up

This person is what we call a Nicole
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>>8386476
>god, this headache.
Take advil, drink water, close your eyes, stop staring at screen.
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>>8386461
Geez it was just a corny joke.
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>>8386480
>It's Probably because you're adorable
Isn't she a little old for you, Faye?
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How are you going to feel that Islam will control most of the world by 2070?
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>>8386482
but it's still morning.
idk if i have advil, & i can't buy anything rn.
i'll have some water
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>>8386480
>grandma has an autistic meltdown at thanksgiving dinner
what a shitty episode of /mtfg/, i might change the channel
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>>8386482
>>8386488
and some salt
trust me
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I love how bitchy everyone gets towards each other for no real reason.

It's beautiful.
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>>8386490
More like
>grandma has an autistic meltdown when she realizes shes all alone and her arch nemesis finally has someone.
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*starts drama*
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>>8386495
>>8386490
Less salt plx
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>>8386496
It's still preferable to dysphoria talk.
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>>8386496
Faye's just shit.
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>>8386496
nah mostly just to pedos honestly
>>8386498
accurate
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Pretty passing cis girl with no dysphoria but you are blind.
y/n?
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>>8386500
i knew it was you
>>8386505
no dude being blind is horrible
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>>8386505
no but only because you would never get to look into the eyes of the person you really care about and see how much they love you back. As cheesy as that sounds that would really bother me a lot
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>>8386505
Ehhhhhhh, I don't want to rely on someone else *that* much in my life. Also, I like doing shit that requires seeing things.
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>>8386506
>no dude being blind is horrible
so is being a manbeast ngl
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>>8386505
How would I know I was pretty if I were blind?
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>>8386505
nah
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>>8386474
Well, it's just that you seem to lack any sense of insight and are a the typical right wing bully that can't take what she dishes.

I'm pretty sure I don't have autism.

>>8386503
Hiw can Faye be shit when only nazis are shit?
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>>8386505
I couldn't appreciate being pretty though!
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>>8386504
>>8386503
>>8386498
>>8386490
>>8386484
>>8386490

^_^ stay mad faggots
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Friendly reminder not to reply to the predatory chaser

>>8386398
Not just a massage
I need like 24 hours asleep
O-or cuddling those also are good for that
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>>8386295
>stirner scares me
new translation of unique and it's property by wolfi who hype
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>>8386398
>Dawww i wish i could give you a nice relaxing massage so bad right now

relatable feel
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>>8386523
>O-or cuddling those also are good for that
y-y-you know we could um maybe cuddle if you wanted to I think you look super cute and soft. Also i gotta go mow the lawn so il be gone for a while ttyl cutie i hope your day goes well
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>>8386506
>>8386510
>>8386513
>>8386514
>>8386518
what about being completely lame in legs/wheelchair bound?
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>>8386523
>elanna grooms a target while snapping at people
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>>8386519
Shame about that person's mom
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>>8386531
Awe fuck I timed my lunch break terribly
I'll talk to you later I guess ;-;
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>tfw no mommy gf
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>>8386534
Yeah sure, prosthetics are advancing nicely.
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>>8386537
omg no i can stay until after your lunch. what are you eating?
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>>8386534
i feel like you under-appreciate what a huge privilege it is to be able-bodied
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>>8386523
would cuddle/10
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>>8386540
Bean and pork burritoooooo
I'm working through those ones that I was cooking the other day I still have like 25 of them to finish
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>>8386534
Couldn't you just take one of my fingers or something?
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Is Faye really after under age girls?
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>>8386536
I think it's cute they're both transitioning
>>8386538
Would you like me to get you some snacks while you head up stairs and play video sweetie?
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>>8386534
Considering that no one here ever does anything or goes outside, it sounds like a rather generous deal.
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>>8386535
>Grooming cis tits
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>>8386547
n-n-no shes mine.

>>8386548
Oh yeah you told me you made all of those and showed me but i just forgot sorry I feel blonde.

>>8386557
im ok with her grooming me
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>>8386551
Which faye?
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>>8386555
Sad really
If I had a wife and she wanted to transition ftm, I'd drop her quickly
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>>8386555

Please
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>>8386551
Is anon really just anon?
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>>8386557
She's obviously into people who act like they're 15, she was literally about to go mow the lawn for her parents but put it off because

MOMMMM IM TALKING TO MY INTERNET GIRLFRIEND LEAVE ME ALONE
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>>8386566
>Internet gf
Hilarious
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>>8386562
I'm not straight so yeah we'd be friends
>>8386563
Good girl
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>>8386559
That whole day was probably a blur so I don't blame you
Wish I'd put more spice in them desu
Got anything planned for later?

>>8386566
We're literally the same age and I was literally in the same position less than a year ago chill out
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>>8386573

You're the best, mommy!
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I don't know why you guys don't convert local straight women to homosexuality

It's really the best
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>>8386548
>25 burritos
That's five 5s and that's terrible.
I'm gonna make everyone at work call you Burrito girl, we're gonna change your name tag.
>Who's opening today?
>Weird burrito girl, I think she's Mexican or something
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>>8386566
Oh this the one where Elanna makes bad life decisions!

I really these episodes because we rarely get to witness Elanna making the worst decisions and are inly regularly treated to the aftermath and sadness of these decisions.
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>>8386571
>tfw just broke up with my internet gf
>tfw felling suicidals

guys help
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>>8386544
or maybe people have different priorities, hell, people might even experience dysphoria differently.
>>
>>8386550
that's not even remotely a fair deal.
>>8386539
not for people that are lame from the waist down wtf.
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>>8386582
Nice bulge sloot
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>>8386576
>failure to launch millennial seeks failure to launch millennial for public internet relationship so that you can validate my depression burrito during my lunch break at my minimum wage job
>>
Anyone on estrogen injections? I'm thinking of waiting to be safe the full 2 weeks since my first injection, but then cutting the dose in half and injecting and twice the frequency.
>>
>>8386585
You should shitpost about her on 4chan!
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>>8386576
>That whole day was probably a blur so I don't blame you
Wait was that the same day that i did you know what? fug that whole week seems like a blur. But talking to you really helped me feel a lot better.

All i have planned for today is mowing the lawn and then going to my parents place so i can get my meds refilled. I kinda forgot about it and iv got 1 spiro pill left :/
>>8386583
Why so salty?

>>8386566
i house sit for my parents so that we can sell this house. I live here alone, i just need to mow the lawn before i go to my parents house tonight.

>>8386584
>Oh this the one where Elanna makes bad life decisions
Probably :/
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>>8386583
I mean I've lauded the benefits of my burritos before at work, you should try it

>>8386584
You know we aren't actually dating atm right? We haven't made any sort of decision

>>8386593
Hush gaye
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>>8386582

Is it actually homosex for a cisgirls to fuck a femboy?
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>>8386586
maybe yeah i just feel like not being able to walk would kinda suck all the fun out of life? Like idk I really going outside and not being limited in what jobs I can do or where I can go etc etc. Being disabled really sucks but I feel being trans is something i'll be ok with eventually, just need to complete transition and get therapy for all the shit it did to my head.
>>
>>8386584
It's really systemic if you watch for it, even her lunch kind of feels like a risky choice
>>
this coked out customer is apparently mad at me for some reason since he bought the wrong item or something this is actually scary my manager told me to hide in the back until he goes away ._.
>>
>>8386598
Can you even be a femboy at 35?
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>>8386606

You can when you're cute like Faye
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>>8386598
Wondering if other's people actions are "gay" is the gayest thing you can do
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>>8386596
>probably
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>>8386596
Damn, that foresight though :P
It's ok I've done the same but it fucking sucks when they're out of what you need
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>>8386602
>maybe yeah i just feel like not being able to walk would kinda suck all the fun out of life?
Not being able to be myself is already sucking all the fun out of life.
being a hon is a bigger social handicap for sure, no one looks down on cripples
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>>8386585
>having an Internet relationship
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>>8386610
>>8386607
>>8386606

Well it's pretty gay seeing as I'm a bottom
>>
>>8386596
You're still OK with Spiro?
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>>8386607
That's absolute bullshit but I'll buy it.
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>>8386597
I prefer not eating before work and then forgetting to take a meal break. It's the patrician move desu you're just not on my level
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>>8386613
They were out the last time desu. I literally only started posting on mtfgagain because i went 5 days without spiro and wanted to take my dysphoria out on someone. But then i met you so it all worked out in the end i guess >///<

>>8386618
after talking to people on bica and cypro it seems like my best option
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>>8386607
>cute like Faye
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>>8386614
idk, *personally* i'd rather be trans but fully able bodied than cis but disabled
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>>8386594
You can also vary the number of days between injections. 2 weeks is on the long side.
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>>8386625
It pretty much fried my kidney. I purchased cypro with bitcoin and when it arrives I'm going to start on a 6.25 MG regiment. If that doesn't work 12mg but every 2 days. I'm working on my injection cycle now for estrogen.
>>
>Brain transplant
WHEN?
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>>8386624
It's no wonder you're always bummed out. I mean this job is depressing enough on a full stomach.

>>8386625
Fuckkk
Why would you risk that a second time it's so not worth it
>>
>>8386595
>>8386616
guys please don't bully me, you cucks.
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>>8386635
No bully
Internet relationships are for losers
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>>8386631
i need to get my bloodwork done again and see how my kidneys are but im scared. Aparantly if you drink enough water the damage isnt as bad.

>>8386633
>Why would you risk that a second time it's so not worth it
Im sorry :/ I kinda was pretty numb last week after that thing that happned. Wasnt paying attention at all to my pills until last night
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>>8386626
>>8386619

Maybe I'm severely mentally ill but I find Faye to be pretty cute

...let's not dwell on that too much
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>>8386637
no you are a dumb smelly cuck.
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>>8386639
It's ok you just need to look at the pictures she hasn't photoshopped or taken to carefully cut off her forehead and you'll come to your senses
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>>8386642
How am I a cuck?
>>
>>8386639
most of her pics are severely angled and photoshopped is the thing
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>>8386638
Ripp
Either way my lunch is over so bye for now
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>>8386647
please be my internet girlfriend
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>>8386651
okies c ya im gonna go mow the lawn now
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>>8386644
I have, and looks nice to me, but then I tend to like more androgynous persons.
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>>8386596
>Probably :/
Given that you've been in a relationship with another girl for 2+ years and are willing to drop her for the chance of a relationship with someone you've never met, what guarantees can you give to both Elanna and the /mtfg/ community in general that you won't treat her the same way you treated this other girl?

You've also been flirting with lots of people in these threads and on discord while still being in a relationship, so I'm not entirely sure we can trust you here.
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>>8386596
>Probably
That's a yes

>>8386597
I know, that's why I love this episode!
It's like you got accepted to your masters degree but you're looking for excuses to be able to not follow through with what it takes in order to a future for yourself!

>>8386603
I know! I've just seen the episode when she's just throwing it all away in a drug fueled binge.
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>>8386639
It's okay, you're a tranny, no one expects sound judgement from you.
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>>8386654
No
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>>8386666
I flirt with people all the tim desu, none of that was really ever serious. I broke up with my gf before even considering being with lanna. Its really none of your business though. You really dont understand the situation i was in at all.

Now for real, lawn mowing
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>>8386671
cucked again
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>>8386648
At least she can look female in them unlike yours

>>8386673
Thought you were going to get married to her?
>>
>>8386617
Lol your butt looks like a girl's butt
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>>8386630
What do you recommend? My doctors said wait 2 weeks, but that seems hella concervative. I also asked reddit but they're notoriously coward about medication and their mods aren't even trans.

>>8386632
The year is 20xx and everyone mains space fox.
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>>8386673
Just because I don't understand something doesn't mean I can't have an opinion on it.

I just wonder if you're going to toss Elanna aside when you're done with her and flirt with other people behind her back, like you did with your previous girlfriend.
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>>8386635
What's a cuck tho?
>Inb4 "you"
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I was too beta to man up
I am too beta to woman up
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>>8386680
>tfw such a megahon only a transplant can save me
I'm legit hording up money in order to pay for some sort of a futuristic treatment because this is literally my only hope
>>
>>8386678
What are you going to do about it
>>8386639
T..rip on
>>8386644
>>8386663
>>8386648
I've been on camera multiple times with people in this general if you'd like to know what I really look like
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>>8386669
You know that my education is my priority and I am absolutely not compromising on it. On top of that, I do think I need to emphasize that I am at a place in my life where in spite of feelings I am not comfortable entering a relationship with someone who does not either have stable employment or some planned path.
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>>8386673
>Tfw Cistits flirts with all the Tim
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i-i just want a cute gf to love me always and forever ; - ;
(also does anyone have the template f-for the "gf" thingy from op?)
>>
these shitty tv movies on channel 5 are pretty hilarious desu
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>>8386702
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>>8386706
t-thanks ^^;
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>>8386688
you
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>>8386702
I just want a cute non-chaser bf :(
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>>8386695
Um, uh... Probably think about you more.
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>>8386713
t-that would be nice too, anyone who loves me f-for me really ; _ ;
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Are girl (I have a girlfriend) or boyfriends tougher for trans women?
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>>8386713
Getting that is easy though
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>>8386680
I've seen numerous people mentioning being anywhere from 7 to 12 days with 10 being more common. The thing is both dose and time between doses can be varied. Hence the issues with comparing injections.
>>
>>8386726
No, it's not :(
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>>8386713
You can't fool some poor schmuck and later on guilt trip him in staying with you?
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>>8386711
LMAO! Bitch.

>>8386704
Are u still on your eurotrip?
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>>8386730
Then how come I was able to do it and get a gf
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>>8386713
>cute non-chaser bf
so you want a regular guy?
just get off of 4chan
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>>8386731
I'm too shy and anxious for dating someone :(
I mean i know some guys i like, but i'm pretty sure they wouldn't want to be with me
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>>8386735
It's not like there aren't lots of guys who are interested in me, but they're interested in cis girl me not trans me
>>8386734
Idk
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>>8386743
I'm not even attractive but I know how to get people
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>>8386713
That's a cute look.
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>>8386696
>Cis mammaries' neetheart gets destroyed by a focused Elanna in a secondhand post
Seriously, this episode is pretty exciting...sort of cruel , but exciting
>>
>>8386737
You won't know until you ask.
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>>8386753
Im pretty sure they both said they werent dating and cis tits literally just got out of a relationship like a few weeks ago or something.
>>
>>8386713
just get a trans gf
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>>8386753
I think Elanna knows deep inside that Cistits isn't the one for her.

Sure, she's cute and she makes her feel good...but she has a terrible track record with relationships, flirts with everything under the sun, sent a chaser lewd pics of herself while she was in a relationship, and is an unfocused NEET with no direction in life. Is that what Elanna really wants? I think not.
>>
>>8386162
Why is that rawr person in passing tier
>>
>>8386743
lasti
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>>8386760
>cistits
>cute
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>>8386764
I miss rawr. She was great.
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>>8386760
>Cis tits is cute.
Lmao, she is the only trip that literally looks like Chris Chan. You have to know this.

>>8386757
Trip on Cis Tits.
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>old laydies hitting on you in boy-mode
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>>8386775
>she is the only trip that literally looks like Chris Chan
Post her pic
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>>8386764
i miss rawrs feet.
>>
>>8386771
*Great
Greatly mentally unstable
Fixed it for you
>>
>>8386771
They look like a gay boy which is weird because they're in passing tier
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>>8386713
Would pretend to be a boy with
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>>8386775
>Lmao, she is the only trip that literally looks like Chris Chan. You have to know this.
What about POTC?
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>>8386779
Lol I'm not the anon that saves every trip's pic
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>>8386750
Forgot my hoodie jacket at home so i had to buy a hoody at the festival
It's a XL boy hoodie so it's like a dress for me (even though i'm kinda tall so idk why
>>8386754
I'm afraid
And i want others to make the first step
>>8386759
That's strange
>>8386765
Nom
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>>8386783
Be quiet Whingie.
She was far more entertaining in her self-hatred than you ever will.

>>8386785
That's just looks. I liked her personality. Refreshingly confrontational.
>>
>>8386791
Why is that strange? mtf x mtf is very pure.
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>>8386793
WHy would you like ugly people though.
>>
>>8386781
post rawr's feet pls
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>>8386779
https://move.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1494/62/1494627662036.png
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>>8386783
This, they raped and doxxed ufufu.
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>>8386799
no, they are mine and only mine to fap to.
>>
Too feminine to be an alpha male

Too masculine to be a female
>>
>>8386791
>It's a XL boy hoodie so it's like a dress for me (even though i'm kinda tall so idk why
Hoodies are supposed to be kinda baggy in general, plus you're not even that tall. Over-sized boy clothes on a girl is hot though (most people think that, even if they don't realise it).
>>
>>8386786
>Faye ignores your posts to flirt with another girl.
Why live?
;~;
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>>8386793
Keep talking to yourself Rawr
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>>8386801
That looks nothing like Christine.
>>
>>8386801
That pic is from over a year ago. I remember thats what she looked like when she was back on kageshi
>>
>finally had a chance to chat with an ace girl
>she lives in New Zealand

Why is the world so cruel
>>
>>8386813
This
You're ugly. Nobody wants you here. Go away.
>>
>>8386816
She still looks like that
>>
>>8386803
but i need them
>>
>>8386797
Because looks are not everything.
>>
>>8386809

Don't act needy, Anon, it's not sexy.
>>
>>8386801
>Using old pics as new
That could be her if she had lost 30 pounds and reverse aged some 10 years.
She's literally bald since whe was 18.
>>
>>8386827
Looks match their personality.
>>
>>8386791
You could be waiting a long time on that first step.
>>
>>8386822
Its very unlikely for a person to still look exactly the same after an extra year+ on hormones and growing their hair out.
>>
>>8386795
Idk, it's pretty gay
>>8386809
now you know where their priorities are
>>8386808
And it actually didn't decrease my passing abilities
>>
just finished the 1st chapter of "homage to catalonia".
i'm not very pleased to read about their militias
>>
>>8386778
Go get some experience... ;)
>>
>>8386837
but the very gay part is the best part.
>>
>>8386791
how are you friend
>>
>>8386840
how so
>>
>>8386829
Don't gaslight me, groomer.
>>
>>8386846
the spanish revolutionary militias were very poorly trained
>>
>>8386836
Sheen looks the same
>>
>>8386833
No they don't.
Nothing can look like that bottomless pit of insecurity.
>>
>>8386835
Idek if i want to date someone who i'm friends with atm
I'd rather look out for someone new
>>8386842
Stop confusing me :(
>>
>>8386841
ew no
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>>8386852
obviously, they weren't an organized army
>>
>>8386858
They sure look like that to me.
>>
>>8386863
they didn't even learn how to handle their weapons
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>>8386837
>now you know where their priorities are
In some way, I've always known.
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>>8386837
>>And it actually didn't decrease my passing abilities
Of course it wouldn't, you're all girl-shaped and probably just as feminine in the way you act and present yourself too.

Summer's coming up though, so you're gonna have to strip away some of those layers soon.
>>
I love it when I can feel the music
>>
>>8386864
Thankfully you're not much of an authority on anything.
>>
>>8386840
You do know that Hitler aided Franco, right?
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>>8386859
you will never know if you don't try
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Do you shave your privates, /mtfg/?
I don't because I don't like doing things in that area and it is scary
>>
>>8386877
yes, i do.
see >>8386295
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>>8386869
My other outfit was short short sweatpants, a bandeau that only covers my boobs and a fishnet hoodie
Can't really wear less than that without getting arrested
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>>8386873
You're ugly and you know it Rawr
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>tfw sertii and nicole get to hear nim's boy voice in person and you don't
ITS NOT FAIR I LOVE HER VOICE SO MUCH AND SHE NEVER SAYS ANYTHING LEWD IN HER VOICE CLIPS

AND SOON SHE'LL TRAIN HER GIRLVOICE TO THE POINT WHERE NO ONE WILL EVER HEAR IT AGAIN
>>
>>8386880
I tried several times but always ended up accidently cutting myself
>>
>>8386880
yea but if i didnt have a bf id be a hairy fuzz monster
>>
>>8386882
>Knowing history
Hot!
>>
omg I need help! elanna lured me in with promises of spaghetti pizza and curry pancakes but as soon as I let my guard down she used dark lesbian witchcraft on me and now I'm trapped in her inappropriate lesbian activities dungeon and there are inappropriate activities going on! please help me mtfg you're my only hope....
>>
>>8386880
I'm gonna try waxing soon.
>>
>>8386847

You don't understand what gaslighting means.
>>
>>8386892
its not like boyvoice goes away forever anon
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>>8386885
rawr would call you Hongie Whingie.
>>
>>8386880
I just trim. if a bf asked I guess I would
>>
>>8386901
I understand you're bad news, pedo.

I even defended you. Have fun with your barely legal sex partners.

;~;
>>
>>8386905
You're the only hon in this thread Rawr
You're a rapist doxer freak and nobody likes you
Stop posting pictures of women and pretending they're you.
>>
>>8386695
You know who it is. Get on discord
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>>8386897
:3
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>>8386880
I don't touch anything below my waist because what is the point if no one is ever going to see that area?
>>
>>8386883
>My other outfit was short short sweatpants, a bandeau that only covers my boobs and a fishnet hoodie
W-were you feeling okay when you decided to throw this outfit together?
>>
>>8386909

I think you have me confused with someone else, but I will take that advice on board regardless.
>>
>>8386837
That's not really fair desu, I'm on my phone and don't even get you's
>>
Wew my brain is like shut down, I can barely think. I'm not sure hiking a few km should do that.
>>
>>8386917
It was at a festival
Also wore a crop top before
But it's no strange clothing choice for 30°C at a festival
>>
>>8386892
Sometimes if you love something, you have to let it go.

The hand that pets Nim is the same one that chokes her.
>>
>>8386916
do you never leave your house?
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>>8386910
You are starting to foam at the mouth so I'll stop yanking your chain
Good bye Angie. Oh and I miss ufufu too.
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>>8386928
Kill yourself rapist
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>>8386927
Yes but I always wear pants because I don't have good legs.
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>>8386905
I wish people stop this meme.
I don't know why you hate me :(
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>>8386923
if it's your first time hiking that can happen.
>>
tfw no one to pet or choke u :(
>>
>>8386936
You are fucking ugly Rawr
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>>8386941
The weed did this didn't it...
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>>8386928
You really need to stop thinking I'm some boogie man
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>>8386924
People dress strangely at festivals, so as weird as that outfit sounds, I guess you probably didn't stand out.

Not for any bad reason anyway.
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>>8386943
is being pet not okay
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>>8386941
getting choked feels strangely good pham
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>>8386934
what's wrong with your legs? maybe riding a bycycle could help if they are not in shape
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>>8386938
>Tfw it was you and not Angie that made the comment about rawr being mentally unstable

>>8386920
I'm sorry Faye, I'll always believe you.
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>>8386938
It's not my first time, and it was a easy one compared to some I did.
I'm getting tired a loooooot faster (and it affect me more as well) than before, so I'm going to bet taking medicine to change my hormone balance has something to do with it.
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>>8386941
patrician fetish desu
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>>8386946
The jersey shorts standart at festivals
And a croptop or stuff is standart as top
Also wore heart shaped glasses from moschino and/or a MAGA hat
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>>8386951
Its not that I'm fat, its that I don't have any fat if thats what you mean. They're tiny stick legs with big kneecaps and large feet that look ugly. Also the reason why I only wear loose pants and will never touch anything slim or skinnyjeans. I don't think adding huge muscle to them would make them look feminine.
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>>8386952
I don't know why Rawr hates me so much :/
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how do I get people to care about me
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>>8386941
go ask eva and tell us the response
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>>8386954
maybe it's because hrt already affects your muscles?
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>>8386899
Gdi I am not a fucking lesbian
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>>8386959
What I don't know or understand is why rawr is posting all these weird thumbnails of girls that aren't her
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>>8386964
no clue
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>>8386957
>a MAGA hat
Marina no ;_;
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>>8386954
What AA and dose?
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>>8386969
>Gdi I am not a fucking lesbian
If you play your cards right (wrong), you could be fucking a lesbian though.

And having gay sex is kind of gay.
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>>8386952
I do t know why everyone detrips

And don't say you're sorry I'm not upset I'm trying my best
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>>8386972
It was just for fun
It's not a original anyway but a chinese copy
i bought it for presentation in english
Everyone thought it was pretty cool though
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>>8386968
Oh yea, it definitively is, some time ago I was complaining about my arms tickling and the conclusion was that it was the muscles going away lol.
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>>8386958
you don't need huge muscles just gain a bit of muscle and fat and your legs should look better because they wouldn't be so thin.
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>>8386978
>It was just for fun
[spoiler]I figured, I was just teasing![/spoiler]
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>>8386957
>Also wore heart shaped glasses from moschino and/or a MAGA hat
Did anyone try and start shit with you over that?
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>calls fafsa support to access account
>"what's your name, etc., etc.?"
>gives deadname, etc
>"alright, how can I help you ma'am?"
don't remember my voice being decent, but I'll take it.
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>>8386964
(This girl is only going to break your heart)
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>>8386980
well there you go but if you hike more and regular it should go easier again.
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>>8386974
Progesterone 1 200mg cap every evening.
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>>8386989
they know
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>>8386964
trickery
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>>8386969
You kind of are, management keeps talking to you about hitting on the qt customers

>Post ends in 69
not helping your case
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>>8386964
be a genuine good person
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>>8386994
I haven't told fafsa anything about me being a tranny, and I don't sound like a fag, so I doubt it.
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>>8386993
That'll make you tired after you take it. You should be good the next day.

Were you just low on food intake?
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>>8386987
Some humorless lefties said i should take it off
But most people knew i was wearing it for fun
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>>8386192
i dont think ive ever talked about having a droopy face on discord, i just complain about being old a lot
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>>8386990
This is my post! Why does this board erase my trip? >:(
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>>8386969
>not a fucking lesbian
>6969
ok 8)
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>>8387004
they watch your every move. quick hide anon. Wear your tinfoil hat.
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>>8387010
Hi granny :)
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>>8387010
And fat.
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>>8387009
>Trump fun
Um ok.
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>>8386969
please set me free.....
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>>8386969
>6969
Poly lesbian confirmed.
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Which Last Podcast on the Left member would you bf, mtfg?
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>>8387017
actually i complain about being too thin lmao ur dumb

>>8387016
hey binch
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>>8386966
ok

":flushed: uhhhhhhhhhhh"
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>>8386991
Yea, I guess... I should start doing it regularly but it was a punctual thing.
>>8387007
Nope ate correctly, and slept well the night before.
But desu the only people that ended fucking dead were my mtf friend and me (althought we also had a dude that never did sports in his whole life and weight like 60kg lol but he didn't really end up tired) , but dunno may have confirmation bias.
>>
im running out of good yaois to read
save me
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>tfw wasn't a homeless minor because I didn't have anywhere to run away
>tfw abused with nobody to trust, and reminded of it every day
I'd say this goes under "super not cool"

>>8387014
I'm too poor for tin foil.
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>>8387018
Trump is pure fun
Not for america, but here he's just a giant joke someone's playing to the world

>>8387024
:(
>>
>>8387017
ufufu's not fat though, in fact she's too skinny for her height
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>>8387022
Hmmmm bearded guy.
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>>8387030
Read yuri instead.
>>
>>8387030
write your own

>>8387017
both rude and factually incorrect
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>>8387024
Oh it's too thin now?
I am soory I was out of loop for so long.
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>>8387044
what's that in her crotch area
>>
>>8387039
how about NO!
>>8387040
i have no talent tho
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>>8387030
record your own yaoi.
>>
>>8387025
interesting
>>
>>8387027
You could just not be able to do much exercise in one shot. Try working your way up to more and more exercise. Take notes on what you did, and how you feel.
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>>8387048
Puffy labia
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>>8387049
make talont. Be talont.
>>
>>8387057
can i have one of those or no
>>
>>8387051
record?...
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>>8387062
make your own yaoi anime
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>>8387034
>>8387040
Ease up ufufu defense force.
I like your senpai too.

>>8387057
What if it's not?
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>>8387057
>still have to wait another year for SRS because you didn't go fulltime soon enough
feelsbadman ._.
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>>8387054
what's interesting about it anon
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>>8387061
Sure, why not, get srs and fat injections there
>>8387066
I bet it is>>8387069
Still have to wait till fucking 2021
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>>8387066
>Ease up ufufu defense force.
ufufu usually doesn't swing by these parts anymore, so somebody has to correct wrong posts by MEAN posters
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>>8387044
hey marathon
im 56kg now yeah LOL
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>>8387002
I have never hit on a customer! C'mon do you think I even have that in me?

>>8386975
Stop being mean to cistits
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>>8387074
what
this isn't even a meme, it's just true
you fucked it up

>>8387075
that's because you're on a waitlist for a popular surgeon though.

btw, can I get on a waitlist before my insurance decides they wanna cover it?
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>>8387070
well she didn't say no
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>>8387085
>Stop being mean to cistits
Why? She deserves it and I'd prefer if you didn't get into a relationship with her.
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>>8387093
mhm :)
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>>8387086
I just have a date, still need the approval from my insurance for waitlist
I need another appointment with my psycho for that
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Cameron frye really captures me
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>>8387080
hey ufufu
I am glad you reached your goal. That, new job - you are going places.
I gained weight on my new job, moved to another city and am currently sick as a dog.

>>8387079
She's capable enough to fight her own battles twerp.
>>
I owe £35 to my phone company and can't pay
Also some guy is pissed at me for some reason

ugh
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>>8387098
ohhhhhhhh ok
I'll have to get a date soon, then
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>>8387085
Liar. I walked by you on till and there was a cute redhead in the line. You wouldn't let her get a word in edgewise, you dominated the conversation.
>Hey, wanna come back to the cooler with me ;)
>Let's go out for a drink after this~
>Ever been with a tall blond before? >:3
The rest of the words coming out of your mouth were just low-energy attempts asking her to fuck. I was shocked and appealed and would have intervened if I wasn't on my way to oggle Matthew in the men's room
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>>8387106
>She's capable enough to fight her own battles twerp.
this isn't a battle, it's just drive-by meanposting
>>
>>8387110
Which surgeon do you want to go to ?
>>
>>8387107
Maybe you should stop being a disgusting pervert catboy.
>>
i like myself :)

but i can get better!
>>
>>8387125
?
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>>8387130
this post is not relatable
>>
>>8387130
good girl :)
that's the spirit
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>>8387137
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>>8387130
>i like myself :)
That makes two of us.
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>>8387137
>>8387141
im not perfect but i have a lot of things that are fixable
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>>8387140
thanks for showing me the city!

>>8387142
anon!
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please someone love me
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>>8387096
Why though? To both statements

>>8387113
This seems like a tall tale
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>>8387033
I'm just joking, playing up my SJW, anti Trump no fun fame
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>>8387146
don't worry about it, i had tons of fun as well!
>>
>"give up on your diet, it's easier for men to be slob,repress and we can order pizza"
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>>8387134
Every little bad thing that happens to you is because you're a disgusting animal fucker.

Kill yourself. Please
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>>8387124
Probably Brassard.
I've never flown more than 6 hours before, and I'm not excited about the idea of dealing with my RLS on a long plane ride after surgery, so Suporn is off the table. McGinn is the most local, but she was trained by Bowers, and everything either of them have done looks like a hackjob... There's some other guy in Europe as well that I heard about as well and haven't really considered yet, but apparently the cost is way higher.
Beyond that, it doesn't seem worth it.
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>>8387147
*loves carissa because she is a good girl*
>>
Hi, I slept from 3am to 9pm after drinking and had multiple nightmares ask me anything.
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>>8387162
whatw ere your nightmares about
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>>8387148
The only "tall tale" here is about your alleged heterosexuality
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>>8387158
How am I an animal fucker lmao
I'm not a sick fuck
I don't fuck animals
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>>8387155

Don't give up!
Because you have friends
Don't give up!
You're not beaten yet
>>
the hunt for something to stop my chapped/peeling lips continues
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>>8387166
School and people I used to know online playing video games with.
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>>8387146
See? Meeting strangers from the internet isn't so scary.

Now meet up with Nicole and explore London while there's it's still standing.
>>
>>8387080
Why did rawr rape you? Are you pressing charges?
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>>8387174
sounds like some personal stuff
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>>8387176
i am tomorrow

i spent all day in bed today sick :(
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>>8387148
>Why though? To both statements
She's not a nice person and she'll only bring drama into your life. You'd be better off with anyone else, even coworker-chan.
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are tears on your face bad for acne
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>>8387160
Brassard seems very good, good luck with that anon
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>>8387180
if your that sick it might be better to stay in bed, shit might be contagious.
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>>8387180
That's okay, people usually come back from Amsterdam with something like that.

I'm glad to see you're doing the right thing.
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>>8387171
>what is chapstick

>>8387186
thank you so much!
I'm just wondering how I'm going to balance that with paying for college :(
>>
>"give up on your diet, it's easier for men to be slob,repress and we can order pizza"
>>
>>8387192
all those lip balms just make my lips even worse :(
>>
How do get the courage to just give up on life?
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>>8387167
I mean I might be bisexual but I'm definitely not a lesbian...

>>8387182
But I feel like you are basing this entirely on how she acts here? She's really nice one on one, if a bit chronically anxious in a lot of the same ways I used to be
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>>8387187
maybe

>>8387190
are you implying something anon!???
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>>8387170
Thing is I have normal body for a male. If I try to hold myself to female ones I'll die of self loathing

I might as well indulge in pleasures of the flesh
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>>8387199
Ya I know because immediately after you started hitting on Highschool boys :^)
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>>8387192
>not moving to germany where college and uni are free for everyone
Yeah, seems pretty shitty, i'm glad i don't have to deal with that
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>>8387161
thank you Anon
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>>8387203
>are you implying something anon!???
I'm just saying that they probably have creams for that.

A lot of people get sick when they go to Europe anyway, since they tend to be dirty over there.
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>>8387208
Now this is just unbelievable, highschool boys are actually repulsive
>>
>>8387209
in america though, I get a quality education and have to deal with poorfuck sandniggers everywhere
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>>8387199
>But I feel like you are basing this entirely on how she acts here? She's really nice one on one, if a bit chronically anxious in a lot of the same ways I used to be
She sent lewd pictures of herself to chasers while she was in a relationship with her last gf though, that's not the sort of person you should get involved with. It's your funeral though, I suppose.
>>
>>8387221
>>8387209
**...and DON"T have to deal with...
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>>8387218
Pls, it's clearly your fetish
>"J-just like one of my doujins"
You sputtered out while your nose bled and you intently watched the horde of them into he store
>>
>>8387227
Let Elanna be dumb
>>
>>8387199
>But I feel like you are basing this entirely on how she acts here?
No offence, but this has never been said about people who are actually nice.
>>
I'm feeling bored and stressed
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>>8387230
get on hrt already you goof
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>>8387227
I mean I feel like this kind of behaviour is common in a lot of people in unsatisfying online relationships? Regardless, I would not enter this kind of relationship, it's simply not in the cards for me, I know that it does not work.

>>8387236
People here say it all the time about even the nicest people. Shit, if I had a nickel for how many times people have called me an awful person.
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>>8387241
Elanna refuses to help me so instead I'm gonna a stay a boy 5ever. It's all her fault
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>>8387231
But what if she gets herself into a bad situation?
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>>8387246
only you can help yourself. nobody can do it for you.
>>
>>8387243
>People here say it all the time about even the nicest people
They don't really, people who are nice are pretty obviously so.
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>>8387247
She made her bed so she needs to lie in it
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>>8387252
Like Kit was?
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>>8387252
people say a lot of shit about me, and I never do hurtful things to anybody.
>>
>>8387243
>I mean I feel like this kind of behaviour is common in a lot of people in unsatisfying online relationships?
Just because it's common doesn't mean it's right. No one's blaming you for having trip crushes on anyone, but let's just nip this whole Cistits thing in the bud before it gets the chance to bloom.
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>tfw flashbacks to back in middle/high school where you used to joke about how gay you were and how much you liked dick on xbox live
>>
Why can't I make good decisions mtfg?
>>
>>8387268
no one can
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>>8387266
>joke about how gay you were
>joke
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>>8387271
I can but most of the time I don't
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>>8387266
same, just on mp starcraft comms
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>>8387266
And look at you now.
It's gotten worse.
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>>8387263
Look, I know full well that in her position of being in a LDR (not necessarily with such a long term partner) I crave that exact same kind of validation. Who the hell wouldn't, ldrs are incredibly unsatisfying.

I am taking a rational approach to this. We have not discussed the details because obviously we are not dating right now, but experience has taught me that if anything is going to happen with someone online there needs to be a few ground conditions. My conditions are that there needs to be a reasonable and fast path to a normal real life relationship. If there isn't, then shit like that happens.
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>>8387271
No but like
Mine are terrible

I alienated most of my friends and most people
And I don't know shit how to fix it

I just wish everything went back to like
January or December time
I feel like I had more friends then

I would give anything just to have my friends back and some respect back
>>
>>8387271
>no one can
Everyone can, you pinhead. Learn to conquer your learned helplessness.
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>>8387266
So you like boys. I don't see a problem with this.
>>
five hundred and fifty five for Emma is an abusive and unhealthy partner
>>
Really want to be dead rn
>>
>>8387283
>My conditions are that there needs to be a reasonable and fast path to a normal real life relationship. If there isn't, then shit like that happens.
I have to agree with this.
>>
>>8387280
no how

>>8387287
i don't!
>>
>>8387287
nim's a transbian
>>
Am I just a bad person?
>>
>>8387290
dead inside or completely dead?
>>
>>8387293
My mistake. It could be worse. You could be a transbian.
>>
>>8387288
tfw no Emma gf
>>
>>8387302
I'm already dead inside
I want to be dead outside too
>>
>>8387293
>>8387298
she could be bi.
>>
everybody wants me gone and i need to die because that's the one shot i have at doing anything anybody wants
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>>8387283
>Look, I know full well that in her position of being in a LDR (not necessarily with such a long term partner) I crave that exact same kind of validation. Who the hell wouldn't, ldrs are incredibly unsatisfying.
Don't make excuses for that kind of behaviour, that only encourages it. No one puts you in an LDR - you make the decision to be with someone over that long distance, and if you decide to semi-cuck them, that's on your head.

What if you hit another depressive spell and she starts getting up to mischief with other girls because she "craved attention" again? We should stop considering this potential relationship, since it's obviously not a good idea.
>>
>>8387304
a-anon..

>>8387309
no!
>>
What's wrong with me as a person

How do I stop being a bad person
>>
>>8387313
Oh nimmy you poor, poor soul.
You are the lowest of the low.
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>>8387266
I still do jokes like this at 27. I'm starting to think my friends suspect something.
>>
>>8387308
I kinda want to kill someone to see if I would feel something (I don't really show any reaction to anything anymore) but I don't want to go to a mental hospital
>>
>>8387243
>tfw nicest person
>tfw elanna is aweful to you
>>
>>8387317
most people aren't bad
it's probbaly in your head and you're fine
t. bad prrson
>>
why must i be condemned to a life as an ugly man woman beast thing
>>
why are there straight porn on myreadingmanga?
WHY!!
>>
>>8387328
I think most people here consider me a bad person
>>
>>8387266
>Always made jokes like that
>even kissed guys as joke
Lol, i'm just joking guys
>>
>me, during my school days
>was always the autistic kid people would invite to a party only for me to turn up and it's a hoax or I get beaten up, made to roll peoples' joints for them because they know my hands will spaz out etc.
>me, 22
>still being tricked and messed with by fucking adults IRL as well as online
this may be news to some people but I'm not a novelty, I'm a fucking human being
>>
>>8387317
The first step is to stop posting here.
>>
>>8387325
During an anxiety attack recently I imagined what killing one of my relatives would feel like and what it would be like if I was caught by another loved one as I did it. I couldn't stop crying buy I kept imagining it
>>
>>8387336
Yeah I know but like
Other than that
I just
Want my friends back
I want to be a good person again
>>
>>8387332
no
you're probably mistaking that with other things
maybe they think you're annoying or unfunny or a dramaqueen
>>
>>8387334
lasti don't make fun of me!!
>>
>>8387311
Ok, I don't think I should have to say this, but obviously if I can't make my partner feel satisfied and desired, then that relationship is doomed anyways.
Why do you think my last ex broke it off with me? She knew what would happen if we tried to force a relationship when she's sexually dysfunctional.
>>
>>8387334
>even kissed guys as joke
Hey, me too!
>>
>>8387291
>tfw this is the thing i want the most in life right now
sigh
>>
>>8387344
How do I stop being those
>>
>>8387339
I never felt anything when anyone died. my moms aunt died last year and one night she was crying because of that and I just saw it and had no reaction to it at all like she wasn't even there.
>>
Whenever I epilate or tweeze on my body I am left with lasting red marks that last for days, is there any good way to combat this?
>>
>>8387349
>Ok, I don't think I should have to say this, but obviously if I can't make my partner feel satisfied and desired, then that relationship is doomed anyways.
Not necessarily. Sometimes people have a real shitty time for a month or a few months, that doesn't have to doom a relationship.

>Why do you think my last ex broke it off with me?
I don't know, maybe because she's dying and doesn't want to drag you along for the ride? I'm not quite sure these two situations are comparable, and I think you're just hunting for excuses now.
>>
>>8387356
Well your great aunt is pretty removed. A parent or sibling would probably hit you more.
>>
>>8387362
ive heard from several people that this stuff works good on that

https://www.amazon.com/Tend-Skin-Solution-Unsightly-Ingrown/dp/B001ECQ7G4

haven't tried it myself
>>
>>8387334
>tfw guy tried to kiss me, he was cute but I ran away
>>
>when your personal life is talked about this much on 4chan by people who dont even know 20% of what was happening
just kill me pls
>>
>>8387382
With all due respect you kind of brought it in yourself
>>
I want to be a boy again
>>
>>8387365
idk maybe. probably not when my mom dies. I also barely spend any time with my brother in my life. it is most likely to happene if my dad dies.
>>
>getting jealous of hot guys bodies

I WANT A FUCKING SIX PACK IF I GOTN I WPULDENT BE A TRANNY
>>
>>8387382
Maybe you need to stop being such a carnival show.
>>
>>8387382
elanna needs to stop replying desu
>>
>>8387382
>y-you just don't have the whole picture!
Yes, the typical excuse of someone who can't justify themselves.
>>
>>8387377
I'm totally craving touch and kisses and stuff rn :(
Life's shit, i should go to r9k or sth
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>>8387390
women can have 6 packs tho
>>
>>8387363
Again, I feel this is something more likely to happen on online relationships. I know how those are, and i have/would behave in a similar manner. I do not know how she would behave in a real life relationship, I don't think anyone here actually does

Also, my ex is not dying, she is just effectively homebound. She chose to break up with me because she knew that if we forced it I would just grow to resent her.
>>
>>8387406
Gross
>>
>>8387386
Im not going to share my whole lifes story or personal information ok?

>>8387391
Im not the one trying to talk about myself. Like at all. I barely post here anymore for a reason
>>8387400
I dont need to justify myself to anons.
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>>8387406
her waist is also naturally tiny with huge hips and small ribcage/shoulders
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>>8387401
Never been there, have heard horror stories though.
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>>8386128
>smelling lithium now

Love gits
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>>8387375
Thanks nim, I'll give that a shot!
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>>8387382
Your new girlfriend does this 24/7 though lol
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>>8387413
/r9k/ is fun, or sad, depending on who you ask
It's the only other board i lurk sometimes
Except repressor hunting on /pol/)
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>>8387414
I loved it to.
Scarlet was really hot in it.
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>>8387407
Look, Canada's a free country and you two are free to do whatever you want. I'm just saying that we both know it's a bad idea, but if you have to touch the fire before you learn that it's hot, so be it.
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>>8387313
*hugs*
you are what you are.

>>8387335
*hugs*

>>8387356
Welcome to disassociation. See a trauma therapist for help.
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>>8387425
Triggered
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>>8387428
dissociation
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>>8387423
You really don't seem like an /r9k/ browser at all. What the hell do you get out of that place?
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>>8387425
I'm sad it didn't do well, it was more watchable but still felt and hit like ghost
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>>8387413
it's just a board for feels and general weirdos - like a sadder /b/
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>>8387423
I only went to /pol/ for HWNDU cause it was fucking hilarious.
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>>8387425
The only thing I didnt like was how bland they made the spider tank look.
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>>8387428
I have my first appointment soon. let's see if they can help me.
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>>8387427
Idk, a good scientist does not assume the fire is hot and avoid it. They would stick their hand in the flames over and over again to see if it did that every time.
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>>8387427
you've been posting basically the same thing for hours now do u really have nothing better to do
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>>8387440
It's the school shooter board.
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>>8387427
can you go be autistic somewhere else?
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>>8387431
Happens a lot to you.

>>8387451
And making it a drone.
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>>8387436
Idk, it's just a bit of sad fun
I like that

Here's the pic you wanted btw >>8386713
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How big is your underbust Mtfg?
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>>8387455
you have the best sense of humor here
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>>8387455
Why not use a thermometer?
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>>8387454
Good luck. Note, it may take a few tries to find a therapist you can work with.
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tfw coughing is making you miss your kitter because back home he always comes and checks to see if you're alright when you cough ;-;
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>>8387466
Idk, ~75cm
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>>8387466
44"
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>>8387475
concern kittun
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>>8387477
TRIGGERED
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>>8387466
34"

but i can get it down to like 31"-32" with exercise
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>>8387465
Small feet.
All trans-attracted men are chasers, your dream is sadly unattainable.
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>>8387466
I still need to do all my pre HRT measurements. I just bought a measuring tape, but I'm scared.
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>>8387473
thanks. yeah it's the same with anti depressants.
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I dont have any friends to talk to about being trans, and i'd make one ugly woman. But at least I have an alarming amount of espresso
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>>8387466
34. It feels massive.
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>>8387460
if you don't like drama, why are you even in /mtfg/
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>>8387487
They're not small, actually pretty big size 42
That's why i want srs asap
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>>8387484
How and with what exercises?
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>>8387496
i have a flared ribcage so strengthening my core would pull my underbust down and reduce my flaring, which would also decrease my underbust
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>>8387490
I drink two normal cups full of basicly espresso everyday. the first day was a bit weird but now it's just normal.
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>>8387493
Because it is
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>>8387455
A poetic description of her homosexuality
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>>8387500
probably not by much
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>>8387506
flexing my abs reduces it by like an inch a half, it's not a meme, guys and girls get rid of their rib flaring the same way
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>>8387505
Why dont you just pull on her pigtails Faye?
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>>8387466
33.5 :/
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>>8387466
27"

Ya'll have some really masculine ribcages. I'm sorry :(
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has anyone cut their old guy shorts to girl-length before? I've got high quality flat-front shorts that I'd like to be repurpose, but I don't want to fuck em up. Rather just donate them.
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>>8387495
What does SRS have to do with your shoe size?
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>>8387513
I don't like elanna she's mean
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>>8387495
>They're not small, actually pretty big size 42
If you can buy your shoes in a regular shop, they're not that big.
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>>8387520
How tall are you for reference?
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>>8387527
5'7
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It's weird seeing your good friend from highschool in target
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>>8387466
>>8387488
31" is that good?
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>>8387522
I want srs because chasers
>>8387526
It's not avaivable in all shops, just in some
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>>8387466
if im measuring it correctly, 32. Am I fucked?
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>Trying to lose weight
>Have to choose between my own cooking or healthy takeaways
>My own cooking is bland at best, generally hate doing it and the associated shopping and cleanup
>Healthy takeaways like grilled chicken and salad are expensive as fuck
Why is life hard?
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>>8387547
buy spices
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>>8387541
>I want srs because chasers
Wat?
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>>8387526
>not that big

>>8387540
That is getting on the linebacker tier
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>>8387547
how can you make only bland food? just buy meat for example chicken, season it with salt and pepper and then cook it
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>>8387557
8 1/2 mens is not that big, no
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>>8387540
im in the same boat, and i have no idea. Always thought I was a pretty skinny / fit guy
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>>8387541
Oh. SRS will actually make things worse, Straight guys won't want you because "you used to be a man" according to them and chasers now won't want you because you don't have a penis anymore.
>>8387552
Okay genius that doesn't solve the "I hate cooking" part. Like 2 weeks ago I couldn't be fucked at all but wanted to stick to my healthy keto diet so ended up spending probably £50 on grilled meats and salads at restaraunts. When I first lost weight it was easier because my mum cooked, now if I want to stay thin I have to put up with my own shitty cooking or pay through the nose for restaraunt food.
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>>8387543
Yes

>>8387562
Size 42 in euro is 11 in us men's which is pretty big
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>>8387561
I literally just did that right now hence my angry rant. All purpose seasoning and some salt on chicken breast, put on grill, it tasted bland.
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>>8387557
>>8387564

I'm skinny as fuck, like a twig and my rib cage doesn't stick out at all. Could I have measured it wrong? I look nothing like a linebacker, no muscles at all.
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>>8387574
You may not look like it but that is pretty big size for a skinny guy especially if your shoulders are broad
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>>8387466
29"...
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>>8387572
you should have used pepper instead of all purpose seasoning(if it has no pepper in it). if that doesn't work put more salt and pepper on it. chicken needs alot of seasoning.
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>>8387579
>>8387574
I guess we're just skinny for men but big for women. Fucking hell why did I have to have 2 varsity college athletes for parents
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has anyone got the trans girl diaries comic where she kills herself and comes back cis?
pls post it
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>>8387579
Everything is big that's the general rule of being a tranny
>>8387585
That's ridiculous, all purpose is a mix of spices, pepper is just one and it's not even really a spice it would taste even blander. Maybe I'll just try microwave meals.
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>>8387584
Congrats you made it

>>8387586
If you aren't a xs or s in women's, then there is no hope for you. I'm sorry :(

>>8387595
Not for me
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>>8387599
tru
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>>8387599
>If you aren't a xs or s in women's, then there is no hope for you. I'm sorry :(
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>>8387600
Hello fellow small mtf anon
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>>8387599
Talk shit, post pic.
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>>8387466
Like 34" wake me up
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>>8387595
>microwave meals
because they don't taste bland at all?
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>>8387606
hello
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>>8387603
I'm sorry you are petite girl :(
Maybe try again in the next life

>>8387608
I have friends who come here and I don't want myself outed to them
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>>8387612
How tiny are you girl?
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>>8387579
>>8387599
16" inch shoulder width. Is that good?
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>>8387611
Well at least I don't have to cook it.
>>8387613
mmhmmm...
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>>8387618
i am large and ugly sorry
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>>8387599
Does this mean this Wikipedia is wrong?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_body_shape
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>>8387613
I wear a women's L and i'm not even mad hon
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>>8387619
How are you measuring?
What's the circumference?

>>8387625
>women's large
So sorry for you
Rip hon
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>>8387534
did you say hi?

>>8387572
Try marinating them for a day in the fridge. I like to do stir-fry stuff at home. if you don't have a wok, you can do it in a skillet.
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>>8387628
sorry, i'm just not pathetically small like you lmao
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>>8387625
Huh I'm a M
>>
girls come in all shapes and sizes
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>>8387638
I'd wear M but they're usually too short for me so I have to get poorly fitting L's
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>>8387625
>>8387638
tfw 1X
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>>8387638
Aren't you buff
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>>8387631
>prepare meat the day before
You are talking to a person who cannot be bothered to cook anything that takes longer than 30 minutes.
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>>8387643
this
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>>8387643
As long as they're thicc
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>>8387638
american M is like european L
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>>8387633
>being small is pathetic
Men desire women who are small. They don't like large women

>>8387638
So sorry hon

>>8387643
Large women should be force to transition into men
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>>8387628
Pit too pit according to https://www.tailorstore.co.uk/womens-body-measurements.pdf

circumference is 37"
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>>8387660
that's not really true, but anyway its good thing i don't base my self esteem around what men want of me :^)
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>>8387599
>If you aren't a xs or s in women's, then there is no hope for you. I'm sorry :(
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>>8387648
I'm a ball of fluff
>>8387645
Rip
>>8387644
Yes I'd caveat that some brands aren't long enough
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>>8387659
Wrong

>>8387661
Your circumference is pretty good.
Anyone with >39" circumference is linebacker tier
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>>8387660
>men desire
you're talking to a lesbian with a gf who has a tall girl fetish
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>>8387471
Found the engineer
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>>8387665
Well when there are xl xxl and 2xl, being xl is like the small of the honderbeast sizes
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>>8387664
That goes for women too unless you like bull dykes

>>8387672
Ok hon
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>>8387660
Who wants to be short? Being short suck.
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>>8387681
I love being short
It makes me more desirable for men
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>>8387671
>Wrong
you can't deny that american shirts are bigger than european shirts even if they are labeled as the same size.
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>>8387675
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>
>>8387678
i mean that's kinda what im personally going for but whatever
>>8387681
hons like being short because it makes them feel more secure in their femininity
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>>8387689
There is hardly a difference
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>>8387684
Those men have self esteem problems
>>
sertii is really pretty idk why anyone would get into a fight with her over measurements and what does or doesn't make a hon desu
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>>8387692
>wanting to be a bull dyke
Jesus you should just stay a man then.
That's what bulldykes are
>>
When she sets you as her background\\

Naisu
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>>8387698
They don't
Men like women with smaller upper bodies and bigger lower bodies

>>8387701
There are specific measurements that women should have in order to be feminine
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>>8387701
>Jesus you should just stay a man then.
>That's what bulldykes are

wrong, also you're pretty gross.
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>>8387711
s-sertii?
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>>8387711
Sorry that you are a hulking man beast :(
I'll pray for you hon
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>>8387711
>>8387703
oops sorry emi wrong reply ilu and thank you >.<
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>this thread
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>>8387671
29" waist
35 1/2" hips

Are these good? Pre HRT btw.
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>>8387708
Men that only date short women absolutely have some self confidence issues. There's something going on there
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>>8387695
whenever I get american shirts I have to take them one size smaller.
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>>8387720
^^ <3
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>>8387650
Then stir fry...
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>>8387726
Mtfg in a nutshell rly
>>
>>8387665
tfw was a size 2
>>
>>8387727
Decently well
How old?

>>8387728
Disagree

>>8387729
I wear a S in women's for both us and euro
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>>8387726
I really enjoy watching the vu-meters on my tapedeck.
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>>8387740
24 Years old

6"2' height if that matters

(Converting centimetres to inches is fun)
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>>8387740
How tall are you?
>>
>>8387744
5'4
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>>8387743
>6'2"
>37" shoulder circumference

Wtf I'm 5" shorter than you and my shoulder circumference is 44"
I just need to kill myself
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>>8387745
Ha
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>>8387743
You could ask Google
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>>8386179
>implying
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>>8387761
Cornflakes beats everyone.
Small and hot
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>>8387701
>sertii is really pretty
agreed
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>>8387749
I did say before that I was a stick, and to be fair I am anorexic so that helps.
>>
>>8387749
No way she is that tall with that small of a shoulder circumference
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>>8387766
I'm anorexic too and still can't get that small.
You gave me the courage to finally kill myself. Thank you
>>
>>8387726

FOUR MORE YEARS
>>
>chasers posting their autistic waifu rankings again
>>
what do you do if you become bored of success at anything?
>>
>>8387738
Admitte you enjoy the madness
>>
>6'1
>42" shoulder circumference
eh p bad

but not letting something like that get me down! ill lose a lil on hrt too :)
>>
>>8387777
You have to admit cornflakes beats everyone. She never had ffs and is extremely small bodied.
>>
>>8387761
i love her hair!
>>
>>8387777
>check

Where you flattered that someone put you high on the list.
>>
>>8387788
your hair is going to be like that, you have really pretty hair imo
>>
>>8387771
No fuck please don't.

>>8387769
Wtf why are you so mean go away desu
>>
did anyone else get stretch marks from weight gain and fat redistribution from hrt?

my ass and hips are completely destroyed by them, they're huge and everywhere.
not like anyone would want to see a young hons ass anyway though I guess
>>
>>8387797
i wish, i gotta style it

im thinking of straightening it too, i heard it makes things more manageable and less frizzy
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>>8387772
Until?
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>>8387802
make sure to use heat protection! Nicole uses that and it makes her hair smell really nice :3
>>
>>8387799
Well what is the point of continuing life with a disgusting huge body?
>>
>>8387810
i use argan oil for shampoo and conditioner and stuff and that's supposed to work as heat protectant too :o
>>
>>8387820
i think your hair looks pretty straight already but yeah maybe it'll help with the frizzziness
>>
>>8387812
NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK
>>
>>8387802
Straightening is cute, my hair is straight but kinds frizzes out looks really weird, so straightening helps.

>>8387812
Whats the point of suicide? I think about it all the time, but it always seems like a bad idea.
>>
>>8387841
So you think living as a hon is better?
You don't understand how painful it is that I'll never pass
>>
where do i rank in the waifu tier list
>>
>>8387838
yeah my hair is straight but it curves at the ends cuz i can't get it cut heehee :^)

>>8387841
any tips for someone who's never done it before?
>>
>>8387795
Yes, but a grossed out kind

>>8387783
Yeah that's why I keep coming back
>>
>>8387852
D: we should have gotten your ends cut while you were here at least
>>
>>8387863
no, that's alright, it would've called too much attention..
>>
>>8387873
really? gosh i feel bad for you, your mother is *really* messing you up and she doesn't even know it..
>>
How do I mentally prepare myself for suicide?
I've pretty much gave up on life and can't live with it anymore.
>>
>>8387852
Always condition your hair, and if you straighten often, do a deep condition every now and then, it's kinda expensive, but worth it to not fuck your hair.
Argan oil is great, I use it as well :)
As for the actual straightening I comb and brush it until there are absolutely no knots, then put a little argon evenly through it. Go slowly from the top of your head, but not too close to the scalp. Try not to go over the same hair too many times, going slowly once is a bit better.
Also if you just need to do your tips, I don't really know cause I've never done that.
I use quite an expensive one so I can control the temperature and make it cooler towards the end of the hair, but that's not necessary.

Wew that is lots of writing :/
>>
ive eaten an entire jar of choclate spread over two days pure with a fork and knife
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>>8387887
bake yourself a nice lasagna
>>
>>8387887
Seek help, tell friends family parents anyone. Get on anti depresants, get a counsilor. Dont kill yourself life is worth living okay.

If you wana talk I dont mind listening, whats up anon.
>>
>>8387895
Why?

>>8387901
Anti depressants don't help
I refused to tell them as that will
Land me into a mental ward
>>
>>8387891
Your choice of using a fork confuses me
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>>8386184
bitch i will fight u
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>Feel like shit
>Take hormones for the first time in a week
>Feel better that night

It's got to be the placebo effect, right? I even felt like I looked more feminine.
>>
>>8387915
hoi
>>
>>8387917
Go away hon
>>
>>8387919
Hi hello how u
>>
>>8387913
if you have lasagna you won't want to die anymore. also you need to tell them if the antidepressants aren't working so they can try another one
>>
>>8387929
I hate lasagna and this is my 6th type of anti depressant
>>
>>8387932
what antidepressant is it
>>
>>8387928
well i went out for lunch and got deadnamed and called he by my dad to the waitress who was visibly confused when he did and then my mom tried to say she but that didnt make it any better so i felt like shit the whole time but im at their place cuddling my puppies and talking to a cute girl so its allll good. Hows you
>>
>>8387761
this triggers me hard. her face looks like how I used to look before conversion therapy.
>>
>>8387937
Paxil
>>
>>8387882
it's okay, i can deal with it

it's only 7 more months..

>>8387888
i do a mask masque once a week, is that the same as deep conditioning?
>>
>>8387932
maybe your body is energy wise depressed. if you don't have enough energy produced by the chemical reactions in your body, you can get depressed because the body slows down to conserve energy.

If you exercise until you are tired, how do you feel a few hours after?
>>
>>8387913
Better than dying, dont be so defeatist you dont know what will work untill you try it.

>>8387915
I dont own any spoons, small or large.

>>8387918
Hormones kick in pretty quickly mentally doubt it was a placebo.
>>
I forgot what a shit hole /mtfg/ where everyone competes to be the king of shit and passing.
>>
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i think my butt got bigger

>>8387939
:/
>>
>>8387939
Fuck is he like that all the time?
I'm just kinda tired
I'm wondering if my allergies are acting up I feel like garbage and I'm noticing like small splotches on my back
>>
>>8387951
emi that's a long time i really really hope everything goes well... just keep your eyes on the prize and find small ways to cope maybe
>>
>>8387964
Awful

>>8387965
I tried everything
>>
>>8387973
>Fuck is he like that all the time?
He calls me maddie maybe 80% of the time, always he though. My mom calls me she roughly 50/50. Im too scared of him to ever ask him not to. Coming out to him was hard enough.

>I'm wondering if my allergies are acting up I feel like garbage and I'm noticing like small splotches on my back
:0 omg im so sorry. If you arent too tired did you wanna talk on discord later?
>>
>>8387982
Yeah definitely, I have to take care of some stuff and can't stay up all that late after last night. Today I may have slacked more than usual
>>
>>8387969
let me see
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>>8387992
>can't stay up all that late after last night.
Im really really sorry about that i didnt mean to keep you up so late i didnt even notice the time.
>>
>>8387980
If you wana be self defeating then nothing will work. Literally self fullfilling prophecy.

I think you can feel better and fix things.
>>
Do chaser compliments mean anything? Like this guy I met said I have "a pretty face" but do they just find any boy in makeup pretty?
>>
>>8388004
It wasn't your fault I'm not exactly going to go to bed in the middle of a conversation like that, I could tell pretty early on in the evening that it was going somewhere interesting. Hell I kind of started talking to you in the first place last night because I did pick out your anon posts
>>
>>8388016
>because I did pick out your anon posts
>when you try to be stealthy but she knows you better than you thought
>>
>ywn own a Haram
Why even live
>>
arab guys like to do sex with girly boys right

the only hot guys at my work are arabs maybe i have a chance
>>
>>8387977
i don't know, i honestly think i can hide it til then

i don't really look that different than when i started 7 months in
>>
>>8388013
I tried everything
I ran out of options
I can't be loved
>>
>>8387980
Talk to your doc about metabolic depression. A few things can cause it. Both spiro and cypro can be culprits. It can also be something like adrenal insufficiency, low thyroid output, CFS, etc.
>>
>>8388034
I know what my depression is coming from and I can't cure it
>>
>>8388022
Sorry
Also, sorry for dancing around it when I was like 90 percent sure it was you
>>
>>8388039
>sorry for dancing around it when I was like 90 percent sure it was you
You know you gave me a heart attack so many times last night. i have never been more flustered in my life trying to tell you.
>>
>>8388039
>>8388041
Stop being happy together you shits.
If the rest of us aren't happy no one can be happy
>>
Did Elanna and Cistits jerk off together over mic?
Well one of them.
>>
>>8388039
>>8388041
D'aaaaawwwww
>>
>>8388039
>>8388041
OTP
>>
>>8388058
>>8388060
>>8388063
s-s-s-top
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>>8388041
You know I wasn't exactly calm either
Fucking
Asking me who I'm crushing on and then running through names like wtf aaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>8388073
Why her though? Just wondering.
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>>8388073
sorry i didnt mean to freak you out. If it wasnt for zna prodding me i dont think i would have ever had the courage.
>>
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>
mew, I did a cat draw

>>8388025
ill join it

>>8388031
Ill love you
>>
>>8388075
i love simon stalenhag
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>>8388038
never say can't.
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>>8388077
Personalities clicking?
I don't know I don't have a good answer, she's easy to talk to and she has the ability to completely disarm me with even a casual flirt. Feels pretty gay.

>>8388080
Well, it's done, props to zna for actually keeping things under wraps
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How to achieve
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>>8388080
>>8388101
It was *really* fucking hard not saying anything for over an hour once I realized you two were mutually crushing on each other.
>>
>>8388085
>Has a talent
No sympathy.
>>
>>8388101
Oh btw i listened to your mix again thoroughly today. Do you have a track list? There was one song i really liked at about 21 minutes or so and there was another that sounded like a remix of the pirates theme maybe 20 minutes later.

Also yes Zna confirmed best fairy godmother.
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>>8388109
I miss my best friend "zna"
>>
>>8388109
>tfw nobody has ever crushed on me
>>
>>8388121
Hi chara. u should get drunk again
>>
WHY ARE EPILATORS SO LOUD
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>>8388101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnjwlRA2z9k
>>
>>8388106
I dont know because I havnt yet but probably by working hard.

>>8388122
*crushes on you*
>>
>>8388138
r-really??
>>
>>8388122
its because youre a bitch whose red flags can be seen from space
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>>8388122
iktf :/
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Someone get Zna a gf asap!
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>>8388122
Iktf
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>>8388127
TFW SHE WANTS YOU TO GET DRUNK
>>
>>8388122
tfw broken many hearts that crushed on me.
>>
>>8388151
I'm not even ready for a relationship right now, wtf.
>>
>>8388142
Rude.
>>
>>8387951
Yep pretty much :)
>>
>>8388151
That pic is pretty cute ngl
>>8388155
I wanna get you drunk, take you back to my place, and then play video games with you ;)
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>>8388164
Gonna get you a gf so hard.
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>>8388114
Alien Project - One Good (Stryker Remix)
Azax Sydrom & Blastoyz - Soul of a Gypsy
Sorry had to dig there for a sec
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Been watching the 100. Holy shit this show got bad.
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>>8388176
Will you be able to keep me under control
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>>8388141
Well I wouldnt say I love you but I do like you, you seem nice.

>>8388151
I volunteer myself as znas gf.

>>8388164
o-oh okay...
>>
>>8388114
It looks like the archive is down but otherwise I do have a full track list that I could look up pretty easily
>>
>>8388179
Sounds a bit gay.
>>
>>8388181
Its ok i appreciate it cutie :) One day far in the future when you dont feel so exhausted all the time i would love hear you live mix desu. Like, im not going to lie it wasnt my FAVORITE style of edm mostly but your transitions and melodic mixing were really on point. I was really impressed.

>>8388186
Idk desu you'd probably end up domming me now that i think about it

>>8388189
its np those are the only 2 i remember stood out for me. Thx again <3
>>
>>8388188
Thanks.
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>>8388188
Let the match make begin!

>>8388190
Super gay.
>>
does anyone want to see my young nude body
>>
>>8388196
I wanna be single for a bittttttt.
>>
How do I make peace with myself as a rapper. All my music is dude bro rap, anarchy, and fuck women suck my dick music. :l
>>
>>8388203
>young
I'm sure Faye is lurking around somewhere
>>
>>8388207
Have you even been shot?
>>
>>8388211
Been shot at while I was living outside but idt they were actually shooting at me just to scare us.
>>
>>8388207
>white guy
>rap
You deserve a fate worse than death
>>
>>8388217
Says the fucking tranny!

I make some trans chick rap too now. I do chick voice and shake my ass
And I mix between voices too.
>>
>>8388193
Well, I'm sure I could spin something a bit more to your liking too. Glad that my mixing is less garbage than I thought though ^^
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>>8388193
HEHE
Fear me.
>>
>>8388215
Story?
>>8388217
>hating on black music
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>Get curious
>Orbit here for a few days
>Research dysphoria and transitioning
>Consider some shit
>Feel distraught since this began, mom and friend I work with almost daily took notice and asked if I was alright
>Thinking about it compulsively trying to figure out if this is me or not, trying to find a therapist
What have you done
>>
>>8388209
im 21. i know you guys hate her but aren't there better insults than just screaming pedo
>>
>>8388227
just don't be like me and try to push those feelings away for two years. How old are you?
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>>8388225
Was living outside and heroin addicts thought (my group of junkies probably did) we stole their shit from their car while they were at a punk show and chased us through a swamp until we hid in a pipe outside of Tennessee reservoir at the base of the smokey mountains.
>>
my stomach aches. i guess this is a direct result of the doc ripping tissue from my gastric system for histological analysis.

I'm not going to eat until this subsides.
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>>8388232
not everyone hates Faye. It's just a small group of loud people.
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>>8388233
20
I'm caught in a catch-22 of stress where my overthinking brain is wrestling to dissect itself and determine if I want to transition and am doubting due to memes/overskepticism/a nebulous identity that I've never cared to define, or if I'm not and the pieces that line up are coincidence and I have other issues
Which is why waiting through the weekend to contact potential therapists and determine if my insurance does anything is awful, because my mind goes back to re-examining everything I have and coming back to the next step I cannot yet take
>>
>>8388223
Dom me mommy chara.
>>
>>8388253
>5 years younger than me
No sympathy.
>>
>>8388253
Seems familiar, and I can sympathize. Seeing a therapist would probably be a good first step. I'm 21 and still dealing with some of the same shit.
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>>8388244
hey i love you
>>8388236
hey i love you
>>8388233
hey i love you
>>8388225
hey i love you
>>8388223
hey i love you
>>8388222
hey i love you
>>8388209
hey i love you
>>8388204
hey i love you
>>8388193
hey i love you
>>8388188
hey i love you
>>8388167
hey i love you
>>8388153
hey i love you
>>8388060
hey i love you
>>8388028
hey i love you
>>8387977
hey i love you
>>8387969
hey i love you
>>8387918
hey i love you
>>8387917
hey i love you
>>8387765
hey i love you
>>
>>8388265
Oh you're just saying that
>>
>>8388227
Don't be like me and think of those thoughts for 2 years without doing anything
>>
>>8388270
no youre a great person
>>8388271
hey i love you
>>
>>8388271
have you escaped from that cycle though? I still havent
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>>8388265
No you don't :/
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>>8388265
omg bby! how are you? I've been worrying about you ever since your last sadpost.
remember, I <3 u !!!!!
>>
>>8388283
yes youre lovely
>>
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>>8388265
That's a lie and you know it
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>>8388275
I started titty skittles two years ago so I guess you could say that. I'm still extremely dysphoric because I can't get surgeries but I don't question my identity at all.
>>
>>8388204
get a boyfriend
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>>8388293
Ewww boys.
>>
>>8388271
>2 years
psh
4 years and going, still in the closet
>>
>>8388265
You don't know me fren I could be unlovable and depressing.

>tfw first time anyone has said they love me and it's a shitpost :/
>>
>>8388273
I doubt you even know me
>>
>>8388250
i don't like her i think she's a fucking idiot but i just don't understand why the insult always has to be pedo when there are many non made up things you can insult her with
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>>8388297
yeah with thier disgusting bigg muscles and phalluses and beards and cuteness!
>>
>>8388299
My earliest memory of wanting to be a girl but didn't tell anyone was when I was like 5 years old so technically I stayed in the closet for some 16 years ;-;
>>
>>8388265
i love you too super secret Anon
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>>8388307
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>>8388291
i still haven't done that
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>>8388307
>musskills
I'd rather have the above average muscles, honestly.
>benis
How about bagina?
>beards
You got me there, but it ain't like I care much.
>cuteness
Girls are wayyyyyyyyyy cuter.
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>>8388315
Get to it then. Or don't if you enjoy the hon aesthetic
>>
>>8388325
gonna try to by the end of the summer. probably bica?
>>
>>8388327
Im on cypro and zumenol
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>>8388313
That show is fucking great, but it hasn't been on all May :(
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>>8388263
>>8388271
Too late to back out now because I've told a close friend and THEIR friend who is the only trans person I know, and am currently lining up other people I know that I'm close enough to talk deep life shit with and know aren't clueless/insufferable so I can contrast views/thoughts while I wait for professional assistance
>>
>>8388265
thank you I love you too
>>
>>8388336
never watched it
just saw the gif and made me realize how much I want that situation
but i never will.
>>
One of my coworkers told me my eyebrows are on fleek!
>>
i wish i was pretty
>>
>>8388339
see i tried to force myself into it last semester through the school counseling center, by writing in the initial evaluation thing "I have serious gender problems and will be hesitant to talk about them pls hlp" more or less, but it took the semester to work through my other problems and we didn't really get to it
>>
>>8388351
you are
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please give me attention
>>
>>8388357
that's a cute dog just like you
>>
>>8388357
(you)
>>
>>8388351
you are pretty though

also you stole my heart please give it back
>>
>>8388351
you are pretty! would invite on dinner date and make best pizza for you if you were 30. ;)
>>
>i love you anon always skips my posts
I'm starting to suspect something.
>>
Why do girls think I'm a girl but guys think I'm a guy?
>>
>>8388384
who were you
>>
Oh ok so tonight is one of those "I look like a weird boy" nights
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>>8388386
Are you a mirror?

>>8388414
>tfw look like a normal boy
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Oh ok so tonight is one of those "My self worth is at all all time low and my memories are flooding back into my head reminding me of the good times but also reminding me of how alone I am right now and how lonely I will always be for the rest of my days" nights
>>
>>8388414
that's every single fucking day of my life dude
>>
>>8388265
Love you too.

>>8388357
Here you go.
>>
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>Old documents/photos/memorabilia that use your deadname
>Tfw you remember the good things about those times but it feels like a different world
What is this feeling? Melancholy?
>>
i spilled pasta sauce on one of my favourite pants and it's probably going to stain and i think the sauce burnt my leg but that's okay though because i deserved it
>>
>>8388452
No one is telling you because you're trans you cannot hold positive memories of the past. I hold many. It's difficult to not attach a lens of self stigmitization to that.
>>
>>8388490
this doesn't have to do with trannies, go back to pol
>>
>>8388414
Every night is an "I look like a weird boy" night.
>>
>>8388414
is it because you are dating a gril and feeling weirdly dysphoric about it?

>>8388494
theres plenty of topics in the thread
but hey lets just
SHUT IT DOWN
>>
>>8388497
are you sure bout that though
>>
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>>8388505
You're right, it's more "I look like a weird man".
>>
>>8388429
>tfw one of those hope she'll change her mind about me nights
>>
>>8388511
me too thanks
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>>8388500
Idk why would I feel dysphoric about being with a girl? I get guilty repression like thoughts but less so with time
>>
>>8388500
>dating a gril
We arent dating.
>>
>>8388514
nuuuuu
probably cyute
>>
>>8388529
If men with tiny tits are you thing then sure.
>>
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wot a lovely long sleep wot a beautiful morning
>>
>>8388522
idk
you seem to have issues with repression guilt like the fact you did date a girl before transition and maybe your brain is having an association with dating a grill

>>8388526
of course not its just two girls who are practising kissing for boys for life
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>tfw you report /pol/ idiots and their off topic rants
feels good mang
>>
>tfw no beef curtains
https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/6f8k63/nsfw_post_op_65_months_final_update/
>>
>>8388535
Where do you live that it's morning now?
>>
>>8388532
stop self bullying pls
>>
>>8388537
No we like eachother but we arent dating. Thats all there is to it.
>>
>>8388545
Okay, I'll try to see the good in myself.
>>
>>8388542
the worst country in the entire world
>>
Should transgender people be allowed to work traditionally female jobs or does their genetics give them an unfair advantage? like, if someone trained all their life to be a sexualized french maid isn't it unfair that a tranny can move couches and clean stuff way more efficiently?
>>
>>8388548
ok thank you
do you need a hug or two?
>>
>>8388542
Hawaii
>>
>>8388556
the freer the market the freer the people
>>
>>8388542
aus

>>8388550
:(
>>
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>>8388537
I mean I did date a girl very briefly pretransition but it almost doesn't count, I basically started having panic attacks when I had to kiss her

Actually now that you mention it that could be at least a portion of why I swore off girls. Plus the transbian shaming
>>
>>8388560
Haha, no, I'm quite alright, thank you. I appreciate the offer.
>>
>>8388538
these threads are nothing but off topic
>I DONT LIKE IT SO I WILL CENSOR IT
leftists in a nutshell
>>
>>8388565
sorry you seem cool i just hate australia
>>
>>8388567
(huggs you)
>>
>>8388538
You know it's against the rules to announce reports, right?
>>
>>8388550
But it's night time in Guatemala!
>>
>>8388567
aw I wanted hugs though
>>
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>>8388556
If the cissies can't keep up then they get left behind, such is the will of the free market
>>
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>>8388580
>>8388573
<hug>
>>
>>8388571
no same <3
>>
>>8388577
you should report me! :3
>>
>>8388579
Best time for a CIA coup!
>>
>>8388569
you sound like you need a safe space
>>
>>8388589
/mtfg/ is my safe space
I am a transgirl
>>
>>8388566
im not even a transbian and the fucking shaming made me repress
>>
>>8388592
Trip on cis tits
>>
>>8388588
some people are convinced that America truly governs Guatemala by way of their embassador !
>>
>>8388596
I write historic war Sci fi, similar to days of future past, but with space marines and cyborgs. I wrote about the 1954 coup in gutamala before. Literally oil and bananas. Unless I'm high and that's nicoragua
>>
>>8388569
>thinking what they believe in is so righteous that breaking the rules don't matter because the rules don't apply to them.
conservatives in a nutshell
>>
>>8388602
what rule am I breaking?
>>
>>8388595
thats not me and mtfg is not even close to my safe space lol
>>
Make new thread my phone is lagging
>>
>>8388600
ahhh there's no oil here. it really was about the ex-president expropriating UFCO's banana properties and seizing the means of production.
>>
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>>8388608
do it yourself
>>
>>8388616

>>8388616

>>8388616
>>
>>8388615
but their phone is lagging
>>
>>8388582
Luckily trannies can still do tech support if all else fails.
>>
>>8388605
it doesn't matter because you're righteousness trumps the rulez.
>mfw I referenced trump to make fun of a /pol/ sheep.
trump_laughing.jpg
>>
>>8388630
so I am not breaking any rules, I am just hurting your lefty feels
>>
>>8388414
When the brain chemistry is low reality washes in to fill the void.
>>
If I look twinky as a male will I have a good chance at being a girl, or am I gonna be a twinkhon
>>
What do you do about family members who aren't accepting?
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