• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread : >>8371303
okay goodnight
>>8373379
sleep tight, nim
>>8373367
she is trans someone teach me how to fuck her
>>8373379
nn nim :)
Eye makeup is hard
How do I become a girl without living in fear of being ostracized, shunned, beaten, mocked, not passing, losing all of my friends, losing all of my family, never passing due to muscle structure and age, feeling like an impostor, feeling like a sexual deviant with "just a weird fetish", etc, etc?
You ladies are all fucking insane.
>>8373391
you don't, you just keep going as long as you can
>>8373391
>How do I become a girl without living in fear of being ostracized, shunned, beaten, mocked, not passing, losing all of my friends, losing all of my family, never passing due to muscle structure and age, feeling like an impostor, feeling like a sexual deviant with "just a weird fetish", etc, etc?
You don't.
>>8373397
it's a fucking hard life
no one has it harder than trans wow
>>8373360
nim. you didn't say hi back.
>>8373362
eghhhh....
:/
we're moving into a new place in a bit.
i gave her syphilis and now we can't fuck bareback which FUCKING SUCKS
>>8373363
:(
give it to me striaght mama.
:(
:(
i'm not gonna like this am i?
>>8373414
I wish I had it hard
>>8373391
Yup. I'm totally coocoo. And I don't fear any of that. Or anything, really. Except stairs. I'm fucking terrified of stairs.
I was friends with this trans girl on Facebook and you literally can't just be friends with them, they're always constantly trying to flirt with you and it's incredibly uncomfortable; they're borderline predators. She's doing porn now and honestly I regret even befriending her because if it leaks that I even knew her I'll be scrutinized for it because everyone will think we hooked up when in reality I've never even touched a real girl let alone a fucking tranny. The only reason I even kept the friendship up is because we were online friends before he transitioned and I'd feel like shit if I cut ties but I just finally had too.
>>8373422
W-what do you mean Faye..
I-i t-turned down a w-white cis girl yesterday..
d-d-don't think i'm That easy kiddo!
I-I have a gf you know!
and i've only cheated on her twice!
so you can just go the fuck on away!
>feeling okay about myself for a bit
>start to think about friends and romantic partner, comparing them to myself
>>jfc i'm such a fucking loser and always have been. why do these people even like me?
epic
>>8373414
this is why i drink
>>8373475
hey it me
What do I really want?
>tfw cute
I wish I was a girl.
>>8373498
That literally makes you a girl. You just wish you looked like a girl. Go do the things that make you look girly.
Start HRT, Cardio, Yoga, Exfoliating, Facials, Growing your hair out, laser hair removal, practice feminizing your voice, watch makeup tutorial
>>8373493
w2c effay Tesla shirt/sweater
It was supposed to rain last night. no rain. Watch the rain chances become less and less over the day. I need the rain for the crops.
>>8373508
i just buy the cheapest dollar-per-ABV and drink it until i'm buzzed and keep it going as long as i can whenever i decide tonight is the night
currently i'm maining the Fortified Wine section because it's about 30% more cost-effective than vodka and about 65% more cost-effective than my classic Fireball
>5 more hours
>>8373537
Till?
>>8373523
I'm sorry, I don't understand
>>8373505
wtf, I've seen girls in /mtfg/ say you shouldn't transition if you don't have dysphoria but then some of you say to transition just because someone "wishes they was a girl."
Now I'm confused as fuck, if I could press a button to turn me into a girl instantly I'd do it in a heartbeat BUT I get pretty much no dysphoria. Should I transition or not? No meme answers.
>>8373422
oh wait took that the wrong way
lol aren't you still unemployed lmfao
>>8373550
where to buy that pretty looking sweater
sorry
>>8373554
http://genderanalysis.net/articles/that-was-dysphoria-8-signs-and-symptoms-of-indirect-gender-dysphoria/
>>8373547
>>8373554
There is no for sure answer. Learn about transition (protip: it's not the same as being a real girl) and decide if that's good enough for you and if the risk of not passing is acceptable, and on the other hand consider how manageable life will be as a male, regardless or dysphoria and with the knowledge dysphoria might appear/worsen over time.
>>8373556
There's a Tesla store/display at the mall.
My dad got me a Tesla shirt and a tesla keychain for my birthday to troll me, leading me on to believe he was actually getting me the car.
>>8373554
maybe you derealise constantly and your whole existence is a mental abstraction away from your dysphoria
>>8373565
it's bad desu but drinking for the taste is a meme anyway
>>8373555
I've been unemployed for 4 years, I don't need a job, I want one
>>8373437
Oh well are you saying that cis girls are better then trans girls
That's rude
>>8373567
nu-uh
recently some one has been making me BOOM drinks
also.
where did everyone go?
:(
>>8373554
I didn't really have dysphoria when I first transitioned, I just wanted to be more feminine in appearance and was willing to undergo HRT to achieve that. Then over time a lot of feelings that were buried deep down came to the surface and I realized that I really did want to be a girl. In retrospect, considering some parts of my history, it makes sense now.
Nightmares fucking suck @__@
Especially ones where you're back to boymode and everyone treats you like one
>>8373525
Wish I could send some of what we get here. Thunderstorms every couple days, it's getting tiresome.
>>8373559
Christ that hits close to home.
Quick question
Is it okay for a boy to be hiding this under his shirt
>>8373559
>tfw was in an extended twitter fight with the author of this article
good old times
>>8373567
Derealise? I dunno, I'm extremely carefree but at the same time I'm probably depressed and have no idea why.. Maybe I just block all my problems from my thoughts and this is all just subconscious.
>>8373559
A lot of those apply to me. Almost none of them went away with HRT. Am I not trans?
>>8373572
HEY!!
I DID NOT DIRECTLY SAY THAT!
cis girls are worse cuz of feminism and "being afraid" of being too much of a woman for there man ie not wanting to learn to cook cuz it's """"degrading"""
like wtf feminism??
lol ok go be men then women
lmfaoooooooooo
we'll just start fucking trans girls who ACTUALLY WANT to be sumbisive and cook and clean and get fucked and in general treat a man right lmfao
>>8373588
look up "derealisation" on wikipedia and tell me what you think
i'll be back in half an hour
>>8373574
Pretty much how I feel when I think back to certain things about myself when I was younger. I'm thinking I'll wait til the end of this month, if I can't get this out of my head then I'll seriously consider HRT. I'm 19 right now so I don't wanna wait too long and regret it.
>>8373573
what in h*ck is a boom drink? this better not be some caffeinated meme drink
>>8373585
Why do men fight with professional women on twitter
>>8373591
Pic related
>>8373576
i get nightmares almost everynight
the only thing that helped get rid of them was sleeping with my bf but we sleep at different times now so im getting them again x.x
probably the worst is when i get like hallucinations when i wake up ie i would actually see something like a monster staring at me in my room x.x doesnt happen too often but its scary when it does
>>8373563
I got this for Xbox I have no clue who I will main I haven't played tekken in like 10 years.
>>8373593
Oh damn, it's possible. It says Epilepsy is a cause and I happen to be diagnosed with that. A lot of it seems hallucinatory which I don't really get, main thing I relate to is a detachment from emotions. It's interesting though.
>>8373603
Some of us have enough sense of ethics to be a bit bothered when someone with a large social media platform states she'd be okay with war crimes if Clinton was president, Faye. I doubt you understand that, though.
>>8373559
>http://genderanalysis.net/articles/that-was-dysphoria-8-signs-and-symptoms-of-indirect-gender-dysphoria/
Oh shit, pretty much every single one of those relate to me, I guess I'm a girl now
What are some surgeries transwomen commonly get? FFS, VFS, Tracheal Shave, Breast Implant, Butt Implants/Lift, SRS/Orchi....am I missing any?
What about major treatments? Like laser hair removal and anal bleaching?
>>8373636
VFS is mostly seen as a meme here, butt implants? anal bleaching? we're not trying to be pornstars, you know, not all of us, at least.
>>8373610
I haven't had a proper nightmare since my childhood and now I've had one two nights in a row. I hope it doesn't become a thing. I sleep in the same bed as my partner so at least I got someone to comfort me (unless she's left for work early). I had completely forgotten how bad dreams can be :s
>>8373636
Only SRS, FFS including tracheal shave, breast implants and hair implants are really that common. Plus laser and electrolysis for hair removal. The rest can be done, and some more outlandish stuff, but it's unusual.
Anal bleaching is for gay dudes.
>>8373636
I'd probably get all of these except anal bleaching. Oh, and laser too because it doesn't work on light hair.
No hay pretextos aquí claramente vemos que el que quiere puede, mis respetos para este señorón que a su edad sale cada día hacer su luchita y salir adelante, su carrito improvisado con su andadera, Dios lo cuide siempre !
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18739657_1346780858736604_1935970008536672122_n.jpg?oh=ae8fab156f4c6bd455bab4e181d7214f&oe=59B0EB83
>>8373636
Rhinoplasty, hair lift/transplant.
>>8373652
Tipico ver señores y señoras como el en Santiago, generalmente vendiendo dulces y cosas asi. Mucha gente en Chile depende del trabajo informal.
>>8373652
Wrong image board senpai
>Faye enters the thread
>>8373641
come on, at least half the girls here cam
>>8373647
>>8373651
Am I really the only girl here who bleaches her butthole? Most male buttholes look totally different from cisgirl buttholes and there's at least some work you should do to feminize it, come on.
>>8373656
Is that not already part of FFS?
>>8373665
>at least half the girls here cam
lol half the thread is barely even 20 what are you talking about.
>>8373559
This hit me right in the feels
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FLAT FRICKING TIRE IM GONNA KMS MYSELF
i guess if even my girlfriend likes that zinnia jones article i'll forget my ancient twitter grudges and actually read it
i'm never reading a fucking sam kriss article though
>>8373658
no solo en esos pieses, esto es comun asta aki en los ES y sobre todo el mundo. el ke kiere, puede.
FUCK THE WHITE MAN
the pope's cool tho, him I like
fuck the racist white man....
no...
not thtere yet.
fuck the white man.
>>8373641
>not wanting a porn star body
shiggy
i hope sam kriss dies
>>8373665
I don't show my butthole to anyone who'd care. Not removing the hair around it either, by the way. Not everyone's retarded enough to buy into porn bullshit.
>>8373665
I don't think poop cares what colour the hole is. Besides hrt made mine go dark so I doubt it's a male trait
>when ur gf has a brown butthole
>>8373579
What's so frustrating is a county north or south and there is plenty of rain.
>>8373685
like chocolate :3
>>8373690
I'm a top so that's fine :3
>>8373679
there's money in porn js
>>8373691
nope! just shade, there's more melanin on your private parts, that's all
>>8373690
That's not something I'd let anyone do. Degrading to both involved.
>>8373690
We'll cross that bridge when we get there. I get no sex rn anyways
>>8373696
kek!
mines bigger
fuck off with that lewd shit beep wtf lol
>>8373687
Christ dude I've been cooking
I said I don't have any advice to give like I don't know anything about her or your current situation
>>8373679
BUT POOP GETS STUCK IN THAT HAIR
>>8373695
And there's even more money in wetwork. Doesn't mean I'd do either. I have standards.
>>8373660
I'm mildly upset at how accurate this is
>>8373695
Not for everyone
>>8373698
>rimjobs are degrading
oh go back to catholic school you prude
>>8373698
lol CFH
hi, i am beanboy.
who and what are you?
.
.
before i forget, how do i get my gf more friends?
>>8373703
Doesn't matter when you clean it with water right away.
>looking in this gen
>see talk about butholes and poop
Nooooooooooope
>>8373678
i hope i die
>>8373721
same
>>8373411
>tfw you never had a chance to be smol and cute and now you need to dress age appropriate.
>>8373660
Needs more Chris Hansen
>>8373726
same
same
is skipping breakfast ok or should i skip lunch
>>8373739
you should eat consistent meals but lower cal foods
>>8373728
>just gotta be good looking i guess
exactly
>need to be good looking to make money
>need money to become good looking
there just aint winning for the uggo
besides i'm too tol for porn anyways
>>8373739
>breakfast
>buying into corporate cereal meme
baka desu
only have dinner ever, or if you eat low cal foods have lunch and dinner
>>8373748
>>8373595
I'm in an almost identical situation right now. I'm almost 19 and I'm waiting a month to think it over and start HRT.
>tfw talk to someone
>tfw fantasize about giving them the succ and start to feel funny
>>8373758
what?
that's gay and you should feel bad.
>>8373756
like don't fuck around and just fast all day or something eat lunch some fruit and oatmeal or something then you won't feel like ur dying and accidentally snack. that's just my opinion from pretty much having an eating disorder for 3 years
>>8373763
wait amby wtf
>>8373764
the joke's on you, I'm gay and I already feel bad all the time.
has anyone here listened to the new halsey album yet? it's hitting me in the feels tbqh
I didn't wear a bra today and now everyone is calling me bro and dude ;~;
>>8373769
It was some guy I was talking to on discord lol
He seemed nice and my mind kinda wandered while I talked to him
>>8373763
>fantasize about giving succ
>remember you dont know how to give good head
>snap out
errytiem
>one apartment available that i'd be able to afford
>most dangerous street in town
>kidnappings
>adults murdering teens over drugs
>robberies
>prostitutes
>littered af
>people walking around at all hours of day and night
well then
>>8373616
ok but what IS it
>>8373770
:(
sorry.
beanboy, out.
>Try to think a lot, head hurts
>Try to watch a movie, head hurts
>Try to read /mtfg/, feel ok
must not be any substance here.
>>8373775
To be honest, I haven't listened to a new album in years, other than those of friends when they give me one.
>>8373785
Not much. Makes it relaxing indeed. As Gainsbourg said, la connerie, c'est la décontraction de l'intelligence.
>take hrt
>stop taking hrt for a bit
>body hair gets worse than it was before i took hrt
based...
alright. i just filled out an i-9 form for 1 of my applied positions.
for some reason, i have a really good feeling about this.
they also asked me to go speak to them tomorrow @ 11:00.
things are starting to look really nice
>>8373798
depends on how big they are and how hard they are to get off I guess, but my narrow mouth aint helping
How legit is the spearmint tea trick to reduce body hair? Will it fuck with my hormones?
I'm not trans but I'm pretty serious about shaving my legs.
>>8373786
it's really good desu. def has highs and lows tho, very feelsy kind of music.
help i'm a boy with boobs and idk what to do
>>8373781
It means good
Bomb drink= very good drink
>>8373795
true
>feel like a zombie
>>8373811
just be yourself. also buy a bra you harlot
>>8373815
>meme
ugh
how about creams that slow growth. worth it?
>>8373822
do i buy a binder
my sports bra still makes it look like i have boobs
>>8373811
take hrt.
become gril.
then having bobs will be normal for you.
i know how humiliating it is, having a body that doesn't measure up society's ideals.
so why not act out in opposition to those ideals?
>tfw don't wear a bra
>>8373815
you mean pic related?
>>8373826
It's bad to bind growing boobs.
>>8373832
it's bad for me to be a boy with two big things poking out of my chest
>>8373821
Comes with being back from the dead?
>>8373842
i'm on hrt and a tranny just in boymode
>>8373844
then start going into girlmode.
hell, i'd love to be in a position to girlmode, & it's looking as though i'm almost there
>>8373849
I could spend $40 on an epilator
anything to keep me smooth
>>8373855
damn.
if only there were a drug that gives the same subjective effects as estrogen w/o changing the body.
then every tranny could alleviate their dysphoria.
it really sucks how hard for so many people in so many different ways, & our rulers don't even give a shit
>>8373861
i bought an epilator for $100 or so like 4 years ago, never was able to use it completely because of how bad it hurts
>tfw no gf
>>8373874
I turn my hot water to max to shave and exfoliate.
Apparently doing it over and over makes it hurt less. I'd try it.
>>8373876
that's what you go to grad school for dummy
the degree is just a bonus
>>8373861
I got put off by how many ingrowns I get when I epilate. Maybe I need to figure out a better exfoliation routine.
>>8373843
I guess...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i don't want this anymore ok
>>8373887
Wait that's what you go to grad school for?????
Do you think there's cute bi or lesbian girls in chemistry???
>>8373893
We need a life, not unlife. Think we can do that?
I buyed a denim jacket
Hey, how much does bloodwork usually cost?
>>8373907
For me it cost as much as the GP visit which was a bit less than two hundred dorra (australian dollars)
>>8373907
Absolutely no idea. Varies a lot depending on what you get done, and I never had to pay for mine.
>think about kissing Grace
>smile
>w<
I give up on transitioning
Going to go back and repress
>tfw feel like a waste of resources/space
when i get a job, i'm gonna buy calorie supplements & multivitamins & rice, & throw in some isolated biotin, why not?maybe some protein supplements would be a good idea too.
i don't have to worry about not getting enough fat for a while, i still have plenty of tallow.
that way i won't have to focus so hard on making sure i get the nutrients i need?
food? it's becoming too much.
food is expensive, & cooking is staring to lose its edge for me.
i guess i'll still keep the idea to make nuker brownies on my birthday, & tranniversary.
speaking of which, my 1st tranniversary is coming up next tuesday.
i'll celebrate a few days later w/ chocolate & morning glory seeds.
next year it's gonna be nuker brownies.
it's quite a shame that i had to cut my hair, but i think i'm close to landing a job, so i'll be able to grow it out
>>8373913
lol fuck that
>>8373915
you don't live in america. Not helpful.
>>8373928
i live in america, it doesn't cost me anything, that or hrt.
if you can't afford this shit, get on medicaid
>>8373901
No energy.
>>8373932
That can come back. I hope it can.
>>8373921
Congratulations on the trannyversary! Also chocolate and seeds sounds nice.
And good I hope you can grow your hair out again, good luck with the job!
IMPORTANT
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>>8373937
I hope so too.
I can't program anymore.
>>8373942
thanks :3
>>8373900
>Do you think there's cute bi or lesbian girls in chemistry???
I know of at least one. :^3
why does dad only talk to me when hes wasted
>>8373957
he can't handle being a dad.
>>8373950
yea, i knew it even before i tranisitioned.
it was ised quite a lot to shame me
>>8373959
I'll never look like a girl
>>8373903
nice
>>8373966
How long have you been on HRT? How far are you in general into your transition?
>>8373950
yes, every big fan of inuyasha i've ever met has been a girl
>>8373969
probably no more than a year.
little-known fact: transtioning takes a little over half a decade
>>8373959
It was my introduction to bittorrent
>>8373963
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THIS AND NOW MY ROOMMATE IS POINTING IT OUT AND MY MIND IS BLOWING I LOVED THAT SHIT YO
>>8373956
Awe that's sweet of you to say
I hope there's at least two
>>8373974
>little-known fact: transtioning takes a little over half a decade
of active work at it.
>>8373959
>tfw Inyuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, and Yu Yu Hakusho on adult swim
Those were the days
I used to have a couple drawings of Inyuyasha I did when I was a kid
I didn't know being in love felt this nice
>>8373974
I should be done with everything essential to my transition by the end of this year. Just 4 years, well filled. Except the one I spent in the looney bin, obviously.
>>8373979
no, not just that, even the hrt takes that long.
it's kind of like a little thing we like to call 'puberty'.
it matter how hard you work for it if you don't have hrt
>>8373989
*it doesn't matter how hard you work for it if you don't have hrt.*
but this doesn't mean don't work for girlmode, to some extent, all women have to work for girlmode
>>8373982
I'm old as fuck
>>8373950
What is inyasha?
>>8373994
yea :(
>>8374001
a girly animu cutely trying to act tomboyish
>>8374001
A show I watched some and don't remember a bit about.
>>8374001
it was some people's gateway drug to becoming a furry
>tfw no motivation to do or work on anything
>>8373994
can you give me a new heart
>>8374001
My gateway drug to anime
Some shitty animu about a dog demon and a time travelling girl that don't ever bone
>>8374016
Hugg. Sadly not, you gotta stitch yours back together yourself, but you can do it, Anon.
>>8374013
Oh.
....
I see.
>>8374016
I want somebody to swap all my mitochondria with new properly functioning ones.
>>8374031
Believe in yourself!
>>8374021
but they totes love each other, they just won't admit it
>>8374038
Do they ever get together in the manga???
im thinking of leaving the trans community for good its just so depressing and not doing me any good at all with all the drama. I might just live as a guy on hrt and try to live a semi normal life.
i wonder if barron trump will be different from his father.
he seems up for discussions about animu.
here's hoping that he'll grow up to be a cool person that you can just shoot the shit w/
>>8374043
idk, never read it.
i've been falling behind on reading the mango for attack on titan.
that's probably for the best. i'm trying to be happy these days
>>8374045
It's this place that is toxic. Look for a local trans or LGBT group you can get involved with.
I want to be normal but what even is normal tbqh?
I don't know what I want
>>8374045
maybe you dhould try to join a cause or something.
i think there's this socialist group around campus that i'd like to get involved w/.
idk, just look for activism that fits you
>>8374056
I feel nervous in LGBT groups, I avoided my college's one. Maybe I could try again with the local one here
>>8374045
>get involved in trans community
>befriend a few people
>leave and keep in touch
A lot of people do this it's much healthier than staying here
>>8374073
To be real for a moment I'm kind of addicted to the attention
>>8374068
>mfw even considering cringey crazies of my community
>>8374076
seek sunlight
>>8374076
for what its worth my sincere (drunk) opinion is that you're one of the scarce reasons this thread is remotely worth reading
>>8374056
Its all the discords and things that revolve around this place as well, met so many awful people who are just plain mean.
And I do go to a local lgbt group its a mixed group and not everyone passes but theyre nice. Theres no judgement and its a totally different atmosphere.
jesus christ, barron trump is 11 years old, & he's taller than me (his height is 5'10").
he's taller than a lot of people.
he's gonna be REALLY tall
>>8374056
In my experience you're more likely to find cool trans people in general lgbt groups, trans groups are usually full of hons.
>>8374065
Try again, and go at least a few times so you have a chance to get to know some of the people. Many are more social than political. My trans support group often breaks into chatting when there aren't trans issues to discuss.
>>8374073
I live in bumfuck nowhere. My closest trans group is 90 minutes away by car at highway speeds.
>>8374083
You need to move to Minneapolis/St Paul.
http://otto-rocket.tumblr.com/post/161335283948/ilovemesomegay-otto-rocket-ilovemesomegay
>tumblr
not even once
>>8373936
What do you use for scrubbing?
>Keep hearing that gender isnt defined by genitals
>"Girls can have dicks too!"
>Alright cool I guess, chicks with dicks
>Come to /mtfg/
>Hey ladies any cute transgirl that wanna get fucked and have her dick played with?
>REEEEEEE FUCKING CHASER SCUM SHITLORD
>Dont some girls have dicks?
>REEEE NO THOSE ARE AGP CROSSDRESSING MEN AND YOU'RE A GAY CHASER REEE
Jesus, I'll just stick to crossdressing traps, they just want compliments.
To any no true scotsgirls here with dicks tho stay classy.
>>8374110
eirini recommended me a beer and i was unable to find it in tesco except in alcohol-free form so i just got pissed off and got cider because its cheaper than what i usually drink (cabernet sauvignon red wine)
>>8373876
>tfw you like her but you're too scared to tell her
>>8374123
>>8374123
seek sunlight pinhead
>>8374110
Fuck JDs, drink Lucky you pleb
>>8373820
where i come from bombs are bad
>>8374123
chasers are one of two things
>someone who's into mtf girls because of their hardware x presentation the same way strict hetero guys are into girls because of their hardware x presentation
>someone who wants to suck gt at all costs
the second kind is the canonical trashy chaser, while the first kind is just.... kind of a normal person
>>8374056
And yet I might not be alive without this toxic place.
>>8374124
Cider is top tier anyways good taste
>>8374128
>tfw u crush way too easily on girls that live super far away and would prefer to just plain never bring it up
>>8374140
You're the one that gave it to me u dilhole
>>8374123
elanna wants you to play with her dick
>>8374149
Oh.
Then drink an ungodly Lucky-Jack shitmix
me welcoming mtfg back into my life
>>8374154
Why do you drink such bad beer whyyyyy
I swear if you order lucky at the pub
ok, i can't handle this, i'm going to have one of my chocolate bars
I need to learn how to cook well.
>>8374149
I basically opt for cider whenever I want a cheap drink at a bar here in the UK since most of the beer they serve is bad and the wine is deplorable for a Wine Snob* like me. The cocktails are good but expensive, in general.
*Chilean citizen.
>>8374167
I wasn't before but I will now.
Gonna order you one too and it'll be rude to decline and you'll have to drink it
>>8374180
what begins?
good night.
>>8374172
Really? I thought the UK had good beer
Come to British Columbia we know how to brew some fucking beer I tell you what
>>8374176
The punchline is that none of those places have lucky on the menuuuuu
>>8374146
>someone who's into mtf girls because of their hardware x presentation the same way strict hetero guys are into girls because of their hardware x presentation
I feel like this one cause I dont like masculinity but no matter how hard i barter that point doesn't seem to sell here.
>>8374150
Neat, is she a cutie?
>>8374189
Night.
>>8374167
You're probably safe. I don't think most pubs would even have lucky.
(I hope)
I can't decide if i want to finish my JD or save it for a day when I'm upset. Siiiigh
>>8374180
Pretty much anything honestly just that no one every tried to teach me.
>>8374191
I'm very, very vaguely planning a trip to North America sometime in either late 2018 or 2019 because my bff lives in Seattle and like hey, sure, would not mind checking out BC beer and its basically literally right next to Washington state unless I've got my idea of Canada all wrong.
Anyway, good night for real now.
>tfw shouldn't drink that much but live near like 20 breweries
Temptation is real desu
>>8374171
Start with simple recipes, practice makes perfect
>>8374197
but i love chocoloate.
i've binged on brownies before, & nothing happened
I'm gay
>>8374214
That's pretty gay.
>>8374199
I'd like to teach the world my pasta recipe but it requires a specific cheese that you can't get outside finland and supposedly a few places in the states.
Try making pasta bolognese perhaps? It's quite hard to mess up and very delicious. As an added bonus it's classy enough to serve to guests.
>>8374210
I used to be skeletal until 5 dollar pizzas and 2 meals a day happened.
>>8374214
That's gay
>look up 新日鐵住(a steel company in Japan) after seeing it on a twitter page
>"Nippon Steel" is the first to pop up
lol wtf
>>8374197
I'd say it's an acquired taste unless you're drinking something like a belgian whitbier
>>8374196
Idk personally I like to have liquor around for when I'm upset but that's just how I roll
Also holy shit your salsa is amazinggg
>>8374205
You had better come to victoria if you wind up in BCCC
Goodnight!
>>8374117
exfoliating shower gloves. I just get them wet and take a bit of soap like you were washing your hands and then scrub my legs. seems to work pretty well
now i want to gib huggu
>>8374197
Everyone I work with a beer snobs and everything they buy still tastes like moldy bread in water. Sure it's not as bad as VB but it's still not good
>>8374219
What cheese?
>>8374199
just make some scrambled eggs
>>8374194
yeah good luck
i feel nice
>>8374225
How do you moisturize your skin afterwards? I'm using olive oil currently and it's amazing. I'm a bit worried that soap will dry my already dry skin further. I gotta pick up those shower gloves up again, I used to have a pair but left them at home when I moved out.
>>8374224
I'll keep that name in mind. I'm open for new experiences.
>>8374231
A beer snob made me try IPA once and I still haven't recovered with the amount of ech. This was 5 years ago.
>>8374232
Called Aura in finnish, midnight blue in the US I think for some inexplicable reason. It's just perfect for a creamy bluecheese pasta.
Polygamy is immoral
>tfw you're sleepy but you don't want to sleep, & it's not even bedtime
>>8374259
What about a harem?
>>8374245
This girl is litterally me, cause I can't even make eggs
>>8374263
GROSS
>>8374266
of course not, you have to be a bird to make eggs
>>8374266
None of us can make eggs
;-;
>>8374272
....nah uh mammals have eggs too they just can't lay them! :p
>>8374263
How do I join a harem??
>>8374287
by featuring in a visual novel for unscrupulous lonely weebs?
>>8374277
I was going to protest that my scrambled eggs are amazing, but then I realised what you meant
>>8374292
Ok so no dignity but there's lots of other girls in a harem right??
>>8374266
but now you can be a ninja
>>8374191
Ah ya nah no worries, I'll bring my own 8 pack for us
>>8374224
Thanks :)
It's great to cook with in Mexican dishes too. When I make burritos I add some to the refried beans to make them a little bit less viscous and I use it with fajitas too.
Are we supposed to take men or womens multi vitamins. Like which do we need more of as trannies.
>>8374149
>hat live super far awa
How far away?
>>8373900
>tfw in chem eng
I know the feeling
>>8374321
>I take men's multivitamins
Good to know thx. Should i take womens if i have low iron
>>8374304
Nah-uh I have to look up to a ninja and build him a low orbit transport so he can fight the president
>>8374321
Do you want Lucky 4.0% or Lucky 8%
Housten girl has to keep us updated
>>8374331
just build yourself a low orbit transport instead so you can fire yourself into the surface of the earth
i'd use it to kill myself
>>8374321
It doesn't normally last long enough to find out, but probably 7-10 days
I miss elanna. The old elanna. The one that wasn't so gay.
>>8373411
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this triggers the tranny!!!!!!
>>8374345
But it's a nice, crisp Lager. Rude tbqhwymf
>>8374255
>Aura
Is a soft cheese, and I'm not sure it is ok to import into the US. That was the problem with traditional blue cheeses. The milk must be pasteurized before use to make the cheese, and blue cheese doesn't do that. This is to stop the spread of hoof&mouth disease. Amana managed to make a blue cheese over here, then others followed suit. I wonder if you can find somebody who uses the same cultures and recipe to make their blue cheese here..
>>8374359
I am not fucking gayy!
>>8374362
If it's undrinkable at cellar temperature then it's not good beer
Sorry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dZM76px4lc
>>8374366
Well the wikipedia article for aura listed it was sold in the US under that name so I assume they somehow managed to figure it out.
>>8373969
3 years
>>8374373
Get a load of this poof
>>8374254
Im glad to hear it.
>>8374374
Did Cis Tits put you up to this?
Bye.
>>8374373
>Doesn't like cheek, shitty beer
Fucking bull dyke
>>8374375
That importer doesn't list it among the cheeses they import to the US. They must have gotten caught, and stopped.
>>8374277
I can make eggs! like some 20 different ways!
>>8374387
c u tomorrow
>>8374395
It's a lifestyle, you metrosexual flannel wearing nerd
>>8374395
>Why would you buy cheap shitty beer when you can get cheap good beer????
because cheap shitty beer is very slightly cheaper than cheap good beer per ABV
>>8374399
WHATS HIS NAME?
>>8374393
Rip in piece. It's so good, we miss it every day here in straya. I was hoping at least americans could experience the joys of aura pasta. No other blue cheese seems to be the same, they all get so runny and bitter when cooked that you gotta mix them with other cheeses to get a creamy enough taste, which changes the flavor and texture of the sauce.
>>8374399
stop posting pedophiles, stalker weirdo.
>>8374415
everyone here is a pedophile
>>8374380
o-of course not!
>>8374418
>early transitioner looks at transitioned who started at 16 with disapproval.jpg
>>8374418
speak for yourself, coward.
>>8373559
I had wondered if the effects I heard about HRT changing worldviews and day to day attitude were an effect of the chemical, but it seems this may be the root
>>8374411
lol!
I've been on hrt for 18 months
When do I start being a cute girl
>>8374418
it sure seems like it sometimes
>>8374410
The difference is negligible and it tastes like cat's piss. If you want the cheapest beer per dollar you should eschue cans altogether and get a growler filled
>>8374408
Uhhh metrosexuals are boys tho
>>8374436
>>8374422
>16
I wish
>>8374418
Lol that masculine brow ridge on jazz
>>8374444
>quads
every time
>>8374438
>18 months
when did you start feeling happy and smiling around people?
>>8374255
I just use lotion after everytime I shower
>>8374422
is that like a bad angle or is this a picture of a girl who has had pre-puberty hormone tratment who has brow bossing?
>>8374450
not exactly pre-puberty to be fair
>>8374448
Lol
>>8374447
one day you will transition and become a cute girl and get a boyfriend who hugs you lots
>>8374309
my woman's have a bit of biotin and stuff for hair + skin I'm not sure if men's would have
>>8374442
You femme-metrosexual, flannel nerd, fruity beer drinking pleb
>>8374442
but at that point you're just drinking to get drunk so you should get the cheapest ABV right?
>>8374414
>bitter when cooked
I used to make a couple gouda containing recipes that required a double boiler to cook them safely.
>>8374457
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
puffball how do you talk like anime
>>8374466
one day you will stop hiding
>>8374464
Yes, I repeat, growler fills
Lucky is more expensive and only 5% abv, you can easily get 1.9L of 10% abv beer for 12 bucks
>>8374463
T-thank
>>8374471
hmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>8374472
W-welcome
>>8374472
>growler fills
is this some non-ontario superior cost effectiveness meme?
>>8374465
a double boiler? we're getting on levels of cookery that a mere mortal like me is not familiar with
>>8374480
Ontario doesn't have growlers?
My condolences
It's just giant jugs that they fill directly from the tap it's fresh draught beer for almost nothing
>/mtfg/ worthy recipies
blue cheese in the spaghetti
>>8374490
Put your trip back on, Elanna
o, god.
i must have dozed off.
huh. a girl i backed off from is messaging me.
i backed b/c she has a boyfriend, & when they say they're "looking for a girl to have fun w/", they probably mean a cis girl.
maybe she didn't get that i was backing off?
& why is she messaging me now.
i sent my messages a few days ago
>>8374474
sorry could you not use that word please it makes me uncomfortable
>>8374453
ok, 16 is too old for transition?
>>8374501
You're on 4chan.
how to introduce trans gf to family
>>8374505
I am aware
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPWGIK1Rook
>>8374507
tell them a few days in advance that you aren't planning to have any kids
>>8374507
Introduce her as your gf like you'd normally do
>>8374490
the word tranny makes me uncomfortable because of the E at the end. trans sounds gr8
>>8374489
i mean maybe down in the brewery district but i've never been there intentionally and i'm scared
my cheapest alcohol via LCBO is $8.45 for 750ml at 20% ABV
all i want is cheaper la fin du monde but i don't want to walk anywhere culturally significant to get it
>>8374507
Why do they need to know shes trans.
>>8374523
Is that bum wine? Jesus
>>8374507
cut your balls off lol
I still live with my mom, use her insurance, and have never scheduled a medical appointment
How do I make sure my plan covers this, line a meeting with a therapist up, and is it going to be so obvious I might as well come out and tell my mom I'm conflicted and need a therapist?
>>8374529
>>8374528
i told you i don't drink for the taste
>>8374534
>telling parents about your sexual preferences.
>>8374487
Basically a pot within a pot. In the outer pot you pot water that is then simmered or even boiled. The inner pot is where you cook your food. Great for making delicate sauces containing chocolate or delicate cheeses like blue cheese.
you can make your own double boiler by using a larger pot and smaller one that will fit in it. you then need something to hold the smaller pot up so it doesn't contact the bottom of the bigger pot.
Check this article on blue cheese cooking.
http://www.finecooking.com/article/cooking-with-blue-cheese
Melt rather than cook.
>>8374476
>>8374444
wow thats p gay Birdy
>>8374528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSMs77v2oNk
>>8374545
>or when boiling ethanol to separate hash oil from plant matter
I mean, what?
>>8374553
whats that saying
people in glass houses?
>>8374541
I don't know what sexual preferences have to do with this, it'd be more explaining that I want to see a professional to help process my thoughts and make a life decision
And it's a little bit harder to ignore them when I have a healthy relationship with them, and live with them while I'm doing college. Even harder if it's going to be impossible to check/use insurance without their knowing.
And even harder because she's noticed I've been vacant and forlorn since I started researching this
>>8374561
It doesn't count if you only fantasized about it, nor is it gay either cause its a girl version of you
/fact
Birdys hella gay and/or trans tho he actually wanna be one.
I thought we already established cartman and birdy were the most stoic repressors on mtfg and everyone just kinda stopped bulying them because they were fellow transgirls, not chasers
seriiously everyone
4chan was made to be anonymous
you can dig and mine some serious gold if you respect that
if everyone keeps logging and screencapping, and it results in RL dox (as it already has for me in a month of being here) then the gold mine of lulz will dry up.
>>8374569
you repressors crack me up
>>8374569
I have only fantasized about making out with femme girls I suppose it doesn't count then huh
>>8374583
>Repressors get gud, start before you regret it, suffering and sudoku await those who ignore the call
>If you're uncertain and trying to suss out whether you're repressed or not you're clearly AGP not trutrans fuck off fetish slut
It's most healthy to remember that every board on this website is a swirling cesspool of vitriol, no matter how important the subject of conversation
>>8374592
I didnt even think about lewd stuff so doesn't count.
Theres nothing wrong with innocent thoughts about an alternative version of yourself.
>>8374596
yeah
i moved to voat last night.
>>8374604
despite what repression gen says, not every guy wonders what it would be like to be a girl or be upset that they arent girls
>>8374604
That's pretty trutrans ngl
>transitioning before your brain develops sexual reproduction personality is trutrans
>the rest of you late bloomers are agp
i really dont care
do we just agp vs trutrans so we have something to type about on the daily?
>when you're on a degenerate discord vc with a girl whos literally choking herself for another
WEW
>>8374609
>not every guy wonders what it would be like to be a girl
Maybe not every but still common.
>or be upset that they arent girls
Trans
Big difference, I aint upset over that shit.
IIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU JESUUUS CHRIIIIIIIIIST
JEEEESUS CHRIST III LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU YESSSSS I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8374625
semen stains the mountain tops
>>8374625
i want jesus christ to crucify me like the bitch sinner i am and rape me
>>8374624
>very common
Yeah, projecting your viewpoints onto the rest of the male population is common
>>8374621
That's what /tg/ does about playing-pretend games, /toy/ about modified vs original, /d/ about farts and vore in stuff...I think that's how this entire website operates
>>8374621
It's meming, anyone that actually takes that shit seriously has brain problems.
>>8374623
Link discord
>>8373766
>>8373756
1 large coffee and half a serving of oatmeal for breakfast. Do something in the time you would normally eat lunch (clean, read, jerk off idc). Then, dealers choice of either sleep or weed for dinner. If you feel too hungry, a small to average size meal is fine around 3:30-4:00p, but definitely no dinner that night.
some tips:
Obviously cheat when you have to, don't fall unconscious dummy.
I recommend black coffee, or something very close to it. The sweetness from syrup flavor upsets an aching stomach. The Baristas know my usual: large, strong, black, with half a shot of whatever the barista wants.
Yes, you should incorporate snacks. Raw, Unflavored Almonds are the miracle snack. The more you chew them up, the more filling they are. Plus, eating 7-8 almonds 2 at a time over the course of fifteen minutes tricks your body into thinking its been eating that long, since you've been chewing almost the whole time.
Also, if you're having trouble and keep cheating on lunch, aim for the 3:30, not to skip until dinner. For me, a lot of the time by then the hunger pains are gone and there's just a hollow, gently achy feeling. Feels really good actually. Then, you won't even feel hungry the rest of the day.
>>8374624
>Maybe not every but still common.
no, its not
most men are comfortable with being men
Hello Systers. Please, tell me how it feels, to be a tgirl in civil country? In country, where you don't afraid to be killed or crippled. Tell me, how it, please.
>>8374633
And who the fuck made you the spokesman of anything? Your assumptions are supposedly better? I had a fantasy once yall have a lifetime of identity chrisis and that aint me lol.
>>8374641
Lol and when have I ever said im not comfortable being a man? Fantasizing about yourself doesn't mean im not comfortable about myself lmao. Where is the fucking logic here that one must mean the other.
>>8374569
One of these days you'll crack
>>8374545
I see I see I've been doing it all wrong with these other blues. Aura is different somehow because it doesn't melt unless you mix it in cream. It gets a bit softer when heated but it will start burning before it melts.
>>8374651
>One of these days you'll crack
There cant be any crack if theres no pressure, I got shit to deal with but gender issues aint one.
will you still need me? will you still feed me? when i'm 64
>>8374505
you're on 4chan, not on /b/. This is why you got banned last time.
>>8374647
>Lol and when have I ever said im not comfortable being a man?
the fact you hang out in a thread for trannies and cry about being depressed
>Fantasizing about yourself doesn't mean im not comfortable about myself lmao. Where is the fucking logic here that one must mean the other.
"haha, to think u think I am acshully t-trans, I sure trikekd u, haha"
>>8374645
I don't live in a civil country either!
:3
I'm going to get murdered sooner or later!
>>8374656
What if we hadn't been eachother at the same time, would you tell me all the stories from when you were young and in your prime? Would I rock you to sleep, would you tell me all the secrets you didn't need to keep?
>>8374654
How can you actually enjoy being a guy. In sweden of all places? Ech. It's so much easier to be a girl
>>8374640
Oh yeah one more thing, you can keep breakfast on schedule, but I try not to take lunch or dinner at normal times.
If I eat breakfast at 6:30a, I definitely won't have lunch until at least 2p, preferably 3 or 4. If I skip lunch, I'll either have the 3:30 meal as my dinner, or wait until 8:30-9 to eat (my usual dinnertime used to be around 6:30). I feel like it's teaching my body not to expect food at certain times (except for breakfast, which I almost always make myself eat).
Not endorsing starving yourself btw, this is just my eating disorder routine and it seemed like it applied.
>>8374668
>I'm going to get murdered sooner or later!
check your escape privilege
>>8374660
>the fact you hang out in a thread for trannies and cry about being depressed
So transgirls and women have a monopoly on depression? Or am I missing something here?
>>8374675
Because I have to, I dont feel like a girl, fantasizing about being one is just another esapist fantasy for me, I think about being god a lot and start bringing down my wrath on the world but I dont feel like a deity because of it any more than I feel like a girl over shit like that.
been saying that since day 1 but yall say NOPE so its just a endless little dance really.
>>8374625
two headed boy pt 2 is best song ;_;
>>8374647
Im the kaptain crunch of mtfg
>>8374677
how 2 escape?
>>8374625
bad song
>>8374681
You recognize it as a possible outlet for that "depression"
Likewise, go faff about on /tg/ for a bit and learn how to GM, and become a god that leads a party of ragtag murderhoboes through hell.
There aren't enough qt girl GMs anyways
>>8374681
>I dont feel like a girl
thats because you are a male right now
>fantasizing about being one is just another esapist fantasy for me
yep, trans
"i-its just a fantasy"
>>8374689
hot
pleease rape me
>>8374707
Same
>>8374707
me too
>>8374698
>>8374699
If you say so anons, I'll be departing now, this endless interrogation will lead nowhere lel.
>>8374707
It isn't that nice, desu.
>>8374707
shut up, wondering grunge musician
well, i think i might have changed my perspective a bit about dating.
basically, i'm a worthless heap of dross, & no sane person should ever want to be w/ me.
so in other words, my perspective on dating has gone back to being what it was before i went on hormones.
what a pity
>>8374681
>Because I have to, I dont feel like a girl, fantasizing about being one is just another esapist fantasy for me, I think about being god a lot and start bringing down my wrath on the world but I dont feel like a deity because of it any more than I feel like a girl over shit like that.
>>8374713
I don't know if I'll get that one in a dress but one way or another I'll see them dragged into tabletop hell
>>8374716
same
>>8374713
it sure is coincidental how as soon as this is brought up you always find a reason to leave
>>8374715
i know it's not nice
that's the point
>>8374723
Rape isn't nice at all, why the OMG?
>>8374681
>its just a fantasy you guys haha
How about make the escapism into reality senpai. You don't have to be a guy anymore. I didn't feel like a girl either until I became one you donkwit.
>tfw not poly
>tfw biscum
>tfw can't have sex with boys
why is being monogamous such a pain
am i a bad person
beat me up for being a bad person inside
>drinking alone
wtf this isn't me
>>8374741
Same thing senpai except I don't get to have sex with anyone ever at this rate.
>>8374713
>im not under pressure
>apply pressure
>i-i gotta go haha
>>8374683
beep best taste
>>8374742
You're a good person anon
Hey mtfg what was you're biggest dream as child?
Only rule is you can't say "to be a girl"
>>8374751
no sometimes i hate myself and i dont know why and i figure there's something fundamentally bad inside me
>>8374754
i wanted to be an actor on broadway n shit
interesting that i developed such anxiety and stage fright now
>>8374754
I wanted to be an artist, or a scientist that made Pokemon real.
>>8374754
looking back I think I just wanted my parents to pay attention to me and not be shitty people
>>8374754
Unironically wanted to be a physicist
>>8374744
;_;
An anorexic girl said that my legs looked like hers and I took it as a compliment because it means I can look anna without making an effort, which means it's a talent.
>>8374770
with my metabolism it's easy to be thin as fuck, but i have to keep weight on because of how manly my skeleton looks
i would kill to be able to be a spooky skele
>>8374754
my biggest wish was that everyone would stop calling me a faggot.
that everyone would let me cope w/ my loneliness in peace, w/o making any remarks or questions about my gender.
i just wanted to be like everyone else, but that wasn't in the cards.
i didn't choose this body
>>8374774
And like tiny!
I'm brutally jelly of tiny skinny girls.
>>8374651
At first I did them wrong too, but a gf set me right. My cheese sauce for mac-n-cheese just has butter, tapioca flour, cream or whole milk, and some mix of various cheeses. It can be spiced by adding the spices when the flour and butter are mixed first. That's it. The key is it is done in a double boiler at just high enough temp to melt the cheese. I have different proportions for different cheeses. The goal is so it stays creamy when it cools down to room temp. It can solidify in the refrigerator, but best to stay somewhat creamy even there.
>>8374754
I think it was to have a like group of people I felt connected to and was like completely comfortable being around and being myself or whatever. I guess that's basically just friendship which is kind of sad I guess that that was (is still I guess ;_;) my biggest dream
>>8374740
he thinks if he fights hard enough he can wrest his country from the ((((bankers)))) who control it
he is a security guard, he probably tried to be a cop or join the military to "do his part" but his psych profile likely prevented him because they could tell he was desperately concealing himself
What app helps me get romantically envolved with transgirls the quickest
Thanks
>>8374768
I don't normally like to but it's making me giggly so ima go with it >.>
>>8374793
climb into my butt
>>8374790
and he is very overweight
>>8374754
to be an astronaut/visit the moon/mars
maybe I will live long enough to at least do the whole space tourism thing
>>8374775
i also used to wish my brother would stop doing drugs, b/c i didn't want him to get caught & get kicked out.
now i wish he could have found it in his heart to do the same thing for me when i told him i was taking hrt
>>8374793
well desu it seems probably grindr but idk if many of those turn into relationship
>>8374802
That he hoped you stopped taking your pills?
>>8374754
Astronaut, but the space program was being trashed. So I just wanted to be independently employed so my being trans couldn't be used against me income wise.
>>8374796
What app are you on and maybe
>>8374809
i meant keeping it a secret
>>8374807
Will investigate to make sure
I have Kara in my bedroom and I can't decide what to do to her
>>8374811
you actually becoming an astronaut would be more in line with your 'stories'
>>8374754
I watched Top Gun and I wanted to be an american fighter pilot.
>>8374754
To move out of finland. Mission accomplished.
>>8374786
i will try to gently melt a blue cheese into the pasta for dinner today, thank you so much for this advise. I don't have fancy double cookery things but adding it after cream while the sauce is on low heat should do the job.
>>8374790
We must help him break free of his delusions
>>8374820
Cuddle
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>>8374754
To be a gutair player for a rock band
>>8374824
>i will try to gently melt a blue cheese into the syndie
>>8374820
play video games with her
>>8374824
Long time no see!
How's the art going?
Are you still an ítem with flannel?
>>8374754
i wanted to be a mommy but my penis coupled with my lack of a vag put a damper on that.
>>8374754
to be a vidya designer and coder
i will never give up no matter how hopeless it is
>>8374754
I wanted to be an architect
I want every day to end but then I'm sad and it feels wasted
it's real feel bad for existing hours so im going to eat pizza
>>8374847
Play video games and cuddle!
>>8374849
How's the housing situation going?
I hope you found a better place after the hell hole from last year...
>>8374856
it's real feel bad for existing hours so im going to steal a slice of carissa's pizza
>>8374844
Heya anon!
Art is getting a reboot soon hopefully and I bit her butt playfully about a minute ago. How are you doing?
>>8374856
What pizza though?
>>8374754
to be an anime
>>8374821
I can't help it if an a-list celeb, and socialite decided to save me. I just provided them a good excuse to get me out of where I lived by being very good at art and photography. My brain is the type NASA would have loved to have around, but being a tranny back then would have nixed any chances of ever being one.
>>8374824
Good luck with it. My mom has a stove top that can go so low it can safely melt chocolates. You could use a skillet between the burner and pot to dampen the heat some. There are also purpose built heat diffuser pads one can buy.
>>8374841
yum!!!
>>8374867
i hate you
>tfw had crawfish etouffee for dinner
10/10 meal tbqh
>>8374862
Last time I saw her here she was super suicidal. I'm glad you could help each other out.
How's the australian health system working out for you?
>>8374864
>I can't help it if an a-list celeb, and socialite decided to save me.
Trump saved you?
>>8374867
cool post but don't hate yourself Anon
>>8374874
im bad
>>8374869
is crawfish good?
>tfw not a southern belle like Ambiance and anne.
>>8374877
that's okay nobody's perfect. you should just try to go to sleep if you can
>>8374881
Godly good.
A flavour unto its own
>>8374871
LOL!!!
Hadn't met the asshole yet.
>>8374864
The stove in this house cant even brown an onion at 7 but it burns everything at 8. I think I got a lot of range below the 7 to finetune with :P
>>8374867
That's not healthy anon.
>>8374868
Good taste.
>>8374870
Yeah we keep each other afloat :)
The healthcare is a bit pricy but insurance covers 75% of it, though it's a bit of a hassle to make the claims and it doesn't apply to everything. They did pay 100% of my stay at a private hospital though after a botched suicide attempt so no complaints there.
>>8374890
r u a southrn belle too?
I cant remember if Korra is from the south too or if she is just living there
Kara is bullying me in my own house :(
>>8374881
Yeah it's good. When it's boiled in great seasoning with some potatoes and corn it's probably the greatest food
Peeled about 60lbs of it yesterday with the family so we've got crawfish tails for recipes n stuff. Prolly gonna do crawfish bisque next with em which I haven't had since high school so I'm super excited
I'm a southern belle but I live all the way in California nowadays :p
>>8374901
>I live all the way in California nowadays :p
how long did it take u to get there by horse and carriage?!
>>8374858
we found a place where the focus of terribleness was the landlord instead of the leaseholder, so we're hoping to fuck him up via the landlord&tenant board
it's fucked up beyond belief, the DSL line is severed as of last night, and the landlord didn't unclog a plumbing problem for like 9 days and didn't clean up the resultant overflowing toilet shitlake for ~14 days until just today after the city phoned him personally to tell him he's breaking the law
also i got heavily misgendered today so feel free to kill me anytime
>>8374910
why do you always move into places owned by chinese landlords
>>8374906
Nah it was my mistake for not getting my antidepressant dose increased. I can't cope at all without them and she's now making sure I stick to them.
>>8374910
Why do you attract places that use the internet as a bargain chip? You're the only person I know that had that happen and now it's twice.
>>8374918
Well, if it's working out then that's great. I remember the first time I saw you here and you seem to be miles better, moving away was a right choice.
>>8373658
Pasaste de Nicotine to Nicole? Solid move, did you also quit?
>>8374917
because we're poor and have no friends or family so we desperately latch onto whoever will rent to us in this oversaturated city
>>8374922
this time it wasn't anyone's fault per se, just a roommate's drunk friend severing the DSL line by spinning some music hardware around and hitting it, and maddie and i not figuring out what happened until 10 mins later when i left the room to check out the hardware, and then 24h later when said roommate hasn't been back once`
What's having long hair like?
t. totally not repressing
>>8374938
its fun to swish your hair
and also when you feel it wet on your back you smile because you remember that you're a grill finally :)
>>8374945
hair = grill
ok rofl m8
>>8374938
P good. Cute skinny with a nice dick
>>8374927
Escitalopram. It takes away the suicidal urges and makes depression manageable, at least for me.
>>8374938
Comfy long?
Very nice, fluffy and warm. Takes a lot of shampoo to wash and a lot of hairdryer to dry tho.
Too long?
It gets stuck under your elbow when you get out of bed.
>>8374929
Thank you! Moving away has been a lifelong dream and I gotta say I love it here. How long I can stay I'm not entirely sure about because I can't afford the degree, let alone the price hikes they do every year to it but hopefully I can somehow get the partner visa rolling before I get booted off.
>>8374948
of course not baka
its just when you have never had your hair long before because
>I-I'm a b-boy
doing them things is a novelty
>>8374953
a) when did i say maddie
b) different maddie
>>8374945
>>8374951
>>8374949
>>8374953
O-oh.
>>8374934
¿sos vos o que?
>>8374952
Decimos que respetamos a los humildes para fingir que está bien tener contextos mejores al nacer.
Podría ser peor, los yankies ni siquiera tienen insultos para la gente con plata.
>>8374951
i can't remember if that one worked for me and if i should get back on it
>>8374964
is Maddie a trans meme name now?
>>8374970
don't judge me
if I could have shorter hair styles I would ;~;
as it stands I am stuck with the one style because of my man hairline
bully
>>8374938
really annoying to take care of, but it's really nice to feel it blowing across your face or around your head or straight behind you in the wind
comb it every single day if not just brush it every day instead
>>8374975
maddie is some classic tripfag, like me except has been around longer and passes better
>>8374979
it's Maddie, that's why this whole thing works
>>8374951
Getting your hair stuck in stuff is part of the game. You learn grace by paying attention to it, or something.
>>8374969
son como insultos pasivo agresivos. esperate a ver el drama si Faye habla de política, comienzan los insultos contra ella porque tiene dinero... entre otras cosas
Rolled up cigarette hanging out his mouth.
She's douching for me rn.
After cooking me a steak dinner.
She made us COCKtails.
Kinda drunk.
Maybe 23%
Sup, /mtfg/.
>>8374979
estúpida!
jajajajajaja
¿donde andabas metida?
como voy a saber sis sos vos si no subis aquel tu gif animado de la luchadora japonesa!
>>8374971
I was taking 10mg and it stopped working after a while, on 20mg now.
>>8374966
Order titty skittles and acquire a trip today.
>>8374987
I have no intention of having my hair that long. The sheer amount of hair I shed when it was like that could form a wig in a week.
>can finally understand at least a fair bit of spanish conversations
it feels like I'm peeping on private discussion
>>8374988
Pero acá tenemos garca, cheto, careta, culo roto y un par más para insultar aspectos de tener plata. Es parte de la cultura.
>>8374997
>culo roto
>mfw
es en serio Culo roto? jajajajaja
my dreamz as a kid were to expose the masses to the nwo controlling them with finance, and live through a major whistleblower event where people realized big brother existed
i also wanted to be a cute grill
2/3 purdy gud will get prettier 10/win
>>8374996
me too, amigo
>>8374992
Azuka isn't having great matches after Bailey got promoted. Wrestling got boring this year, hyped for Nakamura tho.
Mtfg is too adicting, I'm supposed to be sleeping rn...
>>8374997
Spanish is the language of the Indian.
Keep trying to talk over me.
I am more than you. White man.
Even when I am not I still am.
One day it will be more than lost typed words.
And I don't know what I will do that day but it will be evil
It will cut deep and I will stare cold at you white man.
>>8375006
uhh actually hindi is the language of the Indian
>>8374995
>>Order titty skittles and acquire a trip today.
I legitimately considered it at 13.
Some days I regret it.
>>8375008
No.
Our langue is "lost"
>>8375009
hey, so did I
but I'm sure a lot of people here did
regrets of the past
This is Kara. Natalie is a tranny meme with a dirty room
>>8375013
I'm not sure I understand
>>8375014
It's one of the few things I actually regret.
I know someone who started at 15, they're amazing now.
>>8375006
Wait, am I an indian or a white man? I'm argentinian so I'm default black.
It's also an european language. They have "fresa" for people too rich to understand labor.
>>8374504
She was a football player so in some cases yes you need 13 to stop it all and even then
>>8375009
I tried to tell mom I was a girl in first grade. After that I was gender policed at home more often.
>>8375029
Thanks
>>8375025
>gender policed
FML
is there a guide that like susans and parents use to force repression on ignorant children dysphorics? i sure feel like i've been played by every rule in the book
i may compile something. wtf are sjw doing these days? compiling lists of restraunts? fml
>>8374990
I guess you heard pumped up kicks recently.
>>8375024
oh, but I meant Jazz. the other girl has muscles, and that will melt with a couple years of hrt, but Jazz's forehead.... thats brow bossing.
How long can someone hide the effects of hrt
>>8375046
forever if you're destined to be miserable
between a year or 3 if you try hard enough
between 3 months and 1 year and half or so if you don't try at all
>>8375040
sjw are mostly raging about cheeto man and the paris climate deal right now
>>8375046
my boobs are too noticable and im in boymode so XD
>>8375046
there's no hope for you because you're obviously and idjit
>>8375046
Forever, as long as you speak with a boy voice everyone will think you're a normal cis guy
>>8375046
My boobs became noticeable under a shirt at like 3 months.
>>8374985
ok :(
>>8375046
Everyone still calls me sir and hasn't commented on anything besides my hair, so at least a year I guess
>>8375046
7 yr hrt i'm just a fat cis white male
two weeks on E
nipples perking through shirt
accidentally brush them when i smoke weed pipes
this is all i have going for me to think i'll pass. i'm like older than 30
>tfw australian
>tfw never know if someone is calling you "mate" because they think you're a man or if they're just calling you that because they're australian
>>8375070
>australian
im so sorry...
>>8375070
I like being called "love"
>>8375066
So you'll have full effect at 36+?
Godspeed anon, I hope things work out. How was the weed?
>>8375064
pic?
I once dreamt that weed was the main AA used and I got mine from a doctor. I felt really bad for all the people that just wanted to be stoned and had to deal with having no testosterone.
>>8374985
virtual ffs has some interesting things to say about hairline. i used to think this site was a meme but what she says actually seems plausible
http://www.virtualffs.co.uk/Hair_and_Hairline.html
http://www.virtualffs.co.uk/My_Facial_Feminisation_Thesis_Part_1_Common_Misconceptions.html
>>8375085
opiates are the drugs that depress hormone creation. My using heroin when I was 14 and 15 likely had an effect on my puberty.
>tfw eating onions rn, just onions
who else here a /nastymotherfucker/?
>>8375098
>best news i've ever had
can we add amphetamines, weed, and caffeine to the list ?
Which one of you faggots was this
>>>/v/378823482
>>8375117
don't drop trip to post your own story
>>8375114
How effective are they?
>>8375046
Estrogen is a purely homeopathic drug that has no effect on the bodies of men, it's mainly just a mood enchanter, so I wouldn't worry about anything to big happening while on it
>>8375117
that's why ANONYMITY IS FUCKING KEY
logging, screencapping, trip fagging, facebook, myspace, it's all fucking cancer.
i can't even make a fake emial account without a real phone number these days.
so like to make a fake facebook i have to buy a burner cell phone, use that # to be able to create a gmail or hotmial or yahoo, then i can make a facebook
fuck the web. fuck analytics. fuck stalkers.
i am so mad i cant just be myself
>>8375139
>Estrogen is a purely homeopathic drug
estrogen isn't even a drug
shitty bait
>>8375152
also, doesn't homeopathy have something to do w/ plants?
>>8373950
Why would Inuyasha be considered a girls anime?
>>8374110
Wait, you like Jack Daniels?