/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

How do I get this body: http://imgur.com/mRhdoG4

LEWD WARNING

Anime desu.

Let's talk about buying hormones online. So many mixed messages and reviews, especially about All Day Chemist. Some say you need Tor - others don't. Some day you should only pay with Bitcoin or with a disposable Visa debit card - others say it doesn't matter. Then you've got the handful of people who say thousands of dollars were withdrawn from their banks directly after making ADC purchases.

DIY trannies... how do you do it? Who do you recommend, what process and protocols?

>>8371309
photoshop

>>8371309
Looks like a photoshop. The mons pubis area looks way too smooth and artificially brushed over.

It's hard to get hips like that naturally without being a cis girl or starting hormones at 13.

>>8371309
if this is real i actually find it more triggering than any pictures of pretty cis women

if its photoshopped, oh, carry on

>>8371311
Use QHI or IHP instead.

>>8371313
>starting hormones at 13.
younger

>>8371315
IHP?

I want to be pretty :(

>>8371318
Inhouse Pharmacy

>>8371311
ADC has always been really sketchy. I've ordered hormones from them twice and both times it was sugar pills and did nothing. They tried to take more money out of my card until I contested the charges and changed my account's number. Then they flood me with calls every single day at terrible times so even 4 years later at like 7 AM I'll get HI HELLO THIS IS PAJEET WITH CANADIAN PHA-- almost every single day, usually multiple times a day.

ADC is awful.

>>8371311
Dont use fucking tor jesus, dont bother with tor, do use a disposable credit card because ive had my details stolen using inhouse.

Id recommend QHI personally.

>>8371322
i'm never buying from ADC again after they screwed me out of half my spiro the first time

qhi meanwhile ships super fast to london and means i can be on cypro, so

>>8371322
Fucking hell! I had no idea it was THAT bad!

>>8371321
Thanks, anon. Safe to use my regular bank card for that?

>>8371311
>in the year 2017, there are still people who are considering using all day chemist
i have literally never heard anyone say anything good about them

>>8371324
I meant to say dont bother with bitcoins, instead of tor twice.

But yeah dont worry so much, its not illegal to self med estrogen. Be more worried about your card details being stolen, at least bitcoin would kinda avoid that but a pre paid card would be better and safer.

>>8371324
the girl that the salaryman sits next to reminds me of ufufu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00PdHIPjaWQ

>>8371317
Even if you had an early and strong puberty if you start HRT at 13 it's almost guaranteed you'll more or less develop as a natal female, maybe with some very slight masculine features.

>>8371326
>>8371329
Yeah, never again.

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>>8371303
Go to bed.

>>8371338
>tfw started too late.

>>8371309
TRIGGERED

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>>8371340
Why are YOU still up gosh what happened to "I'm about to pass out"?

How am I supposed to sleep anyway when I'm thinking about you..

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>tfw autistic ptsd tranny stare

>>8371303
buying gf

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>>8371344
Had to make sure a certain qt someone was going to bed themselves!

>>8371352
Gonna have to take the melatonin since I'm wide awake thinking about what we did!

>>8371348
you look really nice miss.

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>>8371353
Well I am off to bed and you should be too very soon! Have good pure dreams my little Natbun.

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>>8371358
>pure dreams
lol

Good night :3

>>8371356
liar.

also, hugboxer.

>>8371368
>liar.
was just complimenting your looks, i thought you looked nice.
>also, hugboxer.
i'm not trans, just checked out what was going on in the thread.

>>8371372
Oh well thank you sorry.

Ayyy birches!
Boobies hurt :(

>>8371381
No tit tacs no boobs :(

>>8371379
no need to apologize.
if you don't mind me asking, do you have any contact?

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>>8371286
Idk desu ;w;

How are you, anon?

>>8371385
Yes I have discord or skype.

when are you going to get a cute /r9k/ boyfriend?

>>>/r9k/37421809

>>8371388
I'm going to the uk for like a week or so it's gonna be fun. also I succesfully analysed a dream of someone yesterday c:

on the other hand there some serious problems in my friend group happening rn. so I'm ok I guess.

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Anybody here on progesterone? How do you feel/what changes have happened and stuff?

>>8371396
Ooh
have fun in the UK!
I'm glad to hear you're doing okay.

Good job analyzing that dream, by the way :o

And I hope those problems will be resolved soon.

>>8371398
I have that as AA and I'm getting boobs kinda fast.

>>8371389
sweet whats your skype?

>>8371403
What dosage do you use it for as an AA? I've heard of it having some AA ability but haven't heard of it being used in place of spiro/cypro

>>8371400
thanks. let's see if I can spend 500£ in a week :3

3 main guys from the group ended the friendship with my best friend for some random reason so it's all weird now.

>>8371405
'200mg' pill / evening.
Apparently it's meant to do shit all as AA but well... That's what the doc gave me and it appears to work good.

I'm starting to get bored of orbiting, so I haven't been paying /mtfg/ much attention. Please let me know if anything interesting happened in the last 24 hours.

>tfw u feel empty and devoid of hope
:3

>>8371408
>thanks. let's see if I can spend 500£ in a week :3
spend it all on pork pies and sausage rolls

>>8371396
>I'm going to the uk for like a week or so it's gonna be fun. also I succesfully analysed a dream of someone yesterday c:
Woah! That was me! You're talking about me!

Where in the UK? Maybe we can not meet but at least pretend to be interested in thinking about maybe meeting!

>>8371408
Hmmm that seems manageable!

Oh, that does indeed sound weird :/

>>8371404
Proxieboxe

>>8371413
It does lower testosterone, just not as strongly as spiro or cypro but yeah I guess like anything your mileage may vary.

>>8371422
Please dont lose hope, whats up?

>>8371423
is that even possible? I don't eat that much
>>8371424
nice to see you again :) I'm going to london but yeah we don't really know each other so idk what we would talk about if we meet up.
>>8371429
it seems more likely that it is some kind of leadership or power problem going on.

That feel when your bf won't stop calling you beautiful despite you thinking you look like a little boy or a twinkhon
Tfw justbodydysmorphiathings

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god i have no energy to even feed myself these days

>>8371432
>nice to see you again :) I'm going to london but yeah we don't really know each other so idk what we would talk about if we meet up.
Probably. uwu

Remember to go to Greggs. Get a sausage roll or four, and one of their ham and cheese melts!

>>8371431
lost

>Trying to lose weight
>Mom wants to take me out to dinner, says she's a little lonely and could use some company
>Heart strings = tugged
>Go out to dinner
>It's Chillis
>Everything is 5 billion calories
>Starts ordering food for me, literally forcing it onto my plate

Why do people do this

>>8371403
Progesterone isn't an anti androgen! In any sense of the word!!!!

>>8371437
>Get a sausage roll or four, and one of
their ham and cheese melts!
ok that sounds greasy but that usually means it tastes good.

I'm interested in music, games, cooking, art in general, history, photography, psychology and some other things so maybe you enjoy talking about one of these things.

>>8371309

Cos women aren't even shaped like that.

>>8371450
It's all very greasy, but that's the point. Go and sit in the park with your greasy food, a big cup of tea (or coffee if you wish) and enjoy yourself! Sit outside one of those little independent cafés and have a cigarette and a bacon sandwich! It's going to be fun!

I like to listen to music, but I know nothing about it! I play video games! I'd like to learn how to cook someday! Photography is one of those things I'd enjoy trying but I doubt I'd ever make it a proper hobby or like to study it. I do like to snap pictures of pretty things, though.

>>8371457

*cis

Guess who's phone posting?!

>>8371432
>I'm going to london
Be on your best behaviour while you're in my city, punk.

>>8371459
that sounds like a great idea. I usually drink coffee but I like tea too. uk food has a bad reputation where I live but all that sounds tasty c:

I make songs with my best friend which is really fun. cooking is really easy I even make a yt show about it with my dad. photography as a hobby can be fun just take pictures of what you think would look nice on a picture. you don't have to show them to anyone just keep a collection of good shots you have taken.

>>8371477
Please promise me you'll go to Greggs! Promise me! Be sure to avoid places like Brick Lane! You'll have a good time!

>>8371470
I always am anon.
>>8371478
ok I promise I'll go to Greggs. exploring the food will probably be the best thing there. what is brick lane?

>>8371435
iktf

>>8371439
Why lost?

>>8371447
Its a very weak one.

pat Amy wherever she is

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>>8371506
My psych appointment is done

What a relief

They took away muh neetbux :c

>>8371470
joke's on you, london is mine now

>want to try skinny jeans since it makes my mtf friend's legs look nice
>am a lanky skinny person with twig legs
;-;

>>8371514
do I have to pay a tribute to you to visit london?

heck image captcha it's so heckin bad
>>8371348
spoopy ghost

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>>8371511
it wasnt so bad was it
are you feeling better any?

>>8371512
why

>>8371522
Boo!

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>>8371523
Ye, much better

>>8371525
I was in hospital for around a week so was unable to send off a form ;;

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>>8371528

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Do I want to play Europa Universalis IV or do I want to play Pokemon Heart Gold?

>>8371533
Pokemonnnn

>>8371529
surely it would be just a matter of getting your treating doctor to write you a letter

>>8371533
i'm having the same conflict but about ffxiv vs. am2r

i recommend pokemon, autism simulators are always going to be there

actually, following my own advice, i should play am2r

>>8371495
>ok I promise I'll go to Greggs. exploring the food will probably be the best thing there. what is brick lane?
Some horrible market with lots of bad people.

Hey, I had another dream last night... :3 I just remembered!

>>8371538
I'm gonna call them later
I'm gonna send off the form first tho

>>8371536
>>8371540
Pokemon it is. Also, what's AM2R?

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>>8371514
I know where you go to university. Don't make me rock up there and ask for the effeminate lisping Chilean.

>>8371525
shit

>>8371545
"another metroid 2 remake", the name describes it. It's pretty professionally made from what I've played so far and I've missed playing 2D metroid.

>>8371550
Neato, sounds like fun.

>>8371541
I'm not there to shop so I probably won't visit any markets.

if you tell me it I can try to analyse it and be sure to mention everything even if it seems unimportant.

>>8371546
the jokes on you im barely ever on campus anymore, exams are over, most undergrads are going home soon, i'm going to instead spend the entire next 4 months trying to make my dissertation because being a postgrad is nightmarish

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the more i go on without being able to do hormones the more i feel depressed and dysphoria keeps kicking me in the face
i almost started to cry while in class today because of this but kept it in so i didn't look like a pussy in front of everyone
i also keep staring at myself in the mirror and think that if i ever do hormones i'll never be able to pass and wish i had come out earlier and not at the age of 18
thanks for reading my blog

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>>8371531

>>8371515

*Smears peanut butter in and around your mouth*

Now chew.

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>>8371555

>>8371552
Some markets have food stalls and it can be delicious. The dream happened about eight hours ago so my memory of it isn't good:

>I'm 15/16 again
>there's some sort of party at my house and I'm there
>can't remember who's there except for Shane from Shameless (UK TV show) and a girl I was in love with when I was that age
>I have some sort of argument or just get really annoyed with Shane
>pretty sure it's because he was getting with the girl I loved (a guy I was friends with got with her back at a party IRL when I was younger)
>his car is in my back yard, it's some sort of fancy sports car
>manage to lift the car up and flip it over
>everybody gets angry at me and wants me to leave the party
>for some reason my phone's SIM card is in his car and I really want to get it
>start begging him to let me go into the car to get my SIM card
>can't remember if he let me or if I got it or not

That's all I remember, desu. It was night and there was alcohol. That's it.

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>>8371559

>>8371556
Jokes on you I'm deadly allergic and need an epi pen
*dies*

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>>8371563

>>8371565

You got me good, you old kidder.

*injects epi and finishes the peanut butter in under a minute*

Why do I want to be a girl so badly?

>>8371561
yeah the first part probably belongs to the memory of the party when you where younger. did you get into an argument with someone recently? either that or maybe having the argument in the dream is getting like some kind of revenge on the friend who took the girl. like back then you didn't had an argument but you really wish you did.

the second part could be you finding or doing something you shouldn't do but people found out and scolded you for it. but still you want to do or see it again but find yourself blocked out by other people.

idk what influence alcohol has on dreams tho.

>>8371575
I haven't been in any arguments, no. It's probably a revenge thing. I completely forgot about her for years but recently started thinking of her again. I meant that I was drinking in the dream. I don't actually drink IRL.

I wonder if I could have got with her. She gave me what I think were signs but I dunno... It was so long ago and maybe it's just wishful thinking...

>>8371529
Dam that sucks, sorry to hear that.

>>8371505
i just don't know anymore in general

partially because of things like >>8371574

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>>8371574
I still believe it's because I failed developmental milestones and that my repressive alter ego could have become real male cishood if I had achieved them, validating dominance and male identity, the failure of which left that identity suspectible to self depreciation and degradation from the internet and dysphoria

>>8371584
but you drank before irl right?

yeah it probably comes from something like "what if had called him out on taking the girl?" but you didn't so he took her and you can't get her back because it's years ago. that could also explain the sim card thing like you really wanted to see her again but couldn't because he got her.

I had dreams like that too before after drowning in melancholy and nostalgia thinking about missed chances with girls but remember anon you always meet twice in life!

>>8371595
I looked her up on Facebook earlier this year and she's doing well for herself. I don't use Facebook but you can view profiles and stuff. Also found her old Myspace from back then and it had pictures of her at that age and shit and she was cute. I'd forgotten her face so seeing it again was kind of a shock.

I think you're right, anon. That's 2-0!

I really wish I'd stop dreaming about this ex of mine. It's been like 8 years of torment and no closure

>>8371546
>effeminate lisping Chilean.
hot

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>>8371309
>http://imgur.com/mRhdoG4
Plz tell me this is a photoshop.

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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away

Cant stop crying.

>>8371597
thanks it's nice training dream analyses skills while hopefully helping some anon out c:

I was shocked too this year when I found pics of my childhood best friend because she became a model. it's interesting looking back how much everyone has changed over the years which I also noticed looking through old family pictures or pictures I had taken as a child. especially the one set from 4th grade where I take photos while all the other boys wrestle topless in the mud.

>>8371309
ok that's it im killing myself asap

>>8371608
I hope your time in London goes well, my dude. You'll have a fun time. Maybe you'll meet a cute British girl! Keep true to your promise and I guarantee you'll have a wonderful time! :3

>get a script for E recently finally but decline spiro because its shit, doc says whatever dude
>order cypro online that comes back with good blood test results
>still feel like i'm not a legit trans or not valid because i partly self med
am I worrying too much? is what I'm doing a bad thing?

>>8371561
shane is your Masculine identity showing you how awesome male life is, including getting the girls you're in love with effortlesly.

You getting over and destroying the status of masculinity by flipping the car over is your transition. This upsets the people in your social circle.

the sim is your part of your identity (maybe your soul?), tied up in this mess and caught up with the struggles between you and your masculinity,

>>8371614
why the fuck does it matter if you self med?

you know wether you are valid or not you dont need someone else to ruber stamp what you already know.

last night i had a dream about my entire last class finding out i was a tranny after seeing me post pics here and telling everyone i knew about it
and basically everyone avoided me and thought of me as a freak, even the nice people

:(

I gotta sleep and I am going to miss the nim show :(

>>8371632
I'll give you the highlights when you get back, although we're currently waiting on an update from Sertii

>>8371613
thanks and I will hold up my promise :3 I'm trans and kinda look like inbetween boy and girl rn so idk if I'm gonna meet someone who will like me romanticly but I will see :)

sorry for the late reply I just ate something.

>>8371640
I know a cute Chinese boy in London. He's adorable. He lives in Greater London. If you like, I can ask to see if he'd be up for meeting you and showing you around? I live a little bit too far away! I'd need to get a train to come visit him! ;w;

>>8371637
as the person with the most direct access to sertii i can report uh, absolutely nothing, I have not talked to her in the last four hours.

>>8371645
Text her and tell her we're all waiting

>>8371650
She has seemingly not looked at her phone in the last 4 hours, which would make sense given that I told her I'd go back to sleep... and then didn't, so she probably thinks I've been asleep.

>>8371652
>and then didn't,
Shit, I feel like I had something to do with this.

>>8371653
to be fair going back to bed would've probably completely fucked up my sleep schedule

>>8371629
do you have a grudge against your last class, the school you went to or a group of people?
>>8371644
nah I already have someone for that but thanks for the offer c: I also try to avoid options for possible ldrs or casual sex because of past experiences

>>8371614
What the fuck are you talking about? Get that sickness out of your head. You're probably literally more trans by that measurement, because you're taking life into your hands and not trusting some random schmuck with your shit. Sure, get pills through insurance and let them do the meme blood work, but don't count yourself down for taking initiative. When I start my hiring process for my business, I will be hiring 1 other trans woman at minimum, and only a self medder because it shows me as a matter of character how strong their soul is.

>I was in agonizing pain and they offered me tylonal
>so I went and got morphine instead, but I feel guilty, because maybe I use a stigmatized drug

>>8371657
True.

Daily reminder if you're not invested in bitcoin you're making a terrible mistake and if you're not investing in ETH you're even dumber. It's easy, and if you have suburban mommy and daddy cash to spare, last month was the time! Get on before the moon bus leaves, the engine is already running!!

Also, anyone here a legit artist? I want a hire trans people and pay them in cash, bitcoin, or my old estrogen.

>>8371659
No grudge, just extremely scared of rejection and being an outcast in a group.
I like being alone, but the shame and overall negative feelings of people actively avoiding me for being me (which has happened once before because I had eczema in my hair/was a giant autist) are just not nice :(

>>8371663
define legit artist. if you mean making legit art yes if you mean that I can live off making art no.

>>8371665
Human nature evolved us without mirrors, and in small tribal groups of 150 or so, and with camp fires. Get a tight group of friends, avoid mirrors for awhile (it's doable) and find camp fires. I literally went homeless to find this solace and it changed my perspective and is probably what woke up my female sex and spiritual drives. The society we live mostly live in is manufactured and caustic to the soul.

Im a huge believer in primativism. Checkout on YouTube "primitive technology" and let me know how the dopamine triggers in your head when you hear the cracking branches. We went from rocks and stones and starvation to a glut of information that distracts us from reality. Find spiritualism, don't find cultists, and find joy anyway you can.

Start building a new tribe of your own. That way, you can't get rejected and the abandonment fear goes down significantly.

>>8371667
I need a sketch artist for concept art and a bunch of dweeby redditors are bidding like fucking tards posting their logos and marketing banners when I told them I need a sketch and concept artist for fiction characters. Figured I'd ask here since I love you all. I should ask /vp/

>>8371674
I'm going to go repress in the jungle

Thank you I'm free

>>8371665
your wish could have been that people avoid you because you like being alone and if they avoid you on their own you can spend all the time alone without feeling bad for avoiding people. also just because a wish is in contrast with what you would do irl it doesn't mean it can't be a wish. it just mean you can only live out this secret wish in your dreams

>>8371659
>nah I already have someone for that but thanks for the offer c: I also try to avoid options for possible ldrs or casual sex because of past experiences
I-I didn't mean it had to be anything lewd! But it's up to you. I hope you have a wonderful time.

>>8371674
never done something like that only pixel art, electronic music and a bit of design for yt shows. I can ask my friend tho and tell you if he does stuff like that.

>>8371682
thanks again. I just don't want to accidently become too attached to someone a bit away but I will think about a bit and tell you when I'm in london :3

i sent the form to the DWP hopefull i'll get money again now c:

also
>tfw in the last year or so made a lot of mistakes and alienated a lot of people

ded thread. this is what happens when making threads that revolve around faggot chinese cartoon gifs.

:^)

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>>8371716
but they're cute thooo

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>>8371063
Is this why guys don't seem to flirt with me?

:~:

I wanna go home :(
I want to go home and cut that horrible beard I couldn't do this morning due to irritation
I want to go home and sleep
I want to go home and go shirtless because weather is too hot

>>8371719
utterly disgusting. ^_^
>>8371728
where are you?

>>8371732
Work...
Also my sandals are icky AF because I've wearing them each day for a long time...

>>8371732
P-pls no bully...
>>8371723
What's wrong?

>>8371736
trying to get over the fact i'll never be a real female, or look like one

>>8371738
Aww :c

I'm sure you look feminine and cute anon!
Huggu
It'll be okie

i want spartan to take my life in the night for being a weak failed male

>>8371739
i am not cute
i should accept reality and move on

>>8371742
I'm sure you are cute~
Post a pic
I'm sure you look fine :)

>>8371745
that is hug boxing

>>8371748
Nooo
Cmonnn
I'm sure you're a cutie

>>8371749
>>8371748

>>8371750
Don't be silly
Hugg

>>8371740
I would do that to myself if I had horcruxes

I bought this travel adapter and it says made in china and has a fake ground pin. can I trust this thing?

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i submitted a urine sample for a drug test yesterday.
i know it will return negative for any controlled substances.
it's been more than a fucking year since i've taken anything, & i've only done psychedelics.
i just hope i get the job

>>8371775
to do what? if it works it's fine, it's not like it connects to the internet or anything. worst it could do (in the first world) is flip the circuit breaker

what country did you buy it in?

>>8371782
Uh, I wouldn't say that's the only danger.
Depending what it's for it may be dangerous, I got shocked multiple times by dodgy soldering irons that weren't grounded...

>>8371779
What job are you applying for?

>>8371629
oh no im still in the dream

>tfw husbandwife was approached by urban decay to work fo them
Omg, i might get my sugarmommydaddy after all, everyone

>>8371790
custodial, @ the university.
i've never been asked for a drug test for any other position i've applied for.
i thought it was unusual

how do I deal with feelings of just wanting to give up

>>8371818
Eat plenty of fiber

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tfw thread starts with your hug gif :3

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>>8371818
Just be a fem boy like me

>>8371819
that won't make me any less of a 6'3 hideous tranny

>>8371809
that is kind of strange

i would have thought the drug test part would have actually come after offering you the position too, not during the application process

>>8371823
that's not even possible for me, or I honestly would

>>8371824
Maybe if you poop enough, youll be lankier

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SPECIAL REMINDER
IGNORE THE PEDOPHILE CIS MALE

Today I'm building a joule thief to try and get my homebuilt wet aluminium/air to be useful.

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I-I wanna be a girl Yoon Bum .///.

>>8371829
If you're not able to be a femboy you basically have no hope for transition, right?

HRT doesn't change that much.

>>8371829
I'm just kidding
I couldn't be a fem boy.
Seriously though, why give up?

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i think after my appointment @ the clinic next week i'm going to fast for the rest of the day, then i'll get some chocolate & eat it w/ my morning glory seeds.
it's gonna be the 1st time i've tripped since i started hrt.
this is gonna be fun

>>8371851
because I'll never be more than a hideous joke. genetics fucked me too much. I'll always be a 6'3 tranny with huge shoulders and no hips. not a girl.

I'm just tired. I want it all to go away.

>>8371855
your boyfriend doesn't see you that way

>>8371824
Eh, you look okay to me.

Just embrace your height and the dyke look you've got going.

>>8371833
Who else weighs themselves before and after they poop and does the maths?

>tfw all you dreamed of as a teen was getting a gf to love and protect and hold hands with
>tfw no one will ever love you because you gave into your mental illness

>>8371863
My girlfriend is coming with me to my smash tournament tonight

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>>8371863
wew

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>>8371863
God I wish that were me :(

>>8371865
>tfw you became the girl instead

>>8371857
Because he doesn't see me much.

>>8371859
I've never posted my face :/

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>>8371868

>>8371867
going to an orgy, eh?
have fun

>>8371869
m-me too

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>>8371875

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>>8371873

>>8371873
lol, we should keep that meme going,
it's hilarious

>>8371871
>I've never posted my face :/
oh woops, you must be another sam, my bad

there was a cute purse at work today
i wish i could buy it and not feel terrible

>>8371782
bought it in germany from amazon
>>8371785
it's has space for one plug and two usb ports. probably I will just use it charge my phone or other things

>>8371866
This image is incorrect

>>8371880
Yeah. :/
I think I know the one you mean and she's very pretty.

>>8371871
because he loves you for more than that
you may have your insecurities like shoulders but you're lovable as a person and people won't care about those insecurities like you do

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>>8371309
how do i get this body tho

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>>8371865
Iktf too well

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>>8371865
>tfw you give into your mental illness
>tfw gf to love and protect eachother and hold hands anyways

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>>8371883
hi lanna
this pic isnt about you btw i love u

>>8371855
I'm shorter but I also have no hips and broad shoulders

>>8371309
i hate when i see someone who was just meant to be a girl by the way they are physically
i'm fighting such an uphill battle because the only thing girl about me is my brain

My friend and i got in a huge fight because i thought she was calling me a boy but she was only trying to say i was being 'ruder than a boy' which is still a very ill-considered thing to say and shocked me heaps and i was crying way too much but then she wrote sorry like a hundred times and did a dance of apology and we said we loved each other and internet-(hugged) and she showed me a picture of ben lerner wearing a beanie and idk i'm still shook bc holy fuck the thought that she would do that was frightening but now i'm in the bath and have coffee and am gettin better

>>8371882
it'll be fine

>>8371905
i dont have friends

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>>8371899
>ywn call donald j trump daddy to his face

>>8371908
:(

>>8371912
she sounds really special and lovely

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>tfw seemingly decent boob genetics but having boobs is scary but all other hrt-related things are really cool and nice

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>>8371893
I wish this picture was about me ngl

>>8371908
go make some then, ya dingus

>>8371921
not going to happen with the way that i am

>>8371920
Nah you're a dyke who puts spaghetti on pizza. Are you at work rn?

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>>8371926
Fuck youuu I'm not a dyke and I'm sober right now so I'm especially not a dyke
Nah I'm off today gonna make me like 30 days of lunches

>>8371908
same ;^;
all my friends leave me because i do dumb things :c

>ask my brother which colour should i use for my units in Command and Conquer
>"pink because you kinda look like a girl"
t-thanks

>>8371929
>Fuck youuu
>when elanna hates you
kms

>>8371926

>spaghetti on pizza
is this for real

>>8371916
she is super special <3

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>>8371933
tfw carol 2.0 ; - ;
e-everyone hates me now

>>8371921
I don't think it's that easy

>>8371942
unfortunately, yes

she ate it too

>>8371942
It's true, she does.
She must be punished for her crimes against the culinary arts

>>8371933
hi carol did u eat your veggies like i told you

>>8371941
Fuck you can have many meanings though
Most of them are lewd however

>>8371948
God why are you people so triggered by this

>>8371944
:c
hugg ;w;
>>8371950
i-i dont have veggies tho

>>8371952

you're wild

>>8371952
>God why are you people so triggered by this
Because it's a culimary abomination, all those fucking carbs.

It's like eating a lasagna with a side of potatoes and rice.

>>8371952
>Most of them are lewd however
WEW
>>8371954
Then get a multi vitamin cutie. Stop starving yourself.

>>8371952
elan please cover me in spaghetti

>>8371958
n-no money yet tho
im waiting for it to come in

>>8371961
if i paypal you in the future will you go get food and dm me pics so i can make sure you are eating.

>>8371969
noooo
i couldnt accept monies

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hello everyone me and nim tried to get through this joint but it sucked, otherwise we're good

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>>8371957
Ok, can you please explain to me how combining two savory tomato flavored dishes from the same cuisine is an abomination? Each slice has like an eighth of a serving of spaghetti on it it's hardly like eating a side of potatoes and rice.

>>8371960
*covers you in fettuccine*

>>8371958
:^)
How u?

>>8371971
>legal netherlands weed is shit
well looks like the only motivation i have to go to your dirty swamp in july is that you're there

>>8371971
wow bad influence

>>8371971
stop corrupting nim

STOP IT NOW

>>8371976
look it was a 4 euro joint(weed+tobacco) when you're here we're gonna get good stuff

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>>8371971
>tfw nim becomes impure

>>8371977
i thought eirini being a bad influence was known, she came over and got me into piercings and now i look like the guy from Hellraiser

>>8371972
>How u?
was cryin all night because i made a huge mistake but i think im a lil better now

>>8371982
Do not get nim into drugs!

>>8371985
Wait what happened ;_;

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Bf bought me a drone!
This thing is so fast and stable its crazy

>>8371988
il tell u on discord lol i cant say it on here

>>8371990
:D
nice
have you used it yet?

>>8371991
Ok I'm heading out briefly because I need to buy food but I'll be on in a bit

>>8371971
>Euro commie makes pure American girl smoke the devil's lettuce
Smh, I knew reds couldn't be trusted.

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>>8371999
That's how they convert you.

I mean, you have to be on drugs for communism to make sense.

>>8371982
>not taking over the means of production when it comes to drugs

i like smoking weed

>>8371994
Yeah, im learning the basics in the appartment. Here is a vid showing how fast it is https://youtu.be/ZJNrej7Ffdo

>>8371982
NO TOBACCO PRODUCTS NO TOBACCO PRODUCTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Okay but seriously, I'm actually excited to go, would make for a nice break from, you know, London.

>>8372007
Das cool c:

is anyone here irish? i'm not sure but i think i'm gonna maybe be moving to dublin late this year

hey you guys what should i do to get someone's attention? i want someone to tell me they like me etc

>>8372018
stop subtweeting me

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Special reminder that nim really likes lolipops

>>8372019
you can't subtweet people in 4chan @taxine

>>8372021
what just happened to me then

>>8372020
can i get a discord invite pretty please?

>>8372019
i don't even know you :c

>>8372023
i don't know what you'd call this phenomenon in 4chan

really makes me think

Fuck I slept in too late to talk to my mother, and now I have to wait half a day to talk to her. Fuck my fucked up sleep schedule.

>>8372018
wrap your legs around their hips and challenge all competitors to fisticuffs until the person you are attached to relents and calls you their mate

>>8372024
https://discord.gg/dmzv3

should be this server

>>8372024
Do you think you are worthy?

>>8372032
i guess? i like to lurk though

>>8372018
maybe if you post pics on /mtfg/, they'll notice you

>>8372032
>are u worthy enough to be around a bunch of tranny degenerates
really makes me think...

>>8371985
drink a bunch of water and take a nap

>>8372026
maybe subposting?

>>8372034
my pic is already on 4chan though, right here: >>8368239
>tfw i'm an ugly twinkhon (someone pls deny it and tell me i'm cute)

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i want anko mochi

>>8372041
wait, you've been pre-e this whole time? why?

>>8372025
you're startin to upset me zeldus (did i guess the meaning of yr trip right? tell me if i got it wrong, but please try to tell me without being your usual rude self)

>>8372045
o. it already has a name.
daifuku

>>8372045
I want to study psychology

>>8372046
because Poland I think

>>8372041
You're really cute! I'd like to lick your butthole!

>>8372027
Broken sleep schedules suck. I fixed mine but now I'm tired all day.

>>8372046
cuz my doctor is gatekeeping me and i can't get any better one; i will surely (70%?) get hrt in a month though.
>>8372047
nah, my trip has no meaning, i'm just linka; it's an abbreviation of my real name

https://discord.gg/kuQuJ

>>8372055
it's not bad, if i wasn't unemployed, i'd go to a private clinic and get hormones on the second visit.

>>8372058
I thought it was a feminisation of 'Link'; it's a cute name anyway

>Only thing that can improve my looks is to loose weight (15 kg).
>It's too hard

what pills that can fix that?!

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>>8372052
no.
you're not going to pick MY brain.
i'm not letting anyone tell me that i've been emotionally scarred.
i already can't deal w/ having ACTUAL scars

are there any good ways of making social anxiety go away that don't involve drinking alcohol

>>8372063
Cyanide

>>8372058
just DIY or you are not real trans. Do you feel dysphoria or something?

>>8372064
well I probably never will go to reno so consider yourself lucky

>>8372068
my man

>>8372066
weed, ecstasy and cocain probably too.

>>8372062
thank you :з
>>8372068
i DO FEEL DYSPHORIA ;-; every fucking day. but i have 0 income and i live with my parents rn. i'll be looking for a job soon though because i just graduated from highschool. also i self med blockers btw (having no sex hormones makes me even more depressed btw)

>>8372075
i think i'd rather just have alcohol if this is the case

>>8372058
Also fuck your doctor; unless you like don't get dysphoria or identify as a 'failed male', based on your photo you're an open-shut case

You shouldn't have to wait at all

>>8372078
Can you tell us more about what Kit has been up to in exile? Does the weight of her crimes weigh heavily upon her shoulders?

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>>8372071
good.
fucking calvinism.
it's in our blood

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>tons of signs pointing towards me passing fairly well to a majority of people
>things like other trans girls having to ask if I'm trans, cis girls talking to me about their periods and looking at me funny when I mention trans things
>but I still feel like I look unmistakably masculine and wonder how I keep pulling it off

does it ever stop

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I look creppy today it's freaking me out

>>8372095
Do you have a really good voice and feminine mannerisms down?

>>8372082
Those are just the procedures. I know few people who went through the same clinic and they had to wait the same amount of time.
>>8372089
Kit uses a different name now, she decided that she prefers a more unambiguously feminine one. i can't disclose it to you though because she wouldn't be happy about it (she doesn't go to /lgbt/ anymore, it's not like she's here again under a different name or anything)
Otherwise it's all good, she's doing quite well.

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How can i get a vag and keep my gt?

>>8372081
it's just the most common easy to get effective stuff. you could go for anti depressants but that probably takes ages of finding the right one. weed is illegal but way easier to handle than alcohol for me at least.

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>>8372095
not really.
this is a thing women do.
they exaggerate their flaws & worry a lot about them, even when other people can't reasonably be expected to notice.
people on /soc/ ask whether i'm male or female a lot

>>8372101
you can't

>>8372057

I blame a lack of structured schedule. When I had class, I woke up 5:30 A.M. every day except Saturday and Sunday, but now I ain't getting up till almost 10 A.M. every day and it sucks balls

>>8372091
I avoid hot regions of the earth that's in my blood.

>>8372104
My bf tokes and then kisses me and breathes the dab to me, thats how i get high now

Getting stoned with kisses is the best thing ever

>>8372104
nah, i've been on multiple kinds of antidepressants in the past and none of them made me any better at coping with social anxiety

>>8372114
I used to do that when I was 16

>>8372114
t-that sounds so nice wtf :O

>>8372118
>make a ffxiv shitpst on /v/
>forget to put trip back on

>>8372101
get a wax cast of it and affix it to a strapon-harness

you can also just put it in your vagoo and find out what your own dick feels like, wow i'm actually a genius please remind me to get my dick cast in wax before i cut it off

>>8372098

I have a solid voice. I've had a cold the past week or so and it still passes. Mannerisms maybe, my posture and the way I carry myself is pretty feminine I think.

>>8372105

;-;