Mascgen 2D edition

>>8363840
goddamn I love asses

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Anyone play granblue? Is it worth playing?

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>>8363952
It really is a good ass

OP image is adorable

>>8364038
>>8363952

This.

It's a shame there's no real version.

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>>8363840
ecks dee

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>>8364038

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>>8364429
I love seeing pictures I originally posted on mascgen showing up again

>>8364444

QUADS

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>>8364507
You're welcome.
>ywn never be the little guy in pic related as a giant couple threatens/offers to double team you

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>>8364805
>5'11 is suffering

>tfw 6'3
>tfw I will never be a little spoon for a taller beefier guy

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>>8364897
6'3 is a pretty decent height anon. 5'11 can still motorboat your chest

>>8364824
>ywn be pink shirt with blue suit teasing casually dominant bf
Why live

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if your hasbando's belly is big enough, is it possible to fuck his belly button while he fucks you?

>>8365129

Stop this depravity.

Being mentally insufficient isn't /masc/.

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>ask for snapchat pals here
>get banned for one day because I didn't ask this on /soc/ where literally no mascfags exist
you're less fun than I thought

>>8365392
that's why you post emails instead.

>>8365392
you're in the wrong thread

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>>8365467
noted
>>8365489
What is the "right thread" then, and why?

>>8365129
I don't know about that, but he can rub your dick with his belly while fucking you

>>8365501
not that anon, but maybe you should try making a masculine gay thread on /soc/ (and maybe link it here). I don't personally mind anons exchanging snapchats and stuff, but /mascgen/ has a sort of full anonymity philosophy.

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>>8365895
I guess, sounds like a very roundabout way of doing it if it would only be populated by people directed from this thread, but rules are rules.

i need a cummy bummy

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>>8364932
>Why live
I ask that everyday

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you guys made your calorie goals for the day yet?

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>yfw a skinny ass top tries to act dom with you

Straight transwoman posting here
Please gays, teach me how to kiss men properly. Thank you!

>>8363840
Sweaty gross fatmen thread again......

How can you like these types of guys without vomit entering your mouth?

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Daily Reminder you must be this THICC to get POWER BOTTOM musclebears to bottom for you.

If you're a bottom, you're good to go as you are.

>bf is mad at me
>doesn't even want to talk
>show him my new jockstrap
>bulge in his pants
>takes me to bed
>fucks me rough
>he's not mad anymore

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>>8367370
You can end up in two places

>/femgen/ because you're so queeny

or

>/fit/ because you're retarded

Choose one and leave.

>>8366833
I was going to workout yesterday, but then my friend invited me to a buffet. I was gonna go today, but I have a date

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>>8366833

Not yet, but hopefully I'm on track. I'm going to try out some new exercises this week, so maybe change my workout plans and up my game.

>>8367091

> tfw you're a skinny dom top

>>8367268

I think the act of kissing is dependent on the context, i.e. it differs for casual, hookup kissing, as opposed to romantic, and romantic and intimate encounters. I think it just takes experience to 'learn' how to kiss properly and passionately.

>>8367268
Give it all. Men are more rough and passionate when we kiss. Women tend to use the "chicken asshole technique" to kiss which revolts me.

t. gay leaning bi guy

>>8367676
Not that anon but my only experience kissing girls was two drunk sloots in high school.
What's the chicken asshole technique?

>>8367676
Really? In my experience even the best male kissers are less fun than an average girl one.

>>8367928
why? I'm genuinely curious

>>8367676
Kissing is so weird, it feels different with whoever its with. I like slow and passionate exploring though

Any tips on getting popeye forearms? I know /fit/ has a guide on husbando mode, but so far my upper arms are getting massive and my forearms just aren't catching up

>>8367627
I pick femgen thank you very much.

Better than this sweaty fatman convention you got going on here.

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>>8368107
fuck off drama queen

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>>8368107

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>>8368107
>sweaty man convention
Where do I get tickets

>>8368093
Do more reverse curls and pull ups

>>8368208
100% gold

>>8369678
how do I get past the shitting/pissing myself feeling phase

pls respond

>>8369678

I wish I had a cute bf who looked like this and was a total bottom.

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>>8369846
date a porn star

>>8369820
Poppers

>>8369820
Accept the fact that you may shit and pee while being fucked and relax. Being fucked the precum out of me literally feels like I'm about to pee, but it's not pee that comes out. I mean the dick is basically a suction device when it fucks you. Also practice on your own.

>>8369846
>tfw that is me
>tfw my bf is a horrible top

>>8371535
>Being fucked the precum out of me literally feels like I'm about to pee, but it's not pee that comes out
but I find that feeling really uncomfortable. Is it all there is?

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>>8371604
Yes, of course it feels uncomfortable to feel like you're about to wee on your mate. But just learn to embrace it, something will come out but it's not urine. Focus on the pleasure instead of worries

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>>8371783
>>8371604
maybe he's into pee. never know unless you ask

http://i.imgur.com/YMNlACr.jpg

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>>8371789
actually it's pretty hard peing while being fucking with the pc-muscle clenching up

>>8371796
I've seen a couple of videos of bottoms leaking pee while being fucked. It was kinda hot

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>>8371796
We pratt now?

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>>8371826
I dunno, it's not pee when I leak from getting fucked real good
>>8371831
mhhhhhm

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>>8371840
Such goodness.

Straight guys think he's funny and a man's man kinda guy, Girls love his funny personality and find him hot now (they didn't when he was chubby) and gay guys have always loved him chubby or muscular and find him irresistible. You can never go wrong with Pratt at your side.

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>>8371861
he's a-o-kay

didn't even realize I had this many pictures of him

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>>8371872
would love my face between those thighs.

>tfw no hairy bear to sit on my face and suffocate me
why is life suffering

>>8371796
DAT BULGE JIGGLE

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>>8373382
what did you think the point of the gif was
>E N H A N C E

>Gorgeous daddy bear messages me on grindr
>5'8
Why am I so terrible mascgen. What's wrong with me that I can't find attractiveness in shorter men

>>8373459
Is there an enhanced version where his undies are see through?!?!

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>>8373459
>>8371872
>>8371796
Goddamn i'd give anything to suck Pratts fat cock until he shoots his huge creamy load down my throat!

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>>8373789
Jurassic World might've been shit but at least we got something out of it

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>>8373817
Indeed

>>8363840
Funny how these generals don't have a "filter list", yet the lesbian equivalent does. Says a lot

>>8370086

That ass is incredible, but I'm more traditional and have no interest in sluts.

>>8371539

Why is he a horrible top?

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>>8373884
You want a bf with highly sought after slut attributes, but doesn't act upon his slut looks. Good luck finding that guy.

>>8373897

That's why I acknowledge I'll be single forever.

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>>8373845
>>8373817
>>8373789
>>8373459
>>8371861
>>8371840
>>8371831
>>8371796
>>8371789
>>8371872
>>8371890
We Pratt now?

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>>8374147
kovacs is king

>>8374282
No king rules forever

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>>8374397
>>8374147
>>8374282
it's the ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
>Fuck
>Marry
>Kill
Joe Kovacs
Justin Lascek
Chris Pratt

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>>8374282
Schukin > Klokov > Pratt > Kovacs

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>>8374479

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>>8374491
Kovacs got nothing on this

>>8374407
Fuck Justin
Marry Chris, prime husbando material
Kill Joe, nothing against him

>>8374479
>>8374491
These guys look like their faces have been run over by a tire

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>>8374502

>>8374502
Those must be some pretty sexy tires desu desu sempai

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>>8374407
Fuck Justin
Marry Kovacs
Kill Pratt (sorry bby)

>>8374502
Why do you think they spend so much time building muscle?
It is literally the only way they are going to get laid.

>>8365129
my boner can only get so hard

>>8367928
This is ridiculous. There's clearly no gender divide in kiss style/quality. You're just being an anecdotal spastic.

>>8375232
gr8 taste

>>8374407
Marry pratt
Fuck and get fucked by justin
Kill kovacs

>>8373884
>Why is he a horrible top?
he gets exhausted before he finishes

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>>8376229
Objectively correct

>>8367769
It s when you pluck your lips. A man will kiss your whole face.

>>8376229
Rule #1

>>8376280
>he gets exhausted before he finishes
I hope you're not complaining about your bf being a bad top if you are one of those bottoms who just lie there and do nothing

>>8376507
You put your faith right becase I'm able to ride him than he's able to fuck me despite riding being 5 times more exhausting than fucking. Admittedly I'm fit and he's not, but still.
>why dont you top then
he has some bowel disease that will kill him at an early age which makes penis in his but hurts, according to him, so no

>>8376507
>ride him than
ride him for longer than

>>8376559
>>8376775
Oh well, then yeah that sucks

>cute thicc guy approaches me at the gym
>tries to sell me a cellphone
score

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>tfw no bf big as the doorway

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>>8376559
>he has some bowel disease that will kill him at an early age

yeah, i've used that one too.
i'm glad to hear it still works.

t. gay guy who hates to bottom

what even is masc...

is it a personal thing? is it a, "I am able to pass as straight" thing?

I used to consider myself masc, but I'm not sure anymore.

>>8377784
except I know he has the immunity disease because I've found his pills for it. not 100% sure it would affect his ability to bottom though.

>>8377923
it's being gay without the classic sissy nasal voice and without having a gay face, and not acting whimsical

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>>8377755

>>8377953
Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn't kill you at an early age.
And it can be cured with a fecal transplant so he is avoiding the very thing that might help him.

>>8378532
that's not the name, iirc it was something similar to chron's disease but limited to his bowel or something

>>8378550
https://www.crohnsandcolitis.com/crohns

>>8378550
Sounds like Ulcerative Colitis, which can become colorectal cancer, which is a pretty high rate killer. Just a quick quess, though.

My bf has Crohn's, his brother UC. Other brother and father had digestive issues too, it's really bad.

>>8378574
>>8378579
yeah that's probably it

Mascgen no

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What does mascgen think about musicians?

>>8381014
There are very hot ones out there.

>>8377755
He's clearly on is toes. Look at his feet dumbass.

>>8381014
Not a reliable source of income unless they get famous or their band does. Chances of that is quite slim tbqh.

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>hurt my back
>no gym for a week
kill me senpai. i feel my gains slipping away

>>8381990
He's still as wide as the doorway

>>8382178
>>8377755

The life expectancy of large men, no matter how healthy they seem, is quite short. They usually die of heart complications. Having such a large body requires more work on the heart.

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>>8382307
nigger please

>>8367471
who is he?
>inb4 newfag

>>8382307
Twink/femboy master race wins again.

>>8382353
nigga he ain't even 70 yet

>>8382445
just another camwhore manlet
pay him no mind

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>>8382586
>he ain't even 70

average life expectancy for males is 78
kind of puts a damper on your "theory"

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Can we talk about Jack Donovan for a moment? What do you guys think about him? I read Androphilia and he made some good points in that book but everything he said after that has been really weird. I think he's in constant need of approval of his masculinity from his staight peers instean of "manning up" and not giving a fuck like every sane balanced person would. I really feel sorry for him, I wonder if finding a boyfriend would save him.

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>>8382753
I know you put a lot of thought and definitely a lot off effort in posting this, but the fact remains people only care about themselves. Humans are selfish beings. I myself only care about my own life so I could care less about this Jack Donovan, but I care enough to respond to your post. It's all a matter of how long and how far people are willing to stop thinking about themselves in order to respond to others. Even then they usually post a response that reflects who they are providing only a u-turn effect giving them an excuse/reason to talk about themselves.

>>8382307
But my dick likes it so much

>>8382791
Holy shit, who is this God among men?

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why would you want to be masc instead of fem?
honest question

>>8382791
>tfw bf has this body type
>can fling me over his shoulder with one arm
>background in martial arts and dance
>adorable feminine face, likes chess and programming
>gentle giant
>into D/s and rough sex

I'm so gonna marry him.

>>8382986
Why would you like cake instead of pizza?

Honest question.

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>>8382986
>why would you want to be alpha instead of beta?

really makes you think

>>8383065
I mean
I'm a tranny
so obviously I choose the pizza

>>8383070
you can be a twig and be more alpha than someone who is jacked.

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>>8383099

>>8383070
>alpha
>beta
I feel sorry for you

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>>8382986
http://i.imgur.com/Huetuw7.jpg

>>8383234
not mad
just curious

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>>8383247
>300 transgender threads on /lgbt/
>only 1 (masculine gay male thread) mascgen thread on /lgbt/
>you decide to post here
You're fucking cancer and you need to be contained. Stop fucking posting here.

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>>8383452

>>8383452
rule 2 dude

>>8383234
why don't guys like this live near me.

>>8383202
>conetits
>frankenvagina
I feel sorry for YOU

>>8382630
It's not a theory. It's actually true. How would one person put a damper on a study? It's a general thing it's not about any one person. Just like some people smoke their entire life without developing lung cancer, doesn't mean it's not a risk factor. Also, Arnold is only 69. How is he even an example?

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/07/height_and_longevity_the_research_is_clear_being_tall_is_hazardous_to_your.html

>>8382586
>twink/femboy
what does this have to do with how tall you are?

>>8383475
It needed to be said.

>>8383632
m8, you're just adding to the problem.

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>>8383608
>slate

you're spreading fake news and taking anecdotal evidence out of context.
exercise is not bad for your health.
there are plenty of old bodybuilders.
being tall is not bad for your health.
if it were then sweden and the netherlands wouldn't have any old people.
stop being intentionally stupid.
being fat, however is bad for your health.

>>8383170
>lifting a dumbbell gives you confidence and charisma
yeah sure faggot

>fag comes here to start shit
>other fags take the b8

>>8383734
>wearing high heels and lipstick gives you confidence and charisma
yeah sure faggot

>>8383785
>you have to be either a powerlifter or a drag queen
jesus you are daft

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>>8383857
>>8383785
>>8383734
>>8382986
>>8367370

This literally is the reason why I want to quit 4chan. None of you have anything productive to discuss, nor does it seem you have lives beyond 4chan. Makes me wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.

>tfw no boy eating my sweaty ass

>>8383904
I feel you, bro.

>>8384218
>feel inside me bro
http://i.imgur.com/Tpu2APE.jpg

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make sure to get your cardio in

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How degenerate is fapping on cam4?

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>>8385567
Cardio kills gains, everyone knows this anon. WTF is wrong with you?

>>8385947
I do it every once in awhile when bf isn't home. Unless you engage in talking with them in chat. Then it's pretty gross and degenerate. If you just watch and fap and don't talk then it's like watching live porn, no harm.

>>8386026
no cardio kills u

>>8386029
I was talking about fapping with the cam on, so letting others watch you, and watch others of course

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Does mascgen follow the law

>>8386150
not really
I break it on a pretty much daily basis

>>8386135
Kinda disgusting yeah. A bit whorey

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>>8386150
cuff me daddy

Hey mascgen, when did you find out you were homosexual? When and how did you came out? I'm considering came out to my best friend and i'm panicking about his possible reaction

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>>8386888
Around 13-14 when my high school was giving out laptops strictly for learning, but I would browse gay porn at my best friends house in secret with it. The next 5 years was constant worry about someone finding out and having to cover my gay tracks. Best friend found out via remote desktop when I was looking at gay porn on his pc. He suspected, so he layed a trap basically lol. He was cool with it. Told my sister a year later and then eventually told my whole family. This was around 20.

If your family/friends aren't religious or gay haters you should be fine. Overthinking things tend to be worse than the actual outcome.

>>8386888
>Hey mascgen, when did you find out you were homosexual?
probably like 18, but there were signs before that.

>When and how did you came out?
20. I had a job and was financially independent from my parents so I didn't have to worry about their response. They took it well, however.

>I'm considering came out to my best friend and i'm panicking about his possible reaction
Just tell him. Most of the time what you imagine in your head is way worse than what will actually happen.

>>8387035
Unfortunately i'll be mostly dependant form my parents for at least 2 year, then hopefully i'll finish the university and find a job.
Maybe one day i'll find the courage to tell him. Why must everything be so complicated when you are gay? Sometimes I whish i was born straight so i don't have to deal with the fear of being judged

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>>8382753
>>8382791

''Not caring'' can only possibly take you so far. Unless you're some kind of literal cave-dwelling hermit, you'll care about what other people think about you to some degree. Relevant to Jack Donovan, if you want a relationship for example, you HAVE to present in a desirable way and, in this case, assert your masculinity/look for validation in that way because if you do not then nobody will want you. You can't willingly say ''Well, my personality might be repulsive, but I don't care!'' and still expect people to want to be around you somehow either. Thus, though the way Jack Donovan projects it isn't a good way to go about it, but just acting like you don't care isn't a solution either.

>>8387321
and clearly we should listen to your advice because you've gotten so far in life, biggest accomplishment = shitposting on mascgen
bravo

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>>8387321
Even though you may not "act" like you don't care in reality you don't care at all. Anyone who says they're a humanitarian claiming that they care about others are lying to themselves. If it didn't benefit them greatly they wouldn't even bother projecting that they care for others. Of course being a total douche is unpleasant to witness in others it's worse to pretend to care.

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>>8387430
He's actually contributing to a discussion. (You) on the other hand haven't contributed anything therefore you are the shit poster.

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>>8381014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxMHjTMkLHw
Anyone else into Bon Iver? This perfomance is amazing, and Justin was very sexy here.

>>8386888
>when did you find out you were homosexual?
When I was 12. Puberty was kicking in and I realized my classmates and friends were talking about girls and I was lusting after my gym teacher and some actors (looking back, I had a crush on Bruce Willis since I was like 6).
>When did you came out
I never really got to come out. I went on my first date with a guy when I was 17. He went to another school so I thought it would be safe. Little did I know he was long time friends with some of my new classmates that year. They knew all along and it didn't take long until the word was all over. My friends asked me if it was true, and so I told them. I tried to keep it from my parents, but seeing how more and more people were finding out, I decided to come out to them before they heard it from someone else. Mom was pretty accepting from the beginning. Dad got angry and didn't talk to me for a year, but then he came around and now he's ok with it

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>tfw slowly leveling up from skellydom
*Weight + 10 lbs
*Lifts evolved! from limbless tier to 7 year old girl tier
*You now have a bit of meat on your arms!
*Ass evolved! from Hank Hill tier to Flat tier

>You still don't meet the requirements to upgrade to DYEL class

>>8388136
these things take time.

>>8388206
I'm actually pretty happy with my progress so far

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>tfw this gay panda lives near me
>seen him in the wild and he's literally 5'0

i want him

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>>8388576
>5'0
cute
although I can't decide whether I'd prefer a short beefy guy or a very tall one. I guess I have more chances to find short ones, since I hardly met guys taller than me, let alone taller and also big

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>>8388793
>posting macro
Be careful!

>>8364429
It's a beaut, but I love how every time I see it someone morphs his ass to be fatter

>>8363954
It's a notch above all mobage and can be addictive. But honestly, you should only play mobage if you don't have the time to play proper games.

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I just want a nerd bf that likes working out, but all the gay nerds are too lazy to take care of themselves (or are femboys waiting for their dream anime seme), and all the guys who go to the gym hate videogames, much less anime or comics.

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You will never be a musclebear bottom being bullied by a aloof twink top.

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>>8390053

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>>8390053
>>8390062
>wizardandjersey.jpg

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>>8389923
I go to the gym and like anime and videogames. However, I'm skinny as a stick figure and too poor to afford consoles

>>8389923
Have you been to /fit/? This is simply not true

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>>8390574
This still holds true though

>>8390123
wiz is too fat for that

>>8390848
Intelligent and emotionally stable, looks fade over time anyway

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>>8390992
>Not wanting a sweet but simple buff house husband

>>8390997
You will soon realize how much importance intelligence has on a daily basis. It's almost impossible to hold any meaningful discussion with stupid guys.

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>>8390848
what if you're not attractive or emotionally stable or even intelligent?

>>8390985
For now.

>>8391041
You elevate the fives or sixes into being sevens or eights compared to you. Thank you for your support

>>8391004
Meh. Some people are dumb, but it's not something they can fix. I don't mind dumb any more than I mind people being short.

I've met a lot of intelligent people who were entitled pricks.

>>8390062
>>8390053
Gib link

>>8391643
There's value to both
A big dumb lug could capture my heart, but he'll have to be okay with me nerding out about certain things. If hes okay with my quirky fascinations, then I'm okay with him not always understanding what I'm talking about.

>>8390123
>tfw have smiliar face like him

>>8391860
Its shameful not to know this great mango
Drive that man into a frenzy

>>8391939
might as well face it.
nobody is ever going to want you.

>>8392115
>>8391860
Neyukidou "drive that man into a frenzy"

>>8390574
/fit/ gays only like femboys and traps tho

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>>8392511
you're so naive

>>8392226
?
I'm seeing someone rn actually, he loves that I'm passionate and so into certain things. A lot of people do
Don't hate yourself so much

>>8392579
are they like brothers or lovers or something? I don't get why you posted that picture and I don't understand the file name meaning.

>>8393321
they are lovers.
the file name implies that you wish you had a bf like that.

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>>8393354
Well, not really they're both way too skinny. I find it quite funny when guys are impressed with baby muscles when anyone who has a low body fat % can have that body within a few months of lifting weights. I'm not impressed and neither should anyone else be impressed by that body.

>>8393384
To be fair, most guys don't even bother in having low body fat and/or lifting at all. I agree it's not impressive, but it's not like there's a lot of competition in that area

>>8390997
> posting macro-anon's character
How're you doing, dude? Any luck in finding a nice tall qt?

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>>8396102
Pretty good. Gone on a date or two here and there and hooked up with my first black dude. Almost met up with 6'8 anon from here but it ended up not working out

>>8396102
Good to know things are going well for you dude. And how's your writing going?
>Almost met up with 6'8 anon from here but it ended up not working out
Aw, that's a pity. Recently I met up with an anon from here and it's been working out wonderfully, even with 4000 miles of distance between us. Maybe you'll end meeting an awesome tall dude from mascgen too, given more time

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>>8396642
I went to Europe and got some writing for my latest story done, but right now I'm not writing much of anything regularly. I just wish I could think of these stories and have them already written

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/mascgen/ what are your best high protein recipes? I want to try cooking something new

>>8396665
Oh I know how that feels. I have to get back to my writing. Doesn't help that I have so many ideas going on I don't even know where to start.

>>8396642
>4000 miles
It's 4000km, dummy

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>>8396665
>>8396736
>tfw like to write
>everyone says I write really good stuff
>I think it's all shit
Why does this happen all the time?

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>>8397786
Writers are always their worst critic, but in all honesty you probably are shit seeing how the average person in the world is a total complete retard. I mean look at the US and how they voted for Trump to be president. Clearly it's a nation of morons who lick their own mothers' cunts with their toothless hillbilly mouths.

>>8397786
I always think my writing is shit but when I posted my stories people responded really well to it. Granted it was for my fetish but people still thought it was great enough to be published. I think authors compare themselves to timeless classics and think they could never compare, and that's probably true. However I think the vast majority of books written today probably fall along a standard that would be considered pretty shit. Just write what you like, reread your stuff, make edits, and post it if you want to share.

>>8397844
well I do tend to overestimate people, but falling in that "everyone is retarded" mentality is a bit dangerous I think. Even if true, I feel like it may make me stop working hard.
>>8397947
Yeah, same here. I've written some erotic/fetish stuff a couple of times (long lost too) and most people praised them (I thought they were too cheesy). I've written 'normal' stuff as well that got a similar reception. I hate rereading what I've written, though. Makes me cringe. Also not much point in sharing here since it's in another language. I'd like to write in English so more people could read it, but it's hard. My knowledge of the language is not as deep as I'd like and as a result my writting becomes flat and uninteresting.

>>8397996
I mean I write to make sure there aren't many grammatical errors and the flow is smooth. It doesn't matter if it's cringey. My smut is horribly romantic and sappy, to the point where people call it a romance novel with sex scenes thrown in.

I didn't mean to share here, just share where you feel appropriate. Tumblr is probably good for a wider audience

>>8393384
Litos waifu is best sense 8 boi

>>8393384
>>8398046
pls don't remind me sense8 was cancelled
now I have to watch Velvet to see my husbando
and lito doesn't look as good clean shaved

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>>8398151
>>8398046
What is this Sense 8 you speak of?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z9TdDCWN7g

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Who is your 2d husbando?
Who is your 3d husbando?
Who is your mascgen husbando?

Discus.

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>>8398607
No one on mascgen posts pics of themselves. Defeats the purpose of anonymous posting.

>>8398607
2d is stupid btw

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What does Mascgen read?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FQOIBY/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

>>8399806
Who is this guy? Does he have a tumblr, instagram, xtube? I swear I've seen him before...

>>8399840
Yeah he has a porn tumblr. Mostly of him and guys he has sex with. Pretty gross desu, but to each their own. I'd never date a slut like him, but then again I'm married so I shouldn't have an opinion about others and how they run their lives.

>>8399851
>>8399840
https://m-g-e.tumblr.com/post/144032191936

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>>8398499
A netflix series about magical faggots featuring picrelated's soft dick

>>8400125
How is soft dick exciting? I can get harder dick with shia labeouf

Pls no ban

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Are we all AAPs? Should we kys?

>>8401294
>AAPs
wtf is aap?

>>8400183
I didn't say it was exciting
>>8401294
>>8401377
Autoandrophilia? I don't personally get turned on by the idea of becoming male, or another sort of male. But I guess some here may be

>>8401377
Actually a pirate

>>8401377
always annoying people

>>8367370
Because I'm into actual men

why do I yearn for a thicc hairy masc guy but when I meet up with one it's just too much

>>8389923
hmu
Kik:thebodyandsoul

>>8401912
what do you mean by 'too much', exactly?

>>8401983
all the hair, sweaty muskyness and belly is too much4me

>>8402208
A guy being 3much5u sounds pretty fucking perfect.

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>>8402208
>tfw you will never have a bf with so much muscle mass and a big bara chest and gut and so tall he is intimidating and scary but he lifts you up and cuddles you to let you know he's just a gentle giant

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>>8402612
I married a giant. I do know these feels.

>>8402612
anon stop
>tfw slightly taller than the average man
>chances are you will never get a significantly taller bf
I didn't ask for these feels

>>>/fit/41716673

vennie you slut, post moar

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>>8402612
;_;
>>8402896
how tall are both of you?

>tfw no bf to go to the gym with and spot each other

>>8401377
It's a stupid tranny acronym that means nothing

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>>8403202
I'm 5'9", he's 6'3"

>>8403407
>5'9

guessing you're the little spoon and a twink and he's the big spoon and a bear?

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>>8403426
No, i'm a bear and he is too.

>>8403450
post bear belly

>>8403450
A A P
A
P

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>>8403457

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>>8403450

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>>8403450
>tfw nobody is into size difference
>tfw no bears that aren't huge sluts

>>8403537
A lot of people is into "size difference"
the problem is that is mostly fatties and skellies trying to get muscular dick

>>8403563
i just want something kinda cute, like i can pat their head but still treat them as a human being.
is 5'7 not hungry skelly not morbidly obese so much to ask for?

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>>8403537
Married bears aren't sluts unless they have an open marriage which is retarded all in it's own. Most bears I've met just have fun until they are ready to settle down. There comes a time where anonymous sex is fairly boring and you'd rather have someone at home to spend your free time with.

>>8403593
this is good positive reassurance. thank you.

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>>8403477
I like what I am and I am what I like therefore I look for the same thing in my partner.

Go fuck yourself with your acronym of retardation.

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>>8403584
>tfw painfully average 5'11 in decent shape and great job
>tfw too physically boring to attract big tall tuff dudes
>tfw the dates I do go on always ask how I'm still single
All the best selling points about me don't come across in [spoiler]sfw[/spoiler] pictures

>>8403763
What are your best selling points? you could post them in imgur and let us see them.

>>8403811
For some reason a lot of dudes like a 7" uncut dick. I don't like to show that off though and I don't share nudes on principle

>>8403477
Guys don't give a shit about labels, that's for trannies to nit over. We just scratch our bellies and grunt and go "Yeah, whatever faggot." Take your tranny memes elsewhere.

>>8403987
>uncut
well who wouldn't like that, natural cock is best cock.

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>>8403077
No.

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>>8404518

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>>8404538
good choice for a general

>>8404547
Typo in your filename. It's spelled Baze.

>>8404518
Stop being cute

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Too much shit. Purging my life and apartment of filth and clutter. Time to start living like it's temporary. Fuck all this bullshit we've accumulated.

>>8405135

purge your balls in my ass

>>8405151
No thanks you're a dank skank.

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I don't like big hairy boys but I have something for this thread you guys might appreciate

>>8405135
Having few things is the best, really. At least for me. I used to live with hoarders. Not fun.

>>8405176
Card is shit.

>>8405176
Why would anyone choose this commander ever?

>Boy! I realllllly want to give my opponents a gross advantage over me!

>>8405465
Which is adding insult to injury since it's a corporate diversity inclusion.

>>8405176
It's for hugbox faggots that want to splash red in their pheldagriff deck

>>8405465
>>8405492
>>8405508
>>8405939

B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D

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Is Brago being my go to commander the reason I can't get a bf?

>>8406461
No.

[spoiler]Playing EDH is.[/spoiler]

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>>8406475

Have any of you ever been asked to put up a wishlist or a paypal account on some site, because they wanted to buy you stuff/give you money? It has happened to me a couple of times, but I've always declined. Feels too much like prostitution. The "you just declined good money for jerking off" thought always lingers for a bit, though

I just want love ;-;

>>8406733
No because I'm monstrously ugly and no one thinks I'm gay

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>>8406507
Just believe in the heart of the cards.

>>8406749
Post pics bruh

>>8406733
why do you get asked that

>Feels too much like prostitution.
whats the problem

>>8407031
>why do you get asked that
I don't know. I got randomly contacted a few times over social media. I don't post slutty pics though
>whats the problem
I'm saving myself for daddy

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57bbe44b3646e

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>super horny
>haven't been fucked in a very long time
>pull out the dildo box
>two dildos
>first is about 4 inches and thin
>second is 9 inches and extremely thick
>try out the 9 incher
>can't even get the head in
>nope.jpg
>fap to this
>>8408462
>cum with 4 incher in my ass and (cleaned) 9 incher in my mouth
I hope I can go 2nd round when the bf comes home.

>>8386026
I always wondered, is this a meme? I'm a full skelly (5'7", 120) and i wanted to go at least in dyel mode (as in, not Auschwitz mode) but i like running. Should i quit?

>>8410365
it's mostly a meme
a 5k at 7mins/mi burns about 300 kcal.
so yes you lose calories, but it's not that much.
eat a bowl of cereal to make up for it.
the reason why you're skelly is because you don't eat enough.

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rolling for underwear edition

rolling for feet edition

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Rolling for lambsauce edition

>thay chick that keeps eyeing you at the gym

>>8374407
Fuck Pratt
Marry Kovacs
Kill Justin

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Rolling for Mid-year Husbando claiming edition

>>8411293
Give her the d

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>>8411881
http://i.imgur.com/undefined.jpg

>>8411952
This is lewd

>>8411952
woops
http://i.imgur.com/WJnKVcK.jpg

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>>8399806
>What does Mascgen read?

I'm currently reading Full Service by Scotty Bowers.
It is a cheeky romp through the golden age of gay hollywood.

I highly recommend it for students of history and sex.

>>8403593
>There comes a time where anonymous sex is fairly boring

Men with small dicks actually believe this!

>>8412057
I'm nearly 7 inches and 6 inches girth. Size Queens belong in /femgen/ fuck off.

>>8410975
To be honest, i once tried to count calories, but i felt i was gonna puke once or twice per week. Then i stopped. I probably was doing it wrong, trying to compensate all the calories i missed before dinner in one meal.
Now i'm depressed and broke, so i can't really afford a gym membership. Are body weight exercise enough (with proper nutrition i mean)?

>>8410996
Rerolling for this

>>8412118
A O R

O

R

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Country boy edition

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>>8399806

Right now I'm reading The Well of Loneliness by Radclyffe Hall. I honestly hadn't expected it to be as relatable as it is, but it's almost a bit uncanny. I fear it's a bit long though, I'm only about a 100 pages in out of 400, and some new books that I'm honestly more hyped about came in recently so it's gonna be tough.

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Rolling for Science Edition

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I FUCKING HATE AMERICAN TOILETS! THEY'RE DESIGN IS COMPLETE SHIT!

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underwear edition