/mtfg/ - male to female general

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i am tranny gay

nicole is rat gay

http://www.strawpoll.me/13039308

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>>8341622
thank you for remaking

gay

>>8341622
>implying Vivian would be caught dead with some BLM feminist fatty

>>8341631
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13039308
too little information ya dork.

>>8341627
its not that weird
you got to stop existing

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>>8341633
gay, gay is good.

>>8341635
>Implying vivian after gamergate don't go full SJW and is not a tranny chaser

>>8341637
It's a simple question
I'm taking a large amount of E and it's been affectin my mood a lot

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>>8341642
>vivian after gamergate don't go full SJW
she is called /v/ivian for a reason Tumblr

>>8341647
how much is a large amount?
what anti androgen are you on?
are you on an anti depressant?
have you discontinued any other medication recently?

BUYING GF 10K !!@!@!'

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>>8341604
I don't get how I am
If I bottle it up I just get worse

Narasstic means someone had to like themeselves

Besides you were so hot and cold and you make no sense

not like I ever attacked you.

But i dont want a bf

>>8341647
would you be happy off E?

why would anyone dislike general anaesthetic? I remember the few times I had operations as a kid (they thought I had a twisted colon, didn't find anything, in retrospect turns out it was hypotonia affecting my intestines) and I used to be excited to get put under
even the doctors found it weird lol

also related
>talking to mum today (she drove me to my orthotics appointment out of town, I was expecting to get my leg braces fitted but instead they want to try ankle pronation insoles + torso core brace first)
>she's talking about a friend of my dad's who dropped dead out of the blue last week
>"everyone was so shocked he had died, I don't get it, why are people always shocked when someone dies? EVERYBODY dies, you're going to die, I'm going to die, sooner or later we all die, it's the one thing you can predict absolutely is going to happen, why do people act surprised just because it's someone they know?"
>"idk mum"
>she goes off for several minutes about how she's scared of dying painfully or in terror but death itself sounds comfortable and she'd rather have control over when she dies than live to be really old
>"y-yeah mum"
>for context, her stepfather killed himself when I was a kid because he was told he needed a double hip replacement so he noped out of old age
>both me and her want to go out the same way

so yeah I inherited my edginess from my mum in case anybody was wondering, lol

>>8341630
thank you for preserving this information, anon

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who cares about vivian memes, she was only created because /v/ didn't like it's old mascot

hrts only effect on me is that i now have to loudly exclaim awwwwww!!! when i see something cute

How do I get over the objective fact that I was feeling better, functioning better, and more productive and focused and driven on testosterone? I wish estrogen did this for me. It doesn't. To be clear, I don't want to be a male or grow male.

>>8341651
40mg every two weeks
50mg spiro
Yea on anti-depressant
Haven't discontinued on any other meds

>>8341662
its in yer head ya dingus

>>8341656
No
Of course not

>>8341622
>pic
Saved, trans Vivian James fills my heart with joy

>>8341657
my parents usually day they would get a golden shot of H before they end up having dementia or not being able to take care of yourself. my dad also said he would consider going out on some cold winter day to get some firewood from the forest and never come back.

>>8341663
>40mg every two weeks
wait so do you take that as 3mg daily or all at once?
>50mg spiro
thats a really low dose
I assume thats twice a day?

>>8341668
I'd probably not stop then tbqh. do you feel any positive effects from E? how long have u been on?

>>8341673
All at once
It's an injection

Yes twice a day on spiro.
Had my levels checked and it was at 8 on the T

>>8341659
The /v/ mascot is a bald angry dude? and vivian isn't a /v/ mascot?

>>8341675
Sometimes my mood is good from it.
My boobs are still weirdly shaped and I won't ever get hips.
Been on it for 3 years

>>8341661
I definitely feel way more comfortable throwing around the word "cute." And being more honest about how things make me feel in general

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>>8341679
yeah i guess

>>8341677
She was collectively designed by /v/, so I guess it makes her a sort of a board mascot

>>8341655
I'm buying a gf

>>8341676
oh injection, yeah thats probably fine then but your spiro really seems low
do you often get more depressed after say, a week after the injection? leading up to the next injection?

post exact levels, T and E and units they're measured in

>>8341642
True.

>>8341648
GG was founded on giving feminists money for affirmative action projects.

/v/ is cucked af.

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>>8341654
your amy spartan amy spartan amy spartan story is just so disengaged from reality that it cant be real, or at least, one would assume you wouldnt parade it around like an attraction for everyone to see (and most importantly, pour support on it) for over year. I blocked you ages ago on discord for that very reason

I wouldnt have commented if you hadnt (you)'d me in the first place.

besides:
I am a borderliner, why would I need to make sense

offering gf services

>>8341647
idk senpai 40mg e injection seems like a ridiculously high amount.

>>8341684
I didn't like the difficulty I had expressing my feelings before I started so that change was maybe easier for me to notice? And more of a relief.

>>8341659
She was created because the new majority of /v/ had AGP tendencies.

>>8341697
>offering gf services
that's called prostitution and it's illegal

you're gonna get put away for a long, long time

>>8341688
T: 8ng
E: 1245 ng (got tested a few days after my shot)

>>8341701
>it's illegal

depends on where you are tbqh

>>8341701
Not prostitution if there's no sex or sex is just a maybe if she feels like it.

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Do transgirls suck too much dick? Im a concerned cis girl here to tell you that you are all lowering the value of a blowjob with your reckless dicksucking and dickhunger that is risking oversaturating the market and then it'll be something they expect rather than earn. Dont they teach you how to control men in school anymore? Get a grip of yourselves ladies!

>>8341715
>Not prostitution if there's no sex
Then it's not a gf experience, and it's false advertising.

Sorry, Beepbeep Internet Defence Force.

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>>8341699
but thats /x/
>>8341698
hormones didnt really directly do that though. you just werent hiding anymore. idk
>>8341701
youre illegal and im arresting you right now

>>8341695
OH I see now I quick replied to you by mistake.

You were not meant to respond. I was talking to someone else not you

Besides. It's not like this place is public or even matters
I bottle it all up in the real world, using it here prevents me doing stupid stuff outside

Besides Im certified crazy. I don't need to make sense either

>>8341717
im supplying and cute dickgirls are in demand. youre outta luck, kiddo.

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>>8341720
perfect. Ive no intention of wasting any energy on you at all, so we ll just go back to ignoring each other peacefully

>>8341719
/x/ for an AGP mascot from the start. /v/ wanted their own. Surprised /tg/ never put in the effort to make one.

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>>8341717
>Dont they teach you how to control men in school anymore?
they dont teach that to boys ;~;

>>8341695
>>8341654
Im with Phiench on this one, your flipflopping would impress even a seasoned veteran of the US senate. Like either repress or start working on self improvement, you're still on loathing doing nothing but going on attentionwhore tirades here. I personally dont care about the clutter on the thread just your sperging out.

>>8341718
>guaranteed sex = gf experience
hahaha

>>8341719
>hormones didnt really directly do that though. you just werent hiding anymore. idk
I'm sure that's some of it, but I do think the medicine played some kind of part.
Maybe they stabilized my mood, and I had gotten used to a higher than normal level of anxiety over things like expressing my emotions?

>>8341697
>offering gf services
discord?

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i *require* praise for all the hard work i put in to make this
took me like almost 2 hours lol

>>8341717
Form a union why don't you :^)

>>8341738
looks nice what fish did u use?

>>8341722
>>8341739
We should be playing for the same team dummies, you're ruining for everyone else, restrain yourselves! You only give a boy a blowjob after he does or buys something for you stupid.
>>8341726
Well you need to do your research or get some cis friends to teach you.

>>8341740
they didnt have smoked salmon so i just used shurimi and some fisticks :/
but i'd never made dragon roll before or uramaki style so it was hard

>>8341727
It's something do with my brain
I flip flop on aspects outside of here too and things not even related to gender

I've been stuck in a 16 year old mind set for years. Some mental concepts are just outright alien to me.

i wouldn't say amy is flipflopping, i'd say she's baiting out constant reassurance and validation

>>8341746
My team is the boys I suck off!

http://www.strawpoll.me/13039511
http://www.strawpoll.me/13039511
http://www.strawpoll.me/13039511

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>>8341748
you will be okay soon
hrt will heal your mind and you will be able to mature

>>8341749
I wouldent say I'm baiting
I'm just genuinely so weak in my own resolve and choices

Which is why it was so hard to get rid of my ex, who removed choices for me.

>>8341751
CowboyNeal, obviously.

tfw an bad girl that does not deserve any friends, and that no one likes.......

>>8341755
In high river we have dairy queen a&w and mcdonalds, and mcdonalds doesnt have tendies

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>>8341753
I hope your right. I feel I'm a little better from the early days.

It's not like I'm not working towards things, with diet and exercise and hrt

It's just being a mobile poster I have access to spill my thoughts at a moments notice

And been posting for the past two hours while on a six mile walk

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>>8341750
You're fucking it up for everyone you thot.

>>8341759
I don't know what tendies are, so the CowboyNeal option would be what I'd pick in the poll if it had one like a proper poll should, that's all.

>>8341763
>I don't know what tendies are
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8341762
Not for boys!

>>8341763
Retarted way of saying chicken nuggets

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>>8341764
I dont know that either, I think thats just not an expression in the old world.

>>8341766
tendies are different than nuggets

>>8341766
>normies
>on my board

>>8341763
chicken tenderloin
its the part that runs along the cartilage underneath the breast of a chicken

>>8341770
ikr fucking normalfags

>>8341769
Not really
Tenders are bigger versions of nuggets

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>>8341762
o neat another starposter
Do you watch the show though?

>>8341772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM

>>8341748
>I've been stuck in a 16 year old mind set for years
I'm kinda starting to realize this could apply to me too

>>8341773
the meat is pretty different
especially when most nuggets are probably made of pink slime

>>8341779
the good nuggs are made of thigh meat

>>8341704
So no answer on my levels?

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>>8341765
They arent important, stop slaving to the dick, it needs to work for you! A penis should be like a obedient dog that only comes out of his pen when called on. Not a meatstick to be polished and tended to all day just because you cant get your hands off it.
>>8341774
I stopped watching cartoons a long time ago, especially when they canned all the classics for a new generation.

>>8341768
it's like the english word for Hühnchenbrustinnenfilet

>>8341766
I loathe chicken. Bland, dry meat. Fit for dogs. Capon is a bit better, but if I have to eat poultry, I'd rather have fat duck or goose.

>tfw start an argument over tendies vs nuggies
i just want food dammit

>>8341784
Boys are important! Boys are the best <3

#TeamBoy

>>8341788
Chicken is only dry and bland if you don't know how to cook it

Cypro gave me a seizure, am I really trans?

>>8341788
>Bland, dry meat
thats because you only eat the breast
thighs are better

but of course, goose and duck are best still

Do you trannies browse /r9k/ ?

If so why aren't you my gf?

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>>8341789

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>>8341790
Just stop sucking so much dick and contain yourself or else before you know it we'll be cooking for them again.

>>8341794
i browse that board often

HELP ME THERE'S A GIRL COMING OVER AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE

>>8341803
ask her what her makeup routine is and if she could help you with yours

>>8341799
>she doesn't want that

How do cis girls have such poor taste?

>>8341794
I do sometimes. It's like visiting a "human" zoo. I don't go to the zoo to date the animals, because I'm not German, you know...

>>8341799
>tfw almost everyone else is not good at cooking so you usually do the cooking

>>8341799
>or else before you know it we'll be cooking for them again.
b-but thats good
I like to cook for boys

>>8341801
Will you be my robot gf then?

>>8341803
Why are you on this board when you're suppose to be on vacation?

>>8341814
BECAUSE IM SCARED

>>8341811
Cooking is easy
Anyone who can't do it is rather pathetic

>>8341816
scared that you dont like girls as much as you like boys?

>>8341789
hey cistits, can you vocaroo the tendies song for us please

>>8341813
I mean, you don't know much about me, though
>>8341803
look at her boobers!

>>8341819
no im scared of being weird

>>8341816
>>8341824
you can just ignore them, who cares about some random brit cis girl you will never see again

>>8341823
>I mean, you don't know much about me, though
Just means there's more to find out, you got discord?

>>8341803
Try words

>>8341825
that boy practically already has vaginal folds but with a pernes hanging off it

>>8341818
I know alot of pathetic people and not just because they can't cook. idk why people are so inept when it comes to cooking.

>>8341821
whats the lyrics

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>at school art thing, teacher im not out to asks if drawing i did was supposed to be me as a woman (it wasnt), and if thats why i never wanted to cut my hair
lol
closet stronk

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>>8341803
ask her if her if she have a boyfriend or girlfriend and ask her if she is interested in a threesome or if this interested in having sex with only you if this single.

>>8341810
>tfw I live in the "human" zoo
hopefully someone will put me down soon

>>8341838
no stop people aren't attracted to me

>>8341828
yea, but I'm probably the type of gf you're looking for to be honest.

>>8341836
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

>>8341832
is it a boy or a girl with a dic shooped? really impressive hips.

>>8341838
nim already has a gf

>>8341837
I would probably have ran out screaming

>>8341837
>(it wasnt)
Sure thing ;)

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>>8341847
then she must ask her for a foursome!

>>8341803
ask her if she's an archaeologist because you have a large bone for her to examine

>>8341845
geez thats a lot and i keep laughing trying to read it. Il do it but it might take all day to practice and not laugh getting through the whole thing.

>>8341856
but anon i don't have a large bone for her to examine!

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>>8341859
Just b urself

>>8341859
ask her if she likes boys too

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>hear car pulling up to the drive-
OH FUCK SHE CAME AROUND THE BACK SHE'S HERE OH FUCK AHHHHHH

>>8341845

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03gaL1xgibD
tendies song

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>>8341849
i just kind of laughed it off and said that that would be funny.

what made it worse was that it was in front of a bunch of classmates who were still weird from me showing up to senior skip day at the beach in a bikini 2 days before
(i wasnt out to some until then)

kind of awkward lol

>>8341854
it wasnt tho, just some random chick

>>8341738
when are u making sushi for me

I wish I liked guys. Daddy talk is so hot but I don't wanna be a daddy and calling girls daddy seems bad form.

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>>8341867
>OH FUCK SHE CAME AROUND THE BACK
>OH FUCK AHHHHHH
wow, she's not even in the house yet and you're already finished

>>8341738
>tomatos in sushi
>>8341870
Ha... yeah... funny

>>8341873
LEWD ANON TAKE ME AWAY ILL DO ANYTHING

>>8341837
Do you present female? Are you out to her?

>>8341868
never before has the /r9k/ national anthem been sung with such elegance

>>8341879
Should i link it on there?

>>8341868
art

>>8341877
when you are kissing her just imagine it's a cute boy

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>>8341877
you've made your bed, now it's time to lie in it

LITERALLY

ok i need to stretch and run

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>tfw she has birthing hips

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>>8341878
i dont present female at my school, because its weird christian school with segregated classes, mandatory haircuts, etc

but when not at school or home (parents), i present female and pass ok

and i am not out to that teacher. He is kind of conservative outdoorsy hunter dude/former lawyer

does anybody know the /mtfg/ writers

i want to know if faye's current character arc ends in murder suicide

i feel its about time this character was written out

>>8341881
i'm surprised you don't go to /r9k/ to get attention with your voice clips more often

you might cause a (you)pocalypse if you tell them you have a dick

>>8341891
>its weird christian school with segregated classes, mandatory haircuts, etc
How does that work? Have you got away without cutting your hair?

>>8341899
bump my thread then
>>>/r9k/37264686

>>8341881
>>8341899
Roasties have even less to do on r9k than transgirls.
>>8341901
I'm gonna anon with the lads reeeing you off.

>Town of 120k
>keep running into this same trans woman (she's older)
>have talked to her twice.

I keep frequenting the trans hot spots - this time planned parenthood, last time the coffee shop, the time before the LGB pride club meme, and once just on the street in the park.

I have only talked once and only because she was like just kinda around in a group discussion. She weird. Poor woman.


She sat adjacent from me, probably to scope what I'm doing - I sat in the far corner, as to not get scopes. The trans dude at the desk still looks super lesbian said he's been on T for 2 years. Seems dubious. He's covered in female lesbian power tattoos and flowers on his neck. Poor guy literally has female power on his wrist like the fist inside the female symbol. That's my gripe against LGB community. They induct people and make them think they're just prideful when really they're suffering from a medical condition. It's kinda sad. Feminism is a hell of a drug.

>>8341902
bump my thread faggot

>>8341902
it's /r9k/, not wizchan

the thirst is real on there, cartman

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>>8341900
nope, for a variety of reasons i wont get into

anyway im graduating and about to move 2000 miles away, not going to cut hair again for a long time.

thankfully i still pass with short hair

>>8341889
>>8341902
cisgen mam is trans
she just has cis looking boobs

>>8341907
Im not gonna bump roasties unless the thread takes off in which case the only thing to do is derail it.
>>8341908
Wizchan is basically robots who gave up completely, as well as abandoned hope.

>>8341896
Faye is actually written by one of the producer's sons, which is why she's of so poor quality and her story arcs keep repeating over and over again (often with exactly the same dialogue).

We would have fired the writer that created her character a long time ago otherwise.

>>8341914
>roasties
But i have a penis

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i dont want to do anything

>>8341896
I heard Sarah helps write it and drakeposter is the executive producer

>>8341914
>Wizchan is basically robots who gave up completely, as well as abandoned hope.
yeah, but the main difference is that /r9k/ is >tfw no gf, and they love their roasties and trannies there, whereas no one wizchan wants a gf and women are not discussed in any sexual or romantic way

i wish it could be explained why people love traps and trannies in those sorts of places so much though, or why a 5/10 cis woman becomes an 8/10 if she has a dick

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>tfw no robot bf to call me a roastie and treat me like shit
pls lord

>>8341916
it kinda feels like the CNT arc was cut short too early and the show has been struggling finding a main antagonist since then

this "pandora" character only really works as a filler villain

>>8341923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e1iO7RlbmM

>>8341919
iktf sometimes I just want to seperate my body and mind to unwind a bit

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When do I get written out of mtfg? Been waiting for awhile

So I'm just learning about water retention now..
The lowest number that the scale reads is the correct one right?

>tfw you just made the biggest mistake of your entire life, and now people you really like hate you ;_;

>>8341923
I won a song writing contest I entered as a joke with the lyrics of

Please Lord (C - A)
Luh-hord Jezus... (A D E# A)
gimmie a Bay-Bay... (D D D A A)
luh-hord Jesus gib me uh Bay-Bay!! (A A C C A D E C)

I entered as Tameka Brown and couldn't cliam the 75 gift card dollar prize. It was supposed to be a soulful like black church song lmfao

>>8341931
You getting into grad school is their way of getting you off the show without anything tragic happened because you are a fan favorite. But they still expect you to have cameos

>>8341931
wait for the season finale

>>8341931
you're one of the main characters

you don't get written out until the show ends

>>8341931
never you are like one of the few interesting people who come here often enough

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>>8341918
If you have opted to be a girl you follow the same rules and standards practiced against any roastie on r9k.
Unless tits or ass are provided, then you can state your business for your visit.
>>8341922
>yeah, but the main difference is that /r9k/ is >tfw no gf, and they love their roasties and trannies there
Having orbiters doesnt mean the board likes roasties or transgirls, theres always gonna be thirsty anons who think with their dicks. And if you ever browse a roastie/transthread on r9k its always a shitshow.
>i wish it could be explained why people love traps and trannies in those sorts of places so much though, or why a 5/10 cis woman becomes an 8/10 if she has a dick
Its not that hard to imagine or figure out.

>>8341931
You're too invaluable to /mtfg/, so you pretty much have plot armour against anything that might happen.

Plus, we make a lot of money from the sale of Elanna-themed merchandise.

>>8341943
>If you have opted to be a gir
http://vocaroo.com/i/s058NNL9kScW

does bean still post here? I'm basing homeless rn and was wondering.how he managed it

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>>8341939
My arc started around the time that mtfg was starting to get stale though, I cant be a main character. I'm the Fonzie of mtfg

>>8341941
Oh dear

>>8341936
This sounds great actually way to go writers.

>>8341944
Surely the market of plush second buttholes is saturated though

>>8341935
ghost man, gimme a bay-bay
>>8341927
i stoppedd listening half way bc u R WEIRD AND I KNOW U ARE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WEIRD AND INAPPROPRIATE fight me rn

I just realised I've never duplicated a key in my entire life.

Anyway I had two copies of my houses keys and lost one and this makes me paranoid I might lock myself out if I lose this other copy.

Do you just like go to a locksmith place and go "yo copy this key for me".

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Elanna
More like
EWWlanna

grocie cuck btfo

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hi /mtfg/

>>8341947
Kek, you sure know how to make a 180 degree turn with your vocal cords. And watch your mouth missy before it gets stuffed and washed out.

>>8341956
yeah. i think walmart does it in the auto department. ts only like five bucks

>>8341956
yes

>>8341956
>Do you just like go to a locksmith place and go "yo copy this key for me".
yes, although they often won't copy certain keys (like keys that go to a communal building)

you can usually get keycutting done at a dry-cleaners

which other /mtfg/ characters have plot armor?

>>8341951
>I'm the Fonzie of mtfg
jump your motorbike over a shark

>>8341909
I'd have liked to hear about the school.

>>8341952
no actually i said you were a faggot roastie who deserves to be treated like shit. Just like you wanted

>>8341959
make me

>>8341960
i live in bongland

i think there's a keys place down the street near where i live, i'll go check it out

>>8341951
what about rubber second buttholes? it seems like there is always more demand for that

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>>8341957
Yo ur strawberries got shorted today
Git rekt produce

>>8341965
I quit drugs, it's basically the same

>>8341970
Hot, I'd buy it

>>8341931
when you get too busy with grad work to post here anymore

>>8341948
What would you like advice on? I can't just drop tons or knowledge scattered. My number one advice is get the fuck to somewhere safe as soon as possible. This means friends of friends, suburban garages, abandoned houses in the suburbs (don't stay long and try to get access like you have now to Internet). Don't travel far for work, don't fall of Craigslist stuff, don't do sex stuff, don't trust anyone who looks shady. It's not easy and it fucking god damn sucks ass.
Half way houses, shelters, women's shelters that accept trans, missions and churches, even cop stations if you're really desperate can help.

Janitorial work and wear house work with a fake permanent address can really help. Theft is not unacceptable as long as you don't stick in the town for long and only hit grocery stores (pretend to use self check out). Keep. Your. Phone. Charged and on.

Welfare and disability aren't terrible options but they're not immediate and paper work is a bitch so is getting to their locations to apply for social services, often because busses ain't free and they're in sketchy center town locations.

Dumpsters are a shitty option but yeah... They're a thing - don't count on it, but check for markings like spray paint on the back to know if it's a friendly bum spot (especially in traveler "friendly" areas like Denver Colorado etc). Hop trains in groups only and always assume you don't have enough supplies.

Get a bank account if you don't have one with a national branch a credit card is huge even with a limit you can run debt now and say fuck it - your health and safety is first priority.


Above all, be aware of your surroundings, and water. Make sure you can be dry. Sleep in the day if you have to. Don't move much at night. Being homeless really shows how much TIME we as humans live for. It's not easy and I'm sorry I can't offer more.

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>>8341967
weird n inappropriate i'll beat u up

t-treat me like shit p-pls

>>8341972
the only problem is they break easily so I won't buy one again

>>8341977
>t-treat me like shit p-pls
girl or guy voice

i dont have a character arc im basically an extra

sertii is probably a more relevant character than me actually

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>>8341972

>>8341972
Jokes on you, everything always gets shorted. Not my problem. Now I'm sure someone needs your help finding baked beans :+]

what if elanna's "coworker" is actually just elanna having some sort of fight-club tier psychological split and now she thinks she's two different people

i mean, think about it: it's weird enough that they happened to find each other on 4chan, but they're also pretty similar people who have a clear attraction to each other and should probably date (i'm not saying anything, i'm just saying), and it's fishy how we've arrived at this point

>>8341985
is /mtfg/ actually just project mayhem

>>8341980
grill

>>8341988
ok do u want me to refer to you as a girl or a guy

>>8341975
Yeah right now I'm camping with two others but we have to find somewhere else to stay after this weekend

I applied at a local gorcery store and I'm just waiting on the background check to go through

My main concern is what to do until the first paycheck comes through

And I'm not really in a homeless-friendly place (middle tennessee like an hour from nashville)

>>8341985
Actually I'm her shitposting AI she built in a drug fueled bender

>>8341991
see, this is EXACTLY the sort of thing elanna would say

the smart man doubts not his eyes; the wise man not his gut

>>8341844
I just want to talk for a while, would you like to have a small conversation?

>>8341923
Be my gf already dumb roastie

>>8341989
grill

>>8341999
angerey i dont feel like i could b gf
>>8341996
i would, but im actually kind of tired and may take a nap in a minute

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Forwarding this for cistits, i think shes on too many drugs rn.

>>8342000
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t4PkjqO4cx

>>8341985
I'm writing about a transexual cyborg girl who used to be a puppet master during world War 3, using cybernetic brain hacked enemy soldiers to fight in combat because she was a febel body. After the war, her corpse puppet takes her hostage and holds her as a slave and makes her obey him. They are the same brain and soul, but split by body. His cybernetic virus makes her believe he is the host body and the original and so she remains loyal as his cybernetic false-memory crafter for his hacking exploits to inject.

Both of them are musicians because at their core, they opperate like electrons around the same nucleus (an auxiliary brain net server) soul.

She wears oversized TV screen goggles and hides in virtual reality and projects picto grams and memes on her goggles to avoid human interaction. The other cyborg hides beneath a mask to hide the fact his face doesn't fit what he remembers and is badly damaged by a war scar (acid cloud burns that also destroy his throat). He gets high on tryptamine and beats poor Kandichan the peace cyborg of peace for disobeying and root level accesses her brain and forces her into a power down cycle that makes her terribly depressed like being locked in a dark closet sensory deprivation chamber.

The year is 20xx and everyone mains star fox to TAS perfection.

>>8342005
i did break nim tho. like holy shit what have i done.

>>8342010
what did you do?

>>8342006
im scare to click

>>8342013
Idk i think shes so far past the worrying stage that shes delusional.

>>8342010
Yeah but you made your post on the wrong board lel. What did you do tho.

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>>8342010
What did you do to Nim?

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER, YOU MONSTER? DID BURCH SEND YOU?

>>8342004
>i would, but im actually kind of tired and may take a nap in a minute
Leave me some contact and we can talk when you're not tired then :^)

>>8342018
I cant talk about private convos. All i can tell you is that shes not acting like herself.

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>>8342021

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does this mean my voice is passable?

>>8342024
then why bring it up in the first place, ya dingus

this is like when someone makes a facebook post saying "OMG! Can't believe it!" and then when someone asks what's up, they say "nvm, it's private"

>>8342033
Where did you test that
>>8342035
it was mostly a joke shes just acting a lil strange from the heat.

nicole is a fucking badass desu

>>8342024
>tfw never hanging out with any trips ever

>>8342033
does it only test pitch? cause no.

do ur butt exercises

>>8342047
>it was mostly a joke shes just acting a lil strange from the heat.
she does tend to get a little strange when she's in heat.

>>8342059
im up to 65 squats today xD

>>8342062
you shouldn't do many repititions, but few with a lot of weight

>>8341985
Delet this

>>8342062
nice. just ran 1.25miles on an incline. gonna do some side leg lifts

>>8342062
then you have plateaud on butt gains from bodyweight squats, you're just doing endurance excercise now.

>>8342070
no im doing wider squats for my thighs

>>8342074
you're not gonna get much gains from 65 reps of anything.

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>trying to deny I want to be a woman be like

>>8342077
no this isnt gains i already have thighs im trying to slim them down just a bit since they almost started rubbing together the other day and i got worried. I fell for the thiccc meme.

does anyone have any recommendations for a vibrator that can be used both for the butt and like, nipples or gt?

>>8342085
mine rub together all the time, is that a strange thing ?

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>>8342085
you're trying to get smaller thighs by doing squats? did you hit your head or something?

>>8342088
do squats where your legs are wider than your shoulders if you dont want them to rub.

>>8342087
almost any vibrator except the magic wand probably

>>8342085
how would squats make your thighs smaller? you do know you can't actually burn fat from a specific area by doing excercises with that bodypart? It's a total myth

>>8342090
I feel it in my thighs every time i do squats. How else am i supposed to lose weight right there. i already starve myslf.

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>DJ Dan playing a 3 hour set on Saturday night
>work at 6 AM the next day
Should iiiiii?

>>8342101
who is DJ Dan ?

>>8342101
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZC99Lwam2m

>>8342099
you can't lose weight in a specific part of your body by exercising it - in fact, it does the exact opposite, as exercising those muscles makes them bigger

you lose weight by not eating, chubby

>>8342095
what.

>>8342103
I can't listen to vocaroos I'm at work
;_;

>>8342102
Reasonably big name house DJ although I'm fairly sure he is a lot less popular now than he used to be

>>8342085
thicc thighs are good though.

>>8342047
https://voice-primaryobjects.rhcloud.com/

>>8342055
no

>>8342102
One of 7 alter egos Lannü has.

>>8342109
it says do it faggot. and i mean that in the nicest way i love u bb go have fun.

>>8342112
b-b-b-b-ut i want a thigh gap again

good trans history podcast
https://player.fm/series/one-from-the-vaults
>>8342118
get a bagina or tuck really hard

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>>8342115
i'd love to hear a set made by her
>>8342118
why not both

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>>8342118
Ohh it's going to be a rough day after
I suppose it matters a lot less how productive I am when i stand a good chance of quitting in 3 weeks

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>>8342113
Shiggity

>>8342125
>>8342122
She used to stream this last winter but became a lazy cunt since trees started getting leaves again

>>8342121
>tfw you tuck hard and one ball accidently goes back to where it came from

>>8342129
No I became -depressed-
I should probably steam again at some point

>>8342125
Well dont stay for the whole thing then. But you got into grad school dammit go celebrate a little.

>>8342133
I miss hearing your voice tbqdesuh
Id subscribe to you doing likeinterview podcasts or something

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Do you think people will listen to recordings of your voice 400-500 years in the future and make fun of how you sound?

Imagine how funny people from 500 years ago would sound if we could listen to them. I don't want people from the future to bully me.

>>8342133
If you stream again i would be your biggest fan :0 Do you have ddj's?

>>8342132
i have to get in and out of a car tons of times a day and the anxiety of if im still tucked well is overwhelming

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Is this good

>>8342140
Jeans with thick denim boost confidence.
Even if youre a little untucked, it wont poke out too bad.
Esp once your balls are cashew sized

>>8342142
what damn site is this

>>8342134
I am more robot than human
Also it will be the first time I've been to a show sober in like 8 years

>>8342138
I have some technics sl1200mk2s, an ecler nuo 5 and a Rane SL2
Wew

>>8342148
>Also it will be the first time I've been to a show sober in like 8 years
yeah, but will you leave the show sober, that's the thing

>>8342144
im required to wear khakis and a black shirt. its not terrible but feels like a fashion nightmare a lot.

the balls are never the hard part its literally always the dong and i dont know what you people are doing wrong with those things

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thoughts? thinking of buying a pair

>>8342144
i mostly wear leggings :D

>>8342148
>technics sl1200mk2s, an ecler nuo 5 and a Rane SL2
Not bad at all. All i have from technicas are my headphones but they are pretty good. I used to have actual dj phones with like the one ear that protracts but the wire got loose in the good ear and idk how to fix that kind of stuff.

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>tfw finally cooled down to 60s and low 70s all day
Wew not having AC is an adjustment
>>8342137
I'm sure they will, but we'll either all be dead or cyborg people who can change our voice modules at will so we'll all laugh about it too
>>8342133
DJ Elann was super comfy desu

>>8342151
most likely won't look anything like the pics, especially for that price

>>8342151
i refuse to believe anything on the site actually fits and looks good irl

>>8342159
https://voice-primaryobjects.rhcloud.com/

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what's the hap trantrans

>>8342152
Umm... Leggings are too stretchy to hide gts
>>8342150
2 pairs of undaroos.
Idk.
Thats shitty about the pants tho.
That light color must suck.
Jcpenny sells nice womens cotton work pants
Boot cut and a strong, stiff crotch

Need a bit of help!
I want better skin. My legs have a lot of ingrown hairs and they're pretty itchy for a few days after shaving. I usually shave and exfoliate (with like a glove thing) my legs and arms 1-2 times a week. I should probably use a moisturiser too after I shave right? Does someone know a good moisturiser that dries quickly and doesn't leave my skin sticky? Oh and should I use moisturiser every time I shower? Should I exfoliate my legs/arms more often or is 1-2 times a week enough? Also I use a men's razor because living with family. But I decided to order a proper razor from amazon. What's a good razor to shave body? Something that will help with ingrown hairs maybe?

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>>8342159
>>8342160
I've had good experience with them so far and this particular product has a customer pic of them

im leaning towards buying it since I love. the leather look

>>8342167
nm just shopping in wish

>>8342168
i'm good at tucking, i wore bikinis before too
sometimes i wear longtops over the leggings for extra security

offering free massages.
>only 50/50 chance of rape

>>8342175
>i wore bikinis before too
im fucking jealous. I cant wear anything but boyshort panties because stupid thing is too big and tucking makes my balls hurt like nothing else.

>>8342173
those pvc leggings fit pretty strange though, so be prepared they probably won't fit

>>8342175
As have i,
But one wrong move and the anaconda can out you

>>8342167
gotta go fast
>>8342173
eh

>>8342173

whoa
shiny

>>8342183
it's never the dick that pops up, it's always the balls

>>8342180
well i ordered a XXXL so I should be alright

>>8342167
hey tambourine, what's shaking?

(you are shaking because you're a tambourine and that's what they do btw)

>>8342178
I like those odds
>>8342167
Nothing much here
How's it hanging

>>8342150
Ive worn these for the past 1.5 years.
They're really nice at concealing..
Thwyd be worth just trying on.
The thighs are much tighter irl, too
Snug in the butt/thighs... Looser around your shoes

How long is too long of a fast?

>>8342186

how fast are we talking
like 16ths at 180 fast

>>8342192
Goddamnit
http://m.jcpenney.com/p/arizona-schoolgirl-bootcut-pants-juniors/pp500970071?pTmplType=regular&Ntt=&Ns=featured&N=&page=1

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>>8342161
This thing has low standards

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>>8342190

haha this one's good, I like it.
clever girl

>>8342191

I have a cold u.u I'm also thinking about a cute boy

>>8342197
those don't look too good imo ...
sry

>>8342207
>haha this one's good, I like it.
unfortunately, i ran out of lewd tambourine-related puns

>>8342199
or just that trannies have really high ones.

>>8342199
your voice isn't too bad though

>>8342194
40 days and 40 nights, even jesus wouldn't go for longer than that

>>8342213
ok so i can go like 18 hours then?

>>8342208
They look waaay different irl.
Theyre great work pants for cheap
I have 2 pairs
That model must have pipe cleaners for legs

>>8342218
yes

ramadan doesn't start until tomorrow though

>>8342209

That's not unfortunate, it's wholesome.

>>8342172
bump

>>8342191
>I like those odds
well im serious, you want to proceed with this arrangement?
i'm willing to show you pictures of proof that im not a neckbeard

>>8342223
fuck im not a mudslime i just want to train my body to be ok with not eating all the time so that i can lose a bit of weight.

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>>8342212
S-stupid beta boy voice of mine
No wonder other guys kept thinking I was gay in repression


>>8342211
Oh.

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>>8342222
i wear a pair of these
i like them, they're comfy and look good

>>8342232
>mudslime
tfw the only muslim on this thread, i think im lost.how did i end up here from /pol/ anyway.

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>Not housebreaking your bf into an obedient puppy
When will you little girls grow up and become women?

>>8342224
you have no right to be talking about what's wholesome when you're thinking about boys

wholesome, more like whoresome