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marrying /pol/ and adopting white babies edition

• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

previous >>8341622
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awoooo
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>>8343033
awoooo
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>>8343037
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>>8343037
>4chan was literally founded by 15 year old moot as a copy of 2channel to talk about and discuss anime
>most of the boards are anime related
>most of the culture is anime related

>goes on 4chan
>hates anime
Reddit is calling you
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>>8343048
>most of the boards are anime related
Holy shit you're dumb as fuck
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>>8343050
Maybe there are a lot more normie boards now but when it started it was pretty much ALL weebshit.

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Complete_History_of_4chan
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>>8343050
4chan started off as an ADTRW offsite you fucking newbie. Go back to r/the_donald or whatever shithole you crawled out of.
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Repost from other thread.

>>8342941 #
That's a pretty sweet development. I didn't really know what to make of online relationships until I found myself in one. It's been extremely rewarding. Glad y'all have hit things off so well.

>>8342968 #
Well, poly certainly has its downsides, and the reality is that heartbreak becomes exponentially more likely the more partners you get, so it's always a game of balance and preparing yourself for difficult situations. I've had to learn quite a lot about patience and how to argue without getting horribly angry, and compromising like a motherfucker.

That said, there have been lots of benefits. I love both of them more than anything, myself included, and being with people who make me feel like everything about me is okay is a very comforting thing, and a hell of a turn around from my mentally and physically abusive ex. My bf and I still plan to get hitched at some point, and my gf wants to be there for the wedding. I feel connected just about everywhere I go, and I won't give up on that. I just have to hope that no one else gives up on it either.
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>>8343061
Bitter hon is bitter
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>>8343068
>be 2 month old channer straight from reddit
>get btfo
>y-you're a hon!
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>>8343058
If the boards were more for anime, then the board topics would reflect as such; however, they don't.
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hi im a bitter hon
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>>8343068
Calling her a hon doesnt change the fact that shes right.
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>>8343050
We're all weebs here you fucktarded cuntnugget.
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barely 10 post and this thread is already salty
Sad!
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>>8343071
Hon don't sell yourself short.
Why don't you post your pic again :^)
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>>8343072
>plus yuri ecchi and yaoi
What did he mean by this
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The quality of man injecting estrogen into themselves in this thread has really gone down hill
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>>8343080
I'm not.
I find anime to be boring
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>>8343080
most of the time i hide my powerlevel, but then again i have a evangelion tattoo
so i'm probably a weeb too
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>>8343082
I'm not sure what this has to do with the fact you're having a weird meltdown about anime and getting mad about the fact a site created by a weeb for weeb purposes is full of weebs.
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>>8343094
>have a evangelion tattoo
oooh any pics?
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>>8343089
Those boards still don't put number the non-anime boards
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>>8343096
See >>8343072

Non-Anime boards outrank anime boards here by over 60%
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>>8343100
Normie boards outnumber otaku boards only recently and if u werent a newfag or just looked at the history i linked you then you would know that. 4chan is 13 years old
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>>8343094
>having tattoos
Absolute trash
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>>8343091
>inb4 you've seen one thing ever and never bothered to try anything else
>>8343094
Probably, yeah.
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It's almost like they're hiding their male upbringing and hon faces with cute 2d girls substituting for their personalities
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>>8343098
sure
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>>8343090
thats just u tho
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>>8343094
I feel like I'm not a weeb but then i spend 10 hours a week learning japanese and I just got back from an anime con
So I'm probably a weeb
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>>8343111
I've watched over 15 anime series and find each one to be very boring.
I like reality over fiction
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>>8343109
body art is human nature, only recently people started neglecting their roots
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>>8343113
wow thats really cool. Is it on your back?
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>>8343112
but you self-identify as a man and you're also a pedophile
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>>8343118
What's the point of learning another language unless you plan on moving there
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>>8343112
It's almost like you're too cowardly to identify as a girl and act as such.
>>8343120
>I like reality over fiction
Oh so you're one of *those* autists.
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>>8343124
no, on my stomach
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>>8343120
>I've watched over 15 anime series and find each one to be very boring.
>i watched 15 anime series
>found them all boring
>watched 15
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Why is Nicole so cringy?
What is he trying to accomplish?
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>>8343131
cuuuuuute
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>>8343126
"""""""""""""""""Fun""""""""""""""""""
and reading manga that hasn't been translated yet
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>>8343129
>you're an autists because you don't like fantasy.
Sorry I'm not immature.

>>8343132
I have.
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>>8343050
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>>8343131
I'd never get a tattoo desu. It'd be like the awkwardness of getting a haircut, but for hours. God, sounds horrible.
>>8343132
anime is terrible accept it u pleb >:^((((
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>>8343138
Ok list the animes you have watched. If you link all moeshit im going to laugh so had
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>>8343120
>I like reality over fiction
Soulless dullard core
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>>8343138
Literally every well functioning human likes fantasies of *some* sort.
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>>8343140
getting a haircut isn't that awkward
and getting a tattoo isn't either
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>>8343112
what would you know about femininity
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>>8343141
FMA
Cowboy bebop
Ghost in the shell (1995)
Code Geass
Dragon ball
Steins:gate
Detective Conan
Akame Ga kill
Claymore
Black lagoon
High school of the dead
Fruits basket
Spice and wolf
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>>8343112
Dude can you go count ur piles of money you're scaring the women
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>tfw really REALLY want srs

if i move to Portland will medical insurance cover the costs of the surgery?
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reeeeeeeee it's too hot too sleep!
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>>8343125
I don't though, you just call me one because you don't respect women or trans folks
>>8343131
Wait I didn't know you were that uwu;
>>8343129
https://clyp.it/lqq5tfbk
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>>8343147
No
My parents hate it.
We enjoy biographies and history
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>>8343135
i'm george soros
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>>8343154
Did you watch FMA brotherhood?
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>>8343167
Yes and I found both to be terrible
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>>8343154
>Ghost in the shell (1995)
what the fuck
you saw gits and didn't like it
i can kinda understand the rest in a way (even though fma and sg are good too, but that's personal preference)
but gits is literally the best
even inspired lots of western producers and stuff
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>>8343154
One of these is objectively good, but generally these are pretty trash
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>>8343168
Ok now at this point i know you are trolling if yo watched ghost in the shell as well as FMA brotherhood and say u didnt like them. you got me.
>>8343172
this
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I ate all the fries alone

I can feel my arteries clogging up
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i like serial experiments lain
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>>8343178
I didn't find either of their stories to be interesting
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>>8343154
>none of those entertained you
Okay I was memeing when I called you an autist before, but maybe you should, y'know, get yourself checked.
>>8343162
>says he doesn't identify as a man
>posts a voice clip in which he identifies as a man
>>8343163
Oh, so you're a *purebred* autist then.
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>>8343172
Gits is pretty terrible as a modern movie for most of the American audience, they want comedy and easy to follow arks, and for shows they want death and interpersonal intrigue.
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>>8343181
https://www.autismspeaks.org/
Get yourself diagnosed
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are we posting these
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>>8343162
>https://clyp.it/lqq5tfbk
faye is proof of AGP
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>>8343137
a few years ago i was trying a bit to learn also mostly for manga and stuff but i lost motivation. at least i can read all the kana sfx tho i guess
>>8343179
nice getting thicc
>>8343180
i do also
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say no to anime
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>>8343183
>irony
Autism does make it hard to deduce
>>8343174
The good one is cowboy bebop
>>8343183
>he
Well now you know why you aren't openly accepted by society, even we can't stop being hateful bigots to each other
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>>8343187
5/9
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Anime brainwashes young boys into wanting to be girls

Boycott anime today
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>>8343190
Let's take objectively shitty shows and expound on how great they are just because of the fact their are animated
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>>8343148
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hair stylists are some of the most autistic bitches ever holy shit I hate them DIE REEE. I literally showed this ho where I wanted my hair cut(my shoulders), but she gives me a bob cut. jesus christ.

They're not awkward, I just don't like talking. As I've said here before, I'm nearly mute irl so getting my hair cut is not my thing when hair stylists can't just do their job instead of being autistic.

but that hair stylist that messed up my hair was trying to talk to me about makeup like I would have any idea about that. The hair cut was actually kind of cute on me but I got it all cut off.

I'd only imagine a tattoo is a longer version of a haircut with the small talk ft. pain
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>>8343191
you don't know the first thing about irony
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>>8343172
Gits is a cinematographic masterwork, even if you just ignore the brilliant animation the direction makes it a goat movie. It's just contrarian or stupid to dislike it
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>>8343195
>grew up watching .hack//sign on adult swim
>one of the boys is secretly a girl
>now im a tranny
COINCIDENCE?
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>>8343180
The best show I've ever seen, hands down, and I keep rewatching it and finding new things to love about it. And this has been going strong since I was fourteen or so.

>>8343195
Haku taught me that boys could be girls.
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>was going to buy weed from my friend
>he smoked it all before I could

God damn it I just want to try getting high again!
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>>8343195
anime made me a fag desu even though i remember having these thoughts at least 2 years before i had ever watched any
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>Imitation crab meat on a wonderbread hot dog bun with mayo
Mm, tastes like depression
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>>8343183
>>8343185
>wahhhh you don't like fantasy
Do you this to anyone who has different tastes than you?
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>>8343201
inb4 reddit spacing ok i go to reddit sometimes
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>>8343090
omg what is this? gimme
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>>8343208
stop eating garbage
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>>8343209
Aside from people related to you, how many people do you know don't like fantasy *and* aren't literally, diagnosed by doctors, autistic?
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>>8343202
I find rampant SJWs that are antilgbt bigots ironic
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>>8343208
elanna no
what do you think of this sushi i made today
i need your approval and praise because im quite proud of it
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>>8343216
I know plenty of people who aren't into fantasy. That doesn't mean they are autistic.
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>>8343208
Stop leaving the baler full you fuck
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>>8343208
>is a perfect waifu other than her food tastes
Such a shame. Such a waste
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R05s8PbkXQ4


I miss him so much
I had such a future
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>>8343208
i had risotto with chicken, peas and corn
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*licks you*
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>>8343208
Depression is a lukewarm hotdog from those $0.99 packs on cheap Wal-Mart white bread
Or a bowl of uncooked ramen with the flavor packet poured over it
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>>8343218
Cherry tomatoes might be a bit overpowering in taste but would eat
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>>8343218
>grape tomato in sushi
what the FUCK
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>>8343213
Fuck youuu it's my diabetes

>>8343218
Oh fuck that looks amazing
What's in it?

>>8343222
But I usually cook ;_;

>>8343221
Not trained, can't help, sorry :^)
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who else thinks that faye is likely to convert to islam when he detransitions and then either join isis or become a suicide bomber
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>>8343223
Grow up
This is your fate now.
Either grow up and accept that you're a girl or go back to repressing
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>>8343228
This taste...its of a liar
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>>8343217
someday mankind will evolve beyond "jokes" and i'll be allowed to paint big ugly dicks all over my house without suffering derisive laughter
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>>8343236
>But I usually cook ;_;
Sorry it was a joke im just really picky when it comes to food.
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>>8343230
>>8343234
my sister didnt want to eat fish so i just threw in cherry tomatoes for her
dont bully please
>>8343236
shurimi and these weird fish stick type things
i couldn't find any smoked salmon or unagi ;-;
the rest is a mix of avocado, cucumber and cream cheese.
Also cherry tomatoes for a roll i made for my sister but this triggers people apparently
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am i thicc yet? ;~; 200lbs do i need more?
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>>8343238
I don't want news stations on here thinking we breed terrorists though
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>>8343247
it probably tastes fine desu but maybe the bigger tomatoes would be better
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>>8343226
Looks delish

>>8343243
Branch oouut

>>8343238
"We are sorry, you are overqualified for the position of suicide bomber, we have gone with another candidate"

>>8343247
I approve
Excellent presentation as well

>>8343229
True words
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>>8343236
>Not trained
It's like tieing a ribbon come on now it's not hard
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>>8343208
what the FUCK. thats it elanna I'm driving to leaf land right NOW to put an end to you and these food atrocities
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>>8343252
>Looks delish
sounds ironic
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its cool to have a girlfriend who can make sushi for me but its also cool that my entire diet is mayonnaise and i just tell her i cook all this stuff so she thinks im normal
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>>8343252
>Branch oouut
Make foods for me then . I have neophobia when it comes to food.
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>>8343228
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>>8343253
N-no I'm not comfortable around the big bales, I need a big strong man to make the bales for me
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>>8343218
omg gimme! I'm so hungry

>>8343226
Omg I'm so hungry and stuck inmy car in traffic! stop posting foods!

>>8343238
your mom
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>>8343228
are u my cat
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>>8343257
It wasn't

>>8343255
Can't I just slap something on a bun and go to bed tho? I'm sleepy ;_;

>>8343261
I dare you to go for tapas
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>>8343253
>>8343265
when are you two going to bone down?
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>>8343265
>I need a big strong man to make the bales for me
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>>8343251
true but i didnt have those :(
>>8343252
I tried doing the dragon roll thing but the pieces kinda fell apart.
I need a sharper knife to cut these things and find a way to make uramaki style sushi fall apart less. I think i need different sized nori sheets for this but idk where to get them :/
>>8343260
ya honestly i wanna hone my art and make really good sushi for you
need to find an asian shop so i can get good quality fish and ingredients too
might get into tempura friend stuff or whatever
>>8343267
:3
we didnt manage to eat all of them it was somuch lol
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is it normal to eat an entire jar of black olives like a fucking stupid animal
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>>8343271
oh, ok
it was pretty good too :)
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>>8343272
You know there's like a 6 year age gap right?
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>>8343248
i guess I'm not thicc :(
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>>8343208
I-I like imitation crab meat better than real crab meat
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>>8343279
You can call him daddy
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>>8343279
and?
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>>8343285
Age gap is the other way
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>>8343271
okay just this once but you're on thin ice and I'm watching you
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>>8343276
no the green ones taste better
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>>>/soc/25286190

>>>/soc/25286190

>>>/soc/25286190
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is it normal to eat nothing but fast food everyday while you feel your body dying from the inside
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>>8343279
once she starts transition you can be her mommy okay
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>>8343292
i disagree very strongly

every time i try green olives i dont like them

it feels like they absorb far too much of the salt in the brine
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>>8343289
you can call her mommy
how old is elanna anyway
divide her age by 2 and add 7 and if that number is less than your age she is golden
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>>8343295
why do you keep posting stuff from across boards are you that hungry for drama?
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>>8343298
How can you afford that is the real question
But iktf
>>8343276
>olives
Several layers of disgust
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>>8343289
She could still call him daddy!
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>>8343300
that's what makes them taste so good though
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>>8343279
half your age+7
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>>8343305
>not liking olives
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>>8343304
>>8343295

>>>>/soc/25286190
Lmao you go on soc
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>>8343313
lmao you are going to be a jihadist
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>>8343276
for a Chilean, it is
:p
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>>8343313
of course it would be this childish catty gay man behind it. dude you are pathetic
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>>8343317

I don't drop trip loser
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>>8343313
mfw going to /soc/
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>>8343295
Who cares lmao
I post on the shut-in thread every once in a while
I don't blame anyone for trying to find trans people outside of /mtfg/ to talk to
>>8343312
I feel like a bad person desu, I really dislike muffuletta because of the olives
But they just taste so bad to me. I can already barely tolerate avocado which makes eating nice food in California difficult
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>>8343323
except for all the times you do
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>>8343311
Violates half plus seven

>>8343302
I am about to turn 26
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>>8343326
you dont li avacado either?? I'm dying
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>>8343330
>Violates half plus seven
then its too much and u should stay away.
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>>8343313
why aren't you posting pictures of your food on your made-up dates or angled selfies?
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>>8343330
if he is six years younger than you that means he is 20
26/2 is 13 + 7 is 20
you're fine to fugg him
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>>8343269
Yes.
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>>8343240
HEY stop sounding like my best friend on fb

How do I grow up
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>>8343334
;__;
It just tastes so weird
Like I can stand it if it's hidden well in stuff or there's a bunch of other flavors to balance it out but like on a salad or something I kinda gag trying to eat it
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>>8343337
I said I am about to turn 26
He's 19
Christ I'm still not comfortable with borderline cases I want to date someone around the same age anyways.
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>>8343335
19 and it gives 19.5
She'd be robbing the cradle, sick bitch
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>>8343352
Elanna if you dont feel comfortable with an age gap its fine. Dont let other people pressure you into it.
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>mfw rn
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every time
every fucking time man, it gets to me so totally
San Junipero is one of the best pieces of sci-fi I've seen made this side of 2000 and imho one of the best LGBT love stories of all time
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half plus seven is actually a good rule of thumb in my experience

also besides it being weird dating somebody that much younger than you is just... you're in totally different life stages you know
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>tfw you find out that it's common for people in england to drink hot water by itself
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>>8343371
wait

WHAT
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>>8343359
>>8343369
i don't think anyone is seriously saying she should date him..
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>>8343359
NO THEY SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE LOTS OF BABIES
NEXT YEAR IT WONT EVEN MATTER
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>>8343323
You're the trip that does it the most lel
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>>8343324
Mfw visiting a cis friends house
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There's nothing wrong with an age gap
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>>8343371
so, did you have sex with that girl?
did you picture a boy having sex with you instead?
>>
also what a nice group of people!

we played a bunch of board games and i won my first ever game of settlers of catan!

also the chick that was my teammate had a low cut shirt and her bra and cleavage kept getting shown to me

she must've been pretty inattentive to not lift up her shirt! but i was a gentlemen and my eyes never left her face when talking to her :)
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>>8343384
>i was a gentlemen
you're not a boy tho
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>>8343384
you cant be a gentleman you dummy

youre a girl
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>>8343384
settlers of catan is pretty fun. also she probably sensed you are actually a girl and wasn't concerned
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>>8343381
Shut up pedo

>>8343359
Also I don't date repressing trannies :^^^^)
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>>8343391
>Also I don't date repressing trannies :^^^^)
glad we've cleared up the issue is the repression and that you would, indeed, date a tranny, if they were not repressing.
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>>8343391
yeah, don't let others pressure you into something
you know what, you should date (and marry) me so i can get canadian citizenship (or a visa at least) :P
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>tfw mom walked into my room while I had /mtfg/ open
>tfw the most visible content was from grinch poster talking about sniffing man poo and doing heroin
Great now my mom probably thinks I'm insane
I'm never leaving this thread open when i leave my room ever again lmao
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>>8343397
Windows key + L silly!
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>>8343391
Where does this meme come from
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>>8343394
Why is this a point of discussion though I've already gone steady with a tranny.

>>8343395
W-wow so forward
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>>8343371
Uhhh....
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>>8343397
lmao
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>>8343389
idk how you can just sense that but okay
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>>8343391
I'm not repressing, you double lesbo
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>>8343402
>Why is this a point of discussion though I've already gone steady with a tranny.
well we can observe you're not opposed to repeating the experience :^)
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>>8343372
i-i made a joke about my sister just drinking hot water by itself when we were at a pastry shop today and she said "oh, i am"

and then people at the get together wanted hot water too
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I don't want to do my skin care routine tonight, I'M SO SLEEPY
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>>8343406
feminine intuition
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I wouldn't ever date anyone under like 23 or so

For many different reasons

Am I alone in this regard
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>>8343411
>people want me to assimilate to this culture so i can be a "good immigrant"
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>>8343402
sry if that was too much ._.
>>
Dating someone half my age doesn't make me a pedo. Technically it's ephebophilia
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>>8343411
why are british people the worst
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>>8343416
i need all my boyfriends to be daddies above the age of 35
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>ywn help a repressed coworker come to terms with her true gender identity
>ywn guide her through the turbulent early hrt stages
>ywn watch as she grows from a shy insecure girl to a grown woman
>ywn gently turn down her offer to date because you don't see her like that

man elanna gets all the fun no fair. the mtfg writers made a cool new story arc for her
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>>8343416
i think i wouldn't date anyone over a year younger than me
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>>8343416
nope
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>>8343408
Yeah, I have admitted that I would actually be pretty happy with a tranny gf
Or just a gf in general
>tfw ur more likely to daydream about gay shit than straight shit these days

>>8343407
What's a double lesbo

>>8343419
No sorry just make sure ur papers are in order
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>>8343416
Ofc you're not alone. But probably wrong
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>>8343425
You'll get your arc soon enough, we all do eventually ^^
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>>8343425
>tfw you will always watch babbytrans look better than you ever will
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>>8343432
whys that girl rubbing her face on her
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>>8343429
or
you move to germany and we could be roommates :D
that'd be soo cool
you could make extra money by being dj at one of the 100000 techno clubs
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>>8343429
>What's a double lesbo
When you're so gay you go all the way around and start being straight sometimes
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>>8343438
satanic ritual
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>>8343399
I was in the living room for a while and totally forgot it was open on my computer
;-;
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>>8343380
lmao. this is me as well
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>>8343443
>amber can you explain what straight man poo is?
>yfw
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>>8343429
>>
>>8343447
everyone knows what straight man poo is
>>
>>8343432
is this directed at me
>>
Why are my best friends better are arguing against repression than I am arguing for it?


.>:(
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>>8343442
I tried Satanism to see if I could be a girl when I was like 17.

didn't work ;~;
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>>8343452
obviously
took you long enough :p
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>>8343453
because repressing is bad and there's no good arguments for it

now take your girl pills and agree with your friends instead of arguing with them
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>>8343453
because you're kind of crazy most of the time desu
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>>8343453
they love you and see how much happier you are on hrt
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>>8343460
what are you trying to say with this image
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>>8343453
just saying this should really make you think about how stupid you're acting most of the timw
>>8343465
its an image that describes things im going to do to you
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>>8343465
are u angry at me because I made a Chilean joke?

because one of my best friends in highschool is Chilean
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>everyone ignores you
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>>8343471
ah, um, yes. I think I would actually quite like that...
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>>8343475
hi sheen
i like you
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I'm gonna kiss (You) yes (You) the one reading this post
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>>8343453
the only thing awesome about repression are repression beards and getting shitfaced drunk and waking up with strangers and being an embarrassment to yourself
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>>8343440
Oh I think I may be the opposite, I'm so straight I went back round

>>8343439
>implying i'm cool enough to get into german techno clubs to dj


>>8343449
Oh ok
It me
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>>8343474
it is very racist to imply that just because chileans are all olive eating bastards i too, am an olive eating bastard, it is tantamount to calling for genocide
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>>8343478
oh, thank
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>>8343477
obviously
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>>8343485
i've seen worse
with the right contacs (me for example) you can do it
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>>8343416
>not dating impressionable 18 year olds and ruining their lives to make them urs fovever
what are u even doing
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>>8343480
(o ///-//o)
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>>8343475
iktf but it's my fault for being boring and annoying and worthless
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>>8343495
I feel this feel on a deep level.
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>>8343461
I took them like a coward


>>8343462
It's annoying cause they ruin Spartan by telling me master chief had a human side
>mfw

>>8343463
;-; stupid happiness

>>8343471
I acknowledge I'm like a broken record. I have deep seated acceptance issues and rampant self hate of any self expression and any level of positivity is a short lived respite from the baseline resentment of the self

To a ridiculous degree. I consider smiling to be a embarrassing thing and try to suppress it and had a habit of refusing to smile for photos in the past

>>8343482
I did the shitfaced drunk thing in my room alone, I couldent grow. A proper beard :(
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>>8343495
I wish I wasnt those things
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>>8343475
i thought that image you posted was funny
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>>8343475
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>8343485
>Oh I think I may be the opposite, I'm so straight I went back round
I think thats the case for you im just explaining what double gay would mean.
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>>8343492
I cannot handle the emotional immaturity tweens have. You might be considered an adult at 18 but you're sure as hell not grown up until you're at least 22+.

Besides, I like being the impressionable one.
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>>8343512
As a barely-adult at 20, I can agree with this.
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>>8343512
>tfw 22 and not grown up


I'm really good at acting grown up in real life tho. Lying is so easy.
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>>8343512
>>8343514
Brain doesnt stop maturing till 25 plus most trannies are emotionally, sexually and romantically immature.
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>>8343432
I really need this in my life ;_;
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>>8343512
well, if you can't handle emotional immaturity, can u handle bludgeoning my parrot until it shuts the fuck up. i'll pay u $15 for it.
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>>8343425
You're a mommy now.
>>
tfw sometimes you look like a girly boy and sometimes you look like the manliest man in existence
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>>8343519
>emotionally, sexually and romantically immature.
i agree
so is here anyone who wants to date me or do i have to ask ftmg
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>>8343519
very truth
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>>8343527
come to amsterdam
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>>8343524
NOOOOOOOOO
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Idk sometimes I feel like being trans isn't even worth the trouble and maybe I'd be better off if I was just some gorgeous cis girl or something
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Oh...oh my, it feels like...it's that time of the day again...I...CAN'T...

OHSHID IT'S /mtfg/ 'o CLOCK WHERE I SHITPOST FOR GOOD LAUGHS

Reminder of top tier siSTARS****
>Cis Tits
>Maeve
>Marina
>Edie
>Puru
>Lizzy
>Elenna
>Ambiance
>Squishy
>probablu someone I forgot

COULD POSSIBLY REACH THE STARS
>Seiryu
>Nim

WILL PROBABLY NEVER MAKE IT
>the blonde commie
>Ashlee
>Shagira

WILL ABSOLUTELY NEVER MAKE IT
>Sertii and Nicole
>Faye

S T A Y O P T I M I S T I C
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>>8343525
bdd
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>>8343531
i'm in prague this weekend
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>>8343535
>autistic jibanyan poster hates me
thank god, i was worried there for a second
>>
So what are you dumb fucks going to do when net neutrality gets butchered and your ISPs block access to 4chan?
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>>8343505
Yay I'm super straight
>>8343491
Well then lets make it happen
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>>8343535
come kill my parrot
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>>8343475
we should make our own board and post pics of lasagna!

>>8343486
¡Plop!..oh wait that reminds me...

>tfw u get thin and your waist becomes more defined but you have upper body muscles and you don't shave for a couple of days and laser has done nothing to your mustache and you're growing out your hair and it looks like some 70s male hairstyle and someone stupid coworker sees you without your baggy coat and you have a fitted shirt and some idiot at the call center says you look like Pepe Cortisona and all the idiots start referring to you as "Pepe".
Lleváme contigo Jesús, no seas mierda.
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>>8343532
You're raising a baby trans.
>>
>>8343538
don't be okay
>>
>>8343553
i love that condorito is basically a fucking meme in all of latin america but thats a fucked up anecdote
>>
>>8343535
not making any list....i swear it's a meme
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>>8343546
Net "neutrality" is the bad side.
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>>8343535
>majority of postgrads bellow people like cis tits
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>>8343295
I just threw up in my mouth.
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>>8343548
i live at my grandmas house though
i mean you could probably stay here some time, but it could be uncomfortable at times
maybe we could find a good flat for 2 people though

but when you can work in retail there i'm sure you could do that here too at least
>>
>>8343561
Enjoy paying more for worse internet you moron.
Or I would say that but your parents pay for it most likely.
>>
>>8343543
>jibanyan
Is that what its name is? Shit I just like to post this image on an autistic basis.

>>8343550
No I love animals

>>8343560
wow...........it is...............could possibly be...............omg..................wow.......

>>8343565
The absolute worst cunt is here but atleast Nicole is a bit more likable because she's mexican
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>E dose upped
> $90 of new girl clothes
>rocked an interview at an awesome job

Life is pretty great some days =D
>>
>>8343559
yeah, I'm thinking that if I just ignore this shit, it'll wear off next week when we're done training and no one is allowed to speak spanish on the call center floor.
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>>8343576
shut up dork.
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>>8343568
But I don't wanna work in retail I'm gonna school to be scientist ;~;
>>8343561
Celebrate
fuck 4chan desu
>>8343535
Why does everyone misspell my name ;~;
>>
>>8343565
>liking cis tits.
not even in irony :p
>>
>>8343534
Grass is always greener
>>
>>8343576
yeah buddy but honestly who cares about the opinions of anons

as far as /mtfg/ goes you're barely people
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>>8343543
>mfw another Chilean here
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>>8343579

congratulations =3=
>>
>>8343590
You leafs will be fine. In fact once the US ISPs blockade and control the internet you're going to rule 4chan.
>>
>>8343590
your name is banana
b-a-n-a-n-a
>>
>>8343598
literally eww
>>
>>8343590
ehlaina
>>
>>8343590
well, schools around here are pretty good too, especially in sience and engineering
and canada and germany are friends so it would be easy for you to get a visa
you could even stay here for 3 months without a visa
>>
>>8343587
no u

>>8343590
I'm very sorry

Elanna*

>>8343601
Nigga the only reason people seem to tolerate you is because you are less of a cunt then your autismal pet sertii
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>>8343590
elena
>>
the only reason i'm transitioning is because i hate myself so much and just want to feel like a different person
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>you aren't a woman, you're mentally ill, seek medical psychiatric help!
>seek psychiatric help
>they tell me I'm a girl
Help, my therapist is gaslighting me!
>>
>>8343618
sertii is actually significantly nicer than i am you have no fuckin idea what you're talking about but then again your definition of "gonna make it" includes people who literally do nothing with their lives

youre basically posting a tier list without even the effort of making it in photoshop. not only are you autistic, you cant even be arsed to do it right.
>>
>>8343621
>actually thinks that transitioning will make her hate herself less
wow, I have bad news for u
>>
>>8343602
why post a pic of obama tho?
>>
>>8343637
it did do that for me though

do note: i still hate myself
>>
>>8343637
i know, nor will it really make me feel that different of a person because i'm still the same trash on the inside
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>>8343614
But I wanna git gud enough to go to MIT ;~;
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>>8343627
>I want to be the girl
>ok here's a prescription for estrogen
>NO YOURE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME BE A BOY
>>
today was a good day, i still felt a bit different than everyone else but i didn't feel like i was super awkward or ruined the mood by being myself

it would great if i could find a group of friends like that back home, but they all met through church

i almost makes me tempted to go and join a church just to meet people even though i don't believe lol, but then again the kids that are willing to work at a church are probably p strictly religious in america

i started off very bad today and im going to bed feeling good about myself, i hope you feel the same way too!

goodnight
>>
>>8343627
what is this sport and why does it give me lewd thoughts?
>>
>tfw you can't do the injection the first time and the doctor has to do it

D; failed.
>>
>>8343649
>wants group to meet friends
>is trans
>nop, definitely not a trans or lgbt group, better join a church group

really makes me think
>>
>>8343644
>>8343646

ahhh I'm sorry for being so negative. there are good and bad days and today is sort f sucking ass for me
>>
>>8343649
I'm glad things are going better for you Nim.

I was very worried about you earlier.

I hope you have a good day tomorrow too.
>>
I sent Emma a few messages on Steam and now I have an erection. What did my body mean by this?
>>
>>8343633
no you are both massive cunts to others and especially towards cis tits while you both look like the groke from fucking moomin and you are both fucking insecure so shut the fuck up and stop being so fucking autistic with your combined IQ of 88
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>>8343447
Kek
>W-well you see mom...
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>>8343652
did u even see my video?
>>
>>8343655
i'm feeling negative today too it's ok
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>>8343648
but you are a cute girl
>>
>>8343650
its called kick punchy roll around on floor
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>>8343658
oh okay you're angry at us because we argue with the person you're pathetically trying to orbit, I feel that might be a bit uh... sad? whatever floats your boat tho, not here to judge.
>>
>>8343649
okay goodnight :)
>>
>>8343648
It's a conspiracy
>>
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Yo fuck it I ain't gonna sleep at all Saturday night time to git turnt
>>
>>8343647
you should go to Technical University Munich
it's one of the best universitys for science worldwide (it has 13 nobel prize winners)
and it's free
>>
>>8343673
i don't fucking care about cis tits like that but you people seem fucking shitty towards her regardless if she is a blonkle bornaud supporter and towards other trannies "oh you don't pass? well fuck OFF you don't belong here :))))))))))))))"

you two are the absolute cruelest people in the thread and i'm expecting you two to kidnap a tranny someday once you live together and just torture her because you find it funny
>>
>>8343680
Its Thursday.
>>
>>8343680
I'd join but I'm getting fat off beer lately x.x up to 135.
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>tfw thinking about the time I sat on my friends butt and masturbated with my dick between his buttcheeks

he was so unbelievably thicc for a cis guy and it's torturing my non-existent ovaries.
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>>8343687
Yeah but I gotta buy tickets now
Duhh
>>8343682
I don't speak german tho
Nor is it free to people that aren't german is it
>>
>>8343696
they have international stuff too and it's free for everyone
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32821678
>>
>>8343683
???
I've literally never been mean to people who don't pass, Sertii gets constantly accused of being a hugboxer for telling people they can make it. I've always pushed people to not fall for pessimistic memes and exaggerated beauty standards and I know Sertii does the same, if she was any other way she probably wouldn't be dating me, who looks like a chubby manlet.

I do however own several coats made of authentic human skin, they keep me quite warm in the cold British winter and usually have difficulty resisting the urge to turn people's skulls into goblets but, you know... everybody has their vices... at least I quit smoking.
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>>8343669
>deliver a pc for someone
>they say they don't want it installed
>10 minutes after I leave get a call to go back and install it cuz they can't figure it out
>finally get back to the office
>"hehe they said a lady dropped a pc off for them and asked if she could come back to install it"
Y-yeh so funny

>>8343676
I bet da joos did this
>>
>>8343683
uhm i don't really want to get involved with this but you seem to be very very confused
>>
>>8343700
Daaaaamn
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>>8343696
Based on what Sertii's told me postgrad level courses in Europe are actually done in English? Or at least they are in the Netherlands?
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>>8343649
Ni Ni
sleep well
and may all the rest of the days of your trip, and after be better.
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>>8343701
>>8343703
I think I might be confused
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>>8343700
can a canadian get this too?
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>>8343707
i mean you have to pay like 110€ per semester
oh, and health insurance for like 80€ (but hormones only cost 10€)
i could show you a good endo
and you could learn german
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>>8343716
everyone
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>>8343708
English is the language of science. Most journal articles are written in English, and most conferences are also held in English. France is one exception.
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>>8343721
if i move to germany for free schooling can we be room mates
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>>8343726
i wanted to move out anyway, so probably
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>>8343718
I mean real talk I unironically would consider going abroad for a PhD
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>>8343739
>ywn go to school abroad and be room mates with lanna in a foreign country where neither of you can speak the language
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>>8343726
>if i move to germany for free schooling can we be room mates
i'd love that so much oh my goodness i'd love to be your roommate i'll ever pay for your flight but uhhh, gonna need some lewd vocaroos first please thanks
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>>8343739
well, maybe by then i'll be done with my current school and live in berlin
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>>8343748
stop stealing my everything
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>>8343758
sorry that was meant for someone else ignore this
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>>8343748
You arent the real marina im not that blonde. what lewd vocaroos do u want tho
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>>8343760
ok
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>>8343743
the video in that article said learning german is pretty much required. idk seems some ways better some ways very stressful too

>>8343748
>>8343750
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>>8343761
You telling the story of the sluttiest thing you've ever done IRL. If you're who I think you are, tell me all about that time things got really rough~
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>>8343769
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1twdbhiungK
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>>8343769
what the fuck dude
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>>8343769
stop using my stuff
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>>8343776
That's hot, desu. Tell me more about the youth group blowjob. How did it happen? What was it like? What was he like? :3

Also, you aren't who I thought you were, but you seem pretty cute!

>>8343777
>he doesn't enjoy getting off to stories over cute girls being lewd

>>8343780
Sorry!
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>>8343776
I always knew you were a slut.
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>>8343785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YqV472TN5V
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>>8343788
>I always knew you were a slut.
Everybody likes a slut, anon. I don't know why so many people in /mtfg/ are against sluttiness. If there's one thing better than a cute girl (male), it's a cute girl (male) with experience who gives it up easily.

>>8343794
Sucking an older guy's big dick in a church? So slutty. Don't regret it, though. You enjoyed it at the time, that's what matters. Everybody changes, desu.
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>tfw no dicc to succ
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>>8343808
i bet there are lots of dicks that want to be sucked by you
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>>8343794
By the way, are you looking for orbiters? My orbitee is neglecting me.
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>>8343824
Orbit me.
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My dream is that I will lift so much and get so big that I will become like a neoclassical sculpture of the archetypical Greek hero, perhaps Diomedes. Then I will walk around always reading a book in one massive hand, and I will get a girlfriend. Even when I'm naked and not flexing, all of my muscles will be completely taut and bulging and I will completely dominate a room with my presence. I will fuck my girlfriend.
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>>8343828
How old are you? Are you dominant or submissive? Are there any unique qualities that you have? Will you play vidya and/or watch anime with me?
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should i cut my hair short /mtfg/
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>>8343838
no it makes you look like a dude
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>>8343838
DONT FUCKING DO IT

>>8343835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xstvV5Ih8H
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>>8343834
sounds pretty gay dude
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>>8343845
i was joking
>>8343843
ouch
>>
this thread is really missing quality.
. >:(
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>>8343845
>25 years old
This is good.
>submissive
Interesting.
>nice boobs and a nice ass
P-Proof, please. uwu
>nice person
Fantastic!
>okay voice
I like your voice.
>likes vidya
What vidya?
>likes anime but not moe shit
I only watch moe shit, but I haven't watched much anime. I'd be up for branching out.

What's expected of me in return?
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>>8343853
I'm sorry
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>>8343853
i think i need to die
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>>8343850
>ouch
i mean, you look more like a girl trying to look like a dude
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>>8343854
>P-Proof, please. uwu
Thats fucking lewd
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>tfw too tall for every mirror in the house but want to show off the new loot
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>>8343862
maybe i could be a lesbo :D
(i probably couldn't but anyway)
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>>8343864
>Thats fucking lewd
I like lewd. Don't you? Wouldn't it be nice if I came to the thought of you~?
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>>8343822
o//o
M-maybe
Just need to find a guy around here
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>>8343866
idk how I feel about this shirt
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>>8343869
I dont really care if you cum to me or not i dont get anything out of it.
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>>8343871
if you're that desperate for sucking any dick you could use grindr 2bh
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>>8343878
Thats how u get herpes.
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>>8343877
>I dont really care if you cum to me or not i dont get anything out of it.
Bully. ;w;

S-So, proofs? How do I get in touch with you for constant orbiting?
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>>8343855
i like your posts sheeN! :3

>>8343861
i think I have a fever
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>>8343886
Maddie#9761
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>>8343875
doesn't fit the dress at all and makes your upper body look miles long
if you want to look like a stereotypical lesbian combine it with a tanktop, blue hotpants and doc martens
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>>8343881
didn't say it's a good idea, just a idea
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>>8343868
i think you could
who did you get ffs with by the way?
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>>8343900
dr. bart van de ven
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>>8343904
how much did it cost? have you ever posted pictures from before ffs?
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>>8343895
Well it is miles long, tried on some dresses today and i wanted to die when I realized literally every one expected my waist to be a foot and a half higher...
And yeah, I might wear it with the shorts from the other pic with a white tank underneath.
>tfw ywn wear a dress like this and not look attrocious
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>>8343907
16800 or sth
no, never did a before/after or sth
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>>8343878
Eh, I just feel kind of lonely sometimes
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>>8343909
>no, never did a before/after or sth
understandable, if i got ffs i think i'd burn every picture of the past personally
what operations did you get done? (last question sorry)
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>>8343911
i know that
>>8343908
it's not the dress itself
if i wear stuff like that, i wear a short jacket above, so you can see my upper body is shorter
with long and long surely everything looks strange
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>>8343913
chin, jaw, forehead I and nose
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>>8343919
Is the dress ok by itself or do I need something to hide my giant shoulders? I might steal something from my aunt, she's so much shorter than me that it might make my torso look small in the dress.
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>>8343924
i wanna get ffs for my 5head.
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>>8343929
the dress alone looks ok
a good bra would be good though

you should probably start out with basics and look at pictures from cis girls/get fashion advice
you kinda lack a fashion sense atm, so you should stick to easy stuff and learn over time
>>
Posting to confirm that Cisgender Mammaries has perfect tits.
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>>8343931
if it's only that get hair transplants, they look better, don't take so much healing time and don't leave a giant forehead scar
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>>8343947
I tried wearing a bra out today but it just looked weird since my boobs are still so spread out. Right now I'm just kinda buying... stuff. And then trying to make sense of it into outfits afterward. Fashion is hard af, especially when you're starting from nothing and on a tight budget. The only person I know that would in any way be helpful for advice is my friend's mom, but she's kinda bitchy and I don't like her much.
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>>8343962
just get really simple stuff first, nothing crazy and no strange patterns, just really simple stuff
and wear a bra, that's essential
fashion is kinda easy once you're in it
and don't take fashion advice from 40+ year olds
add me on discord if you want
Marina#6162
i probably don't have the least crazy fashion sense, but i know what i do
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>>8343961
Il look into that ty.
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>>8343576
u won't after being with this parrot
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>>8343976
Alright, I'll add you. So far I've definitely kept pretty simple, some t-shirts with patters but mostly just solids and stripes. And sadly I'm surrounded by 40++ year olds so in order to not take advice from them I have to try pretty hard lol.
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>ask mom what she would have named me if I was born female
>she doesn't have any names
>try finding female equivalent for my birth name
>turns out it doesn't exist

Well shit guess I gotta bullshit out a name.
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>>8344004
that's what i did too
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>>8344004
i just got drunk and let someone else pick my name pretty ez life.
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>>8344004
popular names of your birth year pic one with the same first letter as your name
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>>8344007

How did you come up with one then? The only names I can think of are really retarded color names and flower names. :\
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>>8344027
Those are pretty common. I chose mine just by literally thinking of the first female name that came to mind.
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>>8344039
you look more like an Olga
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>tfw dad wanted to name me Clotile if I was born a girl
Lmao what the fuck
At least my mom's suggestion was reasonable
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>>8344049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z46e3p3avz

w h e n
e
n
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How to get ftm bf?
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i thought this was a hon from the thumbnail but then this little girl voice comes out wtf https://youtu.be/untufMgYyZo
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>>8344027
>little sister could never say deadname growing up
>always called me maddie instead
>stuck with it
>parents deadname me on accident all the time because first syllable is the same
RIP
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>>8344027
i heard it once and always thought about it
like that's a really pretty name
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>>8344049

That sounds like a pokémon.
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>>8344060
>ftm bf?
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>>8344064
prob not accident desu
>>
um
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>>8344067
"Clotile - the cloth pokemon. This pokemon is known for farming Wurmples, whose string shot it spins into a fine covering that it wears as clothing"
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>try to masturbate
>start crying
hmm...... yes.................
>>
uwu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGgSC767UWg
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>>8344079
beeper
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if you accidentally failed a suicide attempt would you consider it lucky or unlucky
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>>8344084
>try to fap
>dick bleeds and swells for days

SRS when having a broken atrophied useless dick sucks
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>>8344094
i feel unlucky.
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>>8344094
y would u post this
>>8344092
hi
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>>8344094
Unlucky, I'd still be stuck in a world with daddy fetishists
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>>8344112
hello jormy
how is work
are you on lunch
why dont you come out at work
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>>8344112
ikr mommy fetish is way better
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>"oh hey I'm receiving a stipend and maybe I'll be able to entirely leave behind this grocery store job and focus entirely on school, let's crunch the numbers"
>"oh, after taxes, tuition, rent, car insurance and the like I won't have any money for food"
l-lol
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>>8344112
It's hard to distinguish the ones doing it ironically and the ones that are genuinely that trashy. It's a shit meme.
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>>8344125
ramen
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>>8344125
ur a student, so just get food stamps wtf
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>>8344125
sorry :/
>>
Life is too hard.
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>>8344145
yes
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>>8344137
>food stamps
I don't live in some third world dictatorship
>>8344135
I am going to become a connoisseur of ramen :D
>>8344138
feeeeeed meee cyanideeeee
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>>8344145
life is hard but i'm also too weak
>>
suicide pact when
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>>8344151
same
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>>8344150
>I am going to become a connoisseur of ramen :D
chicken fat and little squirt of sriracha makes the nastiest of instant ramen taste amazing
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>>8344150
what do you mean exactly?
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>tfw anime made me trans

i blame the Jews for this. i knew it was weird to like sailor moon as much as i did!
>>
No one likes you.
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>>8344150
free food is free food. if you dont have money for food after all that, then you either need to keep ur job or apply for food stamps
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>>8344167
i dont like myself either
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>>8344167
yeah :/
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>>8344174
i like you
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>>8344121
The ATO broke their website and now all the accountants are panicking
So no lunch for me yet
I didn't think I would get this job since you were supposed to have a drivers licence but it turns out they didn't care and now I'm stuck with everyone thinking I'm a boy. Doesn't bother me too much tho, always got bigger things to worry about here

>>8344122
Ya exactly

>>8344125
Well at least you could reduce your hours? Don't Canadians get uni covered by the government?
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>>8344156
Yeah I already basically drown my noodles in sriracha
>>8344157
>>8344170
I'm not an americunt why do you keep acting like the rest of the world uses food stamps?
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>>8344174
i like you sometimes you post funny stuff shortie
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>>8344167
but i do like this. $20 feed me forever
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>>8344182
i know you're not, I just assumed the UK had some form of food welfare being a 1st world country.
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>>8344167
Some do but I don't see why. Can you give me some hate?
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>>8344179
Universities are privatize institutions here, they are heavily subsidized by the government but you still need to pay a heavily reduced tuition. It's about $2600/term here
>>8344192
I'm not british either?
>>
>accidentally wander outside /mtfg/ again
>rest of the board is still shitflinging nonsense about trutrans, age memes, caraposter shit, "agp vs. hsts", supra-blanchardianism, etc.
why is the culture of /mtfg/ so different from /lgbt/ when /lgbt/ is also mostly posts about trans stuff?
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>>8344167
I didn't like them either!
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>>8344197
ashlee is a retard don't bother responding to her (him?)
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>>8344182
>Yeah I already basically drown my noodles in sriracha
buy some chicken fat
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>>8344198
because all of those trans threads are being posted again and again by the same few people trying to force their ideology
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>>8344179
>The ATO broke their website and now all the accountants are panicking
government agencies are always the worst
>So no lunch for me yet
oh no D:
>I didn't think I would get this job since you were supposed to have a drivers licence but it turns out they didn't care and now I'm stuck with everyone thinking I'm a boy. Doesn't bother me too much tho, always got bigger things to worry about here
oh
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>>8344200
i had mistaken her for another trip her. My bad. Smarter than you, faggot.
>>
>>8344198
because everyone on the outside thinks we're crazy while we think they're crazy
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>>8344176
bad choice
>>8344183
:/
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>>8344197
>tfw paid the very moderate sum of £19,344 for my master's
>>
>transgender
>a sexuality
>everyone not riding on our dick as we pave the way for lgb equal rights
>>
>>8344209
sorry. i still think you are good and nice
>>
>>8344167
i know. :(
>>
>>8344211
Annual?
I'm not sure what the cost of living in the UK is but you're making about $10k CAD more than me
>>8344202
Roger that
What about pork fat?
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>>8344197
Ahh lame, we have to pay about the same but the government will "loan" it to you and only ask for the money back when you earn over a certain amount
>>
>>8344211
>tfw i'll most likely pay the moderate sum of 0€ for my masters
>>
why does the pricing escalate like that. Why wouldn't the consumer just add the normal $5 bottle twice to their cart instead of paying $90 for 2 of the same thing
>>
>>8344215
being transgender means you like boys
>>
>>8344218
>What about pork fat?
makes it greasy, would not recommend
btw I meant rendered chicken fat even if you render it yourself and keep it in a mason jar
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>>8344218
My family spent roughly £35k on this nonsense, living costs included AND i still BARELY make ends meets! isn't it weird? they give me a shit ton of money to get my master's despite spending my entire life treating me like dirt, undermining my self-esteem, making me feel like my achievements are all worthless... yet they shell out all this fucking cash... maybe it's Latin American family culture? like they feel an obligation to do this? God. I don't want to hate my family, I just don't want to live with them so I can transition in peace and not be berated every remaining day of my life.
>>
>>8344229
Damn
I'm sure there's a way to make it not greasy but idk, I only ask because I already keep lard around
But yeah I know rendered fat is what you meant
>>8344220
whoo gommunism
>>8344231
damn britain is expensive
Idk I assume they would characterize the shit treatment as "character building" but ughhh that's the worst
>>
>>8344225
this t b h
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>>8344234
>I'm sure there's a way to make it not greasy but idk
you would have to make a proper pork bone stock I think
chicken fat is just a hack to make instant noodles nicer
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>>8344215
>transgender
>a sexuality
>you get off on being hate fucked or hate fucking
please return after you are more informed kind sir
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>taking erotic photos w/my best friend in the whole wide world
>for one shot im supposed to have my head between her legs while blowing a bubble w/some gum
>i am very bad at blowing bubbles
>it takes forever
>eventually our photographer friend just blows them for me and puts the gum w/bubble in my mouth and then hurries to snap some shots
>the bubbles always eventually pop
>he tells me to get closer down to her crotch
>get too close
>bubble bursts
>best friend has bubble gum in her pubes

we went eat sushi after and then went watch tears for fears and hall and oates fucking shred.

nashville is a fun town.
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>>8344225
I like boys who take estrogen and wear skirts t b h
>>
remember when the finale of atlb came out and you cried really hard at the zuko azula fight
>>
>>8344231
i got treated like shit and never got a cent for school
this is a ripoff
how do i get adopted by a latin american family
>>
>>8344242
hall and oates bretty gud
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>>8344244
s a m e
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>>8344242
Your life sounsd fun
>>
>>8344242
your life is so weirdly amazing
also I am glad you are no longer afeared of sushi
>>
>>8344234
I have a roughly 50/50 chance of being permanently disowned for life when I tell my family I'm trans and had a 100% chance of being at least temporarily rendered homeless if I told them while still living under their roof.

Now my mom sends me messages about how much she supports me, I guess I'll see how conditional that support is in the future. I think she might be genuinely fully untreated BPD.

And yes, London is horrifyingly expensive to live in. It's fucking nuts.
>>
>>8344242
5 star post as always anne

>>8344246
i cried when aang and katara kissed
>>
>>8344246
i never watched that show
>>
>>8344250
mom?
>>
>>8344239
My brother is gay
Just like you people.
>>
>>8344246
azula is so crazy :(
>tfw the azula of my family
>>
>>8344256
wtf? did you come out to your mom?
>>
Ello everybody! How are yall on this wondermus night? :)
>>
>>8344246
atlb gives me nostalgia feels. i used to watch the shit out of that, and watched the shit out of it some more when it came out on Netflix. i waited years for korra but didn't watch past the first season desu
>>
>>8344264
no :(
>>
>>8344265
I'm lesb just like your brother!
>>
>>8344272
Fuck no. Not while there's still a meager possibility I might have to return to living under their roof.

The risks are too fucking high, they will only know when I deem it that I am fully financially independent from them.
>>
buying gf
>>
>>8344280
>ahhh mira! el nene regreso con tetas de su estadía en londres!

how are you going to hide that, honestly?
>>
>tfw you get lewds from several girls in a day
>>
>>8344282
how much are you willing to pay for a gf
>>
>>8344274
i finally got discord!
>>
>>8344282
please kill me
>>
>>8344282
selling me as gf

only to boys tho
>>
>>8344285
I have instant ramen and 10kg of navy beans
>>8344291
im a boy
>>
>>8344282
lol are you ordering a ukranian wife via catalog?
>>
>>8344274
so bored. mtfg has been slow tonight
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>>8344282
selling gf for the price of being my gf
>>
>>8344293
no ur not
>>
>>8344257
wasnt it really awkward? i dont remember exactly
>>8344261
you really really missed out
>>8344267
shes the result of her bad family sorry
>>8344275
i never saw any of korra i didnt want to ruin my love for the original
>>8344282
trade me ur whip
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>>8344283
I won't. I'm not fucking going back. I'm getting a work permit and I'm staying in Europe. Me and Sertii have developed numerous emergency plans should I not be able to find a job within the time I have available for this. I will have a master's degree from one of the most highly employable universities in the UK and the work permit salary requirements are meager. If I can't do this I'm probably too fucking stupid to live.
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>>8344293
Nongshim Shin Ramyun Black?
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>>8344291
r u into alpha males? i need a gf
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>>8344282
how much
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>>8344298
chromosomes don't lie bby
also look at these guns
>>8344300
ok here u go
>>8344302
dece dece
not student cheap tho
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>>8344302
what the fuck is wrong with that dog
>>
"At that time, she was working at an elementary school taking care of a kid who was suspected of having severe ADHD (though his parents never agreed).

He was such a brat.

Whenever she said 'good morning' to him, he answered back with 'f**k you', 'shut the f**k up, Grandma' or something else in his long list of shocking replies. He also punched and kicked her whenever he was in a particularly bad mood. "
fuck the shut up
>>
>>8344305
I love alpha males

im not sure if ur one tho

>>8344308
stop pretending to be a boy
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>>8344300
>shes the result of her bad family sorry
my family is really bad too tho, even though my siblings all were able to pick themselves up out of the shit we grew up with except me because lol loser tranny
I am the crazy family member
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>>8344307
dont you have a gf
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>>8344289
About time woman! What is it?
>>8344296
Oh no :( I have hear that it has been very slow lately
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>>8344300
naw it was properly built up and was a really sweet moment. u might be thinking. of korra x asami cuz that was awful
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>>8344313
>pretending
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>>8344308
you're as much of a boy as i am straight
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s128uG6i6VYx
>>8344056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GLTlBu2zFB
sorry for not recording monday ;_;
i know i don't sound that good rn
>>8344067
it's a very regional name that I only heard old women called because it sounds weird lol
he's a really old school person so that doesn't surprise me
>>8344167
i already knew that fampai
tell me something new
>>8344242
jelly of your life tbqh
>>8344274
p good. had some vegetable rice and bbq chicken. prolly had too much wine too
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>>8344315
yeah im just curious how elanna is able to pay for a gf when she cant pay for school and food
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>>8344322
in hugs and kisses and headpats and beanz
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>>8344309
It was animated in 1986. It's not his fault :(
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>>8344321
>homestuck picture
it's been a long time.
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>>8344322
You can have this pocket lint and a package of mr noodles
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>>8344323
Sounds like a pretty good deal desu
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>>8344321
Yumm BBQ chicken and vege rice :D Too much wine!? No such thing!
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>>8344313
im 100% cis alpha male

>>8344316
korra #1339
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>>8344319
if ur a boy post arm muscles

>>8344329
thats some nice arm muscles tbqh
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>>8344326
thats like the worst brand of noodle
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>>8344250
they were fucking fantastic and put on a hell of a show. we got floor seats. it was amazing.

we also got our picture taken with them.

>>8344252
it's like a dream

>>8344254
oh i didnt get sushi at the sushi place. idk still haven't found anything that i like yet.

>>8344257
i mean we see eachother nude on a pretty much daily basis but i'd never been that close to her bajingo or butthole before and i think that was throwing off my bubble skills.

the shots came out great tho. we took a bunch more in different settings too. just a bunch of fun smut.
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>>8344326
ok that doesnt sound like a fair trade when you're straight anyways ;)
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>>8344290
*teleports behind you*
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>>8344330
Ok here u go

>>8344331
It's priced right for me ;_;
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>>8344325
i've never read homestuck desu
I just saved this when it got posted on /mtfg/ once
>>8344328
yeah :D
lol I wish that were true
>>
>>8344333
>idk still haven't found anything that i like yet.
oh do you get Donburies?
>>
>>8344337
s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stop ripped girls are top waifu tier
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>>8344337
those are weak arm muscles

you could barely choke me
>>
>>8344336
thank you
>>8344337
no lanna self hate allowed
>>
I witnessed someone dying today
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>>8344321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bbxQUOUD6M

>>8344330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09YJYm7ZVzT

pic is me irl
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im so fucking bored what is there even to do
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>>8344337
nice muscles
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>>8344333
that sounds nice. idk if I could do smut stuff around another girl naked but I do have a few female friends I wouldn't be awkward around semi nude if we were trying on clothes full nudity still kinda freaks me out
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>>8344342
I betcha I could prove u wrong, wanna try?

>>8344343
Self hate?

>>8344341
:D
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>>8344321
u can have fun too u kno

>>8344340
i got a bunch of tempura stuff. including frog legs. them was good.
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>>8344346
im sorry that happened to you
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>>8344347
ill mull it over

>>8344355
>wanna try
mebbe
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>>8344357
sounds good
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>>8344359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1flAEm4Ln0C
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>>8344355
sorry. i thought you meant that it is priced right as in like right price for a trade to be your gf. desu i find there are cheaper and better kinds in the foreign food section. idk how your store is organized tho
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>>8344358
I don't want your pity
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>>8344370
okay
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>>8344367
kek I like that
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>>8344361
also after the concert we walked around downtown and went to a bar and got drinks and then REALIZED THAT WE COULDN"T LEAVE THE BAR WITH THE DRINKS and it was horrible and we had to sit and listen to a cover band play when we didn't want to sit and listen to a cover band play but we were just stuck in this horrible purgatory
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>>8344359
Actually who am I kidding, I wanna be the chokee
>>8344369
Our foreign food section is fucking garbage the selection of noodles is pretty bad
I usually buy from the competitors if I want nice noodles
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reminder u monsters
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>>8344376
Figured I saw you there but I didn't want to impose
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>>8344377
we could choke each other
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>>8344348
take a pic of muscles arm and post on emefteegee/lgbts
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>>8344376
u should have put the drinks in ur bags or pretended they were ur diva cups
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>>8344357
I don't usually have fun desu
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>>8344377
ime superstore has an whole aisle just for foreign foods
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>>8344380
Now you're speaking my language
>>8344386
There's like only one superstore here and it's a long drive away ;~;
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>>8344378
jokes on you because i neither not eat meat nor don't eat cheese
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>>8344388
but I still want a bf to laugh at us choking each other
>>
How do i convince my gf to move to canada instead of me moving there im too fucking scared xD
>>
>>8344377
>I usually buy from the competitors if I want nice noodles
It's pretty bad. I need to get lemongrass, noodles and Thai paste somewhere else :(
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>>8344379
neat

>>8344384
neither of us carry bags ;-;

>>8344385
1. take nude erotic fun smutty photos with a friend
2. keep doing that
3.????
4. profit!
>>
im here to kick ass and find the avatar..and i cant find the avatar
unsee cc/pesiratu/
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>>8344389
u must be smol skelly
>>8344391
"come to canada or i'll fucking kill u"
but why are you scared of the US
>>
>>8344388
rest in pieces i guess
>>8344391
why wouldnt she want to
>>
>>8344391
h y p n o s i s
>>
>>8344390
This actually sounds p fucking hot..
>>
>>8344404
Lana you are into some real weird shit dude. ur a class A degenerate lmao
>>
>>8344398
>but why are you scared of the US
no/shitty healthcare. can get fired just for being gay(or lesbian in our case). Plus all my family lives in canada and il miss my little sister.
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>>8344395
>neither of us carry bags ;-;
but how r u supposed to steal candy bars and stereos?!
>>
>>8344404
yeah as much as I like monogamy I also really want an mff situation
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>>8344412
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT A GUY LAUGHING AT YOU AND ANOTHER GIRL CHOKING EACH OTHER AND MAYBE SLIPPING U THE D
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>>8344398
pfft check muh gunz
>>8344382
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>>8344413
>can get fired just for being gay(or lesbian in our case)
Depends on the state.
You're right about the healthcare, though.
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>>8344417
You are into some weird stuff. But i guess thats ok
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>>8344417
look at what you've become. ur a professional degenerate only /pol/ can save u now
>>
is wanting a bf and a gf really that weird seems pretty normal honestly
>>
>>8344413
>not wanting to play the victim card
are you even trans?
>>
>>8344428
Just one for me, thanks.
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>>8344429
>are you even trans?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12phvUiI39N
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>>8344434
hm....... hot
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>>8344395
idk i don't think my friend would want to do that lmao
plus the number of people that would wanna see me nude is probably super low
>>8344347
;_;
i tried to leave bc I thought /mtfg/ was making me depressed, i wasn't trying to dodge you
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>>8344427
>grow up, get bullied by a pollack for being a faggot
>transition, run into each other again years down the road
>he finds you attractive and reluctantly starts dating you
>he falls in love and wants to marry you
>you cannot bear children, you grow old together as a married childless couple
>he dies without passing on his genetic legacy
>all cuz u became the gril
>that'll teach you to call me a faggot

Revenge is a dish best served cold
>>
>>8344414
oh we carry cool jackets with inside pockets and also we're vry fast and also we seduce the cops and the fight them when we get caught

oh also that reminds me: in mississippi on the drive up we pee'd behind a dollar store and some pervy dude tried to pose as a cop and intimidate us and it was weird af
>>
>>8344443
oh
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>>8344442
hm....... hot
>>
>>8344442
this is my new fetish. wtf
>>
>>8344427
Hello I'm in the top right of a 2-plane political map I'm here to help
>>
>>8344442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RvAFrKSL8v
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>>8344449
wanna fug, cuddle, and get married?
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>tfw people expect you to listen to 5 hours of vocaroos
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>>8344442
abstract fetish tbqh
>>
>>8344449
well r u a cis male?
if yes plz help my degenerate friend
if no then sry ur already a degenerate
>>
>>8344442
new fetish
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>>8344442
hottest post posted today
10/10
>>
>>8344413
i don't know if you'd even get health care for being a gaijin, but i'm not too sure about that. Personally, my health care has always supported me appropriately and never heard my parents complain about it. It would completely cover my HRT. But especially because of Trump now the health care in general is shitty.

But yeh, there's no reason for you to move here just for some girl if you value your family.
You'd have to get some wicked-ass backwards boss to fire you for being homosexual, but probably not for being a tranny
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>>8344441
>plus the number of people that would wanna see me nude is probably super low
yeah i feel like that a lot too but honestly i mostly just did it for myself, and for fun. it was really really fun and empowering and it just felt great. also it's not like our genitals were photographed even.

well cept for one set i think, but mine weren't. just muh butt.

>>8344446
yeah sheen dont ever go to mississippi. it's never not weird there.and not a good weird either
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>>8344442
no science baby or adopted children?
>>
>>8344469
>yeah sheen dont ever go to mississippi. it's never not weird there.and not a good weird either
speakin of missi
did you watch the latest doctor who?
>>
>>8344463
was that unsee a pic of beep4 u?
>>
>>8344442
yeah but you had to marry a pollack
>>
>>8344461
I'm a WASP male
>>
>>8344470
tfw will never be a pretty boy
>>
>>8344471
>doctor who
Who would watch such trash?
>>
>>8344477
WASP?
>>
>tfw no /pol/lack to call you a fag and a degenerate while he fugs you
>>
>>8344475
it was me pre hrt, and dressed like zuko
>>
>>8344477
i hope you have the preppy look to back that shit up.

how many polo shirts do you own
>>
>>8344483
this. hatefuck and reluctantlove
>>
>>8344479
I do :(
>>
>>8344482
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
>>
>>8344418
i'd post my gun guns but that'd b trashy of me
>>
>>8344487
Hons do have bad taste
>>
>>8344488
good good now what I need you to do /pol/-kun is save my friend elanna from the depths of degeneracy

she needs to be red pilled
>>
>>8344471
nah i'm like, 2 or 3 weeks behind. a friend and i are gonna catch up this weekend.
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>>8344484
where is leather jacket?
where is vaseline hair?

you look cuter now :p
>>
>>8344483
>>8344486
sounds fucking awful desu
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>>8344493
>>
>>8344496
lol
>>
>>8344497
i'm on a different plane of degeneracy
>>
>>8344490
>tfw get called trashy by ashlee
I'm going to eat a double cheeseburger tomorrow in reprisal for that
>>
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>>8344487
>>8344498

Don't worry fren, DW is great.
>>
>>8344494
Sorry I can't, she's beyond saving
>>
>>8344498
how do you stay sane in qld it's awful here.
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>>8344501
>tfw no ticket for degeneracy plane
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>>8344504
C-cant you try?
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>>8344502
no, i meant like it would be trashy of me to post my guns in response to that for the humor of the pun, as in firearms
>>
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>>8344504
RIP off dream of a pure reformed lanna ;~;
>mfw she's too degenerate for even /pol/ to save
>>
>>8344508
start here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-crDWmINk
>>
>>8344503
Hons have the same taste
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>>8344382
As the only man here I'm triggered that I'm literally the worst at being a man
>>
>>8344510
oh, I wasn't going to eat meat anyhow it gives me great constipation
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
>>8344244
Explains why your girlfriend still looks like a cis male Gibby Wibby
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>>8344508
Stutter at me again and I'm locking you in the dairy cooler
>>
>>8344516
>great constipation
ew un-constipate
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>>8344514
My face has never been seen senpai
>>
>>8344501
i mean it sounds hot but as a real relationship it sounds terrible
>>
>>8344519
just fuck already
who cares that she is six years older than you
>>
>>8344522
You don't need to post it. 95% of the posters here are hons
>>
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I want this. I want everything about this. I oscillate between wanting to eat the pie or the be the pie. I want to stare that comfy dessert with watery eyes. I want to let anons who I trust, vicariously enjoy eating pie through the reflection of desire in my eyes while I eat it. I want the soft goo to fill my mouth. I want my tongue to be warm, and at peace. One day I will become this.
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>>8344519
Oooh I like locks
>>
>>8343535

>the blonde commie

oh jeez is that me?
>>
i think i drank too much. feels like im dying
>>
>>8344378
>cheese is genocide
Just think of all those cheeses you are starving to death when you eat processed cheese food. Eat real cheese instead.
>>
>>8344529
tfw no one over 21 will buy for me
>>
>>8344529
there's a balance trying to find the sweet spot between feeling nothing and feeling like death
>>
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>>8344515
i can use fayngles too :p
do u even Snapchat tho?
>>
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>>8344529
u are being indicted for attempted suicide via hydrolysis
20 years in nice gulag
>>
>>8344536
How do you do the big muscley one, I flex but literally nothing happens
>>
>>8344520
that's why i don't beat meat! (^:
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how far can you qwop
>>
>>8344526
>eating a desert pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6VO2o0YgF4
>>
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>>8344527
Clocks ticking, dairy slave
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>>8344525
Innocent until proven guilty anon.
>>
>>8344507
just sneak right in, no ticket needed
>>8344523
it probably is
but I've never really had a relationship before
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>tfw no gf or bf

I'm lonely and need cuddles

wat do
>>
>>8344546
Anime avatar posting is usually done by hons
>>
>>8344549
Buy a giant teddy bear, works almost every time to fill the void except when it doesn't.
>>
>>8344540
i meant "Thats why I don't EAT meat."

>>8344539
you have to like think of manly stuff when you flex, like camaros and ferraris and bouncy tits and getting married only to be unfaithful to your wife and A-10 warthogs while drinking 50 yo single malt scotch and smoking Havanna Cigars
>>
>>8344545
That's my cue to put my phone down and dream some gay ass dreams
>>
>>8344543
anway lets brake the fucking meta and lets talkin bout this time i fucking stuck my cock in this cunt at a party haha u know where its like dry wall but then u penetrate into the warm cake part? yum

yeah go fuck yourself.
>>
>>8344551
D'aww. Did you try out sleeping with your stuffies again like I told you to!?
>>
>>8344551

I'm already saving up for a sex doll. But I'd prefer a real person. I'm just not good at meeting new people. I have bad social anxiety, so I never message the people I match with on tinder or OkC.

Also like...I was hoping when I transitioned people would finally persue me, because I was tired of always putting forth all the work in dating
>>
新しいスレッド、早速!!!
>>
>>8344568
>>8344568
new thing
>>8344568
>>8344568
>>
>>8344558
I didn't last night I forgot by then, but since I'm about to sleep I'll do that!
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