/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

>>8335848
I'd agree with you if MtG didn't ban cards like a national passtime.

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tights thread! post qt tights!

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>>8335836

Forgot pic.

Battletech/Mechwarrior is so awesome.

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>>8335856
http://www.yugioh-card.com/en/limited/
???

>>8335829
Pls tell me what's wrong with me
I can't take it

rebost
does anyone wanna track cardio with me :s just to kind of hold each other accountable and feel less lonely exercising >.< i did three miles today and was pooped completely. im thinking about going to the park and running on wednesdays and fridays

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>>8335856
yugioh does it even more than mtg sadly :( for every new set or meta strategy used there's usually double digit bans that follow them :
;~;

>>8335865
are u me
>>8335866
ya

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yugioh is mechanically shallow compared to magic and the magic paper game is intended for rich people and decks that have been rigorously playtested online

>>8335829
Sometimes I fantasize about an imaginary lover cuddling me, then beating me snd treating me less than an animal and locking me up and only letting me out for his frustration beatings and then cuddles and other forms of love before he locks me back up in the dark like some dog
I fantasize about this all the time, and of recently, the fantasy involves him keeping me on drugs.
Maybe not a murder fantasy like urs, but a crazy one nonetheless
Other thab that though, I'm pretty just normal and exist

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>>8335873
just play magic casually and in a budget it's lotsa fun

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>arguing over children's cardgames instead of playing america's true pasttime, the pokemon tcg

>>8335880
I'm playing Pokemon FireRed right now, desu. But I also have the gameboy Pokemon TCG game.

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>>8335879
but cockatrice is free

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>>8335880
>tfw Pokemon got banned from ur primary school cuz a kid played for keeps, lost, then cried to a teacher

>>8335865
Possibly PTSD, maybe something else. You need to see a therapist for it. I recommend somebody who knows trauma therapy. It may take a few tries to find a therapist you can work with.

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>playing card games
>nobody knows how to play poker
everyone here is babbies

the grown ups will be having fun at my place

pokemons gay lmao

>>8335880
>tfw you want to get your gf into magic but also get back into pokemon and bring her in too

>>8335885
isnt half the fun collecting cards tho

>>8335891
i know how to play dice poker

i learnt it from playing the witcher

>>8335865
>what's wrong with me
Do you take anti-androgens by chance?
Because this would explain it.

>>8335887
what a smug little brat

>>8335891
I used to play it a lot for money.

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>>8335891
poker is barely a step above euchre

>>8335894
yeah but it's just not worth it if you don't have throwaway income

>>8335891
i used to play sometimes with my old friends

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>card games
>not mahjong

step it up kiddos

>>8335871
ok im gonna go tomorrow and run hopefully i wont be really embarrassed

>finally get bmi down to 19.0
>everyone comments on how skinny I am
>can accept that even though I see myself as fat sometimes I'm clearly not.
>time to start packing weight back on so that it gets put back on in the right spots
>wary to focus on nice carbs and fats and not sugar or alcohol
>way more thirsty now, six water bottles in two hours
>basically eating every four hours because I get hungry and want to eat again
I didn't think I was starving myself but holy shit body.

>>8335864
The difference is that Yugioh doesn't ban entire sets.

>>8335893
For real though I'm kinda memeing, if anything my tcg of choice is Hearthstone. I've never really played much pokemon tcg, but I followed it for a while. The meta seemed pretty cancer at the time since you could pretty much search your entire deck in a few turns, but with the card that shuffles your discard back in your deck banned I imagine it's a bit better now.

>>8335888
I haven't had any traumatic event in my life though. I don't know what could've given me ptsd if that's it
>>8335896
I'm on 100mg spiro
I thought it was cypro that made people suicidal

>>8335904
who are you

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>>8335898
The kids at my primary school were scum
>play brandings
>throw ball at one of the players
>he'd go to the teacher and say you're bullying him

>play tip because teacher took our ball
>tip that kid
>he'd get the teacher again because you hit him

>play card games because all physical activity was banned
>he'd bring in fake cards
>called the teacher if you didn't let him play

>>8335905
>not shogi
SHINACHIKU-TACHI REEEEEE OUT
YOU DAMN TRAITORS
BASTARDS REEEEEEEEE

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>>8335907
thats kinda short notice im on another hemisphere yikes
>>8335909
just the core cards that kill the archetype off. they go straight for the throat.

>>8335916
no one rly. ive been here as anon for like 1.5 years and talked with you sometimes but only on 4chan

>>8335915
Testosterone is the only robust anti-depressant in existence.
Do your math...

I can't fall asleep, I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow and things are going through my head.

I finally saw an endocrinologist and she thought I looked a little pale so she sent me some extra bloodwork tests to check for anemia, anyhow stool samples came back negative for occult blood but positive for ferrin, so she referred me to another specialist.

I need an endoscopy/colonoscopy to check for sources of bleeding in my digestive tract.

I'm afraid it's cancer and I don't want to die, not like that at least.

My father's sister died of colorectal cancer when she was around my ager. I just can't even put into words how sad I am. I'm filled with regrets and what ifs.

I should have been braver, I don't want to burden anyone..

I'm the most scared and confused i've ever been.

>>8335924
Hey, you finally got a trip.

It's not a very appealing name though. This is no way to advertise yourself.

>>8335924
are you the one that almost always responds to my posts and calls me a girl all the time?

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Let's do a /mtfg/ DND campaign!

Who can DM?

>>8335912
Holy crap, that does seem cancerous. Back when I played there were tons of strong search effects but generally you could only dig up any one thing, or a couple things with restrictions. Made for a lower variance game than Magic without the degeneracy of Yugioh.
As for hearthstone... it just seems like worse Magic

>>8335931
you'll be gucci, chin up.

>>8335932
fine senpai i will think of something different later
>>8335933
yeah probably i call you natalie a lot

>>8335942
Just use your girlname, or something cute.

>>8335937
>>8330509
Gumball'll be the DM.

>>8335891
I play poker on a weekly basis with friends, and way more often than I should be, I am playing this shitty strip poker game on the NES.

>>8335905
Korra, am I still permitted to adore you? Other than liking you and having no trip code, I think I have never done anything to upset you. You have already missed my two posts and I don't know whether it's a signal or an accident.

I hope hormones and your toxic 4chan companions haven't transformed you into one of them...

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>>8335942
well stop calling me a girl

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>>8335952
>well stop calling me a girl
Hey Natalie

Don't be such a girl.

>>8335952
u r a girl th

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>>8335945

Sweet! What's the platform? Discord?

5th edition? 4th? Pathfinder? FATAL?

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My glasses broke and I'm wearing my man frames til I get new ones. How bad are they, /mtfg/?

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>>8335952
Natalie is a qt girl.

>>8335942
>>8335944
How about Submit?
LOL.

>>8335952
but you are a girl

>>8335957
No idea why that was sideways, but whatever.

>>8335955
We're working that all out! But probably discord and custom lax rules.

>>8335957
head-turning to say the least.

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why

>>8335957

They're crooked, so you'll look special.

At least you pass.

>>8335891
Lol and do you know how to play Tarot?
I know how to play poker, badly, but I know.

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>>8335968
Because girl.

tall dorky greek homo, weighs like 30 kg

>>8335970
>They're crooked, so you'll look special.
Yeah, I'm trying to bend them back into shape, but no luck. Been years since I used them.

>>8335957
not as bad as your beard shadow

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>>8335968
Hugg.

PS everyone, calling Nat a girl ain't the best idea.

>>8335937
I'd be down as hell to play if it doesn't end up being another campaign that never gets off the ground.
>>8335939
Hearthstone is kinda worse but more fun Magic, imo. More random nonsense, less worrying about deckbuilding and consistancy, and with an actually good online client unlike literally every other card game on the market.

>>8335979
Who is Sertii/Eirini?

>>8335931
If it's ferrin, then the bleeding is much higher up in the digestive tract. It may just be something like IBS with leaky gut syndrome.

>>8335983
Meh. Been a week or so and I have been lazy. That brings me to a side note though, anyone had luck making facial hair completely disappear with laser? Or it is just permanent "You have to deal with this a few times a month" mode?

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>>8335966

Do FATAL for the lulls

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL

>>8335995
2autistic4us, lel.

>>8335984
Sorry if I don't believe in misgendering, miss meanie

>>8335994
if laser has done all it has done then you need to switch to electrolysis

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>>8335984
I do what I want!

>>8335994
use electrolysis for the stubborn ones.

>>8335998

lol, it'd be so painful to play.

In all seriousness though, I prefer pathfinder.

>>8336001
I've only had a couple of laser sessions, so maybe I should just try a few more. I did electrolysis briefly but it reaaaaalllyyyyy hurts, so I'd rather not if I can avoid it.

>>8335984
>PS everyone, calling Nat a girl ain't the best idea.
??
>>8335979
Im at a very healthy 71kg ok?

>no libido
lmao this is an abstract feel

>>8336008
>Im at a very healthy 71kg ok?
looks like halloween just came early

>>8336006
you need to be consistent with your laser sessions
you have black hair and white skin so as long as you're going monthly it should be falling out

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Why do girls always ask me if I'm gay or what my pronoun is or if I was even born a man

It makes dating hard

>>8336013
Well, sounds like I just need to git gud then. I'll take the advice. Thanks!

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>>8336008
you have hollow bones like a bird and a strong gust of wind could knock you out

i love you btw

>>8336014
This old Faye cd just repeats itself over and over. We need some new hits.

>>8336011
whys it matter
>>8336020
ya zzz

>>8336012
im not skelly wtf
i need to lose more weight
i'll be closer to skelly at 66 ok?
>>8336019
wtf no I'm strong
im going to pick you up and carry you around ok????
i love you cutie

>>8335968
N-NAZEDA .

>>8336014

Show us a pic of what this "boy" looks like so we can determine for ourselves.

Wait if you're a straight boy does that mean you like transgirls? If so...hi there cutie.

>>8336027
i'm sorry, i really did try to read your post, but instead of words in my head, all i heard was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

>>8336014
try something different

>>8336017
good girl

https://discord(DOT)gg/PkRsKB


owo

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>>8336035
I will not be bullied
I am going to get strong, just like samus!

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I'm die in sleep pls god no want life

>>8336033
do not flirt with faye
do not reply to faye

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>>8336042
Actual reds or just an MtF discord?

>>8336027
it's okay you're cute even though your body has the same mass it would have if it was made of styrofoam

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>>8336044
>I am going to get strong, just like samus!
Careful you don't end up like Metroid: Other M Samus.

>>8336044
Please kill yourself

>>8336056
>tfw not new samus

>>8336056

Old Samus far superior

I came out tonight. I laid some hints so my family could see it coming. For the past few days, my mom had been texting me that she would love me no matter what and that she wasn't against "people who wanted to change genders." She sad she supported me and wanted me to be happy. So it went okay, but she started sobbing when she went to bed and I don't know how to deal with her sobbing since her room is right next to mine and it's really making me sad.

>>8336060
THIS. Also,
>average guy
>5'6
Manlets, baka.

>>8336054
it's called polystyrene here, outlander

>>8336054
??????
I'm 71 KILOGRAMS
???????
>>8336056
obviously, I got the height, I just need the muscle

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help
I am having really bad phantom vagina urgers and its making me really dysphoric about my gt

>>8336049

I'm there, it looks like it's just a mtf discord.

>>8336066
5'6" is basically average, since it's within 1 standard deviation of the actual average.

>>8336042
>invite to chara's server
no thanks lol

>>8336071
eirini, consider the following:
1) i'm weak as shit, pathetically so, i basically dont have any muscle mass
2) i can still pick you up without much effort

>>8336064
this might make me a terrible person but whenever my mom is crying i just put on music and do my best to ignore it

>>8336078
Meh. This is 4chan. We're here because we're terrible. If you haven't accepted that being terrible is fine, you probably need some time to reflect on what you want out of this place.

>>8336075

You seem to know something I don't. Explain.

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>>8336077
this is going to be me ok
you better watch out

>>8336083
it's chara's server.
there isn't much to explain
>same commie themed name
>same group picture

>>8336088

Who is chara and why do you hate her

>>8336020
;-; this is my life
>>8336033
Of course I like transgirls, I like girls, transgirls aren't different
>>8336038
Like... boys?

>>8336090
>Who is chara
hello and welcome to /mtfg/

>>8336094
>Like... boys?
wow is that an admission that you want to date boys?

>>8336090
everybody hates chara lmao
except for caroline but AFAIK she sucks chara's dick, so

>>8336056
Why did they mutilate Samus?

>>8336060
>>8336066
>Old Samus far superior
+1

What happened? For as long as I remember, whole MTFG has always wanted to be a little loli. "Tall" and "strong" was "manly" and "repugnant". These reactions are a marked change.

>>8336085
>this is going to be me ok
>you better watch out
Be careful... you'll gain a chaser if you do this :).

>>8336100
Ufuflu hits us all eventually.

>>8336100
I don't know if anyone's said this before, but I think Faye would be happier if she got FFS, SRS and a boyfriend.

>>8336106
I never really wanted to be smol, but I also only recently started tripping. I think we're more secure or something? I dunno.

>>8336106
>gif
Accidental attachment.

>>8336094

w-will you be my boyfriend?

>>8336112
That's nice.

>>8336106
>What happened? For as long as I remember, whole MTFG has always wanted to be a little loli. "Tall" and "strong" was "manly" and "repugnant". These reactions are a marked change.
this is what happens during transbian hours

>>8336114
Do you like tall alpha femboys on hormones?
>>8336100
N......

Just once

But I'd never get one that's nice and cute and would hold my hand so why think about it

>>8336116
^

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>>8336106
>What happened? For as long as I remember, whole MTFG has always wanted to be a little loli. "Tall" and "strong" was "manly" and "repugnant". These reactions are a marked change.

people are less spooked I guess.
This place also used to hate trans lesbians etc. Now it's mostly chaser anons who do this.

Idk I just feel like if a cis woman can do something and still be a woman I can do whatever I want and still be a woman.
also>>8336112


>Be careful... you'll gain a chaser if you do this

I am deeply loyal to my gf I will fight you.

>>8336117

Thats my favourite kind of boy desu

>>8336117
>Just once
well I mean, you gotta at least practice dating boys for a bit so you get good at it
dont limit yourself to just once
>But I'd never get one that's nice and cute and would hold my hand so why think about it
y-yeah who would want that

hi real lonely angry hours
anybody else know this feel

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I'm getting pretty tired of taking my estrogen.

I can't fight the feeling it's like my body should produce this naturally.

>>8336106
i don't really want to be tall or too muscly but i nvr had anything against girls who do idk

>>8336127
Iktf
Hugg

>>8336120
>Idk I just feel like, if a cis woman can do something and still be a woman, I can do whatever I want and still be a woman.
Sanity, finally! I have never thought I would live to see these words.

>Now it's mostly chaser anons who hate trans lesbians.
I'm not going to hate you for loving women if you are kind to men who love you.

i hate men :)

>>8336139
why

>>8336139
You are a man Pandora.

>>8336139
until you get a bout of ufuflu again

>>8336143
to be fair i have a few guy friends but i am still opposed to the concept of men as a whole

>>8336146
why

Everybody gets a hugg tonight
I need to forget everything

>>8336145
i'm pretty sure i was only into men for a bit bc i stopped hormones for a month

>>8336148
they're gross and violent ok.

>>8336144
we're going to have to agree to disagree, chaser-kun

>>8336139
Isn't it like hating victims of cancer?
TBF, cis women aren't exactly perfect either.
Trans women could be an optimal fusion of both...
if they wanted!

>>8336149
you are a good girl Anon

>>8335957
Nice 6-head.

>>8336152
what are you talking about cis women are a superior species

>>8335957
Wouldn't guess you were born male.

>>8336161
Very few women manifest a purpose to their existence beyond pregnancy.

>>8336168
> tfw no purpose because I can't even get pregnant

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I'm horrified of the idea that my workout routine doesn't end up fixing my body to the point where I want to quit just so I can hold on to the hope that my body is fixable. Why the fuck am I so tall, wide shoulders and no hips??? Fucking fuck.

K so i recorded my conversation with the chaser but my voice kept cracking because im tired and he made me laugh :/. Idk if i want to share it but i went through so much trouble to record it

Just woke up from a nightmare where I cut all my hair off

The nightmare aspect was more about me havig done a shitty job at it, though.

>>8336182
>looking for some sort of innate, objective purpose to your existence
franzi, i believe that in the business, they call this a "spook"

just kiss boys and be happy, ok

reminder that society does not own your body and that womanhood is not defined by fertility and not being able to have children does not mean you have no purpose

RED ALERT RED ALERT
i forgot to wash my clothes so i'm out of underwear : (
this is why i need a gf

>>8336185
why would you share it tho

>>8336194
Correct.

>>8336159
Wtf is a 6 head?
>>8336165
Glad you think so, m8.

>>8336185
I think you owe it to all of us here to share it.

It'll be instructional and help other MTFs know what to do if they ever find themselves in a situation with a chaser.

>>8336198
2 more than a forehead

>>8336197
Why are you spider now and not nazi
>>8336196
Its to show why its not possible to be freinds with men if they find you attractive

>>8336202
DUDE not all men are like that
your friend is a dickbag
JUST REMOVE HIM
just because he lent you money once doesn't mean you need to put up with sexual harassment

>>8336202
It's my other vanity trip, I like spiders.

>>8336199
its more like what happens when a freind who knows you pre hrt becomes a chaser

>>8336202
i see. i don't think ive been friends with anyone who found me attractive so i don't rly know about that stuff

>>8336182
A disability that might be a blessing in disguise.

>>8336207
oh it was one of those guys. i thought you meant a chaser from here or something.

>>8336207
Oh, he didn't "become" a chaser, he was always a chaser. He just didn't know it until his dudebro started growing tits and looking like a girl.

>>8336195
so you can wear your girlfriends underwear like some sort of fetishist?

>>8336192
You think it's a good idea to just kiss random cute boys?

>>8336194
No, society decides what is a woman and what is a man. They don't care about sjw bs. If you don't fit their definition of a woman you won't be seen as one.

>>8336211
> wanted to have children since I'm 14
> anon tells me not being able to have children is a blessing
Idk anon

>>8336213
I should have just never told him i was trans and never asked him to fix my computer

>>8336214
no so she can give me the succ when i'm upset about bad decisions i've made
duh

or vice versa i guess

>>8336221
Just suck his dick, what's the problem??

>>8336220
>wanted to have children since I'm 14
Well, that's different then.
Not many trans women want that.

>>8336226
im in a relationship T_T

is dysphoria a spook?

>>8336220
>wanted to have children since I'm 14
On a second thought... this would make you a nice wife candidate for a heterosexual man. We could adopt children and start a proper family.

Are you lesbian?

>>8336220
>You think it's a good idea to just kiss random cute boys?
maybe not random, but definitely the "cute" part

make sure they at least know your name first

>>8336201
Uh... yeah anon. Yes?

>>8336228
>im in a relationship
So why do you talk to us?
Does your partner let you out?
You hate Muslims but you act like one.

>>8336235
franzi is not for chasing, anon

there are plenty of other trips here i would gladly throw into the chaser pit, but you can't have franzi

>>8336242
>Does your partner let you out?
she lives in the us. its LDR right now. We met up for a month last year but i had to move back home for reasons

the only girl name I can think of is the female version of my boy name and it just makes me feel like a big fag

>>8336227
Mist transwomen are trenders >:(

>>8336228
Oh okay, then I'm proud. You aren't scum.

>>8336235
I'm somewhat bi. Mostly into guys and very special girls.

>>8336238
So "Hi I'm Franzi" *kiss* should work

>>8336245
Aw nice anon :3
But I'm at a point where I don't care about chasers anymore, as long as being trans isn't the only thing they like about me.

>>8336276
Reee fucking trip stay on

>>8336245
That's a baffling post.
Doesn't it make you her chaser?
Have you predestined her to die alone?
Is Franzi your property?

It's kind of you that you're open about this though.
Most people thinking like you act behind the back.

posting it
https://www.dropbox.com/s/sx0rhh16d00tha2/chaser.m4a?dl=0
my voice sounds like shit

>>8336293
>hit the x button on the top right

>>8336276
while i understand that you wouldn't even be able to fill half a teacup with the amount of self-esteem in these threads, it's not a good idea to openly declare that you have low standards, as it will be a clarion call for lurking chasers to paw at you (chasers can smell weakness, you know)

it'd be better if you just worked on your voice more, then tricked an unambiguously heterosexual cis male into a relationship with you

>>8336292
Heyyy how do you record a call?

>>8336292
I don't feel like listening to this rn since I'm going to sleep but your voice has always sounded fine

>>8336288
>That's a baffling post.
i hate to use the old childish riposte of "i know you are, but what am i", but i feel equally confused by your post

you can have sass instead, okay

>AGPing after a hower
it's never felt this good to be this bad
also i'm losing a ton of weight lmao

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>>8335862
tfw you play battletech with daddy
i love comfy board games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>8336292
What the hell is that accent of his?

>>8336307
>i feel equally confused by your post
What's so weird about seeking a life partner?
Are you not from this planet?

These days, people are weirded out by the most natural things. I hate the 321st century.

>>8336312
argentina
>>8336305
it was cracking a lot in this because im super fucking tired and because he made me laugh a lot.

>>8336304
im on mac its probably different

how do i force myself to not eat
i cant help it

>>8336318
>argentina
Oh. He sounds like a New York gangster from the 1930s for some reason.

Please whatever you do: Don't poop on me!

>>8336322
same

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>>8335880
pokemon is cool i started to collect the cards and i play the online game and i got a ds and play lots of pokemon!!!
i got a really cool phanpy card a couple weeks ago!!! i want all of the phanpys and even the plush ones too!

>>8336316
ru from future. is there flying cars

how do we stop thirsty straight trannies from enabling beta chasers

>>8336322
how do i force myself to eat, im tired of having sunken cheeks and stuff

>>8336298
>it'd be better if you (...) tricked an unambiguously heterosexual cis male into a relationship with you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_up_to_fail

You hate transsexuals, don't you?

littles pls go

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>>8336333
No. It's worse than Mad Max

>>8336336
>how do we stop people from being happy
The purpose of whole 4chan literally.

>>8335856
I hate when people type MTG because I always read it as mtfg.

>>8336338
i may not the best person in the world at giving at advice, and that part of the sentence may have been made with my tongue in my cheek

i'm doing my best, anon

>>8336336
but but but ! What if they are nice? :D

>>8336340
well it's the future you chose I guess

>>8336340
>>8336333
LOL.

>>8336292
>guys that won't take no for an answer
Eww.

>>8336341
4chan is a great place to meet new people that are trans :D

>>8336337
im not sure anon. i dont really choose to overeat consciously, its just what my bldy defaults to doing and then by the time i am able to think "oh i should probably not eat this" i always come up with some excuse or not even and just say fuck it bc i hate myself anyway

maybe try eating lots of new things that you havent before

>>8335945

Can I play with y'all?

>>8336351
To be fair, 4chan wasn't designed for this.
It's supposed to be "anonymous", you know...

>>8336337
drink those ensure high cal shakes

>>8336353
Probably, yeah, got any contact info?

>>8336354
4chan is really fucking stupid.
>dozens of millions of young people with no friends are becoming socially retarded because the only interaction they get is an anonymous imageboard that actively prohibits relationships

>>8336354
Aww :( That's too bad. But I like how it is now! So much culture to be had!

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>>8336339
b-but theirs no where else good to go!!!!
(besides daddys bed)

>>8336354
Why can we use names and trips if it's supposed to be anonymous?

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>>8336345
>What if they are nice? :D
Then they've done a good job of fooling you.

Not that that takes much effort in this place.

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>>8336340
this is me in the post apocalypse, driven insane (again) from the lack of hrt

>>8336364
That's good :) As long as they are nice to my friends and I what more can I ask? :D

>>8335905
mahjong is for old people!

>>8336363
So anons can call us fags

>>8336370
Why are you always so upbeat and optimistic, Spicy? It's very unnerving.

>>8336350
>girls that won't give "yes" for an answer
okay, okay. i'm joking THIS time.

truth be told though, women often say "no" habitually. their denial is not conscious and simply a result of not knowing better. we could call it "uninformed denial". because it's so common with women, it's no surprise that men don't take their response seriously. most women throughout the history have been forced or tricked into relationships... and they often were glad that they have. i know it's wicked but don't blame me, i'm just an observer of humanity.

>>8336377
shes a very nice person

>>8336375
So basically the same reason why God created sandpeople, so we have someone to look down on.

>>8336379
You're just a bitter faggot who can't get laid.

>>8336379
is this a joke?

>>8336357
Wow, sometimes you say something that resonates with me. +1

>>8336363
I think the official excuse was that it's for those who post original content or something.

>>8336367
I read some stuff about a girl working on diy estrogen med production so maybe we won't be completely fucked

>>8336380
There's more to this than meets the eye, I just know it. I'm tossing Occam's razor out on this one and going with my gut.

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>>8336379
Wew lad

>>8336388
The first line is.

>>8336387
Can't I be both?

>>8336400
Yes, but in this case you're not, just the latter.

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Future Natalie desu

>>8336394
u know when 4chan was first created most people used a name. the Anonymous we r legun shit tripfag bad xddd only came later

oh i only have my old trip on mobile

i went to the psychologist, he said it was incredible i was still alive because instead of a brain i have a beehive in my skull. weird

>>8336408
omfg you said you wouldnt post that

>>8336410
I didn't know this.
And I find it hard to believe.

>>8336408
Is natalie flat?

>>8336410
/b/ had forced anonymous for years

>>8336414
A literal hivemind.

tfw the commies hate you for not being a commie
tfw you hate the nazis for being nazis

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>>8336419
No she has mega milks

>super hungry
>its 3 am and im going to bed soon
Is it better to just not eat until the morning? i feel like im not going to be able to sleep this hungry

>>8336430
thats very much not it

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>>8336292
You people really are a bunch of pinheads, aren't you? That guy probably doesn't even understand he's been rejected. He hears "no", but it's interlaced with giggling and laughing and it sounds playful. The tone of the conversation started off serious, but it soon became flirty, and at that point it was useless trying to get across the serious message that he needs to stop. You should have kept it short, and shut him down as soon he started talking about how he makes you hard.

It was pathetic how that conversation ended compared to how it started. No one will take you seriously if you try to set boundaries and then immediately shift them.

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>>8336430
>tfw you get called a nazi for not being a commie extreme leftist like all SJWs seem to be
>tfw despite spending a lot of time on /pol/ and enjoying their memes and a lot of the information, you're still registering as centre left
>tfw /pol/ sees you as part of the SJW crowd because Tumblr
>tfw no qt /pol/ boyfriend to have white babies with

>>8336438
Its hard when hes been my friend for like 4 years T_T.

>>8336438
>You people really are a bunch of pinheads, aren't you?
we dont know how to be boys okay!

>>8336410
>u know when 4chan was first created most people used a name
Only edgy, power-hungry mods like Snacks

>>8336450
>Only edgy, power-hungry mods
Are there any other kinds of mods?

what are some good at least mostly safe for work lgbt discords

im very bored

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>>8336292
have gf of two years
camming for a guy to "thank" him lmao

>>8336292
is this what being hit on is like?
I dont think I will ever be hit on

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>>8336446
I hope you've at least stopped accepting money from him.

Wouldn't surprise me if you hadn't though.

>>8336434
have a small snack

>>8336457
>camming for a guy to
i showed him my ass ONE TIME. my computer had been broken for weeks, it was blue screening on every boot up. so i asked him to help me fix it and he walked me through what to do. So i showed him my butt. ONCE.

>>8336459
its not all its cracked up to be

Just go to sleep.

>>8336464
Your bare butt? D:

>>8336470
yes.

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>>8336464
>its not all its cracked up to be
I can imagine
its just
being mostly straight and being a tranny and dumb and ugly is kind of a losing combination

its a horrible thing to want but yeah its just, blah

>>8336450
it was weird how he got demodded quite fast but the "bring back snacks" meme survived for years

>>8336470
You never talk to me anymore.

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>>8336464
i think the proper way to thank someone is "oh thank you so much for all the help i appreciate it :^)"
me and my bf helped out his friends build some computers and none of them sent me a dick pick lol (although none of them even said thank you qwq)

(t. non slutte pure non transbian cis passing 5;2" tranny)

>>8336475
>passing
post pic then

>>8336472
im glad hrt made me a dyke dating men was awful and scary

>>8336459
I got hit on twice when I was in uni.
I was repressing hard, plus I'm ace, so I just told them that i'm gay.

>>8336471
That degenerated

>>8336474
Whut

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>>8336473
>tfw snacks is a distant memory on 4chan now
It's some Ozymandias shit, I'm telling you.

I love the cult of personality that develops around trips though. I think that's the main reason I spend so much time in /mtfg/

sertii i cant actually see your dms right now, line is being garbage, jsyk <3

http://www.clickhole.com/article/inspiring-progressive-bully-torments-transgender-s-4458

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Kara is abusing me and keeps talking over me :(

>it's a "cis tits whines about being gatekept for 2 years despite thinking people should be gatekept for blockers until 15" episode
oh boy

>>8336492
SO
PROGRESSIVE

>>8336475
I'm sorry none of them sent you images of their penis. if you want I can take one for you

jeessus fucking christ that ss some strong shti
fucking neardeathexperience in a bottle

Why do all trannies use tripcodes?

>>8336502
(you)s make our tits grow.

>>8336502
Idk, I got bored and started using one half an hour ago, been anonposting for months.

>>8336502
need to feel like a snowflake in a containment thread

>>8336505
is that why mine got so big?

>>8336502

>>8336502
relationships

Hrt makes me walking gayly

>>8336502
Most trannies were lonely betas growing up and were so starved for attention that they're compensating for it by using a tripcode in order to try and become popular on the internet. They like the fact that they get a lot of

>>8336509
Ye.

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>>8336514
then i give you all my you's

>>8336502
so people can filter me

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>>8336516
Aww, thanks~.

If you're American, go to bed right now.

>>8336529
What time is it there? It's only just 10PM here.

>>8336529
You can't make me

>>8336529
I am American but I live in Germany, it's a bit early to go sleep

>>8336529
you aren't my mom

>>8336529
Maybe.

>>8336494

Kick her in the tits.

>>8336530
11AM.

>>8336531
>>8336534
>>8336536
There is no reason you should be awake at this time.

>>8336533
Don't tell lies to me, Franzi. You're as German as currywurst.

I touched the other side and it gave me nausea

Gave up hope, I can finally start living

Gave up hope, I can finally start dying

>>8336544
this actually but y'know

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>>8336538
I'm both actually

>>8336537
I'd rather suck on her tits.

>>8336538
I'm talking to someone and that's a good enough reason to be up.

>>8336546
Are you a half-breed? Do you have military parents?

>>8336548
My parents had a German bakery in the US for a while. I was born there during that time.
I'm biologically 100% aryan tho

>>8336455
pls help

>>8336549
Wow, if things had turned out just a tiny bit different, you could have been American.

Scary thought, eh?

aaaaarghhhh I'm a brain in a rubber flesh suit

>>8336554
At least I wouldn't have a problem with gaining weight then :^)

>>8336555
i wish someone would release me from mine

>>8336557
Try picking up a fork every now and then.

Ya pinhead.

>>8336549
at least you have somewhere to escape to when Germany is finished being completely overrun by islam and the EU collapses

>>8336396
I really am a nice person :) or at least I try to! Every day is ripe with adventure and discovery! :D

Sorry I've not been around too much yall! :S I'll try to not be so busy so I can talk to yall! :D

thread is dead

ded
also I'm pretty sure this K is actually MXE
it's been 4 fucking hours and I'm still really really out of it