/mtfg/ - transwoman general

>>8330219
bisexual is best sexual

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>>8330200
Fug u no I not

>>8330204
I wish I was a good enough author to write about cute futas ;~;

>>8330225
>reccomended
>girlfriends
Easily my favorite yuri manga of all time. I never finished it though and its been a few years. i think i might re read it.

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First for Splatoon 2.

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!!WARNING!!
!!WARNING!!
!!DO NOT ALLOW UN-ESCORTED CHILDREN INTO THIS THREAD!!
!!DO NOT ALLOW ELANNA TO BE ALONE WITH SOMEONE IN THIS THREAD!!
!!TRAVEL IN PAIRS!!

tfw you managed to pack all your vitamins and e/cypro pills into your pill holder except 5 omega-3 pills :(

>>8330233
i want to hold hands with elanna
>>8330234
just store those extra ones in your butt

>>8330234
we have omega-3 pills here too, you know

>>8330234
Eat salmon, good girls eat salmon.

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Wow they just released a study saying that a glass of wine a day will increase your chance of breast cancer 8%

Don't worry most of y'all are safe

adjusted for time difference ill be taking my e at 4:30am, 12:30pm and 8:30pm

>>8330231
Do iiit it's a really cute story
>>8330233
I'm not very good at predating
Like most things tbhq

http://www.strawpoll.me/13024562

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>>8330245
>tfw mom used to force feed me omega 3 pills all the time
>went to go visit aunt and cousins once
>aunt is looking at my pill bottles
>notices the omega 3 bottle says its for dogs
>aunt and cousins laugh at me the entire rest of the trip for taking dog pills

>mfw i dont have the proper reaction image for that much emabrassment

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>>8330258
there should be a not sure option

>>8330266
maybe that's why your wolf ears developed so well

>>8330266
they're still omega-3s tho

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I don't think anyone gives a shit or really follows any of the shit I spew on this forum, but for the few who might you'll remember I've gone off my spiro exaclty a week ago. My nuts literally redropped yesterday and today I don't even want to fucking describe how angry I was.

I spent most of my day crying in the cemetery (mostly over bitcoins and how stupid I am hahahah literally a 185k loss - SHOULD have held!).

I read up on what the NASDAQ is, bought 2 shares of Tesla trading at 310 USD, and a few other random things like Nintendo (banking on a switch price pump), and such.

I cleaned my room.

I finally archived (did not label -- should have) and encrypted the suripticious recordings I make with my phone.

I wrote a ton of lyrics. I hiked.


I am furious with the world and trying to scheme millions of dollars.

I've missed this feeling and I didn't even know how bad.


What the fuck do I do MTFG? I'm better off with tesosterone but I really really REALLY cannot allow myself to grow male D;

fuck.my.life.

>>8330266
sounds ruff

>>8330274
cut your balls off

Someone tell me to do my homework.

>>8330266

awoo

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>>8330266

>>8330280
Do your homework

DO IT NOW

>>8330239
me too desu

>>8330278
But the testosterone objectively makes my life better. It's such a juxtiposition I'm shoved in. Like fuck I feel like i have a gun to my head. Choose between manhood and success and failure and womanhood. Either way is an obvious failure. God damn it. Why am I not a cis woman...or cis man?!

>>8330274
Be a high test girl? :O
No but seriously that sounds awful :(
Hugg

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>>8330280
do your homework

>>8330289
i thought your issues were with AAs not e?

>>8330284
yeah thats about how i felt.

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You will tell no one.

>>8330297
no i will

>>8330297
don't worry I won't reveal how you and nim kissed

>>8330297
I'll tell everyone.

>>8330254
white or red? is it the alcohol or like something else? were brca mutations taken into account?

i don't like wine but I do like prosecco, vinho verde and champagne ;~;

>>8330266
Omega-3s help with skin elasticity, and joints.

>>8330300
>>8330307
>>8330308
snitches

this is why i never told any of you about that time i had sex with beepbeep

>>8330320
yeah that one time in your dreams right?

>>8330320
same

>>8330254
I hate it when men come into these threads and try to make fun of us

What to do when bored?

>>8330239
>>8330286
*holds ur hand*

TRANSBIANS RULE THIS EARTH

>>8330318
really? maybe il start taking them again.

>>8330285
>>8330292

OKAY! :D

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>>8330295
I'm still on estrogen. I'm on 6 MG until I start injections then I'm assuming a large spike. I had hoped to order with bitcoin today a bunch of different drugs including cypro, but I fell literally 3.50 cents short and I have to wait for Friday for the exchanges to come through - I miscalculated at peak time and now the floor is dropping so...no chance to order tonight. I'm really upset about that. I have an appointment with plannned parenthood Thursday before my smashbros tournament, and I was hoping to be on cypro by then. I also need to seriously consider whether I want to just meme around as a "non-binary" "girl" or some shit like that, because despite being absolutely unequivcally blow my brains out certain I'm supposed to have been born female, the fact remains i feel physically and mentally more capable while on testosterone. I am motivated, calculating, and pragmatic. I knew I was losing my mind, I just didn't see why until now. So what the fuck D:

Bica might be the way to go if I can get the dose right...I've got a lot of experimenting to do and not enough funds right now.

>>8330318
and give you a soft and fluffy coat

>>8330336
they'll keep your coat nice and shiny too

>>8330289
You can have womanhood and success too. You just have to reach into yourself and create the drive and determination.

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>>8330328
delete your 4chan account

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>>8330334

>>8330341
DON'T YOU EVER STEAL MY JOKE AGAIN

DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME

NEVER EVER AGAIN OR I WILL END YOU

>>8330335
dare 2 be straight

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>>8330351
you're the one who stole my joke dude

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>>8330357
HISSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>8330308

>>8330357
>calling nim dude
I bet you are under 5 foot tall too
N O S Y M P A T H Y

>>8330320
gross dude lol you know that chick has a DICK right??

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Who's got two thumbs and good taste in pizza and Chinese cartoons?

Not Elanna, that's for sure.

>>8330345
I'm sorry Anon

>>8330342
I dont get it

>>8330372
cuz you're a dog

come on maddie

>>8330360
calm down
>>8330364
sorry. also I'm 5'11 but I have already had the nim lecture about how since I'm 1 inch shorter than her I don't have any right to complain about any of my other problems

>>8330377
>tfw nim will never pet you like her dog

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>>8330348
no homo tho

>>8330384
im sorry

i was probably in one of my moods that day

it's two inches btw

>>8330386
unexpected arousal from this post

>>8330387
did you use a glove

>>8330386
you want a collar?

>>8330388
it's okay.

>>8330396
are we friends now

>>8330390
It was intended to be lewd
>>8330394
>when nim wants to collar you

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>tfw you finally beat Prey this morning and the ending makes you feel dysphoric as shit as yu look down at your body.

seriously, this shit has had me feeling weird all day.

>>8330396
>>8330398
kiss and make up and/or out

>>8330399
we'll need a leash too

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>>8330394
I would like one please
>>8330398
we were always friends silly. well maybe not really I guess since no one ever knows who I am but I like you

awoo

>>8330401
what?

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>>8330334
hey elanna u wanna do gay things together

>>8330407
r u noose

>>8330405
im ok with this

night every one! girls and chasers.

see ya

oh god theyre all hons
is this what we look like
https://www.reddit.com/r/MTFSelfieTrain/

>>8330313
Any alcohol

>>8330403
nim has a gf
>>8330409
hi beeper
>>8330413
no

>>8330419
yeah!

>>8330421
oh

why do you like me

>>8330411
[spoiler]if you beat the game look at your characters arms and legs, this shit made my skin crawl.[/spoiler]

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>tfw not doing gay things rn

>>8330424
because youre funny and cute

>>8330419
There's a couple of cute ones in there.

http://imgur.com/a/4rFtS

>>8330425
why? I cant afford the game
is he super jacked or is he secretly a girl?

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>>8330412
Kinda sorta a lot actually
>>8330391
girls holding hands is pure don't wear gloves for that

>>8330428
>close up of jaw
kill me

>>8330401
was it good? it's one of the games i really want to get

>>8330432
>Kinda sorta a lot actually
Called it. You cant hold back your lesbian urges anymore

>>8330427
are you the same anon who calls franzi fransi, because she's still single, you know

sometimes it feels like my brain is being marinated in the chemicals that make it sad

>>8330420
I wish I could get you drunk, lay you down, shove a long lobotomy pick up your nose
tap it gently and wiggle it around

>>8330432
but you could get knocked up

>>8330431
he/she isnt a person.

>>8330421
hi nonny

>>8330427
><

>>8330435
She'll be fine after FFS

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>>8330432
good night you fucking LESBO shit taste fuck im taking your shift in the morning

>>8330442
that only works if you hold hands with a boy

>>8330446
FFS is a meme

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But it is pretty sexy, right?

>>8330453
ANGIE OUT

>>8330443
why is that creepy?

>>8330449
Good. Poor Elanna needs a break

>tfw watching videos of some guy documenting the final hours of malls that are going out of business

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>>8330432
okay we can do gay things like hold hands and cuddle but only for a little bit
>>8330439
wow i am actually how did you know
>>8330444
<3
>>8330445
nim whats wrong what are you blushing about

>>8330453
dont say these scary words

i wanna poo on beep

>>8330449
its okay if you like boys but please respect others and don't be mean to the homo ladies

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>>8330438
I've got like 10 drinks in me don't you be thinking this is what I'm like allll the time
>>8330463
Why only a little bit? ;~;
>>8330442
No I cant
>>8330449
IM NOT A LESBIAN WTF
Goodnight temporary grocery cuck

>>8330463
those girls sure are close to one another..

>>8330463
>wow i am actually how did you know
i am a geniouos and can tell from the way you type

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>>8330463
L E W D

>>8330468
dont say these scary words

>>8330473
They're having a domestic.

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>>8330468
and>>8330478

>>8330437
really good.

not really a horror game but more of a really dark action movie, in which you can be a badass bitch with a wrench. channel your inner ripley as it were.

the story is tense. the atmosphere is really dark. i literally cried reading emails on a videogame. 10/10 would have night mares again.

>>8330459

Cw: Spoilers

because you arent yu, but an aberration and freakish and ugly. iunno, maybe im too sensitive but it made me feel super freaked out.

>>8330485
>because you arent yu, but an aberration and freakish and ugly. iunno, maybe im too sensitive but it made me feel super freaked out.
oh
eh

>>8330437
It's basically Deus Ex with spoops that also feels a tiny bit like Bioshock.

Wouldn't recommend it, it's too scary for trannies.

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>>8330472
idk i don't want to do real sex so only a little bit
>>8330473
yeah idk what they are doing i hope they are okay
>>8330474
thats cool i don't think anyone ever recognized me before

>>8330472
>gets gay as soon as shes tipsy and her inhibitions go away
Yep you repress your dyke feelings well until you get drunk.

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>>8330472
>"I'm not a lesbian"
Bad enough I work with a Nazi sexual deviant, but a liar too?

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Anyone wanna go an a MAGICAL journey with me?

>>8330493
i kinda wanna do that with a girl just as a prank to see how she'd react

>>8330472
"I'm not gay I'm heteroflexible"

>>8330497
ok

>>8330493
>i don't want to do real sex
why not?

>>8330493
>thats cool i don't think anyone ever recognized me before
I'm always watching you, anon.

>>8330496
just get on hrt already dude
>>8330497
where are we going

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>>8330505
Zna and I wanna play D&D, and we need a group.

>>8330509
i might be into that

>>8330509
mirielle-chan pls talk to me

>>8330511
No, not you.

>>8330513
oh okay

>>8330509
Only if it ends in a fantasy sexual romp.

>>8330498
i bet you wanna do pic related with a girl too just as a prank tho
>>8330502
i just don't want to okay
>>8330503
<3
>>8330509
i kinda want to try dnd if i was playing it irl but online idk

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>>8330493
Oh ok
;_;
This is good too tho

>>8330495
Drunk me is not the real me though I'm just drunk

>>8330496
Ur just hopping on the meme bandwagon

>>8330499
Accurate

nevermind mirielle-chan is rude
this is what happens when you associate with bad influences

>>8330509
how would you be playing dnd?

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>>8330517
whoops this is what nim wants to do

>>8330519
>Drunk me is not the real me though I'm just drunk
It is when you drink all the time ;)

>>8330519
>"""meme"""
Maybe you're right though. You're just a Matthewsexual (but I mean who isn't, he turns straight men gay)

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>>8330514
You'd flake out.

>>8330515
It would most likely start that way.

>>8330524
Skype/Discord—something like those.

>>8330517
>>8330526
just as a prank tho!

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>>8330519
if you want i will scrubb your hair for you but im going to keep my clothes on okay

how do i get a hot bod

>>8330534
no i wouldnt im switching to bica i wont be as weird :(

>>8330515
No lewd for me, thanks.

>>8330534
>Skype/Discord—something like those.
i found a site the other day that lets u play dnd on it with friends. iv never tried it tho
https://roll20.net/

>>8330544
Lewds specifically for you.

>>8330543
>i wont be as weird :(
this is like the devil saying "i won't be as evil"

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>>8330551
it makes me sad when people call me weird

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>>8330528
I'm not some kind of alcoholic I just drink frequently and like to flirt with girls

>>8330540
Sounds pretty platonic to me but I'm down

>>8330529
Ok I'd rather you tease me about being gay tbhhh

>>8330550
Nope.
>>8330552
It's okay, weird is alright.

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>>8330543
All right. I'd love it if you were really interested.

>>8330548
I'll test it. I don't think it'll be necessary; we're going to be relaxed with many rules to avoid tedium.

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>>8330539
yeah it would be hilarious
>>8330541
just be yourself
>>8330554
platonic is okay

>Put jolly rancher in mouth
>Suck on it for 2 seconds before biting it in half
Im crazy and no one can stop me.

>>8330554
I know im just teasing you
>>8330559
okies it was just a thought sorry

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>>8330554
>I'd rather you tease me about being gay
Did I hit too close to home? :^)

>>8330565
I appreciate the suggestion. No need to apologize.

>>8330562
someone get this madwoman out of here!

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>>8330561
But being platonic with girls just makes me wish for more ya know?

>>8330569
I'll try not to get jealous of your quality time together tomorrow
Dem price checks

>>8330559
:D

my name is nim and i put petroleum jelly on my face

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So, today:

>I got called ma'am
>an uncomfortably touchy old dude paid for my lunch
>some strange man tried to touch my ass

...am I a woman now?

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All Americans have to provide one reason for why they're still awake, and say one nice thing about a trip in this thread.

If they cannot do this, they have to turn off their computers and go to sleep.

i dont like being a boy

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>>8330580
oh wait shit I forgot I'll be with him.
if I kill myself after "I'm sawhry" number 15 you can have my dog

>>8330589
>ywn pass this well

>>8330580
real talk i have no idea who i would prefer a relationship with and sex with anyone seems scary and gross right now so idk
>>8330587
i bet youre a slippery now
>>8330591
but you arent

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>>8330591
Same.

>>8330589
>an uncomfortably touchy old dude paid for my lunch
is that why they call you tambourine

because people want to tap you

>>8330598
im sorry i am
>>8330601
its bad i hate it

>>8330587
YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO STOP BEING WEIRD

>>8330606
I HAVE DRY SPOTS THAT NEED EXTRA MOISTURE

>>8330587
I thought you agreed yesterday to start using flavored lube on your lips instead

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>>8330592
Awee when he's apologising you can stare deeply into his eyes and tell him it's ok
I'm sure he'd appreciate the thought.

Also that is one happy ass doggo holy

>>8330598
I think that's the purpose that experimenting serves tho

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>>8330594

It's kinda freaky honestly.

>>8330602

...no.

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experimenting will make you hate yourself so you need to stay closed off

>>8330608
i will use papaya because im not LEWD

>tfw going to off myself before 30

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>>8330611
If I stare into his eyes he'll steal my soul

>>8330612
>...no.
maybe yes though

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>>8330614
But you agreed yesterday. did you forget?

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>going to bed early make me wake up far too soon
Come on, the first alarm is at 8:20

>>8330620
you tricked me!

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>>8330619

Well, I mean... I guess people want to tap me now?

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>>8330613
But that's no fun

>>8330617
He'd take really good care of it though

>>8330623
how old and how long hrt

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>>8330623
you should begin to reciprocate their advances now

>>8330624
but you don't want to regret things!

>>8330613
with that attitude, you might as well go live in a nunnery

let the beast out of the cage sometimes, nim

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>>8330624
>He'd take good care of it though
It's just full of post-ironic sad memes, I don't think he'd get it tbqhwymf

>>8330625

23, 9 months as of today.

>>8330629

I mean, if someone cute wanted to touch me I would be into it. Not old men and random dudes walking by...

>>8330634
>you might as well go live in a nunnery
i plan to

>>8330631
Thats why you should experiment with people you trust. You will regret never having tried anything a lot more than trying something and not liking it

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>boss goes to visit a client
>autist who's the same rank as me decides he's manager and has to micromanage everything
>literally useless at his job, completely breaks servers regularly
>has to waste my time too going on autistic rants because he didn't see an email and I had already handled it
I hate my job

>>8330613
what if i already hate myself

>>8330639
id still regret it if i didnt like it

>>8330643
So you never try new foods then? What if you try something and you dont like it. YOU COULD REGRET IT. LIFE WOULD BE OVER

>>8330650
actually no, not usually

i tried pickles and that was the first new thing ive tried in years, and i didn't like them

>>8330650
>So you never try new foods then?
uhm you know this is nim youre talking to right...

some times it feels like my heart was amputated when we stopped seeing each other, it's really hard to process, especially when I'm tired

>>8330643
What are you so scared of, Nim?

>>8330659
what do you mean

>>8330660
You don't want to experiment because you'd end up hating yourself.

What do you not want to discover about yourself?

>>8330662
i know what you're getting at and it's not that

sipping on a gt rn

(gin and tonic you pervs)

>>8330664
Well, what is it then?

>>8330667
its nothing, i just dont want to do something i wont like

>>8330664
Yes it is. you are scared of catching the gay or that you will really like sex
>>8330666
gt just means the sequal to DBZ. get your mind out of the gutter

>>8330666
i've got a gt in my hands right now too

(girltinkler, you alcoholics)

>>8330666
Elanna roofied it, watch out

>>8330613

>you'll never conduct an experiment into the effects of a long term monogamous relationship on Nim's smile

>>8330666
> Not seeping on a gt86
But... I thought anons were degenerate?

sipping on a gt rn

(girl tinkler)

>>8330670
no way of knowing that

>>8330670
dbz is for kids
>>8330671
this is the only drink i'm going to have tonight though
>>8330672
hmm is she going to take me away somewhere sounds exciting
>>8330676
nice

>>8330676
post pics

im going to get a ffs okay? then maybe ill shut up

>>8330679
Yeah because you are too scared of finding out silly.

>>8330669
How do you know you won't like it if you don't try it in the first place though?

Dumb Nim.

>>8330674
i do'nt know what that is though
>>8330682
you're pretty already but if you want ffs even just for you i think you should get it

>>8330683
im not scared

>>8330684
im not gonna try it and regret it

>>8330687
A car

>>8330682
when I get ffs the goal is to end up with a face like you already have

>>8330691
my car is a 1997 chevrolet cavalier

>>8330693
i have no lips. my chin is really big. my nose is uggo. my brow is a mountain slope and my eyes are tiny and full of pain

>>8330640
at least you have a job in this economy

>>8330687
im excited but nervous..what if i still cant deal w my face :/

>>8330690
Yes you are. a great big scaredy cat .Will die a virgin for sure because shes too scared to ever do anything.

>>8330699
dont be mean

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>>8330697
It took me a year to get this job and I'm about to quit because of him

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gorram illegal aliens, coming into our solar system and stealing our frelling suns energy
GO HOME ALIENS!

>>8330699
rude, but true

>>8330704

There's nothing there... just a red circle.

Idiots.

>>8330701
>>8330706
sorry was trying reverse psychology. Nim knows i love her

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>>8330708
a very fast red circle, probably some kind of plasma bubble or something
I was just being funny dont be mean

i need a better vocation than lying in bed feeling sad that i'm not a girl

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>>8330703
get a job delivering pizzas to cute boys

/mtfg/ suicide pact when

>>8330709
sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind.

>>8330712

Yeah, yeah, dw I wasn't calling you an idiot. But now I'm confused, is the red circle actually meant to be there? Or is it superimposed to highlight something else?

>>8330717
I can't drive

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>>8330717
wtf
I did not post that image
I posted this image

>>8330725
get a license

>>8330725
but you live in australia, how do you get to places

>>8330725
>tfw way too much anxiety to drive
>25 and still only have learners
>wanted to get it really bad a few years ago but spiro gives me god awful car sickness and theres no way i can learn to drive like this
Just kill me

>>8330729
You don't get car sickness if you're the driver, pinhead.

>>8330729
writing prompt
trans girl racecar driver has to chose between transitioning and following her dreams

>>8330728
can i be the blowjob girl instead

>>8330729
> "traumatic" stuffs happened multiple times while driving
> made me cry and have panic crisis
> mfw still driving
I'm retard

>>8330729
is being too anxious to get your license common thing among all transgirls?
I didnt get my license until I was 26 or something

>>8330727
kangaroos, idiot...

>>8330719

After the FBI start raiding the /mtfg/ compound.

>>8330729
Do you do day trading? if I give you 200 dollars to invest in penny stocks, do you think you could lose that for me? If you double it, you can keep whatever you gain minus 30% of my cut. You're literally online all day, I might as well pay you to put your mind to better use than this fucking forum.

You want a writing gig? If I give you crap to write even if it's crap you wanna get paid minimum memes?

I tried to get cypro tonight but fucking bitcoin exchange crashed and I'm 4 dollars short still. I might beg on /pol/ or /soc/ like ugh I just wanna waste my gross profits on cypro D;

>>8330732
That's nonsense. I won't even dignify this. She could do both and be gorgeous. Ammend the criterium or I walk good ma'dam!

>>8330730
I have before when my dad took me to practice
>>8330736
i wish i could get past my anxiety enough to drive jfc

>>8330741
but we are good girls
why would they raid our compound
I mean our mansion

>>8330742
>Do you do day trading? if I give you 200 dollars to invest in penny stocks, do you think you could lose that for me? If you double it, you can keep whatever you gain minus 30% of my cut. You're literally online all day, I might as well pay you to put your mind to better use than this fucking forum.
>You want a writing gig? If I give you crap to write even if it's crap you wanna get paid minimum memes?
what?

i can't drive

>>8330745
Where is that mansion your are telling about, fellow trans girl? Wink wink

T.totally not fbi

http://www.strawpoll.me/13024803
http://www.strawpoll.me/13024803
http://www.strawpoll.me/13024803

>>8330745

Illegal Oestrogen production and the Reptilians prefer tough, sinewy, boy meat.

>>8330750
my eyeballs and motor skills are bad so i don't want to kill people

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>all these people who will never know the joys of driving around late at night, pretending you're Ryan Gosling from Drive or Jake Gyllenhaal from Nightcrawler

>>8330753
its not really that great. i like driving at night when its snowing though

>>8330753
i liked going out for a drive in the winter at night, some chill music on, and then step out for a bit and smoke.

i used to have a car but i sold it to go backpacking :(

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>>8330757
Driving at night is one of life's simple joys. The city is all calm and peaceful and the ambiance is completely different from driving during the day

I've never driven in snow before though, since it usually doesn't snow where I live and hasn't for some years now.

hey girls i'm filled with crushing loneliness and dozens of deep regrets!!!!!!

>>8330763
<3

also i'm not a girl, don't call me that

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>>8330746
My nigga you online for like 5 weeks straight I might as well pay you to be productive like learn to do penny stocks and we can get rich quick i swear bro for real like shit


>>8330741
I'm writing a light novella about MTFG and a girl who gets murdered as a result of befriending someone she thought she could trust here - who kills her and posts the pictures of the torture on Mtfg. A few months later, the girls realize it's not a hoax and one by one anyone invovled gets their house raided by a swat team. Eventually this place turns into a ghost town other than the usual cunts and lifers and all the innocent girls drop away and go into terrified hiding, feeling somewhat responsible for bullying poor bestgirl Sparkle into befriending a chaser, sock puppeting as a few various trips on MTFG. :V

>>8330759
I thought you didn't have a licence yet?

I don't smoke, but that's a nice touch, especially if you're standing on a hill staring contempatively over a city.

>>8330762
you should stop being a stinky brit and move somewhere with snow. its nice

>>8330753
night driving is literally the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1NAhlVRaZ4

>>8330765
then start hrt you bimbo

>>8330766
please do not write this

>>8330766
>for like 5 weeks straight
im not explaining this again T_T

>>8330762
Driving in the snow is comfy if it is not snowing too hard and if you have proper snow tyres, otherwise it's hard.

>>8330767
huh nah i got a license first thing when I turned 18.
Maybe you confuse me with Nicole? It's her who doesn't have a license.

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>>8330753
I drive through the red lights....when it's real night (it's really none of your buisness!)
I get high most nights....until I'm feeling alright (it's really none of your buisness!)

>>8330773
I'm just saying tho we could get rich tho

>>8330772
y tho

>>8330777
>I'm just saying tho we could get rich tho
fine teach me. im tired of being poor

>>8330768
I want to move to New England and stink up the place there, since it snows a lot in the winter and doesn't get too hot in the summer. Also, trees get really big in America.

>>8330770
Good taste, Sheen.

>>8330771
i'm on hrt

>>8330777
im already scared enough of people

Oh, and best snow driving experience is in a comfy tractor with a snow pusher at the front. Litteraly nothing can stop you.

who is non-socially transitioning 100% of the time? (still present as a boy)
who is partially social transitioning? (present as a boy in some circles and as a girl into others)

I started to transition socially this year with my gf's friends, at my college im still a boy. I just realize that my only safe-space is my gf's house, so if I break up with her i wont be able to dress as a girl anymore

>>8330782
except for a bigger tractor

>>8330780
then ur a girl srry

>only dozens

>>8330779
>Good taste, Sheen.
there's just something about this kind of music that suits driving the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLzjm9E1hwg

>>8330787
Used to help father with that in Case IH CVX was pretty fun.

>>8330775
Maybe, it's hard to tell nerds apart sometimes.

You should get a cheap car and go on road trips around Europe with her.

>>8330782
I bet a wendigo could

>>8330795
dude honestly when we both get a good job and settle down together we'll probably just do that (and also take a trip to Seattle)

>>8330788
explain why i'm literally a giant dude with a dick and facial hair and huge ape feet then lol

>>8330778
idk i gotta learn desu i got bored studying how the nasdaq works and took a break and went on reddit to troll trans girls there by telling them my HRT wasn't working. Told them i was using three sticks of deoderant all over my body and chewing cat litter. It took like 15 replies before the mods removed the thread.

>>8330781
It's actually going to be a finished movie script soon - starting a trans girl named Jamie. In person she's Jake and very closeted. Lives in NYC. Jamie almost gets killed and instead gets framed by the killer. It becomes a psychological chiller film where Jamie falls in love with (15 year old) Sparkle and tries to go meet her (jamie is 19). Features like 4 other trans girls and 2 chasers who all team up to solve who the fuck killd Sparkle and posts all those terrifying pictures, with sparkles #trip.

>>8330786
I'm girl 65% of the time, but usually pseudo guy at home around parents (ugh need out!) but around any girl group I'm wearing a bra and makeup and passing pretty damn well surprisingly (bra really helps lol), but around my old guy friends i have a lot of trouble like doing voice etc and boy mode fully with some but i always get choked up and panic attacky so I bail.

>>8330800
what's in seattle

>>8330796
Pff, they're what, CR 9?

>>8330803
>idk i gotta learn desu
k well if you do learn teach me pls senpai

>>8330801
idk shave
and dicks can be pretty girly

>>8330801
giant girl with a girl dick and girl facial hair and huge girl feet

>>8330805
Nicole's bff is there and also it's a fucking tranny mecca so it'd be fun to visit.

>>8330786
im 100% boy mode loser

>>8330810
oh is it

i didnt know that

idk if i wanna live in a tranny mecca tho, it might be easier to get clocked

but i guess nyc is one too

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this is trump using the orb of destiny to scry the location of homosexuals

i hope you've all converted to heterosexuality so the eye passes over you without judgement

>>8330806

>CR 9

TSUUUUU

>>8330812
it's a tranny mecca, doesn't mean it's filled with trannies. Keep in mind we are still an almost trivial part of the population.
It's just easier to find tranny friends in Seattle or find a tranny house where you can live, plus the healthcare there is apparently super good compared to the rest of burgerland.

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>>8330814
Nooope~

>>8330814
honestly purging us all just seems reasonable

most of us would be grateful for it

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>>8330807
I'm like 100% convinced I'm gonna be the wolf of wall street soon or at least go bankrupt but who gives a fuck abut that that's literally just means "fuck off lol" and then you not broke tho yeee

>>8330812
NYC is so filled with ugly ass people I swear some niggas look like goblins and shit and im not even being racial about it like honestly wtf yo and there are so many races there and each one has like different archetypes of absurdly messed up and deformed people like mongloid asians are fucking hilarious so are white people with facial dsyplasia and sometimes you get crazy cross dressers and other just totally psycho people i love NYC but honestly its overwehlming tho the subway is the best i love riding around literally all day and doing very little else i love trains im drunk D:l

>>8330816
you NYC? you wanna hang sometime in NYC? i'll bring like weed or LSD or something im so bored in albany omg save me D:

>>8330820
no sorry I'm in yurop lol

>>8330810
If Seattle is tranny Mecca, what is Portland?

>>8330822
also a tranny mecca

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They were going to throw away a bunch of perfectly good food at work so I brought it home

Guess I'm eating nothing but salad for the next week

>>8330823
no, there can only be one tranny mecca

portland can be tranny jerusalem

>>8330820
>I'm like 100% convinced I'm gonna be the wolf of wall street soon
Do it. and then teach me T_T

>>8330703
tough it out while looking for the next job.

>>8330806
CR17 actually