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>>8328963
It actually is the religion of peace for trannies though. Not for gays sadly.
political threads are always the highest quality right
>>8328972
>>8328970
>It actually is the religion of peace for trannies though.
Thats 100% false. The only islamic country that is semi ok with being transgender is Iran and they will force pretty much every homosexual to transition to female.
>>8328971
im an alpha male!!!!
i am!
>>8328972
Of course.
goodnight, sweet princesses
Oh look angry muslims once again murder innocent people. Actually this time it was innocent children leaving a concert. Cant wait to see the apologists defend islam once again while at the same time bashing other religions.
>>8328978
Hey so how does it feel that I beat your estrogen record?
>>8328976
I can be liberal and hate muslims too.
>>8328987
im a lil peeved desu
>>8328986
sass was already attempting
its almost as though liberals have no empathy
>>8328986
B-b-b-b-b-but muh religion of peace!
>>8328977
Kek, that's cause Islamic countries don't even consider transgender as real, if you have dysphoria they'll just put you as a woman, they'll force you to have surgery and hrt though. It's Govt. funded, a lot of gay men try and choose this option but end up getting executed since you need to apply for the option.
Even Pakistan has tranny rights anon. Fucking Pakistan.
>>8328986
>S u r g i c a l S t r i k e s
>C o l l a t e r a l D a m a g e
Lol, does the defense look like this?
>>8328996
we don't know who the attacker is yet it could be a protestant white guy :^)
>>8328992
fucking ben garrison
>>8328986
You don't even know who it was.
Hey, who wants to go to the Mediterranean and give out life jackets?
>>8328986
Isolated incident.
ugh fucking why terrorize children
https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/866810300275806209
https://twitter.com/helenpidd/status/866810899927109632
>>8329008
ohhh pick me
>tfw your gf unironically says its too early to determine if the attacker was a muslim or not
Its a good thing shes so cute
>>8328992
But it's mostly white Christians that have shot up America.
>>8328963
>Religion of peace edition
mfw
>>8328986
I can assure you all the media outlets are going to try their hardest and longest not to identify the attackers as muslim.
REMOVE KEBAB
>>8329017
*Technically* speaking it could be some other group or a lone wolf, but... statistically the odds just ain't there.
>Shakiras own country gets attacked by terrorists yet again
>All she can do is think about America
if /pol/ weren't autistic neckbeards they'd be doing the same shit kek
though i guess you could say a lot of the 'school shooters' fit the /pol/ failed male archetype
>>8328978
Good girls don't tell lies on the internet, Nim.
>>8329014
How do you think they get their 72 virgins in heaven?
So I have a question: Who the fuck cares who's to blame? Childeren are dead and people are using this to push agendas without so much as a microgram of empathy or sympathy. It really is disgusting.
>>8329027
school shooters are /r9k/ types, not /pol/ types
they usually shoot up schools because they're turbo autismos who've gotten bullied, not because they're pushing a political or religious agenda
>>8329026
>t. Butthurt NRA faglord.
>>8329019
Religion of peace just blew up a Manchester concert with several fatalities.
So peaceful.
>>8329044
>implying /pol/ types and /r9k/ types are not the same
They're both autistic
>>8329031
prove im lying!
>>8329025
nvm she had this to say after looking into it
>>8329044
/r9k/ and /pol/ have a fuckton of overlap though
>all the autists with hitler avatars who you can tell are the most autistic shut ins possible
>>8329041
A child is born every like few seconds, what's the issue?
>>8329041
This desu what the fuck's wrong with y'all
tfw ur not autistic :^D
>>8329018
why is it that when its a white person its a 'shooting'
but when its a black person its youth gang violence
when its a muslim its 'unidentified shooter'
the narrative is different in every way to get rid of weaponry and demonise whites
>>8329027
you are on the wrong side of history
quite literally
>>8329046
The truth hurts I know. Now go shoot up heroin and die of aids already.
>>8329041
Because if you can successfully identify who's to blame you can find a solution quicker to prevent such things in the future. The 'who' is of course going to be tinted with an ideological lens.
>>8329053
Nice.
>>8329041
Finding out who is to blame is part of preventing it from happening in the future.
>amerifat shoots up a school
>he was just a crazy kid! nothing wrong with our society!
>kebab blows himself up
>wtf I hate muslims now! No way he was acting alone it's a systematic problem with Islam!
rlly maeks u think
>empower salafists, arm them
>act surprised when there's lots of salafists with guns now
western realpolitik truly shows its wisdom
>>8329041
>Ignore the cause and the problem will go away!
>>8329071
post your feet.
>tfw you go to /r/all and reddit is so cucked that something trump did is higher than the manchester bombing
BUT DRUMPF SAID SOMETHING BAD
>>8329052
>prove im lying!
I usually don't like to repost people's photos because I think it's rude, but just take a look at these arms of yours, Nim
These are not the arms of an alpha male.
this would've never been a problem if ya'll didn't kill my buddy saddam
>>8329041
>Dosnt want to prevent this from happening again because that would be problematic and ughhh racist!
>>8329081
my arms flexible which gives me an edge in fights with other alphas
>>8329079
Reddit does seem to have a hateboner for trump
>>8329077
your feet.
>>8329089
The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia literally only exists thanks to Great Britain :D
>>8329059
>When a white person crashes a plane with no survivors he was "mentally ill"
I bet the homosexzuals are responseible fro this
>>8329093
And by virtue of it existing, so too did the proliferation of Wahhabism.
>>8329063
The "who" here is easy to see. But no one will do anything. Trump cuck just visited Saudi on a dick sucking tour. Do you know who Saudi Arabia is?
They behead people for witchcraft, drug smuggling, homosexuality, apostasy, insulting the King, etc.
They also Fund Isis, al-nusra and the Taliban. And the World knows it, yet refuses to do anything. Saudi is massacring children in Yemen RIGHT NOW, they're bombing Schools for the fucking blind, hospitals, mosques, and you know what the US did? They sent in ships to blockade Yemen and actively helped them in killing civilians via starvation. You cry and bitch about terrorism while you FUCKING FUND IT ACROSS THE WORLD.
You want this to stop? You kill their ideology, you know how you kill their ideology? You stop funding it. And doing shit like this
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/saudi-arabia-un-womens-right-commission-un-watch-middle-east-muslim-driving-clothes-a7698536.html
Electing a country that doesn't let women drive to the head of the women's rights council. I can smell the amount of Saudi semen you fucks are covered in.
>>8329087
Very interesting that you think the most important thing is to be flexible in "fights" with other alphas.
if you had linked me a thread with a bunch of trannies talking about how shitty islam is when i was like 16 it would've blown my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE
I made this while y'all were arguing about hijabs.
>>8329095
forced conversion therapy for all until the bombings stop!
>>8329097
No shit nigger, did you think I like Trump and our 'alliance' with the Saudis or something?
>>8329090
oi you fokin cheeky one arent ya m8?
>>8329098
what's wrong with being flexible?
>>8329071
Jormy is back?!
>>8329096
Every single secular arab government has been sabotaged for being too close to the dirty gommunists. Like fuck's sake, even today America is promoting salafist terrorists over the much more religiously tolerant, if dictatorial, government of Assad.
This is the equivalent of giving guns to the fucking Lord's Resistance Army and the west won't fucking stop doing it. Progressive and more moderate forces within Islam were destroyed with western assistance and are still being destroyed with western assistance. if I killed every Christian but the fundamentalists in America the results would be very similar, I feel.
>>8329097
Turn saudi arabia to glass imo
>>8329093
we can't keep blaming britain for all of the world's problems
it is true that the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but it's time for the KSA to take responsibility for the consequences of its own actions
also, as foreigners, we should be nice to the UK
>>8329076
How do you get that out of what I'm saying? What I'm saying is don't jump to conclusions that push your agendas when this stuff happens at show sympathy for the victims and their loved ones.
>>8329110
like in halo?
>>8329100
Yeah it still blows my mind every tranny is a far right psycho.
>>8329110
They're acting as middle men for the US to fund salafi terrorists though. So they will never do that.
Did you know Saudi took in 0 refugees? And when the refugees asked for help, they said "go to Europe, we'll build you mosques there" and now they're building salafi mosuqes in Europe, radicalising the refugees.
>>8329120
>being this much of a cuck for islam
Go move to their countries and enjoy their hospitality.
>>8329110
this tbqhwyf
>>8329121
I actually think it's disgusting how buddy buddy the west is with the saudis
All over fucking oil, it's a barbaric sharia dictatorship ffs
>>8328963
How's that bombing in Manchester working out for ya
>>8329131
You must have been busy when i was ranting about the same thing earlier lol. When he didnt add SA to the list of banned muslim countries, especially when most of the 9/11 hijackers are from there, i knew it was all over.
>>8329107
Oh, there's nothing wrong with being flexible.
I think you're right - it'll come in handy when you get into close engagements with boys and girls.
>>8329127
>being this much of a cuck for /pol/
go hang out at one of their rallies and enjoy their hospitality
>>8329134
did you see trump dancin at the saudi royal palace
>>8329138
he did a white person dance
I am white so its okay to be racist tho
>>8329131
does that mean when oil stops being so important and we start switching over to things like electric cars, we can finally be free of this close connection?
>>8329127
I dont like Islam but to act as if its any different to Christianity is moronic. Try reading a book or the bible for once in your life, the only diference is Islam is stuck in right wing conservative mode this could change very quickly if the standard of living raised and people became more educated.
Of course the simple option is just to be an edgy pol tard and say lets murder anyones whos different rather than solving problems.
>>8329145
>when
i think you mean if
tesla is cool and i want that elon musk dick but i think oil will still be important for a long while
>>8329131
Not just oil, it's Cold War 2.0 too. There might be a second CENTO (middle eastern NATO).
There's the Qatar turkey pipline through Syria that needs to be built.
dude why do historical and geopolitical analysis to explain why a significant region of the world is a breeding ground for extremism when you can just blame a complex phenomenon on the Inscrutable Ways of the Alien, Incomprehensible Brown Skinned Other, Which Are Totally Impossible To Understand To The Civilized Westerner
>>8329134
That's because Trump is toothless he doesn't actually give a fuck about ending religious extremism.
He also doesn't seem to get that his shale oil has literally been under economic warfare from the saudis for the past few years they're haemorrhaging money to try and kill american oil production.
B-but they're our allies r-right? Fucking puh-leeze
>>8329146
this
>>8329146
>Try reading a book or the bible for once in your life, t
Ok let me ask you a question: have you read both bibles and the Quaran? Because i have and i can tell you that the Quaran is MUCH MUCH WORSE. It takes everything bad from the old and new testement and adds even worse shit. That wasn't me you were talking to but holy shit dude dont tell people to read a book if you havent read the islamic holy book you are trying to defend.
>>8329138
made me barf
>>8329146
nobody is arguing that
but the left and the MSM (as if they are even inseparable) are holding Islam to a standard way below christians, and most of them are self proclaimed athiests
its bizarre
>>8329155
The latter is much less time consuming and much easier to sell. My personal solution would use quite a bit of the rhetoric from the latter to justify a solution utilizing the former.
>>8329157
>He also doesn't seem to get that his shale oil has literally been under economic warfare from the saudis for the past few years they're haemorrhaging money to try and kill american oil production.
Yeah i wish he would start relying more on canadian oil and renewable energy but nope. I should have known never to get my hopes up. I thought maybe, just maybe, he will do something good.
>>8329170
I hate how neocon esque Trump has been
I blame Kushner
>>8329155
that requires too much thinking and hurts my head
and also because if you don't word your arguments well, it can sound like you're absolving murderers of blame or giving them undue sympathy
>>8329160
lol salafist theology very often directly contradicts the quran, a lot of salafist extremism is openly heretical and based on apocrypha, the quran is actually very much irrelevant for analysing islamic extremism much in the same way the bible often ends up being irrelevant for analysing christian extremist groups. The phenomenon is a lot more complicated than just "the book says kill people"
>>8329160
I havnt read the Quaran, I am also not defending it. I also wouldnt be surpised if it was worse.
Im just saying you have extremist statements in the bible but the majority of people dont read it literally because theres a much higher level of education in the western world.
>>8329131
>Years of pro-Afghanistan War propaganda saying the Taliban are evil because they deny women education and freedom
>Saudis deny women education and freedom, they're our best friends
>>8329170
>Yeah i wish he would start relying more on canadian oil
Are you nuts? He would sooner put an embargo on canadian crude. I'm actually shocked he hasn't put an embargo on saudi oil but washington is far too cucked by the saudis to ever do such a thing.
America wants domestic oil production. Actually scratch that, Trump wants domestic -coal- production (lmao)
>>8329179
>the quran is actually very much irrelevant for analysing islamic extremism
>the same quaran that tells muslims that jihad and martyrdom some of the highest honors in islam
>muslim apologists actually think this has nothing to do with people willing to kill themselves for their religion
Really made me think
>>8329150
i just want cool electric cars
i don't even know how you would replace the use of oil in other things either, like in the manufacturing of plastics - i'm not sure you can replace the oil with electricity there
>>8329166
>but the left and the MSM (as if they are even inseparable)
>muh liberal media
I'm much more concerned by Islam than Christianity, but this is fucking retarded.
>>8329167
>The latter is much less time consuming and much easier to sell.
You shouldn't be trying to "sell" anything to begin with. Don't use bullshit rhetoric to justify your "greater goal". Its dishonest.
>>8329182
>Are you nuts
I know its unlikely but i can hope right!
>>8329160
dude the old testament is fucking awful
have you even read it?
the new testament is technically okay since it overrides the OT, but
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_capital_crimes_in_the_Torah
>>8329160
It's not about holy books desu, it's a battle of sects in Islam, Sunni vs Shia, you must've heard of it.
But there's also, Sufi, Ahmadiya, mu'tazilites, Ismaili Shia, Ibadi, alevi etc.
Salafism and wahabism are fairly new, but they're inspired from the Islamic dark ages of an older form of salafism, the one that killed mutazilia. (I.e. Al ghazali said mathematics was of the devil)
>>8329183
'This illustration represents a signal moment when some old ideas slipped back into the contemporary political world, this time through the medium of salafi-jihadi ideology. They include the need to violently destroy the temporal world so as to delight the God that had taken the trouble to create that world. The temporal order is to be expunged so as
to will into being the desirable afterlife. If the sacred time of revelation might have ended many centuries ago, salafi-jihadi ideology reinstitutes contemporary time as sacred, a time in which suicide bombing can be written about as a cosmic act that harbours not simply a discourse of
resurrection but ‘immortality’. The ‘paradox’ is that this is a consequence of hadith literalism and dogmatism. This is the stultifying literalist orientation,
definitive of most self-styled salafi methods, towards selected elements from early medieval treatises on war, or from war hadith. One consequence of the domination of salafi jihadi ‘creed’ and ‘methodology’ over ‘theology’ is the diminution of the Quran and the customary hadith corpus (Brown, 2009: 256–7; Halverson, 2010).'
>>8329184
Switching to electric cars won't be freedom for the West because the lithium for the batteries comes from China.
You can recycle plastics, use bio-matter etc.
>>8329187
>this is fucking retarded.
the msm are corporate entities
their narratives are controlled by people who can afford to control them
they do not do any journalism, just sensationalism while ignoring real news
>>8329198
*sprays my hot sticky bio-matter all over your face*
All religions are deplorable and caused people throughout history to do awful things. There can we please move on now?
>>8329190
>the new testament is technically okay since it overrides the OT,
No jesus says very specifically that the old testament still counts.
“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. (NIV, Matthew 5:17–18)
And yes, iv read the old testament. Its awful. The problem is that the quaran is basically the worst parts of the old testament as well as even more terrible stuff.
>>8329189
I mean I actually hope he scraps NAFTA though it would actually probably hurt America far more than it would hurt Canada
-Personally- I would much rather see actual investment in Canadian upgraders and refineries rather than shipping our crude off to Texas but I notice the NDP hasn't mentioned dick about that since the election
>>8329195
>I was scared we were going to get a non-interventionist president when he got the nomination.
that is not a bad thing
unfortunately it didnt happen
>>8329206
no, the NT overrides the OT
christians don't have to follow jewish customs
so for christians, the OT really doesn't matter
>it's another tranny's war on the moon religion episode
Guess I'll see you girls next thread.
>>8329197
copy pasting soeone elses thoughts because you lost an argument is kinda sad.
Go read the quaran, specifically the parts about martyrdom and jihad. Then tell me how that doesnt make them more likely to kill for their faith.
>>8329193
>I expected basically nothing and got even less than that.
I let the /pol/ memes get to me :/
>>8329203
Don't get it in my wig!
>>8329210
bye I guess
>>8329210
Bye.
>>8329206
>(NIV, Matthew 5:17–18)
This is actually a really intensely debated passage. There are two main groups the "the old laws still apply" and the "by 'fulfill' he meant he was the capstone to the old law, completing it and beginning a new chapter, the New Testament". If we go by the Holy Tradition, it seems clear that the latter is the more authentic camp.
>>8329215
It happens to the best of us.
>>8329215
>it's sad to cite your sources
thank god you're not in academia
succin on my third liter of water for the day
Wtf
Why are people such shit?
>>8329193
>The public at large does not and has no desire to understand global politics. They want nice, easy to swallow packages. Honesty has no real part in politics.
So then its better to instill within them a hatred of the other that will only contribute to the current conflict? I thought in the west we were supposed to be better than that shit.
>>8329202
Remind me what cable news channel was the most watched in 2016?
>>8329206
>“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. (NIV, Matthew 5:17–18)
If I may, I believe Jesus meant he came to "fulfill" the prophecies of the Old Testament. That's why its so important that he be born in Bethlehem in the Christian tradition. Were he born in Nazareth (as he likely was) then he would not be the messiah that was prophesied. The OT is not to be completely disregarded, it is important for history and explains WHY Jesus was necessary, but the laws are basically useless because Jesus fulfilled the prophecy and formed a new covenant or whatever. I'm not an expert on theology, but this is my understanding.
>>8329204
Ignoring the problem doesn't solve it.
>>8329208
>>I was scared we were going to get a non-interventionist president when he got the nomination.
Which is what he ran on. Well...when he could keep his story straight. The fact that so many people were fooled by a charlatan is laughable.
why am i even arguing with cis tits. somebody who thinks citing a peer-reviewed academic source is "losing an argument" is impossible to convince of anything. sod it. i'll go back to studying.
>>8329224
>its sad to not be able to think for yourself and to just copy paste someone elses ideas
yes
This is a shit thread tbqh. What does this have to do with being Trans?
>>8329226
We told you that's not good for you and yet you still do it.
>>8329221
I actually voted for them
They got elected because they were basically the only electable party last election. The PCs were so horrifically corrupt and tone deaf that they simply couldn't win another election, and the wildrose had weak leadership.
That's all there is to it, I've been pretty underwhelmed by their term.
>>8329231
You seem pretty chill, got contact?
>>8329232
>dude just be an independent thinker decades of scholarship on specific topics are for sheeple dont do any research just reach every conclusion on your own
>>8329236
Muslims hate trannies.
>>8329165
Ahh so MRAs were banned from entering the country were they? Didn't know that. Wonder why it wasn't on the news
>>8329215
>>8329224
Or just read/watch Ayaan Hirsi Ali's stuff and you'll realize how fucked up the brainwashing in islam is.
>>8329231
I haven't checked your sources but a lot of the social study academia circlejerks their peer review process to the point where it can't stand third party scrutiny.
>>8329236
We're the first ones to be beheaded by religion of peace.
>>8329239
>I actually voted for them
WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE.
jk i still love you.
I agree though, the PC's were extremely corrupt. My parents were on the wild rose hype train until they realizes that they were climate change deniars. I didnt get to vote beacuse i was in BC at the time. Idk who i would have voted for, maybe green just to say fuck it.
>>8329231
Citing a peer reviewed academic source is appealing to authority!1!!! xdgfdsfe
Srsly theres no way to win an argument if someone is stubborn enough, unless theres someone else to say what side was more convincing.
Just wasting your time otherwise.
>>8329193
>Eh, even keeping your hopes low wouldn't have been enough. I expected basically nothing and got even less than that.
>>8329215
>I let the /pol/ memes get to me :/
I am hoping that once this Russia probe is done and he is cleared that he goes beast mode and starts doing the job he was elected to do
I guess he will be a single term president
kinda sucks that ((((they)))) got to him so quick, he was the final hope really
>>8329238
but if i don't i feel bad
>>8329244
They hate gays, not trannies or lesbians.
>>8329230
t-this is kind of turning me on
>>8329221
read the fucking new testament
paul or whoever says that christians don't have to follow any of the OT traditions save for not drinking blood & something else i can't remember
>>8329236
Nothing.
>>8329230
>Remind me what cable news channel was the most watched in 2016?
>cable
>relevant
>>8329258
So does that mean the ten commandments are null too?
>muzzie hate brigading
>not focusing on what's actually important
new memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUTKTk60aGk
>>8329256
Next you claim they dont hate other muslims or infidels.
>>8329254
But it's dumb and you're needlessly flushing too much sodium out of your system.
I'm not happy with you right now.
>>8329256
u right i seen some hot muslim lesbo adult videos
The Spiritual Order of the Great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon is now accepting bitcoin donations, and muslim converts!
Also, where should I buy my bras so they don't hurt D;
>>8329256
>They hate gays, not trannies or lesbians.
They think trannies and gays are the same thing though, and lesbianism isn't even really a "thing" to a lot of them
>>8329278
>Look at his son in law.
yeah I know, Kushner
Kushner is literally fucking everything up
>>8329250
Oh, and I should also add, I'm a card carrying member :^)
I dunno thought I'm pretty over them and basically all of the big 3 in Alberta and in BC. I voted Green this past election because fuck the BC NDP and fuck the BC Liberals (and BC conservatives are a joke)
>>8329258
Maybe im wrong then. Do you have the verse?
>>8329278
>i googled Brown, 2009: 256–7; Halverson, 2010).' and it didnt come up with anything related
>>8329268
How many trannies get executed over there vs gays/lesbians?
What would you say if I told you it was 0?
>>8329272
is that bad
>>8329097
>when a close friend uses your transness as an insult for a totally different argument
I bet Elanna did this desu
>>8329243
>Less hate, more condescending pity.
Fair, I suppose. I won't act like cultural relativism is actually worth consideration.
>If the ideas are good, who cares if they're not original?
Not in response to me, but thankfully you're not as retarded as Cis Tits.
>>8329261
>>cable
>>relevant
Don't old fucks vote for than millenials who are consuming the shitty liberal media?>>8329266
>So does that mean the ten commandments are null too?
Questions like these are difficult because it totally depends on your denominations/theology. Of course we can reason about it and come up with an answer, but people who are willing to spend so much time studying religious topics are bound to be either extremely zealous or skeptical and unable to put their feelings about the religion aside. Its hard for many of us to view Christianity under the same lens we would other theology, and even some of the most reasonable sects of Christianity (like catholicism) have nonsense like transubstantiation.
>>8329267
New fucking memes have arrived.
>>8329256
Yeah, most of their hatred for queers is directed toward a different subgroup of queers from the one we're in, so clearly we have nothing to worry about.
>>8329287
>>8329292
YOU DIDNT SEE ANYTHING PROVE IT
>>8329280
No, they think trannies = women /concubines/eunuchs.
They get forced SRS
>>8329294
the youth voted for Trump
>>8329079
>Tfw Trump's dirty tricks won't stop russian investigation
(^:
>Implying England outside the EU matters.
It's like if terrorism happened in Bolivia
>>8329290
Look at my face and tell if you think it's a good thing
>>8329257
ur bf seems pretty based senpai congrats
>>8329258
Isn't this the book collection that contradicts itself numerous times and in the end the only way to somehow live by its teachings is to cherrypick what you feel like doing? Not to mention the writings themselves were cherrypicked to fit the agenda of the curch at the time and the canon was revised multiple times.
>>8329298
>if it's not on google it doesn't exist!
Gee it's not like it could be in a book maybe?
>>8329258
>Human tells that you dont have to follow words of God.
Yeah... Paul was fucking heretic.
>>8329295
You're not queers though right? I thought you were women, are you saying you're not? Are you just a /pol/ tard pretending to be a tranny and push a narrative?
>>8329306
IT MAKES MY SKIN NICE
>>8329285
not on hand and i can't remember exactly how it was phrased
i think it was in acts or something
the council of the apostles or whoever decided that new christians shouldn't be burdened with most of the OT traditions, there was 'abstain from blood' and then something else i can't remember
>>8329299
>>8329310
>im not going to give you the source or show you how well it was peer reviewed you just need to trust me it was credible.
And thus why i said i wasnt going to bother reading that wall of text.
>>8329278
You didn't try.
"Brown, 2009: 256-7" is A New Introduction to Islam, 2nd Edition by Daniel W. Brown, pages 256 and 257.
"Halverson, 2010" is Theology and Creed in Sunni Islam: The Muslim Brotherhood, Ash'arism, and Political Sunnism by J. Halverson(I think).
>>8329294
It's a useful tool.
>>8329298
Learn to Google correctly. Append key words of the topic at hand, I used Islam, to find shit.
>>8329292
she can't keep getting away with it
this is definitely in the top 5 worst thing she's done so far this year
>>8329301
uuuuuh....
https://www.statista.com/statistics/631231/voter-turnout-of-the-exit-polls-of-the-2016-elections-by-age/
http://www.statisticbrain.com/voting-statistics/
>>8329313
Just use olive oil on your skin if you want a nice skin.
>>8329320
>You didn't try.
I did try :/
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!
>>8329323
i moisturize tyvm
MAKE WAR NOT LOVE
>>8329313
I'm going to give you a cyber-noogie
Wait, as much as I think citing books is good form are they actually peer reviewed? I thought that was only journals?
>>8329315
That's not peer reviewed
>>8329324
You were more eager to prove your ideological foe wrong than to be thorough. Remember, arguments are to get to the truth, that's the point of 'em. So try to be more exhaustive next time, okay?
>>8329301
>Tfw nobody actually voted for Trump and he lost by over 2 million votes
>>8329278
https://www.scribd.com/document/349154365/0263276413500079
>>8329329
okay anon if i don't drink my fourth liter tonight will you not noogie me
>>8329312
Are you saying that being queer precludes one from being a woman or vice versa?
>>8329330
>>8329328
t. Naughty "Nim"
>>8329301
>the youth voted for Trump
Show me the carfax on that one.
>>8329320
>It's a useful tool.
Cultural relativism? Friend no pls
>>8329330
>Wait, as much as I think citing books is good form are they actually peer reviewed? I thought that was only journals?
No, Elanna, these people are PUBLISHED AUTHORS. Only the most thorough researchers can be named among the esteemed ranks of Joel Osteen.
Why does everybody always have to argue!?
>>8329334
or the majority of people voted for Trump and the Soros controlled machines were pumping up the Hillary numbers
>>8329341
No, I'm going to do that anyway.
If you don't drink that fourth litre, I won't puncture your bicycle's tyres though.
>>8329325
Love the truck driver that rams you
Love the gunman that shoots you
Love the executioner that beheads you
Love the jihadist that bombs you
Love is the answer to all~
>>8329327
Then why are you drinking so much water? Your skin should be fine.
>>8329330
Being peer reviewed doesn't automatically make information correct, especially when your peers are biased to agree with you. Do the legwork yourself and cite data/statistics if you want to get to the bottom of things.
>>8329336
>tfw my 30 day free trial has expired
>>8329349
Denjiman's suits are shit.
Im sad
>>8329356
because i still wake up with dry skin every morning :(
gonna try putting aquaphor on my dry areas
why the fuck did i have to ruin everything again
>>8329356
if you kill your enemies
they win
>>8329349
it's very aggressive masculine behavior
>>8329347
Of course it is. We can justify friends and enemies with it.
>>8329355
no i won't let you noogie me >:(
>>8329368
justify deez nuts
>>8329229
Grow a pair, loser.
Then cut them off, I guess.
>>8329359
How can your skin be dry if you have olive oil on it? Have you tried pawpaw ointment? Have you consulted a dermatologist? Maybe you have a skin condition?
>>8329376
the joke isn't even funny it's just being edgy for the sake of being edgy
>>8329349
I hate arguing and I avoid it like the plague :(
>>8329356
>when your peers are biased to agree with you
I think you overestimate how much academics agree with each other/don't enjoy fucking each other over. Besides circlejerking is really only possible in the social sciences
>>8329345
seems legit
>>8329321
hi you
>at the beach sitting on towel looking at water
>some cis girls who think they out of earshot point out how "that girl over there has such tiny breasts", and start laughing
reee
who will help me destroy roasties?
>>8329359
Wash your face with sweet almond oil.
Do oil pulls
Google it
>>8329373
To which statement are you responding?
>>8329357
Not as bad as Changeman IMO
>>8329387
All
>>8329382
>Besides circlejerking is really only possible in the social sciences
That's exactly what I meant.
>>8329291
Eat their blood and bash their brains!
>return to thread after a week away
>someone's reeeeing at roasties
alright then.
>>8329371
Tough nuggets.
If you think it's okay to hurt yourself, then my logical extension of that is that you think it's okay for other people to hurt you too.
>>8329383
i will purge those whores for you
>>8329381
same. especially on the internet it actually makes me want to kill myself
>>8329361
If you fund your enemies, they lose
-t.trumpo
Jackass delivers speech on radical Islam to the founders of radical Islam.
>>8329382
Even in the social sciences I don't think sociologists can even find common ground between their two feet.
>>8329390
Succinct.
>>8329351
>Implying Soros is more powerful than Putin's elite squad of H4xx0R5
>>8329397
ty anon <3
>>8329402
Fat
>>8329360
What did you actually do?
Lets all forget about politics and social sciences for 1 hour and talk about other stuff!
>>8329413
What color of eyeshadow should I get. I got no idea
>>8329391
Conversely I don't think you can use statistics to determine objective truths in the social sciences either it's mostly about who can write words the hardest.
>>8329413
let's talk about how ur gay lol
>>8329382
>hi you
Got my eye on you, chump. Your days of spreading fear and terror and your legs are numbered.
>>8329415
*shrug* I dunno make up ain't my thing tbqh
>>8329419
Leg terror
>>8329396
im not hurting myself i take my multi-vitamins omg
>>8329423
Back to politics it is.
>>8329422
That's controversial in any field that uses statistics even a tiny bit though, which is basically all of them
>>8329430
oh okay cool
i wish reality was so simple we could just explain phenomena through fucking linear regressions but ALAS
>>8329428
Alright yo who's good with makeup???
I wanna get some eyeliner and shadow
I need recommendations
>>8329433
GOD jsut bullly and use me like that
wait no i wanna stop being horny makeup talk
all this talk about politics at least cleansed my mind of the absolute filth that was previously populating it
im trying to keep myself pure and my brain is NOT helping me
>>8329431
Is any explanation that isn't reproducible accurate though?
>>8329425
nim did spicy invite you to her server yet
i can give you an invite if you readd me
do i look ok desu?
>>8329447
i got an invite from lauren :)
>>8329449
Jontron?
>Days since last emotional abuse: 1̶5̶,̶ ̶1̶, 0
I wish I could afford to get out of this shithole :/
>>8329444
wait i didn't know my methodology exam was gonna be via /mtfg/
because i'm being specifically asked to reflect on things like "causality", "time", "explanation vs. description" and so on and so on in relation to a series of quantitative methods
>>8329449
haha LOOK at those TINY breasts
>>8329410
<3 valq is best.
>>8329436
Why put on makeup when we're gonna end up smearing it anyway?
>>8329416
nobody determines objective truths
>>8329459
Fatyy
>>8329439
>Being pure
Hiw did you fall for this right wing christian patriarchal meme?
>>8329449
That cross looks like a tiny cock and balls.
>>8329449
tell me how to grow tiddies like that
>completely abnormal sleeping patterns, fucked up even further by highly irregular studying methods
>gf has 100% normie tier sleep patterns
being awake at 3 AM is lonely
>>8329415
nude palette or something similar
>>8329415
Depends on what colors do you usually wear? Don't go for light blue it's tacky, either match dark tones like deep purples or grey/blacks to your hair or if you're lighter you can use skin tones or a bit of gold to make things stand out without being gaudy. Vibrant colors can work but only with experience.
>>8329466
im a paladin in real life
>>8329456
reeeeeeeeeee
>>8329468
cut ur balls off lol
>>8329467
i guess
>>8329449
small bewb dyke
>>8329449
the sand on your face looks like beard shadow
>>8329464
>Fatty
B but I'm 168 pounds! ;~;
Did you see my stupid hormone test scores?
I think HRT cured my depression. The cuter I get the happier I am on a day to day basis. I haven't been sad in a pretty long time now.
>>8329482
Ya. How
>>8329477
DELETE THIS PICTURE
>me last night, shortly before pulling the shit that led to this morning's drama
lord
>>8329485
i hope i can get to this point!
I thought I was on /mtfg/, not /pol/.
>>8329485
>tfw scheduling consultation for next week
I'm so excited
Do I pass?
>tfw the cypro hits you hard
>>8329476
U can't be paladin if you're chaotic neutral! >:(
>>8329454
I mean I'm more reflecting on how you said not everything was simple enough to run a linear regression on but that data that you can run a linear regression on is by its nature reproducible and that in some ways the simpler relationships are easier to demonstrate and reproduce whereas it seems the grander the scale of the idea you're trying to demonstrate the harder it is to reproduce with a mathematical model. Idk I've been drinking and I'm just babbling.
>>8329462
Correct, the universe does, we just observe them
>>8329460
Please no I've been wasting so much time masturbating today I wanna stop and get things done aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What's a good way to get rid of those stupid dark spots under your eyes?
>>8329493
all brits pass you fucking sissies
>>8329501
sleep well/cut out coffee/drink enough water
i heard witch hazel can help? vitamin c serum too
>>8329489
God damnit! What did u do?
>>8329491
you're on 4chan
>>8329509
>Robin
>>8329477
I feel like I'd fuck it up and ruin my chances of srs but I might have to at this rate.
>>8329474
purples/blacks sound decent if i use them carefully, i just want a bit of a smoky eye look that i currently only achieve by sleeping with makeup on
>>8329473
80 bucks for a practice eyeshadow is a bit too steep for me thanks
>>8329491
You weren't here when the previous half a dozen muslim terrorist attacks happened?
>>8329501
Light makeup over them
>>8329449
look like like a lesbian friend of mine
>>8329512
well i ended up deleting almost everyone i knew from /mtfg/ and deleted my server
it was the best server i'd ever been in
i'd gotten a good crowd and it was fun
:(
i should've known me modding a discord wouldn't go down well
that's why i asked alice to make the trans only server when we migrated away from kiwi's
>>8329501
Color correction makeup
>>8329510
B-but I need my morning coffee...its the only thing makes me actually wake up. And I sleep for like 10 hours
I want to _____ with _____!!
>>8329449
how long hrt?
>>8329519
Is it even confirmed to be a muslim attack? Wouldn't surprise me, just need confirmation.
>>8329519
the cut ur balls off thing was a meme, self orchi a pretty bad idea
>>8329529
yeah i don't think you can get rid of them completely without makeup, it's more of a reduction than anything
>>8329499
oh really
it would be a shame if someone posted some lewd thigns then
>>8329531
I want to cuddle with sheen !!
>>8329531
sleep
girls
>>8329539
can you NOT
>>8329531
cuddle
sertii
>>8329539
oh god the HAND
>>8329543
>post stuff with boys plz
I usually do and get accused of creeping on nim or trying to turn nim straight
>>8329543
Reeee I'm 12 months and I don't pass.
>>8329552
you need to DELETE THIS
>>8329531
kill myself with alcohol.
>>8329531
I want to do lots of things to/with Gracie!
>>8329548
Right? I'm the one messaging you lewd things on Discord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6yb8IL_a4o
I'm a boy who listens to makeup asmr cause imagining I'm a girl comforts me
Am I trans
>>8329548
sorry graceu
>>8329516
all the girls think you're a cutie lesb though
love you all
>>8329558
you too huh?
>>8329561
i used to do this too but id always inner monologue in my head going "haha im a boy and she's treating me like a girl, that's gay, but im only doing this to help me sleep so that's not gay"
>>8329552
nim's sexuality is a battleground where no side has claimed a clear victory yet
the battle rages on
>>8329561
yes
>>8329561
does getting more masculine with age upset you?
im like the weirdest mix of horny and heartache rn this is great
>>8329563
>>8329573
the side of purity has claimed me for their team
passing is too easy when you wear a bra i'm going back to no bra and crying muh gender rights and not passing
>>8329525
Ahhh I'm sorry! Sounds like u had a major meltdown. I witnessed 2 of these episodes and didn't think anything less if the girls. It's sort of sad because all.of the media, but....people have their ups and downs and we all do stuff we regret sooner or later
I'll join your server :3
>>8329556
are you going to get a boyfriend in europe?
>>8329579
not even you believe this
>>8329555
Ree im 30 months nopaûss
>>8329581
i deleted it kek
and spicy remade it but i'm too jealous and depressed to want to join hers
>>8329579
Purity was the first casualty in this war.
buying food is hard
>>8329592
why
>>8329585
the part of me that's crazy does
>>8329584
"Boyfriend"
>>8329593
w-what
you tricked us
>>8329545
This, but actual literal sleeping.
>tfw no one to wake up next to and roll over and give a good morning kiss to
>>8329584
no!!
>>8329587
U pass to me.
>>8329603
Ur dum
>>8329538
Reeeeee I shouldn't be needing make up for under eye dark spot thingies when I'm only 17! WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME!? T____T
>>8329599
>tfw no boy to wake you up by poking you with his morning wood
>>8329607
it's a common problem i think
i don't think you see women with them because they cover it up
>>8329607
Its often a lack of nutrition, exercise, sunlight, and outdoor leisure activities that causes this
>>8329598
I like reliving coming out on mtfg ;-;
It felt so special and true admitting it for the first time
>>8329600
what if you got a boy friend in europe
one who helps you exercise so you get a nice butt that the ladies can check out?
>>8329616
why is that girl crying
>>8329531
feel happy with my existence
>>8329615
pat
>>8329614
Im no mad
But your mom is dum.
Which one?
I haven't uploaded in a while
>>8329607
It's your genes! :)
>>8329618
she is just really happy that she is going to have a nice butt thanks to all the exercise she is getting
>>8329595
i dont want to leave my safe house and i dont know what to buy
Yo why aren't we talking about how Anaheim is about to get their asses reamed
>>8329623
Ah the last one u sent me b4 your teef.
She bought me anti wrinkle cream lol. She's sweet.
>>8329628
>safe house.
CONFIRMED
beep is in witness protection
sex isn't real
>>8329631
>Sports that aren't basketball or football
lol
>>8329632
Christ im ugly
>>8329614
i have an invite, i just don't want to join
>>8329636
prove it to me
slowly
>>8329628
Why don't you have it delivered with Instacart new friend
>>8329613
>sunlight
>outdoor leisure activities
Ooooooooh that explains it. Outside and sunlight are evil.
>>8329633
or she has a sofa fort in her regular house
>watching sports
if you do this, please don't reply to my posts ever again
you're creeping me out right now
>>8329531
live.
purpose.
>>8329536
I might not have another choice.
>>8329535
Gotta wait for that but the muslim side of twitter seems quite happy about it
>>8329652
What if its watching sports a family member plays?
>>8329652
men come here to pretend to not wanting to be girls
>>8329628
What do you want to eat? Doesn't like amazon bring you groceries to your house now or is it just like select markets?
Did something happen to you beepy? Why don't u want to leave your home.
>>8329652
Hey beautiful I'm drinking and watching hockey wanna armwrestle?
What would happen if I take codeine and coke at the same time?
>>8329658
borderline acceptable, but only if you spend most of the time actually playing around with your phone and hanging on to your boyfriend's arm
wanting to be a girl..
is there no greater crime?
>>8329642
>women talking about sports
Baseball has been the same stagnant game for over a century, Association Football is a snooze fest that relies on "muh national pride and passion" when the records for loudest crowds belong to American Football stadiums, and hockey is just retarded soccer on ice with sticks. American football is the ultimate team sport that allows for continuous innovation.
Now if we could do something to stop players from getting injured all the time :thinking:
>>8329636
You should be studying.
>>8329647
>The most interesting sport
>>8329652
Grab me another beer sugar tits.
>>8329664
hopefully it kills you.
>>8329645
How long b4 you hear a response for your offer?
>>8329665
What if instead of that I spend most of the time asking what the big sports ball words mean?
>>8329670
American football is mostly a bunch of burly dudes in tights huddling and talking and then taking blows to the head
Prove me wrong
>>8329652
When I was younger and repressing I tried to get into sports so I could fit in with guys better, but I just couldn't because 90% of sports matches are so fucking boring.
>>8329670
>Association Football is a snooze fest
Confirmed for never having watched soccer.
> hockey is just retarded soccer on ice with sticks
It's not retarded but
>implying the rest of that is a bad thing
>>8329662
help, there's a creepy weirdo hitting on me
>>8329669
>the thing that happened is i realized im ugly
you arent btw
what happened to me almost three weeks ago has messed me up
I dont want to go outside and do what I have to do, I cancelled my therapist appointment for today
I dont want to do anything but die
everyone here is sick of me complaining tho so w/e
>>8329531
Experience the sweet release of death with Elanna
>>8329607
>17
MODS
Also it has nothing to do with age, it's more likely your 20 hour shitpost sessions and complete lack of sunlight.
>>8329670
Isn't American football like half advertisements anyway? I've only ever seen clips of it before, but they stop playing like every 10 seconds for some reason
>>8329652
You're the same one who said the end bits of bread aren't the best, aren't you?
seek sunlight
>>8329677
Well sure, those burly dudes are generally some of the smartest players on the team. Linemen (usually tackles on both sides, much less so for defensive ends) maintain a rather high level of athleticism considering their relatively high body fat content and weight.
The non burly guys are usually pretty dumb and hits to the head are illegal cmon elanna :(
>>8329680
>Confirmed for never having watched soccer.
Yagotme.gif
ME big man. Need harsh physical contact to be entertained.
>>8329696
i'm the same person who posted the pic saying the opposite actually
>>8329682
What would it take for me to convince you I'm not a weirdo and just think you're cute and wanna buy you a drink
>>8329698
>Need harsh physical contact to be entertained.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIcdbxzrtbI
>>8329698
>Need harsh physical contact to be entertained.
Double confirmed for never watching soccer and confirmed for never watching hockey. Also, have you heard of rugby?
>>8329702
>tfw bro-lanna will never think I'm cute and wanna buy me a drink
i think i just saw lani slip something into that girl's drink
>>8329702
>What would it take for me to convince you I'm not a weirdo
a complete do-over of everything i've ever seen you post
>>8329670
>shit talking Hockey
BIIIIIIIIIITCH! Don't you dis the only athletic thing I was ever any good at!
>>8329711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vjcr0_NKEA
>>8329689
>Isn't American football like half advertisements anyway?
I'll agree that there are WAY too many commercial breaks for the length of the game.
>I've only ever seen clips of it before, but they stop playing like every 10 seconds for some reason
To set up the next play. Football players condition to give everything they have for a couple of seconds on each play. Its actually a strategy to run a "hurry up" offense to tire out the defense and gain an upperhand, as the flow of the game is dictated by the offense starting the play and the defense being unprepared is not an excuse (with the exception of time outs and injuries). Clock management is an important part of the game, and each play requires set up and perfect execution by each player. Its like a physical strategy game where you get to reset your pieces after every play.
>>8329709
issa joke
>>8329711
>>8329712
That comment was in reference to soccer. Its a necessary condition but not a sufficient one :^)
Rugby is boring. Again, necessary versus sufficient condition.
>>8329701
I like those breads thank you for standing up for them
>>8329715
dont be such a nark dude
>>8329722
Ahahaha oh god I love hockey fights
>>8329716
Hi I'm elanna nice to meet you would you like a gin and tonic?
>>8329714
Don't let your dreams be memes
>>8329715
Shhhhhhhh bro this is gonna be sick
reviewbrah commented on the terrorist attack
https://youtu.be/0s70gbdf4AY
>>8329741
thank god he is safe
>>8329722
Holy shit, this is epic
>>8329739
>Don't let your dreams be memes
:o
brb, getting a plane ticket to canada
>>8329739
>Hi I'm elanna nice to meet you would you like a gin and tonic?
i actually don't drink alcohol
i hope you had a plan B for that roofie
>>8329727
I think you were tricked into liking American football, honestly. It's boring as sin to watch, and yes, I've watched it.
>>8329752
Oh she's Canadian? It makes sense why she likes hockey.
Tbh I've never seen snow and ice scares me so I can't watch.
>>8329702
I didn't know how much I wanted this...
>>8329761
that's silly
>everyone has you filtered
>>8329770
Nah.
>>8329752
Be sure to fly to YHZ :)
>>8329760
Hey I'd take a little brain damage if I made as much as an NHL player desu
>>8329756
Hah, I lied, this is actually a delicious and ice cool water
Had you fooled didn't I?
>>8329761
WHAT ARE U ON ABOOT WE HAVE LOTS OF SPORTS UP ERE
>>8329762
Same actually
>>8329770
Hi sheen
>>8329770
Never would I ever filter chen
>>8329761
It feels a little weird to think that there are people who have never seen snow and aren't from like africa or the middle east
>>8329770
same
>>8329757
I hate to pull this card but if you simply don't understand what's going on, yeah its boring lol
I personally love the specialization of positions, watching a well-played defense work as a unit, and even the individual matchups like WR1 vs CB1 on an island, RE on LT, MLB vs QB when it comes to presnap reads and adjustments. Its all very exciting and stimulating. If you watch the sport and see the two teams stopping and starting with no one going anywhere without understanding what goes into each play, yeah, its boring.
Also, on your hockey point, I don't think fights are very entertaining. Its just silly, and if you even try to compare the physicality in soccer and rugby to American Football you obviously have not watched very much. I won't say other stories don't have as much history, because I don't know, but the innovations and constant evolution of how the game of football is played really appeals to me. Though I can see why the consistency of a sport like baseball or soccer would appeal to someone. Or I suppose it could be the estrogen
>>8329780
>Hey I'd take a little brain damage if I made as much as an NHL player desu
I don't think you can really afford any more brain damage at this point
>>8329780
>YHZ
>>8329770
Nope.
>>8329673
Wednesday I possibly meet with the CMO about a job he's dreamed up, it's probably analytics based
>>8329794
Saying I've NEVER seen snow is a bit untrue. On Christmas day in 2005 it snowed a little and we all crashed our new bikes into each other because we were amazed.
When I went to Boston the first time it was snowing very little the first night and there was some sweeped off to the side, but not really an appreciable amount. Cold enough to keep the snow from melting, but no snowing
:(
>cute boy flirting with me
>equally cute girl flirting with me
eeeeeeeeee which choice do I make!?
>>8329780
>Had you fooled didn't I?
if i went to somebody's house and they offered me water, i would be so offended that i would pour it onto their carpet
i hope you're more generous in bed than you are with refreshments
>>8329814
um
both duh
>>8329814
Think of a reason beyond "cute" why you'd pick either of them.
If you can't for either, drop both.
>>8329817
NO anne
>>8329780
>Hey I'd take a little brain damage if I made as much as an NHL player desu
No :0
>>8329770
Sheen you need to stop being so hard on yourself.
>>8329818
Does "penis" count as a reason?
>>8329816
>if i went to somebody's house and they offered me water, i would be so offended that i would pour it onto their carpet
prepare to be thrown out of my house
>>8329770
lose weight
>>8329821
what is wrong with you
>>8329824
are you looking to fuck or looking to love
>>8329816
w o w
And I was gonna be a very generous lover but how should I know you wouldn't just turn over and fart in my face?
>>8329826
give me dr pepper and i'll stay, ok
>>8329830
i have to see you in MY thread
>>8329831
Can't I have both?
>>8329836
nim fuck you
i'm about to be gone for like a week gimme a break
>>8329780
desu I'm not even that into girls I just want to feel desired :(
>>8329835
its too late
dr pepper is a degenerate drink
>>8329835
>me dr pepper
I thought i was the only person who liked doctor pepper
>>8329843
where are you going
im going to england tomorrow is that cool
>>8329842
Then you need more than Dick and Cute to fill that Love bit.
>>8329834
i would never fart in the face of someone with two butt holes
that would be like a one-armed man swinging a punch at a two-armed man
>tfw height fucks up any chance I have at dating
>>8329846
we literally have a trip that avatars makise kurisu
i hate my bones
>>8329844
I think I can help with that
>>8329846
WTF I LOVE DR PEPPER
>>8329850
l i t e r a l l y
dying rn
>>8329848
So....girl then?
>>8329846
Dr Pepper's great.
>>8329848
Correct. <3
>>8329855
>WTF I LOVE DR PEPPER
Stop making me have a crush on you anytime now.
>>8329846
many of us love it.
>>8329846
if people didn't like it they wouldn't waste money making it desu
>>8329847
i'm going to nashville to see hall and oates and also to take sexy fun pics w/my friend
ur trip is gonna be lame tho i bet
>>8329857
If the girl can give you more, then yeah.
>>8329858
<3
>>8329845
>dr pepper is a degenerate drink
every day, the people who live here in /mtfg/ find new ways to disgust and disappoint me
At what point can I kill myself?
>>8329865
it's not going to be lame she is going to kiss one of those big fluffy hat red guys on the lips
>>8329865
no im going to see my sister for my birthday
hall and oates is for old people ur gonna be with a bunch of old people lol
>>8329867
I mean I've talked to her a lot and she's always been nice to me so I guess that counts right?
YO FUCK THGE MIGHTY KEKS ARE OUT WHOO
>>8329860
N O
O
:^)
>dr pepper
Might as well drink cough syrup desu
>>8329867
>>8329882
Shit gets you high why wouldn't you
>>8329869
CARBONATED WATER
HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
CARAMEL COLOR
>>8329882
>australia
might as well live on the surface of the sun with those bugs from starship troopers
>>8329876
If you really have to say "i guess that counts" about someone you want to love..
dude WEED lmao
>>8329888
i finished your whole mix. It was pretty good. I think im slowly getting into psy
>>8329894
>she doesn't have the guts for that tbqh
do to
i just don't want to
im gonna take a bunch of pictures okay!
>>8329896
have you done one before
>>8329899
do it
show ur butt in public
throw rocks at things
be spontaneous
why not have fun?
>>8329770
Trip on sass
>>8329896
nice meme
>>8329808
Wtf! CMO of what? This sounds so awesome!
>>8329899
you are too chicken to kiss a guard on the lips
>>8329889
dr pepper is like one of the three soft drinks actually worth drinking (the other two are root beer and sparkling sarsaparilla)
if you disagree with this, please flick your nose for me
>>8329888
Drugs will never get you as high as God will
>>8329912
>enabling fayes delusions
*puts on a buckingham palace guard disguise*
>>8329906
i'll habeeb it when i see it
>>8329897
I'm glad it grew on you :3
I still have your set sitting on my hard drive I wanna give it the proper treatment, I like to listen to sets cranked in the car like a massive douche
>>8329919
My priest said the same thing before he touched my naughty bits
>>8329915
okay i flicked it
>>8329915
anon I like the cut of your gib
>>8329908
>Enjoying other people's tragedies because you disagree with their politics.
never changez /pol/tard
>>8329923
mean froggy anon is going to take pics
>>8329904
im gonna have fun
>>8329934
That's not all I'm going to take.
How do I make all short people die?
>>8329933
who said I am enjoying it
I am not the virtual signalling left who cant seem to admit what the problem is
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sadiq-khan-london-mayor-terrorism-attacks-part-and-parcel-major-cities-new-york-bombing-a7322846.html
>>8329952
Missy with that attitude you're cruisin for a spanking
>>8329952
>cola is shit
coke made with cane sugar in a glass bottle served ice cold is almost divine
>>8329936
So mean ;~;
I'll win you back over and we'll be lewd posting like it's 2016 in no time soon.
>>8329954
yeah dude everybody who disagrees with you has ulterior motives
>>8329949
>hi
Don't blow my cover, I'm bullying people.
>>8329927
>I like to listen to sets cranked in the car like a massive douche
now im worried you wont like it T_T
>>8329954
Fuck this guy I swear.
>>8329944
Chill out.
You're only like 6 feet tall.
>>8329915
jones soda is top tier desu
>>8329958
if i find cola in your house, i'm going to pour it on top of that water i poured onto the carpet earlier
>>8329944
squish us
>>8329954
What's the real problem, according to you?
bullying is wrong
>>8329984
no, bullying people is okay as long as they deserve it
>>8329984
Then stop bullying me :0
>>8329980
unfettered and unvetted mass islamic immigration
>>8329990
bullying is wrong and immoral and i WON'T STAND FOR IT
>>8329992
stop being bullyable then wtf
>>8329996
Stop being a nimrod.
>>8330000
joan :3
>>8329996
you're so mean nim
i was on r9k the other night and they were talking about cosmetic surgery. someone posted this link and i think it might be useful for everyone here. i wanna try it, although i think i already know my priority areas
http://www.analyzemyface.com/
>>8329976
Doxxed me lmao.
>>8330001
Hi nim; no bully.
>>8329967
Don't worry I guarantee I will!
Besides isn't DnB best cranked?
>>8329978
Oooh this is getting kinda hot
anyone else cry in the shower? idk how to stop it
>>8329979
With a car crusher
>>8330007
there is one specifically for ffs
http://www.virtualffs.co.uk/
>>8330011
>isn't DnB best cranked?
yus im lucky i have good speakers here but it would probably sound better in a car.
>make server
>delete it after 1.5 months because of autism
>gets remade by a close friend
>don't want to join because of either pride or cowardice
>>8330015
Tfw FFS out of my price range.
It sucks being an ugly hon.
>>8329994
will you sit for it instead?
>>8330017
hey emi, how was your pizza?
>>8329912
Liquor store chain
It's super swanky, they have a pretty amazing high tech supply chain with predictive analytics software, they're super lean, but also one of the largest liquor chains in America. Think like mixing Starbucks with target
I'm writing up things to talk to him about
>>8330024
if i don't pass in like a year ill probably get virtualffs just to see what i need done
i wanna get a trach shave before that tho
>>8330022
Just join it who cares.
>>8330020
It was fine! I got my allergy shots, ran some experiments, had good lunch and dinner; nothing really special but it was nice, I hope you had a nice day as well.
>>8330027
yummy but small
i burnt the roof of my mouth a lil tho :(
>>8330030
I wanna get nearly everything.
I can't live like this for much longer
>>8330038
im sure you probably need more than you really need
>>8330011
>Oooh this is getting kinda hot
AND THEN I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU LICK IT UP OFF THE FLOOR
>>8330015
$300
ooh my bones
idk maybe worth a try. ive been using faceapp too much lately and getting really sad
>>8330024
insurance? its my saving grace but i havent gotten a quote yet and dont know how much theyll cover. ill probably end up somewhere in 30k total and ill be v thankful if even 30% of it is covered. if not, just have to put in 12 hour days at work :/ ill probably end up there
>>8330043
Yeah
I need all the FFS surgeries
But since I need more than I think
That means FFS won't work
Great guess my option is to fucking kill myself
>>8330036
getting your calories in is always goods, try to let it cool a lil more next time
I'm going to be drinking some juice for awhile then I think I'll sleep, showers seem to drain energy out of me...
>>8330053
i meant to say you probably need less than you think you do
>>8330043
>im sure you probably need more than you really need
stone cold, nim
>>8330045
F-fuck
>>8330021
I have a wee lil corolla with stock speakers I imagine your speakers are better lol
>>8330056
>i meant to say you probably need less than you think you do
After seeing your face i can honestly say the same about you .
>>8330048
idk they wrote a thesis on what makes a face male or female, they seem to know their stuff
they're trans too and work with facial team in their initial assessment
>>8330064
i want a trach shave, chin/mandible recontouring, rhinoplasty and brow shave
and hair implants if my temples don't fill in all the way
>>8330073
desu the trach shave is probably the only thing you need.
>>8330028
ooooooooh sounds like an awesome challenge!
I sort of don't understand analytics beyond the potential for corporation strategy and real time feedback on market strategies, but you've got to have down the standards like who their competitors are, market position, risk mitigation and growth.
focus on added value and what you can bring to the mix!
I'm so excited for u! lol if you get this job and ever need a call center just let me know. lol.
>>8330083
this
>>8330068
i think aesthetics are just as important as just shaving away to girl proportions. idk you just have to make your face work thats why im afraid of pure ffs surgeons. but i guess they study that too
https://www.amazon.ca/Stepsisters-Futa-Soccer-Futa-Female-ebook/dp/B06XDMXBYM/ref=sr_1_8?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1495511280&sr=1-8
Thank you amazon I would love to buy that for $2.99
>>8330073
lmao, remember this moment if you ever doubt your transness
>>8330098
:thinking:
>>8330083
idk i think the brow shave would just be done aesthetic reasons, i don't have much but ive heard getting rid of the little you have can open up your eyes a lot more
and i also heard that brow shaves are usually done in conjunction with rhinoplastys to keep the harmony of the face, and i have a p big nose so id get that done too
my orbital rims are p bad too and ive heard they shave those down with a brow shave so that's another reason to get it done
my chin is my worst feature after my adam's apple and i believe my jaw comes right after that
>>8330089
well yeah there's a artistry to cosmetic surgery
hmmmmm
nothing's really changed here
>>8330098
why buy it for 2.99 when you could pay me to write it for 29.99
>>8330083
oh and if we're being super picky id also get that surgery that makes your ears stick out less so i don't look like dumbo when i put my hair up
>>8330098
>futa soccer team
>rainbow thigh-highs on the front cover
P O T T E R Y
>>8330098
stop making me look at weird things on amazon wtf im probably im a pervert watch list now
>>8330098
>there's a whole series of them
>>8330137
>now
do you think i could get a sketchy south american surgeon to bash my head with a hammer until it's feminine
>>8330152
maeve no
>>8330114
>tfw u kill the thread
>>8330152
*bops your head with a plastic toy hammer*
there you go
TFW you think about how bad it would be to age as a guy and then the anxiety, depression, and dysphoria hit like a freight train
tfw no gorgeous athletic futa stepsisters
Hi everyone
>>8330152
yes
http://www.mdmsurgery.com/facial-feminization/forehead-orbital-remodeling
>>8330160
>fake sass
why would u even?
>>8330166
lol, your nightmares are my existence.
>>8330152
I wouldn't trust a South American to run the hot tap, let alone run any kind of medical clinic.
Also you're already cute, there's nothing more we can do for you other than remove one of your dimensions.
>>8330166
>tfw already did 22 years of it
>masc body
>tfw no pass
>>8330182
>I think amazon thinks I'm a homo
Thats because you are
>Image limit
New thread when
>>8330193
that's racist.gif
>>8329007
>You don't know it was Muhammad Jubar Ali Kareem Askaban
>>8329246
What are you even trying to say