/gaygen/ Gay General: Exercise Edition

>>8327305
my goal body is just skinny
my goal bf body is bara

>>8327305
I stopped exercising when I turned 50 because I no longer give a fuck.
Interestingly enough, I still have guys hitting on me and I still have a pretty active sex life.
I just can't get the young guys with abs anymore but I was kind of sick of them anyway, tbqh.

>>8327317
Marry me daddy.

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>>8327305
Goal body
But I don't exercise at all. Hah.

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>>8327305

I exercise three times a week. Goal body is just something normal looking but everyone thinks i would look better all buff.

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Babydaddy is objectively perfect.

Com Truise and Johnny McGovern are fine too but they're more generic

>>8327305
I honestly just want to have abs, don't really care about being too huge. I'm 150 lbs right now and I know if I put in about 2-3 months of work I could be there, but eating right is expensive.

What's gaygen's views on Frats?

>>8327309
What bara is going to want a skinny?
That only happens in anime.

>>8327419
waste of time if they're not huge gay orgies

>>8327423
I haven't met a single fraternity where incest was allowed.

>>8327422
You'd be surprised, lots of buff/bara dudes want something small and cute

>>8327400
>eating right is expensive

just eat breakfast cereal and rice.
you can get pretty cut quickly because of the hormones in milk.

>>8327305
I'd like to look like your OP pic, but I'm too lazy to put the effort in to a goal body.

So I'll continue to not exercise and to starve myself when I feel too fat. Like I'm currently doing.

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>>8327305
pretty much never what with the anxiety shut-in-ness
wouldn't mind looking like pic related though

>>8327455
>I wanna be kind of bara and have something small and cute

>>8327317
like... no offence but why are you here?
You would have been in your 30s when 4chan came into existence...

>>8327492
>why is someone older on the internet?
not him, but this is the stupidest question a younger person could ask.

better question is ALWAYS, why the hell is a young person wasting their youth on the internet?

>>8327419
Good for a porno.
Real life it's pretty much cancer.

and the fact that those people are the "elites" of the future, our judges, politicians and public officials only makes it so much worse.
>congratulations, your prime minister fucked a pig's head and your judges cosplayed as Hitler once.

>>8327516
It's not the internet, it's 4chan.
Like it's one thing to come to this mess as a teenager, but why would a man in his 30s or 40s come?

And I'm wasting my time here because I'm mentally ill and can't be around people, even my family.

>>8327542
Kek, I sense some hostility towards frats from you

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>exercise edition
>tfw no /fit/ bf

>>8327455
where can i find one of these mythological creatures?

>>8327555
and you think that mental illness will magically go away when you're 30?

just trust that you are young and ignorant of what being older actually is like, and don't waste any time trying to judge something you don't understand... you'll figure it out eventually, and the less dumb shit you say out loud the less you have to look back on and cringe over.

>>8327557
True dat.
Really depends though.
Some are just "let's go out and drink together" tier while others really are just a bucket of slime and eels.

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>>8327564

>>8327492
>why are you here?

i found 4chan in 2006 when i broke my ankle and was stuck in bed for 4 months.
/b/ specifically.
it was pretty funny and had a lot of openly gay shit that was sometimes pornographic and was unlike any other website that i'd seen before.
over the years i've explored the other boards and it has overall gotten worse over the years but is still interesting.
i guess i like that it isn't heavily moderated and there is an honesty about postings that you don't find on other places.
also i like to share my 2 cents with the younger generations who are ignorant of a lot of things that we went through pre-internet.

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>>8327564
delet this

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>>8327564
delet this RIGHT NWO

>>8327585
I mean, that's mostly what mine is.

Just a group of guys that are very good friends and drink together

Also, I lied about that incest thing sorta.
My pledge brother french kissed another brother 'cause he the other brother was confident that my pledge brother wouldn't.
It was ironicly gay

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>>8327564
DELET THIS ON THIS INSTANT.

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>>8327564
DLETET

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>>8327564
REMOVE

>>8327564
I'm a /fit/ bf.

>>8327590
Want to be my bf and teach me all sorts of things about life?

>>8327419
I live in a student neighborhood in Santa Barbara. There are a lot of crazy good looking guys here both in and out of fraternities. When I walk by their housession and see them hanging out shirtless my only thought is: "I know what I would enjoy about that, being gay. But what the fuck are you guys getting out of it?"

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Today I picked up my belt and wrist wraps from customs. Feels good man.

>>8327677
>>8327666
>>8327608
>>8327602
>>8327592
You seem upset.

>>8327727
Cool, now you should stop being a dyel retard.

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>>8327735
Sniff sniff... what is that? Is that jelly I am smelling?

>>8327485
>>I wanna be kind of bara
Lift bro

>>8327718
It's comfy too be shirtless and cooler

>>8327718

when you work hard to get a hot body you enjoy showing it off

also, it gets you laid

>>8327327
prefer sidney to that m8

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Ideally I wanna be A+ ottermode. Swimmer/gymnast style. Current body is getting there, but I'm still a twig

>>8327840
auschwitz citizens were thicker than you goddamn

>>8327847
Ye that's what I'm saying. I'm thin as fuck.

>>8327849
Otters are hairy too.

They're a hybrid of bears and pocket gays

Such is life as a trampolinist. You get a big butt and legs, strong
lower back, and absolutely nothing anywhere else. Lul

>>8327859
Then I don't know what the fuck an otter is. I just wanna be lean and aesthetic, and get fucked.

>>8327840
very cute
would smash

>>8327840
Post dick, I genuinely want to see it

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>>8327869
Grazia. Slightly older pic

>>8327873
Blue board tho, I'll get ze ban

>>8327879
Post on /soc/ then link it

>>8327859
Then drench yourself in rogaine.

A hairless man is a lonely man

>>8327840
you're close to a twunk, looking hot bae

>>8327840
Don't be afraid to dirty bulk. As a skelly dropping the weight is easy, putting it on is hard.

>>8327880
Here is ze peen
https://imgur.com/a/Eqcq6

>>8327902
Thanks my dude. Since that pic I've been going to the gym 4 days a week. We making progress.

>>8327908
True. I'm in no rush though

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>>8327876
How tall are you and how much do you weight. Metric system please.

>>8327914
N O I C E
O
I
C
E

>>8327915
6'0 - 183cm
145lbs - 65.7kg

Im a tallish pseudo-skellington right now

>>8327915
>Metric system please.

>>8327925
Might be 150+ now. Haven't weighed in a while

>>8327920
Shut up baby I know it.

>>8327590
Oh okay.
Don't you find the people here to be super immature and annoying though?

>>8327840
You look good.
And you're deemed as way more attractive to most people than the fat hairy fucks these bitter faggots are telling you to emulate.

>>8327952
Fat hairy fucks are the best fucks.

>>8327952
Thanks boss. I appreciate that.

>>8327925
CUUUTE

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So has anyone actually tried following this?
Sort of interested in giving it a go, have always wanted big loads

>>8327957
Fat hairy fucks will never be best fucks unless you lower your standards entirely due to either being in love with them for reasons other than their bodily appearance, or just because you're some desperate idiot who's built up an entire fetish that revolves around laziness.

But suit yourself.

>>8327961
<3 I used to be short as shit. So nice to be able to buy nice clothes that fit, and not feel like a manlet. Nice lil confidence boost

>>8327969
Just get fucked in the ass. When I have a prostate orgasm I cum liters.

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>>8327969
I'm also curious but last with the number of times people tried to literally get people doing home bombs unknowingly I'm not sure if I have the balls to try.

That being said zinc is extremely important for any male with an active sex life.

>>8327969
do it i dare you

>>8327981
You're still a smaller than me but smaller guys are hot, bigger guys are also hot, I just don't like people of the same height of me.

>>8328000
See that's why I'm really happy with my size. I want to be smaller than my boyfriend, but I don't want to feel like a lil baby. So I feel like I'm kinda in the sweet spot.

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>>8328006
Ehh if I ever lived in a planet with different races I'd probably go for the race that looks like a giant to me, size difference and reverse size difference is pretty hot.

>>8327957
I wouldn't know I don't go near them.
But to be a good fuck you need to turn me on and there's no way in fuck those bastards could.

>>8327959
Yw.
You're going to get doxed though.

>>8328006
You're taller than most avg men, which means to fulfill your desire to be smaller than your bf, you would have to accept a drastically smaller dating pool - how would that put you in a sweet spot?

>>8328034
Fair. To each their own.

>>8328035
>doxed
No face and only posted height and weight, and only pictures are torso and dick? Uness you recognize me by my sweats or waistband probably not.

>>8328039
Sorry, should have specified. It's not a requirement at all, I just want to have the door still open, that I CAN get a boyfriend that's taller than me.

>>8328035
Yeah, you only get turned on by autism.

smelled any good feet lately gaygen ?

Way too many men take themselves so seriously it's such a turn off. And then there are guys on the opposite end of the spectrum who literally cannot take anything seriously.

wtf where did all the chill gays go

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>>8327564
>>8327666
>>8327608
>>8327602
>>8327592
>>8327586
>finally find bf
>he's fat and can't endure more than 5 minutes of fucking

>>8328241
Get him to fucking work out ffs.

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>>8328263
how can you work someone out if their excuse is "I would be ashamed there"

>>8328272
You dont need to work out in a gym...

>>8328272
First off losing fat is a simple equation ofthe calories you eat versus the calories you use, if you eat like a pig you're going to look like a pig. The first exercise he has to do is lifting his chin until his mouth is closed.

YOU LOSE WEIGHT BY EATING WELL, that being said some cardio will increase his stamina so if you can fuck a pig then at least he will last longer.

>>8328272
I lost 50 pounds just by cutting calories. I need to get cardio and strength training going so I can feel better. My core muscles and posture are garbage. By the end of the work day my back is tight and sore. If you a concerned about his weight then all you need to do is plan a menu and keep him on it. Maybe you two can jog in the woods.

>tfw bf is always mean and critical of you
>tfw mean bf wants you to be his top, but you are just a bottom
>tfw bf bullies you so much that you have zero confidence and you hate yourself
>tfw every time you speak to bf things turn into drama, arguing, and awkward silence
>tfw bf says your lack of confidence is unattractive, but he is the source of your lack of confidence
We just had an argument and he stormed out of my place. I just wanted to vent.

>>8328416
Sounds like an abusive relationship.

>>8328416
>tfw mean bf wants you to be his top
That's why he bullies you.
He wants you to take your frustration out on him in bed.

>>8328195
I'm sitting in my apartment playing bloodborne (again) and avoiding the "gay scene", because my last boyfriend was a pain in the ass who fucked me over, and I just don't have the patience to put myself out there again.
I'm kinda just hoping I meet another normal chill guy naturally so I don't have to go looking for them.

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>>8328416
>he is the source of your lack of confidence

gurl, please.
stand up and take responsibility for yourself.
stop letting other people tell you what to think.
if he is that awful, stop seeing him.

>>8328416
>>tfw every time you speak to bf things turn into drama, arguing, and awkward silence
Hmm, maybe you should leave him... idk Anon... maybe.

>>8328416
Fucking leave? Sounds terrible.

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>>8327305
>go on facebook
>see straight crush from school just proposed to his qt azn gf
>mfw

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>>8328495
Crash the wedding party and curse his firstborn.

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>>8328507
I like the way your think, thanks anon

>>8328528
Always here to help.

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>>8328416
you are the only one in charge of your life or how you feel about what you choose to include in your life

>>8328416
stop being a weak faggot and learn to love yourself!

>>8328541
My nigga!

>>8328453
Can't happen unless you live in a gay friendly area with a a lot of gay men and you signal them somehow. I wear rainbow bracelets.

Finally got to cum in my bf's ass lads

>>8328562
How has wearing rainbow bracelets worked for you so far?

>>8327840
look at him guys, if you don't already look similar to this by doing nothing, you'll never look like >>8327305

>>8328601
>getting there
he's obviously not "doing nothing"

>>8328601
Posts like this just make you sound insecure, anon.
I'm sure trying to make other people feel bad about their bodies makes you feel good for a bit, but be honest, that feeling doesn't last very long does it?
You should cut this immature crap out and try being a decent human being, that way you'll actually have something worth feeling good about.

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>>8328541
you read this book?

>>8328541
SAUCE

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>>8327771
I know, I need to work out and stuff
I'm not fat or anything though, just kind of meh
but then the issues set in and I just stay home and do nothing

>>8328416
dump the fucker and find someone who appreciates you

>>8328507
kek

>>8328577
conglaturation

>>8328646
It says "TA Today" right in the pic

>>8328765
That's a WEIRD name for a book, but I did find it. Thanks anyway.

>>8328772
after a quick googling, it seems like it's an unsuccessful run of the mill self help book

I suggest reading either Eckhart Tolle's "Power of Now" or >>8328632 rather than that crap

Read Carlos Castaneda if you want to dive off the deep end straight away

It's rumoured that twinkies last for hundreds of years
Not to be confused with twinks that go bad once they reach 25

stay safe uk lads

>>8329249
why whas going on?

>>8329247
There was a rumor that if you left mountain dew livewire out in the sun it would become clear and you can get drunk off it

>>8329333
the religion of peace just culturally enriched an arianna grande concert in manchester

19 dead

>>8328608
He's doing nothing (aside from eating nothing and being young) if there's any truth to his "progress", he's worked out two or three times in the last 30 days. I'm 99% positive this is just how he looks.

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>>8329540
Why does this keep happening?!

>tfw you take a life affirming dump

Need your help gaygen

To preface this, I'm a wowfag and wow is just as toxic as any board for those that don't play.
I linked some of my old sfw lewds from my trapping phase and since then this clingy daddy type faggot won't leave me alone.
The daddy kink is not for me, I find it gross but don't publicly shamed it.

It goes like this
>Talk in world channel
>Clingy Faggot (CF) immediately starts hurling abuse calling me a bitch and a faggot
>Projects his issues onto me
>Ignore him like an intelligent person
>CF just attacks every time I post
>Eventually point out his projection
>Brings me into Pvt chat
>Wants to work things out between us even though it's all him
I've had to do this mini chat twice before and he keeps going back to being a spiteful faggot.
He's married but thinks we have some sort of connection

Wat do gaygen?
I think he's mad too because he just doesn't understand how much I don't give a fuck about this whole thing. I just don't want to be constantly attacked and have my name besmirched even though he's hated by 3/4 of the people in that chat

>In B4 name change
Considering as last resort
>Let report button
Doesn't do many any good

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How do you feel about dirty underwear and stinky socks?

>>8329540
You need to stop being so shrapnelphobic
Clearly this lovely young man was just trying to spread the word of Mohammad (peace be upon him) using the traditional arab area weapon method

>>8329985
Nothing better than having a pair of cum stained boxers shoved in your mouth while getting fucked
>>8329866
Block his messages?
If he's in your guild or whatever ask the admin to kick him out

>>8329995
If he was attacking me personally I would just block him but the issue is he attacks me in such a way that to an onlooker IM the BAD GUY.
I'm aware it's emotional abuse but I just want him to leave me alone instead of this clingy faggotry and projection and the 'lets talk it out' it's an abusive relationship that is only a relationship in his mind

>>8330002
If there are records of all the times he's done it or people in the guild have seen it before and haven't had any problems with you go talk to the admin, dump screens of the private conversations

Alternately stop playing that shit MMO and start playing black desert online

>>8330016
>Shit mmo
To each their own.
It's not a guild members it's a random faggot in a world channel is super clingy to cute boys he's never met or ever will meet as though we all want hairy Daddy's
Pardon me while I gag
Reporting them does nothing but I'll ask my guild to report him if they see him shit talking me.
Honestly I'm intending to deal with him this one last time and make him acknowledge his issues and fuck off or just keep shit posting GMs until they give me a better solution.
All they've done for me is permanent ignored him on one toon I only play a bit of RP on once a week.
Not a real solution...

>>8329995
>Nothing better
cum stained briefs are arguably better than boxers

>>8330016
>people in the guild

the lollipop guild?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KSiyaqnZYs

>>8330103
They don't fill your mouth as well, admittedly if they haven't a big load soaked into them you can taste it better with briefs but boxers soaked with cum is objectively perfect

>>8329866
Stop roleplaying cringy retard.

>>8330188
I'm not rolrplaying you fucking cuck

>>8330188
>Hur dur emotional abuse is just roleplay

>>8330191
Yes you are, literal autistic underage virgin. All you literally have to do is block them, but no, you have to blog out your delusional bullshit nobody cares about. Guess what, the world doesn't revolve around you, and you're a retard for talking in world chat too. Literally nobody cares about your desperate attempts to feel wanted. Nobody even knows you exist, even within a shitty mmorpg.

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>>8330195
>hurr durr help I'm a little pussybitch retard and can't right click > ignore someone

>>8330208
>>8330201
Again I would just ignore but this faggot is trying to turn other people against me. Maybe you'd know what it feels like if you had any friends or image to yourself but no one defends being a fat neet

>>8330220
Whatever you say basementdwelling obese tranny. I'm sure you're turning people against you, just by being yourself already.

>>8330226
>Tranny
>In gaygen
I sense an FTM projection. Upset that you'll never be a real man?

>>8330236
>said the "guy" that admitted he had a trap faze

Upset that you don't have any friends to cry to, so you resort to making up stories for strangers on 4chan?

>>8330220
Nobody knows, or cares, who you are tbqh.
Let it go, Elsa.

>>8330240
>Making up stories
>Hur dur abuse is a myth
No all my friends are at home, I'm at work just looking for some help but as usual /tttt/ is infested with edgy faggots.

Who hurt you anon?

>>8330256
>be a faggot in trade chat
>some random kids calls me a faggot
>HELP GAYGEN! HELP I'M BEING ABUSED!!! SOS! CALL 911!!!

Go see a doctor lmao.

>>8330259
>Not reading the entire post
American education strikes again

>>8330316
Cringy EU rpfaggot shitposter strikes again.

>>8330337
Nice try but I'm a leaf

>>8330346
More like a vegetable, considering how retarded you are.

>>8330353
What's your issue anyway anon? Blow in from pol to shit everything up?

>>8330359
Just calling you out on your bullshit. Stay in your containment board with your futa x tauren fetishes or whatever you kids do these days.

>>8330373
It ain't bullshit bro. I hope you never have to deal with an abusive relationship because apparently you have no idea how to deal with it.

>>8330382
You even said it yourself it's not a relationship, lying autist. And you're literally not dealing with anything, it's a game. Get a life and stop making up shit on the internet for attention.

>>8330389
Stop shitting up the internet for attention
:DDD

>>8329866
>I linked some of my old sfw lewds from my trapping phase

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>8330633
>Is on lgbt
>Pretends he isn't a massive faggot

>grindr displays the wrong thumbnail for chats pretty often
fuck I thought the faggot pajeets got their shit together with the new layout and all

>>8327455
this is very false

>>8327455
this >>8331107
I put effort into getting big so I could demand other guys to be big for me as well

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just got home from being massaged my by straight hunk masseur husbando
ama

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hey friends
just checking in, pretty far into recovery after surgery
i'm doing p well
still a lot of pain and sleeping kind of sucks, but steadily improving
anyways, in case anyone cared, i'm ok~

>>8332425
are you a grl?

>>8332435

just a femboy
although, i mean, i'm almost 26 years old
just got fem genetics

>>8332440
you look like a roastie with daddy issues

>>8331943

Was it awkward for any of you (how did he even accept)?

Was it significantly more expensive that a massage at an e.g. spa?

[spoiler]Did you get to massage him?[/spoiler]

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>>8329540
Could've been just a crazy Valentina stan

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>>8332445
>Was it awkward for any of you (how did he even accept)?
Yes I dropped my spagetthi all over when I spoke with him and barely dared look at him, he was professional about it though.
There's a service in my area where you can have a look at all the masseurs available in your city and naturally you pick the hottest male one.
>Was it significantly more expensive that a massage at an e.g. spa?
It was a professional masseur. About $70.
>Did you get to massage him?
I wish

>>8332456
name was Salman Abedi

>>8332468
>did ya pop a boner?

>>8332478
>>
duh what do you think, especially when he massages my back from right in front of me and I imagine he's going to whip out his dick in front of me like in all massage pornos

>>8332442
this

time to leaf

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I want a normal sized or bigger dick

are the korean penis surgeries really a meme? do they offer anything other than removing the ligament which supposedly only increases your flaccid length.

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>>8332624
>do they offer anything other than removing the ligament which supposedly only increases your flaccid length.

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>>8332661
explain?

>>8330756
Being gay doesn't mean I'm required to share my sex-life with people, or have retarded fetishes.
You intentionally shared something private with a bunch of strangers, and now you're acting like you shouldn't have to deal with the consequences of doing that.
Sorry sweaty, but that's not how real life works.

>>8332425
Wasn't Circé a blondie twinkhon?

I'm 6'2 175lbs, can't gain too much weight because if muay thai, I could probably look better just from what I do now but I get high and eat tons of garbage all the time.

someone link the 3 polygamous linked in this thread some time ago I need to watch more of them

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Are bottoms immune to prostate cancer?

>>8332855
>I get high and eat tons of garbage

buy vegetables and nuts and healthy food to snack on when you get high.
and don't get high so much.

>>8332827

Dunno who you're talking about, sorry friend
I've never been blonde although i guess sometimes i'm twinky

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I want to cuddle with all the bts members

figure this is the right place to ask this

im bisexual and i love getting my ass fucked. but i t also kinda produces this feel that i need to shit constantly

what the fuck

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>straight crush in new zealand (from the United States originally) texts me last night saying he misses me
It hurts because I probably miss him way more than he knows.

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I've cut down my drug use so now I only use 2 days a month and use only a fraction what I used to

ARE YOU PROUD OF ME YET KR? tnx for all the encouragement you used to give me you fun sized little saint

also you might find it interesting I completed CBT after my cousin convinced my to try it

>>8334182
Where is KR?

>>8334201
*who

>>8334201

I wish I knew :^(

hopefully having a happy life somewhere with a 250/650 2 banger and a BF who loves him because he deserves it

>>8333208
>don't get high so much
Well the other advice you gave was good

>>8334207

oh

KR is/was KingRice a motorbike owning tripfag who was always the nicest and friendlest poster ITT especially to me for some reason

inside his little 5'3 body was pure love and a heart of gold

>>8327305
Anyone got psn? Add me DelitheSkelly

How do I stop the snowballing situation where i havent had sex in like 2 years for no good reason, and now im so out of practice w/ sex and relationships i cant even work up the courage to go on a grindr date or whatever.

ive just been shitposting on grindr w/ moderate success.

oh also, thinking back to before these 2 years, the original reason i was even going to post instead of lurk.

Any of you torn between wether you like big or small dicks? I mostly top and no matter which i have i miss the other, grass is always greener

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I hate having to convince the bf to fuck me everytime
and I still haven't dared to break up with him

can I make him break up with me somehow?

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>>8337601
>can I make him break up with me somehow?

yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-R-9YSaGGQ

>>8333651
Some people only know tragedy :*(

>>8337653
do I need to do one of those things or all of them?

Where's Maki? He's fragile and easy to bully

Is there such a thing as totally consensual no strings attached blow job with your straight friend?

Mechanical keyboards yes or yes?

>>8338936
always yes. there are less audible ones than others and the tactile clicks tickle your autism just the right way

>>8338951
You know it, I like the reds cause it's the least clacky.

>>8338936
as opposed to?

>>8339052
In general, ya god damn triangle

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>tried to quit smoking by replacing cigarettes with herb so I quell nic fits with bowl hits

I should've thought this through more.

>>8339100
That gif is adorable

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>>8339055
sorry, my brain autocompleted it to 'yes or no?'
:/

>>8339135
Its fine
I never expected much from Delts, so I guess you are no different

>>8339135
He's saying your keyboard is shit compared to their military grade gaming keyboards

does fully nude frotting count as losing your virginity?

>>8339705

idt so

So gay gen, need opinions.

>live in worst part of northern California: bay area
>meet older dude
>chill, easy going and kinda handsome
>lives in sf
>live in south bay
>meet once before like almost 2 years back now, fuck
>hes constantly traveling between sf and Italy, gone months at a time
>im busy with my school
>talking about seeing each other
>he doesnt wanna meet me halfway and my car was wrekt in an accident (on record not my fault btw)
>have to go on this dumb ass trek to see him that requires taking a bus, train, walking and time
>get lazy and lose interest
>flake today but no real plan was made anyway other than letting me stay until tomorrow
>he's leaving again and so am I too in a few days

Am I in the wrong here? I'd like to see this guy but fuck me for tying to get myself to one of the most compacted and cramped cities in the world and feeling tired thinking of all this bullshit I gotta do, doesnt appeal to me. I'd still like to see what he's about. Last chance to see him would be this weekend.

>>8327305
2-3 times a week at the local gym, when I'm not in a bout of inexcusable laziness or work related scheduling. Although I really need to ween myself off the machines and move from conditioning to actual strength training. As is, I'm just getting a simple, well-rounded work out and need to refocus on upper body strength.

My ideal body is closer to 200 lbs than 100–all new weight added in muscle bc I'm currently borderline string bean still. Basically anything better than "toned."

Creatine, you're just not good enough for me.

pls reply

>>8339756

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I was dating this boy earlier this year, but we stopped talking because he had trust issues and did not want to actually be my boyfriend.
It has been months and there is not one day I do not think of him. After we broke up he said he still likes me a lot, but I cut contact and haven't talked to him in months.
Basically, I want advice. I've never liked anyone as much as I like him. I do not want to chase after someone who will not put in effort for me and I will not date a man who isn't going to give me a fair chance. And if I wait too long, I will have to say goodbye to him when I leave the state again.
A part of me thinks that's what I have to do. Keep going like normal, and when the time comes, meet him and say goodbye properly.
What would you do in this situation?

>>8327327
he is basically me but with more weight

>>8339756
I think you should see him again, just to provide closure if nothing else.

>>8340161
>>8340104
Should I do the same? I want closure too, but I don't know what I should do.

i tried to catfish and felt so guilty about it deleted my account before talking to anyone

>>8340161
Senpai are you even sure you replied to the same post? Doesn't sound like anything useful to that anon if he doesn't wanna spend that much time and effort to see someone who sounds like they wouldn't put much effort into him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvqpjKRyYY4

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Twunkdom is truly the perfect balance between being a cute gay and a masc man

there should be a gg snapchat group. want to see more of your everyday life, share mine, but not have my pictures saved by creeps

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>>8341201
Not masc enough

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>>8341359
I doubt anyone's is that interesting, mine certainly isn't

Birmingham (the UK one) pride over the weekend. Anyone going down?

>>8342256
You're really asking in gaygen if people are going to Pride?
Really?
I mean really?

>>8342433
I don't follow.

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>>8342469
Oh, well that's a bit of a shame. I'm going on my rickshaw at any rate.

>>8342469
I can't wait until the muslims kill you all.

>populist gays
*vomits*

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>>8342256
I would if I had the mental wherewithal to do stuff or live independently...

>>8342542
>>8342546
what got deleted?

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Nothing wrong with going to pride. Fun get together and nice colorful stuff. Plus it's nice seeing other gays out in the open for a weekend.

How can I find an alpha male to fuck my boipuss?

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>>8342674
Some not very nice stuff about guys in here being neckbeard shut-ins. Don;t know where it went though.

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>>8342940

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>>8343019
Well you have a chance to do it here and now, so to speak.

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How do I find guys my age (I'm 20) that I can actually date?

Grindr is full of old fat guys.

>>8343093
You don't.

>>8343093
Awww, what a qt.

>>8327876
Oh, you went backwards

>>8342256
Pride has completely turned into some cishet circus parade so going there undermines the original spirit and purpose of pride parades.

>>8343266
>the original spirit and purpose of pride parades
???

I wish there was some kind of gay mans march like the dykes have

>>8343290
female privilege

>>8343266
Straight people going to gay bars as a matter of course is undermining the original spirit of those establishments.

>>8343310
That's why we should ban cishets from these establishments.

So suspensory ligament surgery is like the only legit way to increase your dick size although supposedly only flaccid length and maybe just some erect size.
But I can't find any blog or before-after stories about it on the internet. is it really only a meme?

>>8343060
I don't follow

>>8343277
you know, stonewall and what

I wish I was ramming someone cute right about now.

I wish there was a lewd gaygen snapchat group right about now.

I wish I was being rammed by someone ugly right about now.

Did you find I genie? I wish for a penis longer than 5 inch

To motivate Wiz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2nfm4A0R8E

You and him have a lot in common.

I hate Summer. It's too hot and sweaty and there's bugs everywhere and I spend all my time masturbating because of the heat and because I have no self-control.

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>>8343398
>check video
>see that its boogie
>Im getting, gastric bypass
>comparing me to that piece of crap

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!

I'm not cheating. I'm doing this shit the right way, fucking busting my ass at the gym and eating right. He is a fucking lazy prick and people are going to pat him on the back for a job well done because he took the easy way out. If you wanted to trigger me you did so and with flying colors.

Bastard.

I love men who love their mothers.

>>8343060
>tattoo of a buttplug
What in the fuck.

>>8341201
Looks like a ftm

>>8342469
"Babe.
Gaygen is full of fat ugly self-loathing virgin shut ins who are too scared to walk into a shop, let alone go to pride.
They call Pride degeneracy because they know their fat, ugly, tacky nerdy selves could never fit in.
They project their self loathing on to the majority of fags who are happy, attractive and fun.
I'm not going to Birmingham since I live in London and will just go to London Pride."

if you're this mad, why even come here?

don't seem that well adjusted yourself

>>8343977
>Implying anyone here is well-adjusted.

>>8343982
I never implied such a thing

>>8343977
tacky is the new classy. I agree with everything else you said, just wanted to point that out.

>>8343990
Look at the quotation marks, I didn't say it, I was quoting the post that got deleted.

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>>8343770
>I'm gonna starve myself and learn to death drop. I hope we both get the goal bodies we want

>>8344087
I didn't mean to greentext you Wiz but it's basically instinctual now

>>8342873
become one yourself so you can rightfully demand one. lest everyone faggot would probably be fem and yearn for one.

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How do I know if I'm actually bisexual or if it's just that this website (via traps as the first step on the slippery slope ofc) and my crushing loneliness has effectively made me prison gay?

>>8344381
Take this complex, psychologist-approved quiz:

Do you like men?
Do you like women?

There you go.

>>8343341
Oh, I thought you were referencing not being able to go or something.

>>8343833
I do what I like.

>>8344407

I definitely like women but I'm not really sure if I find men appealing - but at the same time I fantasise about sucking cock and bottoming, however I don't find male faces attractive at all

>>8344420
you probably just need to get used to male faces and you'll like them.

>>8344420
sounds like repressed homosex to me, especially since you have to ask the question. live out your fantasies and you will know

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Staring at the sun
Standing in the sea
Your mouth is open wide
You're trying hard to breath
Waters at your neck
Your body's over me

>>8344420
Ah, well, there's an easy solution there. Which is to not have sex with people you don't find attractive.

If you need in-depth instruction what you do is, see, when you meet someone you do not find attractive you don't try to have sex with them or pursue them in any romantic capacity.

You can call yourself bisexual if you want, but there aren't any prizes for doing so.

>>8344420
I can't seem to come off with a guy. I do love sucking dick though, working on my deepthroat skills. It's nice to work it into BDSM scenes and things.

>>8343093
tinder

>>8343770

I was more thinking about what led him to use food as a security blanket. He said he lived in an abusive home and was sexually abused as well. I remember you saying something to that affect before.

He also says he has tried various diets & exercise plans to help him lose weight but he only could lose so much.

I know you're half his size or so but anyway what I was just trying to say is that being obese is largely a mental problem due to using food in an abusive manner for a long time. You can try to lose weight by eating right and going to the gym 3-5 days a week but unless you conquer over the mental issue (the root problem) you will just gain what you lose back because mentally you self-sabotage yourself. That's why gastric bypass works so well on most fat people.

In any case I wish you the best of luck on your weight loss journey.

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>>8327305
doxed a closeted gay fag on twitter today. Should I out him to his family for the lols?

>>8344982
>>>/b/ (2006)

hey wiz how do i beat ornstein and smaugh

>>8344409
what you like is shit

>>8345800
I'll show you my opinion if you show me yours.

>>8344409
I thought you were making a thinly veiled jibe at me, sorry :/

>>8344982
Don't be mean

I need new places to fake gps on grindr to get attention. What cities has the best looking gays?

>>8346184
Sao paulo

>>8346292
eww no, it only had taco fuckers and niggers

>>8346184
okay after an hour or two of jumping around I found that the netherlands has the best guys
I should go there some day

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>>8327569

I'm looking at this and cringing right now for you

>>8344432
>tfw you'll never get to work out naked and the gym and mire yourself

>>8342458
There are no gay people in this thread I guess

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NOT HAVE A PERMA LINK FOR DISCORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8346791
link is permanent

>>8346815
Keeps saying "instant invite is invalid or has expired".

Maybe I got banned from last time I was on, I always thought I accidentally left the server. I don't know why I would be banned, I never did anything except sit in vc and post lewds.

>>8346825
could be an IP ban(discord hasn't found a way to make them optional), those are a bit of a problem. What was your username?

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>flirting with a guy on tinder
>sent him some pictures, just shirtless
>pose and use tinder filters to hide my jellyrolls
>get compliments in return

I'm pretty into him, but I'm super self-conscious about my weight. At 1.93m and 105kg, is this still a fuckable weight? I look pretty good, but I just can't think of myself as sexy when naked. Not a total lardass, but I could definitely lose 20kg.

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>>8345472

This is like asking out does a person learn how to walk.

You try, try, try again till you get it right.... or you could just summon solaire of astora.

>>8346829
"Sad Man" is my username.

>>8346987
Oh you were removed for being underage.

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>>8346987
>>8346991

>>8346991
Oh that makes sense. I'll be back in 3 months. And the person typing this is my 18 year old brother.

Have you guys had one of those really realistic dreams? I just had a dream where I was sucking dick, and it felt like it was really happening, the taste, the texture, everything. I woke up literally jizzing my pants, and my mouth felt like it had just sucked a cock.

That's crazy.

>>8347048

I had sex dreams before but never actually came from them.

New thread dorks

>>8347063
>>8347063
>>8347063
>>8347063

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>be me
>chubbyfit
>broad chest
>well-maintained scruffy beard
>attract mostly bottoms

>be a huge bottom and on anti-depressants that's keeping me from getting a boner in the first place

What's a subtle way of broaching the subject before you get to the bedroom

Someone help me get in shape

kik xpet7

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>>8350786
forgot to attach pic

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>>8327455
>Twinks tell themselves this and actually believe it

>>8349572

>broad-chested bottom

Pls be at least on the same continent.

I feel you about the antidepressants tho. I went through escitalopram and currently on parotexine, and the noboner was fucking real. Luckily it cleared up after about ~2 months, and now my libido is mostly back to normal.

All the better for your ass tho. :^)

>>8328601

t. excuse looking faggot that will never make it

how common is it for sisters to surrogate for their gay brother's boyfriend? this would essentially create 100% biological children

How to get a bf?
>german please

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>>8358230

How do I find a platonic homosexual gym buddy?

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>straight best friend who I have a crush on returns home from his 6 month overseas trip
>go to airport to pick him up
>he sees me and runs up to me
>extend my arms out to receive his classic bear hugs
>while going in for the embrace his face gets real close to mine as if he was going in for a kiss
>move my head away
>he asks me why I moved my head away in a sad tone
>suddenly wake up
>it was a dream
>he still is away and will be for another month
>furiously masturbate and buy a dildo out of pure frustration

ITS NOT FAIR

>>8358230

I hate women so fucking much.

>25
>biscum
>definitely like men more
>only have had sex with men
>still sexually attracted to women
>was rejected by women all through high school
>have baby face, twink aesthetics
>yet mostly top
>want to be full gay, but would be the only gay at work if I came out
>like a guy I'm seeing casually a lot, he said he likes me too, don't know where to go since I'm closeted to everyone but close family
>don't want to date him and be in the closet
>have never had a relationship with anyone before, just random fucks
>live in town of 15,000
>still feel like I need to have sex with a woman just to try it, but have woman issues and get stressed out dealing with them

My life's really fucked up and confusing right now. Bit drunk so just putting everything out there.

I'm fucking tired of taking initiative all the time to get guys, and it's inadvertently giving me a sick daddy fetich where I want someone to make all choices for me

>>8358203
h-hallo