/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

Don't believe in bdd.
It's a stupid meme that retarded people here use

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little witch thread!

>>8317535
Fuck off.

i ran out of not stinky clothes :(

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>>8317527
>tfw not the one on the left

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>>8317540
delet this.

>>8317542
then wash them
>>8317543
>being this much of a dyke
just go meet girls already

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>>8317542
Laundry time!

>>8317543
Seriously :/

>>8317542
>Be woman
>Cant wash clothes
So I take it your ambitions are cat lady?

>>8317547
You'll do anything to fit in wont you.

> all those people with hips and tiny shoulders
it gets better.
It get betters.
It gets better.
It get better; It get betetr. It gets betetr. It get betters. It get betters. It gets betetr. It gets better. It get better. IUt gets better. It gets betetr. It gets better. It gets better. It gets beteter. It gets better.
no crying.

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>>8317552
Yeah, and probably not the good kind of catlady either.

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>>8317554
>tiny shoulders
manshoulders

long face no pass

>>8317560
how are we supposed to tell from this picture

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>>8317554
>tfw your gf has the body you wish you had

>>8317549
I've just never had a strong girl pushing me around it sounds really nice

>>8317554
passing in photos is 90% angles and lighting

>>8317554
It doesn't
That's all ff long bull shit

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>>8317543
I know that feel, one day I will get a dominante gf who will protect me and guide me as I learn how to be a woman

>>8317568
>>8317560
Ahahaha. Not like I deserv any luck anyway, I tortured kittens when I was 12 and I killed hamsters when I was fucking 15 or 16.

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>>8317563
Why the long face?

>>8317571
I think that you're okay with whatever as long as there's pushing involved.

How reliable is in house pharmacy? couldn't find a clear answer online
Would be buying cypro and estrofem

>>8317560
Those aren't man shoulders.
I can show you man shoulders

>>8317583
tru

>>8317579
waited too long

my face is wider than that

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I'll repeat it but I'll just shitpost here because my containment thread is kind of dead. Can't turn my trip on or I'll piss off a lot of people.

Allow me to talk about my baes.

Cis Tits - Very sweet, very opinionated and open for a nice discussion, willing to help out people and has a great voice.

Maeve - Excellent memer, memer queen of the thread. Very sweet and very endearing, very sure she's pretty.

Marina - Aside from being really pretty, she's honest, sweet and she knows her DEUTSCHE GRÜNTLICHKEITEN.

Edie - I knew her before /mtfg/ but she seems cool here as well. Very nice.>>8317574

I forgot to mention one person, which was Ambiance - Very sweet too, loves Steben Onovars and the Philophers Stone.

And people, stay fucking OPTIMISTIC. Being attractive depends on various people's taste. Stay confident, be strong, go outside and kick assu.

>>8317539
You're welcome~

buying gf 10k

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>>8317571
It is. especially when they are taller than you and you have to strain your head just to meet their gaze
>>8317565
trust me
manshoulders.

>>8317549
>>8317551
too depressed
and it's the middle of the night
>>8317552
not like i couldn't i'm just not motivated to do it

>>8317589
Where do you find girls like that?

>>8317589
stand up straight and show both shoulders

>>8317587
I AM OPTIMIST ALL THE TIME EXCEPT WHEN I'M NOT.
AND NOT IS NOW.

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>tfw shes scheming something

>>8317597
cropping = hiding something

>>8317597
no im not showing face
>>8317596
im not a girl

>tfw gay guys don't like you
>tfw girls don't like you
>tfw only abusive dominant sociopaths "like" you

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>>8317578
dear god

>>8317606
hide your face

>>8317591
Hey Marina, post feet.

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>>8317589
These are man shoulders
42" circumference

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>>8317601
Really.

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>have friend
>try to be there for them in tough times
>get replaced by a newer friend and dropped like a hot potato

l-lol looks like i got memed on

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>>8317535
little witch academia little witch academia little witch academia

>>8317606
I know your not a girl, I was asking as you said that it is nice having a strong girl pushing you about. So I presumed that you have had a strong girl pushing you about, so I was asking where do you find those girls.

can someone redpill me on angie?

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>>8317589
I want this so badly ;~~;
>>8317579
Actually yeah pretty much I just want a dom partner of either gender really

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Daily reminder to grow some hips

>>8317611
maybe when i get home tommorow night

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>>8317620
:^)

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Oh and "Myrthe". She should come back to the containment thread, she knows who I am now that I have said this lmao.

There is this other girl called "Puru". She looks really sweet and comfy and she deserves a bf.

>>8317600
I'll post again what you have to do.

>>8317587
>DEUTSCHE GRÜNTLICHKEITEN.
i'm the least tidy person here, except for piss bottles my room is /r9k/-tier

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>>8317623
I got my eye on you!

>>8317635
My jaw is still messed up due to the massiter sinking in

>>8317631
gotcha pal
>>8317635

>>8317630
>so I was asking where do you find those girls.
lgbt skype threads. they dont exist anymore and soc is full of chasers. rip

>>8317632
>I want this so badly ;~~;
how tall r u

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>>8317625
I still like you Korra, but for more than a few different reasons Kara gets all my attention - It's not personal.

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>>8317613

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>>8317642
>except for piss bottles my room

BEYOND THAT

I'd still like to be your friend. :D

henlo u stinky trannies, go wear rainbow socks or something, lol

>>8317642
>except for piss bottles my room is /r9k/-tier
This is only acceptable if you are on spiro and piss all the time.

>>8317649
all this time i thought kayla was only person who owned fish nets

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>piss bottles in rooms

people actually do this for real?? pls be fake news

buying gf 20k

>>8317649
Wow, that almost never works. You must be in a really low mood lately.

Also, you have cute feet.

>>8317652
>>8317658
i meant i don't own piss bottles and my room is otherwise very untidy

i only use the toilet, i'm not some kind of degenerate

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>>8317646
5'10"
I actually really like being relatively tall although sometimes I think it would be nice for someone taller than me to take the lead and stuff
Not that I'll ever experience that ;~;

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I want Minmin legs.

>>8317667
elanna are you gay?

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>>8317643
My Karabun always watching out for me :3

>>8317645
But you know I had every right to complain about it

>>8317631
What do you want to know?

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>>8317655
Okay

>>8317667
>5'10"
tfw u could do that to me.
>>8317666
>i meant i don't own piss bottles and my room is otherwise very untidy
Oh ok sorry i misread that.

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>>8317661
sometimes the anxiety is real as fuck

>>8317639
I AM optimistic.
I am optimistic all day, i tell people they're going to be fine and I believe it, and I believe I am also going to be fine, BUT EVERY FUCKING EVENING MY WILLPOWER DWINDLE TO NOTHING AND THE HOPE IS GONE.
>>8317610
Everytime I say i'm a horrible person it is true, i don't trust myself near animals. There is something horribly wrong with my impulse control, it is super strong most of the time but randomly utterly fail.

Every time lanna posts hips it makes me consider that repressing isn't totally a terrible idea

ashlee if you're still here thanks for saying that last thread
idk though
i've never been in a relationship more than 2 months and it seems noone really's interested in me at all
except for boys lol

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>>8317676
delet this post immediately

>>8317633
>>8317673
Im glad you found someone Kayla, your moping was getting old. Your posting improved a lot.
When are you two making your first upload to xhamster?
Nice belly piercing btw.

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>>8317666
Well Satan, Ich möchte gerne Freunde sein. :D

>>8317677
Well, why is your willpowers dwingling to nothing?

post sad anime girls thanks

>>8317679
Same for me but whenever you post any part of yourself.

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>>8317670
You know some days I wonder a lil then I think about boys and think nah

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>>8317683
the people deserve to know

>>8317683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yta1SKwxX2

>>8317683
Why did you save that pic?
Why bully me?

Oh for fucks sake.

Seeing people who are 5'3 complaining about anything just ruins my day.

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>>8317687
happy and pleased anime girls are the best.

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stop saving kara's pictures or the three of us are going to have a problem with you

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>>8317671
Someone has to keep you out of trouble you troublemaker!

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>>8317679
ive leaned it's better to just shitpost in mtfg and take nothing seriously ever :D

pay it no mind and farm some (You)s

>>8317684
Is The Undertaker still in WWE? I used to watch it in the 90s when it was WWF.

>>8317695
It's not easy being a twink

>>8317684
Is it just me of does Kayla seem like the classic boy-loving type AGP.

It must be pretty hot, turning yourself into the perfect chick for your bf and getting off to it yourself too.

>>8317706
Stop saying I'm memeing

>>8317708
It's harder being a giant.

>>8317690
I laughed too hard at this gif

>>8317685
I don't know. One theory I have is that it's around the time the hormone's level the lowest, and from a experience I know I feeling super bad if I do <some time on hormones> then stop. Was in the USA for some time, had hormones given by friend for 2 days, felt the best I ever did emotionally for 2 days (hadn't ever been on hormones before), then ran out and cried for half a night.

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>>8317689
You just have to find some guy that's into pushovers. Might be hard to do in Canada.

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>don't use pictures posted on 4chan

???

pls get over yourself lol

>>8317718
But it really is a theory because 2 days is placebo anyway. Maybe I'm just wired to feel like shit at night.

>>8317719
Actually its not. It seems like a lot of guys here are into pushovers with low self esteem.

>>8317704
I'll corrupt you yet.

>>8317706
I think he still is, guys been in it for fucking ever. Might have retired by now but im unsure, WWE got shit after it became PG 13, no more booze or strippers and crazy mcmahon shenanigans.
>>8317709
I mean theyre a perfect match, hes one lucky dog cause kaylas probably gonna do all the kinky shit he wants to.

>>8317727
WHOOO 'BERTA

>>8317730
The problem is the kind of guys who are into that are usually total douchebags.

Love you.

>>8317710
But you are. Stop. You're 30 years old for god's sake
>>8317729
Damn that sucks.

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>>8317728
Help shes trying to turn me asian!

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Hi again everyone. I'm back with another odd question. Can I do cocaine and be on hrt without there being any side effects besides the usual effects cocaine has on the body?

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>>8317734
That is what I remember friends who dated in Alberta dealing with yes

That's also why I've never tried it because fuck d-bags

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Are my feet cute?

I'm 6'3" (American metric system is retarded brehs), unusually underweight, my chin is fucking stupid, I sound like garbage and I get shunned by society everyday.

It never stops me. NEVER.

>>8317718
>>8317725
I'm sorry you feel this way, but maybe you should find help for your (theoretical) moodswings to negativity?

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>>8317742
Oh I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

I was thinking more like..

Doing bad things together.

>>8317740
everything I say is true.
It isn't my fault a lot of people here are delusional

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>>8317742
tfw the girl who convinced you to transition is asian

>>8317746
ask >>8317747

>>8317729
Turns out im more kinky than him, he drew the line at ball gags and chastity devices

>>8317751
If you pass IRL why the hell do your body measurements matter?

>>8317734
>>8317747
But who else would take an advantage of an emotional limpet mine like yourselves?

>>8317747
>That's also why I've never tried it because fuck d-bags
Thats why you need to give into your inner lesbian.

>>8317757
I only pass because people out of sympathy or people are just way too dumb.

I literally have a body that makes linebackers blush

>>8317748
Too chubby.

>>8317757
>talking to someone who transitioned from human to living meme

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>>8317761
I'm sure the guys out here are nicer
>>8317760
I'm not an emotional limpet mine I'm just a bit damaged

>>8317752
Are you also going to show your bony ass on some shemale sex site like her?

i look manlier 7 months than i started

just compared pictures

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>>8317750
Oh ok.
While using chopsticks though right?

>>8317752
I think I recognize her.

>>8317755
I'm the opposite, I'm not kinky at all. My coke dealer wanted to pee on me and I was like nope. It's amazing how many guys aren't satisfied by just a blowjob these days, I blame porn.

How long should I tuck my balls of I want to overall lower T?

>>8317771
>bony
top kek m8

>>8317772
I'm seriously going to tell Eirini to bully you.

>>8317777
dont

>>8317766
It's called curves baby, maybe you'll get some one day.

>>8317749
Your story sounds...oddly familiar

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>>8317774
So doing coke is ok then! Yay! I'm going on a binder!

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>>8317773
>I think I recognize her.
you better ren used to trip here
i met her on /b/ tho

>>8317781
This is what I'm saying and you don't seem to get. I don't have curves.

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I wish I could hug Amy and headpat her IRL until she stopped feeling so negative about everything

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>>8317770
You're like an emotional... and physical... and in every other way an ocean liner anchor.

>>8317776
She had her nudes and videos plastered on this board.

>>8317765
Post body pic
>>8317767
You're right I should start ignoring her, it's just that she was so nice on Skype.

>>8317755
How kinky are you Kayla?

>>8317781
I'm cis, so I hope not.

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>can't get bra hooked
>10 mins later wrists and thumbs are seized and in pain
>give up and do it up from the front
>cry
Fuck :(

>>8317787
>She had her nudes
oh i thought u meant my ass sorry. you did say
>show your bony ass
>your bony ass

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>>8317787
Does that mean that I'm a pillar of stability? I'd trust an ocean liner anchor.

>>8317784
ASIAN
EASY
MODE

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Timeline is shit ;_;

>>8317792
I thought everybody did it from the front?

>>8317789
You seen my body

>>8317795
>Does that mean that I'm a pillar of stability? I'd trust an ocean liner anchor.
She's calling you fat.

Put down the spaghetti pizza, tubby.

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I am a gross old man

>>8317799
>pre hormones january 2015
>2 years hormones may 20th 2015
kayla the 2nd one is supposed to say 2017

>>8317798
BLACK
NIGHTMARE
MODE

>>8317749
Well I took the tit tacks like 45 minutes ago or something and I feel calmer now, Still no idea if it's placebo.
Technically I'm broken because I got abused faaaaaaaaar too much in primary school and high school, but I already got therapy for that and there's not much to do. I already vinquished the majority of my social anxiety (which was one of the big result of the other kid's behavior toward me) merely by pure willpower and forcing myself to do the stuffs (I couldn't go into some supermarket's zone for some reason, nor do phone calls without thinking about how to for like days, that was like, 2 years ago).
I'm going to get over the moodswings hopefully, I mean, I don't get suicidal envy during those anymore since i've been put on HRT, while actually feeling stuffs in life (either I had no feeling, or I wanted to lowkey kill myself, depended on the day).
> sperged out again
Well fuck.
Filter me if you must.

>>8317787
Supposedly the nudes emerging is the reason her show ended.

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>>8317799
>Trans was confortable having a beard, short hair and having a dick.

Oh this triggers me to NO end.

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>>8317803
>she
Newfag

>>8317814
Don't bully me.

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>>8317795
>I'd trust an ocean liner anchor.
Anchors don't support anything while being tied to your waist.

>>8317793
I am sure you'd do better. She is asian after all.

>>8317803
No I am not. Stop putting words in my mouth and misgendering me shitlord.

>>8317811
Emerged? I don't think anyone was hiding them.

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>>8317806
Me too Shannon

>>8317801
I don't remember it

>>8317773
Going to do a lot more with you than teach you how to use chopsticks. :3

How do you ensure that hrt makes you grow great hair?

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I keep having nightmares (like 2-3 times a week)
I need help

>>8317812
>what is a repression beard?
>>8317819
A Z N

E Z Y

M D E

>>8317799
How old were you when you started?

>>8317825
This:
https://youtu.be/HQv_pRJYFY4
But applied to your hair.

desu don't listen to me I have no idea.

>>8317786
yeah, headpat her against her will

my facial hair was always shit. couldnt even use it to repress. worthless.

>>8317812
>kayla
>comfortable as a man
newfag is new
she was here crying every single day that we were degenerates and it wasnt fair that we got to be girls and she didnt etc etc etc

;~;

>>8317800
idk, I was under the impression that you "can" buy should avoid it because it's more wear and tear

>>8317799
No one comes close to my pre hrt ugliness

>>8317839
hi myrthe

>>8317839
what's wrong? missing someone?

>>8317825
Do men and women have different hair texture?
>>8317832
>Brony
Dropped.

>>8317839
iktf
also can you tell anna i'm sorry for being a cunt to her :x

>>8317799
You're like a blueprint for a sissy.

>>8317844
fook off, ponies are fun.

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>called in to work

aaaaaaa

>>8317810
I'm not going to filter you, I'm just a visitor who cherrypicks a few likable people here.

>suicidal envy
Please don't do this. Listen, if I posted my picture here (and the only ones who know what I look like is Cis tits, probably more idk), people would laugh so hard and shit on me and call me a hon or whatever. But the truth is, I don't care. It doesn't affect me in the slightest.

Why would I want to gain something I'll never get anyway? Whats the point of being envious of someone's outside looks? I don't, I'll simply do my best to look my best as possible. That should go for you too, someone might find you attractive or pretty. Someone might not, who knows.

>>8317839
Hi Myrthe~

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>>8317817
NEWFAG NEWFAG EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE NEWFAG
>>8317819
But I very reliably drag people down and drown them :)

>>8317820
you arent a man, you arent gross
you are pretty, everyone tells you that already.
you do everything right

none of that applies to me, but you already knew that

>>8317829
Sent you a pic on discord

>>8317848
Are you seriously into MLP??
>Finally find someone into drones
>They're a horse fucker
>>8317859
Kay

>>8317858
No they don't Shannon.
Shannon I have an apple body crossed wth an inverted triangle.

>>8317695
I'm literally retarded:the post

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>>8317856
drown me senpai pls

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>>8317856
I'm not even new, I'm just not observant enough to recognise anons by their posting styles.

I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice.

>>8317843
>>8083932

>>8317848
wew

>>8317810
>sperged out again
you're still not on my level senpai
>get irritable and rage at people for fucking hours before spiralling into a self-hate depressionposting shitshow

>>8317868
Elanna is just going through a rough time with work shes actually extremely nice.

>>8317868
would be scary if people recognise me by posting style actually

>>8317865
No sympathy.

>>8317849
What do you do for work korra?

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>>8317873
It's true.

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>>8317864
I have the same body type but I dont have ffs, I have giant man hands and my shoulders are twice as wide as yours

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>>8317873
>shes actually extremely nice.

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>>8317880
waitress. someone didn't show up for their shift and now I have to leave my comfy bed and cover for them even tho I already worked this morning till noon >, <

>>8317862
But... Ponies are funny. Especially if a dwarf is riding them.

>>8317887
I mean, she totally is.

>>8317887
She is :0

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>>8317873
But I'm not even being serious mean I'm being meme mean
>>8317868
YOU THOUGHT WRONG NEWFAG
>>8317867
cmere

>>8317869
what did you mean? that post is gone i don't understand :( are you ok?

tfw zombie

>>8317889
Now I need to see Tyrion with a pony steed on Game of Thrones.

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What are you listening to right now /mtfg/

I'll go first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKItG-_y4_8

>>8317884
Twice?
My shoulders are 43" circumference

>>8317888
Yea i got called in for a shift when i already had a shift that day
It sucks to get called in

>>8317895
What's in your head?

>>8317890
>>8317892
I see you've both fallen for the "Elanna is secretly a nice person" meme. It's actually true - all we have to do is ignore like 80% of her posts where she's being bitchy and vindictive for no reason towards people for no reason.

>>8317897
https://youtu.be/qZKCHBM0l4c

>>8317897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmhZVjaqQo

>>8317893
Meme mean Elanna is sexy

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>>8317889

>>8317897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRhRiIYxcqM

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>>8317888
>Reading news
>Some story about racism that went to like the attorney of discrimination
>Some nigger that had been the chief janitor in a school or building had been repeatedly called nigger in chief and chief of nigger work by other employees.
>Theyz bullying me n shiz
You know what the mormons say Korra, the darker the sin, the blacker the skin. How often do you have to suffer for your sins Korra?

>>8317884
the biggest tell is not your body, it is your forehead.
try bangs/fringe or a center part to hide it.
also, try wearing some makeup.
you honestly look like a fat woman from the neck down.

>>8317897
>bait and switch
aww

>>8317904
maybe they're masochists and they like the mean

>>8317896
Dinklage is kind of cute. I kissed a dwarf, once. Really pissed the other guys that had been flirting with me that night.

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>>8317897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEzV2s8V0P0

>>8317914
This isnt bad at all

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>>8317786

>>8317921
It's weird how well being a dwarf works for him, I think.
>>8317925
Elann introduced me to Shirobon, and they're pretty good.

>>8317853
>cis tits knows a hon
CIS TITS POST PIC

>>8317915
Maybe I'm acting like one of those dumb cis girls but I really thought I could change you from a edgy racist asshole by being nice to you. I'm dsappointed in you Cartman.

Red:wave: [B]uying Gf 50k!

>>8317904
Ok faye

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>>8317927

>>8317928
He has a great acting range. That saved him from being pidgeonholed.

>>8317930
>CIS TITS POST PIC
i never post other ppls pics

>>8317928
>Elann
another reason to like her then i guess
it kinda reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FKNViujeM

>>8317904
elanna pretends to be mean for fun on here. on discord shes a completely different person. most people are.

>>8317900
59"

>>8317943
pls post I wanna laugh at hons

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>>8317893
>YOU THOUGHT WRONG NEWFAG
I'VE BEEN HERE ALL SUMMER, MY MOM EVEN LETS ME STAY UP TILL 10PM NOW THAT SCHOOL'S OUT

ELANNA DEFENSE FORCE REPORTING IN
WHO AM I TO KILL??

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>>8317931
It's gonna take way more than just your kindness to ever negate all the shit that made me racist. And I wont apologize for being a racist but I'm only picking on Korra because I remember she liked to talk shit when she could.
Also if you were white Shakira you'd get it, I only want to keep the west white, yall got the entire rest of the planet.

>>8317903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
I just can't seam to maintain any thoughts today.

>>8317954
preferably elanna pls

flash1: {B}uying 1 GF 100k ~ anonymous

>>8317954
Chasers. Kill them all.

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Now this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg

>>8317906

I had a very bad feeling with the thumbnail but this turned out really well.

>>8317909

No

>>8317914
I like this

>>8317917
You must be heartbroken

>>8317922
But why

>>8317950
I don't you're are that big

>>8317960
For the love of God, please spare the chasers. They're the only path to happiness in this life.

>>8317963
I am that big

>>8317853
Ayy like I said I don't get suicidal anymore since HRT :)
I'm going to be fine, like, no kidding, i've been super productive today, did a lot of stuffs in FL studio while shitposting here, and also did some meme and tidyied my apartment a bit. This is far better than waht I'm used to do, and that means progress to me (usually i'd spent the day playing a vidya game...). I just... have those irrational moments where the world just shatter and i'm left with only the negatives.
It's not even about the apparence, or anything at all, it's just the disparition of everything positive.
Anyways, thank you anon, I appreciate that someone is reading my posts and trying to help, even if there's not much to do.

>>8317862
I watched the show, found it fun and happy, so yea, I guess? I liked the community's music as well, but it has gone downhill since a long time. And like I said earlier, i'm literally not interested in fucking, so ┐( ˘_˘)┌

>>8317872
I go directly to self-hate depression then fix myself with hormones :^)

>>8317889
I was assigned a dwarf in warhammer tabletop, I have a pony. Lol.

Ok I'm going to bed now because the progy is litteraly loopying me into sleep.
Stay awesome mtfg.

>>8317939
Thankfully, because he seems to be a genuinely nice guy when not acting, too.
>>8317943
It's the chip tune-y faux 80s/90s aspect to it.

>>8317953
DOES YOUR MOM LET YOU HAVE TWO SCOOPS?

>>8317969
Fuck off chaser reeeee

>>8317970
I don't believe you

>>8317962
>But why
because i like the song and i'm in the mood for something that gives me feels

>>8317955
Hey, newfag here.

Is this person really part of this board? Or is it just a poltard trolling away? On a relatively social board such as, how does anybody here on lgbt deal with this?

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>>8317973
>DOES YOUR MOM LET YOU HAVE TWO SCOOPS?

>>8317978
So since I posted my pic,
How much of a hon am I?

>>8317954
Hi Miss A
I've decided not to dox you, it's too cruel. Post away in peace.
I see you've deleted your Facebook, I must have really spooked you huh?
Your friendly neighborhood doxxer

>>8317958
*gets on plane to vancouver*
*gets work as a waitress in an eatery close to elanna's work location*
*wait until the day elanna comes in for a meal*
*poisons her food*
*elanna starts to choke and die*
*teleports behind elanna*
*nothing personal, kid*
*watches elanna die of food poisioning*
*returns to mexico before the canadian authorities can question me

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>>8317973
>Fuck off chaser reeeee
Nothing will ever make us leave. We're like a beautiful smell that you just can't get out of your house, no matter how much you poop on the carpet to try and drive it out.

>>8317957
I kind of hate that song. That's what was playing when I kissed my high school girlfriend for the last time. We didn't get the opportunity to spend time together over the summer months and the year after, we were hundreds of kilometers apart. Not a memory I'd give up, though.

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uh hi
so i took my first 25mg dose of bica a few hours ago, and for some reason i'm feeling the same kind of like
weird high feeling that i get with progesterone?? i'm confused lol is this normal???

>>8317979
Do u want me to be brutally honest. this is the person whos discord starts with a type of food correct?

>>8317930
Cis tit would never post my pic, she cool af.

>>8317971
I fucking hate /mtfg/ and /lgbt/ in general but I'm still willing help out the friendly boobers here and for what its worth, you're a cool cookie. :)

You'll be fine!!! Don't worry about it <3 I have my bad moments too.

>>8317975

Try these feels on for size

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM-yR-lJcig&list=PLKkJBhZKWtp-WTaNMl7G3PWZkDXQwumfs

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kilcsodvF6U

>>8317983
>a beautiful smell
You mean horrid stain that keeps coming back, even after changing the carpet.

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>>8317983
Ok will you at least post dick or something?
>>8317981
Thank you kind miss
*dies*
>>8317978
kek

oh my doxxer is back ): ok gtg

>>8317988
No
This pic >>8317620

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>>8317977
he's been here for over a year and is probably overcompensating in order to repress

>>8317986
It's not a progestin so if you're getting a high, it's not for the exact same reason.

>>8317992
This post is 100$ correct.

>>8317784
does HRT make one's neck significantly thinner?

>>8318001
well that's not very much

>>8317894
I'm sorry for being so vague and worrying you

I feel weird
Have been thinking about bad memories a lot
And have been thinking even more about the question my therapist asked, namely what it is that I really want
And I don't know

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>>8317977
You can try reporting, it works sometimes. But Im not being transphobic, if you dont like racism you know, maybe not browse 4chan you little tumblrina. I can tell you're new.
>>8317997
Maybe if you had higher self esteem you might consider I enjoy the company.
Not yours though of course, you can lull me to sleep with your talking because that's probably the effect it would have on me.

>>8318003
If you have a lot of muscle there, yeah, it'll get thinner. Won't get you rid of neck fat, though.

>>8318000

wtf could it be then??? bica is the only thing i've changed when it comes to my medication lol

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I work with Elanna.
$1500 CAD and I'll rid us all of the Elanna problem once and for all

>>8318006
its a meme you dork

>>8318003
well if your neck is all super muscular then yeah. Ren is asian and skinny af tho

>>8318016
Nvm about the rate

>>8318014
Why would we want to rid ourselves of one of the cutest pulla rolls?

>>8317992
You're just as much a chaser as the rest of us, the only difference is that I'm cis. We're not so different, you and I.

>>8317994
No, I'll just be posting shitposts instead.

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>>8318014

>>8318016
speaking of ren....

just how much did HRT work for her? did she already pass before it lol

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>>8318011
i mean, you have been here for a long time being weirdly angry about everything

>>8318014
you're just trying to buy a new PC aren't you

>>8318014
She knows who you are too.

>>8318018
>pulla
miksi

>>8318020
$2000 CAD and I don't do it.

>>8318013
It can be bicalutamide doing it, just not through progesterone like effects. It does cross the blood-brain barrier.

>>8318022
>being weirdly angry about everything
Thats just me though.

>>8318014
thats not a very nice thing to joke about

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>>8318014
>$1500 CAD aNd i'lL rId US aLl oF tHEe eLaNNa PRobLeM
i have a crush on elanna pls do not kill

>>8318014
$2000 CAD and a Wayne Gretzky autograph, but you have to make it look like an accident.

>>8317955
I don't see why you would regard someone as subhuman whom you can have a friendly chat with about shared interests (wrestling). Well I'll continue being friendly, I don't think youre truly a bad person, just twisted up and angry at the world for whatever reason. However if you push me too far I will dump Sweden Yes memes :^D

elanna is not for murdering
stop plz

>>8318012
>>8318016
I'm very skinny but I have a large head and neck compared to my body. At least the large head-body ratio makes me look smaller than I am. People are always surprised at how tall I am in a sudden revelation, it's quite funny. The neck is mostly muscle generally right? That would reduce by a good amount?

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hey nerds

>>8318034
$2500 and a signed Gretzky rookie card and I make it look like a Carfentanyl overdose

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>>8318025
Are you nuts?
I'll give you $2500 for rush service

>>8318026

i thought bicalutamide didn't cross the blood-brain barrier tho

>>8318024
perkele

>>8317930
Ok so after looking at the pic again she doesnt pass that well but shes pre hrt so i think she will do much better in the future. shes going to need some ffs to pass 100% tho most likely.

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>>8318038
>ELanNA iS nOT fOr mURdErINg

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>>8318028
yeah but like, here, for over a year

>>8318042
$5000 CAD and a Wayne Gretzky jersey, but you have to get Wayne Gretzky to choke her to death in a drug-fueled rage

>>8318026
>>8318045
yea i'm pretty sure bica's thing is it lets testosterone get to your brain (hence libido) without messing up your body

>>8318039
asking because I have a hard time fitting the collar on shirts that fit the rest of my body sometimes. It's pretty minor right now, but it might be a bigger issue with womens shirts

>>8317969
no they aren't.

>>8317985
I'm only middle of the road on it. That line is stuck in my mind.

>>8318056
$4300 and a (You) and I push her over the side of a ferry on a trip to Vancouver

>>8318045
it doesnt cross it in rats but it does in humans

>>8318047
jaha

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ekdtkgP5fZs

This is a cos athletic girl with shoulders at 39" and are broad
If your shoulders aren't at that height or less, your shoulders are wide

>>8318059

did you have the weird high feeling? i get it with progesterone as well, but it doesn't last a long time or anything.
it's already kind of mellowing out, but it's like this huge wave of elation almost? like when ur high and you just touch your arm like wow that feels good

>>8318070

DOES IT OR DOESN'T IT? I'M GETTING MIXED COMMENTS LOL

>>8318045
Bica crosses the blood brain barrier in humans, but not rats.

>The deep house radio station I'm listening randomly switches to some K-pop shit
Wtf

>>8318074
i know