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Sleepytimes edition

• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Old thread >>8313708
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1st for stealth cap.
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sass thread
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>>8315521
but it's 2pm
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>>8315530
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>>8315530
>>8315532
not here in Australia :D
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>>8315491
Thanks! :)
But it is just bad picture quality I have terrible skin and look terrible :P
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>>8315534
> letting english-speaking people take care of the hour
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Does Shakira pass or not? Everyone who has seen her says she passes but she cries the most about not passing
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anyone else just don't care anymore?
being a tranny is a cruel joke and i'm starting to find it funny
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>>8315493
You lost 30kg in 1 month? I find that somewhat hard to believe.
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>>8315536
my skin looks even worse with worse image quality
really need like a deep chemical peel, but don't want to until i had full electro since shaving would be bad and i couldn't use makeup

do you have discord ?
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>>8315539
People here hugbox strong.
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>>8315542
...lol where did i say that?
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>>8315539
she passes in pics at least
her face and body are good
browbone's probably a bit big
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>>8315537
its 10pm here, I'm finishing listening to this podcast and turning over onto my pillow and sleepin
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>>8315539
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>>8315546
Yea, melissa#4091 :)
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>>8315553
i want to pass out
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>>8315553
Hahahaha, omg that made laugh way too much xD
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>>8315532
what?
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>>8315548
Your post said you lost 30kg before it, I asked how much time was between that, you said 1 month.
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>>8315537
better than letting europeans do it

>hey hans, let's meet at 17
SEVENTEEN WHAT
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>>8315562
where did I say I lost 30kg before hrt? I lost it slightly before mostly during
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>>8315566
5pm
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>>8315567
So you lost 5kg per month? You could have just said that from the start.
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>>8315566
24hour time is much better than 12 hour time though
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>>8315560
> using the wrong hour notation
>>8315555
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>>8315576
ya on average
I lost more during December fsr
also nah i think the way i said it was fine honestly
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>>8315568
>>8315578
explain why "half three" means 2:30 instead of 3:30, europeans
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>>8315581
30 more minutes (half of an hour) until it's 3
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>>8315581
only in german and dutch
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>>8315581
i have problems with that too
that's why i like 24 hours time
forteen thirty is just perfect
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>>8315581
>>8315583
wut
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>Always left my E bottle on my desk because I wanted to say something to my parents but didn't have the courage to
>Mom finally notices last night and asks me why I'm taking female hormones
>Pull a blanket over my head, having difficulty admitting it and start crying after a few minutes when I begin to open up
>She just starts hugging me saying it'll be alright
>Lose it crying a ton into her shoulder and spill the beans about how I am very uncomfortable being male and why I take the meds I do
>After all is said and done, shes still hugging saying I'll always be her kid, that she won't treat me any differently as a parent, and that she'd keep it a secret if I wanted

I'm stunned she was so supportive and accepting, but now this next morning I feel so embarrassed. Like now she knows a dirty disgusting secret about me, even if shes okay with it. [end blog]
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>>8315605
;_;
Wow I am jealous, just came out to my mum 2 days ago..she was just being a meanie about it towards me, asking if I was joking and how I knew i was a woman, and how I could know that was what I felt like ;_; And today she told me not to fucking text hearts at her :/ Guess I don't have a mum anymore
But I am happy for you! ^^
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>>8315581
because it's not fully three o'clock yet, but just halfway there

t. germanic person
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How the FUCK do I compete with THIS?
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>>8315605
i wish i had a mom :(
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>>8315618
i'll let you call me mommy in bed, will that do?
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fuck sake
it just came up in a conversation again, I really need to keep a notepad doc of all the things I keep mis-remembering no matter how many times people correct me

was Edie a part of/associated with Androgenetics back in the day? or did she just do her own thing?
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>>8315605
Congratz on comming out. That really sounds like how I would also come out and act (hiding under blanket), lmao. And probably my mom would react the same. And I would feel the same next morning, wtf, r u me?
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>>8315612
Well unless she suddenly started dating the same guy as you, she is not really competetion? :/
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>>8315612
>How the FUCK do I compete with THIS?
By learning how to suck dick better than her.
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>>8315624
no, makes me more sad
>>8315625
i think she did some guest stuff for them
i think one of her good friends was part of it though
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>volunteer for event
>just standing around for 3 hours telling people to fuck off if they try to park in this lot
>>8315632
This desu
>>8315605
Congrats on coming out
I know the day after can feel like a horrible mistake but opening up to someone like that and having someone on your side is immensely important
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Mfw Shakira tells me I pass despite seeing me on skype
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>>8315641
>volunteer for event
why would you ever do this?
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if I cut the veins in my arm and try to bleed out, but accidentally botch it, is there any real chance the blood loss would result in needing amputation due to like tissue death or anything? I was thinking doing both arms would make it quicker but I don't want to fuck up my good (left) arm permanently if it goes wrong.

>>8315633
fair, that's probably why I get confused
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>>8315646
Well it was less me volunteering and more someone made me because the event was severely understaffed with volunteers
Had to wake up at 3am which is annoying but eh
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What the FUCK is going on????
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>>8315663
Just honning it up
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>>8315665
Same
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me nim

me no pass
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>>8315684
Lies
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>>8315684
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
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>tfw there'll be god tier VR and sex robots in a decade
>but they'll all be catering to boys
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> shoulder disproportionally large compared to rest of body.
REEEEEEEEE
>>8315694
put your brain in a sexbot.
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>>8315698
>put your brain in a sexbot.
that'll probably take more than a decade :(
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selling rune skimmy
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>>8315706
it's called a scimmy, nim

there's no "k" sound in the word
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>>8315708
sry i just started playin yestrday
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>>8315711
oh okay, sry

also, did you know that jagex doesn't let you type out your password, it all comes out in asterisks, watch:

nimiscute123
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>>8315715
FUCK
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>>8315706
didnt someone refer to you as your moms daughter infront of your mom one time?
also
>tfw no makeover mage irl
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>>8315715
can u show me zezima
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>>8315665
Me too haha
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>>8315726
puru, you're home again :3
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>>8315720
i was at the post office and after my mom asked the receptionist about getting a passport done

then the receptionist said "for her?" and pointed to me, so i guess i got gendered female yeah

the lighting must've been off cuz i hadn't shaved or brushed my hair that day
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https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen/1247881/woman-left-with-permanent-eye-injuries-after-being-punched-by-man-in-aberdeen-night-club/

This is what they do to real girls
Imagine what a tranny wold get
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Hello
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>>8315734
hah, you're a girl
why wont you get your brows and hair done?
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>tfw being a tranny fucking sucks but you've met some of the best people in your life because of it
mixed bag
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I need to go to the tranny part of town and get my hair styled and trimmed
They won't question my reasons
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>>8315754
because itd be obvious what i was to everyone, especially my mom
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Kinda want to just run off to a friend that's offered to house me. I'm pretty tired of my family and kinda don't care if I have to suck dick for rent.
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>>8315769
Whats wrong with them? From previous posts if I'm remembering right, your household family seems okay with who you are.
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>>8315769

Someone who wants you to suck dick for rent doesn't sound like a friend, more of a predatory shitmuncher. Unless their landlord/mortgage provider is taking payment in vials of sperm?
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>>8315769
why are trannies such whores?
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>>8315772
My sister is... I don't even know what. Friday morning she's all happy and did my makeup and stuff. And then in the evening she decided to hate me and is still being a piece of shit.
Can't rely on a drunk mom who doesn't live with you.
I don't trust my dad and he can be shitty sometimes.
But my sister being like this makes things really toxic, she just ruins shit for everyone.
>>8315774
>>8315775
I just don't want people hurting me every day
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>>8315774
what, friends should offer you their houses that they're paying for for free? not expecting you to chip in at all?
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>>8315778
it's called a job..
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>>8315769
living the dream
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Aaahhjlgxhxu why do I feel so nervous around even people who I know will accept me??
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anyone else start having problems with clenching their jaw a lot after hrt?

i think it's made me more stressed and now i have a pretty bad jaw ache, not thrilled about my masseter muscles getting a workout either
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>>8315781
That's what sucking a dick is.
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>>8315777
>I just don't want people hurting me every day

I know and you shouldn't have to. I just want you to be weary of people taking advantage, not to sound patronising or anything.

>>8315778

That wasn't what I said, but I don't see how getting suction is helping anyone pay the bills? And frankly, if I lived independently and a friend needed somewhere to stay, they'd be welcome to do so without charge, for a time at least.
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>>8315684
Sold those vials Nim.
Made a good profit
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>>8315807
im getting an endo soon
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>>8315781
right, demanding your friend have a job or you won't help them off the street is fine, but asking for your dick to get sucked is crossing a line.
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>>8315807
>tfw inhouse discontinued them so the needles you bought are now completely useless
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>>8315800
Yeah, I understand. It was kind of a joke to show how badly I want to get away from my family.
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>>8315811
she's not off the street
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>>8315809
But good luck finding actual vials. Most pharmacy are on back order and unless you are near a compound pharmacy, you're shit out of luck
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>>8315800
>>8315811
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>>8315814
yeah and they did it right when i decided i wanted to switch lmao

hey if you need a letter for an endo i can probably show you a place that can give you one after a skype session
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>>8315824
Tell us more about this, does it work outside of Florida?
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>>8315732
Yeah and im fucked up
I feel like a dog
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So who here still wears make attire?
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>>8315819
ive heard this term before but don't know what it is

what is a compound pharmacy? several places pop up close to me when i type it into google maps
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>>8315826
apparently so!

http://twospirithealth.org/services/thera-skype/

i sent them an email yesterday, i don't know what the price is
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>>8315829
A compound pharmacy is a place that makes injections on site
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>>8315815

Oh, okay, sorry for sounding like a dick then.

I mean, if you've got a mental sister and surly dad then... yeah, maybe just clear off.

>>8315822

I don't follow your point here.
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>>8315831
cool!

does it take longer to get your prescriptions filled? does it cost more?
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I have a dream that mtfg will stop being delusional
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>>8315811
Wouldn't that be completely on an individual basis?
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>>8315835
Nope
Only takes them a few hours to prepare it.
I have about 6 vials not including the 2 I sold yesterday. I sell extras when I need the cash.
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p-reavz posted a new comic.
the 1st 2 or 3 panels i thought it was kinda funny, but now i'm so fucking triggered.
p-reavz, why?
i loved you.
i still love you.
how could you do this to me?
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>>8315843
how much does it cost you?

are the vials one week each?
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>>8315848
2 weeks and with my insurance it costs $20 for a 2.5 month supply
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>>8315849
nice!

my insurance is shitty tho so i probably won't be as lucky..
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>>8315846

What's a "preavz"?
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>>8315850
I turned the $20 I spent into $300.
Vials can be expensive if you don't get them from a compound pharmacy.
A vial usually runs about $50 at a compound pharmacy and $230 at a pharmacy like Walgreens or CVS
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>>8315853
so compounds are less expensive for estrogen?
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>>8315853
do i need to tell my endo i want to get them at a compound pharmacy? or is a regular injection script good enough?
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>>8315734
>or brushed my hair
Yeah because a girl with unbrushed hair is basically what men look like...
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>>8315855
Yes, usually.
It's because they make it on site and sell it on a flat rate while cvs/Walgreens buy it from a company so they have to inflate the price

>>8315856
Just tell them about the compound pharmacy and have your script sent to them
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>>8315857
girls don't usually have hair on their arms or an adam's apple!
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>>8315862
>girls don't usually have hair on their arms or an adam's apple!

Maybe not the second thing but plenty of girls have plenty of arm hair.
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>>8315795
1.super models have well developed masseter muscularity
2.clenching your jaw is surely not enough stimulus to progressively overload the muscle.

Do you know how many beta-faced /fit/izens try to shape up their jaw?
Basically everything short of chewing mastic gum on steroids is a meme
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>>8315862
>girls don't usually have hair on their arms
Have you seen a girl
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is anyone else going to see hall and oates and tears for fears in nashville this week?

if so pls stay far away from me and MAI WAIF

xoxo

>>8315862
lmao half of my lady friends have hairier arms than i do
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>>8315846
post it
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>>8315862
My sister has more arm hair than me lol.
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the world is evil and scary
I don't think it's safe to be myself.
I wish there was a hrt that just took away dysphoria
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>>8315870
>shitty music
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it doesn't extend to their hands and knuckles people ffs
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>>8315862
Some cis women have visible adam's apples...
It is supes uncommon tho
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>>8315874
I've become the new Spartan
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>>8315851
p-reavz usually makes beatuiful comics, but their latest comic makes me feel absolutely awful.
i feel so awful, in fact, that i really want to cry. ;~;
i just want things to go back to the way they were before, like in picrelated
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>>8315862
One of my project members had more hair on her arm than I ever did lmao
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>>8315878
>has never seen an italian/spanish grill
Go outside
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>>8315866
im no super model

id love to be beta-faced!
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>>8315881
spartan can you please help me escape this hell
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>>8315879
yeah hila klein has one

she's super skinny though
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>>8315887
Just quit cold turkey
It's what I did
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>>8315885
im not italian or spanish tho
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>>8315866
> tfw like bubble gum
> tfw often chew gum until my jaw hurt
Does that mean it is my fault if my jaw is kinda square?
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>>8315890
but what then
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>>8315886
>I would love to have a face that is classically regarded as unaesthetic

No.


Literally just google image "super model" and look at all the chin/jaws.

Nobody likes a round featureless face

Not saying you are a super model, but obviously the more aesthetic traits you have in common with super models the more attractive you will be considered
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>>8315871
i'll just post a link to their tumblr:
http://p-reavz.tumblr.com/
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>>8315893
Learn to be a guy again
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>>8315881
This upsets me
Losing muscle is making me relapse back into my childhood teen years where I became afraid of people cause they would be hurt me

The whole point of making Spartan was to get muscle so I could be strong enough to fight back and I would no longer be afraid
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>>8315882

I should probably be able to infer the misdeed by now, but spell it out for me regardless.
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>>8315579
>living in incorrect time zone
I have a whole day ahead of me, you just have wated time :p
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>>8315892
If building muscle was as easy as using a muscle until it "burns", then there would be far, far, far less perma-DYELs
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>>8315895
unfortunately any "aesthetic" features i may have are ruined by my 8.4 inch long face

that's 98 percentile for MEN!
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>>8315901
Well I dunno, I have chewed gum since I was a kid and I do that pretty often.
Not like it affect many things, just thought it was funny stuffs may be related to tuttifruiti gum addiction.
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>>8315618
I <3 u
I'm so sorry about your mom and how she didn't get to see you how you are now. I bet she would have loved you.
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>>8315899
they made an age-difference incest comic.
& already felt bad b/c of the other incest comics
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>>8315901
there are plenty of men and women who have overactive masseter muscle and after botox treatments have a pretty drastic reduction in face width
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>>8315903
Holy body dysmorphia batman.

Yeah you are right, an 8.4 inch face is unlovable; might as well kys rn
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>>8315897
I failed 3 times though
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>>8315898
I became the new Spartan due to never passing no matter what I do
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>>8315898
just do what I do and carry a big serrated kitchen knife on you whenever you go out
why do you think I wear jackets all the time?
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>>8315911
percentiles don't lie!
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>>8315898
get a taser/brass knuckles/knife/etc.

and learn Krav Maga
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>>8315917
remember those kind of stuffs aren't bell curves around the mean.
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>>8315913
You were weak
I won't be

>>8315911
This
That kind of face length is so unfortunate
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>>8315917
But they can (mis)lead to people making stupid conclusions that are loosely at best based on actual factuals
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>have dream
>am a boy in it
Hrt was a mistake
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>>8315916
That's a major crime though robin

10 fold in Scotland
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>>8315923
Dreams make no sense. Don't sweat it.
In my dreams, I have no body and no voice and am addressed randomly as girl or boy.
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>>8315919
All illegal

The only weapons I can have to make me feel safe is create an armour I hated
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>>8315917
lmao! where Are these percentiles, I too want to feel bad about this path I've chosen to pursue.
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>>8315920
huh what

>>8315922
can't pass with a long enough face
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>>8315923
if you're always a boy in your dreams does this mean you're not trutrans or don't accept yourself?
kinda scared
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>>8315909

Oh... that's actually WORSE than what I thought. Now we've both been let down.
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>>8315929
there for body:
https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
there for head:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_head
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>>8315930
>can't pass with a long enough face
My female cousins disagree
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>>8315935
go ahead and ask her to measure her face for me please :)
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>>8315930
It's not like pic related.
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>>8315924
so is doing ketamine
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>>8315934
ain't clicking that

people talking about measurements in the thread yesterday legit ruined my day
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>>8315928
god damnit Amy, then carry a hammer in your purse.

learn krav maga
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>>8315921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O05_eYbonI

I don't know what to do anymore
I ruined what little comfort I had in my old life.

I should have listened to my instinct. That this was wrong. That I was wrong. Wrong to exist.
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>>8315938
how is it then
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>>8315927
Maybe true there was a dog on a rollecoaster and this qt girl was with me. These things don't happen
>>8315931
Not trutrans I think
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>>8315941
All weapons are illegal
I will never have a purse cos I'll be killed if I went outside like a girl
>>8315939
Yeah but once your consume it all you're golden
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>>8315945
>Not trutrans I think
u-uh oh
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>>8315949
idk, i think i've had fits of not being able to accept myself sometimes
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>>8315947
>hammer
weapon
what?
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>>8315941
carrying anything to be used for self-defence is illegal in the UK, including pepper spray, the only thing allowed is a rape alarm

which is weird because it's legal to shoot a burglar if they break into your house in the UK as long as it's not in the back
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>>8315944
I don't know.
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>>8315953
The law here is anything like that is a weapon

If you use it in self defence you can be charged
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>>8315959
oh

i got a big ol forehead so ffs on my chin and a centimeter to my hairline would bring me into female ranges
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>>8315945
i dreamt I had a flat tire in my car and when I touched it it was squishy
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>>8315934
squishy squishy! do you have that graphic where it indicates the timeline on how estrogen affects your body?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdSMo-Oqjtg

Even after an entire year of hrt she still gets rejected.
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>>8315966
?
The one that goes in the ranma thread? The one that basically start at 6 months? Or a other one?
>>
New here, and also new HERE. Looking at those timeline photos with a wistful sigh, but still too fucking paranoid to do anything hrt related because I'm not gonna be able to change my voice for one and what if hrt just makes me a super ugly unpassable mess
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>>8315923
>have dream
>still guy in all my dreams
>die in a horrific accident in most of them
Dreams are weird
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>>8315972
Those timelines are circa 2013/14 and older. People that look like that or have any useful advice for you have long since left this place.
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Why is misgendering so fun?
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>>8315964
Bc I have no hot sauce
>>8315973
Sounds rad
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>>8315961
>>8315956
but it's only AFTER you used it in self defense.
jeez, laws are very flexible.
-miss why do you have a hammer in your purse
-I find that hammering nails in wooden boards relaxes me.
-ok miss, you're free to go.
>>8315971
ummm it has like breast development, body hair and I don't remember what else and it has like the number of months it takes for hormones to work?
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>>8315632
Top kek
>>8315644
Stop memeing Angie.
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>>8315968
Average tranny with average tranny problems.
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>>8315981
No it is actually a crime if they find it on your person

Like if you carried kitchen knives in your bag they would arrest you unless you were a chef
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>>8315981
the 'famous chart' ?
http://i.imgur.com/OBjQy5Z.jpg
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>>8315980
Ye
>tfw no sweet release of death
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Hello b-boys o woops i mean "girls"


How are all of you failed straight men this evening?


Too all the newfags...im the grinch.. Im not a nice person...in fact some would say that I've got mental problems...
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>>8315985
Ok I believe you're British now lol
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>>8315989
iktf
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>>8315992
I never understood why it was doubtable?
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god fuck music. I just can't get back into making it, and it is the worst feeling ever. Kill me.

>>8315540
i stopped caring a long time ago, and I don't really feel like a tranny anymore.
>>8315650
stop being suicidal
>>8315753
hello, how are you?
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>>8315999
When I heard your voice you were speaking in an American accent. You were also deliberately vague about where you lived.
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>>8316003
Shut up bitch
>>8316002
Shut up bitch
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Did anyone else's feet get cuter?
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>>8316006
make me
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>>8316008
Itd make your failed male dick hard.
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>>8315968
I watched 5 minutes before getting bored. Was there anything spectacular or was it literally just "oh you're trans, not interested"?
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>>8316010
i do not understand. Plus, I just masturbated like ten minutes ago.
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>>8316012
>I watched 5 minutes
Holy shit I am a chaser and I only made it to the part where she showed off her "hot new merch" which I think was 45secs in. Tranny story time? nah im good thx.
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>tfw you get assigned to do literally 3 people's jobs
Wew this is why I'm burnt out
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>>8316016
:( im so sorry elanna
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>>8316007
No
Still have giant man feet desu
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>>8316002
I can't
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>>8316022
Mine are still the same size too but my mum says the skin is much smoother and the nails look healthier.
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I say that one must be a seer, make oneself a seer. The poet makes himself a seer by a long, prodigious, and rational disordering of all the senses. Every form of love, of suffering, of madness; he searches himself, he consumes all the poisons in him, and keeps only their quintessences. This is an unspeakable torture during which he needs all his faith and superhuman strength, and during which he becomes the great patient, the great criminal, the great accursed—and the great learned one!—among men.—For he arrives at the unknown! Because he has cultivated his own soul—which was rich to begin with – more than any other man! He reaches the unknown; and even if, crazed, he ends up by losing the understanding of his visions, at least he has seen them! Let him die charging through those unutterable, unnameable things: other horrible workers will come; they will begin from the horizons where he has succumbed!
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Shitting up /lgbt/ just doesnt feel the same anymore...
>>8316014
>sone weeb literal who trying to erp with the grinch
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>>8316012
He was into her and she didn't know if he knew. So before they were going to hang out on the second night she texted him to tell him and he texted he didn't know then he never texted her back.
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>>8316016
What is your job?
>>
bouncy bouncy

brains go splat
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>>8316026
ur confusing me go awya
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STINKY swamptrannies
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>>8316028
I don't understand why you wouldn't just be upfront about being a transsexual on your profile.
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>>8316018
Don't be sorry in 3 weeks I'm gonna be working only 24 hours a week because I'm so done with this

>>8316032
Cashier/Grocery Clerk/Receiver/Frozen+Dairy Clerk
Who needs consistency
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>>8316040
They met at a convention
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>>8316016
>>8316041
Dont worry bb girl, after you get off of work I have a pint of Lean and an 8ball waiting for you ^__^
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EXTREMLY GOOFY swamptrannies
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>>8316038
I'm not making another meme for you.
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>>8316046
Now you're speaking my language
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>>8316040
That's because you didn't even watch the video. Right from the start she says she is open with people on tindr but she met him at a Californian holiday resort she went to for a content creators thing. He joined her and other youtubers in the hot tub and things went from there for a couple of days before getting more serious.
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>>8316041
That's a really good job. What kind of degree did you need to land that? Chemistry?
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>people that notice me while passing cars
>haha fag
>me when I pass to someone and they're really nice to me
>haha fag
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>>8316054
>you didn't even watch the video.
No shit.
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DUDE WEED COCAINE LMAO swamptrannies
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>>8316064
>ywn do acid with a cute swaptranny
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>>8316061
I expect most things don't make much sense to you when your reaction is reply first have a clue what you're replying to never.
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>>8315991
>...in fact some would say that i've got mental problems...
yea, that's for fucking sure
>>
>I heard that kills your nerve cells
>wait so they like cut it off? Do they use a turnicate at least?
>before you do surgery I think you should really try anal. It's the same for me.
>trust me. Vaginas aren't that great
>so wait is someone going to donate theirs?
>idk that seems a big decision. You should really think more about it.
>but don't a lot of trans women just use their dick?
>I think that's a stupid idea. I saw a movie where the girl died at the end, because the surgeon didn't do a good job.
>wait how do you know it'll actually be a vagina
>but you don't like men, I don't understand why you're transgendering
>I like that they call it gender affirming surgery - - - but do you really think it will make you a woman?
>but how are you going to get pregnant
>oh my BROTHER is transgender. He got surgery last year
>You should invest your money in stocks and just learn makeup instead. You'll feel better
>girl, you probably have a great dick so...
>wait why don't you just get a pocket pussy to use during sex?
>so this would be like...permanent?

This concluded part 1 of shit stupid cis women have actually said to me.
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UGLY AND UNPASSING swamptrannies
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>>8316072
>why don't you just get a pocket pussy?
kek
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>>8316079
She was dead serious. She compared it to lesbians using strapons. She's not so smart.
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The fuck is a swamptranny?

AND WHY DOES THIS ANON KEEP SPAMMING THIS
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>>8316078
my brain is passing to the feminine side, tyvm.

>ywn be a positive influence in my future personality
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HORRIBLE INT POSTING swamptrannies
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>>8316082
wait, lezzies use strapons?
since when?
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>>8316072
I fucking hate the term "gender confirmation surgery".
It always makes me think of that old hon mentality that srs is the end all be all of whether you're a real woman.
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>>8316072

>>oh my BROTHER is transgender. He got surgery last year
>tfw my sister is supposed to be some hardcore liberal
>all her freinds think shes the greatest ever
>still calls me her brother to them
>wont tell any of them im trans so they wont know shes a hypocrite
Idc if she never calls me her sister its just infuriating that none of her friends knows what shes really like.
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>>8316088
I prefer float or double posting
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I'm swampy bc I don't shower often
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> Cap that makes me look like a lesbian
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>>8315980
i promise you will have soon.
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>>8315988
I <3 u squishy thank you
>>
Any face that is longer than 7" is hon tier
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>>8315919
Krav maga is a meme.

It is basically shitty mma + groin strikes

Just learn kickboxing from a legit gym, and get some form of grappling in (no aikido or judo or sansoodang bullshit - legit wrestling or legit jj/bjj)

There is a reason literally every legit fighter these days follows this formula - it fucking works

Krav maga is literally on par with shaolin kenpo in terms of effectiveness.
That should tell you how memey it is
>>
I have nothing against trannies so long as they don't "transition"
I'm willing to have the state pay for endless therapy and anti depressants though.

How do you think ugly people cope? They get by.
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>>8316086
There's a Dutch transgirl from /int/ who posted a few times here a couple days ago and was rather aggressive. I suppose it's related.
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SMELLY swamptrannies
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>>8316120
<3
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>>8316125
I know this is bait but
>constant suicidal thoughts 24/7 and 2 legitimate attempts pre hormones
>no more suicidal thoughts and pretty happy on hormones
Its not even a contest
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>>8316131
Weighting in this, this is truly how it works.
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>>8316094
This is only 1 part (bottom surgery) in a 4 part and growing list. I wish id started keeping it sooner than 2 weeks ago. I live in New York so everyone is very ignorant, but not bigoted and there is a huge difference. I go around discussing the tranny monologs any time anyone asks - often in group settings. I figure better to give them straight answers now and resolve confusions than someday they say some dumb fucking shit to a trigger happy trans girl and crush her soul lmfao. They all mean well, they're all just really ignorant and I don't blame them. Its not like this an average thing to be doing

>>8316090
Idk I'm a lesbian. I'm a transbian.

>>8316093
I kinda like it. I don't think that's the connotation behind it at all. I think it affirms that you're the proper gender for the trans person.
>>
>>8316131
>ywn fuck cis tits brains out with your 2 inch micropenis
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>>8316142
I dont even think 2 inches would be enough to get past my thicc ass cheeks desu.
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AGGRESSIVE AND DUMB swamptrannies
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>>8316131
Same minus the attempts.
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>>8316141
I thought New York was a liberal city?
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eyemm Siiinggging iinnnna raaaain

cant stop wont stop

giddy giddy
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>>8316131
Same
I was pretty set on killing myself until I started therapy and hrt.
I'm a million times better than I used to be and everyone I knew notices it even if they don't know why
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>>8316148
Die in a fire.

Should I get this and try to compete with snickerdoodle
https://eu.banggood.com/fr/Wholesale-Warehouse-Unisex-Women-Men-Earflap-Russian-Aviator-Cap-Faux-Fur-Trapper-Headband-Cossack-Style-Bomber-Hat-wp-Eu-1024640.html
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>>8316131
Well my personal experience is that you're better off restrained and unable to commit suicide under medical supervision


If my brother had that he wouldent be dead.

We accepted him for being "her"
Gave them encouragement and gave them a Safe space to be themselves in the house.

And they still committed suicide because the world doesent accept it and we should have made them not a target by getting them therapy to just accept they can't achieve these things and learn to accept a mediocre life as a repressor

I'm sure there are men who regret doing nothing in their youth and are sad they are old lonely men with no families or offspring

It's the same thing
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Thinking about cutting my arms off to make my shoulders look smaller
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>>8316165
Sure, they're warm.
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>>8316166
>And they still committed suicide
This is a harsh reality. Dysphoria is a brutal mental ilness of which there is no actual cure and all we can do is take hormones and hope its enough to make us feel better. It doesnt always work but restraining someone and forcing them to live in agony is just cruel and inhumane torture. Idk if this is true or not but if you really did lose a loved one then i am truly sorry for you. But i would rather not live at all then have to live the rest of my life with the insane amounts of dysphoria that i get off of hormones.
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>>8316165
>SMELLY swamptranny defends herself

GO BACK TO INT TO THE NEDERKEKS YOU swamptranny
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what the fuck are swamptrannies?
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>>8316166
>get them therapy
lol the therapists themselves recommend transition, transition is the only medically recognised treatment for gender dysphoria and it involves therapy

why do you retards always spew this idea that we're avoiding therapists by getting on HRT when the therapists themselves concluded that HRT is necessary ages ago.
I'm sorry about your sister but you clearly don't know anything.
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>>8316166
>gave her walls in the house

accepted? encouraged?
>same house
you never let her take down the walls holding her personality. kys.

>l a n d l o c k e d
land locked
>l a n d l o c k e d
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>dude get therapy lmao
ok
>therapist tells me to get on hrt
ok
>dude why did u not get therapy lmao
???
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>>8316166
I love this argument
>Treat a patient's dysphoria with hormones and surgery
>Society bullies them because they don't agree with the treatment
>Patient kills herself as a result
>"The treatment doesn't work"
>>
i want to sell something online but i'm scared of giving people my address for when they pick the thing up

help
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>>8316174
We would rather have an alive member of the family than dead one. I'm sure we could have made them comfortable with powerful anti depressants

The family would have been willing to supply illegal recreational drugs if they didn't transition
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>>8316186
>What is the postal service?
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>>8316166
I'm 20 y/o, have a CDI (open-ended contract), as a executive. I already 'succeeded' in life (we get interns 8 years older than me kek) , I'm 100 % sure I don't need to be restrained. I am very happy the state is helping me feel better in life, and I am glad it is the cheapest option versus me suiciding or getting put on antidepressants.
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>>8316186
dead drops and rfid tags
if it's illegals, use o2 sensors that wipe crypto keys from the rfid tags
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ANNOYING swamptrannies

>>8316190
GO BACK GO INT YOU swamptranny
>>
Big shoulder girl here to lift anything you need
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>>8316188
>We would rather have an alive member of the family than dead one.
I can empathize with this and i can only imagine the pain you feel after losing them. But just put yourself in their shoes for a second: what kind of absolute mental agony would they have had to have been in to still kill themselves AFTER getting on hormones. I know you miss them but forcing people to live in life long pain just because you would miss them is sort of selfish.
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>>8316194
lift me~
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>>8316198
Easy anything else?
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VERY AWFUL swamptrannies

>>8316198
GO BACK TO INT YOU swamptranny
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>>8316202
what's int?
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>>8316177
We would rather she be alive and depressed but unable to die

HRT gave her the energy to commit suicide

>>8316184
We can change individuals to suit the world. Not the world to suit the Individual.

human nature is too strong. Men will attack you, women will laugh at you. And it's just the natural response. Like snapping your hand away away from fire.
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>>8316147
Cmon....don't tease me with talk of butt and then not posting it
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>>8316131
Hrt made me more suicidal
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>>8316208
Then stop taking it

>>8316207
u can add me on skype and il show u really quick but im not posting it on here
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>>8316188
>I'm sure we could have made them comfortable with powerful anti depressants
Nope. Been there, done that. Not how it works. Literally the only way you can temporarily eliminate dysphoria is by nearly overdosing the person on antipsychotics until they are no longer capable of feeling any emotions and are completely catatonic. You might as well keep a fucking lettuce and pretend its your family if you want a vegetable sibling.
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>>8316209
I did
I went back into repression after being on hrt for 5 years
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>>8316196
Their Grave was vandalised with the words "dead tranny good riddance"

All because my parents respected their suicide notes wishes to have it gendered female
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>>8316206
By that logic we would still be burning witches.
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>>8316206
>nation and world before individual
COMMIE GET OUT REEEEEE
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VERY AWFUL OPINIONATED swamptrannies

>>8316205
The place where that swamptranny came to shit on us for being trans
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>>8316217
This seems like fan fiction at this point desu
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>>8316209
Shiiiiiet
>>
I'm the ultimate repressor
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>>8316222
of course it is
it's fantasy roleplay by some loser in his basement but as that one anon would say you're all GULLIBLE swamptrannies
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>>8316216
how is the de transition process?
It is possible to hide the entire transition and detransition?
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>>8316226
>GULLIBLE
I mean i hedged my bets pretty early on saying "if this is true"
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>>8316227
It is since hrt had very little effect on me.
I was hoping ffs with Bart would help that bit it didn't. I can still live and function as a man with no problem.
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>>8316230
>I can still live and function as a man with no problem.
Then maybe you werent trans and just thought u were?
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>>8316230
wat r u doing for disphoria and osteo? hows the tits?
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>>8316231
I am
I suffer from Dysphoria
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Homemade sourdough pizza with prosciutto, arugula and tomatoes
>>
>replying to angie's desperate attempts to seek attention
BRAIN DAMAGED swamptrannies
>>
>>8316233
Are you sure its not body dysmorphia?
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/body-dysmorphia/Pages/Introduction.aspx
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>>8316152
Liberal and ignorance walk hand in hand. Bigotry doesn't much exist here. But everyone is clueless as fuck. Important to note, I don't mean NYC, I mean new york.
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>>8316232
Nothing
Just taking each day one step at a time.

>tits
Pretty much. The max growth I only gained was a AA
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>>8316234
UFFF
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>uncontrollable tightness and pain in my chest that's been hurting a lot in the past 10-20 minutes that is not explainable
i think i'm having a heart attack thank god
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>>8316234
hanna i'm going to steal a slice
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>>8316235
GOOD POSTING transgirl

I FUCKING HATE SWAMPTRANNIES SO MUCH AND ESPECIALLY THAT ONE FROM A FEW DAYS AGO ALL SWAMPTRANNIES GET OUT OF THIS THREAD NOW
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>>8316237
Positive
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>>8316222
We live in a small town so they knew they were a tranny and the suicide was found out because the police would tell their families

My own little brother (other brother) was bullied and beaten to the result of a black eye at school because he's a late bloomer and looks fem and thought he was the same

My father then confronted his bullies father and then was met with "I'm not the man who can't raise proper sons"
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>>8316247
Hmm. This is some pretty elaborate fan fiction if its not true.

Idk, im sorry for your loss if it is true but i just get the feeling like this is a tall tale.
>>
>>8316234
Delicious looking.
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>>8316247
send his kids to die for the petro dollar
>>8316245
lol u mad. that's not a very polite way of enforcing the rules so i have to decline.
>>
https://youtu.be/XuJlXL1n5tY


Anyways, I was thinking, if I wasn't really trans I'd be like 'oh wow why is my ass bigger, I don't like, why am getting boobs and am loosing the buff I had' but i'm like 'why are my shoulder so large its shit, why do I so much face hair and body hair'.
I think i invented a tranny test for tranniers on HRT.
>>8316245
fuck off this is my blogposting thread now.
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>>8316240
Its was pretty tasty
>>8316244
YOULL HAVE TO TEAR IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
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>>8316238
Oh. Everyone outside of the USA just calls the city New York. No-one has ever heard of the state.
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>>8316257
The capital of New York State is not New York City, but Albany.

America makes no fucking sense.
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>>8316247
Sounds like fanfiction.
But I was bullied daily and beaten often, from primary school to college, for no reasons I could discern, So i'm going to put it on 'kids are just shitty'.
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i like using the zip code 12345
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>borrow bra
>borrow girls shit
>you pass hon
>but actually

Oh. Okay... A straight old guy touched me I should have been furious and creeped out instead I wanted him to run head pat me. Not really sexually but the desire was there. :l
Also a boy my age was talking specifically to me at the checkout at target in a group of 3. And I wasn't even the one purchasing it I was just the one smiling because I was stoned as fuck. He was saying like oh hey did you know they give discounts at the star bucks and I was like why would I know that and he was like oh yeah and they give employes discounts and I'm like are you offering me coffee and he's like no but maybe sometime and I'm like oh well you're very attractive, I have to pee. And then left the store :l

Seriously? All it takes it a bra? Is this real life? I don't buy it. My legs and arms are unshaven, no makeup, nothing. And literally no one was staring, passed in public bathrooms :l


So I thought I should just go get my own bra. But then I did thst and it hurts and feels awkward. Even though my friends helped me size it think they missed a big factor idk which factor but it feels not as good as the other I'm wearing in this picture (which to be clear felt awful fuck bras).

So basically I learned that all it takes to be a full woman is a bra :l welp...


Welp thanks HRT.
>>
Lol.
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>>8316260
>new york state
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>>8316248
I miss them. I feel sad for their passing. But we could have helped them if they were under watch
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>>8316267
>implying we wouldn't add saudi to the list of sand countries that we bomb
Trump is something else, plus he's saudi's bitch
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>>8316260
I've always found it strange that New York City isn't the capital of the entire USA.
>>8316269
I was actually gonna say that it would make sense to rename the state to New York State and the city to New York.
>>
>>8316260
Oh shit 518!!
Shout outs to the egg, gisnt gorilla dog thing, Susie's bar, SUNY, my nigga Sarah, the plaza, the corning tower, lark street, and hollow bar oh shit western Avenue, St. Rose biddies, and 1st 2nd street hood rats

(Albany is a dying meme - suggested you don't visit)
>>
FUCK SWAMPTRANNIES I HATE THEM I HATE THEM ALL GO FUCKING BACK TO INT YOU SHITS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>8316274
Although it's not important, i think the capital used to be kingston but idk i'm not from there.
And it's weird, because the capital of the US isn't even a state or in a state; it's just a district.
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>>8316257
That's why I tell people I live in upstate NY, instead of just "new york".

>>8316260
>tfw I've met people from NYC who didn't know where Albany is
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>>8316277
what's a swamptranny
>>
>>8316260
California is weird like this as well, they have San Francisco and Los Angeles yet they chose..........Sacramento?
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>>8316282
me. too egg and no friend = no pure feminine thoughts for this board
sry
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>>8316282
A Dutch trannu.
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>>8316288
>>88
goodbye going to sell my life for some junk
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>>8316277
I still don't know why you keep spamming this.
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>>8316280
Where upstate? You trying to go do some shit I'm always so bored. I literally hold up cardboard signs that say "free adventures" in the summer around town and bring random people random places around here. Museum, plaza, waterfalls, cemeteries. I bike and explore all day, cuz I'm NEET. I treat the world here like I'm a time traveler from 2074 back in time to explore culture and role play the entire day doing this. I've met like mad cool people doing it.

>>8316286
You need to understand, the logistics of legislature makes a metropolitan area a really bad area to hold sessions. It's a mess. It's why albany is the capital (thst and its older than Manhattan by a couple hundred years if we include the trading post on the Hudson - which we do). Also the canal ways are a serious part of legislation, traveling by boat to and from without jeprodizing security checkpoints etc. Inland is better. A lot of capitals are where they are because during war time, it makes a lot of sense to not hold it in the cities. Plus, angry peasants can't riot hard enough in small dying cities. The capitals are usually packed with the entire state worker employees like Albany is fucking crammed full of suburban white people who commute in just to work for the state regulating all types of shit.
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>>8316289

Hey! I made that joke yesterday.
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>>8316234
>sourdough pizza
Well fuck, that means you are from EU doesnt it? I thought you were kinda cute too, oh well.
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>>8316272
>plus he's saudi's bitch
And to think his supporters were saying he was the only person willing to protect us from them.
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>>8316263
Doesn't exist in France given that 12 is a very rural area, so the last digit of codes starting in 12 is almost always 0.
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>>8316296
>the logistics of legislature makes a metropolitan area a really bad area to hold sessions
The rest of the world somehow manages
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>>8316318
Name the cities with populations greater than 8 million that are also the capitals.
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>>8316321
Off the top of my head, London.
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>>8316288
nani
>>8316309
yeah. he legit left saudi out of the first travel ban when he tried to ban basically every other muslim country.

god, i used to not care about trump, but he's just so fucking horrible that I can't find any ironic humor out of him anymore.
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>>8316289
what's wrong with dutch trannies?
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>>8316331
They make Anon angery.
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brap
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>>8316321
Paris.
London.
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>>8316321
London, Paris, Moscow, Tokyo, Beijing, Mexico City, etc.
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>>8316296
Murica is too militarized.
>>8316321
Tokyo
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>>8316321
London, Beijing, Seoul, Jakarta, Mexico City, Moscow
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>>8316335
Paris proper only has a couple million inhabitants.
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>>8316321
New Delhi
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>>8316339
I wish we spent the money on the military on education or healthcare instead. I can't even picture what it'd be like.
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>>8316343
We're counting the whole metro area, it's 12 millions.
Urban zone it is about 10 millions.
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>>8316331
>ywn never drop acid with a cute dutch trannie while going to an underground dnb rave in the swampland
why even live
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>>8316308
I am
But hows sourdough an european thing?
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>>8316343
London proper only has 8,000, what's your point?
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>>8316347
>600 billion dollars
Shame on you America.
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>>8316331
I FUCKING HATE THAT SWAMPTRANNY FROM A FEW DAYS BACK WITH HER SHIT OPINIONS I HATE HER SHE CAN GO BACK TO THAT FUCKING CUNTY PLACE CALLED INT I HATE ALL SWAMPTRANNIES
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>>8316352
Dunno, I personally love sourdough.
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>>8316355
Nobody in France seriously thinks of the banlieues as part of Paris. Paris stops at the périphérique.
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>>8316359
wait what the fuck happened i don't get it
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>when your so ugly and weirdly looking even faceapp can't make you look like a girl
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>>8316359
stop, why are you like this?
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>>8316361
Its like bread but better
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>>8316367
maybe he was rejected by a dutch trans girl
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>pheramones
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>>8316364
The point was difficulty of access for gouvernance purpose >>8316318 >>8316321

So yes it is relevant
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>>8316375
All major train lines in France start and end at stations in Paris itself. And the airports have direct local train links to the center. So it's pretty easy to access. Smaller cities in the country are much more inconvenient.
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>>8316056
That was real clever you're a proper comedian
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>>8316381
I know that shit.
Weren't you there yesterday(or was it the day before?) when I changed my trip to this?
It doesn't matter anyways, because politic class barely use trains :^)
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>>8316364
Well I dunno, you're the expert on Paris here, but in general defining a city is very difficult, you say the suburbs aren't counted as part of Paris but Los Angeles for instance is nothing but suburbs AFAIK. As for London the original official city is just a tiny medieval area, to complicate matters rich people in the outer suburbs like to argue over whether they're in London or not due to still having a country postal code even though the boundaries of the city swallowed them up 50 years ago.
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>>8316391
Roads converge on European main cities as well so she still has a point. Also if you're an official visiting from another country I'd have a better opinion of the country if I were staying in your best most vibrant city as opposed to some bumfuck town.
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Doctor tells me no more than 5mg estrogen.
>take 8 anyway

Will I die?

>>8316375
I should have specified only America and Canadian cities :/ the rest of the world is a 3rd world shit hole so....
Fuck London desu
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>>8316391
Nope. I'm not sure who you are, actually.
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>>8316398
>Fuck London
Fuck New York :^)
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>America's greatest city
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>>8316407
>Uk's greatest city
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>>8316407
>UK's greatest city
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>>8316399
It starts with a V.
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>>8316415
>>8316412
Hivemind
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So wait what actually happens when you start eating estrogen like candy? Pls respond

>>8316412
I thought that said Shakira haha
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>tfw boy fetish

someone cure me of this degeneracy
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>>8316412
>>8316415
reeeeeeeeee
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>>8316420
ur blood probably gets v thick
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>>8316430
good luck. mines pretty bad too. sometimes i dress like a girl
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>>8316436
What, I do that too! Is there no hope for us? ;_;
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>>8316436
>>8316439
>>8316430
>tfw used to have boy fetish
>hrt gave me girl fetish
IM FIXED
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>tfw gendered female with no hair
I-I'm gonna make it!!
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>>8316444
girlfetishes are even more disgusting.
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>>8316449
nuh uh
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>>8316449
Girl fetishes are the best.
>>
my parrot is laughing menacingly in the other room alone. Someone come kill this fucking demon.
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>>8316453
Is it true that parrots can talk?
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>>8316436
FUCK
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I still don't know what "swamptranny" said that caused swampanon to get so angry.
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poor guy xd
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>>8316460
>come out to dad
>I HAVE NO SON
thx dad
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>>8316460
Today I was actually taking pictures of my feet.
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>>8316444
>tfw to intelligent to like girls
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>>8316454
she just laughs and squawks, but the previous one I had would say small phrases from time to time and laugh as well, and the other one I had at the time with that one would curse at me and stuff.
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die cis scum
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>>8316460
>why is my SON avoiding me? I just want my SON back
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>>8316439
its terminal
>>8316444
go to church
>>8316457
rip
>>8316460
a real life loli
>>8316463
"i should have taken you to a strip club"
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>>8316463
I mean, he's right, he has a daughter.
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>>8316460
Clearly just a stalker looking to stalk this person.
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>>8316473
>go to church
I gave a youthgroup leader a blowjob in a church when no one else was there once. Does that count.
>"i should have taken you to a strip club"
b-b-b-b-but i like girls
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How long on hrt until I stop hating myself?
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>>8316477
>having sex on holy ground

wew lass that's some next level degeneracy and im not even one of those super religious christian girls
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>>8316460
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>>8316477
>>8316481
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>>8316481
>having sex on holy ground
it wasnt penetration though it was just a blowjob. I have a blasphemy fetish.

>>8316475
pic related
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>>8316477
god is WATCHING
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does feeling gross ever go away?
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>>8316477
tfw I missed out on all the lewd church going activities when growing up
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>>8316488
Did you get a vagina? If not idk why you're asking. It's a meme that some trans women are okay with their dicks. Only trutrans™ option is vaginoplasty.
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>>8316487
Then god is a pervert and a peeping tom

>>8316488
yes
>>8316493
same
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>>8316495
I wish I had one, I hate the thing
>>8316496
hope so :(
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>>8316486
>mfw
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>>8316498
What do u feel gross about right now? just the penis?
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hi /mtfg/
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>>8316498
>>8316501
oh, it's time for that picture
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>>8316486
>blasphemy fetish
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target weight 100lbs
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>>8316502
hi
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>>8316501
a few different thing but mostly that
>>8316507
I will eventually
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>>8316511
iktf
but it's so long till my srs :(
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>>8316502
Hello.
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>>8316502
hi
>>8316508
>tfw xena will always hate you now that she knows how much of a degenerate you are
>>8316511
>a few different thing but mostly that
I used to feel the same way before hrt desu. Like i was constantly talking to my bf about wanting to cut it off and stuff all day. Idk why but hormones made it to the point where it only feels 1/4 as gross as it used to. Im sorry you dont like yours very much, just do your best to ignore it and pretend it doesnt exist for now.
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>>8316502
Hi
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>>8316517
I don't think it's a obtainable option for me...
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>>8316509
pic is (You)
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do organs lose weight too? my chest is big
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>>8316524
just keep on dreaming and one day you'll get it
also get a job or sth
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>>8316524
Start a gofund me, become a famoous twitch streamer and make mad cash, find a guilleble chaser you can convince to pay for it, or worst case scenario maybe do your best to learn to accept it.
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>>8316502
hi marina
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>>8316534
beep is smol
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>>8316534
no, not most. Fat is apart of the skin, so that's the only organ that gets smaller when you lose weight.

If anything, hypothetically, some organs should slightly expand, because they have less pressure on them
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>>8316527
cutest delivery boy uwu
>>8316552
REEEE
>>8316549
im trying. i got tubby
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why is /mtfg? so slow today ?
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>>8316534
You don't even know what small is
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>>8316542
:(
>>8316535
it just does not seem realistic at all...
>>8316521
I'm in my 5th month now I think and it still makes me feel ill
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>>8316557
it always gets pretty slow on the weekend desu
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>>8316561
?????
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>>8316563
>>8316563
Im sorry eva i wish there was something i could do to help :/ i really lucked out that mine doesnt feel so bad anymore.
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>>8316566
You complain that you're big when in reality you're tiny
Fuck off
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>>8316563
hugg
don't you have health insuran e or anything
>>8316564
oh
>>8316570
does new spartan mean you're going to repress now and then transition anyway ?
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>>8316561
>>8316570
I now understand how Darth Vader feels about Kylo Ren
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what kind of butte do (You) have mtfg? bubble here
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>>8316569
I feel like there is nothing I can do , I'm tired of the thing making me cry
>>8316581
it wouldn't really help with srs
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>>8316581
I already transitioned but decided to give up
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>>8316584
oh, i thought some do ...

>>8316586
why would you do that
also that's very unspartan, get another name
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>>8316584
>it wouldn't really help with srs
move to canada im pretty sure its free for us all over.
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>>8316586
So are you my future self?
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>>8316592
yeah, I cried when I learn how little it actually would help
>>8316595
immigration isn't that easy
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>>8316595
Make a tranny edit for the love of God
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>>8316597
>>8316594
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>>8316601
http://www.cic.gc.ca/EnGlish/immigrate/index.asp
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>>8316592
Hrt was a meme for me
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>>8316570
cool
>>8316583
apple bubble idk
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>>8316583
Something between bubble and donk.
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>>8316604
:(
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>>8316611
Im sorry :/ maybe there is another way to get it in the us.
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;___;
cried all morning
finally getting my fears sorted and under control
CFS takes away all energy to do anything from me.
;___;
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>alcohol
>strong-ass coffee
>coconut-lime incense
>water
>splatoon on splat zones
>aggro landfall deck building later

>>8316583
the Nothing Special™
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>>8316614
I can't think of any realistic solution, can't even get the legal changes done without it...
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>>8316630
>can't even get the legal changes done without it.
If it makes you feel any better il probably be legally male for the rest of my life because im not getting it done.
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>>8316598
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>>8316631
:(
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>>8316635
I mean its not the end of the world to me. Sure its weird going on a plane when my passport says male and i look like a girl but no one really seems to make a big deal about it.
>>
ˢᵐᵉᶫᶫʸ ˢʷᵃᵐᵖᵗʳᵃᶰᶰᶦᵉˢ
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>>8316640
>not changing your passport
It wouldn't matter anyways since you still look like a guy
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>>8316640
it just makes me feel really sad
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>>8316647
0/10
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>>8316653
I know what you look like.
You posted your pics.
You still read as male
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IF THAT SWAMPTRANNY COMES HERE ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD ILL GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHO THE FUCK CARES IF YOU HAVE A DICK OR A BEARD AS A TRANNY GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING AWFUL OPINIONATED UGLY NON PASSING SHITTY DUMB STINKY SWAMPTRANNY
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>>8316658
i posted a pic with me laying on my side with my hand squishing half my face with no makeup and no sleep lol. But go ahead and think that if it makes u feel better
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i just spoke to a couple on tinder.
when i told them my name, they told me that they were only interested in females
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>>8316668
You were also on tiny chat honny
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>>8316674
mhhm
whats your point
>>
I now hate chasers with a passion, they are obsessed with the one masculine part of my body and nothing else. I swear if I get another message from a chaser asking to suck my dick I will go postal. I put all this effort into looking like a woman so fucking treat me like one! I don't get it' if you're into dicks just date a fucking man!
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okay im awake again
>>
Beta male here

Do I get tranny thoughts cause I failed as a guy
Or did I fail as a guy cause I was a tranny
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>>8316683
im glad
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Tfw no one will prank me like this
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>>8316683
did you sleep well?
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>>8316687
Does it matter? Tranny > beta male therefore you may as well transition
t. Former beta male.
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>>8316689
beep

>>8316691
yeah i did

i looked in the mirror and got sad though
>>
>>8316687
w/ REAL people, it's either both or neither, not an exclusive-or relationship
>>
ALL SWAMPTRANNIES THAT HAVE THESE SHITTY FUCKING OPINIONS FUCKING GET OUT RIGHT NOW I HOPE YOULL NEVER RETURN HERE AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL ALL SWAMPTRANNIES ARE GONE
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i'm gonna get srs so i can be the perfect femboy
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>>8316695
keeping mirrors in out of reach places helps, so it's not so easily accessible, that's what I do...
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>>8316679
You're a hon
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>>8316700
the entire world is goinmg to be a swamp once the ice caps melt

soon all of us will be swamp trannies
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>>8316701
I want SRS so I don't have to put up with this chaser bullshit anymore.
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>>8316702
i made nim hide all her mirrors for that reason
>>8316704
if you say so lol.
>>
>>8316702
i went to the restroom and say myself in the mirror
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>>8316687
I think it's mostly a failure of you as a human being in general.
>>
>>8316694

I don't have dysphoria I'm just a very weak willed male and a failure with women

I just hate myself so much
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>>8316706
im actually kind of glad i dont fancy men much anymore, dating dudes as a tranny seems like a fucking nightmare
>>
>>8316683
Feeling refreshed for another round of whining?
>>
ALL SWAMPTRANNIES THAT ARE GARBAGE LOSERS WITH TOILET HUMOR AND SHITTY OPINIONS JUST GO BACK TO INT WHERE YOU BELONG IN YOUR FILTHY FUCKING SWAMP WHERE YOU CAN BE WITH BLAIRE WHITE SWAMPTRANNIES
>>
>>8316717
sure am!
>>
>>8316709
it's good idea
>>8316711
oh, have you had anything to eat yet today?
>>
>>8316720
You go gurl!
>>
Nothing will make me go back to hrt ever again.
It's poisonous
>>
>>8316722
ive had breakfast
>>
im going to instruct my girlfriend to bully nim
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>>8316727
Of course you'll go back to whoremonas. You are a spineless little bitch and your posts read like some badly written porn.
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>>8316733
I took hrt for 5 years and it did nothing for me
>>
>>8316730
good, I just had more pizza today...
>>
>>8316732
no dont
>>
>>8316737
you're the person who whined she couldn't fit into a woman's small and was detransitioning over it aren't you

should just use the trip "Clothes Size Autist"
>>
>>8316737
Thew effects are irrelevant. You would take placebo if it fit your little sexual fantasy that you have going on.
Now to filter you again.
>>
>>8316742
eirini needs to improve her bully game

i think you'd make good practice, as someone who is, somehow, more bullyable than even me
>>
>>8316715
it's not. you just have to know where and how to look and know how to navigate the bull

it's not so different with girls
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>>8316743
My body is still the fucking same after so long. Hrt is a god damn meme
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FUCK SWAMPTRANNIES I HATE THEM SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>8316727
>tfw being poisoned
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>>8316752
hrt isn't going to shrink your bones dumbass there's no pill that can do that of course you wont fit in a women's small if you aren't super fucking petite
>>
>>8316751
that's why i don't date anyone at all...
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>>8316715
It is. Most chasers are cum hungry closet cases, the ones that aren't just use you as a side toy while they spend all their time on their cis girlfriend. I haven't tried dating women, what's that like? As a man it was awful but idk what lesbian dating is like.
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>>8316682
what if it's just a kink and they'd treat/fuck you like a ciswoman otherwise? dating sites are all about sex anyway, so people are just getting straight to the point

>>8316687
for you, is it about sex or self-image and socialisation?

>>8316705
time to download infographics on building boats out of urban trash

>>8316752
hips fuse after your mid-20s, it's all about fat redistribution after that

there are still physically-masculine women out there, it's not a big deal, just bee yourself
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>leech life in Pokemon is called that because it literally leeches life
>it's not called that because a leech's life is taking health from other animals
I just realized this, I'm retarded aren't I?
>>
>>8316761
I started at 20 and nothing changed
Why should I take advice from a fat hon like yourself you anyways
>>
>>8316759
its okay mari
>>
>>8316764
I wanna die
>>
>>8316747
how am i bullyable
>>
>>8316761
>physically-masculine women
It should be a law that those kind of women should be forced to transition into men imho
>>
>>8316758
i'm not super petite and fit in small pretty often so idk (mostly wear m though)

>>8316761
>tfw had some hip growth :)
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>>8316764
i may be a hon but i'll have you know i weigh 140lbs right on the dot
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>>8316760
I actually have no real experience dating cis lesbians since my long term female partner thought I was a man (as did I, at the time) and my current partner is well, Sertii.

I can imagine it being bad in its own way (cis people are cis people after all) but also for there to be way less predatory fetishists among lesbians. You're still I guess gonna have to deal with the ones who think all trannies are men though, even if they don't explicitly say it.

Being trans kinda sucks, y'all.
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>>8316759
I don't think you should listen to anyone's dating advice in this place. Just don't listen to anyone's advice in general to be on the safe side.

>>8316771
Wow jealous much?
>>
tfw 7 months and no hip growth but hip pains
>>
>>8316772
That's because you probably have decent size breasts.
I'm AA at a 35" chest which is bad
>>
>>8316776
wheres the dick
>>
>>8316777
hip pain is good sign though!
>>
The weirdest thing happened to me, someone knocked my door, I ignored it cos in girlmode, they kept knocking so I answered it. Was some alcoholic "looking for her dog" What was weird though was that she was completely oblivious that this woman was standing at the door talking to her in a male voice. She must have been really fucking drunk.
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>>8316774
All your pics say otherwise

>>8316776
>jealous of women with male bodies
No
Women should be curvy
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>>8316781
shouldn't it have happened by now? ;-;
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>>8316776
i know that stuff from my own experience
>>8316778
i don't have too much, probably A
i always wear a push up though
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SWAMPTRANNIES GET OOOOOOUTTTTT

>>8316775
>BEING TRANS KINDA SUCKS
THIS SHIT MAKES YOU A FUCKING SWAMPTRANNY TOO WITH YOUR DUMB OPINIONS
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>>8316788
what are you doing in my swamp
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>>8316783
pls teach me your repression ways
i need some help
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>>8316785
I don't know...

I barely get any hip pain so it I'm not even sure it's because of hrt....
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>>8316789
wtf beep it's my swamp u dumb tranny
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>>8316788
You're a swamptranny bitch. Go back to your fucking swamp with your pig german language and your windmills and your overpriced weed.
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>>8316772
nice la

>>8316777
pain is growth desu, might be high-velocity fat deposits or bone changes, either way it's a good sign

>tfw low T so unsure whether hips fused or not
>tfw gf says hips are slowly getting better but i'm pretty sure they're not

>>8316783
all my pics are over a year old, all of me being a hon and all of me being ~170 with most of the weight in the belly and thighs
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>>8316785
Growth of hips during HRT is tranny-science.

>>8316787
>i know that stuff from my own experience
That's great.
>i always wear a push up though
That's sneaky.
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>>8316794
>Swamptranny = Dutch trans person

Jesus now I get it
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>>8316792
i think it's my posture but sitting the way i always do never hurt my back before :(
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>tfw I always wear a medium on top

Feels really bad man
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http://the-toast.net/2014/05/21/best-feminist-dating-trans-woman/

this caused me a hearty kek

also

>yesterday
>chelsea manning posts a pic
>pizza party
>today
>chelsea manning posts a pic
>playing vidya
well I guess that assuages any doubt of her being trutrans
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>>8316801
This meme is so autistic.
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>>8316804
What should you be wearing?
Small?
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>>8316800
But my hips grew it r a fact
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>>8316800
since i don't date anyone i'm not tricking anyone
i passed while wearing a bikini too though with which i obviously didn't wear a push up
still feel better with it
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>>8316797
aint got no fat and aint got no bone
>>
Now you're talking of hips, I have a question:
How to differentiate hip growth from hip tilt?
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>>8316806
>Tranny stereotypes are the same as young male stereotypes
I wonder why?
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>>8316807
I don't even know what's going or why anon is so angry, I keep seeing swamptranny being spammed all over.
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>>8316806
her leaked logs literally involved her being confused and awkward about her strange gender feels on IRC.

she's literally just one of us who found herself going through hell for doing the right thing.
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>>8316811
give it time my nim, these things take years in regular puberty too

also make sure it's not like, kidney pain, if the pain is going up into your lower back it's worth being concerned about
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>>8316803
I guess I don't remember my hips hurting like this before, not sure though...

I really want growth...
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>>8316812
Hip tilt is if your ass sticks out, hip growth is well if your hips get wider, shouldn't be obvious?
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>>8316769
Your entire personality, for one.
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>>8316808
Yes because women who wear a medium fall into 3 categories.
1. Fat
2. Unfortunate bone structure
3. Not fat but has big breasts which forces the person to go up a size
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>>8316794
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SWAMPTRANNY I HOPE YOULL GO BACK GO INT
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>>8316829
Fatgie
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>>8316583
Somewhere between norm and bubble
I need to start working out

>>8316809
I think mine shrunk, but I used to be faaaat :(
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>start progesterone
>boobs start to hurt again
idk if that's a good or bad thing
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>>8316809
No they did not.

>>8316810
Oh I wasn't implying you were tricking anyone. I was just admiring your initiative.

>>8316829
So option 3 is also OK I presume?
Just get implants.
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>>8316783
How can you be the new Spartan

When I was Spartan I was still shy around around people.
It's still supposed to be a beta in a suit of armour, shielded from the world but in no way a whole person.

Spartan is a strong external image with a broken internal self
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>>8316820
it's like my hips and tail bone

it gets bad when i sit or lay down or walk around a lot

gonna switch to injections soon to see if it helps!

>>8316821
im sure you will!
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>>8316809
getting fat is not bone growth, kek
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>>8316825
my personality is not bullyable!
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>>8316835
I am 20 lbs lighter than when I started HRT and none of my belts fit anymore
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>>8316831
I need to lose weight plus break some bones

>>8316835
In my case, bigger breasts would mean I have to go up to a women's L or XL
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>>8316833
>>8316837
Lol that was something I copied into google
Yeah why is boobs hurting bad?
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>>8316833
no you'll explode
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>>8316822
So... There are those 2 points
Top one is the end the pelvis
Bottom one is around the femur top articulation
What is the stuffs happening if it gets wider at the femur point?
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>>8316841
I worry it's too late for hips and my e will be too low anyway...
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>>8316845
Since starting HRT my weight has bounced back and forth between 215 and 225 lbs.
>>8316851
All you need to know is that you're too old to get hip bone growth.
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>>8316848
because it hurts
i thought i was done with hurting boobs :(
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>>8316846
I wear a L because of boobs+padded bra and people think I look better like this than when I wore a S with bones showing.
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>>8316839
You were weak
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>>8316857
Well I know for a fact those stuffs moved, so I'm going to need an explanation.
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>>8316860
But is your bottom an xl?
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>>8316858
My boobs stopped hurting since my last gap in HRT and I'm really worried.
>>8316864
Well that's hip tilt not growth. Same thing happened to me I think.
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Gooood afternoooonnnn ladies and any gents browsing the thread :) How are yall today?
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>>8316841
could be deleterious muscle effects? it might hurt your hips and lowest-back the most since that's the locus of your body's motion/posture and needs a lot of muscle strength relatively speaking

as long as you have a balanced diet this shouldn't be an issue though, and as long as you drink enough water and don't supersaturate yourself with alcohol or salt or so on you should be alright, and in that case it's likely just the pain of bone growth, which means injections wouldn't necessarily eliminate the pain and might not even be a benefit versus pills

>>8316837
shakira pls

>>8316853
didn't you start when you were like 20? maybe i'm thinking of another trip, i'm not around nearly as much as i used to be
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>>8316868
i have s-m on top and l-xl on bottom mostly
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>>8316872
yeah, 21 now though
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>>8316868
Nah, M which can feel a bit tight at times. L would be more comfortable but I need a tight belt to keep L pants or skirts in place.
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>>8316874
Then your figure is in good shape.
You're most likely pear or hourglass?
You probably have wide hips
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>>8316869
>>8316857
But how old is too old then? I heard it's 25.
Asking because I also have measured the top line I marked as changing.
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>>8316876
Then you have the unfortunate male body structure: inverted triangle
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>>8316872
yes me and eva started at 20

ive been having pains since about my 2 month on hrt and now im 7 months in

ive measured and my hips are still the same ;-;

my diet is pretty bad but like i said i never had problems with my hips and tailbone hurting before starting hrt
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>>8316872
This is why I wish you could delete posts instantly
>>8316871
Horrible :) I can tell you on discord if you want.
>>8316878
Idk if it happens it happens, stop agonizing over it.
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>>8316842
I am not fat but I am a pear :3
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>>8316877
idk, i feel like i'm more rectangle but idk
my butt is just really big
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>>8316877
her bikini pic prove otherwise
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>>8316888
>doesn't post a pic of her butt
y u do dis?
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>>8316887
Lucky bitch
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>>8316888
wrong pic
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>>8316882
Not really. My shoulders are rather narrow and so is my waist. It's really the breasts area that makes my top large.
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>>8316886
Sure lemme know :)
>>
itt: people lying about their body shape
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>>8316875
you still have time

what are your levels like? and what kind of E do you take?

my welfare insurance covers only the lowest-cost version of given drugs, and somehow lupin-estradiol is the half-price "generic" version of fucking micronised estradiol b-17, and after taking the lupin for 6 months (instead of sublingual micronised) my levels dropped from ~330 to ~160

>>8316885
it's probably fine then, if nothing changed diet- or lifestyle-wise before and after HRT then it's the slow puberty-tier growth of hips

don't expect an hourglass but you'll probably get something nice out of it, i'm jelly desu

>>8316886
self censorship is haram
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>>8316890
I would have to see it to judge

>>8316894
Looks rather good. What is your waist and hip measurements?

>>8316895
>narrow waist and shoulders
>has to wear a women's large
Does not compute.

How wide are your shoulders anyways?
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>>8316861
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>>8316899
>my welfare insurance covers only the lowest-cost version of given drugs, and somehow lupin-estradiol is the half-price "generic" version of fucking micronised estradiol b-17, and after taking the lupin for 6 months (instead of sublingual micronised) my levels dropped from ~330 to ~160
this only became an accepted generic around november 2016, to be specific

i pay the difference out of pocket for the good stuff since i saw my last blood test
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>>8316898
>lying
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>>8316899
only on 2mg of generic something...

it's like menopause lvls last time I got it tested, I get hot flashs
>>
>>8316899
id really like things to even out ;-;
>>
>>8316905
are you sure you fucking up your balls didn't have any eunuch-like effect on them
>>
>>8316905
i can squeeze my shoulders together too
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>>8316894
u are a cutie
>>8316905
dem hips
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>>8316906
gimme a number

>>8316907
you'll be fine in 3 years :^)
>>
>>8316905
Elanna has a very feminine body
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>>8316900
Haven't measured them recently. My torso is quite deep but not that wide, actually. And my hips are wide enough but I don't have much of a butt. So the whole impression isn't an inverted triangle.
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>>8316905
Intersex genes hard at work.
>>8316899
Wait so E brand makes a difference? I take Estrofem, is that good?
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>>8316905
dirty passer reeeeeee

>>8316913
no, i'm not :(
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>>8316914
it was really low, I don't remember exact :(
endo won't even respond to me
>>
>>8316914
>3 years
aahhhhhh

my levels were 98 last time i tested but ive since gone up from 4mg to 6mg
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>>8316916
If you're whr is above .7, it's bad
If your shoulder circumference is >39" it's really bad
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>>8316919
>no, i'm not :(
Why would i lie?
>>
>>8316925
0.75 whr :^)
42" shoulder circumference :^)
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>>8316819
yeah, it's some major feels, talk about wrong place wrong time
what really got to me was how young she was at the time, despite following the reports for years I didn't find out that until a couple of years ago
shit freaks me out
>>
>>8316926
yeah, you're right, nobody lies on the internets
sorry :(
>>
>>8316927
>tfw Nim is taller than me and has a better whr and shoulder circumference than me.

I really need to stop this transition charade
>>
does it mean anything if i get a little bit happier during the night as opposed to being sad during the day?
>>
>>8316905
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>8316933
pfft i might larp and make jokes too often but i am being 100% serious when i say you are a cutie and waifu material.
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>>8316925
Mine's 0.78
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>>8316935
It means you are a night owl!
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>>8316911
Honestlyyy I'm not sure
They've always been broad but they grew more on HRT
I may accidentally have did the eunuch thing yeah

>>8316912
Kek
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>>8316905
ok this is it lads
im killing myself
just wasn't meant to be
>>
>>8316900
waist 75cm
hips 102cm
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>>8316905
if what we see is true, then haven't you got a bf?

even twinkhon like myself can get a date
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>>8316938
Even Shakira has a better one than me
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>>8316905
Nigga you just got fat in all the right places. You even have the stretch marks indicative of that.
HRT gods were kind on you I guess.
Now go hit the gym fatty.
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>tfw pelvis is getting wider on HRT and making walking problems worse but hips still not filling out because crappy fat distribution genetics, my mum has less hips than me and used to get bullied for it well into her 20s
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>>8316947
>t. jealous hon
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>>8316917
it's not about brand per se, it's about chemical delivery to the bloodstream

lupin-estradiol and other "conjugated" estradiols have to be ingested so they can be processed by the liver, and (i think) there's some loss in the process from stomach acid breaking some of it down, and (i also think) stomach acid is harsher on pure estradiol than lupin-estradiol

so basically if you let the micronised dissolve under the tongue and be absorbed by that mucous membrane, it delivers the highest amount of estradiol to your bloodstream compared to most other methods, although injections are probably more efficient day-to-day overall

>>8316923
that's bullshit, they should be able to give you a printout of every test result for free, go punch them or something

>>8316924
~160 is "average" female levels, so you're probably hovering around there with 6mg now, so hip pains are probably a good sign for growth

also that reminds me, reminder to abstain from taking E for ~12 hours preceding any bloodtest, so your bloodtest returns something close to your baseline/low level rather than some random large spike which can be misleading
>>
>>8316946
Shakira's body and face is better than most here.
>>
>>8316952
Too bad about the personality.
>>
>>8316943
Yeah time to put a bullet into my brain.
Thanks for the encouragement marina
>>
>>8316951
yeah i made the mistake of taking my E right before my test the first time and got 998 lol

yeah that was more than 12 hours after my last dose
>>
>>8316917
>>8316951
also, Estrofem is my good stuff, it's micronised estradiol b-17 with some inert filler for the pill volume

i can give you tips for sublingual if you want
>>
>>8316954
don't do it
my body looks really manly, i swear :(
>>
>>8316952
You're gonna make me blush.
>>8316953
Mean.
>>
>>8316951
I'd have to travel 3 hours to get a different endo
>>
>>8316957
i do it sublingual

is there anything more than just putting it under your tongue lmao
>>
>>8316961
>I'd have to travel 3 hours to get a different endo
I had to travel 6 hours on a greyhound bus about 6x to get my hormones T_T. 3 hours doesnt seem that bad
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oHsR9C8T3U

>tfw this is the theme song for if you had a pill that cured dysphoria and made you ok with being a guy
>tfw no Spartan comeback


;-; I-I'm a warrior inside!
>>
>>8316961
we'll get you one in NYC
>>
>>8316958
>0.73 whr
Mine is .81

>>8316959
Let you a message on your discord
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what is my body type? gnarled willow branch?
>>
>>8316964
Using a vaginal suppository.
>>
>>8316966
rubb maddie hed
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>>8316968
A warrioress.
>>
>>8316964
You have to chant to the Aztec gods while you do it.
>>
>>8316972
my vagina hasn't grown in yet
>>
>>8316969
that'd be nice
>>8316966
well it's about 6 hours travel time total including the way back, it was hard to just get on e in the first place, worry it'll mess it up...
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>>8316947
Those stretch marks are from puberty when I was a fatass
That shit is bone, I am sorry that you are wrong

>>8316945
I havn't exactly been trying desu
>>
>>8316970
Jesus Angie, they're just numbers.
>>
>queer artist group follows my art instagram
>they know :<

>>8316970
but overall my body looks manly :(
>>
>>8316915
understatement
>>
>>8316981
You can do it!
>>8316973
wat
>>
>>8316987
patt maddie hed
>>
>>8316976
I can't reconcile that in my head
I just feel such low self worth for being trans
>>
>>8316983
Numbers? NUMBERS!?
You have no fucking idea do you?
>>
>>8316989
n-n-n-n-o
>>
Thanks to all this body size autism Angie is now detransitioning again. Put the tape down girls, it's bad for your self-esteem.
>>
>>8316993
patt HARDER
>>
>>8316995
i retired my measuring tape yesterday but i already memorized all my measurements lmao
>>
>>8316997
patting intensifies
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>>8316982
Fine I'll stop being a "jealous hon". It's all bone growth and you are a medical wonder... fatty.

>>8316978
Oh give it time. Soft tissue is nothing compared to skeletal structures.
>>
>>8316987
I'll probably wait till I can just get a endo in nyc, I'll get to see emi at the same time so it'll be nice
>>
>>8317000
patt with all four limbs
>>
it's just....whats the point?

I'm just staring and crying over a picture of my ex.
>>
>>8316997
>>8317000
no no no no no.
>>
>>8317008
patt patt
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>Wake up & feel like shit
>Standing all day at work for 6 hours straight with no breaks
>I hope this day doesnt get any worse
>Come home to an ant infestation on my fucking dinner/coffeetable
Goddamnit gimme a break.
>>
honestly wanna kill myself
>>
>>8317008
patt with all 16 limbs
>>
I'm pretty sure one of the big reasons I'm coping so badly recently is this awful dry streak I've been on all year so far kink-wise
like all my uni playmates have either moved elsewhere or gone mono and now I'm not at uni idk how to find anyone else that degenerate in my age range, the local munch is fun for socialising but most of the folks there are 40+
I really need to get fucked up properly by someone I trust and feel comfy with but I'm so used to only doing stuff with people I'm already friends with idk how to/don't feel comfortable with hookups, especially for this kind of emotionally intense stuff
>>
>>8317014
but disney world
>>
>>8316982
body like that and no female privilege?
hmmm...
>>
>>8317013
Enact the final solution to the ant question, Cartmeme.
>>
>>8317011
>>8317015
NO
>>
>>8317013
Can I have a full body pic of that guy please? He looks big. Oh and sorry about your dinner table, get ant powder.
>>
>>8316995
I'm not taking measurements until my weight stabilizes again. And I will probably bother only if I resume making clothes.
>>
>>8317014
I'm too afraid of doing it
>>
>>8317018
why share literally why
>>
>>8317026
construct elaborate patting device

lock in maddie

patt maddie 24/7
>>
>>8317026
patt
>>
>>8317030
kinda same just waiting for the feeling to get strong enough i guess. i tried it once i can do it again
>>8317019
i dont wanna go
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>>8317026
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>>8317037
but its fun
>>
>>8317003
>implying HRT changes bone if your growth plates are sealed
>>
>>8317025
Ive been picking em off with the vacuum cleaner and toilet paper nabbing em and crunching the paper into a tiny ball so theyre crushed before theyre flushed down the goddamn toilet.
>>8317027
>Not recognizing the fucking big show
Also hes varied in weight over the years so much you'll just have to google him and find the time period of him that you like best lol.
And yeah ive taken out most of em by now save for some stragglers. As long as I aint got a fucking colony under my bed i should be K, just need to close the balcony door more often.
>>
>>8317041
Let them dream, let them dream.
>>
>>8317032
>>8317036
>>8317038
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LCQBa94Biu
>>
>>8317031
it's hardly explicit, for the most part it's not even a sexual thing for a lot of people, myself included
try holding a strawpoll and ask how many of the people here are kinksters
that's why
>>
>>8317046
you got a pattable hed
>>
>>8317003
Sorry marathon anon, I know you are the self appointed expert on all things everything but you are unfortunately wrong in this case. I started HRT before my delayed and weak ass puberty finished, that's all there is to it.

>>8317022
Again, I dont try I'm waiting for the right guy
>>
>>8316995
You are just so fucking clueless
>>
>>8317046
'Cause you're a good girl.
>>
kinda sad how robin gets more sexual stuff than me :(
>>
>>8317037
i want to see the national aquarium one last time and touch the horseshoe crabs and feel their little feet on my hands before tho.
>>
eirini is off planning the communist revolution and im here forgetting to buy all the ingredients to make a meme chilean condiment for steaks and gettind efeated by mild chili peppers. im glad my genes wont pass on.
>>
>>8317053
but i disappointed you earlier.

>>8317054
if i made lewd vocaroos for you would that make u feel better?
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>>8317043
Daddy...
K thanks Cartman.
>>
>>8316995
Best of luck to Whingie in this new endeavor.

>>8317054
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I almost spilled my coke.
>>
>>8317060
no
i need touch
>>
>>8317054
i don't even give a fuck about lewd just give me romance
>>
>>8317063
I'll just socially detrans
There's no point anymore
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>>8317054
robin has no standards, you do.

maybe you're not drugged up or drunk up enough if you're afraid.

i don't reccomend it tho.
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>>8317060
Yeah but you can be forgiven.
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>>8317054
I know right? I've never even had a girlfriend ;_;
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>>8317067
that's probably the thing
i'm not very sexual
but i just want someone to hug, kiss or cuddle with whenever i'm in the mood for it (almost all the time)
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>>8317066
>i need touch
from men? look for some chasers on /soc/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ItgC90pq59
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>>8317068
>There's no point anymore
I agree
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>>8317054
Underhanded bitchy comments like these are one of the things I love most about /mtfg/.
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>>8317075
i'm not that needy
no chasers for me
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>>8317074
i used to be way more sexual but cypro fixed me a lot which is nice
most of the time i couldn't care less about sex, i really just want somebody that i can love and who can love me back
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>>8317062
Hes an icon, look at this shit
https://youtu.be/mXWbPmjJSpc
Brock Lesnar is one of few fucking guys that can pick up the big show like that.
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>>8317070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YmPpNIIKub

>>8317080
Good girl. What you need is a cute waifu instead.
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>>8317079
didn't know how to say it in a nicer way
i like robin, but she's complaining all day about how unpassing and retarded and drugged up she is and that's not exactly attractive
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>>8317078
I just want to fucking die
Why did I have to repress and transition so late in life?
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>>8317085
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>>8317086
Has anything about that British dumpster fire of a human being ever struck you as remotely attractive?
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>>8317085
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YmPpNIIKub
>i have trouble telling people no
So you're a slut
>>
>>8317085
idk if i even like girl, probably not
also i'd have sooo much vagina envy, so i wouldn't even try before srs
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>>8317068
this meme is getting super old
especially after you admitted that you're always lying about this stuff
>>
i'mm so fucking tired of being a nothing
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>>8317082
HOLY SHIT
WOAH
FUCKING SHOCKWAVE
>>
>Believing anything Angie, Kayla or Faye say.
Please.
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>>8317094
Date a trans girl instead then. Roasties are overrated.
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>>8317092
she can look pretty good when she doesn't dress like a total hobo
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>>8317096
It's not always a lie.
I know I don't pass.
People are just kind to me
>>
>tfw will never pass but at least you get to see samurai jack beat aku tonight
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>>8317080
>no chasers for me
Ha, we'll see about that. The loneliness will make you snap eventually.

We're circling above you, Marina.
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lol i'm having trouble passing as a cis guy and not an ftm after 6 months of hrt and angie wants to detrans after couple rounds of FFS, good luck with that
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>>8317102
put on a trip so i can fucking filter you
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>>8317103
WOW SPOILERS WTF
i havent even seen any of the new season yet :(
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VnM2L9u2af
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>>8317101
I think that using "she" is giving Robin too much credit.
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>>8317054
kek I literally just said I've been on a dry streak since the start of the year
last time I did anything was probably around October/November time last year when I did a petplay session domming this cute femboy at the end of a date and spent the whole night cuddling him which was admittedly fucking awesome (he's moved to a different city since, which I knew was coming, or I'd have kept it going)
but still, it's been 5 months senpai, and it's been even longer since I did a scene where I was subbing which is what I really need to feel emotionally secure
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>>8317105
>Bragging
kys
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>>8317105
braggin about having good genes :/
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>>8317108
i havent seen the episode but its kind of obvious that's where the show has been headed since the beginning lol
>>
i got confused for a ftm once several months ago but i think its just because by male standards my height is pitiful in the UK
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>>8317100
90% of trannies are total degenerates and wouldn't live up to my expectations
the good ones i know are absolutely straight or completely out of my level of attractiveness, like they're easily 10/10

also i'm more straight
most transmen are more into cis girls either
>>
>>8317121
Probably, why the old trip?
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>>8317119
No fuck that aku is obviously supposed to kill jack. Dont ruin it for me.
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>>8317099
You're just a stupid fucking limey who claims I look cis when I don't

>>8317105
Ffs and hrt did nothing for me

>>8317106
Filter your life
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>>8317126
okay aku kills jacks
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>>8317122
>90% of trannies are total degenerates
>tfw marina knows you are a degenerate
kms
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>>8317112
>virgin
>probably kissed ~40 different people, but the last time was 2 years or sth ago
>not much more
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>>8317124
That was a mistake.
>>8317128
Kek. All your therapists think you're full of shit. Unless that was a lie too. You lie so much Angie, you're probably not even a real person.
>>
>kissed two people
and that's it!
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>>8317134
Therapists are fucking idiots
You do realize this?
Or are you just that fucking dumb?
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>>8317121
Nah, your height is fine for males in the UK. 170cm is not noticably short in the UK and well within one standard deviation of average male height - there's nothing wrong with it at all.
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>>8317134
She used to detrip and talk shit about herself for hours and hours just to get symapthy. Now she doesnt even bother tripping at all.
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>>8317137
so jelly
>>
wait a kissed a girl under the jungle gym in kindergarten so 3
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>>8317141
why
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>>8317137
What were they like, and which boy was your favourite?
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>>8317144
i'm always jelly of other people kissing
even though i probably kissed more it's not worth much for me
others have it better than me
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>>8317137
Does it count if you kissed guys but werent really into them that much for other than their dick and you hated every second of kissing them?
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>>8317115
>>8317113
the gap between looking like an ftm and passing as a cis girl is reeeally wide
i just look like i got absurdly lucky bodywise on t but my face is just andro enough to not pass as cis anything
and i'm trying to boymode anyway because there's no passing with this bod
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>>8317134
she already admitted all her therapists told her that she probably has bdd so she just stops going to them
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>>8317146
both goils

one was during spin the bottle in 7th grade

the other was my girlfriend in high school
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>>8317082
That's a big guy
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>>8317149
>even though i probably kissed more it's not worth much for me
Do you mean you just didnt enjoy kissing the people you were with? Or what.
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>>8317150
yes

>>8317149
they were mostly awkward experiences

>>8317152
okay
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>>8317153
Because bdd is a lie.
Anyone who actually think being at 0.81 is ok, they are retarded
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>>8317139
Well, it's better than being above average male height and significantly above average female height, which i was back home.
>>8317138
Everybody tells you you have BDD though >>8317153. Also you're an admitted compulsive liar who forces us to put up with your nonsense by never using a trip.
>>8317140
lol, why would anybody do this
>>
>>8316971
>"/mtfg/ I'm CIA"
>>
>>8317168
People can be wrong
See >>8317163
>>
I think this general is in for yet another meltdown.
See you at a later date guys.
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>>8317161
no, i liked it when i kissed them, but i'm still jealous of other people making out because i currently have noone
i really enjoyed kissing most people
>>
>kissing talk
i have to look up to kiss sertii if we're both standing up, it's kind of... nice, actually?
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>>8317179
its been 6 years
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>>8317154
>both goils
Surprising.

Why did you and your high school girlfriend break up?
>>
>>8317185
When are you going to just understand you're wrong
>>
>>8317193
stop talking to me angie, i don't care
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>>8317191
i was too scared to do anything with her and she was kind of a nympho
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how do i find a young church going guy who will let me suck his dick
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>>8317185
whats the height difference? im like 5'6 and my gf is 6'2.
>>
>>8317195
Not until you actually gain some sense in that little head of yours you limey
>>
>>8317198
5'7 and 6'2 so I guess almost the same
>>8317201
seek sunlight lol
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>>8317197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06YqLJZgL2j
But i dont recommend random hookups sometimes they can go really really south.
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>>8317197
Uhh, at church?
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>>8317197
>>
>the only reason people even give half a fuck about me is because i have neurotic breakdowns every fucking week
>>
>>8317197
>church
you have your answer. Get involved with a church young adults program at a church that is LGBT riendly.
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>>8317206
>5'7 and 6'2 so I guess almost the same
tall/small couples are the cutest.
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>>8317206
I'm out every God damn day
When did mtfg turn into Susan's?
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>>8317219
i wish susans hons didn't go out in girlmode
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>>8317219
when it was run over by communists
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>>8317219
Angie please understand you're basically a meme at this point, a Character, its incredibly difficult to conceive of you as an Actual, Existing Human Being when literally everything you post is this garbage or lies. Now stop bothering me and find more befitting insults, I'm not even fuckin' British.
>>
>>8317223
I know I'm a hon.
People just ma'am me out kindness/sympathy
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>>8317201
>limey
She ain't one of ours though. She's just living here temporarily.
>>
>>8317227
It isn't lies.
I posted my body before and it's masculine.
Therapists said I have bdd because they can't come up with an actual answer so they use that as a cop out
>>
>>8317208
>>8317214
i don't actually want to go to church i just liked ct's story
>>8317207
yeah you are right about that idk im too scared and i don't think i would enjoy it with a random person
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>>8317235
I'm probably going to stay here permanently or move elsewhere in Europe, much to this continent's disgrace.
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>>8317226
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>>8316961
do they actually deny you a paper record of your blood test? that seems completely insane and almost antagonistically lazy to me

>>8316955
ayy nice levels

>>8316964
you just have to make sure you swallow as little as possible
>>
how much do you think it would cost to hire a hitman and kill angie or at least cut off all her fingers so she can't post we could all chip in
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>>8317226
1) /pol/ trannies
2) moderately conservative trannies
3) politically-unafilliated trannies
4) staunch monarchist trannies
9) moderately left-wing trannies
99) commie trannies
999) an-cap trannies
>>
>>8317251
I think I could get one, it's been months since the test so I don't remember
>>
>>8317257
which one am i
>>
>>8317251
i heard someone say you should spit your spit out after like 20-30 minutes but that seems a little extreme
>>
>>8317257
i'm just memeing
i'm not really ancap :(
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>>8317262
why does this change every time you post it
>>
>>8317254
You would never find me
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>>8317268
because i change my answers every time i take the test.
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>>8317246
>I'm probably going to stay here permanently
JUST UNTIL SHE FINISHES HER DEGREE
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>politics
thank god i saved this trash
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tfw no gf
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> how my mood work currently
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>>8317274
Look bby I'm the easiest kind of immigrant to culturally assimilate, just don't pay attention to the fact I have ten times the monthly intake of olives from English people.
>>
BDD is a fraudulent condition. It's just to make people try no to feel bad about their actual body problems
>>
>>8317269
yeah of course we could you're at the publix deli counter
>>
>>8317264
that's retarded
>>
tfw gf
>>
>>8317289
so is this
>>
>>8317293
Same.
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>>8317290
Don't know which one

>>8317297
Anyone who thinks bdd is real is delusional
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> how my mood work currently
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>>8317304
CHIPS
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/13007738
http://www.strawpoll.me/13007738
http://www.strawpoll.me/13007738
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>>8317285
You people are all the same. You come here and complain about all sorts of random stuff, like how tomatoes aren't sweet enough, or how you have to pay £4 for a watermelon when you could just pick a fresh one from the watermelon tree in your backgarden in your home country.

Olives aren't even that nice.
>>
>>8317301
in sure there aren't like more than 50 publix in tennesse we would find you eventually
>>
>>8317301
it's basically the same class of phenomenon behind anorexia, except it's about gender markers rather than weight or figure
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>>8317213
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>>8317308
I actually figured out how to get decent tomatoes in the UK which is basically never buy prepackaged ones from a supermarket, always get loose tomatoes on the vine, maybe let them ripen 1 or 2 days more before consumption.

I fuckin' wish watermelons were that common in Chile, they're tasty stuff.

Olives are good.
>>
>>8317305
what
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>>8317314
What is this purple thing btw?

>>8317305
Oh also: http://warriors-en-savates.skyrock.com/1309936278-La-Loi-du-Chips.html
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>>8317306
You can broil them in a toaster oven that has a broil setting. Do it on top of a sheet of aluminum foil, and rotate them every few minutes for even cooking and browning.
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Daily reminder that the single best thing you can do for your skin is to stay out of the sun. It ages you. That's why vampires always look so young. If you -must- go in the sun, wear SPF 100 or something.

You will be young and beautiful for a very long time if you just pretend that you're a vampire and the only protection against sunlight is high SPF sunscreen.
>>
>>8317310
Who says I work there anymore?
>>
>>8317319
https://youtu.be/Zihsjde8lkg
>>
>>8317318
>>8317319
http://warriors-en-savates.skyrock.com/1309936278-La-Loi-du-Chips.html
Put it in google trad
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>>8313390

I just saw this thread, and it kind of makes me sad honestly
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>>8317323
that must be why i look 48
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my parents asked me about my name and asked me what name theyd even put on my funeral headstone, do they think im gona die?
>>
>>8317328
unsafe riding technique.

me >>8317321
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>>8317323
ive been a shut-in for 6-7 years but i look five years older than i am
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Im insecure and afraid of using the women's room
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>>8317334
kek they clearly know about the suicide rate
>>
>>8317341
okay
>>
:(
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>>8317319
bury pink gril
>>
>>8317323
>hikkineet for years
>don't drink alcohol or do drugs
>still look 10 years older than i am
>>
>>8317334
Have you been acting sadder than usual?
>>8317341
You'll be okay.
>>
>>8317341
doo eet!
>>
Transition favors few people
>>
pls watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUYA2y61ER0
>>
>>8317336
Unsafe drinking technique?
https://youtu.be/tbp35D3rNeY
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In a orgy where three girls are already slobbering on the guys dick like newborn pups competing for his bone, would you:
a) Get in on it and fight for the bone
b) Wait your turn
c) Go rogue & eat his ass
>>
>>8317341
youll be fine

>>8317343
Maybe

>>8317351
Yeah been feeling very very low.
>>
>>8317358
what's the neverpasser endgame?
>>
>>8317362
> ywn do that because ace and would go do something else
>>
>>8317362
>man-worship orgy
fucking pass
>>
>>8317367
Bitter resentment, depression followed up by boymode, drinking and planning for your eventual suicide.

At least thats how I see myself going so far.
>>
>>8317362
d, awkwardly sit in a corner and look at my phone and wonder when nobody would notice me leaving
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>>8317370
Same. I'd just raid the bar while everyone's busy.
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>>8317323
ackshully the best thing you can do is superdose on vitamin c

>>8317341
pfft even i use the women's washroom
>>
Just cut myself now
Thanks Marina
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>>8317332
>>8317339
>>8317350
>>8317377
I stay up late, drink and do pot weekly, and do recreational drugs 3x a year but I've been a shut in all my life so I look 7 years younger than I am. People don't believe me when I tell them my age.

I think drugs/alcohol help because they can reduce stress, which is also a factor in aging.
Vitamin C helps with aging, but I'm talking *specifically* for your skin, which the sun does more damage than anything else could.
>>
>>8317372
yup about the same for me
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>tfw no bf

>>8317362
A
it's a fight to the death
>>
>>8317341
Literally same
Let me use your hotel room bathroom PLEASE
>>
>>8317380
is this hongie?
>>
>>8317366
That may be why. Hugg Proxie-chan.
>>
>>8317402
Piss off
>>
>>8317380
you're welcome :)
>>8317383
can confirm
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>>8317399
You, Cis Tits, Edie & Marina are /ourgals/

Trust me on this

Also you'll get bf in no time.
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>>8317367
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>"The connection has been lost.

>>8317389
i'm talking like 3000mg a day every day
>>
>>8317406
you're cutting in your 30s lollll
just drink or something
>>
>>8317399
Hamtaro is very nice tho.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AdV2ywXkUFk
>>
>>8317408
that's what people here tell me for over a year now
>>
>>8317407
Saying you have manly body is a fucking joke
>>
>>8317389
i always got the impression that you were a kind of outgoing party girl
>>
i feel so fucking awful i wish i could be different
>>
>>8317424
yeah, i probably just have a unattractive body
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>want to try on a pair of qt polka dot footed tights
>can't because it's Louisiana and it's always a million fucking degrees year round with insane humidity
>>
>>8317432
Bull shit
You're a fucking hour glass
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>>8317399
>tfw no aggressive and highly-opinionated internet argument gf who acts condescending to you whenever you have different opinions
>>
>>8317434
Solution: move north.
>>
>>8317417
I don't drink anymore
>>
>>8317439
capitol idea old chap! I'll pack all my things and walk north!
>>
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>>8317425

Compared to the people here, I probably am, lol. I go out with friends 2-4 times a month usually, preferably bars or clubs or house parties. But I only go out at night.

>>8317414
Pretty sure there's diminishing returns in terms of bioavailability famalam
>>
>>8317436
no, my hips are a bit broader but them my body gets straight up
elanna is a hourglass
>>
>>8317429
what wrong
>>
>>8317438
that's both me and sertii except we agree on almost everything so what the fuck
>>
>>8317450
Elanna is a pear.
You are 29/41 you have an hour glass
>>
>>8317400
You are the cutest of all of us Jill puhlease
>>
>>8317323
Sun avoidance for all but my youth. Almost 100% clear skin except for scars and freckles. I just have one light brown spot.

>>8317360
never watched that show...
>>
>>8317451
i feel lonely & unlovable and for good reason
>>
>>8317448
>Compared to the people here, I probably am, lol. I go out with friends 2-4 times a month usually, preferably bars or clubs or house parties
well then you're hardly a shut-in
>>
>>8317421
yeah look at mah tripcode!
i guess in french it would be minapash?
>>8317438
the sex must be intense
>>8317408
i hope so
>>
My brain is Trying to convince me my dysphoria is a placebo and I can quit hrt...
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>>8317455
idk
i still wish i was elanna :(
>>
>>8317448
are you a neet or do you have a night job or something?
>>
>>8317457
>implying I'm cuter than you
hmmmmm really makes me :think:
>>
>>8317470

No I work. I do have about 30-60 seconds I must spend outside between my apartment, my car, and my place of work.
>>
>>8317467
i quit 2 days ago
last time i lasted 3 weeks
going for a personal best
>>
>>8317468
CUTE
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>>8317467
>quit hrt
>>
>>8317463

I guess I spend the other 6 days of the week wishing I had people to be around but everyones busy so I feel like a loser shut-in. And If I go longer than a week without seeing anyone it's torture.
>>
>>8317468
Try having an apple with huge shoulders
>>
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>>8317485
I don't want to be a tranny
I don't want to be a girl
I just want to be nobody
>>
>>8317462
will u tell me the reason
>>
>>8317486
>And If I go longer than a week without seeing anyone it's torture.
tfw learned to deal with the torture. I'm likely a natural extrovert, but fear makes me an introvert.
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>>8317448
there are, but time is of the essence, right? superdosing on it doesn't really do anything harmful until you're hitting many thousands of mg per day, so it makes sense to saturate your body as much as possible
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I have nothing better to do atm and my containment thread is kinda dead so I'll just shitpost here.

Can't turn my trip on or else this thread is going to get swamped.

>>8317423
You've given me advice and you were honest with me. You're very friendly and pretty as well, I don't have any reason to tell you otherwise.

>>8317464
You're very sweet and you have great memes. You're not judging anyone and I'm certain you look pretty.
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>>8317485
It isn't retarded.
Some of us can't pass
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>>8317504

It can build up in your system, or cause the accumulation of something else, like iron, and if you have certain genetic predispositions it can be dangerous over a long period of time. It's best to stick to 60-85mg rather than to saturate.
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>>8317501
the reason is i'm autistic and bipolar and sperg out here every week lol
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>>8317527
>>8317527
>>8317527
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>>8317438
Who put in all those shitty meat arguments.
Goddamn vegans and feminazis trying to take away literally everything enjoyable in a mans life
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>>8317519
don't worry, you're lovable. Some people put up with way worse in relationships. you can find people who'd love you and tolerate ur autism and bpd
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>>8317505
thank you anon
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