/mtfg/ - transwoman general

this thread is gay

>>8313709
I'm not gay you're gay!

>>8313716
You're pretty gay

>>8313702
idk insecurity and unsureness about gender identity i suppose. pretty sure cis people of either gender would consider it gay to fraternize with me

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Everyone below and above this post is gay as heck.

>>8313711
does anyone remember me? i used to cum all over mtf pics. i cant anymore cuz my dick dont work anymore. my favorite was lalalily she is beautiful

but this stuff is sinful

Resist the yuri borg

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>>8313720
I'm at most 5% gay except when I've been drinking
>>8313722
You can be one and only one

>>8313729
nice
>>8313728
the only way to win is to not play i guess

>>8313729
hey Ive had guys cum on pics of me. not you but I have to admit, its a really weirdly gr8 feeling. like kinda creepy (because unwarranted) but I still like it.

Someone pls kill me.

>>8313731
>5%
Sureeeeeeee.
>>8313733
It's okay, just accept it.

>>8313731
nobody cares about your sexuality but you're just that lame, faggot

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>>8313728
no fair
>>8313731
often i think i feel like neither though. i don't really want to talk about this here since its just going to turn into people calling me trender garbage and telling me to kill myself

>>8313739
What's wrong?

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>>8313731

>>8313739
how about you kill me first and then i will kill you after okay?

>>8313747
its too embarassing to talk about i just dont want to live

>>8313739
no

>>8313739
are you okay?

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>>8313740
There is nothing to accept
>>8313739
We suicide pact?
>>8313740
I am 100% serious
Right now doesn't count because I've been drinking
>>8313743
You're right I am that lame but I'm not a faggot you are

hi /mtfg/

>>8313750
but you have 10/10 titties and supposedly a dank butt

>>8313757
>We suicide pact?
no im just being melodramatic i just. I really fucked up and all the money iv been saving for laser is going to have to go to something else and a lot of other shitty things happened today and ugh.

>talk to moms boyfriend
>mom talks to me the next day
>said he asked who the hell was that
>"he has so much swagger now"

Ye that's right

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Who /BackDimples/ here or want to have?
Do you find them sexy?

>>8313737
well when i came to lalalilys pic it was a really good orgasm

>>8313764
P.s I want to kill my self even more because of this ;----;

>>8313750
Wanna talk about it on discord or something?
>>8313757
>inb4 you wake up after a long night of drinking one day and the gay feels haven't gone away but the inebriation has

>>8313731
>Drinking alone
>Not going to the pub like me
Fag tbqh

>yuri
fucking disgusting, friend.

>>8313765
fuck off shakirah

>>8313770
>Wanna talk about it on discord or something?
I would explain it here but im going to get judged hardcore for how blonde what i did was T_T
i mean you can add me on discord if you want i guess.

Cisgender Mammaries#9761

please call to
622085950

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>>8313773
What are you some kind of filthy normie?
I'm being frugal
>>8313770
It'll be a cold day in hell before that happens
>>8313761
Fffuuuck that sucks ;~;

>>8313784
Fine stay isolated then baka

>>8313777
Girls belong with girls

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>>8313791
I mean I'm watching the sens with my roommate right now it's not like I'm completely alone.

>>8313792
girls belong in the arms of men

how's everyone doing?

the stormy season in florida has started, looking forward to comfy storms for the next couple months

:(

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>>8313784
>It'll be a cold day in hell before that happens

>>8313796
But they're gross and mean

>>8313708
Dear Elanna

Hello, how are you today, in your last letter you seemed to be melancholic.
I understand that you have begun collecting yuri lately, this is good, it is good to have a hobby.
Your uncle is doing fine and he wishes to tell you that he hopes the war against dysphoria is over soon so we may all enjoy peace, even for a little while.

I hope this letter finds you well.

your Aunt,
Sheen

>>8313795
Whatever, lesbo

>>8313773
who wants to go to the pub and pay like £4 for something you could get for £1.50 in the supermarket

>>8313810
There is literally nothing wrong with elanna being a dyke sometimes desu

>>8313798
im just doing. how are you emily

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>>8313810
Wait wait wait
I'm a lesbian because I'm not at the pub?

>>8313809
hugg shan
>>8313800
You wish baka

>>8313802
no

>>8313780
did you like get in some kind of car accident or something of that nature

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hey /mtfg/

>>8313802
Men are strong and big(for you) to protect you and they can also be cute too.

>>8313820
no its not as expensive as a car but when you are poor and cant get a job because u need laser it seems like a lot of money T_T

You are all nothing but failures of men. Shells of something that could have been more. You all gave up.


I will never be one of you no matter what. You are all inferior trash.

>>8313816
it's nim

i was doing very good until people started talking about head measurements and stuff

i think im starting to realize it was becoming a real problem and ive retired my measuring tape after one last measuring of my shoulders

I got 17.5, so i ended on a good note i suppose lol

i hope you're doing well

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>>8313818
I don't have to wish, I just need even basic predictive skills~.

>>8313839
I am going to make an okc right now just to prove you wrong

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>>8313833
hi buddi
hows repression
must be sucky
it's ok though you can take your pills and be cute, it's exactly what you always wanted
:3

>>8313783
i keep trying to call this number but it only has nine numbers not ten

>>8313833
>You are all inferior trash.
No just me

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Where's sass?

>>8313823
yo

>>8313833
ok but we're pretty and you're not sooooo
+ im pretty sure transitioning from failed male to female is still a few tiers above being a failed male and doing nothing

>>8313833
More what?
>>8313842
And a girl's gonna message you and you're gonna get lots of feels!

>>8313849
at least someone doesn't ignore me today T-T

>>8313832
okay. I'm sorry that that happened.
>>8313833
please call me trash again but this time hit me as well
>>8313835
that's good you recognize it wasn't healthy. what you were talking about earlier with like the mirrors on your bed and stuff sounded like legit ocd. im kind of okay i guess. i went off my antidepressants a few weeks ago but im starting to think that i probably need to go back on.

>>8313846
sass is dead

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>>8313851
You'll see I won't feel a thing I am gonna prove once and for all that I'm not a queermo

>>8313853
hi sorry i didnt mean to ignore you i just feel like shit hows your day.

>>8313850
I dont even know what you're trying to say but you're notn pretty at all. You are the closest thing to chrischan here since potc
>>8313843
You are weak
>>8313851
You gave up and chose the path of weakness.

>>8313854
Role playing garbage

>>8313853
sorry marinara i just don't really feel like talking right now
>>8313856
youre gonna do some really gay stuff i bet

>>8313853
everybody ignores me, join the club (it's a club where we all ignore each other)

>>8313853
yo

>>8313856
>you will never make a fake okcupid just to talk to elanna and get to her admit shes girl crazy

>>8313855
Pls no. Where is sass

Dumb swamptrannies

>>8313856
it's not gay for two girls to make out okay?

where is the beautiful lalalily?

>>8313869
not at all

>>8313869
Its gay when you like it though.

>>8313867
alessia is sass just different name and she changes it all the time to evade filters i guess...

the sass is dead thing is a joke she started

I need to change my lifestyle.
I'm a complete loser who is throwing their life away

SMELLY swamptrannies

>>8313869
do i need to post it

>>8313854
maybe, i don't want to self-diagnose myself with something though

why did you go off them anon?

>>8313860
ok but ur a failed male who browses mtfg????
also it doesn't insult me if you call me ugly because i know i'm not
the only thing i'm concerned about is actually passing

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>>8313878
il post it instead
>>8313869

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>>8313856
A girl will make your heart go doki doki and you'll meet up and fugg after she bullies you for being a massive dyke.
>>8313860
>You gave up and chose the path of weakness.
>doing the opposite of what society tells you and doing what you need to do despite the hardship
>weakness
>not taking no for an answer when met with resistance
>giving up

>>8313872
lets do some not gay stuff later okay?

>>8313884
okay!

>>8313851
Elanna doesn't want some histrionic tranny or narcissistic cis gf who's just as unstable and emotional as she is. What she wants is a big, strong man who won't create drama or make her life more complicated than it already is.

Just someone who'll make her feel small and hold her down and fuck her.

STINKY swamptrannies

>>8313887
>t. chaser

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>>8313860
it's okay if you're a girl
don't be sad
be happi

>>8313857
should be good but i still feel bad
like i was out with friends today
but they all kinda ignored me and i felt like they didn't really want me around
and at the end they made fun of me by hiding my mobile when i didn't look and i almost started crying
also my stomach hurts and everything is just shit :(

>>8313862
ok

>>8313864
hi

>>8313882
>girls
>bullying
girls arent good at bullying. theyre not intimidating enough
>>8313887
I also want this

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lovely transgender people

>>8313895
lasti it's stormin pretty hard right now

do you like storms

>>8313833
Autism

>>8313898
no

>>8313881
delet this

>>8313887
>implying a guy will never be histrionic or narcissistic
>implying a girl can't be big, strong, and emotionally stable
>>8313896
You've not met the right girl yet!

>>8313895
>but they all kinda ignored me and i felt like they didn't really want me around
>and at the end they made fun of me by hiding my mobile when i didn't look and i almost started crying
Wow thats really lame, it sounds like you need freinds if they are going to be like that :/

>>8313900
why not

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>>8313887
This is actually 100 percent accurate

DUMB swamptrannies

>>8313903
I've met sweet, sexy girls that I cared about very much as friends. That doesnt mean I dont want a bf.
>>8313906
welcome to being right

>>8313903
>implying a girl can't be big, strong, and emotionally stable
Well, a girl can definitely be big sometimes. Occasionally strong too.

Guys are sometimes histrionic and narcissistic, but girls are usually histrionic and narcissistic. Elanna's smart to have the numbers on her side.

>>8313879
because I thought I would be okay but I don't think I am. sorry I didn't mean to diagnose you or something just that that behaviour sounds like something a person with ocd might do

Give bi a chance!

>>8313912
i want to date a bi guy because maybe he'd be okay with my weird mess of a body

>>8313904
idk, normally they're not that bad, but sometimes i just feel like everyone around me hates me being around
and i already felt kinda depressed
i wish i had someone who deeply cared for me, but noone really does

>>8313911
it's okay, i guess im prone to obsessive thinking so telling myself im OCD could send me down another spiral

you should go back on them!

>>8313906
hi im a big strong GIRL
who is uncomplicated and confident
how are u

>>8313912
yeah bi is good. just love whoever you love it's not a contest or something

>>8313916
It's 3:45am. I trust you have a good reason for being awake at this time, European?

Real men can be histrionic.


Stop living by jewish stereotypes.

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I sometimes get jealous when I see what her life turned out to be.

Then I just get sad knowing I would have never been able to give her that life anyway. She made the right decision.

>>8313915
i'd want to date a straight guy in the hypothetical situation that i'm dating a guy :x
i don't want him to have be attracted to me in any way that's not heterosexual

for some reason i don't care nearly as much with girls but idk if she made it clear that she saw me as masculine i'd be really uncomfortable

>>8313916
>i wish i had someone who deeply cared for me, but noone really does
Im sorry to hear that :/ no one really cares about me but my gf. Maybe you need a lover to be there for you and to really really care about you.

>>8313923
i was out till an hour ago
and now i feel depressed and lonely and rather talk to people here than just lying here all alone and think about it

>>8313926
sometimes you have to compromise though
i accept that no completely straight guy would be attracted to my body
and if i were with one i'd probably feel insecure about how inadequate i am

>>8313917
well don't do that then I don't think you do just sometimes you get a little hung up on something. yeah I kind of want to but I don't really want to make another appointment with my doctor and tell her I need them it's kind of embarrassing

>>8313929
yeah, but i have noone and i can't find anyone

>>8313916
>i just feel like everyone around me hates me being around
iktf
i'm isolated af and the only person i know irl is a super flamboyant gay guy (who's nice but kind of weird!!!!)

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oh hey this place is still here ;)

>>8313934
Dont stop looking! maybe try ok cupid?

Holy fuck i love friday night mtfg

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Which trips does this describe?
I'm thinking Grace

>>8313932
it's cool though because i was only into guys for a few weeks until i was talking to a guy i had a crush on and the smell of dick popped into my mind and i realized i was disgusted by men again

>>8313933
it's okay, doctors are there to help! don't need to be embarrassed

>>8313942
me

>>8313938
tried it, hated it

>>8313935
i mean i know people, but i think i'm just some random friend to them

>>8313943
is it any different of a situation with you dating a completely gay girl?

>>8313942
me :^)

>>8313942
you

>>8313942
me

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>>8313943
>smell of dick popped into my mind
Why you do this to me? Maybe I don't actually want to be cocked after all.

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dis is hard

>>8313942
90% of the trips who post here.

>>8313956
i think you're ready to post

>>8313943
>>8313954
>smell of men
>bad

like if they dont shower for weeks on end or they have bad breath its pretty gross, but idk I kinda like mens natural scent

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>>8313943
> smelly benis
Wat

>>8313956
So u are gay.

>>8313944
yeah I know. she is actually really nice but it's not really a rational fear you know. I just feel uncomfortable

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Should I get eyeshadow even though my lids are mongol af? Is it too slutty? What color is the best?

>>8313963
Idk I have no idea how they smell like.

>>8313967
it's good you recognize that

try to push through that!

>>8313946
iktf too, like i feel like i'm worthless to a lot of people
>have back and forth flirting and get crushes as a result
>they'll pop in and suddenly be in a relationship with someone very obviously not me

>>8313949
i've only dated a transgirl online, but yeah, it was less uncomfortable
i guess it's because men already kinda make me uncomfortable and thinking they might be like, functionally misgendering me makes me max uncomfy

>>8313954
smelling sweaty guys was pretty gross too bc i remember girls talking about 'musk' and all i'm smelling is sour sweat

idk if i really need dicking though, i'd rather just be a sub top

>tfw goofi poofi mongoloid lips

>>8313969
men smell like men. I swear hormones makes you more aware of stuff like that

>>8313971
>sub top
literal worst

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>>8313956
Heres your prof. pic.
Be a catfish

Goodbye forever mtfg

>>8313969
how is eyeshadow slutty wtf
>>8313970
yeah I guess. thank you nim

>>8313976
noooo

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testosterone is so dumb

>>8313976
bai

>>8313980
delete this picture of me

>>8313979
I need to leave this place and fix my life

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>>8313974
I haven't been close to guys in forever

>>8313978
I guess it is if you overdo it or something idk. I need halp

>>8313976
hope you are well

>>8313974
;_;7
after amy discovered the power of dicking she kept insisting she wanted me to be a service top and got me into the idea

idk, i'm just semi turned off by anal most of the time depending on my mood

>>8313974
>>sub top
>literal worst
>tfw mostly subby
>tfw gf likes it when i top her sometimes
>still too subby to do anything so she has to ride me
idk how to be dominant like she is

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>>8313982

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should i go roller skate and get drunk even though the people i was gonna go with aren't going? im already out the ticket

>>8313989
is that cat dead

>>8313985
I'm not
I'm so miserable

>>8313986
I mean u do u like its your business

It just seems weird to me

>>8313987
yea I cant really imagine topping a gf

>>8313973
Some would say they're your best feature.

>>8313983
ok, i tried that too
was away for ~1/2 year, then came back

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>>8313991
As dead as my love for you after what you did that scournful night in detroit

>>8313987
I never asked this but is your gf trans as well? I just kind of assumed she is
>>8313994
I hope you can become less miserable. this place is often very bad for my mental health so I think you're making a good decision if you want to leave

>>8313998
who would those people be

>write profile
>get told it looks gay

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Broke up with my gf

>>8314001
those kids had it coming

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>>8314005
People who enjoy getting their dicks sucked, mostly.

>>8314006
Any gender dating you is gay

>>8314004
No she fucks me with her cis penis ;)

>>8314006
just write that you're the cool one everyone wants to hang out with a cool one

>>8313996
i don't think it is
idk, esp if you're with another subby girl
>tfw libido gives me dysphoria but actual genitals don't

>>8314010
wtf but they're not for that

>>8314018
People who enjoy being kissed softly then.

>>8314013
All I said was "I'm froot loops let's hang" and I'm getting told that it comes across as hella gay
How in the fuck

>>8314007
!?

>>8314020
oh okay i can do that

idk if im a good kisser tho ive been out of practice for a while

>>8314020
i want soft nim kisses :(

>>8314012
sorry sex isn't always penetration with penis so I didn't want to assume.

>>8314023
She needs to have her own life

>>8314025
they're mine!

>>8314022
do you have froot loops cuz that could be seen as false advertising

>>8314028
hm, ok

>>8314022
Pretend you are your best friend describing elanna to a stranger.

>>8314025
m-mari?

>>8314024
Well, get practising then already.

>>8314025
We all do, Marina.

>>8314035
i currently take almost any kisses, really

>>8314036
>We all do, Marina.
Speak for yourself nim has bad breathe.

>>8314034
This is where I'm having difficulty all of the words I would use to describe myself are negative

>>8314036
i can't nutmeg doesn't let me

>>8314037
oh okay so im the lowest you'll go

>>8314040
wtf

>>8314045
I know. Prentend you are someone else who really likes you, how would they describe you. Even if you dont believe it , it doesnt matter. If you write all emo and self depricating on your bio no one but the worst kinds of ppl will message you.

>>8314050
I know
Actually this is where I get hung up on online dating
Every time

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>>8314040
>nim has bad breathe.
No, Nim has good breathe. I can tell, because she's still alive.

>>8314046
Put her outside.

You know what they say: when the cat's away, the Nim turns gay.

>>8314055
tell me who says this saying so i can have a chat with them

with my nunchucks

>>8314054
I would write it for you but i dont think i know you well enough sorry.

>not liking the smell of dick
yall dont like mackeral?

>>8314048
no

why does noone like soft marina kisses :(

How do I get rid of my dad bod

how to make sure I don't mess up kissing for the first time??

>>8314063
>why does noone like soft marina kisses :(
What do soft marina kisses taste like?

>>8314060
Girl dick smell>guy dick smell

>>8314063
are your lips goofi and/or poofi

>>8314063
bc they are bullies.

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>>8314065
Everyone sucks their first time sorry bucko

>>8314059
Yeh desu I should probably write it sober anyways

>>8314066
Heresy guy dick smells awesome

>>8314027
did not know you had a gf.

>>8314069
okay.... :(

>>8314065
i hear there are people who will kiss you for money
you can practice with them
check street corners

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>>8314066
butterflys and rainbows
or tabasco
depends on what i ate before

>>8314072
I don't want to do that, I want my first kiss to be with them

dumb hussies giving away kisses for money!

>>8314069
>Heresy guy dick smells awesome
No it usually smells really gross and musky . Like even when i was dating guys the smell was the worst part.

>>8314073
Sounds like marina kisses could be ok then.

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>>8314057
>with my nunchucks
Quell the inner struggle with an outer snuggle, Nim.

Exorcise your sexual demons by exercising your sexual desires.

>>8314070
I did but she needs to be on her own.
Besides she is still a kid (19).

>>8314078
but that is lewd i thought

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>>8314077
I personally love that musk so idk what ur on about

>>8314067
no
>>8314068
yes :(

>>8314065
start slow and everything will be ok

>>8314077
yea, probably

>>8314083
I hope so, I don't want to mess it up too bad, it's important...

>>8314082
thats because you are a bisloot. Actually i do think i used to like the smell a lot more before hormones... fucking estrogen ruined me

>>8314083
can i have your lips then

>>8314085
suck on his top lip.

>very strong urge to hurt myself
>not allowed to
What do

>>8314085
you won't
it's really easy, just don't overdo it
if you're too afraid let the other person take the lead

>>8314089
ok, let's change

>>8314096
do you want mine

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>>8314081
You let me do the thinking for both of us, Nim.

I'll keep you on the straight and narrow.

>>8314092
Pretend tanya is watching you at all times, im pretty sure she would be sad if you hurt yourself.

>>8314092
>cut your dick off lol

>>8314098
yes

>>8314090
it's a girl
>>8314093
maybe, they might be too shy to do that

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i wanna do cool things for my gf and invite her to places and buy her stuff but im poor

i want to stop being poor

>>8314099
thanks anon you're sweet!

>>8314102
why

The other night I met up with a black woman I was talking to on OKCupid for a drink.

She's really into transpeople and I kind of had a thing for black girls in the past, so I thought, sure, why not?, and gave it a whirl.

It was going well up till when we both got hammered and I took her back to my apartment.

And let me warn you, be careful what you wish for, girls.

Once I smelled her vagina and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake.

That African musk is so different from the feminine scent of a white woman.

To her credit, she offered to toss me off, so that I hadn't wasted a trip. But I declined, and suggested that we go for some Jamaican jerk chicken instead.

>>8314105
seek employment, pinhead

>>8314101
That's why I can't do it

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>>8314088
My sincerest condolences
Do girls even have an equivalent musk? Smell is underrated

>>8314109
i will once exam season is over but i can only legally work 20 hours and all that money's going to go towards getting me a work permit in the uk and i don't think she would let me spend that money on her

>>8314104
then just do it, don't overdo
start with just lips together, open your mouth a bit
do that for a while, then you can start touch her lips with your tongue
just do what feels good for both of you

>>8314115
>Do girls even have an equivalent musk?
Cis girls or trans girls. Because like my gf's dick had a smell but it was a lot less intense and more pleasant and smelled really pleasant. Idk why im talking about this :|

lil or little

sweet-smelling tranny dick

>>8314117
o-okay...

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>>8314107
>thanks anon you're sweet!
YOU USED THOUGHTS TO MAKE THOSE WORDS, I SAID STOP THINKING

>>8314121
yeah

>>8314121
Do you have a sweet smelling tranny dick nim?

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>>8314119
Cis girls, I know that feminine penis has its own musk
...for completely heterosexual reasons

>>8314123
*becomes a vegetable*

>>8314122
you wanted instructions
also you made my kiss cravings even worse thinking about it :(

>>8314128
idk i haven't taken a whiff

>>8314104
>its a girl

>>8314108
white women are prettyy nasty, too, desu

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>>8314130
More like a fruit.

>>8314129
Vagina smells different than girl dick but its actually insane the range of smells it can have. Like if they dont have really good hygeine it gets pretty stinky. The fish joke is not just a meme.
>...for completely heterosexual reasons
same

>>8314131
I'm completely inexperienced with this kinda stuff...

>>8314136
wtf anon

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>>8314130
*biet nim*

>>8314132
Ok il ask eva in a few months then.

>>8314137
Jesus Christ how terrifying

>>8314138
it's naturally in you, you can't do it wrong
i bet both of you'll like it

>>8314143
some of them actually smell really good tho, its pretty hit and miss.

>>8314140
ow >:(

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>>8314137
>if they dont have really good hygeine it gets pretty stinky
Eww, yes
I've had the misfortune of encountering it and I gagged :(

>>8314138
you and nim will be fine eva, don't lose any sleep over it

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>>8314147

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>>8314145
Well looks like cis girls are out of the question for me

Yeah, this regular goat cheese is nice and all, but what if - and hear me out - we get the goat pregnant, let the newborn suckle until it's full, ruthlessly murder it before it's taken 50 steps, then let the only meal it ever had congeal in its rotting stomach and eat that, instead?

>>8314156
I mean some of them really do smell good so dont let a thing like that deter you. I mean trans girls are better but cis girls are a lot of fun sometimes if they arent spoiled whores.

my butt smells nice

>>8314144
>>8314149
I guess...

>>8314156
can you imagine your girlfriend being on the rag, yelling at you with pms, meanwhile you're dysphoric because of jealousy

its not worth it

>>8314162
Trans girls>cis girls

the best part of being an adult is being able to make my own pizza whenever I want

>>8314162
God that sounds awful
Plus where's the dick

>>8314162
>can you imagine your girlfriend being on the rag, yelling at you with pms, meanwhile you're dysphoric because of jealousy
That's happened to me before, albeit online.

kids are fucking dumb. i remember in 7th grade i was in my language class and this kid went to the bathroom. five minutes later he came out smiling and giggling. he told his friend that he saw semen on the ground and since we were all hormonial teenagers the rumor spread like wildfire with everybody in the class. so all the boys one by one tried to go into the bathroom and the teacher who by now was suspicious since all of a sudden all the boys wanted to go in the bathroom and once they went in they all came out in 30 seconds laughing and giggling. the teacher told all the boys to stop going to the bathroom and all the girls were all curious about the jizz on the floor because they've never seen any (at least i'd hope not). anyways i wait until everybody calmed down and the teacher started letting kids go back to the bathroom. i'm curious because i wonder what type of horny middle schooler would've been so desperate for a jackoff session to do it in a filthy school bathroom. so i go in and turns out it wasn't jizz. it was a piece of fucking string cheese from the lunch room.
>>8314166
you can do that as a minor, too. at least i could from my early teens

>>8314166
Buying alcohol was my favorite thing

>>8314167
>>8314168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDUq9BBr3bA

>>8314161
Let Nim take the lead.

>>8314170
Im still not 21 so I cant do that

>>8314167
>Plus where's the dick
Same place as always.

In the mirror, pinhead.

>>8314166
wrong, the best part of being an adult is death drawing nearer

im gonna become an alcoholic okay?

>>8314178
>the best part of being an adult is death drawing nearer
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

>>8314181
not okay

>>8314178
>>8314181
あんたがナイスです

>>8314181
you won't find what you're looking for in the bottom of a bottle, rummy

>>8314175
Uhh

>>8314183
>>8314186
>>8314184
ナイスな人

>>8314184
okay ill be a cuddoholic

>>8313765
I have those and I hate them.

>>8314190
that's better! ^^

Is it possible to get arthritis before you're 30? I have a lot of pain in my back and knees that I seem to get randomly.

>>8314194
you gotta enable my addiction okay

>>8314198
a unlimited supply

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>>8314174
It's okay. The novelty wears off pretty quickly, especially when your friends are constantly harassing you to buy for them.

>>8314200
:3

I'M SO FUCKING HUNGRY
which is good because it means i'm steadily progressing towards my NO SKIN ON THESE BONES body weight goal :3

>>8314201
hey can you buy for me

where do i find someone to dick my ass

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>it's a "it's better because it's nintendo" episode

did you drink you're 3 liters of water today, /mtfg/?

>>8314219
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
Craigs list, grindr
Use a fucking condom tho jesus christ.

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>>8314221
Nintoddlers aren't hard to impress. They have very low expectations.

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>>8314207

>>8314223
I think I'm close to two

>>8314226
they've just been rehashing the same games for forty years

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>>8314221
>its a "im gonna be a sore loser and call hax because my pokemon missed on a move that didnt have 100% accuracy" episode

>>8314225
i had sex a few times with the same guy but didn't use a condom. I couldn't get into his butt. I don't know if his ass was too unsually big for a guy or i'm just too small. i kind of want to hit him up again but it's a hassle
>>>/b/
ew why

>>8314223
probably, if you take into account all the soup and tea i've had

>>8314228
more is good for your skin!

>>8314234
Hey i met my gf and another good freind on trap threads on /b/. Sure 99% of the people there are cancer but sometimes....

>>8314232
>playing pokemon showdown
but why ;_;

>>8314226
there's a fuckton of nintendo fansites that give 100s and 90s to anything they make that probably inflates scores a lot

>>8314238
I know, I need to drink more

>>8314241
>but why ;_;
Because its 100x better than playing in a shitty 3ds that can barely hit above 15 fps on the newer games.

>>8314244
after being stuck with a wii u for a few months i gave up on nintendo forever
switching to ps4 after that shitshow was such a relief

>ironic suh
suh

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Hiiii

>>8314266
pass
>no sympathy

>>8314267
Who.ru

>>8314269
Just some anon :(

>>8314266
How is the convention?