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pantsu on head edition

• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

previous >>8310199
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>nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
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Trannies are disgusting
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brraaaaapp
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I fucking hate BDD
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Trannies are good
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>>8311374
Depends on the tranny

>>8311373
At what point does GD become BDD?
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Dumb swamptrannies
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https://strawpoll.com/bbfe5f5
please vote.
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>>8311390
sony always wins baby
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i want out
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>>8311400
This ride never ends
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>>8311374
trannies are trash and should be treated as trash
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>see really nice doctor 8 months ago who stayed and talked with me for like half an hour about vitamin supplements and what was getting me down
>chicken out asking him about HRT even though he'd probably be sympathetic
>now he's sick and his replacement and staff are quick and to the point
i should really send my therapist that list of endos
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>>8311423

Are you in the UK? I've had similar experiences with GPs here
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>>8311428
no im in the US

im assuming its because of the NHS over there?
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>>8311390
>https://strawpoll.com/bbfe5f5
TES6 Yes please!
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im so lonely and dysphoric and frustrated and worthless im going to scream
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>realize trying to be a girl will never pay off because I can never actually be a girl
>want to just get my balls chopped off and then detransition so I can just live as a eunuch because it'd be better than being a regular guy but also better than being a fake girl
>tfw can't get balls chopped off cuz no money

Why's life gotta be this way. Fuck money.
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>>8311439
Screaming is a good way to release a lot of pent up emotions :) Have you tried doing something that you enjoy?
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>>8311440
it's not that much, just save up 3k plus like travel stuff so maybe like 4k

it'll take a little while but it's not the end of the world
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>>8311443
i wanna scream at spicy!
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>>8311444
I know but still, fuck money
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>>8311446
Go ahead :) Get your pent up rage out!
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>>8311449
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>8311450
Very nice very nice! :)
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>>8311449
Blighttown AHHHHHHH!
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>>8311453
:3

hru
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>>8311443
i dont enjoy anything
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>>8311454
Don't wanna go down to blighttown!
>>8311457
I am great :) I had a wonderful sleep. How are you?
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>>8311460
Time to find something to enjoy them :)
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>>8311461
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
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ok being on HRT while presenting as male is a MEME
because while i clearly still see a total guy in the mirror other people are already getting confused and really weirded/creeped out apparently :<
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here's a little anecdote from me btw lol
>>8311430
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Guide
I'm agp
Starting to think my own body is attractive, the more curves I get
GUISE
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Holy shit I think clocked a FTM in boymode today in the metro
> chest look tiny
> yet, breast zone weirdly big
> look extremely young
> really short haircut
> reajusted breastzone???
> does thing with feet girls always does (like /\ instead of || or \/ for men)
> large hips

He looked like he got nervous and noticed I noticed him, and then i'm giving him 70 % chance he clocked me in boymode because my changes are starting to show.
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>>8311483
Maybe it is for some people, I've been on hrt for over a year, then again I feel like i look like a boy in full girlmode and my boymode looks really closed up :p
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>>8311492
Duck you autocorrect
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>>8311493
Oh, and
> tiny af shoulders
> no face hair at all.
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>>8311483
i know that feel
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>>8311497
>>8311493
Fuck and now thinking about it I think I scared him. I did gave the 'look intensely at the wall' once I understood but fuck should I feel sorry?
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>>8311495
you look cute in that pic
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tfw painful erections
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>>8311510
Thanks, although I'm trying my hardest to give it up now, it's too easy to sink back into
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>>8311503
you should try to find out where he lives so you can apologize
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>>8311519
tfw no erection because finally does not get envy to fap anymore every evening.
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>>8311520
give what up?
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>>8311524
> The totally not creepy solution.
It's not the first time I see him, but it was the first time with only a shirt.
Probably will see him again.
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>>8311528
Going out in boyclothes (which is the only time i wear them)
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>still look like a boy
>can see very vague signs of a girl everytime i look in the mirror
THE OLD WORLD IS DYING, AND THE NEW WORLD STRUGGLES TO BE BORN: NOW IS THE TIME OF MONSTERS.
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>>8311531
next time you could say sorry for being weird
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>>8311545
It would be a good idea, if wasn't basically saying 'You don't pass', which is horrible.
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I'm lost, I'm lost
I'm lost, I'm lost
I'm lost, I'm lost
I'm lost, I'm lost
I'm lost, I'm lost
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>tfw you look like a boy
:(
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>>8311437
unlikely. didn't todd say it was a while off?
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>>8311519
Omg i know this feeling. it seems like if i dont get hard at all for atleast a day my next erection is so fucking painful.
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>>8311559
desu in that pic you just look like a below average female
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Im trash
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>>8311564
You look like a girl in boys clothes desu
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>>8311559
> judge blur pls
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>>8311537
how many months in did you start going out in girl clothes?
i just hit the 6 month mark and i'm finally getting confident enough to do it..or at least light makeup
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My parents always said a buzzcut would suit me very well lol
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>>8311571
because they were trying to get you to man up or something
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>>8311564
>tfw not at acen
>tfw cant give grace a swirly
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>>8311571
tfw mom asks me if im planning on buzzing my hair soon
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>>8311566
Unisex shirt I bought in a large for oversized cuteness
>>8311575
No bully hime grace-chan desu
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>>8311571
>>8311577
What the fuck is a buzz cut?
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>>8311570
First time properly was at 8 months where I went all out, it was Christmas which helped a lot because I could wear a coat and beanie.

I think most people slowly ease into it, wearing clothes which are more andro like jeans and tops in a girls cut with some light makeup

I'd pick an outfit in advance which you feel confident in and go out with a friend (if that's possible), slowly build it up from there
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>>8311585
?
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>>8311584
Can I frick you in an acen bathroom
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>>8311585
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>>8311592
That's ugly.
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>>8311593
yes its a boys hair cut
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>>8311592
im gonna get my hair cut like that!
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>>8311594
Well ok, it's OBJECTIVELY, ugly.
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>>8311588
I was thinking a girl's hoodie and jeans might be an easy enough first step to take
too bad its summer now :(
>>8311596
do it
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>>8311600
okay!
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where is bf
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>>8311596
i would never forgive you if you did emily your hair is so long.
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am i trash
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>>8311611
you smell like it uwu
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>>8311611
Not yet.
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>>8311608
tfw wanted to be proud of my gf in public
tfw she wouldn't let me show her affection in public because she said she wasn't pretty enough or didn't pass well enough
tfw she broke up with me because she hates me
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>>8311610
its nim!!
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>>8311616
good morning emi !!!
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>>8311619
eva :3
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>>8311608
Over there! Catch him quick! :D
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>>8311615
i think she has some difficult feelings she's dealing with
none of which are hate for you
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>>8311615
maybe you're trans and don't realize it yourself but she knows and saw all the signs and bailed but didn't have the heart to tell you
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>>8311625
The post was a joke i've never had a gf lmao im going to die alone
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What level of Estradiol do I aim for? Op's link quotes 4 different levels
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>>8311620
how are you today?! I had some trouble sleeping from the storm, having some iced tea now ^^
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>>8311628
100ng/mL is normal
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thinking about kms'ing my self
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>>8311627
i'm afraid of dying alone too can i bee your gf
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>>8311629
i found a place that'll give me a letter for HRT after a skype call!

i still have to find an endo in my area tho D:
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>>8311634
A match! :D Awww!
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>>8311630
>tfw upped my E after finding out my E levels were 98 ng/mL
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>>8311591
Only if you buy me stuff
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>>8311634
who wants to be my gf? I'm a famous trip.
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>>8311631
Don't do it senpai. It's a trap
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>>8311635
>a letter for HRT after a skype call
how did that go? I've never know that was a thing

good luck emi!
>>8311630
>tfw menopause lvls :\
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>>8311626
yea i am trans? Do you know what thread you are in
>>8311634
No you'd hate me
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>>8311643
oh? what happens if i do it?
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>>8311639
Literally 100 to 300 is normal female range <_<
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>>8311640
DELETE THIS
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>>8311645
i haven't done it yet, i just sent them an email :)
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>>8311613
uwu
>>8311614
how much longer until I am??
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>>8311631
it seems smart
like the only real solution to a life doomed to depression
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>>8311645
Actually menopausal levels is under 48ng/mL and I have proof of that >_>
>>8311647
Then we never get to be friends ;_;
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>>8311648
im a real goil uwu
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>>8311655
Yes you are pretty pretty princess! xD
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>>8311654
I get hot flashes and I can't just up e :(
>>8311651
that sounds kinda odd, are like contacting a informed consent place?
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>>8311656
*pulls your hair*
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>>8311658
Hot flashes are normal
>>8311659
Dang it woman!
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>>8311660
:(
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>>8311653
honestly tho
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>>8311658
its a pretty well known LGBT center in orlando, they just do it to help people get HRT without gatekeeping
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>>8311664
oh okay, good luck!!
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>>8311652
I dunno, HRT make you squishy like a trash bag filled with stuffing, so you may be.
> TFW squishy
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do nipples ever stop hurting?
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>>8311666
im kind of scared of going to an endo tho, i hate talking about trans stuff irl ;-;
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>>8311660
your hair was made for pulling!
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>tfw no nonwhite bf
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>>8311668
It does after development is over :(
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>>8311667
*humps your squishy body furiously*
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>>8311674
No it's not! It's meant for looking pretty!
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>>8311676
tugg tugg tugg i like to tugg
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>>8311662
but im scared of death so
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>Meet nice girl in dream
>Hanging out
>She falls off a ledge after some failed wannabe parkour
Every fucking time something good happens in my dreams i either wake up or it goes to shit.
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>>8311682
Not this again! >:(
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>>8311671
it kinda gets easier over time I think
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>>8311684
I am sorry to hear that :(
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>>8311683
same
im hoping I can find a bf someday who will make things much more fun and worthwhile
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>Try to cook jerk chicken
>Burn my throat
>Now bloated from all the water and milk I had to ingest
God I hate cooking.
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>>8311676
Not that anon.
Oh god :( I need to save for plastic surgey for breasts then :/ mine have stopped hurting 6 months into HRT and they are no more than lil buds ;_;
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>>8311677
anon no.
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>>8311687
i guess..

i want injections ;-;
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>>8311695
Did your areola even out or is it on a mound still?
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>>8311692
that would be sweet im pretty much hoping for the same
but sometimes i feel like im being dumb and there's no real hope for that
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>>8311696
*starts humping faster and begins grunting*
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>>8311700
>>8311692
Bfs are worthless
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>>8311698
mine evened out!
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>tfw gyno
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>>8311676
>ran out of HRT for 2 weeks
>got back on
>boobs haven't hurt since
fuck my shit up
>>8311695
As I said yesterday a guy who may or may not be my bf linked me tranny porn and none of them had anything more than cone tits unless they had a breast augmentation.
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>>8311697
me too, endo never responds about anything ;~;
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>>8311700
yeah :(
if you do everything in your power to be cute though I don't think its unrealistic to find a good guy!!
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>>8311697
>>8311687
>>8311671
> Came out to mom due to stress making me blurt ou what was wrong instead of being able to not say stuffs
> This happen everytime trans stuffs come around because I cant lie but too stressed to run around the truth
mhmhrblbl AM TRAN.. IAHZIAKAPFUCKMELIFE
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>>8311709
>call up endo
>pls i need to see u spiro is driving me crazy
>sorry mam its been to long since u last saw us you need another doctor referral and maybe we can see you by the end up august
JUST
KEK
MY
SHIT
UP
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>>8311705
Your development is done then! :D
>>8311707
It's just an indicator and so it the mound on your areola too
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>>8311709
your endo isn't from an lgbt center though right?

i think i might go to an lgbt center one
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>>8311698
Umm I think it still is on a mound?
Is that a good thing?
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>>8311714
ill be your doctor okay?
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>>8311714
That's terribad :(
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>>8311721
You just want to see my naked boobs you pervert.
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>>8311704
i have no self-esteem and nobody that cares about me and i want that so bad i want to love someone
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>>8311719
It can be! It means you are still tanner 4
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>>8311724
what!?!
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>>8311680
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Oc8iPY7TxH
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>>8311716
no he isn't, nothing like that nearby :\
>>8311714
I send him messages but I never get a response lately
>>8311713
I froze up when I did that and wrote everything down on paper, could not speak entire time
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tfw tanner 2 chestlet :^(
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>>8311715
I've realized that HRT is useless and surgery is the only solution.
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>>8311731
me too I think :(
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>>8311734
rubb rubb rubb!
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>>8311728
Every time i go see my endo she checks my boobs for lumps and inspects them.
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>>8311729
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Oc8iPY7TxH
You glued all of my shoes? Which shoes!? I have like 6 pairs and some of them are in hiding >:)
>>8311731
It takes like 2-3 years for one cycle of finished growth
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>>8311730
Different reaction to stress I guess. When I'm stressed I can't stop talking but usually it's nonsense.
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>>8311736
Mine does that too. But she went creeper status and complimented me >_>
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>>8311738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kDRj3fYg7C
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>>8311741
same. She knew i had a gf and said something about "wow yours have grown a lot compared to a lot of trans girls im sure your gf is happy about that"
i was like wat
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>>8311736
id slap her hand away
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>>8311742
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kDRj3fYg7C
Ohhhh! OK :) Well that's good! I don't need to go anywhere today so thank you for putting away my shoes!
>>8311743
lol creeeeepppyyy
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This is what I got.
https://unsee.cc
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>>8311735
I hope it works :\
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>>8311744
> medicine and anglo-sexist culture.
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>>8311748
hard to tell from a top down angle but they look pretty good
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>>8311748
>https://unsee.cc
>/gupinare/
llewwwdddd but that's some good growth. You are not happy with it?
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>>8311743
>>8311741
that's kinda weird, mine just pretty much said I was starting to get some tissue growth or something
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>>8311744
Dont agree to be my doctor if you arent willing to do the job then.
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>>8311747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PyvDj9ucXg
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>>8311748
p good senpai
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>>8311756
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qivnfT3tia
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>>8311756
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PyvDj9ucXg
I wish I was 5 pounds! Spicy be thicc rn!
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>>8311755
you just want me to cuz you're a lewd

im just in it for the check
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>>8311766
Hey you were the one who offered to be my doctor in front of your gf. You are very lewd nim.
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tity
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>>8311766
Naughty nimnim didn't know you have to touch boobs as part of the visit? :O Even my GP does that to check for lumps!
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>>8311761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sQhfvdaXWq

>>8311763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dpdALRoeGl
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>>8311769
providing a medical service to those in need is a good pure thing!
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>>8311753
>>8311760
It's just a favourable angle, there's nothing much there.
https://unsee.cc
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>>8311772
i don't like the thought of a doctor doing that at all
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>>8311775
>wants to get paid to look at trans girl boobs
>pure

>>8311773
Oh well im glad hes feeling a little better. Im sorry that his parents were like that to him though, thats really shitty.
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How do I become a main character
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>>8311779
SHUT UP
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>>8311780
But you are a main character.
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>>8311773
I am glad you bf is doing much better now :) and yay for the light bill being paid!

On the other hand, I am not a thicc as a string bean! I am phat! >:(
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>>8311772
I have what looks like a wart on the edge of my areola is that normal?
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i dyed my hair blue
>>8311780
u shitpost more
>>8311731
nimmywimmy
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>>8311779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MUrdIIuMMu

>>8311785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s063mBPE00XH
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>>8311788
>wart on the edge of my areola
You sure thats not a breast lump?
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>>8311776
Are you considering augmentation? I think that looks fine.
>>8311777
Welcome to womanhood xD
>>8311788
Are you sure it's a wart and not scar tissue? They can look very similar sometimes as small sizes xS
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>>8311790
my friend pookie

i thought people didn't have blue hair
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really happy w/ the buttcoin market rn.
kinda pissed @ coinbase.
they raised their fees.
i'm switching to gemini.
their fees seem pretty low & consistent.
i'm trusting you, winklevoss twins
>pic related, it's me getting fucked by coinbase, except i'm not smiling
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>>8311777
Let me do it then *rubs your titties*
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>>8311797
Delete the picture
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>>8311794
im just gonna self-med forever okay
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>>8311790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jj3zTKYq59
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>>8311799
why?
it's censored
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>>8311798
OWO
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>>8311790
Post hair, and feet
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>>8311791
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s063mBPE00XH
Whhhhaa? That's not true! The pic I showed here was back roughly a year after HRT xS
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>last week
3°C and occasional bursts of snow
>Today
Pic related
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i want to be 3 years on hrt okay?
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>>8311800
You still need to get a breast exam to check for cancer <_< You can't run away from life!!!!
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>>8311805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwSvDWYLyG
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>>8311809
no ill check myself ;-;
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>>8311800
Get eva to check your breasts thoroughly for lumps every time she sees you.
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Does ANYONE (not nim) want to see me look like a boy
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>>8311813
i'm intrigued
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>>8311810
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwSvDWYLyG
I am not a stick! xD I really am! What if I had someone vouch for me!?
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>tfw you're not anyone
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>>8311806
For got trip
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>>8311812
i don't wanna be a perv ;-;
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>tfw met a trans girl who was the most beautiful person I'd ever seen
>suddenly stopped being jaded and depressed and was the sweetest to her
>worked as a prostitute and wasnt used to men treating her that way
>think I freaked her out because I was too nice to her
>stopped answering me

I mean I could go to her job and pay her to spend time with me any time, but whats the point ;-;
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>>8311813
me
>>
>>8311820
That's some wild weather you have going on!
>>
>>8311813
yes I bet you're cute
>>
>>8311823
tfw hiring a prostitute is the only way I'll ever get laid
>>
>>8311818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xO3tyZYMCo
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>>8311829
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xO3tyZYMCo
I am not tiny!!!
>>
>>8311822
Nim shes your gf and you guys arent kids anymore. Its ok for her to look at your boobs...
>>
>>8311825
Yea i dont know whats happening
>>
>>8311833
no no one can im gross
>>
>>8311831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X2GIlKD90H
>>
>>8311823
>>8311828
>tfw ywn be a beautiful prostitute
>>
>>8311835
Yesterday it was 30 and now today is 15 :S
>>
>>8311833
They are both basically like 14 years old
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>>8311793
>>8311794
>mfw googling my symptoms
It seems to be a "skin tag"
>>
>>8311836
this is why I hate coming to this place
the never ending self deprecation gets so fucking old and boring, especially when it's the people who are reasonably well off in their transition
you could always be sheen
fucker
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nim is not allowed to see this photo
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>>8311849
cute girl
would do a double take in the street and think
"woa cute girl"
>>
>>8311838
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X2GIlKD90H
I am not short! I am 5'9ish!
>>8311845
Well now you know :D
>>8311849
kyoot
>>
>>8311846
>reasonably well off
hmmmmm
>>
spic told me she killed someone back in '89
>>
>>8311854
>>you could always be sheen
>fucker
your voice is decent and with a bit more work it'll be fine
your face is not masculine at all
you're a little tall but you can work with that
fuck you for thinking you're not in the upper 50% of the people here in terms of passing
>>
>>8311857
>spic
that's racist
>>
>>8311859
Hi elanna hows your day going? feel any better than yesterday?
>>
>>8311859
I was a spic once
>>
>>8311846
Am I "reasonably well off in my transition"?
>>
>>8311858
i have a very masculine jaw/chin and a noticeable adam's apple

id put myself in the lower 25%
>>
>>8311863
idk I hate niggers
can't comment on you
>>
>>8311852
>5'9"

heh womanlet. spicy is TINY

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IhfhKaZTfm
>>
>>8311859
i don't see color you're racist for noticing
>>
>>8311866
korra spicy says to tell you shes not a twig. Iv seen her pics, shes not skinny.
>>
>>8311861
I feel like garbage and I'm jumping the gun on rolling back my hours. Don't care if I have anything lined up anymore, something needs to change
>>
>>8311864
of course you'd put yourself in the lower 25%
everyone puts themselves much lower than they actually are
it's human fucking nature
passing and self confidence are two different things
>>
>>8311865
Lol.
>>
>>8311857
I didn't kill anyone in 89 o_o
>>
>>8311870
upper 50% ain't that high either lol

i guess my self-confidence isn't that great but i feel like there's a lot of truth to it too
>>
>>8311868
i know im just being a bully hue
>>
>>8311869
Im really sorry to hear that i wish i could give you the biggest hug in the world right now.
>>
>>8311872
yes you did!
>>
>>8311864
>tfw masc jaw hun
feel with me
>>
Hi guess what
>>
>>8311879
Youre gay?
>>
>>8311873
and my entire point was that it's annoying to me, and a lot of others i am sure, when you start complaining about yourself when you are better off than us
>>
>>8311875
A hangover cure might be nice too ;_;
>>
>>8311870
its funny because half of trannies are too self-aware and think too poorly of themselves, and then the other half lack any self-awareness at all and (incorrectly) think they look great
>>
>>8311878
>hips
no sympathy
>>
>>8311882
More than you could ever know
>>
>>8311883
you have no way of knowing if im better off than you or not
>>
>>8311373
Bdd doesn't exist in trans communities
>>
>>8311889
I've seen more of you and heard your voice and what you say here
I know more about you than you know about me
and that is an objective fact
>>
>>8311866
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IhfhKaZTfm
Am not best bully target! >:(
>>
>>8311893
you can work on your voice too..
>>
>>8311884
drink shit tons of water, sprite, ginger tea, asparagus, coffee, a banana, pretzel and/or an aspirin
>>
>>8311876
Who did I kill then? :P Since you are all knowing!
>>
>>8311894
Weedy
>>
>>8311893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l7CNDVbkKz
>>
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>>8311878
Tfw a man's man

Got you beat Shakira
>>
>>8311899
me!

and im back to get you!!!!
>>
>>8311822
I think I know how to check for lumps, it'll be okay
>>8311836
no your not!
>>
>>8311901
tfw dont have this problem since don't use girlvoice that often :^)
>>
>>8311684
That girl represents your repressed inner woman

You're killing her
>>
SMELLY swamptrannies
>>
>>8311901
why do you want to boy voice
boy voice doesn't sound like a boy
girl voice is good
post butt
>>
>>8311900
Who? o_o
>>8311904
Are you a ghostie? :O
>>
>>8311910

hey! I'm not a dutch """person"""
>>
>>8311912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tvjYIbbwYo
>>
>>8311910
get out of my swamp
>>
>>8311906
>>
>>8311913
ye :3
>>
>>8311915
GOOFY swamptranny

>>8311918
FUNNY swamptranny

I hate dutch trannies
>>
put me in a coma!
>>
>>8311916
you sound cute
post butt tho wtf
>>
>>8311921
Just for you

https://youtu.be/HvyCMgAajqk
>>
>>8311923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy8mEOhSk0s
>>
>>8311925
im not posting my butt T_T id rather have u believe im flat back there then post it. I promised my gf that was for her only.
>>
New Wikileaks's release Athena vault 7:
https://wikileaks.org/vault7/releases/
>>
>>8311919
checking for lumps is really important!
>>
>>8311933
At least tell us if there's anything interesting in it.
>>
>when you discover your cis self from another dimension
>"im you but happier"
>>
>>8311938
plus nim needs to stop being so scared of having any kind of sexual thoughts
>>
So I'm only going to eat one meal a day while exercising to lose weight
>>
>>8311938
but i don't like being touched ;-;
>>
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A special mirror which reflects the deepest desires of those who look at it

what do you see
>>
UNHAPPY swamptrannies
>>
>>8311944
you can learn to do it yourself too if you want, I wouldn't mind though
>>
>>8311946
my arms are penises
>>
>>8311946
My gf and I happy and snuggling up in bed
>>
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>>8311946
Tanyaa
>>
>>8311946
Nothing.
>>
>>8311946
literally nothing because I wish I had never existed in the first place
>>
>>8311941
Inner cis is love inner cis is life :D

>>8311946
I see a Advanced robotized nano technician bringing in a new age of advanced warfare
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>>8311946
>>
>>8311953
i guess you could if you wanted..
>>
>>8311932
but she was fine with you posting tits?
lol ok
>>
>>8311964
She loves my ass more than my tits. i only promised her about muh butt.
>>
>>8311962
Is that all hentai? O_O
>>
>>8311946
My deepest desires?
That I will get back my gf and we will live together happily and I'll marry her
too bad that will literally never happen
>>8311962
nice
>>
>>8311967
MILF is a classic saga which really takes a look into the nature of man
>>
>>8311946
it would be me as a normal person
>>
STINKY swamptrannies
>>
I hate my face.
>>
>>8311946
I know what I think it would reflect, but I wonder if thats what it would really be
>>
>>8311946
Me in Vogue.
>>
>>8311973
Oh well that's good :) Is it sexual at all? Or more philosophical musing?
>>
>>8311967
Looks like it
>>
Okay

What the fuck is a "swamptranny" and why does this anon keep posting this shit?
>>
>>8311983
lol I didn't see that one off the bat
>>
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>>8311978
Me too
>>
smelly
>>
>>8311987
Probably a forced meme?
>>
>>8311980
wow what a lame and shallow innermost desire
you just want to be famous and pretty?
>>
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Who wants hormones?
>>
girl
>>
>>8311946
I see myself in a forma body the shape of my 19yo self.

>>8311958
Really? ;)
>>
>>8311998
GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
>>
>>8311987
EXTREMELY CLUELESS swamptranny
>>
>>8311990
dang, you actually look pretty cute
I'd hold your hand in public
>>
penis
>>
>>8311990
I read you female, you're good imo.
I haven't shaved in 4 days because beard now too slow for efficient 3 day cycle shave, I shouldn't have waited, it makes me feel horrible.
>>
>>8311995
and yet grace posts hentai dvds and you say nothing?
>>
>>8311991
>>8311999
>>8312007
>>
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>>8311994
>>8312004
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SWAMPTRANNY
>>
>>8312001
I have shallow wants. Desire implies motivation, though. I lack that.
>>
>>8312014
>reading that pic as female
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>>8312016
Hmm
>>
>>8311995
Yes. What is wrong with that?
>>
>>8312023
>t. jealous hon
>>
>>8312003
What will you give me in return?
>>
>>8312031
ill pat ya hed
>>
>>8312029
>t. hon with low standards
>>
>>8312022
I think you have deep desires.
>>
>>8312023
What? At least don't have crazy standards.
That mean I'll be happy once I pass.
>>
>>8312033
0/10 I have no reason to hugbox anyone on here
>>
>>8312028
its just stupid

when you see famous people, how many of them really seem like they're happy? and don't have self-destructive tendencies?
not much more than the general population honestly

its just a really meaningless and vain thing especially if its what you actually want THE MOST in life
>>
Not. A. Candidate for laser beard treatment.


Well that sucks. And I listened to the whole 15 minute sale pitch. Curse you Irish genetics!
>>
>>8312032
That isn't worth the trade
>>
>>8311990
Can you please multiply this picture by i?
>>
>>8312042
money
>>
>>8312044
How much?
>>
Help me I keep thinking about getting a cute short haircut
>>
JEALOUS swamptrannies
>>
>>8312048
those are injections right
>>
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>>8311946
Me as a cissy probably maybe idk
>>
>>8312049
IDK I don't think as short as a pixie haircut looks any on anyone cis or not. Maybe a bob would be better but that's if you have straight hair
>>
>>8312039
I don't care so much about fame, I just want to be pretty.
>>
>>8312055
Yes
>>
>>8312034
Like?
>>
>>8312059
INSECURE and MEAN teatranny
>>
>>8312061
how many
>>
>>8312065
5 shots worth
>>
>>8312065
What is this a drug deal?
>>
i miss r9k
too many normies now
>>
>>8312067
idk like $75
>>
>>8312070
Need more
>>
>>8312068
i smell a nark
>>
>>8312064
I'm not mean anymore.
Insecure yeah.
>>8312069
When I first came here I used to think you were one of the sane well-balanced ones.
>>
>>8312074
idk i wouldve been able to get 30 for $100 before
>>
>>8312075
>:) Dang right because you are my 5 y/o'd
>>
>>8312059
I guess I do understand that feel
you're not a hon though just fyi
>>
im one of the sane well balanced ones
>>
>>8312079
Well maybe you can pay me by entertaining me
>>
>>8312078
normie get out
>>
>>8312089
This is a joke right?
>>
>>8312089
Sounds like breakfast :D
>>
>>8312089
I know this is an ironic shitpost but you actually are one of the saner more balanced onces
>>
LOW IQ swamptranny

>>8312078
LYING teatranny
>>
>>8312089
true
>>
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>>8312050
>>
>>8312096
>nicole
>sane or balanced
Trip on sertii
>>
>>8312085
Thanks.
>>
>>8312090
entertain how
>>
>>8312102
i never drop my trip for any reason other than by accident
>>
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>>8312092
>>
>>8312106
Probably in a sexual manner. Run while you still can! ;_;
>>
WEIRD swamptrannies

>>8312100
GOOD POSTING transgender
>>
>>8312117
p-protect me
>>
>>8312119
I will! >:) Super mom to the rescue!
>>
>>8312118
I spent time on this.
How many good girl points do I get?
>>
>>8312106
Think of a way

>>8312117
No
>>
>>8312127
Well that's good to hear
>>
I wish I had the energy to travel. I'm not sure I could even handle it in a private business jet.

>>8312040
iktf, mine was 70% red before it went gray. I blame it on my Irish, Scottish, and Welsh ones.

>>8312062
Do I need to spell them out for you. <3
>>
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#TrannyKit
>>
LONG FACED swamptrannies

>>8312126
A SHITLOAD of Queen points
>>
>>8312131
Tfw long 7" face
>>
>>8312130
>progynon depot
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>8312133
same
>>
>>8312130
>smokes
>menthol at that
really
>>
>>8312130
Depot shot! but I don't see Nicorette :(
>>
>>8312133
>>8312137
GO BACK TO INT TO THE NEDERKEKS You swamptrannies
>>
>>8312133
how to measure face?
>>
>>8312141
hairline to chin i think
>>
>>8312140
What i live in canada? id love to go to the netherlands and see noisia or black sun empire though.
>>
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>>8312133
7" is fairly average
This is a cis woman and her face is rather long
>>
>>8312144
Dutch people are fucking stupid
>>
>>8312138
why is menthol extra bad?
>>
>>8312152
idc they make the best music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F2di6k8Km0
>>
>>8312151
that's about the size of my face
>>
>>8312133
>tfw 7" face but almost a third of it is my forehead
I am megamind.
>>
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>>8312143
> 7" inche face
it's about 5.5" large tho.
> actually right in the female 50 %
I don't get it.
>>
>>8312143
>tfw 8 inch face
Just fuck my skull up senpai
>>
between the hours of 9 am and 1 pm I ate an entire jar of salsa
>>
>>8312162
>>8312161
>>8312163
why do you people bother measuring this crap
>>
>>8312163
/\ THAT is a real long face.
>>
i was starting to get better about measuring my face can we please stop this
>>
>>8312155
because come on if you're going to smoke at least do it properly
>>
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I was "her'd" today squeeeee \o/

>>8311946
>A special mirror which reflects the deepest desires of those who look at it
>what do you see
I see this ;_;
>>
>>8312168
^
>>
>>8312158
>mean people
>dutch trannies are fucking jealous cunts
>ugly language
>hons everywhere
>iq below 3
>geert wilders
>IT'S A FUCKING SWAMPCOUNTRY
>>
>>8312166
It makes me feel good because I actually have a pretty andro/female tending skeleton.
Makes me less scared for the future.
Only stuffs that are out of wack on me are my shoulders and my height (5 11).
>>
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>>8312166
It's autism :(
>>
>>8312174
I DONT CARE SENPAI THEY MAKE MY FAVORITE MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnUTO48ncpY
>>
>>8312177
saved.
>>
>no food in the house
:(
>>
>>8312166
Specific measurements can make it break a passing
>>
tfw 99 percentile yet again.
>>
>>8312184
iktf, and im trying to gain weight ;-;
>>
>>8312185
yes but what does measuring it yourself actually accomplish
if you know the numbers does it actually make even a slight difference?
>>
>>8312187
i was in the 98th percentile on LA when i took my GED :DDD
>>
>>8312187
Why did you transition even though you knew you weren't going to make it?
>>
>>8312169
the camel crush menthols are menthol flavored, then have an extra ball to crush for even MORE menthol flavoring

idk how they come up with this stuff honestly
>>
>>8312192
It can get you out of delusion of passing
>>
>>8312194
spoken like a true chaser
>>
>>8312174
>hons everywhere

I've actually never seen an ugly dutch tranny
>>
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>>8312194
Bad anon.
>>8312184
I HAVE ALL THE FOOD!
>>
>>8312197
sounds fun
>>
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>>8312190
I think all I've really eaten in 3 days in pizza...
>>
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>fucked on every measurement
I'm flushing my HRT pills down the toilet.
>>
>>8312176
>5'11
At least you're in female ranges desu.
>>
>>8312204
Flush the drugs instead please :(
>>
>>8312204
>>8312206
This.
>>
YA COALBURNIN swamptrannies
>>
>>8312194
As if one has a choice? I was already at suicide or transition.
>>
>>8312203
yum!
>>
>>8312212
I hate coal tbqh
>>
>>8312212
Why do the Dutch trigger you?
>>
>>8312205
Ok, just my shoulders then... They're about 17".
~~How high are you?~~
Cough... I mean, what's your height?
>>8312204
Don't. You're going to make it. Pictures you posted proved you can.
>>
>ywn snort coke with shakira
why live
>>
>>8312212
BURN THE COAL
PAY THE TOLL
>>
>>8312221
it's not very healthy though...
>>
>>8312223
They are ugly hate filled ANNOYING SWAMPMONSTERS
>>
>>8312224
6'1-6'2
16.5" shoulders
I think that the taller you get the broader shoulders you have.
Don't look at the average shoulder width as they probably look at the average height as well
>>
>>8312230
Angery /int/ Anon, then?
>>
>>8312229
maybe :(

but it's okay!
>>
>>8312228
>>8312222
Googled 'Steam Tranny' on google image.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
>>
>>8312233
Which one, silly swamptranny?
>>
its normal to live in a swamp and to be a tranny
>>
>>8312240
Which one what? Besides, I'm an American.
>>
>>8312231
Yea but they look huge on me, I actually have a tiny frame.
>>
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>>8312174
I-I wish I was a Dutch tranny umu
>>
>>8312231
im around the same height and im 18 inches..
>>
>>8312234
worry it will mess up growth
>>
>>8312245
Silly burgertranny, you hit it right on the mark when you said angry /int/ anon but there are more of us.

>>8312247
Why, Dutch trannies are dum and mean.
>>
isnt there like a whole two dutch posters in this thread at most
>>
>>8312247
>tfw my ex is dutch
>tfw she passed pre hrt
>cute as fuck but a complete druggie
>>
>>8312225
I want some coke right now but I only have £50 on me. 3 lines is £80. Should I just get 2 lines?
>>
>>8312252
it'll be okay :)
>>
>>8312256
Go to a club, and get some guy to give you the coke.
>>
lmao china has amazing ideas:
https://www.banggood.com/Small-Seedlings-3D-Sticker-Car-Anti-collision-Styling-Roof-Badge-Decoration-p-1112116.html
>>
>>8312256
No you should stop spending your money on coke and save up for some decent psychological help and therapy.
>>
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>>8312253
I don't like being a swamp Dutch tranny :(
A-And Anna is Dutch and she's nice as heck and not dumb at all, y-ya meanie..
>>
im really excited for coffee later. and i wish i didnt have a huge dong
>>
>>8312264
Silly Pokemon tranny, dutch people have a bad influence on you.
Ive never seen a nice swamptranny here.
>>
>>8312258
genetics means best I can manage at most is smol so they need all the help I can get....
>>
>>8312263
Why do you care?
>>8312261
He's probably gonna want sex in return, I may as well skip the club and just give my dealer a blowjob for the coke.
>>
>>8312267
post dong
>>
>>8312267
U-use it on me...
>>
>>8312269
There have been plenty though, even the ones that are only here to raid or feel the need to fight.
>>
>>8312198
>chasing a hon
>>
>>8312256
dang thats a lot of money...how far apart time-wise do you space each line?
>>
>>8312284
burch calls anyone who disagrees with him/insults him a chaser
>>
>>8312274
>Why do you care?
Because even though you think im a hypocrite who was just pretending to like you i was being sincere with trying to help you. I left you a message on discord about it but i doubt you will ever read it.
>>
>>8312256
Don't do it.
I spent my money on coke and Dreamcast stock and look what happened to me.
>>
>>8312287
they weren't even talking to me you autist
>Why did you transition even though you knew you weren't going to make it?
>>
is it reasonable to still have as bad of dysphoria that i currently have
>been on hormones for two years
>bf says im completely passable in face, voice, body
>friends that have known me before i transitioned say the same
>friends that i made after apparently dont know that im trans and think im just a taller cis girl
i think it might just be depression and anxiety that makes me think im still not passable enough
does anyone else have any thoughts or similar experiences
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>>8312285
3 lines in one go. Then maybe another 3 lines 20 minutes later. You can see how this gets expensive.
>>8312289
Don't evade my filters.
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>>8312256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiJd_d8I-iE&ab_channel=WilsonTran
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>>8312292
...right you talked to them you double autist
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Who here /can'tfeellonely/?

No matter what happens, if I'm separated from everyone, no one around me cares about me, isolated from society, I can't feel lonely. Isolation and being solitary is bliss for me, I never get that feeling of dread from not having anyone around me that loves me. Maybe it's because I show almost all the symptoms of schizoid PD, but in that case, I see it as a plus.
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>>8312302
>Don't evade my filters
Theres literally nothing you can do to stop me from detripping and telling you to stop throwing your life away just because we had a falling out
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>>8312302
daaaaaang thats a shit ton of money
wow stick to codeine cough syrup maybe
thats crazy to blow that much money in one go
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>>8312303
>3 lines of cock is 80 pounds
Jesus since when
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>>8312308
>stop throwing your life away
>implying a hon has a life to throw away
>>8312319
Is my dealer jewing me?
>>8312311
It's way better than codeine though
>>
Post music now.
https://youtu.be/2wQhF8fcVYE
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>>8312256
>3 lines is £80
Wow, Britain really sucks for drugs.
I'm probably a few years out of date but you could buy a gram here for $70-80 CAD and our dollar suuuucks.
>Should I just get 2 lines?
You should put that money towards something productive - like your transition, baka
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>>8312323
>implying a hon has a life to throw away
Of all the things in your life wrong with you, you are not a hon. You just need to practice voice and you will pass 100% i already told you after i saw your face pic what i thought about you. Why would i hugbox you when you hate me now?
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>>8312323
is alcohol and codeine fun?
i'm sure it could kill you but usually combos that can kill you are fun
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>>8312325
>Post music now.
kay'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYEXM92Y3YE
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>>8312325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw
>>
can someone tell me what i'm supposed to put over the foundation
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>>8312357
and also how necesary it is to do this (the powder thing or whatever it is).
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>>8312325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb7cTUwPG-A&t=181s
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>>8312357
Good question, but I have another question for you:
Are communist memes called the memes of production?
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>>8312333
is this oryx?
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>>8312325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0
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>>8312364
i mean i guess some people would say that
i prefer to think of them as images that my fully automated luxury gay space communism sent us from the future to guide us.
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>>8312367
No this is maddie
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>>8312370
Space because I've driven the commies off Earth?
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>>8312357
Setting powder. Translucent is good for everyday wear. You don't "need" to use it, but it helps your foundation last longer and can help it look less cakey.
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>>8312375
pizzaslut?
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>>8312381
no we've peacefully colonized other planets

people like you are still fapping to fascist fantasies in their basement btw :p

>>8312384
ok thanks!
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>>8312335
It just knocked me out.
>>8312333
When I overdose you can bitch about me with Korra :)
>>8312367
It's Cis Tits
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>>8312387
YW
I probably should have linked this; it explains it pretty well.
http://www.xojane.com/beauty/makeup/the-difference-between-finishing-powder-and-setting-powder
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>>8312387
>peacefully colonized
>not righteously taken pieces of humanity's Manifest Destiny of being sovereign of the cosmos
Disgusting.
ALSO, there's literally nothing wrong with getting off to maps anywhere, even in basements.
>>
I wish I wasn't a hon
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>>8312389
>When I overdose
Please dont :/ Cant you just go back to taking out your self loathing on me instead?
>>
>>8312381
no it's cause posadas was right
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>>8312392
right, I hope I wasn't kinkshaming right there :^)
>>8312391
ok thats even more helpful thanks
>>
I feel fat but everyone says I'm not
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>>8312345
nice!
>>8312348
I like it!
>>8312362
And I like that too! Sounds like OVERWERK.
>>8312368
I'd definitively listen to that from times to times!

You all have great taste! <3

https://youtu.be/a-rrtjEFtaY
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>>8312406
same desu I'm trying to get fatter tho since my face is disgusting
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>>8312406
same
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>>8312408
atb is super comfy <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-LkgoMjfEU
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>>8312394
Why do you like Shakira so much?
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>>8312402
So you've already given up on rehabilitating me into being a commie again?
>>8312408
Thanks! I liked the ones you posted too.
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>>8312418
I empathize with her situation because i was once a druggie who was heavily abusing to deal with dysphoria before i get on hormones.
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>>8312406
same
is 20% body fat too much?
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>>8312420
it'd be cool but i agreed with nicole to not take this place so serious anymore because 4chan makes me physically angry sometimes
>>
Cis man here, I need some advice.

I met a tranny irl. I never really wanted to date them, I thought they were disgusting but she was sweet and kind and we had lots of interesting conversations. I met her as a friend but I kissed her once when we were done for the day.

I don't know how to feel...
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>>8312325
I haven't posted music for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LojaV_kXBI4
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>>8312432
cut your balls off
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>>8312428
Fair enough, I thought it'd be fun to see you try. Yeah taking this place too seriously is awful for your mental health.
>>8312432
Go on a date with her!
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>>8312432
hang out with her!! tell her shes pretty if you think so!
>>
>>8312325
https://youtu.be/xN-tvjnA3rA
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>>8312432
Become a tranny yourself.
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hi girls who wants to kill me im now taking applications
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>>8312432
>disgusting
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>>8312443
This.
don't repress anymore anon
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>>8312442
how are you today?
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>>8312443
everyone become a tranny!
death to the white race!
frick off leave some cute boys for me to cuddle and fuck
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>>8312458
the estrogen makes boys cuter tho
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>>8312462
this
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>>8312437
No.
>>8312438
Well...I mean, I don't know...Im super confused about what I did.
>>8312441
She kind of looks like that danish girl actor so it confuses the penis a lot. But she's so sweet and kind and shes a lot of fun.

But the other thing is, she isn't cis which is kind of a big downer for me.
>>8312443
No, I am a very happy man.
>>8312447
The idea weirds me out...
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>>8312465
Does she pass?
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>>8312462
wrong
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>>8312436
Nice! Is that Jazz?
>>8312442
That's the weirdest music video I've seen in ages. What's the thing with the arms? Are they roleplaying ghosts?
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>>8312465
If you like her, you like her, so do you have anything to lose from trying?
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>>8312458
>wanting stinky gross hairy testosterone filled men over cute soft feminine boys
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>>8312468
I don't know what that means.
>>8312472
I don't know...dating a transsexual seems hard, she cant get pregnant and It's harder to accept for my family.
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>>8312470
Maybe idk. Here's the full album, first track is dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D8YPDdsxYU
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>>8312473
feminine boys won't protect you though
>>8312478
Does she look like a girl?
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>>8312473
>my preference is better than yours
I love internet arguments
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>>8312480
>feminine boys won't protect you though
my gf is like 6'2 and can fire a gun though ;)
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>>8312478
Well yeah it's hard but good things aren't easy to get.
>>
>>8312483
Fair enough
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>>8312480
Well...I don't know. You put make up on a man its still a man but I would be lying if I said I wouldnt find her attractive.
>>8312487
True...I think I made her very happy though as I saw tears in her eyes.

Im crying in my car btw, im so confused.
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>>8312406
I'm over weight now :(
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>>8312492
I'm literally the fattest person here after Sheen.
>>
>>8312483
that's not a girl lmao
>>
>>8312482
>4chan is srs business
>no jokes allowed
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>>8312491
>Im crying in my car btw, im so confused.
ut-oh...
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>>8312496
shes the same height as nim. Way to be an asshole.
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>>8312495
I have a dad bod :(
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>>8312453
I'm fine I think.
N-Nothing specific to say, really.
Thinking about the future is still awfully scary and makes me anxious.

Aside from that I'm hella looking forward to next week and I might go shop for some secondhand books at a book fair tomorrow, maybe not though because it might be too crowded.
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>>8312502
then nim isnt a girl either
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>>8312491
Then go for it.

Pros and cons of dating a tranny in my opinion:
Pros:
Probably into things like video games
Tries harder to look better than cis women
Not as narcissistic as cis women
Not as spoiled by life as cis women
Feminine af
Will clean the house for you, cook for you, what ever to make you happy
Probably higher libdo than cis women

Cons:
Depressed all the time
Cries all the time
Needs constant reassurance
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same
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>>8312495
I won't stop until my waist is 26"
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im not good rn
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how to cope with no sex and no fap? i having a difficult time not being depressed about it
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Boymode fucking sucks.
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>>8312511
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>>8312516
*makes u good*
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>>8312511
Did you really just say that lol
>>
>>8312517
You'd get more sex if you weren't so ugly.
>>
>>8312511
Stop it.
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>>8312520
>>8312522
if you're 6'2 you're taller than like almost every woman in the world lol
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>>8312500
Does this make me gay or straight???? Im so confused, I don't like penis at all but she looked hella amazing.

Ive had 3 girlfriends before and ive been married but this is the first time I met with a woman who is originally not a woman.

>>8312512
She was pretty damn feminine, although her Voice was really off

She liked to talk about the wonders of the universe and a little about her past, which is pretty sad.

Maybe I should call her, give her another chance. She seemed really happy I kissed her tho.
>>
>>8312511
>height determines whether or not you're a girl
Better tell the super tall cis girls they're not girls either.
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>>8312529
>voice was really off
It'll improve over time.

Call her.
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>>8312529
I really don't think you should, you're heart obviously isn't in this.
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>>8312528
There are plenty of tall girls tho.
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>>8312528
my cister is 6'2
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>>8312536
yeah but the taller you are the more you stick out and all those little imperfection that transgirls have suddenly start to look a lot more apparent

plus the taller a person is the more masculine they are generally
>>
>>8312540
>plus the taller a person is the more masculine they are generally
Wrong.
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>>8312508
iktf I don't know what my future will be like until then I just have to wait and think about it.

what's going on next week? also go to that book fair you are gonna find some good books there. reading is really nice to distract yourself from life for some time.
>>
>>8312529
You're attracted to femininity.
The reason I said ut-oh is boys don't cry...
Call her, get to know her.
>>
What genre is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufs7Avmvau4
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>>8312542
yes, that is the average
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>>8312538
I wish I had a cister.
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>>8312529
>ive been married
i need more info
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>>8312540
>long legs arent a good thing
I cant tell if you are just a shitty chaser or a hon who happens to be small taking out their self loathing on girls who are taller but pass way better.
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>>8312553
He was dumb enough to throw away his freedom and money for pussy what else is there to know?
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>>8312546
modern jazz maybe?
>>
>>8312554
long legs, broader upper body, larger skull
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>>8312533
I will, ill tell you guys how it went

>>8312534
I want to tho!

>>8312545
First time ive cried in a long time

>>8312553
Im a teen father so I was kind of forced to go into a marriage but we divorced because we really didn't like each other
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>>8312559
>tfw you try to listen to different things
>tfw you always end up listening to something jazz-based
Can't escape dat sweet syncopation
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>>8312544
I applied for a uni but they didn't let me in because my high school diploma didn't meet their minimum requirement, so I have to figure out what I want to do instead of it and it's hard and scary ;_;

Next week I'm planning on visiting Anna again and I'm hyped ngl

I went there last year and picked up a fun book about Impressionism, I also saw a girl in a lolita dress. That was during the week though and idk how many people will be there during the weekend. I usually download ebooks and read them in little bits on my phone, but physical books are really nice too.

How are you, anon?
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>>8312546
ambient drum core
>>
does anybody else ever think up 'bad ends' for themselves and start getting really emotional and or crying over them
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>>8312558
I was married, and I considered it a great choice. I loved my partners, and married one of them for the legal benefits.

>>8312567
How about trying community college? Get good grades, then get in.

>>8312577
way to often. I try to short circuit that thinking and think of something else.
>>
my parents and other family members keep saying i should work in something involving supporting others or carework, should i?
>>
kayla thread on r9k uwu
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>>8312598
I-I'm sorry but I don't really know what a community college is
I live in Belgium and I think that concept doesn't exist here (it could though and i might just be a dummy)
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>>8312567
idk either what to do with my life I would need another year of school to go to uni. I just hope one plan turns out successful one day.

just go there it will be interesting .you can go early so less people are there or leave when it gets too crowded. also have fun next week with anna :3

I'm ok I guess. I read alot of physical books lateley which is fun. I really enjoy psychology and philosophy books. the antidepressants help a bit. I had a dream with you recently that was like the only non nightmare I had in a long time.
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>>8312598
It was an /r9k/ joke
>>8312609
>no link
you had one job....
>>
I called her

I kept stuttering and I was nervous as hell but I told her the truth and she seemed flattered but sad too. But she was happy that I wanted to go on an actual date with her.

The only problem will be her introducing to my kid if it gets serious but ill keep you guys informed.

I have to go now, see ya
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>>8312566
since I heard the new gorrilaz album idc about genres anymore.
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>>8312622
>A KID
WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THIS EARLIER

God how old is it
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>>8312628
My son is 5 years old.

He doesnt see his mother at all because I don't want him to be around a drug addict slut.
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>>8312634
How old is the tranny?
If she's too young she might not want to make the commitment
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>>8312616
I have a friend in a similar situation.
I hope you can figure out what you want to do, anon.

Yeah maybe I could go a bit earlier. Thanks for the tip!
Heh thank you very much c:

Glad to hear you're doing okay and that the antidepressants help you.
Do you have any psychology/philosophy in particular that you'd recommend? :o

Aww nightmares suck :c
poor anon..

A-Also a dream with me in it?
Could you elaborate please? I'm curious now
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>>8312638
She's 24. I told her about him because the kid is my everything and she had nothing bad to say.
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>>8312634
>I don't want him to be around a drug addict slut.
Why the hell did you get a drug addict slut pregnant...
>>
>>8312645
That's fine then.
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>>8312517
Get a dildo
>>
people that go from 0 to 100 in an instant?? bipolar? suppressing rage all the time??
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>>8312624
>broken link
YOU HAD ONE JOB.....
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>>8312646
I was young and naive. She is not in the picture anymore tho, no kid should be around monsters.

>>8312648
We'll see how it goes

I really have to go now tho, ill keep you informed
>>
>>8312613
Are there colleges you could get into them, then work hard for good grades? Then after your grades are up transfer into the program you want.

>>8312665
good luck!
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>>8312661
i usually go from 0 to 100 in a few hours
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>>8312640
I hope you'll figure out what to do too. I know how hard it is.

Freuds book Die Traumdeutung (the dream analysis) is p interesting so far but I'm just 100 pages in. Marx Das Kapital was really interesting even if you don't care much about politics.

the worst is waking up and falling asleeping again into the same nightmare several times.

we went to uni together and were in the same dorm room with 4 other people and we did fun stuff together after uni. it was a really nice dream and probably how I imagine uni would be like.
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Im here AMA
Ask me things you want to know
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>>8312684
Does your wife know you are a creepy chaser who hits on girls less than half your age?
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>>8312686
Im 27
Also, yes
She often is sitting right next to me at night.
And im honestly not hitting on anyone.
I Erp with new trips ive never seen before as well.
>>
>>8312678
tell me more about yourself
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>>8312691
>Im 27
Then why do you look 39 in your pictures.
>>
>>8312693
I work for a living and dont live at home.
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>>8312692
hi i'm a neurotic autist who doesn't pass and whines about being alone
>>
>>8312536
Super tall girl and still a very thin frame
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>>8312681
Thank you very much

And thank you for the recs

Ugh iktf ;_; gosh, I feel bad for you anon.

Ooh I see :o
I hope it'll be similar to that dream when you get to uni, then c:
>>
>tfw non-passing twinkhon with fast growing facial hair, only A cup boobers, stretch marks all over my butt, and surgical scars all over my belly
>tfw still have a great bf and we cuddle and play vidya and watch anime together when we aren't fucking

what's your excuse, other hons of /mtfg/?
>>
>>8312708
I'm black, no-one wants me.
>>
>>8312708
I'm fundamentally an extremely boring and worthless person
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>>8312708
I'm asexual. Makes relationships less than simple.
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/63pzcn/orchiectomy_survey_results/

tfw im about to waste a few grand on a meme and scarring down there
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>>8312684
AMA YOU FUCKERS
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>>8312708
I'm a manly man.
See my manly shirt?
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>>8312708
i'm neurotic and don't like boys

>>8312723
can you kill me
>>
>>8312729
Probably
>>
>>8312708
cfs
bumfuck address
mind and life shattered by conversion therapy.
>>
>>8312718
how the fuck are some places charging 20k for just a fucking orchi
>>
>>8312723
why did you post shower selfies when you knew that chasers were going to masturbate to them
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>>8312704
at least something interesting happens sometimes when your sleep schedule is weird. like recently I watched the sun rise because I woke up really early. here is a pic of it.

probably it will be more studying and less drinking tea and hanging out with friends. going to uni with you would be fun tho :3
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>>8312708
is your bf a chaser?
>>
>>8312732
no i mean would you if i asked you to
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>>8312740
Because my self image was at an all-time low and i wanted to feel like somebody somehwere actually appreciated how i looked.
Also,
If a future employer actually knows me from mtfg, odds are theyre a cringey chaser anyways
>>
> use conditionner again for the first time since starting HRT
I didn't know my hair could behave like a liquid.
>>
>>8312751
Youd have to fence the money and have a solid plan for disposing of your meat suit.
Then, sure.
But,
Not until youre at least;
2.5 years hrt and 3 months off of cypro is my only stipulation.
I cant be dealing with some angsty tranny spirit bothering me on the other side b/c of mid-trans hormonal emotions
>>
>>8312745
Isn't that like a definition of a tranny bf?
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hi ladies I've decided I'm not going to be trans anymore who wants a bf
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>>8312752
>If a future employer actually knows me from mtfg, odds are theyre a cringey chaser anyways
at least you'd be able to leverage them into giving you a better job or a higher salary by making sexual advances towards them
>>
>>8312724
It is pretty wide in shoulders.
>>
>>8312774
>and take their throne once im one rung below by recording all of it and tattling to hr.
>>
>>8312777
we all have (broad) shoulders
>>
>>8312743
That *does* look really pretty ngl :o

You can still drink tea during breaks inbetween studying sessions, and I think you can make new friends in your class c:
Heh thank you
>>
>>8312782
Heh
>>
>be me
>have friend over
>we drunk
>shout "HOMOOO" out the windows in antwerp
>get "AYYYYY" reactions back
>>
>>8312774
Would anyone in their right mind who comes here regularly hire a tranny? Especially a tranny that posts on 4chan?

>>8312782
Girls don't.
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>>8312739
idk lol

so apparently the estrogen working better post orchi is a meme

and all im going to get is scarring to fuck up my SRS later

cool
>>
>>8312759
I just wish mine would stay like that. As soon as I get outside and the wind hits it, it fluffs up and goes errywhere :/
>>
>>8312793
Girls=broads
>>
>>8312326
yeah
a gram of ket is like £25 here and that only lasts me a couple of days
>>
>>8312793
but mtf do
>>
>>8312783
thanks c: I'm a bit into photography too. I have like 1000 printed pics in my room and a few cameras.

yeah that sound good but it's also going to be alot more work than just school but I'm think it will be allright.
>>
>>8312767
but anon i've felt this way pre-hrt too :(
by the time i'm 2.5 years i prob won't need cypro
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>>8312808
Minor detail.
>>
kill elann
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>>8312798
Same.
I'm planning to use hairclips when I'll start to pass.
>>
>>8312830
But who would make us laugh?
>>
>>8312830
Good post.
>>
>>8312830
>hug elann
fixed >.>
>>
>>8312830
it's a good thing you forgot the 'a'
>>
ah, feels so great to pass and to have an amazing daddy bf too!!! i also, get free ffs later this year
wow
>>
>>8312838
Ty I was waiting for the right moment

>>8312836
I'm sure my corpse will be hilarious I already look pretty funny alive
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>>8312846
how do i achieve this
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:(
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>>8312859
turn that frown upside down
):
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>>8312863
but im already nauseous
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>>8312865
are you sick
i'd give hugg but then i'd get sick right
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>>8312846
Nice meme
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>>8312868
only sick in the head dw
also i've just been nauseous all day because of reasons other than being sick
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>>8312797
uhh... I don't think it's a meme even my endo says that in almost all of his patients once their t is very low is when most of the feminization starts happening. and you're not going to have major scarring if you go to an actual surgeon.
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>>8312830
hey whoa I wanna die too
ain't that just the zaniest coincidence?
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>>8312879
That's perfectly normal. I often experience bouts of nausea after browsing these threads.
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Carol removed me from her discord server and idk why ;-;
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>>8312849
hey coolanna how are you doing. do you gotta work today
>>8312879
hey cool I'm nauseous all the time too wanna be friends
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>>8312884
off on the loveboat to reddit
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What do you do if HRT didn't work on you and you can't afford FFS?
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>>8312881
My T is already 19 ng/dl
I could have no scarring at all
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>>8312888
I just got off work
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>>8312879
hugg head
what's got you nauseous
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reminder that pictriev is garbage
>my most passing pic got my highest masculine rating
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>>8312894
lol if you need bitcoin to buy something less than that it isn't worth buying senpai
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>>8312899
Everything's going ot be okay lanni
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>>8312904
But it's right that I don't pass. I thought maybe it's because I wasn't in a wig and makeup but here's Laverne with short hair and she passes so I'm just fucked.
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>>8312904
Works fine for me :^)
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water faaaaaast
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>>8312903
i get scared of stuff and it makes me nauseous and i've just been feeling so sick these last weeks :(

>>8312888
do you have discord
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>>8312899
Has something happened?
Besides the usual.
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>>8312871
no this is real
>>8312853
i take hrt for a year and i get stuff like female haircut and makeup and cute dresses
i also meet, great best bf in the world on 4chan.
and then i find place to work that covers ffs
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>>8312830
Hugg Elann. Look at this cute thing in my picture, and know there are things worth living for.
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>>8312914
DIE.
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>>8312914
Confirmed broken
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>>8312924
that sounds like it's not so fun
sorry that there's a lot of scary stuff happening
life is dumb and scary like that
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>>8312931
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>>8312893
you can have a slightly masc face, but as long as your overall presentation is fem, you can pass
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>>8312936
That's mean valq :^(
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>look on kageshi
>look on skype
>look on discord
>look on facebook messenger
shit I think I literally have nobody to talk to
I'm on a real dry streak atm when it comes to relationships too
I feel lonely
fuck
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>>8312927
Hugg zna
Hugg plush

>>8312925
The usual just coming to a head
Mental health has taken a pretty big dive so I'm going to roll back my hours at work

>>8312912
Maybe
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>>8312946
Youre cute tho.
Im entitled to bully you b/c of it
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>>8312938
some things are fun but others are scary and not nice
thanks for comforting me maeve
how are you
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> face square af
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>8312952
hey mtfg, what are rules, things to think about when meeting up w chaser?
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>>8312942
Have you ever seen my boymode?
>>8312943
>present fem with a masc face
That is called being a hon
>>8312950
>had a gf
no sympathy
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>>8312959
Bring pepper spray, a good knife and a phone to call the police.
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>>8312952
You need a job where your only duties are being nice to people and letting ppl be nice to you.
Why not do the books/answer phones for a small business.
That degree makes you 100009% qualified to crunch numbers and yohr face/demeanour makes you qualified to be the wholesome front desk girl
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>>8312963
Yes chad.
But, its starting to become femboi mode
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>>8312952
Things get worse before they get better. You're going to be okay.
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>>8312952
You'll be able to get through this Lannu, you just need some rest. And a better job in general, but in the short term rest.
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>>8312966
Or a gun
>if in the us
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>>8312959
>Rule #1
Don't meet up with chasers
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>>8312980
Terrible advice all around, a tranner with no muscle mass against a chaser is going to have a gun or knife taken away in a close quarters struggle and it's going to go from a rape to a murder.
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>>8312975
Really? I don't remember showing it to you. if you have seen it you'll know that I need drastic brow reduction at the very least. My skull is just too long in general but nothing can be done about that. I seem to appear to pass in a wig and makeup but that's fake drag, without it I still look like a normal dude and it's depressing.
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>>8312983
...... If youre already getting your ass raped how the fuck are you gon a grab pepper spray.
Best thing about a gun is you dont necessarily have to use it to get what you want.
But never pull it unless youre ready to shoot whatever youre aiming at.
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>>8312957
i'm okay
eating pizza and dicking around on the internet
this is some real fun
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>>8312959
>meeting up with chasers
>ever

>>8312971
You seem to think I'm nicer and more personable than I actually am

>>8312979
I need rest yeah ;_;
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>>8312990
happy to hear that
enjoy your pizza and have fun
thanks again
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>>8312994
hugg
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>>8312954
Y-you too
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>>8312898
just cut your balls off dude it's more than worth it for no more spiro
>>8312899
cool. did you see your repressed trans friend there today
>>8312888
I do have discord but my brain is broken so I never really talk to people cause idk what to say
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>tfw not eligible to be killed by valq for another 2 years
why
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>>8313003
whoops last quote meant for >>8312924
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>>8312971
>makes you qualified to be the wholesome front desk girl
More like whoresome backdoor girl.
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>>8312991
Hint: if people consistently think you're a nice person, you're a nice person.
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>>8313003
Nope I don't think he worked today
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>>8312981
>>8312991
at least he'll know beforehand i'm not cis
i need to get out and socialize
he said it'll just be friendly
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>>8312991
I know you look like a derpy af cis girl with a deper voice and your teeth-showing smiles look like face-app smiles>>8312942
But
.
.
Youre more than qualified to keep books for a company, pass well enough to normies, have wicked swell analytical skills, and get to enjoy female priviledge in day-day discourse.
Lannü, Youre one of the most stable posters here and itd be a shame some poopy job better suited for uneducated teenagers ruin your confidence and day-day smiles.
We both know your being trans has next to nothing to do with you getting another, better job.
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>>8312989
First bit of advice should be to meet in public places like a bar or restaurant.

Second bit of advice is that unless you're well trained on how to use deadly weapons, don't try, since you may end up dead.

A knife requires a tremendous amount of strength to be able to pierce to the upper internal organs - Stabbing a guy once in the gut will just piss him off and get you killed.

A gun requires incredibly quick reflexes and preferably distance, neither of which you'll have in a bedroom when you're shaking with adrenaline.

For example, I am 5'9" and I guarantee you any man my size even if they don't work out can and will easily overpower me, take my knife away, and bury it in my throat.

Best advice if you're going to fuck on the first meeting is carry pepper spray and get that app on your phone that automatically calls the cops if you don't check in on your smartphone every 15 minutes.
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I'm thinking about bringing back sass.
y/n?
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>>8313019
Addendum, best advice before fucking is to just hang out with him and make sure he's not a fucking serial killer and an amicable person
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>>8313015
People think I'm nice. They're not exactly right about that.
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>>8313018
i work in a call center. :)
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>>8313019
Idk, a gun in my pants still sounds ideal
I think youre over-thinjing from an anime standpoint.
If youre in a situation where hes already laying hands on you, youre eitther a call-girl or really really dumb.

>>8313008
Better toughen up buttercup
>>8312999
No.
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>>8313027
You're OK in my book.
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>>8313019
>all these fuckin precautions just to meet a guy
>meet another girl from here and don't even have to worry
jeez
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>>8313021
Sure. How rotten is she now? Still some flesh on those bones?
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is there a way to stop feeling dumb and useless?
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>>8313038
I had plans to meet Oryx, look what happened to me.
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>>8313035
I've been in plenty of fights for my life, armed and not, and I can tell you in any of those situations, in hindsight, de-escalation and running away would have been the best choice.
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>>8313033
>sass is a phone sex operator
>>8312986
Ive seen you prehrt and fat distro thus far.
Yeah.
I know what you look like
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>>8313045
did you ever meet anyone?
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>>8313038
I bet sertii could throw you down and have her way with you and you would be completely powerless to resist.
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>>8313046
Well ya duh.
But id rather have a gun than an aerosol can
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>>8313016
so what are you gonna do tonight? have to work tomorrow too?
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i want to meet someone
anyone
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>>8313038
Trannies are no less exempt from the predator mindset, example given, a few regulars here... Safety is never quite guaranteed no matter what your demographic.

But I'm going to hang out with Kara pretty soon and all I'm going to have in my pockets is treats!
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>>8313045
oh yeah, i actually met her and did have to tell her to not be so fucking obsessive too, i guess it helps the second /mtfg/ person i met is not insane

>>8313051
she's moderately stronger than me but has basically no body mass which means i can actually pick her off the ground if i want to

besides
>implying i would resist
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>>8313015
That just means I'm good at hiding what a shit person I am

>>8313018
I'm socially awkward af though is what I mean. Aren't receptionists people people?

Regardless I know I could be doing a job that pays better and has less bullshit what kept me around as long as it did was honestly that I like my coworkers I know that isn't something that happens all the time.

>>8313056
Yeah I work tomorrow but I'm probably gonna drink
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>>8313044
need answer too please
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>>8313059
did you take any pic w oryx toys?
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>>8313038
It just depends on the person, not whether they're cis or a tranny.

I mean, would you ever consider meeting Pandora without taking appropriate precautions?
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>>8313058
cute~
>>8313059
yeah as soon as I wrote that I thought that's pretty hot actually
>>8313061
sounds nice as long as you don't drink too much
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>>8313065
>tranny with extreme anxiety & suicidal depression who has been starving herself for the last 3 weeks
better load up on the pepper spray
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I wonder what kind of precautions people would take to meet me. Motherfucking artillery backup?
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>>8313054
I wouldn't. I have multiple guns, probably more guns than everyone else on mtfg combined, and I wouldn't trust myself to be able to draw, aim, and fire with only a few feet of distance between me and someone else. All it takes is one stride and then the gun is being emptied into me. In any case a few .38 special isn't going to stop a 6'1" 190lb guy, at least, not immediately. By drawing a deadly weapon and escalating it to a life and death situation, you take full responsibility if you or they die. It's better to get raped and beaten than killed. I would know.
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>>8313072
I would take the best precaution of all: never meeting up with you.
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>>8313047
Hmm maybe I have a bad memory. I may as well show you my latest boymode then so you don't think I'm whining over nothing. You on Skype. I have some girlmode pics too, new wig.
>>8313049
No. I was gonna meet Nicole but then we fell out, frogposter is creepy and everyone else is too far.
>>8313073
Buy a better gun and work on your fast draw then jeez
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>>8313066
I can't tell if it's too much if I drink straight from the bottle so it's a-ok
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>>8313047
>sass sells stuff to men via phone
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>>8313054
Some day you should play with bear spray...They actually have kickback.
>>
is it bad or good if you'd take being killed over being raped
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>>8313086
Europeans really overestimate how lethal a gun is. Someone high on a fight or flight or adrenaline rush or PCP is going to take 2 full mags of 9mm before they even start to show pain.
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>>8313073
I used to be trained for that kind of situation. Actually, I was even in charge of training agents for it. Procedure makes it so that if it comes to drawing your gun, you don't have any range.
I'm rusty, though. And I can't carry a handgun outside of work anyway.
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>>8313086
frog poster has more then one anon personality here
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>>8313086
I mean I'm still willing to hang out if you ever want to. I was in a generalised Cunty Mood at the time we fell out because I was basically doing really badly. No pressure anyway, it's up to you and I'm kind of an anxious sperg irl anyway.
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>>8313088
I couldn't do that without puking. even the smell makes me close to puking.i have to mix with pop or juice or something to be able to drink I'm a big wimp
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>>8313091
>judge: you goin 2 jail f.am
>you: just send me 2 da chair f.am
>judge: aite say no more f.am
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>>8313086
frog poster has only ever been nice to me I like him
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>>8313095
I think it's mostly because in movies being shot immediately disables you whereas in real life it's not that clear cut.
>>
wrist so icy wonder why she like me
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>>8313095
>I don't know how to aim for the chest
>>8313102
Maybe. Just don't expect a woman, I'm a fat black dude with a British accent.
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>>8313103
You should learn how to be an alpha like me I drink my spirits neat

>>8313108
Saaaame <3 froggu
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>>8313108
I'm not nice to anyone, that's why I'm the most feared and hated poster on /mtfg/.
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>>8313112
heart stained (yeah yeah)
wrist icy
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>>8313072
Probably just some nice food and drink desu
>>
>>8313116
frogposter is angry crush anon who has been telling you to kys for quite awhile now
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>>8313115
I mean have you seen me, I'm basically a meme nu-male nerd, all my clothes are dude clothes, I haven't even begun replacing my wardrobe because just HRT and laser eat all my disposable income.
>>
A friend my age sent me this link. A lot of the shit I remember watching in my early years is in there. Nostalgia sucks. Especially childhood nostalgia.
https://youtu.be/WQ63eDFQtqQ
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>>8313119
BITCH I'M DROWNING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>8313098
it's not the external rot so much as being actually dead inside
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>>8313116
>neat rum, yes
>neat brandy, yes
>neat vodka, no
>neat gin, hell no
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>>8313122
I know I actually really miss angry crush anon it's been a while since froggy has lovingly bullied me
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>>8313116
idk if i can. even brushing my teeth makes me throw up often so idk i think im just a huge wimp
>>8313117
i love you though
>>8313122
cute
>>
>>8313126
You know nothing about feeling dead. ;)
>>
if I do fail the exam and kill myself on June 2nd, should I post a SFW-as-possible pic here so people aren't left speculating and unsure or would it be distasteful / attention-seeking?
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>>8313116
neat vodka might as well be called "liquid misery", elanna.

It's also what I drank an entire bottle of the night I came to terms with the fact I'm trans.
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>>8313127
gin tastes good tho
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>>8313133
post boobers!!!
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>>8313127
Neat gin is one of my favorite drinks. Neat vodka for breakfast.
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>>8313105
you could probably just punch a cop if you really wanted to be taken out quick
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>>8313127
>no mention of any kind of whiskey
Smdh

>>8313134
Yeah I drink neat vodka when I reaaaally hate myself tbqh tasteful choice there.
although I think I'm gonna replace it with rum
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>>8313133
Don't kill yourself. Your life may be a pain, but it's better than nothing.
>>
>>8313123
At least you're fem, I look like an extra in a fucking Skepta video. Well if I ever decide to maybe I'll meet you halfway in Finchley. They got bowling there.
>>8313136
>>8313139
Disgusting
>>8313144
Never tried it.
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>>8313133
I will miss you even though I never knew you very well, but I hope things out the way you want them to.
>>
>>8313143
Not in the UK...
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>>8313128
>lovingly
he said he weight you down w stones and throw you over a bridge
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>>8313127
>neat gin
I would never drink gin neat, but gin martini's are nice
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>>8313145
>a negative is better than a neutral
bustin' my noggin there pal
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>>8313122
I don't have a crush on anyone. Also, I'm taking you off my bitch list and putting you on my snitch list.

>>8313128
I bullied you so hard I almost broke you several months ago though. I had to reel it in a little bit, otherwise you would have had a complete and irreversible breakdown. I can't bully you if you overdose and become another statistic.
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>>8313128
tfw elanna misses a guy who bullied her and not the other crush anon(me)
>>
>>8313159
speaking of..>>8313158
cucked again..
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>>8313158
That's a new pepe.
>>
>>8313151
he pretends to be mean but really he loves and cares about us
>>
tfw quitting my antideps cold turkey again
>>
>>8313156
Show must go on. Game of Trans wouldn't be the same without our Sweetrobin.
>>
>>8313158
You're cute froggy, liking the eyelashes and suspenders
>>
>>8313162
did it arouse you?
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>>8313164
A kiss with a fist is better then none.
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I wonder what the /mtfg/ writers have in store for me in the coming months
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>>8313151
Yeah it's really cute honestly
>>8313159
Sorry, but the way to my heart is through my masochistic streak. I want someone to hurt me
>>8313158
I have never taken your bullying to be anything more than playful teasing, you're not great at actually being hurtful my dear froggy
>>
>>8313176
You turn out to be the bad girl all along and convince Anna to kill herself.
>>
>>8313061
Nah, you're just bad at hiding how good of a person you are.
>>
>>8313132
OMG I was actually revived by an emt!

I'm technically a zombie
>>
>>8313166
okay but what I do about the unending and worsening physical pain, fatigue, and realisation that I will probably achieve none of the things I want to do with my life?
>>
>>8313124
I recognized well over half of them, and only a third were on stations in NY and MD.
>>
>>8313176
i get a seizure from quitting my antideps and get sent to the psych ward again
>>
>>8313190
That's the lot of most people. Yet they don't seek death.
>>
>>8313170
no
>>8313183
:(
>tfw cute girl wants a bully and not a lover
just like r9k said
>>
>>8313192
Some of those probably were never aired outside of France, I think.
>>
>>8313196
you just have to bully her in bed and love her the rest of the time
>>
>>8313195
okay the last one maybe but the first two in addition, at my age, not so much
>>
>>8313193
Taking or not taking my ADs doesn't make any perceptible difference.
>>
>>8313185
; w ;
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Someone chat with me. I don't have anyone to talk with.

are any of the oldie tripfags still around?

Kim, angie, frenchfry, moko??????????????????
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>>8313168
I'm not one of you dumb trannies, don't try and coax me into your little club.

>>8313183
>i like you because you hurt me, but also you're not hurtful at all
Oh Elanna, you walking sack of contradictions, you can't even keep your story straight for two posts in a row.

It's a good thing I find a lack of intelligence endearing.
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>>8313196
Yes that is how it works

>>8313205
This is how it works yes

>>8313219
Are you trying to get me hot and bothered right now?
>>
>>8313216
arnt you angies bf
>>
>>8313205
lmao I literally tried that with my ex but I guess I wasn't good enough
>>
>>8313227

No, im gaygens wiz. I used to post around here a lot in the olden days and i stop by from time to time but everyone i knew is gone.
>>
>>8313229
its okay sometimes people just aren't very compatible. just got to keep trying i guess
>>
>>8313234
fuck trying
>>
>>8313216
everybody's dead, dave
>>
>>8313232
well the only trip you listed who still posts is angie. she posts as anon and avatars with simpsons images because everyone filtered her
>>
>>8313219
>I'm not one of you dumb trannies
Just like everyone else who isn't trans but comes here time and time again...
>>
>>8313212
no but withdrawal from ADs is supposed to be risky
idk, i quit zoloft pretty easy though
>>
>>8313237
sorry
>>
>>8313237
But how else are you gonna get a cute gf that you can bully
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>>8313238

Yeah i figured that as much. I really miss talking to frenchfry.
>>
>>8313246
not worth it
there was only 1 person for me and she dumped me a year ago
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>>8313242
It's fun.
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>>8313253
>those shoulders
sorry hon no pass
>>
every time
every goddamn time
every time I try to retreat into nihilism to deal with my issues I end up at the same point again, realising I should kill myself if nothing matters because then avoiding suffering as much as possible is all that counts- regardless of the fact the outcome is the same either way, why subject yourself to things that are unpleasant if there is no reason to them? I can't find a belief system that works, I can't find coping mechanisms that work, I can't find anything that works for me at all except drugs, that I rarely have access to and/or that cause unpleasant side effects
I don't know what to do with myself
>>
Sorry for vanishing in the past 20 minutes
Job searches are very verry frustrating
>>
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>>8313224
>Are you trying to get me hot and bothered right now?
Not hot, but I am trying to bother you.

I just want you to hurry up and get into grad school already, so I can start tearing into you again.

>>8313242
>Just like everyone else who isn't trans but comes here time and time again...
There are lots of people who come here that aren't trans. Dumb trannies are prone to confirmation bias though, so they might pick one or two symptoms out and use that as empirical proof that someone is trans, and ignore the absence of the other 97% of symptoms that suggest someone is trans.

They don't even possess the critical thinking skills to even be able to instinctively sniff out one of their own kind, like the cis gays do with their gaydar.
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It's hard working while dysphoric
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>>8313189
*hugs* me too.

>>8313190
I'm finally getting past my fears, and CFS is now knocking me down.

>>8313204
I know I watched some TV in France.There were a number of times I had week or longer trips.
>>
>>8313263
froggy its hard to take your attempts at being mean seriously when you are posting all these cute pictures of pee pee the frog
>>
Is anyone still in contact with frenchfry? I need to speak with her.
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>>8313263
>scientest froggu
You are legitimately the sweetest omg
>>
>>8313249
thats silly how can you claim to know you will only ever love one person
>>
>>8313268
lol zombie sisters :)

>>8313261
lol work a a call center for shit pay!
>>
>>8313261
i thought you were working as a mechanic?
>>
>>8313280
Lolno.
Im going back to oil.
Its competitive af and ive a very specific vein of expertise in the field.
Im even looking at rail loading mech jobs near vancouver.
But
Id ratglher have my dream office job... As a pipeline controller but theyre like slim to none for openings ALWAYS
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>when it's midnight and the water fast makes you crave lettuce

Cool
>>
>>8313276
Because there isn't anyone else in the world capable of loving me
and there isn't anyone else I would want to love either
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my boobers
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>>8313287
Im a petroleum pipeline mechanic by actual quallified trade.
I an auto mech rn to pay the bills and get through transition in this liberal state before i go back to oil hicksville as a legal / stealth girl.
>>
>>8313296
youre just being silly
>>
>>8312991
>>You seem to think I'm nicer and more personable than I actually am
It's true.
I asked where something goes on the shelves and it was like I pissed in your corn flakes smdh
>>
>>8313294
I've been looking into water fasting
Doesn't the weight just come back anyway?
>>
>>8313305
I am not
Who are you to say I am being silly
you don't know me
>>
>>8313311
im just making my best guess
>>
>>8313315
and what is your best guess
>>
>>8313301
that's a rather masculine profession
no offense
>>
>>8313310
You really need to change your lifestyle for long term weight loss effectiveness.
>>
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me irl
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>>8313318
that you are only saying that stuff because you are depressed right now and its not actually true that no one else could ever love you
>>
I don't like being a tran
is that ok
>>
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>>8313307
Ya know...
You'd understand if you worked grocery and your entire day is people asking where something is

It's not my fault for being surly ;_;
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>>8313334
yea this kinda sucks dick
>>
>>8313327
well you would be wrong
>>
>tfw I dreamed about holding her hand
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>>8313319
Yeah.
But its my bread n butter tho
Its all im good at.
Lol
>>
>>8313336
>Excuse me where are the mushrooms
You're standing in front of them
>Excuse me where are the mushrooms
You're standing in front of them
>Excuse me where are the mushrooms
You're standing in front of them
>Excuse me where are the mushrooms
You're standing in front of them
>Excuse me I don't like these Onions
Tough shit
>Excuse me where are the mushrooms
You're standing in front of them
>Excuse me where are the mushrooms
You're standing in front of them
>Excuse me where are the mushrooms
You're standing in front of them
>>
>>8313336
i always try to be nice to people because i don't want them to be mean to me if they cant find something
>>8313340
i still dont believe you but okay
>>
>>8313325
*retweets*
>>
>>8313323
If it's really that short term then why do people do it?
>>
>>8313334
yes
>>
>>8313342
whom hand?
>>
>>8313353
people do all kinds of stupid meme diets
>>
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Omg.
I still would fuck male valq.
We need to hop alternate universes
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>>8313310
Not if you eat lettuce

Water fast makes you crave good foods like people crave junk foods
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>>8313342
gay
>>8313359
sry not looking very male there desu
>>
>There are transwomen RIGHT now who are confortable being trans and don't wish to be cis.
>>
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>>8313349
>Where is the bulk?
You walked past it on your way in
>Where are the beans?
Keep walking, on your left
>I couldn't find the beans
Allow me to walk you to the spot where they are on the shelf to point at them
>How do I work the water machine?
Press the big illuminated button
>Where is the bulk?
You walked past it on your way in
>Where is the water
In the aisle labelled water
>This shelf is empty is there any in the back?
Sure let me pull some out of my ass
>>
>>8313360
do you really solely eat lettuce and drink as much water as possible? Is that really it?
>>
>>8313344
the only thing I'm good at is being nice to customers .-.
>>
>>8313364
whats the point in wishing for something impossible to have. im not really comfortable being trans but if someone else is good for them honestly i'm happy for them.
>>
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>>8313361
That was 2 months hrt and shaven
Here
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>>8313366
>Sure let me pull some out of my ass
I go into the cooler and pull out my phone/bullshit with whoever's back there before going out and telling them we sold out. Git gud
>>
>>8313375
you had such a baby face
>>
>>8313366
>Sure let me pull some out of my ass
Seems fair enough if they happened to be looking for semen or perhaps some nice beads to make a necklace.
>>
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>>8313364
I really really wish I was a cissy
Boy or girl doesn't matter just not this
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>>8313373
Im good at ruining the planet and being rood to ppl
>>
>>8313377
yes this is the proper procedure in that scenario. when are you transitioning btw
>>8313375
cute
>>
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>>8313380
I was cuuuute as a guy.
And kindof a drunken idiot sometimes
>>
>>8313375

>>8313386
its amazing how much hrt has done for you
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>>8313387
When hell freezes over
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>>8313393
Lolright.
>>
>>8313391
jesus christ that doesnt even look like you
also nice AR
>>
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>>8313377
I actually look, maybe my mistake is caring
>>8313382
There hasn't been any semen in my butt for too fucking long don't you start with me
>>
>>8313353
Who knows... Most I bet don't know you have to change your lifestyle to really keep the lbs off.
>>
>>8313400
like, the pictures you have been posting dont even look like your older brother but like a cousin or something
>>
>>8313405
I started eating 1400 calories a day 6 months ago, lost a bunch of weight at first.

Not losing anymore now though ;_;
>>
>>8313395
you shouldnt repress these things the sooner you start the better. even if you don't present right away it feels better just knowing you're not aging as a man anymore
>>
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>>8313402
I was so drunk & at my parents house.
That was like late 2013
>>8313406
I know.
Idfk what happened
Now i wouldnt touch me with a 10ft pole.
I do look JUST like my mom & sister tho
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>There are transwomen right now who were confortable having a beard and a dick

Hmm

I see

yes

yes I see
>>
>>8313416
AGP
G
P
>>
>>8313413
have you measured your height lately?
I mean you seem like with all your changes you probably shrank some too
>>
>>8313411
Your metabolism has likely slowed so that 1400 calories is all you need now. Add some exercise into the mix. Brisk walking 30 minutes a day should do.
>>
>>8313416
well most aren't/weren't but if you were thats okay it doesn't invalidate you.
>>
>>8313423
I lost 1" in total.
Feet got a titch less wide as well
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>>8313416
this is me
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>>8313416
>There are transwomen right now
>>
tfw you feel like writing depressing poetry but are too depressed to do so
>>
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>>8313433
I lost about an inch too but hrt did nothing else for me
>tfw bad genetics for turning from a boy into a girl
>>
>>8313411
ive been doing 1-1.2k for like 3 weeks now
skin and bones WHEN
>>
>>8313447
>not water fasting
>>
rn im doing the diet where i eat a lot of pizza and instant noodles and potato chips its going pretty well so far
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>>8313440
>>
>>8313460
instant noodles are a bit too high calorie for me
it's like 380 in a pack which is an inconvenient size for a meal
i've been doing beans and hotpockets and stuff
i'm getting really tired of hot pockets
>>
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>>8313446
Nothing else other than turn you to a girl?
>>
>>8313428
Brisk walking looks cringy and I'm so out of shape that I can't run for longer than 15 minutes
>>
>>8313466
no it didnt do that for me
>>
>>8313462
dat ass
>>
>>8313468
>Brisk walking looks cringy
Saying that brisk walking looks cringy is p cringy
>>
>>8313468
just do laps around your room then you big baby
>>
>>8313466
It looks like a 14 year old girl and an evil gypsy have been forced to share that shelf
>>
>>8313468
It gets the heart rate up which is important. Start out walking at a normal pace, and walk a little faster each week. I used to do lots of mall walking. I'd do laps around the Mall of America in the summer and winter to avoid the extremes of outside temps.
>>
>>8313486
I'd watch that sitcom
>>
>>8313472
You're not alone.
>>
>>8313486
We share the top shelf
The bottom right is wifeus
Bottom left with granite is mine.
We do most reading on kindle tho
>wifeu is legit 2nd generation gypsy
>>
>>8313485
My room is about 7ftx3ft
My bed takes up a third of the room and my desk takes up about a fifth. Not left with much space
>>
>>8313492
you look like a girl

also i thought you said you were learning to recognize your like dysphoria downward spiral thinking and try to calm down
>>
>>8313497
I'll start running though, even if it's short amounts at the beginning
>>
>>8313472
Did you do the girl encantation?
Have you eaten the watercress?
>>
>>8313497
so just spin in circles or something then
>>
>>8313500
I thought we were talking about body stuff. HRT didn't affect my body basically at all and I think most of my facial changes was just me getting chubby and putting on makeup
>>
>>8313505
no
I didnt know you had to
>>
>>8313497
jump rope
>>
Doodle pop!
>>
>>8313512
okay sorry. i won't say that you're wrong or something about hrt not affecting your body since i've not seen body images or anything but i do think it probably has done some things and insecurity may be clouding your judgment
>>
>>8313512
You've definitely gotten cuter over time at least.
>>
>>8313515
Yyeah thats like literally half of transition. Like, how did you not know this
>>
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My hair wont stay out of my mouth when Im trying to eat
>>
I think one thing ive learned since repressibg and staying a man is too never show emotion ever.


Never get emotional ever. Just stay cold even jf you're boring.
>>
>>8313527
I'm gonna see if getting fit can improve my figure, along with corsets.

>>8313543
Thanks anon.
>>
>>8313547
nobody told me, I am not even joking if you used that tell me what it was and I will do it.
I dont know where to get watercress from but I will find some.
please tell me.
>>
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>>8313558
which of these apply to you?
>>
>>8313549
i usually clip my hair up when eating
>>8313558
what i was basically trying to say is that we are all our own worst critics so try not to get too down on yourself
>>
>>8313560
Try your local watercress store.
>>
WHY IS THERE NO STEINS;GATE YURI DOUJINS
>>
How do I clean my asshole better, every time I do butt stuff my toys smell bad
>>
>>8313593
why are you smelling your toys and not cleaning them?
>>
>>8313593
Use them in the shower.
>>
>>8313589
are you looking for porn or cute love story
>>
crying bc i cant get the idea of cutting my hair short and boylike out of my stupid head
>>
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>>8313605
yes
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>>8313589
Does this count?
>>
>>8313611
>why was I born with a cock
;~;
>>
>>8313564
Something between inverted triangle and rectangle. Inverted triangle with no defined waist basically. Hoping to get that waist defined and maybe some extra stuffing on the booty with exercise.

>>8313574
Thanks for the concern anon. Healthy criticism drives change so I need some, it's all about finding that balance.

>>8313593
Better diet and use enema properly.

>>8313610
Lol this is the only correct answer when it comes to yuri
>>
>>8313614
>Lol this is the only correct answer when it comes to yuri
The correct answer is "neither".
>>
>>8313621
>The correct answer is "neither".
>>
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>>8313621
What the fuck why?
>>8313611
But that's worst girl
>>
>>8313621
Well porn is optional but it needs to be cute, otherwise what's going to tug my heartstrings
>>
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>>8313623


>>8313625
>Luka
>Worst
We're not friends anymore.
>>
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>>8313629
Luka is the blandest character and her only defining feature is that she has a peepee

Prove me wrong
>>
>>8313626
It needs to not be yuri at all
>>
>>8313610
well apparently there are no females only steinsgate doujinshi on e-hentai so i give up
>>
i want to be a girl
>>
>>8313636
>her only defining feature is that she has a peepee
makes her best girl tho
>>
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>>8313636
Luka is a perfect pure waifu and Kurisu is a slut!
She doesnt need your love!
>>
>>8313651
don't tell anyone but same desu
>>
>>8313644
Yuri is BEST.
>>8313645
Dynasty doesn't even have a Steins;Gate tag for doujins either.
>>
>>8313653
nice
>>
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>>8313645
I told you
I was looking for some on dynasty scans and there just wasn't anything rip

>>8313652
I'm sorry but I have no love for tokens

>>8313653
Wtf how in the fuck is kurisu a slut?
Kurisu best girl
>>
yuri is gay
>>
>>8313665
yuri lovers get out!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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>>8313670
gay is okay okay
>>
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>>8313660
Kurisu is a slut because she just wants all the cocks all the time. Even Lukas.
>>
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>>8313676
Prove it! Kurisu is pure af pic unrelated
>>8313665
You're gay b-but I'm not
>>
>>8313676
i dont really remember that but okay
>>
>can't really tell if the depression is from quitting my meds or not because i got these moods while i was on them anyway
>>
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>>8313665
>>8313670
Gay is best.
>>8313681
It's not gay if you're on a boat, pic related.
>>
>>8313681
if im gay for girls but also gay for guys does that make me super gay or does it cancel out
>>
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>>8313681
Just look at those slutty eyes staring down her next target.
>>
>>8313688
How can you be both???
>>8313697
Uhh I think the one with the slutty eyes in this one is probably luka just fyi
>>8313686
I wanna join the navy nowe
>>
>>8313702
Oh yeah well.. you're gay!
Got em.
>>
>>8313708
>>8313708
>>8313708
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