keeping hydrated edition
• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
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everybody is here >>8265664
let this hate thread sage out.
>>8266905
>hate thread
what?
NIM'?'??'
I skipped dinner to fuck a transboy, and ended up not eating for 9 hour. When I got home, I made some progresso soup but it's only 140 calories and I'm like "that won't make me full, better add some microwaveable swedish meatballs" so I made those in the microwave while I ate my soup, but then somefuckinghow I got full from the soup and now I'm stuck with the meatballs. I tried eating them and it made me feel sick from how full I am. I dunno what to do now. HELP
I was just browsing /ftmg/ out of curiosity and I noticed they came up with an idea to type out your most unfortunate, but also your best genetic traits, which is quite cool at least and better than just whining.
Sso…
Unfortunate:
>square jaw
>big nose
>low eyebrows
>181cm high
>big feet
>belly fat
>small ass
>body and facial hair regrows quickly
Best:
>mostly triangle chin
>big eyes
>soft features
>no shadow
>dense hair
>feminine hands
>nice legs
>good voice
>A cup breasts pre-E
>generally passable pre-E
https://e-hentai.org/g/1061321/2032e4b108/
is this kid trans?
>>8265672
havent had my bloods checked in like a year and a half lads, is that too long to go without?
>>8267093
checked your.. boobs? lmao, men don't have boobs, you don't need to check gyno, fag.
>girl flirts with me
>get feels for her
>talk to get yesterday
>she's freaking out about another girl
kill me this is terrible, I actually feel like fucking killing myself
Hi /mtfg/
I had my official namechange today
>>8267311
You named yourself after Marina and the Diamonds?
What was the name change process?
>>8267329
No, i had my name before her and actually found her through my name
I like her music though, one of my favorite singers these days
My name change took so long though, today it was only some judge giving me the ok
>>8267063
Do you still talk to kit?
>>8267334
Why did you need a judge to ok it? What was the rest of the process that's already happened?
>188 fake faye posts by cis tits
wew lass
Its 7am and Im on the phone with lawyers for like 2 hrs straight this morning ;-;
>>8267063
>big nose, square jaw
>feminine features
Uh what?
should i have the right to be on hormone.
idk if i deserve to be a grill
>>8267492
I'll never understand the US obsession with lawyers. I'm glad I don't need one anymore for my ID change.
>>8267492
So what is this lawsuit about
Choccy milk
>>8267509
NOOOO!!!!
WHY ARE YOU THROWING IT AWAY?
How do I find my female name ? >.<
>>8267508
lawsuits imply things are criminal, it's very boring and basically deal with how something was classified vs how it should legally be classified, but it would cost me 52k if I didn't do it.
>>8267506
the judges wont talk to you in almost all cases, it's almost impossible to do anything without representation in the US
>>8267515
sorry im tired and on a speakerphone
lawsuit implies this is a civil case and someone is being sued
>>8267514
It is your choice. Pick literally any female name that you like.
>>8267514
use the letters in the names you already have. alternatively find a mythical or religious or in some way unrealistic but very meaningful name and then modify that to whatever's the best adjacency in your culture
>>8267514
mom what would you have named me?
if she answers with some shit like Davidina or Ronalda, tell her she has this one chance for input and if she can't be a grown up about it, her feelings wont be considered
I miss her so much I feel horrible and I don't know what to do. I can't sleep, don't want to eat and I can't stop thinking about her and what I should do
>>8267523
Justice was a cute idea...
>>8267519
Put there are so many pretty ones? :/ How do I know which one fits me?
>>8267521
tremnot.....Yes totally these letter can be rearranged to make a great girl name -.- and i dont want a weird name, but thanks for the suggestion :)
I have thought about Rebecca, Jessica, or Melissa....it is just hard to know if Rebecca feels right for me I think :(
>>8267532
not to be rude but this might be the actual most masculine of all female names ever
wat do u do when u feel like a gross uggo
>>8267075
Nice
Also,
>"are you going to be a drag queen?"
>gets upset
>"I want to be like those girls earlier"
Yes.
>>8267523
I am not out to my mom yet :/
And she is going to be a bitch about it so she gets zero say.
>in bed
>really lonely
>realise I will never have a boyfriend
>>8267543
I just look into the nearest mirror.
>>8267543
feel horrible for the rest of the day.
refuse to look into any mirrors.
eat
>>8267543
Cut myself, but don't do that ;(
>>8267515
So you're going to hit Edie hard
>>8267543
I ask my friends if I'm cute.
>>8267539
you'd make that theresa
it's not hard
also i wasn't suggesting making a weird name, just using a classical name for influence, like if minerva were a meaningful figure to you, you might be mina
>>8267532
right that was her compromise
but thats a 2010 name, and she just wanted to be able to say she dead named me on accident because it's so close.
which she literally still tries to do anyway
>>8267523
Name yourself beepbeep ^_^
Why do you call yourselves girls when a lot of you don't look or sound like one?
You would call a dog a cat now would you?
>>8267514
Idfk. I just thought Charlotte was pretty.
>>8267555
You are.
>>8267492
How do you make fake captchas like that? Is there a site?
>>8267543
Go to bed
Sleep all day
All week
Forever
>>8267558
When I was a kid, I kept asking my mother what my girl name would have been. I hoped the answer would change, because I thought Cécile was a really ugly name.
>>8267560
this is why i call myself a tranny.
i'd never be wrong
>>8267569
Until you start looking like a girl
>>8267560
But i don't really look like a guy either
>>8267572
no, i'll always be tranny, regardless of how i look.
thqnks for the implication though
>>8267565
Nyaaaa~
https://twitter.com/GoodTransPosts/status/728625657111035904
>>8267547
ahahaha
this kind of worked
>>8267550
i will definitely feel horrible the rest of today but i cant drown my sorrows in food unfortunately because ill feel worse later...
>>8267551
ive never done it!
u should stop anon :(
>>8267555
ahhhh...
h-hey thread am i cute
>>8267567
i cant do that either i have work :(
>>8267573
You don't count because you look female so you earned to the right to be gendered correctly unless your voice is still deep
>>8267577
Doesn't have to be if you get surgery
>>8267560
I'm an attack helicopter until further notice, basically.
>>8267581
You're cute and you know it.
>ywn go on adventure with falconhoof
>>8267588
You're just a boy with shaggy hair
>>8267593
Fuck you dude I want to be military hardware
>>8267560
I don't call myself a girl. That would be ridiculous given how old I am. I'm a woman.
>>8267587
>tfw can't afford surgery
>>8267599
>tfw can barely afford food, much less FFS
>>8267587
>implying surgeries can stop you being a tranny
>>8267560
Mainly because I surgically feminized my voice and I get male aggression and called ma'am
Shits gay, it was supposed to be just a joke bro
>>8267601
You triggered me
>>8267598
I am a man, that's why I can't call myself a girl
>>8267604
you should get srs and ffs as a joke
then prank men by kissing them
>>8267581
>h-hey thread am i cute
Yes, you're cute
>>8267597
This pic always makes me giggle for some reason
>>8267603
It stopped Me from being one.
Only issue I have is that I can't get pregnant.
>>8267581
>h-hey thread am i cute
ye
>>8267581
>h-hey thread am i cute
very
>>8267611
heres a pic of my ugly mug at work RIGHT NOW
>>8267609
I don't remember money making me happy in the first place.
i guess i am gross.
anons don't see me as a girl
>>8267512
It was a ruse I'd never hurt choccy milk like that.
Ufufu is cute
>>8267630
you're super cute like you always are
>Mfw my gf's ex gf (now ftm) wants to fight me because he thinks it's unfair that I can transition as his parents won't let him
Wth, I don't need the troubles of some manlet
>>8267630
>ugly
Liar. Cute af
>>8267630
>>8267630
FAS?
>>8267630
You look a bit tired
But you're pretty otherwise
>>8267632
At some point all I needed was some money to fulfill all my dreams of a happy live
So today's my 6th facial laser session, which is all I've paid for so far. I've had nice results, so is it a good idea to go ahead and buy some more? I've heard of some people saying laser results start falling off, but is that like a personal thing that varies? I'm definitely still not comfortable with the level of my facial hair.
>>8267638
>screwed over by parents
>blames ex's new gf
typical girl
>>8267630
it's not a gendered trait so don't take this as an insult but why is the skin around your eyes so loose? they look like glass eyes in an antique doll.
>>8267630
Not cool to make fun of ugly people :(
>>8267630
I will never be even 1% as pretty as you
>>8267656
What I don't understand about is that his parents are both surgeons but are against his transitioning.
You think doctors would have more sympathy.
tfw you find out you were a brunette this whole time and didn't know
I'm cold
owo
I'm so bored rn
I'm just looking at clothes and feeling insecure about trying different things
>>8267667
same
Where are ya biking to?
yea, i definotely don't have the right to call myself a girl.
i'll just be a tranny.
i'll get a job & start saving for ffs
>>8267667
nice bike lana
>>8267674
all you need is longer hair
>>8267679
I suppose so.
You think anyone in the field of Medicine would have that sympathy but guess I was wrong
>>8267674
By that standard some natal women don't apply :S
>>8267683
They also need to do something about their long face
>>8267689
what are you saying?
lol my new signature's fuckin sick
>>8267684
Doctors and lawyers are kinda in the same boat. You make tons of money for helping people, so it draws people that just want money and people that just want to help.
>>8267697
>only signed with my initials
>my initials are unchanged
I still have the same signature lol
>>8267614
Are you being serious?
This is not a matter of whether you pass... you are a tranny.
>>8267667
At least you don't have a flat tyre
I do infact still look like boy me hugboxers rekt
>>8267690
That sounds like it'd be fun if you weren't freezing
You can do it!!!
>>8267712
wow. you looked like a girl back then too
>>8267712
i mean you might do, but obvs not in that photo
>>8267679
I could buy a house and live with the person I love and pay for surgeries and stuff
@everyone complimenting me ugh ty ;~;
>>8267660
i dont know but my mom has the same eyes as i do so its something familial
kinda weird huh
>>8267667
I was going to recommend that trail and I forgot. Or maybe I did and forgot that I did. I'm forgetful :(
>>8267721
Moni is just a means to an end. If you were really unhappy without moni you'll be very unhappy with it. In my life experience, it's the people that are happy with little moni that are the most stable and pillars of a modern society :S
>>8267684
Trump fired Comey for lying in a testimony under oath, the current acting director is no fan of Trump
do you think he would have fired Comey if not for a good reason?
>>8267738
>do you think he would have fired Comey if not for a good reason?
did you never watch the apprentice?
I slept all night
I still feel exhausted
I now constantly feel like I want to puke
>>8267712
Reee passers get out
>lol
>>8267719
She looks like a girl irl. Trust me.
>>8267721
That won't necessarily make you happy, unfortunately. Surgeries don't fix depression, and settling down can be unfulfilling if you aren't doing anything to build mastery or feel valuable.
>>8267731
are your parents related?
>my 3ds camera is being really generous today
>distorted phone camera is being too generous too
>>8267744
dats not good senpai :( I hope you feel better
>>8267746
Rude.
>>8267744
Sure it's not hypoglycemia causing the nausea? Might be l-dopa as well...
>>8267743
yes because a reality show is the same thing as federal government
>>8267712
Fucking hell you're pretty
>>8267761
I can't believe you didn't know I was joking
>>8267752
her dad has the same eyes and looks like her mom
>>8267768
Where are you drawing this conclusion from
>>8267690
It's p trash but I deal with it. Need a new stem and seat. Need to do the brakes bc they're worn. Don't have many pics on phone
>>8267718
>>8267719
>>8267745
>>8267763
>when you troll them into thinking you're cute
kek :^)
but naw thanks y'all
How to stop getting clocked
>>8267785
your eyes are adorable omg\
i was wondering.
should i keep my alias the same, or change it?
i think if i were to change my alias, i'd wanna change it to Weltschmerz
>>8267793
I know stress often made me ill like that. There were days at work when I'd just spend hours vomiting...
>>8267791
\ for sarcasm or are you serious? :s
>>8267809
nah that was a typo
you have
super cute eyes
the rest of you is too but like your eyes really stood out to me
>>8267801
Keep it the same!
>>8267785
Train your voice
You look passy in that pic at least
Could be the bad qualty though
>>8267809
They're pretty cute, yeah.
>>8267810
Ok thank you a lot I'll sleep happi :)
>>8267823
Yay :)
>>8267826
i guess i should keep the name of this otokonoko cat from sorcerland.
i can't believe i forgot for nearly an entire year that i was trying to be funny when i decided to start using it
>>8267839
my personality has changed quite a lot, actually :/
>>8267847
For the bester or wurst?
>>8267851
i think for bester
>>8267854
That's very goood then! ! ! :D
>>8267847
same
>>8267674
You remind me of Sigourney Weaver in her prime a bit, which is hardly a bad thing.
Actually, she has a bit of her own masculine jaw - and is still seen as quite attractive and kind of a legend.
You girls can be very harsh on yourselves sometimes, cis women come with lots of their own quirks and imperfections, and they tend to work to play up what they have. Don't give up.
>>8267867
If she had short hair she'd look like a total chad 2bh
>>8267803
I don't feel more stressed than normal, but who knows. I'm trying to eat some food to see what happens.
>>8267873
She has like, b cups too and kinda thin lips. Still pretty attractive.
>>8267876
B! Aggressive! B-B Aggressive!
>>8267867
I wish my hair was naturally like that. Straight hair sucks...
>>8267746
>>8267768
lol
no theyre not and no they dont tho
what i did get from my dad was a strong jaw rip
>>8267867
there it is again.
after -- how many months this time?
how do i look so much like sigourney weaver?
>>8267492
but iv been sleeping this whole time :/
>>8267889
I'd be happy to look like that desu
Really just grow your hair out, you're not far off
Voice is tough though
>>8267904
well you're getting sued
>>8267912
i dont know whats more sad, that she unironically thinks that i care enough about her to pretend to be her, or that she unironically thinks anyone believes her when she says shes going to sue someone.
>>8267905
you don't like my voice?
i consider my voice the most feminine thing about me
>>8267630
you like a dopey dude with foundation on.
If this is what you people aspire too I can only imagine the looks u all must get.
There is a big theory that the reason you all do this is because you never got girls so you decided to become the girl.
I get that now, you niggas are uuuggggllllyyyyy
>>8267930
Really? I haven't heard it. It tends to take the most actual hours I guess and it's hard to forcibly alter it. That's great though.
good morning pretty ladies! how is your day going? :D
What up various tranny blogs? What's been going on for the past few months? I've been defending MUH FREEDOM.
>>8267942
>Good morning cis :D
SHE MESSAGED ME
>feeling pretty today.
I passed yesterday at the gym. This muscle guy came up to me and asked me for my number.
>purrrrssss
>>8267941
here's my clyp profile.
https://clyp.it/user/mobcingr
i actually didn't work very hard or spend a lot of time working on my voice
>>8267938
>There is a big theory that the reason you all do this is because you never got girls so you decided to become the girl.
oh really I hadn't heard that before
>>8267953
tfw too tired and weak to bully spicy today :(
>>8267951
Me too sister.
I was out playing pokemon go doin my Mistay thang thang
An this cis guy came up to me and was like.
Ey girl, you look like Mistay from pokemon, i used to fap fap fap to her like crazy.
Let me give you a baby.
>eye roll
>Guy amIrite
>>8267955
Your voice is amazing wtf
You are on easymode rn I s2g
just take care of that hair
>>8267938
There were lots of girls into me
But i'm actually into guys ...
>>8267947
now that is a nostalgic name..... you haven't missed much tho. alot of the girls that posted when you were here are gone and the same old drama keeps unfolding
>>8267963
Yay! ! ! Bully-free Thursdays! Let's make it a tradition!
>>8267966
i'll take care of it 1ce i have a job.
then i can go full-time in front of my whole family & not give a shit
>>8267947
I think i remember you
Aren't you the one who can't transition because you're in the army ?
>>8267975
im too tired to oppose it so i guess it's a thing now
>>8267975
>Bully-free Thursdays
too late im being sued
>>8267961
They say this especially true to guys in their 20 and 30s.
They had become so isolated and saw this community online so it gave them purpose.
Whats even weirder is they still desperately want girls but will settle for guys because it gives them the physical contact they crave.
But this really makes things confusing because that would make it that homosexuality is a choice/fetish
& lady gaga told me I was born that way.
So i'm like WTF
>>8267984
pre hrt i was only into and had sex with men. your theory is invalid
>>8267968
But no like hot girls you know what I mean. The girls guys desire.
To some people if they cant get a top tier mate its just as bad as not being wanted. It hurts the ego to know you cant attract really attractive people.
But if you isolate yourself in a small community you can potentially be a big fish in a small pound
as opposed to invisible in an ocean
> Do i pass?
>>8267977
I'm actually upset at how good your voice is ;~;
>>8267984
that does make things confusing
its almost like it doesn't make any sense at all
>>8267984
>that would make it that homosexuality is a choice/fetish
but they are taking hormones which changes your moods/desires.
also, being horny for a hole, any hole doesn't mean your original sexual orientation has changed.
i mean dudes fuck fleshjacks but that doesn't mean they're sexually attracted to plastic.
>>8267938
Yea I'm ugly, but I still like girls
>>8267994
yea, it's easily more girly than my appearance :/
>>8267990
I did too, but thats because tho only girls I could attract were literal 3's. I still masturbated to 8s and 9s tho.
I still couldnt stop myself from looking at them when I saw them out in the wild. Everybody looked at them. They were treated as demi gods.
I think I could be one
>>8265672
trying out new hairstyle. thoughts? do I pass ok?
frame of reference; been on E about a year and a half, 20 years old.
>>8267993
Sure, since we know every guy would get his balls cut off plus his dick turned into a vag just so he can still not attract more attractive people ...
what?
>>8267990
It's kinda true, I'd have repressed longer if I had gotten a gf, being a beta male made me tire of being a man faster. But I'm 99% sure I'd have started wearing my wife's clothes in secret divorcing when she found out then transitioning at 40, the usual hon story.
>>8268002
you're pretty.
come back w/ a trip next time
>>8268000
>still masturbated to 8s and 9s tho.
nah i pretty much wasnt interested in girls at all. and when i was in twink mode some of the guys i hooked up with were total chads. i didnt think about women at all sexually until hormones. i mean sure they were always cute but they didnt really make me horny at all
>>8267999
But it's still really girly! That's good! :D
>>8268002
cute
>>8268002
your face passes and the hairstyle is okay if you have a female voice then you're all set
>>8268014
my voice, or my appearance?
>>8267999
grow your hair out and you will be fine. Get a wig for now if you feel like it
>>8267996
Yea I know I started fucking guys because physical contact and sexual pleasure is better than jerking off in my room.
I would still give it all up to be CHAD for a year and actually have a beautiful girl look at me with that look.
Just to be able to touch them once and have them desire me.
Why is life so cruel?
Is this some lesson i'm suppose to learn for my soul to evolve?
If I do the right things in this life do you think maybe I could be Chad in my next life?
>>8267938
ahhhh thank u
this is the hate i was craving
i feel so blessed now
>>8268023
I want to cuddle up with Chad.
>>8268023
If you can't be chad in this life you can't be chad in any life 2bh
>trying to "troll" a thread of trannies
hmm i wonder if it's /pol/, cislesgen or /v/ regardless don't give him any (you)s
>>8268023
it's funny how transitioning made us put ourselves out there more.
basically, estrogen makes shy beta cucks more sociable, & therefore happier, more productive members of society
>>8268023
what are you trying to accomplish here?
you're not really upsetting anyone
are you just seeing how accurate your dumb theories are?
>>8268020
desu I think you need a hug more than anything rn
I meant you should think positive, you've definitely got something going on. You're not a hon, you just need a bit more work.
>>8268013
Stop it gurrllll. Chad is straight. Nature would not give him all those gifts if he wasn't meant to reproduce with stacy lol.
I always found chad intimidating. But maybe I could be Stacy. They have it easier anyways.
A womans body with curves in the right place always made me horny but I suppressed those feeling because I could never get one.
I was also not smart enough to earn enough money to get one through proxy.
But one day I would like to experience her just once
>>8268023
i'd give anything to be pic
>>8268035
/po/ usually goes for the mentally ill kill yourself angle tho
>>8267731
I think your mum kind of looks like Jormy, but I haven't seen a photo of Jormy in so long maybe I'm mistaken. But Jormy's pretty cagey and passes so well if she was a time traveller I wouldn't be overly shocked.
>>8268044
same desu
>>8268040
its most likely somone repressing and very self loathing taking out all their anger and jealousy by being as passive agrssive as possible. You can tell they arent cis male because men are very rarely ever this passive aggressive and petty. Unless they are gay
>>8268045
maybe a repressor role playing
>>8268033
>tfw Tyrone.
>>8268035
It was ded just a moment ago and now that you and cis are here, people are talking! :D Wooo!
>>8268038
It didn't do that to me, i think i'm more shy and anxious
But i'm not as depressed and risky and suicidal and stuff
>>8268041
ok. :3
i'll work harder.
especially 1ce i start earning a living
>>8268042
>Chad is straight
i met up with a few bichads in my life. In fact i felt guilty after i found out one of them was cheating on his wife because he had a craving for boipussy. I still regret not leaving a note somewhere in their house to let her know he was cheating on her.
>>8268012
I don't particularly see the point of tripfagging on an anonymous imageboard where the main appeal of posting is anonymity... I know everyone here on /mtfg/ likes it, but it's not really my cup of tea.
>>8268018
Any advice on how to fix the hair? I used to be in permabangs mode, pic related, but recently I feel like my hair's gotten long enough and my face femme enough that I can just flip them back now.
>>8268048
I'm glad you're using your own trip again
>>8268061
same
>>8268044
>>8268047
could you imagine life like
>pic related
Is there anything possibly better in this world/
It has to be heaven on earth.
Most Chads still have to work hard and put in constant work on their body and diet, they still die younger do to stress..
Being a top tier woman from like 13 - 28 has to be like being royalty
>>8268061
i never stopped tripping? spicy and i were in discord laughing at the fayeposters talking about me last night and then i went to bed at like 1 am or something. I mean you can ask her if you want.
Why are you so obsessed with me?
>>8268056
well, loneliness is a lot less tolerable to me now.
i really do want to be around more people.
crowded areas can be jarring when i'm in a bad mood, but i need to be around people more in general
>>8268060
You have really beautiful curly hair! Curl girls ruu tha worl!
>>8268060
it don't really see anything wrong with it personally we jurists have different tastes in hairstyles. I've always disliked big poofy hair or curls so i get mine straightened
>>8268067
>replying to an insane middle aged man with splkt personalities
please do not do this. it makes every thread worse because he will not stop
>>8268072
you're right im sorry korra. time to go make breakfast.
>>8268065
i'd rather be like yumi in puffy desu.
those grills in your pic look like vapid cali grills.
i hate california & most people in california
>>8268071
who r u
but yeah ok sounds good
>>8268065
obviously staying as a male would have been significantly easier
i'm only replying because i kind of enjoy your style of posting
>>8268077
i wonder what goes through the minds of guys that post tripe like that lol like none of that is even remotely close to reality and it reeks of a repressed tranny
>>8268069
I'm probably more around people than most of /mtfg/ anyway
But i'm not as outgoing as before i think, but instead i have stronger bonds with fewer people
>>8268033
I refuse to believe that. The universe is infinite, time is not real. Everything in life is like a test.
If celery tasted like choclate weight would never be an issue. But it doesn't that is not a coincidence.
Drugs and getting high is great but it damages your body and mind. If it was healthy for you this wouldn't be a problem.
There is test.
I believe if I play my cards I was dealt to the best of my ability and be the best person I can be through all this shit
I will be rewarded in my next life. But only if I accept what trials I have to face in this playthrough
Then in my next life I can be pretty girl
>>8268072
Curl girls! Post curl girls!
>>8268053
am i racist if i picture tyrone as a criminal version of chad?
whats another male black name
thoughts?
>>8268035
perhaps it's neither. Maybe /fit/
>>8268090
>If celery tasted like choclate weight would never be an issue. But it doesn't that is not a coincidence.
duh its an evolutionary development
>>8268092
>>8268097
FUCK
>>8268094
jamal
>>8268092
k
>>8268095
You can eat a kebab every day
Just don't eat much else
Probably they do lots of sport too
>>8268045
They're more of an arts and crafts crowd in my experience...
>>8268107
very qt
>tfw you will never look like that
Kara is a cute
>>8268059
those are lower tier brads who have been ruined by the internet and the rabbit hole which is internet porn and isolation.
Chad barely looks at porn because he has
>pic related
to keep him occupied
>>8268104
not trying to be a jerk but it looks like robin would be a good nfl players
like a tight end or maybe fullback
>>8268114
you probably already look really similar to that actually. I have a lot of pretty cis girl friends and let me tell you, they don't look much different from trannies when their makeup off
>>8268116
who is Kara. sounds like my daughterfu has a crush on her :3
being a girl seems nice.
>>8268119
>be robin
>playing in nfl
>breaks bum leg
>takes another players eye out with his chin
hons gunna hon x[)
>>8268120
is my hair curly?
>>8268121
She's the cutest
>>8268092
I just straightened my hair :(
>>8268077
look at this creature.
I dont even feel worthy to look at her.
Why did the universe make me chubby manlet with gyno with a video game addiction.
Gurrrllllss its just the estrogen making me emotional.
>just girl problems
fml
>>8268122
It's actually not. There's a lot of harassment and casual sexism, and unwanted groping and required level of paranoia when alone at night or in a strange area that men are unlikely to experience, at least not to the degree a woman might.
>>8268117
>Chad barely looks at porn because he has
>>pic related
>to keep him occupied
but i will never be pic related to keep chad occupied
>>8267745
for me living with the person I love and enjoying every day together is all I can wish for. With the money we wouldn't have to work and could spend literally all the time together, exploring new things every day or just stay at home and cuddle.
>>8268082
Ummm, idk I used to post here... maybe I can find a picture. I was a very insecure proto tranny so I posted a lot of selfies. Found one that's okk
>>8268136
Nuuuuuuuuu! Does not compute! You can google a curl girl to post in replacement! I'll accept that :)
>>8268135
d'awww where did you meet her? are you gonna ask her out? :3
>>8268149
Uhm she posts here.
Going to spend time playing video games after my orchi, maybe do something before.
I'm going to take her for sushi and teach how her to use chopsticks so she can be a proper weeb.
>>8268140
lucky me for being a man then.
>>8268128
>Idk Jamal?
oooo I kinda get the same vibe honestly...
black guys are hot though and I'd totally date one, that makes me a bit less racist doesn't it
>>8268153
if i can get an erection on 200mg of spiro will i be able to after an orchi?
>>8268139
It's not like being chubby, fat-gyno and videogame addiction are not your own fault
>>8268084
But would of it really tho?
When I was just an average 5 guy. I could only get a shit job for a lame company.
I was invisible.
I transitioned and now I get the attention I crave got a sweet job for a progressive company and I am apart of something.
I got to rallies and protest.
I stand for tranny rights. It's a fight and I'm apart of it. I will be heard.
I will not be ignored anymore.
It's something you know. Anything is better than the isolation of being a 20 30 something guy playing video games in my room.
That life is so hard because its like you dont even exist.
>>8268153
when is the orchi? oh maybe you two can come hang out one day after your orchi! :D
Oh god I'm so wet
>>8268165
honsgonewild....
>>8268101
thats mankinds interpretation of it.
It's nature.
It's the way is meant to be.
>>8268165
I really wish you could know how much the opposite of all of that is true for me
>>8268170
grace, trip on
>>8268168
biking in rain is no bueno
>>8268168
my bp is
d r i p p i n g
>>8268122
It's heaven on earth if you are beautiful.
If you are average or ugly it sucks.
>>8268168
Why are you even doing that on a rainy day
>>8268146
Post more military pics of ya <3
>>8268186
>Your adrenal glands will still produce some, at cis female level ranges.
phew. i know it makes me sound agp but since i only date girls now and they kind of like my ... you know... i would be sad if i couldnt get one anymore. Because otherwise there would be no point in keeping it
>>8268187
I like being average :S Is that bad?
>>8268140
I would take that any day over being invisible and being called creepy for even having the audacity for look at these privileged beings.
You have no idea.
I HAVE TO PROTECT HER SMILE
>>8268186
well im glad you found a qt crush to make you a little happy!
>>8268195
>likes to penetrate
I hereby strip you of trutrans status
>>8268190
I don't get to pick the weather on my days off ;_;
>>8268179
Yeh I'm super chilled ;~;
Someone cud me pls
>>8268174
sure whatever
>>8268207
its more of a
>likes to make other people feel good
>other people feel good when i penetrate
my gf REALLLLLY likes it. more than she should imo
>>8268199
Staring at other people is still creepy when you're a girl
Especially when you look like a total hon, then it's 10x worse
>>8268211
>violation
Yet you had no issues posting the other ones when you got your induction cut :^)
>>8268213
ok you're on a probationary period of trutrans status
>>8268233
>I sometimes wonder if chasers or transbians will hate me because I don't have balls
who cares do what makes you happy
going go go paint ttyl
Well that fight was boring.
The ftm made a fool of himself
What would you want to be remembered for?
>>8268229
Wtf are the words you used
>>8268242
i only care about what i'm remembered as.
>>8268228
>Staring at other people is still creepy when you're a girl
nope, not if you're hot
even in the worst case scenario, you become the "cute, creepy girl" and people will just think you're quirky
>>8268233
english fail
really like
>>8268228
but when your a guy people will say stuff to you. Hit you. Scare you.
Now that i'm a girl I am protected by hate crime laws.
YOU WOULDN"T HIT A GIRL!!!!!
I love saying that
heheheehhe'snort'hehehehe
>>8268252
hmm okay ill stop teasing you now ;3
>>8268255
Tease me uwu
>>8268242
I want to be remembered for the love I showed people! :'D
>>8268242
My achievements, of which I have none
I think im already getting back onto the slide that leads to that spiral down into numbness, darkness and oblivion. I dont know how to stop myself. I can see it coming and I am having real difficulty seeing any way around it.
I have been really close to suicide before and Im worried if I go too far down that spiral I will actually follow through with it. I dont know if Im glad of that fact or terrified.
Im a useless, 6ft tall (seriously Im taller and larger then so many men I pass in the street, not to mention basically every woman), large framed, mess that also suffers from longface.
FFS might help but wont be able to afford that for years at least. srs is on the table for just over another year(hopefully) only because my mum is paying for the insurance and expenses. not booked in yet but close to doing that.
Apart from that I live in a shitty small unit with one other person, I can barely afford the rent and all the bills AND food each month. Have no job, live entirely off government welfare as well as being generally fucked in the head. (depression, anxiety, dysphoria, bulimia)
So, is there any way out of this?
Do taller mtf's even have any hope? Ever heard of one that has gone through transitioned and become stealth successfully or are they always known as transwomen?
pic related- its me (long time anon poster) yes Ive posted that pic before.
>>8268242
I don't give a fuck.
>>8268247
You're in the military and you aren't familiar with military terms?
I don't believe you're really in the navy
>>8268242
slaying pussy
>>8268250
I'm going to make the general, common sense assumption here.
>>8268258
That's good.
>>8268259
I'm sure that there's something. You're just too hard on yourself.
>>8268265
>>8268269
Whatever works best for you, I suppose.
>>8268242
senpai, being what i am and having lived the life i've lived, i don't want to be remembered
>>8268263
Wear a fringe.
>>8268271
>I'm going to make the general, common sense assumption here.
pretty much
>>8268257
HA you look like a girl you fag!
>>8268272
How unfortunate.
>>8268263
you look female in that picture
I can't really give any helpful advice tho sorry :/
>>8268242
For my artfilm “Dreier mit Huhn“ (threesome with chicken)
>>8268263
>Do taller mtf's even have any hope?
no clue :\ 6'3 here
all we can do is try
>>8268242
I hope I'm forgotten
>>8268263
These questions are always impossible because you essentially ask:
>I am impeded by obstacles that prevent me from progressing. Will I ever progress?
Yeah, get past those obstacles. And I can never say this without people claiming I'm trying to invalidate their struggles or some shit, and I'm not, believe me I know being a basket of mental problems is terrible, but its your lot and you gotta work past it. Sorry if thats no help.
>>8268271
Nope, my greatest accomplishment thus far has been to transition successfully and piece together some hackjob semblance of a life. That's pretty barebones as far as actually being impactful or meaningful or something to be remembered for.
>>8268247
hey pally, are you a girl again yet?
>>8268263
The only wait out is for you to get hungry enough to work your way out, you're going to have all those issues regardless if you stay at home or go out meet people and tell everyone you'll suck dick for a chance to better your status
The only real thing proven to make you feel better besides money is exercise, so try that too
Don't expect a way out tho, expect a gradually better life
>>8268289
Is the title indicative of the contents of the film?
>>8268291
How sad.
>>8268295
You've at least accomplished something. People tend to overlook very important things. Such as the impact they've made on someone else's life.
>>8268263
no MTFs have hope. You just end up a freak show.
You need to find god, embrace your gender, start taking testosterone.
You have let the jew give you the mind virus.
Also if you lived in America you would be living at home. Atleast you live in a place where you dont have the humiliation of growing old living with your parents.
>>8268306
As far as I'm concerned I didn't even start my life until I turned 19, and I've been playing with a deck stacked out of my favor for the past 6 years. I don't think I've had that kind of impact yet but there's still plenty of time to do so.
>>8268314
I found Jesus
He's in the trunk of my car :)
>>8268314
>You have to find God
Hmmm tasty bad habits.
>>8268302
Hi Faye, what up?
>>8268242
For my successful campaign of terror in bullying trannies in /mtfg/.
Also for getting the Mile High Club achievement in MW.
>>8268306
It's three people having a threesome
Then slow camera panning to the left where you see a fat ugly guy in a chicken costume watching
It's about our ugly voyeristic society
The chicken guy represents our society
>>8268314
There's no such thing as gods.
>>8268326
Ummm is drakeposter finally ded?
>>8268295
Eyyy derpanna.
>>8268290
>6'3 here
That's certainly going to make things more difficult.
>>8268289
Eyyy Marina without the Diamonds.
>>8268324
<3 not much how you been
>>8268318
Think of your ex. Sbi. All of your other friends. Do you think you made their lives better by just being in it?
>>8268326
For a reign of terror, I've never been bullied here, save for one time.
That wasn't a difficult achievement to get tbqh. But congratulations.
>>8268329
Did you put it on the deepweb for loser neckbeards to try to interpret?
>>8268342
Going to school, repressing. Playing Persona 5 and Bloodborne because I bought my first console.
>>8268329
Is he choking the chicken?
>>8268324
So is the navy teaching you how to fight hand-to-hand?
i'd do anything to have shoulders below 20"
i'd take that over being shorter any day.
it's not fair.
>>8268350
I loved bloodborne but I can't stand time management games like persona and dead rising, what are you going to school for? I'm doing buisness analytics rn
>>8268355
No, he's probably eating popcorn or chips
>>8268361
will one of the people in the threesome be trans?
>>8268348
>That wasn't a difficult achievement to get tbqh
You're just saying that to make me feel bad. Don't belittle my achievements.
>>8268348
I'm not sure if I was really a good impact in any of those lives. Net burden likely.
>>8268340
Hiii
Validate mee I did exercise today
>>8268369
No, most likely not
I HAVE TO PROTECT HER SMILE
>>8268374
shame
>>8268380
Fuck that sounds like an upper middle class free ticket
so wtf happened to Basic? and Maddie?
>>8268361
>Who are you ?
I am that anon that makes fun of Potato Princess.
>>8268366
Oh Marina you innocent child.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choking%20the%20chicken
>>8268371
That's great to hear. I am happy for you and I hope it was fun and that you will exercise soon again.
>>8268388
They're happy ever after
>>8268199
That's just not the case.
>>8268380
Oh yeah quick like thing that no one will tell you
Keep and scan literally everything and make a text file of events and things you've done, mail it to a gmail box used only for documents and make the titles easily searchable
I got asked for documents from 2007 literally this morning, and I've been out since 2013
>>8268388
>Basic
She lost to cock and left in disgrace after her artifice was exposed by Birdy, though I suspect she still anonposts sometimes.
>>8268006
but i'm not invisible anymore. I am woman. I deal with oppression
When I walk into work, people notice me. It's something.
>>8268397
I know what it means, but he doesn't
>>8268385
Well I'm on a naval air base lol for now. Not very exciting, but comfy and the schoolwork is easy. I mean if being a tranny works out in the navy I'd consider doing a full naval career. Tbh loving the navy so far. Wish I wasnt a tran. Life would be so much simpler.
I'm always so anxious and sad. Anyone else feel they're already on the last chapter of their life or maybe 3rd to last? I'm going to kill myself in the winter.
OK GURLS Who is the hottest MTF you have ever seen.
I need a new motivation folder.
>>8268406
didn't basic have a fiance or something?
>>8268380
You sign up and they are doing shit.
Didn't boot camp toughen you up?
>>8268416
>>8268326
>Also for getting the Mile High Club achievement in MW.
Pfft, I got the They Came to Hear Me Beg achievement on Halo: Reach, loser.
>>8268416
The ones who are so stealth noone knows
Also one i know, but i can't give you her pics
>>8268416
Amanda Lear.
https://youtu.be/pEVsTdYgTaA
i'm starting to be in my dreams again.
i think in last night's dream my stepdad was epitomizing my general thoughts about him.
hew was extremely mean & totally against me transitioning, but in this dream i totally didn't care & was taking my hormones anyway, right in front of him, & he basically had porn lying around all over his place (ok, well, irl their calendars just in his room but i basically see it as porn).
the porn made me really uncormfortable.
i miss my old dreams, when i wasn't in them
>>8268423
body is fierce.
Still has a man face tho, wtf
>>8268440
>>8268429
Do they really exist.
give me an example bb
>>8268445
hubba hubba. Let me ask you something gurrrs. Does she look good from all angles?
Or is the online game about that lighting and such?
>>8268444
I'm sad a lot and have some pretty big personality defects. It's nice that they put up with me but I don't know why.
>>8268397
Biking in the rain isn't terribly fun but the sentiment is appreciated.
;o;
So whats more accurate to how other people see me: how I look at myself in the mirror, how I look at myself in a selfie, how I look at myself when I take a picture of the mirror?
>>8268447
I know some 9/10 and 10/10 transgirls
But i can't give you pics of them so
Just think it
Or become trans, maybe you meet some somewhere trans related
Saw some super good looking ones at my endo too
>>8268465
how you look in a photo full body, standing next to someone
>>8268465
like 90% positive a mirror is the best guide
a camera doesn't have the effect of having two eyes depth perception etc
>>8268452
It's all about the angles.
>>8268452
shoo shoo chaser
>>8268438
You, tough?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>8268457
We're all sad a lot and we all have our flaws. They "put up with you" because they care about you. And if you weren't good for them, wouldn't you think they'd dislike you?
>>8268440
>has a man face
You chasers are ridiculous with your standards
well, i have to go to an appointment to see the psychologist on campus, she has to give me her overall report about what she thinks i might have as far as disabilities go, she's going to hand in the very same report to the disability resource center on campus.
i'll be back soon
>>8268457
>Biking in the rain isn't terribly fun but the sentiment is appreciated.
>;o;
Wait a minute. Did you go out with the intent to exercise or did you just ride around on your little hipster bike?
>>8268494
just logically i don't see how a photograph would be a better representation of how others see you than a mirror is
>>8268491
>hipster bike
it's a very adult bike
-semi-bike fag
>>8268329
i'm pretty sure there's a spooky youtube video very similar to this
i remember being traumatised by something similar, though i may have repressed the memory
>>8268461
*dives down from a 100 foot tall cliff and performs an assassination on you*
wort wort wort
>>8268504
Idk, i thought it up with the two girls who sit in front of me in school (both have the same name, spooky)
>>8268502
I ride a hipster bike
Pic related
>>8268461
I'm not bragging about anything. Video games are dumb.
>>8268491
I went out with the intent to ride 50k and clear my head a bit but yea I rode around on my lil hipster bike
>>8268523
You're dumb
>>8268488
Idk maybe they just take pity on me
Big lips are cute right?
>>8268550
depends on the shape
>when you slick back your hair and put on a suit and drop by your moms place and she has this dopey smiley while looking you up and down and says you look HOT
I swear incest runs in my family
>>8268558
You post here
>>8268554
Soft and girly shape
>>8267346
Yeah, sometimes. She's doing quite well.
>>8268563
pics or gtfo
>>8268570
They're not mines tho
https://youtu.be/6-4EEyW61Ok
>>8268572
well post yours anyway
>>8268542
>>8268573
Such a shame you cut your hair.
Also I thought the navy required you to keep it cut every other week
>>8268579
Am I kawaii
>>8268573
Fuck you're going to be swimming in seamen
are there any cute tshirts with tranny memes on them?
i just found this flyer in the student counseling services.
i think i wanna do it.
i want to help those cute little babies
>>8268585
I'm in regs, m8.
>>8268558
>But they are. Video games are dumb.
Well, just because something's dumb doesn't mean you can't have fun with it.
I have a lot of fun with people here, for example.
>>8268599
Wtf I'm not a slut
>>8268589
Tbh been alot of opportunities for seamen and women but I'm like... desu its been awhile and I wanna wait till I am who I want to be. I made up a fake gf to fend off the girls who keep hitting on me.
>>8268593
What was it like when you had to cut it?
>>8268603
posting pics of yourself on demand
kinda slutty
now tits
>>8268612
Sad. ;_;
>>8268619
Did you do it yourself or did you just go to a barber shop
>>8268580
????
>>8268613
Wtf youre asking me for cheese pizza
My boobs are only for my gf
>>8268627
Erm ... whatever
>>8267938
What does it mean if I got girls, but didn't know they liked me and I ended up friendzoning each and every one of them.
>>8268635
ok slut
>>8268642
Nothing at all
>>8268640
I'm not sure what you're getting at
I'm guessing saying that their pity would run out at some point?
>>8268644
REEEE
Before:
>finally sunny and nice out after being cloudy and rainy
>sick
aaahhh
>>8268648
More like
If it was just pity they would have already stopped at some point
I think it's because they like you as the person you are
Thought your own quote was pretty fitting here
>>8268657
After:
>>8268669
drugs are bad
>>8268665
>>8268669
If you're unaware Cindy is 15 and in a relationship and you're asking for kiddie porn
>>8268665
cute!
>>8268678
jeez what happened to the days of underage people pretending to be 18
>>8268676
Make a timeline, post it on passgen and let them tell you what a unmanly ftm you are
>>8268676
I thought navy regulations had you cut it shorter than that
>>8268681
i agree fellow of-age person
>>8268689
Back when I was 16 like 3 years ago I came to /lgbt/ for help and was subsequently banned. Good to see the mods are getting lazy I guess.
>>8268661
I suppose that makes sense
It's hard for me to see that but I suppose that I wouldn't have any friends at all were that the case.
>>8268263
im 6ft as well but you look look nice!
your shoulders seem narrow so it helps, unfortunately main are fairly broad..
i guess you just have to embrace it, i hate it too but what else can we do?
>>8268686
the mods here are retarded lol
>>8268682
Lol I wish
>>8268686
I don't think anyone here underage bothers to hide it. Youth is celebrated among trannies. /lgbt/ has no mods anyway.
>>8268692
/lgbt/ has mods?
>>8268635
Wow, you send your underage nudes to your also underage and consenting girlfriend? I should report you and get you on the sex offender list!
>>8268702
i mean they do that on every other board.
>>8268710
this
>>8268705
I haven't done that though
Yet
>>8268712
goodbye whoever you are :(
>revision going shit, can't concentrate, barely getting any hours in
>planning on stabbing myself in the jugular with a kitchen knife the night before the exam if things don't change in the next few weeks
>tfw scared it'll be too excruciatingly painful and I'll just freak out and/or botch it
is 64mg codeine enough or is this just a bad suicide method idea full stop?
>>8268723
I said goodbye because you'd get banned
I'm not really going
Also
REEEEE
Why do people still not know me
>>8268698
Being the /lgbt/ mod has to be a sad fate
>>8268721
That's Kayla deleting it
>>8268712
I'm not a great source of info on that it's a bloody miracle I have friends at all with how much of a shut in I am
>>8268729
d-do you know me on discord or s/t ;_;
most of the people who talk to me here i'm already friends with
who is marina
>>8268728
64mg codeine isn't even enough to get high
>>8268735
Ehh... really. Okay. Figured it was mods. Not sure why she'd delete them
>>8268750
Maximize attention, lower the risk of getting banned
relatively speaking, estrogen is making me a lot cuter
If you need a fringe to pass, do you pass?
>>8268760
relatively speaking, me too probably
but it's also making the blemishes in my skin more visible x(
>>8268760
I can confirm that this is a common observable effect.
>>8268760
it gave me gyno and killed my boners, thats it tho
>>8268765
The answer to any "if you need 'x' to pass do you really pass" is always "no"
>>8268765
what is a fringe
>>8268756
I've attempted before
the main thing stopping me is that I don't want to die in unimaginable agony worse than I've ever felt before or something
also I feel bad about hurting those who care about me but everything's so fucked idk if even that is gonna stop me for much longer
>>8268765
for a long minute i thought you said fridge and i was trying to understand how a refrigerator played a part in passing anyway this post is useless
>>8268773
If i need a pink dragon dildo to pass, do i pass ... oh
>>8268608
I really genuinely like you as a person now
all estrogen did was give me aggressive cone tits, make me go through 8 bottles of lotion a month, and want to cuddle a lot
0/10 would not recommend
>>8268788
god I want to cuddle so much
>>8268781
Wat I do. But I am cool though ty, finally someone understands. :3
(≧▽≦)b
Estrogen made me lose to ~cock~ so daddy can give me -cummies- and ~squishies
UwU
>>8268788
There is literally (LITERALLY) nothing wrong with a cuddle drive
>>8268788
>want to cuddle a lot
Don't blame that on the oestrogen, you wanted that anyway. And who doesn't like lotion!?
>>8268801
It's not really irony if you actually want those things
>>8268801
same senpai
r8 my dinner /b/ros
>>8268814
>No anchovies.
Disgusting.
>>8268814
aaaaaAAAAAAHHHH
>>8268816
>Jump in front of the Norwich-London express train. it's very fast.
rude to the train driver and passengers tho
>>8268816
no trains/cars
like fuck am I gonna traumatise someone else with my suicide
if I do anything it'll be in a locked travel inn bathroom with a note on the door to call the police straight away etc.
there's a lot of geyness goin on this thread rn
>>8268820
dont try
https://clyp.it/xqu4wqye
>>8268829
what
>>8268787
Idk, i almost never took it before but 60 was enough to make my headache lighter
Also i'm back for some time now, posting almost everyday, people should at least know i exist
tfw zombie
Should I cut all my hair off and just settle on being a faggot?
sub 1k here i come
>>8268831
robin will die of old age at 127 years old
>>8268831
>ODing
>on ket
I'm not sure if that's even possible, what's the LD50? isn't it used as a tranquiliser on old people and autistic children in way higher concentrations than recreational users?
>hanging
already tried asphyxiation, it's BAD
>jump off a bridge
too high chance I'll survive for like whole minutes afterwards in horrific agony, not to mention how few high spots there are in Norwich, it's fucking East Anglia duh
>>8268839
it'll just make you feel worse.
>>8268844
pls no
>>8268838
Still feeling ill?
>>8268809
It's irony if the agp is turned up to 11
>>8268816
Try transitioning first then make that call
>>8268839
youll regret it
you can be a faggot with beautiful long hair
>>8268842
>No TI battle pass level
nat pls
>>8268815
>No I didn't I hated cuddling
Wow, you... mecha-Nazi...
>>8268844
No, that'll be me. I have many ancestors that breached 100.
I am become AGP
>>8268857
You summoned me, mortal?
>>8268848
wouldn't it be an ironic twist of fate though?
>>8268847
I doubt it
>>8268852
I don't think I will. Hrt has done nothing for me
>>8268853
With what money
>>8268858
But what if it does work?
>>8268849
Better, but still a bit of nausea. I ate some, then went and took a nap. I just had some more food, and am going to drink a d-ribose laced orange juice soon.
>>8268871
get a pretty girl haircut instead
having a frizzy mop for hair that you haven't cut in a year and a half is feminine right?
>>8268871
You should find a rusty knive somewhere on the junkyard
>>8268871
how long have you been on it?
>>8268845
Okay
CO poisoning
What's your excuse now? All you need is a fucking barbeque and sealed room.
>>8268851
When I first started I was intent on not transitioning until I passed 90%, these days as I sink further into drugs and depression I've started to care less. i'm not sure if this is a good thing for it means girlmoding with a neanderthal brow and male voice.
>>8268853
Thought it was paracetamol overdose?
>tfw you thought of OD'ing on paracetamol because it's painful and you hate yourself that much
>>8268875
Sugar can help, yeah.
>>8268882
In the sense that are also homeless women... yeah, sure.
tfw no bf / gf
is it weird if i feel like i'd rather do mono with guys but poly with girls
Ah fuck I didn't think any of this through
Now I'm back in the town where I know the highest number of people so I'm too nervous to go shopping because with my fucking luck I'll run into someone I know and I can't bullshit my way out of things to save my life
And I feel too nervous to wear the women's clothes I have around my mom and stepfather, plus I can't just toss them in the wash without coming out to my stepfather and my stepsister (who's a total blabbermouth who'll tell everyone)
And my privacy is lower than it was when I was in a dorm or had an apartment
End this
>>8268871
It won't
>>8268877
This
>>8268882
It's what I do tbdesu
>>8268903
Box cutter is a godlike tool for self surgery
>>8268889
I'd have made one earlier if I'd thought of it. I've been wondering if I need to get on B12 injections for a few months.
>>8268903
because having pretty hair is nice of course
why not do it?
fags can have pretty hair too
>>8268868
Hi Phienchen, I feel horrible, what should I do?
>>8268912
I hope nobody screenshots this and uses it without the backstory
>>8268902
>i would only od on heroin or strong opiates 2bh
You know your shit.
>>8268920
idk if the backstory of you telling someone to cut off their penis with it makes it any better desu
>>8268907
>Now I'm back in the town where I know the highest number of people
I'm in this town too, let me know when you find a solution.
>>8268925
Shit, you're right
>>8268918
find a raven to pet. thats a great webm
Now I want to pet a raven
>>8268913
Why not. I doubt those I injections really hurt and if they can make you feel better...
Emotional abuse is the worst :(
should i repost my voice clip from last night for more (You)'s
im running low
>>8268938
hugg
>>8268941
do it. i loved listening to your voice
>>8268933
>there's no difference
How old are you?
>>8268941
record a new one where you say a bunch of racial slurs
>>8268934
Me too I always wanted one and apparently they can be tamed pretty well just by feeding them again and again. But Birds aren't that great for cuddling I need a human :(
>>8268952
isn't andro mode a loose hoodie and jeans?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0haHL5Cdz1F
pic unrelated
>>8268955
yaaa humans are better for cuddles ;-;
have you considered looking online for cudds?
>>8268964
but i love listening to your hot british accent! What area are you from?
alright, so the psychologist i saw does not think i have autism.
she doesn't even think it seems likely.
we are currently pursuing depression & a.d.d. as our leads
>>8268962
Nobody loves me :(
>>8268943
hugg
thanks
>>8268971
i could have told you that you didnt have autism for free.
>>8268934
Ravens are my favorite bird.
>>8268936
I need a doc to prescribe them, and I don't think my insurance will cover them.
>>8268938
agreed.
>>8268952
I shop at stores many miles from home. Even then I only got to the ones open way late at night so they are near deserted when I go. Having cptsd sucks. I did this long before transitioning this time.
>>8268971
i'm p sure you have autism senpai
>>8268977
it was free anyway.
it was all on-campus, & i'm a full-time student
>>8268958
For me it was skinny jeans and a oversize shirt for girls
>no (You)'s
>>8268986
clock out and leave
>>8268986
there weren't any racial slurs
>>8268978
>London.
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
And not, i thought we had been over this. i dont like men anymore, i just really like british accents. when you do finally pull off the flawless female voice i know that you can il probably masturbate to it
>>8268960
my mom is here right now but il listen to this after. is it the same as i heard last night?
>>8268968
>is there a market for people that just want to cuddle
Mtfg.
>>8268982
why?
>>8268984
>college services
>free
yes goy
>>8268968
Ive no idea, I assume it depends on your age area sex and what type youre looking for.
>>8268974
theres probably a lot of people out there that would love you if they knew you tho, gotta keep looking
>>8268979
my fave are ducks. but everytime I quak at them they just look at me like I am retarded and dont quak back. I want ducks to quak with me
I think I have an anxiety problem desu
>>8268958
That's my everyday outfit though
Maybe it is, idk
>>8268964
Driving a car is ezpz, it's memorizing some of the rules and the driving test that are a pain
>>8268968
>andro mode is easy
Tell me how pls
>>8268979
I would order online or go a store out of town really early or really late to get stuff
>>8268960
My female doc has a significantly lower voice than you.
>>8268996
well, yea, of course my tuition pays for it, that's a given
>>8268978
I didn't die either. Not sure how close I got to, because I don't remember much of that evening. All I know is that everyone was fucking scared. I don't know for how long I blacked out.
>>8268985
what about bobs poking out ;_;
>>8269005
say gas the kikes race war now
>spend my neetbucks buying 60$ games
how retarded am i, male to gamer general?
>>8268992
gottem
>>8269000
does a 19 yr old not-really-passing tranny looking for men to cuddle me sound like it has much hope
>>8269002
>tell me how
hoodies
loose fitting womens t-shirts
cardigans
skinny jeans
converse
pale colors
very light make-up (if you want)
a satchel
ponytail
>>8269018
that shouldn't be too late. hmm talk to a doc about it, whats your dosage?
>>8269011
I didn't care too much at some point
I also wore glitter nail polish (but i'm still a boy, right)
>>8268982
seriously, why?
everytime something bad happens there's a voice in my head that says to hurt myself and it's stupid
>>8269026
if you pay them in sex this will almost definitely work. not sure if its worth it though
>>8269003
My voice therapist's is lower than mine. I wish I could manage a lower voice without it getting raspy.
>>8268991
I hate that meme.
>when you do finally pull off the flawless female voice
Unlikely. If I get the money and find someone good I'll use a voice coach but I'm already planning on girlmoding with a male voice.
>>8269001
I've been trying to find morphine and heroin for like forever.
>>8269002
Yeah I'll give it a try. My main worry is insurance.
>>8269008
Meh maybe I'll do it again, it was fun.
>>8269012
a) I don't have a girlvoice
b) English accents aren't very gangster
>>8269037
Then do the english gentleman :D
Also now i want ganster stuff with english accent
>>8269027
im going to start incorporating nailpolish into my boymode
maybe not glitter though
>>8269012
oh that's exciting!
i thought your voice was alright tho?
>>8268991
>i just really like british accents
Google Jacob Rees-Mogg and tell me what you think.
>>8269042
time to find a man you love !!
>>8269054
My voice is pretty andro and passes because i look how i look
But it could be so much better
So i want professional help
>>8269035
mine is raspy almost all the time now. The more I talk, the worse it gets.
>>8269094
Muscular fatigue? That's what my therapist is worried about. All of my muscles are always tense.
>>8269094
Same here, I can never get rid of the rasp, boy voice or girl voice.
>>8269142
>thyroid stuff
That probably explains mine too, I've had some thyroid issues on and off, grave's disease.
>>8269166
Get checked for the thyroid autoimmune antibodies.