MTFG: male to female general

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Nimmmmmmmmmm notice me

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>tfw home
:3

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>>8264265

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Dear /mtfg/

What's the best way to have anal sex?

>>8264278
hi

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How's my boy mode?

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Going for that week-old-bannana-look
unsee.
cc/ribezagu/

>>8264292
Lube him up and bite the pillow

>>8264256

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pKAsxcKUVV

>>8264292
you're in luck that i saved this. not sure how accurate it since iv never read the whole thing but i assume its pretty good
http://imgur.com/a/SBDvb

Silicone injections, yay or nay?

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i just wrote this message to a gril on craigslist:

>hi, my name is ####.
>i'm 24, about 5'5".
>19 is a little young, so i'm not exactly comfortable w/ the idea of having intercourse w/ you.
>making out might be ok though

i'll be honest, i don't think she's gonna respond.
absolutely no reason to think she would.
i basically said she's too young for me.
i thought it would be fun though

>>8264305
Nay

>>8264307
slut

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>>8264295
How do you get paid exactly? I'm looking to try and do something similar for temp work.

do things go in butts i dont think they do

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>>8264257
*pulls your hair and eats some*

>>8264256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TPZ8lOAHS5

>>8264321
Depends on how brave you are

>>8264321
The butte is made for things to go into it

>>8264297
http://www.strawpoll.me/12938919

>>8264320
amazon pays me whenever someone clicks on my affiliate links

>>8264323
Not my cookie dough ice cream! You didn't ask!

>>8264331
nim i want you to suck my gt right now

>>8264332
*ignores u*

>>8264320
>>8264331
i mean when they click my link and buy something

>>8264336
but isnt that gey

>>8264339
but ur gey

>>8264332
yank yank yank tugg tugg tugg

>>8264316
yea, i'm pretty sure i like both men & women.
is that a problem?

>>8264331
How would I go about getting paid by Amazon for this?

>>8264337
That's so messed up! :O
>>8264343
>_>

>>8264323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eqgrf8doDv

>>8264346
amazon affiliates

>>8264345
was more talking about meeting up with strangers from >craigslist to do lewd with them
that makes you a slut
get a bf/gf and be loyal
>inb4 polyamory meme
>inb4 i-i'm just experimenting >.<//

>>8264339
So you get paid to advertise?

>>8264354
I'll poke around. Is there an application process?

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Imma sleep now
I get my s8 tomorrow! Finaly!

>>8264355
>from >craigslist to do lewd with them
>that makes you a slut
i used to do that when i was a horny twink slut. would not recommend, very dangerous, very very stupid and im extremely lucky that a condom never broke and i never got any std. Or that one of them killed or or raped me or something

>>8264349

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11GcYnOhBEF

>>8264361
no i write reviews for products on amazon and put my affiliate links in the reviews

>>8264371
Ohhhhhh ok.

>>8264367
Wooo! :D Puppers!

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>>8264307
btw, i attached the picture 1st picture of myself that i posted this morning.
this picture

>>8264355
i don't care about my purity.
i am someone who is proud to be a corrupt trannu

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>tfw practicing girlvoice for the first time after a month of not practicing

>>8264370
um well thank you, but i dont think im a good person.

uhhhhhhh how do i figure out what my discord is, im such a noob with it

>>8264381
>>8264381

Practicing mine is making me want to cry. I do a girl voice whenever I'm in public or with friends, but I have no idea what I sound like and if what I sounded like at the start of this is what I've been sounding like the whole time I want to an hero

>>8264371
That sounds easy as heck, so you just write reviews on products you bought from amazon and put a link in it?

"Stop!" yelled the Tauren druid. "I'm really a night elf!"

The Stormwind elite guards were not swayed, and they cut down the level 25 in just 2 hits...

At the cemetery, the tauren sold part of her sold to the cemetery angel spirit in exchange for his life back. After the deal was struck, the Tauren rubbed her magic rock, and teleported home.

There she cried, until the rest of her tribe showed up on kodo. "Damn faggot," the warrior said, "your gear is red. Lmfao u a scrub my nigga just transfer servers Holy shit."

That night, the tauren jumped off a thuderbluff cliff, turned into a bird, and died irl from suicide.

>>8264378
yikes

>>8264370
Cisgender Mammaries#9761

>>8264381
i remember how this feels all too well. my voice is awful

>>8264391

i cri evri teim

>>8264390
i go on amazon and find products related to my niche then read through the consensus in the reviews and make a review based on that

buying the products would make the whole thing not cost efficient

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>tfw no bf

>>8264397
yea, that picture isn't so great

>>8264388
I talk to stone angels in the cemetery.

>>8264407
but you have a gf tho

>>8264407
just keep this >>8264285 open forever in another tab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqDsugfu8M0

Every repressor reaches this point and realises they killed "her"

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>>8264413
No I don't
;~~~~;

>>8264418
Even more sad

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>>8264311
Hello new waifu welcome home from work. I have some of your favorite animu selected for watching tonight, and dinner is in the oven. Would you like your full body massage before or after you eat dinner?

Carth is so autistic jfc lmao

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>>8264397
i guess it's fine by me if i'm still a virgin as long as i still get to act like a slut on the internet.
i like flirting.
the only shame is that @ this rate, it will only be a matter of time before i'm just a slut, rather than a virgin slut

>>8264436
[autism intensifies]
xD xD xD

>>8264399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BGXhUXCgre

>finally back home
>first thoughts I have are that I'm worthless, everyone secretly hates me, and that I should probably kill myself
Y-you too, brain

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>>8264432
body massage body massage body massage!!!

I am not a virgin

>>8264456
i-i dont think he's a trained masseuse ufufu

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>>8264460

>>8264456
Shea/Cocoa Butter mix or Coconut oil?

Who wants a body massaaage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk

>>8264449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NL1Aw3EIaq

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>when people think you're memeing

besides, getting a bf/gf that i like is hard

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>>8264466
i came here to post this

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>>8264465
butter! butter!!!

>>8264480
Mine moved last week. Was with her everyday for a full month and then she peaced out of state. Shit sucks. That's like ten months of tinder memes.

Should I let my doctor girlfriend know she has a very wide vagina? It's not tight and is sort of kik throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

>>8264307
>intercourse
Are you autistic or something?

>>8264474
so you actually think thats a boymode?

>>8264473
ye iktf about just being alone in your house all day

i kinda just talk to myself in recordings cuz i feel like they're too shitty to post on here lol

i got like a two hour practice session in today tho, that's pretty good for me

>>8264428
Aww, what happened? If you are willing to talk about it. I know you used to.

>>8264498
:(

>tfw ufufu was alive
Good. How have you been

>>8264506
well im totally judgement free so if you ever want to practice with someone at all you can add me on discord and we can vc. i promise i would never laugh at you or anythin

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>>8264507
She has a chronic autoimmune disorder and broke up with me several months back as it began to flare up again because she didn't feel she could offer me a relationship

>>8264515
i get noivous when i talk to people on VC even if it's in guy voice i don't think i could do girlvoice lol

>>8264307
Next time tell her she's really cute. Worst case scenario she wants your dick and you say no thanks. Now you've put pressure on her to not want sex and mentioned sex which the first rule of female flirting. It's unspoken unless you're DTF.

Roll play: Explicitly saying no sex makes you seem lame and judgey. 17 is what society and our bodies seem to tell us is okay to want to fuck, so if it's not age why won't you fuck me anon? Are you a weirdo? If yes, this extends past your rules with sex. You're weird idk why you couldn't just call me cute. Bye.

how do i get rid of a cold sore fast???

>>8264516
Wow, that really sucks. Did you offer to try to make it work in spite of that? It sounded like you two really worked together.

>>8264519
its ok no pressure but if you ever wanna practice just let me know <3 il talk to you in guy voice the whole time. or whats left of my guy voice

>>8264522
Abriva - brand name. fucking expensive like extortion level expensive like 15 bucks for a finger nail worth of stuff tube. Not prescription, really works idk how.

>>8264526
my discord is nim#7638

>>8264529
how long does it take to clear up!

>>8264503
Yes

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>>8264516
starting to feel like this is a good reason to end my current relationship... im pretty fucked physically atm and just cant do all that much

mostly i just sit at home trying to will my nausea and pain away these days. or try to ignore it by watching a bunch of anime. i need like quiet, too, so i kinda force her to not talk all that much so i can try and feel a little less shitty physically

im not the best girlfriend rn

hate mysel.f

hat emyself

>>8264559
that is honestly gross as hell

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>>8264559

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>>8264559
Seriously wtf is wrong with you

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>>8264493
>butter! butter!!!
Ok baby girl. Go take your clothes off I will be just a minute, I have to take dinner out of the oven. We are having Salmon filets seasoned with Italian seasoning and limes, Broccoli florets, fresh sliced Tomatoes, Pink Lady Apples and Canteloupe. I picked up some of your favorite ice cream for dessert.

Your massage cant take too long because I dont want the salmon to get cold.

>>8264516
Did she have TRAPS?

>>8264532
if you put it on as you feel it starting/forming its supposed to really really help
i don't get cold sores but my mom does and she says abreva helps a lot

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>>8264523
Idk, I think the fact of the matter is, she's right.
She can't really offer what it is that I'm looking for right now. We're still close but like, it just won't really work even if I want it to.

>>8264549
Is she happy to be with you though? That's what matters. Idk I feel like it hurts more when you're still happy to be with them.

>>8264565
lol so much jealousy that i pass and make a living off it

>>8264578

post a pic of you passing

>>8264559
Is your boyfriend ok with whoring you out like that?

>>8264574
can u put it on your gt?

>>8264571
Yeah, sure.

>>8264580
he loves my gt and were going to buy engraved chastity cages for our anniversary

>>8264578
im not even trying to be mean
i don't think anyone here wants to see that
like maybe cute boobs are ok but thats just nasty nasty nasty

Nice productive day, lets see what she going on
>>8264578
Edie 2.0
>>8264575
Still no grad school 24/7 drug binge
>>8264571
Hot voice
>>8264526
Is going to kill me in my sleep

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>>8264578
Camming isn't hard though.
No one here is mad that you cam, it's the fact that you show show off off your genitals here

>>8264593
>>8264594
>>8264591
kill yourself its the only option since u dont pass

>>8264596
wow rude

well im going on a date with my bf to la we are going to see what homeless ppl in venice are willing to do for a buck then give them a peso
byeeee

>>8264596
ok

>>8264578
i'm glad you pass but that's really agp

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>>8264596
But I do pass

>>8264596
Hmmm

Oh darn sweetie, you got me

I'm going to cry like all day now

>>8264593
What are drugs I don't do those

>>8264591
speak for yourself fuckface
i love tranny dick

>>8264611
All poor people are on drugs and don't want to work

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Which one of you drew girls with peepees all over the sidewalk?

This isn't funny, fess up.

>>8264618
Settle down there ayn rand you're still just middle class

>>8264613
avatar on, Carth.

>>8264613
if you thought that picture she posted was sexy you're probably not a tranny

>>8264456
>>8264493
ufufu the cuterst anime girl

Does Ufufu have FAS?

>I lived long enough to see "im the most trutrans" Kayla go full agp

>>8264605
Bruh which is it pass or nah cos you go back and forth with this shit

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>>8264559
lmao
put that away

>>8264571
honestly turned on rn

>>8264575
yes
maybe
idk

i feel like theres no way she can be enjoying how un-fun i am lmao

>>8264623

>>8264626
She was always full AGP to be honest

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>>8264619
holy shit, i should join in the fun

>>8264625
Her face reminds me of Quasimodo desu

>>8264619
beep has been drawing girls with peepees lately
it was probably her

>>8264622
no i'm a chaser
you think you have to be on hrt to come to this thread?
lol

>>8264629
Ufufu, would you ever be with a black man?

>>8264620
>you're still just middle class
haha
dont scratch that sore
she doesnt like being called bourgeoisie
in her mind she is rich, it was real in her own mind!

meanwhile there are millionaires and billionaires laughing at her paltry lifestyle

>>8264631
Ph I know. But she would always spout her insane trutrans bullshit at everybody.
How many times did Kayla say that if you touch your penis at all you're not trans? Or even the thought of jerking off made her violently ill?
Now shes crappy lingerie and jerking off on cam while a chaser fucks her

>>8264637
Nobody thinks you can't come here, we all just think you're pretty gross for doing it

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>>8264628
I say pass. I rarely if ever get misgendered.
I usually just meme

>>8264629
what would your gf think of you being flirtatious with other people on the internet

>>8264575
:( Hope you find something else that works out, then.

>>8264637
all chasers start hrt eventually

one of us one of us

>>8264646
to be brutally honest, she wasnt this bad when she wasnt with her chaser boyfriend
she used to want srs for example

>>8264646
The pictures she posts make me feel embarrassed to be here

>>8264648
lets talk about the jpg attached to this post angie

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>>8264629
Idk I'm not really all that good at relationships myself but I think that the basis of any healthy relationship is to talk to your partner instead of making assumptions about their feelings.

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also holy fucking shit tomoyo got brutally friendzoned this episode
brutally friendzoned

>>8264639
yes definitely

>>8264650
she knows i am sometimes and she also knows its just me dicking around

>>8264578
>YOU EITHER DIE YOUNG
>OR LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOURSELF BECOME THE VILLAIN

it's not the real kayla, do you all know what a tripcode is

>>8264654
I dunno, she was pretty easily talked out of it by her boyfriend.

I think it was just a way for her to feel superior by claiming she was all TruTrans.

Chastity cages are like, old man sissy shit. Fucking yuck

is it normal for ketamine to make your vision flicker on and off?

>>8264654
I honestly doubt she ever actually wanted srs and that it wasnt just her insane brain trying to get back at her mom or something.

>>8264656
Ms. Cock ruins everything.

>>8264647
who cares i just fap to trannies and here is a good place to come for that
>>8264652
no i dont think so

>>8264620
After tax benefits I'm in the 97th ish percentile of the US

But thanks I'll try to remember that North American myth that we're all middle class is this pervasive

Tfw no gf

>>8264672
I don't see how, the only one who posts dick is Kayla.

It's mostly just sadposting and drama here.

Tfw no bf

>>8264677
are you telling me that girls don't post unsees of their tits or faces?
just last night korra posted one of her tits
fuckin retard

see so touchie and salty about being middle class

>>8264673
bourgeoisie

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>>8264585
>Yeah, sure
Wait so does she have TRAPS or a different auto immune disease, or do you just not know? I was trying to engage you in polite conversation you fucking Leaf, dont give me vague two word answers.

>>8264593
>Hot voice
Thats what muh grandma says too :3

>>8264621
>avatar on, Carth
LEL nah, not me. I do like Kayla tho. I dont mind people that are in your face and dramatic online if they know how to be chill IRL. Big personalities and egos dont bother me, I am use to that by now.

>>8264629
>honestly turned on rn
LOL this is just the beginning babe, we are gonna be good friends. I am not like the others, you can be yourself around me :^)

I see haters are starting to come out of the woodwork, I am gonna go eat before my fish gets any colder tbdesu

>>8264672
>>8264677
>>8264673
>>8264670
>>8264669
>>8264667
>>8264665
>>8264664
>>8264660
>>8264658
>>8264657
>>8264656
>>8264654
Cringe

>>8264645
There's always someone richer, prettier and smarter then you

>>8264681
jeez why are you so hostile and rude

>>8264685
I dont think you know what cringe means.

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>>8264657
What about it?

>>8264681
you jack off to trannies faces?

>>8264690
cringe

>>8264692
yeah tgirl faces are hot

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>>8264673
>only 3%
How middle class

>>8264684
She has lupus thanks for asking

>>8264681
4chan has boards full of actual tranny porn and you come here to jerk off to a face and maybe a singular tit?

What is wrong with you?

>>8264694
don't call us tgirls.
i guess calling us trannies is 1 thing, but calling us tgirls is weird

>>8264698
metal illness

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IMPORTANT! What can I spike my boyfriend's meals with to make him taller than me?

The internet is down at work, so I'm being paid to sit on my ass and shitpost on 4chan

Sometimes the wageslave life is okay

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>>8264691
Post more simpsons

https://strawpoll.com/3e9ae4a

>>8264704
estrogen

>>8264702
would you prefer shemales

>>8264704
you can't

>>8264711
XD

>>8264703
metal is an illness desu.

>>8264710
>no option for faye
not even gonna bother voting senpai

>>8264702
SO U WANNA BE A T GURRRLLL

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>>8264696
I like Kayla. Unironically, I think she's brave and powerful.

>>8264713
i would prefer being called a tranny.
i believe i just said that. >:/
calling us shemales is worse

I want to be somebody's pet desu
trading everything in for headpats and cuddles and not having much expected of me sounds good to me

what does it mean when you haven' eaten anything in a while and your stomach starts hurting kind of

>>8264713
a femme person of transgender experience is the only terminology I find acceptable

>>8264721
what about a failed man

>>8264721
Dont call me a nigger said the niggers

call me a cis girl pls

don't be offensive

>>8264723
idk but i've heard that if you let it keep hurting for long enough you'll die

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>>8264714
>you can't
he's only 26 he's still a growing boy, i need boy fertilizer but i don't know where to find it.

>>8264728
cis girls pls go

>>8264625
>>8264634
Same fag

>>8264731
@ 26?
he's done growing.
all of his bones have ossified.

>>8264733
but im like one of you!

i need you to chant "don't ossify, lil hippers!" so my hips know not to

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>>8264709

DrakePoster is officially the worst trip

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>>8264726
>>8264727
honestly, i only hope you don't like my face enough to fap to it

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So I had to ride my bike home in the rain
Really glad I pack my rain coat every day, it was nice out earlier and now it's pouring
POP QUIZ ARE MY JEANS BLUE OR BLACK

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>>8264704
omoide poroporo right
naisu

>>8264744
no your face in particular is not something i would touch myself to

>>8264743
Well he is a pedophile...

>>8264702
>>8264694

only one way to find out
http://www.strawpoll.me/12939340
http://www.strawpoll.me/12939340
http://www.strawpoll.me/12939340

>>8264749
well, good

>>8264751
>being this autistic

How do you take estrogen for this long and still act like a chaser

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>>8264741
don't ossify, lil hippers!

>>8264748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZhp3FOAPVg

yup

>>8264764
don't ossify, lil hippers!

>>8264764
don't ossify, lil hippers!

>>8264764
don't ossify, little hippers

>>8264764
don't ossify, lil hippers!
>tfw its too late for you

>>8264764
>don't ossify, lil hippers!

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OKAY i decided im going to make an anime youtube channel and my first video is going to be me talking about kemono friends and how great it is

to facilitate this i need someone to buy me a serval cosplay outfit. any takers ???

>>8264767
oh
i dont really listen to this stuff

>>8264737
at 26 he's practically still a baby, i need him to grow into a big tallboy

keto seems to be working, I just had a cheese omelette btw

>>8264780
I will fund u when I win the lotto tonight :D

>>8264780
me neither but i didn't have any more only yesterday pictures on my laptop, just the one i posted originally because i use it as an avatar.

>>8264780
i cant buy you any stuff but i can support u and luv u in spirit

>>8264787
also this

>>8264787
wtf that doesnt mean anything anne

>>8264764
don't ossify, lil hippers!

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It just hit me that I'm growing boobs ;-;

Yay

i need somebody to make me their pet
this is where i belong in life
somebody's pet degenerate to use for entertainment and company
need
so bad
i cant do the adult thing
i just cant do it, i tried
all i need is a place to sleep, food and hormones

>>8264789
it means everything tho
its like the vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gls09kO-8DE

OMG ANNA
HAVE YOU SEEN THE CASTLE?!

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Is codeine a ghetto drug? I got all this purple drank on my coffee table and I feel like a stereotype.

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>>8264795
its so cute seeing you get happy as transition becomes real for you uwu
didnt we say that HRT would fix things?

>>8264799
codeine is a painkiller used by hospitals and stuff like morphine

i shoudn't be happy about someone saying they wouldn't fap to my face.
now i'm not

>>8264747
White gold.

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>>8264803
What have I become? I'm so happy...

I'm not used to it

>>8264804
Shakira is a codeine addict.

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how do i make 6'3 and 20" shoulders look feminine?

>>8264799
is it easy to get codeine in cough syrup in the UK?

>>8264829
why haven't you killed yourself?

>>8264829
60" hips maybe?

>>8264829
idk just own it

when do you officially graduate from baby trans

>>8264837
it would make my boyfriend sad :\

>>8264840
>40" hips
welp

>>8264842
can i disown it instead

>>8264833
easy as pie

>>8264796
Government meme assistance.

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>>8264787
i love u alwys and forever

>>8264785
oh i see
yah i watched it a while back and liked it
its not as good as mimi wo sumaseba i m h o tho
or like most of miyazakis movies

>>8264784
yay !!!!

>>8264854
its pretty damn tough in the US
makes me sad :(

I pray for the day that the chance is 0 of me scrolling down this thread and seeing picture's of Kayla's dick.

>>8264795
>>8264803
>>8264811
>that moment when as a repressor you actually are paranoid about the ability of trannies to be able to mess with your mind and turning you into a trip

just trans my gender up pham

Are there any trannies here that are not drug addicts?

Getting food at Wingstop

Sudden overwhelming urge to run behind counter and stick head in the oil

>>8264871
Is cannabis a drug

>>8264865
why would you pray for blindness?

although as someone else pointed out, that wasn't her tripcode and probably not her

>>8264871
I do drugs only very occasionally and recently freed myself of a quite persistent tobacco addiction.

>>8264873
but y tho

>>8264871
I'm not addicted, just dependant

IPA is best beer

>>8264873
I had that for the first time last weekend, pretty good
what kind do you usually get?

>>8264871
all i do is drink now

>>8264883
I want to suffer.

>See girl I has a massive crush on in HS on okcupid
>She's gay now
Should I go for it?

>>8264871
I'm not an addict! I just depend on codeine and cocaine to stay happy.

>>8264887
why drink beer when you can drink wine

i just dont understand

>>8264884
You know I document your posts and forward them to Norwich dwp.
Its not hard for them to pick out and identify your file

>>8264871
Does HRT count?

>>8264889
then rob the store and get arrested

>>8264893
hangover :(

>>8264890
Yes, but don't be creepy. Just invite her out and say you're transitioning, you'll know if she's into it almost immediately.

>>8264890
do it for the memes

>>8264871
I smoke estrogen all day long

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>>8264871
i do rc stims on occasion but not enough to consider myself addicted, i guess nicotine which is the worst drug for trannies.

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>>8264871
i dont even drink anymore

>>8264906
>rc stims
are those fun or does the comedown make it not worth it?

>>8264871
I'm not one anymore

>>8264878
I just checked in the archives and there's actually like 5 different tripcodes under the name "Kayla" but it still doesn't change the fact I'm sick of her, or her impersonators, posting Kayla's dick.

>>8264894
Didn't she say she told them that she does drugs because they won't give her meds or some shit and they were like "okay keep doing it if it stops you sudokuing"?

>>8264901
Should I mention who I am do you think? I'd imagine she'd recognize me cause we were in band together but we never talked. Also, nothing on her profile says her name so idk if I want to act like I'm sure who she is even though I'm 99% positive.

>>8264888
I try not to eat out since it's expensive. I ended up with the citrus pepper and mango habanero this time.

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>>8264871
Me and my gf are pure

>>8264921
yeah its gross
i don't really understand the urge some trips apparently get to post their dick

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>>8264914
eh, it's pretty inconsistent for me. sometimes it take some 4F-MPH and it's amazing, and sometimes i feel nothing. probably why i don't do them much. i might try different ones though.

comedown is fatigue, depression, and a lack of motivation. which is just my every day anyways.

i can't say i'd recommend them.

>>8264912
weeeeeeeeeew

>>8264942
yeah I had heard of that one
idk i guess its better just not to get into using them

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>tfw 3 years ago before transition watched nat geo doc about inner city junkies
>two black trannies high on meth or pcp or some shit
>thought it was sad
>tfw ive ended up the same way
i blame society and cis white male privilege

>>8264948
if there are only 4 other trips used, what are the odds she herself actually posted just those 7 posts or whatever under that conveniently new one

it wasn't her
not that it really matters

>>8264951
>i blame society and cis white male privilege
those junkies probably do too

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i'm feeling bad rn :(

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>>8264950
i got them to try and help with college, because my various anxieties were making me flunk out. then i broke my arm and flunked out anyways.

and i don't really want to use them at work, even if work stresses me really badly. a bad comedown 3 hours into an 8 hour shift would be pretty awful.

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>>8264943
You should get a siren outfit~.

>>8264958
I used to snort a lot of adderall my first year of college
I made a lot of friends chainsmoking and talking to random people at the smoker's table

but now it barely gives me a buzz and the comedown is fucking awful
I think I might have ruined stims for myself :(

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>>8264811
pat
only good girls who take their hormones get pat

>>8264866
I wouldnt worry about it, you're either going to repress forever and become a hon or transition soon, you're already at the right place to facilitate transition

>>8264955
& no one cares ;~;

>>8264968
rip

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>>8264871
I'm a food endorphin addict I guess :/
>tfw not pure

>>8264925
Yeah, I think so. Something in common. And it'll let you off the tranny disclosure hook. Like it'll be obvious. She would find out. Like if she still seems into it (and she probably won't be) then good you told her. If she's not then good don't waste emotional headache worrying youll just know.

>made friend on skype
>kinda lewd as I do share lewds but also just friendship
>close out skype and don't open it for 2 days because busy
>open it back up to him calling me a bitch and stuf for ghosting him

why does this happen so much

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>>8264963
at least it's an excuse to stop, i have a bag of stims in my drawer but i haven't touched it 5 weeks or so. whenever my job interview was.

>>8264871
I'm not.

>>8264893
Wine is gross beer is love

>tfw never did drugs because didnt want to be the person doing drugs alone in their room
i guess it worked out okay

or didnt idk

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>>8264976
let them cry, boys are for getting dick pics from and then ignoring

Since nobody wants to talk to me anymore, I might as well just drop my trip forever.

>>8264976
Wow what a toxic piece of shit. Get better pen pals.

>>8264982
elanna you cannot possibly believe this unless they simply sell just absolutely dreadful, atrocious wine in canada

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>>8264982
wine and beer are both gross
pear cider is where its at

>>8264985
I was scared of getting in trouble with drugs

>>8264982
gin cocktails>tequila cocktails>other forms of liquor>wine>rum>beer>cider

>>8264986
i like that picture. and yeah but I like digital companionship because I dont have irl companionship

>>8264989
this has happened multiple times :/

How many of you were stoners in high school?

>>8264988
Who are you?
>>8264989
Are you on new meds? You seem a lot more stable.

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>>8264990
Maybe it's because the beer is amaaaaaziiiiiing ever thought of that?

>>8264985
there is almost no benefit to drugs
psychedelics are the only kind that can really be positive

>>8264995
Nobody.

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all beer is gross

>>8264998
When I'm not high on codeine im suicidal so it is positive.

>>8264988
i want to talk to you
the problem is that im bad at it

>>8264998
i was never cool enough to know people who had psychedlics anyway

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>>8264993
don't worry nimmy you'll find a nice boy, it will happen when you least expect it.

>>8264996
I am trying to consider your point of view on this, failing to understand it, and frowning.

>>8264932
As it turns out being a transbian dating another transbian has not made me any more tolerant of unsolicited trans dick pics, or any unsolicited dick pics in general.

>>8264974
Ok, I think I'll do that. If I remember correctly she went to college in a really liberal city as far as Montana goes, so maybe there's a chance? At least enough of one to hopefully be friends and not have her out me to a bunch of other people I used to go to school with.

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>>8264995
Nah, just grew up and into myself. I was a scared child when I crashed into this place, I burnt up on entry. I smoke less, frequently remind myself that I'm okay, and still don't hold a job. I live kinda removed from reality.

>>8265009
wrong person

>>8264994
me :(
i've smoked too much but i don't anymore

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>>8265010
It's ok, not everyone can live in a place with this much great local brew

>>8265009
im not lewd

>>8265006
You don't even know who I am, do you?

I need money to set the sound system in my car so all it does is play the culture club

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>>8265017
>im not lewd

>>8265018
no i dont
if youre a trip i probably like talking with you, but again i just suckk at conversation

>>8265005
thats the robin-style life
idk if you need to be fugged up all the time to be happy, whats even the point of living?
>>8265007
grow shrooms yourself :^)

>>8265013
but you're schizo though right?

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>>8265017
i knew the boy thing was suspish, i feel bad now though. does words being blurry mean i need glasses? :\

big apologies though, my sentiment doesn't change and i really mean it