Jerking off edition
• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
prev >>8245895
DO NOT REPLY TO FAYE OR ALESSIA
Cindy thread!
they're gonna raid our board :(
OUR BOARD
How do I stop craving physical affection like cuddling
>>8247358
I like you op
good work
>>8247384
Burn it to the ground.
>>8247358
That's why I transitioned desu
>>8247358
Is OP pic accurate? Are all guys really agp in waiting?
>>8247358
unfortunately, i almost never feel like masturbating
>>8247394
stop taking estrogen probably
>>8247406
yes
tfw ur gt is dying
my boobs really really hurt right now
>>8247412
don't you need it though?
>>8247394
i can't wait to have someone that i can cuddle
>>8247412
i tried masturbating last night and it felt like someone was stabbing it from the inside
i should keep up the maintenance
>>8247384
this my friend is the home of a bunch of neet trannies and they call it a board... A BOARD
who fucking cares how you pronounce hon you idiots
also im going to leave for a few hours fuck you blaire kill yourself you piece of shit
>make 7 min recording for someone
>get cucked by Blair
as if i needed more reasons to dislike her
>>8247431
blaire is /ourgirl/
/OURGIRL/
>>8247399
you blush every time you have to dilate
If Blaire is anti crazy hon then I'm pro blaire.
she's talking shit about us right now guys
>>8247427
ikr?
why bother? it's too much work
>>8247440
speak for yourself tbdesu
>>8247452
my lips
except i think she uses lipstick to make hers bigger
>>8247384
Blaire if you read this, please for the love of god stop playing with your hair every 3 seconds in your videos. Jesus christ that is the most basic bitch kind of behavior.
>>8247450
who isnt anti crazyhon?
>>8247444
for eva?
>>8247382
https://clyp.it/4ythm1sc
>>8247461
Its called overdrawing your lips and its practically a tranny trademark.
>>8247452
no bully blaire!
>>8247467
crazy hons
>>8247452
like i saw coming.
i think she's a bit of a bitch anyway, so w/e
>>8247467
The crazy hons who dont think they're crazy hons. They post here all the time.
>>8247463
Wait playing with your hair is basic bitch behavior?
>>8247478
don't be rude to blaire please
>>8247482
Congratulations you wont have to resort to makeup tricks to pass.
>>8247482
was in bathroom sorry
the metacritic score for horizon is 89/100 IIRC
i can tell you it's one of the best games i've played in a long time
it's kindaaa reminiscent of the witcher 3 gameplay wise, but combat is way better
also the whole game looks gorgeous
>>8247486
if you do it every 3 seconds then yes. Like watch her videos, she cant speak a single sentence without touching it.
>>8247486
it makes her look a lil nervous
>>8247443
Dilation disgusts me. Why can't I be a real girl?
>>8247487
idc
she doesn't care, so i don't care
>>8247494
oh i definitely will anon
i definitely will
So who is Blaire and why are there multiple posts about her everywhere?
>>8247504
because you are in hell
don't you remember your deathbed?
>>8247513
she's the queen of /lgbt/ and is officially /ourgirl/
>>8247512
>Guess I'm a basic bitch then ;~;
just dont play with it as often. it makes your hair greasy to touch it that much anyways.
I used to do the same thing
>>8247482
just saying you might want it for that.
>>8247470
I'd listen to this but I'm sure its just you being snooty again.
whoever collects the most chasers from the blaire stream is queen of mtfg sorry I don't make the rules
>>8247513
she's doing a live stream.
i am a tiny bit curious as to what she said about us though
>>8247497
but it costs moni
>>8247516
>don't you remember your deathbed?
thought it was the surgery table tbhon
lol half this board is just threads about blaire
lmaooo i'm dying senpai im dyingg
>>8247531
fuck you for rolling godtier genes
>>8247524
no she isn't, & i'm sure that she likes it that way
>>8247525
It's a nervous tic I also do it when I'm thinking and I tend to get lost in thought a lot
Also I bite my lip
>>8247530
It's just me having a funny accent I swear
>>8247524
but phienchen is our nazi queen
EVERYONE HERE NEEDS TO GROUP UP AND TAKE DOWN BLAIR WHITE
WITH ROBIN AS OUR LEADER WE CAN NOT LOSE
>>8247531
>Beep posts a pic of her cute self
Unfair. The amount of repressed chasers you're going to turn into girls will be insane.
please listen help me
https://clyp.it/cqmmvwnz
>>8247538
she does come to 4chan and thinks a good amount of /lgbt/ are bitter suicidal trannies who never transitioned
>>8247381
<3
>>8247463
I can't stop playing with my bangs :(
>>8247557
You probably dont do it nearly as often as she does. Watch the stream
>>8247564
shut up.
god, why are you acting so autistic?
>>8247562
blaire isn't a nazi though
>>8247579
Redpill me on Blaire
>>8247580
put them behind your ear
tfw wanna see guardians 2 but don't have moni :(
>>8247575
well, has she not heard of us?
we are actually transitioning.
w/e, it doesn't matter
>>8247592
best girl
>>8247581
>Watch the stream
But just think of all the better uses I could put those electrons to. Like electrocuting my anus or something.
>>8247588
then why would she be our queen?
>>8247440
robin is /ourgirl/
/OURGIRL/
>>8247592
literally no one of relevance and becoming a forced meme by shitposters
this board can be exhausting at times
>>8247575
I'm a bitter suicidal tranny on /lgbt/, though it's not because I didn't transition but because I failed transition.
>>8247611
lewd
>>8247616
ok prove it
>>8247547
is she keeping up on maintenance?
>>8247583
you fucking autist
we are BEING raided stop being such a shitposter and post about blair white
>>8247619
lol I'd like to see the debate
I picture robin doing a lot of autistic screeching
Where is she even reading questions from?
>>8247611
>my anus or something.
you like buttstuff then? lewd
>>8247632
that's personal..
>>8247538
apparently she's only looking at pre-selected archived posts, lame
>>8247636
superchat on youtube
gotta give $$$
>>8247622
i feel like i remember you being cute
>>8247642
>>8247655
Lmao pay to talk? Ridiculous
>>8247651
There's two kinds of people in this world. Those who like things in their butt and those that don't know they like things in their butt yet.
>>8247654
they didn't seem pre selected based on what she was saying
but reeee why look in the archived ones, honestly
Someone knowledgeable redpill me on Blaire.
>>8247633
you're speaking nonsense.
i'll just ignore you
>>8247652
ok, I won't ask again. Just saying it gets complicated if neither one works.
>>8247620
>300,000 subscribers on youtube
>no one of relevance
why are trannies so mean to prettier trannies
>>8247667
sometimes she reads the normal chat but she always reads the superchat
she makes hundreds of dollars every live stream
>>8247683
maybe it won't even get to that..
>Blaire pronounces doxx as "dough-cks"
FUCKING DROPPED
>>8247669
>Those who like things in their butt
i mean iv had anal sex plenty of times so thats probably me.
>>8247669
I am bi abd haven't bottomed for years.
It literally just feels like you have to poop.
Only part that feels good is when it slides out.
>>8247695
This one is unforgivable.
thoughts?
can our best warrior defeat blaire?
do things go in butts
>>8247686
>thinking 300k is relevant
>thinking the opinion of another tranny just like you matters
>being such a cuck you worship anyone on YouTube of all places
>implying appearance matters at all when the issue is conflicting ideology
wew. lass put down the alt right Kool aid
>>8247678
she's an edgy tranbitch who narrowly believes that being conservative necessarily makes critical thinker.
but believe, she's not the trans non-jew version of ben shapiro
>>8247709
ye
it feels good
>>8247695
>dough-cksing hawns
>>8247697
Me too thanks but I still prefer second butthole
>>8247698
That prostate though it's like a consolation prize for being a fucking tranny
>>8247715
watch the livestream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-mgaPAJmyM
she's nicer than her videos might seem
I haven't had an erection in such a long time I forgot what it feels like
Does anyone else know this feel
>>8247713
>300,000 people aren't relevant
wow, excuse me while i call up the president of iceland and tell him that his country is completely irrevelent
>if you disagree with me then you're jealous of xxxx and you're ugly or unhappy
when did this meme start?
>>8247709
here for you nim if you ever want advice on buttstuff, here is a good guide
http://imgur.com/a/SBDvb
>>8247715
Thanks.
>>8247725
>That prostate though
I think mines broken. It's so hit or miss if I feel anything :/
>>8247732
nooo thats lewd ;-;
>>8247728
Does anyone else here know what an erection feels like?
I'm going to say yes.
>>8247725
>still prefer second butthole
you're post op?
>>8247666
>tfw when faced with problems im forced to cry or speak to people for help and don't have the want to try to stop hrt or "escape" as often anymore.
It feels better
>>8247732
>tfw you will never get into butt stuff due to a year long and ongoing anal fissure that bleeds and hurts every time you poop
>>8247728
I started getting these weird wet dreams after not masturbating for a while
the erections were actually painful
>>8247730
k enjoy worshiping an irrelevant uncle tom tranny cuck I'm sure the Christian conservatives will stop thinking you're degenerate faggots in women's clothing eventually if you just stay good girls and agree with them
>get upset about tranny stuff at work a lot
>coworkers often notice I look distressed and ask if I'm ok
>don't explain anything because I don't want to make myself that person constantly complaining about being a tranny
It keeps happening though and I don't know what to say.
>>8247688
Cutest couple here desu, you'll be fine together.
>>8247728
I was on hormones for a while when I was 17 and I lost the ability to get hard by not masturbating. It was cool.
Then I was back off them for a bit and got back on at 19 but now I havent been able to nofap long enough to get to that point.
>>8247730
there are minecraft channels with several million viewers
do you think that makes minecraft relevant?
>>8247748
ARE YOU ME
>>8247752
damn, i'm just shitposting, but you are so salty today, korra
>>8247747
>>8247746
Yup for several years now
>>8247752
someone is VERY upset.
>>8247748
trip on cindy
>>8247754
its just scary i guess..
>>8247747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuWpCMIUEHI
Amy, Can I be the new spartan?
I feel like I'm similar to your pre hrt self.
>>8247728
they're just really fucking painful and uncomfortable for me at this point I've terrified to even fap these days
>>8247727
i didn't say that she's mean.
i guess she might be ok 1ce you get to know her.
& she's pretty, i'm def jellin', ngl.
i just don't like her style
>>8247774
why would you want to repress"?
>>8247779
fuck...is it that bad?
>>8247756
yes
mark my words, in 5 years time, every parent of a child with autism will play minecraft let's play videos to help their autistic children get to sleep
>>8247781
she seems really friendly and chill and she's always talking about meeting fans irl
>>8247708
fuck yes
i want to make it happen
how is the stream going?
Tonight is a record for no tips I am barely going to make like $40 working 8 hours today
And I found a bunch of more weird black dots and moles on my face that weren't there and now I'm paranoid about skin cancer again
Anxiety is coming back
>>8247772
Go slow and talk things out and you'll both be aok.
>>8247762
not even salty i just think blair is a complete retard from allying herself with people that literally do not want trannies to exist, consider us gay men to be held under suspicion, want to actively stop us from transitioning, and labor to take away as many rights as they can get away with.
It just seems counter productive is all.
>>8247792
slightly disappointing because she only read archived threads
i'm still enjoying it
she thinks most people here are 30 year old trannies who never were able to transition so they're bitter and suicidal
imagine that
>>8247798
>Tonight is a record for no tips I am barely going to make like $40 working 8 hours today
Are you a waitress? For some reason, I thought you worked in like a supermarket or something.
>>8247809
Seiryu is The Transporter (of pizza)
>>8247793
That's cool that you could actually be able to use your gt on someone.
Jelly in a way it would have saved a lot of trouble.
>>8247802
i hope so, just thinking about it makes me anxious though
>>8247819
>prolly
pls halp why cant i get hard anymore iv been on hrt for 2 years this never happened before. Is it the no sleep? the fact i went off spiro for 4 days and then went back to full dosage?
how am i gonna fuck my cute waifu if i cant get hard :(
>>8247791
i think the time i liked her the most was around the time she was making responses to onision, which is like, good on her, that annoying, psychopathic son of a bitch had it coming
>>8247818
I wanted Natalie to deliver me a pizza, then bend down on her hands and knees, so I can eat it off her back like a table.
>>8247807
lgbt is like 50% trolls looking to fuck with people so she's not totally wrong. this is like the favorite spot for /pol/ and repressed to shit on
fuck even gays and lesbians make anti trans threads
>>8247819
your fucking skin tore? what?
i'm fucking scared. what if i never ever even touch my penis when i masterbate? i kinda just hump my pillow (it's super qt) will i b ok
Also do you use a weave or is that your natural straightened hair in your photos? If it is can you tell me how you keep it from frizzing and how you keep it straight and how long you flat iron/straighten it if any of these things are applicable to you pls respond!
>>8247827
haha you can't get boners! :^)
>>8247410
I'm not on estrogen and I die for it
>>8247837
its not funny :( im having a panic attack now. this is the longest iv gone with no boners in a long time
>>8247842
just think about sexy stuff wtf
>>8247831
yeah he seems really crazy
sad because he's pretty cute
>>8247846
What kind of sexy stuff should she think about, Nim?
>>8247846
>about sexy
like what? you?
>>8247842
I was like you. Then I went off meds and they came back. Now I'm getting back to that point, and I'm looking forward to it. You're fine.
>>8247827
fap while looking at something that gets your horny and be gentle so that you don't accidently hurt yourself
>>8247836
yeah it was brutal and i was reduced to nearly crying it hurt so bad. well if you fap on the regular you should be fine but I would go months and months without fapping and so I got atrophy the good news is that if you fap like once a week it should be okay
my hair is a sew in weave. my real hair is on braids underneath the weave. the weave itself is 100% human hair and I get it washed and flat ironed every 3ish weeks or when it gets unbearably oily. I keep it straight by sleeping with it in a bonnet or silk scarf wrap and brushing it and combing when I wake up
>>8247433
What did she do?
>>8247866
but im 2 years hrt, never had this problem before. is it because i went off and on them for like 4 days last week?
>>8247358
>Being a fascist and telling people what they can or cannot do
>Mfw
>>8247841
around month 2-3 I noticed a desire to cuddle that i'd never felt before
>>8247433
im sorry im skyping with my gf right now il listen to it soon im so sorry i love you korra pls dont be mad at me im so sorry
shes not even reacting to 4chan threads i have been misled
>>8247872
Have you not fapped in a while? Thats what does it.
>>8247842
haha you can't get boners! :^)
>>8247871
stupid bitch pulled my friend's attention away to her retarded cuck stream (which is a ploy for money) and my friend is gonna forget about that recording i did or ill fall asleep before that shitty stream is done
it doesn't help that I really dislike blair already as it is
>>8247843
I think I can handle it
>>8247783
Because no offence, I see the change in attitude people have from hrt from pre hrt to be almost bodysnatcher like.
Repression Gen collapsed. And my comrades have all defected. As far as I can tell I am the last one standing.
I feel obligated to honour it. I can't just be like the rest of them and give into girl hormones...
...could I...
>>8247849
onision?
no, he's not cute.
wtf are you thinking?
but lately, idk, she's coming off as kinda harsh w/ a lot of people who just don't seem all that bad, like contrapoints.
(now contrapoints is cute)
like, i do enjoy leafy, but that's not why i used to enjoy blaire's older videos.
>>8247843
How have you been? How are you dealing with repression flare ups?
I'm proud you've held it tgether this long :)
>>8247884
she did earlier
sorry if you couldn't get a harem of chasers beep :(
>>8247885
>Have you not fapped in a while?
i fapped every day up until like 5 days ago
>>8247869
post braids! u dont even have to post face with it i just wanna see the braidssss!
I personally went the perm route but i keep fucking it up
>>8247901
maybe some day :/
how do i find someone to hurt me
>>8247884
Beeps <3
How was your weekend?
>>8247897
he has a really nice facial shape and structure
if he wasn't so crazy i might be a little in love with him
>>8247902
well then I'm out of answers, but I still doubt anything serious is wrong
>>8247907
bad neighborhood
craigslist
>>8247903
>perm
don't do that. it permanently fucks up your hair and kills new growth. the biggest meme in the black community are perms.
no pics of my braids but I do have 1pic showing the amount of growth I got from them
>>8247907
Craigslist
this is my dinner, it's 10:34pm
this is probably the last thing ill eat today
here is the rest of what i ate today:
>>8243824
>>8244026
>>8247907
Go to a club and seduce a redneck, then tell him you're a "chick with a dick" after he's kissed you
>>8247907
I just want to know, is it physical or psychological hurt that you seek?
Is it validation for hating yourself or is it something else?
>>8247857
w-woah
>>8247890
is this about me? im sorry can you link it again il listen to it right now im so sorry
>>8247925
she said hurt not kill
>>8247923
Looks good.
>>8247926
both but i kinda just want physical right now like someone else to cut me
and yes sort of validaiton for hating myself
>>8247855
girls softdomming her
>>8247923
Popcorn is not a meal, Nim.
Also, that picture looks disgusting. Why would you put butter on rice? Or eat watery swampvomit chicken on the bone like that?
>>8247923
looks taste
I like your daily mealposting plan
>>8247769
What the heck my butt is fine now
>>8247938
>nim slowly getting corrupted by the lewd
>>8247938
thank you nim il think about that right now
>>8247928
>>8246936
>>8246969
how do we get blaire to start tripping here
>>8247899
Progressively getting better
Even when I'm really dysphoric and down I still check the time and go take my scheduled dose and continue being upset.
I've just finally resigned to the fact I'm worse off without it and I have to take the pills, and the ups it brings are really worth it.
And looking at photos pre hrt remind me it does work and keep me from going backwards
ripe plantains were added
>>8247946
no im not!
>>8247938
Is that what your friend is into, Nim? Gentle domming?
Very interesting.
>>8247960
whaaat are those senpai
>>8247940
rice is made for butter anon
>>8247960
Delicious.
>>8247833
Am I allowed to wear clothes for this?
Will you give me a big tip?
>>8247968
they're ripe plantains
On Wednesday I'll be 1 year HRT <3
>>8247971
You shouldn't be putting butter in anything other than sandwiches, cakes or coffee.
Must be an Hispanic thinking to put it on rice.
>>8247978
please explain what a plantain is for the benefit of all the white people currently browsing
who is mike jonez
>>8247920
so from the braids you got them undone and straightened your hair? is that what i'm looking at (i'm a noob at hair lmfao)
What should i do in my situation? Honestly my hair is still pretty healthy but yeah you're right. perming fucks your hair at the end of the day. Should i just braid it up and wait for it to revert? What do?
>>8247964
shit, i'm into gentle domming
>>8247952
omg im so sorry korra, my gf wanted to skype and i didnt really forget about you i just ran out of time im so sorry listening to it right now the site itslf is taking forever to load im so sorry pls dont hate me
>>8247975
oh im sure you'll be in the receiving end of his tip :^)
>>8247938
so that's what eva is into?
>>8247975
>Am I allowed to wear clothes for this?
No, I want you to be naked so that the pizza box is hot enough to hurt you, but not hot enough to cause any actual damage.
>Will you give me a big tip?
Tables don't get tips. In fact, they don't even need money (if they did, they'd probably just spend it on useless crap like coasters anyway).
>>8247975
10 dollar tip in just nickles
>tfw the showerwater so hot it scolds my lega and hurts so good
>>8247982
I cook my rice with butter so it doesn't stick and I'm a yt
It's over
This life was never meant to be
>>8248005
it's what im into
>>8247999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EMJqcnKPk7
>>8248014
you can make it meant to be
I'll never let myself be sucked into this place like so many other boys were
Yes, granted I'll admit being a female would bring Great joy.
But I believe dysphoria is something I can train myself against and I am quite good at it.
I believe hrt destroys that ability and makes one a slave to it, forcing you to do as it commands to alleviate dysphoria
>>8247991
it's your mom dude
>>8247982
>Not knowing that 80% of hispanic population is lactose intolerant.
>>8248016
So your both into it then? Cute!
>>8248019
I'm in too deep
A hole I can't crawl out of
>>8248020
Lol gl with that buddy, if you have even a chance to pass you should start now. Dysphoria never goes away. It only ever goes away to the un-initiated..but we are initiated aren't we anon?
I need help mtfg
>>8247994
first pic on the left yeah that's it straight, second pic on the right no it's so much ridiculously longer that it's that lengthy when natural and curly as hell
what you wanna do is get a sew in if you want long hair. it's pricy as fuck but worth it. all together you're looking at spending 300 - 400$ on making a wig but it's such extreme high quality and uses human hair that it looks like your hair.
meanwhile the benefits of it is extreme hair growth since while your hair is growing its protected from the elements and split ends and the wig itself lasts for nearly a year before you need to buy new hair bundles.
I'm actually about to drop another 300$ soon when I get the money to buy 3 100$ hair bundles for my wig to revitalize it
this is how my wig looks after it's been washed and flat ironed
>>8248028
What's your situation? We'd love to help.
>>8248036
Sent
>>8248020
you're already here, stupid.
& dysphoria will inevitably defeat you.
it's only a matter of time.
& when it does, it will give you hell forever.
enjoy your stay ;3
>>8248037
Ewwwww
Please Korra, I'm eating here
>>8248030
>Can I wear the hat, at least?
Only if it fits okay with a pair of catgirl ears
tfw korra hates you now :( brb an hero
natalie is a good girl
>>8248020
repression-posting only works if you autistically identify with some kind of hyper masculine fictional character
such as master chief from halo
>>8247997
Thanks
>>8248040
Well I have a brown baby in my butt oven and I'm starting to have contractions.
>>8248031
>she likes the thought of doing it to me i think..
I knew Evangeline was a secret dom, I've been calling it from day one.
>>8248050
Six head?
>>8248045
wut? I was typing a black girl hair related post and vocaroo is taking ages to even load
>>8248054
rude
she's cute
>>8248052
why do you say that
am i a dom too
say yes okay
>tfw big lips but they're all bunch up together so they look weird
SO CLOSE
>>8248056
No with that forehead.
Also that's a cis girl
>>8248045
actually try clyp.it vocaroo isn't being very responsive and won't even let me open the link
>>8248031
that's so cute!
>>8248057
>why do you say that
Because it's always been pretty obvious.
>am i a dom too
No, not at all. Nim was made to be used, she exists for the pleasure of others.
>>8248020
>I believe hrt destroys that ability and makes one a slave to it, forcing you to do as it commands to alleviate dysphoria
I also read sissy porn
>>8248061
How an you tell cis and trans apart?
>>8248020
robin's_trans_agenda.jpg
>>8248067
>not writing sissy porn and self inserting as the beta male
>>8248073
i wish someone would gentle-dom me
>>8248071
i used to write femboy stuff when i was repressing
kinda gross now
who is nim
>get a shower
> leave the bathroom window open bc too lazy to suut and it's dark
> relaxing in the shower
> suddenly notice some bug on my arm but vant tell what it is bc no glasses
>summarily screech "scheiße, das schund" and swat it
Why am I like this
>>8248081
what like 2 months ago? youre not a different person now.
anne the nerdy dork
>>8248073
it just is
i drank this potion and now i am a transgender
>>8248080
what kind of stuff would you want them to do
>>8248037
rip, my hair is like the thickest and curliest of the curly on the natural side but i permmed it.
Can you braid permed hair or no?
>>8248085
bugs often startle me and I totally spazz out
its very embarrassing
>>8248085
"scheiße, das schund"
what is that supposed to mean? its not a real german sentence
>>8248092
man i hate when this happens to me
>>8248087
nim i just came from sidneys saloon and did you know that they have a frozen vietnamese iced coffe w/alcohol in it and did you know that it is also vry vry good
>>8248035
>>8248042
Oh no. Don't psy op me missy
>>8248049
I did like the idea of Spartan that was created, it makes sense from a symbolic viewpoint, armoured yet hidden, strong yet concealed, renowned but unknown at the same time.
Surely the fact I left for months and survived longer than Amy (no offence hope your happier now and everything) makes me the true Spartan.
I'm also far less ragey. A good repressor like me doesent rage. I'm happy to converse with you and yet still remain immune to your charms. No matter how happy it might make me to give in. I just feel it isn't right.
>>8248044
I'll wear cat ears and a tail plug for you.
>>8248073
>but i wanna be a big scary dom!!
Cute.
I hope Eva is gentle and doesn't break you.
>>8248062
https://clyp.it/tukg4hxi
>>8248096
yeah you can ez pz ask your local hair stylists to get pricing on all of it because it varies by area and for your hair bundles you REALLY don't want to cheap out. the good hair looks like it grew out of your roots but the synthetic or cheap hair looks like you're wearing an ugly wig
>>8248104
why not start taking hrt lol
>>8248103
how good is it tho
>>8248071
Why would I self insert as something I already spent a decade as?
>>8248103
>w/alcohol in it
b-but anna, that will get u drunk and in so much trubble!
>>8248107
she's lil so ill be able to dom her >:)
>>8248099
Shit, then gibberish bc I was just caught in the moment
>>8248099
how would you know?
you ain't one of them germans my mother warned me about, are you, anon?
>>8248067
I don't mean in a sexual sense.
I mean that pre/never hrt your not so drawn and inclined to be consumed by self image or suffer from the extra dysphoria that hrt creates on top of base dysphoria
I also believe in a one drop rule for hrt, I've never tried it, which means my resistance and mental strength is maxed out. Since everyone who tries it seems to be unable to ever stop
>>8248070
You won't catch me whoever you are
>>8248120
dont worry hardly any germans are german anymore.. we are very culturally enriched .... :)
>>8248129
anne why didn't you give me any if it was a 10
>>8248114
Cause I don't want to :^)
>>8248129
>tho i was supposed to go donate plasma tomorrow and now idk if i can cos ur not supposed to drink alcohol the night before
heh thats our anna
*theme song plays*
>>8248020
you don't have to fall for tranny meme,
just be a fem guy
im gonna donate all my plasma and become rich alright?
>>8248126
vote AfD while there's still time
if the turks take hamburg and munich, retreat into the swiss mountains
>>8248133
sounds like you do tho
>>8248137
don't sperm uwu
>>8248125
What if this whole tranny thing is a meme and we all fell for it and took the most addictive drug in the world and it makes us girls
Wouldn't that be hell of a trip
>>8248094
i'd want them to hug & cuddle me, but what they're really doing is restraining me to prevent & control any resistance on my part.
(shit)
then i'd want them to start kissing me all over for like 10-15 minutes, w/ progressively more fondling & petting.
then i'd wish i had a vajoogoo, 'cause then i'd be in the mood for crotch petting.
i'd feel a tiny bit somber over that, but they shouldn't let that deter them.
(o god)
they should continue pettinga bit more until my breathing gets really heavy & my hips starts moving vigorously.
1ce i can no longer take it, i'd basically be in total submission
>>8248104
you just psy opped yourself, buddi :)
>>8248145
Nim is the person people will be donating sperm to in the future though.
>>8248110
https://clyp.it/brsy1per
>>8248149
Reminds me of this story I read on /pol/ once where a boy starts taking this drug that's incredibly addictive and makes him feel so good that he will do literally anything for another fix of it, so the person that's supplying it to him makes him progressively become more and more of a girl and do lewd things so he can have more of the drug.
how do i make my voice become more girl https://clyp.it/bznw5rmj
>>8248152
>mfw nim finally admits her boy lust and gets a Chad bf that lewds her nightly
>mfw she ends up loving it
i wanna kill myself or do drugs, but i've just bought pizza so i must wait. anyways, suicidal thoughts are as good a reason as any to revisit this hellhole you all call home. how has the drama been lately
>>8248132
because you are in florida
and i am in new orleans
>>8248135
heh
also
>me and MAI WAIF plan to attend protest today in the city
>drink a lil before hand and just lollygag about
>walk 3 miles from our place to the protest site
>by the time we get there it's all over
>go back to the bar from whence we came and drink some more
CLASSIC US!
we did get to tear down some gross white supremacist signs that they left up on fences and stuff tho so i feel like we helped a lil bit
>
>>8248157
I'm consistently amazed by how gay /pol/ is
>>8248150
w-waow
id probably start crying halfway through that tho cuz id start feeling big
>>8248149
God's own prototypes. Too weird to live, too rare to die.
>>8248141
Sure maybe I "want" to deep down, but I don't want to in a concious sense. Because I know I woudlent stop
Do I want to have soft skin and grow breasts? Yes
Do I want to date boys and hold their hands and be held by one? Yes
Do I care that my male sex drive will disappear? No
Do I want to be able to be cute and feminine and happy being who I truly want to be?
...yes
>>8248150
Look, admitting in a safe place makes me feel better and let's me get on with my days easier
>>8248171
sup nim. i'm glad to see you're healthy enough to post on 4chan. wave.
>>8248174
well healthy is subjective lol
im glad to see you oddish
>>8248166
IT'S NOT GAY IF YOU TRY NOT TO IMAGINE YOURSELF AS THE GIRL
>>8248168
>mommy, why are you crying?
jk, unironically calling anyone mommy or daddy makes me realy uncomf
>>8248178
>try not to
The presence of this word makes it even more gay because it means you're just repressing the faggotry. You really want to be the girl don't you faggot.
>>8248174
shit, oddish?
*hugs*
how long's it been gril?
>>8248187
yeah idk if id be okay calling someone mommy or being called that
i think it'd just make me think about my mom
not good for sexy time lol
>>8248158
>>8248158
wew this one was painful to make
https://clyp.it/km0coxny
I love war.
>>8248141
I'm sorry I didn't mean to link you
>>8248199
please, no war.
fighting scares me
>>8248199
>not Hearts of Iron 3
It's like you don't even have autism.
fine I admit it.
I...I want to transition...
>>8248217
no i don't want you to know im a goof
>>8248194
I thought you were on the discord :0
I never use Skype practically
>>8248197
yeah i really do need to just keep practicing
because a problem now is that it sounds really strained too, but if i'm practicing for a long time it kinda goes away and i have an easier time keeping it up there
>>8248190
Stop using your forked tongue and tranny logic to gain more converts, she-devil.
>>8248220
nim i just wanted to say you are really cute, dont ever change.
>>8248210
it's going fine.
i'm getting to eat well now.
getting close to the end of the semster.
1 of my courses is already done.
already got out of microeconomis w/ an A.
expecting an A in CS.
expectict in a B in calculus.
the time going all out w/ finding work & going full-time is nearing.
things are going pretty ok
>>8248217
the pizza will probably make me feel a little better.
but fuck dude, idk. things really suck right now. and in general i am a failure.
nice ass, btw.
please can a transgirl comfort me
I want to be a girl
>>8248211
do it!!
>>8248163
>we did get to tear down some gross white supremacist signs that they left up on fences and stuff tho so i feel like we helped a lil bit
anna u did a good deed but thats still private property
UR GOIN 2 GET IN SO MUCH TRUBBBBLLLLE
>>8248231
where did that come from
>>8248206
But it's f u n.
>>8248209
I do but the two nerds I'm playing with don't.
>>8248234
do you hate your male body? why do you want to be girl
I'm really scared.
Shoule I see a dermatologist or is my female histironic mine trying to make up reasons to be anxious and afraid?
>>8248234
just go on hormones tbdesu.
you honestly won't feel as bad about your sex or your body as long as you're on hormones
>>8248228
yeah bb it really is building muscle and that is what lets you stay in girl voice. to more you do it the longer you can stay in it.
and the more you use it the better it becomes. gj so far tho :3 *head pat*
>>8248245
the second one
>>8248211
One of us!
>>8248241
please no.... ;~;
i'm scared
>>8248220
i already know that you goof
>>8248233
i wish i had pizza rn desu
ya things are a lil sucky for me atm too.
ur not a failure tho. and neither am i. things will get better.
>nice ass, btw.
ty
i'd like to show off that pic here but also im not going to so im glad u saw it
>>8248236
it wasn't private property, it was on public property and was gonna get torn down anyways
also we did it in front of some remaining white supremacist dudes and they had rude words and we was like "fuck u go back to mississippi" and they was mad and it was good
>>8248252
just switch to bica you cuckoo
>>8248259
yeah im gonna have to. my appointment with my endo isnt till next month tho
>>8248264
>my appointment with my endo
it's very unlikely you're actually going to get bica prescribed
i mean good luck but you should proooobably be self medding
>>8248257
>it wasn't private property, it was on public property and was gonna get torn down anyways
>also we did it in front of some remaining white supremacist dudes and they had rude words and we was like "fuck u go back to mississippi" and they was mad and it was good
that sgood then
did u flip birds at them?
>>8248229
I don't have to convert anyone
You're already one of us and the only thing holding you back from being a girl is not wanting to be the one responsible for it.
That's why you fetishise forced fem, it's giving you exactly what you want and you don't even have to take responsibility for it.
This ride never ends, better start taking your medicine asap.
>>8248279
Yes Ma'am
I will ma'am.
>>8248249
Is it normal to have rapidly multiplying black blemishes and moles on your face and arms?
>>8248208
https://clyp.it/m5ezznrb
>>8248287
it could be due to sun exposure! but you could get it checked at a gp or dermatologist to be sure
>>8247660
cute=/=passing
>>8248241
>Not Black Ice
NOT REMOTELY AUTISTIC ENOUGH!
>>8248288
https://clyp.it/fl2hjpgb
>>8248284
>yeah and we briefly discuss mooning them but quickly came to the conclusion that they'd probably enjoy that so we didn't
plus u mita mooned too far and they would've seen ur baginos
>>8248297
;_;
>tfw staying at dad's place but he isn't here so I get to sleep in my comfy grill clothes
My city now
Also I got some graduation money so I might get myself a Switch if I can find one. Idk if I should fall for Nintendo's tricks again like I did for the Wii U
Post ur tummies
>>8248292
No let them take me
good morning !
>>8248307
gud feel desu
>>8248310
eva! ^^
I wanna have freedom to post lewds on tumblr but I'm sure something bad will happen
>>8248308
no.
no belly for you X<
>>8248309
YAY! a new friendo :D
>>8248314
beep no
>>8248312
I got a lot of rest and I think I'm feeling a bit better now, how are you!?
>>8248317
im okay!
im probably going to bed soon tho
>>8248308
your tummy is really cute
>>8248314
Post them here instead lol (purely for research purposes of course)
>>8248306
I only criticise you because I believe you can be the greatest autist you can.
>>8248318
that's good to hear!
wish I got up sooner
>>8248319
>ya true but idk we're both pretty well seasoned ass-flasher by this point
u gotta be if u wanna explore spooky mansions on the bayou and investigate crimes
>>8248320
Thanx
>>8248314
usually it's not worth it
>>8248323
your sleep schedule is switched ;-;
>>8248311
https://clyp.it/adlzappa
im gonna go eat and then pass out soon idk if il be back on again before going to bed
>>8248224
Oh wait I do have discord! But pm me because I'm not on any server
Sass#1216
>>8248308
Lol, ok. Just because.
>>8248330
how many times have you posted your body and dick you perverted agp hon
>>8248304
what does this say
>>8248328
yeah it's really messed up right now, I think I should be ok in 2-3 days, I think the swelling is supposed to peak soon then go down
>>8248334
okay!
take some melatonin when you start feeling better to get it fixed :)
>>8248322
Th-thanks Anon.
why ppl gotta avoid filters it's a lil annoying
>>8248324
or do it in public restrooms like at ur friends wedding where u were a bridesmaid or pretty much any time you go out together and there is a public restroom.
i have a substantial ass.
>>8248315
I'm really happy giving in...
I'm gonna order mones
It just feels right
>>8248335
I think I'm going to try fixing it tonight if I can so I can be awake same time you are!
>>8248308
say goodbye to it
also, I hope I can get rid of my manarms
>>8248329
gn!
https://clyp.it/vb5gum4y
Whyyyyyyyyyyy
>>8248332
I actually just posted this because I missed your off the wall crazyness, autistic anon :3.
I'm going to change my handle so you'll get more stressed out.
Did you see nobody gave a fuck about your "Don't reply to Alessia and Faye" idiocy.
Lmao.
>>8248338
y-you bare your butt in a toilet? OF ALL PLACES?!
>>8248342
ok in like 20 minutes alright
>>8248308
>tfw mantum
gibbi popcorns plz :D
Also fug 9 hours of driving sucks, even when taking turns
And also I already miss college ;_;
>>8248311
Yee
>>8248234
Take the girl pills anon
>>8248308
No lmao
I'm the last person who's stomach you wanna see
Qt tummy you have there tho
>>8248359
well im still headed to bed cuz I have to be awake at 4am to walk to work since no one can bring me and it takes about an hour to get there
>>8248350
talking to you is one of my favorite things so I'll do my best to fix my sleep schedule tonight ^^
>>8248352
have i not posted any of those on fb?
u gotta get on instagram sheen thats where all the good stuff is
ALSO
i just got a crock pot sheen do you have any good crock pot recipes to try?
>>8248356
ur tum is fine
>>8248362
>9 hours of driving
i love driving a whooooooooole lot but iktf
where u drove to?
>>8248365
im gonna make u a big list of the things ur missing out on by not coming visit and then ur gonna come visit ok
>>8248308
is there a surgery for qt tum?
>>8248368
Atlanta to Shreveport
Day 1 of 4 day trip to get to socal and sleep in my bed at home again
>>8248361
no don't
>>8248374
it's true! it's usually the best part of my day!
>>8248368
>i just got a crock pot sheen do you have any good crock pot recipes to try?
no :(
actually!
apricot chicken!
you need some red onions, diced up nice like, some packet french onion soup mix, 3lbs of legs and thighs of chickens, and a 14oz (I think?) can of apricot nectar
cook that all day on 250F
>>8248308
dark n grainy n stuff
>>8248381
i really like talking to you too eva :3
https://clyp.it/j51civg2?token=39d6a7b52d26b6418fca0cf93ac34e64
>>8248382
spicy you don't know how much i love popcorn
>was supposed to receive $1.5k from gma for college shit
>she only gives me $100 for some reason when she has the money, but she said she's only going to give a bit more when I start going to college
A somewhat minor setback since I need tags AND a parking permit but she's only giving me $200 and those cost $250 all together
Why the fuck everything gotta cost money.
Additionally, why do I gotta pay to go to a college and quite literally have to pay to go to the college
>>8248393
eat more popcorn
twice as much as usual
>>8248400
but that's too much
>>8248392
dawww im sorry that you are lonely. Your voice passes really well btw im jealous.
As for chasers, its up to you and i understand what its like to be lonely and just really want to feel loved and given attention. Just be careful if you give a chaser a chance, try to find the nicest one.
If you ever wanna talk or anything let me know.
>>8248373
ahhh
i didnt realize that was such a long trip
i thought nola to atlanta was only 6 hours but yeah shreveport is a good bit farther west
im supposed to go to nashville w/my best friend at the end of the month and thats like an 8 hour drive (prolly 10 for us since we'll probly make stops to take pictures of garbage and our own asses and stuf) and im so loooooking forward to just the drive itself
>>8248374
oky
also dogs is real good at killin roaches
>>8248385
...that sounds real good desu
i made chicken tacos with it the other day and it came out p good and made a tonnnnnnn of food. imma use this thing all the time
>>8248393
How much do you love popcorn because I love popcorn! >:( I have enough to eat it for a month if I should choose to!
>>8248403
ok.
thanks (´TωT`)
>>8248402
you gotta eat tho
>>8248392
Snickerdoodle got a cute chaser bf and she seems happy (so happy that she doesn't even hang around here anymore really). Also, Kayla and Korra seem a lot happier and more stable now that they have chaser bfs too.
Maybe they weren't shitposting after all when they told us that chasers are the key to happiness.
>>8248406
I don't think I could ever get full eating popcorn >.>
It's never happened no matter how much I make I always want more and could easily keep going.
>>8248411
>why
so you stop being so thinn
>>8248410
>kayla
>happy and stable
you fucking what
go home dude
also korra was just whining a thread or two ago about how her bf is embarrassed to be with her and she's worried he might break up wit hher or something
>>8248415
sounds like you could use a chaser bf, birchykins
>>8248414
but it makes me feel fat :(
>>8248414
>so you stop being so thinn
Nim is just practising her costume for Halloween.
She's going as a skeleton again this year.
>>8248411
yeah they have the same ones here. the one my friends dog just killed was flying. he's gotten two so far tonight!
theres a tiny hole in the floor that i think they're coming thru
>>8248417
>implying chaser bfs are bad
>>8248392
>https://clyp.it/j51civg2?token=39d6a7b52d26b6418fca0cf93ac34e64'
wtf do you mean by chaser exactly? You could label anyone who likes trans girl a "chaser" what does it really mean? You not giving "chasers" a chance sounds like you don't give anyone a chance. I don't understand
>>8248410
Chasers are the key to happiness. You have no idea how much a mans love can make u a confident happy person. I my bf with all mu heart and soul, hes changed me forever
https://clyp.it/ds1brwvf
>>8248432
I'm going to go figure out my shoe size this week then order them, 9 was too big so either 8.5 or 8 I think
>>8248432
big dog is layin on top of it for now lol
>>8248432
>LEWD ANON STOP
DON'T TELL ME TO STOP, I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE A "BONE" PUN YET
>>8248425
idk.
i guess i should be a bit skepticle when cis women say they like trannus, b/c i know that probably isn't true
>want a bf that can physically and verbally abuse me as long as he loves me some
>don't even care if he treats me less than human
Korra said this is bad n retarded but idk how to fix it
>>8248425
>wtf do you mean by chaser exactly? You could label anyone who likes trans girl a "chaser
Stop giving out false information
A chaser is someone who likes trans girls only because of a sexual fetish. All they see us as is a sex object to help them achieve orgasm. Thats it.
If the person does not fit that description they are not a chaser.
>fighting with spicy
nim has gone too far
it's time to pull the plug on this meme
>>8248410
hmmmm
looking for chaser
>>8248441
Ppl that have fetishes for trannies
>>8248432
Nu uhhh! The smooth and silky richness of the butter is too pure! The savory crispness of the popcorn is without a doubt a succulent treat. When you put it in your mouth, it bursts with amazing and decadent flavor that only comes from the throne room of a god! Truly popcorn is a gift handed down through the generations as the pinnacle of human intellect and ingenuity!
>>8248430
https://clyp.it/ylwf4bq0
>>8248447
I will!
>>8248444
seems like people on this board label every tranny a chaser...how could she know if these people were chasers if she doesn't "give them a chance" go re read what she said lol
>>8248447
idk. i love them both and can't ever really pick a favorite. they all have their own personalities and shit so it kinda comes down to each individual.
alls i know is that im not really into having either rn. i have a cat already but he lives at my dads. i dont want the responsibility.
>>8248453
yea, but i don't think i should do that all by myself :/
>>8248452
ha! now i know for sure you aren't a real popcorn connoisseur
butter contains water which leads to soggy kernels! coconut oil is preferable to butter!!!
>>8248452
>pinnacle of human intellect and ingenuity!
It's just cooked corn, tho
>>8248459
https://clyp.it/tsua5yoy
>>8248457
i like my cat, i don't think id ever have another dog
>>8248461
Clarify your butter.
is kissing boys fun
>>8248470
>butter
eww. make real popcornwith butter flavored oil and flavanol
>>8248467
yeah i think cats are easier to deal with and stuff and if i was gonna own one or the other right now i'd chose a cat i guess
but i also really like hanging out with cool dogs and im lucky that i have tons of friends with cool dogs
>>8248471
Very
>>8248447
>ILL TELL YOU TO STOP BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING ME OUT TO BE LEWD!!!!
I'm just bringing to the surface what's lurking beneath this good girl act you've got going on.
Still waters run deep, and we'll have to go deep to get to the bottom of you.
>>8248471
meh, kissing girls is better. most guys arent very good at kissing, their stubble/facial hair is course, and sometimes they dont have the best breathe.
>t. someone who has kissed way more boys than girls
>>8248471
I've heard kissing girls is better.
>>8248472
blergh flavacol reeee flavas are hard.
>>8248475
impure slut
>>8248476
movie theatres use coconut oil!!!!
>>8248472
Barf!
>>8248483
Actually nothing more pure then being with a man for the soul purpose of procreation
>>8248485
that is what makes the movie popcorn good!!
>>8248474
i like booping my cats nose
>>8248465
I used to get chasers a lot during my dating days :S and they would try to tell me the most impure things. I just blocked them :X They would have pictures like that too
>she eats popcorn
Enjoy things getting stuck in your teeth and kernels scratching the back of your throat.
>>8248478
it's not an act >:(
im pure and innocent :3
I need to become a professional
https://clyp.it/3ii0xnrd
>>8248471
I've sexed boys but was too autismo to get nice, passionate kisses from them. Rip
>>8248489
>They would have pictures like that too
like this?
https://gyazo.com/eb85da5daedf8d7a7c7508027ff936bf
>>8248478
stop bullying emi
>>8248491
DON'T USE AKARIN AND INSULT POPCORN I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU NO FUCK NO THIS IS NOT RIGHT
>>8248471
It's different. In my opinion girls are better kissers, but sometimes guys can be all passionate and have good chemistry and maybe it clicks with u
>>8248471
yes esp when the have facial hair
>>8248484
My local one doesn't >:)
>>8248489
I am not getting what's so bad about chasers
>>8248498
Oh, is that your job?
Word around here is that you're a secret dom.
>>8248503
your local one sucks at making popcorn
>>8248488
yeah thas a good trick
>>8248504
They're not cute girls
>>8248487
I don't like movie theater popcorn unless it's done with real butter.
i wanna move out so i can start dating boys
i cant do it here my stepdad is too homophobic
>>8248497
Yes :X
>>8248508
is my cat a goof do you think
>>8248502
>yes esp when the have facial hair
thats the worst part about kising guys :0
>>8248504
sure they can make you feel wanted if you just want attention and validation but then you realize they dont see us as human and if you are actually looking for a meaningful relationship they wont be giving you any love or affection.
>>8248509
also this
>>8248512
what should i tell him
>>8248504
https://clyp.it/jnx4zdp2
>>8248511
but girls are better
>>8248513
nim you should eat nuts instead of popcorn
>>8248516
then what am i really anon
please, enlighten me
>>8248504
>I am not getting what's so bad about chasers
Transbians hate them because they view them as competition.
>>8248465
aww.
ok.
i don't know of any women who would want me.
not tgat they have to.
i've always appealed more to men.
it kinda makes me feel less desirable that only 1 bi girl i knew when i was in high school wanted to be w/ me. :(
but i rejected her, so then she went on to date a lezzie.
the lezzie she dated was p cool tho
>>8248518
idk any girls that want to kiss me
>>8248521
after this episode of the office ends okay
>>8248519
Eating nuts as great
sucking on them is better
>>8248526
hmmm
>>8248514
lies
>>8248530
I like cashews and almonds
>>8248525
>i've always appealed more to men.
some men are fine, the ones you want to avoid are the chasers who only look at us for a fetish because we are girls with dicks and thats it to them. they just want to jerk off
>>8248532
>Friend zone!
omg yes il friendzone a chaser
>>8248535
i mean iv made out with probably 20-23 dudes in my life im pretty sure i know what im talking about. i was mega boy crazy pre hrt
Is this a boob?
>>8248519
Nuts are more fattening and have less fiber.
>>8248513
uhh yeah
>>8248536
I prefer cashews and Brazil nuts.
>>8248540
she is trying to gain weight
>>8248546
Ahhh so jelly. How lomg have you been on hormones? And what's your dose
>>8248537
I've had sex with one guy unlike u u harlot
>>8248549
>tfw never had real sex with a man
sad
>>8248547
Oh, nevermind then. She should eat honey roasted peanuts then.
>>8248548
2 years, 6mg E and orchi
>>8248549
well your sample size is pretty small then silly. But yeah i was a slut before hormones fixed me
>>8248546
cute boob but isnt this a blue board?
wow so my body is pretty disgusting and i cant really do anything about it
>>8248520
Well, put it this way: you can't exactly be a good girl and a shining beacon of purity if you're always tricking people into thinking you're saying lewd things, can you?
>>8248551
I'm a real man, let's make it happen :^)
>>8248304
omg this is so nice ;-;
no you've never been mean to me! you're always really nice!
i dont know what to say, that was really sweet!
>>8248552
hell she could make caramel roasted popcorn with peanuts
i havent really eaten any type of nut before
>>8248567
I think you would really like nuts if you tried them
>tfw thicc
>>8248567
boy nut is the best~
>>8248570
Cute bat person!!!
>>8248554
It is interesting how much higher my sex drive was before HRT than after. When I was 15 I kind of went crazy and had lots of partners. When I got home hormones at 16, my number of partners plummeted. I became very choosy and who I wanted to get in bed with.
>>8248567
This is a trick.
Above these words is a box with a twig holding it up.
>>8248567
almonds are really good but be careful with them
they're an aphrodisiac
once I ate like a bucket of almonds and got the most horny I've ever been but I couldn't really do anything about it because my housemates were all home
it was awful
>tfw boss is goin to jail
time to find a new job
>>8248569
what kind
>>8248565
>you mean like the time nim said she wanted to wear me as a hat and i had to ask what part of my body would be on her head?
precisely
one doesn't have to look far to see the evidence
>>8248546
shit are we comparing boobs
http://imgur.com/a/vU6lw
>>8248576
Is it really true that they are? :O That's intense
>>8248577
>tfw boss isn't going to jail
Time to stay in my current, shitty job.
>>8248577
What happened?
>>8248584
CUTE
http://i.imgur.com/dltIbiu.jpg
>>8248579
but boy testicles don't go in there
>>8248571
It's fun to watch them go crazy as you suck on them.
>>8248592
oh get the fuck out of here I understand your name now you fucking whore
>>8248596
lol
goodnight
>>8248584
>>8248592
>>8248592
i'm flat as a board ;~;
>>8248597
I want to punch you in your perfect tits
>>8248578
I like cashews and peanutes
>see post on /r9k/ by someone asking how to use a grocery store, because they've never used one before
>needlessly mocked by normies from other boards
who is the man and who is the monster
>>8248610
deal
>tfw smol http://i.imgur.com/u7d2bN7.jpg
tfw you need
>ffs
>srs
>voice surgery
>foot reduction
>breast implants
>hip implants
and height & shoulder reduction surgery that doesn't exist yet
wat do
Everyone is posting booobs :O!
>>8248611
fucking normies
>>8248617
would nibble
This thread is going to lewd places.
>>8248617
>http://i.imgur.com/u7d2bN7.jpg
pale skin is best skin
my boobs will always look weird cuz they're wide set and there's a freaking caved in sternum between them
>>8248618
I need my rib cage seriously reduced 8 to 10 inches. It just isn't going to ever happen. I'm going to be stuck with this for you for the rest of my life.
>>8248627
>hey're wide set
dont feel bad mine are too
>>8248627
It'll be OK nimnim :(
>>8248628
fuck i forgot ribs
>>8248622
pls do they're really sensitive for some reason
>>8248629
still have that pectus excavatum situation :(
the surgery to fix it involves putting a metal bar in my chest
>>8248627
Most of us end up with wide-set boobs. It sucks.
>>8248618
>IMPLYING SHOULDER REDUCTION SURGERY DOESN'T EXIST
http://www.dr-kimura.com/ope-list/other/
>>8248618
be happy you don't need a body lift too
afaict i've got one up on you
>>8248634
Cause they're growin bby girl
Also someone rank all the boobs posted so far
>>8248627
You can hide that with the right clothing that squishes your boobs together.
>>8248644
can you teach me
>>8248633
I figured I could do fairly well with just the rib cage reduction. My shoulders are narrow for my rib cage size, and my hips are a few inches larger than my ribs. 8 - 10 inches off my ribs and I'm proportionate again.
Dear God,
I hope you give me death tonight
Give mineself thy kindness, God. oh please, kill me
Xoxoxo,
Ashlee
>>8248646
uhh do those exist
>>8248645
No, because I don't know shit about this.
You need to ask one of the thread matriarchs to help you out with clothing and boob squishing.
>>8248636
i got pectus excavatum as well, eats about half of my right boob as it's situated on the right side of my ribcage
>>8248639
added on the list of things to do then
>>8248644
This is a lie and only works if your breasts aren't set far apart
>>8248646
My shoulders are wide for my ribs
My ribs are wider than my hips
I got no visible waist
It's all shit
>>8248649
I had one doctor who thought he might be able to at tops remove 2 inches. The big problem is all of the important heart and lungs inside the rib cage. They would get squished. That would be suboptimal.
>>8248648
pls no :(
What are the best jobs for mtfs?
I'm thinking clothing store!!! this could be qt!!!!! Anyone have any other suggestions? Anyone wanna make a tier list?
exhale completely and see how much your ribcage goes down.
emily was a nice girl but like
>50% of her posting is dysphoria
>the other 50% is /pol/ memes
how do you deal with somebody who brings down the conversational quality this much
>>8248656
Fairly invasive and very painful.
>>8248657
R&D Scientist!!
>>8248497
Wait what the fuck that guy is on my skype for some reason too, no idea who he is
i found out there's a plasma donation place really close to my house
im thinking of biking there and donation twice a week for like $100
could go to clothes, there's a goodwill really close to my house too!
>>8248663
do you think it's even worth it then? :(
>>8248665
we should both randomly message him at the same time talking about the exact same things with the exact same replies to creep him out
>>8248668
contact them anyway okay
My dryer is making weird sounds. I hope it doesn't explode :X
>>8248657
>What are the best jobs for mtfs?
Programmer, coder, housewife, mistress, web developer
>>8248672
lets do it what should we say
>>8248666
The amount of extra food you need to eat when you give plasma eats up a fair amount of dollars.
>>8248678
i can't just eat breakfast and bike over there?
>>8248627
your boobs arent wideset, you're just being silly
these are wideset ._.
https://unsee
.cc/tuganebi/
>>8248682
looks better than mine
and there's no PE
>>8248655
y
Ill likely be back tomorrow because I'm nott that lucky
>>8248677
doesnt look like hes online right now, maybe we should wait till tommorow
>>8248681
You could, but giving plasma put a load on the body.
>>8248683
>looks better than mine
prove it
>>8248685
>y
Because you are not allowed to die on me
>>8248675
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>8248686
thats a weird thing to say
I should probably get a trip
>>8248691
>no
nim, we are all friends here, just a bunch of girls showing each other their boobs
>>8248694
Don't say that! :X I am already paranoid!
>>8248695
yep. otherwise il have no idea how to tell its you
>>8248692
reee
fine ill do my best not to die
>>8248698
no you'll make fun of me
most of the time i feel like i don&t have the right to call myself a girl ;~;
>>8248698
And a bunch of Chasers watching too.
>>8248704
spicy just turn it off for a second, look inside and see if anything is rattling around. What kind of sounds is it making?
>>8248688
How much blood do they take? Is it more than 400ml because I just had that much taken for blood tests and didn't feel a thing.
>>8248691
Nuh uh. I don't speak moonrunes anyways
>>8248675
Teach it to speak in human languages
>>8248708
Same and this is reassured by all the sirs i get despite being fulltime
>>8248714
im a chaser shh dont tell anyone the boobs on my chest help me blend in perfectly
>>8248713
I don't remember.
>>8248675
Dun worry, it's the washing machines you need to be afraid of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8
>>8248714
All of their robots watching even when they're asleep.
>>8248718
Ummm wow O_O
>>8248716
tell me your secrets.
how do i get bigger bobs?
>>8248725
Nitenight!
>>8248719
Then ask them!
>>8248721
Start with just positive reinforcement, give it a treat when it learns a word. If that doesn't work apply negative reinforcement when it's being loud.
>>8248726
Gene roll, mainly intersex if not cis
>>8248732
but im scared puru :(
>>8248732
If it cusses at me, what do?
if i don't get injections soon im gonna get mad
do you wanna see me mad, /mtfg/?
i don't think ya do
>>8248705
yeah thanks I know what trips are ya doofus I just grew up hating tripfags.
>>8248732
>intersex
lucky....
i
i'm just a stupid ugly faggot (´ToT`)
>>8248743
grow your hair!!!
>>8248743
Pretty :)
>>8248738
pic related
>>8248739
It's okay, I don't have any legal pills yet and I'm going to be two years in next month.
>>8248742
Who didn't?
>>8248743
You remind me of someone but I can't pinpoint who. It's a woman tho so grats.
>>8248743
you look like a side character in Orange is the New Black
>>8248740
nim, you should ask your mom why your boobs are so far apart
I made $80 tonight. I'm at exactly $3016. Safe until June 10. Party time.
>>8248749
ok, that made me gigg :3
>>8248749
>tfw loved that show until they turned piper into a huge cunt
>stopped watching after she thought she was some kind of mafia queen
it was so good to start too :(
>>8248740
hit me mommy
>>8248743
Your only problem is your frizzy grandma hair though - if you grew it out and learnt to dress like a girl, you'd be a turboqt. You've even got your voice completely down too.
>>8248740
i'm indifferent towards the issue
>>8248755
First season was good, second season was darn good, third season was utter dogshit that I couldn't even finish and I haven't tried anything past that
It went from semi-gritty Prison dramady to "let's listen to bulldykes preach for 45 minutes"
>>8248718
It looks like he hot-wired the motor on that unit. The washer I have if it's unbalanced will stop and be loudy at you.
>>8248753
you have exactly twice as much money as i have in my bank account, that is seriously some spooped up shit right there
Now I just need -
$1500 to pay off what I already owe on my cards
Another $1000 on the trip
$500 on leisure stuff
So another $3000
; _;
>>8248761
>"let's listen to bulldykes preach for 45 minutes"
you and i share the same opinions then <3
but yeah piper/alex was a pretty cute couple. Then they had to break them up for muh drama and muh plot
>>8248763
ha I have like 13k saved up for FFS but I'm still so far away I'll never make it
>>8248764
You can do it though! A little at a time :)
>>8248753
Nice! Time to start saving money for move.
>>8248766
>you and i share the same opinions then <3
good tits = good opinions
is estrofem a meme?
Can i have a good transition with this or no? Just starting out so injections aren't an option yet
>>8248757
if i can pull off pitou hair, then guess i'd be be cool w/ that
>>8248769
tfw have $30 to my name and anxiety attacks make it too hard to hold a job. just kill me now
>>8248758
that's cuz you're a dummy
>>8248778
donate plasma :^)
>>8248778
do drugs
>>8248657
I work at a clothing store now. Don't, its fucking depressing seeing all the cute shit i will never be able to wear.
>>8248775
You can try estrodiol. It's a generic (tablets) and it's pretty good :) I've used it personally
I'm so gross
>>8248778
iktf anxiety fucking sucks!!!
Between my CFS and PTSD, I can't work for anybody. If I didn't have them, I could be making six figures.
>>8248786
I worked at a jewelry store. Had to wear a suit and tie, but the standard female size of rings fits me perfectly so I got to wear all the pretty engagement rings and momentarily pretend I had a rich husband
>>8248783
does that actually pay
>>8248785
for the anxiety? yeah maybe il go back to excatasy and try to screw my co workers
>>8248790
i mean im over my ptsd mostly from my childhood truama its just no matter how well i pass as soon as i go outside i have to like constantly be checking my reflection to make sure that i still pass.. over and over and over and over and over.
Theres something really wrong with me
>>8248797
what estrogen do you take
so. i'm not i'm not ugly?
>>8248763
spoopy
>>8248767
Wage cuck life
>>8248771
I'll have about $1500 or so of that paid off before I even leave so I'm coming back with a bit of a deficit.. Going to try and pay my car off so I can get the title in just my name so my parents can't find me then move. If I have the time.. I may not, they might get rid of me before then.
>>8248770
So slow
I'm so tired of working
>>8248797
Some cognitive behavioral therapy may be able to do something about that.
>>8248796
Getting a job is easy, it's getting a job that isn't shit that's hard.
>>8248796
dont be crazy
have a good resume
be a good interviewee
>>8248800
No you are cute
>>8248797
$50 a pop, you can do it twice a week so $400 a month plus monthly offers which will get you to like $500
i really want a butch dyke gf desu
anyone selling?
>>8248796
Suck it up and kiss a lot of ass
>>8248800
I think you are pretty :)
>>8248815
just say you don't wtf
>>8248802
Sure, but you are so close! You cannot give up! :)
>>8248815
do you use the cream? the pill? wat do
>>8248824
they give you the blood back it's just the plasma they want
>>8248823
Very few of us do
>>8248779
wtf
>>8248823
You have a nice voice too :) I enjoyed talking with you when we did!
>>8248824
i'm just starting estrofem (i guess it's the same thing) and some anons say it doesn't work for them and also i heard it's hard to check blood results with estrofem because of the short half life?
idk, pls halp. ily btw
I wish this valtrex medicine my dr gave me would hurry up and start working. Anyone else having a bad night?
>>8248829
>you'd think so but retail, storage and factory work ignore my resume and i've heard those are considered shit
How long is your NEET gap? Mine was 2 years, but I found it relatively easy to get a shitty cleaning job when I had to find work, and now I've changed jobs to work in a packing plant.
Both jobs with no future in them though - aside from the small bit of money (barely $10 an hour), it's better being a NEET. If you can, you should try and use nepotism to get a job that's halfway decent, since that's what everyone else seems to do.
>>8248824
My last animal sex with a man with over 30 years ago. Thank God I stopped when I did because AIDS hit about then. Guys I've had sex with died from AIDS. I'm really glad that I stopped to doing it in 1980.
oh i think the reason i havent been crying is because i had to lower my estrogen dosage while waiting for more to arrive .-.
it's interesting
How long does valtrex take to clear up sores down there?
>>8248844
I believe in you :D You got this!
>>8248849
i mean iv been tested loads i know i dont have aids but they dont really care. Im forever tainted to them
this is the price she pays for being a fucking idiot and refusing to use a trip i guess
>>8248843
After staying up to four five 6 a.m. in the morning, I now need to go to sleep soon so I can get up at 8 a.m.. unfortunately no drugs to help me.
>>8248848
You are not a terrible person :(
>>8248848
it's my fetish
>>8248844
All I see is ffs or no ffs. I don't think the camp that gets ffs could ever be considered hell over the other.
>>8248847
Haven't managed to land a singe job so far, ever since I started applying 8 years ago when I was 15. My relatives live on the other side of the world so no luck with nepotism. I've tried to get a fast food job but they want underaged people for those because they dont have to pay as much for minimum wage lol
>>8248861
How can you function on such little sleep?
And by chance do you know what the side effects are of valtrex? I have never taken it before so I am worried
>>8248835
im on estrofem and i wanna change
im not really seeing much results almost 7 months in
>>8248848
lol show me a pic of what you take, do you get it from inhouse?
FUCK will valtrex interfere with my hormone meds since it's like an antibiotic?? Will the estrogen still work?
you ever just look at yourself for like 15 minutes in the mirror or on your phone trying to convince yourself you don't look *that* bad
>>8248866
Read up on the side effects of Valtrex at drugs.com. I was getting full nights of sleep those nights I just started it 4 5 or 6 a.m. now I need to get to sleep 4 hours earlier than yesterday.
Did mtfg survive Blaire?
>>8248868
r.i.pppppppp i just ordered mine to start off with.
How fucked are we?
>>8248871
I'd advise avoiding all mirrors, cameras and reflective surfaces but maybe it works for some of you
>>8248874
Ok thanks, you should get more sleep. I am just now worried that it will affect my daily dosage.
>>8248876
idk ive seen stuff like softer skin, reduced body hair and some gyno but nothing major
im switching to injections once they restock
>>8248870
https://www.drugs.com/drug-interactions/valacyclovir,valtrex.html
no
>>8248875
she didn't seem to cause us any trouble desu
>>8248868
wtf nim I went with estrofem per your suggestion
how could you do this to me
>>8248875
Yes and moved on to calmer waters :)
>>8248870
The interference would be only for the time that you are taking it, and maybe a bit more.
>>8248877
thats my usual plan
fun fact: there are less than 5 pictures of me (that shows my face) since I was 16
>>8248880
Thank you Sheen I had a mini panic attack there for a sec
>>8248870
Valacyclovir is an anti-viral.. Do you have shingles or herpes? It has no contraindications with hormones at all.
>>8248882
idk it's supposed to be better technically cuz you have higher highs but injections are probably better cuz they give less erratic levels
injections are patrician-tier
>>8248871
i end up moreso looking for all the bad features and feeling like shit
i agree with puru, kill reflections
>>8248888
almost like you want to be a girl or something huh
>>8248885
yeah knowing cuties got their plasma physically removed from them based on my advice gets me off like you wouldn't imagine
>>8248890
you've betrayed me
you've betrayed everything
>>8248896
no anon pls
>>8248878
My tablet will soon need to be recharged. At that point I will Go to bed.
>>8248894
>cuties
>me
>cute
hahahahahahahaahahahah
>>8248892
I had a cold sore on my lip last week and now some how it's in my genital area so I m confused.
>>8248897
do not speak to me
tfw cute, cis looking body
tfw ugly masculine head
>>8248899
ya ur cute
>>8248885
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xuEzY4HxLX
I see :( Well, all we can do is move forward with what we've done in the past. That doesn't mean you are a horrible person today though. I like your personality! (and jelly of your cis boobs) :D
>>8248887
Yeah same, I avoided pictures like the plague in my teens. Then when I started transition I started taking pictures for a timeline to see the progress I naively expected to have. Now two years in I gave up on the idea and avoid pictures again.
>>8248901
okay sorry
>>8248893
A single cold sore or an outbreak?
>>8248902
There's always FFS. You can't fix a hon body, but you can fix a hon face.
okay goodnight!
>>8248893
That should work.
>>8248910
Nitenight nim!
>>8248910
nini nim :3
>>8248903
no im a big strong hairy manly man grrr
>>8248904
I guess. Maybe part of my self loathing has to do with the fact i never forgave myself for being such a catty bitch. Like the things i told dollface and faye and some other people i dont want mention...
But maybe it wasn that bad, maybe they dont even remember and its just worse in my head
ffs
>>8248910
nini
>>8248910
goodnight emi i will be watching you sleep
>>8248909
yeah but ffs is like 30k at least
I have barely over a third of that saved up. I'm almost 20 I don't want to wait forever.
>>8248900
faye
thats lewd
>>8248900
Herpes simplex expresses itself exclusively in either the lips or genitals, post infection, once it's embedded in your spine. You probably don't have it.
>>8248916
what's hsv?
>>8248900
They like to do that. I used to get them in the corners in my mouth and sometimes on the insides of my lips. But I haven't had any for two decades now.
>>8248924
Herpes simplex virus
>>8248920
>only 20
>good body
>income
>already a third of the way to ffs
>still complaining
why the fuck am i still alive and trying?
>>8248924
Herpes simplex virus.
25 million+ Americans have it.
>>8248930
Probably a cyst like a sebaceous one
>>8248923
>You're lewd.
no I'm not, I'll never be lewd .___.
>>8248930
Herpes outbreaks come and go when you're immunosuppressed. If it's there and doesn't go away at all it's a cyst or wart.
hey girls its me faye i have herpes and hiv now too :pp lol :)
>>8248937
Hey now I don't have hiv since I'm straight
>>8248936
STOP SAYING HERPES, I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED GENITALIA OF THE OPPOSITE SEX LET ALONE HAD SEX
>>8248933
I JUST WANNA MAKE IT GO AWAY, I DON'T DESERVE THIS. I HAVEN'T STARTED HORMONES YET...WILL IT GO AWAY ON E?
>>8248942
What a coincidence! I'm straight too!
>>8248928
hey we all have problems
>>8248928
hugg
I ONLY FUCK GIRLS
MY BUTT IS AN EXIT ONLY FOR POOP
>>8248929
I've been tested for it a couple of times but never tested positive for any of the herpes viruses. So who knows what exactly I have.
>>8248944
It's just the medical terminology for it. I don't judge. 2/3 of the people in the world have HSV-1.
>>8248947
idc what your problems are i'd kill someone to be in your shoes
>>8248928
also Im 19 tyvm
>>8248952
Stop being dumb.
>>8248955
Would you judge me for having HSV-2?
>>8248955
how do i make it GO AWAY
so you're telling me one day i randomly got fucked and now i'm fucked forever?
>>8248957
thanks for rubbing it in
Tanya is the cutest girl
>>8248952
We know you only have sex with females lol.
>>8248959
No. You can appear completely fine but still pass on the virus. You can have an outbreak but not pass on the virus. If the person lies you really can't be held accountable.
>>8248960
You have a cyst. If you had HSV-2 you would have a ton of bumps that burn and sting and disappear and come back all the time.
Take a sterilized scalpel and remove it.
>>8248965
Anon, be Faye with us.
Okay, time to go to bed.
>>8248969
But faye is a sociopath..I don't want to get mixed up in that.
>>8248971
Goodnight Syndie!
i hate being trash http://i.imgur.com/5JG0pca.jpg
>>8248976
YO THROW UP A WARNING
its lots of really bloody cuts on her leg
>>8248973
You're a sociopath too.
>>8248976
you need help, don't attention whore. get actual help.
I feel awful for even responding to this because i know how people like yourself work lol. You need to go out and get actual help and look within urself...not attention whoring to continue your horrible self destructive behavior.
sorrynotsorry
o god, it's my otp.
so beautiful.
hnnnnng
>>8248981
Only on Opposite Day.
>>8248984
hot
>>8248976
if this is you then seek serious psycholohical help immediately. No one finds cut marks attractive and you are actively making yourself way worse than you were before
>>8248987
So would that make faye a good person on Opposite Day?
>>8248993
Yes.
>>8248993
Faye is always a good person
>>8248991
I like cuts and burns.
>>8248998
Then why does everyone hate you? :^)
>>8249000
Trips of truth.
>>8248963
I just wish my life could have been like yours. I mean we were both born male, yet you're young, pretty (or at least on the way to being pretty) and employed and I'm a neverpass uggo with no redeeming qualities and cant land a job, despite being 4 years older than you.
>>8248999
please dont encourage their behavior.
>>8248999
what about kisses and hugs instead?
>>8248984
>>8248990
kaworu is now plunging himself inside shinji.
yes, make shinji feel like the girl she's always been
>>8249009
Needs more reixasuka
>>8249009
i forgot how androgynous and beta shinji was in eva. geez no wonder its so well liked, every weaboo could self insert with him
>>8249012
Yet he ended up with Asuka as the new Adam and eve
>>8249004
I am young, and I realize that thats a privilege others don't have. Sorry if it looked like I was being smug before.
I may be a step or two above you, but I'm not that much further. My face is really, really bad. My anxiety may not prevent me from getting a job but it pretty much constantly derails my transition. I've been on and off HRT for like 3 years now, legal and illegal, because of how freaked out I get over it.
I know it sucks. Stop comparing your life to other people's. That's what I did, because I was doin it like crazy before. I don't want to like moralize to you or anything because you're probably wiser than me about this stuff. but idk what to say I'm sorry and I hope you have good luck in the future <3
>>8249013
yeah that part literally made no sense though. She had literally no reason to like him at all, he was a fucking creep and masturbated over her body in the hospital
>>8248976
Please don't hurt yourself. There are better ways for dealing with problems than cutting your body.
>>8249006
Tie me up and burn me. Tell me I'm a bad person while you peel my skin off.
>>8249023
....
i am way too tired to explain to you how much help you need
>>8249021
what do you propose
i cant deal with things well
>>8249013
shinji should've been eve w/ kaworu as adam.
it's only fitting.
kaworu is basically a vessel for the soul of adam after all.
lilith cheated by using consuming adam & using kaworu's image to her advantage.
she fucking knew
>>8249017
Comparing myself to others doesn't make me feel any worse, if anything it gives me motivation and I don't see that as a bad thing. I've been on illegal hrt for 2 years because I am not eligible for legal stuff.
I got bad anxiety problems, sure, but they don't interfere with work as I can't find any, with or without anxiety. Every employer expects a solid resume with a lot of referrers from previous positions at my age. There seems to be very little I can do at this age to get employed which is disheartening to say the least
>>8249024
I don't need help though?
>>8249035
how are you not eligible?
>>8249028
Shinji cannot reproduce so that would not make sense, at the farthest reach they could've used ray as eve since she In a way represented Lilith. Shinji is a piece of shit anyways so he should've ended up alone.
>>8249026
I might have come across as strong but you really do need to see a professional psychologist about this. In the mean time you should try guided meditation.
i would explain it to you but im really really tired and its taking all of my willpower to stay up to type this.
I dont know how you feel that you want to hurt yourself like that but i imagine it has to do with self loathing and maybe wanting control over your body. Give us detals as to how you are feeling and what exactly drives you to do that please
>>8249026
I think that depends on why you self-harm and what sorts of emotions cause you to do that in the first place. I hear that some people do it when they're feeling angry or violent, but conversely that others do it when they're feeling numb or looking for some kind of sensation.
But it's probably a good idea to look for alternatives that mimic the same sensation you get from cutting that don't involve damaging yourself.
>>8249041
no.
rei is scary.
she was awful to shinji, even worse asuka & shinji combined, really.
she used shinji for instrumentality, & nothing else
>>8249040
I used to live in finland and the healthcare denied my requests arbitrarily, there are no trans rights there so they're not obligated to do anything. I moved to australia and now I'm getting fucked by medical bills, before I can get a diagnosis/script because I'm not under the national healthcare.
>>8249053
Sorry to hear that senpai :/
Add American privilege to my list
>>8249041
wait, so shinji just flat-out can't procreate?
like, @ all?
>>8249043
i feel worthless
like i'm bad no matter what
i'm always going to be trash
ill never be in a relationship because i look disgusting andmasculine
i cant fit in anywhere, i find people i like but im just bad
even then i cant do social relationships with people because i like being alone but then i get lonely and worse
i have too much anxiety that prevents me living my life normally and i cant find help
im convinced that im not meant to be alive, there's no reason for me to keep going at all and there never will be
i deserve to be hurt, and the feelings of cuts are good for coping in a way
The new Wonder Woman movie looks pretty badass.
Hope I'm not just failing for trailer hype again.
>>8249043
there's no reason for anybody to care about me
>>8249043
sometimes i try talking to people and coming out of my shell but they ignore me or dont like me and i dont know why and it makes me feel like im just inherently bad
>>8249065
dc cant make a movie
go tell aunt rhody
that everybody's
dead
>>8249086
>>8249064
Life is pretty scary anon, but if you keep telling yourself that you're trash and can't do anything, it'll only become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It definitely sounds like you have some pretty bad anxiety issues that you should probably try and address though. Isn't there anything else other than cutting yourself that makes you feel better?
>>8249086
You tell her. I think that last time I told her bad news she got the meat cleaver and started swinging :(
>>8249091
it's not just me, it feels like everything that happens is telling me im trash
no i dont have any other ways to cope
i dont even do it that often but i dont know what else i'd do
i try addressing my anxiety by going to psychiatrists but they just let me fall through the cracks
>literally no masculine features they said
>you'll pass automatically once your hair is longer they said
>>8249097
Your hairs not longer yet though.
>>8248976
>cutting yourself just for attention
lmaoing @ ur life
>>8249104
Just how long does it have to be?
>>8249106
Longer.
>>8249106
Past your shoulders
i shouldnt have even posted anything about my emotions
i try sometimes thinking it'll help but it just makes things worse
>>8249113
I will.
>literally frozen from going to work because I'm a manbody in a bra and a manface with a bad girl haircut
I'm gonna get fired fml
>>8249113
Keep letting it grow woman :) Get trims to make it grow faster!
>>8249095
>it's not just me, it feels like everything that happens is telling me im trash
What's been happening that's made you feel like that exactly? People probably like you a lot more than you seem to think - you seem very self-critical and hard on yourself.
Stuff like squeezing ice and snapping rubber bands is supposed to be painful, but not actually cause any real long-term damage to your body.
>>8249114
not literally
I had to have my brother open up my rieces pieces at the movies. I felt so weak.
Though he did open it from like the side so I might have been doing it wrong.
>>8249133
TOO LATE
>>8249135
>reeses pieces
how do people eat that crap
>>8249139
It's so good :O I've not had it in years though :(
>>8249138
no how do i undo this wtf
>>8249139
>tfw never eaten a reese's pieces
I want to try it, since Americans always talk about it (twinkies too)
>>8249143
it LITERALLY tastes like puke though
>>8249149
twinkies are good but steer clear of american "chocolate", it's gross as heck
>>8249149
>you will never eat reese's pieces
>you will never eat candy corn
>you will never find out what "purple drank" is
>you will never eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
>you will never eat a twinkie
>you will never eat lucky charms
>you will never order an absurdly large drink at a movie theatre (in fluid ounces)
>you will never go to an american high school (or be a cheerleader)
>you will never celebrate thanksgiving
there is nothing worse than being born european
>>8249164
I can't really complain about being born in France. Especially not about French food.
ive had a lot of relationships in my imagination and it feels bad reminding myself that nothing special in my life is real
>>8249164
omg xD I am loaded with PB and J I love the stuff
>>8249164
>you will never eat lucky charms
Wow I never knew you guys had it so bad in Europe
>>8249169
>I can't really complain
are you sure you're french
I'm seeing a gender therapist tomorrow and I'm terrified
What do I tell them to get hormones? I just want to be a girl...
>>8249188
I'm an Auvergnate. We don't complain, we endure. Because we never know how harsh the next winter will be.
>>8249191
Bring a list of demands.
>>8249164
>>you will never eat reese's pieces
>>you will never eat candy corn
>>you will never find out what "purple drank" is
>>you will never eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
>>you will never eat a twinkie
>>you will never eat lucky charms
>>you will never order an absurdly large drink at a movie theatre (in fluid ounces)
>>you will never celebrate thanksgiving
Literally just visit America for this stuff, lol.
>>8249198
>Literally just visit America for this stuff, lol.
i would only end up going back home even more bitter than before, having experienced such joys
>>8249203
I've never had reese's pieces, candy corn's nice, purple drank's purple drank, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are 10/10, never had a twinkie or lucky charms, I have done the last two, though. Obviously I also went to an American high school but it was pretty shitty. You ain't missing out.
>>8249205
Actually, no need to travel there, most of those can be found here. Don't other European countries import food from all over the world as novelties?
>>8249205
>>How can you even know they're "joys" kek
americans always talk about them, so they must be fun
i also want to try turning on and off that little thing they have in the sink that chops up garbage (i'm a little scared about getting too close to it and losing my fingers though)
>>8249208
i know you're just trying to make me feel better, but i appreciate it nonetheless
>>8249203
Why would you want to come to this god forsaken hell hole
>>8249213
>God forsaken
And yet one of the most religious countries in the world. One wonders...
>>8249211
Exactly, there are millions of novelty stores all across Europe, some comon super markets even sell stuff like Dr.Pepper and "American" pancake mix and Hershey's bars and shit like that
>>8249212
Americans talk a lot about everything one enjoys, now think about the things we have here that they dont have out there, Milka chocolate for once
>>8249211
We often have an American aisle in supermarkets here. I bought Poptarts once, but I don't really understand how people eat something like that for breakfast.
>>8249196
and if he refuses I threaten to self med?
sounds like a plan
>>8249216
God left this place a long time ago
>>8249218
Ayyy, typical Scandinavian supermarket
>>8249121
youre probably gone now but i just wanna say i feel like im not unjustifiably being hard on myself
>>8249218
Yeah, I bought a "Tootsie Roll" one time. Do this day I've no idea what it was.
>>8249217
>Americans talk a lot about everything one enjoys, now think about the things we have here that they dont have out there, Milka chocolate for once
isn't milka like a global brand though? i'd be surprised if they didn't sell that there too
ritter is better anyway
>>8249226
Like a little piece of chocolate the size of a finger joint.
>>8249227
I'v met Americans before and they told me they had never even heard of it
>>8249230
And tastes terrible.
I love her more
>>8249235
It's not too bad, but I don't like most candy in general.
>>8249223
Same thing in French supermarkets, to be honest, except the American display is surrounded by a couple dozen other ones from other areas, the Italian and east-Asian are usually the largest.
>>8249224
I'm still here, but I'm a little sceptical of that claim. You seem like your self-esteem is in negative figures, and no one who loathes themselves that much is really going to be inclined to say anything nice about themselves. Other people like you anon, even if you don't like yourself.
is there anyone with a noticable brow ridge who passes
most people i see who pass end up having flat foreheads
>>8249238
>Same thing in French supermarkets, to be honest, except the American display is surrounded by a couple dozen other ones from other areas, the Italian and east-Asian are usually the largest.
Polish here in the UK, which is pretty sweet actually, because the stuff isn't as expensive as other imported foods and I usually end up buying a lot of stuff from there, especially dried meats and chocolate
No I love her more
TFW lay down and wake up.
>>8249240
if they like me why dont they show it
why do they ignore me
why do they say bad things about me
why dont they care
>>8249227
Milka is originally a Swiss brand and current production is mostly based in Germany, I think. It's not very good. For ordinary milk chocolate, I like Lindt better, they have a nice malted blend. High-quality Belgian and Swiss chocolate is readily available, though, so that's usually what I buy since I don't eat chocolate very often.
i want to be treated like a kitten.
i'm really weird, aren't i?
>>8249249
Maybe they "ignore" you because sometimes you seem hard to approach, or they feel like they're bothering you, or that you don't want to talk to them?
What bad things do they say about you though?
>>8249252
no thats quite common
>>8249255
really?
>>8249257
yeah
>>8249251
>It's not very good.
i've always thought this too actually, and i've never fallen for the milka meme
it's very cheap to buy and okay though (at least actually edible, which is more than can be said for hersheys, which literally tastes like vomit)
why does it feel weird to breathe when i get like this.
it's like my lungs are getting really sensitive