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bad at fashion, is this okay?

tfw no second butthole

>>8238195
iktf
tfw no spare pair of lips covering my second butthole

Why does lolcow hate us so much?

tfw hanging out with guy i've never met before today at a cafe... very nervous!

>>8238192
ye

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tfw no tall boy to molest me

>>8238083
>Can you even watch TV
Honestly no, I can't make it through 5 minutes of ANTM without feeling like shit
>>8238136
Deschamps-Braly, Ousterhout and Harrison Lee - $50-70k
Spiegel - $30- 40k
Bart - $20-30k
Z - $15-25k
No idea what Facial Team prices are. This is for like everything btw.

tfw hon for life

tfw no autistic itchy gf

>>8238206
>tfw perma-boymode so can't go on dates outside with men.
>>8238192
Yes but it would probably won't look feminine on big feet.

>>8238208
gib tall boys to trans girls

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someday

I will be molested like I deserve

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hello

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I hate waking up before my gf every day.
I wanna talk to her about getting my name changed reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>8238218
we need more tall boys

>>8238224
grace
you might know about this already but I saw it and I was all
>MUST SHOW GRACE
http://www.plusharmory.com/

>>8238207
thank
>>8238217
think I'm either 8-8.5, 9 was too big

>>8238192
those are cute af I love adidas and I have relatively small feet (Female size 10) so I love em

>>8238209
Isn't Zukowski like really bad? Also whats a good way to find out what I need without spending money

>>8238217
tfw in boymode too, idek if it's even a date. he said he was getting super nervous last night tho

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>>8238231
Ahaha, I love it.
I need an AK sponge lol.
I was thinking about getting pic related for my gf (and one for myself!)

>>8238234
someone mentioned the shoe line last night and I like this color

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Tanyan

>>8238232
O_0

I really want to make inappropriate jokes about this...


nim is a very luck woman

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>>8238238
It's a good choice senpai

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>tfw roommates all moved out
>>8238217
You could try to go on a date with bi guys. Unless you meant being able to go on a date as a girl. In that case iktf ;_;

>>8238237
uwu

>>8238243
if it's grace approved it must be good then
>>8238240
w-what? :(

cat girls are for ____

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>>8238238
these are my favorite shoes I own

this pic doesn't really do them justice they're really pretty in the sunshine

>>8238249
hedpetting

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>>8238249
Spoiling

>>8238251
those are pretty cute

>>8238248
be sure to be gentle and use plenty of lube

cat boys are for turning into cat girls

>>8238259
I was talking about shoe size anon

where the fuck is my fucking bra fuck

>>8238266
lol
I know

I'm sorry I couldn't help myself

>>8238268
ZNA's floor

>>8238232
reeee
>>8238234
yes hes a butcher, dont go to him
>>8238246
yeah i wanna date as a girl
>>8238251
this is basically what all the local black girls wear. idk how im gonna fit in when my feet are twice the size. they're nice but i honestly don't think wearing trainers is a good idea if you have size 11 feet.

>>8238271
get cinderella surgery

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>>8238270
If only.

>>8238271
so could 15k get me like, anywhere at all with a decent surgeon? What about as a down payment?

Also size 11 mens or womens

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>>8238192
yeah that's ok

btw speaking of clothes here are a few things i just bought

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>>8238283
You're look one of the few here who knows how to dress themselves

>>8238292
she has the body for it

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>>8238292
*like

>>8238293
Even if you don't have the body for it, people need to learn how to dress for their body shape

>>8238292
>either of those parties
>bad

>>8238251
i want some addidas
but i dont wear trainers very much

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>>8238277
There is South America, you can get full FFS for 12k but pic related. I'd save up for at least Bart.

I change my mind about trannies wearing trainers, I just tried on my skinny jeans with a pair of Adidas and it worked but only because I'm tall and curvy. If you're short with big feet then converse etc will look like clown shoes on you.

>>8238314
>tfw size 9 women's
>tfw clown feet

>>8238317
What are proportions

>>8238317
hey I have size 10 and I'm told they're pretty normal for a girl

Then again I'm 5'11

And that sucks. But it does make me feet look more proportional

>>8238317
how tall are you, Clowshoes?

>>8238320
Medium frame
5'9
16.5" shoulders

>5'8"
>size 11 womens
>19" shoulders
>hipless

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>>8238292
thanks

>>8238293
this is true but you can achieve a better body more suited for clothes u like in a variety of ways like diet and exercise bwaka

>>8238325
...

>>8238325
30" waist
38" hips

>>8238329
What?

monster condom for my magnum dong

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>>8238326
forgot to post hon body

>>8238335
>ywn ride danny devitos magnum dong

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>>8238335

An hot ex-military guy is asking me out and is funny and he says he wants to buy me things

This seems a little too good to be true and I'm also a total newb to this whole dating/sex thing so pls help I don't want to get murdered

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>>8238328
No problem

>>8238340
Iktf
But desu
Charlie is my always sunny husband
The waitress is my wife. They're just so perfect I want them to adopt me

>>8238328
>thanks
you just accepted a compliment from Angie

>>8238344
he wants to smash

give him succ

>>8238348
>charlie
whats wrong with you?? Dennis is the only choice.
>>8238344
what is there that you dont get? let him buy you shit and take you places.

>>8238354
Im skurred

Also I'm not that cute and someone calling me cute makes me think that he's lying

>>8238342
B e r s e r k e r
>>8238354
Lmao Dennis is too much but I'd probably put out because you know.. The implication

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>>8238352
i realize that

>>8238354
:*

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>>8238352
Well I'm being honest.
Ufufu knows how to dress herself well unlike some people here (sirona).

>>8238361
>i realize that
this is like
the lamb lying down with the lion

>>8238268
what is the reasons for bras my cis sister never wears one at least thats what my mom told me, is it just a fashion item?

>>8238321
Same, I'm 5'11" and a 10/11 in shoes, My feet don't look big as a result.
>>8238344
If he doesn't have neck tattoos you won't get murdered.
>>8238372
Stops your boobs sagging.

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>HRT starting
>New clothes to wear everywhere
>Don't feel totally ugly all the time or stuck in hideous boy clothes
>Friend I haven't see in a long time coming to visit for a week
>Have a weeaboo convention coming up soon I'm super excited for

It feels so fucking great to be alive today! Who else here is feeling happy? For any reason!

>>8238372

support, makes yr boobs look nice - in my case it makes it look like I have actual boobs - stops the nipple from poking through all the shirts

What's /mtfg/'s thoughts on /sci/?

>>8238379

I feel pretty gud because I woke up and looked really cute uwu I've also got today off. I usually work Saturdays but instead I'm going to a smash bros. tournament :>

shoutouts to positivity

>>8238378
>stops sagging
No
Boobs are perkier when they don't have bras.
Better nipple height.

Bras just helP girls with bigger bibs move around / do physical activities and attract mates more easily.
Anything under a C cup doesn't really need a bra, tbhdesubbq.
Imma C and only wear a sports bra at work...
Nothing outside of work.
Yeah, I get gawked at but idgaf.
Affirmation

>>8238382
No funposting allowed = Boring board.

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>some normie on fb trying to hit on me by telling me he likes anime
HA HA HA HA HA

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>>8238379
I envy you for clothes. I'm also starting HRT but I can't put up with wearing girl clothes because of my family. Any tips? I just want to get this over with.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.... ;-;

My dick's reaction when I think of getting srs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEFxrC1cGN4

>>8238378
is it true that all murderers have neck tattoos? I'm not sure it is

>>8238390
go full /a/ on him and accuse him of being a casual

>>8238390
Is he a chaser or just a normal dude.

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>>8238390
>not being a normie

my cat doesnt want to snuggle with me because im bad and garbage

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>>8238396
i easily could since he is a casual
he namedropped death note on some comment thread

>>8238397
i doubt hes a chaser people dont really tend to assume im trans

>>8238403
i am a normie
jk

>telltale batman
>cops barge in with firearms pulled
>"you are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent!"
>batman says something
>"I said you have the right to remain silent! if you say another word I will shoot"
LMAO. brilliant writing, really did their research

>>8238361
hey dude howreu
>>8238356
oh
does he know you'''re trans?
>>8238357
kek
I'd go for Rob probably

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GIVE ME TALL BOY OR GIRL NOOOWW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tfw you wanna wear something cute but it shows your legs and you have to shave them

boooooooring

>>8238386
>Anything under a C cup doesn't really need a bra.

ah I'm just a perma boymode hon so I was worried should I wear a sports bra to hide my cone boobs?

>>8238379

What weeaboo convention?

>>8238391

Its tricky having to wear girl clothes when you are living with your family, for the moment I only wear girl clothes when my family isnt around.

>>8238221
sitting on a boys lap this way looks so good holy heck wew.

>>8238410
telltale went to the dogs a long time ago

>>8238386
Wikipedia says you're right. Shame I was looking forward to my first bra.
>>8238395
it's true
>>8238389
What? it's autistic af, I always laught my ass off on that board. Just post a picture of a gorilla along with some claim that you proved the earth is flat.

>>8238411
yea he does know

>>8238414
lemme tell u a story bout myself
>go on OKC
>search for tall women (five feet eight inches and above)
>90% of them are OBVIOUS unpassing trannies
>the rest are cuggo cis women and some stealth trannies
rip in rippington man
also being alone is much better my man

>>8238424
they were never that great, they just had a format that was very accessible, meaning that people actually got the stories told to them proper, whereas normies miss out on most parts of the story in other games.

>>8238379
happiness is a really foreign concept to me at this point

>>8238430
well the first season of the walking dead was great but I think that was an accident

>>8238427
if he knows then you're good i think just have a good time idk man
if people want to be nice to you, let them
maybe he wants to fuck you (probably) just go out and enjoy it I guess

>>8238409
I wish I could say hello to you fu but bad things happen when I post with a trip glad your doing quite well tho.

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>>8238428
pls don't call me a man ;~;

I just want a tall person to squish me!!!!!!!!!!

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>>8238411
hey girl i miss u and love u

>>8238436
hey thanks
actually im not doing that well but im just trying not to fall into the trap of complaining endlessly about my health
but thanks, still

tomorrow
>1:36am
today, I am starting back on keto
goodnight

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Sometimes I wish someone shot me in the head. Can you send swat teams to EU senpai?

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>my left titty is bigger than the right one

>>8238434
he does want to fuck me thats pretty obvious

I'm also only 19 and a virgin so thats scary (made out with a boy a couple of times and sorta messed around but it never even made it to bj territory so I'm pretty sure I'm a virgin)

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>>8238391
You can't wear girl clothes cause you're family doesn't know or cause they'd tease and berate you for it?

>>8238421
>What weeaboo convention?
One right here in Chicago. I don't know how popular it is but It seems to pull in a crowd. It's called ACEN, do you know it?

I always love to see cosplayers everywhere and having fun, it's so wonderful
[spoiler]and it gets me out into the fresh air x_x[/spoiler]

>>8238420
Or just get fat
Or wear a summer hoodie.
>>8238425
Ofc I'm right.
Doesn't mean you can't get a bra.

>>8238438
ok sorry dude.
>>8238439
ty,ty same!!
we(or all 4 of us, idk) should have a skpe call or facetime or some shit idk
wyd today?
also that painting is really pretty
>>8238444
well just take it slow, maybe tell him you're a virgin, idk
is he cute? i mean im confused are you just nervous, or you dont like him??

>>8238443
It's normal at least you have titties

>>8238445
And I fug up my spoilers >.>.....

>>8238443
boobs grow at different speeds
it'll catch up
>>8238379
i haven't cried in 2 days
which makes me feel stronger

>>8238442
yes
call the police and say you are a white male who has access to a knife that isnt at all dull
you will be apprehended by the stasi
meanwhile ahmed next door has ukranian weaponry

>>8238449
no he's cute and seems nice

I'm just nervous

>>8238449
>ufufufufufu comes back to mtfg bitching about how she got her face smashed in b/c she "took it slow"

>>8238449
reeeeeeeee I hate this!!!!!

why be meeean?

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>>8238455

There are less than .1% of ahmeds next door where I live

>>8238428
I-I'm passing and tall!
>>8238441
And you will fail it like you have with the other 5000 diets you've been on over the years. I'm losing faith in you Sheen.
>>8238447
But now I feel like a consumerist cuck
>>8238458
What's the story behind Ufufu, I know absolutely nothing about her except that she's pretty.

>>8238457
oh
i dont rly know how to help you be less nervous. maybe pre-game your date or smoke some pot or something
where did you meet him?
>>8238458
wait what??
>>8238459
https://clyp.it/iznp3z0o

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>>8238409
Well if you weren't a weeb but it's ok, I'm a bit of a weeb too

>>8238445

No, but I looked it up, sounds cool. Are you going alone or with a group of friends?

>>8238463
well ok
I just dont like =(

sorry

also you have a really nice voice

>>8238215
im right here

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>>8238449
yeah!! its one of amano's works for ff vi. i didnt like the game that much desu but the artwork for it is stellar.

>we(or all 4 of us, idk) should have a skpe call or facetime or some shit idk
o m g i would love that am desperate to talk to yalls again

>wyd today?
im just watching this anison matrix stream -- twitch dot com slash mogra -- and probably gonna watch anime later

>>8238458
w-w-what

>>8238466
we're all weebs here etc.

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>>8238470
>tfw have the worst voice on /mtfg/
What are the chances?

>>8238476
:/ sorry

didn't mean to upset you

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>>8238475
Also do you still play ff XIV
Bf wants to know

o/

>>8238372
its to give support and shape the boobs. if you have small and perky breasts you don't really need to wear one with most outfits unless you want

>>8238463
I dont smoke weed thats for degenerates

also it doesn't affect me, I've tried.

I'm just a bucket of nerves

>>8238475
ufufu post a boy anime and a girl anime engaging in skinship of some kind.
thanks.

Love hurts, /mtfg/. I send a tidal wave but I get little more than a sprinkle back. I know I'm loved but I don't feel loved which makes me think I'm not loved. Am I broken? Stepping back hurts me too much it makes me feel cruel. I only have him to love, I can't love myself and the lack of acknowledgement is making me numb. Holding back is making me numb, but I feel ignored when I let it all out.

This is what people think of when you come out as trans.... fking kill me.

How can we kill people like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5PjDSejddg&feature=youtu.be

>>8238461
>And you will fail it like you have with the other 5000 diets you've been on over the years.
:(
probably
>I'm losing faith in you Sheen.
I'm sorry, I never deserved it in the first place

>>8238470
sorry
thanks idk i sound like a man i'm pretty sure buddy
>>8238475
ohhh, i see, i see. i like that one too, very pretty.
oh well idk maybe we could have a call today idk, annas probably not doing that much today iirc but idk

anison matrix? what is that about?
>>8238488
oh, yeah i dont do drugs at all so i feel ya i guess.
idk listen to some music maybe?

Good morning peoples. Does anyone have a good virtual iso mounter that i can get for free/cracked? Its been a while since i had to pirate a game and idk what i used to use

>>8238469
I'm going with two friends but everyone splits if they wanna see something usually. I'm looking forward to the May'n concert tho. :D

>>8238492
sheen what does tofurkey taste like?
have you ever tried the POTATO DIET?

>>8238495
wincdemu
It's FOSS

>>8238492
omg you're still alive i thought you killed yourself already. how's the morbidly obese hon life?

>>8238491
People like this is the reason we're hated.

Also, what's the consensus on why /pol/ hates trannies in particular?

>>8238499
potato diet on spiro = u fucking die

>>8238494
I mean is it even a good idea

Going out on a date with some rando thats probably just a chaser and would probably end up with losing my virginity in some sense

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>>8238484
i'm picking it up again for stormblood yeah

>>8238489
i-i don think i have anything of the sort anon

>>8238494
>anison matrix? what is that about?
its this monthly night a japanese club in akihabara hosts with these DJs that mix mostly anime music
it's super fun and they stream it at that twitch address that 4chan wont let me post as a link
im planning on going to japan this fall and i wanna make sure i go to it

>>8238495
Virtual clone drive from elaborate bytes, it's free and simple to use.

i bought this candy the package says orange strawberry lemon raspberry but I open it and there is no lemon what the FUCK

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>>8238504
why would u do spiro when there's cypro?
>>8238506
JUST A BOY TOUCHING A GIRL PLEASE. hugs or headpats. I know u hav em.

>>8238508
ty
>>8238500
what is foss?

>>8238511
i already want to kms cypro just make it worse I think

>>8238494
lol
you really don't

if you sound like a man then I sound like a fucking dragon

and I sound like a little victorian fancy boy thankyou

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>>8238511
i feel like a dealer

b-but ok fine

>>8238511
>why would u do spiro when there's cypro?
I am a failure hon. Why else

>>8238505
you dont have to fuck on the first date you know.
think of it like this--you get a free meal, and then if you like him you can go out another time.
idk
>>8238506
ohhhh i see, thats cool! sounds like alot of fun
>>8238517
i mean thats not how i feel but okay if you say so. victorian fancy boy sounds cute as fuck btw

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>>8238518
t-the drug!

>>8238492
Sheen what's your daily diet like? What did you eat today for instance?

>>8238520
idk I like your voice

and thankoo

>>8238519
stop making self-deprecation your comfort zone.
>>8238515
cypro makes people depressed?

>>8238506
Wait a second.... that cat looks familiar....
You don't happen to play on Exodus do you?
I mean, if that's your avatar

>>8238526
yes cypro does
very much so

>>8238528
really?

wel fug

what do we do when we're old and we dont have friends anymore

>>8238528
proofs? I mean, beyond the aa effect which is considered a depressant for spiro too.

>>8238533
cypro made nim suicidal

>>8238532
I never had friends :3

>>8238520
He clearly does want to fug tho

Then again he might buy me alcohol and I've been dry for months

>>8238518
c-come on another pls
I'm strung out I know but I just need one more

>>8238534
Spiro also makes people suicidal?

>>8238541
iv been on spiro for 2 years and it only ever made me feel happier. Never heard of it making anyone other than people who arent really trans feel worse

SOMEDAY YOU WILL ALL PASS AND LEAVE THIS PLACE

>>8238546
it's natural to be depressed whenever you initially tank AA, that's just how stark hormonal change works.

>>8238548
wishful thinking

>>8238535
:3
we're #twinning anon
>>8238536
okay
https://clyp.it/k2ssk4lk

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is there a male equivalent to the manic pixie dream girl character

i need one of those to come along and fix me or at least hit me in the face really hard

>>8238532
I already don't have any friends.

>>8238530
i think it's important to have the right dosage
>>8238533
https://www.drugs.com/mmx/cyproterone-acetate.html
see side effects i guess for proof?
also a lot of anecdotes comparing spiro to cypro
ask people here
on spiro i did not cry as often as on cypro

>>8238556
Hi

>>8238552
nah but i know a couple of people who thought they were trans but might not have actually been and they just got progressively more depressed the longer they were on hormones.

My theory is that they were getting gender dysphoria from the hormones like we do without them.

>>8238561
ur not male and you like guys now or something iirc

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friends are for weak people

I am a lone wolf


;~;

guys im applying polish, should i let the base coat dry or can i start with color after ~1 minute?

>>8238569
definitely wait for it to dry

unless you want a mixed colour for like a swirl design or something

>>8238566
I'm solidly bi, faggot
My orientation literally changes with my mood in the wind

>>8238558
same i wish i had a clique
>>8238568
same

>>8238568
friends are good i think

i don't really have any but reading about them it seems really nice

>>8238555
cute voice family

and I do actually kinda want to fug. if only to get it over with. he said he'd want to get a nice hotel room and I'm not sure if that implies that he wants a one-night stand or just doesn't want to have me at his house or vice versa or he thinks I'm a hooker or what

>>8238576
did hrt affect your sexuality at all?

>>8238573
thanks. I let it dry for 2 mins and the color was fine. muchas

>>8238581
Nope.
I've always swung both ways.
About as many bfs as I've had gfs.
>literally have dated/been with every gender/orientation combooooo

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I killed a 6'2" boy and my eternal punishment will be that I'll never get my own tall bf.

>>8238568
same
being a lone wolf is better. its lonely sometimes, but thats the burden of safety
>>8238578
lets make a lone wolf clique
>>8238580
>he said he'd want to get a nice hotel room and I'm not sure if that implies that he wants a one-night stand or just doesn't want to have me at his house or vice versa or he thinks I'm a hooker or what
ask him that
if its hard to vocalize, then text it to him.
idk personally i wouldn't put out right away, cause it makes your pussy more valuable i think but ye idk

>>8238585
>tfw 25
>tfw never been in a relationship with anyone
Should I even bother at this point?

>>8238585
>ated/been with every gender/orientation combooooo
so mtf too? You are brave idk if i could ever date a guy that didnt have a penis. Seems kinda pointless.

>>8238591
You're a pure maiden who'll prolly marry your 2nd love out if desperation and fear from losing your first.

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>>8238523
>>8238540
just one more anon ok

>>8238527
it is my c@ but no i'm on gilgamesh -- http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/3560210/
was in EM for a little while before going on a hiatus from the game

>>8238593
>mtf too
ftm*****************

>>8238596
I miss boku girl posting.

>>8238583
its cool

I learned some stuff from watching my big sister do her nails, she does some really cool stuff :3

>>8238590
I can never handle it for long, eventually I try to make friends, act really autistic, wind up hating myself and pushing everyone away

I just want to be normal

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>>8238599
it was a good time
alas, it is no longer to be

i want this dress still kinda

>>8238595
>pure maiden
No lol

>>8238590
tfw no escort gang that controls the city mafia style

>>8238601
>I can never handle it for long, eventually I try to make friends, act really autistic, wind up hating myself and pushing everyone away
oh
it sounds like there may be something wrong with you actually, you might try seeing a therapist to solve that desu

>>8238605
I wish loki would fuck with my sex.

>>8238568
Where do you live, I need people to be lone wolves with

>>8238612
yea I should

I've lost all my friends and family

I've barely maintained my relationship with my boyfriend

>>8238593
Mtf, ftm, edgy tumblr (ftm but no hormones so afab but nonbinary)
Throughout and college, id never dated a straight girl.
Still havent.
Bitches be too needy and annoying like they deserve something for nothing.
Idk, some people like ftm's...
But, personally, their over compensating cock-waggling douchehat attitudes always killed it for me.
Was even raped by one,
> a Lotta whiskey and they slipped me an ambien
But. Meh, he's still forever singlE b/c prissy oilfield girls want cawk and the dykes want soft women.
So,meh.
Que sera
>>8238607
Yes.

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>>8238445
>You can't wear girl clothes cause you're family doesn't know or cause they'd tease and berate you for it?

They would tease me to hell. I know it. They already know and they said they support me but they often shout on me and I have trust issues with my father and sister especially.

I JUST WANT TO STOP WEARING THESE ICKY BOY CLOTHES WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8238576
sorry i was remembering post about troubles with your wife or something

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>>8238611
lets make it happen. I'll be the tough-as-nails no-nonsense madame
>>8238616
well at least you have a boyfriend, that sounds nice idk

>>8238616
are you me? I get so clingy I push everyone away because I try and get too close.

>>8238615
I'm in england

but hopefully I'll be moving to the netherlands soon

>>8238601
same desu..over attachment..unrealistic goals..

>>8238619
My wanting a man is literally happens one weekend a month
Every month.
Must be ovulating then...

>>8238625
oh rip Im a pond and a bit aways from you.

>>8238629
idk about the ovulating but i kinda get it. im mostly straight but i like girls too sometimes

>>8238623
This used to be me so I started being distant and now that pushes people away. Can't win really
>>8238625
It's really weird but in my 4 years browsing 4chan every Brit I've spoken to has hated their country.

strong manly man here looking for ovulating women pls respond

>>8238636
>It's really weird but in my 4 years browsing 4chan every Brit I've spoken to has hated their country.
>4 years
???
really? thats all? i'm surprised, but that kind of makes sense, hmm.

>>8238622
yee
he's fixing my brain

>>8238623
>>8238626
I don't think I get too attached or anything, I just feel like everybody hates me and that it's all my fault

I just want to be liked, I don't like being hated all the time

>>8238556
>is there a male equivalent to the manic pixie dream girl character
i don't know if there's a direct male equivalent, but the male version is probably some guy with a saviour complex who wants a girl to be dependent on him so that he feels useful, and drags her into life kicking and screaming in some misguided attempt to try and make her happy

>>8238226
>182 cm
>tall

You are like a little baby.

>>8238485
good morning emi!!!!

>>8238636
Im being distant with my boyfriend because being overly affectionate is draining for him, but keeping distance hurts me so much ;-;

>>8238617
>Was even raped by one,
Im sorry to hear that

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>tfw was doing nails
>dad arrives earlier than usual
>rush to remove and hide panties and bra
>get some polish remover and remove it quickly (thankfully only had done 3 and a half nails)
>"Neverpass, what is this diluent smell?"
>Oh that's nail polish remover I was trying to clean a stain on my computer
>"Oh ok, that doesn't break the plastic does it?"
>No dad it doesn't have acetone

Fuck I hate when parents arrive 4 fucking hours earlier than expected.

>>8238635
Yeah,
Every once in a while, I'm fucking aching for somebody to be rough with me.
My waifu is really soft and gentle with me.
Idk,
If like, I had a cute next door neighbor boy I was allowed to call on for muh needs whenever I needed it... totally would

>>8238646
how you feelin eva?

I get to drive a forklift :>

>>8238634
:/ shame

>>8238636
that's cause england sucks

like england Really sucks
I have nothing here
no family, no friends, no prospects, nothing

>>8238643
that doesnt sound that great i would rather be more my own person you know. i suppose it would be better than nothing though

>>8238645
I am a lil baby!!!!!

>>8238648
Meh, i knew we had sex but I couldn't remember what happened and he refused to return my calls.
It wasn't until I brought my new jeep to a rock crawling event he happened to be at that he saw me (at this point, I was alot girlier looking) and suddenly started hammering my phone and told me I was totally willing . (I wasnt, just high af) and wanted to go again

>>8238590
meh fuck it he's obviously looking for a one night stand

why does life have to be hard

>>8238653
pain has gotten a lil worse but it's okay! I think I figured out what shoes I'm going to get ><

how are you?!

>>8238645
idk 179 feels pretty fucking tall dude

>>8238667
uhhh i think im okay

the birds are singing outside, it looks like a nice day

>>8238640
hi asl
>>8238654
vroom

>>8238673
yeah bro 5'8 is HUGE

>>8238679
20/yes please hahahahahahahah/wherever u r

>>8238640
Can I have your beautiful nim babies?

>>8238676
that is good to hear, make sure to have a nice breakfast okay? ^^

>>8238680
its 5'10.5 we already went over this

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>tfw no 8 foot tall bf
:(

Have any of you experienced height shrinkage on HRT? Reddit delusional hons seem to believe they shrinked 1-2 inches on HRT.

>>8238665
oh
well if he just wants a one time stand, i wouldn't do it
but idk anon

>>8238687
yeah bro 5'10 is HUGE

>>8238690
O.0

too big!

>>8238695
what about 5'9?

>>8238682
no they're mine i keep them in a locked chest

>>8238683
im eatin chicken fingers is that o-okay

>>8238693
No, but my feet did legitimately go from a men's 10 to a men's 8.5

>>8238693
I was 5'4 before hrt now I'm 5'3

>>8238695
we all have our own problems

>>8238702
C-can I be your chest?

>>8238673
>1,79 m

Let me show you how it is done.

S U C C

I mean

One hundred and ninety five centimeters.

>>8238641
Up until 2013 I browsed a British student forum but lost interest because I hadn't been a student since 2010 and it had become a SJW circlejerk. Before 2009 I wasn't even on the internet at all b/c poor family
>>8238656
Mmhmm I know loads of people like you. My aunt hates her life here and wants to move to LA completely glossing over the fact that her life as a minimum wage worker would be even worse over there. And then there was me, I was considering buying a plane ticket to Canada and disappearing from my life here. Now that I started transition and am feeling happier I realize how ridiculous that plan was. You can't run away from yourself, if you move to the other side of the world unless you were sponsored or something you'll still have no money and friends. Finally no offence but England doesn't suck, you suck. Plenty people here having a great time. Wherever you live it's all about money and looks, if you don't have those your life will be shit anywhere.

>>8238701
even huger!

>>8238693
nop actually i gained an inch (probably measured wrong in the first place)
>>8238697
>tfw no 20 foot tall alpha male bf
he could beat up all those 19 foot manlets

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>>8238702
that is fine!

>>8238705
delete this immediately

>>8238706
and being 5'10 ain't one of em

>>8238703
I wear a 42 EU which is an 8.5 US

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>>8238636
>It's really weird but in my 4 years browsing 4chan every Brit I've spoken to has hated their country.
I only hate my country when I'm talking to other Brits.

Otherwise I love this place.

>>8238707
ye if you want

do you have references?

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If you could pick one mtfg waifu who would you pick?

>>8238693
It would take a very very long time for hrt to degrade your bone mass to the point you would lose height

>>8238722
*degrades ur bonemass*

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>>8238719
Once, I held a piece of silicone in me for 5 hours.

>>8238714
okay whatever

>>8238713
It's not as nice as you think, I've been molested twice because I'm too small to fight back. I was bullied a ton in school so now I have massive self esteem issues.

>>8238713
What do you mean anon?

>>8238727
cats are not meant to be on their tums!

>>8238728
have fun crying about being 5 foot

>>8238709
ok way to aggressive

I live in a small town filled with druggies who hate me cause I'm a fag
I am cute
and I'm moving to the Netherlands with my bf

>>8238649
Thats the exact reason I never dared to go to my parents room and try on my mother clothes and jewellery when I was younger, you never know when people are early :/

>>8238734
He did it.
He crawls uP to my side, falls asleep, and flips on his back when he starts snoring

>>8238711
>tfw not 2 foot tall with 20 foot tall bf
;~;

>>8238730
>tfw was 5'11" 252 lb giga nigga in school
>tfw everyone was scared of me
>tfw never bullied as a result but still miserable
>just wanted to be small and cute
>>8238736
>I live in a chav infested small town
>The whole country is shit

>>8238737
I can't just go and buy cute panties and a bra, my mother finds e v e r y t h i n g

>>8238740
>tfw 7 meters tall on tuesdays

>>8238730
im sorry those things happened to you

>>8238734
yeah my life is so perfect just becasue im 3 inches shorter than you

>>8238725
pls.

>>8238725
*enhances ur bone mass*
uwu

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>>8238739
nutmeg wants MY TUM and MY TUM only

>>8238750
m-me too...

>>8238747
it's a great deal more workable, yeah

>>8238748
*gives u osteoporosis*
owo

>>8238749
beep no

>>8238750
Fine then.
NOBODY will get my tum evr

>>8238743
yea good point

but still you didn't have to be so mean

>>8238746
I could be 4 foot if I cut off my lower legs :3

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>>8238721
hmm thats a hard one i cant decide between natalie cis tits valq or spicy ;~;

>>8238753
but what if nutmeg is there :o

>>8238761
Well fuck you too.

>>8238756
FINE

>>8238762
he can find somewhere else to lay, that's my spot!

>>8238732
hi new anon now a trip hi im beanboy hi>>8238707
>>8238727
tmi
>>8238721
maeve

i spent the night drinking and stuff also like i kinda walked this homeless prostitute to this park where meth addicts and drug dealers live i guess.

like i did a lot of walking last night.

i got my general relief cash aid approved

im here looking up a one way ticket out of here thinking north dakota but maybe standing rock will take me?

wait i actually just looked up south dakota.

im gonna try to buy a ticket to south dakota as soon as possible i have like 140~$ avialable to me.

i burn through money

>>8238745
Move out :P ?

>>8238754
fuck you bdd autist

>>8238754
owo

>>8238770
you're average, i tower over most people

>>8238767
but he claimed it first!!

>>8238768
Lol, ure gonna die in the winter under a folding chair.
Just get a fucking job now that you have income to get you started

>watching discovery channel
>nasa files
>"lights in the sky, could it be ayys?"
>1 whole hour of "it's ayys! it can only be ayys!"
>final 10 minutes of show
>it was a street lamp
come ON

>>8238771
*gives u a tour of disney world and eats a lot of popcorn*

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>>8238764
i like it when you talk mean to me bb

>>8238779
No milk for you.

>>8238769
Can't, still in uni and parents paying for it.

>>8238768
wtf are you a retard? Spend it on trying to find somewhere to live and a job. And if you leave LA who is going to be my tour guide?

>>8238774
that would be so goddam epic you gave me a boner

help me plan my trip cuck search me busses and like stuff

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Please help me overcome the fear of wearing girl clothes in a setting where I still live with family. I know it's not the perfect setting, that I'm not passable and started hormones not a long time ago... but I can't bear this anymore.

I'm going to go crazy soon I feel. The problem is that they shout on me often, I don't trust them, especially my father and sister. They know, by the way. But for about 4 months it's been non-discussed, they want to avoid the discussion and even though they say they support me I still don't trust them.

>>8238785
No.
Get a job instead of being a career homeless bug carrier

>>8238784
ur literally in europe

i am a retard a little i think

monster love

>>8238778
aww!!
desu im gonna go crazy being there with them for a whole week

>>8238773
I'll c-convince you... <<;

>>8238786
iktf

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>>8238762
uwu

>>8238792
is it your first time

>>8238794
h-how

>>8238788
i have syphaliss i forgot i need to get that shit cured asap

im not gonna be homeless ima live with idians and do reservation things ths is differnt
>>8238788
search for me busses to buy with cash am busy shitposting

>>8238800
LEWD ANON NO