/Mascgen/ - Monogamy edition

I want a bf without having to go through all the hassle of dating and stuff. I just want to be at the comfortable bf stage where we cuddle all day and make breakfast naked and when one of us farts we just laugh.

Rule #4 Section A - Rules are for fatties and dramaqueens.

Rule #4 Section B - Real masc guys don't follow the rules.

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>>8219839
You can only get that if you're filthy rich.

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Im legitimately transitioning soon. I already stopped lifting and everything and starving myself and losing all my gainz and shaved. Im going to leave you boys alone now it was fun but i have to accept myself.


Bye everyone!

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Did you stupid faggots fix your shitty general yet?
Or is it still the designated collective shitting toilet for all of /lgbt/, /pol/, and other misc boards to take a shit in?
Seriously the last one (or even two?) was fucking embarassing to even watch, a literal dumpster fire.

You're supposed to be the manly men that get shit done, but you can't even keep your own shit in line.
Fucking embarassment.

>>8219899

bye maki

you're always welcomed at..
https://discord.gg/xbKzbsx

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>>8219839
It's not that hard to find.

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>>8219899
the good old days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY

>>8219986
>Actually wanting a tranny in a gaygen group

"girls" gotta stick together right?

>>8219670
None of you are masculine. Get real.
This thread is so cringe.

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Masculine haircuts?

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>>8220358
(you)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMvOPmTwJPU

>theres a anon in cologne

:O

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Praise Kovacs the old horrible edition is gone

>>8220424
Short

Anytime I start waking up with bedhead it's time to get a haircut

>>8221816
It's not gone people are still bumping it.

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>>8221964
It's close enough to 310. Let it die

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>>8221998
I'm all for it crashing and burning into dust, but there are die-hard trump fans trying to keep it a live. They all should be shot imo.

>>8222015
There's literally nothing more obnoxious. They revel in being repulsive shitbags and then wonder why people don't like trump or his supporters

They're just unpleasant people

>>8219670
Jeez. Someone mess with the trannies titty skittles?
I can't remember the last time I saw someone/s shitposting this hard.

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>>8222051
Makes one ashamed to be American.

>>8221998
299 atm.
Someone musta got banned.

>>8222015
>everyone I don't agree with should be dead
Truly a golden era for democracy and rational discourse.

>>8222064
Democracy is dead. Didn't you get the memo?

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>>8222064
I wasn't banned I just wasn't interested in posting in that edition because of the tacit endorsement included

Trump is a boy's idea of masculinity.

>Truly a golden era for democracy and rational discourse
As if the other side would serve anything better though. Although I do agree that calling for their death is overkill. I just dump them like hot garbage

Anyways. Enough politics. Does mascgen like tattoos?

>>8222073
>>8222070
Nigga wat
>>8220107
same
>>8219670
The fuck happened to the discord?

>>8222097
Yes, as long as their not hipster bs tattoos

>>8219670
>thought I was in masc gen
>it's a bizzaro masc gen where everyone's a limp wrist-ed lefty fag

>>8222055
Theres more than one shitposter you know

>>8222097
I like tattoos as long as they have meaning other than
>I think tribal tats look sweet bra

Getting something permanently tattooed on your body as a fashion statement is absurdly shallow.

>>8222135
Ja. I figured. Hence the
>someone/s

>>8222139
I honestly assume everyone that does this is just a cunt.

>>8222139
^ this

>>8222139
What is getting a tattoo at all if not a fashion statement?

>>8222143
trannies are the next generation of man. Masculinity is outdated and for goys

is it possible to be a repressed tranny but still be /masc/? would i fit in here?

>>8222181
Tattoos aren't like cutting your hair or changing your clothes. It's permanent which mean's it's who you are they must have deeper meaning with a life story than, "they look nice and fashionable"

>>8222193
Maybe, probably not

>>8222193
Nearly everyone here is a repressed tranny. Some move on to be the pretty butterfly girl we all are like this girly.

>>8219899

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Masculine jobs?

Working at a mill is pretty masculine.

>>8222225
Anything involving a lot of lifting and heavy labor

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>>8222199
In my experience (as someone who doesn't have any tattoos) that's normally how people treat their first tattoos. Then you get a second one and another one and afterwards it's just a matter of whether you want another tattoo or not instead of being some big meaningful symbol.

I don't care for tattoos since I don't think there's anything I feel strongly enough about to inflict it on my flesh forever but they're not deal breakers for me if they're on a guy. Unless they get taken to extremes I think it's fine for someone to get a tattoo for any reason

>>8222225
Stuff that makes money. I don't really care what a guy does as long as he has a career path forward

Linking to posts from old thread so they get seen by posters who moved here earlier.
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>>8221998
>/mascgen/ a beast exists to serve edition
https://beastpup.tumblr.com/

>>8223391
Hrm

So this guy exists

>>8223391
What a slut

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Never bottomed before. What's it like?

>>8223953
Like a bag of sand.

>>8223953
Like taking a shit in reverse, only instead of shit it's another dude's cock.

>>8223953
You feel full, but in your ass.

>>8224112
Basically

>>8223953
also it's not for everyone, so if you aren't into it, nothing wrong with that.

>>8223953
ever felt pleasure taking a shit? ever felt pleasure releasing your urine one a full bladder causing fluctuating pressure against your prostate?

yeah it's somewhat like that but what more intense. which is funny because I'd guess most straight guys have enjoyed that.

except it'll probably be painful the first 1-2 minutes

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>>8223953
>>8224180
This.

If you have ever held in your shit so long that you could poop any moment or jolt. Then when you finally release the shit that is so big you feel great relief. Imagine that relief over and over again. Not the pain of holding in a shit just the release of the shit. The euphoric feeling is what it feels like to be fucked in the ass, right. If it's painful all the time except for the first penetration (which always hurts) then he's doing it wrong. Just relax and take it slow then once your ass is use to a cock inside it and he thrusts then the pain should turn to pleasure.

>>8224180

It'll be painful, but if he's doing it correctly, he'll be good about it.

>>8224232
I mean just ride him initially and it's a non-issue every time

trying to navigate platonic gay friendship with friend who's into me after coming out. wat do

>>8224352
acting overtly feminine.
this kills attraction in gays.
but if he's a chaser it will turn him on,
in which case act overtly masculine.

also say things in a joking manner like
"if i thought you were attractive i would be turned on right now"
when he does overtly sexual things or tries to make a move
and then say "seriously, i'm not attracted to yo. but we can still be friends, okay?"
and then get him to acknowledge what you've said.
if he ignores you and still keeps trying to get in your pants then just stop hanging out with him until he gets over it, or make an ultimatum:
"i'm not going to hang out with you if you keep acting like this"
you need to set boundaries and nip behaviors you don't like in the bud.

How do you guys usually hook up with other dudes?

>>8224670
It's called grindr hunty, go on there and say you are masc4masc vers and get your mascbussy bred as much as you want.

>>8224352
echoing the boundaries suggestion.

are you gay/bi? did HE come out or did you?

>>8224707
I am bisexual, I came out to him. He's interested in me. And I think the boundaries thing is a good idea, he hasn't made any moves per se, but we have plans this weekend and idk what to expect

>>8224762
I would go for the hard preemptive friendzone lol

>>8224352
>tfw had moments to fool around with a straight guy (he was interested) but never acted on them
JUST

>>8224670
I have two guys who I get it from atm. One around the corner. We fuck maybe once or twice a week (vers, but I btm mostly). Then I have a big bear friend who lives near my mum so when I visit her we usually fuck (vers, but I top mostly).
I also think I have a guy for my fetish (feet, inb4 normalfag) but I'm still working on that. He said he could host but his situation just changed. Hope that's true and he isn't just flaking.

>>8224670
>i can donate blood again

>>8223953
Some people like it, others don't. Make sure to use plenty of lube, maybe get the other guy to finger fuck you first to make sure you're nice and wet. Then take it slow. Remember, communication is key. If he's a good top he'll want to make it feel good for you too.

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>>8226384
Just don't get beargnant at such an early age.

>>8226392
>>beargnant

But that sounds hot tho anon

>>8226424
Only if you're financially secure to support a cub of your own.

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>>8226392
>beargnant
wat

>>8226384
All I want is a tall cuddly bf to come home to and cuddle. ;~;

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>>8226781
We all do anon

>>8226781
The closest thing I have to this is this straight 6'3 guy at the gym I work out together with occasionally, he usually teases me about the height difference between us since i'm 5'10 and pats or ruffles my hair as a way to say goodbye.

>>8222139
People who get tattoos because the hold some special meaning are retards and obnoxious as fuck.
>this ying yang symbol represents the love I have for my dead grandpa and the hate I have for him because he raped me. I'm so deeeeeep.

>>8227107
that sounds like torture

>>8219670
>Masc
>Monogamy
If only...
>Go to sixth form
>"Now I'll be able to find gay guys easier and get a bf"
>Fem sluts everywhere
>Wait until uni
>"Now I'll be able to find gay guys easier and get a bf"
>Fem sluts everywhere
When does the pattern end?

>>8227318
When you stop being a sperg an git gud at recognizing non-faggy homos

>>8227691
So they're building a high rise apartment with a pool across the street of the building I work in and I'm looking forward to watching the power gays that can actually afford to live there sunbathing this summer

>>8227834
Didn't mean that as a reply sorry

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>>8227318
You're looking for love in all the wrong places.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzXIQpJZV_Y

>>8227318
Dude just date someone from here. Worked for us.
>yesterday was my first time bottoming
>he's taking a shower right now getting ready for me to top him
>it's his first time bottoming and my first time topping
Wish me luck lads

>>8223391
He looks a lot smoler without the camera angles.

>>8226384
Same.
He's way out of my league, but wants to get married and stuff.
Gotta get this shit locked down before he realizes his mistake.

>>8228182
Good luck.

>>8228841
I want to date a guy who's out of my league who thinks I'm out of his league

>>8228996
That's kind of my situation now. I'm just hoping he doesn't wise up.

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>tfw no kovac bottom bear bf

>>8228841
Do it m8, don't let em get away!

>good week for upper body
>shit week for lower body

>good week for lower body
>shit week for upper body
anyone else know this feel?

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>>8230407
>Not posting the one with his feet

Also can be stop being so perfect

>>8230948
Forget the feet footanon. The important thing is that he plays Catan

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>>8223391

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>>8230407
>>8230948
>tfw guys like this are never gay

>>8231096
I'm not footanon. But yes him playing Catan is great.

>ywn have a comfy game of Catan with Joe and play footsies under the table

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>>8231454
>posts picture of his ass
>not gay
anon...I have some good news

>>8232397
None of his instagram photos have him with a consistent woman so he obviously doesn't have a partner and a fuckin Olympian I bet is getting all sorts of service on his dick

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>>8232397
The mere fact that 3/4 of the guys this thread want him will compel the universe to make him straight

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>>8230407
>>8230948
>applecheeks
>negative canthal tilt
trash

>>8231454
He's got gayface, even if he isn't actually gay there tons of gay guys who have the same facial features as him

>>8232989
>apple cheeks
>bad
Who even are you?

>>8233592
let me guess, your first crush was santa claus

>>8227107
I hope this hurts you deep and that eventually either the pain or your natural stupidity forces you to ruin this one measly friendship of yours.

>>8231454
No, ugly guys very often are. It's nature's way of keeping them on the outside of legitimate human sexual relations.

>>8229089
>>8228841
how do you guys find guys who are out of your league but still down to bf?

>>8234085
Close

>>8234217
ok, now I'm curious

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>>8234252
My macrophilia developed before my sexuality, methinks

>>8234275
he's a big guy

>>8234281
There's also some serious foot fetish material in there so it's a wonder I didn't also become a footfag

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>>8234275
> mfw my bf is a lanklet I met on mascgen
Sucks to be you macrofag-kun

>>8232814
the universe is a bitch

Poor fag, how can I not be poor like the other gay boys. My family life is shit, but I have a 8.5in dick and I play rugby. So I'm fit and I have a job and a car. Why am I so un-dateable

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>>8236041
>I have a 8.5in dick
>un-dateable

pick one
or better yet, fuck my hole

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Pic is my grindr... plz rate

>>8236187
Please get AIDS and promptly expire.

>>8236225
No one dies of aids anymore man. You can live with hiv quite easily. Unless you stop taking your meds theirs no way you would die of it.

>>8236263
Great, anon, please refrain from taking your medication. Thanks in advance.

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>>8236225
Feel like it's gonna happen sooner than later, poz guys are more my type anyway

>>8236284
Stupid is as stupid does, I guess.
Nobody said happiness didn't come without a price for the wicked.

>>8234202
Be a good person. Idk. I'm a terrible person but bf is terrible in the same way so we're like monogamous degenerates and it's great

>>8236294
I hope your relationship ends soon. Lots of tears.

>>8236291
Thank God my Obama care will cover my hiv meds, and my PReP

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>>8236416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qQ6_RV4VQ

>>8230891
To much volume maybe? Could do a lot to high rep split.
>>8232132
>Tfw he keeps putting the robber on you and it runs your relationship.
>>8234202
You just have to find a guy that's into what you have, like a chubby chaser or a size queen or a scruffy nerd herder.
>>8236041
Just goes shake the whore tree till something good falls out
>>8236187
Nice.

>>8236640
>Nice.
There's no need to be gay about it, faggo.

>>8236645
Do what now?

>>8236430
DELETE YOURSELF

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>>8236187
3/10

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>>8236983
Delete this, anon.

Guys I think my heart shrunk two sizes. I've gotten meaner and smaller and I don't like it.

>>8237435
Is this the new Grinch posting?

>>8236187
use a fucking face picture christ. I fucking hate grindr

>>8219670
That cuddling position is the best thing in the world. It feels so fucking nice.

>>8237329
still has to pass the senate retard

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>>8237769
Lol leave him alone. It's how butterfaces like us get laid.
>>8237791
I prefer a little lower. A guy resting his head on my chest is the coziest thing ever. And it makes me feel better about obsessing about bench press.

My bf and I have been fucking for about 3 weeks

I never barebacked before but I told him he could fuck me without a condom last night, since we feel fine about STDs etc

It was more intimate, but when he came I felt really weird. I kind of felt like I was having a panic attack... I was extremely dizzy and felt faint.

Anyone have an experience like this? Do you ever feel faint after bottoming?

>>8237965
Well yeah agreed, but it's the same basic thing.

>>8237965
I'll lie on your chest. Post pecs.

>>8237934
Fuck you.

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>>8238650
>mfw type 1 diabetes
>mfw gay
>mfw the Republican party literally wants me to die
What did I even do to them?

>>8238700
You're an insufferable faggot. Your existence is distasteful.

>>8238718
That was rude please apologize to me right now

>>8238700
Hey I also have type 1
*high fives*

>>8238726
You can't be serious.

>>8238744
You were rude and owe him a blow job.
Do it.

>>8238776
An apology not a blow job

>>8238744
I felt you were unnecessarily rude and my feelings are hurt

>>8238780
you should get an apology and a blowjob

>>8238776
>>8238783
You're trash.

>>8238780
If it makes you feel any better, I hope your imminent death is quick and painless.

>>8238793
This is also rude and I can't believe you would say this to me, of all people

>>8238793
Naughty. Now you owe us all the blowjobs.

>>8238809
It would make me feel better if you were actually hurt, but you're just pulling my leg. Rude.

>>8238825
I have never given head, I don't know how.

>>8238856
*unzips dick*
Do your best, anon. I believe in you.

>>8238861
*bites your cock off and spits it out into the trash*
I did my best. :3

>>8238893
How did it taste?

>>8238897
Like shit, why? You were expecting something different?

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Where did it all go so wrong?

>>8238901
*poops in your mouth*
How about that?

>>8238903
*goes back in time and shoots your father*
>How about that?

>>8238902
Trannies

>>8238911
>>8238903
>>8238901
>>8238897
>>8238893
>>8238861
All of this is terrible

>>8238911
See, now you're just being silly. Be a good boy and suck cock. Come on, now. Suck all the cocks.

>>8238930
Fuck off, you dirty old man. I don't know what you're trying to prove talking to me like this, but I'll just drag you down to my level.
I kind of think nobody here respects you anyway though.

>>8238942
*cums on you*
Oh well

>>8238946
Jokes on you. I don't know what that feels like, so it's only empty words to me.

>>8238950
*pees on you*
Better?

>>8238960
No, keep trying though. I like playing never have I ever. I always win.
Still, I kind of wish a dyel uggo wasn't the one flirting with me.

>>8238967
*Pees on you again*
Oh well

>>8238946
>>8238980
*asterisks*
Oh well

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daily reminder:

Those who like men as pictured on the left really like Low T guys with higher than normal estrogen levels. You might as well date a curvy female.

Real "masc" men are those as pictured on the right. They have balanced to high T levels and are always slim/ripped and not curvy or beefy. They don't hold on to water/fat like females do.

>>8239258
talk about gay bro science

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>>8239258
The one on the left is hotter though

If you're one of those bitchy femmes who balks at a two digit body fat percentage maybe mascgen might not be for you, friend

>>8239258
>>>/fit/
skinny fuccbois need not apply

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>>8238621
No. I'm chaste and my love pillows are only for the bf.

>>8239258
The guy in the left is clearly roiding, which it's about as far from low t as you get.

>>8239679
what? how can u tell hes roiding

>>8239258
>implying you can get those delts on low t

Lol

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>>8239258
>gay face
>muslim
>looks like a tranny
>uses the "it's the ideal male body" meme
10/10. Laughed and cringed at the same time.

>>8239719
Big delts, roid acne and scars.
I'm natty now, but roiding was eye opening. It's pretty astonishing how prevalent roid usage is.

He's kinda right though, some roids (and high estrogen side effects) can cause bloat/water retention.

>>8219670
>Monogamy edition
Ok, this seema fitting.
>tfw married guy has become a bit too friendly with me
I'm not sure what to do. I want to tell him to back off but he's only been very low key lewd so far. I know that if I brought it up, chances are that he'll deny it and everything will turn weird. And he is a good friend besides that

I'm ftm and a guy and I started cuddling recently. We're really close and share everything, but it makes me feel dysphoric. Should I stop? I know it's a silly question but

>>8240114
Yes, avoid all human contact until you're no longer trans.

>>8240114
I don't see much point in keeping on doing something if it makes you feel bad. Then again, I don't know what dysphoria feels like and if there is a chance that being with him will stop making you feel like that

>>8240145
I'm only into girls though and him potentially seeing me as one makes me feel really bad. The only reason I keep doing it is because I haven't had human contact in months so it feels ok physically but awful mentally

>>8240162
Oh you poor thing, you were just born to suffer. Have you tried not being a faggot and just settling for how nature made you? Could help.

>>8240179
Shut the fuck up, you're probably a repressed tranny yourself. Imagine you woke up without a dick and how bad youd feel

>>8240162
>I'm only into girls though
You should have started with that. It would probably be better to put a stop to it, I think. Especially if he's into you. But even if he isn't, it would probably be better for you to focus on getting a gf. Of course, you could try to talk about it with him but those conversations can backfire so be prepared if you decide to do that

>>8240186
>on /mascgen/
>a repressed tranny yourself
>Imagine you woke up without a dick
>how bad youd feel
The cognitive dissonance here is jarring. Was this your best attempt at an insult? Next time you go to the doctors (and I bet you see more of your doctor's office than you do anybody's bedroom, huh?) ask if they can include some chromosome therapy with your testosterone booster.

>every thread on /fit/ is >tfw no gf/broscience/epic mamays/pol
well /fit/ is dead to me now.
what anonymous image board can i talk about fitness on that isn't complete dogshit.

>>8240504
>>>/a/

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>>8240668
bruh don't even joke like that

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>>8240504
Lol I accidentally talk fitness in /tg/ some times.

>>8240107
You don't have to say anything to set boundaries.

Fail to react to anything flirty and he'll either give up or turn up. If he turns up, it'll be a lot more appropriate to tell him off.

have you guys seen vander in chaosmen? literally the perfect masc faggot

>>8240815
Yeah that's what I've been doing. He seems persistent, though. But I guess that if things don't escalate everything will be fine and he'll eventually get tired.

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I found a beefcake on grindr that wants a single fwb and he wants to pound me, hopefully I don't fuck this up... and tips to keep a man?

>>8240965
give him the bussy

and then let him use your thrussy

>>8240965
pic related? jelly

>>8241033
Pic isn't related... but my guy is 6'2 210 7.5in c and he definitely works out... he's only been fucked by one guy before and I've got a long 8.5in for him.

I'm 21yo butterface black and white toned type of guy... I get lucky sometimes with the blank squares on grindr!

>>8241065
too bad, would have wanted to see him

>>8240980
>bussy
>thrussy
What have gays become? This is complete retardation.

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>tfw talking to a sexually frustrated silver daddy body builder whos wife is ignoring his sexual needs

i hit the fucking jack pot mascgen i never thought id fool around with a muscle man but its looking highly possible. were planning on meeting tommorow so i can give him some head and worship his body. feel kinda bad hes cheating on his wife but its with a guy so its not as bad right?

>>8241571
wtf is a thrussy?

>>8241987
A throat pussy. Obvi, anon! It's totes right there in the word.

>>8241571
the best part about it is probably that thrussy is a straight girl thing, not a gay thing

>>8241033
Did you have to ask? None of the hermits in this thread are even getting punched by a guy like that.
>>8240965
I know you'll fuck it up anon. I can't wait to read just how badly you screw up when you come back here to lament, to wail and bemoan how lonely *sniff* and untouchable *sob* you are. It can't be soon enough. Best of luck.

I was sent here from gaygen by some bitter tranny

is this where the non disgusting, not wizzy, cool guys post?

>>8242533
I'm not trans, but I'm in this thread too.

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>>8242540
Are you cool? Everything about gaygen has turned into an aidsy dumpster fire. I need a new home.

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>>8242533
>doesn't realize that i post in here also

Might want to head to femgen.

Something extra masc for you homos.

>>8242552
Do you need a course in remedial reading? Of course I'm not cool, you goddamn moron.
>I'm not trans, but I'm in this thread too.
I am the bitter faggot from the other thread.
Nice picture btw, he's really hot for an epileptic.

>>8242571
Are only trans cool in your mind? You can be cool too anon.

>>8242585
Nobody is "cool" in my mind. You can't be "cool" anon.
What's with this lingo, sport? You been living under a rock or something?

>>8242612
Lesbians are always so bitter. I think they should have their own board.

>>8241967
Yeeea man! Tell him not to wear deodorant and get up in those things... where'd you meet him?

>>8242617
Jesus Fucking Christ, you're dense.
I'm not a lesbian either.

Can we talk about transguys?

>>8242636
You sure act a lot like a bitter bitchy female not to be a lesbian

>>8242665
Well, going by your posts, you act a lot like a gibbering retard and to think, until now, I've been putting some faith in your powers of deduction.

>>8242571
>>8242585
>>8242612
>>8242617
>>8242629
>>8242636
>>8242665
>>8242676
>when u come to the chill gen for the express purpose of clogging it up with negativity

all true masc men are friends. we are positive and constructive people. getting petty and upset over nothing is not masculine at all.

>>8242629
craigslist, yeah i know its sleazy but its good for frustrated guys

>>8242697
Fuck off you overglorified tub of red meat and stinking pozzed spunk. I hate you, and I hate men like you. How's that for positive and constructive, you walking anal prolapse?

>>8242662
sure

>>8242706
here, have a (You), since you want one so much

>>8242676
Sorry, I was jerking off. Do I know you? Why are you still talking to me? I'm confused.

>>8240186
>wake up as a pretty grill
>fuck all the straight men I want
man, trannies have it so easy

>>8242007
It's stupid.

>>8219670
does anybody here ever use the tinychat?

>>8242910
Thanks you autistic blowhard, I appreciate it.

>>8242963
No. Go back to jerking off, you're really good at it.

>>8241967
>feel kinda bad hes cheating on his wife but its with a guy so its not as bad right?
I hope you don't believe he hasn't done that already. "I've never done this. But I'm sexually frustrated and you're just soooo hot" is a common meme among cheaters/closet cases. Especially if he is as hot as you say.

Just telling you this because another common meme between guys like that is not getting tested for hiv and stuff (too hard to explain to the wifey if she finds out). So don't let his cummies get into you.

Other than that, have fun!

Daily reminder of the most important rule of mascgen.

>Rule #2. Section A - Don't respond to shit posters or namefags/tripfags.

>>8243594
Shut up, you silly bitch

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>>8243594
2nd most important rule
>Rule #3 - Post bara dudes

>>8243605
i think you have those backwards.

>>8238464
Are you at least monogamous? Did you get tested together?
>>Being this fking stupid

>went to a party
>ate candy and had beer
how fucked are my gains?

>>8244470
You're going to become a hon

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>>8244470
0% destruction
keep crying bitch nigga

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>>8244470
One night out of 365 isn't gonna kill you.

>>8244470
I do that all the time.
My gains are shit, but good enough to ones normies.

>>8244592
Sad but true.

>>8244592
>modern bear
the "swole" left

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>>8244592
Imagine needing a guide for your "identity."

>>8245142

This. Cringe as fuck

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>meet guy on tinder
>looks mask
>met him irl for the first time
>obnoxious gay voice
>lisp
>feminine mannerisms
uugghh
fucking kill me

>>8245121
the fat left

>>8245275
You're going to have to settle eventually, anon. You're not getting any younger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gWRUYYpON0

>>8245299
never.

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>>8245307
You know how Bobby-boy here wound up, don't you?
>Scott Boute, a former partner, found Bergeron dead in his apartment on January 5, a plastic bag over his head.
>On the paper was a note beginning: “This is what my strategy for a great future was based on and it was built on false information.”
Tick-tock, baby, tick-tock.

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would you?

>>8245361
>this is what normies find impressive
kys /fit/shit

>>8245361
As a straight guy, yes.

>>8245382
You're fucking trash.

>>8238700
KETO, retard. Don't forget to eat organ meat.

>>8245361
What an ugly bastard.

>>8241967
>but its with a guy so its not as bad right?
I mean, if his wife is ignoring his needs its her own damn fault. That's what society would say if the roles were reversed and women aren't more sexual or in need of intimacy than men, despite what society would say. This is why men are going their own way. Taking on all the liability of marriage in terms of assets and child custody and they aren't even getting their dic sucked? Fuck that shit.

>>8245207
Pretty sure it's just a joke/gag thing.
I got a book called "the Zen of zombies" some things aren't meant to be high art.

>>8245275
I don't mind unless they're a top. It's hard to take them seriously as a man.

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This is a good video you can show to your husband who wants to fuck other guys and you don't want him to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnSl6e5yES8

>>8245769
The short is only hypothetical. The guy even said that there's a polygamous couple who're okay with it. What if your bf is okay with the rules, like the threesome or meeting with the same guy a couple of times? Just say no, and tell him why.

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>>8245299
steroids are a powerful drug

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>>8245340
Stendarr preserve us.

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>>8245299

>>8245361
>tattoo of Western Hemisphere
no
Other than that probably yeah

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>>8245361
>can't imagine him with a gay voice

>>8245361
If he was just a little out of shape maybe.
But not with those tags. If you're that fitness oriented and still fucking up you've got problems.

>>8246114
he's not obese though. with a good program and diet he could look better in as little as 3 weeks

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>>8242533
>is this where the non disgusting, not wizzy, cool guys post?

No. This is a place for masc homos, not trendy faggots who got ostracized from their kin.

>>8246373
>masc homos
No such creatures exist.
You mean a bunch of fairies who roleplay as the straight guys whose pictures they steal from tumblr or facebook and repost here.

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>>8245299
That's a tranny.

>>8246131
If if was into fitness he'd look better already. It's a bad sign that he's got #abs #bodybuilding and shit but still looks like a tub of dough.

>>8246399
That's your future man when you finally settle for what you can get.

>>8245942
With what? Formaldehyde?

>>8245914
>there's a polygamous couple who're okay with it.

They sound like mental case. Degenerates who have rationalized away all the reasons why they are degenerates.
>muh cultural norms with no meaning

>>8246427
I'd rather be alone. I'm not desperate.

>>8246524
Oh, like there's a choice in your case. KEK

>>8246551
I'm 25. Won't live to 26 because of the rapture.

>>8246415
Maybe he just started, quit punching the guys balls about it.

>>8246593
You do know that the damned stay behind, right?

>>8246613
>implying
www.matthewvines.com/transcript/

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>>8246431
With the light of Stendarr everyone shines bright and the Daedra will be smited off the this realm.

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>>8246616
>quoting from a fake book made by dudes long dead and insane out of the gourds.

>>8246637
You have 139 days left to be a heathen shit.

>>8246617
>By the power of grayskull! I am Captain Planet.

>>8246608
Fatties gunna fat.

>>8246637
>>8246645
what body type are you guys into?
let's find common ground.

>>8246637

>>8246937
Human bodies are disgusting. Sex is revolting. I'm only here to shitpost.

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>>8246645
>139 days left
Apocalyptic people are so hilariously shocking.

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>tfw no bara werewolf bf

>>8247533
>werewolf bf
>not a mage bf
Shit taste anon

>>8247594

>mage

faggot

why don't you and your bf go mend some flowing robes

>>8247594
>>8247533
>not orc bf
i think you guys belong in one of the /shitgens/

>>8247639
>implying that a Life 5 Matter 5 Forces 2 mage couldn't amplify his natural strength, stamina, durabilty and regeneration and then procede to turn his fists into silver and tear your werefag bf a new asshole
>>8247661
Mages are better than Orcs anon

>>8247661

>orc bf

not all of us can be pozpig bottoms lad

>>8247700

I'm directly stating you and your mage bf are effete, feckless cuntswabs

>>8247707
oi say that to me face m8.

>>8247722
Life arcana mages are more masc than werewolves anon.
>>8247770
Orc husbandos are shit

>>8247770

Are you badass?

>>8247594
if u dont want a qt wizard bf, you lack imagination. fact.

>>8247788
we fight now m8.
>>8247795
im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym

>>8247770

square up

>>8247788

you too

>tfw 5'7 manlet
>tfw you taller guys teasing you
>tfw you want to serve an enormous masculine stud (no anal)
>tfw you're kind of handsome but not a trap

feels meh man!

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>>8248529
>pic related

>>8248529

>serve...(no anal)

into the appropriately miniature sized trash with you

>>8248612
Why not just aside, or in the lost-and-found, anon? I'm sorry I don't please you, but maybe, though I know it's unlikely, someone else will come along.

>>8245361
yes i'd love to suck on those nips and rub his belly with my nose

>>8247800
>>8247788
>>8247707
>>8247700
>>8247661
>>8247639
>>8247594
>>8247533
>not a ooze bf

What's your gym warm up routine? Stretches? Cardio?

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Anyone else lose interest in a guy when he shows any interest in you?

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>>8249751
Go straight to weightlifting.

Then cardio to finish off.

>>8249918
me
it's the self-loathing im pretty sure

>>8249918
No. But I lose interest as soon as we have sex. It's almost as if I really enjoy the idea of the sex and get really excited whilst flirting and chasing, and all that excitement evaporates once I do the deed.
This has basically just led to numerous one night stands and hook ups. Or I date them for a while and try my hardest to hold off on sex, but it never works. The third date comes around, we bang, and the next day I have to tell them I'm not into them.

Rolling for "let's talk about our self loathing, internalised homophobia, and our need for acceptance and validification" edition

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Rolling for Orc Barbarian Edition

>>8249942
Cardio kills your gains every time.

>>8250005
I think /lgbt/ rules considers orc part of "furry" so it's banable material that belongs in /trash/

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legs day editon

>>8250087

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>>8250095
Illegitimate

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>>8250101
too bad so sad that you mad, but actually it is. Once a thread no longer has a bump option which ever newest thread that is made there after is accepted as the addition. Anything made there after is illegitimate and subject to removal.

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>>8239258
I don't mind hairless guys but he can't have a gayface like that

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rate my bara 2D(3D) husbando

>>8250217
He looks legitimately retarded.

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>>8250760
yeah yeah
he does have that special mouth to nose ratio though

>>8250217

why are dumbasses so hot

>>8254232
because it makes them endearing and less threatening
someone can be over 7 feet tall and and built like hulk but if they are a fucking moron its somehow less scary