/mtfg/ Male to Female General

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Tanya thread

am i a pretty thing

>>8193019
You really need to start avatar fagging with Carl from walking dead pictures :^)

>>8193026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk6ONDVWI1I

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this is my dog nutmeg

>>8193026
Probably!

Woooooooop!

first for i want to see Seiryu's cute face

>>8193033
I like what you got

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>>8193033
ur lizard cinnamon always looks angery

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>>8193038
>>8193033
My dog and I swear tf if this is sideways

>>8193037
I saw her gt once I think

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>>8193041
does he look mad here

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>>8192977
i don't have anything more recent than this

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>>8193033
That's a strange doggo

>>8193047
i want to see her face, not so much her beins

>>8193046
looks fluffi

>>8193047
I've posted plenty of femboy/cd lewds before so you probably have.

>>8193048
you killed him...

>>8193050
i got dem cheekbones too

>>8193057
it had a cute little cage
what kind was it?

>>8193055
He iiiss
Male calico too

>>8193048
kinda yeah that's an angry nap if i ever saw one

you should get ur ferret ginger anger mgmt counseling

>>8193063
Yeah, that was definitely me, lol. HRT hasn't made it any bigger or impressive if you were wondering.

>>8193050
Cutey. Grow your hair out!

>>8193050
u shud gib shakira her hair back

>>8193073
Well it was cute and smol

>>8193050
Heeeey, pretty pair of lips you got there.

>>8193050
qt

>>8193081
tfw can't indulge my chastity fetish anymore post orchi

tfw no sex drive so it doesn't bother me anyway

x3

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>>8193084
are my lips pretty too

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>>8193073
as soon as i start making money.

>>8193079
well, i'm not going to use a straightening iron.
tfw ywn not have pitou hair

>>8193086
i guess i should have been smiling in that picture, huh?

>>8193095
no.

>>8193101
oh okay :(

>>8193095
They're very pretty, nim. Look soft and healthy.

>>8193089
unfortunate...

>>8193107
uwu

i have lip balm on the way that's gonna make them even softer and smell like roses :3

>>8193099
Ooh. You seem really bright, into calc and programming. Hope you can make steady income soon.

>>8193108
Much sadness. Lots of perverts not into the tranny thing will miss me. I'm not getting younger though, I'm cheating with genes and estrogen to look a lot younger than I am.

i feel like im actually starting to look 20 instead of 25 now because of the E and my skincare routine

its nice to look my age

>>8193119
same here.
maybe i could make money off of trading too.
but i need to be careful.
no more transactions that take a week to process

>>8193115
Oh ho, well, aren't we just moving on up in the world?

>>8193095
I'm really happy that this isn't that horrific composite of all your different body parts :o

>>8193106
sorry.

>>8193127
Stock trading?

>>8193119
I'll miss your caged gt o7

>>8193128
no more petroleum jelly for me!

well, hopefully

>>8193135
but that's just a regular picture of me sarah ;-;

>>8193137
it's okay :)

>>8193140
I have a lot more older albums on my old hard drive that I have disconnected and just laying around

Would be a shame if I lost it or threw it away without uploading it somewhere

>>8193140
If you love something, you set it free.

>>8193099
Smiling always helps

>>8193138
nope, money trading.
i'm planning to buy & sell money for more money

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>>8193144
>mfw

>>8193144
.....Nim...For the love of God. I'm trying so hard not to but...Pls.

>>8193160
w-what D:

>>8193147
would be a true tragedy desu

nim rec me smthing for my lips

>>8193151
>I'll sell you one money
>If you buy it for two money

I assume stocks and trades and such. Pretty risky business but I think you could do it.

>>8193164
inb4 cock

Uhm, burts bees is nice.

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>>8193151
specifically buttcoin.
maybe i'll invest in yen if i start making so much money of buttcoin that it wouldn't even be fun anymore

>>8193164
i was using aquaphor but it was giving me cycles of nice and chapped lips :(

i have some stuff on the way that edie recommended to me

she said to put this on at night:
http://amzn.to
/2pfe0Kd

and use this as regular lip balm:
http://amzn.to
/2pf60c1

it's getting here on sunday, ill let you know if it works for me!

it's supposed to make my lips smell like roses uwu

>>8193162
You setting me up for naughty jokes when I'm trying to be good. I's need to be good. I'm a good ol' boy!

>>8193171
burts bees had stuff in it that made my lips chap even worse :/

>>8193175
Isn't bitcoin almost impossible to turn a profit on these days unless you're a miner with a botnet in China?

>>8193182
ooooo bad boy!

>>8193187
PIC WHEN?

>>8193124
meme

>>8193187
maybe she's a miner with a botnet in china

>>8193183
Try dermophil or carmex. Not ideal but probably better. Carmex has menthol which gives a nice plumping effect.

back home...

>>8193171
hmmmmm...
>>8193180
ok neat
do let me know how this works i have problems

>>8193195
HOW

>>8193187
well you can make profit when the price goes pretty much
like not too long ago it shot up in value

>>8193183
It's pretty hit or miss :/
The peppermint worked well for me, but the strawberry was so soft it just made a mess. I picked up vanilla bean today but it's not doing much :(

>>8193202
what

>>8193199
wb :)

>>8193201
yeah iktf about chapped lips

especially the MIDDLE PART OF MY TOP LIP IT NEVER HEALS REEEEE

>>8193204
hopefully the stuff i have on the way will work out well for me

>>8193205
how am i a meme

>>8193199
Not too exhausted I hope? Got woken up twice by cats sitting on my face. Not quite sure that's better than nightmares...

>>8193188
N-No! I'm good! I swear! Pls believe me!

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it's okay to just stay male forever right

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okay goodnight

>>8193187
what if I buy like 10 bitcoin miners is that enough or are they scam?

>>8193209
you are a meme because you are pretty but you constantly complain

>>8193187
nah you just have to be in it for the long haul.
the reason people are antsy about investing is b/c they spend too much time overthinking, then before they know it, the price of bitcoin starts climbing to ridiculous heights.
turning a profit should be easy if you participate in the marjet often.
i've already noticed that the prices go up @ night.
the main thing is that you wanna keep your transactions reasonable, you funds or bitcoin in 1 move, so basically, no more than half for any transaction

i have to use the bathroom but im too anxious

>>8193194
15 minutes ago.

>>8193196
Doubtful. If you have a home with your own hydroelectric dam on a river you could make a profit maybe, but you might as well sell the energy you make.

>>8193203
I see. When I had some spare bitcoin on my account when I was getting hurrmones from In House I had like $25 USD of bitcoins and it kept bouncing from $22 to $31 or so. Eventually settled with spending it at like $27. Really does not sound fun to gamble on something you have no control over.

>>8193206
A meeting for DemiCON, then dinner after.

>>8193211
They wanted to stop the nightmares filtering into their minds from your's. ;)
I'm feeling reasonably good.

>>8193219
Ni Ni sleep well.

>>8193222
I'm not too sure how it works.. but if Alines is confident she can turn a profit, I have faith in her.

>>8193225
Sounds like you'd have to spend a long long while to turn $10 into $1000 per say.

>tfw all I can think about is wanting a boy to cuddle me while I sleep
This is unfair

>>8193211
It was a familiar restaurant, and I was among friends so I was able to relax.

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Meh here, I want to fuck one of you to get it off my bucket list. I am really big on rape and super dominant, anyone interested?

Bleh, is it really already 2AM? Thank fuck for weekends.

>>8193230
i missed it and you said you would repost it in this thread ):

>>8193249
that kind of feat sounds like it could take a month, maybe 2, but keep @ it, & after that you can turn $1000 into $10000 in just a little over a week

>>8193256

Why did you get half a dozen commas tattooed on your chest? Do you really like grammar or something?

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>>8193265
I lol'd

>>8193256
>image name
>phone type

why are you posting someone elses pic?

>>8193264
$10000's the transaction limit anyway.
@ that point, when the prices go down, you can take things as slow as you like 1ce you're @ the point where you can easily $10000 in just a week

>>8193265
They are magatama from naruto

>>8193256
>Super dominant
>Looks like an especially dopey tard
I don't think anyone here is desperate enough to rape you like you want. Now go away.

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Why am I so fucking sad for no reason

>>8193271
I am posting from my iPad and that picture is a few months old

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>>8193262
bleh okay

I just took this but I don't want to post it all again

>>8193256
Lookie them hips. I'd like to bury my bone in your back yard. Woof woof.

>>8193276
Go to /a/. I'm sure they'll rape your corpse.

>>8193279
No I like doing the rape ;)

>>8193274
Why not just split up the money into 10 separate accounts and do it all over again?

$10,000 into 10 $1000s and turn that $10,000 into $100,000

>>8193283
...........Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

>>8193287
I somehow doubt a moist towelette like you could achieve that. Maybe with a dead goat and even then...

>>8193285
Sorry I do the burying ;)
I'm drunk and a neet ama

>>8193295
Sorry, baby. I've got the need to seed n' that soil looks good to me.

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>>8193290
@ that point you might as well just hire a broker to do tgat shit for you.
& if were in that position, where i can make $10000 in a week, & even more later on, @ that rate, i'd be making more than half a million annually w/o even earning it..
i'd be totally satisfied, hell, i'd buy a few bonds & hold on to them.
you get some nice interest out of that, even 1ce you've given up trading

>>8193303
Sorry I only let a real woman touch there.

>>8193274
I've done a bit of research into Forex trading, though I really should brush up on it. How does USD/BTC trading compare to trading other currencies? Have you experienced significant losses due to slippage?
>>8193281
Cypro?

>>8193311
Buy me a private island with your gorillions of dollaroos

>>8193283
Future cutie!
You have very nice skin

>>8193313
Probably not, I don't think cypro has been depressing me since I lowered my dose a while ago

>>8193283
): ok
i like your hair

>>8193319
I'm on 25mg and life has felt pretty bleak lately. Though I'm currently without E so that probably factors in more.

>>8193329
AAs and no E is not something you want to do for too long unless you have really good emotional support.

>>8193329
>currently without E
That can do it. The body wants T or E. It gets unhappy when without.

>>8193329
Yeah it's probably that, I think having no hormones causes depression
I don't know, I've been very happy lately I just feel crazy tonight

>>8193281
maybe a hug is needed

>>8193312
So, let me get this straight. You don't want to be pumped by a nice meaty rod while feeling bushy beard hairs tickle your ear? Why even live?

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helloh

>>8193318
Thank you.. I don't do anything to it besides lotion, seems counter productive to put a bunch of foreign chemicals on your only skin.

>>8193320
I'm growing it out, will you like it more then?

>>8193338
I'm sure I'd feel better if I could hug her

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>>8193313
i felt an emotional loss this morning.
but the market fluctuates a lot.
i'm not sure how the exchange rates between national currencies fluctuate, but it has a lot to do w/ politics, & the nations' economic ecosystems.
bitcoin has none of those things.
a lot of people predicted that it would crash b/c of de-facto poltics, but instead it fucking skyward & then took a brief dip.
now it's climbing, this trend has been repeating for a while.
however, activity in the market these past couple days have been quite unusual.
i'm pleased b/c it means, that despite the dip, it's looking as if trends are going back to the way they were before, but i get a surge in of profit on my initial investment.
i am very fortunate that i chose to invest no later than when i did

>>8193332
>>8193333
>>8193335
I'm aware of this. My financial situation sucks, but I have an appointment in...10 days, so hopefully I should get my E soon.

I look almost exactly the same as the guy in this video except i have long hair and cone tits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x1wjGKHjBI

>>8193355

that guy is hella cute desu

>>8193333
what does "cartonne express" mean?

>>8193359
that does not comfort me desu

>>8193351
Hugs are just so nice

>>8193343
Meow

>>8193348
You look...Really good with short hair, girly.

>>8193364

you say that but you also don't realize that i like pretty boys who kind of look like girls or closeted trannies

>>8193368

mao

>>8193354
Cool, and good luck.

>>8193362
>cartonne express
???

>>8193369
how do you feel about faye scaring off ash? personally I am not surprised since she was horrible to you

>>8193368
I've never been gendered female IRL before so I know I'm being memed lol

>>8193362
It's rolling paper, OCB brand. Looking into stoner crap?

>>8193369
that guy does not look like a girl at all

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>>8193375
you are french right?

>>8193369
>>8193377
better question-why didnt Edie warn ash

>>8193377

? well i mean my relationship with faye was short but complicated so idk if it applies to whatever is happening now
but i'm also not aware at all as to what happened with ash?? is she ok orrr lol

>>8193385

i see it in his eyes

>>8193375
I'm beginning to feel more and more posters think we're the same person. Can't see why they'd ask you about French stuff otherwise...

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I wish I could hold her and cuddle her and tell her everything's going to be alright

are there any guides on how to dress? Like I really dont know anything about girls clothes, I dont know what is appropriate to wear and what is not. Or whats the difference between leggings and hose.
and well everything im kinda retarded

>>8193391
i think faye lied to her like she always does and probably scared her off

DotA major stream is back on, yay, now I have a reason to stay up until 8 AM again.

>>8193391
Ash's mom is sick and she has school to do but anons here are very convinced that Faye raped her and that's why she isn't posting often

>>8193397

>i think faye lied to her like she always does and probably scared her off

you think or you know?
i thought she stopped posting here a week or two ago because she was busy with school

>>8193401

lmao
well then

>>8193401
i don't think she raped her
ash lives with her parents so that wouldn't happen
but I do think maybe she was mentally abused

>>8193401
>anons

obviously one anon just trying to say stuff

>Tate's Double Chocolate chip cookies.
NOM NOM NOM
Brings back memories. Every once and awhile mom would bring me a bag when I was in NYC. Now HyVee is handling them.

>>8193389
No, but I traveled there often when I was young.

>>8193369
Need ye kibbles?

>>8193381
I'm serious as a heart attack.
You're cute, I'd definitely take you for a girl if I saw you out and about.

>>8193377
>>8193390
>>8193391
>>8193401
>>8193404
Stop speculating. Ash is a smart girl and probably saw through her act and just moved on that's all there is to it.

>>8193384
>>8193393
I'm sorry I have bad memory it's hard to keep track where everyone lives but I always wondered what it meant on the cigarette paper box.

>>8193412
ok sorry faye

>>8193411

maoo

>>8193412

i'm pretty sure there wasn't anything to move on from, they were just friends. or at least that's how ash saw it.

>>8193408
sorry. they post a lot and it's hard to tell sometimes if it's one or multiple

>>8193411
>sir
>man
>dude
>bro
>sir
>sir
>sir
idk mang

>>8193396
Look into books aimed at teenage girls. Filled to the brim with stereotypical crap but if you're that lost, you could get good primers to blend in from those.
If anything, don't buy too many accent pieces yet, can guarantee you won't like those a year from now, build your wardrobe with black, white and neutrals basics. That's never a waste of money.

>>8193391
the tl;dr is

>>8192606
>so, let me get this straight-
>>faye talks about meeting ash for weeks and how faye likes ash and wants ash to be her gf
>>faye and ash meet up
>>no pictures of faye and ash together
>>ash suddenly stops posting (because "family issues")

>so, are we ever going to get the truth about the drama? we all knew this was gonna happen. Faye is a sexual predator. I guess Ash eventually realized it too.

Ash has always lived with her parents and they've always been old. somethings dont add up

>>8193396
fashion magazine

>>8193416
And of course Edie is the only one that gets it right. Ash left to pursue school and bond with family, anons love their drama way too much.

>>8193416
>or at least that's how ash saw it.
that would explain it then. Ash friendzoned her, but Faye wanted to date her.
>>8193408
there are at least 3 different people talking about this including myself. quit being a baby.

>>8193421
there were plenty of pictures and snaps of them together, now you're just making stuff up

>>8193393
We are both crazy...lol

>>8193430
none of them were posted here.
>>8193427
>ITS ALL A BIG COINCIDENCE
are you blind or dumb

>>8193420
>>8193423
like, for trannies
im not going to wear legging if i have a bulge

>>8193432
They probably weren't posted because Faye doesn't like her pictures posted by other people.

>>8193421

faye has body dysmorphic disorder and literally freaks out on some ptsd-level anxiety shit every time you point a camera at her
that's why you didn't see any pics. that and faye looks awful in candids. most ppl do tho
faye trolls nonstop as well about having interest in ppl. she once told me she was affectionate with ppl because that's how she got them to like her.
but in general faye isn't a sexual predator and ash isn't an idiot. at best ash realized faye has the emotional maturity of a gerbil and has other things to do.
everyone i know in school right now has tests and shit lol it's not a big deal

>>8193427

everyone ~lives for the drama~ idk

>>8193428

well i don't talk to faye nor do any of my friends talk to her so i'm not speaking for her. she prob saw it as just a friendship too. it's w/e either way

okay can we stop talking about Faye and change the subject to how I look like a man I'm pretty sure Edie was hugboxing me

>>8193441

>I look like a man
prove it

>>8193413
Cartonné means it comes in a cardboard package. Express refers to the fact it's an easy to roll, supple weave. Gomme indicates there's adhesive on the rim. All that is pretty standard these days but the packaging has barely changed since the XIXth century and those were deluxe features back then.

>>8193435
oh. idk use common sense and wear things that cover that area like long sweaters

>>8193435
Tuck. Presto, no bulge.

>>8193441
trip on faye

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>>8193443
this is me
look at my man shoulders

>>8193419
Be like this.
>At the grocery store
>See you in isle
>woahshitqt
>nonchalantly make way over
>Pretend to be looking at items on shelf then fake notice you standing there
>"Oh, hey, girly."

Maybe throw a
>"Here with the boyfriend, huh?"
After some initial back n' forth.
Legit. I swear.

>>8193450

SCREAM

Going to try and sleep early today good night everyone ^^

>>8193450
don't make fun of me that's mean

>>8193452
no one in the grocery store wants to fuck you they just want to finish whatever they need and go home

>>8193444
thank you. I always liked the ocb paper boxes especially because you have a elastic band to close it.

>>8193455
Ni Ni
SLeep wel.

I just took my nighttime pill so I'll be going to bed soon.

I just want to say I love hiii I love Grace Dollface Nim Ash Alines Carol Zna Ambiance Maeve and Seiryu

>>8193465

wow u too

>>8193467
You are all my favorite girls. Cheers!

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>>8193471

>>8193465
why don't you like me

>>8193476
anonymous girl is my favorite girl

>>8193458
Never heard of casual flirting? It's good fun. Even at the grocery store. Not everyone is antisocial, anon

>>8193455
Night.

dead ;_;

>>8193513
all the trains women are killing themselves, the community cannot survive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1F5BLLFAeM

>>8193179
hey birdy spoken to jaime/basic lately?

wheres mommy cornflakes

>>8193513
Who's dead?

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does this cutie still post here? had some good conversations but phone broke before i could add her skype or anything.
miss her ;-;

>>8193542
The thread

>>8193546
Oooh...So, should we bury it? Say a few words?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKaaF757mIw

>>8193549
well considering it's mtfg
if u have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all

>>8193549
Let's sing a dirge and feast.

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GUESS WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY

>>8193573
Ooooo

>>8193573
>estrofem and progynova
for what purpose?

>>8193568
My favorite dirge...

Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your children plot to murder you
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
happyBirthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Black Death has just struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
happyBirthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Burn, then rape by firelight
Add _romance_ to life tonight
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

>>8193573
Good stuff!!!!

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>>8193581
s-so I can take both...?

>>8193591
for what purpose tho?
nvm, just remember that progynova is swallowed and estrofem is taken sublinguilly

>>8193595
Sometimes one works better than the other for some people.
Also, estrofem is expensive, so buying half progy saves money for a 4mg dose

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Please send one bf.

>>8193603
sent ;)

>>8193603
im a boy with boobs can i send myself

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>>8193607
Yes.

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>>8193610
we're married now

>>8193591
>>8193597
>estrofem
if you can get a script, you can get generic estrofem for cheap.

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>>8193573
Hormones!

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shamelessly seeking comments/ thoughts/ ect

I hardly ever use makeup, I really should get good with eyeliner ect though, It would probably help me a bit.
and yeah I need new glasses I think

I'm taking my last cypro dose and will be without any AA until I either get a prescription for one I don't want or I buy more cypro. How long do you think I have until my sex drive comes back?
>>8193632
Those look exactly like my glasses and I've been thinking about getting a new pair too.

>>8193603
london?

>>8193632
Eyeliner makes a huge difference in a daily routine, but stick to black or brown and only with a fine line along your upper lid. If you're not very good at first, use black mascara so your lashes hide the imperfect line a bit.

>>8193637
>I'm taking my last cypro dose

How are people this wreckless?

>>8193637
I guess 4-5 days....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4

>>8193632
jelly af desu...

who here /waitingonmail/

>>8193654
i'm /waitingonnotappearingmale/

>>8193646
Well I will admit it's a situation of my own making and it was caused by a somewhat financially reckless decision to start HRT when I'm not quite financially stable, and I've had quite a few more expenses these last two months than I normally do, but overall I still consider it one of the best, if not the best, decisions of my life.

never moving forward

>>8193532
:thingken:

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>>8193655
My delivery of that was canceled now I'm just waiting for this lol

>>8193654
I'm waiting on the paperwork for my medical leave extension to come back but I needed it last month, so everything that could go wrong because of the delay already has anyway.

>>8193632
nikki? youre gorgeous

>>8193632
you need to part your hair differently
glasses are fine
dont really need makeup you look fine really

>>8193663
trashy
no

>>8193662
I just want to know that she is okay

>>8193632
you're very pretty but should do something with the hair, the way you parted it makes your face look longer I THINK

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>>8193679
i tried nigga i really did

BUT NOW IM BACK ON MY SHIT

>>8193653
well this is new for me...
>>8193672
nope, long time occasional anon poster
>>8193677
thats where my part is... I need to get my hair styled properly, Ive just been growing it out for years

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>>8193682

>>8193685
your aunty said she will help with your FFS if you need it
come on trashy, you can keep going, I believe in you

>>8193701
I dont get what is this reaction?

>>8193654
I'm waiting for my progesterone prescription
My endo said it should be here this week
She probably forgot it again

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>>8193712
who fucking cares I won't pass even with FFS
I just want it to feel better as a man.
The curse of the eternal incelhon

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>>8193720
That doesn't sound very german.
You need to call her.

>>8193640
I use black gel eyeliner and make a thick line with a big wing at the end

But mostly i only use mascara because i have no time

>>8193724
Last time she forgot to send me my prescription too
But at least she's really nice and prescribes me the stuff i ask for, like Lupron and Patches

>>8193727
You're an easy person to be nice to.

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>>8193722
>I won't pass even with FFS
considering you passed even without ffs and you look like a girl with short hair
yeah I think it will help you a lot

>>8193725
Drop the wing for everyday makeup. For a casual line, felt tip liner pens are cheap and convenient.

>>8193732
where's the hair!?!?!

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>>8193732
>considering you passed even without ffs
I have NEVER
EVER
IN MY
ENTIRE
LIFE
BEEN GENDERED
FUCKING
FEMALE

>>8193737
thats because all you have ever worn is boy clothes, did you ever even work on your voice?

>>8193737
You could try acting like a girl? Instead of a sexless depressed blob. Just sayin'.

>>8193739
Just avoid talking to people first in situations with cashiers ect. I didn't always wear boy clothes
>>8193741
I'm not sexless I'm quite clearly male

>>8193744
>I'm quite clearly male
Ehhhhhh...

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>>8193734
I said i normally only use mascara for everyday makeup

But i like the winged eyeliner the most and i don't really care if it's too much (most girls in my class wear winged eyeliner everyday too)

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>>8193745
yeah it's real hard to gender me senpai.

Listening to old music I in my collection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-tRXewCAmU
The reason I didn't choose Brandy, plus I'm not a fan of the drink.

>>8193164
>>8193171
You can have both from me ;)

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Is it weird that my dad still kisses me?

There is a guy I'd lover to sing this to, but sadly he has departed this world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOVQ4vAmM7Y

>>8193766
Less odd because you are now his daughter.

>>8193766
that dildo is way too big for that cat.

>>8193766
Kinda strange but at least it seems like your dad loves you
So, if you're ok with it it's pretty ok

>>8193766
Not unless there's tongue involved.

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>>8193769
Eh i guess
>>8193776
Yea im okish with it
>>8193778
Eww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3KEhWTnWvE

>>8193095
Why the line though? What does that accomplish? Why is it there?

>>8193775
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

>>8193785
A sock ?

>>8193785
Chainsaw?

>>8193785
hillary clinton?

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>>8193787
Can confirm that a sock is a (poor) dildo

Repressing me was brave but also kind of dumb

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I had a painful poop and now I'm ok but the endorphins are still rushing through my system.

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>>8193782
i was like 99% sure this was a bugsy malone song, but after a brief google search, it turns out that it isn't

how strange to be wrong about something, yet still feel as if the reality that has superceded what you thought was true is somehow less genuine

>>8193793
have you ever had a really thick poop on hrt?
its gross but it feels kinda good .__.

>>8193795
With older songs, there was a lot of songs that many singers sung.

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>>8193795
>… at some time in the last 10 years or so, reality has been tampered with and history has been retroactively changed. The bearsreally werecalled the “BerenstEin Bears” when we were growing up, but now reality has been altered such that the name of the bears has been changed post hoc.

>Somehow, we have all undergone a π/2 phase change in all 4 dimensions so that we moved to the stAin hexadectant, while our counterparts moved to our hexadectant (stEin). They are standing around expressing their confusion about the “Berenstein Bears” and how they all remember “Berenstain Bears” on the covers growing up.

This is a song I know I first heard it sung by somebody else. Looks like at least a dozen singers have sung it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PYKOo_jgJo

I ordered a burger and it was late and the restaurant owner called me to apologize and sounded like he was about to cry. :(

>>8193810
Well, that's almost a standard, so, not surprising. Who remembers the original version of I Love Rock'n'Roll by the Arrows, though?

when does it stop being awful

>>8193818
Never

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Me irl

for /mtfg/, I was looking for this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsIbfYEizLk

>>8193815
I think I first heard it in Italian...

>>8193818
When you get out and live your life...

>>8193737
have you ever worn a dress?

>>8193821
i don't have a life to live though

>>8193806
there berenstein universe kinda sucked anyway, i like this one better

>>8193806
It's the only thing that makes sense. I distinctly remember it being Berenstein

>>8193795
where thou get such pepes?

>>8193806
can you take a pic w co workers like this >>8193832

>>8193830
Probably because stein is a more common name ending then stain
The creators name is berenstain though, so it seems logical it's stain

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>>8193822
Never a nice one and not outside

>>8193825
Yes you do. you just need to go out and find it.

>>8193834
Hey Marina, did you change your name officially yet?

>>8193836
no i mean i can't pass and i have crippling bipolar depression

>>8193806
That doesn't compare to the unshakable feeling that you've died before, though. That's something I can't even properly put words on and it has kept coming back again and again since that accident on 11/20/1986.

>>8193835
how is your girlvoice
also I picture you looking really cute with a dress on that comes to just over your knees uwu

>>8193834
But if it was Berenstein, it follows that the creator's name would also be Berentein. In fact, it is more likely that it is their name that changed and that this is a result of that.

>>8193837
I'll have my court hearing on may 11th
Everything takes soooo loooong

>>8193846
I don't have a girl voice
I look like total shit in any dress I've ever worn because my torso has a terrible length and my shoulders are too big

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>>8193831
/r9k/ and ylilauta, occasionally i make them if i'm bored

also, it is an apu apustaja, not a pepe

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>>8193847
um no, the LHC merged our reality with one or more other realities
OBVIOUSLY

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>>8193827
Tbh I think they both suck

>>8193834
But in the other universe their name ends in stein

>>8193833
No

>>8193840
Spoopy
I hate that feeling
Tbh I'm fairly sure there's a very large number of universes where I'm dead right now

>>8193851
>I don't have a girl voice
voice is like 70% of passing
>I look like total shit in any dress I've ever worn because my torso has a terrible length and my shoulders are too big
post body pic, you need to dress for your body type and also account for your height

>>8193849
Oh can you tell me how it all works? And how long does it take? :O

someone pretend to be me and go to work for me please I just want to sleep ;_;

>>8193856
uhhhhhhh, i """"""pass""""""" but have 0/10 voice senpai....
i haven't been gendered male in like forever, but like i'm p suure everyone just does it to be nice

>>8193861
or u actually have a passing voice but are just being a stupid tranny meme

>>8193862
no, my voice barely changed

>>8193856
>Voice is 70% of passing even though I get gendered male before I even speak
My body type doesn't exist in female clothing I have a huge disgusting male chest

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>>8193852
/r9k/ is icky.

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>mandela effect bullshit

>>8193866
eat shit

>>8193864
i know this rare feel

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>>8193865
Ngl I think the average robot actually probably is worse off than the average tranny

>>8193870
wow
rude

>>8193839
Can you get on mood stabilizers for the bipolar? Then you can be yourself and find a place where you can be comfortable. and interacting with the world.

>>8193855
Considering how close I've come to being permanently dead, I know there are a ton of universes where I didn't get revived.

>>8193873

>>8193874
i'm only on antidepressants right now
i've been on them like 2 weeks and i don't think they're working
i need to ask about mood stabilizers
i don't feel like doing anythign though fuck

>>8193865
i like them.......
>>8193871
how bad is a robot tranny?

>>8193865
>/r9k/ is icky.
i think they'd like you there, moap

>>8193877
Antidepressants take a month to start working...

>>8193858
You need two letters (from different psychologists) and then you send them to the court
But my second psychologist never had time and then she was sick and stuff
So i had my first letter in almost a year ago and the other one since two months
And then it almost took 3 months till the hearing
but it takes between 3-6 months normally
And costs between 800-3000€

>>8193856
I feel like my voice barely passes, but it still kinda does so idk

>>8193881
my psychs said it's usually around 3 weeks
i dunno
i might be worse

>>8193874
>A ton
So... About 10-50 universe?

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>>8193878
Well, being a robot is curable and you're already uprooting your life so I have to assume you're not a lost cause.

>>8193885
>tfw been on them for 3 weeks
I'm happy now wtf I love psychs

>>8193874
There's a theory you can't die in your current universe
Like when you'd die one version dies but you shift into another universe where you survived