Cis LesGen

>>8192230
Golden threads these are. Every lesbian should have abs. Otherwise we're no better than subhumans

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bump with my favorite fictional couple!

(sorry for the homestuck in advance)

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F-friends?

>>8192755
No

I accidentally agreed to go on a date with a guy bcause I'm too much of a sperg to tell the difference between casually hanging out and date what do I do ;-;

I'm planning on just spending the entire time acting oblivious and talking about fucking girls is this ok?

>>8192755

Hi, new friend!
How was your day?

>>8192859
How about you marry him and have a few babies, traitor.

>>8192863
I'm not into dick

>>8192859
Where're ya going, anon?
How did you figure out it was a date?

>>8192230
>no "i'm your kouhai i just want to love you" on the recent news
I am disappoint.

>>8192859
Well, when you meet up with him just make it clear that it isn't a date. Don't lead him on.

>>8192881
Uh lunch? I mentioned it to a friend and they said that's 100% a date in disguise

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>>8192881
>>no "i'm your kouhai i just want to love you" on the recent news
Senpai doesn't love me, anon.
It's okay...

>>8192859
Autism amirite

>>8192906
Oh stop. You're the number one in my heart.

Today I'm going to a student sauna with lots of qt's

>>8192956
Ever been to one before? What are they like?

>>8192970
i posted about my experience few threads ago. But usually just naked college girls drinking beer in sauna. Occasionally we make out because of alcohol and hook up.

>>8192975
>straight girls will never know this fun

>>8192984
Half of them are straight so it's quite fun

>>8192262
Another day another Peeps.

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>>8192943
T-thanks. That's all I wanted.

>>8192989
I meant they don't get to do it with guys.

>>8193009
What did I do to deserve someone as sweet as you?

>that album that girl was spamming finally released
it was okay, not as good as previous
I was too hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIcrwFldLRY

>>8193012
>wanting to be near the smell of sweaty dudes
You may not understand this, Matt, but even het females prefer the smell of other women, and naked women.

I'm going out with a messy ponytail. Wish me luck

>>8193091
what's wrong with that?

>>8193111
I just wanted to give you an excuse to wish me good luck ;__;

>>8193122
>messy ponytail
Sounds cute.

as a cis gay man how i do i find a lesbian to be my friend

a cool lesbian girl to be my buddy is in my top 10 life goals

>>8193122
Good luck!

>>8193131
I dunno but good luck!

I like to listen to my gf's heartbeat. Am I weird or something?

>>8193394
no, you're the cishet guy protagonist in a 23% fresh rotten tomatoes rated romantic comedy

>>8193025
Joke's on you, I am a tranner but I like guys too.

>>8193399
Rude

Ugh. Remind me to never drink beer again lesgen.

>>8193433
it's a lil' cute in a cheesy way

>>8193410
>a bisexual tranner on cis lesgen
You are everything we love to hate, bby.

>>8193514
>implying listening to qt's heart while she pets your head isn't heaven

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>tfw no gf, ever
>tfw college is supposed to be the easiest time to get a gf
>tfw will die alone

>>8193618
You deserve it. Gf's only come if you go out and meet people. Easy mode activated when you ask them out. Very easy mode activated when you get fit and have abs.

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>>8193618
>tfw no gf ever
>tfw live in the age of the internet, social media, and online dating
>tfw still can't get a gf
>tfw my soul will forever wonder in the afterlife alone

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>>8193623
>implying I haven't tried
>implying I can even make a friend

>>8193625
these feels are too heavy

>>8193627
Are you just ugly?

>>8193627
>these feels are too heavy
S-sorry anon. It's 4am and I'm alone in the dark in my room playing vidyas. It's times such as these the feels intensify.

>>8193410
I was right tho. You are a y chromosome. So you're all messed up in the head zone.

>>8193634
Probably

>>8193695
How is your personality?

>>8193697
Take a guess

>>8193695
So you're boring, ugly and you don't have confidence. Good combination anon.

>>8193719
Thanks, I try my best

>>8193721
Marry me, anon.

>>8193721
Do what all the cool lesbians do and start drinking.

In all honestly, a lot of people never even go to college so you shouldn't feel so much pressure to make it "mean" something.

>>8193733
Also college leads to shitty minimum wage job most of the time so no stress!

>>8192346
Rosemary OTP

>>8193731
Maybe after I get fitter
>>8193733
What drinks though

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>>8193735
That's only if you go non-STEM.

>>8193740
>Maybe after I get fitter
What are your current stats?

>>8193740
>What drinks though

Obviously Mr. Pibb.
It's the official drink of lesbians.

>>8193740
Vodka Martini

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>>8193755
blasphemer

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>>8193755
>>8193794
Pshh.
Plebs.
All of you.

>>8192859
Why don't you tell him before hand?

>>8192885
You're an idiot

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We just got home from our first of those pregnant meditation classes, that doctors always wants couples to go to because of whatever.

I don't see the point, we just sat around rubbing our sposes bellies for an hour while listening to the instructor's crappy playlist. Frankly, my wife was more tense when we left.

Don't think we'll return next week. I can rub her at home. Didn't help being the only non-hetro couple in the damn room either.

>>8193946
Your wife is pregnant?

>>8193971
Yeah, 4 months.

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>clg

>>8193976
Congratulations and I'm sorry, all in one.
kids are nice but expensive and exhausting
and sometimes grow into little shits

>>8194165
Thanks. They usually only grow into little shits if you are a little shit though. I'm only a tiny amount of shitty so hopefully we can raise a decent human being.

As for money, that doesn't really worry me. I'm getting a promotion next year, with a raise, and my wife's business has turned a profit the last two months :)

>>8194183
>They usually only grow into little shits if you are a little shit though
Oh please, it's not that simplistic. You're naive and delusional if you truly believe that.

>>8192230
>OP
>implying that a mindless beta RACIST girl with obviously some serious mental problems, who is ruling a discord server like a tool to release over everybody (even screened cis members) her tyranny bitterness and frustration for being such a deception toward her Christian conservative parents: "cute".
She is doing more harm than good for the cis lesbian cause, just with the impression that she is giving with her lack of objectivity and impartiality without mentioning her rude and obnoxious attitude.
you can call me tranny if you want to comfort yourself, but just letting you know; I'm not the only one who think the same.

>>8194193
I know, but let me dream for a bit. It's not here till August so I can pretend for a little while that it's going ot be easy.

>>8194203
You can never go wrong with dinosaurs
all kids love dinosaurs

>>8194218
I think I'll start with toy dinosaurs though.

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>>8193946
>I can rub her at home.

>>8194201
>mindless beta RACIST girl with obviously some serious mental problems
Prove it.

>even screened cis members
Obviously, otherwise how to tell they're cis?

since I've put on weight, I still have abs when standing, but belly rolls when sitting, is this natural? i've never been a healthy weight before. everyone who tells me 'yes having rolls of fat on you is natural' is really fucking fat

also i'm bummed out because my rich aunt just bought my sister and her bf a house, they get all the antique furniture from my granny's house thats been in storage since she passed, plus inheritance money. my aunt never even sent me and my gf a card when we got engaged and my inheritance has to go on my immigration costs and a hysterectomy because i'm p much guaranteed cancer in 10 years time. i'm so bummed. i mean god damn. fuck.

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>>8194707

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>tfw working on abs for fiancé

>>8194707
unless you have 3-4% bf (which is unreachable as a female) you will have rolls when you sit down
sorry

>>8194778
so the fatties were right. damn u past anorexia for anowreksing my idea of what is normal

>>8194789
what works is your posture, make sure your back is straight when sitting and your butt is resting on the front of the chair, this reduces the rolls

there are actually guides online for this on how to look good when sitting....i know...

>>8194540
I thought someone would appreciate that ;)

>tfw qt latina construction worker is in the crew working on my office building
>walk by her every day
>she glances up
>our eyes meet
>trip over the sidewalk
>drop my shit everywhere steadying myself so I don't fall
>don't have the nerve to look at her

End my shit bro

>>8194819
Next time you pass her, fall on purpose and ask her to fuq you.

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Is this a male-only thing?

>>8191135
I need to get back to Final Fantasy Tactics myself. I have a save state at around the halfway point, but never finished it.


I also got elected as project manager for the business I'm in today. I'm looking forward to boss everyone around and bully them into doing what I want them to.

>>8194819
lmao delinquent anon

>>8194917
Shit, that's me.

>>8194923
I never got the chance to play either playstation versions, but I loved the gba
I know my brother has the psp Tactics floating up in mom's attic somewhere
>war of the lions, the lion war
>I don't fucking know, War and Lions are in the title
or I'll just emulate it

>>8194996
The War of the Lions. Just a remake of the original PS1 Tactics though, no new entry.
There's a fan patch to fix FPS drops during battles, you might want to look into it if you decide to play it.

>>8193738
same same!

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>tfw no delinquent gf

>tfw no upper class gf

>>8193976
You're a cuck. Especially if you decide to raise a male.

>>8195057
straight retread or same game with new shit?

>>8195156
Okay, I'll bite, how am I a cuck for wanting a family?

>>8195157
>difficulty of War of the Lions now equal to JP Tactics; EU/US Tactics was made easier
>extensive re-translation
>additional side quests, story battles and events
>Animated movies with voice acting replace original's CG cutscenes
>two new jobs, three new characters, increased roster size

Some other slight changes have been made as well, but those are the biggest, most noticeable ones.

>>8195211
You allow the male to spread their poisonous y chromosome. And better yet you probably paid him to impregnate your wife. I read how a woman in a lesbian relationship had a donor and was suddenly attracted to the donor, that her attraction for him became "primal" just wanting to "watch his hands move" and be close to him because a "miniature version of him was growing inside" her. You allowed his baby to hitchhike a ride on your woman and you raise, feed and nurture his offspring while you get nothing - your wife's vagina and body is permanently altered (not for the better, pregnancy is always a risk and destructive to the female body) and when his little shit grows up he'll blame his lesbian mothers for him never having a father, for the world not bowing to his every whim, and he'll become a conservative cuck that speaks about how homosexual couples are ruining society. It happens quite often. You should have waited for same-sex babies. Mark my words.

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Why aren't you watching the best show of the season yet?

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>>8195252
Lol, ok. The donor is one of my older brothers.

We wanted a family now, not in some far off grotesque dystopian lesbian asari dreamland.

>>8195269
>grotesque
Kek you are a pathetic cuck. Just remember you allowed it to happen. I wish you all the misery you deserve.

>>8195269
So you are going to be raising your nephew or niece. That's pretty cool. How old are you and how old is your wife?

Which language should I learn? Options: French, Spanish or Portuguese
>already speak 4 languages

>>8195326
Well what 4 do you know?

>>8195317
Yeah, from a biological perspective I suppose I will. :)
We both turn 24 in June.

>>8195285
that tranner on the left is fucking hideous, wow
such a robust ribcage you could tell hes a guy fairly easily

>>8195331
>Finnish
>Swedish
>English
>Danish

>>8195326
Spanish is the most practical, french the fancier, portuguese might help if you get kidnapped in Brazil

>>8195326
Depends. Is it just for fun? Then go with something unusual like Armenian or Inuktitut. If you want to learn something that might be useful then learn Arabic, Mandarin or Russian.

>>8195343
>emotes
Fuck off

>>8195348
Learn a language good for business like Mandarin.

>>8195362
Oops, I read your options as languages you already knew, sorry (perhaps it's bed time for me). Then I'd go for Spanish.

>>8195349
Didn't quite help. I'll go with the Spanish because I want a Hispanic qt gf

>>8195367
>Fuck off
Nah

Taking my girls to eat is becoming more and more expensive
>Never again order a table from fancy restaurant
>dinner for three is surprisingly expensive

Male genocide when? Apologists should be killed as well.

>>8195392
How come you host them?

>>8195374
go with spanish and move to Aztlan

>>8195403
They're my gf's, duh.

>>8195412
Just the way you describe it sounds like you pick the bill each time. In most relationships the partners take turns hosting.

>>8195392
Hey poly. So do they fool around with each other without you? Or do you guys have an agreement to all be present? Are you the center of the arrangement?

>>8195415
>partners take turns

are you even a man?

>>8195252
>You allow the male to spread their poisonous y chromosome.
Kill yourself.

>>8195422
No, what makes you think so?

>>8195415
It's because I make more money than my student girls. Part time job wuuhuuu! But seriously, the other one is going trough some financial difficulties because of her dentist bill and the other is an arts student. I just wanted to make them happy and apparently I succeeded. But I'm not going out with them for at least a month.
>>8195419
Nobody is at the center of our triangle but I hold the whip most of the time. But they do have sex without asking me and that's fine. Kind of a pointless relationship if fucking needs a permission.

>>8195424
Said the deranged male. Own up to your genetic defect.

>>8195439
How'd you meet

>>8195452
I have already said it, not doing it again.

>>8195343
>We both turn 24 in June.
Oh geez, anon. Isn't that a little young to be having kids? I mean, you two could have used your mid 20's to do other things. You know, have fun alone and stuff. Not saying you can't have fun with a baby around, but having one around complicates things a bit.

Kids aren't that bad, I suppose. I helped (well I'm still helping) my brother raise my niece since hes bitch of a gf at the time left him with the baby and never came back. Many sleepless nights cradling her when she wouldn't stop crying. Many events with friends I couldn't attend because I had to care for her while my brother was at work. Ugh. But whatever. She is almost 8 and I love that kid. I couldn't image my life without her at this point.

I'm sure you will be a great parent. Best of luck to you!

>>8195452
>Own up to your genetic defect.
t. lesbian

kek

>>8195452
>How'd you meet
She told the story a thread or two ago. You should go find it. It's pretty interesting.

>>8195343
>24 in June
Jesus, my fiancé is 25 this year and I'm 22 this year. I can't imagine either of us having a kid yet.

How did you ask your brother to become a donor?

>>8195467
Thanks anon. I'm not really too worried. It just made sense for where we are in life right now, my career is going well and her business is profitable, she's independent however and can manage her time as she likes and can therefore be a sort of stay-at-home mom for the first few years, until kindergarden (her shop is in the street level floor of our building).

We also live within a realistic distance from both our extended families, ready to aid us. My dad just retired too, ready and willing to be a nanny if need be.

>>8195348
How'd you manage to learn Finnish? Isn't that supposed to be pretty complicated?

>>8195535
That doesn't sound bad at all then!
How many kids are you two planning on having overall? Will your same brother be the donor for all your kids?

>>8195513
It's a promise he made me long ago. When I was 16 I had just broken up with my first girlfriend, was going into a new school, and was questioning how my life would shape up. A part of my worry was how I'd eventually have children. I have a cousin that has been on an adoption waiting list for years so I feared a similar experience.

He said to me that if I ever found myself in a relationship where my spouse would carry the baby then he'd donate for us. So I just had to remind him, I didn't need to. He knew what I wanted when I invited him out to lunch alone.

It works out well like this, he says he never wanted the responsibility of children for himself, but this way a bit of my gene pool will be in my wifes baby.

>>8195547
Well, no he won't, I want to be pregnant some day as well. There's something beautiful about shaping life that I've always wanted to try.

The only plan right now is to have two children, and we'd prefer not to have more than two years or so between them, so they can grow up together.

We'll see if we want more after that.

>>8195544
Mother tongue

>>8195484
You must have a y chromosome to be insane. And you must have a y chromosome to be deluded enough to think you're anything other than a leech.

>>8195495
I wanna hear it now. Digging through the archive on mobile is a pain.

>>8195554
>>8195562
>>8195547
>>8195535
>>8195513
Take your hetshit breeding to the other thread please. This is for lesbians.

>8195574
Stale bait, do better next time.

>>8195554
That's nice he just offered and it wasn't a possibility you had to bring up. We don't know if we want kids yet, but we each have a younger brother. My brother really wants kids and I don't see him being okay with not raising his kid. Her brother is a piece of trash who would probably only agree to the arrangement if he could fuck me and make his sister watch. Raising a niece or nephew sounds nice but I'm not sure it will work for us. I'm glad it worked for you though.

>>8195392
tranner detected

>>8195574
>two married women having children from a donor is now considered hetero
Wtf is your problem? You are tranner that's jealous that you will never be able to give birth or are you just a lonely, bitter lesbian?

And I'm not linking you to polyanon's story, so go find it yourself.

>>8195601
Yeah, thanks. I hope for the best for you two as well. I'm sure you'll find a good option despite not having the same opportunity. I can't really say that I would have suggested it if he hadn't, but maybe, him not wanting kids was always a fact I knew.

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>>8195601
>8195574

>>8195567
Oh, are you Finnanon?
I could teach you all about the tongue my mother equipped me with, bby.

Having a kid in your twenties always seemed like something heteros do by accident to me. I think it's best saved for your thirties. I'm 25 and definitely not ready for that.

>>8195615
It's only allowed if you're adopting a daughter. Otherwise it's impermissible. Females only. No breeding males. You fucking apologists are trash.

>>8195601
>>8195626
>>8195653

I'm fine when it's two or three posts. But when it becomes this many you can't shake the feeling they're not on the bandwagon. You're either with us or against us. You hate the y chromosome or you permit it. And it's disgusting coming here and reading someone voluntarily taking sperm to pop out another disgusting male. Goldstars ONLY

>>8195601
Just adopt.
There are millions of kids who need good parents.

>>8195653
>friend and his gf arguing, both are 24
>so bad he thinks he wants to break up
>two months later now and she's pregnant
kek

>>8195653
I think it's best saved for when you want and are ready for it. We beleive we are.

>>8195665
Keep your crusade to yourself. It's pretty clear from this thread that your topic is the one people don't encourage so do all of us, including you, a service and GTFO.

>>8195653
>it's best saved for your thirties
And have retarded babies instead?

>>8192230
oui oui je parle francais hOu HOo HOO!

le baguette

>>8195254
What show is this?

>>8194917
>>8194991

Shit shit shit
Everything but the clothing/headphones
Everything else

>>8195667
Adoption can be a difficult process and you don't really know what kind of fucked up genes you might be buying, if the kid is up for adoption chances are their parents were shit people.

>>8195698
I make all the threads you dumb shit. This will now be gold star general. Bye bitch!

>8195665
It's pretty funny that you buy into this. Guess I'm not a good star, though I haven't had sex with a man. Must be lonely not having good relationships with the people around you, including men. My best drinking buddies are gay men and their straight male friends. Surprising how no one in the group wants sex with anyone else and everyone is okay with it. Anytime you bring a lesbian besides my fiancé and me things get toxic, almost as toxic as speaking to lesgen degenerates like I am now. Keep shitposting, I'm not bothered. This is the final response you'll get from me.

>>8195766
Doesn't really make a difference to me. Gold star just means not havign slept with a man so I still apply.

>>8195574
>You must have a y chromosome to be insane.
Lesbian facts.

>>8195754
You don't wear headphone when you walk around in public? I wear them to avoid conversations with others on the train.

>>8195806
My point has been proven.

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>cute korean teacher thought I was a boy
Fuck. I don't even have short hair. I'm not even a tranny.

>>8195901
Should have pulled down your pants and proved her otherwise, anon.

>>8195919
She could have had SRS.

>>8195919
>korean

i doubt she would notice a difference

>>8195977
Kill yourself Matt

>>8195994
Why are cisbians so nasty?

>>8195863
>avoid conversations with others on the train.
>americans talk to strangers in public transport
really makes you think

>>8195982
The titties tho.

>>8194715
Posting haha-anons abs again I see.

>>8194966
I know, I know. I'm still struggling talking to women I find attractive.

>>8195766
>OP
>implying that a mindless beta RACIST girl with obviously some serious mental problems, who is ruling a discord server like a tool to release over everybody (even screened cis members) her tyranny bitterness and frustration for being such a deception toward her Christian conservative parents: "cute".
She is doing more harm than good for the cis lesbian cause, just with the impression that she is giving with her lack of objectivity and impartiality without mentioning her rude and obnoxious attitude.

>>8196197
Are they haha's?
I had forgotten whom they belonged to

>>8195901
>tfw you pass better than 'cis'lesgen

>>8196197
>abs
Where?

I wish I had some sort of device that reveals who is gay. And it even sense who will grow up gay. It's cute to imagine those little girls growing up and being in love. ;_;

>>8196258
If you squint your eyes enough, you can kind of make them out.

>>8196272
you do.
it's called gaydar.

>>8196241
Yep those are hers.

>>8196323
Gaydar is completely circumstantial. I want official gaydar software installed in our future eyeball augmentations.

>>8196437
What, you've got some weird incest obsessed fagette here? You guys are fucked up.

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>>8196437
I want to rape S?aro!

>>8196462
>fagette
Is this the feminine form of faggot? Or the French version of faggot. Or is it specifically a French lesbian that's a fagette. Or is that faguette? That sounds great, a "Fagette & Baguette", lesbian French themed brunch.

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>>8196462
A rich Austrian woman who jerks off to her sister.

>>8196462
Way to make yourself obvious as a newfag male.

>>8196490
Or British slang for a MtF cigarette?

>>8196503
Yes, I made that pretty clear.

>>8196523
No that would be a regular fag. Don't buy into the sjw rhetoric lil guy, men can't be women.

>>8196483
S is grossb don't bother.

>>8196533
They're very stupid here, they think anyone is secretly a guy or a "Matt" pretending to be a cis, even when someone is quite openly an outsider.

>>8196558
Wow. Bitter male alert

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>>8196557
シャロ, not S you inbred retard.

>>8196562
>implying it's not 100% true

>>8196593
>closer to 60% probably
>still too damn high

>>8195863
Nah, I have a weird unease with not being able to hear what's going on around me. But honestly, strangers don't tend to just start random conversations with people that much here anyway.

Does austria post on /r9k/?
Some anon talked about kissing their sister while posting elsanna and I thought maybe that was her?

>>8196224
>with her lack of objectivity and impartiality

Just fyi, copypastanon, complaining about this on 4chan makes you sound like kind of a loser. Like, bigger loser than the average channer.

>>8196593
True that you're a y chromosome and therefore mentally and emotionally challenged?

But when will writeanon grace us with her stories?

>>8196675
No, she doesn't. You must have her confuse with some other anon.

>>8196715
When they're ready
>read as; when she actually writes them

>>8196675
That's an austria fangirl.

>>8196738
You say that but not even so long ago r9k was raiding clg and lg looking for Austria. (that picture above wasn't being posted much then so she was safe... Now I am not so sure....) The chart may have been a bad idea.

>>8196685
You've got some nice misandry there. Gotta respect your style, I bet you are getting mad pussy.

>>8196756
There is no time stamp. For all we know, it's just a pic of a girl claiming to be Austria.
She is safe for now.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn14146-gay-brains-structured-like-those-of-the-opposite-sex/
>The results showed that straight men had asymmetric brains, with the right hemisphere slightly larger – and the gay women also had this asymmetry. Gay men, meanwhile, had symmetrical brains like those of straight women.
Lesbians confirmed for straight men desu

>>8196805
this is true. it's a good thing she didn't timestamp that picture. without the timestamp, the picture cannot verify that it is actually her. anyone can post a pic and claim to be someone they are not.

>>8196758
beats getting mad dick xD

sorry bud

>>8196758
Misandry is a myth.

>>8196805
She's still cute.

>>8196991
>ordering from only half the menu

>>8197042
>bishits voluntarily eat shit
Sounds about right.

>>8197042
go back to bi general, scumdog

>>8197034
>Misandry is a myth.
This thread proves otherwise, despite what you feminazis would like people to think.

>>8196272
>>8196336

We can only dream, anon.

>>8197077
>he believes in misandry
Truly, the most deluded and gullible creatures. I'd almost feel bad for them ifp they weren't such insufferable leeches.

>>8196805

>thinking someone would dare post her actual face in the same thread as she posts lewd fantasies about her sister getting her off

/clg/ sign or they're fake.

>>8197105
>Truly, the most deluded and gullible creatures. I'd almost feel bad for them ifp they weren't such insufferable leeches.
No that's feminazis.

>>8197134
>n-no you!
Lmao and he still uses "feminazi". Thank God for gays. We don't have to put up with these retards as much. Still, heart goes out to the het women. Only way to fix things and free them is to gas the y chromosomes.

>>8195798
That isn't Sakura Trick.
Tell me damn you.
It's some porn. Isn't it? ;__;

>>8197183
It's airing this season, dummy.

>>8197134
>implying that misandry isn't the best way to run society

Why are you being so PC and denying the obvious reality, monkey? Get back into your cage with the men who have accepted their fate.

>>8197034
>She's still cute.
Indeed she is.

Hi cis lesbians. Why do you discriminate against transsexual lesbians?

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Don't give the trolls your (you)s.

>>8195901
A english teacher of mine also thought it, she even said 'that boy with long hair and glasses'
Am so fucking ugly damn it

>>8197335
I've had that before too, but not so much any more and I'm 99% stealth.

>>8197335
>A english
She didn't teach you well.

>>8197220
You mean effeminate straight men? Or turbobutches?

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>>8197183
It's not porn. I would post more webums but they are too lewd.

>>8197536

Do it, anon.
Put your important duty to service lesbians before yourself.

Seriously though that isn't fucking Sakura Trick, is it? Sakura Trick was a moe cute innocent school life animu. I saw like two episodes so I know this.

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>>8197732
>Sakura Trick was a moe cute innocent school life animu
No, that was MadoMagi (pic related).

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>>8197536
Thanks for recommending gay demons before, it was much more than what I expected.

>>8197536
>lewder then hand holding

i-is such a thing possible?!

>>8197761
You can't fool me, anon. Sakura Trick is pure. Google image tells me so.

Only posting more gifs can disprove this btw

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>>8197997
She'll probably get banned if she did because all the normie retards would massively report her at the sight of a 2D nipple.

Stop encouraging her to get banned and go to /a/, there is a whole thread on it right now with plenty of webms.

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>>8197871
I'm glad you're liking it. It may not be a Valkyrie Drive but it's close. Asmodeus' episode was better than expected; if lust did not get het then I doubt any other sin will get it, except maybe Mammon but I doubt now.

It seems Michael will make another appearance in the series, and I hope it only leads to hatesex between her and Luci. That would be the hottest shit, man.

I heard CLG are memers.

>>8198189
That is a boob you will be banned.

>>8198189
Is that your boob? Write clg on your boob so we know that it is yours.

>>8198637
>I heard CLG are memers.
Where did you hear that? Do other boards/threads talk about us being memers?

Humble reminder that if you aren't watching attack on titan season 2 you aren't living.

>>8199095
Oh shit. Thanks for the reminder, anony.

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>tfw the first 10 episodes of Orange is the New Black have been leaked
Time to binge-watch.

>>8199095
That show is fucking retarded, reddit.

Fuck off.

Anyone else here a closeted lesbian that likes to joke about finding a husband to people

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>>8199669

>>8199669
Am I still closeted if my dad knows but I haven't told him?

Also no.

>tfw I still haven't slept and my shithead boss wants me to come into work tomorrow

>>8195348
I speak Spanish and English, always wanted to learn Finnish

>>8199724
How did he find out? Does he know you know?

>>8199797
>I speak Spanish
Go away Spic.

>>8199825

You go away.
Latina lesbians deserve a red carpet.
(My red carpet.)

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>>8200038
>my red carpet

>>8200038
What makes them more special than my caucasian pussy?
>Caucasian lesbians deserve a golden carpet

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>>8200038
>>8200074
Ladies, ladies! All races of lesbians are fantastic.

>>8199738
Tough shit, anon. At least you will get money from it.

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How tall was the tallest girl you've ever dated?

>>8200448
my ex from the ccc
>6'2 or 6'1
super slender though, had trouble keeping weight

>>8200448
Dat legs... Oh my

How the fuck do you approach qts? Like what do you even say to them? I only ever flirt with girls I know and it's more teasing/casual bullying kind of flirting. Which is why I still don't have a gf I assume.

>>8199802
I had no idea he knew what yaoi and yuri were and one day I was reading Yuru Yuri's S3 announcement and he saw the title and began to pester me about cartoon lesbians and eventually it scaled into me being a lesbian and even though I denied everything he still bothers me with that and he knows he's not wrong but I'm still too pussy to tell him he's right ;_;

>>8200448
5'8"

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>tfw no witch gf

>>8201271
I wish I had a young Chariot gf or Croix gf or Amanda gf or Diana gf. Too qt. Shame about the het subtext between Akko and Andrew.

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>>8201342
I prefer Ursula, tbqh.

>>8201365
She's pretty ugly and meek. I prefer Chariot.

>>8201011
Well in some cases just going in full force is the way, some women just love a show of confidence.

>"Hey, I wanted to make a crude comment about your beauty, but words can't properly express what my eyes permit me to see. Can I buy you a drink?"

I can't say that's get you more than a lay with that though, I met my wife by coincidence so I never really flirted with the intention of getting a relationship established.

>>8201133
How tall are you in comparison?
5'8 isn't really that tall.

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>>8201365
>tfw no extremely qt, gentle, megane gf

>>8201431
>I met my wife by coincidence
Story, pls.

>>8200448
5'10" I prefer my petite little cutie I'm dating now, though.
>>8201011
I talk to them like I want to be friends with them. Like a normal intro, non-sketchy compliment, typical conversation starter. The trick is to initiate and not set off any red flags.

bought my flights lads, got a week set for prospective wedding dates (first week of August) . her mom wants to be at the wedding but keeps calling it a civil partnership lol. she says 'y'all' a lot too. i think i'm joining the most American family ever?

Happiness is a gf's making food as I come back home from work.

>>8201927
>she says 'y'all' a lot too.
Usually only us southerners say "y'all" a lot. You are joining a very southern American family.

>>8201927
You'll be an American when you start drinking sweetened iced tea by the gallon
>also, you'll start using gallons

>qt I have a crush on tells me she dreamt that I had a gf last night
>me: "h-hopefully that made you jelly"
>she tells me she was angry I didn't tell her about having acquired gf
>also that dream me kept it from her because I feared she would get angry if I had told her

This is definite proof that she thinks about dating me, r-right?

>>8201988
Yes, just ask her out you beta nerd.

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>>8201980

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>>8201777
Short version:
>Both in London university, different ones.
>I study games design, she study practical arts.
>Exhibition at Tate Modern "Interactive Arts," inspiration opportunity.
>We both go.
>I'm early she arrives as I am about to leave.
>Walk into each other around corner.
>She was hugging a stack of sketchign albums and art books.
>Help her pick them up.
>"Hey, she's cute."
>Ask her if she needs help with those books.
>Carry half her stack through exhibition.
>Invite her for coffee.
>Gets her number.

This was in September 2012, we became a couple valentine's day after that and married after graduation in 2015.

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>>8201999
That's a beautiful story, anon.

>>8201993
Things aren't that easy, we've got a bit of complicated history with each other.

>>8202024
Thanks!

>>8201999
Must be so nice being a lesbian, you guys look at each other and its gf gf mode right away.

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>>8202106
Yes. Things are that easy, buddy.
That anon just got really, really lucky.

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who were the q.t.est in all of ANTM cicles, lesgen?
>inb4 brittani
I've got into rewatching some seasons for some reason and cicle 16 had some of cutest girls in all of the show imo

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>>8202120
Luck happens though. Several happy couples have even met here in these miserable threads.

>>8202106
I didn't assume her sexuality like you assume I assumed.

At that point in my life I wasn't really into the idea of getting a girlfriend. I was new to London, and England as a whole, and knew I only had three years to live there. In this case I had met a cute girl and made a friendly connection, getting her number was just a way to see where it went.

She says that he was in love at first sight, I didn't really develop romantic feelings until Christmas that year when I was at home and found myself missing her more than any of the other girl friends I had made that semester. In my first year in London I lived in student housing and had become used to my friends not being further away than a phone call or a knock on their door at home I was far away from everyone I knew.

She wasn't out either, where I was. She knew of my sexuality as soon as she met my other friends, she didn't come out ot her parents until we were already a couple.

>>8202120
Very lucky. That she shared my feelings at least.
London is far from the worst place in the world to be lesbian if you just fancy a roll in the hay. The only skill you really need is to shift through the tumblrina femnazi's and get to the actual lesbians.

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>>8202166
Thats nice :) NOW GIVE ME A QT 3,14 BF OR I SHOOT UP THIS ENTIRE BOARD!!!!!

>>8202164
I want a qt /clg/ gf too. ;_;

>>8202196
I'm sorry anon, but lesbian magic only works with girls. Please don't shoot us, we're an endangered species!

>>8202166
Do you still live in England?
How did both y'all parents take it when you told them that you two were getting married?

>>8202242
We live in Germany currently.

They were all happy. At that point she was out to her parents and they had gotten used to me. My family has always known about my sexuality so they were just naturally pleased.

I have a gay uncle so LGBT topics aren't taboo to my family. Her family had to break tradition to exist too, her paternal grandfather was stationed in Hong Kong when he met her grandmother and her own parents were also considered unorthodox since her father is mix race and her mother was from mainland China rather than Hong Kong itself.

There was some uneasyness when I was initially introduced to their family, mostly from her mother, but her grandfather was an early ally of ours and helped her parents to see our relationship as natural.

Is there any hope of getting a gf if I'm an autistic neet?

>>8202340
Depends.
Are you a qt? What kind of autism do you have? Cute Austria level autism or creepy r9k autism?

>>8202355
>gap toothed monster
>even calling its autism "cute"

>>8202359
Even with her imperfections, she is still probably cuter than you.

>>8202355
usual womanchild 4chan autism

>>8202376
We're not all ugly motherfuckers like you, stop projecting virgin.

>>8202383
Your insecurities are showing, Matt.

>>8202403
>Matt
>tfw trying so hard to create a meme

>>8202340
Are you willing to settle for another autistic neet?

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Is this the golden age for lesbians?

>>8202533
Define golden age.

I just want to come in a girl's a girl's mouth and have her say "thank you".

>>8202533
me on the left

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>>8195269
>The donor is one of my older brothers
for fuck sake that is disgusting! Nuke yourself!

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>>8202579
You're a furfag, anon?

>>8202557
All cute girls are always welcome to ride my face.

>>8202594
>siblings share 50% of their DNA
>niece/nephews will have 25% of your DNA
Think about it.
Her gf is carrying the baby, so her DNA is automatically included.
50% of gf DNA + 25% anon's unique DNA + 25% DNA from her brother that she doesn't have but still inclusive to her family's DNA.
It makes sense in a way. Similar thing can be done if she had a first cousin donate. However, anon's DNA percentage in the baby would obviously be lower.
Basically, some of anon's unique DNA will be passed on to the baby by inclusion of her brother's DNA.

>>8202202
They're pretty nice. Seeking one may not get you anywhere though. We both came on here out of boredom and only stayed for each other. Eventually 4chan became Skype and Skype became texting and before I knew it we've moved in with each other. It happened because we worked. We weren't looking for anything and didn't force anything, we just let it happen.

>>8202594
Lol, how so? Do you live in Uganda or Saudia Arabia?

>tfw your girlfriend was and is still the hottest girl on here

Enjoy the uggos left.

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>>8202785
>Enjoy the uggos left.
Will do.

>>8202450
Yes, unless brazilian.

>>8202801
That gif is adorable.

>>8202785
Yeah, no. My gf has yours beat.

>>8202785
Don't be greedy, anon!
Break up with her so she can be in the market again that way I can snatch her up.

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>>8202892
>>8202785
/clg/ GF thread war!!!!

>>8202898
Anon let's be real now, you wouldn't have the guts to approach her.

>>8202919
b-but I could try. ;_;

>>8202533
It'll be a golden age for lesbians when all of the lesbians characters in media worth caring about aren't killed off.

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>>8202898
>wanting used goods

>>8202965
You expect to find a girl who has never been with any other girl and who is also willing to be with your autistic ass? Good luck.

>>8202965
Holy shit that's painful.

But that's what you get for breaking the Cardinal Rule. It's there for a reason. Lesbabies don't understand the wisdom you get from age and experience.

>>8202557
Girls irl doing this?

>>8202965
I don't think that applies too much to the lesbian community since our options aren't as vast as heteros.
What, am I suppose to pass off a single, attractive, nice girl just because she has had gfs before?

>>8203020
I think she becomes even more attractive if she has had multiple girlfriends in the past.

>>8203056
Why? Are you into slutty grills?

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>>8203092
I'd be lying if I said no.

I want McBurger to scowl at me and call me acnelord.

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>>8203173
So that is what it is like to be a normie. Just walk up to a girl and ask for sex.
Must be nice.

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>>8203200

Hey, anon.
Wanna have sex?

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>>8203332
Y-yes, pls.

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>>8203385

Get nekkid.

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>>8203395
Oh, anony.

>>8202654
besides the 25% shared DNA with the DNA of her brother
how the fuck her GF is carrying her own DNA when it's the GF's eggs who are involved?
Magic ? invisible forces?

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>>8203622
Do you not into genetics?

>how the fuck her GF is carrying her own DNA when it's the GF's eggs who are involved?
Rephrase this. I'm not sure what you are trying to say.

I'd just wanna adopt. I feel like there's too many kids out there without good homes and besides I'm not in some game of thrones life where I gotta give a fuck about bloodlines and shit.

My gf is actually from the foster system a bit so that's her goal too but it's a ways off. We barely got a dog to take care of.

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>>8202686
so it's fuckin normal for you if your own brother Artificially knocks up your wife? Jesus Wtf is wrong with you?
1-Cucked by circumstances
2-it's incestuously edgy, at least ask to one of your cousins you sick fucks!

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>>8203719
>not giving a fuck about bloodlines
SHAME

>>8203719
adopt me pls

>>8203689
i gotchya, so in that case, the kid will just carry 25% of your DNA !

>>8203766
>the kid will just carry 25% of your DNA
Yes.

Nieces/nephews are a great way to pass on your DNA without you having to do anything. Just encourage your sibling(s) to have kids of their own, and you just sit back and enjoy a child-free lifestyle while still having your genes passed on.

For every 4 nieces/nephews (25%/ kid) you have, your DNA will have been passed on 100%. Your genes will successfully persist in the population.

Of course, if you had your own kids, you will only need 2 kids to pass on your DNA 100%.

>>8203826
>Of course, if you had your own kids, you will only need 2 kids to pass on your DNA 100%.
Ahahha oh wow I seriously hope you're being ironic right now.