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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): May Day Edition

Has a girl ever given you flowers? Have you ever gifted a girl flowers? What do you think of the gesture? Try walking through a garden with a qt this time of year. Really lifts the spirits

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Recent News
>Finn again brags about lesbian antics with naked college girls in saunas (we get it, your life is great)
>I just wanted to give you an excuse to wish me good luck ;__;
>Delinquent makes a fool out of herself again
>/clg/ walks like "a virgin"
>Ladies, ladies! All races of lesbians are fantastic.
>A memory of dating tall girls and their slender legs
>Anon met her wife by studying in London, running into her at an art exhibit, helping her pick up her books, and then asking her out for coffee. Anon lives a romantic movie.
>Enjoy the uggos left.
>/clg/ GF thread war!!!!
>Good luck on your exam, anon

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Was his peeps the ugliest peeps that ever did peep?
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No and no, but I don't like flowers as a gesture, they wither and die, plus I hate the upkeep of plants. Waste of time. My gf feels the same mostly, though she likes house plants. When we eventually move in together she will be the one to take care of them.
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>>8206236
Yes and Yes. My gf loves flowers and I was the first one to ever give her flowers. Now I give her a pretty bouquet or plant on her birthday and our anniversary. The last one was an orchid plant I gave her 5 months ago and it's still alive.
We've talked about someday when we retire together, we'll have a little garden to ourselves to grow our vegetables and flowers.
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>>8206295
>his
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>>8206636
>We've talked about someday when we retire together, we'll have a little garden to ourselves to grow our vegetables and flowers.
Why can't you do that now? Why wait for retirement?
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>>8206681
Show us the rest of your face, peeps.
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I couldn't go through my first day of work because I got really bad anxiety and had a bad panic attack. I wish I wasn't like this. I've been crying all morning.
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>>8206723
What job is it?
Did you at least call in so they won't fire you?
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>tfw actually bad cramps for the first time in my life all of a sudden
Why have you betrayed me uterus
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>>8206734
Teaching English online. I used the urgent cancellation which I don't even have the heart to check if it was approved or not.
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>>8206746
So, how does teaching English online work? Do you turn on your webcam from home and give lectures? Can't you do pre-recorded lectures?

Every online class I have ever taken have been professors posting pre-recorded vids with powerpoint slides to go along.
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>>8206739
You are getting old, anon. Your body will start betraying you in worse ways soon enough.
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>>8206763
I'm 23, t-that's not old.
Is it?
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We need an Anne Frank thread, for depicted lesbianism, and her attractive face.
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Fuck my life, I'm going to join the fucking army at this rate.
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>>8206813
It's only worth if your join the USA military.
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>>8206694
It's a lot of work to properly care for a garden and we don't have the time to spare now. It'll also take some time to save up for a house with enough backyard for a garden.
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>>8206813
hope you have a skill that'll make you Non-com
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>>8206813
Seven year former army reservist and I hope you're not doing it on a whim. It's a serious commitment and you end up wasting a lot of time cleaning and useless busywork. Even when you're overseas in a "conflict," you spend most of your time on guard duty, cleaning and killing time. It doesn't much matter what mos it is, or if you're an officer or not, it's honestly pretty damn dull.
Only plus is there's more lesbians in the military than the general population. More are butch than not. Also you have to deal with men constantly, which is no picnic.
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>>8206236
My fiance gives me flowers as comfort for bad news. She chooses a yellow rose, for strength.
>mom diagnosed with stomach and throat cancer
>get yellow rose from fiance
>mom diagnosed with lung cancer
>get yellow rose from fiance
>she doesn't even smoke, why does she get the cancers associated with smoking
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>clg
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>>8206877
What is life like after military? You see, I'm just a simple civilian peasant with no intentions of joining the military, but curious about the lives of those who choose such path.
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>>8206901
Post highest mastery champs.
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>>8206907
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>>8206236
I've never received flowers, but I'm not particularly into them anyway. Although it would still be cute if someone took the extra mile and gave some to me.
Never gifted any either, because I'm afraid it would come off as too cheesy.
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>>8206916
>Level 6 mastery on Rakan already
I got him upon release, but I haven't had the chance to play him yet.

I like your style, anon.
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>>8206937
Played like 4 days straight of Xayah/Rakan with a friend. They have an absurdly strong lane, really fun to play.
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>>8206952
Best build for Rakan? If I'm not too busy tonight, I want to try him out.
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>>8207288
'She' is obviously HSTS.
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>>8207288
>be me, better than everyone
>shitty lowlife autist friend whom'st I hate but am friends with because I pity becomes gay
>ha ha stereotypes
>oh woe is me
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>>8207288
Normal. I'm always scared of telling people I'm gay unless they're my closest friends. I make every attempt to behave and look straight as well. Fuck internalized homophobia man.
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>a qt I know asks me on Friday if I'm gonna go out that night
>say no, and that I have things to do all Saturday
>continues to ask if I plan on doing anything else that weekend
>tell her I'll just be at home playing vidya
>now she's out, strolling around the city, and eating at a restaurant by herself

Her continued questions made me think she wanted to figure out if I had time, and was able to do something with her; now I'm confused as to why she'd just do stuff on her own instead.
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>>8206991
Start coin. Build like Thresh.
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>>8207381
Got it. Thanks!
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>>8207307
The fact that every girl I've crushed on is straight and unavailable, the dating pool is so small, and I'm only attracted to other femmes is so frustrating and makes me just want to stay closeted forever and just marry my guy best friend so I won't feel lonely.

Internalized homophobia is indeed a bitch
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>>8207448
>be beta female
>scared of being alone
>rather settle for a penis than keep own dignity
You are as bad as the bisluts. Shame on you.
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>tfw no qt to eat me out on my period
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>>8207486
Don't be uncivilized, anon.
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>>8207471
>beta female
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>>8206759
>So, how does teaching English online work?
For this company, basically the website provides the lessons and I have to improvise with Chinese students, teaching them beyond the material and somehow make the class last at least 45min with only 12 pages of a few stuff written

>Do you turn on your webcam from home and give lectures?
Yes, while they don't

>Can't you do pre-recorded lectures?
Nope
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because i say im a tomboy in my bio twitter ask me to follow a 'tomboy lesbian' who is some dude who has actual full on stubble and says 'ladystick' and is just a damn man. super deluxe is pushing some drag act motherfucker with a actual beard.

meanwhile my gf is offering to use gloves with the fingertips stuffed with cotton wool if she grows her nails out and i don't want no rubber alien hands up in me

i feel so lost what is happening to this world
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>>8207896
Should have marked yourself as a cis tomboy if those are the only tomboys you're into.
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>>8207942
im only into my gf who is also my wife and a model btw
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>>8206902
Being a reservist is different because you can mostly maintain your regular life unless you have to deploy overseas. I remember after basic and AIT training, I experienced some culture shock and mild depression for a while. Otherwise, I acclimatized ok. It's different for full-time soldiers and once who saw combat of course. Lot more PTSD and difficulty adjusting back to civilian life. Other than that, I have a new appreciation for those in uniform. I also have a bunch of mostly useless skills (unless shit goes really bad) ranging from combat medic skills like sticking an IV in someone to shooting and maintaining a rifle to navigating in the woods at night with just a compass and a map. Parachuting out of a plane and landing safely, lobbing a grenade or setting up a claymore mine properly. In terms of actually useful stuff...I still have a fairly strong physique. I can do 30 push-ups in a row without breaking a sweat. I'm calmer in emergency or dealing with boring mundane crap. Most important, I am situationally aware. One time I avoided getting hit by a car that was out of control and maybe saved my life, or at least injuries. That's about it.
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>>8208029
Dat pussy looks so delicious.
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>>8206236

> implying there are cis women on this board
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>tfw no qt with hairy pussy
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>>8208029
Timestamp, you attention whore.
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>>8208088
It's got a 4chan filename, newfriend.
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>>8208042
What kind of physical exercises did you need to do whilst you were in the military?
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>>8208132
Meanwhile there are literal highschoolers in this thread who don't hide this fact and have yet to get banned.
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>>8208153
Standard PT exam in army focuses on push-ups, sit-ups/crunches and 2-mile run. Of course you do a lot of other exercises in your PT regiment but those three really matter. Also there's your rucksack March which is when you are fully geared with a backpack weighing a ton and walking 5km or 10km at a fast pace. Since I was airborne, I also had to do some exercises related to building my upper body and back, learn to fall into position without hurting myself, stuff like that. They don't really teach you how to fight hand-to-hand though. That's best done taking some self-defense, boxing or MMA classes. Fortunately, you always have a lot of people who'd sign up for that sort of class with you if you want.
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>>8208132
Was it het? I'd report it if it was het. Or weeb.
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>>8208254
You're in a normie zone, NEET cuck.
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Kek.

Gays are crying about erection problems.

None of that shit for us.
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>>8208271
>cuck
I'll take neet /a/ over /pol/shit any day
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>>8208335
They give themselves their own ED
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>>8208271
You're posting on 4chan, dipshit. Fuck off back to tumblr.
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>>8208348
Shut up Matt. We're not going anywhere.
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Only just got off and I gotta go back in seven hours
somebody kill me
please
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>>8206236
Oh yes. The first girl I bought flowers for was my first girlfriend when we were 13, the day after we became a couple I went down to a flower shop with some money I had been gifted on my birthday and bought her a bouquet.

Nowdays I buy flowers for my wife when something significant happens; our wedding day, whenever she makes a new record sale, birthdays, etc.
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>>8208388
>We
It's literally you and only you having a meltdown whenever anything Japanese is posted, talk to your therapist about these issues or go cry about it on your own blog, fucktard.
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>>8208388
>Matt
>if i keep saying it maybe it'll finally become a meme :(
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>>8208507
To be fair, Koreans and Nips hate one another with a passion
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>>8208542
Fuck off Matt.
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>>8208582
>shitting on Koreans to explain one tranny's psychotic obsession
Nah.
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>>8208614
>somebody is going to notice my meme soon i know it!! :(
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Best girl.
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>>8206236
>/maki/ is on OP's filter list
>he's literally mad he'll never be a cute sushi
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>>8208348
>Tumblr
>not a holy site for weeaboos who want grainy filters over their weeb gifs

>>8208542
Hey Matthew. How triggered are you
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>>8208603
This. I'm Korean and love anime and manga. There's plenty of Japanese who love K-pop and K-drama and swear by Korean beauty products too.
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>>8208629
Tranners love weebshit. It's their calling card.
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>>8208997
>a holy site for weeaboos
No it's a cesspool for mentally ill people who get triggered at the sight of literally anything just like you and the OP are right now.
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>>8208846
Is that supposed to be cute?
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>>8209052
What, you've never wanted to share superclose quarters in a bedroll with a cute girl before?
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>>8209052
Is that what your mom said when you were born?
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>>8209050
>is a weeb trying to justify his autisric anime obsession
>calls others mentally ill
Holy fucking LEL
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My other gf has made a habit of going to the gym and I'm so proud of my little arts student!
>from a sloth into fitbian
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>>8209064
>mentally ill tranny still throwing a tantrum over anime on 4chan
Holy fucking LEL
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>>8209063
Is that what your girlfriend - oh wait. No girl has even wanted to kiss you huh.

>>8209062
You have to be autistic to find those giant, dead eyes cute.
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>>8208451
I feel you, I got work from 8AM to 10PM tomorrow, no proper breaks in between.
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>>8209083
>No girl has even wanted to kiss you huh.
>projecting this hard

It's okay little boy, maybe someday someone will pity fuck you so you can lose your virginity before dying.
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>>8209078
>posts weebtrash
>calls other poster a tranny
Kek, is that You? You're the only one I know on this board who's that delusional. Stop screeching, no one is gonna take your cartoons away. I merely report when rules are broken, so don't break the rules.

>>8209110
Tl;Dr yeah I have a gf. Yes I have kissed multiple girls. And no, you made me cringe with how hard you're trying, bud.
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>>8209083
Or you know, you can have the imagination to relate to something that isn't just a realistic photo. Animation, a novel, song lyrics, whatever. There's not enough lesbian things as it is in this world.
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>>8209121
are you done shitposting already? seek help for your issues or ignore people posting anime, no wonder people don't like you on the discord server, christ
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>>8209121
>more autistic screeching
Yes dude, you definitely do sound like someone that has no mental illnesses and totally had "multiple girls" approach them before.
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>>8209163
Are you actually this dumb or are you just memeing.
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>>8209155
I'm catching up, is Akko still a shit?
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>>8209131
What about that image is relatable. It hadnt even crossed my mind that i should self-insert into that image. Is that normal or is it indicative of brain problems when you have to imagine yourself as a little cartoon girl.
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>>8209181
That or FAG tonight?
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>>8209135
Are you bitter about being banned? Genuinely want to know. It's ok to be mad.
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>>8209209
I guess if you're a single guy it would be hard to relate. But considering I actually am a little girl (except for age) who snuggles up to her gf regularly, not hard at all to relate to that pic.
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>>8209237
Well I'm a woman and I prefer older women. So that image doesn't appeal to me at all. Different strokes for different folks.
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>>8206236
>my sauna post made it into recent news again
Goal completed
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Ladies,

A moment of your time please...

My sister (29) just came out to me. This is one week after our mother passed away. For the past 15 years we thought my sister was depressed, shy, introverted, whatever. We worried about her but in fact she was shielding my mother (long-time Italian-Catholic, hoped-to-be-sainted kind of woman) from the fact that she was a lesbian.

So basically she fell on the grenade for 15 years while we, in the background, worried about her mental health.

While I accept her sexuality (even wondered about it since she always seemed to have friendly female roommates). I'm a little pissed at her for keeping the burden on herself.

Any thoughts on this?

p.s. I'm her brother if it matters.
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>>8209289
Sounds like she's just given up on men and turned bishit to compensate. What's your age?
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>>8209215
Well if you have time we should watch some more FAG, I think.
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>>8209223
i literally have no idea as to what you're talking about as i've never been banned anywhere
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>>8209289
>I'm a little pissed at her for keeping the burden on herself.
Do you want a tissue? Are your male feelings going to be okay?
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>>8209189
>she's still annoying
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>>8209289
Your sister is gay, she kept it hidden because she didn't want to be hated by her mother. She has come out now because she feels sage with you all. Don't hold a grudge against her for being afraid. Your job is to be her family while she's become more honest with you and herself. I come from a religious family. The task of telling others your sexuality is daunting- especially when you are unsure of their reaction.
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>>8209289
Well, the only thing I can really think to add is that you should consider offering her your presence if she hasn't come out to the rest of your family yet but wants to. Showing that you will support her through actions rather than words will be encouraging and it might help her to have a person on her side if this might genereally be an issue in your family.
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>>8209355
>meanwhile there is no shortage of Shitrus scanlations
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>>8208846
Im into men but now that im a tranny pretransition maybe ill flirt with my girls here
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I just realized I'm only into this girl the week before and during my period, when I'm horny af. Hormones are the worst.
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>>8209289
First off: It's everyone's personal decision on when they come out and to whom. They're the ones who have to live with the repercussions, not other people, even if they're close siblings.

Second, are you sure her issues are necessarily related to her closeted sexuality, or if you're even reading her right? I have closeted lesbian friends who had friends, a gf and be pretty happy with their lives, but would blow off family trying to set them up with guys or skip half the holidays to spend it with their gf's family. So their families would completely misread the situation and think they were being anti-social, shy etc.
Completely closeted people are rare these days. As closeted as she might be to your family, she could have had gay friends or a gf. Do you know those details of her life?
If all her issues are related to being closeted, she should be able to improve her life simply by being out. But if it's more serious than that, she should consider seeing a therapist. She'll know with time.
>>8209320
OK, sounds good. I'm free this evening.
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>>8209355
>qt scientists
This was years ago but were you around when /a/ decided to live translate the remaining chapters of Qualia the Purple? Everybody was reading it together while some anons were translating, that was incredible.

Also I should probably reread it.
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Gf likes to bite me
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>>8209425
I can't imagine how difficult it would be to translate that. I could barely follow it and got lost with all the particle physics.
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>>8209444
Seriously, what a nightmare.
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>>8209444
O yeah i forgot you all study Japanese like me. Im a girl and always have been.
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>>8209511
Post anime or manga.
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I'm drunk af
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>>8209314
>>8209336

Quiet yourself, Matt.

>>8209289
I guess just make it clear you support her and her future girlfriends. Now much you can do to reverse the past.
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>>8209626
Why did you even post this, tranny?
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>>8209655
Her frog is cuter than any tranner toons you have saved, Matt.
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Matt is the local ack?
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>>8209710
>I will say Matt in every comment. Eventually someone will love it.
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>>8209727
OP trying to make a meme.
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>>8209734
I don't know why they keep trying so hard to make this meme happen, it doesn't even make any sense.

>anon calling out a dude
>omg matt
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>>8209727
ack?
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>>8209734
Seems like you are starting to like it as well, Matty Matt boy.
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>>8209753
If you know what a MtT is it makes sense
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>>8209760
>Anyone who opposes my autistic meme must be tranny or male.
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>>8209769
No it doesn't, all you're doing is to literally call anyone you don't like or agree with "Matt". Are you an aspie or something?
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>>8209400
Hey, I like Citrus, not only is it the first yuri manga I've ever seen, it's like so bad that it's good. It's all the worst parts of will-they-won't-they and then the dumbest and most clichéd drama possible. It's like eating fast food.
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>>8209596
whatchu drinken?
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>>8209785
What the hell everyone freaks out and calls someone a tranny. People use it when they're calling you a male. Are you dumb or something? Got a problem with your male brain, Matt?
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>>8209947
Ok you're literally braindead.
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>>8209947
I think you are by far and easily the dumbest poster here.
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>>8209966
>tfw watching anime with a gf
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>>8209966
>>8209995
Tranny passing by. These are really cute.
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>>8210014
Don't say never anon, it's possible to achieve this.
Finding a gf into it isn't very common but they are out there, they do exist, don't lose hope.
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>>8210014
>Tfw gf and weebshits are miserable
Feels good
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>>8210064
Yes she is, I'm very shallow and I was physically attracted to her right away, I would have gotten with her even if she had hated anime so it's a huge bonus that she does in fact love it.

One of my exes also liked anime/manga and was objectively very attractive, problem was that she had serious pleb taste.

Anyway I could never get with anyone ugly.
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>>8210096
Please don't. Before her my previous relationships were really bad, nothing to be jealous of. I just got extremely lucky this time around, pure luck.
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>>8209092
day shift manager got into a wreck and got busted up
>this is why you don't shitpost and drive, kids
picking up some OT is all good tho
I still want to die
I go in about two hours from now and don't get out until after noon tomorrow
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>>8210059

Why do you want your gf to be miserable anon

>tfw this is what all anti-weebshits are like: cruel to their gfs. just horrible.
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>>8210140
I thought this
Now have gf
Don't give up hope, anon
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>>8210308
She likes animu and I watch it with her. She does what I tell her tho because she's a good girl. You on the other hand, are a traitor to the female race.
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>>8206681
>his
Eww, cringe indeed.

>>8206696
You really think I am going to show my whole face when you already made a never ending meme out of just my eyes? Try again.

I mean my whole face has been shown on /lgbt/ before ... That was before I gained "peep-fame" though.
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>>8210330

Almost 25, and just a little bit autistic
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>>8210385
It's literally one extremely unfunny autist reposting it constantly, many people posted their pictures on here before without anything happening. You just triggered that one freak trying to turn you into an unfunny meme.
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>>8210085
Not that shallow. All you're really set on is a pretty face and maybe nice breasts.
>>8210140
It was a million to one chance we met. She's the first girl I ever met who shared most of my interests.
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How much bad blood is there between MtFs and cis lesbians ?
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>>8210523
Not as much as you'd think, but more than you'd expect.
>we think they're gross and they don't like being told they're gross
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>>8210523
I mean you are literally posting in a trans-exclusionary lesbian thread how much more do you need it spelled out? In real life the levels of hostility vary.
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>>8210558
tbhon i know i'm gross ;_;
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>>8209320
I was getting bored and thinking it was over-hyped, then predatory, sadistic incestual twins showed up
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>>8210615

Tbfair, before the threads were separated, because trans people seem to be a majority on /lgbt/, the original lesbian gen was overrun with trans stuff.
That was the reason for the distinction.
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What the hell kinds of lewd lesbian anime are you guys watching? Name names. Help a girl out.

t. noob
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>>8206901
MUH PIECES
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>>8210883
Frame Arms Girl and Sin: Nanatsu no Taizai.
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>>8210937
Surprisingly gay toy advertisement and Qwaser with more tentacles and less plot
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Question to all the bisluts, bicurious and frustrated lesbians here
If there were more lesbians/bisluts in the world and the scrutiny against LGBT was completely gone, would you ever wish to be 100% straight?

I keep dancing around with this question in my head when it comes to my current bf. Love the guy since he has the most amazing personality you could ask for in a person but
>penis
>no boobs
feelsbadman....
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>>8211105
I'd only wish to be more bi. I want men and women! I wouldn't want to go without partners with dicks, how can you dislike that from your bf?
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>>8211105
>If there were more lesbians/bisluts in the world and the scrutiny against LGBT was completely gone, would you ever wish to be 100% straight?

Huh? What a weird question. Discrimination, stereotypes, and low # of lesbians are the only reasons why I ever wanted to be straight.
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>>8211158
>posting about dick in lesgen

And you guys wonder why we want to excommunicate you
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>>8211175
Just replying to the other poster!
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>>8211185
Don't move. I'm getting the noose.
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>>8211188
Was Gunslinger Girl a good anime?
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>>8211188
just be staple
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>>8211138
Good God!
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>>8211158
I never liked the male aesthetic, I uh make him look more and more girly to satisfy my needs such as wear thigh socks, skirts, shave everywhere, etc
>>8211165
I see, I have been thinking a lot about my own desires as of late and I've always been under the impression that if those criteria in my question were met I would be 100% gay af
>>8211188
Just asking a simple question since I've never made bi/lesbian friends at all. Not even online...
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>>8211138
can't webm on iPhone
feels not so good
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>>8211105
>wanting to be straight
No way, men are disgusting oafs, and the average girl is 10x more attractive than the average hairy gorilla in absolutely every way, and penises are gross and men are sexually incompetent prudes from what I've heard due to their fragile masculinity and egos. I thank the powers that be every day that I'm a lesbian and weep for my "straight" sisters who have never experienced a real orgasm and yet continue to willingly deal with children in adult bodies.
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>>8210874
Oh I know the history. There was originally just lesgen, and then as transpeople became an overwhelming thing some opted for a trans free lesbian general.
I see it all as less of an issue now that there is inclusive for everyone thread. Which is pretty comfy despite the odds. (Even if it is slow as all hell.)
If cis lesbians want a trans free space then we should be able to have one. I still see transwomen as women, I just want my own internet zone free of them. A lot of them are annoying af, so it is easy to stereotype.
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>>8211212
>cause it's total bullshit.
Why, anon? I don't mind spoilers.
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>>8211409
>I still see transwomen as women,
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>>8212029
>all the girls die

Nope.jpg
Thanks anon, but I'm done with characters I care for being killed plus shitty endings ruin an entire series for me
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Where is everyone? Studying for finals or what?
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>>8212656
final finals ayy
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>>8212662
Congrats, anon. What are you getting your degree in?
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>>8212017
>Still being this much of a bigot in 2017.
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>>8212728
>whatever fucking year it is
>still thinking someone with male genitals and a y chromosome is an actual woman
>being is oblivious to basic human anatomy and biology
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>>8212656
Stuck at work for another ten hours
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>>8212920
Damn. RIP in peace McBurger.
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I'm going all colonial slave master on black girls today
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>>8210464
I mean I didn't do anything to inspire him to post it in the first place, either so I don't think you're being fair.
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>>8210385
>Try again.
Okay. Show us half of your face, por favor.

>>8209074
Was she a fatty before or lazy? What about the other gf? She's /fit/ too?
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>>8213010
>tfw you aren't white so you can't have aggressively racist sex with a nubile black woman
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>Tfw gf has bpd
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four and a half more hours before I'm freely allowed to go home and die
then I get to get up and do it all over again tonight

Yay
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Sorry everyone. Went home for the night.

>>8209314
I'm her older brother. I'm 32.

>>8209336
My feelings are fine, thanks. Feel bad that she felt she had to carry this alone. We've always been close, but I guess not close enough for her to share.

>>8209356
I'm not sure she would have been hated but I understand the possibility of her (my sister) feeling that way.

>>8209374
I've told her that I support her in whatever her decision is (fully come out, creep out, stay in the closet).

>>8209403
That's a good point. I think it was us (her mother and me) that made the jump to some sort of mental instability. I'm going to give the benefit of doubt and just be there for her.

It's not like we haven't been in touch. We have been seeing each constantly and I know her work friends and other friends. This is something she just never shared.

>>8209626
Will do.

Thanks all.
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>posting on a dead general
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>tfw no feminist gf that is willing to take a stand against Islamophobia and thoughtcrime
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>>8213145
Just lazy af. Kind of a skinnyfat too. Now she's starting to get proper abs and become a good fitbian.
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>>8214760
Post gf abs
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>>8214847
No, she doesn't have good ones yet. Just baby abs.
>get your own gf with abs
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>>8214860
No. I want one of your gfs. The cutest one.
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>>8214898
Hell no! World has enough single girls, no reason to even think about stealing one of my gf's.
>they're both equally cute
>just for the record
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>>8214943
b-but polyanoooon!
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>>8214943
Which one of your girls taste better? Which one has the biggest boobs?
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>>8214975
No, grow ovaries and talk to girls.
>>8215007
Not going to answer that
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>>8215024
>Not going to answer that
Why not? Do they post here as well?
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>>8211165
Same. I don't want babies and dudes smell and never wash their faces. When I have a girlfriend this whole lesbian thing is awesome like 9/10 great shit would not trade.

When I'm single and it's just me and my loneliness and shitty stereotypes and that uncomfortable otherness feeling that's when I wish I was straight.

But then I hear girls talk about boyfriends and it's this "ew donotwant" feeling so I'm just stuck.
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>>8211165
>Discrimination
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>>8215072
I'm not in a lewd mood and I'm making dinner for my girls. I even bought few damn expensive bottles of red wine.
>they're so spoiled
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>>8215765
Can I join in?
Please, I'm lonely.
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>>8215812
I only made enough for three but you can join us another time! Always nice to have dinner guests
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>girl at new work (nursing) and I getting along
>get kinda possibly gay vibes from her
>she has a dog and kinda hipster look without that hipster attitude
>so very unsure but possible
>could it be that I just wanna hit it?
>most other girls have husbands/babies and won't shut up about them
>not her
>over hear her talk about a boyfriend to another girl
>damn
>welp

>not out to any of these chicks
>don't wanna be, avoid drama and "ew lesbian" shit
>so chicks talking about chik-fil-a and sure yup I will eat there
>I mean no really actually I don't mind it and besides saying no to chickfila will get you flagged as a homo in these here parts
>catch hipster-possible-gay side eying me, says nothing, goes from good mood to bad after
>hmmmm

Idk why I just get the gay vibe from her. I can't help but think she just fake mentioned a boyfriend to pass as straight considering of any of the girls we talk the most and she never brought him up or talks about him at all to other girls unless they ask and all these other straight girls can't shut up about their man even when you never ask. But fuck it. Like I kinda wanna fuck her cause I'm single and desperate in this place but I think I'll just go to a club later and try the old fashion way.
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>>8215852
>you can join us another time!
T-thanks, polyanon. You're very sweet.
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>>8215880
No biggie, I always feel sad for lonely girls and I try to help them if I can ): I can't do much but I try to try.
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>>8215812
If you live in Maine I'll cook dinner for you this weekend
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>>8214756

>using edgy hipster terms like "thoughtcrime"

This is how I know your opinions come from places like 4chan.
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>tfw middle of the night and just returned home
>tfw no gf to cuddle and tuck me in after a long day at work
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How lewd can we post? I just found a pic of my ex's ass and I feel like sharing.
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>>8216768
don't do that. That's wrong.
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>>8216663
Sounds like the times my gf works the 4 to midnight shift. I'm usually asleep and will get her comfy in the bed and cuddle her. I pass out right away and so does she.
>>
another 16 hour shift, coming up
yay me
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>>8216868
You're living the dream, Anon.
I can't wait for the time I come home and have a gf waiting for me there every day.
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>>8216663
Go out and find one tomorrow

>>8216768
You can post butt, just not genitalia or female chest (discrimination!)
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>>8216993
>or female chest (discrimination!)
Actually male chest is censored too if it has tits (tranners), unlike Facebook.

It's tits that are banned, not chest-if-female.

No discrimination.
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>>8216993
>Go out and find one tomorrow

I-I already have someone I want.
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Do real lesbian (as in contrary to male orientated porn) use penetrativ sextoys like dildos, strapons etc? Is is common or uncommon, does it depends on some factors?
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>>8207486
kys
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>>8217021
I'm testing a theory. I think you're in denial.
Regardless, #freethenipple

>>8217034
Go get her.

>>8217231
Some do, some don't. I personally don't care for them.
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>>8217231
real lesbians do everything you normally see in porn, or less, or more. It's pretty varied.
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>>8217231
I have a strap and a few eggs in an old shoe box on a shelf in my closet
considering buying a wand, but they're too big to fit in the toybox
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>>8217231
Bishits do, gold stars don't.
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>>8217312
If the box is the only reason holding you back, I'd say its time for a new and larger toybox.
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>>8217231
My gf and I use them. Most of my gfs in the past were ok with at least trying it. Some love it, some will never try it.
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>>8217328
no, see
if I start buying stuff, I'll never stop
I've spent about $300 in the last month on retro games alone
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>>8217361
Money is hard when you have to earn it yourself instead of getting it from a man.
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>>8217430
>tfw you will never be your wife's walking ATM and buy her lots of expensive useless shit to keep her happy while you work 12 hours a day
Why even live.
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>>8217430
>getting it from a man
I would only accept cash from my father
and only in the most extreme circumstance
like about to lose my apartment or need surgery
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>>8217485
>tfw you will never arrive a bit early from work and find your wife with her bulldyke friend that she met a long time ago at a bar and tell them it's ok and go to a bathroom and masturbate
JUST
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>>8217517
>tfw once they know you're okay with their relationship bulldyke and wife will never invite you to a treesome just to be forgotten 5 minutes in and see up close how bulldyke ravages your wife and go to sleep after orgasm
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>>8217535
>tfw they will never invite you to a threesome again but you refuse and hide in the closet before they start having sex so you can pitfully masturbate to bulldyke pleasuring your wife in ways you could never have done so
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>>8217546
>tfw your wife will never ask you for divorce and take away the cats and most of your money so she can be with bulldyke while you fall into deep depression that ends up with you losing your job and decide to off yourself with auto erotic asphyxiation thinking for the last time how bulldyke is happily fucking your ex-wife and raising your cats and how they are more happy than you will ever be
>>
>>8217568
>>8217546
>>8217535
>>8217517
I see S has some fangirls
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This fantasy went from financing gfs to cuckolding to suicide pretty fast
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>>8216106
I don't, but now I wish I did.

>>8216984
Good luck, McBurger! Don't have too much fun.
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>>8217517
hot, more
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>>8217571
I don't see how this is related to that mentally handicapped retard.

>>8217572
I'm sorry. That's my DEEPDARKFANTASY
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>>8217574
shit, lost track of time
gotta get ready and go
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>>8217594
I just saved your career.
You're welcome.
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tfw when i was an autistic rising normie and i had many gfs before ( even sucked a dude), and now it's been more than 4 years that I don't have a GF!
Pls lord send girlfreind.jpg
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>>8217606
pssh
I don't have to be in until nine
I just like being early
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>>8217640
>purposely being early to work
Weirdo.
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>>8217625
You don't deserve a gf ever, ever again because you're tainted. You especially don't deserve kisses.
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>>8217625
>even sucked a dude
Bislut. Shame on you.
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>>8217659
See who is speaking.
fuck off cunt!
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>>8217671
sorry i meant cucked a dude
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>>8217676
Did he mind though? It's hardly cucking if he's fine with it. I'm bi and my bf is happy for me to mess around with other girls even if he isn't watching.
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>>8217625
Took me over 6 years before I stumbled into my current gf and I wasn't even looking for anything. I'd given up and decided to be forever alone.
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>>8217658
Sometimes the plebs need help
>read as; need to be reminded of the shit that is supposed to be done by the time I clock in
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>>8217683
he wasn't aware do you fuckin know the true meaning of cucked ?, Also GTFO bi-slut cunt !
>>
Cheating does not equal cucking you dumb fucks.
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>>8217683
>it's hardly cucking if he's fine with it
That's literally the only time it's cucking
>>
>>8217701
I'm cis and I'm into girls, why shouldn't I be here?
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>>8217696
so everything is possible? during those 6 years did you thought about your exes or (sometimes it's that exe) and get depressed?
that is the main issue with me like I tell myself you fucked it up before, you don't deserve it and you will not survive an another break-up, that is why I gave up those 4 years.
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>>8217734
Yeah, I was burnt out and depressed after a long-term serious relationship with a girl I traveled hundreds of miles for and moved in with ended up crashing and burning. I thought maybe I wasn't cut out to have a relationship. Then I met my current gf who is much more compatible with me than anyone I've ever dated, and we're still going strong a couple years later.

I think though if this fails, I'm giving up for sure.
>>
had a dream last night i was straight and had a boyfriend, and in the dream it seemed normal. i woke up in a cold sweat with cramp like you wouldn't believe. went back to sleep and dreamed of going down on my gf. all is right with the world
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>watching Imagine Me & You
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Still waiting for austrianon and germanon to come to the US to sit on my face.
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>>8218149
Fuck off Cara!
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>>8218149
Doesn't austria have a private jet?
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>>8218381
Bye~
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lesgen, how big of a red flag is it if your gf can only have sex while shes drunk because "sex is boring and feels like going through the motions"?
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>>8218381
>You will always rely on men, even if you don't truly need a dick.
???
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>>8218864
[citation needed]
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>>8218917
Most discords are shit.
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>>8218933
You really think we just let anyone into our server? You can't see our actual channel without verification. It's to keep males out. Our server is entirely made of females, no way we're letting dudes see our posts and pics.
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>>8218944
Reminder that OP was never verified.
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>>8218961
Verified by yo momma
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>>8218988
No, retard. You don't know what lesbian means. But you won't see our hot lesbian stuff. L8tr loser!
>>
>>8218933
Because we're all in the thread. We can do things at least as well as men and your pathetic example of one discord serve means nothing.
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>>8219066
Prove we can't do anything men can just as well.
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>>8218750
Huge

>>8218802
>>8218892
>>8218919
>>8218944
>>8219008
>>8219091
Dude, stop. Who cares what the Matt thinks. He's a useless, typical 4chan male. You should only care what cute and cool lesbians think about you, like I do.
>>
>>8219110
Let's hear about your business and the time you replaced your own driveway.
>>
>>8219112
Are these people mocking the protesters or something?
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>>8219155
>failure of a man telling women we are failures
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>>8219134
They're wholly serious.
These are typical right-wing young men.
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>>8219182
You were meant to work hard, gift us and hope we let you watch.
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Mfw chilling at superanon's place watching Supergirl. What a wonderful time to be alive
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>>8219226
I've got my girlfriend's strapon for that, thanks.
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>>8219237
>tfw her tits are on pornhub
What a wonderful time to be alive
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>>8219237
rly maeks u
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>>8219237
Who is this superanon you speak of
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>>8219253
>he gets cucked by the system
>he knows his place anyway and keeps working hard to look after the women enjoying fucking each other
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>>8219256
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>>8219233
I knew you would be easily triggered.
Enjoy the attention you get from trolling lesbians, it's the only female attention you're set up to get when you're choosing to send your life down this path.
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Girl<3Girl
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>>8219288
Do you secretly hate having a penis?
I would.
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>>8219288
Go bother the tranners.
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>>8219293
>I would.
how do you know that?

why would it be so bad anyway?
>>
It's okay, Make, you'll find someone, somewhere who sexually objectifies you so you don't have to attention whore on 4chan anymore. Maybe you'll even find a boyfriend.
>>
The shitposter is probably a Matt himself from how envious he sounds.
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Lesbians not only reproduce, but we breed superior children with the unique connection of two mothers to the child. It's the best way to raise a child. History and evolution prove that kids don't need dad's (they usually ran away back then) and a child's connection to the mother runs much deeper. But the current male ego is too fragile to accept reality.
>>
Remember to report the loser. He's avatar fagging and that's against da rules.
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>>8213145
>Okay. Show us half of your face, por favor.
Again Zero incentive to do this.
>>
guys i feel like im being a clingy fuckface and i can't help it.

my gf is on a holiday with her family, and whilst out there she's visiting some local friends.
i don't begrudge her the holiday or any of it, but increasingly im feeling really rubbish every day she's away doing stuff with friends and going out to new places

and like im just feeling forgotten. which is insane because we've been together s year and a half and shes messaging me now and then and shit
but i can't shake it

im slowly going mad and its frustrating as hell
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>>8219727
Ugh. Fine, peeps.
You party pooper.
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>>8219697
>effeminate boys
Effeminate boys are the only good boys.
You should become effeminate.

>>8219707
If men weren't around, all women would be lesbians and therefore highly capable.
>>
>>8219739

How long has she been away?
How much longer will she be gone?
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>>8219770
a couple of weeks total, and she should be back this weekend
that's why i feel so stupid, its barely any time at all but it's hitting me really hard for some reason
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>>8219777
Has she ever given you a reason not to trust her? I mean, are you worried that she will forget about you enough to mess around with other girls? Or are you just upset that she is out having fun while you are not.
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>>8219777
Yeah, you probably base a lot of your social life around her and feel insecure at the thought that she doesn't depend on you socially as much as you depend on her, huh, trips?
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You know, the one good thing about 4chan trolls is they remind me that no matter how terrible women can be, the worst of them are still better than your average male douchebag. It makes me grateful I'm dating women.

>>8219739
You are being a clingy fuckface but that's not unusual with a young girl in a new relationship. Just make sure when she comes back you don't take it out on her. She has done nothing wrong, she'll be happy to see you again, and if you don't whine and complain, it'll be a wonderful reunion together. You'll forget all you felt over the last two weeks.

In the meantime, you should try at least picking up hobbies you can enjoy on your own, so you have fun without having to be attached to her hip. It's enjoyable in the beginning to be super-close, but very tiring if it's constant. All relationships need a little space to breathe.
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>>8219739
You need to get a life.
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I've been rescued
GM called in some other manager from neighboring store to fill in for the other morning shift guy

I'm going to take the hottest shower I can stand and sleep like I'm dead
I might even call in tonight because fuck it
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>>8218149
But Anon, the new semester has just started, I can't just leave my reponsibilities behind to sit on a qt's face.
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>>8218149
>wanting to touch ugly people
Why? What happened that made you so desperate?
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>>8220070
>the new semester has just started
Your semester starts in May? Is it like a summer semester or what?
Our spring semester starts in January while our fall semester starts in August. You know, the civilized way.
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>>8220179
not her but
>Winter semester: October-March
>Summer semester: April-September
in Germany.
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>>8220179
Yeah, it's as >>8220261 said. My actual classes started two weeks ago.
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>>8220261
Do you guys get a month off for winter holidays in December as well?
>Spring semester: January- May
>Glorious summer break: 2nd week of May- 3rd week of August
>Fall semester: August- December
>Glorious winter break: 2nd week of December- 3rd week of January

>>8220286
What are you studying?
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>>8220300
>Do you guys get a month off for winter holidays in December as well?

No, usually just around 10 days during Christmas and New Year's. I'm off from mid-February to mid-April, and mid-July to mid-October. Those times vary a bit though, depending on where you study.

>What are you studying?

East Asian Studies.
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>>8220319
How you holding up with the future unemployment?
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>>8220423
Don't forget I live in Germany and we receive lots of NEET bux here.
Seriously though, I also got a degree in Psychology, and will start working part-time in my favoured field by the end of the year. If everything goes well, I can get a proper job there after graduation.
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>>8220319
Oh, well that doesn't sound too bad. Still sucks you don't get a month off for winter.

>>8220451
>we receive lots of NEET bux here
Really? That's not fair. Trump doesn't give me shit.
>I also got a degree in Psychology
How did you go from psychology to east asian studies?
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OP, new thread soon plz
>pussy for the OP
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>>8220536
We're on page THREE, dipshit.
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>>8220536
>says pussy for the OP
>no pussy for the OP
this is why we don't have nice things
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>>8218961
OP is male so no surprises there.
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>>8220473
I don't mind, we get lots of time off either way.

Merkel also grants students money simply for studying. As long as their parents are poor, at least.
I've always been interested in both Psychology and East Asian history, but figured I'd get a degree in Psychology first, for better job prospects.
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>>8220557
>Psychology
>better job prospects
>>
they made another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQacuOZYXoU
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>>8220473
Psychology isn't actually that good job and there aren't that many openings. Also most of the time all the people have similar problems. Details might very, but always bad parenting, substance abuse and violence because of the lack of emotional control. Also they rarely take any responsibility. I couldn't deal with that shit at all.
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>>8220561
Anon, jobs involving psychology here are severely understaffed, so much that the government considered giving extra money to people who apply for them.
There's an especially great demand for sex therapists, which has the positive side effect of feeling like you actually have a sex life yourself. And planting lesbian ideology into your patients' brains.
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>>8220615
>sex therapists
Okay enjoy giving sex advice to straight people.
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>>8220663
What do you do for work, anony?
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>>8220708
I don't tell men how to give their girlfriends an orgasm for a living.
>>
Reasons to never join law enforcement of private security:
You have to deal with drunken idiot men on daily basis.
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>>8220734
Okay, but what do you do?
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>>8220608
Psychology isn't just psychotherapy. You're right though, many therapists will try to tell you that all your problems stem from your traumatic childhood.

>>8220663
>>8220734
Don't overread the "planting lesbian ideology" part.
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>>8220750
Don't have to join law enforcement to have that experience.
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>>8219739
It sounds like you need something to occupy your time with besides your partner. I recommend listening to history podcasts or baking cakes!
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>>8220955
This. Just going to a bar is enough.
>that amount of straight girls with idiots
I'm not talking about the redpill "jerks get girls"- meme. Just girls with loser boyfriends.
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>>8221049
I worked in a ice cream stand in the summer when I was a teenager, in the afternoon there'd always be a group or two of dudebros showing up drunk wanting weird ice cream types asking me "what do you prefer sweetheart?" and "do you like salami ice cream?"
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>>8221077
Forgot to add pic.
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>>8221082
>bacon and vanilla ice cream
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can't sleep
somebody kill me
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>>8221467
Sleep is for the weak and old, anon.
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>>8221487
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>>8221508
Fight it! Don't be a pussy.
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>>8221552
you are what you eat
but seriously, got out of the shower and have been starring at the ceiling for four hours
>>
>>8221577
>you are what you eat
Kek. Silly anon.

I don't know what to tell you, bby. Usually when I'm having sleeping, I get up and workout. But that's because I have my own personal gym in my garage, so it's convenient. I workout until I'm exhausted. It usually does the trick.
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>>8221082
Jesus Christ
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>>8221734
You know you want some.
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>>8221233
>>8221734
How 'bout some crispy oily goodness then?
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>>8221829
What the hell is that? Chicken flavored ice cream?
>>
I have student sauna party today. I'm going in with my new underwear.
>studying engineering has never been better
>>
>>8221881
What does studying engineering have to do with a sauna party?
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>>8221881
>sauna
>underwear
Aren't you supposed to be naked in there?
>>
>>8221893
Engineering tradition where I live.
>>8221897
Yes but it gives me confidence and who knows, perhaps I bring a qt back home.
>>
>>8221902
>perhaps I bring a qt back home.
For what? Just to break her heart afterwards?
>>
>>8221939
Nono, just casual
>>
>>8220536
It will be done today, but moreso in the evening. I'm gonna be away from my computer all day. But I love you.
>pussy for the OP
>No pussy
I'm laughing but my heart hurts.
>>
Remind that Asian girls > white girls
>no subhumans
>>
Haluan naida arabitytyä, joka on muslimi
>>
>>8222703
Allah akbar and snibeti snab to you too.
>>
>>8220542
the waiting until page 10 rule is fucking dumb. literally no one else does it, who gives a shit just make a new fucking thread already
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>>8222111
l-love you too, senpai.
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>>8221978
So, did you manage to get one to go home with you?
>>
>>8223088
I'm drunk af but I managed to get a number. It's something, right?
>>
I'm eating like hell and I cry to just about everything. Also my period is late but I've never even kissed a guy, much less had sex with a subhuman man. C-Could it be possible that i'm pregnant?
>literally crying right now
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>>8223109
Better than coming home empty handed!
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>>8223148
Clearly you're giving birth to the next Jesus.
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>>8220750
But anon, you get to wear a uniform that no doubt gets you a mountain of qts!
>>
>>8223148
>C-Could it be possible that i'm pregnant?
Of course. You are going to give birth to a new baby Jesus. Congrats, anon.
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>>8223148
Anon, it's probably just a sign your period is coming soon. Geez.

/pats you on the back gently
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>>8223159
>>8223166
Hell no! I didn't go trough all those tormenting Catholic family gatherings just to end up as the next bitch to god.
>>8223172
Oh no! Someone bring me a weighted blanket or a qt to cuddle with
>>
>>8222931
The whole website does it you retarded newfag.
>>
>>8223160
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRYHpxQAJT3/?taken-by=helsinkipoliisi&hl=fi

I don't know if you can see that, but I really like the way Finnish cops dress. Especially the female officers.
>>
>>8222703
Please type in English, you terrorist.
>>
>>8223148
>I'm eating like hell and I cry to just about everything.

Oh yeah, that's me shortly before starting my period.
Also constant horniness.

>tfw pretty low sex drive usually
>tfw masturbate several tims daily before period starts
>tfw no gf to take care of my needs
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>>8223264
This but mother fucking lesbian goddess the horniness after period. I swear I'm the biggest slut in existence.
>I would bang an autistic and ugly NEET against a wall
>without second thought
>>
>>8223264
I'm the exact same way. Lucky my period only last 3-4 days. I feel bad for those girls with periods that last over a week. My suffering is only minimal compared to others.
>>
>>8223283
Hello. 6/10 (in the right light with the right filters and angles) Asian girl here. Where should I stand?
>>
>>8223318
What kind of Asian?
>>
>>8223339
Half dog-eater. Half chink.
>>
>>8223344
Aren't those the same thing?
>>
>>8223344
Yeah, you might want to work on those self-loathing issues of yours.

>wanting to have sex with the desperate ugly virgins roaming the thread
>calling yourself a dog-eater and a chink
>>
>>8223349
Practically. One prides itself on making exploding cellphones. The other steals the plans and makes everything else explode + cause cancer.
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Yeah, I recall innocently riding the bus during my period last month, and all of a sudden I was imagining a gurl riding me.
I also spent pretty much all of May Day at home masturbating, whilst feeling the increasing need to stuff my face in some vagina.

>>8223298
Same. I also don't have cramps or anything, and I noticed the horniness/crying/weird eating habits developed throughout the last two years or so. Prior to that I felt pretty normal, I think, or maybe it was because I was busier and didn't realize it as much.

>>8223318
You can line up in my queue, bby.
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>>8223362
Whoops, I was dumb and erased my reply to >>8223283.
>>
>>8223219
I'll be your weighted blanket ;)
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>>8223358
I would have sex with any woman. It's not self-loathing. To do so. I call myself those terms because I'm not bothered by them. People understand what they mean.
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>>8223318
Post your face without filter
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>>8223410
People also understand what Korean and Chinese mean, but anyway you definitely have issues so good luck with them if you're not trolling.
>>
>>8223362
>all of a sudden I was imagining a gurl riding me.
When I find myself bored at work, I tend to daydream about fugging the qt receptionist. I'll sit there deep in thought about her. Sometimes a coworker will notice and ask me what I'm thinking about. I just laugh it off and say nothing.
I can't help it, y'know.
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>>8223452
Wanna describe Receptionist Qt to us?
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>>8223430
Someone is a prickly pear.

>>8223420
Hahaha
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>>8223490
>prickly pear
Those taste really good, ever had some?
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>>8223495
Naw. The analogy I hope imparted a rough and troubled exterior, with a tasty inside. I like vagina.
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>>8223478
>Argentinian
>light brown hair and hazel eyes
>about 5'5"
>nice boobs that I yearn to bury my face in
>likes to wear tight fitting dress pants that make her ass look amazing

I'm pretty sure she is straight. She's just a fun distraction for me when I get bored.
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>tfw on period
>tfw might meet fling on Friday
>tfw she will certainly ask me whether I want to spend the night at her place to fug

H-How can I subtly tell her that I wouldn't mind touching her but am on my period and don't want to be touched anywhere near my vagina?
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>tfw no cute gf with glasses
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>>8223622
Tell her you have genital herpes.
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>>8223622
Just tell her it's that time of the month. Nbd. If she's a mature adult female she presumably will understand.
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>>8223684
She's trying to get laid, not scare her away.
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>taking finals
>crush tells me she doesn't care anymore about grades
>she's gonna draw dicks on the essay portion and not going to try
>she's so cute but immature

My crush is so nice to me and I genuinely love being around her/being her friend, but I keep forgetting she's straight. I've been deluding myself that *maybe* I have a chance with her. Am thinking of telling her how I feel cause I like her that much, but I want to stay closeted and I'm scared she'll reject me/stop being friends... Heartbreaking
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>>8224078
At this point just kill yourself, dude.
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>>8224078
Are you in high school? It sounds like you are in high school, faggot.
>>
>coach pushes me to get on a anavar
>"but coach, anavar is expensive and often fake. I don't want to end up taking winstrol or worse"
>no no I have a lab tested source you need this you absolutely need this I'll take care of it
>"ok"
>3 week cycle two months ago
>hair now falling out

I know what this is. I know it's temporary. I know my hair will grow back for the most part. But ffffuuuuuuuuuck if this doesn't suck the largest of asses. It's a delayed onset thing and it's probably already fixing itself but c'mon.
>>
>>8224658
You're turning into a ghoul
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New new new new new
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