Cis LesGen

>>8178918
>Recent News
why do you always pick the most irrelevant bits and ignore the relevant ones

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>>8178918
God how much I miss that old piece of shit uniform ;__;

>>8178948
What's "relevant" to you, in this fucking general lesbian thread.

>OP
>implying that a mindless beta RACIST girl with obviously some serious mental problems, who is ruling a discord server like a tool to release over everybody (even screened cis members) her tyranny bitterness and frustration for being such a deception toward her Christian conservative parents: "cute".
She is doing more harm than good for the cis lesbian cause, just with the impression that she is giving with her lack of objectivity and impartiality without mentioning her rude and obnoxious attitude.
you can call me tranny if you want to comfort yourself, but just letting you know; I'm not the only one who think the same.

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>>8178882
I'm not affraid. I never experienced such things but i know it won't happen.

>>8178883
Bring it on.

>>8178959
I think that anon wants you to mention the shitposting that goes on here in the recent news. Either way, ignore them. They're just trying to get you worked up.

>>8178959
Why are you so aggressive over a simple question? People weren't joking about your mental issues

>>8178995
Not her, but what else did you want included in the recent news? All of that seemed fine...

>>8179026
I'm not the anon who asked that.

>>8178995
Is "fucking" too aggressive? Sorry. Must have been a shock for you.

>>8178981
I know what he wants. It's petty, but that's just what happens with y chromosomes.

Can we just get along just for once?

>>8179050
That's what I'm saying, familia.

>>8179050
They always show up in the new edition because "their thread" is dead. We'll be fine.

>>8179058
Well Peeps, you always beat >clg.
So you should feel proud about yourself.

>>8179058
is it eye posting hour?

>>8179082
No. Post your boobs with a timestamp instead. Make us happy for once, anon.

>>8179092
B-But posting your boobs is way too lewd, that would make me a sloot

>>8179098
Yea, but I had a rough day at work and seeing your boobs will make me feel better.

>>8179050
Tell OP to take her meds then.

>>8179073
Wait they're different posters?

>>8179107
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
Just imagine I'm hugging you and patting your head.
I don't have much to see anyway even if I wanted to post them.

>>8179114
Yeah. Some other anon repost her peeps in every thread to troll her.

>>8179121
But that's not the >clg poster?

>>8179154
No. Peeps and >clg are different anons. I assume. >clg anon is a European LoL player. I'm not sure who the anon that keeps reposting peeps is. Whoever it is, they must be having a giggle right now.

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I really want to fug my qt but I'm stuck at work for at least another week, and I don't even know if she'll have time immediately afterwards.

>>8179195
I'm gonna start calling her a euro mobadyke.

>>8179268
She only posts depressed hotshot tho.

>>8178918
got my credit limit upped so i can afford flights to make it back to the US for my own wedding after being stuck with my parents for 5 months after having to fly back to the old country for my 100 year old granny's funeral (she died on her birthday, was a real downer on the party)

i'm ecstatic i might get a proper 4th of July (and try some of my mom in law's amazing bbq), i get to try out the new toys my gf got me for my birthday still wrapped up in our house (magic waaaaand), i get my gf and our wedding oh lawdy, but i mean dang i've missed my partner so bad, but its gonna be a hella good summer

>>8179336
Where are you from?

>>8179336
Are we invited to your wedding, anon? Or are you just mentioning your wedding to make us all jelly?

>>8179345
Britbongistan. I like to call it 'the old country' because it makes me feel more old timey American immigrant and i'm a slut for Americana

>>8179349
no-one is invited, its private ceremony with me and my partner but theres gonna be a garden party after thats all Brit styled (gf is an Anglophile) where there will be cakes and triangle cut sandwiches and tea and all that gubbins

>>8179362
Ah so you got a K1 visa?

>>8179362
>tfw brit and love that kind of garden party but barely get to attend them

>>8179367
i need to be married for a visa, i have a waiver and stay 3 months, leave, work and save in the uk, quit my job, fly out, stay 3 months repeat ad infinitum but i had to leave 2 months early in my stay during the holidays when my granny died and it used up all my money. its hard for me and my partner. once we're married we can finally be together i hope

>>8179214
Is she so busy that she doesn't have an hour to spare upon your return to fug?

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Uniforms are the best. It's cute how varied female school uniforms are in Japan.

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>>8178918
>"16 April, 2007. A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul."

That is so cute.

>>8179484
>tfw lesgen has a resident lolicon

Cute.

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>clg

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Just for the school uniforms alone it's worth to visit Japan. I would like to do a several month school uniform tour from north to south, watch cute schoolgirls commute in the mornings and return home in the evenings, trying to not get caught taking creepshots, appreciating those legs, that cuteness, that youth.

>>8179484
>It's cute how varied female school uniforms are in Japan.
What are your faves!

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It's a bit sad murrikan pop culture killed school uniforms in my country. Now all public schools wear the same ugly-ass gray with green uniform and private schools don't even have uniforms anymore.

And I'm not really a lolicon. I don't see little girls sexually as far as I know.

>>8179425
Uh, ok. Good luck with immigration.

>>8179511
You're late.

>>8179595
those uniforms are pretty ugly desu

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>>8179590
I think my absolute favorite is this one, even beating the black with red collar winter-style serafuku which I regard really high. I think this uniform is from Kumamoto Gakuen but I'm not a hundred percent sure. I have more of it so I will gather evidence.

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>>8179661
I really like the winter one. The other one not so much though.

And well, after googling a bit I think it's safe to say this uniform is indeed from Kumagaku.

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>>8179691
Looks very AESTHIC in filters.

>>8179669
Christ, what is it with you people and Sailor Moon?

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This one looks pretty anime-like.

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Not sure if this is real but nanchatte kinda look tacky on real people. Most of the time you can tell it's fake, probably because most girls follow the same style.

>>8179595
>It's a bit sad murrikan pop culture killed school uniforms in my country.
They'll always exist in photos and art. Which western-style school uniforms do you like?

Why do you like the uniforms if it's not sexual?

>>8179622
I was playing league all night!

>>8179464
Hopefully she has the time, I just don't want to inconvenience her.

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I will stop here, my folder is too big and I don't want to overwhelm anyone with autism.

I like other types of uniforms too, especially anything characteristically masculine because it's extra cute when girls wear it, like military uniforms. Too bad I only have 2D of that.

>>8179737
>Which western-style school uniforms do you like?
If you're talking about school ones, I like the ones associated with private yuropoor/brit schools. They look pretty classy.

>Why do you like the uniforms if it's not sexual?
It looks cute/cool. I also have desire to wear them myself, so I don't think it's sexual, just a bit, but not on little girls. I'm just not really attracted sexually to little girls, I can't explain why. I don't have a problem with pedos though.

Please for the love of god! Stop posting weaboo shit guys!

>>8179782
>weaboo
>japanese people = "weaboo" shit

Ok tumblr.

>>8179614
thanks its looking pricey and complex but at least i'll be getting some inheritance later in the year to pay for a immigration lawyer and to go towards a big 'proper' wedding with friends and family invited in a few years time when we renew our vows. i have no real skills lol, i pick up short term temp admin, childcare and waitressing work, no way i'm smart or skilled enough for anything other than a K3 spousal visa, i'm just a smiling lump of binge eating, cramps, and leather. basically the most disappointing mail order trophy wife

>>8179759
>I like the ones associated with private yuropoor/brit schools. They look pretty classy.
I asked that hoping for you to post samples, but you're stopping...

I like cute girls in masculine clothes too.

>I also have desire to wear them myself, so I don't think it's sexual, just a bit,
It can still be sexual even when it's yourself!

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>tfw no obese gf with a talking vagina

>>8179669
kawaii af

>>8179807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZx5zfkG6oU

>>8179803
I'm using a VPN because I'm banned so googling pics and uploading is painfully slow, and I don't think I have any western uniforms in my computer. If my IP changes I will post some though.

>I like cute girls in masculine clothes too.
Yes. I think suits are the best after formal military uniforms.

>It can still be sexual even when it's yourself!
Sadly I don't think that's my case. Not like I wouldn't want to have sex in some sort of uniform someday, but it's not a big fetish of mine.

>>8179807
This was too cringy. Also fuck you /pol/ fuckers for spamming this shit all over /sci/. The racist and sexist IQ threads are better and less annoying.

>>8179793
If you actually plan on getting an immigration lawyer in any case, you sure you don't want to look into the k1 visa?
It's the shortest one to obtain (I think the cheapest one too) and it feels like it would be less of a headache to get a fiancé visa, you wouldn't have to prove that you spontaneously decided during one of your trips to marry someone.

That's what I plan to do in any case, also you don't have to be smart nor skilled to go through it. Especially if you plan to have a lawyer helping out. The biggest thing is that you'll have to prove that you met during the past 2 years (easy for you) and that you have a legit relationship (so go wild with the pictures, letters, etc).

>>8179849
Painful to watch, not funny.

>>8179862
>Sadly I don't think that's my case.
Sad because you'd enjoy making it sexual? This makes me really curious about what is the nature of your love of them.

>>8179886
Maybe you'll like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_pi8yBaooQ

>>8179956
Well why not.
>This makes me really curious about what is the nature of your love of them.
Why do you think there should only be one reason as to why I like uniforms? I already told you, it's because I find them cute/cool, I would like to wear some myself, and sometimes is also sexual (though they do not make me go crazy in this aspect).

>>8179983
What the fuck is this awful shit.

>>8179868
oh we got shit load of that. is K1 the one you apply for via a i-130? i think yeah we're going with that because k3 can take a long time. we send each other care packages with candy and love letters every few weeks, flower deliveries and presents for birthdays if we can't be there, plus we take photos when we are together so yeah we've got a lil case file of love going on ^^

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>>8179862
Personally, I'm a fan of a tie worn a little casually (not sloppy or slutty) with an unbuttoned jacket or a cardigan. Good color scheme and pattern. Tasteful skirt, not too long or short.

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On a fait un discord chouette pour une communautè cis lesbienne francophones.
Venez ! Rien que pour le shitposting en fr! En plus on est tres acceuillant et gentilles!
>link : https://discord.gg/3Ry8yaE

>>8178918
When will the glorious day of the rope come? Are you looking forward to it? I am.

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>>8180045
This one. My gf and I have a lot of proof too. We'll have to sift through and pull out the really embarrassing things.

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>>8180112
Reported, leave op alone!
and don't forget to report this fag guys !

I hope this doesn't sound totally sick since we had fewer rights and all, but anyone else miss the old days when there was still a sense of sisterhood?

MtTs were extremely rare and not in our faces about why we're not dating them. Buffy and Revolutionary Girl Utena were THE shows to watch. We'd socialize on the phone or catch up in person instead of texting/Facebook...

>>8180182
go to bed grandma

>>8180182
Yeah, I remember <3
you forget about MSN messenger :)
this new generation is so fucked up anon

>>8180182
You could go back to that sense of sisterhood if you got a rope and hung yourself.

>>8180182
>>8180204
And I remember when no one owned a cell phone so you had to use a landline or pay phone, everyone used AOL and the gayest shows for women to watch were Xena and Sailor Moon.

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>>8180112
>>8180160
>>8180226
Report and Hide this fag guy!

>>8180239
haha well I'm not that old anon

>>8180257
You can not stop me spreading the word of god. The day of the rope will come.

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>>8179511
>>8179738
There you are, euro mobadyke. When will you stop this masochistic behavior?

>>8180272
bark! Bark little doggy!

>>8180182
we had fewer rights in the 90's?

>>8180307
I don't quite understand what you mean? Am I suppose to be offended? Listen here faggot I'm not mentally ill and on the day of the rope I wont be hung like you.

>>8180274
No, I have fun.

>>8180327
Peeps always beats you >>8179058

>>8180037
Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. Just finding something so cute without it being sexual too felt odd. Did you get to wear one as a girl?

>>8180093
I like that too, although the socks look a bit off in your pic. I prefer when it's a skirt and blouse like that and >>8179717 and not a dress.

>>8180345
I wasn't aware it's a competition.

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>>8180434
>Just finding something so cute without it being sexual too felt odd
Ehh, really? I'm often sexually attracted to cute but there are cases where I'm not, like with plushies. I just can't find myself sexually attracted to a really cute dog plushie or something.

>Did you get to wear one as a girl?
Yeah, but not cute ones. Also as a little girl I fucking hated uniforms because I had to wear a skirt and tuck my shirt. I think the only time I enjoyed my uniform was in a certain school during Mondays when I had to wear a tie. To be honest if not for Chinese cartoons I would probably be butch now. Cute Japanese culture made me like cute things in myself too, and because I like cute girls sometimes I want to be cute too. Too bad I'm too boyish for that so I just feel awkward.

On a related note, female uniforms with ties are fucking God-tier. They look cool and gallant. Being handled by the tie by a cute girl, or doing that to her, maybe slight choking too. Yes, that's good stuff.

>>8180818
>Ehh, really? I'm often sexually attracted to cute but there are cases where I'm not, like with plushies.
You're right, there is a cute I'm not attracted to, like cute animals, but there's not many things I feel that about. Mostly for me cute and adorable feels romantic.

>Also as a little girl I fucking hated uniforms because I had to wear a skirt and tuck my shirt.
But now you like uniforms despite that? That's nice at least, that they didn't put you off for life!

>Too bad I'm too boyish for that so I just feel awkward.
It can't be that bad! A cute uniform always helps you be cute!

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>>8180929
>But now you like uniforms despite that?
Yup, thanks to years of hikking it up, anime and /jp/

>It can't be that bad! A cute uniform always helps you be cute!
Yeah well, I'm not really attractive or cute to begin with, and my mannerisms are really masculine, so I don't think I can appear cute for long.

>>8180967
>I'm not really attractive or cute to begin with,
Aww...

>and my mannerisms are really masculine,
I can't really imagine a girl dressed cute being able to ruin it by mannerisms. How so?

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>>8181046
>How so?
It's probably something other people can be potentially put-off by. I don't really care though, I just want to feel comfortable when I sit/walk/speak.

>>8181081
Does it stop you feeling comfortable? Don't let it! What are the mannerisms?

>>8180587
It is and you are losing.
Post your highest mastery level champs.

>>8181553
...the Fed isn't going to identify you by looking for a lesbian with boyish mannerisms.

I actually thought you were a likely tranner from the uniform thing at first.

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>>8181617
I need sleep and yuri.

I till think you're a tranny.

>>8181667
>I till think you're a tranny.
You're posting anime girl reaction images...

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>>8181674
It's not my fault faggot trannies hijacked anime.

I'm seriously pissed off about that. If I ever meet a faggot tranny mixing trannies and yuri I'm fuckin gkilling the faggot nigger right there.

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>all this anime
I thought I was in the wrong thread for a second.

>>8181723
Don't be put off, keep enjoying the anime hon.

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>>8181752
You and your kind will soon be put off from your suffering Mr. Freak.

Now if you excuse me I need to rest after a hard day of doing nothing.

>>8181804
Confirmed NEET tranner.

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>>8181815
We will settle this tomorrow, or not, you cheeky cunt. Let me sleep already.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I HATE TRANNIGERS SO FUCKING MUCH.

>>8181837
Sweet uniformed dreams!

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>>8181848
Yes, yes, whatever. Just stop replying

I just realized I never posted my beloved winter black serafuku with red collar. I think this is it, but thumb is too small for me to make it out. Fuck GNU/Linux.

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>>8181867
That wasn't quite the one. I don't like that style as much as this one (left).

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The white stripped ones are good too. in fact I think they are the best. That combination of black/red/white is just perfect.

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>>8180094
>French Fries

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I feel like such a normie
only weebshit I ever had time for was dragon ball
>so hype for fem broly, you have no idea

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>>8179073
>>8180345
FYI I am peeps... or at least the eyes, and I don't post them. Somone posts my eyes every time, but it isn't me. I also thought clg was the same memer that was posting my peep balls.

>>8182109
>broly with a vagoo

I could probably masturbate to that.

I'm designing all the murrsuits I want. One of them is gonna be a slutty hard femme shark with big titties and a long tail.

>>8182119
Are you from europe as well?

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>>8179706
Haruka is bae
That's pretty much it
Also ~**friendship**~

>>8178918
>my gf's on period made into recent news

>>8182188
Nope.

what is the lesbian discord like?
is it even real?
is it really filled with lesbians?

>>8182459
/clg/ has a lot of witch hunts in our discord, and that leads to people being afraid to post. There are plenty of trannies hiding among them anyway. The whole thing is a pretty big joke.

>>8182526
How many people are active there now?
I haven't browsed since supergirl was dating the nazi in ancient times.

>>8182272
Can't your gfs still fug you without you having to reciprocate?

>>8182436
Do you like that your peeps get posted in every thread?

>>8182570
>Do you like that your peeps get posted in every thread?
I don't honestly know how I feel about it lol. Initially it bothered me, but I have just gotten used to it at this point. Still a little creepy.

>>8182591
I wanna lick your eyebolls.

>>8182681
>_>

>>8182756
That anon gave you a complement. Don't be mean, peeps. Say thanks.

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>>8182681
I guess

>>8181089
>Does it stop you feeling comfortable? Don't let it! What are the mannerisms?
Could you sound anymore trans? Just wondering.

>>8182459
it's pretty active and fun, we mostly shitpost some jokes or memes.
Also Drama free unlike the actual 4chan threads, i let you guess why...

don't listen to this bitter fag he is probably one of the trannies that we spotted>>8182526

>>8181674
>>8181723
I've hated this assumption for a long time. Most of the lesbians originally came here to this board from /u/ and we have folders of lots of yuri girls we can't use because only 3D pics and normie convo is ok here. And even then it's nothing like real life. No one talks about CIS or masculine mannerisms or any of that. We say women, tomboy, butch if we even talk about it at all.
I'm tired of gay clubs (which are getting more and more invaded by hets) and the completely shallow convos you have yelling over blaring music, but at least it's real.
I'm still check in because few girls IRL even know what yuri is and I'm too lazy to go out all the time.
Why are the rest of you still here?

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Which one are you?

>>8183060
Is austrianon in the discord? I'll consider joining if she is there because she is totally NOT my /clg/ crush.

>>8183073
I have no friends irl. I consider you ppl my friends. I mean, some of you are more fucked up than others, but I still love ya. Plus, I've been here forever and coming here is a set habit of mine.

>>8183073
>Most of the lesbians originally came here to this board from /u/
Completely agree with everything you said, and this part especially since it seems that many people in this thread are new on 4chan and they need to be aware of this.

>>8183081
nope, she is not :/
but you can join anyway, the discord created a lot of couples.

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>>8183073
weeaboos should be nuked desu.
At least try to not spam the thread with that shoddy lame art!
Like since you came it's full of it! restrain yourself a little and show us something more interesting than your love for fictional Japanese cartoon girls maybe some anons girls will finally found the pure beauty in you In spite of your shitty taste.

>>8183197
>read the pastebin
>"leave autism at the door"
>my autism will follow me to my death
>voice interview with my spanish accent and nervous stutter
Thanks, anon. I think I'll stay here. ;_;

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>>8183088
>Plus, I've been here forever and coming here is a set habit of mine.

Same, I've been on here ever since the board was created.
I do like that /clg/ can get a bit blogpost-y at times. It's the only general I can think of that allows it, I like to do it myself sometimes, and I love hearing about other people's stories about qts.

>>8183220
I had that picture in a book as a child. I loved it so much and it was one of the first times I felt really attracted to a girl.

>>8183226
nah "autism at the door" she was just memes joking by that, and we have a lot of nationalities I passed even with my fucked up french accent and my messy English.

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>>8183220
Nah, fuck off newfag.

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>>8183341
really illustrate us your intellectual level and how obnoxious you can be with that weeb autism.
Fuck off

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>tfw bad case of yellow fever and no yellow people in my area

>>8183386
>tfw have a fling going on with an azn

>>8183220
Since I came? Well I've been visiting off/on here for years since LGBT board started and I rarely post any image. I rarely post period.

>>8180818
>On a related note, female uniforms with ties are fucking God-tier. They look cool and gallant. Being handled by the tie by a cute girl, or doing that to her, maybe slight choking too. Yes, that's good stuff.
Fucking this.
I petitioned for my catholic school to let girls wear ties and/or pants in fifth grade. Got a lengthy amount of signatures too but the principal said she admired my activism but that the uniform wasn't changing. My teacher was fine with me occasionally stealing one of my friend's ties and wearing it during lunch and recess. It just really pulled the outfit together. And girls tugging on the tie to get my attention was definitely a bonus

>>8182570
Well, kind of yes, they could. But I don't want any of it right now.

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>>8183824
>And girls tugging on the tie to get my attention was definitely a bonus
MUH

Quickly, someone! Post pics of Korean and Japanese legal qt's. Not like the underage school-uniform wearing little girls this butch chick keeps spamming here. You can't continuously have an obsession for schoolgirl uniforms (it's always sexual, stop lying), keep posting and talking about little schoolgirls and not have pedo tendencies. Be real with yourself.

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There's a new Frozen thread on /u/, praise the Goddess.

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>>8183953
Hey hey hey, firstly I'm not butch. Secondly you're the one sexually obsessed with it, projecting it on me this hard. And thirdly I'm really not a pedo, I'm just not attracted to no hips no boobs no legs and kid psyche. If she was like 11 and looked 20 and was more mature than me then I would hit it, but that's very fucking rarely the case, I don't think I have ever seen someone like that.

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>>8183953
Enjoy some South Korean police officer. My gf and I were talking about the Overwatch Officer D.Va skin the other day and we ended up searching for images.

>mom always complained about how butch/tomboyish I was as a kid
>rooming with two butch girls
>somehow the femme one now
This is bizarre. I suppose I'm tomboy femme or chapstick now because I occasionally wear dresses. But it's still strange

>>8184061
That's cool, I don't care if you're butch or not. I wouldn't call myself the sexually obsessed one, though. Also, I don't think it's ever appropriate to hit an 11 year old, no matter how mature she is or looks. But, no hard feelings, I shouldn't have called you a pedo like that in such an abrupt manner. Cheers.

>>8184182
Asian QT for real.

>>8184029
I don't understand the obsession with this kid's movie. Someone please explain.

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>>8184285
>cute protagonists
>male love interest not the main focus
>actually turns out to be a huge dick
>"true love" turns out to be between the sisters instead of Anna and Hans/Kristoff
>good music
>spawned a metric fuckton of cute pictures and fanfiction
>Disney marketing department loves yuri

hey lesgen, any of you have experience with guns?

>>8184390
Yeah. My dad is an avid hunter and I've been coming along a few times, and to the range too. I don't have any myself (you need a license for handguns here and my whore of a therapist thought migraines and firearms don't go well together) but I have an interest in guns I'd say.

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>>8184419
cool cool, do you know anything about tiny 22 pistols? this thing looks like a fisher price version of a pea shooter, it's so dinky. I'm wondering how lethal its shots would be? like would one straight to the head even kill someone? just curious really.

pic related

I promise that I'll try to become a cop at this rate.
>getting tired of my studies

>>8184390
Yeah, when I was in the army reserves I was a sharpshooter with an m16 and m4. I was pretty decent with a few different handguns too, but haven't owned one for a while now. I'm fine carrying around pepper spray for protection. Most asshole behavior only requires deterrence not a death sentence, imho.

>>8184310
Austra is that you trying to convert the rest of clg into Frozen loving lesbians?

>>8184390
>CIA trying to find out if lesbians use guns

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>>8184453
A .22 is definitely enough to kill you, but it won't necessarily be fatal immediately (not that bigger calibers would have to be). The whole "bounces around in your head" thing is a meme, a. 22 can kill you, definitely. It's also a classic "woman caliber" I suppose.

>>8184484
I'm not trying to convert anyone, but if it happens, all the better.

>>8184495
I've heard a shot to the head can be survived and just cause brain damage, how likely do you think that is?

>cakefic ref
oh the good old days

>>8184419
Would you do it? Would you commit sodoku if had a gun readily available?

>>8184502
Planning on killing yourself, anony? Scared of failing?

>>8184502
You can basically survive anything unless you go the Cobain route. Sure, if you shoot someone Dirty Harry style, he might more likely be dead than if you do it with a 22, but that doesn't mean 22 headshots don't still likely resort in death. CNS damage is no joke.

>>8184507
No. Not having a gun isn't what's keeping me alive - and that being said I have easy access to various firearms of my father's, anyway.

>>8184519
maybe and no

>>8184525
yeah I figure gunshot wounds to anywhere important would end in death just due to blood loss alone, if nothing else, but bleeding out with a bullet in your skull would be pretty painful and shitty, wouldn't it? I'm kinda wondering about the speed of the whole process. instant would be preferable.

>>8184525
What's keeping you alive then? Your sis?

>>8184539
Why do you want to leave me, anon? There is already a shortage of lesbians.

>>8184539
Rarely anything is "instant", but damage to the CNS is blowing your lights out pretty quickly. Few seconds.
For suicide, a 22 isn't the greatest idea really. Sure it's possible but this is something you'd rather be really sure about. Long gun, with shot. 12 gauge preferably.
But also, don't kill yourself. Statistically most suicidees (suiciders?) who survive their first attempt don't try again. Only 7% actually die by suicide.

>>8184555
You girls, of course.
But yes, my family, most importantly my sister. I'm not constantly unhappy, just constantly in pain. And I'm still hoping against hope that somehow, someday I will be pain free.
And I'm a rich white girl, I really don't have any right offing myself with twenty.

Reminder that soldier lesbians deserve all the pussy during their time off.

>>8184718
Male soldiers deserve some too.

>>8184591
well, fuck. it's the only gun I have :c

the ones who were successful probably don't regret it though.

>>8184718
Yes.

>>8184783
Wrong.

>>8184785
How'd you know, though? If most people who try to kill themselves don't try it again, that means non-suicide is vastly preferable to suicide even to suicidal people.

>>8184811
because only the hardcore niggas who really try get shit done right. also they can't regret it because they're dead.

>>8184811
Don't be sexist Austria. Pussy for all.

>>8184829
I suppose so. In the end I don't know your life.

>>8184877
no one will miss me

>>8185043
I would miss you anon.
Plus, y'know, family.

>>8185068
you don't even know me

and my family would get over it

>>8184718
Correct.

>>8184783
Male-entitlement is a disease. The y chromosome is a plague. The only they deserve is death.

>>8185110
The only you deserve is some grammar lessons.

>>8185102
They might, but you don't know that. It'll still cause immeasurable grief.

>>8185148
yeah but I won't be around to deal with it

i will have no worries ever again :-Ddd

>>8185116
Posting on mobile can be a pain. Doesn't change the fact y chromosomes should be exterminated.

>>8185180
Are you a weeb? Only do it if you're a weeb.

>>8185185
n

Hey can I get feedback on something lesbian related? I'll greentext it to make it easier to read
>be me
>be lesbian but also literal diagonsed autist (aspie)
>go on dating site and meet girl
>talk to her for a bit about neutral normal topics
>she suddenly blocks me half way through a conversation
>wtf?
>I make a second account and message her on there asking if she accidentally blocked me
>she says yes but then says I was pushy and creepy for messaging her on another account
>not sure what I was supposed to do
>now she is super annoyed/freaked out
>my friends I've mentioned this to think i have bad boundaries and that that was creepy
>spaghetti everywhere
What do? I've given up on the girl after she said I was creepy, but how do I prevent this from happening again/freaking other girls out?

>>8185185
Are you the ugly gap toothed thing?

>>8185249
We're definitely not getting the whole story here, what did you say?

>>8185272
>ugly
Wrong again. Reminder that it's ok to hate males. In fact, it is essential. If you ever come across a male child - get rid of it.

>>8185284
I don't have the messages but when we were first talking before she blocked me,we were literally discussing chocolate, and hobbies (very banal stuff)
Then in my message to her on the other account I said:
Hey I was just wondering if you accidentally blocked me on my other account. (name of account here)?
I was the one who started talking to you about chocolate and books, and I was really enjoying our conversation. I was really surprised that you'd blocked me, and I was just wondering if that was deliberate (but I hope not) and why if so?
Thanks
[Anon]
and after that she called me creepy and pushy

>>8185272
Nope, that's me.

>>8185307
It's not so much what you did wrong as her probably finding someone else she'd rather talk to. You most likely didn't alarm her. Maybe she was bored with the convo, didn't feel you two clicked.
I'm not sure how block works on your dating site but if it only blocks IM, write her a note. Or at least wait a day for her to respond back. if she wants to talk to you, she'll figure out pretty soon that you're accidentally blocked. The only mistake you made probably is creating the account too quickly to try and talk to her. Maybe she's been stalked before and it freaked her out. Don't assume she's a normal girl either, she may have issues of her own.

>>8185249
just don't do that again, fucking retard

>>8185180
>trying to take the pussy way out
No, anon. You are staying here and suffering with the rest of us. You don't just get to leave.

>>8183077
>tfw soft, smooth, qt innie

>>8183077
definitely on the right but that's because i never had "real" sex before

>>8185316
Hey austria, are you a virgin?

>>8185371
yes I do, I have a :gun:
and i figured out how to use it

>>8181723
this. As a lesbian who's kind of a weeb, I have a lot of yuri imagery but trannies ruined it and if you post 2D or talk about animu you get called a tranny.
We're on a chinese cartoon board, litteraly everyone posts anime reaction images, come on!

>>8185414
>thinking that having 'real' sex will convert you from an innie to an outie
Are you a guy or are you just trolling? Surely you are not this stupid.

>>8185419
Like, if I have a hymen? Nope.
I've been intimate with a girl before, if you mean that.

>>8185441
I...I don't have much knowledge about sex. I thought that maybe it had an impact on how your v zone looked like? I was wrong apparently.
But there's nothing bad about being an outie!

>>8185420
>I have a :gun: and i figured out how to use it
Wow. You must be like an engineer or something to have figured out how to use a gun!

All jokes aside, anon, don't kill yourself. I love you no matter how fucked up you are. Truly.

>>8185455
"Are you a virgin" isn't exactly a tricky question.

>>8185420
Ok listen here anon, don't you fucking dare to die.
Someone somewhere care about you. I don't know you and you don't know me or at least you very probably don't, but I care. Please just stay here with the rest of us.
There's hope for everybody on this thread, I believe in it. I believe one day we can be happy or at least feel better.
You deserve to be happy.

>>8185490
You wouldn't believe how many people define virginity as "intact hymen".

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>>8185414
Your virginity and lack of knowledge of human anatomy is showing, anon.

>>8185484
dude this shit is complicated when ur drunk there's like 3 different levers you have to pull

>>8185497
ijm unhappy what do

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>>8185520
Stop playing around with that fucking gun, anon. Dammit.

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>>8185528
You'll get happy eventually,or at least happier than you are now. Bad times are just times that are bad, they don't last forever.
As cheesy as it sounds you can't have a rainbow without some rain.
Hang in there anon, I love you.

>>8185550
My gf just told me she saved that pic. Then she told me not to worry.
...

>>8185566
Wait, you have a gf and you still want to kill yourself?

>>8185589
No, I'm not that suicidal girl. Apparently my gf really likes birds. Or so she claims.

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>>8185598
>tfw no gf to browse /clg/ with
Here, tell her she can have my other bird picture.

>>8185550
it feels nice knowing I can end of

>>8185561
I like rainbows but I don't know yoi

>>8185455
Did her appearance resembled your sisters'?

>>8185739
>it feels nice knowing I can end of
How did you manage to get a gun in the first place? Don't you need a license in america to get one?

>>8185766
don't worry about it fampai it's mine now and I'm itching to use it

>>8185788
Well, at least tell us why you deem your life worth taking.

>>8179511

never stop posting this.

>>8185822
dePRESSION

>>8178918
Hey Lesbians, Gua Anon here.
Can you stop being so god-damn attractive so I can stop falling into unrequitable love?

>>8185887
If you haven't noticed, anony, there are many others here dealing with depression and anxiety disorders. They are making efforts to improve and so should you. Save the bullet for when you are old and ill, not for when you are young and still able to change your life for the better.

>>8185898
>Gua anon
Literally who?

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Sorry to shit up the threads but I got the Italian girls number and we get along so well!

In the most recent text she sent me she said she wants me to come back over so we can cook carbonara together (I meantioned It's one of my favorite foods)! She's super good at art, loves cats, and she speaks some French too which is cool because I'm also learning French. We've basically been sending each other paragraphs since 4pm and I feel so happy

I'm starting to fall hard for her, so I'll try to enjoy my time with her here as much as I can before she goes back to Italy in late May

>>8185068
>Plus, y'know, family.

Kek

t. Anon without family who was suicidal for most of her teens

>>8185912
we should all have a suicide party together
hmu

>>8185348
Oh that's possible.
and yeah on POF (shit site i know it blocks everything :( but thanks I'll keep that in mind
>>8185350
I-I'll try

>>8186107
Yes please.
>tfw plan to suicide when I'm old

>>8186146
why wait so long?

>>8186152
Because I know for one that I don't want to die of old age. Also I don't want to die a khv, so I have at least some leeway

>>8186163
hold my hand

>>8186169
B-but that's too lewd!

>>8186176
i like holding hands and i like cuddling

after marriage ofc

>>8186146
What age?

>>8186198
This is going way too fast for my liking

>>8186227
About 40 or so

>>8186234
THATS PRIME MOMMY GF AGE

are there some tests to spot autism on adults?
like I was raised in a familial environment and a country that didn't know such thing, I was checking lately what the fuck is wrong with me and why I'm a total social mess at my age, and I didn't found any answers beside the lack of confidence or depression and even that didn't explain it all.
I saw some video footages of me as a kid in a party and i noticed that I was always kinda antisocial with the other kids and more focused on some toys.
I checked the aspeg symptoms and I kinda recognize myself in them.
(I'm serious ) I already asked my shrink she wasn't taking me seriously.
What to do guys? ( besides killing myself: i already tried to)

>>8186787
>autism
>real

>>8186787
I mean you could try switching shrinks, or finding a different one.
you also don't need a diagnosis to be taken seriously as autistic, unless you want to be medicated or access autism specific treatments.
Also the spectrum that the use for kids is also used for adults.
I was diagnosed at 17/18 ish and they just used the same stuff they do with kids.

It's always worse at night, ladies. I'm so frustrated with being alive.

>>8187063
Go to bed. Get some rest, anony.

I will die alone.

>>8187272
You are not. Stop thinking so negatively.

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>tfw no gf, ever

>>8187063
same. I just want to die. I honestly don't know what else to do.

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>>8187298
Ugh. Same here. I'm 24 and still a kv.

>>8185746
I mean, she was two years older than me and also had this chestnut/auburnish hair, but apart from that, not that much I think? Not on purpose if you mean that.

>>8185506
Shoot, guess I took my own virginity, then.

>>8187603
How lewd of you.

>>8187547

Hurry and get some, anon!
24 is okay, 25 is eh, 26 is just...creepy.

( ;____; )

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>>8187613
Yea, I'll get to it right away anon.
Thanks.

>>8187603
A G P
G
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>>8187574
>Not on purpose if you mean that.
You sure about that?

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>>8187655
Almost sure.

>>8187675
You keep thinking that austria, you qtp2t.

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>tfw your gf sits on your lap while you play vidya and looks over her shoulder and kisses you

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Hey suicidal anon, you still here with us?

My sister got married last weekend and it made me want to do the same. My gf and I aren't to that point yet, but man I can't wait until I wake up everyday knowing the woman I love is mine forever.

>>8187860
>inb4 your parents give thousands to your sister to help cover the wedding but don't give you any

>>8186888
you could try daddy peterson, he's got a noticeable sort of bias for men but what he teaches seems universal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbOeO_frzvg

>>8187728
I've posted multiple times about being suicidal in past threads can I stand in?

Feelin worse every day y'all

The suffering never ends

>>8188071
Be grateful you aren't a tranner.

>>8188071
Welcome to the club, buddy.

Read no further unless you want to read some anonymous whining. Does anyone here really wish that they weren't a lesbian? I'm too autistic to make an acquaintance, let alone a friend or a girlfriend. I wish I was bisexual or straight, because at least then I'd be able to get laid and somewhat enjoy it, rather than being doomed to perpetual tfw no gf unless some miracle occurs. Pls no bully me about this, but I also have a soul-crushing desire to be male, even though I want nothing more than to be happy in my female body. Any advice on how to feel happier with being a girl? Don't tell me to become a tranny, because I'm only 5'5" and my build is tiny. I also don't want to have to spend a ridiculous amount of money just so I can look like a turbomanlet with a ridiculously effeminate build, if I pass at all.

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h-hey guys. i uh. like you know how we all have that rule of like, "don't fuck with straight girls" and "they treat your clit like an eraser" and "they're just bi until they graduate"

i REALLY like watching porn where the lesbian seduces the straight girl and the straight girl is totally into it and upon one of my post-orgasm introspection moments i'm kind of concerned as to why i'm like this. the idea of something being so forbidden and so attractive at the same time is super hot to me, bonus points if after the lesbian eats the straight girl out or whatever the het begs the lesbian to do her after

like i don't want to think of anything having to do with me being gay as forbidden or like something to be kept in the shadows but oh my god it's hot

is there something wrong with me am i a bad lesbian

>>8188071
It will end eventually. Just be patient and stop reading any news. I disconnected myself from all current events and have been somewhat sane. I'm still waiting to die, but I think I can wait another couple of decades like this

>>8188129
>I also have a soul-crushing desire to be male,
FUCK OFF TRANIGGER

>>8188161
Straight girls actually fantasize about being converted by a lesbian. So...

>>8188129
I think you are asking for advice in the wrong general, bby. Try the ftm general. They may have better advice for you.
Safe travels, anon.

>>8188237
they do not don't lie to yourself or me
they have fantasies about "what if my boyfriend wasn't a dick and i had a girl to boss around instead of a guy"

i genuinely do not think it is possible for a straight girl to be "converted" but i find the idea of it incredibly attractive.

>>8188274
That's a very cynical way of assuming they think.

>>8188278
you're right
i prefer the assumption that straight girls just don't think ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8188231
B-but Terf-chan, maybe you can teach me to appreciate my body in a way that I've never been able to before? I mean, you must know with this feminine build of mine that I'd never make it as a male, right?

>>8188238
Thanks for the kind words and not bullying me, but they'll probably just tell me to transition. I don't want to live looking like a babyfaced turbomanlet, so simply accepting my body the way it is would be a much more desirable solution.

>>8188129
you didnt get memed on and might actually be happy some day congrats.
try >>8187890
the part past 25 minutes could help immediately i think maybe.

>>8188274
There was some surveys done on the porn and fantasies of women - like number 3 was lesbians converting straight women. It's not about what you believe. It's about what surveys and the numbers have revealed.

>>8188305
Anyone not attracted to women has to be braindead imo.

>>8188433
i don't feel attracted to anybody else.

Ayreon anon's gonna be real happy.

>>8188467
I am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IThJz2pFCvg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWNAjX8IKD8

How do I go by telling a womann unmh eloder htan me ahtt I wnta ot etgh the hhghi and tarftds

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Why are girls with guns so sexy?

>>8188641
How do you go about telling a woman much older than you that you want to get high and fart?

>>8187728
hi I'm still here unfortunately

maybe I won't even have to sudoku anymore because my head is fucking killing me

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>>8178918
>tfw no dominant gf

>>8188661
Yes. How?

>>8188741
Good. Now get rid of the gun.

>>8188660
Because they can one shot you and end your miserable life.

>>8188741
Hangover?

>>8188786
That's a boy and a straight chick.

>>8188826
Anon is into hetero relationships.

>>8188826
So? It's a dominant, qt straight chick. Just imagine yourself in the guy's spot.

Just a gay boy here,

I want to watch blue is the warmest color with my bf but read that the 2 girls are straight in real life. How believable is the love and sex in the movie? Has anyone seen it?

>>8188836
>Just imagine yourself in the guy's spot.

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>>8178918
Russian Army girls. <3

>>8188851
I liked it. Lea Seydoux is believable, and Adele Exarchpfaffenbrenner's character is bi anyway.

>>8188786
>tfw kind of look like that guy with longer hair
>tfw will never have such a qt gf because 2% lesbians

I'm not crying I'm laughing ; - ;

>>8188898
>tfw no French gf to do ooh la la things with

>>8188910
>Looking like an Asian guy with a wig
That's why you don't have a gf

>>8188851
The sex is cheesy as fuck. The first half of the movie is cute. The second half is kind of boring and not as cute.

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>>8188741
Anon, please stop this suicidal behavior. I worry about you, qt.

>>8188851
The love story is disappointing. I didn't think it was realistic. The sex is very choreographed and cold, not realistic at all. It lacks the intimacy or spontaneity of real sex.

>>8188898
>Exarchpfaffenbrenner's
Is that a real last name? What kind of last name is that? Looks like a bunch of random letters put together.

>>8188467
I'm not enjoying it as much as I thought I would, but its okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMJsYHCDrTs

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Fuck. I'm so bored at work right now.
>tfw no qt at work to do lewd shenanigans with in the storage room

>>8189257
work before play
you can furiously masturbate on your own time

>>8189345
I'm done with work for now. Entertain me, anon. I have nothing to do for another 2 hrs.

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>>8189257
Be scandalous and slip us a covert boob pic from inside your office or something.

>>8187887
>tfw single child but NEET mother who couldn't pay anything for my marriage

>>8189368
Im stoned, I got nothing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YVb-TFKYt6M

>>8189371
A-anon, please. There are others around me.

>>8189411
Thanks, anon. I actually chuckled at that.

>>8188433
Anyone attracted to men is broken.

>>8188910
You'll never have such a qt gf because you're ugly, get real now.

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>>8189624
I remember the old motto
>we love to see you smile

>>8189257
Where do you work? Do you get paid to just sit on your ass all day. I want a job like that too.

>>8189407
No father to help with marriage expenses?

>>8188792
no, why would I do that? shit ain't cheap.

>>8188810
yeah.

>>8188974
sorry, anon. but this is the only safe place for me to whine because other people know where I live and threaten to call the police and also yell at me.

>>8189959
I'm guessing this isn't your first round of suicidal tendencies. What happened the other times?

>>8189947
>No father to help with marriage expenses?

I haven't seen my father since I was 2.

>>8189947
>tfw old man promised to pay for my entire wedding

>>8190139
Does the subhuman know it's paying for a pure lesbian wedding?

>>8190025
I never pulled the trigger, literally or figuratively. (well, obviously.) just contemplated it while drinking too much, with some hints of crying and whingeing.

Fresh bread pls, Sempai.

>>8190638
There is only 330 something post. We still good.
Senpai is probably busy getting laid anyways.

What is the best age for a loving older woman to introduce a young girl to sex?

>>8190678
Well, then you better entertain me some more, I'll have to go to sleep soon.

>>8190699
30.

>>8190345
Are you not getting therapeutic help for your depression? Why subject yourself to this kind of suffering when there are professionals that can ease your condition?

>>8190716
I meant the girl's age. When you're 30 you're not a young girl anymore.

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>>8190716
I can go to bed with you and entertain you there, if you want.

>>8190699
15.

>>8190678
>she imagines I get laid
I'm so flattered. Expect a thread around 6 pst.

>>8190761
Don't you? I thought you had a gf.

>>8190729
I have no idea then, personally if I was a hot older woman I wouldn't fuck anyone so much younger than me.

>>8190744
Pls do Anon, I'm in need of some bedroom entertainment. Besides I can just go to sleep after, and won't have a bad conscience about staying up too late.