Repent. Do it now.

why?

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Why don't gays celebrate Easter?

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>>8178127
Because God wants you to join Him in eternal happiness in his Kingdom

>>8178192
why don't australians stay on their containment board?
>>>/int/

>>8178198
k.
but why "do it now"?
why don't I just do what I want until I'm on my deathbed and repent then?
based on the tale of the prodigal son, god won't care if i repent now or wait until later.

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>>8178220
DON'T TEST/MAKE DEALS WITH THE LORD YOUR GOD

>>8178237
I'm not. I'm having a discussion with you.
you are not god.

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>>8178192
They do.
Have you heard of the White Party?
Also, my friends all have a huge Easter Bonnet Party every year where we go out to brunch in huge hats that we decorate and we get drunk and give out prizes to the best hats.

pic related

and don't forget the Hunky Jesus contest in Dolores Park every year (google for pics)

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>>8178244
YOU ARE MAKING A DEAL WITH HIM WHEN YOU'RE SAYING "I'll do it later" REPENT NOW

>>8178269
I'm not saying that. I'm asking you a question. Shame you are unable to answer it.

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>>8178283
What is your question?

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>>8178298
Why don't you kneel and worship the perfect body of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?
And then savor the cracker in your mouth as it turns literally into his flesh.
In your mouth.
No homo.

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>>8178333
Never talk to me out about my Lord ever again.

but I dont wanna

>>8178338
*or

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>>8178100
>do it now
I can't I have cows to touch.

I repent for not transitioning yet.

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>>8178342
>>8178347
>>8178348
(please) STOP SINNING

>>8178363
>2017
>touching cows is a sin
Please tell me that sucking dick has been approved by the LORD already.

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>>8178396
Jesús loves having His dick sucked

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seek help, God will forgive you for what you've done

I will not worship a god that sends people to hell for such arbitrary reasons as homosexuality.