MTFG - "male" to cute girl general

im the cool one

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anyone else picking up on the vibe that they'll be alone forever

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things are looking up girls! now to attend to the rest of my life since i'm out of stuff to eat emotionally :)

cute thread

My hair is thinning. Will it rethicc on hrt or can I at best hope for it stopping thinning further?

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gay thread

ending my life by hanging myself with electrical wires edition

>>8173278
I'm picking up on the vibe that I'll always be an outcast that has no one, nevermind a significant other

There is a spider in my rain boots and I really don't wanna disturb its new home but it's also pouring rain outside and I need to go. What do?

why do I keep crying, I can't stop

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>>8173286
What have you accomplished today? Not being mean. You have been online since i woke up.

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>tfw manly man unpassing voice

https://clyp.it/klmzg2j0

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>>8173278
Not really, desu.
>>8173280
>>8173284
It's a cute gay thread, in that case.

>>8173278
Felt that vibe when I was 10 and its lasted true almost two decades later.

>>8173275
Nim got a q for you on discord

>>8173278

men are literally everywhere never leaving me tf alone so i'm more concerned with my inability to be happy within myself or my lack of trying to let myself be happy than i am scared of the prospect of someone not wanting me lol
i feel like that's how it is for most of us. even if you think you're ugly, ugly bitches get married every day

>>8173287
yeah i get that feel
i want to be normal

Who here /basicallychrischanineverywayexceptheyhaveselfawarenesssotheygettosufferthedepressingstateoftheirexistence/

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>>8173293
I've never achieved anything in my entire life

>>8173286
go walk your dog and listen to some birds

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>>8173284
it's mtfg literally every thread is a gay thread lmao. straight trannies are like unicorns here

>>8173282
what surgeries did the one who is now gorgeous get? really considering going to them

also, have you noticed any difference between people who went to their spanish and their brazilian clincs?

>>8173298
ok

my discord is nim#7638

>>8173278
Yes, but ive kinda resigned myself to it.

>>8173281
It can do if the hair follicle isnt dead.

>>8173305
Me, I should probably kill myself to stop inflicting my autism on others.

>>8173311
I'll probably get shouted at again and I've got a blister on my foot right now from walking this morning

>>8173286
>>8173290
Hugg.
>>8173288
Use a stick to move it and put it in a high corner in your room!

>>8173309
Full disclosure.
You're bilingual
You're literate
You probably passed some exams.

>>8173300
if i'm talking to a guy and i can tell he clocks me,
and yet he's still interested, is he a chaser?
and should i be worried?

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>>8173313
nah, plenty of straight girls here, we just want to express our gayness a lot to counteract >tfw no bf posts

>>8173313
Haha nice meme. No straight trannies are about as common as lesbian, we're just not as obnoxious. Vast majority is bi.

>>8173318
Proxie's a good girl though!

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>>8173284
this

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>>8173289

>sure, yours look great, but I'm not sure if thinner or thicker would look better for me, I guess I'll just ask whomever does mine.
>mine are naturally pretty arched, so I'll probably have to embrace that. oh, and my face is a bit rounder than yours, cheekbones not as defined too, if that changes anything

you'd prob want something more like emma stone's brows. like not as intensely arched or high, middle-ground when it comes to thick/thin
maybe not as harsh as hers tho cause hers are hella dark in this pic lol

>>8173314

she got forehead, nose, and chin/jaw and she went to the brazilian one. i think feefs went to the spanish one?? idk
i don't know enough about the results for each clinic to be able to say that one is better than the other desu

>>8173323

you don't have to be cis or conventional looking to be loved or found attractive/desirable lol
if he's treating you well then you shouldn't worry

>>8173294
>tfw my singing voice is beginning to not be too horrible to bother.
https://clyp.it/c25eevn1
I think I'll use my "holidays" at my parents' place to set up more recording projects.

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>>8173284
<3

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>>8173326
>>8173328
you could count on one hand the straight trannies in mtfg :v

i can only think of maybe 5 and even then that's a stretch

>>8173309
You can acheive stuff if you put your mind to it.

>>8173336
name all the *strictly* gay girls itt

>>8173329
Not as good as you.

>>8173336
I think its like 90% of mtfs are bi or lesbian so youre probably not far off.

>>8173328
I guess I'm the token asexual.

>>8173347
Sure you are!

>>8173336
Ufufu
Angie
Dollface
Anna
Swg
Epiphany
Frenchfry
Me
Elanna
Nim
Trashy
Skull size anon
Anon
Anon
Anon
Anon

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>>8173321
I'm not bilingual I can't speak shit
I have the minimal competency grade in english literally just an Intermediate 1
I passed my exams because they are fucking easy but that's not an achievement just stupid fucking government testing to weed out complete retards who shouldn't go to university
>>8173339
My mind doesn't fucking work I can't enjoy anything or get over any of my anxieties. I don't even have any talents besides memorising stupid formula that I'll never need because I'm a retarded NEET

>>8173348
Token attentionwhore

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help do i look like an ugly boy with down syndrome

>>8173351
>Ufufu
living with a gf.

>>8173351
>Elanna and Nim
>straight

>>8173351
I'm straight too! :D

>tfw you're ugly as shit and unpassable but you're also scared of getting FFS

>>8173356
no

>>8173356

you look like a super qt grill

>>8173333
nice! thank you, edie, think something like her shape could look good.

do you have any idea what those three would cost there? I probably need those as well and I would save a lot of money going to the brazilian one too

>>8173356
boop

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>>8173278
No friends? Probably. I have my gf though, so I'm not alone in that regard.

>>8173336
Trannies are born biologically straight men.

>>8173343
that's a loaded question tho bc there are a ton of bisexual girls that have only been with girls here. at that point they might as well be considered gay.

it would be way easier to just list the straight girls lol

>>8173351
that list is really off :x

>>8173355
Nah, all tripfags are attention whores, it's not something special here.

>>8173351
thanks for remembering to put me on the list!

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>>8173362
>tfw you're ugly as shit and unpassable but you're also scared of getting FFS and wouldn't even pass if you got it

>>8173353
>I'm not bilingual
Scottish and british
Also not saying you're not a complete failure, I am too, but I'm just saying, you should fully disclose.
>>8173357
Never the less she is straight

>>8173375
Not me! :( I am just here to help and answer questions when they arise!

>>8173367

um i think she paid like 13~15k? so around the lower end tier of cost for those procedures

>>8173369
How could someone like grace have no friends?

If there are no straight trannies in /mtfg/ why is there so much "tfw no bf" posting.

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Anyone else find themselves comparing themselves to other women, to cis women, and feeling horrible they don't see themselves?

Anyone feel the pain knowing we'll never have biological children?


......anyone want to do a few games in Heroes of the Storm?

>>8173375
Incorrect. You're special even among trips.

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>>8173369
You have friends, and you'll get more, too. <3
>>8173381
>counting Scots as a separate language
That's not even a consensus among linguists, lol.

>>8173378
i got that long face syndrome

>>8173388
bisexual

>>8173388
Not sure :S

>>8173372
>there are a ton of bisexual girls that have only been with girls here
uhmmmmmmm....
>>8173388
it's just bi girls who've never been with a guy so they are actually gay :^)

>>8173385
I could get my jaw and nose surgery for close to nothing, from a good plastic surgeon, but having to get my teeth fixed first is such a hassle...

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>>8173361
you're like one of the very few here desu. the ones I can think of are

me, you, phie, edie, trashy, natalie and uhhhhhh that's all i can think of. and even then i had a bi phase in my earlier days of hrt

>when your voice is so awful nobody even replies to it

>>8173381
I don't speak gaelic though :^)
and I have disclosed I dropped out of my 6th year which was where the only challenging subjects are. I was a wierd incel throughout school then I went to a shitty government job program for a few months then straight onto the welfare and stayed there not leaving my house unless to do drugs or hang out with people from 4chan

>>8173389
I feel perfectly fine about not having biological children. It's not like they last forever. One day they will die too. Not to be morbid but it's the trooof.

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>>8173387
I'm not good at making any. I have some online, most of them drift away not long after. IRL I haven't had any in forever. I've got my bbwarz buds that I see once in a while, but like I'm not friends with anyone at work, never managed to make friends at school, and don't really have hopes that I'll manage to in the future.
I'm just shy and weird, approaching people is scary and I spaghetti, and it's hard for me to open up to strangers.
>>8173391
I hope so.
>>8173388
I'm bi.
I could say straight for cool points but I like girls, just to a lesser degree than I used to, and definitely like guys more.

liking girls is pure

pure!!!!

>>8173404
huh I didn't know you considered being gay to be pure

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>>8173404
it's about the same as liking guys nim either one is pure lol

>>8173372
>it would be way easier to just list the straight girls lol
Cause there are more straight girls? Bi is bi, stop moving the goalpost

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>>8173404

Counterpoint: The way guys smell.

>>8173397
Interesting! What was it like going through a bi phase?

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>>8173404
Yeah, girl love is the best purest kind

>>8173414
>more straight girls than gay girls
>on mtfg

????? did i just wake up in bizzaro world

>>8173403
emma didn't count?

>>8173396

i need to pay for FFS, dental work, a possible breast augmentation, a ton of money to move, then to furnish the new apartment,
then school, then any other stuff like buying a house someday and maybe buying a car again even tho i hate driving..
idk how ppl do it desu

>>8173410
is liking girls gay

>>8173411
no

>>8173416
boys stink wtf

>>8173404
true uwu

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>>8173390
Because I'm old? Because I'm French. Because I'm totally coocoo? Or could it be because I'm beautiful?

>>8173400
hi :)

>>8173426
;)

>ywn hang out with grace

>>8173411
thrashy's only been with girls so according to you she may as well be gay :^)

>>8173425
>is liking girls gay
I don't think I want to open up this can of worms again desu

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There's no need to make a big deal of out sexuality, it just is what it is.
>>8173432
Come hang out, yo.

>>8173428
Because you're a special snowflake and, as evidenced by that post, a completely narcissistic person.

someone post the nim is gay pic

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>>8173403
You will, talking to people IRL more will get you to contain your prego.
>>8173439
This one?

>>8173439
wtf stop sertii

>>8173422
I miss when mtfg bullied gay girls into being straight

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>>8173417
it was kinda eh i still had a lot of internalized homophobia and identity sorting going on. it was personally unpleasant for me tho all bad relationships :v

once i had a better handle on things the already diminishing attraction i had for girls withered down to nothing

>>8173425
no? wat.

>>8173432
nah it's not a biggie and i mean she says she only likes girls. just kinda sucks that her last bf turned out to be a tranny can't blame her for breaking things off after that

>>8173378
i thought you were too tall to pass

>>8173441
Oh my!

>>8173442
>inklings of attraction to men

>>8173369
I'm still here Gracie

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>>8173428
You are the person they're referring to with this character

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>>8173441

in all fairness who doesn't love men

>>8173448
inkling are NOTHING!!

>>8173445
only likes guys* lol

>>8173424
Well, I have a decently paying government job. Which made it easy to get a loan for SRS. Having had SRS made it straightforward to get full coverage for all trans related medical costs. Being on medical leave for occupational burnout means my mortgage will be repayed in full by loan insurance. Making everything click into place took some heavy method acting, though.

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>>8173456
>Less hair on his body than me
>man
????
I like dudes fuzzy

>>8173446
I am that's what I just said

>>8173457
Inklings sound like a race of little people made of ink that are in some childrens show

>>8173437
will you fly me over to chicago
>>8173441
thanksss
>>8173442
im only helping you!
>>8173444
bad times desu
>>8173445
just accept it when ppl say they are bi
bi erasure is a thing and its bad ok??

>>8173424
what do you plan on studying?

also, what hairstyles do you think work best with curly hair? mine is like 2C/3A

>>8173461
1. thats gross
2. he's muscular, its not like he's a tiny little twink
3. that cock tho

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>>8173444
i dont i would rather people like what they like and not get pressured one way or the other

>>8173461
>Less hair on his body than me
You have one of those dick ties?

>>8173467
You weren't even here back then were you? When did you start coming here?

>>8173460
pardon my ignorance, but how did srs influence getting full coverage for other stuff?

>>8173468
Ponytails are the best :) OR just getting a trim |+ wearing it out

>>8173457
hmmm "nothing" means nothing
inklings are at least certainly something...

>>8173461

i mean...tru

>>8173468

plant biology c:
um i mean with that kind of stuff i feel like you either need to straighten it somehow, or just let it grow out
my bff growing up had reallyyyyyyy curly hair and he would just straighten it once a week so i'm not the best to ask lol

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>>8173475
>>8173469
1. I was thinking of armhair, I need to shave those again l8r
2. He's muscular but I want the scruffyyyy
3. Huge cock, tru tru

>>8173466
yeah they are

they live in my walls

>>8173467
helping me with what!?!?

>>8173483
everyone has some attraction to the same sex sometimes :(

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>>8173467
i will always raise my eyebrows around someone who says they're bi but never has been with one of the genders

i mean if someone says they're bi and only dates or has ever dated one but not the other im gonna be skeptical of them call it what you want

>>8173487
Arm hair is beautiful!

>>8173488
>men
>same sex
I don't..
I just don't understand your perspective here nim

>>8173488
All girls have bisexual tendencies? lol

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>>8173450
I know, and I'm super glad <3 You're one of the special few that makes it this long
>>8173441
Literally when and where am I gonna do that
>>8173467
yea ur tickets in the mail
>>8173492
*makes me feel like a man even though I've seen cis girls with worse than I have

Inshallah, I am jasmin, my dad just forced me to get srs and ffs because I was a bit effeminate and he was worried that I would be stoned for being gay. Tomorrow I will be sold to my classmate hassan for 5 goats to enter his concubinage. Sup?

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>>8173495
don't bully nim she has a difficult living situation and homophobia is pounded into her brain daily :(

>>8173428
You have the face of an 80 year old man. Seriously I think you might wear the same makeup as my grandma.

>>8173495
>Not being a male
what a loser lol

>>8173478
Allowed me to bypass gate keeping and waiting lists altogether since getting it is taken as full proof that you're trans. The "official" process has gatekeepers allowing coverage of individual procedures arbitrarily and they like making transitions slow as fuck.

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>>8173487

>tfw not sucking dick rn
why live?

>>8173501
idk how thats bullying, I'm genuinely curious why nim considers her liking guys a same-sex attraction

>>8173491
I'll call it judgmental

>>8173477
no but i've heard about it and it sounds bad. It was still kinda around during my first months
>>8173491
yeah i know, that's a problem though.
its biphobia, like if a 20 year old girl has only had one relationship is she not at all allowed to be bi lol?
>>8173499
omg thanks

>>8173499
Awww :( I'm sorry you feel that way

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>>8173508
S T O P
T
O
P

im about to go to work and I do NOT need this on my mind

>>8173495
idk when you're my height and look the way i do it's difficult not to see yourself as a guy

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> tfw bi and would love a cis or non cis gf
>it never worked out because i dont want to use my dick

Will never be pure

>>8173499
When you can go out more to do stuff with your hobbiesss!
>>8173500
You used inshallah wrong.

had to kneel on floor of men's washroom and vomit into toilet very gross experience desu

I was cooking some pork and the realization dawned on me as I watched the pork chop turn from raw into a delicious tender cooked state that Sertii is a fucking homo.

if you typically say mean things to yourself you should try saying nice things to yourself because it can be helpful

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>>8173508
I don't need these feels rn edie ;_;
I wanna hear a nice deep voice whisper things to me and feel the warmth and-
>>8173516
Don't you live with your bf?
>>8173518
My shut in hobbies you mean?

>>8173518
https://youtu.be/_0lymEElmv4

>>8173518
>You used inshallah wrong
Ofug. Please don't tell the military police

>>8173522
That sounds gross :( How did you survive?

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>>8173511
yeah because she's only had the one, but if she's had 3 girlfriends and never messed around with a guy or dated one? yeah im gonna be skeptical when she says she's bi until she actually does something with a guy

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>>8173525
i have a lot of good memes

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>>8173522
What why? Effexor without food makes me puke for instance

>>8173525
^ this :)

>>8173531
so the cutoff is you're not allowed to call yourself bi if you've had 3 subsequent relationships with the same gender? Ok thanks i'll inform all the bi's
>>8173523
wtf are you saying im porky

>>8173527
Airshit's an outdoor one, you're gonna go to anime cons, and there are probably get togethers for photographers, maybe.
>>8173529
Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

I keep trying to normalize me calling my mom bitch just as like a joking thing but she is NOT having it
any advice?

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does anyone here wanna help me replace my mousepad? only need like $10 so I can stop smelling my friend's bourbon every time I play league.

>>8173540
Be nicer to your mom :)

>edits discord message to put in an emoticon
perfect.

>>8173540
Sounds pretty rude. Why do that?

Trannies are born biologically straight men. Putting on a dress and being a faggot doesnt make you automatically attracted to men. That is why you all go back to fucking each other...its the closest to feminity you'll ever expierence.

>>8173540
Apologize.

>>8173540
For what purpose?

>>8173541
I got $10 I can send your way but it's gonna cost you.

>>8173547
Thank you for your input :)

>>8173530
actually I passed away

>>8173533
something I ate I think idk

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>>8173540
quit being an awful person to a perfectly good mother.

if you're calling her a bitch when she's not actually a bitch, you're doing something wrong

>>8173552
cost me what?

>>8173555
your soul

>when you get that heckin nice beast husbando but he suddenly turns human when you're ready to be taken
Lmao belle really got cucked there

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i heard that gay virtues were being threatened in this thread

it's me
the gay avenger
with my gay aura
here to gay the thread and your souls

you're welcome

>>8173554
rip anon you will be missed :(

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>>8173527
>I don't need these feels
and yet you post mike stoklasa, that sexy beast

>>8173538
no you big stupid idiot

im fucking calling you gay

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>>8173557
idk, I'm rather fond of that...

not sure I would sell it for $10

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>>8173564
Nothing says sex to me like overweight drunk

>>8173566
omg no u

>>8173568
Butt is fine too

my mom doesnt even answer my phone calls because im so worthless and bad

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>>8173564

>>8173562
Thanks, you gay paladin you.

>>8173580
Write her a letter then :)

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I could have been pretty. Look at what they did to me..

i have a crush on mike stoklasa

>>8173586
uguu~

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>>8173569
Unf. Jake is so hot too.

>>8173587
That's pretty straight of you, Emi.

someone send me 5 us dolariedoos so i can order a butt plug k thanks ly long time

I'm supposed to go to a baseball game with a friend tonight but I feel really gross and disgusting so I think I'd rather stay home and hang myself instead

>>8173586
That doesn't look so bad :o

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>>8173589
Jake does 2 things for me, though
Reminds me of my old therapist
And totally seems gay

>>8173581
What he lacks in looks he makes up for in alcoholism and cynicism

>>8173588
NOT UGUU
>>8173593
no it doesnt but i do >...<

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>>8173586
I thought this carapic was you for the longest time.

>>8173590
if liking mike is straight then im the straightest girl in the world!

>>8173600
Aww :( Why do you say that?

>>8173605
spicy.!!!!!! :3

>>8173602
You said it, girl! xD

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>>8173577
my butt has stretch marks all over it for no reason at all
it's not even a nice butt

>>8173586
>I could have been pretty
and then you went off HRT, claiming you were a boy.

>>8173600
an uguu and a awoo~

>>8173609
hihi :)

Should I got to support group and have my back hurt all night or should I stay home and get high on pain killers?

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>>8173595
>>8173595
Jay is adorbs.sorry for calling him jake and tricking you into being wrong too

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>>8173278
No cause I have a very special someone and I love her

>>8173618
Go to your support group! :D

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>tfw jogging with dad and he asks what my sexual orientation is
>>i don't really care lol. i just like Anna desu
>>O-Oh. Mhm, right. *smiles awkwardly*

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>>8173619
Oh, right, that's his name.

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>>8173615
quak

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>>8173624
howsit goin?

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>>8173620
<3

>>8173623
Lmao why does your family ask such awkward questions I'm lucky mine mostly leave me alone desu

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>>8173623
I've gotten the question before lol.
>>8173627
I'm really frickin weird today
How about you?

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>>8173605
idk im just full of bad feels bc im a boy
>>8173615
pic

>>8173626
where do you think they're goin

>>8173634
The video was cut off because of the size limit, but they go into a pond in the end :)

>>8173633
What are you doing on a all girl board then!? :P

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>>8173624
Tfw mike is taken

>>8173586
i always look like an alien, lol

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>>8173631
I don't know and I hate it when they do that ;w;

>>8173632
It's like
I literally do not even care about that

I like Anna and that's that t b h

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>>8173642
It's so weird thinking they have lives.

>>8173626
https://youtu.be/DnttQhIUfzU

>>8173633
beep do you want me to shove eels up your ass

>>8173532
The majority of /ck/ is female

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>>8173630
I love u desu~

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>>8173643
oops forgot the pic

>>8173637
awww

i like the yellow one

>>8173651
No it fucking isn't lmao
It is all McDonalds threads

>>8173586
>the only way to make beep cuter is to turn her into anime
really does start up the old brain engine, that one

>>8173656
All go za posters have a vagina. Scientifically proven

is being 8 pounds from being underweight okay

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>>8173653
cute! ^w^

[spoiler]hurt her and i will break your legs[spoiler]

>>8173651
I only go there to make anti-vegan funposts.

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>>8173632
I had a complete breakdown in front of my IOP group yesterday because people were talking about going home to see their families.
I asked about coping methods for shame as well - apparently it's really complicated when you're trans or gay, because shame that stems from your parents just comes back when they call. So they gave me a "Recovery from Harmful Invalidation" card.
Now I'm just kinda emotionally melting, and trying to stabilize.
Also, Rob wants to draft me for an amateur league team.

What was so weird?

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>>8173639
oh...i guess i'll go...

>>8173661
Yeah

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>>8173663
aw now my memejoke isn't funny

:<

>>8173649
What am I watching!?!?! xD

>>8173656
lmao! /ck/ was my main thread b4 mtfg.

i came up with the dropping ice cubes into a oil fryer to check if temp was right for frying. ^_^

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>>8173653
I love u 2 ^~^
I might be on a lil late cause I've been slacking on studying today >~>

>>8173654
das a nice pic

>>8173672
Woah.

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>>8173665
Sounds like a rough day, Charlotte. I'm glad it seems like they're helping, though.
Congrats on the league thing, too, you can do it!

And I dunno, I just felt like shit and I've been unproductive. Just looking at old nostalgic stuff and contemplating my sexuality.

I wanna have my own place with Myrthe RIGHT NOW

>>8173685
Same :(

>>8173672
sounds like a pretty good method though I'll probably try it out soon

>>8173661
that is why I have to get better at cooking

>>8173616
how have u been? Hows's stuff with the bf and stuff?

my wife

>>8173668
You can stay! I am just curious :)

>>8173622
Fineeeeeeeeeee

>>8173661
It's "okay" but it's not great either.

>>8173697
girls can't have wives, faglord

seek husbands

>>8173694
I've been doing great :) Thank you for asking. The husbando is good as well. We are just lounging around today since yesterday was a busy busy day :S How are you?

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>>8173684
Oh, and I tried a mocha frappuccino - IT WAS SO GOOD
and he has me learning Zilean and Lissandra, since they're both really strong. Not sure how excited I am about playing either of them desu.

I feel like it's good to have days like that desu. Gives you time to feel out what you want and what you loved.

>>8173690
nuuuuuuuh don't!

>>8173706
[borat voice] this is my wife

>>8173456
Wearing 6 pairs of socks in one day is pretty inpractical

>>8173704
i went from like 165 to 148

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>>8173650
yes mommy~
>>8173614
wait are you the one that anon attacks me over this lmao because so far youve been the only one thats cared at all

>>8173697
Can I be your wife?

>>8173693
*opens mouth like a lil babby bird*

>>8173718
That's pretty much where I'm at now. I want to get down into the 140's briefly to get rid of any remaining manfat and then get my weight up again.

>>8173726
but im 6'1

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>>8173661
Ive been under 5 lbs from underweight for years and im perfectly fine if not under

>>8173727
Six feet of pure love :D

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>>8173727
lol shorty
real 193cm woman coming thru

>>8173727
>but im 6'1
So am I!

>>8173729
i used to have lil chubby cheeks tho and now i look really gaunt

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>tfw lost like 1-2kg but belly seems fatter
Aaaaaaaaaaa

>>8173730
there's a lot of ANGER mixed in there too :)

>>8173732
stomp on me mommy

>>8173733
wanna beat up a short kid

>>8173706
>girls can't have wives, faglord
I can't even with you

>>8173707
it's been well. some days ago I got ina fight with my ex gf ands called me a fucking queer ad I got really sad, but now I'm actually happy about that. because. like fuck it. I'm queer, so what?

>>8173680
it was the time of evil memes.

>>8173672
>i came up with the dropping ice cubes into a oil fryer to check if temp was right for frying. ^_^
LMAO WHY

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>>8173654
iktf it ayy lmaos me every time.

>>8173739
That's not right to be called names by someone :( I am glad that you are feeling better about it.

tfw faceapp doesn't make you look like a goil

>>8173736
stomps on u like lil bug

>>8173750
Same its a shit app anyway.

>>8173750
I'll be the judge of that missy! >:D

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>>8173734
If you lose another 5 well be at the same bmi!
I think im at 97 by now though.

I dont really care though my face and hair ruins everything

I'm going to get a tattoo of my waifu. Yay or nay?

Weve been together and shes been a part of me for over 2 years now.

>>8173760
Don't do it! Getting tats of people is a trap unless they are already ded

>>8173753
you look CUTE

>>8173755
t-too skinny

>>8173764
Its an anime character

>>8173768
Oh then tats away! :D

>>8173736
No, I wanna pet kittens.
I wish I had a kitten :(

>>8173764
Even if they're already dead. Especially if they are. I'm glad I didn't give away some of my flesh to keep those memories alive, some of my mind was high enough a price.

>>8173765
nim a cute.

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>>8173351
I'm not straghit
I'm bi

Bi is master race

>>8173755
r u midget

>>8173782
no

>>8173760
tattoos r always bad idea

>>8173790
good girl

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>>8173760
If its not closer to 10 i wouldnt bother
(i have had one for 6 now)

>>8173779
What if someone got Dementia when they get older? :o

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I'M A FUCKIN NERD Y'ALL

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>>8173786
Im 156cm to be exact
Everyone knows me as Tiny Tim in my area

>>8173794
At this point, forgetting wouldn't be bad for me.

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>>8173351
I'm a homosexual

>>8173797
Me too :)

>>8173798
You pass really well though

>>8173788
yes!

>>8173799
Why would you get a tat of someone you want to forget that's ded? :P

>>8173805
NO!!!

>>8173788
>>8173805
You are both really cute~

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>>8173748
cute alien

i hope you...cum in peace

>>8173798
u r womanlet

I want an mtf gf who's at least 6 feet tall and is 6/10 cute at best. I wanna hold her and and love her and show her how great life can be.

>>8173798
Tiny box tim!?!?!?!?!

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*looks up patches for the backpack i can't afford*

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>>8173804
Nope
Tfw twinkhon and perma femboy mode

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Tanya you should try FaceApp desu

>>8173815
That's very admirable of you :)

>>8173822
Oh I thought you were koroneko

>>8173815
im 6'1 but im like a 1/10 does that count

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>>8173810
:c

>>8173812
you too!

>>8173813
ill try my very best.