/mtfg/ - Tranny General

who poops all day and pees all night?

>trannies in charge of making new threads

>>8165636
i only poop when i eat too much

Beep

Honestly who actually gets offended by the word
"tranny". Although saying that if anyone irl that I knew said that id be pretty pissed.

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beepbeep thread

>>8165632
don't ever post college humor here again. We are not tumblr.

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>ywn be a zany uber-confident outgoing tranny in Zara Kane's mad half-drag half-trans entourage
>ywn party with Sphirex and her lot in Cambridge and speedball yourself into an early grave
>tfw always on the periphery, surrounded by well-known and talented friends and friends-of-friends, but never in the limelight, an outsider among outsiders

>>8165644
can you delete this

>>8165644

finally, a thread with substance

Sometimes i wish i didn't have dysphoria and didn't go tranny.

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>>8165647
if you wanna be a disgusting drag queen ok
you could prolly pull off a cool mecha-tranny thing desu

>>8165652
i was gonna kill myself if i didn't transition, dysphoria be damned

i mean is the grass really more verdant over there? i think not

>>8165645
srsly wtf is the "joke" supposed to even be, judges have lives too?

>>8165648
it'll always be a nim thread in your heart

>>8165652
Doesnt everyone, being trans is pretty up there in terms of things to ruin your life.

>>8165647
>ywn be a zany uber-confident outgoing tranny in Zara Kane's mad half-drag half-trans entourage
thank fucking god.

>>8165657
hi lil bat girl

>>8165636
>tfw u eat something bad and pee out ur butt

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>>8165648
no
>>8165651
see pic

thread song
https://youtu.be/7SGeNsQttYE

>>8165657
>i was gonna kill myself if i didn't transition
Samr here, the day I decided to go for it was the day i put a loaded revolver to my head. Still though this is a horrid existence if you're 5'10"

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>>8165665
>this post almost had trips

>>8165666
wtf do it

>>8165668
>if you're 5'10"
go away.

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>>8165668
Being 5'10" is great

>>8165671
Being taller than everyone around me (including my bf) really sucks

>>8165677
5'10" isn't even tall tho, you're just shitting on people that are actually tall with this shit.

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it's a little early to be talking about height, don't you think?

good morning

real-time generated girlvoice when?
https://lyrebird.ai/demo

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>>8165668
i just get googly eyes for tall cis girls

i always said i was 5'10" as a dood but really i'm like 5'9.3"

desu i see plenty of pretty girls my height

>>8165677
lol is he homo floriensis or something

>>8165663
hi lil nimily

>>8165681
nim hey nim hey. hey nim. hi.

>>8165682
:)

>>8165680
Wut

>>8165680
It is when every female in your area is shorter than you, it feels so unnatural and you stick out so easily even at 5'10

>>8165661
>>8165657
senpai I'd rather be a weirdo fetishist and happy than legitimately trans and fucking miserable like I am in actuality

>>8165686
hey howdy ho

>>8165685
hru

>>8165691
This 1000%

>>8165693
hi Robin!

>>8165693
Idk weird thing to escapism into if you're not a weird fetishist tho.

So my shoulders are only proportional to my hips if I strain to pull them backwards. Are there any braces or clothing that can assist in pulling my shoulders back so I don't start straining after 5 mins of doing it myself?

>>8165668
>>8165691

5'9 reporting in, thankfully people around here are tall enough I don't stand out much

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>>8165690
>homo floresiensis
dropped a syllable oops https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis

>>8165693
be mecha tranny

>>8165694
mixed, i've accomplished a little bit this morning but i need to get moving on the rest of it

i spent $70 on a flower arrangement, they better kick ass

also i keep eating these yummy cookies and wishing i had friends

>>8165668
>if you're 5'10"
damn ur so brave ;-;
>>8165691
Every female isn't shorter than you at 5'10''

>>8165700
I have however had guys (generally older guys) comment about how tall I was after I stand up sometimes though..

>>8165688
hello!!!

I'm wearing like the girliest workout clothes rn and I'm wondering why I tried to wear boy clothes for the test

>>8165699
i just bought a brace for my posture yesterday

it pulls my shoulders back maybe look into that?

i can give you the one i got if you want

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hi everyone
dysphoria and body insecurity sucks
thanks

>>8165703
it's really too early for height talk

>>8165706
how'd the cookies bakin' go

>>8165700
Why'd you drop your trip? It's been a while how are you?

>>8165713
I actually lost the autofill setting for my nice trip with this more recent stay of absence it seems.. I'm alright though, just making phone calls and stuck on hold this morning. How are you anon?

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>>8165707
you wanna be taken seriously by the patriarchy it's okay

be ur lil nb self

>>8165709
hugs tho

>>8165708
i recommend lots of hugs to fix ur posture

>>8165712
>>8165706
ooo you baked cookies too? i made vegan chocolate chip cookies last night that are pretty amazing

>>8165708
link please

>>8165712
still gotta do the baking part, just got to slice the dough I made last night and put em in the oven

they had to sit in the refrigerator for at least 4 hours

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>>8165709
/thread

>>8165709
At least it makes me feel good to not be alone in feeling like a peice of dog shit. That's why mtfg is the best trans space around. Every other place is a total hugbox zone. I've posted pics in every other online trans space and I've been told I pass and not even that but they stooped so low as to call me pretty. Makes me wanna dry heave.

>>8165718
I'm making cinnamon chocolate chip ones

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>>8165712
I want to stomp on people with my boots im angery!

>>8165718
Pls... I want to be part of the patriarchy but.. I have to take estrogen to feel better

Please patriarchy, tell me what position you want me in

>>8165726
ooooooo yum

>>8165729
>Please patriarchy, tell me what position you want me in
Im afraid the end game for every tranny is porn or prostitution

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>>8165543

>>8165718
is that what makes me slouch? lack of hugs?

>>8165727
what kind of boots

>>8165717
kari hi

>ywn be eggman's prom queen (male)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP_mhDzN2SE

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>>8165729
I forgot the pic related

>>8165738
Hii nim how are you

>>8165743
better

how are you? :)

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>>8165718
Is is time for cute animals?

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>>8165738
big stompy boots!

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>>8165717
Oh you're my kari, hi <3

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>>8165745

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>>8165726
i wish i had the patience to leave mine overnight but my recipe still worked out fine

damn it I have no self control, i'm eating another now

>>8165729
i wanna be a housewife tbqh

>>8165738
yes i prescribe 32 hugs/day to be firmly administered every half hour

>>8165745
YES
>yes.webm
of course!

but i gotta post a cookiepic too

>>8165735
There's already been a trans police officer

She just had to have a law degree and 20 years military service to be seen as equal to a hs grad

>>8165748
but boots aren't for stomping!!

they're for making a fashion statement~

>>8165744
Better? What was wrong friend?

Again, can't complain, just getting some stuff done that I put off cause I was taking a 2 week break after finishing my classes just to relax. Now it's time to start working on surguries and any stuff I need done, get my car engine fixed, and touch up resume some for later this week

>>8165749
Yesyes, Hi <3

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>>8165754
I'm sad though

>>8165756
If you are a girl :(
Mines only stomp

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>>8165760
you can have my cookies

they'll make you unsad

>>8165765
Thank you, they look delicious~
I haven't had any cookies in a loong time >_<

>>8165754
t-that's a lot of hugs

>>8165759
another depressive episode i guess, lowering my cypro helped

im switching over to bica, hopefully that helps even more :)

oh are you getting ffs? i hope your car being busted isn't affecting anything D:

>>8165765
I remember when my gf made me cookies
That was a good time, too bad the good times are over now and will never return

>>8165762
you are a girl dummy

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>>8165755

hugg anna twice

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>>8165776
i want a cute bf/gf to bake for

and i wanna be a mommy

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Ughhh h I have to work all day today why do I have to be feeling like shit fuck

>>8165784
mommy!

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>>8165778
im really not tho just a failure

>>8165786
What's wrong Grace?

>>8165790
Why did you cut your pretty hair?

>>8165790
you're a girl and i have to pat ya okay

>>8165673
>elanna is taller than me
Ah...

>>8165774
Nah, car isn't in too bad of shape it's just finicky to start up lately, it'll still run if you know how to start it. Roommate says I just need new spark plugs or something but I don't know cars for shit and I know some other stuff needs done so just gonna drive through a shop and see what they say.

FFS is gonna be down the road though, right now I'm working on Breast Augmentation and also looking into having some finishing work done on my teeth finally. Also may get another laser round done but yeah that's the main goals for between now and starting a job within a couple months.

>>8165786
*hugg* feel better dear :< If you need, you know I'm here to talk!

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>>8165765
You can bake for me~

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>>8165793
Like I mentioned earlier, dysphoria and body insecurity
All my good feels about myself from yesterday are goooone
>>8165799
thank you <3

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>>8165794
Because I'll never fucking pass and people made fun of me for it
>>8165795
PITY

>>8165697
I know a bunch of people big into the alt clubbing scene in southeast england

they seem so much more confident in who they are than I am
they don't care about lack of purpose in their lives, they enjoy just living somehow

>>8165803
it's not pity you freaking maroon

>>8165803
you still look like a girl tho

>>8165808
>You still look like a girl even though you will never pass
gets my neurons firing it does right there
>>8165807
maroons have too much sugar I am a delicate steak burger

>>8165803
>cuts hair because they want pity and realized nobody would take care of their ugly ass
>now nobody ever will

gz

TFW REVISING BUT I READ SO SLOW AND NOTHING IS GOING INTO MY BRAIN
I'VE ONLY DONE A FEW TOKES OF WEED ON A FEW DAYS THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS
I'M DRINKING LOTS OF WATER
I'M GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

>>8165702
>>8165657
>mecha tranny
what even?

>>8165801
Maybe a glance at the nice images you posted yesterday showing how passing you looked would help.

>>8165813
well of course you won't pass with hair that short

>>8165799
oh yeah im looking to get my wisdom teeth removed because they're starting to push on my teeth and make more of them crooked, then braces

i secretly hope getting all that done will slim my face down a bit >>;

and oh yeah im really happy im doing laser now, ive only done one session but i can already see a lot less facial hair

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>>8165817
about that
I see a dude in like all of my pictures
takes some mental gymnastics on my part not to

>>8165813
>burger
wtf gross

>>8165818
I won't pass ever.
>>8165814
That isn't what I just said senpai
I'd still have long hair if people didn't insult me for having it

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>>8165814
gg

>>8165784
That's the dream, mommy gf to make you cookies

>>8165740
reeeeee how are there girls(male) who look and sound this cis
why do I have to be so goddamn inferior in every way

>>8165733
I'll finish them today, I'll send pictures then ><

>>8165825
How did people insult you for long hair? People here or in real life?

>>8165825
You buzzed it though didn't you? Why didnt you of get like a cute fem boy haircut?

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>>8165816
embrace your disorder, crutches/etc. and design your style around being an augmented human

eventually scam nhs for a powered exoskeleton too

be the wild seemingly carefree alt-clubber you wanna be and make crazy friends with whom you can do drugs and be vulnerable

>>8165829
i'm supposed to be hte mommy

gf is supposed to be a gnc badass who makes lots of money so i can raise babby and aminals on our off-grid homestead

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>>8165833
Real life obviously who would do something after an internet shitposter told them to
>>8165834
I'm too scared to go to the hairdresser so I bought some clippers online

Reminder most of you will look better with short hair anyway because your faces are too wide/masculine and going for a more masculine female stereotype will help you pass instead of being a stereotypical hon

>>8165830
Because they worked hard and trained their voices...?

my minoxidil got here

im a real man now!

>>8165838
That sounds like bullshit, like long hair will always look more fem.

>>8165840
MANoxidil

>>8165839
tfw parents always home and too scared to train voice

>>8165843
That's delusion speaking

t. someone that laughs at hons with long hair thinking they look fem daily when it only makes them easier to spot

>>8165852
Should I cut off all my hair then?

>>8165856
If you want to go for the cancer patient aesthetic sure maybe someone would care about you then

>>8165852
maybe you're just an asshole tbqdesu

>>8165864
>responding to violet

today I ate a buillon cube to stave off hunger and it made me feel sick. I'm going to bed now. I'm not even that poor I just don't wanna go outside.

>>8165871
water it down first silly

Has anyone here tried waxing or sugaring before? How is it compared to epilating?

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>tfw you realize you forgot to cancel your therapy appointment today where your therapist is planning on telling your mom you're trans

>>8165875
oh.. I didn't consider that.

>>8165878
Better call quick

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Violet is a less funny CNT.

Just ignore the crazy bitch desu.

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>>8165740
Kinda reminds me of me and my bf. Its not sad but kinda beautiful how super lonely and socially autistic people can connet romantically

>>8165878
Good luck! It's prolly better if your therapist is with you

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everyone and everything is so loud today :(

>>8165861
No thank you.

>>8165878
Wut why not just tell her yourself.

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i'm gonna eat more halp

>>8165876
i used to wax my legs

it's mostly fun and the results are satisfying, kinda messy tho

never epilated but i didn't mind the pain from a good pull

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I'm gonna hold her hand and make her happy

>>8165836
but whenever I go clubbing I end up standing completely motionless in a trance for hours like when you put a clip on a horse's lip, because loud noise + flashing lights + aspergers ;-;

I WISH I was an augmented human
if Elon Musk's neuro-implant research takes off I'd absolutely volunteer to be guinea pig, I hate my stupid retarded body, I really really want to try a powered exoskeleton even if it's just the legs

if Ghost In The Shell became reality I'd ditch this meat sack in a flash, idk if my original consciousness dies and is replaced with a copy or what, I'm that desperate, the reason I love ketamine so much is that it stops me from feeling trapped by the boundary of my own self, I'm so claustrophobic in my own skin it drives me up the walls whenever I'm awake

>>8165888
Nim's mom is basically the Conservative Latina Mom stereotype.

It's not a good kind of mom to have when you're trans in my experience.

>>8165884
Why did you chose such an ugly font? It's almost as bad as comic sans.

>>8165871
DUDE JUST BUY FUCKING RICE OFF AMAZON

>>8165878
maybe just tell her you're some kind of fag instead

>>8165839
I try so fucking hard
it's not my fault my muscles literally don't tense properly

tfw no 90s alt rock dreampop/shoegaze band named strange as angels to be the singer of

>>8165889
Did you use hot or cold wax? And I wonder what would be the least painful method that lasts longer than shaving.

im thinking of just shifting the therapy conversation from "your son is trans" to "your son wants to date a tran, let's talk about it"

that'd be a lot more fun

>>8165879
because you're obviously very retarded

>>8165893
Lol fuck you

>>8165906
"your son wants to become his own gf"

>>8165898
I'd have to pick it up...

>>8165901
Dude you learned to type on a computer didn't you? If you have the fine motor control to do that then you have the give motor control required to speak

>>8165902
lets start it okay

>>8165913
No fuck me!

>>8165915
It gets delivered to your house you can leave a note for them to leave it on the doorstep as well

>>8165909
yes but there's no need to be mean.

>>8165916
robin says everything is impossible because of her disabilities, idk whats the point in trying to argue about it

it's not ok that faceapp is this good for my dysphoria

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>>8165904
hot

as long as you don't fuck it up and tear the skin it's really not that painful

>>8165898
rice isn't part of a healthy keto diet

i'm about to eat some with mayo and sriracha tho

>>8165926
it's nice to think about a positive, pretty future tho

>>8165921
I'm in a monogamous relationship, go fuck urself

>>8165923
its not mean if its true

after much measuring and looking in the mirror last night, ive come to the conclusion that my face length is right on the edge of okay and unpassable

and i count that as a victory

>>8165932
yes it kinda is.

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>>8165935
ur gonna be a supermodel one day!

>>8165939
>retard
>thinking their opinion matters

>>8165922
maybe this is just a thing for countries that have their own amazon department..

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Why are transgirls so weird

I mean same, but I wouldn't tell you up front

>>8165916
I type with two fingers and it still hurts, but if I didn't type I'd be fucked for means of communication as phones are an enigma to me
I can speak, sometimes I slur so much people think I'm drunk, but I've struggled with controlling volume/pitch/speed ever since I was a kid and resonance is completely out of the picture for me
I'm hoping when I finally get to Nottingham GIC I'll be able to be referred for speech therapy, but I think I need general speech therapy first before I can progress to gender-based speech therapy

>>8165926
>tfw faceapp completely changes my bone structure to make me look female

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>>8165948
I like that person a lot

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>>8165892
Ah fair maybe this is better then.

>>8165902
Stop stealing my dreams plz. If you do ill be forced to start a band before you.

>>8165906
Sounds like a good way to destroy all hopes of getting anyone on board!

>>8165926
Faceapp sucks barely does anything.

>>8165942
gaahh it's all in the lower half

i really think there's something going on with my teeth that's making things more pronounced, really hoping the dental work im gonna get done will smooth things out a bit

it's all too boney!

>>8165955
what do you mean :(

>>8165948
because it's less hurtful for people to reject you immediately for being a weirdo and forward about it, than for people to think you're a normie at first and accept you into their fold, only to grow more and more distant and unhappy with your presence as they get to know you better

t. experience

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>>8165930
uhhh

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Who's going to play the HotS launch tomorrow?

>>8165948
>tfw found mr right first go at dating

>>8165964
I have no idea what that is

im watching maltida c:

>>8165959
Idk just seems a stretch to say your dating someone whos trans. But could be fun go for it.

>>8165906
sounds like a bad idea, avoid topic altogether if your not ready

>>8165970
i already told her i met a transgirl in class and that i was interested in her to get her thoughts on trans people

>That feel when you just wish you could help everybody but you can barely help yourself.

>>8165964
Me! A few friends and I have it updated and ready for tomorrow. I really like hots and I hope the changes are for the better, else back to more Dota.

>>8165979
that feel when my budd nicole

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>>8165964
Mayb

>>8165951
>if I didn't type I'd be fucked for means of communication as phones are an enigma to me
wat
>tfw faceapp completely changes my bone structure to make me look female
post!

>>8165976
How'd she react?

>>8165979
I know that feel way too much. Just keep working on yourself and maybe one day youll be stable and can help out, all you can do is try.

>>8165979
bad feel

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>>8165982

I got banned from every US East DotA game on WC3, so I was kind of hesitant to try any MOBA, but I make a pretty good LiLi.

I have to work that night but I should be able to get a few games in.

Oh God I did the face app and now I need to cry

>>8166003
post

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actually feel cute today, and i finally got my hormones! out with the girls getting our nails and hair done :3

>>8165992
>"it's just a gay man in a dress"
>"once the makeup came off you'd see it was a man, you'd see his beard shadow"
>"did he have the surgery yet?"
>"the fact that he gave you his number tells me he has experience"
>"if you decide to go out with this person eventually they'll want to put it in your butt"
>"no matter how much this person wants to be a girl they will never be one! and neither will you!"

>>8165999
Hehe same I pretty much only play Li Li, I'm a sucker for the healing role and I'm glad she's a character in hots or I'd literally not care at all about the game

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>>8166005

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>bops have started to noticeably grow

>>8166012
both are cute tbqh

>>8166012
jawlet

>>8166008
Those glasses look hideous and please don't stick out your tongue, that's cringy af

>>8166012
Face app makes you look like my ex gf.

>>8166012
Some day they'll figure out a way to make eyes bigger

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books are cool y'all should read books

“Do you guys see different kinds of suicides?’
The resident made no attempt to ask Kate Gompert what she meant. She used one finger to remove some material from the corner of her mouth.
‘I think there must be probably different types of suicides. I’m not one of the self-hating ones. The type of like “I’m shit and the world’d be better off without poor me” type that says that but also imagines what everybody’ll say at their funeral. I’ve met types like that on wards. Poor-me-I-hate-me-punish-me-come-to-my-funeral. Then they show you a 20 x 25 glossy of their dead cat. It’s all self-pity bullshit. It’s bullshit. I didn’t have any special grudges. I didn’t fail an exam or get dumped by anybody. All these types. Hurt themselves.’ Still that intriguing, unsettling combination of blank facial masking and conventionally animated vocal tone. The doctor’s small nods were designed to appear not as responses but as invitations to continue, what Dretske called Momentumizers.
‘I didn’t want to especially hurt myself. Or like punish. I don’t hate myself. I just wanted out. I didn’t want to play anymore is all.’
‘“Play,’ nodding in confirmation, making small quick notes.
‘I wanted to just stop being conscious. I’m a whole different type. I wanted to stop feeling this way. If I could have just put myself in a really long coma I would have done that. Or given myself shock I would have done that. Instead.’
The doctor was writing with great industry.
‘The last thing more I’d want is hurt. I just didn’t want to feel this way anymore. I don’t… I didn’t believe this feeling would ever go away. I don’t. I still don’t. I’d rather feel nothing than this.”

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>>8166012

Oh I got to try this

>>8166026
doesn't getting your brow ridge sanded down make your eyes bigger since they're not as sunken in anymore

plus makeup

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>>8165985
I can type okay, but phones are too difficult for me to use due to co-ordination and audio processing issues
it all just sounds like daleks to me

>>8166015
>tfw have not really noticed much in a while
:(

>>8166026
Blepharoplasty , I think.

I guess the faceapp thing is ffs goals??

>>8166038
mine haven't grown that much in a while ;-;

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>>8166032

JESUS CHRIST I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT

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Faceapp is dumb

>>8166044
post

>>8166033
>>8166040
Makes them look a bit bigger yeah but that's just an illusion, it doesn't actually change their size
I mean maybe its enough idk I'll have to see

>>8166043
what if I end up flat :(

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>>8166021
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today

>>8166045
You are dumb

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>>8166047

>>8166044
Panicc
>>8166045
Ur dumb

>>8166048
that just means it's an illusion in the other way too :)

>>8166049
Flat is the best life 2bh

>>8166049
lil ones are still cute!!!!

>>8166022
We have to date first

>>8166064
but..i thought..

>>8166059
Not a bad point
I just squint a lot when I smile so I make the illusion worse

>>8166062
>>8166060
I don't want them to end up disappointing though

>>8166070
i have p boney cheekbones so it closes up my eyes a bit

im still 6 months in though and my diet is shit so I expect to see more stuff happen after i switch to injections and fix my diet

>>8166052
>>8166056
Yep, im a smooth brained cock slut

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>>8166078
>closes up my eyes a bit
Your eyes are huge

>>8166078
My eyes changed a bit over the course of the first year for sure, if I look at old pics and compare it's pretty clear. You'll be okay

Maybe my cheekbones are the problem too idk. Bart didn't say anything about them when I talked to him though

>>8166077
they won't be be :yum:

>>8166082
can't really tell scale in that pic anon

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>>8166089

>>8166088
my issue is more with the boney features of the bottom half of my face

it might get better if i fatten up a bit but right im looking pretty skeletor

if anything is gonna stop my face from passing i think it would be my jawline and chin

>>8166089
o-okay

>>8166092
I WANNA KISS AND PROTECT THOSE LIPS

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>when ur chilling with bf on his bed
>when you gently rub his hair and kiss him
>when you drag your nails down his arms playfully
>when you grab his cock through his shorts
>when you feel it grow in your hand
>when you slide down and put your face right by it
>when you let it pop out of his shorts right it your face
>when you just eyeball it for a bit and tease the head with ur nails
>when you give it a kiss and he shivers
>when you slowly put it in your mouth and savor every moment
Wew

>>8166104
same

>>8166092
aaaaaAAAAHHHHHH

>>8166098
:3

>>8166104
>>8166108
that's my job >:c

>>8166105
do want desu

>>8166092
That's a pretty strong jaw. It looks nice.

o it's snowing

woah insomnia i haven't had this for ages

>>8166123
strong jaws aren't feminine :/

>>8166095
I dunno, franken-nim looks pretty good :p
But yeah idk, I think you'll be surprised how little that impacts passing but I know that passing doesn't mean dysphoria goes away

>>8166105
>when you think you're in love with someone who loves you back and then they decide they just want to be friends
Never thought i'd be asking you this but what's it like to be happy kayla

>>8166133
right now im concerned about passing

if i get to that point ill see what their hurdles there are to overcome

>>8166126
But they give you character.

>>8166112
u-uwu

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is liking books written by upper middle class educated white men agp?

i really like these cerebral kinda books, pynchon, wallace, even so delilo but i feel bad for not reading more female-authored/minority/not middle-class-whitey books

>>8166138
ur gonna pass silly

>>8166141
what does that mean lmao

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>>8166092
The line always annoyed me, so i removed it ._.

>>8166136
Iktf anon, it'll take a LOT of time but slowly things heal if you allow it to.

>>8166136
Its nice but when im not with him i just want to kill myself

>>8166153
I don't think it does heal, something like this hurts too much

>>8166147
maybe, im 50/50 on it

my shoulder muscles need to atrophy so they're not sticking out like airplane wings, gotta get my hairline back, gotta get some fat in my face, gotta use my brace to get my rib flare down

a lot of stuff i have to do, but it's a goal to strive for

>>8166152
look at that chin pham

>>8166153
It never heals

>consider growing hair out
>opt for the nice short meme undercut instead
who /lad/ here?

Tfw you don't wanna be trash all day but you can't think of anything to do

>>8166136
I feel the same, anon.

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>>8166105
>when you're talking to a boy and you're both flirting hard and you both have really similar interests so you click really hard and every time you think of him you get butterflies in your stomach

when did HRT make me such a fag

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Hey, I have a question for y'all. Is dating a trans girl different in alot of ways to a cisgirl? If so, how?

I'm considering it, every Cis girl I've been with really just wanted to hit it and quit it. Never been in an actual relationship before because of that.

>>8166162
It's a cute chin

>>8166173
buttchin

>>8166172
Please be my boyfriend!

>>8166092
jawlet

>>8166176
no cutechin

>>8166170
Embrace being a real girl. Put that dick in ur booty. Cast aside all sjw liberal faggy feminist bullshit and go please a man, I promise it will be the most fulfilling thing on earth. Men have a rough exterior but deep down they are cuddle junkies.

>>8166136
>that feel when she'll never love me back
why go on desu

>>8166188
>why go on
Idk, if you find out let me know because life without her is so much worse than even the bad times when we were together

>>8166166
Sup lad when do I get a CUDDLE
>>8166172
Emotional baggage, dick, anime and videogames

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>>8166012
Faceapp is cruel.

>>8166188
>she'll
Thats your fucking problem right there. Stop being so fucking edgy and get a bf.

>>8166178
>tfw not sure if sarcasm

I mean we can talk if you like, post contact if you want to

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>>8166152
improvements

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>>8166170
are you gonna kiss him

jesus this 2 month dip is SOME KINDA SHIT

wow holy god i am not ok

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>super dysphoric and crying in dream
>wake up sad
>start crying while making breakfast
>get yelled at for crying again
I want off this ride :/

>>8166204
a monster

>>8166199
Im 25 and manly and turning 26 and want to transition. I get compared to you all the time and youre one of my biggest inspirations. You're like my big sister or something tbqh.

When did you start transitioning?

>>8166200
Where are you from?

>>8166187
I think I'm gonna.
>tfw thinking about cuddling up to him
fugg

>>8166205
th-that's lewd anon

>>8166208
what do you mean chew tobacco

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>>8166197
I can think of worse. Honestly dick doesn't turn me on but neither does pussy. Maybe genitals are just fucking weird

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>>8166204
So basically this is nim
>brb blowing my brains out

>>8166217
WHAT?

>>8166222
She looks much better

>>8166209
your mom is a bad person
>>8166208
everything will be alright in the end

>>8166215
Texas, It's in the southern U.S

>>8166229
>It's in the southern U.S

really

>>8166209
no crying!

also wu make4brekk?

>>8166216
Dont think, just do. And for the love of god just get a chaser, just makr sure he's only a top.

>>8166211
>me
>inspiring anyone lol
I started when i was 25, now 27. Im only 2 years into transition and I had a rough canvas to work with.

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>>8166233
Not everyone lives in/is familiar with all the states broski

>>8166208
>tfw you got used to kink friends referring to diapers as dips and now you can't unlearn it

>>8166222
i have the male version of that jawline

>>8166239
Kayla you inspire me :3 please don't break my babytrans late transitioning histrionic heart :3

Actually go ahead i know you will because you're kayla :3

>>8166241
yeah but they know texas ya fuc

texas, cal, and ny you don't need to explain, the rest you do

>>8165657
What's wrong with drag queens?

>>8166241
yabbut most are aware of texas

>>8166252
There's literally nothing wrong with kayla

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>>8166252
they're not trans

desu i don't mind them but aesthetically they have completely different goals from me

and people are wont to assume being trans means i want to look like a drag queen

>>8166226
what?

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>>8166249
Well, lesson learned I guess. Not sure it's worth getting touchy about my friend

>>8166259
externally

>>8166228
feel like i've just finished getting a sense of what my body actually looks/feels like and i'm walking around with a completed sense of it now and it's like walking around in a hurt locker you can't take off

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>>8166252
Because they contribute to society's idea of trans people as cross dressing perverts and get nice trans people bullied

>>8166273
This but id also add transbians to that list

"Oh we're just girls like you but come over here and show me them titties bitch" and y'all wonder why cis women hate trannies so much.

>>8166262
i'm always touchy it's a serious character flaw i've had since forever and nobody's ever manahed to fix kek

i like myself tho

>>8166228
>your mom is a bad person
I know and I'm stuck here :(

>>8166235
>wu make4brekk?
Poached eggs and toasted rye

>>8166260
i thought that being trans and being a drag queen were similar things until I came here

if drag queens weren't a thing i might've looked into trans stuff sooner

it's kind of sad that trans people have been entangled with LGB stuff honestly, i can see how they'd be kindred spirits but our issues go beyond just sexuality

It's funny how you can tell who has been in gay spaces and who hasn't by what they think drag queens are.

>>8166287
ive seen a few, they've mostly just taken the role of presenter or performer

>>8166287
im a drag queen

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>>8166291
>they've mostly taken the role of a presenter or a performer
You don't say

I made the mistake of thinking my girlfriend liked me for reasons outside of fetishy nonsense but she brought me to a queer burlesque show. It was awful. Fat sloppy girls with retarded hair shaking their 80 extra lbs with taped nipples, degenerate men sucking their fingers like dicks. Absolutely deplorable.

There was another couple in front of me, trans and cis (fat) girl. The trans woman looked so fucking miserable.

Life sucks when you're in queer circles. Why don't queer people get that trans isn't queer? They're all like hurrr hurrr gender "isn't real" but when pushed to define gender they clam up and get triggered. Fucking ridiculous. I need a new life.

>>8166287
Cultutal caracture of women developed by the gay community

A couple of who live as cis males but say they are trans and can use trans slurs

>>8166273
No, they can't do that. You're having victim targetting failures.

The person at fault is not the person expressing themselves -- no human being has the right to attempt to control what another human being chooses to wear. That there are evil, disgusting people who are not yet aware of this is unfortunate, but it does not make the person wearing clothes at fault just as a rape victim is not at fault in those cases where some idiot complains 'well she was wearing slutty clothes!'.

>>8166229
Are you willing to move to yurop for me?

>>8166287
>being proud of invading gay spaces

reeeee

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>>8166296
It's cute how you're upset about people who live as cis males attaching a trans label to themselves

>>8166294
well that's what i mean, it changes the perception of people by making it seem like trans people are just playing dress up too

>>8166287
desu i try to keep people out of my gay space

>>8166291
yeah it's very much about extreme performative gender so that's the context you're likely to see them in

i am more about eliminating restrictive gender norms not hyping them the fuck up

and imma girl

Why are we pretending drag isn't transface

>>8166304
l o l
o
l

>>8166296
Yeah, drag queens are the reason i put transition off.

Case in point https://youtu.be/as8GLbVx5CA

faye is a dummy desu